1 00:00:00,113 --> 00:00:02,352 I thought we'd be all celebrating and shit. 2 00:00:02,353 --> 00:00:05,712 All the shit we've been through. We're all here, 3 00:00:05,713 --> 00:00:07,192 all alive. 4 00:00:07,193 --> 00:00:08,672 We made it. 5 00:00:08,673 --> 00:00:10,992 I can give you your life back. 6 00:00:10,993 --> 00:00:13,712 There's this guy. He took my power. 7 00:00:13,713 --> 00:00:14,912 You sold your powers? 8 00:00:14,913 --> 00:00:15,952 Yeah, mate. 9 00:00:15,953 --> 00:00:17,832 We were given them for a reason. 10 00:00:17,833 --> 00:00:20,552 Do we have to have the same powers as before? 11 00:00:20,553 --> 00:00:24,512 He said if we've got the money, we can take our pick. 12 00:00:24,513 --> 00:00:25,992 OK, so who's first? 13 00:00:25,993 --> 00:00:29,992 You're all such pussies! I'll do it. 14 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:44,592 Right. I need to speak to the... 15 00:00:44,593 --> 00:00:48,592 cool, mysterious... 16 00:00:48,593 --> 00:00:52,592 power guy. Is he, is he in? 17 00:01:11,073 --> 00:01:14,512 What are you doing? 18 00:01:14,513 --> 00:01:18,512 Get back in here! 19 00:01:29,833 --> 00:01:31,032 Sorry! 20 00:01:31,033 --> 00:01:35,032 Wanker! 21 00:01:50,313 --> 00:01:52,512 What the fuck... 22 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:55,272 do you think you're doing? 23 00:01:55,273 --> 00:01:57,272 Think you can get rid of me? 24 00:01:57,273 --> 00:01:58,352 I'm a part of you. 25 00:01:58,353 --> 00:02:00,912 Cool power guy with the suits, 26 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:02,872 he could've sorted this bullshit out, 27 00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:04,432 but you had to make a big drama! 28 00:02:04,433 --> 00:02:06,952 I won't let you bury me. I'm staying right here. 29 00:02:06,953 --> 00:02:09,272 You're such a whiney little bitch! 30 00:02:09,273 --> 00:02:11,192 You hate me, you hate yourself. 31 00:02:11,193 --> 00:02:14,752 Nobody loves themselves more than I do. I'd fuck myself in a heartbeat. 32 00:02:14,753 --> 00:02:18,752 So we're back to the whole "I'm gay" thing there, aren't we? 33 00:02:19,233 --> 00:02:20,832 Why bring that up? I'm not gay. 34 00:02:20,833 --> 00:02:24,232 Remember that time in PE? In the showers, you got turned on 35 00:02:24,233 --> 00:02:26,432 watching Richard Saunders soap his balls? 36 00:02:26,433 --> 00:02:28,152 Oh, he's pathetic! He's sad. 37 00:02:28,153 --> 00:02:30,712 You thought about it when screwing the fake vagina 38 00:02:30,713 --> 00:02:34,712 you made out of Mum's rubber gloves. 39 00:02:40,473 --> 00:02:41,832 You trying to fuck me? 40 00:02:41,833 --> 00:02:44,072 I'm gonna fucking kill you! 41 00:02:44,073 --> 00:02:45,232 I am you! 42 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:49,232 You're nothing to do with me! 43 00:02:49,633 --> 00:02:53,632 Rudy! 44 00:03:03,833 --> 00:03:07,752 That could've gone horribly wrong, that. 45 00:03:07,753 --> 00:03:11,752 You could have killed us. 46 00:03:13,273 --> 00:03:17,272 Shut up whining. 47 00:03:19,713 --> 00:03:21,832 C'mon. 48 00:03:21,833 --> 00:03:23,112 Get in here. 49 00:03:23,113 --> 00:03:26,192 Whoa! 50 00:06:12,793 --> 00:06:16,272 Argh. 51 00:06:16,273 --> 00:06:18,032 You're not going to ask about me limp? 52 00:06:18,033 --> 00:06:19,752 No. 53 00:06:19,753 --> 00:06:23,152 No, of course not! Cos that would be doing your job. 54 00:06:23,153 --> 00:06:25,752 I'm not sure you're cut out to be a probation worker. 55 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:26,592 Is that right? 56 00:06:26,593 --> 00:06:27,632 Yeah. 57 00:06:27,633 --> 00:06:30,712 If you're finished with the careers advice, 58 00:06:30,713 --> 00:06:34,712 piss off and pick up some litter with the other shitheads. 59 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:41,512 Right. 60 00:06:41,513 --> 00:06:45,512 Before all the accusations, 61 00:06:46,313 --> 00:06:48,472 recriminations start flying around, 62 00:06:48,473 --> 00:06:51,032 before harmony turns to discord, 63 00:06:51,033 --> 00:06:54,952 and everyone starts shouting, jabbing their fingers at each other, 64 00:06:54,953 --> 00:06:57,552 I just want to say for the record, hand on heart, 65 00:06:57,553 --> 00:07:00,592 the other hand on a Bible, 66 00:07:00,593 --> 00:07:03,312 that it wasn't absolutely wasn't me 67 00:07:03,313 --> 00:07:07,312 who left the big floater in the toilet back there. 68 00:07:18,953 --> 00:07:22,952 These are the designs for an intercontinental ballistic missile. 69 00:07:23,353 --> 00:07:24,592 Yeah, mate. 70 00:07:24,593 --> 00:07:26,432 Check out the propulsion system. 71 00:07:26,433 --> 00:07:29,552 It's liquid nitrogen. It's wicked. 72 00:07:29,553 --> 00:07:31,792 Where did you get them? 73 00:07:31,793 --> 00:07:33,232 I drew them. 74 00:07:33,233 --> 00:07:35,632 You? 75 00:07:35,633 --> 00:07:39,072 You honestly expect me to believe that? 76 00:07:39,073 --> 00:07:40,312 You think I nicked them? 77 00:07:40,313 --> 00:07:42,392 I fucking drew them. They're my designs! 78 00:07:42,393 --> 00:07:45,392 Get her out of here. 79 00:07:45,393 --> 00:07:47,792 Take your hand off me, you prick! 80 00:07:47,793 --> 00:07:51,072 I'm a fucking rocket scientist! 81 00:08:27,153 --> 00:08:30,592 These new powers are bullshit. 