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{\an8}(SIGHS)

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{\an8}Morning, Pancake.
Sorry, did I wake you up?

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{\an8}I didn't sleep that great.
It's Saturday morning.

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{\an8}So tonight is
Saturday night, which is...

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{\an8}you-know-what. Yup.

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{\an8}Feeling a little...
stressed, I guess.

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{\an8}Should we do that thing
that calms me down? Yeah? Okay.

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{\an8}One, two, three.

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{\an8}(SINGING) <i>Islands in the stream</i>

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{\an8}<i>That is what we are</i>

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{\an8}Okay, no, I'm sorry,
that's where you're supposed to come in.

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{\an8}- SYLVESTER: Rudy, breakfast.
- Okay. Coming.

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{\an8}I made something
pretty egg-cellent for us.

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{\an8}It's eggs. That's why I said that.

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{\an8}I, uh, looked up the menu
for the restaurant

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{\an8}we're going to tonight,

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{\an8}and they have breadsticks.

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{\an8}Oh, yum. That's great.

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{\an8}Yep. And dipping sauces,
if you can believe it.

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{\an8}You excited? I'm excited.

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{\an8}Uh-huh. Yeah. Yes.

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And now I'm familiar with the menu,

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so I can just relax
and enjoy the evening.

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Focus on having fun with everybody.

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'Cause it's gonna be so fun.

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- For sure.
- You jazzed?

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- Very jazzed.
- Jazzed twins, aren't we?

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Okay, I'm gonna go get the car washed,

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and then I need to exchange
a shirt at the mall.

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- You want to come?
- Sure.

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Decided to get a size bigger.

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Been putting on a few muscles lately.
Little bit.

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- Uh-huh.
- Is this muscle bigger?

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- Oh, y-yes.
- Feel it.

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Whoa... Oh, wait.
No, that's your elbow.

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Whoa.

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Yup, that's 'cause I installed

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- that pull-up bar.
- Mm-hmm.

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I mean,
I had someone else install it for me.

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But I use it. Couple times a month.

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Hey, Dad, can we can stop
at the magic store

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on the way to the mall?
I want to get a new trick for tonight.

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Oh, right, of course.
The main event of these dinners.

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Tableside magic by the Amazing Rudy.

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- I mean, I-I try to bring it.
- And you do bring it.

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Now, can you make
my armpit eczema disappear?

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(CHUCKLES) Just a little joke.
It's-it's under control.

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- Pretty much.
- Yeah, it is. Fist bump.

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- Oh, wait. No, I thought--
- Yeah, I went for the,

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I was going for the high-five,
so, sorry.

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I thought we were fist-bumping.

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Yeah. Okay, no, you said
fist bump, so let's...

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(BOTH GRUNTING)

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Hold on. Here, here we go.

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Okay, that's...
N-Now you're just grabbing my--

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Okay, I'm gonna...
Uh, here I go, I'm gonna let go.

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No, no, no.
You got to stay in the car.

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A magician never lets people
come with him into a magic shop.

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Right. Right. Uh, you need money?

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I'm good. I've still got $13
left over from mowing lawns.

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- Well, I mean... one lawn.
- Yeah.

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It was a fun way to learn
I'm allergic to grass.

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I'm glad they found me when they did.

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- Hmm...
- ESMERALDA: Is that Rudy the cutie?

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Oh, hi, Esmeralda. Yeah it's me.

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Horace here, too?

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No, he's at a cape conference
in Cape Cod.

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Told him to bring me back
something flashy.

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Looking for anything in particular?

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Well, looking for something
that can really wow a group

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- and work in a restaurant situation.
- Okay.

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So maybe it could be
kind of an icebreaker,

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maybe sort of a conversation piece.

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Just, you know,
a magic trick that brings

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all of humanity together,

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even in the most awkward
of fine dining experiences.

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- Under $13, please.
- Hmm...

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All right, teeny Houdini.

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We just got a new sleeve scarf trick in.

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Two more scarves in this one.

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- Mm...
- Okay, how about rings?

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- Yeah, uh, I don't know.
- Okay, let me think.

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- Is this a fancy restaurant?
- They serve breadsticks.

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Hmm. Oh, I have just the thing.

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Sodium polyacrylate.

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Sodium poly... what'd you say?

