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自古以來

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自從世間有了小女生

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娃娃就出現了

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但娃娃千篇一律是寶寶造型

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女生玩娃娃時只能扮演母親

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挺好玩的，起碼剛開始很新鮮

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你老媽是過來人

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玩了一陣子...

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對，芭比讓情況改觀了

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然後她持續進化

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這些女人都是芭比

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芭比也代表這些女人

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她最初只是穿著泳衣

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但她愈來愈多變

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她有錢，有房

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有車，有事業

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因為芭比千變萬化，女人千變萬化

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這多少反映在

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現代真實世界中的小女孩身上

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（真實世界）

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女孩會長成女人

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女人能成就一切，隨心所欲

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多虧芭比，女權與平權問題都解決了

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至少芭比自以為解決了

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畢竟她們都住在芭比樂園

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我憑什麼戳破她們的幻想

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這裡就有個芭比

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每天過著完美生活

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當我在粉紅世界醒來

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我起床向閨蜜揮手

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嗨，芭比

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嗨

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她超酷的

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光鮮亮麗，在池畔玩棋

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快來，我們有要緊事

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是她與她，我與你

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粉紅是百搭

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從頭到腳都美到爆

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我準備出遊，活在當下

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粉紅泡泡，可口極了

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我們愛繽紛色彩，但粉紅最搭

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要穿什麼？洋裝或套裝？

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都行，魔法使妳閃亮動人

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嗨，芭比，我喜歡妳的風格

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照鏡子只會見到笑逐顏開

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轉啊轉啊轉啊轉啊

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不愧是我的芭比

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加油，芭比，加油，芭比

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不愧是我的芭比

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不愧是我的芭比

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加油，芭比，加油，芭比

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不愧是我的芭比

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快來，我們有要緊事

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是她與她，我與你

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粉紅是百搭

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從頭到腳都美到爆
我準備出遊，活在當下

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-粉紅泡泡
-粉紅美美

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可口極了

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我們愛繽紛色彩，但粉紅最搭

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第一，顏值擔當

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第二，胸大有腦

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第三，永遠正向

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第四，最酷女神

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你在玩芭比時

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沒人會特地帶她們下樓或出門

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你只會把她們放到合適場所

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妳最好高飛，女孩

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你要運用想像力

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人家還沒唱完

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嗨，芭比

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-嗨，思佩
-嗨，芭比

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嗨，米琪

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米琪是芭比的懷孕好友

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其實米琪不該登場

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美泰兒把她停產了

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因為娃娃懷孕太怪了

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總之，芭比又展開

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美好的一天

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-粉紅是百搭
-嗨，芭比

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-嗨，芭比
-早，芭比，嗨

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-早安
-早安

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-又是好天
-早安，芭比

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嗨

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-俏妞們
-早安

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各位，轉向旁邊的芭比

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跟她說妳多愛她，讚美她

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記者芭比，儘管發問

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妳怎麼美成這樣？

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不解釋

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黑芭比，總統，黑芭比

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真心不騙，不解釋

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我愛大家

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諾貝爾記者獎，得獎者是芭比

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我努力以赴，我值得的

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諾貝爾文學獎，得獎者是芭比

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-妳代表同世代的心聲
-沒錯

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依我們的評估，金錢不是空話

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首先企業內沒有言論自由權

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他們行使權利的任何主張

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都是企圖把民主變成金權政治

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我情緒激昂，我正在表達

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我能毫不費力同時掌握

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邏輯和感覺

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這無損我的力量，反而讓我變強

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嗨，芭比

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芭比無所不能

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嗨，芭比

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太空耶

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讚啦

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（芭比樂園）

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不見不散

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芭比每天都很開心

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但肯尼只有芭比注意他時才開心

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嗨，芭比

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嗨，肯尼

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-嗨，芭比
-嗨，芭比

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嗨，芭比

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-嗨，肯尼
-嗨，肯尼

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-嗨，肯尼
-嗨，肯尼

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-嗨，肯尼
-來吃冰淇淋

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-酷喔
-嗨，芭比

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-嗨，芭比
-嗨，芭比

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-嗨，芭比
-嗨，芭比

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嗨，芭比

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-嗨，芭比
-嗨，肯尼

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-嗨，芭比
-嗨，肯尼

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-嗨，芭比
-嗨，芭比

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嗨，芭比們

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-掰，芭比們
-掰，芭比

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嗨，芭比

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嗨，艾倫

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艾倫沒有好幾個，只有一個

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嘿呀，我搞不懂

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嗨，芭比，看看我

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肯尼

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慘了

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不要

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一定超痛的

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-肯尼
-嗨，芭比

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-嗨
-妳都看到了？

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看得一清二楚

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我們扶你起來吧

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-妳們好有力
-動動腿，很好

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-你還好吧？
-好極了

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看來你搞不定這片海灘，肯尼

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我要是沒受傷
現在就能打趴你，肯尼

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我隨時都能打趴你，肯尼

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冰淇淋稍等，肯尼

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好，肯尼，放馬過來

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來對尬一下

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想打趴他的人得先打趴我

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我會同時打趴你們倆

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你連打趴自己都不行

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-你要怎麼一打二？
-好啦，兩位肯尼

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-你何不打趴自己
-你何必認真

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別吵啦，沒人會打趴別人

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好嗎？

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走吧

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-好了
-好

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-你表現很好
-還會痛嗎？

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我們會把你治好

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-出動
-快走

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-芭比，握著我的手
-你沒事的

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陪我，芭比

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太好了

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骨頭沒斷，你會沒事的

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衝浪的危險超乎想像

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你好勇敢，肯尼

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-謝謝，芭比
-不客氣

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-我根本不是玩衝浪的
-對

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我也不是救生員，大家都誤解了

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-錯很大
-我的工作只是...

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-待在海灘上
-對

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你待在海灘上太稱職了

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你很快會痊癒

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其實我話還沒說完，你就痊癒了

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-太神奇了
-水喔

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-嗨，芭比
-蛤？

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-今晚能去妳家嗎？
-好哇

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我沒啥重要事，只是要開轟趴

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跟所有芭比一起
加上專業編舞跟招牌歌

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過來玩趴吧

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-好酷
-是呀

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-好，掰
-好，掰，再見

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（總統）

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-嗨，芭比
-嗨，肯尼

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-好吸睛，芭比
-謝了，肯尼

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-嗨，肯尼
-嗨

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-讚讚讚
-嗨，芭比

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-嗨，芭比
-芭比

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哩厚，肯尼

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嗨，芭比，照過來

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你不會空翻吧，肯尼

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啥米？

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超正點的趴，芭比

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謝了，芭比，今晚太完美了

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完美到不行

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妳看起來美爆了，芭比

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謝了，芭比，我心花怒放的

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-咪兔
-今天最棒了

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今天最棒了，昨天和明天也是

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後天也是，連週三都超棒

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還有未來的每一天，直到永遠

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說得好，芭比

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妳們想過死掉的事嗎？

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人家亂說的啦

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我是想跳舞想到死了

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好美啊

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你能走了

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-我以為今晚能過夜
-為什麼？

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因為我們是男女朋友

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那要幹嘛？

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我也不確定

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但我不想要你留下

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-因為那個肯尼？
-肯尼只是好朋友

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這是夢幻屋，芭比的夢幻屋

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這不是肯尼的夢幻屋，對吧？

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-妳說的都算
-況且今天是淑女之夜

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快來，芭比，睡衣趴

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趕快，總統大駕光臨

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沒錯，不客氣

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-每晚都是淑女之夜
-每晚到永遠

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-每晚
-直到永遠

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-晚安
-晚安

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我也愛妳

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淑女之夜，淑女之夜

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被打槍了，走囉

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晚安，芭比們

229
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我肯定沒再想死掉的事了

230
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:06,717
當我在粉紅世界醒來

231
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:07,467
嗨，芭比

232
00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:10,762
我起床向閨蜜揮手

233
00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:12,973
-嗨，芭比
-嗨

234
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:15,225
緊張什麼？

235
00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:19,730
會不會是壓抑不住的死亡念頭

236
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:23,525
快來，我們有要緊事

237
00:16:23,609 --> 00:16:27,613
是她與她，我與你

238
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:32,201
-粉紅是百搭
-好冷

239
00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:33,952
從頭到腳都美到爆

240
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,996
我準備出遊，活在當下

241
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:38,373
粉紅泡泡，會很順利

242
00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:40,334
可口極了

243
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:44,713
我們愛繽紛色彩，但粉紅最搭

244
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,757
第一，恐慌

245
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,800
第二，害怕

246
00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:50,302
第三，噁心

247
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:51,136
（過期！）

248
00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:52,513
第四，死亡

249
00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:55,349
不愧是我的芭比

250
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,643
加油，芭比，加油，芭比

251
00:16:57,726 --> 00:16:59,186
不愧是我的芭比

252
00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:03,315
美眉，妳沒事吧？

253
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,150
嗨，芭比

254
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,945
我很好，好極了

255
00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:12,449
-厲害，芭比
-加油，芭比

256
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,617
最強啦啦隊，肯尼們

257
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,992
擊掌

258
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,453
嗨，芭比

259
00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:18,622
過來，芭比，奔向大海吧

260
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:19,790
好

261
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:32,386
我的腳

262
00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:36,306
不會吧

263
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,268
厲害，超棒的

264
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,190
嗨，芭比

265
00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:46,024
妳沒事吧？

266
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:48,068
-嗨，芭比
-芭比，我剛跌倒

267
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,778
-跌倒？
-好丟臉

268
00:17:49,862 --> 00:17:51,446
-芭比不會丟臉的
-是啊

269
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:53,615
芭比，我完全狀況外

270
00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:57,411
但我的腳跟貼地了

271
00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,246
我不再踮腳尖了

272
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:00,789
別慌，讓我看

273
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,712
扁平足

274
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,181
夠囉，肯尼

275
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,974
拍謝，拍謝

276
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:22,102
我是典型芭比，所以不會胡思亂想

277
00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:24,354
管他什麼來龍去脈的因果關係

278
00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:26,607
但有些事件可能顯露跡象

279
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:32,529
早上有口臭，沖澡變冷水
鬆餅焦掉，摔落屋頂

280
00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:33,572
妳是機能失常

281
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:36,783
蛤？我只是...真的？

282
00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:38,535
我從沒見過這種失常

283
00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:40,704
通常只是頭髮亂掉

284
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,248
妳要去找怪芭比

285
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:46,168
我才不必去找怪芭比

286
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:47,961
因為妳從未機能失常

287
00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:51,215
聽說她曾是最美的芭比

288
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:54,551
但真實世界的人把她玩過頭了

289
00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:08,941
現在她注定
永久要讓其他芭比變完美

290
00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:11,485
她卻變得愈來愈崩壞

291
00:19:12,069 --> 00:19:15,822
所以我們不管背後或當面
都叫她怪芭比

292
00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:17,324
她是怪咖

293
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,911
她幹嘛老是在劈腿

294
00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:32,130
扁平足穿高跟鞋真要人命

295
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,094
有人在嗎？

296
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:37,928
嗚嗚

297
00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:40,264
汪汪

298
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:42,891
嗚嗚

299
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:45,352
汪汪

300
00:19:45,936 --> 00:19:49,314
蝦米代誌，正妹？

301
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,149
-嗨
-歡迎

302
00:19:51,525 --> 00:19:53,235
歡迎來到怪異屋

303
00:19:57,281 --> 00:19:59,324
-妳好嗎？
-幸會

304
00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:01,660
拍謝有怪狗，有何貴幹？

305
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:05,038
我來請教腳的事

306
00:20:05,122 --> 00:20:06,415
我的腳變得...

307
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:14,339
扁平

308
00:20:14,423 --> 00:20:15,340
是啊

309
00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:17,384
-頭一遭
-真假？

310
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:21,138
那妳能修好嗎？

311
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:23,599
妳是典型芭比，對吧？

312
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:29,021
妳的肯尼，他是肌肉男神

313
00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:29,980
大概吧

314
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:33,775
我倒想見識他下面有沒有料

315
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:36,778
-話說，之前有徵兆嗎？
-沒有

316
00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:39,740
大家只是開心打著排球

317
00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:43,202
-就醬？
-想到死亡

318
00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:44,703
大聲點

319
00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:49,041
也許想到死亡

320
00:20:49,124 --> 00:20:50,876
想到死亡咧

321
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:52,169
代誌大條？

322
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,796
-怎樣？
-這我有耳聞

323
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,758
我原本不信，但還真有其事

324
00:20:59,635 --> 00:21:02,012
有妳的，妳打開了入口

325
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,472
我沒打開什麼入口

326
00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:07,726
不知是誰造成時空裂縫

327
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:10,646
芭比樂園與真實世界
隔著一層保護膜

328
00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:13,065
妳想要再成為完美的典型芭比

329
00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:14,900
小妞，妳就要修補裂縫

330
00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:17,611
否則妳會不得安寧，看妳的大腿

331
00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:21,365
-這是什麼？
-是橘皮

332
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,741
-會長滿全身
-什麼？

333
00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:25,953
然後妳會變得多愁善感，捉摸不定

334
00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:26,912
不要

335
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:28,622
我該怎麼做？

336
00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:32,209
-妳要去真實世界
-好

337
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,378
妳要找到在玩妳的女生

338
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:35,420
玩我？

339
00:21:35,504 --> 00:21:36,755
我們都是被人玩，寶貝

340
00:21:36,839 --> 00:21:39,258
但通常兩邊差很大，感恩

341
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:43,345
女生與娃娃，永無交集

342
00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:44,888
-永無交集？
-對

343
00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:47,057
玩妳的女生一定很悲傷

344
00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:49,017
她的想法、感覺和人性

345
00:21:49,101 --> 00:21:51,270
跟妳的可愛個性有分歧

346
00:21:51,562 --> 00:21:52,980
她為什麼會悲傷？

347
00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:55,816
我們都搞定了
讓真實世界的所有女人

348
00:21:55,899 --> 00:21:58,569
-都能快樂和強大
-阿哉，依我看

349
00:21:58,652 --> 00:22:00,904
-妳一定脫不了關係
-我？

350
00:22:00,988 --> 00:22:02,656
-兩人合力才能撕裂入口
-不可能

351
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:05,993
我只想要一切保持原狀

352
00:22:06,076 --> 00:22:10,789
話雖如此，妳們兩人變得密不可分

353
00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:13,125
妳要幫她才能幫自己

354
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:19,923
那我該不該...

355
00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:21,884
選哪邊？

356
00:22:21,967 --> 00:22:25,095
回去原本生活，忘記所有怪事

357
00:22:25,179 --> 00:22:28,056
或是得知宇宙的真相

358
00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:31,768
選擇在妳

359
00:22:32,436 --> 00:22:33,729
第一個，高跟鞋

360
00:22:34,313 --> 00:22:36,523
不，重來一次

361
00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:39,651
-妳應該要得知真相
-我不想

362
00:22:39,735 --> 00:22:40,986
寶貝，聽著

363
00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:43,030
妳得要有好奇心，重來

364
00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:45,365
我不是冒險芭比，我是典型芭比

365
00:22:45,449 --> 00:22:48,493
我是大家心目中的芭比，想到芭比...

366
00:22:49,161 --> 00:22:49,995
就想到我

367
00:22:50,996 --> 00:22:54,041
我好煩，妳很煩人，煩捏

368
00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:56,126
好，我準備好忘記了

369
00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:58,420
不，妳要選這個

370
00:22:58,504 --> 00:23:01,298
我給妳選擇是要妳感覺有控制權

371
00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:03,300
-所以沒有第一選項？
-沒啦

372
00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:06,595
妳要自己修補裂縫

373
00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:08,889
別怪我，怪美泰兒，他們定的規則

374
00:23:08,972 --> 00:23:10,474
人家不想啦

375
00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:12,392
好，橘皮滿身，隨便

376
00:23:12,476 --> 00:23:14,728
不要，打死不行

377
00:23:17,523 --> 00:23:19,274
送我通過入口

378
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:23,070
其實沒有入口，只是打比方

379
00:23:23,153 --> 00:23:25,781
先是跑車換快艇

380
00:23:25,864 --> 00:23:28,492
換火箭，再換協力車

381
00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:31,161
換露營車，好玩，換雪上摩托車

382
00:23:31,245 --> 00:23:34,248
直通洛衫磯州

383
00:23:34,331 --> 00:23:38,460
妳會一身炫炮溜直排輪，進入加州國

384
00:23:38,961 --> 00:23:41,004
很瞎吧，妳最好別多想

385
00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:43,715
那我到達時要怎麼找到這個女生？

386
00:23:44,633 --> 00:23:45,926
妳找得到的

387
00:23:46,635 --> 00:23:48,887
那我要怎麼回來？

388
00:23:48,971 --> 00:23:50,681
相同方法，反著回來

389
00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:53,642
一樣前進，但順序相反

390
00:23:53,725 --> 00:23:55,644
-別想太多
-好

391
00:23:55,727 --> 00:23:59,940
看好，如果妳沒找到她和修補好

392
00:24:00,023 --> 00:24:01,859
難看會變得更難看

393
00:24:01,942 --> 00:24:03,777
怪異會變得更怪異

394
00:24:03,861 --> 00:24:05,696
然後妳就會看起來像我

395
00:24:08,073 --> 00:24:09,032
拍謝啦

396
00:24:09,867 --> 00:24:12,077
哇哉，我有心理準備了

397
00:24:12,369 --> 00:24:14,371
-反正我對妳有信心
-謝謝

398
00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:16,832
快去，保重，我愛妳

399
00:24:17,291 --> 00:24:19,334
-掰
-掰

400
00:24:19,418 --> 00:24:24,339
安然抵達真實世界，順利修補保護膜

401
00:24:24,423 --> 00:24:29,261
隔開兩個世界，才不會有橘皮

402
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:33,891
-她不會帶你去的
-你犯傻啦，肯尼

