1 00:00:05,729 --> 00:00:10,729 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 2 00:00:21,539 --> 00:00:23,915 -Hi. -Hey, Tina. How was Thundergirls? 3 00:00:27,121 --> 00:00:28,608 - So... good? - No! 4 00:00:28,633 --> 00:00:31,137 My future is ruined! I did Thundergirls all wrong! 5 00:00:31,162 --> 00:00:32,832 I'm a Thundergirl disgrace! 6 00:00:32,857 --> 00:00:34,377 A "BlunderGirl"? Sorry. 7 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:35,681 What happened? 8 00:00:35,705 --> 00:00:37,050 I was in the bathroom and I heard yelling. 9 00:00:37,074 --> 00:00:38,487 How come there's always someone yelling 10 00:00:38,511 --> 00:00:40,320 - when I'm trying to use the bathroom? - Family tradition? 11 00:00:40,345 --> 00:00:42,059 I'm just upset because my future is a sick joke 12 00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:43,186 and it's all my fault. 13 00:00:43,211 --> 00:00:45,700 Okay, tell me about it, Tina. Tell Mama. 14 00:00:45,725 --> 00:00:48,005 I'm just gonna casually zip up my fly while you're talking. 15 00:00:48,029 --> 00:00:49,429 Go ahead, sweetie. 16 00:00:49,454 --> 00:00:50,389 Tonight at Thundergirls, 17 00:00:50,414 --> 00:00:52,246 after we made some pretty badass bookmarks, 18 00:00:52,271 --> 00:00:53,951 we were all heading out the door to go home 19 00:00:54,008 --> 00:00:55,688 when Troop Leader Ginny said she wanted to talk to me. 20 00:00:55,712 --> 00:00:58,004 Tina, hey. I've been meaning to talk to you. 21 00:00:58,029 --> 00:01:00,879 Have you given any thought to pursuing your Lightning Sash? 22 00:01:00,919 --> 00:01:02,966 Oh, I mean, the Lightning Sash is 23 00:01:02,991 --> 00:01:04,420 the highest sash in Thundergirls. 24 00:01:04,460 --> 00:01:06,420 - You need a lot of badges to earn that. - Correct. 25 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:09,165 So, I figured getting it would be... hard? 26 00:01:09,190 --> 00:01:11,328 It is! But so worth it. 27 00:01:11,353 --> 00:01:13,310 Colleges look at the Lightning Sash. 28 00:01:13,335 --> 00:01:15,997 NASA likes the Lightning Sash on a résumé. 29 00:01:16,022 --> 00:01:17,759 So do Fortune 500 companies. 30 00:01:17,784 --> 00:01:19,654 I know what, um, those are... 31 00:01:19,679 --> 00:01:22,856 The top 500 fortune cookie companies? 32 00:01:22,881 --> 00:01:26,120 If I were you, I'd get on it. Look, you're one of our more... 33 00:01:26,145 --> 00:01:27,958 - seasoned Thundergirls. - Thank you? 34 00:01:27,983 --> 00:01:29,553 But for someone so seasoned, 35 00:01:29,578 --> 00:01:31,535 you are way behind on your badge count. 36 00:01:31,568 --> 00:01:33,372 Course I was too at your age. 37 00:01:33,397 --> 00:01:35,755 But you buckled down and got your Lightning Sash? 38 00:01:35,780 --> 00:01:39,020 I did not. And I regret it every day of my damn life. 39 00:01:39,054 --> 00:01:41,302 Sorry for swearing, a Thundergirl never swears. 40 00:01:41,327 --> 00:01:43,198 Good story. Especially the profanity. 41 00:01:43,223 --> 00:01:45,169 I was mostly distracted by Mom's fly. 42 00:01:45,194 --> 00:01:47,164 Yeah, you did not do a great job, Lin. 43 00:01:47,189 --> 00:01:49,325 Okay, okay, there. It's all the way up. 44 00:01:49,350 --> 00:01:51,154 - It-It's not. - Oh. 45 00:01:51,179 --> 00:01:52,949 What the hell's going on with these pants? 46 00:01:52,974 --> 00:01:54,209 Anyway, keep talking, Tina. 47 00:01:54,234 --> 00:01:56,372 So, you want to get this Lightning Sash thing? 48 00:01:56,397 --> 00:01:57,932 Now I do. 49 00:01:57,957 --> 00:01:59,802 I-I've just been having fun at Thundergirls when 50 00:01:59,827 --> 00:02:01,240 I should have been thinking about how it could mold 51 00:02:01,265 --> 00:02:03,105 - my whole entire future. - That's what you get 52 00:02:03,130 --> 00:02:04,607 for being such a party animal. 53 00:02:04,632 --> 00:02:06,032 Wait, so how many badges do you need 54 00:02:06,064 --> 00:02:07,943 - for your Lightning Sash? - 25. 55 00:02:07,968 --> 00:02:09,470 And how many do you have? 56 00:02:09,495 --> 00:02:12,495 Six. Including the badge you get just for joining Thundergirls. 57 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:15,719 - The joiner badge. - Aw, my little Jackie Joyner-Kersee. 58 00:02:15,744 --> 00:02:17,380 And you've been a Thundergirl forever, 59 00:02:17,405 --> 00:02:19,911 so at this rate, by the time you get 25 badges, 60 00:02:19,936 --> 00:02:23,577 - you'll be... a million years old? - Oh, no! That's too old. 61 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:26,207 Tina, listen, you can still get your lightning thingy. 