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♪ Lookin' at ♪
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♪ The receipts from the restaurant ♪
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♪ Keep 'em in a shoebox ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're so organized ♪
♪ Accountants think we're great. ♪
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- Mm.
- What?
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It's just we've sold so few
burgers of the day last month.
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Well, last month was
stupid. What does it know?
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I don't get it. I spend
all this time and energy
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picking out fun ingredients
for the burgers of the day.
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And last month, we had
some really good ones.
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The Stilton of the Night burger.
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The... If I Had a Pumper-nickel Burger.
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The Arugulas of Engagement
Burger. I mean, come on.
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Yeah, they're all home
runs or grand slams
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or whichever one of those is better.
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I guess people just
like what's familiar.
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That's why I stick with the two of you.
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Hey, there's some of my old photos
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at the bottom of this box.
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How'd they get there?
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They're supposed to be in the
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"I'm gonna make an amazing
photo album someday" box.
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And you're definitely
gonna make that photo album.
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Look. This is when I had braces. Ha.
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Talk about heavy metal.
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Ooh, awkward-phase Mommy.
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- Braces in all the right places.
- Aw. Here's a picture
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of the fort my dad
built in our backyard.
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That looks like a great... fort.
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Is this one of those Back
to the Future pictures
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where the fort disappeared
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because your mom fell in love with you?
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Well, my dad bought the wood,
and he started to build it,
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- but he never actually finished it.
- Why not?
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I think the game came on, then
he had to go to the bathroom,
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then it was dinnertime,
and then it was winter.
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I asked my mom if she could
help me build it, and she said
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she and I weren't the kind
of people who build stuff.
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That sounds like something
awful your mom would say.
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That's not genetic, right?
I built a bear that one time.
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Yeah. This might not go in
the amazing photo album drawer.
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Maybe that's why it was
in the sad receipt box.
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- Sorry, Bob. Great receipts.
- This one's great.
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Somebody ordered extra cheese. 50 cents.
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That's going in the college fund.
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Which one of us is
going to college? Not it.
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Tina, we have to defuse
this bomb before it explodes.
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Because that's what bombs do.
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The bomb is too sensitive
for wire cutters.
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We'll have to use our lips to defuse it.
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Both of us, at the same time.
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Well, we trained for this.
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Yeah, we did. A lot.
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- Mmm... Ah, ah.
- Ah. Ah.
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Tina!
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- What?
- It's my turn to use the desk.
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So if you could just wrap it
up and wipe all your drool off,
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that would be great.
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But you already had
your turn. It's my turn.
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Look, I'm sorry we have to share a desk,
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and I'm sorry I have a small
room that is actually a closet,
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but I need an extra session
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because this assignment is a big deal.
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It's Dinosaur Week, Tina. Dinosaur Week!
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I have to write an essay
about my favorite dinosaur,
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I have to make a poster,
I have to write a letter
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to my favorite dinosaur. I am swamped.
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I remember Dinosaur
Week. I did iguanodon.
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My letter to the dinosaur made Mom cry.
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Yes, so, as you know,
if you don't participate
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to the fullest extent,
you do not get donuts
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at the end of the week, which
they call Dinosaur Donuts,
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'cause they're so big, I bet.
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No, they're just regular donuts.
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Okay, well, they're still donuts.
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So, move. Spinosaurus is a'calling.
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I know your room is too small
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for a desk, Louise, but there are
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lots of other flat surfaces
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in the house that you could use.
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- Then go use one.
- Ugh. Fine.
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Spinosaurus? More like whine-o-saurus.
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- What?
- Nothing.
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I'd like to see them try to resist the
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I Bean Of Greenie Burger
with black bean parsley puree.
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Yeah, only a real sicko
wouldn't order that.
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People are probably gonna
want to take a selfie
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with that burger while smelling it.
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- A smelfie.
- Thank you, Gene.
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- Where's Louise?
- She's upstairs doing homework.
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In my room, on my desk.
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Louise is doing homework on a Saturday?
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Should I be worried?
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It's Dinosaur Week, which would be fine,
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if we weren't a
friggin' one-desk house.
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Sorry, sorry. Having three
kids was a great idea.
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Wait a second.
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I just figured out how we can
put a desk in Louise's room.
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All we have to do is loft her bed.
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Lofter is the best medicine.
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Yeah, when my cousin
Ronnie lived in New York,
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he had this tiny studio apartment,
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and he lofted his bed,
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and he put a little
love seat under there.
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But, uh, didn't quite work out for him.
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It was more of a like seat. Poor Ronnie.
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Uh... I guess that might work.
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Teddy could probably
build something like that
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in a way that costs very
little money, hopefully.
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I think that's a great idea, Mom.
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And I'm not just
saying that because
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I've got a bomb
squad that needs to do
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- tongue-building exercises.
- Hmm.
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I'm gonna go upstairs and
tell Louise the good news.
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Right now? Should we ask
Teddy what it will cost first?
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Oh, you're already going up there.
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I'll go help Mom make
the sale to Louise.
