1 00:00:02,837 --> 00:00:05,045 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:21,105 --> 00:00:22,980 [gene groaning] 3 00:00:23,899 --> 00:00:26,108 [humming] 4 00:00:27,570 --> 00:00:28,736 [gasps] 5 00:00:28,863 --> 00:00:30,612 Good morning, family. 6 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:31,905 Someone's in a good mood. 7 00:00:31,991 --> 00:00:33,991 Gene, you got a real spring in your sneaker. 8 00:00:34,035 --> 00:00:35,951 -And a stench in his bench. -Thank you. 9 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:37,494 So, you know how I signed up 10 00:00:37,621 --> 00:00:39,121 For the ultimate online songwriting showdown? 11 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:40,497 Online songwriting contest. 12 00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:41,999 That's probably how the beatles got started. 13 00:00:42,126 --> 00:00:44,460 Mm-hmm. Well, last night in my dream, 14 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:46,712 I wrote the perfect song from beginning to end, 15 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:47,421 And I'm gonna submit it. 16 00:00:47,590 --> 00:00:48,756 -Wow. Really? -Yeah. 17 00:00:48,841 --> 00:00:51,008 Turns out my subconscious is super helpful. 18 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:54,136 -And I'm assuming also super tan. -That's great. 19 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:56,555 -How does the song go? -Yeah. Give us a taste. 20 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:59,058 [vocalizing] 21 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:03,270 Uh... Oh, my god, I can't remember! 22 00:01:03,439 --> 00:01:05,064 Wait. [vocalizes] 23 00:01:05,149 --> 00:01:06,732 No, that's not it. Shoot. 24 00:01:06,859 --> 00:01:08,358 Didn't you have that other song you were working on? 25 00:01:08,444 --> 00:01:10,569 The one about zebras wearing bras or something? 26 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:12,571 "brazebras"? Ah, I don't like that one anymore. 27 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:14,031 It's too mainstream. 28 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:15,783 You also had that one about what it would be like 29 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:17,117 If tater tots had legs. 30 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:18,827 Oh, yeah, so provocative. 31 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:21,538 No, I want to submit the song I wrote in my dream. 32 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:23,749 It was amazing, but... [grunts] 33 00:01:23,834 --> 00:01:25,501 What was it? I can't remember. 34 00:01:25,628 --> 00:01:27,503 Well, what was the rest of your dream about? 35 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,588 Maybe if you walk yourself through it, 36 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:30,714 You'll get your song back? 37 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:32,132 Okay. I was on a bus 38 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:34,218 With a few other people. It was the kind of bus 39 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:35,511 With a bathroom on it. 40 00:01:35,638 --> 00:01:37,221 -[linda] ooh, fancy. -[gene] and it was 41 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:38,847 Sort of, like, a boat-bus. 42 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:40,224 It was driving on top of the ocean. 43 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:42,559 And it docked at this cool little island, 44 00:01:42,645 --> 00:01:44,812 And there was a beach volleyball game going on 45 00:01:44,897 --> 00:01:46,555 And suddenly I was in the game. 46 00:01:46,649 --> 00:01:47,815 And I was not good at it, 47 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:49,233 But I think I showed a lot of hustle. 48 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:50,776 And then I saw a robot, 49 00:01:50,903 --> 00:01:52,444 But it was also ms. Merkin, somehow. 50 00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:54,488 -[louise] makes sense. -[gene] and then robot ms. Merkin 51 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,782 Points to, like, a lighthouse type thing 52 00:01:56,867 --> 00:01:58,367 And tells me to go to the top. 53 00:01:58,494 --> 00:02:00,619 And then I climb this big staircase. 54 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:02,412 And then, when I get to the top, 55 00:02:02,498 --> 00:02:03,956 I see my keyboard, but it's bigger 56 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:05,332 And sparkly. And then 57 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:07,626 I sit down and I write the best song 58 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:10,712 I've ever written in my entire life. 59 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:13,465 And... [groans] aah! 60 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:14,716 I can't remember it! 61 00:02:14,844 --> 00:02:16,009 There's always tater tots with legs. 62 00:02:16,137 --> 00:02:17,845 "hot tot to trot" isn't good enough. 63 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:19,596 I want them to hear my song and say, "wow, 64 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:21,348 "this song will probably save the world someday 65 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:24,059 "by stopping all the wars and curing all diseases. 66 00:02:24,145 --> 00:02:26,645 Even the common cold. And most of lupus." 67 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:28,105 Totally reasonable expectation. 68 00:02:28,232 --> 00:02:29,606 Come on, gene, think. 69 00:02:29,692 --> 00:02:32,234 Stop looking at me, eggs. I'll get to you in a minute. 70 00:02:32,278 --> 00:02:34,278 Well, honey, I'm sorry you forgot your song, 71 00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:36,405 But I'm glad you got some sleep last night. 72 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:37,447 'cause I sure didn't. 73 00:02:37,533 --> 00:02:39,116 -The cricket? -Yeah, the cricket. 74 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,201 -I put my pillow over my head. -Did you kids hear it? 75 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:42,536 -No. -Maybe. -Sometimes. 76 00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:43,620 The damn thing is hiding 77 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:44,746 Somewhere in our apartment. 78 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:46,081 You're quiet now, cricket, 79 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:47,499 But I know what you're planning. 80 00:02:47,543 --> 00:02:49,543 You're gonna sneak out later and chirp all night. 81 00:02:49,587 --> 00:02:50,711 I kind of like it. 82 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:52,838 But it doesn't wake me up, so, yeah. 83 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:55,340 Mom, are you sure you're not just hearing your nose whistle? 