1 00:00:01,320 --> 00:00:04,217 You want to destroy the Book Of Pure Evil?! 2 00:00:04,219 --> 00:00:06,472 No offense, Mr. Kolinsky, but you've been 3 00:00:06,541 --> 00:00:08,460 in a semi-coma for the past year 4 00:00:08,462 --> 00:00:11,423 and take it from us, the Book is bad news. 5 00:00:11,490 --> 00:00:13,833 Yeah. It's like a wild mistress. 6 00:00:13,923 --> 00:00:15,624 It can't be tamed. 7 00:00:15,670 --> 00:00:16,923 It's true. 8 00:00:16,990 --> 00:00:18,444 Todd almost became the Pure Evil One, 9 00:00:18,511 --> 00:00:20,308 Curtis' demonic arm almost killed Todd, 10 00:00:20,351 --> 00:00:22,134 and the homunculus almost killed Jenny. 11 00:00:22,169 --> 00:00:24,608 I think what the Gang is trying to say, dad, 12 00:00:24,610 --> 00:00:26,868 is the Book has to be destroyed, it's evil... 13 00:00:26,870 --> 00:00:29,262 I've devoted my life to this thing! 14 00:00:29,323 --> 00:00:31,580 The Book is just one part of the Prophecy. 15 00:00:31,647 --> 00:00:34,317 Why don't you just tell us what the Prophecy is? 16 00:00:34,365 --> 00:00:37,645 The Prophecy is...so complex that your immature minds 17 00:00:37,709 --> 00:00:39,159 couldn't possibly understand it! 18 00:00:39,198 --> 00:00:41,308 Now, as the only adult in this Gang... 19 00:00:41,369 --> 00:00:43,157 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... 20 00:00:43,688 --> 00:00:45,488 Who said that you're in the Gang? 21 00:00:45,490 --> 00:00:47,382 I say I am! 22 00:00:47,451 --> 00:00:49,330 You all need me. 23 00:00:49,389 --> 00:00:51,161 You, Todd, especially. I'm the only one 24 00:00:51,201 --> 00:00:53,506 that can help with this Pure Evil One business. 25 00:00:53,508 --> 00:00:55,197 You know what? I don't need anyone. 26 00:00:55,291 --> 00:00:56,853 Know why? 'Cause I'm my own dude. 27 00:00:56,855 --> 00:00:58,496 Hold on, maybe my Dad... 28 00:00:58,546 --> 00:01:00,505 Jennifer, what did I teach you about not interrupting?! 29 00:01:00,507 --> 00:01:03,090 Don't call me Jennifer! Nobody calls me that! 30 00:01:03,176 --> 00:01:04,096 Jennifer... 31 00:01:04,185 --> 00:01:05,965 Jenny is short for Jennifer? 32 00:01:06,665 --> 00:01:10,346 Hannah, you're an intelligent, strong young woman. 33 00:01:10,437 --> 00:01:12,697 Talk some sense into them, sweetcheeks. 34 00:01:14,845 --> 00:01:16,429 I respect your credentials, Mr. Kolinsky, 35 00:01:16,431 --> 00:01:18,524 but it seems your perspective on the Book 36 00:01:18,563 --> 00:01:20,080 runs opposite to ours. 37 00:01:20,692 --> 00:01:23,117 And I'm uncomfortable with you calling me sweetcheeks. 38 00:01:23,191 --> 00:01:25,393 Dude! That's my girlfriend! 39 00:01:25,395 --> 00:01:26,827 Not cool! 40 00:01:26,829 --> 00:01:28,620 No offense, but you're kind of super old. 41 00:01:28,681 --> 00:01:30,582 Hey, my Dad's not that old! 42 00:01:30,670 --> 00:01:31,867 Uh, yeah he is. 43 00:01:31,906 --> 00:01:33,582 Look at how high he wears his pants. 44 00:01:33,670 --> 00:01:34,872 AND he's got a cane. 45 00:01:34,956 --> 00:01:37,372 The last thing this Gang needs is a cripple. 46 00:01:37,374 --> 00:01:40,138 Not to mention, he's always going on about buffets. 47 00:01:40,195 --> 00:01:42,630 Hey! Buffet is a respectable amount of food 48 00:01:42,695 --> 00:01:45,127 for a reasonable price. If you kids can't even 49 00:01:45,203 --> 00:01:47,208 understand that, then there's no hope for you!!! 50 00:01:47,251 --> 00:01:49,385 You don't want me in your Gang? FINE! 51 00:01:49,473 --> 00:01:51,386 You'll regret this, you idiots! 52 00:01:52,266 --> 00:01:53,731 Dad, wait! 53 00:01:55,298 --> 00:01:56,454 Douche! 54 00:01:57,218 --> 00:01:58,282 Excuse me. 55 00:02:02,827 --> 00:02:04,572 Ugh! Ugh! 56 00:02:04,661 --> 00:02:06,241 God damn kidney stones... 57 00:02:07,162 --> 00:02:09,560 Destroy the Book? Those idiots! 58 00:02:09,837 --> 00:02:12,418 If only I could find a way to convince them otherwise... 59 00:02:12,420 --> 00:02:13,576 Ugh... 60 00:02:15,165 --> 00:02:16,681 Psst... Hey, Grandpa. 61 00:02:16,748 --> 00:02:20,121 My friends and I are trying to have a romantic moment here. 62 00:02:20,186 --> 00:02:22,195 Could you masturbate somewhere else? 63 00:02:22,262 --> 00:02:23,302 Thanks, man. 64 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:55,822 Planto mihi... tener virile... quod connubialis... iterum! 