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[gene groaning]
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[humming]
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[gasps]
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Good morning, family.
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Someone's in a good mood.
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Gene, you got a real spring
in your sneaker.
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-And a stench in his bench.
-Thank you.
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So, you know how I signed up
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For the ultimate online
songwriting showdown?
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Online songwriting contest.
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That's probably
how the beatles got started.
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Mm-hmm.
Well, last night in my dream,
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I wrote the perfect song
from beginning to end,
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And I'm gonna submit it.
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-Wow. Really?
-Yeah.
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Turns out my subconscious
is super helpful.
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-And I'm assuming
also super tan.
-That's great.
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-How does the song go?
-Yeah. Give us a taste.
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[vocalizing]
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Uh... Oh, my god,
I can't remember!
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Wait. [vocalizes]
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No, that's not it. Shoot.
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Didn't you have that other song
you were working on?
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The one about zebras
wearing bras or something?
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"brazebras"? Ah, I don't
like that one anymore.
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It's too mainstream.
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You also had that one
about what it would be like
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If tater tots had legs.
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Oh, yeah, so provocative.
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No, I want to submit the song
I wrote in my dream.
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It was amazing, but...
[grunts]
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What was it?
I can't remember.
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Well, what was the rest
of your dream about?
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Maybe if you
walk yourself through it,
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You'll get your song back?
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Okay.
I was on a bus
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With a few other people.
It was the kind of bus
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With a bathroom on it.
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-[linda] ooh, fancy.
-[gene] and it was
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Sort of, like, a boat-bus.
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It was driving
on top of the ocean.
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And it docked
at this cool little island,
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And there was a beach volleyball
game going on
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And suddenly I was in the game.
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And I was not good at it,
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But I think I showed
a lot of hustle.
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And then I saw a robot,
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But it was also
ms. Merkin, somehow.
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-[louise] makes sense.
-[gene] and then
robot ms. Merkin
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Points to, like,
a lighthouse type thing
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And tells me to go to the top.
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And then I climb
this big staircase.
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And then, when I get to the top,
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I see my keyboard,
but it's bigger
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And sparkly. And then
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I sit down
and I write the best song
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I've ever written
in my entire life.
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And... [groans]
aah!
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I can't remember it!
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There's always
tater tots with legs.
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"hot tot to trot"
isn't good enough.
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I want them to hear
my song and say, "wow,
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"this song will probably save
the world someday
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"by stopping all the wars
and curing all diseases.
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Even the common cold.
And most of lupus."
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Totally reasonable expectation.
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Come on, gene, think.
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Stop looking at me, eggs.
I'll get to you in a minute.
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Well, honey,
I'm sorry you forgot your song,
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But I'm glad you got
some sleep last night.
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'cause I sure didn't.
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-The cricket?
-Yeah, the cricket.
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-I put my pillow over my head.
-Did you kids hear it?
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-No.
-Maybe.
-Sometimes.
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The damn thing is hiding
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Somewhere in our apartment.
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You're quiet now, cricket,
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But I know what you're planning.
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You're gonna sneak out later
and chirp all night.
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I kind of like it.
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But it doesn't wake me up,
so, yeah.
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Mom, are you sure you're not
just hearing your nose whistle?
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That's going on
at the same time.
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It's a different pitch.
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Cricket, if you're listening
to me right now,
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You're not cute,
you're not cool
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And you don't have
any friends here,
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So you should just leave.
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But still believe in yourself.
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[gene]
ugh.
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What was the song?
Was it something about
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The world, maybe? Or...
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Roller blades?
Aah! Brain,
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Why are you keeping
this song from me?
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I thought we were bros.
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Brains, right?
Wait, what are we talking about?
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I'm trying to remember the song
I wrote in my dream last night
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And I can't, and it's the worst
thing to happen to anyone ever.
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You also said that
when mac and cheese Monday
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Moved to Wednesday.
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Ah, I still don't know
what they were thinking.
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Gene, maybe there's a way
to have the same dream again?
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Like, what if tonight
you do all the exact same stuff
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-You did yesterday before bed?
-Interesting.
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Some things you did last night
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I don't ever want
to smell again.
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Maybe don't redo that.
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Whatever it takes.
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I once dreamt
I was wearing flip flops,
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And I never wear flip flops.