84 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,259 That's going on at the same time. 85 00:02:57,428 --> 00:02:58,510 It's a different pitch. 86 00:02:58,637 --> 00:03:00,295 Cricket, if you're listening to me right now, 87 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:01,805 You're not cute, you're not cool 88 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:03,223 And you don't have any friends here, 89 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:04,224 So you should just leave. 90 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:05,976 But still believe in yourself. 91 00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:07,352 [gene] ugh. 92 00:03:07,438 --> 00:03:09,605 What was the song? Was it something about 93 00:03:09,732 --> 00:03:11,565 The world, maybe? Or... 94 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:13,483 Roller blades? Aah! Brain, 95 00:03:13,569 --> 00:03:14,943 Why are you keeping this song from me? 96 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:16,278 I thought we were bros. 97 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:18,572 Brains, right? Wait, what are we talking about? 98 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:21,283 I'm trying to remember the song I wrote in my dream last night 99 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:24,036 And I can't, and it's the worst thing to happen to anyone ever. 100 00:03:24,163 --> 00:03:25,621 You also said that when mac and cheese Monday 101 00:03:25,748 --> 00:03:26,872 Moved to Wednesday. 102 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:28,665 Ah, I still don't know what they were thinking. 103 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:30,751 Gene, maybe there's a way to have the same dream again? 104 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:33,462 Like, what if tonight you do all the exact same stuff 105 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:35,547 -You did yesterday before bed? -Interesting. 106 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:36,715 Some things you did last night 107 00:03:36,842 --> 00:03:38,717 I don't ever want to smell again. 108 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:40,093 Maybe don't redo that. 109 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:41,345 Whatever it takes. 110 00:03:41,472 --> 00:03:43,055 I once dreamt I was wearing flip flops, 111 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:44,765 And I never wear flip flops. 112 00:03:44,850 --> 00:03:46,516 Wow. You are wild in your dreams. 113 00:03:46,602 --> 00:03:49,770 I know. I couldn't get back to sleep after. 114 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:51,104 [cricket chirping] 115 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:52,814 Ugh, damn cricket. 116 00:03:52,942 --> 00:03:55,776 You keep saying that. Maybe you could just think it next time? 117 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:59,112 Gene, explain to me again why you wanted last night's lasagna. 118 00:03:59,198 --> 00:04:00,822 I told you, I need to recreate 119 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:02,407 Exactly what I did last night 120 00:04:02,493 --> 00:04:03,742 So I can have the same exact dream 121 00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:05,661 And remember the amazing song I wrote. 122 00:04:05,821 --> 00:04:07,287 Is that-- does that work? 123 00:04:07,373 --> 00:04:08,830 Well, that's what rudy said. 124 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:11,875 If you have any other ideas, father, feel free to share them. 125 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:13,168 I... I will. 126 00:04:13,254 --> 00:04:14,628 Finished. Now, I'm gonna change 127 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:15,712 Into last night's pajamas-- 128 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:17,047 Aka my only pajamas-- 129 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:19,258 And brush my teeth with tina's toothbrush 130 00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:21,218 Because that's what I accidentally did last night. 131 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:22,678 -Wait, what? -Good night, everyone. 132 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:23,553 It's 7:00 p.M., gene. 133 00:04:23,681 --> 00:04:25,013 I need all the time I can get. 134 00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:27,975 This is a real "you don't snooze, you lose" situation. 135 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:29,434 -[cricket chirps] -there's the cricket again. 136 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:30,978 -You hear him, right? -[louise] a little. 137 00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:32,271 I kind of hear something. 138 00:04:32,398 --> 00:04:34,106 I guess I'm glad my ears are old. 139 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:35,732 Ugh. I would pay a million dollars 140 00:04:35,818 --> 00:04:37,234 For someone to find that cricket and get it out of here. 141 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:39,945 Really? Tina and I could find that cricket for you. 142 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:41,029 -We could? -Yeah. 143 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:42,406 -But not kill it, right? -No, no. 144 00:04:42,533 --> 00:04:44,616 We'll trap it, give it a new name, new identity, 145 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:45,951 A fresh start somewhere else. 146 00:04:45,995 --> 00:04:48,203 So, is a million, like, a jumping-off point 147 00:04:48,289 --> 00:04:49,496 And we negotiate from there? 148 00:04:49,665 --> 00:04:51,081 If this is for real, I'll give you a dollar. 149 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,041 -Twenty dollars. -Ten, because I'm desperate. 150 00:04:53,127 --> 00:04:54,918 And you'll split it. That's my final offer. 151 00:04:55,004 --> 00:04:56,169 -Deal. -Yay. 152 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:59,881 Flipping my blanket over so the tag tickles my face 153 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,591 And annoys me, just like last night. 154 00:05:01,719 --> 00:05:03,168 And knocking over my water glass 155 00:05:03,262 --> 00:05:04,636 With just a little water in it 156 00:05:04,722 --> 00:05:06,555 And cleaning it up with the underwear on the floor. 157 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,016 And now I'll climb into bed. 158 00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:11,226 Come on, gene, fall asleep. 159 00:05:11,312 --> 00:05:13,645 Fall asleep, fall asleep, fall asleep. 160 00:05:13,731 --> 00:05:15,480 How is this not working? 161 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:18,233 Fall asleep, fall asleep. 162 00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:21,528 Fall asleep. Fall asleep. 