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I'm a good hype man. Check this out.
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What a great idea!
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- That'll definitely do it.
- Thanks.
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- Hello.
- Hi. Welcome to Bob's Burgers.
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Hi. Weird question. I was wondering
if you allowed gaming here?
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Well, I play a game
called "Register Surprise,"
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Where I hide cold French
fries in the register
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for my parents to find. They love it.
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We don't. Uh, what kind of gaming?
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My friends and I play
this role-playing game
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called Mages and Monsters,
and we kind of need a place
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to do our campaign
today because the garage
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we usually use has a Jeep in it now.
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Oh, Mages and Monsters. I-I
think I've heard of that.
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You've heard of something?
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I thought this would
be a good spot to play
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because it's... not
so... busy all the time.
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We don't like the hustle bustle.
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Well, it's a pretty long game,
so we'll be here for a while,
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and I promise we'll order
lots of food and drinks.
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I'm the Game Master so I'm
kind of in charge today.
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It's my first time, actually.
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Sorry. I do that when I get nervous.
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When I go real fast,
it gets hot on my neck.
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- I think I see smoke.
- My name's Shirley, by the way.
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So, you can call me that. Oh, my God.
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I just really want this to go well.
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Say "yes" so she doesn't
drawstring her head off.
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- Uh, sure. Why not?
- Oh, thank you so much.
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- See you in a couple hours.
- Okay, see you later.
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Hey, Dad, check the register.
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- There might be a surprise. Hmm?
- Hmm.
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And your bed's
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gonna be going up here so you can put
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a little desk underneath, and then
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you two won't have to
share one anymore, and...
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Oh, look at that. I just
won the Smartest Mom Award.
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- In your face, other moms.
- What a great idea!
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Yes, yes, yes! I love it.
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I'm almost angry at you for
not thinking of it sooner.
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I can't believe I slept
like this for so long.
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- What a great idea!
- Thank you, Tina, she's in.
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Are we doing it today? It gets
built today, I'm strapped in
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by tomorrow, I'm eating
donuts by the end of the week.
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And I sleep in the clouds like the gods!
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Yeah, today. Why not? Let's
do it. I'll call Teddy.
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Sorry, Linda. I'd love to help
you, but, uh, I'm in Canada.
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You're in Canada? What the
hell are you doing in Canada?
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My mom ordered a
scooter on Canadian eBay,
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and we had to come pick it up.
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We're driving it back down.
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She loves that thing, but
she doesn't like to go fast.
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What do you want me to do?!
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Go around. Elderly woman scooting.
Linda, I got to go.
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Well, Teddy's in Canada.
He won't be able to help us.
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No, Teddy! You get on a plane,
and you come home right now!
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- Yeah, Teddy. Get your ass back here.
- He hung up. He hung up. Geez.
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We were so close.
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Okay, you know what? Louise,
you are getting that loft bed.
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- Today. Because we don't need Teddy.
- We don't?
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No, we don't. Because I'm not my mom.
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I raise kids that are the kind
of people who build things.
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We're loft bed builders.
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- Yeah!
- Okay, hands in.
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Wait a minute. What are we doing?
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Hands in. We're gonna build a loft bed
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because we are strong, capable people
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who aren't gonna make the mistakes
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their mother-slash-father made
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because I'm doing a really
good job parenting, on three.
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One, two, three.
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We're gonna build a loft bed...
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We're gonna build
a bed because we're strong
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and something about Grandma and Grandpa,
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and yay.
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- And three!
- What a great idea.
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So, we're building the loft bed?
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No, we're building a loft bed.
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You have to work in the restaurant.
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It's funny. I was thinking
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that you also have to
work in the restaurant.
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Well, Gene can help you.
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I'm a little juice box.
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This is where the straw goes.
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Hmm. I-I have a crazy idea.
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We wait 'till next weekend.
Teddy builds the loft bed.
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And this weekend, we all
work in the restaurant
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so we can pay our rent.
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Ugh. You and your rent.
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I-I'm... I'm sorry to
be so hung up on it.
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Dad, it is Dinosaur Week.
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Do not get between me
and those donuts, old man.
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She's been sleeping near
the floor like an idiot.
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We need to get this kid
lofted and out of my room.
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But Louise, don't you need to work
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on your dinosaur project, like, today?
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Hey, this is my new loft
bed we're talking about.
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I'll work twice as hard tomorrow
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if I can sleep twice as high tonight.
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- What?
- Bob, this is important.
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It's something I'm teaching our girls.
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Okay, yes, I get it. We'll be fine.
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Uh-oh. Where'd the straw
go? Is it inside me?
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I hate it when it gets
lost in the juice box!
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Oh, there it is.
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I can't believe how many videos
there were on the Internet
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about how to build loft beds.
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They'll teach you
anything, those Internets.
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Do you think anyone
ever built a loft bed
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and didn't made a video about it?
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I just hope Kim and Sons Hardware
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has a fireworks control panel.
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I assume they do.
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And some reasonable water slide options.
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It's gonna be amazing.