65 00:03:05,158 --> 00:03:06,174 Bye! 66 00:03:11,895 --> 00:03:13,655 Oh, that's right. I'm cool. 67 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:17,346 Oh yes, you are. 68 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:21,166 Todd & The Book Of Pure Evil S02E03 "Daddy Tissues" 69 00:03:22,900 --> 00:03:24,423 By Mikhel for Subtitulos.es ==SPREAD THE WORD== 70 00:03:27,243 --> 00:03:28,991 Do you guys think, that, like, maybe 71 00:03:29,062 --> 00:03:30,663 we were too hard on my Dad? 72 00:03:30,734 --> 00:03:32,714 Are you kidding? No offense, Jenny, 73 00:03:32,781 --> 00:03:34,450 but your Dad's kind of an asshole. 74 00:03:34,574 --> 00:03:36,531 I gotta go with Todd on this one. 75 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:38,028 I have to concur, Jenny. 76 00:03:38,084 --> 00:03:39,622 I think he has very questionable intentions. 77 00:03:39,710 --> 00:03:42,041 You guys don't know him like I know him. 78 00:03:42,105 --> 00:03:43,288 He yelled at you. 79 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:44,626 He doesn't listen to anything you say. 80 00:03:44,718 --> 00:03:46,485 He called you a name you hate. 81 00:03:46,487 --> 00:03:50,047 But that's what all Dads do, guys! 82 00:03:50,098 --> 00:03:51,793 Hey Gang. What's shaking? 83 00:03:52,263 --> 00:03:53,984 Uh, who are you? 84 00:03:54,064 --> 00:03:55,253 Rufus Newman. You're a dogtwat. 85 00:03:55,302 --> 00:03:56,640 What'd I ever do to you? 86 00:03:56,746 --> 00:03:58,644 Yesterday you asked Hannah and I to have 87 00:03:58,737 --> 00:04:00,442 a three-way with you in the bathroom! 88 00:04:00,519 --> 00:04:01,614 Dude! 89 00:04:01,699 --> 00:04:03,617 That's my girlfriend! Not cool! 90 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:04,770 So not cool! 91 00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:06,835 You stay away from our women, dude! 92 00:04:15,042 --> 00:04:16,136 Shit! 93 00:04:21,415 --> 00:04:23,672 Mmmm! Mmmhhmmm! 94 00:04:25,581 --> 00:04:26,836 Listen up... 95 00:04:26,910 --> 00:04:29,026 If I'm going to become the Pure Evil One, 96 00:04:29,028 --> 00:04:31,190 I need to know more about this Prophecy. 97 00:04:35,004 --> 00:04:37,142 So, let me guess, none of you know 98 00:04:37,293 --> 00:04:38,196 anything about the Prophecy? 99 00:04:38,443 --> 00:04:39,521 Your father did. But he's... 100 00:04:39,523 --> 00:04:41,517 Dead. Yes. Very helpful. 101 00:04:41,519 --> 00:04:43,611 The reporter. Pat Kolinsky. 102 00:04:43,613 --> 00:04:45,211 He knows about the Prophecy. 103 00:04:45,267 --> 00:04:46,475 That's why we kidnapped him. 104 00:04:46,516 --> 00:04:48,256 Good, now we're getting somewhere. 105 00:04:48,258 --> 00:04:50,473 Unfortunately we thought we used truth serum on him 106 00:04:50,475 --> 00:04:53,416 but it was actually rat poison and he fell into a semi-coma. 107 00:04:53,487 --> 00:04:55,839 Why do we keep them on the same shelf? 108 00:04:57,309 --> 00:04:59,325 We have to re-kidnap Pat Kolinsky. 109 00:04:59,375 --> 00:05:00,729 "We," meaning "I." 110 00:05:00,791 --> 00:05:03,279 Because you useless farts can't do anything 111 00:05:03,340 --> 00:05:05,777 and I have to do everything by myself. 112 00:05:07,704 --> 00:05:09,340 Stupid geezers! 113 00:05:11,330 --> 00:05:13,540 He likes to nap a lot in the afternoons... 114 00:05:13,624 --> 00:05:14,549 'Cause he's old... 115 00:05:14,551 --> 00:05:15,326 He's not old... 116 00:05:15,376 --> 00:05:16,595 He's old! 117 00:05:16,665 --> 00:05:17,520 Look how high he wears his pants. 118 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:18,682 Hey, Gang. 119 00:05:18,935 --> 00:05:20,027 What's shaken? 120 00:05:20,102 --> 00:05:21,359 Who are you? 121 00:05:21,394 --> 00:05:22,853 Warren Chopra! 122 00:05:22,855 --> 00:05:25,535 How dare you show your face, after what you did! 123 00:05:25,576 --> 00:05:26,535 What did I do? 124 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:28,488 Don't act like you don't remember! 