1 00:00:02,895 --> 00:00:05,087 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:20,629 --> 00:00:22,688 Aw, new pennies, so shiny. 3 00:00:22,915 --> 00:00:24,023 Got your whole life ahead of you. 4 00:00:24,174 --> 00:00:25,840 -Don't end up in the gutter. -Ugh. 5 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:26,917 It's doing that weird 6 00:00:26,935 --> 00:00:28,676 clanky-wobbly-screechy thing again. 7 00:00:28,729 --> 00:00:30,512 -What, your ding-a-ling? -Or is it your butt this time? 8 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:31,605 I'm guessing your back? 9 00:00:31,757 --> 00:00:33,090 No, it's our meat grinder. 10 00:00:33,183 --> 00:00:35,367 I think it's finally seriously time to get a new one. 11 00:00:35,519 --> 00:00:36,684 Aw, really? 12 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:38,686 But the meat grinder's like part of the family. 13 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:41,765 It watched the kids grow up. And never grinded them once. 14 00:00:41,784 --> 00:00:43,024 I know. That was nice of it. 15 00:00:43,044 --> 00:00:45,544 But it gets jammed all the time and it fights me 16 00:00:45,695 --> 00:00:47,938 unless I wiggle the crank halfway through every turn. 17 00:00:47,956 --> 00:00:49,239 So, we're back on your ding-a-ling? 18 00:00:49,241 --> 00:00:50,774 -Gene. -Oh, Gayle's here. 19 00:00:50,867 --> 00:00:52,551 And she's running? Oh, she fell. 20 00:00:52,778 --> 00:00:54,536 She's up. Okay, she's fine. 21 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,096 She's fine. 22 00:00:56,891 --> 00:00:58,632 Guess who you're looking at? 23 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:00,041 I know this one. Aunt Gayle. 24 00:01:00,135 --> 00:01:02,953 You're looking at... a contestant 25 00:01:02,971 --> 00:01:06,881 on the next season of Tough Stuff Island. 26 00:01:06,901 --> 00:01:08,567 -Tough Stuff Island? -The TV show? 27 00:01:08,794 --> 00:01:09,568 The one on TV? 28 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:10,961 That's the one. 29 00:01:10,979 --> 00:01:12,237 Oh, that show where the contestants are 30 00:01:12,389 --> 00:01:13,630 on an island and they have to do 31 00:01:13,649 --> 00:01:15,574 all sorts of obstacles and challenges? 32 00:01:15,725 --> 00:01:16,742 But the hardest challenge is 33 00:01:16,893 --> 00:01:18,485 figuring out where to poop, I assume. 34 00:01:18,637 --> 00:01:20,913 -Yup. -And the winner of the show gets a million dollars. 35 00:01:21,064 --> 00:01:22,915 Aunt Gayle, you could win a million dollars. 36 00:01:23,066 --> 00:01:25,900 I probably will, right? Just as soon as they pick me. 37 00:01:25,994 --> 00:01:26,734 Oh. 38 00:01:26,903 --> 00:01:28,736 After they see my audition tape. 39 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:31,256 Which I... I haven't sent in yet 40 00:01:31,408 --> 00:01:32,666 -'cause I haven't made it yet. -Mm. 41 00:01:32,835 --> 00:01:36,261 But as far as everyone in my apartment building thinks, 42 00:01:36,488 --> 00:01:38,655 I've already been cast on the show. 43 00:01:38,674 --> 00:01:39,673 Why do they think that? 44 00:01:39,825 --> 00:01:40,599 'Cause I told them that. 45 00:01:40,826 --> 00:01:41,934 Uh-huh, uh-huh. 46 00:01:42,103 --> 00:01:44,010 Isn't that gonna be maybe a little hard since they-- 47 00:01:44,163 --> 00:01:45,938 they kind of pick people who look, um, muscle-y? 48 00:01:46,089 --> 00:01:48,014 -And maybe mostly under 40? -No, no, Mom, 49 00:01:48,167 --> 00:01:50,016 there's always a scrappy middle-aged contestant 50 00:01:50,111 --> 00:01:52,002 who can do one-armed pull ups or something. 51 00:01:52,020 --> 00:01:54,171 I bet I could even do two-armed pull-ups. 52 00:01:54,189 --> 00:01:57,449 -Whoa. -Anyway, that's why I'm here, Linda. 53 00:01:57,601 --> 00:01:59,843 I need your help making my audition tape. 54 00:01:59,862 --> 00:02:01,511 -Oh. -Uh-huh. Uh... 55 00:02:01,605 --> 00:02:02,955 I'm thinking I'll climb a building-- 56 00:02:03,106 --> 00:02:06,533 I'm a good climber-- or swim across the ocean? 57 00:02:06,685 --> 00:02:09,019 You know, one of the littler ones. Or both. 58 00:02:09,112 --> 00:02:10,687 -Seems doable. -I don't have it all worked out, 59 00:02:10,706 --> 00:02:14,708 but I do know that at the end, I'm gonna rip off my shirt 60 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:18,637 and right here on my upper belly it'll say "Cast Gayle." 61 00:02:18,864 --> 00:02:21,306 Which I would need to re-do for the actual tape 62 00:02:21,458 --> 00:02:23,200 because I wrote it upside down. 63 00:02:23,218 --> 00:02:24,384 That's how you spell Gayle? 64 00:02:24,536 --> 00:02:26,461 -I think so. -What are we waiting for? 65 00:02:26,630 --> 00:02:28,647 Let's get cracking on this audition tape, people. 66 00:02:28,798 --> 00:02:30,040 No. No, no. W-wait, hang on. 67 00:02:30,133 --> 00:02:32,042 I don't know about this one, Gayle. 68 00:02:32,060 --> 00:02:33,652 -It seems tough. -Yeah, Mom, 69 00:02:33,729 --> 00:02:35,687 that's the name of the show. Tough Stuff Island. 70 00:02:35,839 --> 00:02:37,138 But maybe too tough? 71 00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:40,642 Linda, why can't you help me for once in your life? 72 00:02:40,736 --> 00:02:42,310 Gayle, I help you all the time. 73 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:43,720 I helped you build a fake person 74 00:02:43,813 --> 00:02:45,647 to put in your window so burglars didn't think 75 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:46,907 you lived alone, 76 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:48,316 I-I helped you build a panic room 77 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:49,726 for just your cats, 78 00:02:49,745 --> 00:02:51,077 I let you practice on me 79 00:02:51,230 --> 00:02:53,488 to see if doing acupuncture was your thing-- 80 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:56,008 uh, PS, it's not-- and that was just last week. 81 00:02:56,235 --> 00:02:57,751 Okay, fine, you don't want to help? 82 00:02:57,920 --> 00:02:59,511 I'll just tape a camera to my head 83 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,255 and do action stuff in front of a mirror. 