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So you have no retinal scanners?
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I mean, did you look? Do you
want to check in the back?
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We do not have them.
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Do these blueprints mean nothing?
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I worked really hard on them
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in the five minutes
it took to drive here.
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Louise, it's okay. We'll
do the basics this week,
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and we can always add to it.
242
00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:53,872
I'll help you put up the barbed wire
243
00:08:53,897 --> 00:08:55,257
if we figure out where to get some.
244
00:08:55,282 --> 00:08:56,356
Don't patronize me.
245
00:08:56,634 --> 00:08:57,742
Hey, guys, uh,
246
00:08:57,767 --> 00:08:59,070
not sure if you've had a chance
247
00:08:59,095 --> 00:09:01,322
to look at the board over
there, but our burger of the day
248
00:09:01,346 --> 00:09:03,748
is the I Bean of Greenie Burger.
249
00:09:03,773 --> 00:09:05,682
It's really good. Everyone says so.
250
00:09:05,851 --> 00:09:07,275
Gene, can get you started on drinks,
251
00:09:07,294 --> 00:09:09,162
and we'll take your
order when you're ready.
252
00:09:09,187 --> 00:09:11,509
- What are we thinking? Mai tais?
- We don't have those.
253
00:09:11,534 --> 00:09:12,935
I'll have a cheeseburger and fries.
254
00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:14,593
- Me, too.
- Same for me, but no cheese.
255
00:09:14,617 --> 00:09:17,193
Oh, okay, everyone's
ordering really quickly.
256
00:09:17,212 --> 00:09:18,339
I-I feel like you didn't really
257
00:09:18,363 --> 00:09:20,331
let the burger of the day sink in.
258
00:09:20,356 --> 00:09:22,824
I-I can give you some time.
There's-there's no rush.
259
00:09:22,849 --> 00:09:24,453
I'd love to try the burger of the day.
260
00:09:24,478 --> 00:09:26,437
Oh. That is... There you go. Good.
261
00:09:26,462 --> 00:09:28,763
Uh, Shirley's gonna try
the burger of the day.
262
00:09:28,788 --> 00:09:30,298
Uh, any-anybody else?
263
00:09:30,317 --> 00:09:32,566
No, just regular stupid burgers?
264
00:09:32,591 --> 00:09:34,652
I'm just kidding. They're not stupid.
They're gonna be good.
265
00:09:34,677 --> 00:09:35,753
Attaboy.
266
00:09:37,388 --> 00:09:40,050
And... loft. Ah, didn't work.
267
00:09:40,075 --> 00:09:41,916
- I got the drill.
- We have a drill?
268
00:09:41,941 --> 00:09:45,313
Yeah. Phyllis Driller. She's
old, but she's still working.
269
00:09:45,332 --> 00:09:47,891
- It has a burning smell.
- Is it powered by coal?
270
00:09:47,916 --> 00:09:49,225
Look, we have a saw, too.
271
00:09:49,244 --> 00:09:50,444
- I call the drill.
- Oh, uh...
272
00:09:50,486 --> 00:09:52,395
- Let's get loftin'!
- Yeah!
273
00:09:52,414 --> 00:09:54,230
Okay. Oh, boy. Should we maybe
274
00:09:54,249 --> 00:09:56,249
Discuss safety? Aah!
275
00:09:56,274 --> 00:09:58,174
♪ Building a loft ♪
276
00:09:59,001 --> 00:10:00,351
♪ Building a loft ♪
277
00:10:01,943 --> 00:10:03,460
♪ Playin' a game ♪
278
00:10:04,782 --> 00:10:06,691
♪ Makin' 'em kiss ♪
279
00:10:06,922 --> 00:10:08,572
♪ Playin' a game ♪
280
00:10:08,597 --> 00:10:10,689
♪ And we're building a loft. ♪
281
00:10:11,321 --> 00:10:13,318
You notice a chest in the corner.
282
00:10:13,343 --> 00:10:15,722
The lid is carved with
goblin hieroglyphs.
283
00:10:15,747 --> 00:10:17,414
Sounds like something from Etsy.
284
00:10:17,439 --> 00:10:20,181
Do you attempt to open
it? I'll let you discuss.
285
00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:21,569
It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be good.
286
00:10:21,593 --> 00:10:23,396
Don't run away. It's
fine. It's all fine.
287
00:10:23,421 --> 00:10:24,754
Wait, are you gonna run away?
288
00:10:24,779 --> 00:10:27,188
No. No, no, no, no. I
don't think so. I'm fine.
289
00:10:27,207 --> 00:10:29,374
I'm just a little nervous.
I'm trying something new.
290
00:10:29,399 --> 00:10:32,481
I wanted to do something
exciting and a little different,
291
00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:33,930
but they might not like it.
292
00:10:33,955 --> 00:10:36,985
Exciting and a little different
is what I call my "hmm-hmm."
293
00:10:37,010 --> 00:10:38,676
- BOB. Hmm.
- But maybe it's not worth it.
