1 00:00:02,837 --> 00:00:05,087 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:20,062 --> 00:00:21,812 [tammy] after some hard-hitting journalism, 3 00:00:21,897 --> 00:00:25,232 We can report that smoky eye is hotter than shimmer eye. 4 00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:27,109 And now, "the tina table," 5 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:29,778 A chat with one of wagstaff's snooze-makers. 6 00:00:29,864 --> 00:00:31,447 [chuckles] I mean newsmakers. 7 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:32,406 ♪ ♪ 8 00:00:32,575 --> 00:00:33,449 [clears throat] 9 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:35,075 Mr. Branca is back at the table 10 00:00:35,161 --> 00:00:37,745 To tell us about some of his most memorable mopping moments. 11 00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:39,913 One time, the mop part fell off. 12 00:00:39,999 --> 00:00:42,583 -I was just a man with a stick. -Whoa. 13 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:45,544 -Can we do math instead? Please. -Fractions! 14 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:46,628 Yikes. 15 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:48,672 [labonz] just turning it down a little. 16 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:50,674 Little more, a little more. 17 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:52,342 -Hoo-boy. -Next time, part three 18 00:00:52,428 --> 00:00:55,596 Of my interview with mr. Branca: Stuff he's found in the trash. 19 00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:57,097 It's mostly what you'd expect. 20 00:00:57,183 --> 00:01:00,350 I think I'll leave the makeup on. I like it. 21 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:01,769 So, uh, tina, 22 00:01:01,896 --> 00:01:03,103 "the tina table" is getting tired. 23 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:05,064 I mean, it's a little splintery on this side, 24 00:01:05,149 --> 00:01:06,440 But I'm careful. Ow. 25 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:08,442 Not the actual table, the segment. 26 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:09,860 You're losing the kids. 27 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:11,195 From what I hear in the faculty lounge, 28 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,614 Classroom fidgeting is up 40%. 29 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,866 The fifth grade switches over to a screen saver 30 00:01:15,951 --> 00:01:18,160 Of a kelp forest when you come on. 31 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:19,411 But that is a good screen saver. 32 00:01:19,497 --> 00:01:20,871 It is, but unless you can deliver 33 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:23,457 A fresh, fun interview that kids want to watch, 34 00:01:23,501 --> 00:01:25,000 I'm gonna have to ax the "table." 35 00:01:25,127 --> 00:01:27,252 -The actual table, or-- -the segment. 36 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:28,504 -Oh. -Well, eh, maybe both. 37 00:01:28,631 --> 00:01:30,339 I'll have to get it out of here somehow. 38 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:31,715 [sighs] 39 00:01:31,801 --> 00:01:34,635 I can't believe "the tina table" might get cancelled. 40 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,178 -I know. -Crazy, yeah. 41 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:38,472 Hey, jimmy jr., you enjoyed today's "tina table," right? 42 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:40,265 I kind of missed it. I was watching zeke 43 00:01:40,392 --> 00:01:42,059 Try to put his elbow in his mouth, 44 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:43,352 Which no one has ever done. 45 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,521 [strains] I'll get there. I can do it. 46 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,064 -[laughs] -[groans] 47 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:48,982 But tina, if you do get kicked off, 48 00:01:49,110 --> 00:01:51,110 You should make a giant stink on air. 49 00:01:51,237 --> 00:01:53,654 -The best kind of stink. -Like when channel 13 rebooted 50 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:56,657 Get on up with chuck and pam, and then pam got kicked off 51 00:01:56,742 --> 00:01:58,117 And it was just get on up chuck. 52 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:00,911 Today, we're losing a valued member of our channel 13 family. 53 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:03,831 Pam is leaving to spend more time being fired. 54 00:02:03,916 --> 00:02:05,999 You do one what should have been award-winning story 55 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:08,127 On work safety violations at channel 13, 56 00:02:08,254 --> 00:02:10,087 And suddenly, they're not renewing your contract. 57 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:12,381 Yes, pam, you always tell it like it is, 58 00:02:12,508 --> 00:02:14,049 Even though that grip was clearly standing 59 00:02:14,135 --> 00:02:15,968 In the wrong place underneath that thing 60 00:02:16,095 --> 00:02:18,011 And so was that other guy that other time. 61 00:02:18,097 --> 00:02:20,139 Chuck, you're literally a worm with eyes-- 62 00:02:20,224 --> 00:02:21,348 -[clattering] -[man grunts] 63 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:23,308 You all right, sully? He's all right. 64 00:02:23,427 --> 00:02:25,060 -Come on, what a pro. -[groans] 65 00:02:25,104 --> 00:02:26,145 I don't want to get pammed. 66 00:02:26,230 --> 00:02:27,604 I've got to find a good interview. 67 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:29,857 Maybe zeke, if he can make that elbow thing happen? 68 00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:32,442 -[grunting] -damn. Not looking good. 69 00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:36,029 [linda] and every part of the body is cut off and lying there. 70 00:02:36,115 --> 00:02:37,364 Feet, ears, nose. 71 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,825 Looks like someone took apart a big mr. Potato head. 72 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:41,910 -Whoa. -Um, what are you talking about? 73 00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:43,996 B-bob, please. Quiet during the movie. 74 00:02:44,081 --> 00:02:45,831 Oh, you're doing that thing where linda describes 75 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:48,792 A horror movie to you because you're too scared to go see it. 76 00:02:48,878 --> 00:02:52,421 Yes, bob, I love horror movies, but I can't actually watch them 77 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,131 'cause I'll lie awake in bed all night 78 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:55,674 Waiting for the thing in the movie to come murder me. 79 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:58,719 -So, I-I need to do it this way. -Makes perfect sense. 80 00:02:58,888 --> 00:03:00,512 So, the mouth part is still on the head, 81 00:03:00,598 --> 00:03:02,222 And it's talking to the girl, like, 82 00:03:02,308 --> 00:03:03,724 "I'm still gonna kill you!" 83 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:05,350 So she picks up the head 84 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,019 And rolls it down the hill and says, 85 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:09,313 "that was the seventh weirdest thing I ever saw." 86 00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:10,856 -And that's saw vii. -Wow. 87 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:12,524 Saw vii was even better than saw vi, 88 00:03:12,568 --> 00:03:14,526 When the girl saw that other thing. 