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[♪ theme music playing]

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{\an8}Tina, this is not
"on the way home from school."

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{\an8}I've never seen
this street before.

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{\an8}Are we
on Stranger Danger Avenue?

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{\an8}We're almost there.
I promise. I think.

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{\an8}Ugh. Still can't believe
I wasn't invited.

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{\an8}- Invited to what?
- Julian's having

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{\an8}a casual pre-Halloween gathering

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{\an8}to play video games
and eat candy corn

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{\an8}and it's not
technically a party,

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{\an8}but I'm gathering that they
don't want me to be there.

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{\an8}What is it, do I have BO?

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{\an8}- Or NTCUO?
- What's that again?

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{\an8}Not Totally Clean
Underwear Odor.

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{\an8}- [sniffs] It's funky, but fun.
- Gene--

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{\an8}I had to help Alex feel better,
for blabbing it to me.

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{\an8}See you at Julian's gathering.

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{\an8}- What? When?
- Oh...

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{\an8}- Is Julian having a gathering?
- Oh...

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{\an8}Yeah, but, Gene,
I feel terrible.

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{\an8}You know what? If you're
not going, then I'm not going.

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{\an8}Uh, no.
You don't have to do that.

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{\an8}I-- I don't care.

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- You should definitely--
- Oh, thank God.

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'Cause I really want to go.

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Ugh...

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- Gene, I--
- Yes. This is it.

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Nothing? We come all this way
and you don't buy anything?

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Their barrettes weren't
knifey-looking enough.

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This is so you can wear them
on your fingers

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- and be Barrette-y Krueger?
- Yes.

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- It is a good costume.
- But a hard-to-find barrette.

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- [Gene] Look at this.
- [Tina groans]

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Look at their freaky
little heads.

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- That's our reflection.
- No, the dolls.

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Got to be a strange place
to work.

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You must feel huge.

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[Gene] That's Miss Bisselbender.

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[gasps]
The substitute teacher?

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- Yeah.
- Okay... Guess we're going in.

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If the dolls come alive,
we'll step on one

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to give them something
to think about,

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- and then we'll run for it.
- Huh? Oh.

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Uh, yeah. Good plan.

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- Hi, Miss B.
- Oh. Hi, Gene.

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Is this where
you sleep at night?

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{\an8}Were you about to shrink down
and climb in there?

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{\an8}I can't shrink down,
but I have napped behind the counter.

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{\an8}This is my parents' store.

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{\an8}Well, look at you,
having parents.

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{\an8}Look at <i>you,</i>
having an entourage.

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{\an8}- Are they bodyguards?
- Ha. My sisters.

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{\an8}Tina and Louise.
This is Miss Bisselbender,

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{\an8}- The substitutioner.
- Hi. We've, uh, met, actually.

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{\an8}Yup. Uh, nice store.
Very dolled up.

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{\an8}Thanks. Sometimes
I open up for my folks

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{\an8}and watch the place
when they're out of town.

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{\an8}They're at Dollhouse
Doll Fashion Week.

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That's my worst nightmare.

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Yeah, the designers are
cutthroat.

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Oh, my God!

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- [Louise] Whoa!
- [Bisselbender] Sorry. Sorry.

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I did that.

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I set it up
so I could take pictures.

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I do that sometimes
when I'm alone in the store.

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Which is pretty much 100%
of the time I'm in the store.

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I send pictures to my friends.
Especially this time of year.

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- Halloween?
- Corporate tax return deadline.

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- Oh.
- No, Halloween.

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[Tina] Cool, cool, cool.
Lucky friends.

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Now I want a dollhouse.
More please.

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I don't know if I should--
Okay, just my top ten.

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[Louise]
Whoa. You're a genius?

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[Bisselbender] I think you and I are
the only ones who know that.

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Those dolls look how I felt today
when I heard about Julian's gathering.

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I was decapitated by sadness.

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Sadcapitated.

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So... should we get going?

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Yeah, I guess you're right.

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It's three-days' walk back
to the restaurant.

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Uh, yeah. Hope our supplies
don't run out.

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Bye, Miss Bisselbender.

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Maybe Ms. Twitchell will
donate her other kidney

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so you can come back
and sub in my homeroom again.

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That was fun.

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[chuckles]
That <i>was</i> fun.