84 00:03:02,408 --> 00:03:03,590 Just have to get a mirror. 85 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,017 Don't worry. 86 00:03:05,244 --> 00:03:07,168 I'll never ask you for anything ever again. 87 00:03:07,262 --> 00:03:08,503 Can I borrow some money? 88 00:03:08,597 --> 00:03:10,414 For the camera and tape? And the mirror? 89 00:03:10,507 --> 00:03:12,357 I'll pay you back when I get the million. 90 00:03:12,509 --> 00:03:14,100 [salesman] Yeah, we don't have any 91 00:03:14,195 --> 00:03:15,435 hand-crank meat grinders 92 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,011 'cause we live in the present day now. 93 00:03:17,031 --> 00:03:18,438 All we have are these electric ones. 94 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:21,683 Oh, these cost more money than my old one did. 95 00:03:21,777 --> 00:03:22,943 This one right here will grind 96 00:03:23,095 --> 00:03:24,686 between four to five pounds per minute. 97 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,947 Whoa. That would take me, like, a half hour with my grinder. 98 00:03:27,099 --> 00:03:28,932 Yeah, this thing doesn't just grind meat. 99 00:03:29,025 --> 00:03:32,285 -It makes time. -It makes time. Wow. 100 00:03:32,438 --> 00:03:33,861 There's still magic in this world. 101 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:34,862 I have a credit card. 102 00:03:34,957 --> 00:03:36,773 [chuckles] Okay, let's get that out. 103 00:03:36,866 --> 00:03:38,942 [narrator] This is when you got to dig deep. 104 00:03:39,035 --> 00:03:40,385 They're pushing 50-gallon drums 105 00:03:40,612 --> 00:03:42,279 full of the heaviest sand we could find. 106 00:03:42,297 --> 00:03:43,613 This is when you're asking yourself, 107 00:03:43,707 --> 00:03:45,131 "Am I tough stuff?" 108 00:03:45,226 --> 00:03:47,451 Why would Gayle even think she could go on this show anyway? 109 00:03:47,544 --> 00:03:50,211 Those are young, strong people with body hair 110 00:03:50,305 --> 00:03:52,122 -where you'd expect it to be. -Mm. 111 00:03:52,140 --> 00:03:53,515 And-and muscles. 112 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,883 I mean, Gayle and I are past that point in our lives. 113 00:03:55,961 --> 00:03:57,218 Like, I could always do a split 114 00:03:57,312 --> 00:03:58,737 on the dance floor and then I couldn't 115 00:03:58,888 --> 00:04:00,388 at my cousin Teresa's wedding. 116 00:04:00,557 --> 00:04:01,631 Remember that? 117 00:04:01,650 --> 00:04:02,741 Uh. Uh... uh-huh. 118 00:04:02,968 --> 00:04:03,909 And I was fine with that. 119 00:04:04,060 --> 00:04:05,577 I mean, I won't do a split anymore. 120 00:04:05,729 --> 00:04:06,894 -So what? -Uh, same for me. 121 00:04:06,989 --> 00:04:08,914 I'll-I'll stop doing splits at weddings. 122 00:04:09,065 --> 00:04:10,307 -Bob. -What? 123 00:04:10,325 --> 00:04:12,309 If you think your stuff is tough enough, 124 00:04:12,327 --> 00:04:13,568 we want to see your audition. 125 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,545 ♪ ♪ 126 00:04:17,833 --> 00:04:20,650 But, of course, not everyone's stuff is up to snuff. 127 00:04:20,669 --> 00:04:23,136 ♪ ♪ 128 00:04:26,249 --> 00:04:28,158 [chuckling] Ouch! We'll be right back. 129 00:04:28,176 --> 00:04:30,936 -What the hell is that? -I-I wasn't looking. 130 00:04:31,087 --> 00:04:32,496 I'm-I'm reading the grinder manual. 131 00:04:32,589 --> 00:04:34,998 They humiliate people who send in bad auditions? 132 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,592 Oh, yeah, I-I kind of remember that now. 133 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:38,852 That's horrible. 134 00:04:39,004 --> 00:04:40,094 They don't say their names, do they? 135 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:41,521 Don't they blur their faces or something? 136 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,615 You think those people don't know who they are? 137 00:04:43,767 --> 00:04:45,342 And their families and their neighbors? 138 00:04:45,435 --> 00:04:46,843 -That's gonna be Gayle. -Right. 139 00:04:46,936 --> 00:04:49,846 Her name's gonna be written on her hairy, jiggly belly 140 00:04:49,865 --> 00:04:51,014 for everyone to see. 141 00:04:51,107 --> 00:04:53,366 Like a sack of mayo with hair stuck to it. 142 00:04:53,519 --> 00:04:55,627 Oh, God. Would it help to hear more 143 00:04:55,854 --> 00:04:57,462 about the electric grinder? How many gears 144 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:59,080 -do you think it has? -Bob, we've got to 145 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:00,132 shoot her audition video. 146 00:05:00,283 --> 00:05:01,967 -We do? -And edit it. 147 00:05:02,118 --> 00:05:03,785 Oh... O-okay. 148 00:05:03,879 --> 00:05:05,137 She cannot end up on that 149 00:05:05,288 --> 00:05:06,880 "let's laugh at these idiots" rejection reel, Bob. 150 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,807 -She would be crushed. -Yes. Yes. Got it. 151 00:05:08,958 --> 00:05:10,383 -Do you get it? -Yes, I got it. 152 00:05:10,536 --> 00:05:12,293 -Crushed. -So we'll-we'll help her 153 00:05:12,313 --> 00:05:14,037 -make a good audition tape? -Boring. 154 00:05:14,130 --> 00:05:16,798 -Boring audition tape. -Why-- Wait. Okay. 155 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,633 Simple. Instantly forgettable. 156 00:05:18,727 --> 00:05:19,893 Okay, but not me, right? 157 00:05:20,045 --> 00:05:21,135 I-I got to stay in the restaurant. 158 00:05:21,304 --> 00:05:23,063 Plus, Lin-- meat grinder? 159 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:26,733 I don't know if you noticed, but I got a new one and-- 160 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,810 -(snoring) -Okay, you're asleep. 161 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,646 (whispering): It has four gears, by the way. 162 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,314 -Four. Four, four. -Yeah. 163 00:05:33,334 --> 00:05:35,125 Here, I'll hold up the picture. 164 00:05:39,322 --> 00:05:40,321 Oh, look who's the early bird nerd. 165 00:05:40,415 --> 00:05:41,565 Yeah, with the new grinder, 166 00:05:41,658 --> 00:05:43,083 I was done downstairs pretty quick. 