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{\an8}Hey, I thought of a marketing slogan
for our Tank Bottoms idea.
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{\an8}Here it is. "Tank Bottoms,
tank tops for your bottom."
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{\an8}That's so good.
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{\an8}I know. Zeke, this is, like, the best
clothing invention anyone's ever had.
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{\an8}Replacing pockets
with holes for ventilation?
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{\an8}We're the best entrepreneurs ever.
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{\an8}More like entre-pre-new-world,
'cause our idea is a game-changer.
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And here's some more lockers.
And there's those lockers over there.
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You name it, we've got it.
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{\an8}Guys, please give
a warm Wagstaff welcome
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{\an8}to our newest student, Will.
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{\an8}Will, these are fellow eighth-graders
Jimmy Jr. and Zeke.
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{\an8}- Hello.
- 'Sup?
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{\an8}Run, Will. Leave while you still can.
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{\an8}That's Louise and Gene,
my siblings. Little rascals.
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{\an8}What grade are you in, Will? Fourteenth?
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{\an8}Nope. Just a tall eighth-grader.
Hi, Zeke.
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{\an8}Uh... Hi, Will.
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{\an8}So what are you guys
talking about?
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{\an8}Just something that'll
revolutionize the fashion industry
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{\an8}and life as we know it
called Tank Bottoms.
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{\an8}Right.
Your "shorts with no pockets" thing.
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{\an8}Uh, yes.
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{\an8}That's an oversimplified
explanation of it, but yes.
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{\an8}Oh, I just remembered.
I gotta go to class.
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{\an8}I'm out of here. Okay.
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{\an8}- But the bell hasn't even rung yet.
- Oh, man.
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{\an8}Sorry. I can't hear you
over all this hallway chatter.
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{\an8}I'll see you in class.
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{\an8}- All right.
- Zeke's usually not like that.
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{\an8}- I know what Zeke's like.
- You do?
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{\an8}We went to the same school
in third grade.
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{\an8}We called him "Pee Streak Zeke."
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{\an8}What? Why'd they call him that?
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{\an8}Longest pee? Duration or distance?
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{\an8}Or a fun combination of the two?
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{\an8}Not exactly.
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{\an8}Okay. Should we keep the old tour going?
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{\an8}Have you shown Will
the booger wall yet?
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{\an8}- Booger wall?
- It's what it sounds like.
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{\an8}See if you can guess which are mine.
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{\an8}Here's a hint.
They're brown like their daddy's eyes.
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"Hey. I'm Bob. I like to sweep.
But I can't keep any customers." Zoom.
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Ha! Rhyming can be mean.
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"Well, I'm Jimmy.
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I like to stand
in front of my restaurant."
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- Wait. Why are you coming over here?
- I'm bored.
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You must know what that's like, right?
'Cause of your life? Ha!
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Okay, thanks for coming over
to say that.
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Kinda slow at my place lately.
You been slow too?
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- Yeah. Do you need something?
- You get one rat...
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- That's part of the business.
- ...pack.
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One pack of rats, covered in roaches,
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suddenly people don't
wanna eat their spaghetti.
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You had a pack of rats
covered with roaches?
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Yeah. You've never had that?
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Not at the same time.
Our rats and roaches don't get along.
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Well, you're lucky. The Burger Ball Pit?
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It's just something I was trying.
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It's a bunch of tiny meatballs
instead of a patty.
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Tiny meatballs?
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I was just fooling around.
Cheese holds them all in place.
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- Hmm. Okay, goodbye.
- Yeah? I mean...
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Oh. Okay. Bye.
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- You're a fart.
- Right.
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That was almost a normal conversation.
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But you're you, so you said that.
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That's you.
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Am I crazy or would this
make a nice apartment?
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Get some houseplants,
maybe a mini-fridge...
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It's basically an upgrade
from where we live now.
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- I had more ideas about Tank Bottoms.
- Uh-huh.
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Tank Bottoms is kind of a mouthful, so
I was thinking we would call them TBs.
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Oh. Yeah, yeah.
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But then the problem is
that's also what they call tuberculosis.
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- Mmm-hmm. Sounds great.
- Are you even listening to me?
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- Yeah. Sorry.
- What are you looking at?
