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Okay, great. Uh, I'll see you soon.
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Bye. Good news, everybody,
the guy still has the sink
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and it's a really good price.
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Uh, I'm gonna go check it out,
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and unless something is terribly
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wrong with it, we'll
have a new, slightly used
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- kitchen sink for the restaurant.
- All right!
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This is all happening so fast.
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Yeah, if you told me I
was gonna wake up today
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and we were getting new sink,
I would have been all, "What?"
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I know. It's very exciting.
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It's deeper than the one we have now,
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and it's got rounded corners,
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- so it's easier to clean.
- Like me.
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It's basically the sink I've wanted
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- my whole life.
- Dream big, Dad.
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The only problem is I don't
think it will fit in the back
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of our car unless I
rip out the back seat,
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which wouldn't be great, because
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- that's, uh, where the kids go.
- We can ride on the
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roof, Teen Wolf style.
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- Hey, everyone.
- Hey, Teddy.
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- Hello. -Hi.
- Hey, you.
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I mean, maybe I can just
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- cram it in there?
- What needs cramming?
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Bob's getting us a new
sink for the kitchen today.
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He's gonna buy it from a guy in, uh...
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- Where is he, Bob?
- Bridgehurst.
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It's a... It's a couple hours away.
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Right. But he's not sure
it'll fit in our car.
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Or if our car can drive for two hours.
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Oh! Oh, my God. Bob.
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- What.
- This is your lucky day!
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I'm driving through
Bridgehurst to do a job
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for Mr. Fischoeder today.
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He sold that giant ventriloquist
dummy head from the old funhouse
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to a guy who wants to use
it for his mini golf course.
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Oh, I remember that big
dummy. Didn't he have a name?
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- Big Dummy.
- It's a beautiful name.
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Anyway, I just loaded
it onto a flatbed trailer
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at Fischoeder's and
I'm gonna drive it out
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to the golf course guy.
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He's just one town
over from Bridgehurst.
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So you can come with
me and throw your sink
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in the back of my truck.
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We can catch up. Talk.
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I haven't seen you since yesterday.
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Oh, Teddy, that's so nice of you,
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but, um, I'm... I'm good.
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- Thanks.
- What are you talking about, Bob?
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Teddy's got a truck, you've got
a giant sink. This is perfect.
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I mean, Linda, I don't
want to impose on Teddy.
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Impose. Listen to this guy.
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- I know. Mr. Fancy Words.
- Nerd.
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Uh, Lin, can I talk to
you in the kitchen, please?
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Uh, I don't want to spend
two hours in a car with Teddy.
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I mean, I don't want to spend
two hours in a car with anyone.
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And with Teddy, it's
just so much talking.
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Come on, Bobby. Take the ride.
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We both know Teddy
could use the company.
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- He's a lonely guy.
- Okay, fine.
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But I'm bringing a book.
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You know we don't have books.
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So you're sure Big Dummy
never comes to life?
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I mean, pretty sure.
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- Even at night, when we're all asleep?
- Uh, I don't think so.
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What if he gets hungry?
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I assume he eats children?
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Y-You guys are freaking me out.
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Not all giant ventriloquist
heads eat children, okay?
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- This one does not.
- Guess what, Teddy?
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You and Bob are hitting
the road together.
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- We are?
- Uh, yup.
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Oh, this is gonna be great, Bob.
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We're going for a joyride.
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Uh, I don't think that's the right term.
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♪ Joyride, take it easy. ♪
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Boy ride.
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- Ooh, boy ride
- Oh, my God.
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But, uh, Teddy, we
should try and get back
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as quickly as possible
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so I can get to work in the restaurant.
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Oh, relax, Bob. We'll be fine.
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- Take all day.
- Yup. Great.
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Yeah, see the sights.
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Try taking the road less traveled.
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Get your groove back.
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Thanks, everyone.
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Meet me out front in 15 minutes, Bob,
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- ready for fun. Ow!
- Oh, your face!
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Ha. I'm just so excited. Ow!
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Is something wrong with this
door? Heh. No, no, it's me.
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That's not gonna haunt my dreams.
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I hope it does haunt mine.
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- Mom, take my picture with it.
- No.
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I don't want that picture in our family.
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Is the mini golf course
using it to scare people into
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- not golfing?
- Mini golf already scares me.
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I don't like things that are "mini."
Ugh. You ready, Bob?
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- Yup. Um, all set.
- Can you drive a stick?
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Don't worry, I can.
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Well, it's an automatic, but whatever.
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Bye, guys. Have a nice boy ride.
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Boy
ride! Boy ride! Boy ride!
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See you all very, very soon, I hope.
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Bye, everyone. Don't worry.
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I'll bring him back in one piece. Eh.
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Oh, you know what it was?
The car was already started.
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That's the sound you're hearin'.
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Well, with Dad gone,
this should be a breezy day.
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- I could use it. I've had a week.
- I heard that.
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So long, Frowny, hello,
Clowny. Wait, I'm Clowny?
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You know, you're just a little
more loosey-goosey at work.
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And when you blow your
nose it makes a honking sound.
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Oh. Huh.
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Would you prefer we call you
and Dad "Cranky and Skanky?"
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No, no, Clowny's better.
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So many empty Tupperwares in here.
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- I'm sitting on one.
- Yeah, I meant to stack those.
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Hey, if you want, you can find
the lids that match the bottoms.
