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Hey. Mm. Hey. Mm. Hey?
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Uh, Tina, do you have
a fly in your hair?
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And are you high-fiving it?
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No, I was trying to figure
out a more mature look.
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I mean, you smell mature.
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Tammy's having a post-Thanksgiving
bonfire beach party on Saturday,
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and rumor has it that
her older cousin is coming
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and she's bringing boys
from her high school.
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Whoa, real-life high
school teens? In the wild?
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- With their iPods and goatees?
- Yes.
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And that's why I have
to look extra mature.
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- Which I hope this is. Or this?
- You should wear a business suit
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and tell everyone you're
on a conference call.
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Do Mom and Dad know about this
mature older teen people party?
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Well, I'm kind of waiting
for the perfect moment
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to ask them permission. I
tried when Mom was asleep,
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but I'm not sure it
really counted as asking.
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That's how Dad proposed. I assume.
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Lot of Thanksgiving food in here, Bob.
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We're just one family, right? God.
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It's exactly the right amount, Lin.
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Are you worried about the
meal being too amazing?
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I just can't find the milk.
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Do you think the turkey drank it?
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If it did, that's
fine. It's allowed to do
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- whatever it wants in there.
- Oh!
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Found it. I don't know how
we're getting it back in there,
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so we got to finish this. Oh, look,
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that coupon for the
mini-golf place expires today.
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We meant to take the kids
all summer and never did.
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Oh, well. It's into the trash
for you, little coupon thingy.
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- Zoom. Poop.
- Mother. Father.
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Thanksgiving, huh? Did I RSVP yet?
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I mean, we were hoping
you could make it.
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Speaking of RSVP'ing, there's
something coming up this weekend
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- that I would like to ask...
- Wait, what's happening here?
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-Um... um...
-Don't throw that out. That's a 50% off
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Mystery Planet World mini-golf coupon.
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That's the most valuable thing we own.
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I know, hon, but it
expires today. Sorry.
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We'll do something
fun one day, I promise.
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But giant centipedes?
This tentacle thing?
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Rudy says this dancing yeti
is amazing. We have to go.
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- What if we went right now?
- Nothing big's happening today.
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I know you're kidding.
You're kidding, right?
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Think about it. Going
on Thanksgiving means
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not many people will be there.
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Yeah, because it's cold outside
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and people are at home
doing a much better thing.
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Dad. We could potentially have
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an entire mini-golf
course to ourselves,
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like it's ours,
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like we're a bunch of
mini madcap millionaires
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running around at our
private mini-golf estate.
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I think that was an
episode of Succession.
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I mean, we could go for a
little bit and then come back
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and you'd still have plenty
of time to stick the turkey
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in the oven when we got home.
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I don't just stick the
turkey in the oven, Lin.
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- Yeah. First you kiss it all over.
- Gene.
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Wait, they have a snack bar?
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With taquitos? Get me in there!
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No. No taquitos. If you ate taquitos,
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- you wouldn't have any room for dinner.
- I will make room.
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Tina, what do you say...
Thanksgiving mini-golf?
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Uh, I mean, only if Mom and Dad want to.
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I just respect them both so much.
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Well, it could be a sort of fun
Thanksgiving family thing to do.
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Ooh, I could sneak wine in a thermos.
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No, no. I won't do that.
Maybe. I don't know.
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- Please?
- Please?
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Fine, as long as we go
for, like, 20 minutes,
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and then come right
back home so I can cook.
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Between 20 and 95 minutes.
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- Okay, yeah.
- Yay! - Yay!
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Let me just say goodbye to the turkey.
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Yes! Look how
empty the parking lot is.
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That's a good sign, right?
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Yeah, like, maybe it's closed?
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- Dad. No.
- Sorry.
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Come on, come on, come on, come on!
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I'm not gonna run, but
trust me, I am very excited.
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This is my new home.
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Oh, people. Welcome.
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- Hi.
- Every year I stay open, thinking
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mini-golf on Thanksgiving
will become a thing,
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like going to the movies on Christmas
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or bowling on Mother's Day.
And then I wait and wait,
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and just as I'm about to
give up, someone comes.
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And it's us. Happy Thanksgiving.
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Oh, great, the one family
that comes today has a coupon.
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- That's great.
- Yeah, sorry. Coupon.
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Excuse me, I'm wondering
where the snack bar is located.
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And are your taquitos locally sourced?
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- Gene.
- Here's your putters, golf balls,
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scorecard, and your little pencils.
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And remember, here at
Planet Mystery World,
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your balls won't know what hit 'em.
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- Love it.
- Okay.
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All right, yeti, time
to eat some spaghetti.
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Your little dancing legs
aren't gonna stop me twice.
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Wait, this is your
third putt though, right?
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Shush, shush, shush.
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Yes! There it is.
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Mini-golf, yum!
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Now your ball can be
friends with all our balls
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that have been on that
side, waiting patiently.
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I still don't understand why the yeti
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says, "Mini-golf, yum."
He's not eating the balls.
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They're basically
going between his legs.
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Because he's the full package, Dad.
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When you putt through
there, his legs go superfast.
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When you putt through there,
that gets his arms going.
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And when you putt through
there, his head spins.
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And no matter what
hole you get it through,
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he says, "Mini-golf, yum"
because he's a gentleman.