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- Nothing, nothing.
- What, tetherball?
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Oh, my God. Another TB.
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So, yeah, this is our tetherball.
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- It's sneaky. If you play, be careful.
- Uh-huh.
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You wanna give this baby a spin?
Oh, you missed it.
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- Ow! I'm okay.
- Sorry. I'll be right back.
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Oh, okay.
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What do you think about this
for a slogan? "The TB you wanna get."
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I love it. But, uh, listen. I gotta go.
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I gotta go somewhere real fast,
all right?
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What the heck?
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That's the second time today
Zeke has just run off. Huh.
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When he has to go,
he has to go. He's pee-streaking.
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The ketchup loves the mustard
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but it makes the ketchup flustered
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So I give them a little space...
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So, what'll it be today, Teddy?
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Er... Maybe just
a cheeseburger and fries.
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Really? Did you take a look
at the burger of the day?
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Eh, I don't know.
Bunch of little burger balls?
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Yeah. There's a ball pit in your mouth
and your taste buds are jumping in it.
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It's interesting, Teddy.
I'm having fun with texture.
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Oh, yeah, very fun.
I just don't want to have fun.
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Like that.
With a bunch of balls in my mouth.
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Fine. Some people are just
more open to new ideas. And you're dumb.
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- Exactly. What?
- Nothing.
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What the...
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{\an8}- Jimmy, the Pizza Ball Pit?
- Smart, right?
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{\an8}I just tore up a pizza,
smashed it into balls
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{\an8}and put it on top of another pizza.
Like a ball pit.
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You stole my idea.
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What? No. Yours is a burger.
Mine's pizza.
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- Totally different.
- Totally different, Bob.
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It's the same name.
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Which works for a burger,
because it's like a deconstructed, um...
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"Um, um, um..." Look, Bob.
We both had the same idea.
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- We'll see who it works out better for.
- For whom it works out better.
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- Just go inside, Trev.
- What? Jeez. Grammar matters.
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It's stealing, Jimmy.
You know what happens to thieves?
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- What, Bob?
- They get their comeuppance.
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Comeuppance?
What is that, from Mary Poppins?
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So what if it is?
She was a great nanny.
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It's time for ravioli
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I will not eat them slowly, no
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I'd be shocked if you did.
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You're seriously not eating
in the cafeteria?
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I don't feel like it today.
Why do we have to eat lunch together?
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Why can't we eat separately
in quiet contemplation?
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I'm gonna go eat in the library.
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There's no food in the library.
And you didn't bring a sack lunch.
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It doesn't make any sense.
Wait. Is this about Will?
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What was all that
pee streak stuff about?
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Did you pee your pants or something
and he made fun of you?
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I don't wanna talk about it, J-Ju.
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I just wanna be alone
in the library today.
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Not in a bad way.
I love reading. I love it. Bye.
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Oh, my gosh. I think Zeke was bullied.
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My sweet best friend. Sweet, sweet Zeke.
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Huh. So Will's a bully.
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Seems like it.
Willy the Bully, aka Wooly Bully.
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I don't like bullies.
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Especially in our school.
And in our sister's grade.
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I mean, what if he makes Tina pee
and embarrasses her?
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- She already fights an uphill battle.
- Yeah.
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- We gotta nip this in the bud.
- It's "the butt."
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We should give Will
a taste of his own medicine.
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Western medicine. Not holistic at all.
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- I've got a good plan, Gene.
- Me too. Begging for extra ravioli.
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I mean a plan to get revenge
on Will for Zeke,
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and show him that this bullying crap
won't fly here.
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Oh. Right. Yeah.
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- So, we each get a juice box.
- Uh-huh.
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- You don't drink yours.
- I don't like that.
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We offer Tina and Will
the seats across from us.
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Why wouldn't they sit near Tina's
harmless siblings?
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- We're terrific.
- They don't know you have a juice box
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hidden out of sight,
aimed at Will's crotch.
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I will make small talk,
while you line up your shot.
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And when I say the words
"interesting ravioli,"
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you squeeze the box,
spraying apple juice on Will's crotch,
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making it look like he peed his pants.
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He'll stand up when he feels the juice,
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then I'll yell, "Gross.
Everybody, look at Pee Streak Will."