89 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:16,695 -Hmm. -Well, I'm gonna put my adrenaline rush 90 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:18,322 To good use and go snake a drain. 91 00:03:18,449 --> 00:03:19,656 -Bye. -Bye. 92 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:22,367 The saw movies are about someone who saw stuff? 93 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:23,869 You know I can't watch the movies as fast 94 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:25,662 As teddy wants to hear about them. 95 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,664 Yeah, but lin, you're just making stuff up. 96 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:29,791 So? Teddy's happy and I enjoy it. 97 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,501 -It's a perfect system. -I guess, 98 00:03:31,629 --> 00:03:34,004 If he wasn't tipped off by your Friday the 13th 99 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:36,006 Where jason goes on a shopping spree. 100 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:38,217 Oh, and he tells the snooty saleslady, 101 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:40,969 "you work on commission, right? Big mistake. Huge." 102 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:43,096 -And then he stabs her with a credit card. -Yep. 103 00:03:43,224 --> 00:03:44,556 [frond] ms. Schnur, 104 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:46,016 Is, uh, principal spoors in? 105 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:47,309 Thought I'd follow up in person 106 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:49,686 On my follow-up phone call on my other calls. 107 00:03:49,772 --> 00:03:52,231 I really want to show him the project I've been working on. 108 00:03:52,316 --> 00:03:54,191 Mr. Frond, sometimes it's important 109 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:55,692 To listen to the silence. 110 00:03:55,778 --> 00:03:57,903 I'll just sit here and wait for him. 111 00:03:58,030 --> 00:03:59,196 Oh, goody for me. 112 00:03:59,323 --> 00:04:00,864 Hi, ms. Schnur. So, I kind of desperately need 113 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:02,908 A cool person to interview and I thought, "hey, 114 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:04,910 Who's cooler than principal spoors?" 115 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:06,787 He does like wagstaff school news. 116 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:08,121 He even watches "the tina table." 117 00:04:08,249 --> 00:04:09,706 [tina] oh, great. 118 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:11,250 -But he doesn't do interviews. -Oh. 119 00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:13,293 -Like beyoncé. -[sighs] okay, thanks. 120 00:04:13,379 --> 00:04:15,337 Uh, tina, could I see you in my office? 121 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:17,839 Oh, is this because I seem a little down? 122 00:04:17,967 --> 00:04:20,008 What? No. I mean-I mean, sure. 123 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:23,095 So, it's perfect. I need principal spoor's eyeballs, 124 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:24,221 You need a big interview. 125 00:04:24,348 --> 00:04:26,348 So, interview me on "the tina table." 126 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:29,768 I guess what you're working on does sound kind of interesting. 127 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:32,145 Do you think you could also put your elbow in your mouth? 128 00:04:32,231 --> 00:04:33,647 -What? -Never mind. Let's do it. 129 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:37,025 Sally marshall, tilda stroot and lenny destefano. 130 00:04:37,111 --> 00:04:38,694 So if you did not hear your name, 131 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:41,154 You're not invited to jocelyn's birthday party. 132 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,949 But you can still give me a present. Just kidding. 133 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:45,867 Unless you really want to, then I'll take it. 134 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,953 And now-- ugh-- "the tina table." 135 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,871 -My guest today is mr. Frond, the-- -imagine. 136 00:04:49,999 --> 00:04:52,833 -Oh. -Imagine a world where everyone has a guidance counselor 137 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:55,002 Just a click away, ready to share 138 00:04:55,129 --> 00:04:57,462 The most precious gift of all: Counseling. 139 00:04:57,548 --> 00:04:59,923 -Imagining it. -Now imagine a video game... 140 00:05:00,009 --> 00:05:01,550 -Video game? -That can tell you 141 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,593 Who you are and what's wrong with you-- 142 00:05:03,679 --> 00:05:05,804 Just like I would-- based on how you play. 143 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:07,973 -And how does it work if you're-- -stop imagining. 144 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,224 -Oh. -Because it's right here. 145 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:11,476 Working with top-notch software developers, 146 00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:14,604 I have created the final frond-tier. 147 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:18,567 In the game, you try to protect a convoy of spaceships 148 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:20,610 -From space pirates. -And that's counseling 149 00:05:20,696 --> 00:05:22,654 -Because, um... -The best way to show you 150 00:05:22,698 --> 00:05:24,156 Is for you to play. 151 00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:26,241 -Okay. -Just follow the prompts. 152 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:28,160 Your decisions will tell the program 153 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:29,411 What it needs to know. 154 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:31,163 "your fleet is attacked and you take damage 155 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:32,706 "to your power plant. 156 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:34,333 "do you send remaining power to shields, 157 00:05:34,460 --> 00:05:37,002 Send remaining power to lasers or attempt to negotiate?" 158 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:38,086 What's the right choice? 159 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:39,755 Full power to lasers. 160 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,381 -[computer chiming] -"game over. 161 00:05:41,467 --> 00:05:43,592 You have arrived with two ships remaining in your convoy." 162 00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:45,427 Okay. Two is better than none. 163 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:48,213 -[chuckles] -[computer] evaluating emotional profile. 164 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:50,724 [computer] you are conscientious, a truth finder. 165 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:53,852 Something to work on: Maybe you care too much? 166 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:55,270 Wow. Nailed me. 167 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:57,939 Thanks for being my guest, and that's the "table." 