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- Oh, my God.
- So, we smashed

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- all the pumpkins...
- Yep.

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- In the pumpkin contest.
- Yep.

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And Principal Rosenthal

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is supposed to announce
the winner tomorrow.

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We have to promise each other
to never speak of this again.

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We'll never speak of this again.

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Wait, what was that?

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I don't know. Let's get out of here.

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Ugh, Gayle, what was
that on your finger?

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- It smells terrible.
- How do you know it isn't your finger?

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Oh, yeah. It's me.

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♪ Goblins, ghouls and ghosts ♪

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♪ And bears, why'd I say bears? ♪

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♪ I don't know, they're scary ♪

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♪ It's Halloween. ♪ Aah!

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Oh, Mike. Ooh, are you dressed
as a mailman for Halloween?

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Just kidding. Ha!

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That's very funny. Here's your mail.

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- And here's some candy.
- I think those are cough drops.

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Nah, they taste like cough drops,

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but they're technically candy.

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They're very good, Mike. Try one.

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I think I'll just wait until
I can eat real candy. Bye.

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- Hey, kids.
- Hi, Mr. Mailman.

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- I mean, Mr. Mike.
- Costume parade.

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Wow. You kids look great.

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I'm a Grad-iator, a gladiator
who just got his master's.

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Ooh, smart and historical.

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Tina, let me guess. You're a...

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- dinosaur.
- Nice try.

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I'm the Sherlock-ness Monster.

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I'm a mystery who solves mysteries.

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Oh, I love it. Louise,
uh, what about you?

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- I'm Peter Pan's Labyrinth.
- That's terrifying.

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- What? This?
- Linda, make her stop.

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Louise, stop scaring your father.

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- No.
- Hey, you kids put your costumes on

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a little early this year, didn't you?

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You're gonna help out down here

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before you go trick-or-treating, right?

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We put 'em on early so
they can stretch out.

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Each of us is gonna
go up a size tonight.

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All right, well, start wiping menus

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and keep an eye out for any little kids

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that are trick-or-treating early.

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Ugh. Not looking forward to seeing

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the sad looks in their little eyes

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when I give them Dad's
quote, unquote "candy."

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That candy is sophisticated,

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and some people just don't get it.

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It tastes like old leaves.

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Yeah. That's what they were going for.

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Oh, quick thing. Your Aunt Gayle
is gonna be here any minute.

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Do not say how good my hair looks.

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Even though I just had it
done and it looks amazing.

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Let's just tamp down
the compliments, okay?

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That's gonna be hard, Mom. You look...

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Why are we tamping again?

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It's just, Gayle's doing so well lately

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and I don't want to
mess with that, you know?

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Did you know she's
working with a life coach?

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Is that someone who coaches her
to be better at that board game?

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- I don't think so.
- Wait,

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we're not paying for
this life coach, are we?

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I think the first two sessions are free.

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So she just has to fix
her life in two sessions.

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I don't think Aunt Gayle
is a two-session lady.

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Shush, shush, shush, here she comes.

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- Hey, Gayle.
- Hi, kids.

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Linda, I need to speak
with you in private.

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My world is crumbling around me!

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Yeah, I think she's in a good place.

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Bob, we need the kitchen.

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- Little sister talk.
- Okay.

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Uh, I was just wiping stuff,
but I can go wipe other stuff.

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So, what is going on, Gayle?

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I got a strange letter
in the mail today. Look.

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"Pumpkin smasher!"

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Yeah, Linda.

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Because of what we did

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27 years ago.

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But it's crazy. I mean,
maybe it's just a flyer

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for a Smashing Pumpkins concert.

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I already considered that.

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But I looked it up and
they're in Italy this week

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playing the pope's birthday.

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Okay, maybe you're right.

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Maybe this is about that day.

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But who would send this?

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I don't know. What do
we do? What do we do?

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Let me get you some lunch.
I think you're just hoopy.

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That's my expression for
hungry and loopy. Hoopy.

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Bob, Gayle needs a burger. She's hoopy.

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So go back in the kitchen.

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We didn't try to listen
through the pass-through at all.

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But if we had, we would've
had trouble hearing.

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Could you talk louder next time?

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All right, sit here. Relax. Breathe.

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Not like that.

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No. Linda, your mail.

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Look! That's the same envelope I got.

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Wait, what? That's weird.

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Is it a letter from Hugh Jackman?

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Uh, yeah. It's just, uh...

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-It's just Hugh Jackman. That's right.
-Nice.

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Uh, Gayle. Uh, kitchen.

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Bob, sorry. We need the room. Again.

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Uh, okay. Uh, flip this in a minute.

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Yeah. Yeah, I got it. Yeah.

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Sounds like you're not
gonna do it. It's fine.

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"Pumpkin smasher!"

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Who the hell is sending these?

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That's what I was saying.

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I know. Gayle, let me think.

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Talk louder.

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- Kids, shoo!
- Ugh, fine.

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Bob, hold the kids down.

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- Did you flip the burger?
- Yep.

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Yep, so much.

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Okay, something's going on.

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Someone's messing with us.

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- We need to go back home.
- What? Why?

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Because we need to find
out who's messing with us.

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I say we ignore 'em. Throw 'em away.