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Geez, wouldn't it be great
to see him do all that stuff
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at the same time? I know we're all
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- thinking that.
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay, yeti hole done.
On to the next one.
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Wait, Lin, you-you didn't
tell me what you got.
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- Probably same as you.
- Well, I got two.
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Yeah, so did I. Plus two. So, four.
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I-I don't think you did, but fine.
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No, I did. Oh, look at the next hole.
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Ooh, army guys being attacked
by giant ants. Political.
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- Come on. Here we go.
- Wait, wait, people.
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Seems like we're kind of
at the best hole already.
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What if we just stayed here
and kept the yeti party going?
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But what about the rest of the course?
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Come on, Mom. This is the
kind of thing you can do
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when there's no one else here.
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I mean, we can do whatever we want.
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When else do we get to
experience this type of freedom?
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Naked Thursdays?
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I keep telling you
we're not doing those.
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You're not doing those.
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Anyway, Tina, Gene and I
will catch up to you guys.
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Go warm up those crazy
mystery monsters for us.
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As long as we're home when we
said we'd be home, I'm good.
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All right, fine. But be safe.
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Don't hit each other with your putters.
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You know that's why my Great Uncle Joe
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can't count to more than 15.
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Was a putter. In the
head. And quitting school.
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Okay, see you soon. Family!
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Sounds good. Love you.
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Okay, here's what I'm thinking, guys.
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What if we try to get our three balls
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into the three tunnels
at the exact same time?
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Yeti gets sweaty because
now he's got to do
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head-spin, arm flap, and
his little dance all at once.
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Think about it. This is like
the next stage of his evolution.
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It'd be criminal not to help this yeti
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- reach its full potential.
- I'm in.
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It sounds like important work
and a little less walking.
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Um, I think I'm gonna just play
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the actual game with Mom and Dad.
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Ha! You're kidding, right?
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Look, you can do whatever
it is you want to do here,
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but I need to stay clean.
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Stay clean?
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Yes. I want to get permission to go to
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Tammy's possible high
school boys bonfire party.
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You want to do that more
than do this cool fun thing
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I just made up with the yeti?
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I mean, is it going to be that fun?
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Oh, my goodness.
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Okay, Tina, I think you're having, like,
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a "boring" flare-up
right now or something.
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Or maybe I'm just having
a maturity flare-up.
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And you're having a
maturity... flare-down.
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- Excuse me?
- 'Cause you're immature.
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Oh, really? Then maybe it's better
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if we just don't play together.
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Yeah. Maybe it is.
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Okay, well, enjoy your dumb game
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of regular mini-golf, I guess.
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Have fun being immature and
messing something up, probably.
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- We will!
- Perfect.
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Oof, that was intense. Taquito break?
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Tina calling me immature.
I'm not immature.
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She's the immature
dumb-dummy-boob-head.
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Yeah, what about wanting to see a yeti
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do a funny dance is immature?
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We're basically scientists.
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Little ball,
why must you mock me?
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Ugh, we wouldn't have
needed to find a third ball
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if a certain sister wasn't
messing everything up.
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Got it.
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You know, I bet once Tina
sees how much fun we're having,
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she'll come crawling back.
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I'm already having fun.
Although this ground has
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a distinct vomit smell
that I don't love.
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Oh, yeah. All right, let's go.
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So, Tina, you didn't want to hang back
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with Gene and Louise and the Bigfoot?
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Yeah, I guess I'm just
a little too mature
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for that kind of kid stuff.
And, totally hypothetical,
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Yes. Yes...
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what's your stance on
bonfire beach parties with...
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- Yes! Hole in one!
- Oh.
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I got a hole in one! Ha-ha!
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- Um...
- Wow, Lin. Good job.
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Still behind, but, you
know, it helps your score.
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A little. Not really.
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Hey, I get to ring this bell.
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Ha-ho!
That's a hole in one!
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Unless you cheated or you
just ring any old bell you see.
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- I can't tell from here.
- Ha-ha!
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Okay, I'm gonna go hit
another hole in one.
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Um, Tina and I are still on this o...
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Oh, you're walking away.
That's fine. We'll catch up.
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'Cause we're so much quicker
than you. N-never mind.
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- Damn it.
- Seven. Lucky number seven.
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You know, the ground here is
weird. They need to fix that.
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- Damn it. Stupid ground.
- Eight. Eight is great.
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I guess you're probably
not looking to have anyone
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ask you any questions about
weekend plans right now.
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Um, because you're busy
being mad at the ground.
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- Which makes sense.
- What's that, honey?
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You wanted to ask me something?
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- Yeah, um...
- Damn!
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- Oh. No.
- Nine.
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- You hush.
- Is fine.
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Okay, on three.
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One, two, three!
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- Ugh.
- Mini-golf, yum!
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These dang legs are driving me nuts.
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'Cause they're gorgeous or 'cause they
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- keep getting in the way?
- Both.
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If Tina wasn't being
such a matur-a-nerd,
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we'd have three people,
one for each hole,
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and we wouldn't be having this problem.
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Should we give up? Shake the yeti's hand
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and hope we can still all be friends?
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No. Gene, get your ball.
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Get in position, soldier.
Get ready to geti this yeti.