294
00:10:38,701 --> 00:10:40,134
Maybe I should just bail
295
00:10:40,159 --> 00:10:41,899
on my whole goblin
idea and play it safe.
296
00:10:41,924 --> 00:10:44,257
I don't know exactly
what you're talking about,
297
00:10:44,282 --> 00:10:46,753
but I would maybe try
the exciting thing?
298
00:10:46,778 --> 00:10:49,094
Okay, okay. I'm doing it.
299
00:10:49,119 --> 00:10:52,190
Uh, hey, does anyone else want
to try the burger of the day?
300
00:10:52,215 --> 00:10:54,445
Since you all seem to keep being here.
301
00:10:54,470 --> 00:10:57,101
Uh, fries. For the whole
table. Keep 'em coming.
302
00:10:57,126 --> 00:10:59,887
We're gonna attempt to open the chest.
303
00:10:59,907 --> 00:11:01,570
Okay. The lid opens,
304
00:11:01,595 --> 00:11:03,627
but a blinding green
light comes out of it.
305
00:11:03,652 --> 00:11:07,561
This, my friends, is the
Curse of the Goblin King.
306
00:11:07,581 --> 00:11:10,161
- Huh?
- What a twist. I think.
307
00:11:10,308 --> 00:11:13,107
And here are your new character sheets.
308
00:11:13,132 --> 00:11:15,478
You all love this. I
can tell by your faces.
309
00:11:15,497 --> 00:11:18,741
- What's happening?
- Okay, um, now, uh,
310
00:11:18,766 --> 00:11:20,560
as the mist clears, you see
311
00:11:20,585 --> 00:11:23,123
that you've been turned into... goblins.
312
00:11:23,148 --> 00:11:24,590
- Yay!
- Ugh.
313
00:11:24,615 --> 00:11:26,724
I'm a short, male goblin named Grumley?
314
00:11:26,749 --> 00:11:28,872
- I have goblin syphilis?
- Uh-huh.
315
00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,561
She was right. They don't like it.
316
00:11:30,586 --> 00:11:32,248
Maybe I'll tell them
they're all Shreks now.
317
00:11:32,272 --> 00:11:33,997
Shake things up even more.
318
00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:36,849
Well, I don't know what that is,
319
00:11:36,944 --> 00:11:39,185
but it's starting to look
like something I can sleep on.
320
00:11:39,279 --> 00:11:41,337
Mom, I got to say, you
might not seem like you know
321
00:11:41,356 --> 00:11:43,045
what you're doing, but
you know what you're doing.
322
00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:45,175
Yeah. I do. Me and that nice lady
323
00:11:45,193 --> 00:11:46,767
who made the video with the awful music.
324
00:11:46,787 --> 00:11:50,323
Check us out. We're getting there.
Just most of it left to go.
325
00:11:50,348 --> 00:11:52,176
Should we take a break?
Just process everything
326
00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,941
that we've done, maybe journal about it?
327
00:11:53,966 --> 00:11:55,328
No, sweetie, we're on a roll.
328
00:11:55,353 --> 00:11:56,914
We got to finish this sucker.
329
00:11:56,939 --> 00:11:59,490
Yeah, Tina. You don't
sleep until I sleep.
330
00:11:59,515 --> 00:12:01,842
- Up there.
- That's the spirit.
331
00:12:01,867 --> 00:12:04,027
We're strong, we're
capable, get used to it.
332
00:12:04,045 --> 00:12:06,029
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Ow. Ow!
333
00:12:06,031 --> 00:12:07,191
- Are you okay?
- Were you trying
334
00:12:07,215 --> 00:12:08,442
to break that board with your elbow?
335
00:12:08,467 --> 00:12:10,746
Aah! Oh! Everything's fine.
336
00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:12,679
Okay, let's do this. Ow!
337
00:12:12,704 --> 00:12:14,308
Oh. Oh, broke my arm.
338
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,045
No, I didn't. Ow. Yes, I did.
339
00:12:16,070 --> 00:12:19,056
Oh, it hurts. Oh, it
hurts. We're fine. Ow. Ow.
340
00:12:19,081 --> 00:12:20,967
- See? She's fine?
- Ow.
341
00:12:23,780 --> 00:12:25,548
Mom, I feel like you
really hurt your elbow.
342
00:12:25,567 --> 00:12:27,360
What? Just because it's throbbing
343
00:12:27,385 --> 00:12:29,380
and I'm crying a little bit
and I want to cut it off?
344
00:12:29,505 --> 00:12:30,596
Well, we're not giving up.
345
00:12:30,664 --> 00:12:32,290
You two girls have all your arm parts.
346
00:12:32,315 --> 00:12:34,177
I can just tell you what to do.
347
00:12:34,202 --> 00:12:35,443
Shouldn't we stop and let Dad know
348
00:12:35,468 --> 00:12:36,968
you maybe broke your elbow?
349
00:12:37,062 --> 00:12:38,152
And then take you to a doctor?
350
00:12:38,171 --> 00:12:41,002
No. I don't need an elbow or
a doctor. We're doing this.