403
00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:36,393
她真的有問我

404
00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:38,604
我說我寧願留下

405
00:24:38,687 --> 00:24:39,938
為什麼？你怕了？

406
00:24:40,022 --> 00:24:42,149
-才怪
-你包準怕了

407
00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:44,193
她包準不想要你陪

408
00:24:44,902 --> 00:24:48,405
屁啦，你完全搞錯，包準是相反

409
00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:49,740
-是咧？
-廢話

410
00:24:49,823 --> 00:24:53,076
相反個頭，你根本搞不清

411
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:56,038
人家不想走，好想找藉口留下

412
00:24:56,121 --> 00:24:58,457
-留下來嘛
-我會超想妳們的

413
00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:01,126
我多希望有人陪我去，但妳們不能

414
00:25:01,210 --> 00:25:02,127
我要獨自解決

415
00:25:02,211 --> 00:25:03,879
-我在想什麼鳥？
-鸚鵡

416
00:25:03,962 --> 00:25:05,506
海豚，不，是鳥啦

417
00:25:06,465 --> 00:25:08,550
-是鵜鶘
-可惡

418
00:25:09,134 --> 00:25:10,177
我們會很想妳，芭比

419
00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:12,137
我很快會踮著腳回來

420
00:25:12,221 --> 00:25:13,680
我們會永遠忘記這件事

421
00:25:13,764 --> 00:25:16,225
妳會見證我們為這世界
帶來的一切美好

422
00:25:16,308 --> 00:25:18,018
妳會成為他們的英雄

423
00:25:18,101 --> 00:25:22,231
那些惜福的強大女人的美好人生
都要歸功於芭比

424
00:25:22,314 --> 00:25:25,859
我敢說每個女人都會向妳道謝
給妳愛的抱抱

425
00:25:26,151 --> 00:25:29,029
妳說的對，那我走了

426
00:25:29,821 --> 00:25:30,739
掰

427
00:25:31,365 --> 00:25:33,617
-掰，芭比
-掰

428
00:25:35,118 --> 00:25:37,412
掰，芭比，在真實世界祝好運

429
00:25:37,496 --> 00:25:39,122
小心長橘皮

430
00:25:39,998 --> 00:25:40,874
（芭比樂園）

431
00:25:40,958 --> 00:25:44,419
我去求醫，我去山間

432
00:25:44,503 --> 00:25:48,757
我望向孩子，我暢飲泉水

433
00:25:49,216 --> 00:25:53,262
這些問題不只有唯一答案

434
00:25:53,345 --> 00:25:56,348
指引我走過彎路

435
00:25:56,431 --> 00:26:00,394
我對我的起源愈追根究底

436
00:26:00,477 --> 00:26:05,399
我更接近美好

437
00:26:05,482 --> 00:26:07,693
-我更接近美好
-我更接近美好

438
00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:16,618
你怎麼在這裡？

439
00:26:16,702 --> 00:26:17,703
我要陪妳去

440
00:26:17,786 --> 00:26:20,080
-不，請下車
-不行啦

441
00:26:20,163 --> 00:26:21,748
我跟肯尼下雙倍注

442
00:26:21,832 --> 00:26:24,626
妳不能讓我被肯尼的酷勁比下去

443
00:26:24,710 --> 00:26:26,044
肯尼又不酷

444
00:26:26,128 --> 00:26:27,296
我覺得他夠酷

445
00:26:27,379 --> 00:26:28,964
你會拖累我

446
00:26:29,047 --> 00:26:31,049
芭比，要是有海灘呢？

447
00:26:31,383 --> 00:26:33,218
妳會需要專業海灘哥

448
00:26:35,512 --> 00:26:36,889
你有帶直排輪嗎？

449
00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:39,600
我到哪都必帶

450
00:26:41,143 --> 00:26:43,312
-拜託啦
-好吧

451
00:26:44,730 --> 00:26:46,481
給它拼了

452
00:26:46,565 --> 00:26:47,858
-我能坐到前座嗎？
-不行

453
00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:49,443
（真實世界，這邊）

454
00:26:49,526 --> 00:26:53,071
芭比和肯尼出發冒險了

455
00:26:53,155 --> 00:26:55,157
前往真實世界

456
00:27:27,856 --> 00:27:28,982
芭比

457
00:27:30,275 --> 00:27:31,235
好耶

458
00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:41,870
哇，這是真實世界

459
00:27:41,995 --> 00:27:44,331
芭比，我就說會有海灘

460
00:27:44,414 --> 00:27:45,123
是啊

461
00:27:53,674 --> 00:27:54,758
讚啦

462
00:27:57,511 --> 00:27:58,470
怎麼回事？

463
00:27:58,554 --> 00:28:00,514
笑一個，金髮妞

464
00:28:02,015 --> 00:28:03,267
這些男生幹嘛盯著我？

465
00:28:03,350 --> 00:28:05,227
他們也盯著我看

466
00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:06,603
水喔

467
00:28:07,104 --> 00:28:07,896
哇咧

468
00:28:08,021 --> 00:28:10,524
我感到有點彆扭

469
00:28:11,149 --> 00:28:13,360
我不太會形容...

470
00:28:13,569 --> 00:28:17,489
我竟然意識到自己的存在

471
00:28:17,573 --> 00:28:18,657
這是前所未有的感覺

472
00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:21,034
只能用粉絲來形容這些人

473
00:28:21,118 --> 00:28:23,245
-怪正妹
-但少了拋媚眼

474
00:28:24,288 --> 00:28:25,914
也沒有暴力傾向

475
00:28:25,998 --> 00:28:28,500
我倒覺得有暴力傾向

476
00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:30,669
你看，是工地

477
00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:33,297
-女力要發威了
-對

478
00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:34,923
娘兒們，照過來

479
00:28:35,674 --> 00:28:36,884
外賣辣妹來了？

480
00:28:36,967 --> 00:28:38,844
妳會不爽我說妳身材火辣嗎？

481
00:28:38,927 --> 00:28:40,512
-我死掉上天堂了？
-妳好銷魂

482
00:28:40,596 --> 00:28:42,931
-寶貝，妳是天使
-我起秋了

483
00:28:43,015 --> 00:28:45,934
我聽不懂，你們講話好怪

484
00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:47,895
但我聽出一些性暗示

485
00:28:47,978 --> 00:28:49,605
好像話中有話

486
00:28:49,688 --> 00:28:53,734
報你們知，我沒有小妹妹

487
00:28:54,735 --> 00:28:56,653
他沒有小弟弟

488
00:28:56,737 --> 00:28:58,488
我們下面什麼都沒有

489
00:28:58,572 --> 00:28:59,531
-無所謂
-沒差

490
00:28:59,615 --> 00:29:01,116
-隨你們高興
-酷喔

491
00:29:01,825 --> 00:29:03,535
我是真男人啦

492
00:29:04,244 --> 00:29:06,538
老天，午餐時的工地

493
00:29:06,622 --> 00:29:08,790
應該是女人的地盤吧

494
00:29:08,874 --> 00:29:11,835
但這個工地被男人占據了

495
00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:16,465
這裡幾乎什麼都顛倒了

496
00:29:19,593 --> 00:29:20,469
你看

497
00:29:20,552 --> 00:29:22,304
-最高法院
-她們好聰明

498
00:29:22,387 --> 00:29:23,222
（環球小姐）

499
00:29:23,305 --> 00:29:25,432
布萊恩，給他上

500
00:29:27,935 --> 00:29:29,061
（芭比）

501
00:29:29,144 --> 00:29:30,687
（肯尼）

502
00:29:30,771 --> 00:29:32,689
我超愛緊身衣

503
00:29:32,773 --> 00:29:34,316
護肘很炫

504
00:29:34,399 --> 00:29:36,401
我們要換套衣服

505
00:29:37,152 --> 00:29:38,695
（便利商店，防曬乳）

506
00:29:38,779 --> 00:29:40,113
我們好帥

507
00:29:40,197 --> 00:29:41,740
-我愛流蘇
-我愛牛仔布

508
00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:44,910
老兄

509
00:29:45,244 --> 00:29:47,246
你們還沒付錢

510
00:29:50,082 --> 00:29:51,542
她不露更漂亮

511
00:29:51,625 --> 00:29:53,168
更有想像空間

512
00:29:53,252 --> 00:29:55,379
衣服送你們好了

513
00:29:55,879 --> 00:30:00,133
怪芭比說我找得到這女孩
但我摸不著頭腦

514
00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:02,803
聰明的芭比會怎麼做？

515
00:30:03,262 --> 00:30:05,138
我要理清頭緒才能想清楚

516
00:30:05,597 --> 00:30:07,599
誰在玩我呢？

517
00:30:07,683 --> 00:30:09,601
我討厭別人想事情，我好悶

518
00:30:09,685 --> 00:30:12,229
我愈快想通就能愈快回家

519
00:30:12,312 --> 00:30:14,189
-我該怎麼做？
-肯尼

520
00:30:14,273 --> 00:30:15,816
-去散個步
-我一個人？

521
00:30:15,899 --> 00:30:17,109
-對
-真假？哪裡？

522
00:30:17,442 --> 00:30:18,485
隨便啦

523
00:30:18,569 --> 00:30:20,445
-我能走那邊嗎？
-當然行

524
00:30:26,285 --> 00:30:27,786
-別走太遠
-好

525
00:30:32,499 --> 00:30:33,584
借過一下

526
00:30:34,626 --> 00:30:35,669
謝啦

527
00:30:38,213 --> 00:30:40,966
（世紀城中心）

528
00:30:46,555 --> 00:30:47,347
帥喔，老兄

529
00:30:48,140 --> 00:30:49,057
這次要硬起來

530
00:30:49,141 --> 00:30:49,975
男人就要練壯

531
00:30:50,058 --> 00:30:51,268
猛男，猛男

532
00:30:51,351 --> 00:30:53,896
-你有夠MAN
-不，你才MAN

533
00:30:53,979 --> 00:30:55,355
給他MAN下去

534
00:30:57,232 --> 00:30:58,692
（悍馬越野車）

535
00:31:05,449 --> 00:31:08,202
根據投資報酬率，我們超出預期

536
00:31:08,285 --> 00:31:09,369
這是好事

537
00:31:09,453 --> 00:31:10,287
我不擔心

538
00:31:10,370 --> 00:31:12,039
別吵我，瑪格麗特
握手成交吧

539
00:31:12,122 --> 00:31:14,249
-我們會賺大錢
-我們非同小可

540
00:31:37,231 --> 00:31:38,565
這才對

541
00:32:17,813 --> 00:32:19,648
（二手店）

542
00:32:46,133 --> 00:32:47,217
這感覺...

543
00:32:48,468 --> 00:32:50,929
隱隱作痛，但很棒

544
00:32:59,646 --> 00:33:01,523
我只是想讓情況順利

545
00:33:01,607 --> 00:33:04,651
所以叫我瘋子？這樣只會更糟

546
00:33:04,735 --> 00:33:05,861
我束手無策了

547
00:33:45,651 --> 00:33:47,152
妳好美

548
00:33:48,654 --> 00:33:50,072
我知道

549
00:33:57,037 --> 00:33:59,248
芭比，芭比

550
00:33:59,331 --> 00:34:00,165
好耶

551
00:34:00,582 --> 00:34:01,291
我想到了

552
00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:02,334
妳想到什麼？

553
00:34:02,417 --> 00:34:03,836
-你先說
-不，妳先說

554
00:34:03,919 --> 00:34:05,254
-一起說
-好

555
00:34:05,754 --> 00:34:07,464
-她在學校
-男人統治世界

556
00:34:07,881 --> 00:34:09,257
-什麼意思？
-那個小孩在學校？

557
00:34:09,382 --> 00:34:10,300
你剛才說什麼？

558
00:34:10,384 --> 00:34:11,760
-沒什麼
-好

559
00:34:11,844 --> 00:34:13,762
-去學校吧
-好

560
00:34:13,846 --> 00:34:15,222
快走吧

561
00:34:25,482 --> 00:34:28,610
（美泰兒全球總部，加州洛衫磯）

562
00:34:28,902 --> 00:34:30,362
（美泰兒）

563
00:34:32,906 --> 00:34:35,033
-喂
-我是FBI的丹

564
00:34:35,117 --> 00:34:38,120
-我是美泰兒的亞倫
-我才不鳥你是誰，亞倫

565
00:34:38,203 --> 00:34:40,038
-你是實習生嗎？
-不，我是...

566
00:34:40,121 --> 00:34:42,791
-你們有兩個娃娃跑出來了
-不可能

567
00:34:42,875 --> 00:34:44,251
-你怎麼知道？
-別嘴我，亞倫

568
00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:46,587
一對金髮娃娃，名叫芭比和肯尼