125 00:05:28,490 --> 00:05:30,090 Grade 9! Science Fair! 126 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:33,077 I was on the cusp of creating a new form of bacterial life! 127 00:05:33,237 --> 00:05:34,327 And you sabotaged it! 128 00:05:34,394 --> 00:05:35,498 Did I? 129 00:05:35,705 --> 00:05:37,739 Dude! That's my girlfriend! 130 00:05:37,832 --> 00:05:39,152 Not cool! 131 00:05:39,154 --> 00:05:40,501 Yeah! So not cool! 132 00:05:40,542 --> 00:05:42,695 You stay away from our women, dude. 133 00:05:46,593 --> 00:05:48,464 Whoa, Hannah. You're really angry. 134 00:05:48,539 --> 00:05:50,719 Warren Chopra brings out the worst in me. 135 00:05:52,772 --> 00:05:55,075 This isn't gonna be as easy as I thought. 136 00:05:55,140 --> 00:05:56,985 Re-Elect Devon for Student Council President! 137 00:05:57,052 --> 00:05:58,097 Hey, guys! 138 00:05:59,017 --> 00:05:59,679 Who are you? 139 00:05:59,728 --> 00:06:00,972 Devon Morrow! 140 00:06:01,055 --> 00:06:02,389 You're that guy! 141 00:06:02,559 --> 00:06:05,494 I hope I can count on your support on election day. 142 00:06:06,556 --> 00:06:07,560 Especially you, Jenny. 143 00:06:07,625 --> 00:06:09,234 Oh, Devon! 144 00:06:11,356 --> 00:06:12,493 Vote for Devon! 145 00:06:24,236 --> 00:06:26,774 Time to be impeached, Mr. President! 146 00:06:31,395 --> 00:06:34,736 By impeached, I mean... 147 00:06:34,818 --> 00:06:36,129 SKINNED! 148 00:06:39,096 --> 00:06:40,316 Hi, Daddy! Where are you? 149 00:06:40,384 --> 00:06:42,684 It's Jenny. Your daughter. 150 00:06:42,746 --> 00:06:44,529 Usually it takes calling my dad 151 00:06:44,595 --> 00:06:46,975 six or seven times before he calls me back. 152 00:06:47,067 --> 00:06:48,448 It's no big deal. 153 00:06:48,523 --> 00:06:50,102 Maybe he's ignoring you. 'Cause he's a giant douche. 154 00:06:50,321 --> 00:06:52,361 You're talking about the guy who took me 155 00:06:52,439 --> 00:06:54,370 out for ice cream when I was little. 156 00:06:54,435 --> 00:06:56,326 Even though I'm lactose intolerant. 157 00:06:56,424 --> 00:06:58,305 What do you want, dickbag? 158 00:06:58,449 --> 00:06:59,669 Dickbag... 159 00:06:59,671 --> 00:07:01,114 Tell me, do you just take random obscenities 160 00:07:01,116 --> 00:07:03,246 and pair them up with equally random nouns? 161 00:07:03,248 --> 00:07:04,483 "Cock Lamp"... 162 00:07:04,553 --> 00:07:06,000 "Ass Taxi"... 163 00:07:06,002 --> 00:07:07,244 "Shit Rooster". 164 00:07:07,246 --> 00:07:08,631 Is that the way it works? 165 00:07:08,655 --> 00:07:11,246 Pffft, no, we can do way better than that. 166 00:07:11,299 --> 00:07:14,326 Note to self. Call somebody a "Shit Rooster". 167 00:07:14,554 --> 00:07:15,985 What do you want anyway, Atticus? 168 00:07:16,053 --> 00:07:18,000 I want to know where your father is. 169 00:07:18,062 --> 00:07:19,470 And you're going to tell me. 170 00:07:19,472 --> 00:07:21,173 Stay the hell away from my Dad! 171 00:07:21,175 --> 00:07:24,423 If you don't tell me where he is I'll have you all expelled. 172 00:07:24,490 --> 00:07:26,348 And then I'll have you institutionalized. 173 00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:28,744 Mr. Murphy... 174 00:07:28,746 --> 00:07:30,340 I couldn't help but overhearing you 175 00:07:30,422 --> 00:07:32,725 threatening these fine students for no good reason. 176 00:07:32,727 --> 00:07:34,127 Go away, Devon... 177 00:07:34,173 --> 00:07:35,439 You realize that as student council president, 178 00:07:35,498 --> 00:07:37,623 I have lunch with the Principal twice a week. 179 00:07:37,655 --> 00:07:39,410 Yeah, so do I... Twice a year. 180 00:07:39,487 --> 00:07:41,424 I'm sure he'd love to hear all about 181 00:07:41,491 --> 00:07:43,342 your questionable guidance counselling behavior. 182 00:07:43,414 --> 00:07:44,822 Well, I never did that. 183 00:07:45,408 --> 00:07:47,111 Whatever it is you're implying. 184 00:07:47,113 --> 00:07:49,285 Who do you think the Principal's going to believe? 185 00:07:49,341 --> 00:07:52,310 His sniveling weasel of a guidance counsellor 186 00:07:52,377 --> 00:07:56,924 or me, a young, dynamic, attractive student president? 187 00:08:04,676 --> 00:08:06,650 Wow. Well said, Devon. 188 00:08:07,142 --> 00:08:08,482 No wonder you're school president. 189 00:08:08,645 --> 00:08:11,328 Guys, we have to find my dad before Atticus does. 190 00:08:11,395 --> 00:08:12,496 Don't worry, Jenny. 