351
00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:43,043
Yeah, Tina, if Mama says she's okay,
352
00:12:43,068 --> 00:12:46,191
then Mama's okay, okay?
We're talking about my loft bed.
353
00:12:46,216 --> 00:12:48,139
Dreams. We're building dreams here!
354
00:12:48,164 --> 00:12:50,833
- Yeah! Ow.
- Uh...
355
00:12:54,481 --> 00:12:57,012
This is a really long
game. Longer than Monopoly.
356
00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:58,865
And you don't even get
to dabble in real estate
357
00:12:58,889 --> 00:13:00,630
or visit your sister in jail.
358
00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:02,351
Yeah, it's almost time to close.
359
00:13:02,376 --> 00:13:03,967
But I don't want to
just ask them to leave.
360
00:13:03,986 --> 00:13:06,112
Because you feel really
guilty about telling Shirley
361
00:13:06,137 --> 00:13:08,707
to do the exciting new thing
and now everybody hates her?
362
00:13:08,732 --> 00:13:11,871
Kind of, yes. But,
I mean, we have to close.
363
00:13:11,896 --> 00:13:14,055
Why don't you start
casually sweeping up?
364
00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:16,307
You know me. I always sweep it casual.
365
00:13:16,332 --> 00:13:18,390
Yay. This is so much more fun
than playing as the character
366
00:13:18,392 --> 00:13:20,817
I spent six years building up.
367
00:13:20,836 --> 00:13:22,129
Sweep, sweep, sweeping.
368
00:13:22,153 --> 00:13:23,987
Something we do at the end of the day.
369
00:13:24,006 --> 00:13:25,672
You know what? I'll be right back.
370
00:13:25,697 --> 00:13:28,311
I just need to get, uh,
some more, uh, napkins.
371
00:13:28,336 --> 00:13:30,971
Oh, they hate it. Uh, they
hate it very, very much.
372
00:13:30,996 --> 00:13:32,041
No.
373
00:13:32,066 --> 00:13:34,026
They don't seem too mad about it.
374
00:13:34,051 --> 00:13:37,069
Maybe they sigh and roll their
eyes when they like things?
375
00:13:37,094 --> 00:13:39,106
I just... I thought, having
to fight your way back
376
00:13:39,131 --> 00:13:41,056
to your character
would be more satisfying
377
00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:42,430
than just the same old same old.
378
00:13:42,599 --> 00:13:44,373
But I'm an idiot. No one likes it.
379
00:13:44,398 --> 00:13:46,843
Well, the good news is we have to close,
380
00:13:46,862 --> 00:13:49,104
so it'll be over soon, at least?
381
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,491
No! You can't close now.
If we end it like this,
382
00:13:51,516 --> 00:13:53,487
they'll never trust me
to be Game Master again.
383
00:13:53,512 --> 00:13:55,921
You could find another
hobby. I like fake sweeping.
384
00:13:55,946 --> 00:13:58,021
Please, please stay
open a little longer.
385
00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:00,202
I just need a bit more time.
386
00:14:00,227 --> 00:14:02,411
I guess we can stay open
for a little bit longer.
387
00:14:02,436 --> 00:14:03,544
Thank you!
388
00:14:03,569 --> 00:14:05,763
Okay, I spent an
appropriate amount of time
389
00:14:05,788 --> 00:14:07,438
getting these napkins for us.
390
00:14:07,463 --> 00:14:09,175
Also, Bob said he can stay open longer
391
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,777
- so we can keep the game going.
- Great. - Yay.
392
00:14:11,802 --> 00:14:14,712
Good luck, and maybe finish soon.
393
00:14:14,737 --> 00:14:16,721
And enjoy the napkins.
394
00:14:16,757 --> 00:14:18,117
You got to hold it straight, honey.
395
00:14:18,142 --> 00:14:19,742
The drill's got to
be straight. And Tina,
396
00:14:19,767 --> 00:14:21,378
- stop wincing.
- Here comes the spinning
397
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:22,808
rod of death!
398
00:14:24,969 --> 00:14:27,119
You moved. You have to hold it in place.
399
00:14:27,144 --> 00:14:29,636
- I'm scared of the spinning rod of death.
- Why?!
400
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:32,384
Okay. All right, why don't you
switch? Tina, take the drill.
401
00:14:32,408 --> 00:14:33,740
Louise, hold the board. Come on.
402
00:14:33,765 --> 00:14:36,848
- Ugh. I'll never forgive you for this.
- Okay.
403
00:14:36,873 --> 00:14:39,039
Uh, ready?
404
00:14:39,064 --> 00:14:40,617
Uh, uh, no, no, no, no,
no! This is not gonna work.
405
00:14:40,641 --> 00:14:41,950
You have to open your eyes.
406
00:14:41,975 --> 00:14:43,658
Well, I don't want to see if I maim you.
407
00:14:43,697 --> 00:14:45,378
I think you should have to see.
408
00:14:45,403 --> 00:14:47,302
Hold on, hold on.