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Good job watching
all the movies I played,

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I mean, learning all
the stuff I taught you.

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Bye. Don't fall asleep here.

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- The dolls will steal your eyes.
- Yup.

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Can I...
talk to you for a second?

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Um... Okay.

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- [Tina] Weird.
- [Gene] She's probably

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thinking about your birthday,
picking out

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- a little friend for you.
- Oh, no.

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- Louise, no!
- [banging]

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[Linda] What is it?

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It's a dollhouse
murder mystery

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hosted by me
and Miss Bisselbender

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tomorrow morning
at the dollhouse store.

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- Why?
- What do you mean why?

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Because I'm a creative
little whippersnapper

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and it's a fun, festive,
almost-Halloween event

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and, uh... yeah.

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And you set it all up?

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Yes, I mean I will,
with Miss Bisselbender.

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I'll be going
over there early.

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I've got the script
right here.

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That's what you were writing while
Gene and I worked in the restaurant?

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- Not that we noticed or anything.
- Yes.

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And we're supposed to be okay
around all those dolls,

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and we're supposed
to solve a crime?

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Yes. There are clues
and it's a whole thing.

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I want to do
a dollhouse murder mystery.

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No, it's not for grown-ups.

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But Miss Bisselbender's
a grown-up.

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She plays with dolls.

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Anyway, it's not for you,
it's for Gene and Tina.

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Gene, you'll do it, right?

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Sure. I'm not doing
anything else.

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Well, what if I just
come and watch?

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What? No. Don't you have
to run a restaurant?

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Your own crime scene?

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- Your dad can open.
- Wait, by myself?

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Yeah. Just for a bit.

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But Teddy
will probably come in

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- and then it would just be me and Teddy.
- Yeah, so?

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Well, you know how he started doing
hand and wrist exercises?

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[all] Oh, yeah.

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So now all he talks about
is his grip strength.

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Please, don't leave me
alone with him.

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He keeps making me
shake hands with him

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and he squeezes too hard
and he says...

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"Do you feel that?
Do you feel that?"

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- Okay, you can come.
- Yay!

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Ugh. Fine. I just feel
like you two should find

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people your own age
to hang out with.

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Here we are, ready to solve
a doll murder,

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and hopefully not be doll-murdered.
[chuckles nervously]

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Starting to rain.

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Is that part of the mystery,
do you think?

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I don't know how
she'd arrange it, but maybe?

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Ooh.

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"Private event." So exclusive.

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Like Julian's exclusive thing,
which is happening today.

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Aw. Poor Gene.

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I'm glad you're with us

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instead of doing PlayStations
with dumb boys.

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- Mm.
- Welcome.

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Please, right this way, detectives.

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I just like to murder
the dolls for the photos,

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and, clearly, as an act of
aggression against my parents...

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who I love. But Louise added
this whole mystery thing.

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So much work.
This isn't for school?

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Not at all. Better
if the school doesn't know

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about my murder pictures, actually.

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- No problem.
- So this is just for fun?

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- Um, well, I mean, you know...
- [clears throat]

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Tina and Gene will be
shown the scene of the crime,

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they'll be able
to interview the suspects,

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to review evidence,

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and then, they will be asked
to solve the crime.

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And I have coffee and bagels
for the grown-ups.

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- Did you say mimosas?
- I, uh...

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Sorry. Sometimes she thinks
things sound like "mimosas."

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One of these days,
I'm gonna be right.

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Coffee's good.
Coffee's better.

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- Thank you.
- [Louise clears throat]

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Can we do this?

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So a group of men
who once attended

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the same fancy all-boys
boarding school

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have each received
an invitation to come to this house...

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The luxurious and remote estate
of one of their classmates,

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Mr. Sweater.

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This was the scene
last night at dinner.

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This is Mr. Sweater
at the head of the table.

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[Tina] Handsome. For a doll.

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This is Mr. Brown Suit, this is Mr. Tie,
this is Mr. Funny Eyes,

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this is Mr. Stiff Arms,
and this is Mr. Jacket.

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Tiny, beady-eyed,
semi-handsome man dolls.

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Thank you, Tina.
Mr. Sweater explained

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he recently learned something,
something disturbing,

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having to do with an incident

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that happened back
in their school days,

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and he brought them all here
to discuss it.

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This much was overheard
by the private chef, but nothing more.

