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(Bailey)Hey, Simon, we see
you got your fruit delivery.
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(Allan) Yeah, fruits for the fruit.
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Really good one, Allan.
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(Allan) 'Cause you're a queer fruit.
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Hey, we were wondering what
kind of fruit you were.
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(Allan) Are
you a cumquat?
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Cumquat.
Ha ha ha!
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(Bailey) Get it?
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Got it.
Sort of.
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(Allan) Or maybe a bumpkin.
A gay bum.
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Those are all really good, maybe
you wanna write them down.
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Hey, are you coming onto me?
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(Simon) What?
No!
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Why not? Allan's a good-looking guy.
Do you wanna fruit him?
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Uh, no!
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Why not?
If I was gay, I'd wanna fruit me.
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If I was a girl.
Come on.
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Just throw him in the closet.
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(Bailey) Time to go
in the closet, buddy!
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(jocks laugh)
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THUD!
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"Planto...men...
in schola ...hilaris".
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You're already reading the
magic words, aren'tcha?
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Sort of.
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Can you hand me my blood mop then?
I'm gonna need it later.
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(Jimmy) The one right
there, and the bucket.
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SUBSFREAK © Adriano_CSI
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What have you
learned from observing the boy?
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(Atticus) Well, I've learned that he
masturbates, pretty much constantly.
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Anytime he thinks no
one's looking, it is on.
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All right. His daily routine
includes, smoking cannabis
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with his one-armed friend,
following that angry girl around.
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The aforementioned masturbatory
marathons and just the other day
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he saved the school from
a pair of rabid zombies.
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(hooded man) Whenever the book
strikes, this Todd seems to be near.
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(hooded man) He must be the one.
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Uh, no trust me guys, Todd Smith is...
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Silence!
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Atticus, you must find out
if the boy bears the mark.
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What mark?
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The mark on his penis.
Everyone knows that.
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Sure. There's nothing illegal
about a guidance counselor
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asking to see a teenage boy's penis.
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Excellent.
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No, I was... I was being sarcastic.
It's totally illegal...
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Silence!
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Be gone.
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(Atticus) Okay, I'll be gone-ing...
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(Crystal) Last night he said
he couldn't live without me,
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and today he said he could.
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James wouldn't even touch
me in his car thimmorning.
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I even offered to let him put his
you know what in my you know where.
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(Jasmine) You won't believe this...
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The football team doesn't
want their morning BJ's.
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What the heck is going on around here?
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What we know!
It's called the Book Of Pure Evil.
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It's evil.
Pure evil actually.
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(Hannah) It makes bad things happen,
which seem like good things at first.
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Oh, oh! But then they
turn really, really bad.
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Very good, Todd.
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(Hannah) What we don't know!
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(Hannah) Where it is? What it is?
What it does? How to stop it?
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(Hannah) Is it alive?
Who knows about it?
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And is it magic or science?
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Oh, and we don't know what
happened to Jenny's Dad
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Do you know your eyes flash
when you think hard?
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What?
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(Curtis) They flash.
It's kinda beautiful.
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What are you talking about?
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Flash. Flash.
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It's mesmerizin
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Okay, new weirdness.
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Every guy in school just dumped his
girlfriend this morning. Every single one.
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Maybe they all woke up
this morning and realized
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their girlfriends were
a bunch of skanks.
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Ha, yeah.
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Oh what? hehen I say it it's like
offensive, but when you say it...
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You are so pitiful.
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But don't his eyes flash
when he's being pitiful?
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Look, it's like a little bit of green
lightning reflected in a still pond.
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Dude, will you stop acting so...
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Gay! I have a theory.
Based on what Jenny just said,
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and the bizarre display
I'm witnessing right now,
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I think that every boy in
the school is now gay.
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Baloney!
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It fits.
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(Todd) No, I am not gay.
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?
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I feel nothing.
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Nothing.
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Yup!
He's gay all right
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(dance music plays)
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Umtthis is really tough
for me to talk about.
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Yup, you woke up this morning and
you don't like girls anymore.
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Okay, there you go.
You're a gay now.
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Go do your gay things.
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(dance music plays)
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(dance music plays)
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(dance music plays)
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(Atticus) Is
Todd Smith out there?
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(Atticus) I
see you, Todd!
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Hey, buddy.
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Hey, I wanna see your penis.
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You wanna see my what?
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You know.
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I don't.
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We both know what I'm talking about.
Show it to me.
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No way.
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Mr. Smith, don't make
me strip search you.
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What?
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I'm allowed.
As a school official,
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I'm allowed to conduct a range of...
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Strip search techniques.
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Did you just say strip search?
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I'm allowed.
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No, you're not?
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Well done.
Well done, Todd.