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♪ Grab your putter, grab your ball ♪
241
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♪ Do it all at
Planet Mystery World ♪
242
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♪ Grab your putter, grab your ball ♪
243
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♪ Do it all at
Planet Mystery World ♪
244
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♪ Putt, putt, putt, putt,
putty, putt-putt, putt-putt ♪
245
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♪ Putt, putt, putt,
putt, putty, putt-putt ♪
246
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♪ Putt, putt, putty,
putty, putt-putt ♪
247
00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:03,898
♪ Putt-putt, putt,
putty, putt-putt. ♪
248
00:09:03,929 --> 00:09:06,554
Okay, I think if I bank
it off the side here,
249
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hard but not too hard,
I've got a shot at it.
250
00:09:08,031 --> 00:09:09,342
I think that's the secret to this hole.
251
00:09:09,367 --> 00:09:11,628
That's the secret to
this one for sure, I bet.
252
00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:14,412
Lin, I think maybe you're
chasing the dragon a little bit.
253
00:09:14,437 --> 00:09:16,010
You don't need to get
another hole in one.
254
00:09:16,035 --> 00:09:17,197
At this point, just be happy
255
00:09:17,222 --> 00:09:18,729
to get the ball in the hole at all.
256
00:09:18,754 --> 00:09:20,921
I do need to get
another hole in one, Bob.
257
00:09:20,946 --> 00:09:23,355
I've tasted it. I can't go
back now. You don't know.
258
00:09:23,380 --> 00:09:26,244
Tina, your mom's losing
it. But we still love her.
259
00:09:26,269 --> 00:09:29,362
Yeah. And we'd love for her
to get another hole in one
260
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so she could be happy and
open to talking about stuff.
261
00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:35,346
Like, I don't know,
maybe cool bonfire stuff.
262
00:09:35,371 --> 00:09:36,998
- Oh, come on.
- Or not.
263
00:09:37,023 --> 00:09:38,356
How did I do it before?
264
00:09:38,381 --> 00:09:40,339
I feel like I had something
pure about my swing.
265
00:09:40,364 --> 00:09:42,551
- Now I'm all tight.
- You do look a little stiff.
266
00:09:42,646 --> 00:09:45,255
Did you see how when I did
it I had this loose motion...
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00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:46,613
- J... Dut, dut, dut, dut.
- Sorry.
268
00:09:46,638 --> 00:09:49,398
That hole in one. It
was effortless. So free.
269
00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:52,014
Who was that Linda? I want
to be that person again.
270
00:09:52,135 --> 00:09:53,743
Don't beat yourself up, Lin.
271
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We're beating you so badly already.
272
00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:56,753
Tina, what were you saying?
273
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That you wanted to go home
274
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and watch me make Thanksgiving dinner?
275
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Uh, no. I mean, yes, so much.
276
00:10:01,525 --> 00:10:03,412
But, uh, yeah, I was just talking about
277
00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:06,271
a gathering this weekend,
with, um, high school boys.
278
00:10:06,296 --> 00:10:07,590
- High school boys?
- What?
279
00:10:07,615 --> 00:10:09,517
High school boys? What?
280
00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:12,225
No, I was saying, "Hi, school boys."
281
00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:14,455
Um, oh, where'd they go? Uh,
thought they were right there.
282
00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:17,529
I'm just
gonna, uh, run to the bathroom.
283
00:10:17,554 --> 00:10:18,606
I'll-I'll meet you
guys at the next hole.
284
00:10:18,631 --> 00:10:20,368
Damn it! Bob, let me try your putter.
285
00:10:20,393 --> 00:10:23,193
- And your ball. Don't look at me.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
286
00:10:23,218 --> 00:10:25,561
- Ugh! Is it too much to ask
- YETI: Mini-golf, yum!
287
00:10:25,586 --> 00:10:27,795
To get all three balls
in at the same time
288
00:10:27,820 --> 00:10:29,994
to see a yeti do a bunch of crazy stuff?
289
00:10:30,019 --> 00:10:31,966
- Who said that... Lincoln?
- Hmm.
290
00:10:31,991 --> 00:10:34,992
It'd be easier if we could
get those legs to stop moving.
291
00:10:35,017 --> 00:10:36,744
That's what they said
about that Road Runner.
292
00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:38,479
What if we stick a putter in there?
293
00:10:38,504 --> 00:10:39,670
That could work, right?
294
00:10:39,695 --> 00:10:41,131
They shouldn't have
given us putters if they
295
00:10:41,156 --> 00:10:42,398
didn't want us to stick them places.
296
00:10:42,423 --> 00:10:44,209
Yeah. Now we won't need Tina at all.
297
00:10:44,234 --> 00:10:46,479
So, if she just never
wants to play with us again,
298
00:10:46,504 --> 00:10:48,963
- I guess that'd be...
- totally fine.
299
00:10:48,988 --> 00:10:50,650
There's the Thanksgiving spirit.
300
00:10:50,675 --> 00:10:52,666
I'll stick the putter
in, we'll roll the balls,
301
00:10:52,691 --> 00:10:54,669
and then I'll pull it out
before it starts to dance.
302
00:10:54,694 --> 00:10:56,360
And then our lives change forever
303
00:10:56,385 --> 00:10:58,104
and we never look back.
304
00:10:58,288 --> 00:11:00,046
Okay, let's get into position.
305
00:11:00,071 --> 00:11:01,070
Aye aye.
306
00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:03,541
Ready? Roll!
