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[Linda] Look at us, going
to a birthday party as a family.
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Nothing cooler than partying
with your parents.
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Damn straight. See?
They even let us say damn.
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Uh-huh. Don't say damn.
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So, I sort of see how me,
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Gene and Tina got invited
to Rudy's Dad's
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birthday party,
'cause we're Rudy's friends,
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but, uh, Mom and Dad,
what's going on there?
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Well, we saw him at the
parent-teacher conference thing
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-and--
-He guilt invited us.
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-We were guilt invited.
-Yeah.
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Oh, sorry to be
"on his phone" guy.
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Just shooting off a quick email.
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Ooh, email. Who are ya emailing?
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Oh. A bowling alley.
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-That's fun.
-Yeah. Just planning
a bowling party.
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Uh, R-Rudy's party?
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No. Mine. It's a little thing
I do for my birthday every year.
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Aw, I love bowling.
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Oh. Uh, do you want to...
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-come to the party?
-Oh, you-you don't have to...
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-No.
-Yeah! Yes.
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Well, I just hope
Rudy has a good time.
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He's up to his butt
in divorced parent dating drama
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and he deserves
to have fun tonight.
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By the way, have we made
you guys sign paperwork
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saying you won't get divorced?
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No? I'll have Ken draw it up.
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He did my estate papers.
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Eh, I like our odds.
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I love your dad as much as I did
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the first time
I told him I loved him.
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Remember that, Bob?
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You remember when I first said
I love you?
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-Y-Y-Yes.
-Remember where we were?
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-I do.
-Huh?
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Where, w-where
were you guys, Dad?
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Um...
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Maybe he remembers,
but he's getting
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choked up thinking about it?
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We were, um...
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-uh...
-No, he forgot.
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Oh, it's okay you forgot.
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Your brain is just
full of burger toppings.
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Uh, I'm-I'm gonna remember.
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It's... um...
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Do you remember when I farted
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and it sounded like
someone saying, "Wazzup"?
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-Yes.
-So you can remember that?
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Well, that was right
when we got in the car.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah, so that's more recent.
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[Gene] Just wanted to make
sure everyone caught that.
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-Pretty special.
-[Bob] Certainly was.
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[Bob]
Oh, was it... outdoors?
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The place where you first said
"I love you," or indoors?
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[Linda]
Bob, don't worry about it.
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-Hey, Rudy.
-Uh, hey, guys.
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Thanks for coming.
It was surprisingly hard
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to get kids our age excited
about a 44-year-old man's
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-birthday party.
-I don't know why.
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We love people talking
about podcasts and back pain.
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You guys want
to get some slushees?
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It's all-you-can-drink slushees.
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My dad's treat.
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-Whoa.
-Nice.
-All I can drink?
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'Cause that's probably different
from all you can drink.
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Oh, I'm getting a brain freeze
just thinking about it.
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Mom, Dad, smell you later, bye.
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Smell y-- Yeah. Yeah.
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[all slurping]
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Ah, who doesn't love
a free slushee?
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Maybe that lady?
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[groans]
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[Gene]
If it was socially acceptable
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to lick that off the floor,
I would.
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-It isn't, is it?
-Uh, Rudy?
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Everything okay?
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You're looking very un-slushee.
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Yeah, sorry.
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It's my mom's boyfriend, Paul.
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Look at him.
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Smiling.
Listening to people talk.
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Making eye contact.
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What's up with that?
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[groaning]
Hate that.
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[Rudy] I'm just worried
about my dad. He's fragile.
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Especially since
he and Vicky broke up.
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Oh, no. Who broke up with who?
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Well, it was pretty mutual.
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He sent her a text saying,
"We need to talk."
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And she wrote back "Break up,"
question mark.
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Then she gave her
own text a thumbs-up
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-and, you know, that was that.
-Damn.
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So what I'm hearing is
your dad's a free man again.
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He's back on the market.
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Yeah. He's selling
"hot dad" by the pound.
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It's just Dad's
like a delicate caterpillar.
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Waiting to become a big,
strong beautiful butterfly.
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But that's not gonna happen
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if Mr. Nice-All-The-Time Paul
comes over
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and steps on Dad's
sweet little cocoon.
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And how is Paul stepping
on your dad's cocoon?
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Seriously, Tina?
Look at him!
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I just-- It--
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It doesn't feel good.
It's-it's just not good!
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Rudy, Rudy, just breathe.
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-I'm bad at that!
-Oh, right.
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I just want tonight to be
the bowling party of his dreams
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and the perfect 44th birthday.
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-Okay. Done.
-What?
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Done. It shall be so.
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Just leave it to me and Gene
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and also Tina.
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-Okay.
-Another round, please, sir.
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And don't skimp
on the cheer-up syrup.
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Men's size 11 and a ladies'
size 9 and a half.
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Wow, these are cute.
Look at these, Bob.
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I mean, they're bowling shoes,
but sure?
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I would wear these, like,
in the world.
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-Really?
-It's hard to find cute shoes.
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-You know.
-Oh, I do know.
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-Oh, hey. You guys made it.
-Yeah, hi.
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Happy birthday!
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-Great shoes. Aren't they nice?
-Uh, yes.
