1 00:00:02,895 --> 00:00:05,087 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:20,913 --> 00:00:23,930 [Linda] Look at us, going to a birthday party as a family. 3 00:00:24,025 --> 00:00:26,099 Nothing cooler than partying with your parents. 4 00:00:26,176 --> 00:00:28,527 Damn straight. See? They even let us say damn. 5 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:30,103 Uh-huh. Don't say damn. 6 00:00:30,256 --> 00:00:31,530 So, I sort of see how me, 7 00:00:31,681 --> 00:00:33,848 Gene and Tina got invited to Rudy's Dad's 8 00:00:33,868 --> 00:00:35,759 birthday party, 'cause we're Rudy's friends, 9 00:00:35,761 --> 00:00:38,111 but, uh, Mom and Dad, what's going on there? 10 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:40,280 Well, we saw him at the parent-teacher conference thing 11 00:00:40,432 --> 00:00:41,707 -and-- -He guilt invited us. 12 00:00:41,858 --> 00:00:43,625 -We were guilt invited. -Yeah. 13 00:00:45,604 --> 00:00:47,621 Oh, sorry to be "on his phone" guy. 14 00:00:47,697 --> 00:00:49,048 Just shooting off a quick email. 15 00:00:49,241 --> 00:00:51,199 Ooh, email. Who are ya emailing? 16 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:52,609 Oh. A bowling alley. 17 00:00:52,702 --> 00:00:55,203 -That's fun. -Yeah. Just planning a bowling party. 18 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:56,722 Uh, R-Rudy's party? 19 00:00:56,873 --> 00:01:00,133 No. Mine. It's a little thing I do for my birthday every year. 20 00:01:00,286 --> 00:01:01,618 Aw, I love bowling. 21 00:01:01,637 --> 00:01:04,229 Oh. Uh, do you want to... 22 00:01:04,381 --> 00:01:06,565 -come to the party? -Oh, you-you don't have to... 23 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,233 -No. -Yeah! Yes. 24 00:01:08,385 --> 00:01:10,310 Well, I just hope Rudy has a good time. 25 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:12,479 He's up to his butt in divorced parent dating drama 26 00:01:12,631 --> 00:01:14,631 and he deserves to have fun tonight. 27 00:01:14,650 --> 00:01:16,300 By the way, have we made you guys sign paperwork 28 00:01:16,393 --> 00:01:17,892 saying you won't get divorced? 29 00:01:17,970 --> 00:01:19,636 No? I'll have Ken draw it up. 30 00:01:19,655 --> 00:01:20,987 He did my estate papers. 31 00:01:21,140 --> 00:01:22,322 Eh, I like our odds. 32 00:01:22,474 --> 00:01:23,807 I love your dad as much as I did 33 00:01:23,826 --> 00:01:25,417 the first time I told him I loved him. 34 00:01:25,569 --> 00:01:26,660 Remember that, Bob? 35 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:28,478 You remember when I first said I love you? 36 00:01:28,497 --> 00:01:31,090 -Y-Y-Yes. -Remember where we were? 37 00:01:31,241 --> 00:01:32,907 -I do. -Huh? 38 00:01:33,076 --> 00:01:35,335 Where, w-where were you guys, Dad? 39 00:01:35,487 --> 00:01:36,744 Um... 40 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:38,839 Maybe he remembers, but he's getting 41 00:01:39,007 --> 00:01:40,432 choked up thinking about it? 42 00:01:40,659 --> 00:01:42,101 We were, um... 43 00:01:42,328 --> 00:01:44,328 -uh... -No, he forgot. 44 00:01:44,346 --> 00:01:45,846 Oh, it's okay you forgot. 45 00:01:45,998 --> 00:01:47,347 Your brain is just full of burger toppings. 46 00:01:47,499 --> 00:01:49,015 Uh, I'm-I'm gonna remember. 47 00:01:49,110 --> 00:01:50,592 It's... um... 48 00:01:50,719 --> 00:01:52,502 Do you remember when I farted 49 00:01:52,521 --> 00:01:55,280 and it sounded like someone saying, "Wazzup"? 50 00:01:55,432 --> 00:01:57,098 -Yes. -So you can remember that? 51 00:01:57,118 --> 00:01:59,025 Well, that was right when we got in the car. 52 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,677 -Yeah. -Yeah, so that's more recent. 53 00:02:00,696 --> 00:02:02,512 [Gene] Just wanted to make sure everyone caught that. 54 00:02:02,606 --> 00:02:04,623 -Pretty special. -[Bob] Certainly was. 55 00:02:05,701 --> 00:02:07,609 [Bob] Oh, was it... outdoors? 56 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:10,036 The place where you first said "I love you," or indoors? 57 00:02:10,189 --> 00:02:11,296 [Linda] Bob, don't worry about it. 58 00:02:11,448 --> 00:02:13,039 -Hey, Rudy. -Uh, hey, guys. 59 00:02:13,192 --> 00:02:14,616 Thanks for coming. It was surprisingly hard 60 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:17,285 to get kids our age excited about a 44-year-old man's 61 00:02:17,363 --> 00:02:18,637 -birthday party. -I don't know why. 62 00:02:18,864 --> 00:02:21,715 We love people talking about podcasts and back pain. 63 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:23,291 You guys want to get some slushees? 64 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:24,626 It's all-you-can-drink slushees. 65 00:02:24,794 --> 00:02:25,886 My dad's treat. 66 00:02:26,038 --> 00:02:27,512 -Whoa. -Nice. -All I can drink? 67 00:02:27,665 --> 00:02:29,706 'Cause that's probably different from all you can drink. 68 00:02:29,725 --> 00:02:32,300 Oh, I'm getting a brain freeze just thinking about it. 69 00:02:32,394 --> 00:02:33,652 Mom, Dad, smell you later, bye. 70 00:02:33,803 --> 00:02:35,487 Smell y-- Yeah. Yeah. 71 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:37,047 [all slurping] 72 00:02:37,065 --> 00:02:39,383 Ah, who doesn't love a free slushee? 73 00:02:39,551 --> 00:02:40,550 Maybe that lady? 74 00:02:40,644 --> 00:02:41,976 [groans] 75 00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:43,478 [Gene] If it was socially acceptable 76 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,313 to lick that off the floor, I would. 77 00:02:45,407 --> 00:02:47,482 -It isn't, is it? -Uh, Rudy? 78 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:48,408 Everything okay? 79 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,502 You're looking very un-slushee. 80 00:02:50,654 --> 00:02:51,670 Yeah, sorry. 