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The entire cafeteria looks over at him,
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they all point and laugh
and then Will says,
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"Didn't I get what I deserve?
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"Thanks, Louise and Gene,
for putting me in my place.
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"If that's who did this.
I don't know for sure."
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And will I be reimbursed
for any lost juice?
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In the next life.
Which could be soon if Will kills us.
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But it's a risk we have to take.
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Are you talking about
doing something to Will?
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Something really heroic, yeah. Why?
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I feel bad for Zeke too, but I just
don't think aggression is the answer.
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Um, it definitely is.
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If you bully a bully,
it's still bullying.
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- I'm not in the mood for riddles.
- Ooh. Those look interesting.
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What are they?
Edible pillows full of cheese?
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Uh-huh.
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Did you get your bun tightened?
It looks gorgeous.
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- I did. Thank you.
- Thank you.
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How's your regular cheeseburger that
you can literally get any day, Teddy?
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Really good, Bob.
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I can't believe Pesto just
stole my Burger Ball Pit idea.
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People sometimes have
the same idea at the same time.
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Remember when Deep Impact and Armageddon
came out the same year?
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Or when Steve Harvey started going bald
right when I started going bald?
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- Spooky.
- It's not like that, at all.
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I had the idea first.
He saw it and then he stole it.
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Oh, my God. I think he's getting a line.
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What? No.
They could be there for another reason,
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all a few feet apart
and facing the same direction,
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and waiting to get inside.
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Did you see what
they're doing at Pesto's?
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Pizza Balls. Such a fun idea.
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- It was my idea!
- Whoa!
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Order the burger of the day, Mort.
Do not make the same mistake I did.
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Uh, one burger of the day, please.
Oh, look at that.
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- Burger Balls. Fun.
- Don't patronize me, Mort.
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Jeez, you really screwed
that one up, Mort.
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Hey, guys.
We gotta stop meeting like this.
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- Just kidding.
- Not on that side, Rudy.
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- Sit over here.
- What? Why?
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- The lighting is all weird over there.
- Okay.
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Zeke. You're here.
What happened to the library?
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Was it too noisy?
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Mr. Frond saw me
and said I needed to get some nutrition.
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I told him I was reading a cookbook,
so that should count. He didn't agree.
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I wasn't reading a cookbook.
I was holding my hands like this.
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Zeke, I want you to know that
I'm here for you and I care about you.
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- Do you want some of my ravioli?
- Yes.
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I was talking to Zeke.
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Don't worry, Zeke.
We got you covered.
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- Thanks. But what?
- We're gonna shut Will the Bully down.
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- Wooly Bully.
- What? Do what?
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You don't have to hide it.
We figured it out.
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We know you were bullied.
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- Zeke was bullied?
- Wait, wait.
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I get why you wouldn't wanna tell me.
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I'm one of the cool kids
and you were embarrassed.
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No. You don't understand.
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As soon as Tina and Will sit down,
I'm gonna distract Will,
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Gene's gonna spray Will's crotch
with apple juice under the table.
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My apple juice. Some of us
are making a big sacrifice today.
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- No. No, guys, no. Please don't do that.
- Shh!
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Here he comes. Tina. Will. Over here.
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Hey, everybody. We were doing
the whole lunch line thing.
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It went well.
They had lunch at his old school too.
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- Tina, sit right across from me.
- Okay.
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Hey there, Will.
So you're sitting here. That's cool.
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Great.
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So, Will, what do you think
of Wagstaff so far?
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Maintain eye contact while you answer
and don't look anywhere else.
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Um, seems okay.
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- Will, uh...
- What?
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Interesting ravioli.
Interesting ravioli.
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- Gene, no!
- What are you doing?
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Where is it? Give it to me.
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- Stop it. You'll ruin it.
- What's going on under there?
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Let go.
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So, Will, what'd you
think of the booger wall?
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- Boogerific. Am I right?
- What?
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- Dang it, Gene.
- You got Zeke's crotch?
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Bad news? Yes.
Good news? Still some juice left.
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Don't you say it, Will.
Don't you say it.
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- Say what?
- Pee Streak Zeke.
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- Sorry, Zeke.
- Hold on now.
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00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:09,191
I wasn't gonna say...