569
00:34:46,670 --> 00:34:48,130
在聖塔莫尼卡溜直排輪

570
00:34:48,213 --> 00:34:50,257
美泰兒要給我們搞定

571
00:34:50,340 --> 00:34:51,757
別搞砸了，亞倫

572
00:34:51,842 --> 00:34:52,759
不會的

573
00:34:55,429 --> 00:34:56,889
完了，完蛋了

574
00:34:57,472 --> 00:34:59,391
-什麼？
-舊事重演了

575
00:34:59,766 --> 00:35:00,684
什麼？哪時？

576
00:35:00,767 --> 00:35:03,061
聽說十年前有個叫思佩的女人

577
00:35:03,145 --> 00:35:04,938
出現在西嶼的某個人家

578
00:35:05,022 --> 00:35:06,857
受託當保母

579
00:35:06,940 --> 00:35:08,442
她差點帶幼兒去衝浪

580
00:35:08,525 --> 00:35:09,526
-媽呀
-是不是

581
00:35:09,610 --> 00:35:13,739
公司私下解決了，但這次更大條

582
00:35:14,323 --> 00:35:16,408
-我要直通頂樓
-沒人能直通頂樓

583
00:35:16,491 --> 00:35:18,452
-我非得如此
-你可能會回不來

584
00:35:20,037 --> 00:35:21,038
我豁出去了

585
00:35:21,788 --> 00:35:22,623
（直通頂樓）

586
00:35:28,378 --> 00:35:30,923
（透過玩樂賦予下一代力量）

587
00:35:31,006 --> 00:35:34,635
我更接近美好

588
00:35:37,012 --> 00:35:38,764
-嗨
-嗨，亞倫

589
00:35:38,847 --> 00:35:40,265
-新創作？
-對

590
00:35:40,349 --> 00:35:43,101
我開始畫一些怪設計

591
00:35:43,185 --> 00:35:44,561
這些不大相同

592
00:35:44,645 --> 00:35:46,647
這是壓抑不住死亡念頭的芭比

593
00:35:47,481 --> 00:35:48,982
全身橘皮的芭比

594
00:35:49,566 --> 00:35:50,943
邊緣人芭比

595
00:35:51,693 --> 00:35:54,530
聽著，我要跟高層說話

596
00:35:54,613 --> 00:35:55,697
-不行
-我堅持

597
00:35:55,781 --> 00:35:57,032
-不行
-我要進去了

598
00:35:57,115 --> 00:35:59,284
亞倫，他們正在開公司理念大會

599
00:35:59,368 --> 00:36:00,410
誰都不准進去

600
00:36:00,494 --> 00:36:02,454
-亞倫，別去
-總是要賦予女孩力量

601
00:36:02,538 --> 00:36:03,539
一直都是

602
00:36:03,622 --> 00:36:05,249
但我們真正要賣什麼？

603
00:36:05,332 --> 00:36:07,042
-聽好，我們賣的是夢想
-亞倫

604
00:36:07,417 --> 00:36:09,169
想像力

605
00:36:10,003 --> 00:36:11,797
閃亮亮

606
00:36:12,089 --> 00:36:13,507
我好興奮，好熱血

607
00:36:13,590 --> 00:36:16,218
想到閃亮亮，之後你會想到什麼？

608
00:36:16,635 --> 00:36:17,886
女力發威

609
00:36:18,971 --> 00:36:19,721
打擾一下

610
00:36:21,014 --> 00:36:23,225
-你哪位？
-亞倫丁金斯，老闆

611
00:36:23,308 --> 00:36:25,310
我們正在開重要會議，亞倫丁金斯

612
00:36:25,394 --> 00:36:27,062
您最好聽聽

613
00:36:27,145 --> 00:36:30,023
能不能寫信？儘早寄給我

614
00:36:30,107 --> 00:36:31,191
今天結束前

615
00:36:32,067 --> 00:36:32,943
-很好
-對

616
00:36:33,026 --> 00:36:35,863
我能說句悄悄話嗎？

617
00:36:36,405 --> 00:36:37,531
好，跟我說

618
00:37:00,721 --> 00:37:02,055
不會吧

619
00:37:04,183 --> 00:37:05,684
-椅子扶正
-去拿推車

620
00:37:05,767 --> 00:37:06,518
我們沒事

621
00:37:08,187 --> 00:37:09,646
-你還好吧？
-他沒事

622
00:37:09,730 --> 00:37:11,023
-好
-他沒事

623
00:37:14,276 --> 00:37:16,236
西嶼的思佩事件重現

624
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:19,948
恕我直言，上次是思佩

625
00:37:20,032 --> 00:37:22,659
這次是芭比

626
00:37:25,495 --> 00:37:28,999
要是傳出去
我們的娃娃從芭比樂園來到洛衫磯

627
00:37:29,082 --> 00:37:31,585
以真人尺寸現身

628
00:37:32,628 --> 00:37:34,379
在地表趴趴走

629
00:37:35,672 --> 00:37:37,758
情況會很糟

630
00:37:38,050 --> 00:37:40,052
芭比來到真實世界

631
00:37:41,261 --> 00:37:42,262
不可思議

632
00:37:42,346 --> 00:37:45,015
我們手上有棘手情況

633
00:37:45,098 --> 00:37:46,934
大災難

634
00:37:47,267 --> 00:37:49,436
-不用我強調了
-什麼？

635
00:37:50,354 --> 00:37:52,189
-再報上名字
-亞倫丁金斯

636
00:37:52,272 --> 00:37:53,565
-亞倫狄金生？
-丁金斯

637
00:37:53,649 --> 00:37:56,235
-對，亞倫
-芭比樂園是另一個現實

638
00:37:56,318 --> 00:37:59,071
或是想像的地方

639
00:37:59,154 --> 00:38:00,197
都是

640
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:00,948
好

641
00:38:01,031 --> 00:38:04,326
把它想作瑞典小鎮，亞倫丁金斯

642
00:38:04,910 --> 00:38:05,869
瑞典

643
00:38:06,286 --> 00:38:07,246
好

644
00:38:09,540 --> 00:38:12,084
你的體重多少？無所謂

645
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,378
聽起來要裝盒

646
00:38:14,670 --> 00:38:19,049
娃娃回到盒子前絕不能鬆懈

647
00:38:19,341 --> 00:38:20,300
（拓荒者之家）

648
00:38:20,384 --> 00:38:23,220
你看，大衛克羅國中，我神遊過

649
00:38:23,303 --> 00:38:24,638
騎馬者

650
00:38:24,721 --> 00:38:26,473
我開始有各種怪感覺

651
00:38:26,557 --> 00:38:29,393
好像我怕東怕西的

652
00:38:29,476 --> 00:38:31,353
-那是什麼狀況？
-焦慮

653
00:38:31,436 --> 00:38:33,730
我也有，青少年特別嚴重

654
00:38:33,814 --> 00:38:35,399
我感覺很棒

655
00:38:35,482 --> 00:38:37,401
因為小孩不會對老爸洩憤

656
00:38:37,734 --> 00:38:39,945
她一定在這裡

657
00:38:40,028 --> 00:38:41,280
我要儘快找到她

658
00:38:41,363 --> 00:38:44,783
我去一下圖書館，找找卡車的書

659
00:38:44,867 --> 00:38:46,243
好，別闖禍

660
00:38:46,326 --> 00:38:47,536
不會啦

661
00:39:01,758 --> 00:39:03,177
妳要幹嘛？

662
00:39:04,469 --> 00:39:05,971
那個女孩叫什麼？

663
00:39:06,346 --> 00:39:07,389
那是莎夏

664
00:39:07,681 --> 00:39:09,141
-嗨，莎夏
-別跟她攀談

665
00:39:09,224 --> 00:39:12,561
莎夏能找妳，但絕對別主動找她

666
00:39:12,686 --> 00:39:14,897
-她超會嗆人
-安啦

667
00:39:14,980 --> 00:39:17,065
大家都愛我，覺得我很酷很美

668
00:39:19,067 --> 00:39:19,985
感恩

669
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:27,159
美眉們，莎夏，妳好

670
00:39:29,745 --> 00:39:30,454
妳哪位？

671
00:39:33,332 --> 00:39:36,627
我是妳從小到大最愛的女生

672
00:39:36,710 --> 00:39:38,128
芭比

673
00:39:39,963 --> 00:39:41,632
妳真的自以為是芭比？

674
00:39:42,466 --> 00:39:43,675
-對
-她起肖了

675
00:39:43,759 --> 00:39:45,177
她是瘋人院逃出來的嗎？

676
00:39:45,260 --> 00:39:47,679
妳是芭比腦粉？
專業級胸大無腦？

677
00:39:47,763 --> 00:39:49,223
不，芭比才不是胸大無腦

678
00:39:49,306 --> 00:39:51,475
芭比是醫生、律師和議員

679
00:39:51,558 --> 00:39:53,227
還是諾貝爾獎得主

680
00:39:53,310 --> 00:39:54,895
妳是諾貝爾獎得主？

681
00:39:54,978 --> 00:39:58,565
不是我，另一個芭比

682
00:39:58,649 --> 00:39:59,691
沒錯

683
00:39:59,775 --> 00:40:02,903
妳們不感謝我，給我愛的抱抱？

684
00:40:05,447 --> 00:40:07,199
因為我是妳們最愛的玩具

685
00:40:07,282 --> 00:40:09,993
我五歲之後就沒玩過芭比

686
00:40:10,577 --> 00:40:12,246
我討厭有頭髮的娃娃

687
00:40:12,329 --> 00:40:14,623
我玩過芭比，無聊到爆時

688
00:40:14,706 --> 00:40:15,874
我愛過芭比

689
00:40:17,918 --> 00:40:20,212
反正小時候玩芭比糟透了

690
00:40:20,295 --> 00:40:21,296
糟透了？

691
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:23,757
為什麼？

692
00:40:24,216 --> 00:40:25,425
-快上，莎夏
-吐槽她

693
00:40:25,509 --> 00:40:26,593
摧毀芭比

694
00:40:27,928 --> 00:40:30,889
芭比，給我聽好

695
00:40:31,723 --> 00:40:34,935
自從妳出現就讓女人自卑

696
00:40:35,018 --> 00:40:36,770
妳講的好像是相反

697
00:40:36,854 --> 00:40:39,439
妳代表當代文化的所有錯誤

698
00:40:39,523 --> 00:40:42,734
性資本主義，不切實際的身體形象

699
00:40:42,818 --> 00:40:46,029
不對，妳說的是典型刻板印象

700
00:40:46,113 --> 00:40:49,032
芭比是包羅萬象

701
00:40:49,116 --> 00:40:50,534
妳照個鏡子

702
00:40:51,410 --> 00:40:54,288
照理說我就是典型芭比

703
00:40:54,371 --> 00:40:56,957
妳讓女權運動倒退50年

704
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,917
妳毀了女人天生的價值感

705
00:40:59,001 --> 00:41:02,421
妳殘害地球，美化猖獗的消費主義

706
00:41:02,504 --> 00:41:06,884
不，我應該要幫妳，讓妳快樂強大

707
00:41:06,967 --> 00:41:08,468
我很強大啊

708
00:41:08,552 --> 00:41:10,846
直到妳出現自稱是芭比

709
00:41:10,929 --> 00:41:13,307
我好幾年沒想到妳了，法西斯份子

710
00:41:20,189 --> 00:41:21,190
好

711
00:41:21,648 --> 00:41:24,151
又發生了，我得...

712
00:41:24,234 --> 00:41:28,363
恕我失陪，談話愉快

713
00:41:35,746 --> 00:41:37,164
就是說不聽

714
00:41:41,335 --> 00:41:43,295
（為何男人是統治者）

715
00:41:44,838 --> 00:41:45,506
（人類與戰爭）

716
00:41:45,589 --> 00:41:46,465
（父權的起源）

717
00:41:46,548 --> 00:41:47,341
（馬）

718
00:41:50,969 --> 00:41:52,679
先生，請問現在幾點？

719
00:41:53,597 --> 00:41:54,848
妳尊重我

720
00:41:54,932 --> 00:41:56,975
拍謝，現在幾點了？

721
00:41:57,768 --> 00:41:59,311
我不知道

722
00:42:00,854 --> 00:42:01,688
好

723
00:42:01,772 --> 00:42:03,649
芭比怎麼沒教我父權的事

724
00:42:03,732 --> 00:42:07,444
據我瞭解
父權能讓男人和馬操控一切

725
00:42:07,819 --> 00:42:09,196
是咧

726
00:42:09,279 --> 00:42:10,989
我要出運了

727
00:42:11,073 --> 00:42:14,034
你說了算

728
00:42:14,117 --> 00:42:16,703
我要找高階高薪權高的工作，感恩

729
00:42:16,787 --> 00:42:18,121
好，你至少要有企管碩士

730
00:42:18,205 --> 00:42:19,623
我們公司有許多博士

731
00:42:19,706 --> 00:42:20,707
當個男人不夠嗎？

732
00:42:20,791 --> 00:42:22,751
其實現在是相反

733
00:42:22,876 --> 00:42:25,838
你們顯然不重視父權

734
00:42:25,921 --> 00:42:27,965
不，我們...