81 00:02:51,897 --> 00:02:53,172 It's my mom's boyfriend, Paul. 82 00:02:53,323 --> 00:02:54,247 Look at him. 83 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,008 Smiling. Listening to people talk. 84 00:02:56,235 --> 00:02:57,492 Making eye contact. 85 00:02:57,569 --> 00:02:58,568 What's up with that? 86 00:02:58,662 --> 00:03:00,070 [groaning] Hate that. 87 00:03:00,088 --> 00:03:02,406 [Rudy] I'm just worried about my dad. He's fragile. 88 00:03:02,424 --> 00:03:04,758 Especially since he and Vicky broke up. 89 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:05,684 Oh, no. Who broke up with who? 90 00:03:05,835 --> 00:03:07,019 Well, it was pretty mutual. 91 00:03:07,170 --> 00:03:09,579 He sent her a text saying, "We need to talk." 92 00:03:09,673 --> 00:03:11,431 And she wrote back "Break up," question mark. 93 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,433 Then she gave her own text a thumbs-up 94 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:14,918 -and, you know, that was that. -Damn. 95 00:03:14,937 --> 00:03:17,254 So what I'm hearing is your dad's a free man again. 96 00:03:17,272 --> 00:03:18,438 He's back on the market. 97 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:20,607 Yeah. He's selling "hot dad" by the pound. 98 00:03:20,759 --> 00:03:23,702 It's just Dad's like a delicate caterpillar. 99 00:03:23,853 --> 00:03:26,112 Waiting to become a big, strong beautiful butterfly. 100 00:03:26,265 --> 00:03:27,447 But that's not gonna happen 101 00:03:27,599 --> 00:03:28,949 if Mr. Nice-All-The-Time Paul comes over 102 00:03:29,101 --> 00:03:30,600 and steps on Dad's sweet little cocoon. 103 00:03:30,694 --> 00:03:33,787 And how is Paul stepping on your dad's cocoon? 104 00:03:33,939 --> 00:03:35,605 Seriously, Tina? Look at him! 105 00:03:35,624 --> 00:03:36,882 I just-- It-- 106 00:03:37,033 --> 00:03:39,218 It doesn't feel good. It's-it's just not good! 107 00:03:39,369 --> 00:03:41,202 Rudy, Rudy, just breathe. 108 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:42,721 -I'm bad at that! -Oh, right. 109 00:03:42,872 --> 00:03:45,949 I just want tonight to be the bowling party of his dreams 110 00:03:46,042 --> 00:03:48,134 and the perfect 44th birthday. 111 00:03:48,287 --> 00:03:49,636 -Okay. Done. -What? 112 00:03:49,805 --> 00:03:51,121 Done. It shall be so. 113 00:03:51,139 --> 00:03:52,547 Just leave it to me and Gene 114 00:03:52,641 --> 00:03:53,899 and also Tina. 115 00:03:54,050 --> 00:03:55,883 -Okay. -Another round, please, sir. 116 00:03:55,961 --> 00:03:58,144 And don't skimp on the cheer-up syrup. 117 00:03:58,297 --> 00:04:01,406 Men's size 11 and a ladies' size 9 and a half. 118 00:04:01,558 --> 00:04:03,558 Wow, these are cute. Look at these, Bob. 119 00:04:03,635 --> 00:04:05,911 I mean, they're bowling shoes, but sure? 120 00:04:06,138 --> 00:04:07,913 I would wear these, like, in the world. 121 00:04:08,064 --> 00:04:10,307 -Really? -It's hard to find cute shoes. 122 00:04:10,325 --> 00:04:11,566 -You know. -Oh, I do know. 123 00:04:11,660 --> 00:04:14,327 -Oh, hey. You guys made it. -Yeah, hi. 124 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:15,495 Happy birthday! 125 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,981 -Great shoes. Aren't they nice? -Uh, yes. 126 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,092 We were just waiting for our lane assignment. 127 00:04:20,243 --> 00:04:22,152 I-I guess it's pretty busy. 128 00:04:22,212 --> 00:04:23,911 Oh. Uh, do you want to bowl 129 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:26,673 -in our lane? -No, I wasn't-- I was not saying that at all. 130 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,249 Sure! Right, Bob? 131 00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:29,917 -Uh, yeah. -Yeah! 132 00:04:30,012 --> 00:04:31,436 Okay. I'll-I'll just tell the guy 133 00:04:31,588 --> 00:04:33,497 at the counter to, uh, add you. Heh. 134 00:04:33,665 --> 00:04:34,922 Yay, fun! 135 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,666 Oh, my God, we did it again. 136 00:04:36,685 --> 00:04:38,018 Oh, I love these shoes. 137 00:04:38,170 --> 00:04:39,519 Pu-- I'm putting them on. 138 00:04:39,671 --> 00:04:41,095 Ooh, they've got my size right on the back. 139 00:04:41,115 --> 00:04:42,447 That's fun. 140 00:04:42,599 --> 00:04:43,615 So our job tonight is 141 00:04:43,767 --> 00:04:44,932 to make your dad look good. 142 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:46,785 Set him up for success, help him shine. 143 00:04:46,936 --> 00:04:48,620 And if Paul looks like a pathetic dork 144 00:04:48,772 --> 00:04:49,937 by comparison, that's fine, too. 145 00:04:50,032 --> 00:04:52,015 So what are your dad's strengths? 146 00:04:52,108 --> 00:04:53,608 Well, the man knows how to rock a pant pleat. 147 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:56,128 I've noticed. You could cut a finger on those bad boys. 148 00:04:56,355 --> 00:04:57,629 He's also a pretty good bowler. 149 00:04:57,856 --> 00:04:59,706 They don't call him "Spare-ta-cus" for nothing. 150 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,115 And by "they," I mean "me." 151 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:02,801 Great, okay, well, we can work with that. 152 00:05:02,952 --> 00:05:04,619 [Rudy] But Paul is Paul. 153 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:07,288 He's probably great at bowling. He's good at everything. 154 00:05:07,382 --> 00:05:08,974 I once saw a valet throw him his keys 155 00:05:09,051 --> 00:05:11,310 from, like, six feet away and Paul caught it 156 00:05:11,495 --> 00:05:12,886 -like it was nothing. -[Tina] Whoa. 157 00:05:13,038 --> 00:05:15,480 -[Rudy] Right? -I mean, Paul doesn't seem that athletic 158 00:05:15,632 --> 00:05:17,874 and naturally strong, but also gentle. 159 00:05:17,967 --> 00:05:19,876 I don't feel like giving him a trophy 160 00:05:19,895 --> 00:05:21,486 just for the cool way he's standing. 161 00:05:21,713 --> 00:05:23,730 [groans] I just wish my dad was still with Vicky. 