168 00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:01,234 -[kid] and we're clear. -[phone vibrates] 169 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:02,903 Principal spoors. Y-you saw it? 170 00:06:03,072 --> 00:06:04,446 You loved it? 171 00:06:04,606 --> 00:06:06,365 Well, it could use a little more testing-- what's that? 172 00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:08,450 Roll it out without more testing? Sounds good. 173 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,243 I want to play space games to find out 174 00:06:10,329 --> 00:06:12,245 -What's wrong with me. -You should. 175 00:06:12,331 --> 00:06:13,705 I just heard from the fifth grade. 176 00:06:13,791 --> 00:06:15,916 They didn't switch over to the kelp forest once. 177 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:17,626 -You did it, tina. -I did? 178 00:06:17,753 --> 00:06:19,669 Keep it up and I might expand the "table." 179 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:21,463 You mean, the segment or the-- 180 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,131 -Both! -Great. 181 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:28,678 Can you believe it? Principal spoors 182 00:06:28,764 --> 00:06:29,930 Approved $75 in funding. 183 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:32,015 -My game's a hot start-up. -What? 184 00:06:32,101 --> 00:06:34,476 [computer] you have issues with aggression. 185 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:37,396 Something to work on: Taking it down a notch. 186 00:06:37,523 --> 00:06:40,774 Aggression? Huh. Maybe I am aggressive-- ow. 187 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:42,067 Not interested in the game, henry? 188 00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:43,985 I don't use computers to understand my feelings. 189 00:06:44,113 --> 00:06:46,071 I use computers to escape my feelings. 190 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:48,448 I use chicken shawarma to escape my feelings. 191 00:06:48,617 --> 00:06:51,118 Who's got two tightly clenched fists and aggression issues? 192 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:52,735 -This guy. -Aggression? 193 00:06:52,830 --> 00:06:54,246 Rudy, that doesn't sound like you. 194 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:55,914 No, I think it does, louise. 195 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:57,958 Sorry, didn't mean to take your head off like that. 196 00:06:58,043 --> 00:07:00,293 -Damned aggression. -Rudy, chill. 197 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:02,170 [computer] you are an introvert. 198 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:04,256 Hey, everyone, I'm an introvert! 199 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:07,300 [computer] you have issues with sibling rivalry. 200 00:07:07,386 --> 00:07:09,177 -Ooh, that's what I got. -[grunts] 201 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:11,888 -[computer] you are a conformist. -What? 202 00:07:11,974 --> 00:07:14,891 Something to work on: Not being a pushover. 203 00:07:14,977 --> 00:07:18,103 Pushover? I'll push you over, computer. 204 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:20,522 So, the game said I'm too closed off emotionally. 205 00:07:20,566 --> 00:07:22,065 I was thinking maybe we could have 206 00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:24,568 A long talk about life sometime? 207 00:07:24,695 --> 00:07:25,944 Sure! Uh, I mean, sure. 208 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,446 Cool. Cool. 209 00:07:27,573 --> 00:07:29,781 [linda] so the babysitter's boyfriend says, 210 00:07:29,867 --> 00:07:31,032 "bummer, the power's out. 211 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:32,576 "but I got some delicious bean dip 212 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:35,162 I left in my car. I'll pop out and get it." 213 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:37,164 -[phone vibrates] -no, buddy, don't get the delicious bean dip. 214 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:38,582 Oh, intermission, teddy. 215 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:39,875 I got to take this, it's gayle. 216 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,418 Her cats don't like the new litter 217 00:07:41,545 --> 00:07:43,211 And I said I'd help mediate on speaker. 218 00:07:43,297 --> 00:07:44,838 Linda, you can't stop in the middle. 219 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:46,339 I'm gonna lose my goose bumps. 220 00:07:46,425 --> 00:07:48,216 Uh, hey, m-maybe bob can finish it. 221 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:49,885 -He, uh, saw it, too. -What? 222 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:52,554 -Uh, no, I-I... I can't. -Sure you can. 223 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:55,098 It's the latest scream one. The one with the bean dip? 224 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:56,892 -Okay... Uh, fine. -Yay. 225 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,935 I'm on, gayle. Can everyone hear me? 226 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:00,604 -Hi, it's aunt linda... -Uh, okay, so, 227 00:08:00,731 --> 00:08:04,357 Uh, um, uh, the-the babysitter is waiting for the guy. 228 00:08:04,485 --> 00:08:06,443 And, uh, she looks out the window, 229 00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:09,362 And there-there's, um, a-a different guy there. 230 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,406 Uh, maybe I'll wait for linda. 231 00:08:11,492 --> 00:08:12,782 No offense, but you're ruining it. 232 00:08:12,868 --> 00:08:14,284 No, no, no, I-I just thought of... 233 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:15,952 I, uh, remembered what happened. 234 00:08:16,038 --> 00:08:17,662 -I-I got it. -Doesn't seem like it. 235 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,122 Uh, then, her "boyfriend" 236 00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:21,124 Comes back and sits down next to her. 237 00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:23,668 And he hands her a bowl and a tortilla chip. 238 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:25,170 -[teddy] yeah? -[bob] and she looks down, 239 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:29,174 And it's not bean dip, it's her boyfriend's intestines! 240 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:30,634 -Aah! -A-and just then, 241 00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:32,260 The high school glee club pulls up in a van, 242 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:34,179 And they're all singing a cappella, 243 00:08:34,306 --> 00:08:36,139 -So they don't hear her screaming. -[distant scream] 244 00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:38,808 Their singing blends with her screams, teddy. 245 00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:40,519 -It harmonizes. -Oh, my god. 246 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:42,687 This is the best movie I've never seen. 247 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:44,272 [bob] I just felt so alive, lin. 248 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:45,690 I didn't know where I was going, 249 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:47,150 I just knew I was gonna get there. 250 00:08:47,236 --> 00:08:48,360 I mean, some of your details 251 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:50,445 Were a little much, what I heard. 