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What was Mr. Sweater
upset about?

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That's for you to uncover
in the course of your investigation.

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But here's what happened
later that night...

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- Ah!
- Oh!

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[Louise] Ready.

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- [musical sting plays]
- [all exclaim]

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I'll be playing some
sound effects on my phone.

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- It's an app.
- [thunder sound effect plays]

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[Louise] That night,
the chef discovered

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Mr. Brown Suit dead on the floor
in the living room.

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He was bleeding
from the side of his head.

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And this decorative item
was found on the floor nearby

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with his blood all over it.

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[gasps]

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The chef called the police
who arrived and called the coroner.

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Mr. Brown Suit was pronounced
dead at the scene.

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The crime scene has
remained untouched.

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No one who was in the house
at the time of Mr. Brown Suit's death

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has been permitted to leave.

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You two are
the detectives who arrive

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in order to question
the guests and determine

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- exactly what happened here.
- [thunder crashing]

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You should know there's
a storm in the area.

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It may cause periodic
and possibly

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theatrically
dramatic blackouts.

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- [thunder crashes]
- Yup. Thank you.

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Is there something written
by where the body was?

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Yes, Mr. Brown Suit appears to have
written something in his own blood.

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His right index finger
would suggest that, anyway.

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Oh, look at his little finger.
Red.

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{\an8}It says "camel toe"?

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- Wait. What?
- Yup.

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Huh.

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I have questions.
Not detective questions.

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"Me to you" questions.

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I can explain. It's like
when a lady's pants--

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No. I mean,
not "what is it?" Why is it?

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I didn't know about it
till I went to a pool party

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at my cousin Sheri's house.

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She had
on this tight florescent--

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- Lin.
- Mom!

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Gene, please, just keep going.

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- All will be revealed.
- [groans]

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Yeah, all of my cousin Sheri
was revealed--

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- Mom.
- Sorry.

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Did he move? Oh, God,
did that doll fricking move?

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No, that-- that's where he was.

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Never mind. All good.
[chuckles]

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"Special hours today.
Open at 12:30."

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What? No! What? Why?

237
00:07:58,227 --> 00:07:59,811
"Teddy, don't be upset.

238
00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:02,189
Go home and use
your gripper till then."

239
00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:03,398
Okay. All right.

240
00:08:03,399 --> 00:08:04,816
That's a good idea.

241
00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:06,818
I wonder if I can do
a thousand on each hand.

242
00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:09,279
Bob's gonna flip out
when I tell him I can do a thousand.

243
00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,156
He'll be like, "What? No way.

244
00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,784
Teddy, you just keep
wowing me again and again."

245
00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:16,786
So we interview the guests?

246
00:08:16,787 --> 00:08:19,039
Yes. They're ready
in the library.

247
00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,499
You can use
the room downstairs

248
00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,125
to interrogate each one
individually.

249
00:08:22,126 --> 00:08:23,668
Okay, so, um,

250
00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:25,462
let's ask some dolls
some questions.

251
00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,923
I'm totally comfortable
with that.

252
00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:30,592
Mr. Funny Eyes, where were you
between the end of dinner

253
00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:32,552
and the time Mr. Brown Suit's
body was found?

254
00:08:32,553 --> 00:08:34,471
I was in my room.
I can prove it.

255
00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:37,182
I live streamed my workout.
I'm a personal trainer.

256
00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,434
Interesting.
Funny eyes. Serious body.

257
00:08:39,435 --> 00:08:40,977
- Gene, make a note.
- Mm.

258
00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:42,145
[Tina]
Mr. Stiff Arms.

259
00:08:42,146 --> 00:08:44,148
Where were you
between the end of dinner

260
00:08:44,273 --> 00:08:45,482
and the time of the murder?

261
00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:47,150
Going sideways
through doorways?

262
00:08:47,151 --> 00:08:48,652
[Louise]
I went into town after dinner.

263
00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:49,903
Mr. Jacket was with me.

264
00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:51,029
You did, huh?

265
00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:53,490
- [Louise] It's true.
- Where'd you go in town? Alibis "R" Us?

266
00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:54,908
I'm bad cop, you're good cop.

267
00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:56,618
Unless you want to be bad cop?

268
00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,828
I'm good. I mean,
I'm good with good cop.