163 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:23,613 Fall asleep. 164 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:31,246 Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. 165 00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:35,083 Mmm. 166 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:37,836 No. Not salami. Song. 167 00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:41,131 Salami. Salami. Salami. Salami. 168 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:43,800 [yawns] it's morning? 169 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:45,302 No! 170 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:48,847 Mr. Ambrose, where would I find a book about dreams? 171 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:50,182 Why are you looking for that? 172 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:51,641 Because I wrote the perfect song in my dream 173 00:05:51,727 --> 00:05:53,101 And I can't remember any of it. 174 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:54,770 Well, we don't have anything like that, sir. 175 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,688 [whispers] meet me in periodicals. 176 00:05:56,774 --> 00:05:58,565 -Lucid dreaming. -What? 177 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:01,526 Lucid dreaming is having control over your dreams 178 00:06:01,612 --> 00:06:03,111 -And what happens in them. -You can do that? 179 00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:05,405 [whispers] follow me to the reference section. 180 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:07,657 -Yes, I can do that. -What do you lucid dream about? 181 00:06:07,785 --> 00:06:09,951 I do revenge stuff on people who were mean to me 182 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:12,287 In high school, some fantasy and science fiction, 183 00:06:12,373 --> 00:06:14,122 Some adult stuff I can't tell you about. 184 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:17,292 It's hard to have the exact same dream twice, but it's doable. 185 00:06:17,336 --> 00:06:19,336 So I could learn how to lucid dream, too? 186 00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:20,420 You could. 187 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,214 [whispers] come with me to the classics. 188 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:23,840 Why do we have to have this meeting 189 00:06:23,926 --> 00:06:25,384 In so many different spots? 190 00:06:25,511 --> 00:06:26,843 Are we trying to shake a tail or something? 191 00:06:26,929 --> 00:06:28,470 No, I just have to re-shelve all these books. 192 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:30,931 Oh. So, is there a book about lucid dreaming? 193 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:33,141 No, because we don't have any good books. 194 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:34,476 -Internet? -Internet. 195 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:36,103 -Can I use a computer? -The computers here? 196 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:38,605 Sure, if you want to get hand, foot, and mouth disease. 197 00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:41,358 Worth it. I'm gonna lucid dream my way to a grammy. 198 00:06:41,485 --> 00:06:42,818 Or at least to the top of the pops. 199 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,737 -Thank you, mr. Ambrose. -Shh! [whispers] we never spoke. 200 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:51,159 Why is this stuff all over the hallway? 201 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:53,537 Is this a new, terrible way of recycling? 202 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,789 These are cricket traps, dad. Really good ones. 203 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:58,041 Yeah, breadcrumbs and sugar covered with newspaper. 204 00:06:58,168 --> 00:07:00,502 It said online that crickets are attracted to the food 205 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:02,129 But then they can't get out from under the newspaper. 206 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:04,047 And also they have something to read while they wait for us 207 00:07:04,133 --> 00:07:05,424 To take them outside. 208 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,259 Or, if the cricket prefers a nice bottle, 209 00:07:07,428 --> 00:07:10,011 It can try to get this food in here and then it gets trapped. 210 00:07:10,139 --> 00:07:12,347 But why are there so many traps? It's just one cricket. 211 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:13,640 Whatever it takes, bob. 212 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,350 This cricket's a psychopath and I want him out. 213 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:17,144 Yeah, dad, we put traps everywhere-- 214 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:19,229 The hallway, kitchen, bedrooms, bathrooms-- 215 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:22,107 This cricket's messed with the wrong frickin' cricket hunters! 216 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:23,525 -Hell yeah. -Okay. 217 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:25,152 We're pretty amped, we drank a lot of soda 218 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:26,278 So we could use the bottles for traps. 219 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:28,530 Um, so there's bread and sugar 220 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:30,323 On the floor under these pieces of newspaper? 221 00:07:30,409 --> 00:07:33,618 -Yup. -So, we're getting rid of the cricket but gaining 222 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:34,995 A ton of ants? 223 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,621 Ants don't make noise. I'm fine with ants. 224 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:39,249 Okay, ready for bed, and I'm off to lucid dream 225 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:41,209 My way to songwriting success. 226 00:07:41,253 --> 00:07:42,878 -What about dinner? -Already had it. 227 00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:44,454 Mom made me the sleepy beepy special, 228 00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:47,007 A turkey sandwich, a big glass of warm milk. 229 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:49,426 I did some wind-down yoga, had my pre-bed pee 230 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:51,470 And now I'm off to dreamsachusetts. 231 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:53,388 How do you control your dreams? 232 00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:55,015 I mean, I'm not not interested. 233 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:56,433 It's a lot of waking yourself up 234 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,143 And writing down what you just dreamt. 