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Wow. You are wild
in your dreams.
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I know. I couldn't get back
to sleep after.
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[cricket chirping]
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Ugh, damn cricket.
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You keep saying that. Maybe you
could just think it next time?
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Gene, explain to me again why
you wanted last night's lasagna.
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I told you, I need to recreate
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Exactly what I did last night
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So I can have
the same exact dream
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And remember
the amazing song I wrote.
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Is that--
does that work?
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Well, that's what rudy said.
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If you have any other ideas,
father, feel free to share them.
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I... I will.
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Finished. Now, I'm gonna change
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Into last night's pajamas--
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Aka my only pajamas--
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And brush my teeth
with tina's toothbrush
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Because that's what
I accidentally did last night.
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-Wait, what?
-Good night, everyone.
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It's 7:00 p.M., gene.
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I need all the time I can get.
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This is a real "you don't
snooze, you lose" situation.
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-[cricket chirps]
-there's the cricket again.
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-You hear him, right?
-[louise] a little.
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I kind of hear something.
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I guess I'm glad
my ears are old.
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Ugh. I would pay
a million dollars
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For someone to find that cricket
and get it out of here.
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Really? Tina and I could find
that cricket for you.
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-We could?
-Yeah.
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-But not kill it, right?
-No, no.
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We'll trap it, give it
a new name, new identity,
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A fresh start somewhere else.
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So, is a million, like,
a jumping-off point
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And we negotiate from there?
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If this is for real,
I'll give you a dollar.
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-Twenty dollars.
-Ten, because I'm desperate.
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And you'll split it.
That's my final offer.
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-Deal.
-Yay.
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Flipping my blanket over
so the tag tickles my face
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And annoys me,
just like last night.
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And knocking over my water glass
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With just a little water in it
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And cleaning it up with
the underwear on the floor.
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And now I'll climb into bed.
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Come on, gene, fall asleep.
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Fall asleep,
fall asleep, fall asleep.
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How is this not working?
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Fall asleep, fall asleep.
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Fall asleep. Fall asleep.
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Fall asleep.
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Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.
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Mmm.
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No. Not salami. Song.
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Salami. Salami. Salami. Salami.
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[yawns] it's morning?
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No!
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Mr. Ambrose, where would
I find a book about dreams?
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Why are you looking for that?
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Because I wrote
the perfect song in my dream
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And I can't remember any of it.
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Well, we don't have anything
like that, sir.
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[whispers]
meet me in periodicals.
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-Lucid dreaming.
-What?
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Lucid dreaming is having
control over your dreams
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-And what happens in them.
-You can do that?
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[whispers] follow me
to the reference section.
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-Yes, I can do that.
-What do you lucid dream about?
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I do revenge stuff
on people who were mean to me
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In high school, some fantasy
and science fiction,
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Some adult stuff
I can't tell you about.
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It's hard to have the exact same
dream twice, but it's doable.
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So I could learn
how to lucid dream, too?
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You could.
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[whispers]
come with me to the classics.
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Why do we have to have
this meeting
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In so many different spots?
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Are we trying
to shake a tail or something?
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No, I just have to re-shelve
all these books.
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Oh. So, is there a book
about lucid dreaming?
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No, because we don't
have any good books.
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-Internet?
-Internet.
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-Can I use a computer?
-The computers here?
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Sure, if you want to get
hand, foot, and mouth disease.
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Worth it. I'm gonna lucid dream
my way to a grammy.
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Or at least to the top
of the pops.
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-Thank you, mr. Ambrose.
-Shh! [whispers] we never spoke.
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Why is this stuff
all over the hallway?
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Is this a new, terrible way
of recycling?
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These are cricket traps, dad.
Really good ones.
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Yeah, breadcrumbs and sugar
covered with newspaper.
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It said online that crickets
are attracted to the food
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But then they can't get out
from under the newspaper.
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And also they have something
to read while they wait for us
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To take them outside.
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Or, if the cricket
prefers a nice bottle,
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It can try to get this food in
here and then it gets trapped.
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But why are there so many traps?
It's just one cricket.
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Whatever it takes, bob.
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This cricket's a psychopath
and I want him out.
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Yeah, dad,
we put traps everywhere--
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The hallway, kitchen,
bedrooms, bathrooms--
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This cricket's messed with the
wrong frickin' cricket hunters!