735
00:42:29,007 --> 00:42:32,427
我們很大男人，但懂得表面功夫

736
00:42:32,511 --> 00:42:33,720
原來

737
00:42:34,429 --> 00:42:37,808
不，你連切盲腸都不行

738
00:42:37,891 --> 00:42:39,309
-但我是男人
-又不是醫生

739
00:42:39,393 --> 00:42:40,435
-行個好
-不行

740
00:42:40,519 --> 00:42:42,521
-我能跟醫生說話嗎？
-我就是醫生

741
00:42:42,604 --> 00:42:43,981
-幫我倒杯咖啡
-免談

742
00:42:44,064 --> 00:42:45,065
-我要按壓筆
-免談

743
00:42:45,148 --> 00:42:46,149
-還有白袍
-免談

744
00:42:46,233 --> 00:42:47,067
-還有手術刀
-想得美

745
00:42:47,150 --> 00:42:49,152
-你才是醫生吧
-找警衛來

746
00:42:49,236 --> 00:42:51,405
我想應徵海灘工作

747
00:42:51,488 --> 00:42:52,990
你想當救生員？

748
00:42:53,949 --> 00:42:55,742
我的訓練是不必去海裡

749
00:42:55,826 --> 00:42:57,744
我的訓練是一臉自信站在這裡

750
00:42:57,828 --> 00:42:59,538
這裡沒人有危險

751
00:42:59,621 --> 00:43:02,082
就算有，我的訓練是不必救人

752
00:43:02,165 --> 00:43:03,208
那我不能雇用你

753
00:43:03,292 --> 00:43:05,377
人家連海灘工作都找不到

754
00:43:09,464 --> 00:43:11,758
她覺得我是法西斯份子

755
00:43:11,842 --> 00:43:16,471
我又沒控制鐵路或貿易

756
00:43:18,599 --> 00:43:19,683
-找到妳了
-真衰

757
00:43:19,766 --> 00:43:20,934
爛透了

758
00:43:21,018 --> 00:43:25,022
我要找個地方重振父權

759
00:43:28,775 --> 00:43:29,818
芭比小姐

760
00:43:29,943 --> 00:43:31,278
叫我芭比就好

761
00:43:31,361 --> 00:43:32,988
請跟我們來

762
00:43:35,073 --> 00:43:36,742
-你們是誰？
-我們是美泰兒

763
00:43:36,825 --> 00:43:38,619
-美泰兒？
-美泰兒

764
00:43:38,702 --> 00:43:40,370
謝天謝地

765
00:43:40,454 --> 00:43:42,414
我要跟負責人談談

766
00:43:42,497 --> 00:43:43,916
這裡一切都是相反的

767
00:43:43,999 --> 00:43:47,252
男人把我物化，女人討厭我

768
00:43:47,336 --> 00:43:49,671
大家以為我瘋了，一直逮捕我

769
00:43:49,755 --> 00:43:51,006
這邊請，女士

770
00:43:51,089 --> 00:43:52,466
我也學會哭出來

771
00:43:52,549 --> 00:43:54,843
起初是一滴淚，後來是爆哭

772
00:43:54,927 --> 00:43:58,555
我要怎麼做？
陪芭比進入可怕的黑頭車？

773
00:43:59,389 --> 00:44:01,683
我其實想要一台車

774
00:44:02,351 --> 00:44:05,479
妳說的對，她沒事，是美泰兒

775
00:44:05,562 --> 00:44:06,522
-對
-想到了

776
00:44:06,813 --> 00:44:09,274
我回去芭比樂園
傳授肯尼們我學到的招數

777
00:44:09,358 --> 00:44:10,609
這個計劃太讚了

778
00:44:11,652 --> 00:44:12,528
你爽就好

779
00:44:12,611 --> 00:44:14,404
-回去芭比樂園
-走那邊避開他

780
00:44:15,822 --> 00:44:17,699
-嗨，小親親
-少噁心了

781
00:44:17,783 --> 00:44:20,536
拍謝，我提早下班，公司出了紕漏

782
00:44:20,619 --> 00:44:23,330
我們能去吃個霜淇淋

783
00:44:23,413 --> 00:44:25,749
幸好他們逮捕那個笨妞

784
00:44:27,084 --> 00:44:29,253
認不清現實的肖婆

785
00:44:29,336 --> 00:44:30,504
她自以為是芭比

786
00:44:30,587 --> 00:44:31,672
等等，妳說什麼？

787
00:44:32,047 --> 00:44:35,008
她自以為是芭比，被沖昏頭了

788
00:44:36,218 --> 00:44:38,345
妳在幹嘛？妳要幹嘛？

789
00:44:38,428 --> 00:44:40,013
媽，媽

790
00:44:41,014 --> 00:44:42,933
媽，回來車上

791
00:44:44,810 --> 00:44:46,186
沒搞錯？

792
00:44:48,021 --> 00:44:48,981
媽

793
00:44:51,066 --> 00:44:54,653
美泰兒，果然是你們要我來這裡

794
00:44:54,736 --> 00:44:56,655
肯定不是那個莎夏在找我

795
00:44:56,738 --> 00:44:58,031
（美泰兒）

796
00:44:58,115 --> 00:45:00,242
謝謝載我，兜風真好玩

797
00:45:01,034 --> 00:45:03,579
好氣派，母公司

798
00:45:08,083 --> 00:45:10,460
-芭比
-相見歡

799
00:45:10,544 --> 00:45:12,754
-嗨
-喝個礦泉水

800
00:45:12,838 --> 00:45:14,006
好，謝謝

801
00:45:14,464 --> 00:45:15,382
謝了

802
00:45:18,010 --> 00:45:20,012
我還不習慣真的裝水

803
00:45:24,141 --> 00:45:24,808
謝謝

804
00:45:25,100 --> 00:45:28,020
我們巴不得見到本尊

805
00:45:28,103 --> 00:45:32,024
喜相逢，那我要怎麼修復時空裂縫

806
00:45:32,107 --> 00:45:33,859
恢復腳型，去除橘皮

807
00:45:33,942 --> 00:45:36,528
總之不會變成怪芭比

808
00:45:36,612 --> 00:45:38,947
我們不斷討論這個議題

809
00:45:39,907 --> 00:45:42,451
只要妳同意就成了

810
00:45:42,534 --> 00:45:46,330
只要妳能回去那個大盒子

811
00:45:48,123 --> 00:45:49,124
（原版典型芭比）

812
00:45:49,208 --> 00:45:51,001
進入盒子，妳就能回去芭比樂園

813
00:45:51,084 --> 00:45:53,545
一切就會恢復原狀

814
00:45:53,921 --> 00:45:56,006
不然先找到肯尼吧

815
00:45:56,089 --> 00:45:58,217
-肯尼？
-肯尼

816
00:45:58,300 --> 00:45:59,760
肯尼啊，芭比與肯尼

817
00:46:01,303 --> 00:46:03,555
-對厚，肯尼
-找到那傢伙

818
00:46:05,516 --> 00:46:07,392
回去芭比樂園

819
00:46:08,769 --> 00:46:10,395
我要暈了，我快吐了

820
00:46:11,230 --> 00:46:14,149
我們倒不擔心肯尼

821
00:46:15,025 --> 00:46:15,943
小咖

822
00:46:16,443 --> 00:46:18,612
好，那我會進入盒子

823
00:46:18,695 --> 00:46:19,947
太好了

824
00:46:22,157 --> 00:46:25,619
但我特地過來，我能見女負責人嗎？

825
00:46:25,702 --> 00:46:27,162
你們的執行長

826
00:46:27,913 --> 00:46:28,914
就是我

827
00:46:28,997 --> 00:46:30,541
-你們的財務長
-我

828
00:46:30,624 --> 00:46:31,959
-你們的營運長
-在下

829
00:46:32,042 --> 00:46:33,544
-芭比部門的總裁
-總裁

830
00:46:33,627 --> 00:46:36,129
我沒權力，那表示我是女人？

831
00:46:36,755 --> 00:46:38,465
有女的負責人嗎？

832
00:46:39,216 --> 00:46:42,594
聽著，我很清楚妳想問什麼

833
00:46:42,678 --> 00:46:45,222
我也憤慨不已

834
00:46:45,305 --> 00:46:48,058
我們是主推女性的公司

835
00:46:48,141 --> 00:46:50,227
我們在90年代有女性執行長

836
00:46:50,769 --> 00:46:52,896
還有另一位女性

837
00:46:53,730 --> 00:46:56,441
哪個年代忘了

838
00:46:57,985 --> 00:47:00,529
已經有兩個了

839
00:47:00,821 --> 00:47:02,823
女性絕對是這棟

840
00:47:02,906 --> 00:47:06,493
巨型鵰堡般高樓的根基

841
00:47:06,577 --> 00:47:09,246
我們有一脫拉庫的中性廁所

842
00:47:09,329 --> 00:47:12,165
這裡的每個男人都愛女人

843
00:47:12,249 --> 00:47:13,834
我是母親的兒子

844
00:47:14,251 --> 00:47:15,836
我像母親一樣呵護兒子

845
00:47:16,712 --> 00:47:19,298
我是姑姑的姪子

846
00:47:20,465 --> 00:47:21,967
我有幾個死黨是猶太人

847
00:47:23,969 --> 00:47:25,596
我想說的是

848
00:47:26,305 --> 00:47:28,140
進去盒子，爛貨

849
00:47:29,266 --> 00:47:30,809
蛤？爛貨太難聽？

850
00:47:30,893 --> 00:47:33,270
我好久沒進去盒子裡

851
00:47:33,645 --> 00:47:35,063
看吧？輕而易舉

852
00:47:36,690 --> 00:47:37,649
好吧

853
00:47:39,234 --> 00:47:42,237
我的天，我記得這種氣味

854
00:47:42,321 --> 00:47:44,406
我掉入回憶旋渦了

855
00:47:44,489 --> 00:47:47,117
記得似水年華芭比？賣得不好

856
00:47:47,201 --> 00:47:48,202
（她最棒的一天）

857
00:47:55,959 --> 00:47:58,462
對了，在我進入盒子前

858
00:47:58,545 --> 00:48:01,381
我能去洗手間整理頭髮嗎？

859
00:48:01,465 --> 00:48:02,758
好，能快去快回嗎？

860
00:48:05,010 --> 00:48:06,678
-這邊嗎？
-走到底

861
00:48:06,970 --> 00:48:08,889
-謝謝
-在右邊

862
00:48:12,893 --> 00:48:15,062
她好像尿很急

863
00:48:16,063 --> 00:48:17,314
抓回芭比

864
00:48:19,608 --> 00:48:21,818
不准按，我來按

865
00:48:26,698 --> 00:48:28,367
給我抓回芭比

866
00:48:30,410 --> 00:48:31,912
芭比在哪？

867
00:48:32,704 --> 00:48:33,914
我快追上妳了

868
00:48:35,832 --> 00:48:36,834
我會捉到妳

869
00:48:41,755 --> 00:48:42,464
芭比

870
00:48:42,548 --> 00:48:44,341
跨過隔間更快

871
00:48:45,425 --> 00:48:46,927
-比較快
-好

872
00:48:52,266 --> 00:48:53,600
抓住芭比

873
00:48:54,309 --> 00:48:55,811
-芭比
-可惡，芭比

874
00:48:56,103 --> 00:48:57,104
芭比

875
00:48:57,396 --> 00:48:59,273
妳逃不了的，芭比

876
00:49:29,595 --> 00:49:31,930
別擔心，妳在這裡很安全

877
00:49:33,056 --> 00:49:34,641
這是哪裡？

878
00:49:35,517 --> 00:49:39,313
我總是在餐桌上產生好靈感

879
00:49:42,566 --> 00:49:43,609
喝茶？

880
00:49:45,194 --> 00:49:46,570
好，麻煩了

881
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:52,868
原來這裡的女人還是會工作

882
00:49:53,911 --> 00:49:56,538
甜心，女人不只會工作

883
00:50:04,087 --> 00:50:05,339
謝謝

884
00:50:25,651 --> 00:50:26,777
怎麼了？

885
00:50:27,694 --> 00:50:29,279
因為我不會喝茶？

886
00:50:29,696 --> 00:50:32,491
不，妳看起來不一樣

887
00:50:33,283 --> 00:50:37,246
我平常不是這樣，通常很完美

888
00:50:38,372 --> 00:50:39,373
我說不上來

889
00:50:40,165 --> 00:50:42,209
我覺得妳恰到好處

890
00:50:49,883 --> 00:50:52,135
真實世界跟我想的不同

891
00:50:53,345 --> 00:50:54,555
那是一定的

892
00:50:54,638 --> 00:50:56,431
這樣不是很奇妙嗎？

893
00:50:58,183 --> 00:50:59,977
妳是誰？

894
00:51:01,228 --> 00:51:02,563
她去哪了？

895
00:51:03,397 --> 00:51:08,151
穿過衣櫃會有樓梯通往大廳

896
00:51:08,569 --> 00:51:09,528
好

897
00:51:12,573 --> 00:51:13,824
謝謝

898
00:51:15,784 --> 00:51:17,035
露絲

899
00:51:17,911 --> 00:51:19,872
露絲，謝謝妳，露絲

900
00:51:20,747 --> 00:51:22,374
不客氣，芭比

901
00:51:39,183 --> 00:51:40,434
找到她了，在前面

902
00:51:40,517 --> 00:51:42,311
（美泰兒）

903
00:51:43,437 --> 00:51:44,897
-門禁卡
-門禁卡

904
00:51:44,980 --> 00:51:46,231
我沒帶門禁卡

905
00:51:48,442 --> 00:51:49,693
上車

906
00:51:54,865 --> 00:51:57,367
趕快上車

907
00:51:58,118 --> 00:51:59,161
快點

908
00:52:03,457 --> 00:52:06,126
糟糕，抓不到芭比了

909
00:52:06,210 --> 00:52:07,419
通關了

910
00:52:07,503 --> 00:52:08,670
芭比

911
00:52:09,379 --> 00:52:10,631
快想個計劃

912
00:52:11,798 --> 00:52:15,010
我通常坐前座，我坐第一台

913
00:52:15,594 --> 00:52:16,261
坐穩了

914
00:52:19,598 --> 00:52:22,518
天啊，希望別被同學看到
我們車上有真人芭比

915
00:52:22,601 --> 00:52:24,353
-怎麼會有這種事？
-我哪知

916
00:52:24,436 --> 00:52:26,313
妳怎麼來了？妳只是個點子

917
00:52:26,396 --> 00:52:27,481
是好點子

918
00:52:27,564 --> 00:52:30,317
其實我最近有點寂寞

919
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:31,860
我找到以前我們玩的芭比

920
00:52:31,944 --> 00:52:34,112
-我以為都扔了
-我開始玩起芭比

921
00:52:34,196 --> 00:52:36,490
重溫舊夢畫芭比圖，記得嗎？

922
00:52:36,573 --> 00:52:38,367
-我以為會很開心
-是嗎？

923
00:52:38,450 --> 00:52:40,869
才怪，我變得悲傷怪異

924
00:52:40,953 --> 00:52:42,788
然後畫得愈來愈悲傷怪異

925
00:52:42,871 --> 00:52:45,207
也許因為我不能變得像妳

926
00:52:45,290 --> 00:52:46,792
結果我讓妳變得像我

927
00:52:48,544 --> 00:52:52,297
這些畫不會碰巧
跟死亡和橘皮有關吧？

928
00:52:52,965 --> 00:52:55,843
沒錯，壓抑不住死亡的芭比

929
00:52:55,926 --> 00:52:58,303
-歐麥尬
-橘皮

930
00:53:01,932 --> 00:53:04,017
-我是來找妳的
-妳是來找我的

931
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:06,603
那些是妳的回憶

932
00:53:32,588 --> 00:53:36,049
理理我啊

933
00:53:36,341 --> 00:53:38,468
夠囉，妳們在心電感應嗎？

934
00:53:38,927 --> 00:53:40,596
不是啦

935
00:53:40,679 --> 00:53:43,307
-妳在跟真人芭比搞通靈？
-沒啦

936
00:53:43,682 --> 00:53:45,809
也許有點吧

937
00:53:45,893 --> 00:53:49,146
芭比變真人的願望竟然成真

938
00:53:49,229 --> 00:53:50,314
莎夏，聽著

939
00:53:50,397 --> 00:53:53,650
我只是工作很悶的悶咖老媽
女兒還討厭我

940
00:53:53,734 --> 00:53:55,944
我想找些樂子有錯嗎？

941
00:53:57,321 --> 00:53:58,572
我要甩掉這些豬頭

942
00:54:01,408 --> 00:54:02,367
媽

943
00:54:04,703 --> 00:54:06,288
我要跟妳們道個歉

944
00:54:06,371 --> 00:54:09,082
我以為芭比改善了真實世界

945
00:54:09,166 --> 00:54:11,877
但真實世界卻徹底搞砸了

946
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:14,922
真實世界不完美，但妳激勵了我

947
00:54:17,090 --> 00:54:19,343
我愛女人，我想幫女人

948
00:54:19,426 --> 00:54:20,928
省省吧，大家都恨女人

949
00:54:21,011 --> 00:54:23,597
女人和男人都恨女人
這是兩性的唯一共識

950
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:26,141
-真的嗎？
-不好說，恨是很強烈的字眼

951
00:54:26,225 --> 00:54:27,267
醒醒吧，媽

952
00:54:28,602 --> 00:54:30,521
我整個醒了，莎夏

953
00:54:34,233 --> 00:54:36,568
媽，妳從哪學會飆車的？

954
00:54:36,944 --> 00:54:38,695
-有個男子漢
-是爸嗎？

955
00:54:39,404 --> 00:54:41,490
是啊，是妳爸

956
00:55:00,968 --> 00:55:01,844
低頭

957
00:55:02,845 --> 00:55:04,263
-妳好正
-別看我

958
00:55:04,346 --> 00:55:05,347
好，拍謝

959
00:55:09,977 --> 00:55:12,771
我拖不了太久，我們能去哪？

960
00:55:13,355 --> 00:55:15,941
等等，我有個主意，去威尼斯海灘？

961
00:55:16,233 --> 00:55:17,442
沒問題

962
00:55:17,985 --> 00:55:20,654
我愛直排輪，我們要去哪？

963
00:55:20,737 --> 00:55:22,155
-芭比樂園
-蛤？媽

964
00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:23,866
妳真的要讓芭比

965
00:55:23,949 --> 00:55:26,618
帶妳和妳的叛逆女兒去個幻想樂園？

966
00:55:26,702 --> 00:55:28,954
猜對了，我從來不能隨心所欲

967
00:55:29,037 --> 00:55:30,831
我抽到遊輪之旅卻不能去

968
00:55:30,914 --> 00:55:33,250
因為我沒假休，妳爸對陽光過敏

969
00:55:33,792 --> 00:55:35,460
爸是怎樣？不能丟下他

970
00:55:35,544 --> 00:55:36,670
他過得可好了

971
00:55:37,129 --> 00:55:38,505
「原子筆」

972
00:55:38,589 --> 00:55:39,548
「原子筆」

973
00:55:39,631 --> 00:55:41,258
「原子筆」

974
00:55:42,926 --> 00:55:43,886
對，他過得可好了

975
00:55:43,969 --> 00:55:45,262
準備找樂子了？

976
00:55:45,345 --> 00:55:46,180
讚啦

977
00:55:46,555 --> 00:55:50,267
上路，來體驗神奇吧

978
00:55:51,685 --> 00:55:53,020
我們在哪？

979
00:55:53,103 --> 00:55:54,229
我們怎麼換了衣服？

980
00:55:54,313 --> 00:55:55,689
我們怎麼騎上車的？

981
00:55:55,772 --> 00:55:57,399
我小時候弄丟這款靴子

982
00:55:57,482 --> 00:55:59,443
我媽不讓我重買個芭比

983
00:55:59,526 --> 00:56:00,611
因為我只想要這雙靴子

984
00:56:00,694 --> 00:56:01,653
妳穿起來超好看

985
00:56:01,737 --> 00:56:02,571
揪甘心

986
00:56:02,696 --> 00:56:04,740
-美眉
-她一直是我最喜歡的芭比

987
00:56:04,823 --> 00:56:06,116
妳是我最喜歡的人

988
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,869
別告訴肯尼，我沒買過他

989
00:56:08,952 --> 00:56:11,079
因為肯尼根本是路人

990
00:56:12,414 --> 00:56:15,167
我好毒舌，反正女性權高望重

991
00:56:15,250 --> 00:56:16,001
控制財務

992
00:56:16,084 --> 00:56:17,753
基本上妳們世界裡男人的所有職務

993
00:56:17,836 --> 00:56:19,087
我們世界裡都由女性負責

994
00:56:19,171 --> 00:56:20,172
聽起來挺酷的

995
00:56:20,255 --> 00:56:22,424
莎夏，妳看有海豚

996
00:56:23,133 --> 00:56:26,678
我更接近美好

997
00:56:26,762 --> 00:56:27,930
好耶

998
00:56:28,013 --> 00:56:29,932
我更接近美好

999
00:56:30,015 --> 00:56:31,517
這是什麼洗腦歌？

1000
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:33,060
我們還有女性總統

1001
00:56:33,143 --> 00:56:36,188
很好玩，工作和友情，女力不打烊

1002
00:56:36,271 --> 00:56:38,232
有巨手出現玩妳們嗎？

1003
00:56:38,315 --> 00:56:39,483
沒啦，太瞎了

1004
00:56:39,566 --> 00:56:42,694
借問，有看到幾個穿直排輪的女人嗎？

1005
00:56:42,778 --> 00:56:44,780
有啊，金髮妞、棕髮妞和少女

1006
00:56:44,863 --> 00:56:46,240
她們往那個方向溜去了

1007
00:56:46,323 --> 00:56:50,160
慘了，第一步總是直排輪

1008
00:56:50,244 --> 00:56:51,286
什麼，老闆？

1009
00:56:51,370 --> 00:56:52,871
她們前往芭比樂園了

1010
00:56:53,580 --> 00:56:55,374
-完了
-她帶人類去那裡

1011
00:56:55,457 --> 00:56:57,376
這表示我們的世界就不妙了

1012
00:56:57,459 --> 00:56:58,585
像怎樣？

1013
00:56:58,669 --> 00:57:01,713
我們的集體想像力就會永遠破滅

1014
00:57:01,797 --> 00:57:05,384
播客主持人是兩棵樹精

1015
00:57:05,467 --> 00:57:08,595
或是兩千個幼齒爸爸組合唱團

1016
00:57:08,679 --> 00:57:11,431
差遠了，我們要去芭比樂園

1017
00:57:11,515 --> 00:57:14,685
快去找來直排輪，找個方向衝去

1018
00:57:15,853 --> 00:57:19,565
我真的感覺腳跟已經高起來了

1019
00:57:19,648 --> 00:57:22,442
我的任務達成，帶妳們回來

1020
00:57:22,526 --> 00:57:24,111
-感覺不錯
-是啊

1021
00:57:24,570 --> 00:57:25,654
好，這是...

1022
00:57:27,656 --> 00:57:28,657
怪怪的

1023
00:57:37,833 --> 00:57:39,668
啤酒來了

1024
00:57:41,336 --> 00:57:43,297
拿著啤酒的是總統

1025
00:57:43,380 --> 00:57:46,216
啦啦隊是最高法院成員

1026
00:57:46,300 --> 00:57:48,719
這比當總統好玩多了

1027
00:57:49,428 --> 00:57:51,346
今天不太對勁

1028
00:57:51,972 --> 00:57:53,473
嗨，芭比

1029
00:57:54,224 --> 00:57:56,101
好，嗨，肯尼

1030
00:57:56,185 --> 00:58:00,689
呼乾啦，健美哥渴了

1031
00:58:01,773 --> 00:58:02,941
不管了

1032
00:58:03,859 --> 00:58:04,902
等妳們看到我的夢幻屋

1033
00:58:04,985 --> 00:58:07,988
我應有盡有一定會鼓舞到妳

1034
00:58:08,071 --> 00:58:09,531
我們還能再換裝

1035
00:58:12,701 --> 00:58:14,036
那是國會大廈

1036
00:58:14,328 --> 00:58:16,038
-粉紅色？
-很粉紅

1037
00:58:16,121 --> 00:58:17,372
那是...