162 00:05:23,882 --> 00:05:26,140 She was, you know, whatever the opposite of fun is, 163 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,568 but at least he wouldn't be single while mom was 164 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:30,144 hugging it up with Paul over there. 165 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:31,312 Okay, all right, all right. 166 00:05:31,332 --> 00:05:32,831 Listen. We've got the bowling thing. 167 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,108 We've got the dating thing. Maybe we... 168 00:05:35,260 --> 00:05:37,410 just get him a girlfriend that's good at bowling? 169 00:05:37,563 --> 00:05:39,171 You can get a girlfriend in one night, right? 170 00:05:39,398 --> 00:05:41,155 -Uh... -Rudy, any prospects here 171 00:05:41,233 --> 00:05:42,341 right now, by any chance? 172 00:05:42,568 --> 00:05:45,159 I mean, there's that lady over there, Cherie, 173 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:47,587 from his Indian cooking class. They're both allergic to cumin. 174 00:05:47,739 --> 00:05:49,756 And I guess they really bonded over how dumb it is 175 00:05:49,833 --> 00:05:52,092 for people with a cumin allergy to take that class. 176 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:54,168 -Aw. -Also I wish I could have plucked 177 00:05:54,262 --> 00:05:55,745 my dad's one crazy eyebrow hair. 178 00:05:55,747 --> 00:05:57,689 I mean, it really would've helped his chances. 179 00:05:57,841 --> 00:05:59,416 Oh, yeah. I can see it from here. 180 00:05:59,434 --> 00:06:00,600 Yeah, it's a beast. 181 00:06:00,752 --> 00:06:03,028 Is it possible it's moving around on its own? 182 00:06:03,255 --> 00:06:04,512 Rudy, come on, our lane's ready. 183 00:06:04,590 --> 00:06:07,181 Oh, and kids, your parents are bowling with us. 184 00:06:07,275 --> 00:06:10,035 Lucky you. Heh. Seriously, though, they're a fun couple. 185 00:06:10,186 --> 00:06:12,537 Uh, them, plus your mom and Paul, that makes six. 186 00:06:12,764 --> 00:06:15,189 Did you say Mom and Paul? 187 00:06:15,283 --> 00:06:16,541 Uh, yeah. There they are. Hey! 188 00:06:16,768 --> 00:06:19,193 -Hey. -See ya soon, bowling buddies. Heh. 189 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:20,787 Oh, boy. That's it. 190 00:06:20,939 --> 00:06:24,049 Dad and Good-At-Everything Paul are bowling against each other. 191 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:25,550 Paul will crush him. 192 00:06:25,702 --> 00:06:26,776 Worst-case scenario. 193 00:06:26,870 --> 00:06:28,612 Dad's cocoon getting stomped. 194 00:06:28,705 --> 00:06:31,223 -Caterpillar guts everywhere. -No, no, no. 195 00:06:31,392 --> 00:06:32,799 Okay, all right, Rud-- listen. 196 00:06:32,951 --> 00:06:34,393 We're not gonna let Paul humiliate 197 00:06:34,620 --> 00:06:36,803 your father on his birthday, okay? I promise. 198 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:39,064 I swear it by my reusable slushee cup. 199 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:42,049 -[Gene gasps] -Yeah, you heard me. [slurps] 200 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,627 Oh, ow, brain freeze. 201 00:06:43,645 --> 00:06:45,404 -Uh, got to slow down. -Here, let-let me rub your head. 202 00:06:45,597 --> 00:06:47,388 -Thank you. It still hurts. -There you go. 203 00:06:47,408 --> 00:06:49,724 -I know, let me really rub it. -[Louise shouts] 204 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:52,226 -Hey! Ow! -[Rudy grunting] 205 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:54,246 Rudy! 206 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,067 Oh, God, it's all happening. 207 00:07:00,162 --> 00:07:01,086 Hold it together, Rudes. 208 00:07:01,163 --> 00:07:02,236 We're gonna handle this. 209 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:03,422 I know you're saying words, 210 00:07:03,649 --> 00:07:05,315 but all I can hear is my Dad's cocoon 211 00:07:05,408 --> 00:07:07,317 crunch, crunch, crunching under Paul's feet. 212 00:07:07,410 --> 00:07:08,593 That's Gene eating tortilla chips. 213 00:07:08,820 --> 00:07:09,819 Sorry. 214 00:07:09,913 --> 00:07:12,172 There he is. Oh, good ball choice, son. 215 00:07:12,324 --> 00:07:14,766 Heh. Thanks. Yeah, I coordinated it with my shirt. 216 00:07:14,918 --> 00:07:16,417 -Well, I noticed. -Hey, kids. 217 00:07:16,586 --> 00:07:18,270 Kids, meet shoes. Shoes, meet kids. 218 00:07:18,497 --> 00:07:19,512 -Oh, hi. -Mm. 219 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:21,940 -Hey, there they are. -And here we are. 220 00:07:22,167 --> 00:07:24,000 Are you ready to roll? 221 00:07:24,019 --> 00:07:25,502 'Cause it's bowling. 222 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:26,611 -Oh! -Oh, yes! 223 00:07:26,763 --> 00:07:28,780 -I love it. -Balls are round, so they roll. 224 00:07:28,932 --> 00:07:30,097 Yeah. 225 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:32,767 Oh, man. Lame, but somehow charming puns? 226 00:07:32,861 --> 00:07:34,435 That's my dad's territory. 227 00:07:34,529 --> 00:07:36,288 You know what, I'm gonna pop over to the men's room. 228 00:07:36,364 --> 00:07:39,516 I've got a birthday bladder, aka too many fizzy waters. 229 00:07:39,609 --> 00:07:40,684 Don't start without me. 230 00:07:40,852 --> 00:07:42,610 Okay, let's move. I'm gonna go stall Paul 231 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:45,130 so he can't bowl, and I'll just keep that going 232 00:07:45,281 --> 00:07:46,706 -until the party's over? -[both] Mm-hmm. 233 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,024 -Tina? -Yeah? 234 00:07:48,026 --> 00:07:49,116 Go to the cumin lady 235 00:07:49,211 --> 00:07:50,785 from Indian cooking class. Make it happen. 236 00:07:50,862 --> 00:07:53,046 It would be nice if Sylvester had a new girlfriend 237 00:07:53,198 --> 00:07:54,622 in, like, 20 minutes? 238 00:07:54,716 --> 00:07:55,882 -Uh... -Perfect. 