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-Hell yeah.
-Okay.
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We're pretty amped,
we drank a lot of soda
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So we could use
the bottles for traps.
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Um, so there's bread and sugar
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On the floor under
these pieces of newspaper?
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-Yup.
-So, we're getting rid
of the cricket but gaining
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A ton of ants?
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Ants don't make noise.
I'm fine with ants.
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Okay, ready for bed,
and I'm off to lucid dream
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My way to songwriting success.
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-What about dinner?
-Already had it.
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Mom made me
the sleepy beepy special,
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A turkey sandwich,
a big glass of warm milk.
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I did some wind-down yoga,
had my pre-bed pee
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And now I'm off
to dreamsachusetts.
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How do you control your dreams?
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I mean, I'm not
not interested.
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It's a lot of waking yourself up
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And writing down
what you just dreamt.
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I'm not exactly sure
how it works.
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I like everything
except the waking yourself up
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And the writing
stuff down parts.
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-Well, good night, family.
-Good early evening.
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And no more sounds whatsoever
in the apartment.
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Thank you so much.
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Got my notebook, got my pencil,
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Now let's get lucid goose-id.
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[groaning]
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♪ ♪
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[gasps] it's the boat-bus
from my dream.
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Wait! Wait for me,
dreamy boat-bus. I'm coming!
247
00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,364
Wait!
248
00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:55,367
Oh, my god, oh, my god.
It started to work.
249
00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:57,035
I wrote my dreams down
in this notebook
250
00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:58,411
And then I started
to lucid dream.
251
00:08:58,497 --> 00:09:00,163
I saw the boat-bus
from the dream
252
00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,666
Where I wrote my song and
I made myself chase after it.
253
00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,167
Mr. Ambrose is a genius.
254
00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:07,796
-Wow, that's great, gene.
-Yeah, my little dream catcher.
255
00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:09,756
Nothing.
No crickets in any traps.
256
00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:10,924
Don't like hearing that.
257
00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,008
No cricket yet, mother.
258
00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:13,843
Keep that $20 safe and warm.
259
00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:15,303
Ten. I said ten.
260
00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:17,305
Oh, I just assumed
there'd be a gratuity
261
00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:19,641
-Or a performance bonus
of some kind?
-Ten.
262
00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:22,269
Okay, okay, the contest deadline
is the day after tomorrow.
263
00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:23,979
So, trying not to stress out,
but that means
264
00:09:24,106 --> 00:09:25,981
I only have two nights
to remember my song
265
00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:27,607
Or else I won't have
anything to submit.
266
00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,276
Just to say,
all the time and work
267
00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:31,278
You're putting into
remembering your dream,
268
00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:33,822
You probably could have
written a new song by now.
269
00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:36,366
Dad, I wrote the perfect song.
270
00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,535
If you made the perfect burger
but you couldn't remember it
271
00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:41,121
And your dad said,
"oh, just make another one,"
272
00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:42,163
What would you do?
273
00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:43,623
How mad would you be?
274
00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,083
I wouldn't be mad.
275
00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:47,502
I would think he's pretty smart
and that's good advice.
276
00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:49,629
If I win this contest
and then I get a record deal,
277
00:09:49,715 --> 00:09:52,382
On the liner notes I'm gonna
write, "no thanks to dad."
278
00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:53,967
That should be
the name of your album.
279
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,594
-Ooh.
-[bob grunts]
280
00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:02,142
Hey, hey, hey.
Hold that bus.
281
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,893
Oh, my god.
I'm controlling this.
282
00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,437
The bus is waiting for me.
283
00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:08,189
I'm on the bus.
284
00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,858
I'm on the bus.
What?
285
00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:11,234
Airplane? No!
286
00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,486
-Peanuts or pretzels?
-Ooh, pretzels, please.
287
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,242
Okay, back on the boat-bus.
288
00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,911
And it's still a boat-bus.
Going good.
289
00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:24,197
♪ the wheels on the bus
go round and round. ♪
290
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,166
Mom? You're not supposed
to be here.
291
00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,251
-Well, what about them?
-♪ round and round. ♪
292
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,838
Yes, the island.
I made it to the island.
293
00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:34,758
Volleyball.