167 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:45,402 Now I'm just figuring out what to do with my morning. 168 00:05:45,571 --> 00:05:49,422 Organize paperwork, maybe? Learn French or Spanish? 169 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:50,924 It's just freed up a lot of time. 170 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,684 Too bad we're already grown, papa. 171 00:05:52,836 --> 00:05:55,095 Yeah, you could've spent more time with us, but you blew it. 172 00:05:55,247 --> 00:05:56,413 Yeah. Oh, well. 173 00:05:56,548 --> 00:05:57,856 Do you want to come with us to the park? 174 00:05:58,007 --> 00:05:58,690 No, I'm busy. 175 00:05:58,842 --> 00:05:59,841 Okay, all right. 176 00:05:59,935 --> 00:06:01,693 We're off to film Gayle's audition tape. 177 00:06:01,770 --> 00:06:03,103 We'll be back as soon as we can. 178 00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:05,939 Yup. We got some big ideas-- Gayle fights a bear... 179 00:06:06,091 --> 00:06:07,607 Do we know a good place to rent a bear? 180 00:06:07,759 --> 00:06:09,275 -Maybe no bears. -We'll see. 181 00:06:09,428 --> 00:06:12,095 Does anyone know if Gayle has her helicopter pilot's license? 182 00:06:12,188 --> 00:06:13,430 I want to say she does? 183 00:06:13,432 --> 00:06:14,522 I-I think we want this to be 184 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,766 a kind of normal audition tape, you know? 185 00:06:16,785 --> 00:06:18,860 -Normal? -I mean, great normal. 186 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,194 Uh, you know, exciting normal. 187 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:22,956 Like "Wow, can you believe how normal that was? 188 00:06:23,108 --> 00:06:24,441 But also really good?" 189 00:06:24,459 --> 00:06:25,625 So, like, bread? 190 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:26,868 Yes. Yes, exactly. 191 00:06:27,036 --> 00:06:28,945 We're gonna make the bread of audition tapes. 192 00:06:28,964 --> 00:06:30,964 Uh, yeah, let's go, 'cause I actually just 193 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,891 thought of a place that might rent bears. 194 00:06:33,042 --> 00:06:35,209 -Now I want bread. -Bear first, then bread. 195 00:06:35,303 --> 00:06:36,878 But the bear doesn't get any bread. 196 00:06:36,955 --> 00:06:39,806 -Aw. -Fine. One bread. 197 00:06:39,958 --> 00:06:42,067 [grunting] 198 00:06:44,146 --> 00:06:45,629 You want to film some of this? 199 00:06:45,689 --> 00:06:47,130 Uh, no. 200 00:06:47,149 --> 00:06:50,224 So I thought we'd start over here with the step-ups. 201 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:52,393 -Step-ups? -Step-ups? -Yeah, step-ups. 202 00:06:52,487 --> 00:06:54,804 You step up on the beam and then you step down. 203 00:06:54,898 --> 00:06:56,306 -Then what? -Then you step up again. 204 00:06:56,308 --> 00:06:58,250 -And then you... -Step back down. 205 00:06:58,326 --> 00:06:59,400 Got it. W-Wait... 206 00:06:59,494 --> 00:07:01,144 How about Gayle does a few step-ups 207 00:07:01,163 --> 00:07:03,088 but then she, like, rips the beam out of the ground 208 00:07:03,165 --> 00:07:04,572 and twirls it above her head? 209 00:07:04,666 --> 00:07:07,333 We just have to dig this part up a little bit. [grunts] 210 00:07:07,502 --> 00:07:08,910 No, no, no. The normal step-ups 211 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,320 are gonna look great on tape. 212 00:07:10,489 --> 00:07:12,672 Okay. What if Gene climbs on Gayle's back 213 00:07:12,824 --> 00:07:13,915 while she's doing it? 214 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,659 And I've got my hands over her eyes 215 00:07:15,677 --> 00:07:17,327 and I'm screaming "I'm doing this because I love you!" 216 00:07:17,420 --> 00:07:20,180 Gayle, just do some step-ups. Gene, no climbing on Aunt Gayle. 217 00:07:20,332 --> 00:07:22,607 -Boo. -And action. 218 00:07:22,834 --> 00:07:25,001 And I'm stepping up 219 00:07:25,020 --> 00:07:26,928 and I'm stepping down. 220 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,262 [Louise] And rip it out of the ground. 221 00:07:28,282 --> 00:07:29,355 -Okay. -[Linda] No, no, no, no, no. 222 00:07:29,432 --> 00:07:30,598 Just stick with the stepping. 223 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:31,783 -Oh. -[Linda] Yeah. 224 00:07:31,893 --> 00:07:33,026 And, Gene, get ready to mount Gayle. 225 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,435 -Always ready. -Kids, knock it off. 226 00:07:34,529 --> 00:07:36,604 Tina, you're the bear. In three, two... 227 00:07:36,698 --> 00:07:38,439 -Wait, what-- Uh... -Cue Gene and the bear. 228 00:07:38,517 --> 00:07:39,532 Nope, nope. 229 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:40,942 -[both shouting] -Gayle, look out! Bear! 230 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,443 -[Gayle screams] -Oh, cut, cut, cut, cut! 231 00:07:42,463 --> 00:07:44,204 Perfect. We'll clean it up in post. 232 00:07:44,356 --> 00:07:45,613 Let's keep moving, people. 233 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:47,691 One burger of the day. 234 00:07:47,784 --> 00:07:50,043 Mmm, mmm, mmm, come to papa, my lunchtime lover. 235 00:07:50,195 --> 00:07:52,304 Mm. I-I don't like it when you call the burger 236 00:07:52,473 --> 00:07:53,546 your lunchtime lover. 237 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,048 You w... I-I thought you said it was okay 238 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:56,624 as long as it wasn't every time. 239 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:59,369 -Fine, fine. -Mm. 240 00:07:59,538 --> 00:08:00,537 Mmm. 241 00:08:00,555 --> 00:08:02,147 What? I won't say it next time. 242 00:08:02,298 --> 00:08:04,891 -I'll just think it. -No, no. I was just, you know, 243 00:08:05,043 --> 00:08:06,634 seeing what you think of the burger. 244 00:08:06,712 --> 00:08:08,653 -It's good. -Yeah. And? 245 00:08:08,805 --> 00:08:12,065 And... it fills an empty hole inside of me? 246 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:14,217 It's the one time of the day that I feel okay? 247 00:08:14,236 --> 00:08:15,327 Oh, sorry. 