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Take that, letter.

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My life coach, Dane Kang,

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says you have to confront your past.

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So you can either hide
your head in your butt

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or you can come with me
and we face this together.

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Also, my license is suspended
'cause I let my cat drive.

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Little bit. So I need a ride.

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Uh, all right. Uh, let me talk to Bob.

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Bob, do you remember that
terrible secret I told you about

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that Gayle and I did in high school?

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When you pooped in the convertible?

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No, different secret. Worse.

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- The pumpkin contest thing?
- Yeah.

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Yeah. I-I think the convertible
thing was worse, but...

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- Look at this.
- Whoa. That's weird.

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Gayle got one, too. She
wants to go back home

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and figure out who sent 'em, and I think

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- I have to go with her.
- No, you don't.

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I'll be back before the
kids leave to trick-or-treat.

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Oh, God. I thought it would be fun

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to be in one of these secret meetings,

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- but it's not.
- Now kiss me

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- like it's the last time you'll see me.
- Wait, what?

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No, nothing. Just kiss me regular.

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- Sick!
- I didn't even know you were dating.

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I'll be back. Maybe. Probably.

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Uh, everything's fine. Love you. Bye.

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♪ ♪

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Gayle, what are you doing here?

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- Did you follow me?
- I always follow you.

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You should turn around more
often. Why'd you come here?

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I, uh... I just wanted to
give my pumpkin some eyebrows

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so he can make more expressions.

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Yeah, that's a good point.
But you're not allowed

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to change it the night
before the contest.

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It's not fair for the rest of us

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and my pumpkin,
Mr. Face Holes, over here.

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I know. I was just embarrassed
by how bad mine was

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compared to your... Whoa! Wh-Whoa! Aah!

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- Oh, my God. Linda!
- Whoops.

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I'm such a klutzo-buttso.

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All right, let's just clean this up

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- and get out of here.
- Okay.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa!

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Gayle, no! No, no! Oh, my God.

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- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

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I broke my fall with my
wrists like you're supposed to.

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Oh, this is bad, Gayle.

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You smashed one, too.

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Yeah, but that was mine.

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You smashed someone else's.

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How the heck are we gonna explain this?

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Oh, God, you're right.
What are we gonna do?

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We got to tell somebody.
It's not our faul...

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Oh, whoa!

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Why did they put these stupid pumpkins

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so close to the edge of the table?

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So, now we have to tell someone

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- that we smashed three pumpkins.
- Or...

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we push over the whole
thing, smash all the pumpkins,

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pull out a screw in the table,
make it look like an accident

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and slip out of here
without anybody seeing us.

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- Are you serious?
- Linda, we could get in big trouble.

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It would send us down
a dark path in life.

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You in jail, me on the run
with an endless list of lovers.

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- Gayle.
- Sorry.

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Okay, let's do it. Oh,
you're already doing it. Okay.

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Goodbye, Mr. Face Holes.

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So, let me get this straight.

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Mom and Aunt Gayle just disappeared

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on a mysterious mission?

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She just has to tend

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to a little business in Hunkawtaway.

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Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Tend to
a little business, yeah.

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That doesn't sound shady at all.

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Is Mom a Breaking Bad?

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No. She's just supporting
your Aunt Gayle.

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Are Mom and Aunt Gayle
getting new boobs together?

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Or switching boobs?

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- Like Face/Off but Boob/Off?
- Mm... no.

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Trick or treat.

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Oh, we got our first trick-or-treater.

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Hi, there. Happy Halloween.

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Here you go. Uh, take a few of these.

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Um, do you have anything different?

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- These are actually pretty good.
- Eh.

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J-Just try one. You-you might like it.

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He doesn't want one, sir.
Come on, buddy. Let's go.

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How does he know he doesn't want it?

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He never tried one.

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- Trick or treat.
- Don't go here.

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- Bye.
- Wait, no.

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Oh, my God.

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We're officially a
"don't go there" place.

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You live by the weird, old candy,

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you die by the weird, old candy.

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All right, we're
closing for a little bit.

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I'm gonna go buy different candy.

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Stay here. Lock the door behind me.

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You sweep, you dustpan,

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you, um, make sure
they sweep and dustpan.

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You know we're not gonna
do any of that stuff, right?

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I know, I know. Just pretend, please.

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- I'm pretending we're done.
- Mm.

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Okay. "Who sent us those
letters?" brainstorm. Go.

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It has to be somebody
who saw us that night.

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But who? We were so careful.

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I mean, were we? Wait a minute.

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What about Marty
Deblusio-Klein? Remember?

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We bumped into him on
our way out of school.

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That's right.

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He came back because
he forgot his trumpet.

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We told him we were doing
marijuanas under the bleachers.

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- It was the perfect alibi.
- Or maybe

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it wasn't. Maybe he was suspicious.

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Hmm. Maybe we should
pay Marty Deblusio-Klein

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a little visit, see if
he sent us those letters.

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I heard he's living
at his mom's old house.

247
00:08:26,698 --> 00:08:28,592
Because he murdered her?

248
00:08:28,617 --> 00:08:30,301
No. She moved to Florida.

249
00:08:30,326 --> 00:08:32,084
Because she murdered someone?