239 00:07:56,034 --> 00:07:57,717 -Gene? -Slushee duty, got it. 240 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,293 -No. Go with Rudy. -Aw. 241 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:00,595 Follow Sylvester to the bathroom 242 00:08:00,706 --> 00:08:02,964 and pluck those eyebrows with extreme prejudice. 243 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,207 -On it. -Wait. 244 00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:05,542 Rudy, what's Paul's deal again? 245 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:06,710 What's-what's he do? 246 00:08:06,728 --> 00:08:08,211 He's an occupational therapist. 247 00:08:08,230 --> 00:08:09,896 If people have pain that makes it difficult 248 00:08:10,065 --> 00:08:12,324 to do things, he helps them with exercises or advice. 249 00:08:12,551 --> 00:08:14,976 -As if we couldn't hate him any more. -I know. 250 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,886 Okay, everybody break. Go! Go! Okay. 251 00:08:16,905 --> 00:08:18,830 -Okay. Okay. -Okay, okay, okay, okay. 252 00:08:19,057 --> 00:08:20,406 -Dad. Hey, Dad? Dad. -Yeah? What, what, what? 253 00:08:20,559 --> 00:08:21,315 Yeah. What is it? 254 00:08:21,409 --> 00:08:23,076 I just learned that Paul here 255 00:08:23,152 --> 00:08:25,152 is an occupational therapist. 256 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:26,730 Uh, yeah. Yes, I am. 257 00:08:26,748 --> 00:08:28,565 My dad needs that. Lots of it. 258 00:08:28,583 --> 00:08:31,325 -Oh! Are certain motions painful? -I do? 259 00:08:31,419 --> 00:08:32,844 I mean, yeah. 260 00:08:32,996 --> 00:08:35,238 -Which ones? -Um, all of them? 261 00:08:35,331 --> 00:08:37,015 -See what I mean? -Oh. 262 00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:38,575 -Hi. -Uh... hi. 263 00:08:38,593 --> 00:08:40,577 Having some popcorn? 264 00:08:40,595 --> 00:08:42,262 Cool. Cool, cool. 265 00:08:42,414 --> 00:08:44,171 [sighs] Birthdays, am I right? 266 00:08:44,266 --> 00:08:45,715 Stand up, let me, let me look. 267 00:08:45,717 --> 00:08:46,750 Sure. [grunts] 268 00:08:46,768 --> 00:08:47,692 Little sound there. 269 00:08:47,919 --> 00:08:48,935 Uh... [stammers] Wait. 270 00:08:49,087 --> 00:08:50,845 Do you not make sounds when you stand up? 271 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,589 Uh, l-let's see you touch your toes. 272 00:08:52,607 --> 00:08:54,257 Touch, like... "touch"? 273 00:08:54,350 --> 00:08:56,109 -Give it a shot. -Oh, my God. 274 00:08:56,261 --> 00:08:58,036 [whistles] Yeah. [whistles] 275 00:08:58,263 --> 00:08:59,946 You... you whistled twice. 276 00:09:00,098 --> 00:09:01,114 Is-is that bad? 277 00:09:01,266 --> 00:09:02,207 Yeah, it's a two-whistler. 278 00:09:02,358 --> 00:09:03,708 -Yep. -Oh, God. 279 00:09:03,860 --> 00:09:05,210 -Ow, ow, ow, ow! -It's worth it, Dad. 280 00:09:05,361 --> 00:09:06,786 I'm sorry. I love you! 281 00:09:06,938 --> 00:09:08,104 The hair is fighting back! 282 00:09:08,123 --> 00:09:09,606 It wants to live! 283 00:09:09,699 --> 00:09:10,882 We're gonna kill it! 284 00:09:11,034 --> 00:09:12,551 Don't let it into your mind! 285 00:09:12,778 --> 00:09:14,277 Ow, kids, ow! 286 00:09:14,370 --> 00:09:15,703 It knows what you're afraid of! 287 00:09:15,797 --> 00:09:17,947 I mean, it seems like you guys have great chemistry. 288 00:09:17,966 --> 00:09:19,616 He's learning to cook Indian food, 289 00:09:19,618 --> 00:09:21,301 you're learning to cook Indian food. 290 00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:23,119 Maybe it's time to take it to the next level 291 00:09:23,212 --> 00:09:24,563 and move in together? 292 00:09:24,714 --> 00:09:26,139 I'm sorry, who are you? 293 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,791 So your right shoulder is 294 00:09:27,884 --> 00:09:29,309 about two inches higher than your left. 295 00:09:29,461 --> 00:09:31,978 -It is? -Yes. That's even. 296 00:09:32,130 --> 00:09:34,147 -Oh! [grunting] -Does that hurt? 297 00:09:34,299 --> 00:09:35,465 It's not supposed to. 298 00:09:35,483 --> 00:09:37,317 I mean, is-- so this is normal? 299 00:09:37,469 --> 00:09:39,578 -Th-This is how standing is? -I'm afraid so. 300 00:09:39,729 --> 00:09:41,471 Okay, let's bowl. 301 00:09:41,564 --> 00:09:43,064 I am very ready. 302 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,082 Yeah. Here. 303 00:09:44,233 --> 00:09:45,141 I'll give you my card. 304 00:09:45,234 --> 00:09:46,159 No, no, no, don't bowl. 305 00:09:46,311 --> 00:09:47,735 He needs help now. 306 00:09:47,829 --> 00:09:48,978 He's got so many problems. 307 00:09:48,997 --> 00:09:50,755 I can't believe he's survived this long. 308 00:09:50,832 --> 00:09:54,259 It's okay, Louise. Uh, I'll be fine. I-I-I think. 309 00:09:54,486 --> 00:09:55,910 [sighs] Crap. 310 00:09:56,004 --> 00:09:58,154 Here we go, my dad's up first. 311 00:09:58,323 --> 00:10:00,432 Go me! It's my birthday. 312 00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:02,583 And I'm bowling. 313 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:04,344 -[all groaning] -Oof. 314 00:10:04,496 --> 00:10:05,753 Hey, it's just his first roll. 315 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:06,830 Tina, how'd it go? 316 00:10:06,998 --> 00:10:08,998 -Cherie wants to move slow. -[groans] 317 00:10:09,017 --> 00:10:11,109 I guess she thinks asking Sylvester to be her boyfriend 318 00:10:11,260 --> 00:10:14,337 after they've gone on no dates is, quote, "very confusing." 319 00:10:14,339 --> 00:10:16,097 -Ridiculous. -Oh, God. 320 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,450 Well, hey, three pins are better than nothing. 321 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:19,618 Yeah. 322 00:10:19,845 --> 00:10:22,011 The intimidation factor's already there. 323 00:10:22,030 --> 00:10:24,180 Paul's gonna bowl the pants off my dad 324 00:10:24,199 --> 00:10:25,606 at his own birthday party. 325 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:26,958 Beautifully pleated pants? 