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(Atticus) Of course I'm not
allowed to strip search you,
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and if you had allowed me,
you would have failed
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the inappropriate behaviour test.
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Okay, next. You passed.
Go. Shoo, shoo.
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I'm ready for my next
inappropriate behaviour testee.
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Stop looking at my hatch.
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Then stop waving it in my face.
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(Todd) I'm not gay.
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It's okay, you're not alone.
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You don't understand, I dream
about Jenny every night.
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What am I gonna do now?
Dream about going shopping with her?
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My whole identity is based on
trying to get in her pants.
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Maybe you should accept that there's
other pants in the sea, Todd.
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This issn't fair.
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Hello, Todd.
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What are you doing in here?
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Well, I work here, and I
can go wherever I want
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and I certainly don't answer to you.
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You're in the boys change-room,
a y you brought a camera.
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I don't see where
you're going with ts.
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You're a- no offense- creepy older
guy, in the boy's change-room,
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where we change, and
you brought a camera.
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Oh, I'm... I'm taking pictures.
For the yearbook.
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(Curtis) In the boy's change-room.
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Where we change.
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Oh, right.
I see your point.
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I'm, oh, okay, well I'll just
take a couple of pictures
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of you guys in the shower
before I go, and...
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What the heck...
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You know what dude,
let's shower later.
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?
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Hey, Simon, I'm just gonna
get straight to the point.
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Straight to it.
Get it?
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(Allan) We're gonna get straight
to the point with you, the straight guy.
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(Simon) This is not what I asked for.
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(Bailey) No, seouously.
And the girls here, we just stoped d by
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(Bailey) to see how the school's
token breeder was doing.
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(Simon) Just get away from me!
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Uh oh, looks like we got
ourselves a homophobe here!
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We've got ways of dealing
with homophobes around here.
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(Jenny) Hey!
Guys!
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Uh, if you think this
guy's a homophobe,
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(Jenny) there's some guys
out in the parking lot,
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straight guys, anand theye
e calling everyone fags.
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Gay fags.
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(screams)
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Don't even think about running, straight boy!
We'lbebe back!
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(jock) I'll show you
raraditional familyalalues!
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(Brody) They'll get trered soon.
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Mmon, did you find a bk? k?
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I wanted emem to knww
what it's like to be gay.
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JeJenny) Yes, but was
there a book involved?
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It's all f fault.
Thiss s all mfafault.
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(Wanda) You're
dedead man, Simon!
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When I tell ererybyy who's behind
this, don't even think about running!
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Hahat was tht t about?
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I'd say it's time to
think about running.
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What kind of a name
is book of pure evil?
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(Todd) We didn't name it.
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Who did?
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I just wanted all the boys in school
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to feel what it's like to be me.
Gay.
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But I did not know it was
gonna make me straight.
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I like being gay, I'm good at it.
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(Todd) I suck at it.
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(Curtis) Suck at it, good one.
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(Curtis) It would be hilarious
if you said burn me, right now.
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Who are you people?
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We fight evil.
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With mixed results.
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Ugh, we better get to that meeting.
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Some of the dumb girls called a meeting.
We're gonna check it out.
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You go see if the book's
in Simon's locker.
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Jenny, even though they
don't turn me on anymore,
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I still really like your...
frie nds.
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You know, as friends.
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Stay gay, Todd, stay gay.
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Whoa... I'd like to break
me off a piece of that.
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I don't know how, and
I don't know why,
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(Wanda) but I do know this is
all the straight guy's fault.
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Simon, he's gotta pay
for what he's done.
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(Hannah) Yeah, that
guy's goin' down!
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YEAH!
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I'm infiltrating.
Controlling the situation.
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Let's nail this sucker!
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(cheers)
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He's a real jerk, we
should send him a message!
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What kind of message?
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(Hannah) Oh, a serious one.
I was thinking we should egg his locker.
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I think we need to think of
something a little more nasty.
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00:12:34,215 --> 00:12:36,216
Yeah!
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00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:41,221
How 'bout this?
We find Simon, we pin him down.
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And then, I take a marker,
a perman ent marker
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and I write jerk on his forehead.
That will show him!
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Why don't we just kill him?
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Yeah!
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00:13:00,140 --> 00:13:02,073
Yes!
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Kill Simon!
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(girls cheer)
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00:13:06,145 --> 00:13:08,113
(Hannah) I... I think marker...
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Hell hath no fury like a
hundred skanks scorned.
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See, right where I left it.
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Hm, I can't believe it's still there.
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(Curtis) Todd?
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(Wanda) We're going
to get you, Simon!
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(Jasmine) You are
so dead, Simon!
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(Todd) Shoot!
Come on!
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Simon!
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(Todd) This way!
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(Todd) We found the
book, but it flew away!
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Stupid flying book!
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(jock) There they are!
Go!
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Go, go go go go go!