82 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:33,112 I thought this power would make me dead clever, 83 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,072 but all I know is how to design rockets. 84 00:08:35,073 --> 00:08:36,072 Guess it does what it says on the tin. 85 00:08:36,073 --> 00:08:38,192 Only there's no tin 86 00:08:38,193 --> 00:08:41,832 or instructions. No-one believes someone like me's a rocket scientist. 87 00:08:41,833 --> 00:08:44,512 You don't exactly look like a rocket scientist. 88 00:08:44,513 --> 00:08:46,752 Maybe I should get some glasses, to look dead intelligent. 89 00:08:46,753 --> 00:08:48,872 Yeah, that'll do it. 90 00:08:48,873 --> 00:08:52,392 Simon? 91 00:08:52,393 --> 00:08:56,392 Hey. 92 00:08:58,033 --> 00:08:59,872 Hurry up and put some clothes on. 93 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:03,872 I said we'd go or a drink. 94 00:09:13,953 --> 00:09:16,552 Has anyone heard from Nathan? 95 00:09:16,553 --> 00:09:18,592 He's in Vegas with Marnie and Nathan Jr. 96 00:09:18,593 --> 00:09:20,632 They want us to go over for the weddings. 97 00:09:20,633 --> 00:09:23,552 I'll go, if that prick pays for my flights and my hotel. 98 00:09:23,553 --> 00:09:26,832 He's going to use his power to cheat money out of the casino. 99 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:28,992 You don't need to be able to see the future 100 00:09:28,993 --> 00:09:32,032 to know that's going to end badly. 101 00:09:32,033 --> 00:09:34,232 The baby's really cute, though. 102 00:09:34,233 --> 00:09:37,472 I think she's getting broody, mate. Better knock her up. 103 00:09:37,473 --> 00:09:41,472 Garcon! 104 00:09:43,553 --> 00:09:44,632 Talking to me? 105 00:09:44,633 --> 00:09:47,672 I believe so. It's French. 106 00:09:47,673 --> 00:09:49,392 You're not a fan of the French? 107 00:09:49,393 --> 00:09:50,592 Fair enough. 108 00:09:50,593 --> 00:09:54,592 I don't like the cunts either. Can I have three pints of lager, please? 109 00:09:58,713 --> 00:10:00,592 What's wrong? 110 00:10:00,593 --> 00:10:01,792 Nothing. 111 00:10:01,793 --> 00:10:03,272 I'm knackered. Can we go? 112 00:10:03,273 --> 00:10:05,152 I'll come with you. 113 00:10:05,153 --> 00:10:07,872 Later. 114 00:10:07,873 --> 00:10:09,712 I'm away for a cigarette. 115 00:10:09,713 --> 00:10:11,632 Good for you. 116 00:10:11,633 --> 00:10:14,752 I just want you to know, right, 117 00:10:14,753 --> 00:10:17,872 out of the two of you, I like you the best. 118 00:10:17,873 --> 00:10:19,312 I mean, she's all right. 119 00:10:19,313 --> 00:10:20,912 She's not ugly or anything. 120 00:10:20,913 --> 00:10:22,672 Maybe a six or seven out of ten. 121 00:10:22,673 --> 00:10:25,032 So what am I? 122 00:10:25,033 --> 00:10:27,752 I would never disrespect you like that, or any woman, 123 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:29,432 but if I absolutely had to, 124 00:10:29,433 --> 00:10:31,752 I'd give you a nine. 125 00:10:31,753 --> 00:10:33,192 So, mathematically, 126 00:10:33,193 --> 00:10:37,192 as the two most... attractive members of our Community Service gang, 127 00:10:37,393 --> 00:10:40,312 I believe we are genetically predisposed to copulate. 128 00:10:40,313 --> 00:10:41,992 Any reputable scientist would tell you that, love. 129 00:10:41,993 --> 00:10:45,432 Well, I'm obviously incredibly flattered... 130 00:10:45,433 --> 00:10:47,472 Thank you. 131 00:10:47,473 --> 00:10:50,632 It's just, I don't find you even remotely attractive. 132 00:10:50,633 --> 00:10:51,792 I don't believe you. 133 00:10:51,793 --> 00:10:53,392 Why would I lie? 134 00:10:53,393 --> 00:10:54,512 I don't know. Why would you lie? 135 00:10:54,513 --> 00:10:55,752 I'm not. 136 00:10:55,753 --> 00:10:57,272 Not consciously, 137 00:10:57,273 --> 00:11:01,272 just subconsciously, you're fucking crazy about me. Aren't you? 138 00:11:01,633 --> 00:11:05,632 To be continued. 139 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:10,032 Thank you. 140 00:11:10,273 --> 00:11:12,792 She just totally knocked you back. 141 00:11:12,793 --> 00:11:14,832 She's playing hard to get, mate. 142 00:11:14,833 --> 00:11:17,912 She's out of your league. She's laughing her arse off at you. 143 00:11:17,913 --> 00:11:20,992 You can't go back in there. 144 00:11:20,993 --> 00:11:22,272 You're gonna have to... 145 00:11:22,273 --> 00:11:26,272 Oh, climb through the window! Just go. C'mon. 146 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:29,032 No! You'd love that, wouldn't you? 147 00:11:29,033 --> 00:11:30,232 Why don't I just go home 148 00:11:30,233 --> 00:11:34,232 and spend the rest of the night torturing myself about things I did when I was like 14? 149 00:11:34,673 --> 00:11:36,912 You mean the thing with the neighbour's cat? 150 00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:38,512 No! 151 00:11:38,513 --> 00:11:42,512 We do not talk about that! Right? 152 00:11:42,753 --> 00:11:44,072 Where are you going? 153 00:11:44,073 --> 00:11:46,312 Just fuck the fuck off. 154 00:11:46,313 --> 00:11:47,672 Wait for me outside. 155 00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:51,672 Honestly, you're a miserable prick. 