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That's fun. Make it like a game.
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I-I don't think that's a fun game.
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Hey, Bob, if you need to fart
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like you just did, just tell me.
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- I'll pull over and you can get out.
- I didn't fart.
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There's no reason we both
have to suffer, right?
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Teddy, I did not fart.
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- I'll find a safe spot to pull over.
- Teddy...
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You get out. You rip a fart.
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- You get back in the car.
- I didn't fart!
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That was either you, or
the truck smells like that.
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- I didn't fart.
- Eh, forget about it.
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Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.
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So, what do you want
to talk about? Sports?
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- Deep stuff? Love?
- Mm-mm.
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- Heartbreak?
- No.
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- New beginnings?
- Mm-mm.
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- Favorite tools?
- Mmm.
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Funny Internet videos?
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- Um...
- Hey, Bob, do me a favor
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and hold that window shut.
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Sometimes it starts whistling
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when I get up around 50.
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Do I have to hold this the whole trip?
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No. Just while we're
going faster than 50.
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Anyway, ooh. Do you wear
socks when you sleep?
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Um, no.
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I'm thinking about
trying one on and one off.
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Hear me out. It all
started when I was a kid.
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I lost one of my socks.
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But that was just the beginning.
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Oh, my God.
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Whoops. That one was me.
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So, long story short, my
butt is apparently lopsided,
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and that's why I had
to return the pants.
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- Uh-huh.
- This is great, huh, Bob?
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Two friends on the open road,
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seeing the world together
with all of its mysteries.
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- Right?
- I mean, we're just running an errand.
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He's a lonely guy.
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Boy ride! Boy ride! Boy ride!
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I mean, yeah, this is, uh,
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this is definitely great, Teddy.
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Wait, why are you exiting?
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- I figure we can grab lunch.
- Lunch?
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- Isn't it a little early?
- Maybe a little,
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but this gas station up
here has the best hot dogs.
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I drive this way all the time.
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I make a lot of hot dog
stops, and these are top-notch.
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Eh, maybe it's 'cause
they got the rollers
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so they turn at just the right speed.
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- Okay.
- Cooking stuff.
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- Way above our heads, right, pal?
- Mm.
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Wait. Let me see who's working
right now, Kendall or Phil.
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You know the people who work here?
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Of course. Shh, shh.
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Trust me, you do not
want to get Kendall.
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Let's just say if you drop
one mega-sip soda on the floor
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and you do your best to clean it up,
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you'll still hear about it for months.
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Yes! It's Phil.
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- High-five!
- Mm.
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Here. People ordered some stuff.
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Can you run these out to the
couple in the first booth?
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Eh, I suppose I can swing it.
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Wait. How do they want
this burger cooked?
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I didn't ask. That's personal.
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Go ask, please.
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- Mom, do we have bacon?
- Yes, we do.
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Good. One cheeseburger, no tomato.
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- And a bacon snack for me.
- No bacon for you right now.
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Poop.
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- Damn it.
- What was that noise?
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Bus-Tub Jenga. I lost.
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No more Bus-Tub Jenga, kids.
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We're getting a little busy in here.
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- Bus-Tub Twister?
- No.
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Oh, boy.
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Lot of people.
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Yeah, I just, uh,
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put the hot dogs on the rollers,
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press the on switch, and voilà!
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There's got to be more
to it. He's being modest.
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So, uh, what do we owe
you for the hot dogs?
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- New nugget, Phil?
- Yep. Good eye.
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Almost one gram.
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Phil here pans for gold.
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Every chance I get.
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Is there a lot of gold around here?
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- You'd be surprised.
- In which way?
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- How little.
- Then I'm not surprised,
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- I guess, because...
- Yeah, but I don't do it for the gold.
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I do it for the quality time
with my lady: Mother Nature.
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I don't have a girlfriend.
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- Which is nuts. Look at you.
- Huh. Anyway, uh,
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we should definitely get going.
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Uh, so please take this
money for the hot dogs.
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Don't forget, you're worthy of love.
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Hey, can you even eat hot dogs?
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Why wouldn't I be able to eat a hot dog?
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You're a burger guy.
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Hot dogs and burgers are enemies, right?
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No. I-I think they're friends.
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- Frenemies?
- Oh, my God, are we stopping again?
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This place has the cleanest
bathrooms for miles.
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I liked that hot dog,
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but it did not like me.
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- Oh. Terrific.
- You sure you don't need to go?
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- No.
- No, you're not sure, or
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- no, you don't have to go?
- I don't have to go!
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Okay, relax. Can I borrow
a couple of bucks?
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This place makes you buy
something to use the restrooms,
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- and I only have twenties.
- So use a twenty.
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They don't like breaking big bills, Bob.
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I don't want to be Mr. Big
Shot "Can you break a twenty?"
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Mm.
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So, you ladies are
in some sort of group, it looks like.
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Yeah! We're the Bon Viv-aunts.
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We're all aunts who get
together once a month
242
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and do something fun.
243
00:08:24,299 --> 00:08:25,778
'Cause we don't have
kids and can do stuff.
244
00:08:25,803 --> 00:08:27,758
And this month your fun
thing is coming here?
245
00:08:27,783 --> 00:08:29,955
Uh, no. We're going
go-carting after this.
246
00:08:29,980 --> 00:08:33,633
Oh. Well, look over the menu and
one of my professional children
247
00:08:33,658 --> 00:08:35,178
will be right over to take your orders.