Wait. Were you gonna squirt that on me?
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Yes. We were gonna bully you
before you could bully anyone else.
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So did it work? Are we heroes?
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- Let's say yes.
- People, please.
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Why don't you just pick on someone your
own size, Tall Guy? Like Mr. Branca.
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- I don't want any trouble.
- Everybody, just stop.
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Will never bullied me or anyone.
252
00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:24,957
- What?
- Come again?
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I was...
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I was the bully.
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And that was the last of my juice.
256
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So you're not a bully?
257
00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:38,596
- No.
- But you're so tall.
258
00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:41,098
You do kinda have this
"don't mess with me" vibe
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that has a lot of the girls here
going crazy.
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- Other girls. Not me. But I get it.
- I can see that.
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Like Zeke said, he was the bully.
I was the bullied.
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I'm gonna go try to dry off.
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00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,236
Sorry. Me spraying juice
on you wasn't bullying.
264
00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:57,281
- That was just an accident.
- Zeke, what happened?
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00:10:57,281 --> 00:10:59,950
I'm not proud of it,
but by the time I started
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going to school at Rocky Creek
Elementary, where Will went,
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I had already been to so many schools,
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'cause my family moved around so much.
269
00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:09,794
I was always the new kid.
And it wasn't easy making friends.
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00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:12,004
Between that
and my impulse control issues,
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I started wrestling kids.
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Like, all the time.
Before I even knew it was a sport.
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I couldn't help it.
I just had a lot of nervous energy.
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One day I got a kid in a headlock.
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I guess I caught him
on his way to the bathroom,
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and also maybe he was scared,
'cause of me putting him in a headlock.
277
00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:28,521
And he... Well, he peed a little.
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And everyone pointed and laughed,
and that's how it all started.
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After that kid peed, the kids
who thought it was funny were like,
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"Come hang out with us."
281
00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:37,571
And then I kept trying
to make them laugh.
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00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:39,657
And even though I only
made that first kid pee,
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they called me "Pee Streak Zeke."
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And, yeah, Will was
one of the kids I bullied.
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Pee Streak Zeke! Pee Streak Zeke!
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00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:49,750
I mean,
I had a group of friends, a nickname,
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00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:52,837
and it was the first time
I felt like I belonged.
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00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:55,506
- Wow.
- I know. It's a lot.
289
00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:56,799
That's pretty bad, Zeke.
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00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:59,468
I've been told I have
the perfect neck for headlocks
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but I'm trying to cut down.
292
00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:03,305
I know. It's awful.
I don't like to talk about it.
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I don't like to think about it.
I'm not that person anymore.
294
00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:09,562
But, Zeke, now you have the chance
to apologize, make amends,
295
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,105
right the wrongs of the past.
296
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You should definitely apologize.
297
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:16,110
Maybe send him an edible arrangement,
or give him your house.
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Maybe adopt a highway for him.
299
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,864
Oh, um, Will doesn't seem like
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00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:22,742
he's ready to hear an apology,
or talk to me at all.
301
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:26,245
I think the best thing for me to do
is to keep a respectful distance.
302
00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:29,874
No, Zeke. Just do it now.
It's the only way to move forward.
303
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,625
But I...
304
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:32,877
Whoops! That's the bell.
305
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:35,588
Guess we'll put a pin in this for now
and focus on our studies.
306
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,841
Wait, Will. Can you please meet us
on the steps out front after school?
307
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,843
Zeke has something he wants to tell you.
308
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,511
Or if you're busy, that's cool.
309
00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:46,140
Late notice, I get it.
You probably have plans.
310
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,516
No, I'll be there.
311
00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:49,185
- Great.
- Great.
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00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:51,771
Uh, come on, Will.
I'll take you to your next class.
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00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:55,232
I think we have algebra together.
Alge-bring you there.
314
00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:57,401
Trust me, Zeke.
This is gonna be a good thing.
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00:12:57,401 --> 00:12:58,736
Oh, boy.
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00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:00,946
I guess I'll have to take
the rest of these to go.
317
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:03,115
And there we go.
318
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:05,367
- Like a little Italian squirrel.
- Oh, yeah.
319
00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:06,702
Grazie!
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00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:11,499
So, Bob, are you just gonna
keep stewing or what?