156 00:11:57,553 --> 00:12:01,552 So... 157 00:12:03,193 --> 00:12:06,032 I believe you were just saying how you, uh, 158 00:12:06,033 --> 00:12:08,992 wanted to have sex with me? 159 00:12:08,993 --> 00:12:12,992 What's that all about? 160 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:17,232 Oh! 161 00:12:17,913 --> 00:12:21,472 Oh, no, ta, you're all right. 162 00:12:21,473 --> 00:12:25,192 I'm genetically predisposed to get cancer. 163 00:12:25,193 --> 00:12:26,592 I think I'll pass. 164 00:12:26,593 --> 00:12:28,352 If you don't smoke, why are you out here? 165 00:12:28,353 --> 00:12:30,392 I'm sick of all the wankers in there 166 00:12:30,393 --> 00:12:32,472 acting like they're having a good time. 167 00:12:32,473 --> 00:12:34,992 So how come you're on Community Service? 168 00:12:34,993 --> 00:12:36,512 What've you done? 169 00:12:36,513 --> 00:12:39,792 Oh, c'mon, what's your crime? 170 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:43,112 I was with my boyfriend, and we got stopped by the police. 171 00:12:43,113 --> 00:12:45,512 He put the drugs he was carrying in my bag. 172 00:12:45,513 --> 00:12:47,952 I saw him, but I didn't have time to do anything. 173 00:12:47,953 --> 00:12:49,312 You're kidding. 174 00:12:49,313 --> 00:12:53,072 No-one's ever going to do anything like that to me again. 175 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:57,072 People will shit all over you any chance they get, won't they? 176 00:12:59,393 --> 00:13:01,592 I had you all wrong. 177 00:13:01,593 --> 00:13:02,632 I thought you were a shallow little prick. 178 00:13:02,633 --> 00:13:05,512 No, it's an act. It's a front. 179 00:13:05,513 --> 00:13:09,512 I'm deeply insecure. 180 00:13:11,433 --> 00:13:12,832 Do you want to... 181 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:15,352 go somewhere, just us? 182 00:13:15,353 --> 00:13:19,352 Let's stay here. We're just getting to know each other, aren't we? 183 00:13:20,313 --> 00:13:24,312 We'll talk in there. 184 00:13:25,233 --> 00:13:28,112 Hey. 185 00:13:28,113 --> 00:13:32,112 This was great, wasn't it? 186 00:14:59,033 --> 00:15:00,632 What happened? 187 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:01,752 Ah! 188 00:15:01,753 --> 00:15:03,152 You've... you've bottled me! 189 00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:04,672 What are you talking about? 190 00:15:04,673 --> 00:15:07,032 This man just bottled me! 191 00:15:07,033 --> 00:15:08,512 I didn't do anything to you! 192 00:15:08,513 --> 00:15:09,832 Me face! 193 00:15:09,833 --> 00:15:18,312 Am I still, am I still gorgeous? 194 00:15:21,313 --> 00:15:23,952 His head's cut up. I'm standing with a broken bottle. 195 00:15:23,953 --> 00:15:25,672 I don't remember doing anything. 196 00:15:25,673 --> 00:15:27,712 That is definitely some power shit. 197 00:15:27,713 --> 00:15:29,312 What are we going to do? 198 00:15:29,313 --> 00:15:32,672 We don't have to do anything. Keep our heads down and stay out of it. 199 00:15:32,673 --> 00:15:34,032 Cos that always works. 200 00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:38,032 This is the kind of shit where we need that guy in the mask. 201 00:15:38,193 --> 00:15:40,152 Why do we always get involved? 202 00:15:40,153 --> 00:15:44,152 Can't we do normal stuff that normal people do, like... go for brunch? 203 00:15:45,593 --> 00:15:48,232 What the fuck is brunch? 204 00:16:11,913 --> 00:16:14,312 Would you like a bacon sandwich? 205 00:16:14,313 --> 00:16:18,272 I would like that... very much. 206 00:16:18,273 --> 00:16:22,272 Thank you. 207 00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:26,152 You've just had unprotected anal sex with that girl. 208 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:28,392 I most certainly did. And she loved it. 209 00:16:28,393 --> 00:16:29,592 What if she's got HIV? 210 00:16:29,593 --> 00:16:32,472 Cute girls don't get HIV. 211 00:16:32,473 --> 00:16:35,392 You need to take her to a clinic, get her to have some tests, 212 00:16:35,393 --> 00:16:36,872 get her a full work-up. 213 00:16:36,873 --> 00:16:38,312 Whoa. Whoa, whoa. 214 00:16:38,313 --> 00:16:40,872 Do you know how rare it is to find a girl 215 00:16:40,873 --> 00:16:44,472 who genuinely, honest to God, absolutely loves it up the arse? 216 00:16:44,473 --> 00:16:48,032 Urgh. 217 00:16:48,033 --> 00:16:50,312 Can you smell that? 218 00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:53,152 That's bacon, gently sizzling in the pan there. 219 00:16:53,153 --> 00:16:55,432 Life doesn't get any better than this for me! 220 00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:57,792 It's as close to heaven as I'm gonna get. 221 00:16:57,793 --> 00:17:01,592 If you don't get her to have those tests, I will. 222 00:17:01,593 --> 00:17:05,272 Don't go near her, do you hear me? She doesn't need to see this shit. 223 00:17:05,273 --> 00:17:09,032 I think she does. In fact, I'll go tell her to stick some more bacon on, 224 00:17:09,033 --> 00:17:12,392 cos that's three for breakfast. 225 00:17:12,393 --> 00:17:14,312 You have totally crossed the line! 226 00:17:15,553 --> 00:17:16,752 Rudy? Are you OK? 227 00:17:16,753 --> 00:17:19,832 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just washing shit off me cock. 228 00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:21,712 I'm going to tell her everything. 