1038
00:58:21,585 --> 00:58:24,421
這些是夢幻屋，我就住在這裡

1039
00:58:24,505 --> 00:58:26,507
房子都看得到裡面

1040
00:58:26,590 --> 00:58:28,842
每個芭比都有自己的房子？

1041
00:58:29,551 --> 00:58:32,012
酷喔，那肯尼住哪？

1042
00:58:32,888 --> 00:58:34,556
我不清楚

1043
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:37,184
起初我以為真實世界是男人主掌

1044
00:58:37,267 --> 00:58:40,312
後來有一度我以為是馬主掌

1045
00:58:41,438 --> 00:58:44,441
接著我想通馬只是男人的延伸

1046
00:58:47,402 --> 00:58:50,614
我有過樹屋，我存零用錢買的

1047
00:58:50,697 --> 00:58:54,576
我從沒看過那種車，這裡怎麼了？

1048
00:58:55,619 --> 00:59:01,083
凡事根本是為了
擴大和提升男人的存在

1049
00:59:01,166 --> 00:59:03,001
-棒呆了
-這才對

1050
00:59:03,085 --> 00:59:04,378
-是不是
-芭比來了

1051
00:59:04,878 --> 00:59:06,129
-看誰來了
-肯尼

1052
00:59:08,882 --> 00:59:10,050
你幹了什麼好事？

1053
00:59:10,968 --> 00:59:12,010
你怎麼穿這樣？

1054
00:59:13,512 --> 00:59:16,265
別問，習慣就好，小寶貝

1055
00:59:16,348 --> 00:59:17,099
小寶貝

1056
00:59:17,182 --> 00:59:18,225
別叫我寶貝

1057
00:59:18,308 --> 00:59:19,309
那迷你寶貝呢？

1058
00:59:19,393 --> 00:59:20,477
像這個迷你冰箱

1059
00:59:21,228 --> 00:59:22,437
不行，肯尼

1060
00:59:22,521 --> 00:59:26,275
這是我的夢幻屋
我才是夢幻屋的主人

1061
00:59:26,358 --> 00:59:28,360
不，這不再是芭比的夢幻屋

1062
00:59:28,443 --> 00:59:33,657
今後這裡改名為
肯尼的魔力四射道館之家

1063
00:59:34,032 --> 00:59:35,951
幹嘛取什麼道館之家

1064
00:59:36,034 --> 00:59:37,119
有夠假掰

1065
00:59:37,202 --> 00:59:39,454
隨便，感覺很爽，說說看

1066
00:59:39,538 --> 00:59:41,707
-魔力四射道館...
-賣鬧，別說

1067
00:59:41,790 --> 00:59:43,792
魔力四射道館之家

1068
00:59:45,627 --> 00:59:47,171
直說吧，有多怪？

1069
00:59:47,254 --> 00:59:52,509
老闆，魔力四射道館之家超暢銷

1070
00:59:52,801 --> 00:59:56,680
小孩吵著要買
T恤和馬克杯上都是肯尼

1071
00:59:56,763 --> 00:59:58,807
-還是最夯的刺青圖案
-不會吧

1072
00:59:58,891 --> 01:00:01,810
華納兄弟開始為肯尼電影試鏡

1073
01:00:01,935 --> 01:00:04,229
未演先轟動

1074
01:00:04,313 --> 01:00:05,731
（肯尼的魔力四射道館之家）

1075
01:00:05,814 --> 01:00:06,481
居然發生了

1076
01:00:06,565 --> 01:00:09,026
我們無法想像的情況
必須找回我的文案妹

1077
01:00:09,109 --> 01:00:09,776
那個行政助理

1078
01:00:09,860 --> 01:00:11,028
我的行政文案妹

1079
01:00:11,111 --> 01:00:13,822
還有可能是她女兒的屁孩
到時要關閉入口

1080
01:00:13,906 --> 01:00:15,365
不然我們的世界就會永遠變調

1081
01:00:15,449 --> 01:00:17,242
芭比換成肯尼有差嗎？

1082
01:00:17,326 --> 01:00:18,410
錢都砸下去了

1083
01:00:18,702 --> 01:00:20,871
無恥之徒，行政二號

1084
01:00:20,954 --> 01:00:24,208
別以為我花一輩子開會是為了圖利

1085
01:00:24,541 --> 01:00:27,961
不，我進入這一行
是為了小女生和她們的夢想

1086
01:00:28,045 --> 01:00:29,880
但別誤會我有戀童癖

1087
01:00:30,506 --> 01:00:33,342
溜快一點，快沒時間了

1088
01:00:33,425 --> 01:00:38,138
聽著，我剛在
魔力四射道館之家喝了啤酒

1089
01:00:38,222 --> 01:00:39,223
（肯尼王國沙龍）

1090
01:00:39,306 --> 01:00:41,517
-肯尼
-妳想留下可以

1091
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:46,063
當我老婆或長期玩票遠距女友

1092
01:00:46,146 --> 01:00:47,481
妳意下如何？

1093
01:00:48,190 --> 01:00:49,566
端給我啤酒

1094
01:00:49,900 --> 01:00:52,402
我才不會給你端啤酒

1095
01:00:53,487 --> 01:00:54,530
不要拉倒

1096
01:00:55,239 --> 01:00:56,823
現在芭比哪裡都管不了

1097
01:00:56,907 --> 01:00:58,283
我們想剪什麼髮型都行

1098
01:00:58,367 --> 01:00:59,326
我有帽子了

1099
01:00:59,409 --> 01:01:03,038
帥哥們餓了嗎？誰想吃點心

1100
01:01:03,664 --> 01:01:06,250
芭比，妳來真好，這一切難以置信

1101
01:01:06,333 --> 01:01:07,918
沒錯，超棒的吧？

1102
01:01:08,460 --> 01:01:10,462
誰需要啤酒？

1103
01:01:10,546 --> 01:01:13,298
妳在幹嘛？妳是醫生

1104
01:01:13,382 --> 01:01:14,883
我喜歡當花瓶

1105
01:01:14,967 --> 01:01:17,886
艾倫喜歡幫我給所有肯尼腳底按摩

1106
01:01:18,011 --> 01:01:19,179
人家是被逼的

1107
01:01:19,263 --> 01:01:20,264
我們都很愛

1108
01:01:20,722 --> 01:01:23,475
我大白天就喝茫了

1109
01:01:23,559 --> 01:01:24,810
加一，咪兔

1110
01:01:24,893 --> 01:01:29,398
我喜歡不必做決定，永遠放空真好

1111
01:01:29,940 --> 01:01:31,191
她們怎麼了？

1112
01:01:31,275 --> 01:01:34,236
我們向她們解釋無懈可擊
毫無破綻的邏輯常理

1113
01:01:34,319 --> 01:01:35,779
即父權，她們就臣服了

1114
01:01:35,863 --> 01:01:36,780
太誇張了

1115
01:01:36,864 --> 01:01:39,825
這就像五百年前的土著和天花

1116
01:01:39,908 --> 01:01:41,368
她們毫無抵抗力

1117
01:01:41,451 --> 01:01:44,204
對，敬請期待，寶貝

1118
01:01:44,705 --> 01:01:47,958
因為芭比樂園變成肯尼樂園了

1119
01:01:48,041 --> 01:01:50,586
這裡會像是洛衫磯的世紀城

1120
01:01:50,669 --> 01:01:53,839
因為世紀城的人都領悟了

1121
01:01:53,922 --> 01:01:56,258
你一下車就會覺得

1122
01:01:56,341 --> 01:01:58,552
「不敢相信這裡多棒」

1123
01:01:58,969 --> 01:02:03,515
不，世紀城的人沒領悟
因為我們辜負他們

1124
01:02:03,599 --> 01:02:05,684
不，是妳辜負我

1125
01:02:11,773 --> 01:02:14,234
在外頭我是個咖

1126
01:02:16,153 --> 01:02:17,946
我走在街上

1127
01:02:20,115 --> 01:02:22,868
大家尊重我，當我是個像樣的人

1128
01:02:26,580 --> 01:02:29,791
還有個女士問我時間

1129
01:02:29,875 --> 01:02:30,751
太扯了

1130
01:02:30,834 --> 01:02:32,085
就是這麼扯

1131
01:02:35,005 --> 01:02:38,967
要不是一堆規定
什麼企管碩士，醫學文憑

1132
01:02:39,051 --> 01:02:44,056
還有游泳課，我就能統治世界了

1133
01:02:44,139 --> 01:02:45,974
但這裡什麼都不需要

1134
01:02:51,772 --> 01:02:55,275
在這裡我當個男人就好

1135
01:02:59,613 --> 01:03:00,614
光這樣就夠了

1136
01:03:01,031 --> 01:03:01,990
電視遙控器

1137
01:03:06,411 --> 01:03:07,621
按哪個鍵？

1138
01:03:07,704 --> 01:03:08,789
最大顆那個

1139
01:03:10,499 --> 01:03:12,876
叫我肯尼總統兼首相，女士

1140
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:16,421
重申肯尼帶來的所有改良和革新

1141
01:03:16,505 --> 01:03:18,465
諾貝爾獎最佳牛仔是...