[grunts]
294
00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,635
Giant cricket?
No.
295
00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:37,969
[groans]
296
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,221
-[cricket chirping]
-where is it coming from? There?
297
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,015
-Or there?
-I can't tell.
298
00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:43,767
It's throwing its voice.
299
00:10:43,894 --> 00:10:45,060
Wh-what's going on?
300
00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,019
Why are you guys out here?
301
00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:47,312
We were checking our traps
302
00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:48,563
And now we're listening
to the cricket
303
00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:49,856
Mocking us, I assume.
304
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,149
You're all up, too?
305
00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:52,942
Nobody can sleep
'cause of that damn cricket.
306
00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,152
No, we're checking traps.
307
00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:55,362
Uh, I'm out here
because I have to pee.
308
00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:57,405
-Oh, now I have to pee.
-Me too. Kind of.
309
00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:59,282
Well, now I have to go, too.
I call first.
310
00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:00,408
-Second.
-Third.
311
00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:01,868
-Great. That's great.
-[cricket chirps]
312
00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,244
[grunts]
313
00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,664
Volleyball hit.
Okay, that went over there.
314
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,248
But this is good.
Oh.
315
00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:09,918
Go up to the tippy top
of the lighthouse.
316
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,587
Okay, I will, robot ms. Merkin.
317
00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,508
-What?
-What?
318
00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:17,509
Darn it.
319
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:18,635
[groans]
320
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,970
And I'm opening
the lighthouse door...
321
00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:24,140
Yes, staircase. [laughs]
I'm so much better
322
00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:26,309
At climbing stairs in my dream
than in real life.
323
00:11:26,395 --> 00:11:27,268
[gasps]
324
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,145
My keyboard.
It's so beautiful.
325
00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:32,232
Okay, here we go.
Oh, my god.
326
00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:35,068
What?
What's happening?
327
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,861
Don't turn into mush, casio.
328
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,738
That's not good
for music playing.
329
00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:41,199
[groans]
330
00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,618
[whimpers]
331
00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:45,370
No!
332
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:48,748
Ugh.
333
00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:50,375
Aah!
334
00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:51,710
Ugh, I'm so close.
335
00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,545
Why is my brain holding me back?
Doesn't it care
336
00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:56,005
About the ultimate online
songwriting showdown?
337
00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:57,674
-[cricket chirps]
-I'm not talking to you,
cricket!
338
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,513
Ugh. I lucid-dreamed
all the way back
339
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:05,724
To where I played the song,
but then nothing.
340
00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:07,183
I hit a brick wall, literally.
341
00:12:07,343 --> 00:12:08,685
I think at one point
the keyboard
342
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,019
Turned into a brick wall.
343
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,605
Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie.
Eat your eggs.
344
00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:15,358
I promise they won't turn into
bricks or flowers or whatever.
345
00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,110
I don't think.
It's a new recipe.
346
00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:19,362
The songwriting contest
deadline is tomorrow
347
00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:22,407
At midnight. I need to get back
into my dream asap.
348
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,117
Can I skip school
and go back to sleep?
349
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:25,118
-No.
-No.
-Ugh.
350
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,411
You people don't get it.
351
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,037
Your priorities
are all out of whack.
352
00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:29,539
Well, speaking
of not getting it...
353
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,750
Louise, tina,
you didn't get the cricket.
354
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:32,959
And I didn't get any sleep.
355
00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:34,836
I'm telling you, lin,
lay on your side,
356
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,045
Pillow over the ear.
357
00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:37,130
It's like your head
is in a sandwich
358
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,381
And you won't hear a thing.
359
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:39,841
I don't want to
live like that, bob.
360
00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:41,301
Sleeping in a pillow sandwich.
361
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,428
Sorry, girls, I think
I got to call an exterminator.
362
00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:44,763
-[louise] what?
-[tina] no.
-Yep.
363
00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:45,847
Either that or we move.
364
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,223
Mom, give us one more chance.
365
00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:48,641
-We'll catch him.
-Yeah.
366
00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:51,019
This cricket-- he's smart.
Possibly brilliant.
367
00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:52,187
We underestimated him before
368
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,897
But we won't make
that mistake again.
369
00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:56,232
I'm actually glad
he's so clever, so crafty.