229 00:17:21,713 --> 00:17:25,712 All your embarrassing little secrets. 230 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:28,032 Who are you talking to? 231 00:17:28,033 --> 00:17:30,552 No-one! Meself. 232 00:17:30,553 --> 00:17:32,032 What're you doing in there? 233 00:17:32,033 --> 00:17:36,032 Nothing. 234 00:17:38,673 --> 00:17:40,152 Rudy! 235 00:17:40,153 --> 00:17:43,672 Just a minute! Just a minute, yeah? 236 00:17:43,673 --> 00:17:45,352 Ow! 237 00:17:45,353 --> 00:17:49,032 Fuck! 238 00:17:49,033 --> 00:17:52,112 What happened? 239 00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:55,832 Funny thing. You know how I said I was washing me cock? 240 00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:59,312 I slipped on the soap and impaled meself on some scissors! 241 00:17:59,313 --> 00:18:02,152 How mad's that shit? 242 00:18:02,153 --> 00:18:06,152 Actually really fucking hurts, like. 243 00:18:09,633 --> 00:18:11,312 So is this like brunch? 244 00:18:11,313 --> 00:18:14,992 Cos it feels like I'm just eating a bacon sandwich? 245 00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:18,992 Hey. That's him. That's the guy who said I bottled him. 246 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,352 What are you smiling at? 247 00:18:22,353 --> 00:18:23,672 A gentleman never tells. 248 00:18:23,673 --> 00:18:26,512 I've just fucked her up the arse! 249 00:18:26,513 --> 00:18:30,272 Everything you said? It was all bullshit! 250 00:18:30,273 --> 00:18:31,312 How could you do that to me? 251 00:18:31,313 --> 00:18:35,312 But I didn't do it to you... I did it to her. 252 00:18:35,313 --> 00:18:39,312 I'm the arse man. King of the world! 253 00:18:40,073 --> 00:18:44,072 What's she done to him? 254 00:18:54,073 --> 00:18:56,232 Are you all right? 255 00:18:56,233 --> 00:18:57,872 You're that crazy barman who bottled me. 256 00:18:57,873 --> 00:18:59,392 I didn't bottle you. 257 00:18:59,393 --> 00:19:00,552 It must have been her. 258 00:19:00,553 --> 00:19:04,552 Why would she do that? 259 00:19:31,313 --> 00:19:35,312 Go! 260 00:19:52,473 --> 00:19:54,752 Sorry, I... 261 00:19:54,753 --> 00:19:58,392 thought you were someone else. 262 00:19:58,393 --> 00:20:01,792 Did you see a guy run down here? 263 00:20:01,793 --> 00:20:05,792 I haven't seen anyone. 264 00:20:18,273 --> 00:20:21,552 Sweet. 265 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:27,472 I've got to stop smoking and doing loads of speed, me. 266 00:20:29,433 --> 00:20:30,352 I thought they had you. 267 00:20:30,353 --> 00:20:34,352 No. I got away. I... 268 00:20:35,073 --> 00:20:36,952 I did my thing. 269 00:20:36,953 --> 00:20:40,952 Ah! If that's some vague reference to all this "power" bullshit, 270 00:20:43,273 --> 00:20:47,272 then don't worry, cos I am cool and the gang with all that. 271 00:20:50,753 --> 00:20:54,752 You're very starey. 272 00:20:58,033 --> 00:20:59,912 Ah, hey! 273 00:20:59,913 --> 00:21:02,512 Whoa, this is cool. 274 00:21:02,513 --> 00:21:06,512 Loving that lift. Look at this lift! 275 00:21:07,753 --> 00:21:11,752 Brilliant. 276 00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:16,272 So this turning into a girl thing, 277 00:21:16,273 --> 00:21:19,152 is it born out of some sort of sexual confusion? 278 00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:22,352 There ain't no sexual confusion. 279 00:21:22,353 --> 00:21:23,512 If you say so. 280 00:21:23,513 --> 00:21:25,872 They all got their powers before me! It was all they had left. 281 00:21:25,873 --> 00:21:29,192 He's a bit touchy, ain't he? 282 00:21:29,193 --> 00:21:31,912 So this girl he turns into... 283 00:21:31,913 --> 00:21:34,472 Would you? 284 00:21:34,473 --> 00:21:35,832 You know? 285 00:21:35,833 --> 00:21:37,392 Would you... fuck her? 286 00:21:37,393 --> 00:21:38,952 We've never seen her. 287 00:21:38,953 --> 00:21:40,712 Oh. 288 00:21:40,713 --> 00:21:43,312 Oh. 289 00:21:43,313 --> 00:21:45,112 I've always wanted me own vagina. 290 00:21:45,113 --> 00:21:48,432 Not to keep. Cos I've heard they require a lot of maintenance. 291 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:50,912 Upkeep, like cleaning, polishing, 292 00:21:50,913 --> 00:21:54,912 things like that. 293 00:22:07,113 --> 00:22:11,112 Oh, it's... it's you. 294 00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:17,032 Do you two know each other? 295 00:22:17,033 --> 00:22:21,032 We went to the same college. 296 00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,992 This has been brilliant... ain't it? 297 00:22:26,993 --> 00:22:30,392 Ah, I really have to go, I've got things... got to do stuff and that. 298 00:22:30,393 --> 00:22:33,272 You all right, mate? 299 00:22:33,273 --> 00:22:35,392 How does this fucking lift work? 300 00:22:35,393 --> 00:22:37,752 Who has a lift in their flat, man? 301 00:22:37,753 --> 00:22:39,712 Come on! Piece of shit! 302 00:22:39,713 --> 00:22:43,352 Fuck! 303 00:22:43,353 --> 00:22:47,352 Nice one. 304 00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:50,112 Why's he here? 305 00:22:50,113 --> 00:22:52,072 What's going on? 306 00:22:52,073 --> 00:22:53,912 We were brunching. 