191 00:08:13,352 --> 00:08:14,405 We'll find him. 192 00:08:16,386 --> 00:08:18,043 "We?" 193 00:08:18,086 --> 00:08:20,523 First, I'd just like to say I'm a big fan of you guys 194 00:08:20,566 --> 00:08:22,762 and the good work you're doing at this school. 195 00:08:22,838 --> 00:08:24,525 We don't know what you're talking about. 196 00:08:24,567 --> 00:08:26,503 Sure you don't. Sweetcheeks... 197 00:08:27,047 --> 00:08:28,943 You think I haven't noticed that whenever 198 00:08:28,945 --> 00:08:30,970 something not dope goes on around here, 199 00:08:30,972 --> 00:08:33,175 you guys are in the middle of it? 200 00:08:34,394 --> 00:08:35,665 I think it's cool! 201 00:08:35,817 --> 00:08:40,004 Cool like how I wear my pants so low, see? 202 00:08:40,050 --> 00:08:42,521 Dude, you can almost see his dick. 203 00:08:42,588 --> 00:08:43,740 I know. 204 00:08:43,811 --> 00:08:45,225 Cool. 205 00:08:45,314 --> 00:08:47,045 I think with Student Council President on your side, 206 00:08:47,047 --> 00:08:48,398 fighting the forces of evil could 207 00:08:48,561 --> 00:08:50,279 get a hell of a lot easier. 208 00:08:50,281 --> 00:08:52,717 Even if we did have a gang that fights evil, 209 00:08:52,719 --> 00:08:54,446 which we don't, what makes you think 210 00:08:54,528 --> 00:08:56,098 we're looking for a new member? 211 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:58,482 Hmmm...that's an excellent point, Todd. 212 00:08:58,548 --> 00:08:59,942 Has anyone ever told you 213 00:09:00,027 --> 00:09:01,615 you have great leadership qualities? 214 00:09:01,691 --> 00:09:04,276 Yeah, that's what I'm telling these people all the time! 215 00:09:04,356 --> 00:09:06,084 I could really use someone like you 216 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,118 as my running mate in the next election. 217 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:10,747 You and I, we could do some great things together, Todd. 218 00:09:10,785 --> 00:09:12,570 Think about it. 219 00:09:12,634 --> 00:09:13,878 Thanks, dude! 220 00:09:14,101 --> 00:09:15,628 No... Thank you. 221 00:09:15,717 --> 00:09:16,894 For being you. 222 00:09:17,542 --> 00:09:18,987 Well... 223 00:09:19,035 --> 00:09:20,602 Guess I'll see you guys around. 224 00:09:22,378 --> 00:09:23,599 Hey, Devon, hold on! 225 00:09:24,208 --> 00:09:25,431 Gang huddle. 226 00:09:26,385 --> 00:09:28,313 Ok, this Devon dude seems pretty cool. 227 00:09:28,315 --> 00:09:30,112 I agree, have you seen his pants? 228 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:32,384 He really put Atticus in his place. 229 00:09:32,386 --> 00:09:34,434 You won't hear any argument from me. 230 00:09:36,025 --> 00:09:37,150 Devon! 231 00:09:37,232 --> 00:09:39,140 Welcome to the Gang, dude. 232 00:09:39,397 --> 00:09:40,775 Thank you! You won't regret it. 233 00:09:47,069 --> 00:09:49,148 Ok, let's get down to business! 234 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,960 We have to find Jenny's dad before Atticus does. 235 00:09:52,036 --> 00:09:53,235 Jenny? 236 00:09:53,303 --> 00:09:55,161 Wherever he is, I'm sure your Dad's okay. 237 00:09:56,790 --> 00:09:58,167 Now everybody... 238 00:09:58,256 --> 00:10:00,284 I know a great place we can go to talk strategy. 239 00:10:00,423 --> 00:10:01,794 They have a great buffet. 240 00:10:01,999 --> 00:10:03,632 YES! I love buffet! 241 00:10:06,588 --> 00:10:08,177 It's a pretty simple CCTV operation. 242 00:10:08,256 --> 00:10:10,394 Power on, power off. That sort of thing. 243 00:10:10,459 --> 00:10:12,351 CCTV? 244 00:10:12,439 --> 00:10:14,261 Now I can watch the whole school 245 00:10:14,315 --> 00:10:16,017 and nothing will be hidden from me. 246 00:10:16,112 --> 00:10:17,529 Whoa, whoa... You cannot do that! 247 00:10:17,531 --> 00:10:19,768 Look, I could get in a lot of trouble. 248 00:10:19,842 --> 00:10:22,212 I swore an oath only to use 249 00:10:22,268 --> 00:10:23,443 my audio-visual knowledge for good. 250 00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:25,309 You should have thought of that before 251 00:10:25,453 --> 00:10:27,306 you started planting cameras all over the school. 