269
00:08:58,829 --> 00:09:00,372
[Louise] We went
to the cool jacket store.

270
00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,832
'Cause we like cool jackets.
As you can see.

271
00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:04,042
I was in my room.

272
00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:05,961
Can someone confirm that,
Mr. Tie?

273
00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:08,547
Yeah, Mr. Sweater saw me there.
He came to talk to me.

274
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,549
- About what?
- Old stuff.

275
00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:13,552
You know, like "Hey, remember
all that old stuff?"

276
00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,262
Let's talk to Mr. Sweater.

277
00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:17,222
So this is your house,
you're the one who organized

278
00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:18,432
- all this?
- [Louise] Yes.

279
00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:20,642
Interesting. Interesting.

280
00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:21,977
You were talking to Mr. Tie

281
00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:23,103
when Mr. Brown Suit was killed?

282
00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:24,688
- [Louise] Yes.
- What were you talking about?

283
00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:26,481
Something that happened
a long time ago,

284
00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:28,733
when we were in our elite
boys-only boarding school.

285
00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:30,569
What was it?
And don't leave out any details.

286
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:33,071
They might be important. Did all
the boys shower at the same time?

287
00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:35,198
That's just an example
of a detail that might be important.

288
00:09:35,199 --> 00:09:36,366
- But did they?
- [Louise] Sometimes.

289
00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:37,701
Hmm. Mm...

290
00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,870
[Louise] I learned recently
that there was an event.

291
00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:41,496
Something that I wasn't
invited to.

292
00:09:41,497 --> 00:09:42,914
What kind of event?

293
00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:45,251
A small Halloween gathering
at Mr. Jacket's.

294
00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:48,003
- Louise, what is this?
- Just then, you hear a scream.

295
00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:50,172
- [scream sound effect plays]
- And... ready.

296
00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,048
- [others exclaim]
- [musical sting plays]

297
00:09:52,049 --> 00:09:53,675
- [Louise] Mr. Tie is dead.
- [Tina and Gene] Whoa!

298
00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:55,970
It appears he's had a fall
when the lights were off.

299
00:09:56,178 --> 00:09:58,054
Or was he pushed? A lot?

300
00:09:58,055 --> 00:10:00,558
Would you like to examine
the scene?

301
00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,686
[Gene]
Has he got something in his pocket?

302
00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:05,980
Is it a piece of paper?

303
00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:08,773
Huh. Looks like a tiny
newspaper clipping.

304
00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:10,066
Oh. Tiny clue.

305
00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:12,485
Um, how much of this
did Louise explain to you?

306
00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:14,404
'Cause I assumed everything,

307
00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:16,781
but I'm starting to think
maybe nothing.

308
00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:18,783
- Explain what?
- Um, this.

309
00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:21,536
[Linda] That you're a nice lady
who does creepy stuff

310
00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:24,414
in a totally cute, not creepy
at all dollhouse store,

311
00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:25,749
and Louise got excited?

312
00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,709
Uh, well, it's...
it's more than that.

313
00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,586
Uh, does it involve camel toe?

314
00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,004
- Yup.
- Yup, I figured.

315
00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,756
Um, lot of talking over there.

316
00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:33,923
Sorry, we'll whisper.

317
00:10:33,924 --> 00:10:36,384
It's kind of, um,
there's some backstory.

318
00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:38,011
Ooh, backstory.

319
00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:40,388
- The whispering's louder somehow.
- Sorry.

320
00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:41,931
<i>[Teddy]
Nine hundred and...</i>

321
00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:43,725
ninety-nine...

322
00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,894
[grunts] One thousand!

323
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,938
Oh! Yes!

324
00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,564
Oh, Teddy, you did it!

325
00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:53,360
[laughs]

326
00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:56,279
Ah, it's not 12:30 yet.
Damn it.

327
00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:58,573
Eh, maybe I'll text Bob.
He'll want to know.

328
00:10:58,574 --> 00:11:01,534
Oh, God, my hands.
They won't close.

329
00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:03,411
No! What have I done?

330
00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:05,872
Ah! Ah! My hands!

331
00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:08,208
[Louise] <i>Mr. Tie's twisted body
has been removed.</i>

332
00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:09,918
You have the article
you found in his pocket?

333
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,252
What'd you learn from that?

334
00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:12,921
That there was an accident
at the boarding school

335
00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,798
when all these boys
were seniors.