248 00:08:15,478 --> 00:08:16,828 I-I was just asking about the burger itself. 249 00:08:17,055 --> 00:08:18,479 'Cause I-I got a new meat grinder. 250 00:08:18,499 --> 00:08:20,832 Oh. I kind of bared my soul there. 251 00:08:21,059 --> 00:08:22,408 You're talking about how does this meat taste? 252 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:24,002 Yeah. Does it taste any different? 253 00:08:24,153 --> 00:08:26,838 Okay. Yeah, now I'm getting something. 254 00:08:27,065 --> 00:08:28,081 Mm, there it is. 255 00:08:28,233 --> 00:08:29,749 Different but really good, 256 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,993 but not too different. 257 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,178 Mm. Is that right? 258 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:34,679 Um, it's whatever you think. 259 00:08:34,831 --> 00:08:36,239 But is it what you want me to think? 260 00:08:36,258 --> 00:08:37,590 I didn't know there was gonna be a quiz today, Bobby. 261 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:38,591 Do you want to see it? 262 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:40,459 Fast, huh? 263 00:08:40,612 --> 00:08:41,427 So fast. 264 00:08:41,580 --> 00:08:42,595 -This part lights up. -Does it? 265 00:08:42,748 --> 00:08:44,748 Yeah. It's a little work light, I guess. 266 00:08:44,766 --> 00:08:45,915 Or maybe for parties? 267 00:08:45,934 --> 00:08:47,267 It's a really nice meat grinder. 268 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:49,694 -You notice anything else? -Eh... 269 00:08:49,846 --> 00:08:52,255 I organized those shelves. I mean, I started to. 270 00:08:52,348 --> 00:08:53,606 Uh, geez. 271 00:08:53,759 --> 00:08:54,866 I feel like you should put a sheet over the old one 272 00:08:55,093 --> 00:08:56,442 so it doesn't have to watch this. 273 00:08:56,595 --> 00:08:58,203 I always pictured its eyes were on the other side, 274 00:08:58,430 --> 00:08:59,779 so it's staring at the wall. 275 00:08:59,931 --> 00:09:01,431 You think the eyes are on that side? 276 00:09:01,524 --> 00:09:02,874 -The eyes are on this side. -All right, you know what? 277 00:09:03,101 --> 00:09:04,358 This is over. Let's go back upstairs. 278 00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:06,044 -Eh... -I'm going back up. 279 00:09:06,195 --> 00:09:08,380 So, we're gonna get you running on the beach. 280 00:09:08,607 --> 00:09:09,939 The ocean's nice 281 00:09:09,958 --> 00:09:11,791 and people can sort of focus on that, if they want to. 282 00:09:11,943 --> 00:09:13,276 Maybe I could even pan to it a bit. 283 00:09:13,295 --> 00:09:15,053 You know, in the background, if need be and just-just, 284 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:17,614 -you know, pan a little bit. -And maybe you film Aunt Gayle 285 00:09:17,632 --> 00:09:19,616 rescuing Tina from a shark attack. 286 00:09:19,634 --> 00:09:20,725 Ooh, I like that. 287 00:09:20,877 --> 00:09:22,561 Wait, why is a shark attacking me? 288 00:09:22,712 --> 00:09:24,896 -Does it know I'm a bear? -No, no shark attack. No. 289 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,957 How about you start on me, a handsome sunbather. 290 00:09:27,976 --> 00:09:29,568 Gayle enters frame, running like the wind, 291 00:09:29,719 --> 00:09:33,405 and she hurdles me, saying, "Nice tan, young man. [purrs]" 292 00:09:33,556 --> 00:09:35,481 All right, kids, stop. I know you're trying to help, 293 00:09:35,634 --> 00:09:37,075 but Gayle is just gonna do a normal-- 294 00:09:37,226 --> 00:09:39,744 hopefully coordinated-- running down the beach. 295 00:09:39,896 --> 00:09:40,728 Action. 296 00:09:40,822 --> 00:09:43,164 [groaning, panting] 297 00:09:45,401 --> 00:09:47,327 [Linda] And panning to the ocean. 298 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:49,421 And... go. 299 00:09:49,648 --> 00:09:50,738 [groaning] 300 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,573 Wait, wait, wait, stop. 301 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:55,151 Why you doing that? You look like a giant baby. 302 00:09:55,244 --> 00:09:57,411 What? You know this is how I climb stairs. 303 00:09:57,431 --> 00:09:59,656 -No, it's not. -Yeah, they did that study. 304 00:09:59,674 --> 00:10:02,525 This is how people are supposed to climb stairs. 305 00:10:02,527 --> 00:10:04,251 Everyone else is doing it the dumb way. 306 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:07,105 How about we try it the dumb way on this next take, okay? 307 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,848 I think this is gonna make a good finale. 308 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,683 -Eh. -Finale? Going up stairs? 309 00:10:10,836 --> 00:10:13,336 -Yeah. Look how many there are. -I-I'm sorry, Mom, 310 00:10:13,338 --> 00:10:15,596 do you think "finale" means "dumb, unimpressive thing"? 311 00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:17,690 You kids just don't understand editing. 312 00:10:17,843 --> 00:10:19,284 We got a lot of stuff. 313 00:10:19,435 --> 00:10:20,768 We put a little music under it, it's gonna be great. 314 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:23,012 Just saying, Gene is ready for Gayle to kick him 315 00:10:23,106 --> 00:10:24,864 through the goalposts like he's a football. 316 00:10:25,016 --> 00:10:26,273 It's not gonna hurt, is it? 317 00:10:26,368 --> 00:10:27,942 -Nah. Uh-uh. -Everyone, trust me. 318 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,702 -Mm... -Okay? Trust my vision. 319 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,779 -Mm. -And... action. 320 00:10:31,873 --> 00:10:33,948 [Gayle grunts] This feels weird. 321 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,209 -Does it look weird? -[Tina] Really weird. 322 00:10:36,378 --> 00:10:38,595 -Shush, shush, shush. -♪ ♪ 323 00:10:40,215 --> 00:10:41,698 -[music stops] -Eh? 324 00:10:41,791 --> 00:10:43,716 Wow. That's great. 325 00:10:43,869 --> 00:10:46,202 You stopped it before I ripped off my shirt. 326 00:10:46,295 --> 00:10:47,495 You got to see a little bit. 327 00:10:47,497 --> 00:10:49,038 It's better. Leave 'em wanting more. 328 00:10:49,132 --> 00:10:50,982 I say give 'em all of it all the time. 329 00:10:51,134 --> 00:10:53,209 Uh, Mom, can I talk to you in the kitchen? 