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(Jenny) What did you do?
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We found Simon!
We made him pay!
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(Curtis) That's not Simon.
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(Todd) That is.
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Kill Simon!
Kill Simon!
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(girls yell)
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(metal music plays)
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(mob yells)
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(Todd) We'll hide in the boiler room!
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(metal music plays)
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(metal music plays)
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Hey, guys, what's goin' on?
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We're being chased by a gay mob, every
guy in the school has turned gay.
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(Curtis) It's gay day!
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00:15:03,954 --> 00:15:05,888
Well, that explains this then.
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Uh, I think it's only
affecting the students.
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Forget you ever saw this.
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KILL SIMON!
KILL SIMON!
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We need to get outta here!
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Well, maybe they won't look down here.
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Maybe they're in there!
Let's go boys!
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(Hannah) It won't
hold them for long!
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AHHHHHH!
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I need to hear a plan.
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Wait this whole thing is
because of Simon, right?
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Maybe if we get Simon to go back to being gay,
everyone else will go back to being straight.
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Right, we brake the spell.
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Okay, how do we make somebody gay?
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Hey, Simon, do you remember
the good old days?
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When you were gay.
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I do, but it just makes
me feel really weird now.
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No no, it's not weird, it's natural.
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Everybody's doing it.
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Push! Get the breeder!
Get out, straight boy!
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Remember the first time you, uh...
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Did gay stuff.
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Yeah!
It was great, wasn't it?
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(Curtis) Being gay, doing
gay stuff with other gay guys.
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In gay places!
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Boink.
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(Todd) What the...
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I was gay touching you.
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Oh, right, and it felt great.
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(Jenny) Yeah, that's real sexy, guys.
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Simon, can I tell you a secret?
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Sure.
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Todd said he thought
you were really cute.
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Dude, that was private!
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He said your lips were
like two pillows.
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Push me!
Push!
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Push, push, push!
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This isn't working.
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Okay, plan B.
One of us has to kiss him.
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I'm not gonna kiss a guy
who thinks I'm gross.
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Fine then.
I'll do it.
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You stole my boyfriend, you jerk!
We want them back!
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(Simon) Are you wearing lip gloss?
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You like?
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Bring in the mascot!
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THUD-THUD-THUD!
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(mascot) Leave me alone!
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I could use some help over here.
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Okay, but this isn't because
of your beautiful skin,
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I'm doing this to save our lives.
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Somebody help!!!
Help!
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This... this is making
me more straight.
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They're getting in!
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It's time to take a stand!
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Gay or straight, discrimination
has to be stopped.
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Simon...
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Don't do it, Simon, you're
only gonna make things worse.
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I wanna burn him!
I wanna burn him!
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Maybe he'll make things better.
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?
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Hey!
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I'm Simon and
I'm straight.
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And I'm not afraid to be who I am.
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Straight or gay, we all have the right
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to walk down the halls of Crowley High
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free of persecution and harassment.
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If we could only look
past our differences,
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to see what we have in common,
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we can work together to make
our school a better place.
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Look I'm sure each and
everyone of you has once felt
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alone, unloved, or misunderstood.
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Let's let our differences weave us
into a ruch tapestry of harmony
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instead of tearing us apart in an
angry mob of bigotry and hate!
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Get him!
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(mob screams)
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(jock) This is for reminding
me that I'm all alone!
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AHHHHHHHH!
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(cheerleader) This is for
reminding me that I'm unloved!
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I didn't see that coming.
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I did.
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So you failed, which is what you do.
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(Atticus) I
did not fail.
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It's not my fault my camera was
confiscated and destroyed.
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By the way, I still have the
receipt, so if you could
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reimburse me out of petty cash...
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(hooded leader) Silence!
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(hooded leader) What am I looking at?
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Uh, it's a sketch of the boy's penis.
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00:20:02,809 --> 00:20:04,876
Why does his penis have
lightening around it?
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It's pubic hair.
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This is a sketch of your penis.
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It is not.
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How would you even know if it was?
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Do not think for a second, Atticus,
that we do not watch you.
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Who watches my penis?
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(Atticus) Oh.
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And I thought I was low
man on the totem pole.
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His job is to watch your penis,
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yo ur job is
to bring us the book!
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Whatever you say, your evilness, yes.
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What a trashhole.
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What else have we learned today?
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I've learned that teachers don't seem
to care what goes on around here.
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Hey, Jenny, I think I need
to take the gay test again.
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Not on your life, Todd.
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I'll give you the test.
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Nah, that's okay, Hannah.
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Man, I can't believe the most action
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I've ever gotten was with you.
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If it's any consolation,
you're a pretty good kisser.
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Really?
You think so?
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(Curtis) You're a way
better kisser than Allan.
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Ugh, tell me about it.