252 00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:52,364 Like, the blood dripping off the machete 253 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:54,241 Making the killer flash back to a melting ice cream cone 254 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,367 His mother bought him? 255 00:08:55,494 --> 00:08:57,077 -I mean, come on. -That's symbolism. 256 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,662 -That's just craft. -Stupid. 257 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,830 Hey, my cute stuffs, how was school? 258 00:09:00,958 --> 00:09:02,707 Good. I reported on a computer game 259 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:04,459 That tells you all about yourself and now 260 00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:05,835 "the tina table's" back on top, baby! 261 00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:07,671 But does it tell us about ourselves? 262 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:08,964 I mean, it's a computer, 263 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:10,340 It probably knows what it's doing. 264 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:12,842 -Huh. Me, a conformist? -Well... 265 00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:15,136 It said I'm a "studious bookworm." 266 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,763 There, see? Uh, wait. 267 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:18,431 People do have hidden qualities. 268 00:09:18,517 --> 00:09:20,684 Like, I didn't know until today that I was 269 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:23,436 -A master horror storyteller. -Here we go. 270 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,854 I got to do a follow-up on that game. 271 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:26,273 It's total "table" candy. 272 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:29,985 And I got to go studiously use the toilet. Sir, madam. 273 00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:32,737 My exposé into how banana and kiwi smoothies 274 00:09:32,823 --> 00:09:34,155 Taste together is being cut 275 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,408 To bring you an expanded "tina table." 276 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:39,619 And I'm cool with that because the game says 277 00:09:39,705 --> 00:09:42,414 I'm easygoing and generous. 278 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:45,250 Welcome back, mr. Frond. New look? 279 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:47,168 It's tech visionary-ish. 280 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,837 Same with the stubble. 281 00:09:48,872 --> 00:09:51,172 -Not seeing any stubble, but-- -it-it... It's there. 282 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,550 -So, the final frond-tier-- -thanks for asking, tina. 283 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:55,719 I am honored to announce my proposal 284 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:59,431 To rename the computer lab the ifrond counseling 285 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:02,017 And unattended emotional diagnostic center. 286 00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:05,604 Catchy? So, can you talk more about how the game works? 287 00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:07,856 Uh, you know, the computer computes. 288 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,275 -[tina] uh-huh. -Excuse the jargon. 289 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,693 And can you say anything about those top-notch 290 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,111 Software developers you mentioned? 291 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,571 So, what you're basically asking 292 00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:17,115 Is what does it feel like to change the world? 293 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,700 To disrupt the paradigm? 294 00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:22,329 -That wasn't really what I was-- -it feels humbling 295 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:25,040 -Slash nobel-ish? -[scoffs] 296 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,583 Hey, tina, great interview, 297 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:28,168 But what's with the tough questions? 298 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:31,171 You do remember the first rule of tv journalism, right? 299 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:33,423 -Floss? -Keep it puffy and fun. 300 00:10:33,592 --> 00:10:34,758 Which I call "fuffy." 301 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,384 But isn't it sort of weird that mr. Frond 302 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:38,678 -Won't even answer how he-- -uh, ah-ah-ah. 303 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:39,929 [chuckles] that's not fuffy. 304 00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:41,598 Plus, I played the final frond-tier, 305 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,725 And it told me I have major trust issues, tina. 306 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:47,228 So from now on, I'm just believing anything anyone says. 307 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,229 ♪ ♪ 308 00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:51,733 ♪ ooh, the frond-tier nation ♪ 309 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:54,277 ♪ yeah, math equation ♪ 310 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:59,282 ♪ movie summarization ♪ 311 00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:01,743 ♪ ♪ 312 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,703 ♪ wood restoration ♪ 313 00:11:03,789 --> 00:11:04,913 ♪ oh, yeah! ♪ 314 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,539 Andy, you're not sitting with ollie? 315 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,667 No, we think we're in a fight 316 00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:10,043 So we're giving each other space. 317 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:11,628 Thank you for the space, ollie. 318 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:12,962 You're welcome. I miss you! 319 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,005 I miss you, too! 320 00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:15,131 You look pretty. 321 00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:16,174 Yeah, things are weird now. 322 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:17,258 [jocelyn] hi, I'm letting you know 323 00:11:17,386 --> 00:11:19,260 My birthday party is canceled. 324 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,970 I'm so sad, but I'm an introvert. 325 00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:23,223 Hey, jimmy junior, want to wrestle me over there 326 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:24,557 In front of chloe barbash? 327 00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:26,309 Gotta warn you, I'm aggressive. 328 00:11:26,395 --> 00:11:27,811 -[shouts] ow. -I don't want to wrestle, 329 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,688 But I would discuss my vulnerabilities with you. 330 00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:31,272 -Does that help? -Mm. 331 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,982 Okay, things are a little off, but... 332 00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:34,526 Kids are told some crap about themselves 333 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:37,237 And believe it just because a video game said so? 334 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,197 It's like that thing, uh, 335 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:41,282 With the pill that doesn't do anything. 