307 00:22:53,913 --> 00:22:57,912 And then it just kicked off. 308 00:23:25,673 --> 00:23:29,672 It's her. 309 00:23:40,993 --> 00:23:43,512 Look at it. 310 00:23:43,513 --> 00:23:47,512 Look at it! 311 00:23:53,593 --> 00:24:01,312 What are we going to do? 312 00:24:04,313 --> 00:24:07,752 Every power known to mankind seems to be floating out there somewhere. 313 00:24:07,753 --> 00:24:09,752 Someone must have it! 314 00:24:09,753 --> 00:24:13,752 I don't care how long it takes, you keep looking until you find it. 315 00:24:24,033 --> 00:24:25,432 And what can I do for you? 316 00:24:25,433 --> 00:24:27,392 There's this girl on the estate. 317 00:24:27,393 --> 00:24:30,152 She used a power to make it look like we trashed a car. 318 00:24:30,153 --> 00:24:31,152 The police are after us. 319 00:24:31,153 --> 00:24:33,952 And you're telling me because...? 320 00:24:33,953 --> 00:24:37,072 I thought you could do something. Take her power or something. 321 00:24:37,073 --> 00:24:38,312 Oh, did you? 322 00:24:38,313 --> 00:24:41,112 I'll just find my cape and tights and get on it. 323 00:24:41,113 --> 00:24:43,472 You think this is funny? D'you see me laughing? 324 00:24:43,473 --> 00:24:45,112 I've never seen you smile. 325 00:24:45,113 --> 00:24:48,552 You always sit there with a massive shit-eating grin on your face. 326 00:24:48,553 --> 00:24:52,552 Mister Fucking Happy! 327 00:24:54,073 --> 00:24:58,072 Look, are you going to do something about this girl or not? 328 00:24:59,353 --> 00:25:01,592 I really don't see that happening. 329 00:25:01,593 --> 00:25:03,992 You don't give a shit about anyone, do you? 330 00:25:03,993 --> 00:25:07,992 I give a shit about me. 331 00:25:08,433 --> 00:25:10,632 And just so you know, this new power? 332 00:25:10,633 --> 00:25:11,832 It's rubbish. 333 00:25:11,833 --> 00:25:13,352 But you're a rocket scientist. 334 00:25:13,353 --> 00:25:17,232 Yeah, and you're a dick! 335 00:25:17,233 --> 00:25:18,472 Come by any time. 336 00:25:31,873 --> 00:25:35,872 Little bastards. 337 00:25:39,273 --> 00:25:42,752 Which one of you fuckers took the dog? 338 00:25:42,753 --> 00:25:43,992 What dog? Was there even a dog? 339 00:25:43,993 --> 00:25:46,312 The charity box, for the blind? 340 00:25:46,313 --> 00:25:49,552 The Labrador, Retriever, whatever the fuck it was. Who nicked it? 341 00:25:49,553 --> 00:25:52,032 What? I don't know nothing about no dog, man. 342 00:25:52,033 --> 00:25:56,032 Was there a dog? Where is there a dog? 343 00:25:56,553 --> 00:25:59,792 Who took it? 344 00:25:59,793 --> 00:26:01,672 Right. 345 00:26:01,673 --> 00:26:03,312 I really hate to be a grass, 346 00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:06,472 but I did see that strangely intense girl 347 00:26:06,473 --> 00:26:09,912 with slightly inadequate breasts - she was carrying something heavy 348 00:26:09,913 --> 00:26:12,512 and dog-shaped over to her locker before... 349 00:26:12,513 --> 00:26:13,672 Which one? 350 00:26:13,673 --> 00:26:17,672 It's number 43. 351 00:26:19,113 --> 00:26:23,112 Ow. 352 00:26:39,033 --> 00:26:40,352 Hey. 353 00:26:40,353 --> 00:26:44,352 Come here. Mm, come here. 354 00:26:46,033 --> 00:26:49,712 The probation worker's looking for you. 355 00:26:49,713 --> 00:26:50,832 And why's that? 356 00:26:50,833 --> 00:26:53,032 Because he seems to be under the impression 357 00:26:53,033 --> 00:26:55,312 that you've stolen a dog-shaped charity box, 358 00:26:55,313 --> 00:26:57,912 on account of him having found it in your locker. 359 00:26:57,913 --> 00:26:59,312 Mm! 360 00:26:59,313 --> 00:27:02,672 You fuck with me, I'll fuck you right back with a cherry on top. 361 00:27:02,673 --> 00:27:05,272 You have no idea what I can do to you. 362 00:27:05,273 --> 00:27:08,672 You think you can use your little power to fi... 363 00:27:08,673 --> 00:27:09,912 ..ix this. 364 00:27:09,913 --> 00:27:13,272 You're too late, because he's already reported you. 365 00:27:13,273 --> 00:27:16,752 And the cops are already coming. 366 00:27:16,753 --> 00:27:19,032 You're going down, sweet child. Don't mess with the assman! 367 00:27:20,913 --> 00:27:24,352 You! 368 00:27:24,353 --> 00:27:28,352 Office. Now. 369 00:27:32,273 --> 00:27:34,552 Control, this is Charlie-Echo-Two-Three. 370 00:27:34,553 --> 00:27:37,952 We've got the suspect, heading back to station. 15 minutes ETA. 371 00:27:37,953 --> 00:27:41,352 'Charlie-Echo-Two-Three, 15 minutes ETA. Please confirm.' 372 00:27:42,513 --> 00:27:44,072 Yeah, I can confirm... 373 00:27:44,073 --> 00:27:47,632 'Charlie-Echo-Two-Three, can you confirm?' 374 00:27:47,633 --> 00:27:51,632 'Charlie-Echo-Two-Three, repeat, come in.' 375 00:27:52,433 --> 00:27:56,432 'Come in.' 376 00:28:01,033 --> 00:28:03,552 You have to let Alisha know what she did to you, 377 00:28:03,553 --> 00:28:06,952 or you'll never get over it. You have to confront her. 378 00:28:06,953 --> 00:28:10,392 Why d'you need to dig this shit up? It's old news. I'm over it! 379 00:28:10,393 --> 00:28:12,592 You think about her all the time. 380 00:28:12,593 --> 00:28:16,312 No. You think about her. 381 00:28:16,313 --> 00:28:18,352 It's the same thing. 382 00:28:18,353 --> 00:28:21,872 You know what? I think about loads of things. 383 00:28:21,873 --> 00:28:24,352 I think about shagging supermodels. 384 00:28:24,353 --> 00:28:26,352 I think about shagging normal models. 