Don't drill. Don't drill.
409
00:14:47,326 --> 00:14:48,897
Oh, thank God.
410
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:51,983
- Hello? Ow.
- Hey, Lin. Why-Why'd you say "Ow"?
411
00:14:52,008 --> 00:14:54,436
It's a long story. How
you doing? You coming up?
412
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:57,413
No. We're gonna be
staying open a little later,
413
00:14:57,433 --> 00:15:00,199
so I-I can't come up there
and help with the loft.
414
00:15:00,224 --> 00:15:01,918
Not that I'd be very helpful
415
00:15:01,937 --> 00:15:04,723
because of me not
knowing how to do that.
416
00:15:04,748 --> 00:15:07,182
Well, don't worry about us.
I don't have a broken arm.
417
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:08,540
The loft's going good.
418
00:15:08,565 --> 00:15:10,312
Did-did you just say you
don't have a broken arm?
419
00:15:10,337 --> 00:15:12,801
Yeah, it hurts a lot, and
I can't move it at all,
420
00:15:12,826 --> 00:15:14,251
but we're fine. We're fine.
421
00:15:14,276 --> 00:15:17,160
Oh, God. Lin, you don't have
to finish the bed, like, now.
422
00:15:17,185 --> 00:15:18,933
You-you could wait
for Teddy to come back.
423
00:15:18,958 --> 00:15:21,902
No. We're gonna get this thing
done tonight, no matter what.
424
00:15:21,927 --> 00:15:24,199
I love you. Have fun down
there, make some good burgers.
425
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,506
I will. I mean, they're
not really ordering burgers,
426
00:15:26,531 --> 00:15:27,898
but... O-Oh, you're gone.
427
00:15:27,923 --> 00:15:29,923
The scroll tells of an amulet
428
00:15:29,948 --> 00:15:32,678
with the powers to undo dark magic.
429
00:15:32,703 --> 00:15:33,967
Great.
430
00:15:33,992 --> 00:15:35,762
Gene, you have to go to bed.
431
00:15:35,787 --> 00:15:37,841
No. I'm not gonna leave you.
What if you turn into a goblin?
432
00:15:37,865 --> 00:15:39,640
Then who's gonna walk me down the aisle?
433
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,860
Why don't you just go
lay down in the booth?
434
00:15:41,885 --> 00:15:43,960
And close your eyes and just listen?
435
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:46,410
Ooh, like a podcast
about annoyed people.
436
00:15:48,392 --> 00:15:49,632
Okay, okay, stop!
437
00:15:49,652 --> 00:15:50,892
- It's in. It's in!
- What?!
438
00:15:51,044 --> 00:15:52,779
Stop! You're stripping the screw!
439
00:15:52,804 --> 00:15:54,548
Stripping the screw in a good way?
440
00:15:54,573 --> 00:15:56,273
Is it even holding any wood together?
441
00:15:56,298 --> 00:15:58,550
I don't know, but it... looks nice.
442
00:15:58,568 --> 00:16:00,120
Oh. It's crazy late,
443
00:16:00,145 --> 00:16:02,145
and there's more wood in the
pile than there is on the bed.
444
00:16:02,164 --> 00:16:04,312
We're not gonna be able
to finish this tonight.
445
00:16:04,337 --> 00:16:07,714
- Or maybe ever.
- What? No, the night is young.
446
00:16:07,739 --> 00:16:09,906
Come on. You two can
cuddle with me in my bed.
447
00:16:09,931 --> 00:16:12,173
Bob and Gene have left
us. It's just us now.
448
00:16:12,198 --> 00:16:14,249
- Can I sleep with the drill?
- Maybe no drill?
449
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:15,607
Fine. Saw.
450
00:16:15,752 --> 00:16:17,523
I didn't think
451
00:16:17,548 --> 00:16:19,391
I was gonna be sleeping
at sea level tonight.
452
00:16:19,416 --> 00:16:21,641
Eh, I just wanted to
give you the confidence
453
00:16:21,666 --> 00:16:24,185
that you could do stuff
that my mom never gave me.
454
00:16:24,210 --> 00:16:26,631
But I failed, and now
I only have one arm.
455
00:16:26,656 --> 00:16:28,747
And it's not even my favorite arm.
456
00:16:28,765 --> 00:16:30,952
At least you still have
your second-favorite?
457
00:16:30,977 --> 00:16:33,661
No, I failed.
458
00:16:39,449 --> 00:16:41,828
Wow. A cry-snore.
459
00:16:41,853 --> 00:16:43,445
Ugh. That sound's gonna haunt my dreams.
460
00:16:46,229 --> 00:16:47,792
Oof, that sound, too.
461
00:16:51,714 --> 00:16:53,358
Unsheathe my sword and
demand he let us pass.