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Step over here
and I'll show you how it works.

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It'll be perfect for the setting.

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It's $8.99 plus tax.

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Leaves you a little
left over for a cocktail.

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- You're 21, right?
- I turned 35 last month,

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but thank you. (CHUCKLES)

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Just kidding.
Oh, it feels good to laugh.

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SYLVESTER: So, uh,
Rudy, a-about tonight...

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Yep. I'm jazzed. Whoo!

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- Oh, yeah, yeah. No, me, too. Me, too.
- Great.

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But I-I-I did want to say,

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I know these dinners, you know, um...

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You-You've always been
a trooper, and, uh,

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and-and-and-and I know tonight is gonna

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be a little different,
you know, uh, guest-list-wise.

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And, oop, okay, it's our turn.

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All right. Here we go.

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- (LOUD WHIRRING)
- I-I-I was...

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I was just saying, I-I mean,

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I just... I-I-I wanted to say...
Uh, this is so loud.

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Yeah, it is!

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- Yeah, I-I think Paul's very nice!
- What?

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And-and-and we all love you
so very much!

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- What?
- And we love--

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- What?
- I said...

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SYLVESTER: Hi.

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Uh, can I exchange this for a size up?

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CLERK: Of course.

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SYLVESTER: Put a chin-up bar in
my house, and my sleeves have noticed.

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CLERK: What?
SYLVESTER: Nothing. Nothing.

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Hey, Dad, can I meet you
at Better Off Head?

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- Oh, uh, th-the kiosk?
- Yeah.

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Maybe I'll wear a hat tonight.
Little head candy never hurt.

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Okay. Yeah, sure. Hey.

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Hey. Don't try on any hats
I wouldn't try on.

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I know. No berets.

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They just don't work with
our family's head shape.

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Hmm. Not really me, but not not me.

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Ooh, now that's a Daring Danny.

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TINA: People made wishes
with those coins, Louise.

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But what if their wish was for us

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to use that change to get
a giant chocolate chip cookie?

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My wish is just to soak
my barking dogs for a minute.

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Okay, kids. Your dad bought
his new special pillow.

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For my special neck.

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We love that you can't turn
your head all the way.

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- We get away with so much.
- Hmm.

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Come on.
Let's go pick out Grandma

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and Grandpa's anniversary gift.

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Okay. Tina was thinking

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about stealing money from the fountain.

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Wait, what? No, I wasn't.

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Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

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LINDA: We could get 'em
these glass turtles with

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the red heart in between that says

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"We're Turtle-y in Love."

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- TINA: Classy.
- Or...

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the wooden paperweight
with the Eiffel Tower carved

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into it that says
"Paperweights Are for Lovers"?

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- Trashy.
- RUDY: Hey, guys.

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Rude-a-than.

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What brings you to the mall, young man?

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- Oh, I was just looking at hats.
- In all the wrong places?

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Just kidding.

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- The mall's a good place to find a hat.
- And a spouse.

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Okay, Rudy, if you were my parents,
which one would you want?

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- Huh?
- You're here, you're a part of this now.

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Oh, uh, they're both confusing.

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- (LINDA HUFFS)
- (COUGHS) Turtles.

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Let's just pick something
and pay for it, please.

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We got to get home and make
my Gene-got-a-B-minus dinner.

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Because I got my
science grade up from an F-plus.

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- Aw, my little Bunsen burner.
- Guy gets one B-minus.

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I get to pick
any dinner I want,

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and I picked
loaded baked potato lasagna,

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which is something I made up

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when I was definitely
paying attention in science.

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Are you sure you don't want
something else?

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It's my day.

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- It's his day, Dad.
- Yup.

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It's just, just, I'm not sure
lasagna should include

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a loaded baked potato
or a cornbread crust.

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Rudy, you should
come over for dinner.

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I think it's gonna be
one of the worst foods we've ever tried.

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Uh, actually, I can't come.
I have plans.

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Ooh. Plans. Fancy.

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- Look at you.
- Are you going to the opera?

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Watch out for phantoms.

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No, it's just a family thing.

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That's okay,
I'm sure Gene will talk my mom

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into making gross food
some other time, too.

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Thanks. Well, better get back
to Better Off Head.

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My dad's meeting me there.
See you at school.