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We were just waiting
for our lane assignment.
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I-I guess it's pretty busy.
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Oh. Uh, do you want to bowl
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-in our lane?
-No, I wasn't--
I was not saying that at all.
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Sure! Right, Bob?
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-Uh, yeah.
-Yeah!
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Okay.
I'll-I'll just tell the guy
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at the counter
to, uh, add you. Heh.
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Yay, fun!
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Oh, my God, we did it again.
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Oh, I love these shoes.
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Pu-- I'm putting them on.
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Ooh, they've got my size
right on the back.
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That's fun.
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So our job tonight is
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to make your dad look good.
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Set him up for success,
help him shine.
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And if Paul looks
like a pathetic dork
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by comparison, that's fine, too.
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So what are your dad's
strengths?
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Well, the man knows
how to rock a pant pleat.
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I've noticed. You could cut
a finger on those bad boys.
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He's also a pretty good bowler.
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They don't call him
"Spare-ta-cus" for nothing.
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And by "they," I mean "me."
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Great, okay, well,
we can work with that.
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[Rudy]
But Paul is Paul.
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He's probably great at bowling.
He's good at everything.
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I once saw a valet
throw him his keys
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from, like, six feet away
and Paul caught it
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-like it was nothing.
-[Tina] Whoa.
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-[Rudy] Right?
-I mean, Paul doesn't seem
that athletic
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and naturally strong,
but also gentle.
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I don't feel
like giving him a trophy
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just for the cool way
he's standing.
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[groans] I just wish my dad
was still with Vicky.
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She was, you know,
whatever the opposite of fun is,
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but at least he wouldn't be
single while mom was
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hugging it up
with Paul over there.
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Okay, all right, all right.
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Listen. We've got
the bowling thing.
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We've got the dating thing.
Maybe we...
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just get him a girlfriend
that's good at bowling?
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You can get a girlfriend
in one night, right?
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-Uh...
-Rudy, any prospects here
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right now, by any chance?
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I mean, there's that lady
over there, Cherie,
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from his Indian cooking class.
They're both allergic to cumin.
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And I guess they really bonded
over how dumb it is
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for people with a cumin allergy
to take that class.
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-Aw.
-Also I wish
I could have plucked
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my dad's one crazy eyebrow hair.
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I mean, it really
would've helped his chances.
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Oh, yeah.
I can see it from here.
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Yeah, it's a beast.
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Is it possible
it's moving around on its own?
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Rudy, come on, our lane's ready.
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Oh, and kids, your parents
are bowling with us.
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Lucky you. Heh. Seriously,
though, they're a fun couple.
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Uh, them, plus your mom
and Paul, that makes six.
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Did you say Mom and Paul?
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Uh, yeah. There they are. Hey!
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-Hey.
-See ya soon,
bowling buddies. Heh.
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Oh, boy. That's it.
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Dad and Good-At-Everything Paul
are bowling against each other.
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Paul will crush him.
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Worst-case scenario.
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Dad's cocoon getting stomped.
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-Caterpillar guts everywhere.
-No, no, no.
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Okay, all right, Rud-- listen.
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We're not gonna
let Paul humiliate
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your father on his birthday,
okay? I promise.
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I swear it
by my reusable slushee cup.
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-[Gene gasps]
-Yeah, you heard me. [slurps]
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Oh, ow, brain freeze.
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-Uh, got to slow down.
-Here, let-let me rub your head.
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-Thank you. It still hurts.
-There you go.
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-I know, let me really rub it.
-[Louise shouts]
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-Hey! Ow!
-[Rudy grunting]
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Rudy!
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Oh, God, it's all happening.
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Hold it together, Rudes.
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We're gonna handle this.
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I know you're saying words,
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but all I can hear
is my Dad's cocoon
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crunch, crunch, crunching
under Paul's feet.
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That's Gene
eating tortilla chips.
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Sorry.
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There he is.
Oh, good ball choice, son.
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Heh. Thanks. Yeah,
I coordinated it with my shirt.
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-Well, I noticed.
-Hey, kids.
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Kids, meet shoes.
Shoes, meet kids.
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-Oh, hi.
-Mm.
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-Hey, there they are.
-And here we are.
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Are you ready to roll?
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'Cause it's bowling.
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-Oh!
-Oh, yes!
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-I love it.
-Balls are round, so they roll.
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Yeah.
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Oh, man. Lame,
but somehow charming puns?
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That's my dad's territory.
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You know what, I'm gonna
pop over to the men's room.
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I've got a birthday bladder,
aka too many fizzy waters.
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Don't start without me.
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Okay, let's move.
I'm gonna go stall Paul
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so he can't bowl,
and I'll just keep that going
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-until the party's over?
-[both] Mm-hmm.
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-Tina?
-Yeah?
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Go to the cumin lady
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from Indian cooking class.
Make it happen.
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It would be nice if Sylvester
had a new girlfriend
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in, like, 20 minutes?
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-Uh...
-Perfect.
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-Gene?
-Slushee duty, got it.
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-No. Go with Rudy.
-Aw.
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Follow Sylvester to the bathroom
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and pluck those eyebrows
with extreme prejudice.
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-On it.
-Wait.
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00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:05,542
Rudy, what's Paul's deal again?