336 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,910 -Tic tacs? -Placebo. The placebo effect. 337 00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:46,204 And come on-- top-notch software people? 338 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:48,123 Do we really think mr. Frond's gonna 339 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,666 Get ahold of top-notch anything? 340 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:50,959 Hey, there's mr. Frond now. 341 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:53,044 Walking out carrying a bunch of juice boxes. 342 00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:54,963 -Must be nice. -Hmm. 343 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:56,506 I've got sugar. 344 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:58,341 I don't want any more sugar. I just want 345 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,635 To take a break, see the outside world. 346 00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:02,053 Not too outside, but still. 347 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,222 You can take a break when the stupid game works, henry. 348 00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:06,182 We can't keep faking it forever. 349 00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:07,559 -[tina] faking it? -Aah! 350 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,018 Mr. Frond! 351 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:10,687 Also, are those juice boxes spoken for? 352 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,818 I knew it! Final frond-tier. More like fraud-tier. 353 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,404 It was all fake? And your top-notch software developers 354 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,156 Are a 13-year-old boy? 355 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,240 I work in a school. 356 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,033 It's not like I meet any adults. 357 00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:25,952 Mr. Frond wanted a quick prototype 358 00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:27,120 To show principal spoors. 359 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,705 I cranked it out over recess 360 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:31,207 In exchange for pizza and a college recommendation. 361 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,585 But it's just a beta with no back end. 362 00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:36,129 Excuse me, our father's a beta with no back end. 363 00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:39,424 He had me fake your results to look good on air, tina. 364 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,426 Everybody else has gotten something random 365 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,510 I took off the internet. 366 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:43,928 But, mr. Frond, why? 367 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,473 I was gonna finish the game, but then spoors wanted it 368 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,475 Right away so I was like, "okay, cool." 369 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,477 Well, I hope you don't mind open containers, 370 00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,687 'cause tina's gonna blow the lid off this. 371 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:53,980 You can't prove anything. 372 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,107 And henry signed a nondisclosure agreement. 373 00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:58,151 I really should have run that by my lawyer. 374 00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,402 My lawyer's my mom. 375 00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:01,613 Besides, tina, we've both benefited. 376 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:03,198 It's a great story. 377 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:06,117 And henry's probably just one pizza away from finishing 378 00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:08,203 The nerd part, and I'll do the psychobabble part. 379 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:10,079 Psychobabble, qu'est-ce que c'est? 380 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,498 And, hey, principal spoors is in talks 381 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,082 With the superintendent to roll out the game 382 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:15,168 Across the whole school district. 383 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,711 I could announce it on "the tina table." 384 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:20,256 The only thing that's gonna roll is your head, mr. Frond. 385 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,342 Tina, this is when we leave. 386 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:24,135 With all the sass you can muster. 387 00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:27,472 -[groans] -oh, zero sass. 388 00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:28,681 A different approach. 389 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:29,933 [teddy] so there's a lot of buzz 390 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,351 About this new one that's streaming-- 391 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,686 Subcutaneous evil. I heard the director 392 00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,146 Is from around here someplace. 393 00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:36,314 I think they're even gonna do 394 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:37,774 A special screening with the guy. 395 00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:38,650 I'll tell it. I saw it last night. 396 00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,151 Or I could tell it, 397 00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:41,569 'cause we saw it together, right? 398 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,154 Yeah, but I noticed you were kinda nodding off 399 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,614 During the fun, interesting parts, 400 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,866 And then woke up for the long-winded, heavy-handed parts. 401 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:49,160 Hmm. That's funny 'cause I remember you being awake for 402 00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:51,746 More of the tangential stuff that took the movie off track. 403 00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:53,706 -[linda scoffs] -you guys sound like you need to get more sleep. 404 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:54,958 So, it's set in a french village 405 00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:55,959 In the middle ages. 406 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:57,043 We hear latin chanting. 407 00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:58,670 It's a midnight exorcism. 408 00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,880 Then a scream, and the priest is flung out 409 00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:02,215 A stained glass window. 