462
00:16:53,382 --> 00:16:55,290
♪ Venturing to new ♪
463
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:58,245
♪ Unchartered burger lands ♪
464
00:16:58,628 --> 00:17:00,531
♪ But no one cares ♪
465
00:17:00,556 --> 00:17:03,425
♪ No one seems to understand ♪
466
00:17:04,117 --> 00:17:09,591
♪ I seek out tasty combos
through my exploring ♪
467
00:17:09,616 --> 00:17:11,783
♪ But no one's interested ♪
468
00:17:11,808 --> 00:17:13,475
♪ Because they're all ♪
469
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:17,045
♪ Dumb and boring. ♪
470
00:17:18,665 --> 00:17:19,943
I forget what it was like
471
00:17:19,967 --> 00:17:21,241
when these guys weren't here.
472
00:17:21,266 --> 00:17:23,962
Yeah, they're still
here. We're still here.
473
00:17:23,987 --> 00:17:26,229
But I don't know if the
outside world is still there.
474
00:17:26,248 --> 00:17:27,500
I'm really losing it.
475
00:17:27,525 --> 00:17:29,043
Gene, why don't you go
upstairs and go back to sleep?
476
00:17:29,068 --> 00:17:30,786
I'm too invested. I want to find out
477
00:17:30,811 --> 00:17:32,896
what happens to these twenty-somethings.
478
00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:34,881
Time's running out. You
have to make a choice now.
479
00:17:34,906 --> 00:17:37,419
The chamber will fill
with water at any moment.
480
00:17:37,444 --> 00:17:39,052
Come on, people. Use what you have.
481
00:17:39,077 --> 00:17:41,410
What if we stand on
each other's shoulders?
482
00:17:41,430 --> 00:17:42,654
Yes! I mean, yes.
483
00:17:42,679 --> 00:17:44,299
Yeah, and then we can reach the amulet.
484
00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:47,254
Mm-hmm. Roll D20. You
need a 14 or higher.
485
00:17:49,675 --> 00:17:51,807
- 16!
- Oh, like the candles.
486
00:17:51,832 --> 00:17:53,142
You take possession of the amulet.
487
00:17:53,166 --> 00:17:55,644
And you are transformed back into...
488
00:17:55,669 --> 00:17:57,903
your original characters!
489
00:17:57,928 --> 00:18:00,424
Congratulations. Good job, players.
490
00:18:00,449 --> 00:18:01,840
And me, also. Your Game Master.
491
00:18:01,865 --> 00:18:05,013
Oh, thank God. Um, hey,
I have your check ready.
492
00:18:05,038 --> 00:18:07,997
So, next time can we just play
the game the regular the way?
493
00:18:08,022 --> 00:18:09,674
That made us all happy to begin with?
494
00:18:09,699 --> 00:18:11,493
Yeah, sure.
495
00:18:11,518 --> 00:18:12,867
Wait. Wait. Wait a second.
496
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:15,797
Uh, I've been watching
you guys play this game
497
00:18:15,822 --> 00:18:18,264
for so, so many hours.
498
00:18:18,289 --> 00:18:19,759
And you all got into it.
499
00:18:19,784 --> 00:18:21,784
Y-You all had intense,
game-playing faces
500
00:18:21,804 --> 00:18:23,791
for, like, the last three
hours. And-and look...
501
00:18:23,816 --> 00:18:25,099
Look at how chewed these straws are.
502
00:18:25,153 --> 00:18:26,561
No one chews a straw that much
503
00:18:26,586 --> 00:18:27,993
unless they're really concentrating.
504
00:18:28,018 --> 00:18:30,563
And yeah, Shirley made
a different choice,
505
00:18:30,588 --> 00:18:32,347
and it wasn't what
you guys were used to,
506
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:34,205
but I think you were actually into it.
507
00:18:34,224 --> 00:18:37,777
Yeah, you were. You guys barely
peed at all. That we know of.
508
00:18:37,802 --> 00:18:39,830
Look, I-I make a burger of the day.
509
00:18:39,855 --> 00:18:42,111
Only Shirley ordered it, unfortunately.
510
00:18:42,136 --> 00:18:44,448
It-It's different than the usual burger.
511
00:18:44,473 --> 00:18:46,292
But I make a new one every day,
512
00:18:46,317 --> 00:18:48,236
even if people don't
always think they want it.
513
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,066
Because it keeps things interesting.
514
00:18:50,094 --> 00:18:52,014
Like what Shirley was
trying to do with the game.
515
00:18:52,096 --> 00:18:54,534
Well, it did make things tougher.
516
00:18:54,559 --> 00:18:57,636
- We really had to think on our toes.
- Your little goblin toes.
517
00:18:57,661 --> 00:18:59,822
I guess, it did kind of
make me feel the way I did
518
00:18:59,846 --> 00:19:00,978
when I first started playing.
519
00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:02,714
- Nervous. Like, in a good way.
- Really?
520
00:19:02,739 --> 00:19:05,362
Yeah. So, well done, Game Master.
521
00:19:05,387 --> 00:19:07,829
Thanks. No big deal.
I'm playing it cool.
522
00:19:07,854 --> 00:19:09,283
So, that's great.
523
00:19:09,308 --> 00:19:12,080
You guys should probably
pay me money and then go.