245
00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:06,710
What's-what's he do?
246
00:08:06,728 --> 00:08:08,211
He's an occupational therapist.
247
00:08:08,230 --> 00:08:09,896
If people have pain
that makes it difficult
248
00:08:10,065 --> 00:08:12,324
to do things, he helps them
with exercises or advice.
249
00:08:12,551 --> 00:08:14,976
-As if we couldn't
hate him any more.
-I know.
250
00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,886
Okay, everybody break.
Go! Go! Okay.
251
00:08:16,905 --> 00:08:18,830
-Okay. Okay.
-Okay, okay, okay, okay.
252
00:08:19,057 --> 00:08:20,406
-Dad. Hey, Dad? Dad.
-Yeah? What, what, what?
253
00:08:20,559 --> 00:08:21,315
Yeah. What is it?
254
00:08:21,409 --> 00:08:23,076
I just learned that Paul here
255
00:08:23,152 --> 00:08:25,152
is an occupational therapist.
256
00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:26,730
Uh, yeah. Yes, I am.
257
00:08:26,748 --> 00:08:28,565
My dad needs that. Lots of it.
258
00:08:28,583 --> 00:08:31,325
-Oh!
Are certain motions painful?
-I do?
259
00:08:31,419 --> 00:08:32,844
I mean, yeah.
260
00:08:32,996 --> 00:08:35,238
-Which ones?
-Um, all of them?
261
00:08:35,331 --> 00:08:37,015
-See what I mean?
-Oh.
262
00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:38,575
-Hi.
-Uh... hi.
263
00:08:38,593 --> 00:08:40,577
Having some popcorn?
264
00:08:40,595 --> 00:08:42,262
Cool. Cool, cool.
265
00:08:42,414 --> 00:08:44,171
[sighs] Birthdays, am I right?
266
00:08:44,266 --> 00:08:45,715
Stand up, let me, let me look.
267
00:08:45,717 --> 00:08:46,750
Sure. [grunts]
268
00:08:46,768 --> 00:08:47,692
Little sound there.
269
00:08:47,919 --> 00:08:48,935
Uh... [stammers] Wait.
270
00:08:49,087 --> 00:08:50,845
Do you not make sounds
when you stand up?
271
00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,589
Uh, l-let's see you
touch your toes.
272
00:08:52,607 --> 00:08:54,257
Touch, like... "touch"?
273
00:08:54,350 --> 00:08:56,109
-Give it a shot.
-Oh, my God.
274
00:08:56,261 --> 00:08:58,036
[whistles] Yeah. [whistles]
275
00:08:58,263 --> 00:08:59,946
You... you whistled twice.
276
00:09:00,098 --> 00:09:01,114
Is-is that bad?
277
00:09:01,266 --> 00:09:02,207
Yeah, it's a two-whistler.
278
00:09:02,358 --> 00:09:03,708
-Yep.
-Oh, God.
279
00:09:03,860 --> 00:09:05,210
-Ow, ow, ow, ow!
-It's worth it, Dad.
280
00:09:05,361 --> 00:09:06,786
I'm sorry. I love you!
281
00:09:06,938 --> 00:09:08,104
The hair is fighting back!
282
00:09:08,123 --> 00:09:09,606
It wants to live!
283
00:09:09,699 --> 00:09:10,882
We're gonna kill it!
284
00:09:11,034 --> 00:09:12,551
Don't let it into your mind!
285
00:09:12,778 --> 00:09:14,277
Ow, kids, ow!
286
00:09:14,370 --> 00:09:15,703
It knows what you're afraid of!
287
00:09:15,797 --> 00:09:17,947
I mean, it seems like
you guys have great chemistry.
288
00:09:17,966 --> 00:09:19,616
He's learning
to cook Indian food,
289
00:09:19,618 --> 00:09:21,301
you're learning
to cook Indian food.
290
00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:23,119
Maybe it's time to take it
to the next level
291
00:09:23,212 --> 00:09:24,563
and move in together?
292
00:09:24,714 --> 00:09:26,139
I'm sorry, who are you?
293
00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,791
So your right shoulder is
294
00:09:27,884 --> 00:09:29,309
about two inches higher
than your left.
295
00:09:29,461 --> 00:09:31,978
-It is?
-Yes. That's even.
296
00:09:32,130 --> 00:09:34,147
-Oh! [grunting]
-Does that hurt?
297
00:09:34,299 --> 00:09:35,465
It's not supposed to.
298
00:09:35,483 --> 00:09:37,317
I mean, is-- so this is normal?
299
00:09:37,469 --> 00:09:39,578
-Th-This is how standing is?
-I'm afraid so.
300
00:09:39,729 --> 00:09:41,471
Okay, let's bowl.
301
00:09:41,564 --> 00:09:43,064
I am very ready.
302
00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,082
Yeah. Here.
303
00:09:44,233 --> 00:09:45,141
I'll give you my card.
304
00:09:45,234 --> 00:09:46,159
No, no, no, don't bowl.
305
00:09:46,311 --> 00:09:47,735
He needs help now.
306
00:09:47,829 --> 00:09:48,978
He's got so many problems.
307
00:09:48,997 --> 00:09:50,755
I can't believe
he's survived this long.