250
00:08:32,109 --> 00:08:34,610
No. Not everyone murders someone, Gayle.

251
00:08:34,635 --> 00:08:35,877
That's not true.

252
00:08:36,234 --> 00:08:37,567
What is happening?

253
00:08:37,592 --> 00:08:39,759
We're exhausted from
watching the restaurant.

254
00:08:39,777 --> 00:08:41,611
How does it somehow look worse in here?

255
00:08:41,636 --> 00:08:44,182
We actually did sweep a little,
but then we played in it.

256
00:08:44,207 --> 00:08:46,903
- We're taking a dirt nap.
- All right, so, I think I

257
00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:48,470
did pretty good candy-wise.

258
00:08:48,495 --> 00:08:50,921
We want to trust you, Dad, but
we don't want to get hurt again.

259
00:08:50,946 --> 00:08:52,840
Are you sure it's
candy and not vitamins?

260
00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:55,563
I don't know. Why
don't you guys tell me.

261
00:08:57,517 --> 00:08:59,923
- Sour Sack Babies?
- Yeah, that's right.

262
00:08:59,948 --> 00:09:02,206
I asked a kid in the store
what the best candy was.

263
00:09:02,225 --> 00:09:03,978
His dad was concerned,

264
00:09:04,003 --> 00:09:06,596
but they both agreed
these were a huge get.

265
00:09:06,621 --> 00:09:08,294
I can't believe these weren't sold out.

266
00:09:08,319 --> 00:09:10,547
Believe it, baby. I
found these three bags

267
00:09:10,567 --> 00:09:12,099
shoved back behind some candy corn.

268
00:09:12,124 --> 00:09:15,196
Ugh. Now we have to give
these out to other people.

269
00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:17,774
It's not right.

270
00:09:17,799 --> 00:09:20,610
Tina, don't make that
sound. Look, how about this:

271
00:09:20,635 --> 00:09:21,997
whatever's left at the end of the night,

272
00:09:22,022 --> 00:09:23,508
you kids can keep for yourselves.

273
00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:25,805
- Deal. - Yay!
- There he is.

274
00:09:25,830 --> 00:09:28,876
- Whoa!
- Uh, okay. Uh, take it easy, Louise.

275
00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:30,810
Give me some. I want
to rub them on my face.

276
00:09:30,812 --> 00:09:32,452
- Tina, stop.
- Don't worry.

277
00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:33,760
We're gonna get you out of there.

278
00:09:33,785 --> 00:09:34,900
Oh, my God.

279
00:09:34,925 --> 00:09:37,316
Wow, the house hasn't changed a bit.

280
00:09:37,335 --> 00:09:38,905
They still have the cute
little bars on the windows.

281
00:09:38,929 --> 00:09:40,786
Wait, what are we gonna say to him?

282
00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:42,633
Don't worry, Linda. I've been
working on talking to humans

283
00:09:42,657 --> 00:09:44,917
with my life coach, Dane Kang.

284
00:09:44,942 --> 00:09:46,136
Happy Halloween.

285
00:09:46,161 --> 00:09:47,660
You didn't think we'd come here,

286
00:09:47,685 --> 00:09:49,420
- did you, Marty?
- Aah!

287
00:09:49,439 --> 00:09:51,773
You messed with the wrong sisters.

288
00:09:51,798 --> 00:09:54,708
Wait, Gayle? From high school? Linda?

289
00:09:54,733 --> 00:09:56,254
Hi, Marty.

290
00:09:56,279 --> 00:09:58,095
What is happening?

291
00:09:58,114 --> 00:09:59,355
You know what's happening.

292
00:09:59,380 --> 00:10:01,888
This is about the
pumpkin carving contest.

293
00:10:01,913 --> 00:10:03,527
What pumpkin carving contest?

294
00:10:03,552 --> 00:10:06,339
Uh, you know, the one from 27 years ago?

295
00:10:06,364 --> 00:10:07,680
When we were in high school?

296
00:10:07,699 --> 00:10:09,268
Wait, you mean the
one that got canceled?

297
00:10:09,292 --> 00:10:11,517
Aha! Suddenly Mr. "I Don't Know Anything

298
00:10:11,536 --> 00:10:13,192
About Pumpkin Carving Contests"

299
00:10:13,217 --> 00:10:17,128
knows a lot about a certain
pumpkin carving contest.

300
00:10:17,153 --> 00:10:18,852
So, you think I'm the one
who smashed all the pumpkins?

301
00:10:18,876 --> 00:10:21,808
And you waited 27 years
to confront me about it?

302
00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:23,196
I didn't do it, I promise.

303
00:10:23,214 --> 00:10:26,123
We know you didn't. But
you did write some letters,

304
00:10:26,148 --> 00:10:28,780
and we'd like to look at
your marker collection.

305
00:10:28,805 --> 00:10:29,937
Gayle, I'm starting to think

306
00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,362
that Marty didn't write the letters.

307
00:10:31,387 --> 00:10:33,441
- What letters?
- Eh, maybe you're right.

308
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,208
You know, I always
thought it was Scary Terry

309
00:10:35,226 --> 00:10:36,706
who smashed all those pumpkins.