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I'm not sure I'm gonna
go anymore,

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- but if I do, I'll look you up.
- Okay.

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Yeah, and I probably
don't need to go

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because I'm so smart now,
but maybe.

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- All right, here we go.
- Yep.

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Our monthly "we're still
a family" dinner with your mom.

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But now with my friend Vicki

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and your mom's friend Paul. Boyfriend.

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- Boy who's a friend.
- Right.

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Yeah, it's gonna be
a great night.

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Yep. Yeah. Great. Just
all of us just hanging out.

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Hey, do you think I should,
uh, tuck my shirt in?

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It is long.

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There's just a...
It's just a lot of fabric.

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Tucked in, it looks like
I got puffy underwear on.

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Cool puffy underwear.

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Maybe I blouse it
a little bit, like this?

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Should I not wear this hat?

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What? No. Confident Conrad,
it's a, it's a great look.

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Yeah, but...
Well, maybe I won't.

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No, now I'm going untucked. Untucked.

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- Okay.
- Maybe, maybe yes on the hat.

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- I mean, it's hard to tell.
- Did this get longer?

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I mean, it's, like,
down to my knees now.

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Or I could do hat off.
Maybe I just carry it.

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You know what,
we both look great. Let's go.

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We're leaving the condo.

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I, I have to poop.

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Oh, boy, really?

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You know what,
I need to go, too.

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- Untucking.
- Okay, can I go first?

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- No, that's...
- And cutting in line, cutting in line.

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- Excuse me.
- Dad, ah, you pushed me!

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I'm sorry. You know how I am.

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Play music. It's gonna be bad.

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- RUDY: Turn on the fan.
- (SYLVESTER CRIES OUT)

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- How's the weather back there?
- What?

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Just... How's the temperature?
You need some AC or heat?

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- It's good.
- Good.

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Oh, oh, good,
you got the backpack.

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Glad you didn't forget it.

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Your literal "bag of tricks."
(CHUCKLES)

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It wouldn't be a family dinner
without the latest Amazing Rudy trick.

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I've actually been trying out Rudy
the Illusionary Visionary.

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- Ooh, chills.
- Yeah, not to build it up too much.

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Sure, sure. No. Of course.

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So glad we do these dinners,
me, you and your mom.

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And now we're adding some more people,
but that's good, too, right?

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I mean, Paul and Vicki.

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And me and your mom.

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I-I mean, I mean,
not Paul-and-Vicki.

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Your mom and Paul,
and me and Vicki.

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A-And you, of course.
You're the guest of honor.

233
00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:48,444
But not a guest
'cause you're our child.

234
00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:50,279
If anyone's a guest, it's Vicki

235
00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:52,448
'cause she and I haven't been
seeing each other very long.

236
00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:53,699
Dad, you sound kinda nervous.

237
00:08:53,824 --> 00:08:56,285
Ha, yeah,
I guess I am a little.

238
00:08:56,410 --> 00:08:58,120
Got the motormouth going there,
didn't I?

239
00:08:58,246 --> 00:08:59,455
Uh, not in a bad way.

240
00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:01,123
But, okay, if I do that at dinner

241
00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:02,959
just kick me under the table, please.

242
00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:04,418
- Okay, Dad.
- Yeah, but not too hard.

243
00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:05,753
You know how my calves bruise.

244
00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:07,129
That's what makes them interesting.

245
00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:09,131
Beautiful rainbow calves.

246
00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:10,508
Thanks, pal.

247
00:09:13,302 --> 00:09:14,887
SYLVESTER:
So... (CLEARS THROAT)

248
00:09:15,012 --> 00:09:16,806
Uh, so, should we get a drink
at the bar?

249
00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:18,307
VICKI: I'd love a drink.

250
00:09:18,432 --> 00:09:20,268
RUDY'S MOM:
Oh, it looks kind of crowded.

251
00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,395
PAUL: I could try and get us drinks
and bring 'em back here.

252
00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,355
SYLVESTER:
Oh. Oh, that's... that's nice of you.

253
00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,691
I-I'm good.
Or unless you... you want to?

254
00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,693
If-if you are going,
I'd take a glass of red wine,

255
00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,194
if they have a, uh...

256
00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:31,779
Vicki, what's the...
what's the red I like?

257
00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:33,239
VICKI: I have no idea.