410 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,217 [linda] then the camera pulls back and we see 411 00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:06,803 This is all just a dumb movie a bunch of hot college kids 412 00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:08,471 Are watching on tv at a cabin. 413 00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:09,973 And they turn it off and say, "that's the worst movie 414 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,267 -We've ever seen." -[teddy] classic. 415 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,561 [linda] then the girl who looks like a young meg ryan but dances 416 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,312 Like a young jennifer grey-- that comes up later-- 417 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:18,398 Says, "where are the extra-pointy 418 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:20,191 Marshmallow skewers we brought?" 419 00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:22,110 -[bob] but it doesn't matter because she drops through a hole 420 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,404 In the floor that leads to another dimension. A dumb one. 421 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,865 Meanwhile, there's an ancient monastery next door... 422 00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:28,324 [linda] that's suddenly hit by a meteor, 423 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:29,701 -And there's nothing left. -[bob] mm. 424 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,202 This movie's wild. I love it. 425 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,704 [tina] I don't know what to do! 426 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:34,080 If I take the game down on the air, 427 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:35,915 That's not very fuffy and I could lose the show. 428 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,292 And are things really that bad now? 429 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,793 Tammy's much less awful than usual. 430 00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:41,212 And-and jimmy junior's been very emotionally available. 431 00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:43,423 Last night he had me on the phone for an hour telling me 432 00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:45,550 About every time he's cried since he was six years old. 433 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,051 It was a little much, actually, but... 434 00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:49,470 Tina, mr. Frond is messing with nature. 435 00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:52,098 I heard andy and ollie peed in separate urinals. 436 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:54,309 And ms. Twitchell says I need to work on reducing 437 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,686 My classroom participation. Is that bad? 438 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,980 Ugh! I wish I had someone to talk to who's 439 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,440 Been in this situation. 440 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:01,566 Oh! Maybe you can. 441 00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:02,942 So, keep it fuffy, 442 00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:04,569 Or tell it like it is and lose everything? 443 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:05,820 What do you think, pam? 444 00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:07,822 It's kind of all up to you now. 445 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,116 [pam] so you're not my postmates? 446 00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:11,826 No, it's tina, gene and louise. 447 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,119 Again, we've met a few times. 448 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:14,495 And you got my address how? 449 00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:16,789 We called the station and said we were you, 450 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,082 And we forgot our address. 451 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,335 Great. Look, um, tina, 452 00:15:20,495 --> 00:15:22,503 I think, inside, you already know what to do. 453 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,214 Tv journalism is a sacred trust. 454 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:28,217 When I left channel 13, all I had was my pride. 455 00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:32,180 I was scared. I didn't know if there was life after tv. 456 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,640 -And you know what? -Yeah? 457 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,099 -There isn't. -What? -What? 458 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:36,884 Not being on tv sucks. 459 00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:38,895 It's 4:00 and I'm not even dressed yet. 460 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,898 I don't remember when I put on this sweatshirt. Monday? 461 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,975 You need to do whatever you can 462 00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:45,360 To stay on that box. 463 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:46,235 Okay, bye, pam. 464 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,237 Do you guys see my postmates? 465 00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:49,322 So, uh, great. 466 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:51,115 We know not to listen to her, right? 467 00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:52,909 Tina, don't listen to pam. 468 00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,786 Tina? Tina. 469 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,789 I'm, uh, I'm glad you came to your senses. 470 00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:59,374 This is a win-win for us both. 471 00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,918 -Right. -How's my cat hair situation? 472 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,170 -Bad. -Darn it. 473 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:10,343 Guys, we're on in five. Big smiles. 474 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:11,511 The news is about smiles. 475 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:12,637 Tina, please, 476 00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:13,763 -You have to stop him. -Louise, no. 477 00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:15,515 -I'm keeping it fuffy. -Ugh. 478 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:16,766 Is she allowed in here? 479 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,977 Uh, she is not. Tammy, some muscle? 480 00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:20,395 Mm. Sorry, you have to go. 481 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,605 Do you want one of my pre-show banana chips? 482 00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:24,065 -I'm generous. -Ugh! 483 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,192 Oh, I missed a call from teddy last night. 484 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:27,694 -Like a booty call? -What? 485 00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,070 Like when your booty accidentally 486 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:30,905 Calls someone from your pocket. 