330 00:10:53,228 --> 00:10:54,653 It's about something private. 331 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:55,745 Um, my butt. 332 00:10:55,881 --> 00:10:57,046 And Tina and Gene need to come, too. 333 00:10:57,065 --> 00:10:58,381 Okay. Okay. Ow. Ow. 334 00:10:58,400 --> 00:10:59,899 That tape isn't gonna get Aunt Gayle 335 00:11:00,051 --> 00:11:00,992 on Tough Stuff Island. 336 00:11:01,219 --> 00:11:03,144 We don't know that. It's good enough. 337 00:11:03,221 --> 00:11:04,829 And there's nothing better than good enough. 338 00:11:05,056 --> 00:11:07,573 A million dollars, Mom. A million dollars. 339 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:08,833 Gayle said she's a good climber. 340 00:11:09,060 --> 00:11:10,335 She didn't climb anything besides stairs. 341 00:11:10,562 --> 00:11:11,895 -And the step-up. -Right, and the step-up. 342 00:11:11,955 --> 00:11:12,987 Sort of. 343 00:11:13,064 --> 00:11:14,414 Was. She was a good climber. 344 00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:16,265 She was a great climber, but it's not like 345 00:11:16,325 --> 00:11:18,343 she can just climb to the top of the Old Mill Drawbridge 346 00:11:18,570 --> 00:11:20,253 and jump into the canal like she used to 347 00:11:20,405 --> 00:11:22,180 -when we were teenagers. -Wait, what? 348 00:11:22,331 --> 00:11:23,907 You guys were teenagers? Hot. 349 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,426 Let's film that. Why aren't we filming that? 350 00:11:26,578 --> 00:11:29,595 What? No. I said it's not like she could do that. 351 00:11:29,748 --> 00:11:32,173 That was a really long time ago. Things are different now. 352 00:11:32,267 --> 00:11:34,508 Yeah, do we even have drawbridges anymore? 353 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:37,178 Did you guys live in a castle when you were teenagers? 354 00:11:37,272 --> 00:11:38,755 Come on, Mom. Climbing up a bridge? 355 00:11:38,924 --> 00:11:40,181 Jumping into a canal? 356 00:11:40,258 --> 00:11:42,108 That's what we should have been filming today. 357 00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:43,535 Not the crap show we just watched. 358 00:11:43,686 --> 00:11:44,727 Crap show? 359 00:11:44,779 --> 00:11:46,596 Yeah. It means a show that's not good. 360 00:11:46,614 --> 00:11:49,023 Yeah, I know, Tina. That is the tape we are sending in. 361 00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:50,950 Kids, I am going back into the living room. 362 00:11:51,102 --> 00:11:53,027 You meet me in there and bring crackers 363 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:53,953 and a better attitude. 364 00:11:54,105 --> 00:11:55,029 And cheese. 365 00:11:55,123 --> 00:11:56,548 And that dip that might be expired. 366 00:11:56,775 --> 00:11:58,216 Smell it first. Thank you. 367 00:11:58,367 --> 00:12:01,085 Guys, if Aunt Gayle says she can still climb that bridge, 368 00:12:01,238 --> 00:12:02,628 then we got to film her climbing that bridge. 369 00:12:02,781 --> 00:12:04,538 I mean, that's what's gonna get her on the show. 370 00:12:04,632 --> 00:12:06,449 But what about everything Mom just said? 371 00:12:06,468 --> 00:12:08,542 Tina, Mom is not on team million dollars anymore. 372 00:12:08,636 --> 00:12:10,787 She's on team being weird for some reason. 373 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:12,546 Sorry, I don't follow sports. 374 00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:13,732 So, what do we do? 375 00:12:13,883 --> 00:12:15,400 The only thing we can do. 376 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,461 Next stop, Old Mill Drawbridge. 377 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:19,553 Hi, kids! 378 00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:21,147 [shushing] 379 00:12:21,299 --> 00:12:23,633 I brought coffee! 380 00:12:23,802 --> 00:12:24,909 You kids drink coffee, right? 381 00:12:25,061 --> 00:12:26,894 I ran out of filters so I used a T-shirt, 382 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,063 but I think it tastes better. Try it. 383 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,458 Mmm, cottony. 384 00:12:35,571 --> 00:12:37,571 So, this is what the sun does in the morning. 385 00:12:37,665 --> 00:12:38,923 Little showy-offy. 386 00:12:39,075 --> 00:12:41,000 I've been up since 4:00. My clocks are on Europe time 387 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,077 'cause my cats think we all live in Paris. 388 00:12:43,171 --> 00:12:44,487 That explains their attitude. 389 00:12:44,506 --> 00:12:47,581 Ah, I can't wait to see the Old Mill Drawbridge. 390 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:48,767 When we were in high school, 391 00:12:48,994 --> 00:12:50,343 Linda and I used to go there all the time. 392 00:12:50,495 --> 00:12:53,329 We smoked so much... meat there. 393 00:12:53,331 --> 00:12:54,831 Ah, to be young again. 394 00:12:54,924 --> 00:12:57,850 Smoking meat after school like there's no tomorrow. 395 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,352 Where is Linda? Why couldn't she come? 396 00:12:59,504 --> 00:13:01,729 Oh, yeah, she wanted to come, 397 00:13:01,856 --> 00:13:04,357 but, ugh, she had to wash father. 398 00:13:04,509 --> 00:13:06,100 Today's the day. Once a month. 399 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,602 -She hoses him off out back. -Okay. Makes sense. 400 00:13:08,696 --> 00:13:10,955 Time for some pump-up tunes. 401 00:13:11,032 --> 00:13:12,773 [Gayle singing over speakers] ♪ Pump the Gayle, pump her up ♪ 402 00:13:12,867 --> 00:13:13,941 ♪ Pump the Gayle up... ♪ 403 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,201 Is this you singing over the song? 404 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,777 Yeah. I heard it on the radio 405 00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,279 and I recorded myself singing 406 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,023 'cause I thought of better lyrics. 