321
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:14,293
Someone's taking pictures
of Pesto's with a fancy camera.
322
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:15,753
You think they're from the paper?
323
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:17,880
Oh, my God. That's it.
I'm going over there.
324
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,841
- No, Bob, don't.
- Linda's right, Bob. To what end?
325
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:22,802
"To what end"? Just say "Why?" Mort.
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00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,678
- Why?
- Are you asking that to me or to Bob?
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00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:26,347
- I don't know.
- I'm gonna expose him.
328
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,015
I'm gonna tell that reporter person,
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00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:30,726
if it is a reporter person,
that it was my idea.
330
00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:34,271
Come on, Bob. We know you had the idea.
You know you had the idea.
331
00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:36,065
You'll have another idea tomorrow.
332
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,192
If you don't have a heart attack
over Jimmy Pesto.
333
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,236
Linda's right.
My therapist would say,
334
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:43,322
focus on your own happiness
and don't compare it to other people's.
335
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:44,532
Your therapist is an idiot.
336
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:47,993
You take that back, Bob.
Do not speak of Dr. Marjorie that way.
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00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:50,579
That woman has put up
with so much in her life.
338
00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:52,915
- What?
- The balls haven't rolled her way.
339
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,209
Okay, I'm sorry. She's probably great.
340
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,211
She's just never met Jimmy Pesto.
341
00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:58,420
Aw, Bob.
342
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,423
So many little balls.
I really just wanted soup.
343
00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:03,092
I know, Mort. I know.
344
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,971
So I just thought to myself,
balls, Pizza Balls.
345
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,722
And then, Pizza Ball Pit. Boom.
346
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:10,933
- Oh, my God.
- Bob, we're gonna be in the paper.
347
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,852
On the Internet. Where it really counts.
348
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,603
My mom's finally
gonna be proud of me.
349
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:17,815
That's great. I have something
interesting for the article.
350
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:20,401
- Sorry. Who are you?
- I am the guy who invented...
351
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,528
- Ah, ah, ah!
- I invented...
352
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,197
- Ah, ah, ah!
- I happen to have invented...
353
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:28,492
Look, I don't know what this is,
but I'm on a deadline, okay?
354
00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:30,035
You should be interviewing me.
355
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:33,163
Hmm. Who should I interview,
the inventor of the Pizza Ball Pit,
356
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:35,040
or some guy who wandered
in off the street
357
00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:37,126
who won't stop shrieking
while I'm working?
358
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,294
I'm not shrieking.
359
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,713
Let's go someplace quieter.
Come back in the kitchen.
360
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,048
I can show you the oven
where it all happens.
361
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:46,093
It looks like a microwave,
but it's not exactly a microwave.
362
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,845
Hmm.
363
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,179
So, you're staying?
364
00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:51,932
Yes. I'm gonna make sure
that that guy tells the world
365
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:53,893
that Jimmy is a total fraud.
366
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,978
All right.
Want some water while you're waiting?
367
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:59,773
No, I don't want water.
Actually, yes. I'm a little thirsty.
368
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,609
- Thank you.
- Seven dollars.
369
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,736
- What?
- Got you. Classic me.
370
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,072
Well, I don't see Will anywhere, J-Ju.
371
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,991
I guess I'll head home,
try again tomorrow.
372
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:10,993
Zeke, wait. I know what you're doing.
373
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,953
You're trying to kick this can
down the road.
374
00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:15,664
Well, guess what.
That road is a dead end.
375
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:17,249
- I know, but...
- Zeke, listen.
376
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,209
We've all done things
we're not proud of.
377
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:22,046
I used to tell Andy and Ollie that
there was only one of them.
378
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,923
- It messed with them for weeks.
- Jeez.
379
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,592
The point is we recognize our mistakes
and we learn from them.
380
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:27,801
It's how we grow.
381
00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:29,637
Did we miss it? Did anyone DVR it?
382
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:32,348
Not yet. And for all we know,
Will already went home and...
383
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,641
- Here he comes.
- Dang.
384
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:36,352
This is what we do when
the bell rings at the end of the day.
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00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:37,436
We come outside.
386
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,939
And that completes
your welcome tour of Wagstaff.
387
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:43,359
Hey, Will.