487 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:33,366 Lin, that's not-- there's a message. Oh, no. 488 00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:34,367 -Oh, no. -What? 489 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,827 He said he was about to head out 490 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:36,953 To that special director's screening 491 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,371 Of subcutaneous evil. 492 00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,081 But-but we already told him the movie. 493 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:43,209 He said we made it sound so exciting he had to go see it. 494 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,335 Damn it, we're too good. 495 00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:46,087 Now he knows we made everything up. 496 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,798 -What are we gonna do? -I don't know. Should we move? 497 00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,299 Yeah, yeah, that's a good idea. 498 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,634 -[entry bells jingle] -aah! -Aah! 499 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:54,679 -Bob, linda. -Teddy, hi. 500 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,222 -Hey, buddy. -[weak chuckle] 501 00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:58,349 Uh, so, uh, di-did you go to that screening 502 00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:00,560 Or-or bail at the last minute, maybe? 503 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:03,104 -No, I went to it, bob. -Great, great, great. 504 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,023 -Oh, good. -I bet that was like 505 00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,692 A director's cut, uh, with, uh, all new scenes. 506 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:10,445 -Probably felt like a different movie, even, right? -It did. 507 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,530 That came up later at the q and a. 508 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:13,906 Hi. Hello. 509 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,117 Uh, my question is, uh, what the hell is going on?! 510 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,911 Yeah, right, and my follow-up is why are you lying?! 511 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,747 -Okay, that-- -where's the real movie?! 512 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,040 Why? Why'd you do it? 513 00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:23,082 We're so sorry, teddy. 514 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,500 We just couldn't keep up. 515 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,377 We've got kids, we go to bed early. 516 00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:27,545 And it was fun? 517 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,464 Eh, yeah, I get it. 518 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,174 -You do? -Actually... 519 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:34,218 I was sitting there last night and, sure, I was terrified. 520 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,137 But I was kind of bored, too. 521 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,764 You were bored and terrified? 522 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,849 Yeah, it was so formulaic. 523 00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,809 No magic. Your movie was way better. 524 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,603 Aw. But who told it better? 525 00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:46,981 Well, you both have a style that adds a certain charm. 526 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,108 -Right. But seriously. -Yeah. -Uh... 527 00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,568 -I mean... -I mean, come on. -Uh... 528 00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:51,903 -Say it. -Don't make me choose! 529 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,571 -Okay, okay. -All right, all right. -Anyway, 530 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,073 Hey, there's this new Halloween movie. 531 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,157 You guys see it? 532 00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:57,366 -We saw it. -Yeah, we saw it. 533 00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:58,743 So... What happens? 534 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,244 It's set a hundred years ago. 535 00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:02,330 -And michael myers' great-great-grandfather -yeah? 536 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,707 Also escapes from an insane asylum. 537 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:07,460 [linda] and it's valentine's day and he's in love. 538 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,754 [bob] Halloween takes place on valentine's day? 539 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,339 [teddy] wow! A twist already. 540 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:13,633 So, we're in talks and soon, kids 541 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,635 All over the school district will be playing 542 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,137 -The final frond-tier. -Great. 543 00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,181 Hey, why don't you play the final frond-tier 544 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:21,641 Right here on "the tina table"? 545 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,142 Me play? That's fun. 546 00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:24,811 Creator playing his creation. 547 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:27,021 -Fuffy. I like it. -Uh, let's see. 548 00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:30,483 A mutiny has broken out on one of the convoy ships. 549 00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:34,403 Uh-oh, mutiny. He just got handed a hot potato. 550 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,906 -[game chimes] -oh, no. Everyone got space cholera. 551 00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:38,741 Darn. Well, that happens. 552 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:41,077 -Let's hear your profile. -[computer] evaluating. 553 00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:44,288 You are unstable and amoral. 554 00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:45,456 Probably dangerous. 555 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,333 Wha... [weak chuckle] it's-it's a glitch. 556 00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:50,837 Something to work on: Staying away from everyone. 557 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,171 I always knew. 558 00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:53,422 No. [chuckles] it's-it's wrong. 559 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,423 It's-it's a bug. 560 00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:55,967 Kids have been playing all week. 561 00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:58,386 -How could it be a bug? -Well, it's still in beta. 562 00:18:58,513 --> 00:19:00,054 But it's rolling out district-wide. 563 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,514 Is it ready or not, mr. Frond? 