235 00:07:58,187 --> 00:07:59,478 I'm not exactly sure how it works. 236 00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:01,313 I like everything except the waking yourself up 237 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:02,564 And the writing stuff down parts. 238 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:05,692 -Well, good night, family. -Good early evening. 239 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:07,694 And no more sounds whatsoever in the apartment. 240 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:08,862 Thank you so much. 241 00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:11,156 Got my notebook, got my pencil, 242 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,492 Now let's get lucid goose-id. 243 00:08:13,619 --> 00:08:15,619 [groaning] 244 00:08:25,631 --> 00:08:27,631 ♪ ♪ 245 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:47,275 [gasps] it's the boat-bus from my dream. 246 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:51,071 Wait! Wait for me, dreamy boat-bus. I'm coming! 247 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,364 Wait! 248 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:55,367 Oh, my god, oh, my god. It started to work. 249 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:57,035 I wrote my dreams down in this notebook 250 00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:58,411 And then I started to lucid dream. 251 00:08:58,497 --> 00:09:00,163 I saw the boat-bus from the dream 252 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,666 Where I wrote my song and I made myself chase after it. 253 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,167 Mr. Ambrose is a genius. 254 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:07,796 -Wow, that's great, gene. -Yeah, my little dream catcher. 255 00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:09,756 Nothing. No crickets in any traps. 256 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:10,924 Don't like hearing that. 257 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,008 No cricket yet, mother. 258 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:13,843 Keep that $20 safe and warm. 259 00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:15,303 Ten. I said ten. 260 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:17,305 Oh, I just assumed there'd be a gratuity 261 00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:19,641 -Or a performance bonus of some kind? -Ten. 262 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:22,269 Okay, okay, the contest deadline is the day after tomorrow. 263 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:23,979 So, trying not to stress out, but that means 264 00:09:24,106 --> 00:09:25,981 I only have two nights to remember my song 265 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:27,607 Or else I won't have anything to submit. 266 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,276 Just to say, all the time and work 267 00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:31,278 You're putting into remembering your dream, 268 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:33,822 You probably could have written a new song by now. 269 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:36,366 Dad, I wrote the perfect song. 270 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,535 If you made the perfect burger but you couldn't remember it 271 00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:41,121 And your dad said, "oh, just make another one," 272 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:42,163 What would you do? 273 00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:43,623 How mad would you be? 274 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,083 I wouldn't be mad. 275 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:47,502 I would think he's pretty smart and that's good advice. 276 00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:49,629 If I win this contest and then I get a record deal, 277 00:09:49,715 --> 00:09:52,382 On the liner notes I'm gonna write, "no thanks to dad." 278 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:53,967 That should be the name of your album. 279 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,594 -Ooh. -[bob grunts] 280 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:02,142 Hey, hey, hey. Hold that bus. 281 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,893 Oh, my god. I'm controlling this. 282 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,437 The bus is waiting for me. 283 00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:08,189 I'm on the bus. 284 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,858 I'm on the bus. What? 285 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:11,234 Airplane? No! 286 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,486 -Peanuts or pretzels? -Ooh, pretzels, please. 287 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,242 Okay, back on the boat-bus. 288 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,911 And it's still a boat-bus. Going good. 289 00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:24,197 ♪ the wheels on the bus go round and round. ♪ 290 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,166 Mom? You're not supposed to be here. 291 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,251 -Well, what about them? -♪ round and round. ♪ 292 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,838 Yes, the island. I made it to the island. 293 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:34,758 Volleyball. [grunts] 294 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,635 Giant cricket? No. 295 00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:37,969 [groans] 296 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,221 -[cricket chirping] -where is it coming from? There? 297 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,015 -Or there? -I can't tell. 298 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:43,767 It's throwing its voice. 299 00:10:43,894 --> 00:10:45,060 Wh-what's going on? 300 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,019 Why are you guys out here? 301 00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:47,312 We were checking our traps 302 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:48,563 And now we're listening to the cricket 303 00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:49,856 Mocking us, I assume. 304 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,149 You're all up, too? 305 00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:52,942 Nobody can sleep 'cause of that damn cricket. 306 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,152 No, we're checking traps. 307 00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:55,362 Uh, I'm out here because I have to pee. 308 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:57,405 -Oh, now I have to pee. -Me too. Kind of. 309 00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:59,282 Well, now I have to go, too. I call first. 