310
00:10:36,731 --> 00:10:39,355
- Huh. Why would you think that?
- I mean, it's Scary Terry.

311
00:10:39,380 --> 00:10:40,524
And I heard she entered the contest,

312
00:10:40,548 --> 00:10:41,881
so, you know, maybe she thought

313
00:10:41,899 --> 00:10:44,002
she wasn't gonna win,
so she smashed 'em all.

314
00:10:44,027 --> 00:10:46,787
Maybe she's the one 
who sent the letters.

315
00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:48,442
Do you know where Scary Terry lives?

316
00:10:48,467 --> 00:10:50,584
I don't know where she lives,
but I know where she works.

317
00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:53,089
She's a pet groomer down
at To Groom It May Concern.

318
00:10:53,114 --> 00:10:55,767
- We're out of here.
- Aw, so nice to catch up with you, Marty.

319
00:10:55,792 --> 00:10:57,959
I'm so glad we stopped
by. Love your costume.

320
00:10:57,984 --> 00:10:59,225
You're a great Smurf!

321
00:10:59,250 --> 00:11:02,235
I really hope Scary
Terry's not the one sending

322
00:11:02,253 --> 00:11:03,569
- those notes.
- I know.

323
00:11:03,594 --> 00:11:05,064
Remember when she ate that spider?

324
00:11:05,089 --> 00:11:07,397
Remember when she
set that bus stop on fire?

325
00:11:07,421 --> 00:11:10,311
Yeah. Oh, boy. This is it.

326
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,020
Huh. Doesn't look like they're open.

327
00:11:12,045 --> 00:11:14,815
-Nobody's in there.
-Wait, look. There's a dog in there.

328
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,249
Or some kind of big squirrel?

329
00:11:16,267 --> 00:11:18,652
- I don't know. I'm a cat person.
- That's creepy.

330
00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:20,556
It's just sitting there. By itself.

331
00:11:20,581 --> 00:11:23,657
I guess they are open. Should we go in?

332
00:11:24,072 --> 00:11:25,923
Hello?

333
00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:28,588
Oh, hello.

334
00:11:28,613 --> 00:11:29,935
- Aah!
- Aah!

335
00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:32,712
Oh, it is a dog.

336
00:11:36,142 --> 00:11:38,547
- Hi, Terry.
- Linda? Gayle?

337
00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:41,049
- Yeah. Yeah, it's us.
- Surprise.

338
00:11:41,074 --> 00:11:42,435
What are you doing here?

339
00:11:42,460 --> 00:11:44,886
And why are you backing away from me?

340
00:11:44,911 --> 00:11:48,375
Uh, we're here 'cause, uh...
our car broke down.

341
00:11:48,399 --> 00:11:50,001
- I have a UTI!
- What?

342
00:11:50,025 --> 00:11:52,095
Yeah, we were driving
and then our car broke down

343
00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:55,577
and then Gayle's pee was
burning. Bad. Unrelated.

344
00:11:55,602 --> 00:11:58,802
So, we called a tow truck
and came in here to wait.

345
00:11:58,827 --> 00:12:02,755
Anyway, what a surprise. You're here.

346
00:12:02,780 --> 00:12:05,222
Well, it's a real treat
to see both of you.

347
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:08,921
Like "trick or treat"?

348
00:12:08,946 --> 00:12:10,037
I get it.

349
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:12,321
I like this.

350
00:12:12,346 --> 00:12:14,208
I better finish up with Jasper here.

351
00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:15,952
Do you two want to sit? We have chairs.

352
00:12:16,029 --> 00:12:18,621
I'd offer you something to eat,
but we only have dog treats.

353
00:12:18,646 --> 00:12:20,623
- I'll try a dog treat.
- Gayle, no.

354
00:12:20,648 --> 00:12:23,332
Uh, how long you been grooming pooches?

355
00:12:23,357 --> 00:12:25,241
Long enough to do this.

356
00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:27,054
- Aah!
- Oh!

357
00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:31,324
That's a fun trick
that you shouldn't do again.

358
00:12:31,342 --> 00:12:32,694
I cut people hair, too.

359
00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,864
Not officially. But I'll
give you a great rate.

360
00:12:34,889 --> 00:12:36,639
Gayle, you look like you
could use a little touch-up.

361
00:12:36,664 --> 00:12:38,894
- Or Linda?
- No. More you.

362
00:12:38,919 --> 00:12:40,810
She seems like she just got a haircut.

363
00:12:40,835 --> 00:12:43,622
- It looks great.
- Nope. Looks terrible. Awful.

364
00:12:43,647 --> 00:12:45,239
Uh, but we're fine. We don't-we don't...

365
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,409
- we don't want to take up your time.
- They're scared.

366
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:50,723
No, we're not scared.

367
00:12:50,748 --> 00:12:53,098
You know what? On the
house. Gayle, come.

368
00:12:53,123 --> 00:12:54,789
Come. Come, come.

369
00:12:56,325 --> 00:12:58,626
Good girl.

370
00:12:58,651 --> 00:13:00,259
Oh, Gayle.

371
00:13:00,472 --> 00:13:02,108
Leave the bangs.

372
00:13:02,432 --> 00:13:04,258
Happy Halloween.