258
00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:35,116
SYLVESTER: (LAUGHS)
Okay, maybe a margarita.

259
00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,243
Or you know what?
It's so hard to carry four drinks.

260
00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:39,078
Just don't worry about it.
It's actually... I'm-I'm good.

261
00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:40,830
HOSTESS: Stieblitz party of five?

262
00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:42,498
SYLVESTER: Oh, that's us,
just like the show.

263
00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:44,500
You know, the TV show
<i>Party of Five?</i>

264
00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:46,419
- HOSTESS: I'm sorry, I don't know it.
- Sure you do.

265
00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:48,087
It was really popular in the '90s.

266
00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:51,007
- HOSTESS: I was born in 2002.
- Oh, uh, all right.

267
00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:53,551
Let's just go to the table.

268
00:10:01,475 --> 00:10:03,352
Ah!

269
00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:05,187
- Ta-da!
- SYLVESTER: Oh.

270
00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:08,441
Oh.

271
00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:10,651
(SYLVESTER LAUGHS)

272
00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,867
Oh.

273
00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:20,036
(LAUGHING)

274
00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:28,210
Uh, welcome, everyone.
I am Rudy the Illusionary Visionary.

275
00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:31,172
- I love it.
- And now, empty cup, right?

276
00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:33,549
Please pass it around
and confirm that this is in fact

277
00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:35,509
a normal plastic cup.

278
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,303
- Yup, empty.
- Beer pong, anyone?

279
00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:39,263
- Totally normal.
- Couldn't be more empty.

280
00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:40,890
And now I take
this totally normal water here.

281
00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,099
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.

282
00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:44,810
And I will pour it into the cup,
say a few magic words.

283
00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,687
Mandy Patinkin, Mandy Patinkin.

284
00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:49,273
I will turn it over,
and the water will be gone.

285
00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:51,275
- Whoa.
- Uh-oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, my God.

286
00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:53,444
- My suede slacks.
- I'm sorry.

287
00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,529
I'm sorry. That wasn't
supposed to happen like that.

288
00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:57,198
I didn't do enough banter.

289
00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,367
I was supposed to wait 30 seconds.

290
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,869
That's okay, honey.
I loved it, loved the trick.

291
00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:03,412
Can we, uh,
get some napkins over here?

292
00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:04,914
But it didn't work.

293
00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:06,415
Anything I can help you with, folks?

294
00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:08,167
Uh, it's just a little spill,
no big deal.

295
00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:10,252
A towel or some napkins would be great.

296
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,463
- What is this stuff?
- Sodium polyacrylate.

297
00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:14,882
- What?
- I'm not supposed to reveal my tricks.

298
00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:17,802
It-It-It's okay to-to tell,
if it stains.

299
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,346
Sodium polyacrylate.
I-I don't think it stains.

300
00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:22,139
It's what they put in diapers.

301
00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:23,683
- It's what?
- I was supposed to wait

302
00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,351
for the powder to absorb the water.

303
00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,228
Hey, hey, hey, don't-don't sweat it.

304
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:29,397
How about you try the trick again
after dessert?

305
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,440
No, I can't. I only brought one packet.

306
00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:33,734
I got to go to the bathroom. Excuse me.

307
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,911
(WHIMPERING)

308
00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:45,955
(CRIES SOFTLY, SNIFFLES)

309
00:11:58,342 --> 00:12:00,970
(SNIFFLING)

310
00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,473
Are you all right?

311
00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:06,308
Oh, yup, totally. That's okay.

312
00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:08,936
Th-Thank you for...
Nice to meet you. (GRUNTS)

313
00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:13,607
(SNIFFLES)

314
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,484
GENE: And good night to you. Mwah.

315
00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:17,445
And good night to you. Mwah.

316
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,613
And good night to you. Mwah.

317
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,825
And good night to you. Mwah.
And good night to you. Mwah.

318
00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:24,118
And to you, Kevin. Mwah.

319
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,870
Good night to you most of all.

320
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,872
- Gene, please stop kissing the ketchups.
- Never!

321
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,373
- Good night, Kevin.
- Aw, Kevin.

322
00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:30,875
- Rudy?
- None of them are named Rudy.

323
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,334
No, look, it's Rudy.

324
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,003
He must have come for dinner after all.