252 00:10:27,471 --> 00:10:28,770 You told me to do that! 253 00:10:28,841 --> 00:10:30,656 I'd like to be alone now, Reggie. 254 00:10:30,766 --> 00:10:32,038 With me it's the opposite. 255 00:10:32,169 --> 00:10:33,725 I actually spend too much time... 256 00:10:33,802 --> 00:10:35,469 Would you please just leave? 257 00:10:41,116 --> 00:10:42,374 Stupid nerds! 258 00:10:43,287 --> 00:10:45,481 Devon's a pretty awesome addition to the Gang. 259 00:10:45,633 --> 00:10:48,403 And he says I could be Vice President someday! 260 00:10:48,545 --> 00:10:51,352 Also, he knows where all the good early-bird buffets are. 261 00:10:54,062 --> 00:10:55,791 And is this Devon kid popular? 262 00:10:55,858 --> 00:10:56,645 Yeah. 263 00:10:56,826 --> 00:10:57,583 Handsome? 264 00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:59,197 Arguably. 265 00:10:59,199 --> 00:11:00,547 Is he a pussy magnet? 266 00:11:00,549 --> 00:11:03,289 Uh... Yeah, I guess so. 267 00:11:03,689 --> 00:11:05,329 And none of this worries you? 268 00:11:06,188 --> 00:11:08,383 Alright, you already have two dudes in the gang 269 00:11:08,448 --> 00:11:10,036 and two girls in the gang 270 00:11:10,131 --> 00:11:11,594 you want to add another dude? 271 00:11:11,596 --> 00:11:13,528 Uh, I don't know if I'm following you. 272 00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:16,045 Look, dude, you don't really know this guy. 273 00:11:16,047 --> 00:11:19,147 So, he could potentially be a cock blocker 274 00:11:19,204 --> 00:11:21,378 between you and Jenny. 275 00:11:21,416 --> 00:11:22,691 Wow... 276 00:11:22,844 --> 00:11:25,727 Yeah, I never thought about it that way before. 277 00:11:25,729 --> 00:11:27,462 That's why you come to me. 278 00:11:28,468 --> 00:11:29,706 GASP! 279 00:11:31,062 --> 00:11:32,518 Sorry, sweetcheeks. 280 00:11:32,564 --> 00:11:34,068 Didn't mean to scare you. 281 00:11:34,206 --> 00:11:37,540 Oh, um, that's okay, Devon. 282 00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:39,040 Hi, Devon. 283 00:11:39,109 --> 00:11:40,545 I'm pretty bummed out right now 284 00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:43,357 and I could really use a shoulder to cry on. 285 00:11:43,359 --> 00:11:44,898 Maybe a little bit of buffet. 286 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:47,521 Did I just hear my new favourite word? 287 00:11:47,739 --> 00:11:51,403 Jenny. You. Me. Buffet. 288 00:11:51,441 --> 00:11:54,323 I know a place that even Devon doesn't know about. 289 00:11:54,571 --> 00:11:55,284 Ahhhhhhhh! 290 00:11:55,374 --> 00:11:56,575 A scream! 291 00:11:56,669 --> 00:11:57,995 I think it came from the boy's washroom! 292 00:11:58,071 --> 00:11:59,365 Let's go! 293 00:11:59,416 --> 00:12:00,529 You sure it didn't come from the cafeteria? 294 00:12:00,641 --> 00:12:01,998 Or the science lab? 295 00:12:02,071 --> 00:12:03,755 Or something other than the boys washroom? 296 00:12:06,408 --> 00:12:10,696 Ahhhhhhhh! 297 00:12:10,765 --> 00:12:13,142 We heard a girl scream. 298 00:12:13,211 --> 00:12:14,399 Uh, that was me. 299 00:12:14,598 --> 00:12:15,845 You get used to it. 300 00:12:20,185 --> 00:12:21,605 Ahhhhhh! 301 00:12:30,226 --> 00:12:32,047 Is one of those bodies my dad? 302 00:12:32,766 --> 00:12:34,534 Man, I thought we were gonna have 303 00:12:34,686 --> 00:12:36,377 a book-free day for once. 304 00:12:52,925 --> 00:12:54,433 Where's the volume on this thing? 305 00:12:56,074 --> 00:12:57,813 Stupid nerds! 306 00:12:57,957 --> 00:13:03,191 "Curtis. Why. You. That. My...Kark?" 307 00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:05,015 What the hell is a kark? 308 00:13:05,933 --> 00:13:07,839 No, the hero's name was Kark. 309 00:13:08,612 --> 00:13:10,449 No, Kark was the alien, remember? 310 00:13:10,605 --> 00:13:13,077 Kark peeled off the hero's skin and ate it. 311 00:13:13,079 --> 00:13:14,290 One of these bodies could be my dad 312 00:13:14,337 --> 00:13:16,678 and you're talking about some stupid movie?! 313 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:19,390 Yeah, how could you be so insensitive, Curtis? 314 00:13:19,541 --> 00:13:20,273 Dude! 315 00:13:20,346 --> 00:13:21,542 Don't worry, Jenny. 