373
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,025
I don't want to get ahead of ourselves,

374
00:13:06,043 --> 00:13:07,596
but I think we might be turning
into a "do go there" place.

375
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,528
Ugh. We need to slow this down

376
00:13:09,553 --> 00:13:11,229
if we're gonna have any left for us.

377
00:13:11,307 --> 00:13:13,509
Or we just go
trick-or-treating ourselves?

378
00:13:13,534 --> 00:13:14,909
No. Later for that.

379
00:13:14,934 --> 00:13:17,122
Right now, we need to
stay here and figure out

380
00:13:17,147 --> 00:13:20,142
how to protect these poor,
innocent Sour Sack Babies

381
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,185
from these horrible actual babies.

382
00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:23,704
Should we just give them cash?

383
00:13:23,728 --> 00:13:26,303
Dang it. Here comes another
one. What's their problem?

384
00:13:26,322 --> 00:13:27,546
Trick or treat.

385
00:13:27,565 --> 00:13:29,283
Welcome. Hope you like great candy,

386
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:30,641
'cause we have Sour Sack Babies.

387
00:13:30,666 --> 00:13:32,591
- Yeah, I know.
- You know?

388
00:13:32,616 --> 00:13:33,854
- Trick or treat.
- Trick or treat.

389
00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:36,434
Hey, there. Hang on. Just taking
care of grim reaper here.

390
00:13:36,459 --> 00:13:37,625
Here you go.

391
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,218
- Trick or treat.
- Oh, my God.

392
00:13:39,243 --> 00:13:40,426
You got to be freaking kidding me!

393
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:41,704
They're like ants.

394
00:13:41,729 --> 00:13:42,964
- Gimme, gimme, gimme!
- I want one!

395
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,253
O-Okay, here. Everybody,
please, just wait your turn.

396
00:13:45,278 --> 00:13:46,726
Do you have tropical Sour Sack Babies?

397
00:13:46,751 --> 00:13:50,465
- What?
- Tropical. Sour. Sack. Babies.

398
00:13:50,490 --> 00:13:51,656
No. We have this kind.

399
00:13:51,681 --> 00:13:54,073
Y-You've done Halloween before, right?

400
00:13:54,098 --> 00:13:55,234
Wait, grim reaper?

401
00:13:55,259 --> 00:13:56,553
Y-You just took some.

402
00:13:56,577 --> 00:13:58,001
- Thanks. Bye.
- Trick or treat.

403
00:13:58,354 --> 00:14:00,147
Aah! Make it stop!

404
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:02,588
Good girl. You're doing great.

405
00:14:02,613 --> 00:14:03,945
Yes, you are.

406
00:14:03,970 --> 00:14:06,229
You know, it's kind of funny

407
00:14:06,254 --> 00:14:10,393
that we're all together,
hanging out on Halloween.

408
00:14:10,418 --> 00:14:11,659
- What do you mean?
- Well,

409
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,569
we were all in that pumpkin contest

410
00:14:13,594 --> 00:14:16,156
that got canceled back in high school.

411
00:14:16,181 --> 00:14:18,165
Oh, yeah. That was a shame.

412
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,099
You know, some people think

413
00:14:20,124 --> 00:14:23,413
that someone smashed all
the pumpkins on purpose.

414
00:14:23,438 --> 00:14:25,438
What? Who would do something like that?

415
00:14:25,456 --> 00:14:27,548
Oh, I'm sure they had a good reason.

416
00:14:27,714 --> 00:14:30,420
But if you knew who it
was, what would you do?

417
00:14:30,445 --> 00:14:33,233
Maybe send weird letters to them?

418
00:14:33,258 --> 00:14:34,424
Something worse?

419
00:14:34,449 --> 00:14:36,259
Don't worry.

420
00:14:36,284 --> 00:14:37,571
Your daddy's coming soon.

421
00:14:37,596 --> 00:14:39,262
You guys know Mr. Rosenthal.

422
00:14:39,287 --> 00:14:41,620
Mr. Rosenthal? Our
principal from high school?

423
00:14:41,639 --> 00:14:44,047
Yeah. This is his dog. He's
on his way to pick him up.

424
00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:45,215
I'm sure he'd love to see you.

425
00:14:45,235 --> 00:14:47,614
FYI, he's older now. It's noticeable.

426
00:14:47,639 --> 00:14:48,713
Oh, wow.

427
00:14:48,738 --> 00:14:50,629
Yeah, yeah, that'd be nice to see him.

428
00:14:50,648 --> 00:14:52,389
- Linda got older, too.
- You know what?

429
00:14:52,408 --> 00:14:54,608
Can I go get some product?
It's for wirehaired terriers,

430
00:14:54,633 --> 00:14:56,721
but your hair has the same texture.

431
00:14:56,746 --> 00:14:58,246
Okay.

432
00:14:58,271 --> 00:14:59,418
Aah!

433
00:14:59,442 --> 00:15:01,784
- Dog toy.
- Gayle, we got to get out of here.

434
00:15:01,809 --> 00:15:04,418
What? No. We got to figure
out if Terry sent the letters,

435
00:15:04,443 --> 00:15:06,456
and if she did, we got to confront her

436
00:15:06,481 --> 00:15:08,584
and say "Stop it." You'll do that part.