308
00:09:50,832 --> 00:09:54,259
It's okay, Louise.
Uh, I'll be fine. I-I-I think.
309
00:09:54,486 --> 00:09:55,910
[sighs] Crap.
310
00:09:56,004 --> 00:09:58,154
Here we go, my dad's up first.
311
00:09:58,323 --> 00:10:00,432
Go me! It's my birthday.
312
00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:02,583
And I'm bowling.
313
00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:04,344
-[all groaning]
-Oof.
314
00:10:04,496 --> 00:10:05,753
Hey, it's just his first roll.
315
00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:06,830
Tina, how'd it go?
316
00:10:06,998 --> 00:10:08,998
-Cherie wants to move slow.
-[groans]
317
00:10:09,017 --> 00:10:11,109
I guess she thinks asking
Sylvester to be her boyfriend
318
00:10:11,260 --> 00:10:14,337
after they've gone on no dates
is, quote, "very confusing."
319
00:10:14,339 --> 00:10:16,097
-Ridiculous.
-Oh, God.
320
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,450
Well, hey, three pins
are better than nothing.
321
00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:19,618
Yeah.
322
00:10:19,845 --> 00:10:22,011
The intimidation factor's
already there.
323
00:10:22,030 --> 00:10:24,180
Paul's gonna bowl
the pants off my dad
324
00:10:24,199 --> 00:10:25,606
at his own birthday party.
325
00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:26,958
Beautifully pleated pants?
326
00:10:27,110 --> 00:10:29,294
And those eyebrows are bringing
the razzle dazzle.
327
00:10:29,521 --> 00:10:31,204
I-I can't watch. Maybe I'll bail
328
00:10:31,356 --> 00:10:33,706
-and go drown
my sorrows in slushee.
-I'm in!
329
00:10:33,859 --> 00:10:36,134
-I could slush. Louise?
-Uh...
330
00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:38,803
Huh. What if we...?
331
00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:40,955
Guys, come with me.
I have an idea.
332
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,123
Come with you where?
333
00:10:42,217 --> 00:10:43,308
Anywhere but here is good.
334
00:10:43,459 --> 00:10:45,051
-Uh, hey, bud.
-Your turn.
335
00:10:45,203 --> 00:10:47,387
Um, go on without me--
we're doing kid stuff.
336
00:10:47,539 --> 00:10:49,296
Not that I'm not
totally comfortable
337
00:10:49,391 --> 00:10:50,482
with everything going on here
338
00:10:50,709 --> 00:10:53,042
in this area
of the bowling alley, so...
339
00:10:53,136 --> 00:10:54,210
Um, okay, bye.
340
00:10:54,971 --> 00:10:57,397
-What are we doing?
-Also a question
I was going to ask.
341
00:10:57,491 --> 00:11:00,066
We're doing what it takes to
give your dad an amazing night.
342
00:11:00,218 --> 00:11:02,235
Are we getting him a gift
from what I think is
343
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,053
an extension cord museum?
344
00:11:04,072 --> 00:11:06,164
-[kids shout]
-You kids aren't allowed
back here.
345
00:11:06,315 --> 00:11:07,481
Right, right. Uh, so sorry
346
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:09,483
for whatever this is
we're doing.
347
00:11:09,652 --> 00:11:11,744
I was thinking this didn't
look like a bathroom.
348
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,155
-Okay. Get out now.
-Wait. Please.
349
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,733
-What?
-[sighs] This is Rudy.
Rudy say hi.
350
00:11:16,751 --> 00:11:17,842
Uh, hello, I'm Rudy.
351
00:11:17,994 --> 00:11:19,326
And it's his dad's birthday,
352
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,845
and his dad's about to bowl
against Paul,
353
00:11:20,997 --> 00:11:24,349
who's his mom's new boyfriend,
and Paul's good at everything.
354
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,685
And he's-he's gonna
kick Rudy's dad's butt.
355
00:11:26,836 --> 00:11:28,912
And he's gonna look like...
like what were you saying?
356
00:11:28,930 --> 00:11:30,914
Like a dead caterpillar
or something?
357
00:11:30,932 --> 00:11:33,266
Yeah, he's gonna look like,
an-an unrealized butterfly.
358
00:11:33,342 --> 00:11:35,509
Yeah. So we just want to
help him win.
359
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:37,344
You know, from back here,
somehow.
360
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,923
I mean, it would be
a lot like cheating,
361
00:11:39,941 --> 00:11:41,591
but it would be for charity.
362
00:11:41,609 --> 00:11:43,109
So... yeah.
363
00:11:43,186 --> 00:11:45,870
It's fine,
we'll figure out something else.
364
00:11:45,980 --> 00:11:47,521
-I love it.
-Huh? What?
365
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:50,767
I've got a Paul,
but my Paul is named Penny
366
00:11:50,860 --> 00:11:53,619
and she makes my dad very happy.
367
00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:54,879
How dare she.
368
00:11:55,106 --> 00:11:57,623
-Okay. We're cheating.
-We... are?
369
00:11:57,718 --> 00:12:00,443
-Yeah, Tina, we are.
-You're going down, Penny!
370
00:12:00,536 --> 00:12:01,461
-Uh, Paul.