316 00:13:21,544 --> 00:13:22,980 We'll find out who skinned your Dad. 317 00:13:23,049 --> 00:13:24,681 And we'll skin him right back. 318 00:13:24,739 --> 00:13:26,575 Where's Devon? He'll know what to do. 319 00:13:26,657 --> 00:13:28,584 Devon with all his pretty boy answers. 320 00:13:28,678 --> 00:13:30,385 Devon has some good ideas 321 00:13:30,450 --> 00:13:32,522 and you, as always, feel threatened. 322 00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:34,817 What do we really even know about Devon? 323 00:13:34,872 --> 00:13:37,412 Other than the fact that he's totally all over Hannah? 324 00:13:37,505 --> 00:13:38,247 Is he?? 325 00:13:38,340 --> 00:13:39,045 Hannah and me. 326 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:40,737 But mostly Hannah. 327 00:13:41,293 --> 00:13:42,913 What's shaking, Gang? 328 00:13:43,009 --> 00:13:44,677 I'm making molds we can check against school dental records 329 00:13:44,679 --> 00:13:46,379 to find out who these bodies are. 330 00:13:46,436 --> 00:13:47,752 The school keeps dental records? 331 00:13:47,843 --> 00:13:49,555 Yeah, of course. With all the unidentifiable 332 00:13:49,604 --> 00:13:52,016 corpses turning up it just saves time. 333 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,712 Dude, your head is bleeding. 334 00:13:57,773 --> 00:13:59,555 Oh...are you ok? 335 00:13:59,598 --> 00:14:02,385 Oh, you know how the scalp bleeds! 336 00:14:02,432 --> 00:14:03,766 Excuse me one moment. 337 00:14:14,734 --> 00:14:15,588 CLICK Ugh! 338 00:14:15,634 --> 00:14:17,050 CLICK Ugh! 339 00:14:20,948 --> 00:14:22,736 Hey, what were you doing back th... 340 00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:23,949 Who wants a coffee?! 341 00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:25,549 Todd, you're on it. 342 00:14:25,607 --> 00:14:27,383 But I don't even drink coffee. 343 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,170 Ok, we'll put it to a vote. 344 00:14:29,294 --> 00:14:31,066 Who wants Todd to get the coffee? 345 00:14:32,006 --> 00:14:33,597 You gotta respect democracy, Todd. 346 00:14:33,599 --> 00:14:36,129 And go to the good place, Ahab's Espresso. 347 00:14:39,317 --> 00:14:40,817 All done. 348 00:14:40,903 --> 00:14:42,681 Curtis, let's check these against the school records. 349 00:14:42,826 --> 00:14:43,902 Okay... 350 00:14:47,561 --> 00:14:48,693 Oh, Devon... 351 00:14:49,276 --> 00:14:50,948 I'm so glad you're here right now. 352 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:53,526 My life is just so out of control... 353 00:14:53,599 --> 00:14:55,321 I mean, everything with the Book, 354 00:14:55,409 --> 00:14:56,855 and my Dad disappearing... 355 00:14:56,916 --> 00:14:57,974 Again... 356 00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,862 I don't know how, but I feel like 357 00:14:59,948 --> 00:15:01,342 I've known you my whole life. 358 00:15:01,581 --> 00:15:04,220 You're into me and I think I'm totally into you too... 359 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:06,174 I'm not who you think I am... 360 00:15:06,264 --> 00:15:08,982 How many times did I catch you staring at my boobs? 361 00:15:08,984 --> 00:15:10,541 Once and I was drunk! 362 00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:15,720 Devon... AHHHHHHHHHH! 363 00:15:15,808 --> 00:15:16,621 Hey sweetie. 364 00:15:16,623 --> 00:15:18,715 AHHHHHHHH! 365 00:15:18,799 --> 00:15:20,213 Please, Jennifer, calm down! 366 00:15:20,303 --> 00:15:21,552 I just need to explain! 367 00:15:21,631 --> 00:15:23,559 AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 368 00:15:23,629 --> 00:15:24,670 CLUNK! 369 00:15:25,432 --> 00:15:27,614 Sorry sweetie! We just have to go 370 00:15:27,666 --> 00:15:30,575 somewhere and have a private conversation! 371 00:15:39,923 --> 00:15:42,180 And Bing-o was his name-o. 372 00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:51,532 Oh, how the mighty have fallen! 373 00:15:51,589 --> 00:15:54,468 Looks like somebody's been demoted to coffee bitch. 374 00:15:54,539 --> 00:15:56,887 So I got the Gang some espressos, big deal. 375 00:15:56,947 --> 00:15:58,616 It's called being a good leader. 376 00:15:58,675 --> 00:16:01,388 It's called being a good loser... Loser. 