248
00:08:35,203 --> 00:08:36,536
- M'kay?
- Okay.
249
00:08:36,555 --> 00:08:38,980
Just so you know, a few
more of us may trickle in.
250
00:08:39,005 --> 00:08:40,298
Oh, great.
251
00:08:40,317 --> 00:08:41,817
The more Bon Viv-aunts, the merrier.
252
00:08:41,842 --> 00:08:43,938
Kids, follow me. Family meeting.
253
00:08:43,962 --> 00:08:45,873
Should we try to get Dad on a Zoom?
254
00:08:45,897 --> 00:08:47,691
Okay, now we're slammed out there,
255
00:08:47,716 --> 00:08:49,658
so we're gonna get these people fed.
256
00:08:49,683 --> 00:08:52,143
- Kids, are you listening?
- No. Is that bad?
257
00:08:52,162 --> 00:08:53,697
Hey, hey, pay attention.
258
00:08:53,722 --> 00:08:55,479
We're gonna refill
waters, collect money,
259
00:08:55,499 --> 00:08:57,815
give correct change, and
say, "Thank you for coming."
260
00:08:57,835 --> 00:09:00,318
Got it. "Thank you for
coming." Um, I'll do it better.
261
00:09:00,337 --> 00:09:02,270
And we're gonna push
the burger of the day,
262
00:09:02,295 --> 00:09:04,145
and we're gonna ask, "Do
you want fries with that?"
263
00:09:04,170 --> 00:09:06,245
Because that's what I
would do if I was out there.
264
00:09:06,270 --> 00:09:08,545
But I'm back here today, so
you got to be me, all right?
265
00:09:08,570 --> 00:09:10,853
- Costume change!
- We'll do our best.
266
00:09:10,878 --> 00:09:13,159
- Which, as you know, is not great.
- All right, all right.
267
00:09:13,184 --> 00:09:15,570
Whoever sells the
most burgers of the day
268
00:09:15,595 --> 00:09:18,131
and the most fries gets to be...
269
00:09:18,156 --> 00:09:19,322
Employee of the Day!
270
00:09:19,347 --> 00:09:21,231
Which has a cash prize?
271
00:09:21,255 --> 00:09:22,609
- No.
- Any prize?
272
00:09:22,633 --> 00:09:24,855
The prize is being the
Employee of the Day.
273
00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:26,701
Even Bus-Tub Jenga has a prize.
274
00:09:26,726 --> 00:09:28,882
Yeah, not having to
clean up Bus-Tub Jenga.
275
00:09:28,907 --> 00:09:31,667
Okay, fine! Whoever
sells the most gets...
276
00:09:31,692 --> 00:09:35,055
a 20-second pull from the
soft serve machine, ah?
277
00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:36,931
- Holy...
- Whoa. - Really?
278
00:09:36,956 --> 00:09:38,807
- How about that?
- A 20-second pull?
279
00:09:38,832 --> 00:09:41,543
- That's an eternity.
- That could fill my whole body.
280
00:09:41,568 --> 00:09:45,041
Wait, can we do it, like, straight
from the nozzle into our mouths?
281
00:09:45,066 --> 00:09:47,923
No! Too many people have
died that way. I assume.
282
00:09:47,948 --> 00:09:50,023
That's why it's so
tantalizing... It's forbidden.
283
00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:51,807
I-I don't need to be under the nozzle.
284
00:09:51,832 --> 00:09:54,166
We're talking about, like,
a crap-load of ice cream.
285
00:09:54,191 --> 00:09:56,174
- So I'm in.
- Fine. - Me, too.
286
00:09:56,199 --> 00:09:57,439
Okay, good. Now, get out there.
287
00:09:57,464 --> 00:09:59,222
Leave it all on the field. No mercy.
288
00:09:59,247 --> 00:10:00,471
Pep talk! Go!
289
00:10:01,119 --> 00:10:03,491
What is taking him so long?
290
00:10:03,516 --> 00:10:05,424
Oh, Tupperware!
291
00:10:05,449 --> 00:10:07,701
- Oh, this again?
- Come on!
292
00:10:09,794 --> 00:10:13,237
Hey, Teddy, uh, sorry, but
we should really get going.
293
00:10:13,262 --> 00:10:15,412
Okay. Just let me go
to the bathroom first.
294
00:10:15,437 --> 00:10:16,915
Wait, you haven't gone
to the bathroom yet?
295
00:10:16,940 --> 00:10:20,267
Eh. I don't know how to say
this in mixed company, Bob,
296
00:10:20,292 --> 00:10:21,884
but it changed its mind a few times.
297
00:10:22,021 --> 00:10:24,613
- It sounds like a fickle pickle.
- Bob, Bonnie. Bonnie, Bob.
298
00:10:24,638 --> 00:10:26,834
- Hello. - Hi. -
Bonnie owns the place.
299
00:10:26,874 --> 00:10:28,935
That's her new tow
truck. Pretty sweet, huh?
300
00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:31,518
See the boom on that thing?
Give me a break with that winch.
301
00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:34,043
Yeah, that's a really...
that's a really great boom.
302
00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:35,476
I'm happy with the boom.
303
00:10:35,506 --> 00:10:37,914
Speaking of booms, Teddy,
do you want to...
304
00:10:37,939 --> 00:10:40,464
Right. Okay, let's give this a shot.