326 00:10:27,110 --> 00:10:29,294 And those eyebrows are bringing the razzle dazzle. 327 00:10:29,521 --> 00:10:31,204 I-I can't watch. Maybe I'll bail 328 00:10:31,356 --> 00:10:33,706 -and go drown my sorrows in slushee. -I'm in! 329 00:10:33,859 --> 00:10:36,134 -I could slush. Louise? -Uh... 330 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:38,803 Huh. What if we...? 331 00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:40,955 Guys, come with me. I have an idea. 332 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,123 Come with you where? 333 00:10:42,217 --> 00:10:43,308 Anywhere but here is good. 334 00:10:43,459 --> 00:10:45,051 -Uh, hey, bud. -Your turn. 335 00:10:45,203 --> 00:10:47,387 Um, go on without me-- we're doing kid stuff. 336 00:10:47,539 --> 00:10:49,296 Not that I'm not totally comfortable 337 00:10:49,391 --> 00:10:50,482 with everything going on here 338 00:10:50,709 --> 00:10:53,042 in this area of the bowling alley, so... 339 00:10:53,136 --> 00:10:54,210 Um, okay, bye. 340 00:10:54,971 --> 00:10:57,397 -What are we doing? -Also a question I was going to ask. 341 00:10:57,491 --> 00:11:00,066 We're doing what it takes to give your dad an amazing night. 342 00:11:00,218 --> 00:11:02,235 Are we getting him a gift from what I think is 343 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,053 an extension cord museum? 344 00:11:04,072 --> 00:11:06,164 -[kids shout] -You kids aren't allowed back here. 345 00:11:06,315 --> 00:11:07,481 Right, right. Uh, so sorry 346 00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:09,483 for whatever this is we're doing. 347 00:11:09,652 --> 00:11:11,744 I was thinking this didn't look like a bathroom. 348 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,155 -Okay. Get out now. -Wait. Please. 349 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,733 -What? -[sighs] This is Rudy. Rudy say hi. 350 00:11:16,751 --> 00:11:17,842 Uh, hello, I'm Rudy. 351 00:11:17,994 --> 00:11:19,326 And it's his dad's birthday, 352 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,845 and his dad's about to bowl against Paul, 353 00:11:20,997 --> 00:11:24,349 who's his mom's new boyfriend, and Paul's good at everything. 354 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,685 And he's-he's gonna kick Rudy's dad's butt. 355 00:11:26,836 --> 00:11:28,912 And he's gonna look like... like what were you saying? 356 00:11:28,930 --> 00:11:30,914 Like a dead caterpillar or something? 357 00:11:30,932 --> 00:11:33,266 Yeah, he's gonna look like, an-an unrealized butterfly. 358 00:11:33,342 --> 00:11:35,509 Yeah. So we just want to help him win. 359 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:37,344 You know, from back here, somehow. 360 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,923 I mean, it would be a lot like cheating, 361 00:11:39,941 --> 00:11:41,591 but it would be for charity. 362 00:11:41,609 --> 00:11:43,109 So... yeah. 363 00:11:43,186 --> 00:11:45,870 It's fine, we'll figure out something else. 364 00:11:45,980 --> 00:11:47,521 -I love it. -Huh? What? 365 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:50,767 I've got a Paul, but my Paul is named Penny 366 00:11:50,860 --> 00:11:53,619 and she makes my dad very happy. 367 00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:54,879 How dare she. 368 00:11:55,106 --> 00:11:57,623 -Okay. We're cheating. -We... are? 369 00:11:57,718 --> 00:12:00,443 -Yeah, Tina, we are. -You're going down, Penny! 370 00:12:00,536 --> 00:12:01,461 -Uh, Paul. -Uh-huh. 371 00:12:01,613 --> 00:12:02,762 -No, it's important. -Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. 372 00:12:06,801 --> 00:12:08,968 [Louise] Lane ten. Rudy's dad and Paul are playing 373 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:10,136 -on this lane right now. -And last we saw, 374 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,712 my dad was bowling like ass. 375 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,306 Sorry. I said "ass." 376 00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:15,400 So we've got to make this cheating stuff happen soon. 377 00:12:15,551 --> 00:12:18,127 Uh, I feel like helping Sylvester by cheating 378 00:12:18,146 --> 00:12:19,295 is maybe not the best idea, 379 00:12:19,388 --> 00:12:20,888 and also just cheating in general. 380 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,649 Tina, Rudy is our friend, and if our friend wants his dad 381 00:12:23,802 --> 00:12:26,077 to bowl an amazing game and teach Paul a lesson 382 00:12:26,229 --> 00:12:27,804 he will never freaking forget, 383 00:12:27,897 --> 00:12:28,988 that's what we're gonna do. 384 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,564 -Thank you. -Yeah. Okay. 385 00:12:30,658 --> 00:12:32,008 So, how's this gonna work? 386 00:12:32,010 --> 00:12:33,734 -Sorry, I didn't catch your name. -No names. 387 00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:35,086 The less we know about each other, the better. 388 00:12:35,313 --> 00:12:36,996 -It's on your name tag? -Rachel. 389 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,482 Crap. Okay, I have an idea of how we can do this, 390 00:12:39,501 --> 00:12:42,001 but I haven't tried it before and it's risky. 391 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,595 When your dad's ball hits the pins, 392 00:12:43,822 --> 00:12:45,930 there's just enough clearance over the backstop 393 00:12:46,082 --> 00:12:48,082 for us to toss an extra pin in there. 394 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,842 And if we hit 'em just right, 395 00:12:49,995 --> 00:12:51,752 then it's nothing but strikes. 396 00:12:51,846 --> 00:12:54,330 -Fantastic. -Ooh... Gutter ball. 397 00:12:54,349 --> 00:12:56,349 Ugh, please, don't let it be Spare-ta-cus. 398 00:12:56,501 --> 00:12:58,610 Ugh. They look good, but they don't actually 399 00:12:58,761 --> 00:12:59,944 help me bowl better. 