Zeke wants to tell you something. Zeke?
388
00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:46,028
- I'm sorry I bullied you.
- Okay.
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00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:48,697
I'm sorry I did those awful things
to you to impress people.
390
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:51,617
Putting you in headlocks and stuff,
but I'm not that kid anymore.
391
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,202
So, I hope you can forgive me,
392
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,579
and we can be okay
with each other moving forward.
393
00:15:55,579 --> 00:16:00,250
Wow. Will, pretty heartfelt apology
from Zeke over here. What you thinking?
394
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:03,170
- I do not accept.
- What? What the hell, Will?
395
00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:05,714
He didn't even apologize
for what he actually did.
396
00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:08,300
- But...
- What, making you pee your pants?
397
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:09,510
He never made me pee.
398
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:12,846
He got me in a headlock a few times,
but that's not the really bad part.
399
00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:14,139
What's the really bad part?
400
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:17,101
Hey, Jimmy Jr., don't you have to go?
You have that thing, right?
401
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,728
You better get going.
Get on now. Get out. Get.
402
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:21,355
He made fun of my lisp.
403
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:26,110
Your lips? They look fine to me.
They look completely normal.
404
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,028
Not my lips. My lisp.
405
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:30,197
What? Seriously?
406
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,744
I can't believe you made fun
of someone's lisp, Zeke.
407
00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:37,079
That's so messed up.
408
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:40,332
It was just one time,
and I felt so bad, I never did it again.
409
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:43,544
- Wait. You have a lisp?
- I did, when I was in third grade.
410
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:47,089
I said, "Stop, Zeke.
You're so stupid." But I had a lisp.
411
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,967
- So it came out...
- Thtop, Theke. You're tho thtupid.
412
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,385
And Zeke made fun of me.
413
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,595
I didn't want all those guys
to see me cry,
414
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,973
so I hid in a bathroom stall
for the rest of recess.
415
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,057
Oh, Will.
416
00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:59,852
Then some kids came in,
and they saw the closed stall door
417
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,312
and they said, "Ew!
Someone's pooping in there,"
418
00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:03,731
and I said, "No, I'm not."
419
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:08,027
But I sounded like I was crying,
and crying in the bathroom seemed worse,
420
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,820
so I leaned into the pooping thing
421
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,948
and I said, "I mean, yes, I am,"
and I made some fart noises
422
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:14,950
and tried to make
the whole thing believable.
423
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,994
Good for you.
- I'm sorry, Will.
424
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,454
And, Jimmy Jr., please.
425
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:21,206
You're my best friend.
You gotta know how sorry I am.
426
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:22,875
I don't know what to say, Zeke.
427
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,919
I don't even think I wanna do
Tank Bottoms with you anymore.
428
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,379
Don't say that, J-Ju.
429
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,715
I mean, yeah,
a lot of people don't know this,
430
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,467
but I have a speech impediment.
431
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:33,093
- Really?
- I never...
432
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:36,430
I've worked through a lot
of it, but sometimes it shows up.
433
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:39,600
You have to believe me.
I never did anything like that again.
434
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,436
I did some wrestling stuff,
but never the speech stuff,
435
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:45,314
or someone's looks, or height,
or weight or anything.
436
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:48,650
You have to forgive me, guys.
There's gotta be something I can do.
437
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,903
I honestly don't see
how you fix this, Zeke.
438
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:54,114
Money never hurts. 100 bucks each?
Fifty to me for brokering the deal?
439
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,824
Let them make fun of your butt?
440
00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:57,117
- Fine.
- Oh, wow.
441
00:17:57,117 --> 00:18:00,621
- Zeke, don't...
- I mean, you could lick the booger wall.
442
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:01,705
- What?
- Yes.
443
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:02,790
Interesting.
444
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,958
I guess it would show
you're really sorry.
445
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:08,003
Okay. Looks like
I'm gonna lick a booger wall.
446
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:10,547
Wow. I'm not usually into
after-school activities,
447
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:13,050
but I'll stick around for this one.
448
00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,678
Ugh! How is his water
not even good?
449
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:25,479
Come on, Bob. We know you had the idea.
You know you had the idea.
450
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,147
And you'll have
another idea tomorrow.