305
00:10:44,256 --> 00:10:47,753
So, I might just go wait in the...
306
00:10:47,778 --> 00:10:49,588
Bob's a small business owner, too!
307
00:10:49,613 --> 00:10:51,555
You-you guys can talk about that.
308
00:10:51,580 --> 00:10:54,414
- Oh, really?
- No, Teddy, don't do that.
309
00:10:54,433 --> 00:10:56,416
Don't-don't call through
the bathroom door.
310
00:10:56,635 --> 00:10:57,818
It's not necessary.
311
00:10:57,843 --> 00:10:59,342
Oh, Bob, pick out a gum for me.
312
00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,081
I-I didn't buy anything yet.
313
00:11:01,106 --> 00:11:03,848
Oh, don't worry about that,
Teddy. This one's on me.
314
00:11:03,873 --> 00:11:04,947
Nope, rules are rules.
315
00:11:04,972 --> 00:11:06,656
Bob, read me the gums they have.
316
00:11:06,681 --> 00:11:09,308
I don't like cinnamon or mint or berry
317
00:11:09,333 --> 00:11:10,741
or anything that's too chewy.
318
00:11:10,766 --> 00:11:12,886
I'm gonna go wait in the
truck. Nice to meet you. Bye.
319
00:11:12,935 --> 00:11:14,296
Bobby! The gum!
320
00:11:15,724 --> 00:11:17,959
So, what's the weirdest
thing you ever towed?
321
00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:23,142
Louise, no. Bring it back.
That's Gene's cheeseburger
322
00:11:23,167 --> 00:11:25,450
- well done.
- Then where's my no-cheese medium?
323
00:11:25,475 --> 00:11:28,178
There it is. Tina, bring
it back, bring it back.
324
00:11:28,203 --> 00:11:29,363
- Uh, sorry.
- Oh, uh...
325
00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:31,416
Wait, I had a cheeseburger well done?
326
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,344
- Gene!
- All these burgers look the same.
327
00:11:33,369 --> 00:11:34,629
Should we make them different shapes?
328
00:11:34,674 --> 00:11:36,190
Is this a good time to get an update
329
00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:38,326
on who's winning the
contest and how it's me?
330
00:11:38,351 --> 00:11:40,787
Oh, hold on, let me check.
No! You're all losing!
331
00:11:40,812 --> 00:11:42,829
- What?!
- But I just sold a burger of the day.
332
00:11:42,854 --> 00:11:44,128
And fries, I think.
333
00:11:44,202 --> 00:11:45,782
And then you gave it
to the wrong person.
334
00:11:45,807 --> 00:11:47,933
These Bon Viv-aunts
are so high-maintenance.
335
00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:50,292
They insist on getting
the food that they ordered.
336
00:11:50,312 --> 00:11:52,034
More like Bon Diva-aunts.
337
00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:53,939
Okay, you know what?
Here's what's gonna happen.
338
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:55,919
I'm coming out there.
I'm gonna run food,
339
00:11:55,944 --> 00:11:57,852
I'm gonna take orders,
and I'm still gonna cook.
340
00:11:57,877 --> 00:12:00,330
What about Employee of the
Day? And ice cream of the mouth?
341
00:12:00,355 --> 00:12:03,282
Ha! I bet I can outsell
all three of you combined.
342
00:12:03,307 --> 00:12:04,899
So I'm entering the contest.
343
00:12:05,051 --> 00:12:06,803
And when I win, you have to watch me
344
00:12:06,828 --> 00:12:08,736
eat the ice cream in front of you. Huh?
345
00:12:08,830 --> 00:12:10,841
From the nozzle!
346
00:12:10,866 --> 00:12:13,247
You said we weren't allowed!
347
00:12:13,272 --> 00:12:15,135
You're still not allowed,
'cause you're gonna lose.
348
00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:18,495
But if we win, all three of us
get ice cream off the nozzle.
349
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,281
Yeah, you can have that sad dream.
350
00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:21,730
That'll never happen.
351
00:12:21,755 --> 00:12:24,045
You've made a powerful
enemy, Linda Belcher!
352
00:12:24,070 --> 00:12:27,882
Okay, uh, looks like
we take the next left,
353
00:12:27,907 --> 00:12:30,470
and the diner where
I'm gonna get the sink
354
00:12:30,495 --> 00:12:31,811
should be right there. That's it.
355
00:12:31,836 --> 00:12:33,789
You don't have to hold
that window shut right now.
356
00:12:33,814 --> 00:12:34,980
We're not going fast.
357
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:36,597
That's good. It definitely hurts
358
00:12:36,691 --> 00:12:39,417
to hold it shut this whole time.
359
00:12:39,435 --> 00:12:41,046
Okay, thanks. Sorry again
360
00:12:41,071 --> 00:12:42,824
for being so much later
than we talked about.
361
00:12:42,848 --> 00:12:45,665
He, uh, he stopped many times.
362
00:12:45,684 --> 00:12:47,172
Ah, that's fine. Enjoy the sink.
363
00:12:47,197 --> 00:12:48,685
- I will.
- Okay, then.
364
00:12:48,854 --> 00:12:50,837
See, Teddy? That's
how you run an errand.
365
00:12:50,856 --> 00:12:52,379
No small talk, no fuss,
366
00:12:52,416 --> 00:12:54,453
just a clean, efficient exchange.
367
00:12:54,478 --> 00:12:56,760
Hey, you. New used sink.