400 00:13:00,171 --> 00:13:01,838 -You're lucky you're hot. -You talking to me? 401 00:13:02,007 --> 00:13:03,172 -Yeah, you, too. -I know. 402 00:13:03,191 --> 00:13:05,950 Okay. I need two kids, one to grab the pin 403 00:13:06,177 --> 00:13:07,677 before it gets swept into the pin elevator, 404 00:13:07,695 --> 00:13:10,363 and one to hold onto the person grabbing the pin, 405 00:13:10,515 --> 00:13:11,772 so they don't fall into the machine. 406 00:13:11,866 --> 00:13:13,182 Sounds... dangerous? 407 00:13:13,201 --> 00:13:15,034 Pin-setting used to be done by child laborers, 408 00:13:15,186 --> 00:13:17,444 so I'm sure that means it's perfectly safe. 409 00:13:17,539 --> 00:13:19,038 We can't see anything from back here. 410 00:13:19,190 --> 00:13:20,965 How will we know when it's Rudy's dad's turn? 411 00:13:21,192 --> 00:13:22,801 Good point. We need eyes on the outside. 412 00:13:23,028 --> 00:13:24,618 -I'll do it. -Gene, no offense, 413 00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:26,712 but if we send you out there, we're gonna find you face-down 414 00:13:26,865 --> 00:13:29,048 -at the slushee bar. -And your point is? 415 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:32,126 Um, I'll go. I would love to be not here. 416 00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:33,311 No. 417 00:13:33,462 --> 00:13:35,388 Your "I'm not doing anything bad" face is-- 418 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,223 let's just say it-- really bad. 419 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,150 Oh. What-what about: "Eh"? 420 00:13:39,302 --> 00:13:41,210 -[groans] I'll go. -Be sneaky. 421 00:13:41,229 --> 00:13:43,470 Peek at the scoreboard, memorize the bowling order, 422 00:13:43,565 --> 00:13:45,472 -and report back. -A sneak and a peek. 423 00:13:45,567 --> 00:13:46,549 Got it. 424 00:13:46,642 --> 00:13:48,993 ♪ ♪ 425 00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:52,163 Oof. 426 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,724 Sylvester's losing pretty bad, 427 00:13:54,726 --> 00:13:57,484 but we still have like half a game left to turn it around. 428 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,987 Whoa, and Mom and Dad are not bringing it. 429 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,674 -[Bob] Hey, Louise. -Ugh. They spotted me. 430 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:05,568 Uh, hey, Dad. Mom. Rough game? 431 00:14:05,587 --> 00:14:07,403 I'm beginning to think that as athletes 432 00:14:07,422 --> 00:14:09,088 you guys are kind of not elite. 433 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,498 Yeah. We're bad at this. Oh! 434 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,167 Did you say "I love you" when we were 435 00:14:13,261 --> 00:14:14,686 at a sports game of some kind? 436 00:14:14,837 --> 00:14:17,763 No, but one time you threw up on me at a baseball game. 437 00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:19,524 -Yeah, but lovingly. -Yeah, kinda. 438 00:14:19,751 --> 00:14:20,859 Lot of peanuts. 439 00:14:21,086 --> 00:14:22,009 Check out Paul 440 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,510 with the big blue ball. [chuckles] 441 00:14:23,605 --> 00:14:26,030 Okay, so, Sylvester's up after Paul. 442 00:14:26,107 --> 00:14:28,700 Hmm. You can totally see Rachel's elbow right now. 443 00:14:28,927 --> 00:14:31,260 And I think Gene's knees for some reason? 444 00:14:31,429 --> 00:14:32,929 [sighs] It's fine, it's fine. 445 00:14:32,931 --> 00:14:35,665 These lanes are so long, and adults' eyesight is so bad. 446 00:14:37,102 --> 00:14:38,601 [Paul groans] 447 00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:39,769 Bananas. It's a split! 448 00:14:39,787 --> 00:14:41,212 Well, you're still way ahead of me. 449 00:14:41,364 --> 00:14:42,605 It's gonna be hard to catch you. 450 00:14:42,698 --> 00:14:44,215 That's a good pun though-- bananas, split. 451 00:14:44,442 --> 00:14:46,626 Oh, I didn't... [laughs] I didn't realize I did that. 452 00:14:46,778 --> 00:14:48,069 Really? [laughs] 453 00:14:48,129 --> 00:14:49,220 Better get back there. 454 00:14:49,447 --> 00:14:50,446 -[Holly] Huh. -[Sylvester] What? 455 00:14:50,539 --> 00:14:51,872 You're not doing it again, are you? 456 00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:54,133 -Doing what? -Letting someone win. 457 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,468 I've been watching you. 458 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,061 You haven't been doing that spinny thing 459 00:14:57,213 --> 00:14:58,287 with your wrist you usually do. 460 00:14:58,306 --> 00:14:59,713 My trademark Spinderella? 461 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,624 I mean, I-I don't know what you're talking about. 462 00:15:01,717 --> 00:15:04,068 Yeah, you do. Did you pluck your eyebrow hair? 463 00:15:04,145 --> 00:15:06,070 Uh, Gene and Rudy pulled it out of my face, yeah. 464 00:15:06,297 --> 00:15:08,297 -Oh. -And it was long. 465 00:15:08,316 --> 00:15:11,892 Wait, why would he let Paul win? 466 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,302 Oh, boy. 467 00:15:13,321 --> 00:15:15,138 [groans] 468 00:15:15,156 --> 00:15:16,822 Are we a go? Is Sylvester up? 469 00:15:16,975 --> 00:15:19,142 He's next, but we might need to call off the plan, 470 00:15:19,310 --> 00:15:20,901 -like right now. -What? Why? 471 00:15:20,995 --> 00:15:22,587 We don't need it, I don't think. 472 00:15:22,814 --> 00:15:25,648 I'm pretty sure Sylvester is letting Paul win. 473 00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:26,740 Wh-What did you say, Louise? 474 00:15:26,834 --> 00:15:28,876 Your dad is letting Paul win. 475 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,411 Huh? But why? 476 00:15:30,488 --> 00:15:31,837 I say we're still doing the plan. 477 00:15:32,006 --> 00:15:34,323 Paul has this coming. Penny has this coming. 478 00:15:34,325 --> 00:15:35,934 Always fostering shelter dogs, 479 00:15:36,085 --> 00:15:38,752 asking about my day, making Christmas magical. 