370
00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:59,027
-He's raising our game.
-He is? That's nice.
371
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,603
Mom, obviously,
we'll have to charge more.
372
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,947
This cricket is probably
genetically engineered.
373
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,407
Maybe he escaped from a lab.
374
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:07,035
Anyway, should we say an extra
ten bucks for hazard pay?
375
00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:09,370
Same money.
Catch it today or exterminator.
376
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,247
Fine. We're gonna stick it
to that cricket.
377
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:12,999
But not in a bad way.
[weak chuckle]
378
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,709
We're still
friendly cricket hunters.
379
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:15,710
Helpers, you might say.
380
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:16,878
It's getting late.
381
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:17,837
You-you guys
should go to school.
382
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:18,797
You just want us to leave.
383
00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:20,006
That's partly true.
384
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:21,466
How am I supposed
to go to school
385
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,676
When my entire career in music
is on the line?
386
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:24,969
Even successful musicians
387
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,012
Went to sixth grade, gene.
388
00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:27,347
That's a myth.
389
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:28,848
Mr. Ambrose.
390
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,350
It's lunch.
Why are you here?
391
00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:31,976
And don't say you want
to tell me your dream.
392
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:34,229
What I'd like to do
is sing you my dream,
393
00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:36,189
But I can't
because I get all un-lucidy.
394
00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,066
Something isn't working
and I don't know what it is.
395
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:39,776
Listen, it takes practice.
396
00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:40,819
What do you want me to say?
397
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,237
Not that.
I need to get to
398
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,905
The end of the dream tonight.
399
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,490
Ugh. Please.
Eating.
400
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,992
Librarians need
a lunch break, too, you know?
401
00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:49,285
[whispers]
or several lunch breaks.
402
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,745
-Don't tell anyone.
-[gene] ugh.
403
00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:52,413
This might be
an awkward time to ask,
404
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:55,124
But you don't happen to have any
books about crickets, do you?
405
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:56,417
Catching them, specifically?
406
00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:58,795
-Or driving them away, nicely.
-Crickets?
407
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,213
Yes, please. Smart crickets.
408
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,173
I don't know if the section
is divided that way,
409
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,259
But this is a smart cricket
we're dealing with.
410
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,136
[sighs] you, things take time.
Try and relax.
411
00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:09,138
-I can't relax.
-Well, you have to!
412
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:10,598
That's not relaxing to hear!
413
00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:13,142
And you two--
insects and other invertebrates.
414
00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:15,311
-Don't call us that.
-Behind you.
415
00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:17,272
-Next to reptiles.
-Oh, yeah, there it is.
416
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:18,898
But which one do you think
is the best--
417
00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:19,983
I'm eating my lunch!
418
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:21,234
Let me finish my ziti!
419
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,820
-[student] shh.
-You don't "shh!" I "shh!"
420
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,154
[cricket chirps]
421
00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:27,740
Um, why does the apartment
smell weirdly good?
422
00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:29,242
We're smoking out
the cricket, dad.
423
00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:31,119
We did more research
and found out that crickets
424
00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:33,288
Hate the smell of lemons,
cinnamon, and peppermint.
425
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,914
We didn't have peppermint,
so we're using
426
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,124
The breath mints
from mom's purse.
427
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,417
Well, I didn't think
there could be
428
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,961
Any more food on the floor,
but I guess
429
00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:41,754
I was wrong to not think that.
430
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:43,298
Yes, you were. So, the cricket
431
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,883
Will get grossed out
by mom's mints...
432
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:46,342
-Hey.
-And come out of hiding,
433
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:49,012
And then he'll get seduced
by one of our many traps.
434
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,180
-Many, many traps.
-I'm off to bed.
435
00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:53,308
Yup, your new thing
where you go to bed at dusk.
436
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:55,894
Uh-huh. The deadline
for the contest is tomorrow,
437
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,562
So no pressure.
438
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,147
Just all riding on this.
439
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,149
You know, you're putting
a lot on this contest
440
00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:02,734
That you found on the internet.
441
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,486
A panel of industry experts
are going to evaluate my work
442
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,364
And tell me if I have "it"
or not. I need to know.
443
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:10,116
Also, it's sponsored
by that company
444
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,784
That makes the water bottles
with the shoulder straps.