368
00:12:56,785 --> 00:12:58,634
I've been looking
forward to meeting you.
369
00:12:58,659 --> 00:12:59,926
Let's get us home.
370
00:12:59,951 --> 00:13:01,399
- Teddy, is that you?
- Gerry?
371
00:13:01,424 --> 00:13:02,965
Why-why is this happening to me?
372
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,371
What are you doing here?
373
00:13:04,403 --> 00:13:06,687
I'm running Big Dummy here
up to the mini golf course,
374
00:13:06,712 --> 00:13:08,754
and I'm also delivering this giant head.
375
00:13:09,804 --> 00:13:11,723
- Ow.
- Ah, just kidding.
376
00:13:11,748 --> 00:13:13,361
Bob, Gerry. Gerry, Bob.
377
00:13:13,386 --> 00:13:15,715
Gerry here has an antique
store not too far from here.
378
00:13:15,740 --> 00:13:17,625
I built him some shelves a while ago.
379
00:13:17,650 --> 00:13:19,539
I double-checked to make
sure they were level,
380
00:13:19,558 --> 00:13:21,708
so the worn-out old
plates didn't fall off.
381
00:13:21,727 --> 00:13:23,301
They're not worn out, they're antiques.
382
00:13:23,396 --> 00:13:24,597
It's what we sell.
383
00:13:24,622 --> 00:13:27,073
Gerry.
384
00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:28,692
Hey, do you still play the lute?
385
00:13:28,717 --> 00:13:30,909
I sure dute. Switched
to electric, though.
386
00:13:30,934 --> 00:13:33,799
Electric lute? Ooh, I'd
love to hear that sometime.
387
00:13:33,824 --> 00:13:36,176
- Well, you, sir, are in luck.
- Oh, no.
388
00:13:36,201 --> 00:13:38,564
My metal band is practicing
in the garage right now.
389
00:13:38,589 --> 00:13:41,614
Called Iron Prostate.
The singer is a urologist.
390
00:13:41,639 --> 00:13:44,306
- No. No. No.
- Yes to all of that.
391
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,116
Uh, yeah, that sounds so good.
392
00:13:46,141 --> 00:13:47,878
But we should probably get going.
393
00:13:47,903 --> 00:13:50,731
Bob, come on, just ten minutes.
15 minutes tops.
394
00:13:50,756 --> 00:13:53,072
It's our first practice ever, so...
395
00:13:53,092 --> 00:13:56,409
- should be fun.
- Great, great, great, great, great.
396
00:13:56,429 --> 00:13:57,653
Hello, Tokyo!
397
00:13:57,678 --> 00:13:59,528
We're pretending we're playing in Tokyo.
398
00:13:59,553 --> 00:14:01,150
♪ Yeah... ! ♪
399
00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:03,934
♪ Ba-la-la-la, da-na-na,
da-na-na, la-la-la! ♪
400
00:14:04,161 --> 00:14:05,780
Man, that band was great!
401
00:14:05,805 --> 00:14:07,397
You're quiet, Bob. Are you thinking
402
00:14:07,422 --> 00:14:09,589
- about what a fun day this has been?
- Mm-hmm.
403
00:14:09,614 --> 00:14:11,994
- Window, Bob.
- I really hate this window.
404
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,594
Next stop, dropping off
Big Dummy, then home.
405
00:14:14,613 --> 00:14:16,838
- Great.
- And one quick stop before that.
406
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:18,982
- Wait, what? No. No.
- I swear it'll be fast.
407
00:14:19,007 --> 00:14:21,072
- Please no.
- Okay, not fast fast,
408
00:14:21,097 --> 00:14:23,489
but I'm literally just
dropping off these Tupperwares.
409
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:24,938
Did you get all the lids on?
410
00:14:24,963 --> 00:14:26,911
I meant to, but I had
to hold the window, so...
411
00:14:26,936 --> 00:14:29,419
Okay, I'll hold the window
shut. You do the lids.
412
00:14:29,444 --> 00:14:32,456
No, stop. Teddy. I... I will do it.
413
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,667
Thanks for coming by!
414
00:14:34,692 --> 00:14:36,467
Let me top off your waters, hon.
415
00:14:36,492 --> 00:14:38,428
Here you go. Burger
of the day and fries.
416
00:14:38,453 --> 00:14:40,815
- Oh, fork!
- Wow. Thank you.
417
00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:43,433
Eh, fork-get about it.
418
00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:45,430
How the hell are we
supposed to keep up with her?
419
00:14:45,455 --> 00:14:48,197
- She's a machine!
- She's some sort of restaurant wizard.
420
00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:49,554
Or a restaurant witch.
421
00:14:49,648 --> 00:14:51,936
What the hell are you guys
doing just standing here?
422
00:14:51,961 --> 00:14:55,118
We've got a contest to win.
Stop bussing and start selling.
423
00:14:55,143 --> 00:14:57,259
I'm paralyzed by a
combination of fear and awe.
424
00:14:57,284 --> 00:14:58,691
I'm just tired.
425
00:14:58,716 --> 00:15:00,693
Come on, there's three
of us and one of her.
426
00:15:00,718 --> 00:15:01,808
We can do this.
427
00:15:01,827 --> 00:15:03,914
We're talking about getting ice cream
428
00:15:03,939 --> 00:15:06,365
- straight from the nozzle!
- Ah, you're right.