437
00:15:08,609 --> 00:15:10,293
Or my new plan. We get out of here

438
00:15:10,318 --> 00:15:11,834
and send her a strongly-worded email

439
00:15:11,859 --> 00:15:12,766
when we get home.

440
00:15:12,791 --> 00:15:14,406
And maybe a negative Yelp review.

441
00:15:14,431 --> 00:15:15,673
Trick or treat.

442
00:15:15,698 --> 00:15:17,368
I was here first.

443
00:15:17,393 --> 00:15:20,129
- Trick or treat.
- Ooh, Sour Sack Babies!

444
00:15:20,154 --> 00:15:22,730
Okay. Try-try and
form a line. Everyone.

445
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,232
Parents, i-if you could
please control your kids?

446
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,832
Grim reaper? Are you serious?

447
00:15:26,851 --> 00:15:28,491
I can see that you
just put a baseball cap

448
00:15:28,519 --> 00:15:29,668
on top of your costume.

449
00:15:29,693 --> 00:15:31,314
Does your dad know you're doing this?

450
00:15:31,339 --> 00:15:32,648
It's my dad's hat.

451
00:15:32,673 --> 00:15:34,484
Okay, fine. Just take one.

452
00:15:34,509 --> 00:15:36,113
- But that's it.
- Father!

453
00:15:36,138 --> 00:15:38,263
Stop giving away candy!

454
00:15:38,288 --> 00:15:40,937
I can't help it. It's stupid Halloween.

455
00:15:40,962 --> 00:15:42,540
Wait. What's in Dad's bowl

456
00:15:42,565 --> 00:15:44,350
is our last bag! We don't have any left

457
00:15:44,368 --> 00:15:45,771
for ourselves! Somebody, do something!

458
00:15:45,795 --> 00:15:47,922
- Here. Here. Take it.
- There's just too many of them!

459
00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:49,121
- Here. Take it. Here.
- Why did Mom have to

460
00:15:49,145 --> 00:15:49,924
leave us alone on the day

461
00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:52,282
- of the child zombie candy-pocalypse?
- Here. Take it. Here.

462
00:15:52,302 --> 00:15:53,526
Gayle, come on.

463
00:15:53,544 --> 00:15:55,194
She's gonna come back any second.

464
00:15:55,212 --> 00:15:56,787
No. We're gonna see this through.

465
00:15:56,806 --> 00:15:58,634
What's she gonna do, kill us?

466
00:15:58,659 --> 00:16:01,173
I should trim your claws.
Uh, I-I mean, nails.

467
00:16:01,198 --> 00:16:02,763
Both of you. I've got a great cutter.

468
00:16:02,788 --> 00:16:04,220
It's really sharp.

469
00:16:04,245 --> 00:16:06,342
- Yeah, okay, let's go.
- Run. Run!

470
00:16:06,367 --> 00:16:08,518
Run for the car!

471
00:16:08,543 --> 00:16:11,134
Oh! And now the dog's chasing us!

472
00:16:11,154 --> 00:16:12,394
Hey!

473
00:16:12,419 --> 00:16:14,966
Run, Gayle, run! We're gonna die!

474
00:16:14,991 --> 00:16:17,076
I'm too young to die!

475
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,310
I'm so much younger than you!

476
00:16:22,323 --> 00:16:24,223
- Aah!
- Aah! Scary Terry!

477
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:27,994
Linda! Gayle! Jasper, come!

478
00:16:28,019 --> 00:16:30,548
Oh, God, why did we park so far away?

479
00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:32,642
I don't know! It
seemed like a good spot!

480
00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:34,092
Wait. Somebody's here.

481
00:16:34,117 --> 00:16:35,934
Help! Help! We're being chased!

482
00:16:35,952 --> 00:16:37,998
Forget it, Gayle. Let's just go!

483
00:16:38,023 --> 00:16:40,765
Linda? Gayle? Is that you?

484
00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:43,699
Oh, hi, Principal Rosenthal.

485
00:16:43,724 --> 00:16:46,179
Well, hello. I haven't
seen you in years.

486
00:16:46,204 --> 00:16:48,216
- How are you?
- We're very good.

487
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:50,016
You're still alive. That's nice.

488
00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:52,784
It is nice. I'm here to pick up my dog.

489
00:16:52,809 --> 00:16:54,286
He needed a haircut
'cause he's dressing up

490
00:16:54,311 --> 00:16:56,800
as James Spader from
Blacklist for Halloween.

491
00:16:56,825 --> 00:16:57,933
Ja...

492
00:16:57,958 --> 00:16:59,791
- Jasper?
- Oh, God,

493
00:16:59,809 --> 00:17:01,550
- here she comes!
- Help us.

494
00:17:01,570 --> 00:17:03,962
She's chasing us! Aah!

495
00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:06,889
You come here, little man.

496
00:17:06,914 --> 00:17:09,680
I'm so sorry, Mr. Rosenthal. He got out.

497
00:17:09,705 --> 00:17:11,037
Somebody opened his pen.

498
00:17:11,062 --> 00:17:13,229
Oh, sorry. That was an accident.