-Uh-huh.
371
00:12:01,613 --> 00:12:02,762
-No, it's important.
-Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
372
00:12:06,801 --> 00:12:08,968
[Louise] Lane ten.
Rudy's dad and Paul are playing
373
00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:10,136
-on this lane right now.
-And last we saw,
374
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,712
my dad was bowling like ass.
375
00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,306
Sorry. I said "ass."
376
00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:15,400
So we've got to make
this cheating stuff happen soon.
377
00:12:15,551 --> 00:12:18,127
Uh, I feel like
helping Sylvester by cheating
378
00:12:18,146 --> 00:12:19,295
is maybe not the best idea,
379
00:12:19,388 --> 00:12:20,888
and also just cheating
in general.
380
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,649
Tina, Rudy is our friend,
and if our friend wants his dad
381
00:12:23,802 --> 00:12:26,077
to bowl an amazing game
and teach Paul a lesson
382
00:12:26,229 --> 00:12:27,804
he will never freaking forget,
383
00:12:27,897 --> 00:12:28,988
that's what we're gonna do.
384
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,564
-Thank you.
-Yeah. Okay.
385
00:12:30,658 --> 00:12:32,008
So, how's this gonna work?
386
00:12:32,010 --> 00:12:33,734
-Sorry,
I didn't catch your name.
-No names.
387
00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:35,086
The less we know about
each other, the better.
388
00:12:35,313 --> 00:12:36,996
-It's on your name tag?
-Rachel.
389
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,482
Crap. Okay, I have an idea
of how we can do this,
390
00:12:39,501 --> 00:12:42,001
but I haven't tried it before
and it's risky.
391
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,595
When your dad's ball
hits the pins,
392
00:12:43,822 --> 00:12:45,930
there's just enough clearance
over the backstop
393
00:12:46,082 --> 00:12:48,082
for us to toss
an extra pin in there.
394
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,842
And if we hit 'em just right,
395
00:12:49,995 --> 00:12:51,752
then it's nothing but strikes.
396
00:12:51,846 --> 00:12:54,330
-Fantastic.
-Ooh... Gutter ball.
397
00:12:54,349 --> 00:12:56,349
Ugh, please,
don't let it be Spare-ta-cus.
398
00:12:56,501 --> 00:12:58,610
Ugh. They look good,
but they don't actually
399
00:12:58,761 --> 00:12:59,944
help me bowl better.
400
00:13:00,171 --> 00:13:01,838
-You're lucky you're hot.
-You talking to me?
401
00:13:02,007 --> 00:13:03,172
-Yeah, you, too.
-I know.
402
00:13:03,191 --> 00:13:05,950
Okay. I need two kids,
one to grab the pin
403
00:13:06,177 --> 00:13:07,677
before it gets swept
into the pin elevator,
404
00:13:07,695 --> 00:13:10,363
and one to hold onto
the person grabbing the pin,
405
00:13:10,515 --> 00:13:11,772
so they don't fall
into the machine.
406
00:13:11,866 --> 00:13:13,182
Sounds... dangerous?
407
00:13:13,201 --> 00:13:15,034
Pin-setting used to be done
by child laborers,
408
00:13:15,186 --> 00:13:17,444
so I'm sure that means
it's perfectly safe.
409
00:13:17,539 --> 00:13:19,038
We can't see anything
from back here.
410
00:13:19,190 --> 00:13:20,965
How will we know
when it's Rudy's dad's turn?
411
00:13:21,192 --> 00:13:22,801
Good point.
We need eyes on the outside.
412
00:13:23,028 --> 00:13:24,618
-I'll do it.
-Gene, no offense,
413
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:26,712
but if we send you out there,
we're gonna find you face-down
414
00:13:26,865 --> 00:13:29,048
-at the slushee bar.
-And your point is?
415
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:32,126
Um, I'll go.
I would love to be not here.
416
00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:33,311
No.
417
00:13:33,462 --> 00:13:35,388
Your "I'm not doing
anything bad" face is--
418
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,223
let's just say it--
really bad.
419
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,150
Oh. What-what about: "Eh"?
420
00:13:39,302 --> 00:13:41,210
-[groans] I'll go.
-Be sneaky.
421
00:13:41,229 --> 00:13:43,470
Peek at the scoreboard,
memorize the bowling order,
422
00:13:43,565 --> 00:13:45,472
-and report back.
-A sneak and a peek.
423
00:13:45,567 --> 00:13:46,549
Got it.
424
00:13:46,642 --> 00:13:48,993
♪ ♪
425
00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:52,163
Oof.
426
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,724
Sylvester's losing pretty bad,
427
00:13:54,726 --> 00:13:57,484
but we still have like half
a game left to turn it around.
428
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,987
Whoa, and Mom and Dad are
not bringing it.
429
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,674
-[Bob] Hey, Louise.
-Ugh. They spotted me.
430
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:05,568
Uh, hey, Dad. Mom.
Rough game?
431
00:14:05,587 --> 00:14:07,403
I'm beginning to think
that as athletes
432
00:14:07,422 --> 00:14:09,088
you guys are kind of not elite.
433
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,498
Yeah. We're bad at this. Oh!