310 00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:00,408 -Second. -Third. 311 00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:01,868 -Great. That's great. -[cricket chirps] 312 00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,244 [grunts] 313 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,664 Volleyball hit. Okay, that went over there. 314 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,248 But this is good. Oh. 315 00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:09,918 Go up to the tippy top of the lighthouse. 316 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,587 Okay, I will, robot ms. Merkin. 317 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,508 -What? -What? 318 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:17,509 Darn it. 319 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:18,635 [groans] 320 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,970 And I'm opening the lighthouse door... 321 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:24,140 Yes, staircase. [laughs] I'm so much better 322 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:26,309 At climbing stairs in my dream than in real life. 323 00:11:26,395 --> 00:11:27,268 [gasps] 324 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,145 My keyboard. It's so beautiful. 325 00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:32,232 Okay, here we go. Oh, my god. 326 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:35,068 What? What's happening? 327 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,861 Don't turn into mush, casio. 328 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,738 That's not good for music playing. 329 00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:41,199 [groans] 330 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,618 [whimpers] 331 00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:45,370 No! 332 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:48,748 Ugh. 333 00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:50,375 Aah! 334 00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:51,710 Ugh, I'm so close. 335 00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,545 Why is my brain holding me back? Doesn't it care 336 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:56,005 About the ultimate online songwriting showdown? 337 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:57,674 -[cricket chirps] -I'm not talking to you, cricket! 338 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,513 Ugh. I lucid-dreamed all the way back 339 00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:05,724 To where I played the song, but then nothing. 340 00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:07,183 I hit a brick wall, literally. 341 00:12:07,343 --> 00:12:08,685 I think at one point the keyboard 342 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,019 Turned into a brick wall. 343 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,605 Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie. Eat your eggs. 344 00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:15,358 I promise they won't turn into bricks or flowers or whatever. 345 00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,110 I don't think. It's a new recipe. 346 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:19,362 The songwriting contest deadline is tomorrow 347 00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:22,407 At midnight. I need to get back into my dream asap. 348 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,117 Can I skip school and go back to sleep? 349 00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:25,118 -No. -No. -Ugh. 350 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,411 You people don't get it. 351 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,037 Your priorities are all out of whack. 352 00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:29,539 Well, speaking of not getting it... 353 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,750 Louise, tina, you didn't get the cricket. 354 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:32,959 And I didn't get any sleep. 355 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:34,836 I'm telling you, lin, lay on your side, 356 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,045 Pillow over the ear. 357 00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:37,130 It's like your head is in a sandwich 358 00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,381 And you won't hear a thing. 359 00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:39,841 I don't want to live like that, bob. 360 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:41,301 Sleeping in a pillow sandwich. 361 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,428 Sorry, girls, I think I got to call an exterminator. 362 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:44,763 -[louise] what? -[tina] no. -Yep. 363 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:45,847 Either that or we move. 364 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,223 Mom, give us one more chance. 365 00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:48,641 -We'll catch him. -Yeah. 366 00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:51,019 This cricket-- he's smart. Possibly brilliant. 367 00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:52,187 We underestimated him before 368 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,897 But we won't make that mistake again. 369 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:56,232 I'm actually glad he's so clever, so crafty. 370 00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:59,027 -He's raising our game. -He is? That's nice. 371 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,603 Mom, obviously, we'll have to charge more. 372 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,947 This cricket is probably genetically engineered. 373 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,407 Maybe he escaped from a lab. 374 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:07,035 Anyway, should we say an extra ten bucks for hazard pay? 375 00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:09,370 Same money. Catch it today or exterminator. 376 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,247 Fine. We're gonna stick it to that cricket. 377 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:12,999 But not in a bad way. [weak chuckle] 378 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,709 We're still friendly cricket hunters. 379 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:15,710 Helpers, you might say. 380 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:16,878 It's getting late. 381 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:17,837 You-you guys should go to school. 