307
00:11:03,566 --> 00:11:04,876
- Mini-golf, yum!
- Yes!
308
00:11:04,901 --> 00:11:06,383
Oh, wait, crap... the putter.
309
00:11:06,741 --> 00:11:08,077
Yum... Yum!
310
00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:09,746
- Yum. Yum, yum!
- Oh, oh, oh, oh!
311
00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,657
Gene, a little help?
Gene, a little help!
312
00:11:11,681 --> 00:11:12,271
Uh...
313
00:11:12,290 --> 00:11:14,158
Oh, no.
314
00:11:14,183 --> 00:11:16,515
You can barely tell.
315
00:11:19,580 --> 00:11:22,084
Okay, looking good. Dang it!
316
00:11:22,109 --> 00:11:23,397
Why do they have to make these things
317
00:11:23,422 --> 00:11:24,514
so darn easy to break
318
00:11:24,539 --> 00:11:26,167
when you shove a metal object in them?
319
00:11:26,192 --> 00:11:28,729
Oh, God. I don't want
to go to mini-golf jail.
320
00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:32,209
I bet the cells are diabolical
little worlds unto themselves.
321
00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:33,792
With Astroturf everywhere.
322
00:11:33,817 --> 00:11:35,910
Oh, this day could not get any worse.
323
00:11:35,935 --> 00:11:37,192
Whose idea was it to go mini-golfing
324
00:11:37,217 --> 00:11:38,866
on Thanksgiving, anyway?
325
00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:41,368
Wait, what if we sort
of wedge it in here?
326
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:44,057
Aah! Yeti, why can't you
hold yourself together?
327
00:11:44,082 --> 00:11:46,173
- You're better than this.
- Ugh. Well,
328
00:11:46,198 --> 00:11:47,901
Tina will be thrilled. She said
329
00:11:47,926 --> 00:11:49,403
we were gonna break
something, and now she's right
330
00:11:49,428 --> 00:11:51,111
and I hate when I'm
not the one who's right.
331
00:11:51,136 --> 00:11:53,247
Maybe we make a sign that says
332
00:11:53,272 --> 00:11:56,049
"Out of order, but not because
two great kids broke it."
333
00:11:56,074 --> 00:11:57,217
Oh, crap, it's Tina. Quick,
334
00:11:57,242 --> 00:11:58,926
make the legs look not broken.
335
00:11:59,690 --> 00:12:01,295
Oh, hey, you.
336
00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:04,150
- Hey. Just going to the bathroom.
- Great. Great. Love it.
337
00:12:04,175 --> 00:12:05,652
Don't make the same mistake
I did and assume that outhouse
338
00:12:05,677 --> 00:12:07,488
over there with a
wolfman peeking out of it
339
00:12:07,513 --> 00:12:10,757
is fully functional, because it is not.
340
00:12:12,883 --> 00:12:14,373
How's your yeti game going?
341
00:12:14,405 --> 00:12:16,741
Uh, amazing, actually.
342
00:12:16,766 --> 00:12:19,025
Really, really fun.
And amazing. And great.
343
00:12:19,050 --> 00:12:22,096
- All of those things.
- We're just taking a little break.
344
00:12:22,121 --> 00:12:24,264
Because it's so fun.
Actually, you know...
345
00:12:24,289 --> 00:12:25,472
exhausting.
346
00:12:25,497 --> 00:12:28,906
From the hooting and the
hollering. Just got to recharge.
347
00:12:28,931 --> 00:12:30,545
Wait, is something wrong with the legs?
348
00:12:30,577 --> 00:12:31,888
You mean, why do they look perfect?
349
00:12:31,913 --> 00:12:33,814
Aren't they supposed to
be moving? Are they broken?
350
00:12:33,839 --> 00:12:35,486
- Did you break them?
- What? No.
351
00:12:35,511 --> 00:12:37,647
Well, it looks like
you're holding them up.
352
00:12:37,672 --> 00:12:39,838
Holding them up is part of the game?
353
00:12:39,863 --> 00:12:40,863
Oops. We lost.
354
00:12:40,888 --> 00:12:42,510
I knew it. I knew you
would break something
355
00:12:42,535 --> 00:12:44,421
doing whatever it is
you were doing over here.
356
00:12:44,446 --> 00:12:47,232
Well, I'd rather have
fun and be immature
357
00:12:47,257 --> 00:12:48,537
and accidentally break something
358
00:12:48,562 --> 00:12:50,530
than be a "too grown up to hang out
359
00:12:50,555 --> 00:12:51,703
"with her super cool siblings
360
00:12:51,723 --> 00:12:53,798
who invent life-changing games" person.
361
00:12:53,863 --> 00:12:56,277
Okay. I'm just gonna
pretend I didn't see it
362
00:12:56,302 --> 00:12:57,560
and go back to Mom and Dad.
363
00:12:57,585 --> 00:12:59,481
Well, go to the bathroom
first, obviously,
364
00:12:59,506 --> 00:13:01,840
but then back to them.
So, good luck with this.
365
00:13:01,873 --> 00:13:04,769
Yeah, just go pee. Or poop.
Whatever you're gonna do.
366
00:13:04,794 --> 00:13:07,674
- It's pee. Number one.
- We know what number pee is.
367
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:10,625
So, Mexico? You, me and
the legs? On the run?