434
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,167
Did you say "I love you"
when we were
435
00:14:13,261 --> 00:14:14,686
at a sports game of some kind?
436
00:14:14,837 --> 00:14:17,763
No, but one time you threw up
on me at a baseball game.
437
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:19,524
-Yeah, but lovingly.
-Yeah, kinda.
438
00:14:19,751 --> 00:14:20,859
Lot of peanuts.
439
00:14:21,086 --> 00:14:22,009
Check out Paul
440
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,510
with the big blue ball.
[chuckles]
441
00:14:23,605 --> 00:14:26,030
Okay, so, Sylvester's up
after Paul.
442
00:14:26,107 --> 00:14:28,700
Hmm. You can totally see
Rachel's elbow right now.
443
00:14:28,927 --> 00:14:31,260
And I think Gene's knees
for some reason?
444
00:14:31,429 --> 00:14:32,929
[sighs] It's fine, it's fine.
445
00:14:32,931 --> 00:14:35,665
These lanes are so long,
and adults' eyesight is so bad.
446
00:14:37,102 --> 00:14:38,601
[Paul groans]
447
00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:39,769
Bananas. It's a split!
448
00:14:39,787 --> 00:14:41,212
Well, you're still
way ahead of me.
449
00:14:41,364 --> 00:14:42,605
It's gonna be hard to catch you.
450
00:14:42,698 --> 00:14:44,215
That's a good pun though--
bananas, split.
451
00:14:44,442 --> 00:14:46,626
Oh, I didn't... [laughs]
I didn't realize I did that.
452
00:14:46,778 --> 00:14:48,069
Really? [laughs]
453
00:14:48,129 --> 00:14:49,220
Better get back there.
454
00:14:49,447 --> 00:14:50,446
-[Holly] Huh.
-[Sylvester] What?
455
00:14:50,539 --> 00:14:51,872
You're not doing it again,
are you?
456
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:54,133
-Doing what?
-Letting someone win.
457
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,468
I've been watching you.
458
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,061
You haven't been doing
that spinny thing
459
00:14:57,213 --> 00:14:58,287
with your wrist you usually do.
460
00:14:58,306 --> 00:14:59,713
My trademark Spinderella?
461
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,624
I mean, I-I don't know
what you're talking about.
462
00:15:01,717 --> 00:15:04,068
Yeah, you do. Did you pluck
your eyebrow hair?
463
00:15:04,145 --> 00:15:06,070
Uh, Gene and Rudy pulled it
out of my face, yeah.
464
00:15:06,297 --> 00:15:08,297
-Oh.
-And it was long.
465
00:15:08,316 --> 00:15:11,892
Wait, why would he let Paul win?
466
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,302
Oh, boy.
467
00:15:13,321 --> 00:15:15,138
[groans]
468
00:15:15,156 --> 00:15:16,822
Are we a go?
Is Sylvester up?
469
00:15:16,975 --> 00:15:19,142
He's next, but we might need
to call off the plan,
470
00:15:19,310 --> 00:15:20,901
-like right now.
-What? Why?
471
00:15:20,995 --> 00:15:22,587
We don't need it,
I don't think.
472
00:15:22,814 --> 00:15:25,648
I'm pretty sure
Sylvester is letting Paul win.
473
00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:26,740
Wh-What did you say, Louise?
474
00:15:26,834 --> 00:15:28,876
Your dad is letting Paul win.
475
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,411
Huh? But why?
476
00:15:30,488 --> 00:15:31,837
I say we're still
doing the plan.
477
00:15:32,006 --> 00:15:34,323
Paul has this coming.
Penny has this coming.
478
00:15:34,325 --> 00:15:35,934
Always fostering shelter dogs,
479
00:15:36,085 --> 00:15:38,752
asking about my day,
making Christmas magical.
480
00:15:38,921 --> 00:15:40,104
You're not my mom, Penny!
481
00:15:40,181 --> 00:15:41,422
She sounds like a monster.
482
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,257
-She is.
-Louise, this is happening.
483
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,643
-But no, wait, what--
-I'm closing the door now,
watch your fingers.
484
00:15:45,870 --> 00:15:47,261
-What? No!
-She said watch your fingers!
485
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,238
Ah! Son of a bowling ball!
486
00:15:53,695 --> 00:15:55,178
Rudy! Gene! Tina! Come on!
487
00:15:55,271 --> 00:15:57,863
-Someone, open up!
-Everyone in position.
488
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,682
Ignore the pounding
and the yelling,
489
00:15:59,701 --> 00:16:02,018
and any dumb voices
inside of you that are like,
490
00:16:02,111 --> 00:16:03,962
"This is wrong,
I shouldn't do this, uh..."
491
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,688
-[Louise shouting]
-Tina? What should we do?
492
00:16:05,707 --> 00:16:07,448
-Uh...
-Okay, great.
493
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,133
Stay strong,
that's what you should do.
494
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,377
Okay, not good, not good.
Ugh, crap, crap, crap.
495
00:16:11,529 --> 00:16:12,470
Crap, crap, crap, crap.
496
00:16:12,697 --> 00:16:15,974
-[panting] Whoa, whoa.
-Ah! Street shoes!
497
00:16:16,201 --> 00:16:17,216
-[Louise] Sorry!