336
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:17,384
A teacher fell from
a third-floor window and died.

337
00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:18,677
- Oh, no. Sad.
- Shh.

338
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:19,803
- What? It is.
- Shh.

339
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:20,970
Okay.

340
00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:22,555
So, any questions
for these fellas?

341
00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:24,265
- Yeah. Who did it?
- Did what?

342
00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:26,226
Killed Mr. Brown Suit
and maybe Mr. Tie.

343
00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,436
And why are teachers
falling out of windows?

344
00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:30,105
[Louise] Mr. Sweater.
Mr. Sweater must have killed

345
00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,815
Mr. Brown Suit and Mr. Tie.

346
00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:34,442
Aha! Or, uh, why?

347
00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:35,902
[Louise] He's the one
who brought us here.

348
00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:37,445
He's not the killer.
He just wants to know

349
00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:39,572
why he wasn't invited
to your gathering.

350
00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:41,157
Gene. You can't let
your personal feelings

351
00:11:41,158 --> 00:11:42,867
influence your judgment
about the case.

352
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,953
Yes, I can.
Because my personal feelings

353
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:47,080
are part of it
for some reason.

354
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,873
- Why is this about me?
- It's not.

355
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:51,168
- Wait. Is it?
- I mean...

356
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:53,670
Ready.

357
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,380
- [Gene] Ah!
- [Tina] Oh!

358
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:56,506
[Louise]
Mr. Stiff Arms.

359
00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:58,299
Another accident?
Tripped and fell?

360
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,009
- Mr. Stiff.
- It's Mr. Stiff Arms.

361
00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:01,469
- What'd I say?
- You said Mr. Stiff.

362
00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:02,637
You're Mr. Stiff.

363
00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:03,930
Geez. Power outages.

364
00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:06,684
This is a very dangerous place
to have intermittent power problems.

365
00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:13,690
You think he fell, um,
under the couch leg somehow?

366
00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:14,899
[Louise]
I didn't do it, I swear.

367
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,484
Well, I didn't do it.
I didn't move.

368
00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:17,694
Either one of you could have.

369
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:19,404
The only one
I don't suspect is the chef.

370
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,073
The chef was hiding
behind the door.

371
00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:22,240
Damn it.

372
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,783
We've got three bodies
and three suspects.

373
00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:25,577
Mr. Funny Eyes
is a personal trainer.

374
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,329
Probably super strong,
super-tight core, tight buns.

375
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,206
- Could he be doing this?
- I don't know.

376
00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:33,376
Can we skip ahead to the end
and you tell us all what's going on?

377
00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:35,628
Gene, can you just play
a little longer? Please?

378
00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:37,130
[grumbles]

379
00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:39,174
Gene, we've gotta ask about
that teacher that died.

380
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,384
That has to be important.
Are you with me, partner?

381
00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:43,220
Okay, fine. I'll ask.

382
00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:45,096
So why doesn't someone
tell us what happened

383
00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:46,389
on that day at the school

384
00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,141
when the teacher
fell out the window?

385
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:50,101
[Louise] Well, we didn't
push her or anything.

386
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:51,394
Mr. Funny Eyes, shut up!

387
00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:52,854
You don't have to say
anything about that.

388
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:54,689
"We," Mr. Funny Eyes?
Who's we?

389
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:56,441
[Louise]
All of us. We were all there.

390
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,276
I mean, till Mr. Sweater left.

391
00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,444
He had to go number two.

392
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:00,528
- [gasps] Number two.
- Mom, shh.

393
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:01,655
- Yup.
- Ready.

394
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:06,409
We flash back to the
boarding school 20 years ago.

395
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:08,203
We're in the library,
on the third floor.

396
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,370
It's a study period.

397
00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:11,289
All the boys were there
except Mr. Sweater.

398
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,542
The teacher was named
Miss Bickelbonger.

399
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:16,711
[musical sting plays]

400
00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:19,631
Uh, Miss Bickelbonger was the proctor
for a study period in library.

401
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,883
She was wearing a pair of pants
that fit a bit more

402
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:25,386
snugly than she thought,
and were maybe a bit clingy.

403
00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:27,555
And the thing is, she had
worn them before at school,

404
00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:30,391
and so me and some of the other boys had
some running jokes about it.