377 00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:04,818 Where's the donuts? 378 00:16:04,885 --> 00:16:07,920 You don't eat donuts with espresso, douche. 379 00:16:08,588 --> 00:16:10,361 That's why I got biscotti. 380 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,433 Biscotti! 381 00:16:16,239 --> 00:16:17,578 Weapon! Weapon! 382 00:16:19,917 --> 00:16:21,044 UH! 383 00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:29,580 Watch out, ass taxi. 384 00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:37,862 Heeeey, sweetie. How you doing? 385 00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:39,772 Devon? 386 00:16:40,308 --> 00:16:43,841 No... No, it's me. 387 00:16:43,843 --> 00:16:44,595 Pat. 388 00:16:44,817 --> 00:16:45,991 Your Dad. 389 00:16:50,233 --> 00:16:52,438 Oh my God, I kissed my father! 390 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:55,546 In some cultures that's perfectly acceptable. 391 00:16:55,610 --> 00:16:57,307 Why are we on a catwalk? 392 00:16:57,309 --> 00:16:58,444 You love heights! 393 00:16:58,596 --> 00:16:59,697 I hate heights! 394 00:16:59,771 --> 00:17:01,632 I knew it was one or the other. 395 00:17:01,719 --> 00:17:03,452 Why did you use the Book, Dad? 396 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:04,861 You know what it can do! 397 00:17:05,022 --> 00:17:06,249 I couldn't help myself! 398 00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:08,915 I had to use it in order to get in the Gang! 399 00:17:08,971 --> 00:17:10,212 To control the Book, 400 00:17:10,289 --> 00:17:12,214 I need Todd, the Pure Evil One. 401 00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:14,230 He will unlock the secret of the Prophecy. 402 00:17:14,297 --> 00:17:16,466 And then we can have everything we ever wanted! 403 00:17:16,549 --> 00:17:20,366 Oh no... You've gone insane. 404 00:17:20,527 --> 00:17:23,626 Is it insane to want the best for your family? 405 00:17:23,631 --> 00:17:26,729 To provide for and protect the ones you love? 406 00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:28,726 I know what's best for you. 407 00:17:28,813 --> 00:17:31,400 Help your dear old daddy, Jennifer, 408 00:17:31,402 --> 00:17:34,239 and then I'll take you out for some ice cream... 409 00:17:34,306 --> 00:17:36,601 Don't... call me Jenny!!! 410 00:17:37,778 --> 00:17:40,648 And I'm lactose intolerant!!! 411 00:17:43,304 --> 00:17:44,186 Todd! 412 00:17:44,278 --> 00:17:45,488 Where have you guys been? 413 00:17:45,575 --> 00:17:47,418 One of the skinless corpses is Devon! 414 00:17:47,489 --> 00:17:48,911 Which means Devon isn't really Devon. 415 00:17:48,991 --> 00:17:49,758 Who's a what's a? 416 00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:50,750 This coffee's cold... 417 00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:51,661 Jenny's in danger! 418 00:17:51,747 --> 00:17:52,963 We have to find her! 419 00:17:52,965 --> 00:17:54,622 What's with Atticus? 420 00:17:56,498 --> 00:17:58,660 Hey, former Gang members... 421 00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,524 Is that a mug in a sock? 422 00:18:00,526 --> 00:18:01,625 Yeah. 423 00:18:02,771 --> 00:18:03,874 SPLASH! 424 00:18:03,963 --> 00:18:05,640 Why did you do that, It's not even hot. 425 00:18:05,642 --> 00:18:07,284 You don't deserve hot coffee, dude. 426 00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:08,494 Tell us what you know! 427 00:18:08,568 --> 00:18:09,400 SPLASH! 428 00:18:09,645 --> 00:18:10,882 Stop throwing coffee in my face. 429 00:18:10,884 --> 00:18:11,680 SPLASH! 430 00:18:11,726 --> 00:18:12,883 That one was hot. 431 00:18:12,974 --> 00:18:14,683 I'm gonna keep throwing coffee in your face 432 00:18:14,732 --> 00:18:16,528 until you tell us what's going on! 433 00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:17,729 Pat Kolinsky's the body skinner, 434 00:18:17,731 --> 00:18:19,536 he's taken Jenny to the boiler room. 435 00:18:19,630 --> 00:18:20,543 SPLASH! 436 00:18:20,606 --> 00:18:22,451 I told you everything! 437 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,533 That's just for being a Shit Rooster. 