451
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:30,192
Focus on your own happiness,
and not compare it to other people's.
452
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:31,902
Linda's right, Bob. To what end?
453
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,904
To what end?
Just say "Why?" Mort.
454
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:36,949
Thanks. Our readers are gonna love this.
Good. That guy is still here.
455
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,326
I'll keep talking as I exit,
so he can't talk to me.
456
00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:40,410
See you later. Bye.
457
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:43,288
Bob, what are you still doing here?
Looking for some good food?
458
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:44,414
That's a zoom.
459
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:47,793
I came over here to tell everyone
that you're a liar who stole my idea.
460
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,003
Ha! You are that.
461
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:52,339
But now all I wanna do
is tell you something.
462
00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:55,509
- What's that, Bob?
- I'd rather be me than you.
463
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:58,220
Pff. Yeah, right.
You'd rather be scraping by
464
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,723
than have a popular place
and a mostly restored 280Z? Come on.
465
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,809
I can always think of
other ideas, Jimmy.
466
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,937
This wasn't even one of my best.
It might be one of my worst.
467
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:09,982
And since you and your customers
like it, that's a red flag.
468
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,442
- Ouch.
- So this idea? You can have it.
469
00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:15,070
I don't need it.
All I need is right up here.
470
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,280
Whoa.
471
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,949
- Don't whoa.
- Sorry. I want that kind of confidence.
472
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:23,162
- Just zip it.
- Okay, zipping. Unzipping.
473
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:24,913
You're back. Finally.
474
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,456
What happened?
Did you make a stink?
475
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:29,418
Did you steal the reporter's pen
and scribble all over his notes?
476
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,879
No. I just told Jimmy
I'd rather be me than him.
477
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:35,841
Aw! Bobby, so wise.
Like a little Bobby Buddha. Mwah!
478
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,719
And I said that I'll have another,
better idea tomorrow.
479
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:41,763
- Yeah, that's what I told you.
- I guess I stole it from you.
480
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,932
Well, I won't make a big deal about it,
481
00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:46,226
like some handsome cutie-pie chefs.
482
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,437
- She's talking about you, Bob.
- Thanks, Teddy.
483
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,648
So many boogers.
Precious memories.
484
00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:53,942
It's more booger than wall
at this point.
485
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:56,236
Okay. Here goes.
486
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,294
Wait, Zeke.
You don't have to do this.
487
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,796
You were willing to lick boogers.
That's enough.
488
00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:16,215
I mean, I guess.
489
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,507
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
490
00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:20,219
I was asking Jimmy Jr.
I mean, you too, but also him.
491
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,346
Yeah. Will's right.
492
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:25,390
I didn't know you then,
but I know you now, Zeke.
493
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:26,600
I know your heart.
494
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,894
Oh, man, J-Ju... Ah!
495
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,146
- What are you doing?
- Stop. You don't have to do it.
496
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:33,232
That's gonna make it
even more beautiful.
497
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,150
- Sick.
- Yes!
498
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:36,652
- Wow.
- Oh, Zeke.
499
00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:39,112
It wasn't that bad.
500
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:41,865
But I'm gonna...
Oh, my God. I'm gonna throw up.
501
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,327
Oh, my God.
You're my best friend, Jimmy Jr.
502
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:46,995
You're my best friend, Zeke,
503
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:49,039
even if I can't quite
look at you right now.
504
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:51,792
I get it. Now, who wants
to get licked by a booger tongue?
505
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,418
Come on. Who wants it?
506
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:54,920
Come here, J-Ju.
Gross!
507
00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:57,047
I'm gonna get you with
my booger tongue.
508
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:59,716
This isn't bullying. This is horseplay.
Now come here. Come on.
509
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,635
The ketchup loves the mustard
510
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:03,637
But it makes the ketchup flustered
511
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,889
So I give them a little space
512
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:11,937
The ketchup loves the mustard
But it makes the ketchup flustered
513
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,648
So I give them a little space
514
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,027
It's time for ravioli
515
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:20,946
I will not eat this slowly
516
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:25,033
- The ketchup loves the mustard
- The ketchup loves the mustard
517
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:29,454
- The ketchup loves the mustard
- The ketchup loves the mustard
518
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:32,916
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