407 00:13:20,116 --> 00:13:22,875 ♪ Get the Gayle, going on the Gayle floor. ♪ 408 00:13:23,028 --> 00:13:24,027 [Linda] Eh, morning, babe. 409 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,696 Morning. I made breakfast and coffee. 410 00:13:26,714 --> 00:13:27,639 There's some breakfast left. 411 00:13:27,790 --> 00:13:29,140 I-I've been up for a while. 412 00:13:29,367 --> 00:13:31,792 Aw. Can't you sleep in a little with the new grinder? 413 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,294 You don't have to get up so early 414 00:13:33,371 --> 00:13:34,662 and do all your grinding anymore, right? 415 00:13:34,664 --> 00:13:37,223 Yeah, but nobody told my body, so, yeah, 416 00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:39,651 breakfast, that I also ate some of. 417 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,711 You don't need to know how much there used to be. 418 00:13:41,729 --> 00:13:43,896 -It was a lot. -Why does it smell like fart in here? 419 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,140 -I mean... -Oof. Sulfur. It's sulfur-y. 420 00:13:46,234 --> 00:13:48,309 -Yeah. Six eggs. -Oh, my God. Bob. 421 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,810 -Yeah. -Did the kids have any? 422 00:13:49,888 --> 00:13:52,221 No, 'cause they're gone. They left, like, a while ago. 423 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,723 -They left? -Yeah. 424 00:13:53,741 --> 00:13:55,725 They said you knew they were going with Gayle someplace 425 00:13:55,743 --> 00:13:57,985 and they said if you're looking for the audition tape, 426 00:13:58,079 --> 00:13:59,896 they have it 'cause they want to find 427 00:13:59,989 --> 00:14:01,581 a cool envelope to put it in. 428 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,341 But now that I see your face, 429 00:14:03,492 --> 00:14:05,918 I feel like I didn't ask enough questions. 430 00:14:06,071 --> 00:14:09,405 And they had towels, which I didn't ask about. 431 00:14:09,498 --> 00:14:11,607 What?! 432 00:14:11,609 --> 00:14:12,833 ♪ Gayle my day ♪ 433 00:14:13,002 --> 00:14:14,577 -♪ Gayle my day ♪ -[phone vibrates] 434 00:14:14,670 --> 00:14:16,980 -♪ Gayle my day. ♪ -Oh, who's that? 435 00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:21,100 Oh, uh, it's someone named Spam Risk? 436 00:14:21,252 --> 00:14:23,753 -You don't want to get that. -He sounds interesting. 437 00:14:23,846 --> 00:14:26,013 No! Avoid. His last name is Risk. 438 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,032 His first name is working for me. 439 00:14:28,184 --> 00:14:29,108 I say give him a chance. 440 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,702 But not today, right, Gene? 441 00:14:30,929 --> 00:14:33,020 Right. Today we play hard to get. 442 00:14:33,114 --> 00:14:35,932 Hmm. I've never done that before. Fun. 443 00:14:35,992 --> 00:14:38,451 [groans] Now I got to go to the bridge 444 00:14:38,603 --> 00:14:40,286 to stop Gayle from doing something dumb 445 00:14:40,438 --> 00:14:41,604 'cause our dumb kids are dumb. 446 00:14:41,606 --> 00:14:43,364 Where are the keys? Where are the keys?! 447 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,124 Uh, Linda, do you want me to drive? 448 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,218 Y-You seem a little ragey. 449 00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:49,387 -I am not ragey! -No, right. 450 00:14:49,464 --> 00:14:51,280 Uh, it's just that when you're like this-- 451 00:14:51,299 --> 00:14:52,724 not ragey at all-- but, you know, 452 00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:55,709 you don't always drive as well as you normally do. 453 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,711 Move it, Slowbodon Milosovic! 454 00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,063 Yeah, you can drive. 455 00:14:59,215 --> 00:15:01,807 [Gayle] Well, I haven't climbed it in years, 456 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,309 but it'll come back, right? 457 00:15:03,461 --> 00:15:04,977 Just like climbing a bridge. 458 00:15:05,130 --> 00:15:07,572 If anything, I've only gotten stronger and hotter since then. 459 00:15:07,723 --> 00:15:10,742 And my bottom muscles are off the charts lately. 460 00:15:10,893 --> 00:15:13,319 It sure is tall and leaning 461 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,804 in a way that looks hard to climb. 462 00:15:14,897 --> 00:15:17,582 She says she can do it and she's got herself pumped up. 463 00:15:17,733 --> 00:15:19,066 I'm pumped up. Are you pumped up? 464 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,494 -Uh, I could "Gayle my day." -That's the spirit. 465 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,237 All right, I'm going. 466 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,647 Ready when you are, tough stuff. 467 00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:26,758 Island. Oh. 468 00:15:26,909 --> 00:15:29,093 [grunting] 469 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,763 We'll just put some music over it. 470 00:15:31,914 --> 00:15:34,006 Go! Go, go, go, go! Drive! Drive! 471 00:15:34,175 --> 00:15:36,159 -That's helpful, Lin, thanks. [groans] 472 00:15:36,177 --> 00:15:38,252 We got to stop Gayle before she gets hurt 473 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,679 or makes a fool of herself or both. 474 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,681 I mean, do you really think she might get hurt? 475 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:44,500 I don't know. All I know is that she's doing something 476 00:15:44,593 --> 00:15:46,778 that people our age should not try to do. 477 00:15:46,929 --> 00:15:48,762 She's just-- she's got to accept it. 478 00:15:48,856 --> 00:15:50,782 We're old. We're middle-aged ladies. 479 00:15:50,933 --> 00:15:52,341 We're not as strong as we used to be. 480 00:15:52,435 --> 00:15:53,934 We're not shiny and new anymore. 481 00:15:54,012 --> 00:15:55,511 I accept it. I mean, look at me. 482 00:15:55,530 --> 00:15:57,104 So I couldn't do a split at the wedding-- 483 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,957 something I've been able to do since I was a kid-- 484 00:15:59,184 --> 00:16:00,441 so what?! I'm fine with it! 485 00:16:00,535 --> 00:16:03,202 Uh-huh. Yup. I mean, you-you almost did a split. 