1142
01:03:18,549 --> 01:03:19,675
肯尼

1143
01:03:24,429 --> 01:03:29,601
您想透過特別選舉永久修憲

1144
01:03:29,685 --> 01:03:30,978
沒錯，48小時後

1145
01:03:31,061 --> 01:03:33,814
所有肯尼會去投下神聖的一票

1146
01:03:33,897 --> 01:03:34,690
主張政府修憲

1147
01:03:34,773 --> 01:03:37,484
民有、民治、民享，「民」就是肯尼

1148
01:03:42,155 --> 01:03:43,866
你太超過了

1149
01:03:44,199 --> 01:03:46,827
這是芭比樂園，芭比都努力工作

1150
01:03:46,910 --> 01:03:49,746
她們有遠大夢想，讓一切美好

1151
01:03:50,706 --> 01:03:53,959
你不能一天就回到原點

1152
01:03:54,042 --> 01:03:56,295
說到做到，等著瞧

1153
01:03:57,754 --> 01:04:00,591
妳別硬拗了

1154
01:04:01,633 --> 01:04:05,095
這是我的魔力四射道館之家

1155
01:04:05,804 --> 01:04:08,974
可不是芭比的魔力四射道館之家

1156
01:04:10,309 --> 01:04:11,310
對吧？

1157
01:04:15,731 --> 01:04:17,065
感覺怎樣？

1158
01:04:20,694 --> 01:04:23,363
不好玩吧？

1159
01:04:24,740 --> 01:04:27,117
今晚是紳士之夜

1160
01:04:42,508 --> 01:04:44,510
每晚都是紳士之夜

1161
01:04:56,939 --> 01:05:00,901
芭比，拿走妳的娘兒套裝

1162
01:05:00,984 --> 01:05:04,363
拿走「歡慶迪斯可喇叭褲」

1163
01:05:04,905 --> 01:05:05,781
（歡慶迪斯可喇叭褲）

1164
01:05:05,864 --> 01:05:08,534
還有「冰雪城漂亮練習裝」

1165
01:05:08,617 --> 01:05:10,244
搭「閃亮表演裙」

1166
01:05:10,994 --> 01:05:12,037
都是經典收藏款

1167
01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:14,873
「阿姆斯特丹花睡衣」組

1168
01:05:15,290 --> 01:05:18,627
-不要
-「漂亮渦紋宮廷褲」

1169
01:05:19,086 --> 01:05:19,920
（漂亮渦紋宮廷褲）

1170
01:05:20,003 --> 01:05:22,923
-宮廷褲不行
-閃邊去

1171
01:05:26,051 --> 01:05:27,678
也許我穿得下

1172
01:05:30,806 --> 01:05:31,682
親愛的

1173
01:05:31,765 --> 01:05:34,393
妳為何要我去妳糟糕的世界

1174
01:05:34,476 --> 01:05:38,522
運用妳複雜的人性想法和感覺

1175
01:05:38,897 --> 01:05:41,733
-什麼？
-芭比樂園以前很完美

1176
01:05:42,734 --> 01:05:44,778
我以前很完美

1177
01:05:45,487 --> 01:05:49,032
抱歉，我不是有意的

1178
01:05:49,116 --> 01:05:50,450
不必道歉

1179
01:05:51,159 --> 01:05:52,703
別怪我媽

1180
01:05:52,786 --> 01:05:54,454
莎夏，好貼心

1181
01:05:54,538 --> 01:05:57,541
也許是妳想要我們來
也許是妳的錯，芭比

1182
01:05:57,624 --> 01:05:58,876
不，我什麼都不想要

1183
01:05:58,959 --> 01:06:01,670
我才不願意改變什麼

1184
01:06:02,838 --> 01:06:07,467
親愛的，這就是人生，變化無常

1185
01:06:09,887 --> 01:06:11,513
太可怕了

1186
01:06:15,893 --> 01:06:16,810
我不想要這樣

1187
01:06:18,228 --> 01:06:20,898
我的人生不想這樣，心領了

1188
01:06:20,981 --> 01:06:24,318
門都沒有，我才不要

1189
01:06:30,824 --> 01:06:33,285
我要坐著等待希望降臨

1190
01:06:33,368 --> 01:06:38,081
哪個有領導力的芭比會振作起來

1191
01:06:38,165 --> 01:06:40,250
解決這一團亂

1192
01:06:40,334 --> 01:06:42,753
我能感同身受

1193
01:06:42,836 --> 01:06:45,881
基本上身而為人難免這樣

1194
01:06:45,964 --> 01:06:48,050
拜託，別管我，走吧

1195
01:06:48,133 --> 01:06:51,386
回去妳們糟糕的世界，留我在這受苦

1196
01:06:52,095 --> 01:06:54,223
-妳要直接投降？
-對

1197
01:06:59,144 --> 01:07:00,312
好吧

1198
01:07:00,812 --> 01:07:02,189
我差點同情起妳

1199
01:07:02,272 --> 01:07:04,816
但妳跟我想的一模一樣

1200
01:07:08,362 --> 01:07:09,988
走吧，女兒，算了

1201
01:07:10,072 --> 01:07:12,950
-我們要怎麼...
-一路反著回去

1202
01:07:15,118 --> 01:07:18,705
大傻眼，媽，她不值得的

1203
01:07:23,752 --> 01:07:29,591
我身心都跌落人生谷底了

1204
01:07:31,093 --> 01:07:35,013
孩子們，快跑去買新的憂鬱芭比

1205
01:07:35,097 --> 01:07:36,932
她日夜都穿著運動褲

1206
01:07:37,224 --> 01:07:39,393
她今天IG連看7小時

1207
01:07:39,476 --> 01:07:41,603
拚命看她失聯好友的訂婚照

1208
01:07:41,687 --> 01:07:43,647
狂吃家庭號大包裝軟糖

1209
01:07:43,730 --> 01:07:45,816
她嚼到下巴都痠了

1210
01:07:45,899 --> 01:07:48,735
她打算看《傲慢與偏見》影集

1211
01:07:48,819 --> 01:07:51,071
第七次看，幫助入睡

1212
01:07:51,154 --> 01:07:53,740
我們家族的情況，使得任何的聯姻

1213
01:07:53,824 --> 01:07:56,410
都會被公認為備受譴責的關係

1214
01:07:56,493 --> 01:07:58,871
焦慮、恐慌發作、強迫症另售

1215
01:07:58,954 --> 01:07:59,872
（妳無病不有，芭比）

1216
01:08:00,289 --> 01:08:02,666
芭比，醒醒

1217
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:03,625
是我

1218
01:08:03,709 --> 01:08:04,459
怪芭比

1219
01:08:05,335 --> 01:08:07,087
我變得像妳了

1220
01:08:07,171 --> 01:08:09,256
又醜又沒人要

1221
01:08:10,174 --> 01:08:11,008
好說

1222
01:08:12,092 --> 01:08:13,552
把她搬到後座，快點

1223
01:08:13,635 --> 01:08:14,469
1、2

1224
01:08:15,262 --> 01:08:16,930
-很愜意吧？
-對

1225
01:08:17,014 --> 01:08:18,640
等到坐船更棒

1226
01:08:18,724 --> 01:08:19,850
船兒搖

1227
01:08:21,518 --> 01:08:23,103
美麗的鄉間

1228
01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:26,439
他說他能看透我

1229
01:08:26,523 --> 01:08:30,194
我花四年追求心智昇華

1230
01:08:30,277 --> 01:08:33,071
步步高升，自由自在

1231
01:08:34,363 --> 01:08:39,036
我去求醫，我去山間

1232
01:08:39,118 --> 01:08:43,665
我望向孩子，我暢飲泉水

1233
01:08:43,749 --> 01:08:46,542
廣播中斷，介紹新電台

1234
01:08:46,627 --> 01:08:48,587
只播放肯尼的愛歌

1235
01:08:54,635 --> 01:08:56,470
切掉這首鬼歌，幫幫忙

1236
01:09:03,393 --> 01:09:04,810
-你是誰？
-我是艾倫

1237
01:09:04,895 --> 01:09:06,813
你是艾倫，太好了

1238
01:09:06,897 --> 01:09:08,689
別告訴肯尼，我想逃走

1239
01:09:08,774 --> 01:09:11,902
我不能再坐皮沙發，太不像我

1240
01:09:12,236 --> 01:09:14,654
一旦他們弄懂
牆不只能蓋高，還能蓋橫的

1241
01:09:14,738 --> 01:09:15,822
（真實世界，這邊）

1242
01:09:15,906 --> 01:09:18,033
就沒人能夠進出了

1243
01:09:18,116 --> 01:09:19,743
我們要閃人就得衝過去

1244
01:09:19,826 --> 01:09:22,371
不，艾倫，你不能走
真實世界來個芭比

1245
01:09:22,453 --> 01:09:24,372
正是造成這堆問題的起源

1246
01:09:24,497 --> 01:09:26,500
沒人在乎艾倫去了真實世界

1247
01:09:26,582 --> 01:09:29,586
其實早有先例
「超級男孩」都是艾倫

1248
01:09:30,170 --> 01:09:32,046
對，連賈斯汀都行，別鬧了

1249
01:09:32,130 --> 01:09:33,006
你們在幹嘛？

1250
01:09:34,299 --> 01:09:37,010
-怎麼辦？
-上車，逃之夭夭

1251
01:09:37,094 --> 01:09:38,886
-老兄，準備隨時落跑
-什麼？

1252
01:09:39,304 --> 01:09:40,305
你是誰？

1253
01:09:40,389 --> 01:09:43,100
我是艾倫，肯尼的麻吉

1254
01:09:43,183 --> 01:09:44,434
我穿得下他的所有衣服

1255
01:09:47,645 --> 01:09:48,689
快上車

1256
01:09:52,568 --> 01:09:53,527
你想吃拳頭嗎？

1257
01:09:53,609 --> 01:09:54,945
等等，妳沒駕照

1258
01:09:55,028 --> 01:09:57,114
-這台車又沒引擎
-好

1259
01:09:58,448 --> 01:10:00,951
（肯尼王國）

1260
01:10:01,535 --> 01:10:02,953
妳在幹嘛？要走了

1261
01:10:03,036 --> 01:10:05,455
我們要回去，拯救芭比樂園

1262
01:10:05,539 --> 01:10:06,957
拯救芭比

1263
01:10:07,332 --> 01:10:08,584
蛤？妳討厭芭比的

1264
01:10:08,667 --> 01:10:10,919
但妳不討厭，妳一直相信她的能耐

1265
01:10:11,003 --> 01:10:14,423
我錯了，芭比放棄，肯尼獲勝

1266
01:10:15,090 --> 01:10:16,425
妳要努力看看

1267
01:10:16,508 --> 01:10:19,428
就算不能完美，妳能改善它

1268
01:10:19,553 --> 01:10:20,554
我什麼都改善不了

1269
01:10:20,637 --> 01:10:23,223
當初就是我的蠢畫才毀了芭比樂園

1270
01:10:23,307 --> 01:10:25,142
才不蠢，那些畫很棒

1271
01:10:27,728 --> 01:10:29,438
妳喜歡我的畫？

1272
01:10:29,521 --> 01:10:32,274
怪異、黑暗又瘋狂

1273
01:10:32,816 --> 01:10:34,568
妳假裝並不想那樣

1274
01:10:36,570 --> 01:10:40,324
我其實怪異、黑暗又瘋狂

1275
01:10:43,076 --> 01:10:45,579
冷靜，冷靜

1276
01:10:47,247 --> 01:10:49,666
搞定，還想吃幾記艾倫招式？

1277
01:10:49,750 --> 01:10:50,751
賣啦

1278
01:10:52,044 --> 01:10:53,295
我們要立馬離開

1279
01:10:53,378 --> 01:10:55,297
閉嘴，艾倫，我們要回去

1280
01:10:56,048 --> 01:10:57,341
去救我的娃娃

1281
01:11:01,637 --> 01:11:03,263
人家永遠都走不了

1282
01:11:03,805 --> 01:11:04,890
我們要上哪找芭比？

1283
01:11:04,973 --> 01:11:06,433
只有一個地方容得下她

1284
01:11:08,769 --> 01:11:09,895
妳是作家

1285
01:11:09,978 --> 01:11:13,106
這是諾貝爾獎，記得妳是得主？

1286
01:11:13,190 --> 01:11:15,943
她中毒太深，我都試過了

1287
01:11:16,026 --> 01:11:19,279
我的天，我何德何能

1288
01:11:19,363 --> 01:11:20,948
我不配

1289
01:11:21,448 --> 01:11:23,617
我想感謝肯尼

1290
01:11:24,576 --> 01:11:25,911
謝謝你，肯尼

1291
01:11:26,495 --> 01:11:28,372
我愛你，肯尼

1292
01:11:28,455 --> 01:11:32,918
這可怪了，妳怎麼沒被洗腦？

1293
01:11:33,001 --> 01:11:36,171
我去過真實世界讓我變得免疫吧

1294
01:11:36,255 --> 01:11:40,008
要不然被洗腦
要不然又怪又醜，只能擇一

1295
01:11:40,092 --> 01:11:41,385
說得好，妹子

1296
01:11:41,468 --> 01:11:42,386
準備好，美眉們

1297
01:11:42,469 --> 01:11:45,389
再48小時芭比樂園就會變成肯尼樂園

1298
01:11:45,472 --> 01:11:47,724
大伙兒，芭比在樓梯頂端

1299
01:11:47,808 --> 01:11:49,768
肯尼，他們發現我們了

1300
01:11:51,562 --> 01:11:52,896
糟了，糟了

1301
01:11:53,313 --> 01:11:54,273
肯尼

1302
01:11:54,606 --> 01:11:55,816
肯尼

1303
01:11:59,319 --> 01:12:00,654
打擾了

1304
01:12:01,363 --> 01:12:02,990
人類，沒事了

1305
01:12:03,490 --> 01:12:04,533
還有艾倫

1306
01:12:05,325 --> 01:12:08,287
歡迎來到怪異屋，我是怪芭比

1307
01:12:08,370 --> 01:12:11,206
我愛劈腿，剪龐克頭，全身霉味

1308
01:12:11,290 --> 01:12:14,001
歐麥尬，我有過怪芭比

1309
01:12:14,084 --> 01:12:17,171
-沒錯
-玩得太火就會變怪芭比

1310
01:12:17,254 --> 01:12:18,213
說中了

1311
01:12:18,589 --> 01:12:20,841
那是金主乾爹肯尼，耳環基佬肯尼

1312
01:12:20,924 --> 01:12:22,384
美泰兒把他們停產了

1313
01:12:22,467 --> 01:12:23,635
-金主乾爹？
-別誤會

1314
01:12:23,719 --> 01:12:27,556
不，是「金主的乾爹」
這是金主，我是乾爹

1315
01:12:27,890 --> 01:12:29,600
我戴耳環，基佬耳環

1316
01:12:29,683 --> 01:12:31,768
他們才是正港的肯尼

1317
01:12:32,311 --> 01:12:34,313
其他停產的芭比

1318
01:12:34,396 --> 01:12:36,857
成長型思佩？我玩一下？

1319
01:12:36,940 --> 01:12:38,025
-請便
-看好了

1320
01:12:39,735 --> 01:12:41,820
-她的咪咪會變大
-什麼無聊功能

1321
01:12:41,904 --> 01:12:43,780
芭比影片妹

1322
01:12:43,864 --> 01:12:46,950
我的背後有電視，猜誰肖想這樣？

1323
01:12:47,034 --> 01:12:49,286
沒人，沒人肖想這樣

1324
01:12:49,369 --> 01:12:51,205
那是標準型芭比，一看便知

1325
01:12:51,288 --> 01:12:53,457
她沒死，只是有存在危機

1326
01:12:53,749 --> 01:12:55,292
起來吧

1327
01:12:56,543 --> 01:12:57,419
嗨

1328
01:12:58,420 --> 01:12:59,713
怎麼了？

1329
01:13:03,425 --> 01:13:07,262
我不再漂亮了

1330
01:13:08,805 --> 01:13:10,599
亂說，妳很漂亮

1331
01:13:10,974 --> 01:13:14,228
不是典型芭比的漂亮

1332
01:13:14,311 --> 01:13:17,105
打臉製作群，瑪格羅比是選角錯誤

1333
01:13:17,189 --> 01:13:18,232
先澄清這一點

1334
01:13:18,315 --> 01:13:19,900
妳明明很美

1335
01:13:20,692 --> 01:13:25,948
不只，我不夠聰明和風趣

1336
01:13:26,323 --> 01:13:27,115
妳很聰明

1337
01:13:27,199 --> 01:13:29,826
我不會開腦手術，沒開過飛機

1338
01:13:31,745 --> 01:13:33,205
我不是總統

1339
01:13:34,748 --> 01:13:37,125
最高法院裡沒有我

1340
01:13:38,877 --> 01:13:43,799
我有夠廢的

1341
01:13:50,097 --> 01:13:53,016
當女人太難了

1342
01:13:54,726 --> 01:13:58,272
妳很美又聰明

1343
01:13:58,355 --> 01:14:01,817
我聽不下去妳說妳很廢

1344
01:14:01,900 --> 01:14:06,029
好像女人總是求好心切

1345
01:14:07,114 --> 01:14:11,368
卻總是受到批評

1346
01:14:13,829 --> 01:14:17,875
女人要瘦，但不能瘦過頭
也絕不能說想變瘦

1347
01:14:17,958 --> 01:14:23,380
要說妳想健康，但也要瘦

1348
01:14:23,839 --> 01:14:28,343
女人要有錢，但不能愛錢，因為太俗

1349
01:14:30,304 --> 01:14:32,347
女人要當老闆，但不能罵人

1350
01:14:32,431 --> 01:14:35,601
女人要當領袖，但不能反對別人意見

1351
01:14:35,684 --> 01:14:37,227
女人理當樂在當媽

1352
01:14:37,311 --> 01:14:39,479
但不能老是聊小孩的事

1353
01:14:39,563 --> 01:14:43,942
要當職業婦女，但也總要照顧別人

1354
01:14:44,610 --> 01:14:47,613
女人要為男人的惡行負責，沒天良

1355
01:14:47,696 --> 01:14:50,657
但妳指正男人就會被說成抱怨

1356
01:14:50,741 --> 01:14:53,243
女為悅己者容，但不能招搖

1357
01:14:53,327 --> 01:14:55,954
以免招蜂引蝶或威脅到其他女人

1358
01:14:56,038 --> 01:14:59,750
因為妳要有姊妹淘，但不能被比下去

1359
01:14:59,833 --> 01:15:02,419
隨時心懷感恩

1360
01:15:02,503 --> 01:15:04,296
但千萬別忘記體制很腐敗

1361
01:15:04,379 --> 01:15:07,549
非得認命，但隨時感恩

1362
01:15:07,966 --> 01:15:09,927
女人不能變老

1363
01:15:10,010 --> 01:15:12,846
不能無禮，不能愛現

1364
01:15:12,930 --> 01:15:15,140
不能自私，不能垮掉

1365
01:15:15,224 --> 01:15:17,142
不能失敗，不能畏縮

1366
01:15:17,226 --> 01:15:19,019
不能越界

1367
01:15:19,102 --> 01:15:21,647
這太難了，太矛盾了

1368
01:15:21,730 --> 01:15:24,483
沒人獎賞妳或向妳道謝

1369
01:15:24,566 --> 01:15:27,486
結果妳不只凡事都做錯

1370
01:15:27,569 --> 01:15:30,030
而且凡事都是妳的錯

1371
01:15:35,118 --> 01:15:38,664
我受夠看著自己

1372
01:15:38,747 --> 01:15:42,584
看著其他每個女人

1373
01:15:42,668 --> 01:15:47,047
強迫自己讓別人喜歡我們

1374
01:15:50,509 --> 01:15:53,262
要是這一切不公

1375
01:15:53,345 --> 01:15:56,098
連娃娃也要承受

1376
01:15:57,432 --> 01:16:01,436
只因為妳代表女人

1377
01:16:03,981 --> 01:16:06,775
那就太絕望了

1378
01:16:12,781 --> 01:16:13,657
等等

1379
01:16:15,075 --> 01:16:16,660
我真的寫過書

1380
01:16:17,369 --> 01:16:19,288
我好像做了個夢

1381
01:16:19,496 --> 01:16:25,460
受困在查克史奈德電影裡的男人世界

1382
01:16:27,129 --> 01:16:30,090
妳的一番話讓我破繭而出

1383
01:16:30,966 --> 01:16:31,884
真的嗎？

1384
01:16:32,259 --> 01:16:33,010
對

1385
01:16:33,093 --> 01:16:34,970
妳回來了，她回來了

1386
01:16:35,053 --> 01:16:37,431
我們要為父權所造成

1387
01:16:37,514 --> 01:16:40,309
女人認知失調，被奪走力量而發聲

1388
01:16:40,392 --> 01:16:41,143
沒錯

1389
01:16:42,728 --> 01:16:44,062
我竟然說出來了

1390
01:16:44,146 --> 01:16:46,690
水啦，救星白人芭比

1391
01:16:46,982 --> 01:16:49,985
不，是妳母親，她拯救了我們

1392
01:16:50,068 --> 01:16:51,695
我們要阻止肯尼們

1393
01:16:51,778 --> 01:16:54,406
妳要用道理說服其他芭比

1394
01:16:54,489 --> 01:16:55,657
-把她們點醒
-沒問題

1395
01:16:55,741 --> 01:16:58,160
但我們要怎麼讓芭比脫離肯尼？

1396
01:16:58,243 --> 01:17:00,245
學學我們的世界吧

1397
01:17:00,329 --> 01:17:02,080
妳有芭比樂園的地圖嗎？

1398
01:17:02,164 --> 01:17:03,874
妳覺得呢？

1399
01:17:06,710 --> 01:17:08,253
-了不起
-謝了，我做的

1400
01:17:08,337 --> 01:17:09,338
好，情況如下

1401
01:17:09,421 --> 01:17:12,925
重點不只是他們怎麼看我們
還有他們怎麼看自己

1402
01:17:13,008 --> 01:17:15,886
肯尼樂園包含自我毀滅的根源

1403
01:17:15,969 --> 01:17:18,555
首先，讓芭比脫離肯尼

1404
01:17:18,639 --> 01:17:22,142
我們能用假裝被洗腦的誘餌芭比

1405
01:17:22,226 --> 01:17:23,560
-就是妳
-酷喔

1406
01:17:30,526 --> 01:17:32,986
障眼法，表現出無助和迷惑

1407
01:17:33,070 --> 01:17:34,988
肯尼抵抗不了落難女子

1408
01:17:35,072 --> 01:17:37,824
要讓他們相信妳滿足現況

1409
01:17:37,908 --> 01:17:39,201
他們擁有權力

1410
01:17:39,284 --> 01:17:42,412
等他們卸下防備，妳就能奪回權力

1411
01:17:45,374 --> 01:17:49,586
保時捷對汽車界的全面影響

1412
01:17:49,670 --> 01:17:50,879
大到不行

1413
01:17:51,505 --> 01:17:53,131
電腦繪圖好難

1414
01:17:53,215 --> 01:17:55,467
我搞不懂怎麼選擇工具

1415
01:17:55,551 --> 01:17:58,846
美眉，要先選取圖片才能選擇工具

1416
01:17:58,929 --> 01:17:59,763
我教妳吧

1417
01:17:59,847 --> 01:18:03,475
我被這些技術詞搞得頭昏腦脹

1418
01:18:03,559 --> 01:18:06,186
什麼磁性套索和點陣圖的

1419
01:18:06,270 --> 01:18:08,522
用你的猛男手臂也教教我嘛

1420
01:18:08,605 --> 01:18:10,983
-怎麼回事？
-艾倫，繞過來

1421
01:18:13,068 --> 01:18:14,111
-肯尼呢？
-惦惦

1422
01:18:14,194 --> 01:18:16,238
-我愛他啊
-快點，艾倫

1423
01:18:16,905 --> 01:18:19,491
肯尼會怎樣？

1424
01:18:19,575 --> 01:18:20,951
仔細聽

1425
01:18:21,243 --> 01:18:23,745
妳要像老媽照顧男人
但不能長得像老媽

1426
01:18:23,829 --> 01:18:26,164
妳的所有付出只能一笑置之

1427
01:18:28,876 --> 01:18:29,835
怎麼回事？

1428
01:18:29,918 --> 01:18:34,256
我一下是總統，一下幫肯尼切牛排

1429
01:18:34,339 --> 01:18:36,341
歡迎回來，總統女士

1430
01:18:36,425 --> 01:18:39,803
然後要招募蛻變芭比加入計劃

1431
01:18:39,887 --> 01:18:41,722
她們會成為新誘餌

1432
01:18:41,847 --> 01:18:44,057
妳能跟他說妳沒看過《教父》

1433
01:18:44,349 --> 01:18:46,685
妳想聽他們詮釋

1434
01:18:46,768 --> 01:18:49,354
你們在看《神父》？

1435
01:18:49,438 --> 01:18:50,647
是《教父》

1436
01:18:50,731 --> 01:18:51,648
人家沒看過

1437
01:18:51,732 --> 01:18:53,567
不得了，妳沒看過《教父》？

1438
01:18:53,650 --> 01:18:56,195
這部片巧妙結合柯波拉的美學天分

1439
01:18:56,278 --> 01:18:59,573
加上羅伯埃文斯的製片才華
還有70年代片廠體系的架構

1440
01:18:59,656 --> 01:19:02,075
你能從頭娓娓道來這部電影嗎？

1441
01:19:02,159 --> 01:19:04,244
妳要設法拒絕男人的求愛

1442
01:19:04,328 --> 01:19:05,621
但不能毀損他們的自尊

1443
01:19:05,704 --> 01:19:07,289
因為妳答應就是淫蕩

1444
01:19:07,372 --> 01:19:09,416
但妳拒絕就是假仙

1445
01:19:11,084 --> 01:19:12,503
我不想幫男人按腳了

1446
01:19:12,586 --> 01:19:13,670
妳不必

1447
01:19:13,754 --> 01:19:16,131
再來一招，裝成理財小白

1448
01:19:16,215 --> 01:19:18,675
我把錢都放活存

1449
01:19:18,759 --> 01:19:21,595
大錯特錯
妳要買國債、公司債、CD

1450
01:19:21,678 --> 01:19:23,388
沒人買CD了

1451
01:19:23,472 --> 01:19:26,141
甜心，妳糊里糊塗時好口愛

1452
01:19:26,225 --> 01:19:30,437
不是音樂，CD是指存單

1453
01:19:30,521 --> 01:19:32,981
史蒂芬馬克摩斯透過後龐克曲風

1454
01:19:33,106 --> 01:19:34,650
駕馭了路瑞德的辛辣說唱

1455
01:19:34,733 --> 01:19:36,652
像是「鋼索」和「墮落」樂團

1456
01:19:36,735 --> 01:19:38,695
我穿著什麼？女僕裝很白目

1457
01:19:38,779 --> 01:19:41,073
因為妳是物理學家，要換褲子嗎？

1458
01:19:41,156 --> 01:19:42,199
當然

1459
01:19:44,076 --> 01:19:45,285
歡迎回來，芭比

1460
01:19:45,369 --> 01:19:48,497
切，我好呆，感覺像恐龍妹

1461
01:19:48,580 --> 01:19:50,415
會有人喜歡我嗎？

1462
01:19:50,499 --> 01:19:51,875
或是用老套招式當幌子

1463
01:19:51,959 --> 01:19:54,419
戴眼鏡，讓他們發現妳很漂亮

1464
01:19:54,503 --> 01:19:56,630
-讓我來？
-請便

1465
01:20:00,801 --> 01:20:03,554
好了，能看見妳的正妹臉了

1466
01:20:04,638 --> 01:20:08,267
還有假裝是運動白痴

1467
01:20:08,350 --> 01:20:10,310
來，我教妳

1468
01:20:10,394 --> 01:20:12,104
來，我教妳

1469
01:20:12,187 --> 01:20:14,398
-來，我教妳
-來，我教妳

1470
01:20:14,481 --> 01:20:16,400
來，我們教妳

1471
01:20:16,483 --> 01:20:19,027
我們假裝到每個芭比恢復

1472
01:20:19,111 --> 01:20:21,738
再準備奪回芭比樂園

1473
01:20:21,822 --> 01:20:23,156
讚啦

1474
01:20:23,323 --> 01:20:24,199
高招

1475
01:20:28,537 --> 01:20:32,958
明天肯尼們會去投票修憲

1476
01:20:33,041 --> 01:20:34,459
我們要先發制人

1477
01:20:34,543 --> 01:20:38,338
計劃的最後階段
就是讓肯尼們反目成仇

1478
01:20:38,422 --> 01:20:40,674
既然他們以為能制伏女人

1479
01:20:40,757 --> 01:20:43,969
那就讓他們質疑能不能制伏彼此

1480
01:20:44,511 --> 01:20:46,722
要是不成功呢？

1481
01:20:46,805 --> 01:20:51,101
要是他已經不喜歡我了

1482
01:20:52,436 --> 01:20:55,355
-他喜歡妳
-他氣噗噗的

1483
01:20:56,607 --> 01:20:58,400
因為他喜歡妳

1484
01:20:58,483 --> 01:21:02,279
因為他心裡明白妳沒那麼喜歡他

1485
01:21:02,362 --> 01:21:04,114
但這不表示我想傷害他

1486
01:21:05,490 --> 01:21:07,284
他占據妳的房子

1487
01:21:07,367 --> 01:21:10,621
他給妳朋友洗腦，想控制政府

1488
01:21:10,704 --> 01:21:12,039
沒錯

1489
01:21:12,122 --> 01:21:13,916
-美眉
-好

1490
01:21:14,374 --> 01:21:15,751
-打醒了我
-是啊

1491
01:21:16,293 --> 01:21:18,212
我好像成了真女人

1492
01:21:18,587 --> 01:21:20,088
歡迎

1493
01:21:20,214 --> 01:21:21,590
就是這種感覺？

1494
01:21:22,799 --> 01:21:23,634
時候到了

1495
01:21:24,134 --> 01:21:25,219
我準備好了

1496
01:21:26,136 --> 01:21:27,179
謝謝

1497
01:21:27,763 --> 01:21:29,097
出任務了

1498
01:21:35,479 --> 01:21:36,230
嗨

1499
01:21:46,698 --> 01:21:49,201
嗨，我正在看書

1500
01:21:51,286 --> 01:21:52,621
我想了很久

1501
01:21:52,704 --> 01:21:53,997
-肯尼樂園
-肯尼王國

1502
01:21:54,706 --> 01:21:55,832
-肯尼王國
-肯尼王國樂園

1503
01:21:55,916 --> 01:21:57,584
-王國...
-自由與男人的王國

1504
01:21:57,668 --> 01:21:59,294
對，這個地方是...