385 00:28:26,353 --> 00:28:29,912 I think about how sad it is that the polar bears are drowning 386 00:28:29,913 --> 00:28:32,432 because all the ice is melting. 387 00:28:32,433 --> 00:28:35,312 That doesn't mean I have to do anything about it, though. 388 00:28:35,313 --> 00:28:36,832 Mm? 389 00:28:36,833 --> 00:28:38,872 Now, c'mon. Get in here. 390 00:28:38,873 --> 00:28:41,952 We have beers to drink, and anuses to violate. 391 00:28:41,953 --> 00:28:45,952 Oh... 392 00:28:56,553 --> 00:28:58,992 Is he fingering her? 393 00:28:58,993 --> 00:29:01,992 I think he might be. 394 00:29:01,993 --> 00:29:05,992 I'll get them in, hm? 395 00:29:15,993 --> 00:29:19,992 That's thirsty work, that. 396 00:29:20,793 --> 00:29:24,232 Same again, please. 397 00:29:24,233 --> 00:29:26,352 So you're with Alisha, aren't you? 398 00:29:26,353 --> 00:29:27,872 That's great, man. 399 00:29:27,873 --> 00:29:31,872 I'm with that beautiful, innocent-looking girl down there. 400 00:29:31,873 --> 00:29:35,232 She absolutely loves it up the arse! 401 00:29:35,233 --> 00:29:38,232 I know! We're all pussying around, aren't we? 402 00:29:38,233 --> 00:29:39,672 "Should I slip it up there?" 403 00:29:39,673 --> 00:29:43,592 "You can't. That's where she makes her toilet." Turns out... 404 00:29:43,593 --> 00:29:45,632 Come here. Turns out... 405 00:29:45,633 --> 00:29:48,032 it's also the way to a woman's heart. 406 00:29:48,033 --> 00:29:50,632 You stick anything up my arse, I'll break your face. 407 00:29:50,633 --> 00:29:53,752 It's just the posh ones. Just the posh ones. Listen... 408 00:29:53,753 --> 00:29:57,032 Just so you know, don't worry about that girl who screwed with us, 409 00:29:57,033 --> 00:30:01,032 cos your uncle Rudy is all over it like a motherfuckeeeerrrrr! 410 00:30:04,193 --> 00:30:05,432 Oh! 411 00:30:05,433 --> 00:30:07,192 Argh! 412 00:30:07,193 --> 00:30:08,472 Rudy? 413 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:09,992 Is he having a fit or something? 414 00:30:09,993 --> 00:30:12,352 I'm fine. Nothing to see here. 415 00:30:12,353 --> 00:30:14,112 Oh... Hurgh! 416 00:30:16,473 --> 00:30:18,472 Ohh... 417 00:30:18,473 --> 00:30:20,272 Right, just so you know, 418 00:30:20,273 --> 00:30:22,912 this doesn't change how I feel about you, 419 00:30:22,913 --> 00:30:24,032 or the thing with the thing... 420 00:30:24,033 --> 00:30:25,952 Um, what the fuck is going on? 421 00:30:25,953 --> 00:30:28,592 I can't believe there's two of you! 422 00:30:28,593 --> 00:30:31,192 It's like he came out of inside of you! 423 00:30:31,193 --> 00:30:33,232 What? 424 00:30:33,233 --> 00:30:34,472 You know what you did. 425 00:30:34,473 --> 00:30:36,352 What did she do? 426 00:30:36,353 --> 00:30:38,312 Let's just go. Come on! Let's go. Wagons, roll! 427 00:30:38,313 --> 00:30:40,392 We had sex together. 428 00:30:40,393 --> 00:30:41,752 You had sex with her? 429 00:30:41,753 --> 00:30:45,752 Not recently. I don't even remember it. So many fannies, right? 430 00:30:45,873 --> 00:30:47,832 Big ones. Small ones. Hairy ones. 431 00:30:47,833 --> 00:30:51,472 Floppy, great, big, flappy fannies... 432 00:30:51,473 --> 00:30:54,112 We were at a party. 433 00:30:54,113 --> 00:30:56,752 I'd fancied you for two years. 434 00:30:56,753 --> 00:31:00,752 She took my virginity. It was the happiest moment of my life. 435 00:31:00,793 --> 00:31:03,952 For me, it was getting a handjob on the Vortex at Thorpe Park. 436 00:31:03,953 --> 00:31:05,932 Can we just go? 437 00:31:05,993 --> 00:31:08,752 I told all my friends I was seeing you, you know. 438 00:31:08,753 --> 00:31:11,992 The next day, you looked right through me. 439 00:31:11,993 --> 00:31:15,192 I loved you, and you wouldn't even look at me. 440 00:31:15,193 --> 00:31:16,952 This is piss under the bridge. 441 00:31:16,953 --> 00:31:19,032 I had to watch you going with all them other boys. 442 00:31:19,033 --> 00:31:21,312 Why are you doing this? 443 00:31:21,313 --> 00:31:23,152 It's drugs. He's on drugs. 444 00:31:23,153 --> 00:31:26,232 Do you know what they used to call you? 445 00:31:26,233 --> 00:31:27,872 The Co... The Cockmonster. 446 00:31:27,873 --> 00:31:29,592 Just leave it, yeah? Just fuck off. 447 00:31:29,593 --> 00:31:31,872 Why did they call you The Cockmonster? 448 00:31:31,873 --> 00:31:33,152 You have to ask? 449 00:31:33,153 --> 00:31:34,472 I tried to kill myself! 450 00:31:34,473 --> 00:31:36,792 Oi! You shut your fucking mouth! 451 00:31:36,793 --> 00:31:38,352 I wanted to die because of you. 452 00:31:38,353 --> 00:31:39,712 Ohh... 453 00:31:39,713 --> 00:31:43,712 It's not my fault you're so messed up that you tried to kill yourself. 454 00:31:44,993 --> 00:31:48,392 Fuck you, and your sad little fantasies! This is bullshit! 455 00:31:48,393 --> 00:31:52,392 You're denying it happened... you're doing it again. 456 00:31:59,673 --> 00:32:05,072 Last orders. 457 00:32:22,153 --> 00:32:23,912 I'm not that person any more. 458 00:32:23,913 --> 00:32:26,432 I know. 459 00:32:26,433 --> 00:32:28,312 I never wanted you to hear those things about me... 460 00:32:28,313 --> 00:32:30,392 It doesn't matter... 461 00:32:30,393 --> 00:32:32,432 It doesn't matter that your girlfriend 462 00:32:32,433 --> 00:32:36,432 used to be called "the cock-monster"? 463 00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:40,912 We've all got a past. I've got two pasts. 