325
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:35,588
Rudy, come in.

326
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,631
I mean, actually don't come in.
We're coming out.

327
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,925
I got to go take the super lasagna
out of the oven.

328
00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:41,969
What happened to your dinner thing?
You get stood up?

329
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,388
Oh, it got moved around.

330
00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:46,724
Great. Now you can have
gross lasagna with us.

331
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,893
Yeah. Go on up.
Did your parents drop you off?

332
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,061
Oh, uh, yup.
Yeah, they dropped me off.

333
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:53,647
Okay, I'll just finish by myself.

334
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,858
Great idea, Dad.
That's why you're the boss.

335
00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:58,903
Look at that, Rudy.
I can't wait to see her come out.

336
00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:00,738
- It's beautiful.
- Isn't it?

337
00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,615
My creation, come to life.

338
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,992
This must be how Dad felt
when I was being born.

339
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,244
- My lasagna is crowning!
- BOB: Whoa.

340
00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:08,871
Wow. Lot... lot of smells.

341
00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:11,040
Some I don't understand?

342
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,334
Okay, time to take this thing
out of the oven.

343
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:14,835
Whew! Ugh. Heavy.

344
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,337
It weighs, like, 50 pounds.

345
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,047
That's the ideal weight for a lasagna.

346
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,715
- BOB: Hmm.
- (GENE CLEARS THROAT)

347
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,009
Before we dig in,
I just want to say a few words.

348
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,720
(CLEARS THROAT) I could never
have made this dream a reality

349
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:27,056
without the people who were there
to help me along the way.

350
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,391
Mom, who's the wind beneath my noodles

351
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,852
- and the boss of all my sauce.
- LINDA: Aw.

352
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,854
GENE: Dad for not standing
in my way with Mom.

353
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,523
BOB: Hmm.
GENE: Tina and Louise

354
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,525
for letting me shine brighter
than you ever could.

355
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,236
Rudy, love you, bro.
Now let's eat!

356
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,322
Okay, focus group.

357
00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:45,783
I want everyone's reactions,
summed up in one word.

358
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,284
- Mom, go.
- Uh... a lot.

359
00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:48,828
Okay, that's two words,

360
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,371
but I'll let it slide
because you made it.

361
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:51,789
- Dad.
- So much.

362
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:54,500
- Wrong. Louise.
- Food, question mark?

363
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,168
Strike that from the record. Tina.

364
00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:58,671
Uh, lot of cheese and bacon

365
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:01,006
and noodles and red sauce
and ground beef

366
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:02,716
and chives and sour cream.

367
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,510
And, um, is that a piece of bagel?

368
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,387
Yup. Cinnamon raisin.
One word, please.

369
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,097
Okay, I'll say... bagel.

370
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,015
I feel like you guys aren't
rising to the challenge.

371
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:12,434
- Rudy, reaction.
- One word? Groundbreaking.

372
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,687
It's definitely better
than what I ordered.

373
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:16,397
- What you ordered?
- Ordered...

374
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,940
myself to eat at home.

375
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:20,234
I said, "Rudy, I order you
to eat this food."

376
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,986
Okay.

377
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,238
Rudy, are you sure
your parents know where you are?

378
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,407
Oh, yeah.
I-I-I asked them

379
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,493
if I could come over,
and they said, "Oh, yeah."

380
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,745
Okay, but maybe I should
give 'em just a quick call

381
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,414
and check what time
they want you back.

382
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,332
What's your mom's number?
Or your dad's?

383
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:36,584
Or who are you with right now?

384
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,253
Oh, um, I'm wi-with--

385
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,171
You're with your dad
this weekend, right?

386
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:42,506
He was at the mall?

387
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:44,383
Yeah, either.
You can call either.

388
00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:46,802
They're-they're together.
I mean, they're not together,

389
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:48,178
but it's complicated.

390
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,681
- But if you had to pick one--
- To call.

391
00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:53,267
Yeah, to call.
Not pick one, like pick one.

392
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,852
God. Sorry.

393
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,230
He's been in there a while.

394
00:14:58,355 --> 00:15:00,482
Did he eat something funky earlier?

395
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,026
I don't think so.

396
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,736
I know he pooped
before we left the house.

397
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,571
We both did. I'm sorry.