480 00:15:38,921 --> 00:15:40,104 You're not my mom, Penny! 481 00:15:40,181 --> 00:15:41,422 She sounds like a monster. 482 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,257 -She is. -Louise, this is happening. 483 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,643 -But no, wait, what-- -I'm closing the door now, watch your fingers. 484 00:15:45,870 --> 00:15:47,261 -What? No! -She said watch your fingers! 485 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,238 Ah! Son of a bowling ball! 486 00:15:53,695 --> 00:15:55,178 Rudy! Gene! Tina! Come on! 487 00:15:55,271 --> 00:15:57,863 -Someone, open up! -Everyone in position. 488 00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,682 Ignore the pounding and the yelling, 489 00:15:59,701 --> 00:16:02,018 and any dumb voices inside of you that are like, 490 00:16:02,111 --> 00:16:03,962 "This is wrong, I shouldn't do this, uh..." 491 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,688 -[Louise shouting] -Tina? What should we do? 492 00:16:05,707 --> 00:16:07,448 -Uh... -Okay, great. 493 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,133 Stay strong, that's what you should do. 494 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,377 Okay, not good, not good. Ugh, crap, crap, crap. 495 00:16:11,529 --> 00:16:12,470 Crap, crap, crap, crap. 496 00:16:12,697 --> 00:16:15,974 -[panting] Whoa, whoa. -Ah! Street shoes! 497 00:16:16,201 --> 00:16:17,216 -[Louise] Sorry! -Louise? 498 00:16:17,368 --> 00:16:18,476 What the heck are you doing? 499 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,886 Uh... Well, I dropped a nickel over here, 500 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:23,481 -and I've got to get it! -You dropped a nickel? 501 00:16:23,632 --> 00:16:25,149 -Yes! -Louise, we're poor, 502 00:16:25,301 --> 00:16:26,392 but we're not that poor. 503 00:16:26,561 --> 00:16:28,653 I can get you another nickel, I think. 504 00:16:28,804 --> 00:16:30,546 Uh, one second, sorry. Sorry! 505 00:16:30,565 --> 00:16:32,732 You're still wearing shoes on the lane! 506 00:16:32,808 --> 00:16:34,550 [Louise] I know, I know, I just-- One second! 507 00:16:34,569 --> 00:16:36,310 [Sylvester] Lane integrity is important! 508 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,479 [whispering] Rudy. Rudy, can you hear me in there? Buddy. 509 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,331 Don't try and change my mind, Louise. 510 00:16:40,483 --> 00:16:42,241 And are you standing on the lanes? 511 00:16:42,393 --> 00:16:43,484 That's pretty frowned upon. 512 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,169 Listen. We don't have to do this. 513 00:16:45,321 --> 00:16:46,653 Your dad doesn't need our help. 514 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,655 There's a good chance he's throwing the game 515 00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:51,658 because he's a nice guy who's really good at bowling, 516 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,253 but doesn't want to make his ex-wife's new boyfriend 517 00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:55,847 look bad, or something, 518 00:16:56,074 --> 00:16:57,998 and doing this plan could ruin everything. 519 00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:00,426 And I'm pretty sure our hands would get mangled 520 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,003 by this machine, but the dad stuff, too. 521 00:17:03,097 --> 00:17:05,023 Also if you get caught, which, I'm gonna tell you 522 00:17:05,174 --> 00:17:08,026 with some outside knowledge, is not not a possibility, 523 00:17:08,177 --> 00:17:10,436 and me being here right now isn't helpful, sorry. 524 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,346 Anyway, if you get caught cheating, 525 00:17:12,515 --> 00:17:13,865 it'll make it weird with you and Paul. 526 00:17:14,016 --> 00:17:16,701 It'll make it weird with Paul and your dad. 527 00:17:16,852 --> 00:17:17,943 It'll make everything weird. 528 00:17:18,096 --> 00:17:19,612 Don't listen to her. We've got to do this. 529 00:17:19,764 --> 00:17:23,041 Stuff actually seems pretty okay between Sylvester and Paul. 530 00:17:23,268 --> 00:17:26,769 I'm realizing the person who doesn't seem okay is you. 531 00:17:26,788 --> 00:17:28,771 -Me? -No, Ru-Rudy. 532 00:17:28,790 --> 00:17:30,439 -Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. -Yeah. 533 00:17:30,441 --> 00:17:32,550 [over intercom] Child in lane ten talking to the pins, 534 00:17:32,701 --> 00:17:34,627 clear the lane please. That's not how bowling works. 535 00:17:34,779 --> 00:17:36,462 Yeah, just a minute! 536 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,614 [whispers] Rudy, listen, 'cause they're about to 537 00:17:38,633 --> 00:17:39,873 put me in bowling jail. 538 00:17:39,967 --> 00:17:42,451 It's possible you just needed a friend 539 00:17:42,545 --> 00:17:45,730 to talk to, and not a genius to make 540 00:17:45,957 --> 00:17:47,623 a slightly complicated cheating plan. 541 00:17:47,792 --> 00:17:49,550 -[Bob] Louise. -Yeah? 542 00:17:49,718 --> 00:17:51,627 It would be a cool birthday present to Sylvester 543 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,297 if you stop doing that in the middle of his game. 544 00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:56,890 Uh, also we forgot to get you a birthday present. 545 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,984 -Just remembering now. -Oh, whoops. 546 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,303 [sighs] Fine. 547 00:18:00,396 --> 00:18:03,581 Well, here comes the strike. 548 00:18:03,732 --> 00:18:06,084 ♪ ♪ 549 00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:13,482 Huh. 550 00:18:13,501 --> 00:18:14,483 Not bad. 551 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:18,579 -Hey. -So, you're not gonna do the cheating thing? 