-Louise?
498
00:16:17,368 --> 00:16:18,476
What the heck are you doing?
499
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,886
Uh... Well, I dropped
a nickel over here,
500
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:23,481
-and I've got to get it!
-You dropped a nickel?
501
00:16:23,632 --> 00:16:25,149
-Yes!
-Louise, we're poor,
502
00:16:25,301 --> 00:16:26,392
but we're not that poor.
503
00:16:26,561 --> 00:16:28,653
I can get you another nickel,
I think.
504
00:16:28,804 --> 00:16:30,546
Uh, one second, sorry. Sorry!
505
00:16:30,565 --> 00:16:32,732
You're still wearing shoes
on the lane!
506
00:16:32,808 --> 00:16:34,550
[Louise]
I know, I know,
I just-- One second!
507
00:16:34,569 --> 00:16:36,310
[Sylvester]
Lane integrity is important!
508
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,479
[whispering] Rudy. Rudy,
can you hear me in there? Buddy.
509
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,331
Don't try and change my mind,
Louise.
510
00:16:40,483 --> 00:16:42,241
And are you standing
on the lanes?
511
00:16:42,393 --> 00:16:43,484
That's pretty frowned upon.
512
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,169
Listen.
We don't have to do this.
513
00:16:45,321 --> 00:16:46,653
Your dad doesn't need our help.
514
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,655
There's a good chance
he's throwing the game
515
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:51,658
because he's a nice guy
who's really good at bowling,
516
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,253
but doesn't want to make
his ex-wife's new boyfriend
517
00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:55,847
look bad, or something,
518
00:16:56,074 --> 00:16:57,998
and doing this plan
could ruin everything.
519
00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:00,426
And I'm pretty sure
our hands would get mangled
520
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,003
by this machine,
but the dad stuff, too.
521
00:17:03,097 --> 00:17:05,023
Also if you get caught,
which, I'm gonna tell you
522
00:17:05,174 --> 00:17:08,026
with some outside knowledge,
is not not a possibility,
523
00:17:08,177 --> 00:17:10,436
and me being here right now
isn't helpful, sorry.
524
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,346
Anyway,
if you get caught cheating,
525
00:17:12,515 --> 00:17:13,865
it'll make it weird
with you and Paul.
526
00:17:14,016 --> 00:17:16,701
It'll make it weird
with Paul and your dad.
527
00:17:16,852 --> 00:17:17,943
It'll make everything weird.
528
00:17:18,096 --> 00:17:19,612
Don't listen to her.
We've got to do this.
529
00:17:19,764 --> 00:17:23,041
Stuff actually seems pretty okay
between Sylvester and Paul.
530
00:17:23,268 --> 00:17:26,769
I'm realizing the person
who doesn't seem okay is you.
531
00:17:26,788 --> 00:17:28,771
-Me?
-No, Ru-Rudy.
532
00:17:28,790 --> 00:17:30,439
-Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah.
-Yeah.
533
00:17:30,441 --> 00:17:32,550
[over intercom]
Child in lane ten
talking to the pins,
534
00:17:32,701 --> 00:17:34,627
clear the lane please.
That's not how bowling works.
535
00:17:34,779 --> 00:17:36,462
Yeah, just a minute!
536
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,614
[whispers] Rudy, listen,
'cause they're about to
537
00:17:38,633 --> 00:17:39,873
put me in bowling jail.
538
00:17:39,967 --> 00:17:42,451
It's possible
you just needed a friend
539
00:17:42,545 --> 00:17:45,730
to talk to,
and not a genius to make
540
00:17:45,957 --> 00:17:47,623
a slightly complicated
cheating plan.
541
00:17:47,792 --> 00:17:49,550
-[Bob] Louise.
-Yeah?
542
00:17:49,718 --> 00:17:51,627
It would be a cool
birthday present to Sylvester
543
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,297
if you stop doing that
in the middle of his game.
544
00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:56,890
Uh, also we forgot to get you
a birthday present.
545
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,984
-Just remembering now.
-Oh, whoops.
546
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,303
[sighs] Fine.
547
00:18:00,396 --> 00:18:03,581
Well, here comes the strike.
548
00:18:03,732 --> 00:18:06,084
♪ ♪
549
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:13,482
Huh.
550
00:18:13,501 --> 00:18:14,483
Not bad.
551
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:18,579
-Hey.
-So, you're not gonna do
the cheating thing?
552
00:18:18,673 --> 00:18:20,656
I don't want to say
it was my nervous farts
553
00:18:20,675 --> 00:18:23,342
that convinced them to leave
that back room, but maybe?
554
00:18:23,494 --> 00:18:25,177
I mean, the farts were
possibly a factor.
555
00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:28,831
I think I'm gonna go call Penny
and apologize for my text.
556
00:18:28,924 --> 00:18:30,924
I mean, it wasn't actually
any words,
557
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:33,945
just a GIF of an orangutan
giving the middle finger.
558
00:18:34,172 --> 00:18:35,354
But still, I feel bad.
559
00:18:35,506 --> 00:18:37,673
-It's a solid GIF, though.
-Yeah.
560
00:18:37,766 --> 00:18:39,508
[Linda]
Ah, bye, shoes.