382 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:18,797 You just want us to leave. 383 00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:20,006 That's partly true. 384 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:21,466 How am I supposed to go to school 385 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,676 When my entire career in music is on the line? 386 00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:24,969 Even successful musicians 387 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,012 Went to sixth grade, gene. 388 00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:27,347 That's a myth. 389 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:28,848 Mr. Ambrose. 390 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,350 It's lunch. Why are you here? 391 00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:31,976 And don't say you want to tell me your dream. 392 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:34,229 What I'd like to do is sing you my dream, 393 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:36,189 But I can't because I get all un-lucidy. 394 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,066 Something isn't working and I don't know what it is. 395 00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:39,776 Listen, it takes practice. 396 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:40,819 What do you want me to say? 397 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,237 Not that. I need to get to 398 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,905 The end of the dream tonight. 399 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,490 Ugh. Please. Eating. 400 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,992 Librarians need a lunch break, too, you know? 401 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:49,285 [whispers] or several lunch breaks. 402 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,745 -Don't tell anyone. -[gene] ugh. 403 00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:52,413 This might be an awkward time to ask, 404 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:55,124 But you don't happen to have any books about crickets, do you? 405 00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:56,417 Catching them, specifically? 406 00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:58,795 -Or driving them away, nicely. -Crickets? 407 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,213 Yes, please. Smart crickets. 408 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,173 I don't know if the section is divided that way, 409 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,259 But this is a smart cricket we're dealing with. 410 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,136 [sighs] you, things take time. Try and relax. 411 00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:09,138 -I can't relax. -Well, you have to! 412 00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:10,598 That's not relaxing to hear! 413 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:13,142 And you two-- insects and other invertebrates. 414 00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:15,311 -Don't call us that. -Behind you. 415 00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:17,272 -Next to reptiles. -Oh, yeah, there it is. 416 00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:18,898 But which one do you think is the best-- 417 00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:19,983 I'm eating my lunch! 418 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:21,234 Let me finish my ziti! 419 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,820 -[student] shh. -You don't "shh!" I "shh!" 420 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,154 [cricket chirps] 421 00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:27,740 Um, why does the apartment smell weirdly good? 422 00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:29,242 We're smoking out the cricket, dad. 423 00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:31,119 We did more research and found out that crickets 424 00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:33,288 Hate the smell of lemons, cinnamon, and peppermint. 425 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,914 We didn't have peppermint, so we're using 426 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,124 The breath mints from mom's purse. 427 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,417 Well, I didn't think there could be 428 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,961 Any more food on the floor, but I guess 429 00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:41,754 I was wrong to not think that. 430 00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:43,298 Yes, you were. So, the cricket 431 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,883 Will get grossed out by mom's mints... 432 00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:46,342 -Hey. -And come out of hiding, 433 00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:49,012 And then he'll get seduced by one of our many traps. 434 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,180 -Many, many traps. -I'm off to bed. 435 00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:53,308 Yup, your new thing where you go to bed at dusk. 436 00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:55,894 Uh-huh. The deadline for the contest is tomorrow, 437 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,562 So no pressure. 438 00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,147 Just all riding on this. 439 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,149 You know, you're putting a lot on this contest 440 00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:02,734 That you found on the internet. 441 00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,486 A panel of industry experts are going to evaluate my work 442 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,364 And tell me if I have "it" or not. I need to know. 443 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:10,116 Also, it's sponsored by that company 444 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,784 That makes the water bottles with the shoulder straps. 445 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,328 Mm-hmm. Yup. 446 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,499 [grunts] 447 00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:24,839 Here we go. 448 00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:27,300 [chords playing] 449 00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:29,719 Yes. It's working. 