429
00:15:06,390 --> 00:15:08,911
I'll do whatever it takes to
get my mouth under that thing!
430
00:15:08,936 --> 00:15:10,783
- That's the spirit.
- Same here.
431
00:15:10,808 --> 00:15:12,680
So, take Mom out? Too far?
432
00:15:12,705 --> 00:15:14,631
Maybe. We'll see. Let's go!
433
00:15:15,073 --> 00:15:16,500
I'll be the first to admit it,
434
00:15:16,525 --> 00:15:18,618
it took a little longer
than I thought to get here.
435
00:15:18,643 --> 00:15:20,463
Only twice as long as you said.
436
00:15:20,488 --> 00:15:22,138
I-I didn't notice it at all.
437
00:15:22,163 --> 00:15:24,497
There it is! I'm just
gonna hand these to him,
438
00:15:24,522 --> 00:15:26,096
and I'll be right back... No chitchat.
439
00:15:26,121 --> 00:15:27,915
Even though he was very
excited about this cornbread.
440
00:15:28,072 --> 00:15:30,072
And it's the only time
I've been paid in cornbread.
441
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,983
And I have a lot of
questions about the cornbread.
442
00:15:32,007 --> 00:15:34,826
But it-it's okay, I'll
follow up with him later.
443
00:15:35,139 --> 00:15:37,372
Hello, sink. Are you
having fun back there?
444
00:15:37,397 --> 00:15:40,731
I kind of wish I was riding
with you and not that man.
445
00:15:40,756 --> 00:15:43,850
I can't wait to rinse things in you.
I hope that didn't sound crude.
446
00:15:43,869 --> 00:15:46,126
- Why do you still have those?
- He's not home.
447
00:15:46,151 --> 00:15:48,512
All the lights are off, and
he's not answering the doorbell.
448
00:15:48,537 --> 00:15:51,001
It's okay, we can just wait
in the truck for a little bit.
449
00:15:51,026 --> 00:15:53,313
No, Teddy, just leave the
Tupperware at the door,
450
00:15:53,338 --> 00:15:54,504
and let's go.
451
00:15:54,529 --> 00:15:56,195
Leave it at the door? Are you crazy?
452
00:15:56,215 --> 00:15:57,363
Someone might steal it!
453
00:15:57,388 --> 00:15:58,917
No one's gonna steal Tupperware!
454
00:15:58,942 --> 00:16:00,700
Ah, I'll just bring it
back some other time.
455
00:16:00,725 --> 00:16:02,300
Hey, you can come with me if you want.
456
00:16:02,325 --> 00:16:04,257
No! I mean, no, thank you.
457
00:16:04,282 --> 00:16:06,033
Suit yourself. So, uh,
458
00:16:06,058 --> 00:16:08,374
you want to hop out and help
me turn this thing around?
459
00:16:08,394 --> 00:16:09,876
- Wait, what?
- It's gonna be tight.
460
00:16:09,895 --> 00:16:12,415
Probably a five-point
turn, maybe seven.
461
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:13,949
I could use your eyes out there.
462
00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,243
Okay, sure.
463
00:16:15,268 --> 00:16:16,935
Call out directions
and rotate your hands
464
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,098
like you're turning the
steering wheel, okay?
465
00:16:19,123 --> 00:16:21,532
- How is that helpful?
- It's just simpler that way.
466
00:16:21,557 --> 00:16:23,160
Like you're operating my hands.
467
00:16:23,185 --> 00:16:24,920
Do you want to practice a little first?
468
00:16:24,945 --> 00:16:27,791
- No, Teddy, I think I got it.
- You sure?
469
00:16:27,816 --> 00:16:29,966
These things can be pretty
stressful in the moment.
470
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,140
- I'm good, Teddy.
- Okay.
471
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,476
All right, cut the wheels this way.
472
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,827
Okay, stop.
473
00:16:35,852 --> 00:16:38,106
- Now this way.
- Wait, which way?
474
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,842
You need to turn the
wheels to the right,
475
00:16:39,867 --> 00:16:41,962
so I'm turning to the
right, like you said.
476
00:16:41,987 --> 00:16:43,497
So turn the wheel to the right, Teddy.
477
00:16:43,522 --> 00:16:46,632
Yeah, but I'm looking at you
in the mirror, so it's reversed.
478
00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:48,247
Just turn the wheels right!
479
00:16:48,267 --> 00:16:50,175
- This way?
- No!
480
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,959
Stop! Stop! Stop!
481
00:16:51,991 --> 00:16:53,563
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God!
482
00:16:53,588 --> 00:16:55,347
No, no, no! Big Dummy!
483
00:16:55,701 --> 00:16:57,476
Great! Now we're stuck.
484
00:16:57,501 --> 00:16:59,838
- Oh, my God.
- And look at Big Dummy!
485
00:16:59,863 --> 00:17:01,327
What did you do, Bob?
486
00:17:01,352 --> 00:17:03,649
Me? I did it the way you told me to!
487
00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:04,689
No, you didn't, Bob.
488
00:17:04,714 --> 00:17:06,439
This is why we should have practiced.
489
00:17:06,464 --> 00:17:08,723
Well, I shouldn't have been
giving you directions at all.
490
00:17:08,748 --> 00:17:10,505
I shouldn't have even come on this trip.
491
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,993
I should have just driven myself
492
00:17:12,018 --> 00:17:14,294
and tied the sink to
the top of my stupid car.