438 00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:26,711 Stay away from me! 439 00:18:26,784 --> 00:18:28,050 Join me... 440 00:18:28,114 --> 00:18:31,710 We will lure the Pure Evil One into our fold. 441 00:18:31,793 --> 00:18:34,244 I'll never join you, and neither will Todd! 442 00:18:34,338 --> 00:18:35,515 He may be stupid, 443 00:18:35,517 --> 00:18:37,453 but he's not as stupid as you think! 444 00:18:37,818 --> 00:18:40,709 Maybe...a certain girl could seduce him 445 00:18:40,711 --> 00:18:41,840 into her welcoming arms... 446 00:18:41,905 --> 00:18:44,038 I've seen the way he looks at you. 447 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,721 You'd pimp out your own daughter? 448 00:18:45,781 --> 00:18:47,582 I prefer the way I just said it. 449 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:48,821 Forget it!!! 450 00:18:49,555 --> 00:18:52,426 Then I have no choice but to wear your skin 451 00:18:52,428 --> 00:18:54,310 and seduce Todd myself! 452 00:18:54,312 --> 00:18:58,195 Sometimes Daddies just don't want to be Daddies anymore! 453 00:18:58,255 --> 00:18:59,640 The Gang was right about you. 454 00:18:59,812 --> 00:19:01,910 I built you up to be my hero, 455 00:19:01,949 --> 00:19:03,716 but you're just an evil asshole! 456 00:19:03,718 --> 00:19:06,578 I can't believe I spent a year of my life 457 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:07,604 trying to find you! 458 00:19:07,669 --> 00:19:08,824 Hang on, Jenny! 459 00:19:11,973 --> 00:19:12,859 Ow! 460 00:19:15,570 --> 00:19:17,348 Let it go, Dad! 461 00:19:17,408 --> 00:19:19,335 I almost got it! 462 00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:29,558 You may be an evil asshole, but you're still my Dad. 463 00:19:29,619 --> 00:19:30,222 Jennifer... 464 00:19:30,224 --> 00:19:31,314 Jen-ny! 465 00:19:31,395 --> 00:19:34,384 The Prophecy... Ask not the innkeeper... 466 00:19:34,438 --> 00:19:36,370 For destiny is thy name... 467 00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:37,767 What does that mean? 468 00:19:42,698 --> 00:19:45,271 AHHHHHHH!!! 469 00:19:45,335 --> 00:19:46,320 UGH! 470 00:19:49,381 --> 00:19:52,048 Well, that was a complete waste of my time. 471 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:03,827 Hey, Jenny. 472 00:20:06,687 --> 00:20:07,862 You okay? 473 00:20:08,106 --> 00:20:09,979 I've had better days. 474 00:20:10,824 --> 00:20:12,801 I'm really sorry about your Dad. 475 00:20:12,862 --> 00:20:14,495 I feel like it's kinda my fault. 476 00:20:14,712 --> 00:20:16,998 If I had just let him into the Gang, 477 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,828 he wouldn't have gone all book crazy. 478 00:20:18,889 --> 00:20:20,246 No... 479 00:20:20,715 --> 00:20:23,725 My Dad was determined to get the Book no matter what. 480 00:20:23,727 --> 00:20:25,753 I mean, his whole life, his whole career... 481 00:20:26,009 --> 00:20:29,326 that Book mattered more to him than I ever did. 482 00:20:29,398 --> 00:20:30,895 I just never knew it. 483 00:20:32,087 --> 00:20:34,369 But you know what? It's time to move on. 484 00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,844 And to stop falling for guys who are... 485 00:20:36,911 --> 00:20:38,993 Your Dad in skin disguise? 486 00:20:39,223 --> 00:20:40,771 That's one way of putting it. 487 00:20:40,851 --> 00:20:43,223 I guess we'll never find out what your Dad knew 488 00:20:43,225 --> 00:20:45,091 about the Book and the Prophecy. 489 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:48,058 My Dad said something... 490 00:20:48,117 --> 00:20:50,068 before he died. 491 00:20:50,098 --> 00:20:53,908 "Ask not the innkeeper. 492 00:20:53,999 --> 00:20:55,884 For destiny is thy name." 493 00:20:56,032 --> 00:20:57,106 But who's the innkeeper? 494 00:20:57,294 --> 00:20:59,347 And what are we not supposed to ask? 495 00:20:59,799 --> 00:21:01,294 Well, at least we know something 496 00:21:01,372 --> 00:21:03,029 about the Prophecy that Atticus doesn't. 497 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:15,561 Well? 498 00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:27,816 Just write it down. 499 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,666 By Mikhel for Subtitulos.es ==SPREAD THE WORD==