1505
01:21:59,378 --> 01:22:00,671
肯尼王國樂園

1506
01:22:00,754 --> 01:22:01,755
好棒棒

1507
01:22:02,130 --> 01:22:04,633
肯尼更擅長統治

1508
01:22:04,716 --> 01:22:06,343
勝過以前的芭比

1509
01:22:06,426 --> 01:22:09,137
我們採取父權，建立父權

1510
01:22:09,263 --> 01:22:11,473
-對，我在想...
-請說

1511
01:22:11,557 --> 01:22:17,396
我準備當你的
長期遠距玩票臨時女友

1512
01:22:17,479 --> 01:22:18,897
只要你還尬意我

1513
01:22:20,858 --> 01:22:22,067
請等一下好嗎？

1514
01:22:22,150 --> 01:22:23,193
好

1515
01:22:28,657 --> 01:22:29,783
萬歲！

1516
01:22:34,037 --> 01:22:36,290
唉呀呀，我考慮一下

1517
01:22:38,625 --> 01:22:39,376
求你了

1518
01:22:42,296 --> 01:22:43,255
好吧

1519
01:22:43,589 --> 01:22:45,591
進來，我彈吉他讓妳暈船

1520
01:22:45,674 --> 01:22:46,717
好耶

1521
01:22:58,353 --> 01:23:02,065
我不確定自己是否夠好

1522
01:23:02,691 --> 01:23:08,238
我有點鈍，陷入迷茫

1523
01:23:10,240 --> 01:23:11,158
（四小時後）

1524
01:23:11,241 --> 01:23:13,952
我不確定是否有人真正愛我

1525
01:23:14,036 --> 01:23:15,871
那隻愛撫我的手

1526
01:23:15,954 --> 01:23:19,208
我感覺要付出代價

1527
01:23:19,750 --> 01:23:22,961
我有點氣惱

1528
01:23:23,420 --> 01:23:28,342
一切還沒結束，不是此時此刻

1529
01:23:30,511 --> 01:23:33,388
不是我仍需要妳陪伴時

1530
01:23:34,890 --> 01:23:36,767
妳沒虧欠我

1531
01:23:37,768 --> 01:23:39,937
我們可能會改變

1532
01:23:41,230 --> 01:23:44,775
對，我們可能會快活

1533
01:23:44,858 --> 01:23:47,611
我想把妳擁入懷中

1534
01:23:47,694 --> 01:23:50,322
我會，我會

1535
01:23:50,405 --> 01:23:53,158
我想緊緊擁妳入懷

1536
01:23:53,242 --> 01:23:55,577
我會，我會

1537
01:23:55,661 --> 01:23:58,789
這是計劃的最後階段

1538
01:23:59,331 --> 01:24:01,667
讓他們夢想成真

1539
01:24:02,084 --> 01:24:04,086
在他們幸福的顛峰

1540
01:24:04,169 --> 01:24:07,714
他們以為妳真的在乎這首歌時

1541
01:24:10,384 --> 01:24:11,552
妳就奪走一切

1542
01:24:12,261 --> 01:24:14,805
我會

1543
01:24:25,148 --> 01:24:26,358
妳跟誰在傳簡訊？

1544
01:24:26,775 --> 01:24:28,026
妳跟誰在傳簡訊？

1545
01:24:28,986 --> 01:24:31,029
-沒人
-讓我看

1546
01:24:32,155 --> 01:24:33,240
肯尼！

1547
01:24:33,615 --> 01:24:34,908
拍謝，等一下

1548
01:24:36,785 --> 01:24:39,705
你彈的歌好美

1549
01:24:39,788 --> 01:24:41,081
是你寫的嗎？

1550
01:24:41,164 --> 01:24:43,166
對，坐旁邊看我彈吧

1551
01:24:43,250 --> 01:24:45,586
接著四分半鐘我會死盯著妳看

1552
01:24:45,669 --> 01:24:46,795
樂意之至

1553
01:24:47,588 --> 01:24:48,630
拍謝，等一下

1554
01:24:48,714 --> 01:24:50,716
我想把妳擁入懷中

1555
01:24:50,799 --> 01:24:51,550
馬上回來

1556
01:24:51,633 --> 01:24:55,387
我會，我會，我想緊緊...

1557
01:24:55,470 --> 01:24:58,432
妳要玩弄他們的自尊和小心眼

1558
01:24:58,515 --> 01:25:00,559
讓他們反目成仇

1559
01:25:00,642 --> 01:25:01,560
等一下

1560
01:25:05,772 --> 01:25:06,773
拍謝

1561
01:25:07,274 --> 01:25:11,028
趁他們互鬥時奪回芭比樂園

1562
01:25:13,155 --> 01:25:15,532
長期遠距臨時玩票女友

1563
01:25:15,616 --> 01:25:17,826
這個頭銜是隨便說說？

1564
01:25:17,910 --> 01:25:18,869
我們該怎麼辦？

1565
01:25:18,952 --> 01:25:21,997
在海灘上打趴他們每個人

1566
01:25:22,080 --> 01:25:25,083
不，我們要宣戰

1567
01:25:26,251 --> 01:25:28,045
-槓上芭比？
-槓上肯尼

1568
01:25:28,128 --> 01:25:29,505
-我們就是肯尼
-其他的肯尼

1569
01:25:29,588 --> 01:25:32,007
應該給他們取別名以免混淆

1570
01:25:32,090 --> 01:25:33,217
不必，我們知道在講誰

1571
01:25:33,300 --> 01:25:35,385
但在戰場上說「四點鐘方向的肯尼」

1572
01:25:35,469 --> 01:25:37,095
要怎麼分辨是我們或其他肯尼？

1573
01:25:37,179 --> 01:25:39,848
夥伴們，我們是十點攻擊啦

1574
01:25:39,932 --> 01:25:42,142
要利用晨波

1575
01:25:42,226 --> 01:25:44,728
別太早，我們要睡美容覺

1576
01:25:44,811 --> 01:25:45,687
對

1577
01:25:45,771 --> 01:25:47,481
那要怎麼作戰？我們沒槍

1578
01:25:47,564 --> 01:25:49,691
網球拍和排球

1579
01:25:49,775 --> 01:25:51,276
打耳光

1580
01:25:51,360 --> 01:25:52,361
海灘對決

1581
01:25:52,486 --> 01:25:54,488
-對
-好耶

1582
01:26:00,160 --> 01:26:03,956
我怎麼努力都沒用

1583
01:26:04,998 --> 01:26:07,501
我總是站不到Ｃ位

1584
01:26:08,585 --> 01:26:12,089
沒人知道我多拚命

1585
01:26:12,965 --> 01:26:17,761
我的感覺無能解釋

1586
01:26:18,887 --> 01:26:21,306
把我逼瘋

1587
01:26:22,349 --> 01:26:25,644
我一生彬彬有禮

1588
01:26:25,727 --> 01:26:28,689
但今晚我會孤枕難眠

1589
01:26:29,106 --> 01:26:30,899
因為我只是肯尼

1590
01:26:30,983 --> 01:26:34,027
在別處我是十全十美

1591
01:26:34,403 --> 01:26:38,323
難道這是我的生死宿命

1592
01:26:38,407 --> 01:26:42,119
一輩子金髮又脆弱

1593
01:26:42,995 --> 01:26:44,580
我只是肯尼

1594
01:26:44,663 --> 01:26:48,000
我的愛人發給我好人卡

1595
01:26:48,083 --> 01:26:53,547
她怎樣才能看到古銅肌背後的男人

1596
01:26:53,630 --> 01:26:55,549
為我而戰

1597
01:27:10,480 --> 01:27:14,568
馬里布海灘見！

1598
01:27:14,651 --> 01:27:16,069
進攻！

1599
01:27:28,916 --> 01:27:32,878
你行的，肯尼，你肯定行的

1600
01:27:59,571 --> 01:28:01,865
他們自相殘殺了

1601
01:28:01,949 --> 01:28:05,452
這樣吧，我們來恢復憲法

1602
01:28:05,536 --> 01:28:06,954
-好
-好主意

1603
01:28:13,293 --> 01:28:15,629
這裡亂成一片

1604
01:28:15,879 --> 01:28:17,256
小心周圍

1605
01:28:19,466 --> 01:28:21,343
-我中彈了
-不可能

1606
01:28:22,010 --> 01:28:23,387
這裡有真正的武器嗎？

1607
01:28:23,470 --> 01:28:24,137
並沒有

1608
01:28:24,680 --> 01:28:27,683
我想知道去愛的感覺

1609
01:28:27,766 --> 01:28:29,726
變得名副其實

1610
01:28:30,978 --> 01:28:32,437
這是犯罪嗎？

1611
01:28:32,521 --> 01:28:37,234
我熱情奔放時不性感嗎？

1612
01:28:37,317 --> 01:28:43,740
我終於能大顯威風或我在做夢

1613
01:28:44,867 --> 01:28:48,161
我不是做白日夢

1614
01:29:29,745 --> 01:29:30,871
肯尼

1615
01:29:35,542 --> 01:29:36,460
肯尼

1616
01:29:41,089 --> 01:29:44,134
你感覺到肯之活力嗎？

1617
01:29:46,512 --> 01:29:47,721
肯尼

1618
01:29:51,808 --> 01:29:55,062
我們是，你是，我們是

1619
01:29:55,437 --> 01:29:57,189
我只是肯尼

1620
01:29:57,272 --> 01:30:00,150
在別處我是十全十美

1621
01:30:00,609 --> 01:30:04,404
難道這是我的生死宿命

1622
01:30:04,488 --> 01:30:08,200
一輩子金髮又脆弱

1623
01:30:09,117 --> 01:30:10,869
我只是肯尼

1624
01:30:10,953 --> 01:30:14,331
我的愛人發給我好人卡

1625
01:30:14,414 --> 01:30:19,962
怎樣她才能看到古銅肌背後的男人

1626
01:30:20,045 --> 01:30:22,589
為我而戰

1627
01:30:23,006 --> 01:30:24,049
我只是肯尼

1628
01:30:24,341 --> 01:30:26,260
我足夠了

1629
01:30:26,343 --> 01:30:29,513
我精明能幹

1630
01:30:30,305 --> 01:30:32,599
看我大展身手

1631
01:30:32,683 --> 01:30:34,810
對，我只是肯尼

1632
01:30:36,728 --> 01:30:38,021
我名叫肯尼

1633
01:30:38,105 --> 01:30:40,023
我也是

1634
01:30:40,107 --> 01:30:43,861
牽起我們有力的手

1635
01:30:43,944 --> 01:30:46,196
看我大展身手

1636
01:30:46,280 --> 01:30:48,782
對，我只是肯尼

1637
01:30:50,784 --> 01:30:54,079
-寶貝，我...
-不是別人

1638
01:30:54,162 --> 01:30:57,165
-只是肯尼
-我只是肯尼

1639
01:30:58,166 --> 01:31:00,294
-肯尼，肯尼
-什麼？

1640
01:31:00,377 --> 01:31:01,837
我們今天不是要投票嗎？

1641
01:31:01,920 --> 01:31:04,464
-什麼？
-修憲

1642
01:31:04,548 --> 01:31:06,675
-是今天，對吧？
-對

1643
01:31:06,800 --> 01:31:08,760
（肯尼）

1644
01:31:11,930 --> 01:31:13,682
好，美眉們，來投票了

1645
01:31:13,807 --> 01:31:18,729
贊成讓芭比樂園
維持是芭比樂園的人說「是」

1646
01:31:19,062 --> 01:31:20,314
是！

1647
01:31:34,077 --> 01:31:35,204
我嗨翻了

1648
01:31:35,287 --> 01:31:38,498
芭比加油，芭比加油

1649
01:31:54,848 --> 01:32:00,395
是我腦補還是
魔力四射道館之家變夢幻了？

1650
01:32:01,563 --> 01:32:04,107
因為它們是夢幻屋，嗶－你娘

1651
01:32:04,191 --> 01:32:05,067
沒錯

1652
01:32:05,150 --> 01:32:08,612
我們恢復了芭比樂園該有的憲法

1653
01:32:08,695 --> 01:32:12,157
所有芭比都沒被洗腦能自主了

1654
01:32:12,241 --> 01:32:13,200
水啦

1655
01:32:15,953 --> 01:32:18,580
我們還把房子都徹底消毒了

1656
01:32:18,664 --> 01:32:19,706
該怎麼做？

1657
01:32:21,792 --> 01:32:22,876
肯尼們

1658
01:32:24,878 --> 01:32:26,213
我們要攻擊誰，老大？

1659
01:32:26,296 --> 01:32:27,005
不要

1660
01:32:29,216 --> 01:32:30,300
不要

1661
01:32:33,804 --> 01:32:35,597
別看人家

1662
01:32:36,849 --> 01:32:37,683
他在哭嗎？

1663
01:32:38,392 --> 01:32:40,018
讓我們獨處一下

1664
01:32:45,774 --> 01:32:46,859
肯尼

1665
01:32:49,570 --> 01:32:50,779
你還好嗎？

1666
01:32:50,863 --> 01:32:52,447
好極了

1667
01:32:52,531 --> 01:32:54,283
想哭沒關係

1668
01:32:54,366 --> 01:32:56,702
我也會哭，其實挺舒服的

1669
01:32:56,785 --> 01:32:59,162
我很開放，我懂哭不是軟弱

1670
01:32:59,246 --> 01:33:00,372
好

1671
01:33:02,916 --> 01:33:03,876
你要坐起來嗎？

1672
01:33:09,381 --> 01:33:10,465
說真的

1673
01:33:11,383 --> 01:33:13,177
管理太困難了

1674
01:33:14,344 --> 01:33:15,554
我不喜歡

1675
01:33:17,347 --> 01:33:18,473
我明白

1676
01:33:22,853 --> 01:33:25,189
那些迷你冰箱小不啦嘰的

1677
01:33:25,814 --> 01:33:30,402
只能裝一手啤酒，冷凍庫也是白搭

1678
01:33:32,196 --> 01:33:35,407
老實說，當我發現父權與馬無關

1679
01:33:35,490 --> 01:33:36,950
我就全無興趣了

1680
01:33:38,243 --> 01:33:39,536
沒關係

1681
01:33:44,708 --> 01:33:47,002
我總覺得這會是我們的房子

1682
01:33:54,468 --> 01:33:55,719
肯尼

1683
01:33:57,804 --> 01:33:59,765
我應該要向你道歉

1684
01:34:00,516 --> 01:34:02,768
抱歉我不把你當一回事

1685
01:34:05,270 --> 01:34:07,523
不必每晚都是淑女之夜

1686
01:34:11,276 --> 01:34:12,736
謝謝安慰我

1687
01:34:14,404 --> 01:34:15,322
謝謝

1688
01:34:18,116 --> 01:34:19,993
你會錯意了

1689
01:34:20,744 --> 01:34:23,247
沒有妳，我就不知道自己是誰

1690
01:34:24,623 --> 01:34:26,208
你是肯尼

1691
01:34:27,167 --> 01:34:30,295
但每次都是「芭比與肯尼」

1692
01:34:32,005 --> 01:34:34,550
沒有只是「肯尼」

1693
01:34:35,634 --> 01:34:37,511
我天生是配角

1694
01:34:37,594 --> 01:34:42,975
只有妳溫柔的凝視，我才存在

1695
01:34:44,393 --> 01:34:50,440
不然我只是隨便一個
不會空翻的金髮男

1696
01:34:59,408 --> 01:35:04,246
也許該發掘真正的肯尼了

1697
01:35:04,830 --> 01:35:07,165
-好，我應該懂了
-好

1698
01:35:07,249 --> 01:35:09,501
不對，這不是正解

1699
01:35:13,172 --> 01:35:14,173
我感覺好笨

1700
01:35:14,256 --> 01:35:15,591
-不對
-才不

1701
01:35:15,674 --> 01:35:17,593
我看起來好笨

1702
01:35:18,135 --> 01:35:20,846
我看起來好笨

1703
01:35:20,929 --> 01:35:23,307
-不對
-好酷，你看起來好酷

1704
01:35:24,266 --> 01:35:28,562
肯尼，你要想出沒有芭比你是誰

1705
01:35:30,230 --> 01:35:31,190
為什麼？

1706
01:35:31,273 --> 01:35:33,025
你是誰與女友無關

1707
01:35:33,108 --> 01:35:35,944
也不是房子，不是貂皮大衣

1708
01:35:36,236 --> 01:35:37,863
-海灘
-也不是

1709
01:35:37,946 --> 01:35:39,948
你別管海灘了

1710
01:35:40,324 --> 01:35:44,036
也許你以為成就你的一切

1711
01:35:44,119 --> 01:35:48,081
都不能真正定義你

1712
01:35:52,878 --> 01:35:55,297
也許芭比該出頭了

1713
01:35:57,466 --> 01:35:59,218
肯尼也該出頭了

1714
01:36:02,221 --> 01:36:05,349
肯尼是...