398
00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:07,990
- Maybe I should go check on him.
- Uh, give him another minute.

399
00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:10,492
You know, he's at that age
where he doesn't always want us to--

400
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:11,869
Right, yeah, yes.

401
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:13,412
What was it called again?
The stuff?

402
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:16,040
Oh, um, poly-carbonated something.

403
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,208
- Sodium poly-calca... Ah.
- Sodium poly-cal... cal... Uh.

404
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,085
- BOTH: Mm-hmm.
- Did he say it's from diapers?

405
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,504
- Probably not from used ones.
- Did he?

406
00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:24,965
It's going to voice mail.
Oh, the mailbox is full.

407
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,508
Who decides when it's full?

408
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,177
The little man
who lives inside the phone?

409
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:31,388
Well, this has been fun,
but, uh, I should get going,

410
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:33,515
- get back to my family.
- But you just got here.

411
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,351
- Is it the lasagna?
- (GASPS) Impossible.

412
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,019
Well, how are you gonna
get home?

413
00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:39,605
I think it's a little too late
to walk by yourself.

414
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,690
Is it the smell?
There is an odd smell.

415
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:44,526
- Father!
- No. No! I-I just, um...

416
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,946
I kinda, I kinda...

417
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,782
walked out of dinner
with my mom

418
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:52,868
and her boyfriend and my dad
and his... Vicki.

419
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:55,287
We were all eating dinner
together for the first time,

420
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:57,456
which, I guess, is how
family dinners are gonna be

421
00:15:57,581 --> 00:16:00,209
from now on, and I...
I did a magic trick,

422
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:02,419
and it was gonna
be pretty good, but I messed it up.

423
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:03,963
And I, and I guess...

424
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:06,715
Yeah, uh, technically,
I ran away.

425
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,467
- Wait, what?
- Oh, boy.

426
00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:10,844
Um, they think I'm in
the bathroom at the restaurant,

427
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,596
- so, uh, I should go.
- Oh.

428
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:15,766
Uh, or they might be
calling the police right now?

429
00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:17,184
I mean, sometimes

430
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:18,769
I take a pretty long time
in the bathroom.

431
00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:20,354
Brother, don't ever let them
make you feel bad

432
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:21,772
for sitting through the credits.

433
00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:23,774
I'm gonna try your dad again.

434
00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:25,275
And may-maybe your mom, too.

435
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,444
Just to let 'em know
that you're safe.

436
00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:28,946
Right, yeah, right.

437
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,823
And why don't
I just drive Rudy back

438
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,700
and walk him in?
That'll be fine.

439
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,868
Yeah, that-that-that makes
a lot of sense.

440
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,745
- Yeah.
- Uh, thank... thanks for having me.

441
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:39,456
- It was really nice.
- Yeah, of course, hon.

442
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:41,458
I'm just gonna wait out here. (MUTTERS)

443
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,293
If it's okay, I just... Yeah.

444
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:45,337
I'll pack you a lasagna doggie bag.

445
00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:48,340
How many pounds you want?
Five? Ten? Hmm?

446
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:55,848
Okay, Bob will drop him off soon.
Yeah. Uh-huh.

447
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,308
Okay, bye.
Did you find the keys yet, Bob?

448
00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:01,020
Almost. I'm sure
they're gonna show up somehow.

449
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,730
- Keys do that, right?
- Yeah.

450
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,815
- Now have you found them?
- Or now?

451
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:07,526
I promise to let everyone know
when I find the keys.

452
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,695
- Okay. How about now?
- Yeah. No, Tina.

453
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,947
Your folks are okay,
just a little rattled.

454
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:13,699
I mean, surprised.
Totally fine.

455
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,868
Hopefully, Vicki's pants aren't stained.

456
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,786
I got sodium polyacrylate on 'em.

457
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:19,830
- Is that drugs?
- No, it's from the magic trick

458
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,415
I tried to do at dinner.

459
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,625
Oh, I'm sure
Vicki's pants are fine, hon.

460
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,461
It's not like they were suede
or something, right?

461
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,171
- They were suede.
- (GENE GASPS)

462
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,839
Okay, it's fine. It's fine, honey.

463
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,758
- (RUDY SIGHS HEAVILY)
- BOB: Okay, I found the keys.