445
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,328
Mm-hmm. Yup.
446
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,499
[grunts]
447
00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:24,839
Here we go.
448
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:27,300
[chords playing]
449
00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:29,719
Yes. It's working.
450
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,179
[vocalizes]
451
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:33,139
♪ Saturday is when
the week is done ♪
452
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,767
♪ and you want
to have some fun ♪
453
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:39,979
♪ Saturday is the day
that comes before Sunday ♪
454
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:41,356
♪ but it's still full of sun ♪
455
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,733
♪ and you heat your buns
in the sun ♪
456
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:46,986
♪ you heat your buns ♪
457
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,614
♪ in the sun ♪
458
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:53,242
♪ you heat your buns in the ♪
459
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,954
♪ su-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-- ♪
460
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:59,207
♪ un. ♪
461
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,709
That was good.
462
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,962
-Yeah. Good.
-Yeah.
463
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:05,880
-Really?
-Y-yes.
464
00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:07,215
And it's factual.
465
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,342
Saturday does come
before Sunday.
466
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:10,718
-Yes, it does.
-Mm-hmm. Mm.
-Yup, yup.
467
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,845
Oh, my god, my song stinks.
468
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:13,888
No...
469
00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,139
My dream lied to me!
470
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:17,058
This song isn't good at all.
Ugh!
471
00:16:17,218 --> 00:16:19,560
My subconscious
is a total b-hole!
472
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:27,610
[groans] my so-called
perfect song is awful.
473
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:30,154
It's not bad. That much.
474
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:32,490
Yeah, I mean, it had a beat.
I think.
475
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:35,118
It just has not-great lyrics
and a not-great melody,
476
00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:36,953
But aside from that,
it was pretty good.
477
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,830
Ugh. I'm just gonna
e-mail the contest
478
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,290
And tell them I'm withdrawing
because the song I wrote
479
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:43,835
That I thought was amazing
is actually terrible.
480
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,628
Do you need to e-mail them?
481
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:48,172
I think they'll want to know
what's going on with me.
482
00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:50,591
Gene, you kind of wrote
that song in your sleep.
483
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,093
Yes. Your point?
484
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,178
Well, a lot of times,
if something comes too easily,
485
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:57,015
It's usually not as good
as you think it might be.
486
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,725
-[groans]
-[bob] uh, I'm just saying,
487
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,101
In my experience,
488
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:02,603
To make something great,
you have to work at it.
489
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,606
How do you know? Oh, right,
the burger thing you do.
490
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,984
Yeah. I mean, you know,
on a good day.
491
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:09,402
[sighs]
I think
492
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,613
I'm just gonna go to my room
and moan in private.
493
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:13,948
-Aw.
-[moans]
494
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,733
-Do you want your keyboard?
-[grunts] okay.
495
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:19,203
-At least you aren't covered
in sparkles and lies.
-Aw.
496
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,414
-So, little cricket update.
-You mean the cricket
497
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,499
That the exterminator's
coming tomorrow to get rid of?
498
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:26,169
No, the cricket that we're
closing in on and we guarantee
499
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:28,046
Will be trapped tonight
because we have this.
500
00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:30,381
The most beautiful cricket
anyone's ever seen.
501
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:33,301
Mr. Chirpy sees her, falls
in love, jumps in the bottle.
502
00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:35,678
Kisses it and probably assumes
it's gonna come to life.
503
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,514
Or, if she's not his type, she
also makes a great best friend.
504
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:41,976
-She's a good listener.
-This plan can't possibly work.
505
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,478
You would say that
if you weren't
506
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,480
As desperate as we are.
And maybe nobody's
507
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,232
-Been stupid enough to try this.
-Until us.
508
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:50,359
Good luck. She's pretty
but she also looks dumb.
509
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:53,488
Why, 'cause her eyes are
crossed? That was an accident.