493
00:17:14,319 --> 00:17:15,993
Yeah, well, why didn't you, Bob?
494
00:17:16,018 --> 00:17:18,497
- Because I felt sorry for you, okay?
- What?
495
00:17:18,522 --> 00:17:20,279
This isn't a boy ride, Teddy!
496
00:17:20,299 --> 00:17:22,299
I'm your pity passenger!
497
00:17:22,331 --> 00:17:24,338
What's all the ruckus?
498
00:17:27,104 --> 00:17:29,335
Hey, Mr. Estock. It's me, Teddy.
499
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:32,003
Sorry I dropped a giant
ventriloquist head on your lawn.
500
00:17:32,028 --> 00:17:33,634
I mean, Bob kind of did.
501
00:17:33,659 --> 00:17:35,220
I came to return your Tupperware.
502
00:17:35,245 --> 00:17:37,529
This is Bob, who I
thought was my friend,
503
00:17:37,554 --> 00:17:40,057
but I guess he's just my pity passenger.
504
00:17:40,082 --> 00:17:41,479
Oh. Hello.
505
00:17:41,504 --> 00:17:43,210
I thought I was your friend, Teddy,
506
00:17:43,235 --> 00:17:46,001
but friends don't hold
friends hostage in their truck
507
00:17:46,026 --> 00:17:49,452
while they talk to every single
person at every single exit!
508
00:17:49,477 --> 00:17:50,960
And now we're stuck here.
509
00:17:50,985 --> 00:17:53,447
Sorry, Mr. Estock, it seems
like a nice neighborhood.
510
00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:55,510
It was nice, until this.
511
00:17:55,535 --> 00:17:57,868
I'll call and get a tow.
512
00:17:57,893 --> 00:17:59,225
His eyes follow me.
513
00:17:59,327 --> 00:18:01,903
It knows what I'm thinking.
514
00:18:01,928 --> 00:18:03,261
... one for us,
515
00:18:03,286 --> 00:18:04,693
and the last one's Mom's.
516
00:18:04,718 --> 00:18:07,793
Damn it! Mom beat us by one
frickin' burger of the day.
517
00:18:07,858 --> 00:18:09,228
No... !
518
00:18:09,253 --> 00:18:10,418
We almost had it all.
519
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,974
We worked so hard, and for what?
520
00:18:12,999 --> 00:18:14,979
- Aw.
- Just a well-run restaurant
521
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:17,026
and a bunch of satisfied bon fa-faunts.
522
00:18:17,155 --> 00:18:20,990
Oh, uh, wait a minute, uh,
I didn't sell these fries.
523
00:18:21,015 --> 00:18:22,407
Gene sold these fries.
524
00:18:22,432 --> 00:18:24,415
It was my table, but
they got his attention
525
00:18:24,434 --> 00:18:25,924
and added another order of fries.
526
00:18:25,949 --> 00:18:28,025
Yeah, they called me
Pumpkin and I liked it.
527
00:18:28,050 --> 00:18:29,642
Everyone call me Pumpkin from now on.
528
00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:31,667
So technically, Gene gets that sale.
529
00:18:31,692 --> 00:18:33,003
- You guys win.
- We do?
530
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:34,456
Yeah. It's official.
531
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:36,057
You're the Employees of the Day.
532
00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:38,573
- Yay!
- We win, you lose!
533
00:18:38,598 --> 00:18:40,949
We win, you
lose! We win, you lose!
534
00:18:40,974 --> 00:18:43,630
- Okay, okay.
- Hey, don't feel too bad, Mom.
535
00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:45,580
- You were pretty amazing today.
- Yeah?
536
00:18:45,605 --> 00:18:47,438
Yeah, we thought you
were the laid-back one,
537
00:18:47,457 --> 00:18:49,280
but it turns out that's just
'cause you make it look easy.
538
00:18:49,305 --> 00:18:51,643
You're actually a
beast. A gorgeous beast.
539
00:18:51,668 --> 00:18:53,260
We should be calling you Pumpkin.
540
00:18:53,285 --> 00:18:55,092
Aw. Me, Pumpkin.
541
00:18:55,117 --> 00:18:57,609
- I said "should."
- You cooked, you served,
542
00:18:57,634 --> 00:18:59,876
and you didn't gripe
about it like Dad does.
543
00:18:59,901 --> 00:19:01,104
Do we need him? Cut him out?
544
00:19:01,129 --> 00:19:02,401
Split the money four ways?
545
00:19:02,426 --> 00:19:04,668
Nah, it'd be too hard
to change the sign.
546
00:19:04,693 --> 00:19:05,877
Hey, go get your ice cream.
547
00:19:05,902 --> 00:19:07,644
- Oh! Whoa! Aah!
- Nozzle! - Gimme!
548
00:19:07,669 --> 00:19:08,641
Let me in there!
549
00:19:08,666 --> 00:19:10,271
Ah, yum-yum-yum- yumyum-yum...
550
00:19:10,296 --> 00:19:12,056
Gene, slow down! You're gonna choke!
551
00:19:12,081 --> 00:19:14,154
I don't care! Yum-yum-yum-yum...
552
00:19:14,179 --> 00:19:15,995
Yeah, you should be good to go.
553
00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:18,112
Thanks, Bonnie. Hey,
remember when I asked you
554
00:19:18,137 --> 00:19:19,988
what's the weirdest
thing you ever towed?