499
00:17:13,248 --> 00:17:15,938
We were running because we
thought you were chasing us,

500
00:17:15,963 --> 00:17:17,612
but you were chasing the dog?

501
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:18,803
No, I was chasing you, too.

502
00:17:18,828 --> 00:17:20,253
I have this great product.

503
00:17:20,346 --> 00:17:23,066
Remember? The thing I said
two seconds before you ran out?

504
00:17:23,091 --> 00:17:24,960
Why did you run out?
We were catching up.

505
00:17:24,985 --> 00:17:26,990
We were talking about the
pumpkin carving contest

506
00:17:27,015 --> 00:17:29,406
- that got canceled.
- Oh, God, I remember that.

507
00:17:29,431 --> 00:17:31,202
- Uh...
- You know, Linda,

508
00:17:31,227 --> 00:17:33,731
the sad thing is we never got
to announce that you were...

509
00:17:33,755 --> 00:17:35,994
Shush, shush, shush,
shush, shush, shush, uh...

510
00:17:36,019 --> 00:17:38,397
Oh, I w... I-I was just gonna
say we were gonna announce...

511
00:17:38,422 --> 00:17:40,515
♪ Oh, we're singing ♪

512
00:17:40,540 --> 00:17:43,979
- ♪ Halloween, Halloween ♪
- Oh, I was just gonna say you were...

513
00:17:44,004 --> 00:17:46,963
- ♪ It's such beautiful time of year. ♪
- What? What? What? What? What?

514
00:17:46,988 --> 00:17:49,000
Linda, you're being weird.

515
00:17:49,025 --> 00:17:51,009
We never got to announce

516
00:17:51,027 --> 00:17:52,831
that you were the winner!

517
00:17:52,856 --> 00:17:55,581
- And you said it.
- Wait, what?

518
00:17:55,606 --> 00:17:57,993
- Linda was gonna win?
- Yeah.

519
00:17:58,018 --> 00:18:00,729
Linda, did you know you were gonna win?

520
00:18:00,754 --> 00:18:03,066
I found out at school the day before.

521
00:18:03,091 --> 00:18:05,334
I was in the hall on my way to poop

522
00:18:05,359 --> 00:18:07,301
when I heard some teachers talking

523
00:18:07,326 --> 00:18:09,457
in the principal's office
about the pumpkin contest.

524
00:18:09,482 --> 00:18:12,652
Then I heard Mr. Rosenthal say
that I was gonna be the winner.

525
00:18:12,677 --> 00:18:14,843
That mine was the most creative.

526
00:18:14,868 --> 00:18:17,082
- Creative?
- I knew you'd be crushed.

527
00:18:17,107 --> 00:18:18,974
I knew how hard you worked on yours,

528
00:18:18,999 --> 00:18:20,331
and I just couldn't let it happen.

529
00:18:20,356 --> 00:18:23,536
Wait, you dropped your
pumpkin on purpose?

530
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,038
Sorta. Yeah.

531
00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:26,987
So you smashed all the pumpkins?

532
00:18:27,007 --> 00:18:30,497
Sorry. If you want to
arrest us, I understand.

533
00:18:30,522 --> 00:18:32,429
Uh, I mean, me. Gayle wasn't there.

534
00:18:32,454 --> 00:18:35,639
Wait a second. So, who sent
us those freakin' letters?

535
00:18:35,664 --> 00:18:37,482
- I don't know.
- I did.

536
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:38,673
Huh?

537
00:18:38,972 --> 00:18:41,221
- Who the hell are you?
- I'm life coach,

538
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:43,003
personal trainer and inventor Dane Kang.

539
00:18:43,028 --> 00:18:45,696
Hi, Dane Kang. Wait, it was you?

540
00:18:45,721 --> 00:18:48,169
Yes, Gayle. Of course
I sent you the letters.

541
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:49,907
And I'm proud of you. You did it.

542
00:18:49,932 --> 00:18:51,909
I did? What did I do?

543
00:18:51,934 --> 00:18:53,842
What the heck is going on?

544
00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:55,258
I knew the only way to get Gayle

545
00:18:55,276 --> 00:18:57,093
to confront her past
was to bring it back

546
00:18:57,118 --> 00:18:58,118
and shove it in her face.

547
00:18:58,143 --> 00:18:59,739
And if she rose to the challenge,

548
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:02,932
she could move forward
in all areas of her life

549
00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:04,781
and to the gold star
level of my program.

550
00:19:04,806 --> 00:19:06,079
Ooh.

551
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:08,298
I didn't know life
coaches did that stuff.

552
00:19:08,323 --> 00:19:10,242
- Oh, they don't.
- Can I have your card?

553
00:19:10,267 --> 00:19:12,009
Well, why did you
bring me into all this?

554
00:19:12,034 --> 00:19:13,609
Gayle talks about you a lot.

555
00:19:13,634 --> 00:19:16,173
- No, not that much. Maybe once.
- We've had one session,

556
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:18,182
and I feel like I've
known you all my life.

557
00:19:18,207 --> 00:19:20,040
Though I expected you to
be older and very ugly.

558
00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:22,370
Anyway, you're welcome.
You're all welcome.

559
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,835
Now I got to go pretend to be
a client's long-lost love child.