368
00:13:10,650 --> 00:13:13,053
We try to stay one step
ahead of the federales?
369
00:13:13,078 --> 00:13:14,560
Maybe we end up learning a thing or two?
370
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:17,393
About life? About ourselves?
371
00:13:17,425 --> 00:13:20,259
Come on. You got this, Linda.
372
00:13:20,524 --> 00:13:21,931
Clear your mind.
373
00:13:21,956 --> 00:13:23,122
Nothing in there at all.
374
00:13:23,147 --> 00:13:24,997
- Bob, don't breathe.
- 'Kay.
375
00:13:25,701 --> 00:13:27,296
Aah! You know what it is?
376
00:13:27,321 --> 00:13:30,128
It's those aliens eating
pizza. They're distracting me.
377
00:13:30,153 --> 00:13:32,486
Really? They didn't
distract me. I like them.
378
00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:33,897
They're interested in our culture.
379
00:13:33,922 --> 00:13:35,750
They're not interested
in anyone but themselves.
380
00:13:35,775 --> 00:13:38,851
Linda, I'm a little scared
to talk to you right now,
381
00:13:38,876 --> 00:13:40,468
but, um, we lost our kids.
382
00:13:40,493 --> 00:13:42,493
And now we're just
two middle-aged people
383
00:13:42,518 --> 00:13:44,027
playing mini-golf on Thanksgiving.
384
00:13:44,052 --> 00:13:46,070
One normal, and one... you.
385
00:13:46,095 --> 00:13:49,188
So, how about we just call
it, find the kids, and go?
386
00:13:49,213 --> 00:13:50,998
And then I can cook dinner.
387
00:13:51,023 --> 00:13:52,484
And we could possibly
never do this again.
388
00:13:52,508 --> 00:13:54,431
Bob, I need this. And I'm going to get
389
00:13:54,456 --> 00:13:56,602
another hole in one and
as soon as I do, we can go.
390
00:13:56,621 --> 00:13:58,507
Also, we're not playing by ourselves.
391
00:13:58,532 --> 00:13:59,572
Tina still likes us.
392
00:13:59,597 --> 00:14:01,148
She's just in the bathroom.
393
00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:03,491
Oh, crumb bums! This is your fault.
394
00:14:03,516 --> 00:14:06,191
- I miss Tina.
- And your fault, other alien.
395
00:14:06,216 --> 00:14:07,565
So smug.
396
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,782
Ugh, poor, dumb mini-golf goofs.
397
00:14:10,802 --> 00:14:12,618
Nope, nope. Going back to Mom and Dad.
398
00:14:12,637 --> 00:14:13,861
Not gonna get involved in this.
399
00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,599
I've got a teen party on the line.
400
00:14:15,623 --> 00:14:17,465
Oh, crap. The manager.
He's gonna see them.
401
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,656
Uh...
402
00:14:18,689 --> 00:14:22,244
Oh, um, uh, excuse me,
mister, uh, mini-manager.
403
00:14:22,269 --> 00:14:25,291
That's my name, ha-ha. No,
it's not. It-it's Michael.
404
00:14:25,316 --> 00:14:27,353
- Uh, what can I do for you?
- Uh, I'm... I was just
405
00:14:27,377 --> 00:14:29,134
wondering, um, could you tell me
406
00:14:29,154 --> 00:14:31,086
what's the story behind... that?
407
00:14:31,111 --> 00:14:32,703
And keep looking
this way while you do it?
408
00:14:32,728 --> 00:14:35,193
Oh, that? I had it
made for my wife
409
00:14:35,218 --> 00:14:36,712
for our tenth wedding anniversary.
410
00:14:36,736 --> 00:14:38,719
She didn't want it in the
house, so I brought it out here.
411
00:14:38,738 --> 00:14:42,981
Wow. That's really, really
great and interesting.
412
00:14:43,001 --> 00:14:45,484
Yeah, turns out her and I
have very different ideas
413
00:14:45,578 --> 00:14:47,895
about what makes a
great gift, apparently.
414
00:14:47,897 --> 00:14:49,697
- Uh-huh.
- Oh, that reminds me.
415
00:14:49,732 --> 00:14:51,877
I got to go wipe the bird
poop off the mermaid sculpture.
416
00:14:51,901 --> 00:14:54,371
I made a promise to her
years ago and I'm keeping it.
417
00:14:54,396 --> 00:14:55,972
The mermaid, not my wife. But my wife
418
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,663
and the mermaid are
friends, so it's fine.
419
00:14:57,682 --> 00:14:59,751
Yeah, you should definitely
go in that direction
420
00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:01,811
and do that right away.
And, uh, take your time.
421
00:15:01,835 --> 00:15:03,968
Okay, I'm done helping.
422
00:15:04,557 --> 00:15:06,557
Fine, still helping.
423
00:15:06,582 --> 00:15:07,932
This is so stupid.
424
00:15:07,957 --> 00:15:09,778
Are we gonna have to
hold these dumb legs up
425
00:15:09,803 --> 00:15:11,085
for the rest of our lives?
426
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,178
I'm sick of holding up my own legs.
427
00:15:13,256 --> 00:15:14,605
Ugh, let's put them down.
428
00:15:14,699 --> 00:15:16,819
Gene, I don't think we
have any other choice.