450 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,179 [vocalizes] 451 00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:33,139 ♪ Saturday is when the week is done ♪ 452 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,767 ♪ and you want to have some fun ♪ 453 00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:39,979 ♪ Saturday is the day that comes before Sunday ♪ 454 00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:41,356 ♪ but it's still full of sun ♪ 455 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,733 ♪ and you heat your buns in the sun ♪ 456 00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:46,986 ♪ you heat your buns ♪ 457 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,614 ♪ in the sun ♪ 458 00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:53,242 ♪ you heat your buns in the ♪ 459 00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,954 ♪ su-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-- ♪ 460 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:59,207 ♪ un. ♪ 461 00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,709 That was good. 462 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,962 -Yeah. Good. -Yeah. 463 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:05,880 -Really? -Y-yes. 464 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:07,215 And it's factual. 465 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,342 Saturday does come before Sunday. 466 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:10,718 -Yes, it does. -Mm-hmm. Mm. -Yup, yup. 467 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,845 Oh, my god, my song stinks. 468 00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:13,888 No... 469 00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,139 My dream lied to me! 470 00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:17,058 This song isn't good at all. Ugh! 471 00:16:17,218 --> 00:16:19,560 My subconscious is a total b-hole! 472 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:27,610 [groans] my so-called perfect song is awful. 473 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:30,154 It's not bad. That much. 474 00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:32,490 Yeah, I mean, it had a beat. I think. 475 00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:35,118 It just has not-great lyrics and a not-great melody, 476 00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:36,953 But aside from that, it was pretty good. 477 00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,830 Ugh. I'm just gonna e-mail the contest 478 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,290 And tell them I'm withdrawing because the song I wrote 479 00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:43,835 That I thought was amazing is actually terrible. 480 00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,628 Do you need to e-mail them? 481 00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:48,172 I think they'll want to know what's going on with me. 482 00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:50,591 Gene, you kind of wrote that song in your sleep. 483 00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,093 Yes. Your point? 484 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,178 Well, a lot of times, if something comes too easily, 485 00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:57,015 It's usually not as good as you think it might be. 486 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,725 -[groans] -[bob] uh, I'm just saying, 487 00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,101 In my experience, 488 00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:02,603 To make something great, you have to work at it. 489 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,606 How do you know? Oh, right, the burger thing you do. 490 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,984 Yeah. I mean, you know, on a good day. 491 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:09,402 [sighs] I think 492 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,613 I'm just gonna go to my room and moan in private. 493 00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:13,948 -Aw. -[moans] 494 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,733 -Do you want your keyboard? -[grunts] okay. 495 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:19,203 -At least you aren't covered in sparkles and lies. -Aw. 496 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,414 -So, little cricket update. -You mean the cricket 497 00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,499 That the exterminator's coming tomorrow to get rid of? 498 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:26,169 No, the cricket that we're closing in on and we guarantee 499 00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:28,046 Will be trapped tonight because we have this. 500 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:30,381 The most beautiful cricket anyone's ever seen. 501 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:33,301 Mr. Chirpy sees her, falls in love, jumps in the bottle. 502 00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:35,678 Kisses it and probably assumes it's gonna come to life. 503 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,514 Or, if she's not his type, she also makes a great best friend. 504 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:41,976 -She's a good listener. -This plan can't possibly work. 505 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,478 You would say that if you weren't 506 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,480 As desperate as we are. And maybe nobody's 507 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,232 -Been stupid enough to try this. -Until us. 508 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:50,359 Good luck. She's pretty but she also looks dumb. 509 00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:53,488 Why, 'cause her eyes are crossed? That was an accident. 510 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,698 ♪ ♪ 511 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:03,164 [gene] ♪ I chased after a dream ♪ 512 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,834 ♪ it all seemed so simple ♪ 513 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:10,171 ♪ but get close to a star ♪ 514 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:13,591 ♪ and you can't see it twinkle ♪ 515 00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:16,052 ♪ some dreams are you wanting ♪ 516 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:18,721 ♪ but not doing ♪ 517 00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:21,015 ♪ or making ♪ 518 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,893 ♪ the feeling is haunting ♪ 519 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,019 ♪ but remember ♪ 520 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,105 ♪ when waking ♪ 521 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,607 ♪ chase the dream in real life ♪ 522 00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:33,736 ♪ don't go back to sleep ♪ 523 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,029 ♪ the dream's ♪ 524 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,572 ♪ like a night-light ♪ 525 00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:39,283 ♪ it's only there to help you see ♪ 526 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,410 ♪ or for when you have to pee... ♪ 527 00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,871 Lookee, lookee, we caught a crickee. 