560
00:19:24,860 --> 00:19:27,283
Bye, Dane Kang. I'll call you Monday.

561
00:19:27,308 --> 00:19:28,716
Well, this was fun.

562
00:19:28,741 --> 00:19:30,861
You're gonna want to rub
this in with your fingertips.

563
00:19:30,886 --> 00:19:32,795
- Give me your hand.
- Okay.

564
00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:34,123
Trick or treat.

565
00:19:34,148 --> 00:19:36,109
Here. Last one. Yeah.

566
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:38,559
No more Sour Sack Babies, okay?

567
00:19:38,995 --> 00:19:40,773
Oh, no. Don't-don't cry.

568
00:19:40,798 --> 00:19:43,725
Here. W-We have these.
Take as many as you want.

569
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,904
Oh, my God.

570
00:19:45,929 --> 00:19:47,136
Ugh. Total disaster.

571
00:19:47,161 --> 00:19:49,039
And now we don't have
any Sour Sack Babies.

572
00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:50,714
This feels like rock bottom.

573
00:19:50,739 --> 00:19:52,419
I don't even know if I have the energy

574
00:19:52,444 --> 00:19:53,626
to trick-or-treat anymore.

575
00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:56,772
I mean, we'll go, but
my heart won't be in it.

576
00:19:56,797 --> 00:19:57,797
Just my mouth.

577
00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,171
Well, good thing I saved

578
00:19:59,196 --> 00:20:01,392
three of these things for you kids, huh?

579
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:03,038
- Yay! - Oh, my God!
- Yes!

580
00:20:03,063 --> 00:20:04,597
I could kiss you. And I will.

581
00:20:04,622 --> 00:20:05,765
Give me those lips!

582
00:20:05,790 --> 00:20:08,808
I am never handing out good candy again.

583
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:10,942
- Mm-hmm. -Yeah.
- Yep, yep, yep.

584
00:20:10,967 --> 00:20:13,420
I mean, what kind of
life coach does that?

585
00:20:13,445 --> 00:20:14,866
He's the best. That's why

586
00:20:14,891 --> 00:20:16,403
- he's $400 a session.
- What?!

587
00:20:16,428 --> 00:20:17,908
But, you know, the first two are free.

588
00:20:17,933 --> 00:20:19,319
And I think I'm fixed now,

589
00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:20,984
so I just need to
cancel your credit card.

590
00:20:21,028 --> 00:20:22,716
- Oh, God.
- Linda,

591
00:20:22,741 --> 00:20:25,209
I wish you would've just told
me that you were gonna win

592
00:20:25,234 --> 00:20:26,993
that pumpkin carving contest.

593
00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:29,329
I know. But I guess
sometimes I don't tell you

594
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:31,520
good stuff that happens to
me 'cause I don't want to,

595
00:20:31,558 --> 00:20:33,166
you know, rub it in.

596
00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:36,352
When good things happen to
you, it does make me happy.

597
00:20:36,377 --> 00:20:37,618
Is this just because

598
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:40,097
sometimes I fly into
violent rages of jealousy

599
00:20:40,122 --> 00:20:42,122
and cry in the closet until I throw up?

600
00:20:42,142 --> 00:20:44,411
- Yeah, maybe.
- Well, I still want to know

601
00:20:44,436 --> 00:20:47,063
what's happening in
your life. I love you.

602
00:20:47,088 --> 00:20:48,939
You're my sister and my best friend.

603
00:20:48,964 --> 00:20:50,481
And my archnemesis.

604
00:20:50,558 --> 00:20:52,109
I love you, too, Gayle.

605
00:20:52,134 --> 00:20:54,427
Also, my pumpkin was
way better than yours.

606
00:20:54,452 --> 00:20:57,304
Mr. Rosenthal's stupid.
Oh, speaking of pumpkins,

607
00:20:57,329 --> 00:20:58,695
look at those. They're good.

608
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,883
- Too good. I want to go smash them!
- Gayle, no!

609
00:21:00,902 --> 00:21:02,994
♪ Goblins, ghouls, ghosts and bears ♪

610
00:21:03,019 --> 00:21:04,806
♪ Why'd I say bears? ♪

611
00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:06,159
♪ I don't know, they're scary ♪

612
00:21:06,184 --> 00:21:08,034
♪ It's Halloween ♪ Aah!

613
00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:09,294
♪ Okay, bears aren't that scary ♪

614
00:21:09,318 --> 00:21:11,204
♪ They're just big and hairy ♪

615
00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:12,912
♪ They eat nuts and
berries, not scary ♪

616
00:21:12,937 --> 00:21:15,850
♪ But what the heck,
it's Halloween ♪ Aah!

617
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,135
♪ Halloween, ooh ♪

618
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:21,495
♪ Halloween, scary, scary ♪

619
00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:23,935
♪ Halloween ♪

620
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,466
♪ Halloween-ween-ween ♪

621
00:21:26,491 --> 00:21:28,830
♪ Goblins, ghouls, ghosts and bears ♪

622
00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,429
♪ Why'd I say bears? ♪

623
00:21:30,454 --> 00:21:32,816
♪ I don't know, they're
scary, it's Halloween. ♪ Aah!

624
00:21:32,841 --> 00:21:37,398
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