486 00:16:03,354 --> 00:16:04,278 You were more down than up. 487 00:16:04,372 --> 00:16:06,022 I'm not talking about me, Bob. 488 00:16:06,082 --> 00:16:08,800 I'm talking about Gayle. This is about Gayle! 489 00:16:08,951 --> 00:16:10,376 Right, I know. Obviously. Yeah. 490 00:16:10,453 --> 00:16:11,544 -I kno-- Yeah. -Look out for the duck! 491 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,096 -[screams] -[duck quacks] 492 00:16:17,368 --> 00:16:18,718 How am I doing-- almost at the top? 493 00:16:18,870 --> 00:16:19,885 [Gene] Top-ish? 494 00:16:20,054 --> 00:16:22,038 Uh, you still have most of the bridge to go. 495 00:16:22,056 --> 00:16:23,723 You don't have to keep asking every few seconds. 496 00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:26,467 -You'll know. -'Cause you'll run out of bridge? 497 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,560 [grunting] 498 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:28,878 [Louise] Oh, crap. And, uh, 499 00:16:28,896 --> 00:16:30,471 maybe pick up the pace, Gayle. 500 00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:32,398 -[car doors open, close] -A little bit. Huh? no reason. 501 00:16:32,567 --> 00:16:34,475 Cut! Cut! 502 00:16:34,643 --> 00:16:36,143 Hi, Linda. Hi, Bob. 503 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,737 Bob, you look nice and clean. 504 00:16:37,889 --> 00:16:39,313 Hi, Gayle. Thank you? 505 00:16:39,407 --> 00:16:40,647 Oh, hey, Mom. 506 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,575 Whoa, wait, when did that drawbridge get here? 507 00:16:42,727 --> 00:16:45,061 And how did Gayle get on it? [weak chuckle] 508 00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:46,562 This is crazy. 509 00:16:46,581 --> 00:16:49,248 Why are we cutting? Is it 'cause of all my farting? 510 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:50,566 I thought they were silent. 511 00:16:50,585 --> 00:16:52,010 Hang on, Gayle. I got to yell at the kids 512 00:16:52,161 --> 00:16:53,511 about something for a second. 513 00:16:53,662 --> 00:16:56,072 Uh, are you gonna yell at us about how much you love us? 514 00:16:56,090 --> 00:16:58,332 -[growling] -Mm, mm-mmm. Mm-mm-mm. 515 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,076 Do I just... I'll keep climbing. 516 00:17:00,094 --> 00:17:01,853 Yup, keep up that great momentum. 517 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:05,081 [chuckles] Hello, Mother. So, you seem upset. 518 00:17:05,099 --> 00:17:06,190 I know you had some weird reservations 519 00:17:06,342 --> 00:17:07,616 about doing this, but-- 520 00:17:07,618 --> 00:17:09,009 [whispering] I am livid right now. 521 00:17:09,103 --> 00:17:10,936 For one thing, I told you kids not to do this. 522 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,938 And for another thing, there are so many reasons 523 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,441 Gayle should not be doing this, any of this. 524 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,610 Why not? I mean, yes, it's a little dangerous, but 525 00:17:17,762 --> 00:17:19,929 I don't think it's, like, "break all your bones" dangerous. 526 00:17:19,947 --> 00:17:22,523 Yeah, maybe like "I'm gonna feel that in the morning" dangerous. 527 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,876 Also, Mom, come on, the tape we made is bad. 528 00:17:25,103 --> 00:17:27,378 This is how she gets on the show and wins all the money 529 00:17:27,455 --> 00:17:29,622 and generously shares 50 to 65% of it with us. 530 00:17:29,774 --> 00:17:32,366 Kids, Aunt Gayle is not gonna get on the show. 531 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:35,035 Do you actually think Aunt Gayle's gonna get on the show? 532 00:17:35,129 --> 00:17:37,613 -I mean... yeah. -[Gene and Tina] Yeah. 533 00:17:37,706 --> 00:17:39,706 Aunt Gayle's tough. She's scrappy as hell. 534 00:17:39,801 --> 00:17:41,467 She's a firecracker. I think she gets it from me. 535 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,786 [Gene] I wouldn't want to go up against her. 536 00:17:43,879 --> 00:17:45,304 I feel like she's the kind of person 537 00:17:45,381 --> 00:17:46,789 who would bite your nose off if she had to. 538 00:17:46,882 --> 00:17:48,215 Throw your ding-a-ling in a river. 539 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,475 She doesn't have gym strength, 540 00:17:49,627 --> 00:17:50,960 but she's got that inner demon strength 541 00:17:50,978 --> 00:17:52,144 that you do not want to mess with. 542 00:17:52,297 --> 00:17:53,387 I mean, Mom, look at her. 543 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,797 She's doing it, she's climbing up 544 00:17:54,890 --> 00:17:56,465 a 30-foot bridge that's at an angle. 545 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,076 That's how I want to be when I'm middle-aged. 546 00:17:58,303 --> 00:17:59,243 Me too. 547 00:17:59,395 --> 00:18:00,578 Maybe with a little less of my underwear 548 00:18:00,729 --> 00:18:02,305 sticking out of the top of my shorts, though. 549 00:18:02,323 --> 00:18:04,974 And bottom, too, somehow. But still. 550 00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:05,917 She is doing it. 551 00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:08,735 I mean, so, so slowly, but, yeah. 552 00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:09,995 Wait, what were the other reasons 553 00:18:10,148 --> 00:18:11,647 you didn't think Gayle should do this? 554 00:18:11,740 --> 00:18:14,926 Oh, uh... I think, actually, 555 00:18:15,077 --> 00:18:16,836 you guys were right, she's got this. 556 00:18:16,988 --> 00:18:19,488 Looking good, Gayle! Keep going! 557 00:18:19,582 --> 00:18:20,339 That's what I'm doing. 558 00:18:20,491 --> 00:18:22,007 I'm just saying, looking good! 559 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,159 Looking strong! 560 00:18:23,161 --> 00:18:24,493 Not so much talking, please! 561 00:18:24,587 --> 00:18:26,512 Yup. Yup. Sorry! I'm so proud of you. 562 00:18:26,664 --> 00:18:28,497 -You're an inspiration. -Still talking. 