405
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:32,143
Shut up, Mr. Funny Eyes!

406
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,812
I'm telling what happened,
Mr. Jacket!

407
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,355
Not if I break your face!

408
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,732
That's enough.
Gene, hold Mr. Jacket.

409
00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:39,275
Mr. Funny Eyes, continue.

410
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:41,152
[Louise] There were tall windows
on the third floor

411
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,446
and Miss Bickelbonger
got up to open them

412
00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:46,407
and let in some air and, um,
when she turned back around,

413
00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:48,785
- she noticed us whispering and giggling.
- [phone rings]

414
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,703
- [all gasp]
- Sorry. Sorry.

415
00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:52,705
[voicemail message]
<i>Please leave me a message.</i>

416
00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:53,998
Voicemail! No! Bob!

417
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:56,377
I-- I can't use my hands.
I can't turn the doorknob.

418
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,127
I can't do anything.

419
00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:00,380
Eh, it took me so long to
dial the phone with my nose.

420
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,298
Please! Pick up!

421
00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:04,676
[automated voice] <i>If you're satisfied
with your message, please press one.</i>

422
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:05,969
[groans, grunts]

423
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,929
Um, it's on silent now.
I think.

424
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,722
- I can't tell, actually.
- Bob, shh.

425
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:10,807
- Yup.
- Right.

426
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,684
Louise, I don't know how
you know any of this stuff

427
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,769
and I'm confused
and I don't like it.

428
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:17,730
I don't know how to
say anything except to just...

429
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:20,692
can we keep going just
a little bit longer, please?

430
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,485
Ugh, fine.

431
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:24,779
Okay, so Mr. Funny Eyes
continues...

432
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:25,864
We were giggling.

433
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,782
Miss Bickelbonger asked
what the laughing was about.

434
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:29,742
And we didn't answer,
but Miss Bickelbonger,

435
00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:31,452
she sort of followed our eyes,
I guess.

436
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:32,954
And then she saw
what we were laughing at,

437
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,831
and she started
tugging at her pants,

438
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,291
and that made us laugh more.

439
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,334
And Mr. Jacket
was laughing the most.

440
00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:39,836
And she was pretty upset
at that point,

441
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:42,046
and he kept laughing,
even after we stopped,

442
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,673
and she kinda backed up

443
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:46,593
and she was also still
trying to adjust her pants,

444
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,303
and she backed right up
to that big open window

445
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:51,097
and she just...
went over backwards.

446
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:52,265
[doll thuds]

447
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:53,474
[Linda]
Death by camel toe.

448
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:55,226
- Toe-micide.
- And then what?

449
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:56,477
We lied!

450
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:57,979
We didn't tell
the police anything.

451
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,731
We said none of us
saw her fall.

452
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,858
Mr. Jacket made us
swear we'd never tell.

453
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,776
And we felt bad,
but we went along with it

454
00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:06,446
'cause I guess we just
wanted to move on, you know?

455
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,072
Ivy League universities
don't love it

456
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,657
if you've laughed someone
out a window.

457
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:11,326
Even back then
it was frowned upon.

458
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,036
Too bad Miss Bickelbonger
couldn't move on.

459
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,412
'Cause she was dead!

460
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,539
[thunder crashing]

461
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:17,749
- Storm.
- Yeah, I know.

462
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,876
- Sorry, you looked confused.
- I'm not confused.

463
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,837
- I'm just standing here watching.
- Shh.

464
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,130
[musical sting plays]

465
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:25,340
- [Gene] Whoa.
- [Tina] Whoa.

466
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,841
Okay, that's you, Mr. Jacket.

467
00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:28,509
You just did that,
um, somehow.

468
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,011
And we know the motive.

469
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,387
To keep him quiet
about what happened.

470
00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:33,598
[Louise] If I was trying to do that,
I would've done it sooner.

471
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,266
Plus, your partner
is restraining me.

472
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:38,478
All right, then, um, Mr. Sweater,
you're the killer after all.

473
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:39,687
[Louise]
I would never hurt anyone.

474
00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:41,064
Oh, perfect Mr. Sweater!

475
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,982
"I would never hurt anyone."

476
00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:45,610
This is why I didn't
invite you to my gathering back then.

477
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,320
You're too nice.
You were always like,

478
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:48,905
"Don't make that
very funny running joke

479
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:51,032
about Miss Bickelbonger's
pants situation."