429
00:15:16,937 --> 00:15:18,252
We're just gonna have to
430
00:15:18,277 --> 00:15:20,445
go and tell Mom and Dad
that we broke the yeti.
431
00:15:20,470 --> 00:15:22,349
And then Tina will say, "I told you so"
432
00:15:22,373 --> 00:15:23,764
and then we'll go to mini-golf jail
433
00:15:23,783 --> 00:15:25,835
and probably have to
make mini license plates.
434
00:15:25,859 --> 00:15:27,429
Do you think we'll still be allowed
435
00:15:27,453 --> 00:15:28,527
to have Thanksgiving dinner tonight
436
00:15:28,546 --> 00:15:29,954
before the cops take us away?
437
00:15:29,979 --> 00:15:33,054
Maybe Mom will pack us a
little jail turkey or something.
438
00:15:33,079 --> 00:15:34,205
- Oh, God.
- Guys, wait.
439
00:15:34,248 --> 00:15:35,272
What do you want, Tina?
440
00:15:35,305 --> 00:15:36,621
Yes, we broke this thing
441
00:15:36,646 --> 00:15:38,131
and now we're gonna
get into huge trouble.
442
00:15:38,156 --> 00:15:39,705
You were right, we were dumb. Happy?
443
00:15:39,724 --> 00:15:41,777
No. Listen, don't tell
Mom and Dad anything.
444
00:15:41,801 --> 00:15:44,543
What? We have to. There's
no way to fix that yeti.
445
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,878
Turns out we're not the
savvy mechanical engineers
446
00:15:46,898 --> 00:15:49,623
- I assumed we were.
- We've leaned it, tilted it,
447
00:15:49,642 --> 00:15:51,378
and leaned it again. What else is there?
448
00:15:51,402 --> 00:15:53,118
And don't say leaning. We've tried that.
449
00:15:53,143 --> 00:15:55,123
We need something to replace
this broken rod in here
450
00:15:55,147 --> 00:15:57,298
that the legs rest on like, um...
451
00:15:57,316 --> 00:15:58,799
oh, this.
452
00:15:58,818 --> 00:16:01,135
That tiny pencil? But it's so wee.
453
00:16:01,137 --> 00:16:02,556
No, we get a whole bunch of them.
454
00:16:02,580 --> 00:16:04,229
Oh, my God, Tina, you're a genius.
455
00:16:04,249 --> 00:16:06,042
Gene, pencils. Quick, let's go.
456
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,939
I've never run towards a
pencil in my life, but okay!
457
00:16:12,033 --> 00:16:14,553
- Okay, here's the goods.
- And I kept one for myself
458
00:16:14,578 --> 00:16:16,720
to put behind my ear like
an old-timey newspaper man.
459
00:16:16,744 --> 00:16:19,169
Great. So, I'm gonna
jam a bunch of pencils
460
00:16:19,194 --> 00:16:21,223
into this gear thing until it
works again. Fingers crossed.
461
00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:22,156
Oh, God.
462
00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:23,193
I love it.
463
00:16:23,218 --> 00:16:25,395
Are you sure you're not
moonlighting for NASA?
464
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,161
You can tell us, we're cool.
465
00:16:27,478 --> 00:16:30,164
Nice. Got it in two. Two for Bob.
466
00:16:30,182 --> 00:16:31,832
Yeah, yeah, Tommy Two-Strokes.
467
00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:33,759
Get ready for Linda
Look-at-my-Hole-in-One.
468
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,162
Just as long as you don't
469
00:16:35,187 --> 00:16:36,665
permanently change your name to that.
470
00:16:36,689 --> 00:16:39,857
Okay. Feeling really,
really good about this one.
471
00:16:39,882 --> 00:16:41,486
No! I-I...
472
00:16:41,511 --> 00:16:43,694
I hit it by accident. Redo, redo.
473
00:16:43,719 --> 00:16:45,748
Okay, I'll just put a little asterisk
474
00:16:45,773 --> 00:16:48,106
on the scorecard and write "redo".
475
00:16:48,126 --> 00:16:49,458
But go ahead and start again.
476
00:16:49,483 --> 00:16:51,885
I will. And if I get it
in one, it counts as one.
477
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:53,410
Yup. Just gonna put that asterisk.
478
00:16:54,233 --> 00:16:56,334
We're doing everything
we can. Stay calm.
479
00:16:56,359 --> 00:16:58,368
You're gonna dance
again. Oh, how you'll dance.
480
00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:00,172
Ooh! More customers.
481
00:17:00,196 --> 00:17:02,302
Thanksgiving mini-golf
is officially happening.
482
00:17:02,327 --> 00:17:04,767
Oh, crap. More people showed
up. We got to fix this quick.
483
00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:06,458
- Welcome, welcome!
- Hide.
484
00:17:06,477 --> 00:17:08,347
Planet Mystery World at your service.
485
00:17:08,371 --> 00:17:09,439
I'm coming right over.
486
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,350
- Hurry, Tina.
- I know, I know.
487
00:17:11,374 --> 00:17:13,298
Push in those pencils, pencil pusher.
488
00:17:13,318 --> 00:17:14,817
It's the final hole.
489
00:17:14,865 --> 00:17:16,290
This is my last chance.
490
00:17:16,315 --> 00:17:19,023
The power is inside you,
Linda. Find that power again.