552 00:18:18,673 --> 00:18:20,656 I don't want to say it was my nervous farts 553 00:18:20,675 --> 00:18:23,342 that convinced them to leave that back room, but maybe? 554 00:18:23,494 --> 00:18:25,177 I mean, the farts were possibly a factor. 555 00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:28,831 I think I'm gonna go call Penny and apologize for my text. 556 00:18:28,924 --> 00:18:30,924 I mean, it wasn't actually any words, 557 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:33,945 just a GIF of an orangutan giving the middle finger. 558 00:18:34,172 --> 00:18:35,354 But still, I feel bad. 559 00:18:35,506 --> 00:18:37,673 -It's a solid GIF, though. -Yeah. 560 00:18:37,766 --> 00:18:39,508 [Linda] Ah, bye, shoes. 561 00:18:39,527 --> 00:18:42,954 You weren't good bowling shoes, but you made me feel beautiful. 562 00:18:43,105 --> 00:18:45,014 Do you need more time, or can we-- 563 00:18:45,183 --> 00:18:47,291 No, we're-we're good. Are we good? 564 00:18:47,443 --> 00:18:49,127 Okay, there you go. And then it's done. 565 00:18:49,354 --> 00:18:50,962 Well, that was fun, huh? 566 00:18:51,189 --> 00:18:53,539 Dad, did you let Paul win? 567 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,041 What? No. Okay, fine. 568 00:18:56,194 --> 00:18:57,468 Hey, the whole macho, 569 00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:59,712 "Must beat ex-wife's new boyfriend at sports" thing, 570 00:18:59,881 --> 00:19:01,288 it's-it's just not me. 571 00:19:01,382 --> 00:19:03,808 Plus, he's not my competition, you know? 572 00:19:04,035 --> 00:19:06,960 He's part of your mom's life now, and your life and mine. 573 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,704 -Yeah. -But, you know, it doesn't change 574 00:19:08,797 --> 00:19:09,647 anything about you and me. 575 00:19:09,798 --> 00:19:11,798 I'll always be your dad, 576 00:19:11,893 --> 00:19:14,377 and you'll always be my rad son. 577 00:19:14,395 --> 00:19:16,395 -My rad son Rudy. -I know. 578 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,548 -I rhymed it. -I just want you to be okay, Dad. 579 00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:21,550 I am okay. I mean, sure, this is not 580 00:19:21,552 --> 00:19:23,068 how I thought our marriage would turn out, 581 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,496 but I've got great friends and a great therapist. 582 00:19:25,723 --> 00:19:28,574 And there are wonderful shows on TV now, Rudy. 583 00:19:28,726 --> 00:19:30,668 Wonderful. I haven't even started The Crown. 584 00:19:30,895 --> 00:19:32,336 I hear it's very nuanced. 585 00:19:32,563 --> 00:19:34,338 Hey, don't underestimate your old dad. 586 00:19:34,565 --> 00:19:36,990 I've got a lot of life ahead of me. 587 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,067 Uh, hey, Sylvester? 588 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,344 -Hey, Cherie! -I'm-I'm heading out. 589 00:19:40,496 --> 00:19:42,329 Uh, sorry we barely got to talk tonight. [chuckles] 590 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,997 I mean, at least, not directly. 591 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,091 Uh... yeah. Well, see you in class. 592 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:48,911 Hey, I hear we're cooking chicken vindaloo next week. 593 00:19:48,930 --> 00:19:52,339 Yep. I'm vinda-looking forward to seeing you there. 594 00:19:52,433 --> 00:19:53,766 [laughter] 595 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,918 Vinda-you-too. [laughs] 596 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,604 -[gasps] Whoa! -Yeah! 597 00:19:58,756 --> 00:20:00,423 Oh, my God, did you see that? 598 00:20:00,516 --> 00:20:02,366 Big-time. That girl talked to you. 599 00:20:02,593 --> 00:20:04,927 [Gene] Last people to leave the party. 600 00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:06,762 -We just keep getting cooler. -Amen. 601 00:20:06,855 --> 00:20:07,947 Hey, Dad, did you ever figure out 602 00:20:08,099 --> 00:20:09,615 where Mom first said "I love you"? 603 00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:11,934 No, and thank you for bringing it up, Tina. 604 00:20:12,027 --> 00:20:12,952 You're welcome. 605 00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:14,437 Lin, I'm sorry I can't remember 606 00:20:14,530 --> 00:20:16,255 that really nice, important thing. 607 00:20:16,332 --> 00:20:18,107 Bob, I told you, it's fine. 608 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,109 Here's the story: we were by the beach, 609 00:20:20,127 --> 00:20:21,944 and a seagull pooped in my hair, 610 00:20:21,963 --> 00:20:25,614 and we didn't have any napkins, and so you just used your shirt. 611 00:20:25,783 --> 00:20:26,873 And I said it. 612 00:20:26,968 --> 00:20:28,059 Then you said, "That's a lot of poop." 613 00:20:28,210 --> 00:20:29,785 -Aw! -Now you 'member? 614 00:20:29,878 --> 00:20:31,878 Yeah. How did I not remember that? 615 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,880 Haven't we all wiped seagull poop off Mom 616 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,124 at some point in our lives? 617 00:20:35,142 --> 00:20:36,141 You'll just say "I love you" 618 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,810 to anyone who wipes poop off you. 619 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,812 [Tina] That's how you know. 620 00:20:39,964 --> 00:20:41,054 ♪ ♪ 621 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:43,241 [grunting in pain] 622 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,994 [grunting continues] 623 00:20:48,731 --> 00:20:50,498 [grunting continues] 624 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,759 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 625 00:21:03,579 --> 00:21:06,672 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 626 00:21:06,824 --> 00:21:09,825 and TOYOTA. 627 00:21:10,661 --> 00:21:13,062 [Rudy] The man knows how to rock a pant pleat.