480
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,784
That's why
you didn't invite me?

481
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,371
- [gasps]
- [thunder crashing]

482
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,705
- Ah!
- [Tina] Oh, boy.

483
00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:59,874
- Whoa, the head's gone.
- Okay. Case solved, right?

484
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,334
Mr. Sweater
did it for revenge?

485
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:02,794
He killed them all
for revenge?

486
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,212
- Did he, Gene?
- No.

487
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:05,630
- No?
- No!

488
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,298
You're correct. It was...

489
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,008
- The chef?
- Correct.

490
00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:10,593
- The chef. The chef did it.
- Yes.

491
00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:12,345
- I called it.
- No. They just-- [scoffs]

492
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,555
You can't predict the murderer
after the case is solved.

493
00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:16,349
- I knew it was him.
- I don't think you did.

494
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,476
Yes, I said it's either
Mr. Jacket, Mr. Stiff,

495
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,269
Mr. Sweater, Mr. Tie,
or the chef.

496
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:22,605
So, one of the characters
in the story did it.

497
00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:24,023
Uh, yes. Hello?

498
00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:25,525
- Right. No, no, that's--
- Pay attention, Bob.

499
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,110
- Yep.
- Wait. Why was it the chef?

500
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,569
What was the motive?

501
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:31,656
Because the chef
is not a boring old-man chef.

502
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,032
- Yeah, Bob.
- Mm.

503
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:36,452
It is, in fact, Mr. Sweater's
sister, Miss Sweater!

504
00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:37,787
[musical sting plays]

505
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:40,164
The chef is Mr. Sweater's sister?

506
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:42,125
Yeah. She hated
what they did to her brother,

507
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,377
and she killed them all
in revenge.

508
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,920
Wait, what did they do
to her brother?

509
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:48,214
- Not invite him to the thing.
- So she killed them?

510
00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:50,049
- All those years later?
- Yes.

511
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,300
I don't want to play anymore.

512
00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:52,719
[stammers] Louise!

513
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,345
What the heck is going on
with you and Gene?

514
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:57,515
Louise murdered a bunch
of Miss Bisselbender's parents' dolls

515
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,892
instead of telling me
something she wants to tell me!

516
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:01,228
Is that right?

517
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:02,396
Uh...

518
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,439
- Is that right?
- Yes.

519
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,067
- [gameshow bell rings]
- Ooh.

520
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:12,071
- [Linda] Louise?
- Uh...

521
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:14,032
- Can I help?
- Please.

522
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,908
This is what I was trying to say before.

523
00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:18,953
Um, a week ago, I was subbing
in the sixth-grade homeroom.

524
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,955
Uh, Gene is wonderful,
by the way.

525
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,081
- Yeah, he is.
- Really?

526
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:23,416
- Yeah.
- I mean, at school?

527
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,500
Uh, are you kidding me?

528
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:25,668
Yeah, uh, yeah. Of course.

529
00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:27,503
And I was a good sub.
Press play on the movie,

530
00:17:27,504 --> 00:17:29,172
press stop
at the end of the period.

531
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,340
And one day we had "library,"
which is great for a sub.

532
00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:32,842
You just bring the kids
to the library.

533
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,761
But, turns out
that the fourth grade

534
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,804
<i>also had library
during that period,</i>

535
00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:39,640
<i>so I came across Louise,
who I didn't know at the time,</i>

536
00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:41,934
<i>and she was just
sort of standing there</i>

537
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:43,561
<i>and then I realized</i>

538
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,772
<i>that she was listening
to some sixth-grade boys</i>

539
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,690
<i>talking on the other side
of the shelves.</i>

540
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,567
[Julian] Hey, did you catch
the substitute's camel toe?

541
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,235
- [laughter]
- [boy] Yeah.

542
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,737
- [Louise] <i>And Gene said...</i>
- [Gene] What's camel toe?

543
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,989
[Louise] <i>And they told him,
and he and I learned what that means</i>

544
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:56,699
<i>and I don't see
what the big deal is.</i>

545
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,409
<i>Mom, I think
you have that a lot.</i>

546
00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,911
- [Linda] <i>What?</i>
- [Louise] <i>And then Gene said...</i>

547
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,622
[Gene] Guys, come on.
Miss Bisselbender's nice. I like her.