491
00:17:19,048 --> 00:17:21,451
Shoot, did I take the butter
out of the fridge before we left?
492
00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:23,308
- Bob! Putting!
- Sorry.
493
00:17:23,328 --> 00:17:24,902
Yes, yes, yes.
494
00:17:24,927 --> 00:17:28,249
No. No. Are you kidding me?!
495
00:17:28,274 --> 00:17:31,058
You're still a wonderful person, Lin.
496
00:17:31,077 --> 00:17:32,871
Don't let mini-golf destroy you.
497
00:17:32,895 --> 00:17:35,730
Hey, you got a hole in one in life?
498
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,232
- And at the fourth hole.
- And at the fourth hole.
499
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,929
Which I will remember forever.
500
00:17:39,954 --> 00:17:43,047
Yes. Can we go home now so
I can finally make dinner?
501
00:17:43,072 --> 00:17:44,399
- And have wine?
- And have wine.
502
00:17:44,423 --> 00:17:45,826
All right! Let's get the kids
503
00:17:45,850 --> 00:17:47,768
- and get the hell out of here!
- Oh, thank God.
504
00:17:47,793 --> 00:17:50,957
M'kay, this seems like the
right amount of pencils,
505
00:17:50,982 --> 00:17:53,666
because that's all we
had. Let's put the legs on.
506
00:17:54,767 --> 00:17:56,653
Hey, kids, wherever you are!
507
00:17:56,677 --> 00:17:57,877
It's time to go home and eat.
508
00:17:57,902 --> 00:18:00,011
Okay, great. Quick, quick, quick.
509
00:18:00,036 --> 00:18:01,733
And don't bother asking about the score
510
00:18:01,757 --> 00:18:02,756
because I threw out the scorecard
511
00:18:02,775 --> 00:18:04,160
and it doesn't matter, no one cares.
512
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,662
My score was really good, though.
513
00:18:05,686 --> 00:18:07,163
- Just saying.
- No.
514
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:08,371
Please let this work.
515
00:18:08,396 --> 00:18:10,165
Legs, don't fail us now.
516
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:14,595
Okay, let's slowly let go and step back
517
00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:16,832
and act like everything
we're doing right now
518
00:18:16,857 --> 00:18:18,173
is totally natural.
519
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:21,200
Yes! I mean, yeah, this
is how his legs work.
520
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,921
And this is how I stand
when I'm being super normal.
521
00:18:23,946 --> 00:18:27,654
Okay, let's wrap it up so we can
head back home to Turkey Town.
522
00:18:27,679 --> 00:18:28,776
Where we belong.
523
00:18:28,801 --> 00:18:30,208
- Ready. - Sounds good.
- Yep, yep.
524
00:18:30,228 --> 00:18:31,687
I want to go do the yeti!
525
00:18:31,712 --> 00:18:33,787
Okay, okay, slow down.
She loves the yeti.
526
00:18:33,806 --> 00:18:35,984
What's not to love?
Great hole. Great yeti.
527
00:18:36,009 --> 00:18:37,025
Yup, yup.
528
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:39,104
Mini-golf, yum!
529
00:18:39,128 --> 00:18:40,552
Oh, no!
530
00:18:40,571 --> 00:18:41,906
Oh, God. Is that supposed to happen?
531
00:18:41,999 --> 00:18:44,993
Uh, and we're walking to the car...
532
00:18:45,018 --> 00:18:46,259
No, wait.
533
00:18:46,284 --> 00:18:49,895
Mom, Dad, Gene and I have
to tell you something.
534
00:18:50,737 --> 00:18:53,142
When I said we'd pay for
it I was really hoping
535
00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:56,279
he would say, "That's okay."
But now we're paying for it.
536
00:18:56,304 --> 00:18:57,713
The kids are paying for it.
537
00:18:57,738 --> 00:18:59,784
Right, but that means we
have to start paying them
538
00:18:59,809 --> 00:19:02,143
so they can pay us. So,
really, we're paying.
539
00:19:02,168 --> 00:19:03,795
- Well, they're grounded.
- And banned.
540
00:19:03,947 --> 00:19:05,463
Banned from a mini-golf course.
541
00:19:05,488 --> 00:19:08,212
Should we leave them somewhere?
542
00:19:08,237 --> 00:19:10,079
Yeah, I'll keep an eye
out for a good spot.
543
00:19:10,104 --> 00:19:12,888
I'd just like to mention
again how sorry we are.
544
00:19:12,913 --> 00:19:16,284
And how Thanksgiving is
a time of forgiveness.
545
00:19:16,309 --> 00:19:17,733
And also, Tina was right.
546
00:19:17,758 --> 00:19:19,903
Gene and I shouldn't have
been messing with the legs.
547
00:19:19,927 --> 00:19:22,031
It was an accident and it
could've happened to anyone.
548
00:19:22,056 --> 00:19:23,147
I mean, dancing yetis?
549
00:19:23,172 --> 00:19:24,741
A lot of moving parts.
A lot that can go wrong.
550
00:19:24,765 --> 00:19:26,970
- Yeah, I guess that's true.
- Yeah, maybe.
551
00:19:26,995 --> 00:19:27,843
Thanks, T.
552
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:30,435
Dancing yetis is what
I'm gonna call my S-Corp.