555
00:19:20,013 --> 00:19:21,271
It's gotta be this now, right?
556
00:19:21,296 --> 00:19:23,376
Nope. Still the mobile tattoo parlor.
557
00:19:23,401 --> 00:19:25,327
Lot of complaints about those tattoos.
558
00:19:25,352 --> 00:19:27,518
- Not from this gal, though.
- Hey, what is that?
559
00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:29,115
It's Blinky from Pac-Man.
560
00:19:29,146 --> 00:19:31,558
Ha-ha! I bet there's a story there.
561
00:19:31,576 --> 00:19:33,710
Me and my brother used
562
00:19:33,734 --> 00:19:35,596
to play Pac-Man together.
He got "Clyde."
563
00:19:35,621 --> 00:19:37,482
- Ah, that's nice.
- Oh, Teddy,
564
00:19:37,507 --> 00:19:39,704
you like asking people
about themselves, don't you?
565
00:19:39,729 --> 00:19:41,061
Well, yeah.
566
00:19:41,086 --> 00:19:43,903
- People are interesting.
- Teddy fixed the porch for me.
567
00:19:43,928 --> 00:19:46,280
He wasn't here half the
day, and he got me talking
568
00:19:46,305 --> 00:19:48,381
about my late wife's cornbread recipe.
569
00:19:48,406 --> 00:19:51,795
- How was it, by the way?
- It was really somethin'.
570
00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:54,041
- I ran out of corn.
- That explains it.
571
00:19:54,066 --> 00:19:55,399
Well, we better get going.
572
00:19:55,599 --> 00:19:57,040
Why are you staring, Bob?
573
00:19:57,165 --> 00:19:58,741
Hey, Teddy? I...
574
00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:00,760
I-I want to say something.
575
00:20:00,990 --> 00:20:03,748
I guess maybe I thought you were lonely,
576
00:20:03,773 --> 00:20:05,940
but you're really not, at all.
577
00:20:05,965 --> 00:20:07,965
You make friends wherever you go,
578
00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:10,670
and you're so interested
in people, all the time.
579
00:20:10,855 --> 00:20:12,929
I, um, am never interested in people.
580
00:20:12,954 --> 00:20:15,336
I-I don't like people... that much.
581
00:20:15,361 --> 00:20:18,104
Not you guys, though.
You-you seem great.
582
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:20,147
But I don't really
like that about myself,
583
00:20:20,217 --> 00:20:23,385
and I guess I really
admire that about you.
584
00:20:23,410 --> 00:20:26,307
Oh, thanks. And hey, don't
beat yourself up, Bob.
585
00:20:26,332 --> 00:20:28,258
You are like that, kind of,
586
00:20:28,283 --> 00:20:29,594
with the six people you already know.
587
00:20:29,618 --> 00:20:31,979
But yeah, maybe you
could branch out a bit.
588
00:20:32,004 --> 00:20:34,206
I'll try. Thank you again, Connie.
589
00:20:34,231 --> 00:20:36,231
- It's Bonnie.
- Right. Sorry.
590
00:20:36,382 --> 00:20:38,141
Hey, Bob, hear me out.
591
00:20:38,246 --> 00:20:39,520
Before we drop off Big Dummy,
592
00:20:39,545 --> 00:20:41,062
do you want to try the best beef jerky
593
00:20:41,087 --> 00:20:44,620
- you'll ever have in your life?
- That actually sounds great.
594
00:20:44,645 --> 00:20:46,367
Yes! It's just up ahead.
595
00:20:46,392 --> 00:20:48,472
Now, the guy who runs this
place... real character...
596
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:49,922
He has a hook for a hand.
597
00:20:49,947 --> 00:20:51,929
- Don't stare at it, okay?
- Okay.
598
00:20:51,954 --> 00:20:53,862
Just kidding. He loves to talk about it.
599
00:20:53,887 --> 00:20:55,510
He used to juggle chain saws,
600
00:20:55,535 --> 00:20:57,790
- but that's not how he lost his hand.
- What? Really?
601
00:20:57,814 --> 00:20:59,482
Yeah, that's how he lost his foot.
602
00:20:59,507 --> 00:21:00,962
- Window, Bob.
- On it.
603
00:21:00,987 --> 00:21:03,038
♪ Hitting the road ♪
604
00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:07,061
♪ With a Big Dummy head ♪
605
00:21:08,265 --> 00:21:11,224
♪ Gonna pick up a sink ♪
606
00:21:12,269 --> 00:21:15,270
♪ Yeah, that's what I said ♪
607
00:21:16,924 --> 00:21:18,090
♪ All right ♪
608
00:21:18,275 --> 00:21:20,608
♪ Da, na, ba-duh, ba-duh ♪
609
00:21:20,633 --> 00:21:22,162
♪ Take it easy ♪
610
00:21:22,187 --> 00:21:24,762
♪ Da, na, ba-duh, ba-duh ♪
611
00:21:24,781 --> 00:21:26,114
♪ Boy ride ♪
612
00:21:26,139 --> 00:21:28,324
♪ Da, na, ba-duh, ba-duh ♪
613
00:21:28,497 --> 00:21:30,921
- ♪ Take it easy... ♪
- Come on, get into to it, Bobby!
614
00:21:32,864 --> 00:21:34,271
♪ Boy ride... ♪
615
00:21:34,291 --> 00:21:37,048
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