564 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,933 Of course it is. I-I'm disrupting the paradigm. 565 00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:06,060 I'm... [groans] no one tells you 566 00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:07,520 How hot these things are. 567 00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:09,856 -[whimpers] -well? 568 00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,566 All right. It's all lies! 569 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,943 The game just says random gibberish. 570 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,987 It's-it's all a big lie. 571 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:18,531 Phew. It was exhausting being aggressive. 572 00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:19,740 Oh, thank god. I'm great, 573 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,033 Everyone else is... [blows raspberry] 574 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:23,369 -[phone chiming] -crap. It's principal spoors. 575 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:24,579 I'll just let it go to voice mail. 576 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:25,663 I think he's watching us live 577 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,957 -Right now in his office. -Oh f-- 578 00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:31,043 I can't believe mr. Frond said "fart" on the air. 579 00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:32,211 Ye-yes sir, I... 580 00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:33,462 I understand. We tell the school board 581 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,423 You were just kidding about the rollout, 582 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,675 And I-I won't touch the computers anymore. 583 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:40,136 And I'll change out of the turtleneck immediately. 584 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,637 But your neck is better turtled. 585 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,389 I thought you were on my side, tina. 586 00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:44,891 You and louise argued about it. 587 00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:46,809 Fake fight. To get you to drop your guard. 588 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,519 I was gonna change the world. 589 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:49,687 You could have been part of it. 590 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:50,938 But if you have to lie and cheat 591 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,481 And cut corners to change the world, 592 00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,275 Wh-what kind of world are you left with anyway? 593 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,110 Crap, I wish I'd thought of that on the air. 594 00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:58,070 You're right. You're right! 595 00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,614 Weird vibe over here. 596 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:01,032 So, great buzz on the "table." 597 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,118 It was courageous but also fun but also newsy. 598 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,162 Which I've decided to call "curfuewsy." 599 00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:07,830 -That saves time. -Curfuewsy! 600 00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:09,248 If you say it twice, I don't know 601 00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:10,458 If it still saves time. It's fine. 602 00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:12,501 Tina, how did you know the game would say 603 00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:13,669 All that stuff about me? 604 00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:14,962 -I took care of that part. -[gasps] 605 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:17,215 Like you had henry fix my results. 606 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:20,635 And now, I'm free of you forever. 607 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,345 But you're still gonna write 608 00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:23,888 My college recommendation, right? 609 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,139 Yeah, fine. 610 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,016 Party's back on. Don't wear that, though. 611 00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:29,352 Party's back on. Just you, not you, sorry. 612 00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:31,896 Hey, tina, I know we blocked out two hours tonight 613 00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,814 To talk about times I felt stuff. 614 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,359 -Yeah, um... -But zeke got new sneakers 615 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:37,944 That make a cool squeaky sound, 616 00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:40,821 So I was gonna watch him do some sneaker squeaks. 617 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,698 -I'm gonna squeak out! -Oh, phew. 618 00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,742 -I mean, cool. -[both laughing] 619 00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:46,202 The game was right about one thing. 620 00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:47,828 Tina, you are kind of a truth finder. 621 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:50,498 -And I'm bookish. -No. Uh-uh. -No. Hey, mr. Branca. 622 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:53,584 Next "tina table"-- you, me, dustpans? 623 00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:54,919 I'll bring my favorite one. 624 00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:56,712 -You know what I named it? -Dusty? 625 00:20:56,872 --> 00:20:58,089 Have we already talked about this? 626 00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,382 Hey, save it for the show. 627 00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:03,302 ♪ conscientious truth finder ♪ 628 00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:05,221 ♪ 'twas the final frond-tier ♪ 629 00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:08,891 ♪ finding truth conscientiously ♪ 630 00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,935 ♪ watch my dreams disappear ♪ 631 00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:13,729 ♪ hunting down facts and such ♪ 632 00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:17,525 ♪ I could have made the world better ♪ 633 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,444 ♪ one problem: I care too much ♪ 634 00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:22,905 ♪ time to take off my ♪ 635 00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:25,241 -♪ time to take off my ♪ -♪ time to take off your ♪ 636 00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,243 -♪ take off my ♪ -♪ take off your ♪ 637 00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:31,080 -♪ turtleneck sweater ♪ -♪ turtleneck sweater. ♪ 638 00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:32,498 Frond: A lot of cat hair. 639 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:33,541 Captioning sponsored by bento box entertainment 640 00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:35,084 And toyota