548
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,124
[Louise] <i>And they stopped laughing
and you said...</i>

549
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,416
[Gene]
Speaking of camels,

550
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,210
I've got a hump that
I've gotta go take care of,

551
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,836
if you know what I mean.

552
00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:10,546
I've gotta go to the bathroom,
is what I'm saying.

553
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:12,256
Mr. Ambrose,
I need a bathroom pass

554
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,342
and can you mark it "express"?
That'd be great.

555
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,593
[Louise]
<i>And then they said...</i>

556
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,512
[boy] Hey, are you gonna invite
Gene to your gathering?

557
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,347
[Julian] Yeah, I don't know,
he's kind of a Goody Two-shoes.

558
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,557
I mean, could we
even joke around?

559
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:24,685
[boy] Yeah, I need to talk about
Miss Bisselbender's pants situation.

560
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:26,687
- [laughter]
- I-- I need to process.

561
00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:28,731
- Those tweeny twerps.
- Yeah. I heard them.

562
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:30,024
We both heard them.

563
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:32,360
I didn't fall out of a window,
but it was awkward.

564
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,154
I was gonna talk to the boys,
but then I wasn't sure what to say.

565
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:38,199
And I didn't even know Louise
was Gene's sister until yesterday.

566
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,201
And I was about to say
something to those idiots,

567
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,954
but I didn't. I choked.

568
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,830
<i>Then at lunch that day,
I was about to tell you.</i>

569
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,373
<i>But I didn't because
I would have to admit</i>

570
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,458
<i>that I didn't say anything
in the library.</i>

571
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,252
And it's the exact opposite
of what you did.

572
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:52,046
You just said the nice, decent thing
without even thinking about it.

573
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:53,923
<i>Then walking home,
I was about to tell you.</i>

574
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,716
<i>And at home,
I was about to tell you.</i>

575
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:57,260
And then I tried
to just not think about it

576
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,970
and I didn't even know
if they were still having

577
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,305
the stupid gathering,
but then you found out about it

578
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,182
<i>on Friday, and I went
through it all again.</i>

579
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:05,143
<i>And then we saw
Miss Bisselbender in here.</i>

580
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,645
<i>And she showed us the crime
scene pictures and I just...</i>

581
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:10,773
<i>I just wanted to make
a dollhouse murder mystery</i>

582
00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:14,068
<i>that somehow, uh,
was like, um...</i>

583
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:18,072
An explanation and an apology
and a compliment

584
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:21,367
using murder, for a sweet kid
who doesn't judge people

585
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:24,496
by their possibly
too tight pants situations,

586
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:26,956
and who I think made
a real impression on his sister.

587
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,583
Yeah. All of that.

588
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,751
And I didn't know Mom and Dad
were gonna come.

589
00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:32,211
It was cooler in my mind
without them.

590
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:33,380
Aww, you're welcome.

591
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,048
Anyway, sorry.

592
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,300
So you're saying you didn't
know how to tell me

593
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:40,178
that the reason I didn't
get invited to the party

594
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,513
is because I'm too wonderful?

595
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:45,474
- Yeah.
- I get that. It's hard on the others.

596
00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:46,767
Louise, you can also tell me.

597
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:49,104
- Next time, right? Big sister?
- I know.

598
00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:52,815
- Or your mom.
- Uh, I'm, uh, also an option.

599
00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:55,067
- I'm a good listener.
- People, please.

600
00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:57,069
What can I say?
I communicate this way now.

601
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:58,613
I want to do
a dollhouse murder mystery

602
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,198
- about who broke the remote.
- [Bob] Wait, what?

603
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,158
[Louise] Mom and Dad, pay the woman.
We're taking this home.

604
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:03,743
- [Linda] No.
- [Bob] We can't get that.

605
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,494
Damn it. What about this one?
It's smaller,

606
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,288
but it's got a great layout
and a lot of natural light.

607
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:08,539
- No.
- Sorry.

608
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,583
This one's got blood all over it,
probably discounted.

609
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:11,709
I mean, it's thread.

610
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:14,420
Come on! Are we not walking
out of here with a dollhouse

611
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:15,796
to remember how Gene stood up

612
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:17,256
for Miss Bisselbender's
camel toe?

613
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:19,009
[Linda]
Not today, hon.