510
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,698
♪ ♪
511
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:03,164
[gene]
♪ I chased after a dream ♪
512
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,834
♪ it all seemed so simple ♪
513
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:10,171
♪ but get close to a star ♪
514
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:13,591
♪ and you can't see it twinkle ♪
515
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:16,052
♪ some dreams are you wanting ♪
516
00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:18,721
♪ but not doing ♪
517
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:21,015
♪ or making ♪
518
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,893
♪ the feeling is haunting ♪
519
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,019
♪ but remember ♪
520
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,105
♪ when waking ♪
521
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,607
♪ chase the dream in real life ♪
522
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:33,736
♪ don't go back to sleep ♪
523
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,029
♪ the dream's ♪
524
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,572
♪ like a night-light ♪
525
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:39,283
♪ it's only there
to help you see ♪
526
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,410
♪ or for when
you have to pee... ♪
527
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,871
Lookee, lookee,
we caught a crickee.
528
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:45,248
I can't believe it.
You did it.
529
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,707
So the girl cricket worked?
530
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,376
Eh, in a way.
531
00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:50,294
We caught him
in a different trap,
532
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,380
But we'd like to think that
she gave him a little fomo.
533
00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:54,382
And we did put her in with him
now and, I don't know,
534
00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:56,134
It seems like maybe
there's some chemistry.
535
00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:58,052
Look at you, you little menace.
536
00:18:58,179 --> 00:18:59,512
I'd ask you what
you have to say for yourself,
537
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:02,014
But I don't want to hear
another peep from you, ever.
538
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,558
All right, mom.
Time to settle the bill.
539
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:06,060
You earned it.
Here you go, five dollars each.
540
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:07,687
Now, let's clean up these traps.
541
00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:09,939
-Yes. Please.
-And get the cricket
out of here already.
542
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:11,899
And put him in the restaurant?
We do this all again tomorrow?
543
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:13,234
-No.
-No.
544
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,987
[gene]
♪ I chased the dream ♪
545
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:19,157
♪ like a ship lost at sea ♪
546
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:22,827
♪ should've chased
the thing in my dream ♪
547
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:26,164
♪ the thing that is me ♪
548
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:29,000
♪ I chased the dream ♪
549
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:31,002
♪ like they say ♪
550
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:33,171
♪ you're supposed to ♪
551
00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:36,174
♪ but chase the thing
in the dream ♪
552
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:40,344
♪ that your heart
wants to show you. ♪
553
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,304
Well?
554
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:43,014
-Gene, it's...
-It's amazing
555
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,307
And all the radio stations
on the planet
556
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,100
Are gonna want to play it
and I'm gonna be rich!
557
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,560
Sorry, what were you guys
gonna say?
558
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:50,938
[chuckling] I-I'm glad
you believe in yourself again.
559
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,857
And, yes,
it really is a good song.
560
00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,483
It really is.
Like, really.
561
00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:56,152
Not like when we were
saying it before.
562
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:58,821
I like both songs,
but this one a little...
563
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:01,449
-A lot better.
-So, did you send it in
to the contest?
564
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,826
No way. I'm not wasting
my song on that.
565
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:04,994
Wait, what?
566
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:06,445
You know how
those contests work.
567
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,289
They make you sign away
the rights to everything.
568
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,124
And this song is gonna be
the first single
569
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:12,001
From my debut
platinum double album
570
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,169
The best of gene belcher.
571
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:15,171
-Okay, good plan.
-Mm-hmm.
572
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:16,255
Oh, look, mint on the floor.
573
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,749
What? Can't be from us.
We cleaned.
574
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,134
Yeah, and we were so thorough.
575
00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:21,677
-[bob grunts]
-mmm, mmm, mmm.
576
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:22,929
I earned this floor mint.
577
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,055
[linda] you sure did, honey.
578
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,015
♪ tater tots with legs ♪
579
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,350
♪ hot tot to trot ♪
580
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:28,893
♪ tater tots with legs ♪
581
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,436
♪ hot tot to trot ♪
582
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,021
♪ tater tots with legs ♪
583
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:33,856
♪ hot tot to trot ♪
584
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,149
♪ zebras wearing bras ♪
585
00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:37,026
♪ zebras, zebras ♪
586
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,736
♪ zebras wearing bras ♪
587
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:40,154
♪ zebras, zebras ♪
588
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,739
♪ zebras wearing bras ♪
589
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,783
♪ zebras, zebras ♪
590
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:47,245
♪ salami, salami ♪
591
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:50,039
♪ salami,
salami ♪
592
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,833
♪ salami, salami ♪
593
00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:54,252
♪ salami. ♪
594
00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:56,170
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595
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:57,672
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596
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,507
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