528 00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:45,248 I can't believe it. You did it. 529 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,707 So the girl cricket worked? 530 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,376 Eh, in a way. 531 00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:50,294 We caught him in a different trap, 532 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,380 But we'd like to think that she gave him a little fomo. 533 00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:54,382 And we did put her in with him now and, I don't know, 534 00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:56,134 It seems like maybe there's some chemistry. 535 00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:58,052 Look at you, you little menace. 536 00:18:58,179 --> 00:18:59,512 I'd ask you what you have to say for yourself, 537 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:02,014 But I don't want to hear another peep from you, ever. 538 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,558 All right, mom. Time to settle the bill. 539 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:06,060 You earned it. Here you go, five dollars each. 540 00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:07,687 Now, let's clean up these traps. 541 00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:09,939 -Yes. Please. -And get the cricket out of here already. 542 00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:11,899 And put him in the restaurant? We do this all again tomorrow? 543 00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:13,234 -No. -No. 544 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,987 [gene] ♪ I chased the dream ♪ 545 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:19,157 ♪ like a ship lost at sea ♪ 546 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:22,827 ♪ should've chased the thing in my dream ♪ 547 00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:26,164 ♪ the thing that is me ♪ 548 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:29,000 ♪ I chased the dream ♪ 549 00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:31,002 ♪ like they say ♪ 550 00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:33,171 ♪ you're supposed to ♪ 551 00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:36,174 ♪ but chase the thing in the dream ♪ 552 00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:40,344 ♪ that your heart wants to show you. ♪ 553 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,304 Well? 554 00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:43,014 -Gene, it's... -It's amazing 555 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,307 And all the radio stations on the planet 556 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,100 Are gonna want to play it and I'm gonna be rich! 557 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,560 Sorry, what were you guys gonna say? 558 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:50,938 [chuckling] I-I'm glad you believe in yourself again. 559 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,857 And, yes, it really is a good song. 560 00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,483 It really is. Like, really. 561 00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:56,152 Not like when we were saying it before. 562 00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:58,821 I like both songs, but this one a little... 563 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:01,449 -A lot better. -So, did you send it in to the contest? 564 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,826 No way. I'm not wasting my song on that. 565 00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:04,994 Wait, what? 566 00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:06,445 You know how those contests work. 567 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,289 They make you sign away the rights to everything. 568 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,124 And this song is gonna be the first single 569 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:12,001 From my debut platinum double album 570 00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,169 The best of gene belcher. 571 00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:15,171 -Okay, good plan. -Mm-hmm. 572 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:16,255 Oh, look, mint on the floor. 573 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,749 What? Can't be from us. We cleaned. 574 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,134 Yeah, and we were so thorough. 575 00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:21,677 -[bob grunts] -mmm, mmm, mmm. 576 00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:22,929 I earned this floor mint. 577 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,055 [linda] you sure did, honey. 578 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,015 ♪ tater tots with legs ♪ 579 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,350 ♪ hot tot to trot ♪ 580 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:28,893 ♪ tater tots with legs ♪ 581 00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,436 ♪ hot tot to trot ♪ 582 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,021 ♪ tater tots with legs ♪ 583 00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:33,856 ♪ hot tot to trot ♪ 584 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,149 ♪ zebras wearing bras ♪ 585 00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:37,026 ♪ zebras, zebras ♪ 586 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,736 ♪ zebras wearing bras ♪ 587 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:40,154 ♪ zebras, zebras ♪ 588 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,739 ♪ zebras wearing bras ♪ 589 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,783 ♪ zebras, zebras ♪ 590 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:47,245 ♪ salami, salami ♪ 591 00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:50,039 ♪ salami, salami ♪ 592 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,833 ♪ salami, salami ♪ 593 00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:54,252 ♪ salami. ♪ 594 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:56,170 Captioning sponsored by bento box entertainment 595 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:57,672 And toyota. 596 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,507 Captioned by media access group at wgbh access.Wgbh.Org