1715
01:36:07,142 --> 01:36:07,976
我？

1716
01:36:08,060 --> 01:36:09,228
對

1717
01:36:09,311 --> 01:36:12,105
肯尼是我

1718
01:36:13,357 --> 01:36:14,858
而我是芭比

1719
01:36:17,903 --> 01:36:18,987
肯尼

1720
01:36:20,739 --> 01:36:21,740
是我

1721
01:36:22,032 --> 01:36:22,824
肯尼是我

1722
01:36:22,908 --> 01:36:24,284
-肯尼是我
-肯尼是我

1723
01:36:24,910 --> 01:36:26,537
我根本不在乎當肯尼了

1724
01:36:26,620 --> 01:36:27,871
我只想念我朋友芭比

1725
01:36:27,955 --> 01:36:29,581
-酷喔
-芭比

1726
01:36:29,665 --> 01:36:31,250
我就在這裡

1727
01:36:31,333 --> 01:36:32,334
肯尼

1728
01:36:33,460 --> 01:36:35,087
（肯尼的魔力假貂皮）

1729
01:36:36,755 --> 01:36:38,882
我想要送你

1730
01:36:39,299 --> 01:36:41,468
好窩心

1731
01:36:48,934 --> 01:36:51,728
我們互鬥是因為
我們不知道自己是誰

1732
01:36:54,022 --> 01:36:58,694
肯尼是我

1733
01:37:07,286 --> 01:37:08,370
肯尼說得對

1734
01:37:08,996 --> 01:37:11,540
當領袖太困難了

1735
01:37:11,623 --> 01:37:13,458
-妳認識？
-是我老闆

1736
01:37:15,794 --> 01:37:17,713
米琪，媽呀

1737
01:37:17,796 --> 01:37:19,464
我們明明把她停產了

1738
01:37:21,675 --> 01:37:24,386
聽著，知道有多少次

1739
01:37:24,469 --> 01:37:27,639
我在董事會上想站起來說

1740
01:37:27,723 --> 01:37:29,183
「我們能互相搔癢嗎？」

1741
01:37:29,808 --> 01:37:31,101
-真的？
-來集體打混吧

1742
01:37:31,185 --> 01:37:32,644
互相搔癢

1743
01:37:32,728 --> 01:37:34,730
誰來給我搔癢

1744
01:37:36,899 --> 01:37:38,692
我喜歡被搔癢

1745
01:37:38,775 --> 01:37:41,820
賣啦，別抱這麼緊

1746
01:37:44,573 --> 01:37:46,074
幸虧有芭比

1747
01:37:46,158 --> 01:37:50,078
我也能擺脫沉重的生存負擔

1748
01:37:50,162 --> 01:37:53,290
同時守住執行長的頭銜

1749
01:37:54,124 --> 01:37:58,378
我們能讓芭比樂園恢復原狀

1750
01:37:58,462 --> 01:38:01,507
-美泰兒先生，我想說...
-請稱呼我教母

1751
01:38:02,090 --> 01:38:03,383
不，這就算了

1752
01:38:03,467 --> 01:38:06,386
情況不該是恢復原狀

1753
01:38:06,470 --> 01:38:10,807
芭比或肯尼都不該受到忽視

1754
01:38:10,891 --> 01:38:11,850
艾倫也是

1755
01:38:12,768 --> 01:38:13,977
-嗨
-叫我？

1756
01:38:14,061 --> 01:38:15,854
-對
-妳好

1757
01:38:15,938 --> 01:38:16,939
我只想說

1758
01:38:17,022 --> 01:38:20,108
抱歉不管背後或當面都叫妳怪芭比

1759
01:38:20,234 --> 01:38:22,444
沒差，我活該

1760
01:38:22,528 --> 01:38:24,321
妳想加入我的內閣嗎？

1761
01:38:24,404 --> 01:38:26,532
請讓我管公共衛生部

1762
01:38:27,658 --> 01:38:28,450
妳說了算

1763
01:38:28,742 --> 01:38:30,077
感恩

1764
01:38:30,160 --> 01:38:31,787
-好
-總統女士

1765
01:38:32,746 --> 01:38:35,374
請讓肯尼當最高法院大法官

1766
01:38:35,457 --> 01:38:39,503
免談，不然就下級巡迴法院法官吧

1767
01:38:39,586 --> 01:38:41,463
接受，只要我們能穿法袍

1768
01:38:41,547 --> 01:38:43,757
肯尼要重新開始

1769
01:38:43,841 --> 01:38:48,095
總有一天肯尼在芭比樂園
也會擁有力量和影響力

1770
01:38:48,178 --> 01:38:51,014
就像真實世界的女人

1771
01:38:51,098 --> 01:38:52,224
我才不要

1772
01:38:52,307 --> 01:38:53,600
-快去
-不行

1773
01:38:53,684 --> 01:38:55,727
-少幼稚，快去
-我有個主意

1774
01:38:56,687 --> 01:38:58,397
說出妳的祕密夢想吧，孩子

1775
01:38:58,480 --> 01:39:00,607
好，那素人芭比呢？

1776
01:39:01,859 --> 01:39:04,820
她很平凡，只是小人物

1777
01:39:04,903 --> 01:39:08,031
或是飛黃騰達
也許她是媽媽或頂客族

1778
01:39:08,115 --> 01:39:11,410
因為只想當地方媽媽也很好

1779
01:39:11,493 --> 01:39:13,787
也能想當總統或媽媽兼總統

1780
01:39:13,871 --> 01:39:15,539
或不是媽媽也不是總統

1781
01:39:15,622 --> 01:39:17,708
她想要擠乳溝

1782
01:39:17,791 --> 01:39:21,879
讓自己能整天信心滿滿

1783
01:39:24,131 --> 01:39:26,383
這是個餿主意

1784
01:39:26,466 --> 01:39:28,051
這有賺頭

1785
01:39:28,677 --> 01:39:31,555
素人芭比，我愛，讚讚讚

1786
01:39:31,638 --> 01:39:32,764
太好了

1787
01:39:32,848 --> 01:39:34,266
-行得通
-酷喔

1788
01:39:34,349 --> 01:39:36,852
好，大家都同意吧？

1789
01:39:37,352 --> 01:39:41,023
好，該關閉兩個世界之間的入口了

1790
01:39:41,648 --> 01:39:43,609
那芭比呢？

1791
01:39:43,692 --> 01:39:44,610
什麼意思？

1792
01:39:44,693 --> 01:39:46,403
嘿呀，那芭比呢？

1793
01:39:46,486 --> 01:39:49,323
她的結局呢？她會變怎樣？

1794
01:39:50,616 --> 01:39:53,327
簡單，她愛上肯尼

1795
01:39:54,494 --> 01:39:55,954
那才不是她的結局

1796
01:39:58,123 --> 01:39:59,625
我沒愛上肯尼

1797
01:40:00,209 --> 01:40:01,251
妳想要什麼？

1798
01:40:03,253 --> 01:40:04,713
我不知道

1799
01:40:06,882 --> 01:40:09,635
我不再確定自己的歸屬了

1800
01:40:14,473 --> 01:40:16,266
我想我沒有結局

1801
01:40:16,350 --> 01:40:21,647
那才是重點
我創造妳就是不必有結局

1802
01:40:23,148 --> 01:40:24,441
是妳

1803
01:40:26,902 --> 01:40:28,695
妳是美泰兒的露絲

1804
01:40:29,112 --> 01:40:31,532
寶貝，我就是美泰兒

1805
01:40:31,615 --> 01:40:34,368
直到國稅局逮到我，那是另一部電影

1806
01:40:34,451 --> 01:40:35,410
所以妳是...

1807
01:40:35,494 --> 01:40:38,789
露絲漢德勒，芭比的發明者

1808
01:40:38,872 --> 01:40:39,998
什麼？

1809
01:40:40,082 --> 01:40:41,083
超酷的

1810
01:40:41,166 --> 01:40:43,710
她陰魂不散賴在17樓辦公室

1811
01:40:43,794 --> 01:40:44,711
什麼？

1812
01:40:44,795 --> 01:40:49,383
各位，你們以為
發明芭比的人看起來像芭比？

1813
01:40:49,842 --> 01:40:51,552
我只是個小老太婆

1814
01:40:51,635 --> 01:40:55,389
雙乳切除，還有逃稅問題

1815
01:40:55,472 --> 01:40:57,266
沒人看起來像芭比

1816
01:40:58,058 --> 01:41:01,520
當然除了芭比本人
妳很棒，親愛的

1817
01:41:03,564 --> 01:41:06,275
我感覺不再像芭比了

1818
01:41:10,404 --> 01:41:12,197
過來，陪我散步

1819
01:41:32,342 --> 01:41:33,510
謝謝

1820
01:41:33,594 --> 01:41:35,304
（我是肯尼就夠了）

1821
01:41:35,429 --> 01:41:36,597
謝謝妳，芭比

1822
01:41:38,724 --> 01:41:39,975
謝謝

1823
01:41:49,610 --> 01:41:51,570
我不知如何是好

1824
01:41:51,653 --> 01:41:54,198
我一直是典型芭比

1825
01:41:54,281 --> 01:41:57,618
我好像沒有別的專長了

1826
01:41:57,701 --> 01:41:59,703
妳拯救芭比樂園脫離父權

1827
01:41:59,786 --> 01:42:02,331
那算是通力合作

1828
01:42:02,706 --> 01:42:05,167
妳幫助那對母女修復感情

1829
01:42:05,667 --> 01:42:07,211
是她們互相幫忙

1830
01:42:08,670 --> 01:42:11,089
也許妳是謙卑芭比？

1831
01:42:13,008 --> 01:42:14,968
也許我不再是芭比了

1832
01:42:24,186 --> 01:42:27,940
妳瞭解人類只有一個結局

1833
01:42:28,023 --> 01:42:32,236
思想永存，但人類不是

1834
01:42:32,319 --> 01:42:33,695
妳懂，對吧？

1835
01:42:33,779 --> 01:42:34,738
我懂

1836
01:42:34,821 --> 01:42:37,950
當人類可能會很不安

1837
01:42:39,284 --> 01:42:40,494
我懂

1838
01:42:40,577 --> 01:42:44,957
人類會捏造出父權和芭比

1839
01:42:45,040 --> 01:42:47,793
只為了應付不安的現況

1840
01:42:48,585 --> 01:42:50,295
我瞭解

1841
01:42:50,379 --> 01:42:51,755
然後人會死

1842
01:42:54,049 --> 01:42:55,092
對

1843
01:42:56,927 --> 01:42:58,220
是啊

1844
01:43:04,685 --> 01:43:10,816
我也想要成為有意義的人

1845
01:43:12,192 --> 01:43:14,236
不是被製造的商品

1846
01:43:16,738 --> 01:43:19,616
我想要靈光乍現，不想要只是個點子

1847
01:43:19,700 --> 01:43:21,159
說得通嗎？

1848
01:43:21,910 --> 01:43:24,121
我一向明白芭比會令我驚奇

1849
01:43:24,204 --> 01:43:27,124
但我還是很意外

1850
01:43:27,207 --> 01:43:30,878
妳能允許我成為人類嗎？

1851
01:43:31,670 --> 01:43:33,672
妳不需要我的允許

1852
01:43:33,755 --> 01:43:37,426
但妳是創造者，不是由妳控制我嗎？

1853
01:43:37,551 --> 01:43:42,389
我不能控制妳
就像我控制不了我女兒

1854
01:43:42,472 --> 01:43:44,892
我是以她為妳命名，她叫芭芭拉

1855
01:43:45,184 --> 01:43:48,854
我一直對妳和對她都抱持希望

1856
01:43:49,897 --> 01:43:56,278
我們母親站著原地
好讓女兒回頭看自己走了多遠

1857
01:44:01,116 --> 01:44:03,410
所以我要成為人類不必...

1858
01:44:04,411 --> 01:44:08,749
請求或去要什麼？我就...

1859
01:44:10,459 --> 01:44:12,878
我就能自己發現？

1860
01:44:14,880 --> 01:44:17,424
我憑著良心不能讓妳賭這一把

1861
01:44:17,508 --> 01:44:19,593
除非妳瞭解箇中意義

1862
01:44:23,430 --> 01:44:24,723
牽我的手

1863
01:44:31,647 --> 01:44:33,190
閉上眼睛

1864
01:44:43,659 --> 01:44:45,118
用心感覺

1865
01:46:02,738 --> 01:46:04,239
好

1866
01:46:17,044 --> 01:46:21,632
於是芭比離開粉紅泡泡的芭比樂園

1867
01:46:21,715 --> 01:46:24,343
來到現實泡泡的洛衫磯

1868
01:46:24,760 --> 01:46:27,179
好，謝謝載我一程

1869
01:46:27,930 --> 01:46:28,889
妳一定行的

1870
01:46:28,972 --> 01:46:30,349
我以妳為傲

1871
01:46:30,432 --> 01:46:33,936
「我以妳為拗」

1872
01:46:34,019 --> 01:46:35,604
是「為傲」

1873
01:46:35,729 --> 01:46:38,857
「為傲，以妳為傲」

1874
01:46:38,941 --> 01:46:40,901
有你的，差不多了

1875
01:46:40,984 --> 01:46:43,028
你們最棒了，感激不盡

1876
01:46:43,111 --> 01:46:45,697
好，我去了

1877
01:46:45,781 --> 01:46:46,573
「新住民行的」

1878
01:46:46,657 --> 01:46:47,866
這有政治色彩

1879
01:46:47,950 --> 01:46:49,284
文化誤用，爸

1880
01:46:50,869 --> 01:46:52,371
我們會來接妳

1881
01:46:52,454 --> 01:46:53,205
-我們愛妳
-妳行的

1882
01:46:53,288 --> 01:46:53,956
掰

1883
01:46:54,039 --> 01:46:56,124
-我行的
-我們愛妳

1884
01:47:04,633 --> 01:47:05,467
嗨

1885
01:47:06,260 --> 01:47:07,094
名字？

1886
01:47:07,970 --> 01:47:10,931
姓漢德勒，名芭芭拉

1887
01:47:12,850 --> 01:47:14,434
今天有什麼事，芭芭拉？

1888
01:47:16,520 --> 01:47:18,689
我是來看婦產科的

1889
01:47:28,699 --> 01:47:30,242
（芭比娃娃）

1890
01:47:32,035 --> 01:47:33,203
（少女時裝超模）

1891
01:47:33,287 --> 01:47:35,247
（他是金髮）

1892
01:47:35,330 --> 01:47:36,456
（他是芭比的男友）

1893
01:47:36,540 --> 01:47:37,791
（他是娃娃）

1894
01:47:38,083 --> 01:47:39,793
（肯尼，他是娃娃）

1895
01:47:40,919 --> 01:47:42,087
（克莉絲緹）

1896
01:47:42,171 --> 01:47:44,381
（腿可彎曲，仿真睫毛）

1897
01:47:44,464 --> 01:47:45,924
（我會說話）

1898
01:47:47,342 --> 01:47:48,385
（艾倫，美泰兒出品）

1899
01:47:48,468 --> 01:47:50,262
（他是肯尼的麻吉）

1900
01:47:50,804 --> 01:47:53,223
（他穿得下肯尼的所有衣服）

1901
01:47:54,057 --> 01:47:55,684
（幸福家庭，米琪與寶寶）

1902
01:47:55,809 --> 01:47:57,394
（等待新生兒出生！是女娃）

1903
01:47:57,477 --> 01:47:59,646
（今天要帶寶寶
去給醫生芭比做首次檢查）

1904
01:48:00,814 --> 01:48:03,066
（芭比寵物娃娃與寵物狗
餵寵物狗）

1905
01:48:04,151 --> 01:48:06,195
（壓下狗狗尾巴）

1906
01:48:07,487 --> 01:48:09,156
（棕櫚灘，金主的乾爹肯尼）

1907
01:48:09,239 --> 01:48:10,782
（耳環基佬肯尼
戴耳環的肯尼好潮）

1908
01:48:10,866 --> 01:48:13,327
（此商品上市幾個月後停產）

1909
01:48:14,077 --> 01:48:16,663
（芭比，美人魚魔力）

1910
01:48:21,210 --> 01:48:23,462
（玩趴，思茜娃娃）

1911
01:48:23,545 --> 01:48:25,422
（芭比妹妹，加購陶德款娃娃更好玩）

1912
01:48:27,049 --> 01:48:29,301
（保母思佩娃娃，三寶討抱）

1913
01:48:29,384 --> 01:48:31,595
（寶寶喜歡巴在她的衣服上）

1914
01:48:31,678 --> 01:48:33,096
（許多保母配件）

1915
01:48:33,972 --> 01:48:37,434
（日夜芭比，美麗套裝變嫵媚禮服）

1916
01:48:37,518 --> 01:48:40,020
（準備好！辦公裝！約會裝！）

1917
01:48:40,103 --> 01:48:42,272
（加州夢泰瑞莎）

1918
01:48:42,356 --> 01:48:45,192
（遮陽帽與趣味時尚耳環
加州風玩法）

1919
01:48:45,275 --> 01:48:46,818
（娃娃不能如圖示持飛盤）

1920
01:48:47,528 --> 01:48:49,696
（溜溜球妮琪，按下控制桿）

1921
01:48:49,780 --> 01:48:52,324
（我會玩溜溜球！光站光跳不夠看）

1922
01:48:53,408 --> 01:48:55,244
（成長型思佩，她很萌很嫩）

1923
01:48:55,327 --> 01:48:56,995
（可愛小妞）

1924
01:48:57,079 --> 01:48:58,956
（看她變苗條，成為高挑曲線少女）

1925
01:48:59,039 --> 01:49:00,374
（兩種玩法，兩倍樂趣）

1926
01:49:00,457 --> 01:49:02,417
（芭比影片妹
我會錄放影片）

1927
01:49:02,501 --> 01:49:04,711
（打光，開拍！）

1928
01:49:04,795 --> 01:49:07,673
（彩色螢幕會顯示拍下的影像）

1929
01:53:52,124 --> 01:53:54,168
翻譯：陳家倩