563 00:18:28,591 --> 00:18:30,833 -Still distracting. -[whispers] Sorry. 564 00:18:30,926 --> 00:18:32,735 Thank you! [straining] 565 00:18:34,763 --> 00:18:36,280 Whoa, whoa. 566 00:18:36,507 --> 00:18:37,782 [grunts] 567 00:18:37,933 --> 00:18:40,009 Aah! 568 00:18:40,027 --> 00:18:42,528 Cast me! 569 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:44,180 [Linda gasps] 570 00:18:44,273 --> 00:18:46,582 -[Gayle] Oh! -[all cheering] 571 00:18:48,686 --> 00:18:49,852 [Linda] And cut. 572 00:18:49,871 --> 00:18:51,629 [Bob] Look, this electric grinder 573 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,690 is amazing. And, sure, it saves me a lot of time. 574 00:18:54,709 --> 00:18:56,909 Too much time, maybe. I don't have a lot of hobbies. 575 00:18:57,061 --> 00:19:00,138 A-Anyway, I thought it was the same end product but quicker, 576 00:19:00,289 --> 00:19:02,122 but I don't know if it is, exactly. 577 00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,066 I think they taste a little different, 578 00:19:04,126 --> 00:19:05,551 and I think I know what the difference was. 579 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,479 With the old hand grinder, yeah, it was hard to crank it, 580 00:19:08,631 --> 00:19:11,390 and it'd fight me and sometimes I'd swear at it, 581 00:19:11,542 --> 00:19:15,044 but the meat wound up having a little bit more texture, 582 00:19:15,137 --> 00:19:16,821 you know what I mean? More complexity. 583 00:19:17,048 --> 00:19:19,231 More like it had been through something. 584 00:19:19,384 --> 00:19:21,400 I mean, it had been through a grinder, obviously, 585 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,886 but, I don't know, maybe it's all in my head. 586 00:19:23,979 --> 00:19:26,998 I-I g-I guess I just, I miss that grind. 587 00:19:27,149 --> 00:19:28,499 I-I need that grind. 588 00:19:28,726 --> 00:19:31,818 I mean, you know, it's kind of a metaphor for life, really. 589 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,079 We get... we get older and it beats us up, 590 00:19:34,232 --> 00:19:37,175 but we also get more textured, more complex, more... 591 00:19:37,251 --> 00:19:41,253 more beautifully ground up into delicious burgers. 592 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:43,121 So, you want to return it? 593 00:19:43,199 --> 00:19:44,573 Y-Yes. Please. 594 00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:47,351 -There's a restocking fee. -Yup, yup, I figured. Okay. 595 00:19:47,503 --> 00:19:49,020 And you saw the line of people behind you. 596 00:19:49,171 --> 00:19:50,188 Oh! Oh, my God. 597 00:19:50,339 --> 00:19:53,691 Uh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry about that. 598 00:19:53,842 --> 00:19:56,510 -♪ ♪ -[host] If you think your stuff is 599 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,030 tough enough, we want to see your audition. 600 00:20:04,762 --> 00:20:06,537 I think this is it, I think this is the part. 601 00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:07,705 I-- There she is! 602 00:20:07,856 --> 00:20:09,615 -[all cheering] -[phone rings] 603 00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:12,601 [laughs] Yes! Yes, we saw it. 604 00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:14,770 We just saw it. We were all watching. 605 00:20:14,789 --> 00:20:16,714 You-- Yeah, you looked amazing. 606 00:20:16,941 --> 00:20:19,625 I know. I know, I'm sorry you didn't get picked for the show. 607 00:20:19,794 --> 00:20:21,886 Oh, I know, I'm-- But yeah, but yeah, 608 00:20:22,037 --> 00:20:24,004 you were on the show, technically. 609 00:20:24,115 --> 00:20:26,465 That's right! Uh, I didn't see a nipple. 610 00:20:26,617 --> 00:20:28,041 You thought you could see your nipple? 611 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,560 Oh, it's a good thing. Oh, yeah-- 612 00:20:29,712 --> 00:20:32,688 Oh, then yeah. Yeah, it looked good, it looked good. 613 00:20:35,551 --> 00:20:37,276 Aw, what the hell. 614 00:20:39,297 --> 00:20:41,130 [breathing heavily] 615 00:20:41,148 --> 00:20:42,798 Here it goes. 616 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,660 Oh, God. [straining] 617 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,395 Holy split! I'm down! 618 00:20:48,489 --> 00:20:51,398 I did it. I did it. Bob! Kids! 619 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:52,975 Come look! I'm doing a split! 620 00:20:53,144 --> 00:20:54,326 -[Louise whoops] -[Gene and Tina] Yay, mom! 621 00:20:54,479 --> 00:20:55,902 [Linda] But hurry up. Oh, hurry up. 622 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,314 I need a little help up. Mama's stuck. Mama's stuck. 623 00:20:58,332 --> 00:20:59,924 -[Tina] Oh, okay. -[Gene] On our way. -[Bob] Yup, yup, coming. 624 00:21:00,075 --> 00:21:01,759 ♪ Pump up the Gayle, pump her up ♪ 625 00:21:01,910 --> 00:21:03,986 ♪ While your feet are stompin' ♪ 626 00:21:04,005 --> 00:21:05,746 ♪ And the Gayle is pumpin' ♪ 627 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,339 ♪ Look ahead, the Gayle is jumpin' ♪ 628 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,325 ♪ Pump the Gayle a little more ♪ 629 00:21:09,343 --> 00:21:11,102 ♪ Get the Gayle going on the Gayle floor ♪ 630 00:21:11,329 --> 00:21:12,937 ♪ See, 'cause that's where the party's at ♪ 631 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:16,015 ♪ And you'd find out if you Gayle that ♪ 632 00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:17,775 ♪ I want ♪ 633 00:21:17,926 --> 00:21:19,110 ♪ A Gayle to stay ♪ 634 00:21:19,337 --> 00:21:21,837 ♪ Get your Gayle on the Gayle tonight ♪ 635 00:21:21,856 --> 00:21:23,022 ♪ Gayle my day ♪ 636 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:26,342 ♪ Gayle my, Gayle my day, Gayle ♪ 637 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:28,010 ♪ Pump up the Gayle ♪ 638 00:21:28,103 --> 00:21:29,620 ♪ Pump her, pump her, pump her, pump her ♪ 639 00:21:29,772 --> 00:21:31,104 ♪ Yo, pump her up. ♪ 640 00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:32,681 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 641 00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:35,084 and TOYOTA.