524
00:19:12,105 --> 00:19:14,025
I'm actually kind of hungry.
525
00:19:14,043 --> 00:19:15,906
I would try the I
Bean of Greenie Burger.
526
00:19:15,931 --> 00:19:18,431
- I'll try one, too.
- Really? I-I was gonna go
527
00:19:18,456 --> 00:19:20,176
to sleep for a couple
hours before we open again,
528
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,935
but sure, I'll make you
guys burgers of the day.
529
00:19:21,959 --> 00:19:24,460
Or-or burgers of the
yesterday, actually.
530
00:19:24,479 --> 00:19:26,347
God, I need sleep.
531
00:19:26,372 --> 00:19:28,936
I would like a western
omelet with fresh fruit.
532
00:19:28,961 --> 00:19:31,301
- And maybe a side of linguica?
- No.
533
00:19:33,494 --> 00:19:34,919
What? What's that?
534
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:39,095
Oh, my God. Girls,
what's going on in here?
535
00:19:39,127 --> 00:19:41,894
I couldn't sleep and
Tina couldn't, either,
536
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:44,808
'cause I woke her up, and then,
we couldn't build the whole bed
537
00:19:44,833 --> 00:19:47,420
'cause we ran into some
issues with our height
538
00:19:47,445 --> 00:19:49,537
and not being able to lift heavy things
539
00:19:49,562 --> 00:19:50,986
like adult people can.
540
00:19:51,011 --> 00:19:53,124
But we did add these
almost full-sized legs
541
00:19:53,149 --> 00:19:55,563
to the bed frame, which
are almost all even.
542
00:19:55,588 --> 00:19:58,690
Yeah, and here's a nail where
I can hang my throwing stars.
543
00:19:58,715 --> 00:20:01,140
And if you really squeeze it
in there, you could fit a desk.
544
00:20:01,165 --> 00:20:02,923
Like, a laying-down desk?
545
00:20:03,018 --> 00:20:06,387
Wow! You stayed up to do
this? All by yourselves?
546
00:20:06,412 --> 00:20:10,995
I'm so proud of my two strong
babies, my builders.
547
00:20:11,020 --> 00:20:12,933
Don't cry, Mom. You're
gonna make me cry.
548
00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:14,935
Actually, I think I'm just so, so tired.
549
00:20:15,030 --> 00:20:18,004
Okay, I'm climbing up.
Somebody give me a boost.
550
00:20:18,029 --> 00:20:20,372
Oh, no, no, no, no. Hold on. Hold on.
551
00:20:20,397 --> 00:20:22,059
Let's maybe check
your measurements again
552
00:20:22,083 --> 00:20:24,200
after you get some
sleep. At ground level.
553
00:20:24,225 --> 00:20:27,083
You're builders. You know how
it is. It's part of the process.
554
00:20:27,108 --> 00:20:29,539
Ooh, I got to do my dinosaur report.
555
00:20:29,541 --> 00:20:31,630
- Should we get started on the desk?
- Okay.
556
00:20:31,655 --> 00:20:33,317
Take a break, take a break.
557
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:35,466
You're amazing, but let's
get you some breakfast.
558
00:20:35,491 --> 00:20:37,925
Then you can go to sleep and
maybe do your homework after.
559
00:20:37,950 --> 00:20:40,323
And then we can get Teddy to
finish everything up for us.
560
00:20:40,348 --> 00:20:41,956
I don't sleep anymore. Don't need it.
561
00:20:41,981 --> 00:20:44,102
I make stuff and then
I do dinosaur stuff.
562
00:20:44,127 --> 00:20:46,110
But I might lie down
on the rug real quick.
563
00:20:46,135 --> 00:20:48,687
Oh, yeah, the floor
does look kind of comfy.
564
00:20:48,689 --> 00:20:51,628
Let me just... Mm. Yup.
Sawdust makes it softer.
565
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:53,370
Aw, my little handy hamsters.
566
00:20:53,395 --> 00:20:55,253
Hmm. What food can I make with one arm?
567
00:20:55,278 --> 00:20:57,683
Ooh, toast! See, other
arm? I don't need you.
568
00:20:57,708 --> 00:21:01,435
♪ Loft bed, got to
get my little bod ♪
569
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:04,645
♪ Up there, sleeping with the gods ♪
570
00:21:04,941 --> 00:21:08,459
♪ Loft bed, I will
get some R and R ♪
571
00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:12,279
♪ Next to all my throwing
stars. ♪ Loft bed!
572
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:14,259
I just hope Kim and Sons Hardware
573
00:21:14,284 --> 00:21:17,860
has a fireworks control
panel. I-I assume they do.
574
00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:19,538
And some reasonable water slide options.
575
00:21:19,563 --> 00:21:23,290
♪ Loft bed, if I
have to pee at night ♪
576
00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:26,559
♪ Loft bed, I will
hold the ladder tight ♪
577
00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:30,424
♪ Loft bed, I hope I
don't fall down, loft. ♪
578
00:21:30,449 --> 00:21:34,252
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