464
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,676
- Great job, Dad.
- Thank you.

465
00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:34,553
- Do you still have them?
- Yeah. Yes.

466
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:36,930
- Um, can I walk Rudy back?
- What?

467
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,891
Can I walk back
to the restaurant with him?

468
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,225
- Where is it?
- It's, uh...

469
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:42,853
it-it-it's really close,
I, uh, I-I think.

470
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:44,938
I-I walked.
I was walking.

471
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,273
And-and not crying, at all.

472
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,983
Th-Then I was here, and...

473
00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:49,443
It's that way a few blocks.

474
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:50,569
- Oh, Plate and Fork?
- Yeah.

475
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,362
- How is it?
- I don't know.

476
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:54,364
Kind of like a place
where adults eat food?

477
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:55,449
Sounds like a hoot.

478
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,201
Probably a good thing
if I tag along, huh?

479
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,827
Stay for dinner,
make amusing small talk?

480
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:00,370
Oh, really? I mean, yeah.

481
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,372
If you come,
you can have half my meal,

482
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,625
and then my dad
can drop you off here on our way home.

483
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,211
Sure, that lasagna
was more like an appetizer anyway.

484
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:09,922
- Oh, please.
- So I'll walk Rudes back to his foods?

485
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:12,466
- Sound good?
- Uh, oh, uh...

486
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:14,843
- It's kind of dark.
- Yeah, it's not a problem.

487
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,261
I can get my brass knuckles.

488
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:18,097
Anyone messes with us on the way,

489
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:20,349
you dazzle 'em with magic,
and I'll dazzle 'em with pain.

490
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,351
- That's my girl.
- You have brass knuckles?

491
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,311
Yeah. Christmas? Last year?

492
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,313
Why did Santa bring those to you?

493
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:27,981
Well, maybe Santa's from the streets.

494
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,483
Santa wasn't worried about

495
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,110
- siblings being knuckled?
- Dad.

496
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,611
- Bob.
- Okay, you can go.

497
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,363
May-Maybe no brass knuckles, though.

498
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,031
- Just bare fists?
- Come on, Rudy.

499
00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:38,075
Well, bye.
An-And thanks again.

500
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,618
I'll call your parents and tell 'em

501
00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:41,203
you and Louise
are on your way over,

502
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:42,955
and, uh, oh, Louise,
let me give you some money

503
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,915
so you can pay for your food.
Bob, you got any money?

504
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,918
- How much money?
- Um, eight dollars?

505
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:50,170
Okay, uh, I'm sure
there's a soup or something.

506
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,922
I'm not getting soup.

507
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:53,090
But I'll give 'em the eight bucks,

508
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,466
and I'll tell 'em you're good
for the rest.

509
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:55,634
You think they'll believe it?

510
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:56,885
You can work out a payment plan.

511
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:58,262
Okay. We're going. Goodbye.

512
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,931
- You two, uh, have fun.
- Yeah. Bye.

513
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:03,475
- Don't you have a lasagna to finish?
- Yes.

514
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:04,685
- Oh, God.
- I've thought of her

515
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,270
every moment I've been away.

516
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,568
They-They'll be totally fine.

517
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:15,195
No, I know.
I just wanted to watch.

518
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:17,614
What kind of desserts
do they have at this place?

519
00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:19,700
I'm not sure.
They've got breadsticks.

520
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,910
Okay. They can put sugar
on breadsticks, right?

521
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:23,954
I bet they can.
It's a pretty classy place.

522
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:25,831
Sweet girl we got there.

523
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,500
- She is sometimes, isn't she?
- GENE: Family!

524
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:32,129
Why am I the only one
sitting at the table?

525
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:34,756
So what was this magic trick
you did?

526
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:37,009
Making water disappear.
It would have been pretty cool.

527
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:39,094
Well, you got any other tricks?

528
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:40,554
You can saw me in half if you want to.

529
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,055
I think I could take it.

530
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,765
Oh. You could help me do
"Who's got the coin?"

531
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:45,601
- You could be my secret partner.
- Sure.

532
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,228
Yeah, there's a very simple code
I'm gonna teach you right now.

533
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,189
- All right.
- But promise not to tell anyone.

534
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:53,066
- Okay, okay, Rudy, geez.
- But also, if you mess up, it's fine.