561
00:18:39,527 --> 00:18:42,954
You weren't good bowling shoes,
but you made me feel beautiful.
562
00:18:43,105 --> 00:18:45,014
Do you need more time,
or can we--
563
00:18:45,183 --> 00:18:47,291
No, we're-we're good.
Are we good?
564
00:18:47,443 --> 00:18:49,127
Okay, there you go.
And then it's done.
565
00:18:49,354 --> 00:18:50,962
Well, that was fun, huh?
566
00:18:51,189 --> 00:18:53,539
Dad, did you let Paul win?
567
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,041
What? No. Okay, fine.
568
00:18:56,194 --> 00:18:57,468
Hey, the whole macho,
569
00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:59,712
"Must beat ex-wife's
new boyfriend at sports" thing,
570
00:18:59,881 --> 00:19:01,288
it's-it's just not me.
571
00:19:01,382 --> 00:19:03,808
Plus, he's not my competition,
you know?
572
00:19:04,035 --> 00:19:06,960
He's part of your mom's life
now, and your life and mine.
573
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,704
-Yeah.
-But, you know,
it doesn't change
574
00:19:08,797 --> 00:19:09,647
anything about you and me.
575
00:19:09,798 --> 00:19:11,798
I'll always be your dad,
576
00:19:11,893 --> 00:19:14,377
and you'll always be my rad son.
577
00:19:14,395 --> 00:19:16,395
-My rad son Rudy.
-I know.
578
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,548
-I rhymed it.
-I just want you
to be okay, Dad.
579
00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:21,550
I am okay. I mean,
sure, this is not
580
00:19:21,552 --> 00:19:23,068
how I thought
our marriage would turn out,
581
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,496
but I've got great friends
and a great therapist.
582
00:19:25,723 --> 00:19:28,574
And there are wonderful shows
on TV now, Rudy.
583
00:19:28,726 --> 00:19:30,668
Wonderful. I haven't even
started The Crown.
584
00:19:30,895 --> 00:19:32,336
I hear it's very nuanced.
585
00:19:32,563 --> 00:19:34,338
Hey, don't underestimate
your old dad.
586
00:19:34,565 --> 00:19:36,990
I've got a lot of life
ahead of me.
587
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,067
Uh, hey, Sylvester?
588
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,344
-Hey, Cherie!
-I'm-I'm heading out.
589
00:19:40,496 --> 00:19:42,329
Uh, sorry we barely got to talk
tonight. [chuckles]
590
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,997
I mean, at least,
not directly.
591
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,091
Uh... yeah.
Well, see you in class.
592
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:48,911
Hey, I hear we're cooking
chicken vindaloo next week.
593
00:19:48,930 --> 00:19:52,339
Yep. I'm vinda-looking forward
to seeing you there.
594
00:19:52,433 --> 00:19:53,766
[laughter]
595
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,918
Vinda-you-too. [laughs]
596
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,604
-[gasps] Whoa!
-Yeah!
597
00:19:58,756 --> 00:20:00,423
Oh, my God, did you see that?
598
00:20:00,516 --> 00:20:02,366
Big-time.
That girl talked to you.
599
00:20:02,593 --> 00:20:04,927
[Gene]
Last people to leave the party.
600
00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:06,762
-We just keep getting cooler.
-Amen.
601
00:20:06,855 --> 00:20:07,947
Hey, Dad,
did you ever figure out
602
00:20:08,099 --> 00:20:09,615
where Mom first said
"I love you"?
603
00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:11,934
No, and thank you
for bringing it up, Tina.
604
00:20:12,027 --> 00:20:12,952
You're welcome.
605
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:14,437
Lin,
I'm sorry I can't remember
606
00:20:14,530 --> 00:20:16,255
that really nice,
important thing.
607
00:20:16,332 --> 00:20:18,107
Bob, I told you, it's fine.
608
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,109
Here's the story:
we were by the beach,
609
00:20:20,127 --> 00:20:21,944
and a seagull pooped in my hair,
610
00:20:21,963 --> 00:20:25,614
and we didn't have any napkins,
and so you just used your shirt.
611
00:20:25,783 --> 00:20:26,873
And I said it.
612
00:20:26,968 --> 00:20:28,059
Then you said,
"That's a lot of poop."
613
00:20:28,210 --> 00:20:29,785
-Aw!
-Now you 'member?
614
00:20:29,878 --> 00:20:31,878
Yeah.
How did I not remember that?
615
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,880
Haven't we all wiped
seagull poop off Mom
616
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,124
at some point in our lives?
617
00:20:35,142 --> 00:20:36,141
You'll just say "I love you"
618
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,810
to anyone who wipes poop
off you.
619
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,812
[Tina]
That's how you know.
620
00:20:39,964 --> 00:20:41,054
♪ ♪
621
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:43,241
[grunting in pain]
622
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,994
[grunting continues]
623
00:20:48,731 --> 00:20:50,498
[grunting continues]
624
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,759
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
625
00:21:03,579 --> 00:21:06,672
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626
00:21:06,824 --> 00:21:09,825
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627
00:21:10,661 --> 00:21:13,062
[Rudy] The man knows
how to rock a pant pleat.