464 00:32:42,953 --> 00:32:46,952 All that matters is us, here... now. 465 00:32:55,193 --> 00:32:59,192 Do you know what they used to call me at school...? 466 00:33:01,873 --> 00:33:05,552 The pussy meister. 467 00:33:05,553 --> 00:33:06,752 Shut up! 468 00:33:06,753 --> 00:33:10,472 I was getting so much pussy, I didn't know what to do with it. 469 00:33:10,473 --> 00:33:13,592 Just loads of pussy, everywhere... 470 00:33:13,593 --> 00:33:17,592 Will you stop saying "pussy"?! 471 00:33:53,073 --> 00:33:56,152 How have you got in here...? 472 00:33:56,153 --> 00:33:57,312 Broke a window. 473 00:34:01,153 --> 00:34:05,152 D'you know, this isn't working out for either of us. 474 00:34:07,033 --> 00:34:10,592 I think we should stay split. 475 00:34:10,593 --> 00:34:12,712 Per-Permanently...? 476 00:34:12,713 --> 00:34:15,032 Why not? You've had your moment in the sun. 477 00:34:15,033 --> 00:34:19,032 You've got it all off your chest. Consider me humiliated. 478 00:34:22,113 --> 00:34:26,032 You're your own man now. We can go our separate ways. Separate lives. 479 00:34:26,033 --> 00:34:30,032 We don't need to see each other ever again. What d'you say? 480 00:34:33,233 --> 00:34:34,912 You could move to Wales, 481 00:34:34,913 --> 00:34:37,152 I've no fucking intention of going there! 482 00:34:37,153 --> 00:34:39,832 So you can walk around like you're happy all the time? 483 00:34:39,833 --> 00:34:41,192 It works for me. 484 00:34:41,193 --> 00:34:44,912 I don't need you turning up every time I feel down, 485 00:34:44,913 --> 00:34:47,592 reminding me of everything that makes me feel shit about myself. 486 00:34:47,593 --> 00:34:49,672 But it's a part of who you are... 487 00:34:49,673 --> 00:34:53,672 No. It's a part of who you are. All this fighting, arguing. 488 00:34:54,313 --> 00:34:57,632 Nobody wants to get stabbed in the shoulder with a pair of scissors. 489 00:34:57,633 --> 00:35:01,632 It's not cool, and it hurts. 490 00:35:02,593 --> 00:35:06,592 C'mon, man. Let's just stay split. 491 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:19,112 I'm going to take your moody silence as a "yes". 492 00:35:19,153 --> 00:35:23,152 Try not to break another window on your way out. 493 00:36:46,833 --> 00:36:47,912 Jesus! 494 00:36:47,913 --> 00:36:51,472 I thought you were at the police station...? 495 00:36:51,473 --> 00:36:52,792 The police are going to have 496 00:36:52,793 --> 00:36:56,792 a lot more important things to do than look for me. 497 00:37:34,233 --> 00:37:38,232 Oh, Jesus. 498 00:37:39,193 --> 00:37:43,192 It wasn't me... 499 00:37:46,553 --> 00:37:49,352 What did you do...? 500 00:37:49,353 --> 00:37:53,352 I didn't do anything. 501 00:38:31,793 --> 00:38:32,872 Oh! 502 00:38:32,873 --> 00:38:36,872 Jesus! Shit! 503 00:38:39,073 --> 00:38:40,312 Well, this isn't good, is it? 504 00:38:40,313 --> 00:38:42,632 Why's she doing this? 505 00:38:42,633 --> 00:38:44,912 I honestly have no idea. 506 00:38:44,913 --> 00:38:47,232 I'll find out where she is. 507 00:38:47,233 --> 00:38:50,072 Oh, brilliant. We'll just untie your hands, slip off the noose, 508 00:38:50,073 --> 00:38:51,152 and away you go. 509 00:38:51,153 --> 00:38:54,912 No... my power! I can put myself in other people's shoes. 510 00:38:54,913 --> 00:38:56,712 See what they see through their eyes. 511 00:38:56,713 --> 00:38:59,112 Do you have to be wearing their shoes? 512 00:38:59,113 --> 00:39:03,112 No. Right. That'd be ridiculous, wouldn't it? 513 00:39:13,633 --> 00:39:14,592 She's writing our suicide notes! 514 00:39:14,593 --> 00:39:18,592 Fuck... 515 00:39:21,833 --> 00:39:23,552 You don't have to do this! 516 00:39:23,553 --> 00:39:26,632 Well, someone's going to get blamed for stabbing Charlie. 517 00:39:26,633 --> 00:39:28,632 And it's not going to be me. 518 00:39:28,633 --> 00:39:32,512 What if we promise not to tell anyone...? 519 00:39:32,513 --> 00:39:35,792 But... if this is suicide, 520 00:39:35,793 --> 00:39:39,512 how d'you explain our hands being tied behind our backs? 521 00:39:39,513 --> 00:39:41,992 I'll untie them when you're dead. 522 00:39:41,993 --> 00:39:44,752 Hm. I'm glad you've thought of everything. 523 00:39:44,753 --> 00:39:48,752 Or should I say, nearly everything? 524 00:39:49,273 --> 00:39:50,672 No, you're bluffing. 525 00:39:50,673 --> 00:39:51,832 Am I? 526 00:39:51,833 --> 00:39:53,192 Yeah! 527 00:39:53,193 --> 00:39:55,272 I really wouldn't do that if I were you. It's up to you. 528 00:39:55,273 --> 00:39:57,952 Ooh, the irony. 529 00:39:57,953 --> 00:40:00,792 You're gonna kick yourself. 530 00:40:00,793 --> 00:40:02,672 What the fuck are you talking about? 531 00:40:02,673 --> 00:40:03,792 It's hilarious. It's too funny. 532 00:40:03,793 --> 00:40:06,912 What is it? 533 00:40:06,913 --> 00:40:07,952 Tell me! 534 00:40:07,953 --> 00:40:11,952 All right. It's this... 535 00:40:16,953 --> 00:40:18,712 Rudy! 536 00:40:18,713 --> 00:40:19,832 Wrap your legs round me. 537 00:40:19,833 --> 00:40:23,192 I'll take your weight! Wrap your legs around me! Come on! 538 00:40:23,193 --> 00:40:25,432 I didn't mean to kill her! 539 00:40:25,433 --> 00:40:26,632 You can't hold us... 540 00:40:26,633 --> 00:40:29,672 Just hold on. 541 00:40:29,673 --> 00:40:31,792 No point in us both dying. 