553
00:19:30,455 --> 00:19:33,280
There you are. You look amazing.
554
00:19:33,305 --> 00:19:35,069
I missed you so much
while I was at mini-golf.
555
00:19:35,094 --> 00:19:36,929
You played mini-golf without me?
556
00:19:36,954 --> 00:19:38,772
Wait, you like mini-golf?
557
00:19:38,796 --> 00:19:40,999
Of course I like
mini-golf. I'm a turkey.
558
00:19:41,023 --> 00:19:43,092
Right, right, sorry.
I'll-I'll take you next time?
559
00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:44,853
- Good.
- Next year, I'm just gonna
560
00:19:44,877 --> 00:19:47,276
sit on the couch, have
some wine, not shower
561
00:19:47,301 --> 00:19:49,431
and watch the parade on
TV like a normal person.
562
00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:50,622
Happy Thanksgiving, Bob.
563
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:52,384
Happy Thanksgiving, Lin.
564
00:19:52,409 --> 00:19:53,527
Mwah.
565
00:19:53,552 --> 00:19:55,202
Ooh, you already have mashed potatoes
566
00:19:55,204 --> 00:19:57,204
- in your mustache, somehow.
- Oh, God, I do.
567
00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:59,140
- Ha! Mash-stache.
- Mm.
568
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:00,685
Sorry we got you grounded
569
00:20:00,710 --> 00:20:02,300
and you have to miss the party, Tina.
570
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:03,711
With the high school boys farting
571
00:20:03,729 --> 00:20:05,741
their high school farts
all over the beach.
572
00:20:05,766 --> 00:20:08,215
Yeah. But there will be other
high school boys parties.
573
00:20:08,234 --> 00:20:09,612
In high school, I'm assuming?
574
00:20:09,637 --> 00:20:12,546
Hey, um, also sorry for, uh,
575
00:20:12,639 --> 00:20:14,761
sort of being jerky earlier.
576
00:20:14,786 --> 00:20:16,557
And for calling you a
dumb-dummy-boob-head.
577
00:20:16,575 --> 00:20:19,354
- You called me that?
- Not to your face, but yeah.
578
00:20:19,379 --> 00:20:21,539
I'm sorry too. I was a
little on a high horse today.
579
00:20:21,564 --> 00:20:23,391
And not just 'cause of
that one hole we played that
580
00:20:23,415 --> 00:20:25,301
had that really big horse being ridden
581
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,378
by another smaller horse.
582
00:20:26,402 --> 00:20:27,826
You were kind of amazing today.
583
00:20:27,845 --> 00:20:30,738
I mean, it didn't work for
long. But it worked for a minute.
584
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:33,234
Thanks. And, hey, it
was pretty mature of you
585
00:20:33,259 --> 00:20:34,644
to tell Mom and Dad the truth.
586
00:20:34,669 --> 00:20:36,662
We're grown-up folk
now. I drink seltzer.
587
00:20:36,687 --> 00:20:38,406
Louise, I know we're
not always going to want
588
00:20:38,430 --> 00:20:41,172
to do the same things, but
I'll always have your back.
589
00:20:41,192 --> 00:20:43,820
- Same here.
- And I've got all your backs, too.
590
00:20:43,844 --> 00:20:46,511
I'll never put anything
ahead of my sisters.
591
00:20:46,605 --> 00:20:48,246
- Kids. Dinner.
- Turkey!
592
00:20:48,271 --> 00:20:49,735
- Get out of my way!
- Hey. Ow!
593
00:20:49,759 --> 00:20:50,902
Gene, watch it!
594
00:20:50,926 --> 00:20:52,662
♪ Three, two, one, roll ♪
595
00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:54,071
♪ With just one goal ♪
596
00:20:54,096 --> 00:20:55,296
♪ Got to get it just right ♪
597
00:20:55,424 --> 00:20:56,590
♪ To make the yeti go ♪
598
00:20:56,615 --> 00:20:58,075
♪ Head spin, arm flaps ♪
599
00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,357
♪ Legs do their tippy-tap ♪
600
00:20:59,377 --> 00:21:00,525
♪ All at once is a vision ♪
601
00:21:00,545 --> 00:21:02,246
♪ But only with precision ♪
602
00:21:02,271 --> 00:21:04,132
♪ Three, two, one,
roll, just one goal ♪
603
00:21:04,157 --> 00:21:06,675
♪ Got to get it just
right to make the yeti go ♪
604
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,561
- ♪ Sometimes the legs fall off ♪
- ♪ Say what? ♪
605
00:21:08,586 --> 00:21:11,179
♪ But then Tina comes
and saves your butt ♪
606
00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:12,591
- ♪ Mini-golf, yum! ♪
- ♪ Three, two, one, roll ♪
607
00:21:12,615 --> 00:21:15,426
♪ With just one goal ♪
608
00:21:15,451 --> 00:21:17,023
♪ Got to get it just
right to make the yeti ♪
609
00:21:17,047 --> 00:21:18,008
♪ Yeti go ♪
610
00:21:18,033 --> 00:21:20,443
- ♪ Three, two, one, roll ♪
- ♪ Mini-golf, yum! ♪
611
00:21:20,468 --> 00:21:24,159
- ♪ Y-Yum, y-yum ♪
- ♪ Mini-golf, yum! ♪
612
00:21:24,184 --> 00:21:27,312
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