542 00:40:31,793 --> 00:40:34,072 Just hold on! 543 00:40:34,073 --> 00:40:35,552 You broke my heart... 544 00:40:35,553 --> 00:40:37,112 I know. 545 00:40:37,113 --> 00:40:39,512 I lied. 546 00:40:39,513 --> 00:40:42,192 I do remember you. 547 00:40:42,193 --> 00:40:45,592 I was a bitch. I didn't care who I hurt, but I've changed. 548 00:40:45,593 --> 00:40:49,512 I'm not that person any more! 549 00:40:49,513 --> 00:40:52,872 I hate myself for what I did to you. 550 00:40:52,873 --> 00:40:53,992 I'm sorry. 551 00:40:53,993 --> 00:40:57,352 That's good enough. 552 00:40:57,353 --> 00:40:59,872 No! Rudy! 553 00:40:59,873 --> 00:41:02,832 Rudy! Help! 554 00:41:02,833 --> 00:41:04,792 Somebody help us...! 555 00:41:34,193 --> 00:41:38,192 I thought you'd gone to Wales? 556 00:41:45,353 --> 00:41:48,752 I've got to tell you, guys... I'm kind of freaking out here, 557 00:41:48,753 --> 00:41:52,072 all this killing and burying and dying. 558 00:41:52,073 --> 00:41:54,432 Just, I'm outside my comfort zone. 559 00:41:54,433 --> 00:41:58,432 If it makes you feel any better, we've done a couple of people too. 560 00:41:59,513 --> 00:42:01,552 Shit just happened. 561 00:42:01,553 --> 00:42:05,032 You bury 'em, just get on with your life. 562 00:42:05,033 --> 00:42:09,032 I just... keep seeing this image of her cute little face, 563 00:42:10,153 --> 00:42:14,152 she's biting down on the mattress, there. 564 00:42:14,873 --> 00:42:18,872 She absolutely loved it up the arse. 565 00:42:18,873 --> 00:42:22,872 God rest her beautiful soul. 566 00:42:23,073 --> 00:42:27,072 Amen. 567 00:42:39,953 --> 00:42:43,712 Well, that could've gone a lot worse, you know? 568 00:42:43,713 --> 00:42:46,392 For me. 569 00:42:46,393 --> 00:42:47,672 A new day tomorrow. 570 00:42:47,673 --> 00:42:50,032 Who knows what it holds for all of us. 571 00:42:52,113 --> 00:42:53,152 Shit... 572 00:42:53,153 --> 00:42:54,032 Just stay cool. 573 00:42:54,033 --> 00:42:56,952 Don't get upset, but this isn't exactly my car. 574 00:42:56,953 --> 00:42:57,672 Whose car is it? 575 00:42:57,673 --> 00:42:59,072 Nicked it off a man with a perm. 576 00:42:59,073 --> 00:43:02,152 A man, with a perm. What's that about? 577 00:43:02,153 --> 00:43:05,352 We can't get caught in no nicked car. We're all on probation. 578 00:43:05,353 --> 00:43:09,352 Maybe they'll let you off with a warning, love. 579 00:43:11,193 --> 00:43:12,712 Honestly, guys... 580 00:43:12,713 --> 00:43:16,192 I thought they'd let you off with a warning. 581 00:43:25,593 --> 00:43:29,472 That didn't take you long, did it? Congratulations. 582 00:43:29,473 --> 00:43:31,992 You haven't changed. 583 00:43:31,993 --> 00:43:35,992 That's where you're wrong, because I've found a new dedication 584 00:43:36,513 --> 00:43:40,512 to ensuring your complete and total rehabilitation. 585 00:43:42,833 --> 00:43:45,792 I'll get started, right after I've watched Homes Under the Hammer. 586 00:43:45,793 --> 00:43:49,792 Ooh! Can we watch that with you? 587 00:43:49,873 --> 00:43:53,472 You lot can piss off and do some work. 588 00:43:53,473 --> 00:43:57,472 Chop chop. 589 00:44:28,113 --> 00:44:29,112 What you doing? 590 00:44:29,113 --> 00:44:31,032 Designing a new propulsion system. 591 00:44:31,033 --> 00:44:32,032 Why? 592 00:44:32,033 --> 00:44:34,792 Because I'm a fucking rocket scientist. 593 00:44:34,793 --> 00:44:37,992 Ah, are we doing catchphrases? 594 00:44:37,993 --> 00:44:41,992 Maybe we could all have one. Mine could be, "Now you see me, 595 00:44:42,113 --> 00:44:43,712 "Now you see two of me". 596 00:44:43,713 --> 00:44:45,192 Why do we need catchphrases? 597 00:44:45,193 --> 00:44:49,192 You know... for when shit goes down, man. 598 00:44:50,113 --> 00:44:53,272 C'mon. D'you really think we're going to spend the next seven weeks 599 00:44:53,273 --> 00:44:55,032 ambling around, picking up litter? 600 00:44:55,033 --> 00:44:56,032 He's got a point. 601 00:44:56,033 --> 00:44:58,832 Maybe it'll be different this time. 602 00:44:58,833 --> 00:45:01,472 Maybe there won't be any shit going down. 603 00:45:01,473 --> 00:45:04,272 Oh, trust me. There'll be shit. 604 00:45:04,273 --> 00:45:08,272 It's in the air. 605 00:45:08,473 --> 00:45:12,472 I can smell it. 606 00:45:25,113 --> 00:45:27,152 So do you want to tell me what's going on? 607 00:45:27,153 --> 00:45:29,872 Why are we following him? Oh, my God. 608 00:45:29,873 --> 00:45:31,232 You fancy him! 609 00:45:31,233 --> 00:45:33,672 You're Curtis Donovan, aren't you? 610 00:45:33,673 --> 00:45:34,592 So what is there to do round here? 611 00:45:34,593 --> 00:45:35,832 Have you just had a shag? 612 00:45:35,833 --> 00:45:37,072 Something like that. 613 00:45:37,073 --> 00:45:38,872 Who's the lucky girl? 614 00:45:38,873 --> 00:45:40,192 You don't know her. 615 00:45:40,193 --> 00:45:42,232 This was the worst sex I have ever had. 616 00:45:42,233 --> 00:45:45,192 When we were together, was I...? 617 00:45:45,193 --> 00:45:46,712 What? Was I shit? 618 00:45:46,713 --> 00:45:49,272 What are you doing? That's Curtis's locker. 619 00:45:49,273 --> 00:45:51,392 It's me, Curtis. 620 00:45:51,393 --> 00:45:53,255 This is how I look when I'm a girl. 621 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:58,580 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd, MemoryOnSmells