62 00:02:26,232 --> 00:02:28,788 You're just gonna have to pick up the pace a bit, you know? 63 00:02:28,813 --> 00:02:30,282 - You're right. - Thattagirl! 64 00:02:30,307 --> 00:02:32,216 I'll earn a badge a day. Starting tomorrow. 65 00:02:32,241 --> 00:02:33,745 A badge a day? 66 00:02:33,770 --> 00:02:35,005 Yep. The sooner I get it done, 67 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:37,379 the sooner I can get my out-of-control life back on track. 68 00:02:37,404 --> 00:02:38,573 - Oh, boy. - Okay... 69 00:02:38,598 --> 00:02:40,388 Let's go alphabetically. Archery badge. 70 00:02:40,413 --> 00:02:41,892 I can rip through that one really fast. 71 00:02:41,917 --> 00:02:43,462 Yes, please, can we be an archery family? 72 00:02:43,487 --> 00:02:47,105 Uh, I mean, "ripping through archery" just sounds like a bad idea. 73 00:02:47,130 --> 00:02:49,490 Rapping through archery though, that could be something. 74 00:02:49,515 --> 00:02:51,529 What rhymes with "archery"? "Fart-chery"? 75 00:02:51,554 --> 00:02:54,200 Okay, how about, uh... bird-watching? That's easy. 76 00:02:54,225 --> 00:02:55,896 Oh, uh, you know, I dabbled 77 00:02:55,921 --> 00:02:57,925 in bird-watching once. Well, by dabbled, I mean 78 00:02:57,950 --> 00:03:00,013 I bought a bird guide and put it up on the shelf 79 00:03:00,038 --> 00:03:01,833 and looked up at it sometimes. 80 00:03:01,858 --> 00:03:03,671 That's great because the Thundergirl Handbook says 81 00:03:03,696 --> 00:03:05,694 we'll need a bird guide. And also binoculars. 82 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:07,774 We used to have binoculars. What happened to those? 83 00:03:07,799 --> 00:03:09,836 They're in my room. I use them to spy on my feet 84 00:03:09,861 --> 00:03:11,764 while I lie in bed. Where's my badge? 85 00:03:11,789 --> 00:03:13,944 Great. I'll go to the park tomorrow to see some birds. 86 00:03:13,969 --> 00:03:16,849 - Dad, bird-man? You're coming with. - Oh, uh, okay. 87 00:03:16,874 --> 00:03:19,078 I mean, I should stay at the restaurant, but... 88 00:03:19,103 --> 00:03:20,825 bird-watching does sound relaxing. 89 00:03:20,850 --> 00:03:22,628 Uh, you know, I've been a little stressed lately. 90 00:03:22,653 --> 00:03:24,623 You mean, all the time every day, all day long? 91 00:03:24,648 --> 00:03:26,380 - And when you sleep. - Yeah, pretty much. 92 00:03:26,405 --> 00:03:28,708 Great. I'm gonna get my Lightning Sash and have a good future 93 00:03:28,732 --> 00:03:29,763 and it's all gonna be fine. 94 00:03:29,788 --> 00:03:31,794 Oh, and Mom? Your fly is somehow all the way down again. 95 00:03:31,819 --> 00:03:33,888 Oh, wow. Maybe this is just how it is now 96 00:03:33,913 --> 00:03:35,582 and I'm gonna have to buy cuter underwear. 97 00:03:36,232 --> 00:03:38,997 All right, Dad. I'm looking at the time and it's bird o'clock. 98 00:03:39,022 --> 00:03:41,233 Hey, Bob, aren't you kind of afraid of birds? 99 00:03:41,257 --> 00:03:44,163 I was. But I realized they aren't trying to kill me, 100 00:03:44,188 --> 00:03:45,590 and now I'm fine with them. 101 00:03:45,615 --> 00:03:48,052 - If they don't get too close to me. - Like me with salads. 102 00:03:48,077 --> 00:03:50,833 Not to be rude, but did you hear when I said it was bird o'clock? 103 00:03:50,858 --> 00:03:52,700 It's almost bird-thirty now, so... 104 00:03:52,725 --> 00:03:54,781 Tina, easy. But okay, we can go. 105 00:03:54,806 --> 00:03:56,744 Bye! I'll be here if you need me. 106 00:03:56,769 --> 00:03:59,535 Uh... I figured. Linda, thanks for covering. 107 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:01,950 You're welcome. Say "hi" to the birds for me. 108 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:03,294 Or flip 'em the bird. Ha! 109 00:04:03,319 --> 00:04:04,654 - Uh, okay. - That'd be funny 110 00:04:04,679 --> 00:04:06,149 'cause they're also birds. 111 00:04:06,904 --> 00:04:08,407 So, how does this work exactly? 112 00:04:08,432 --> 00:04:10,896 I have to observe 15 different types of wild birds, 113 00:04:10,921 --> 00:04:12,758 identify them by name, and write them down. 114 00:04:12,783 --> 00:04:14,706 Well, good thing we have my bird book. 115 00:04:14,731 --> 00:04:17,208 For the identifying part. Really glad I bought this... 116 00:04:17,233 --> 00:04:18,836 so long ago. 117 00:04:18,861 --> 00:04:20,306 Did it make a noise when you opened it? 118 00:04:20,331 --> 00:04:22,636 Yeah. Because it's never been opened. 119 00:04:22,661 --> 00:04:24,030 Probably thought it never would be. 120 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:25,375 I bet some new birds have come out 121 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,069 since that was published. Look! 122 00:04:27,094 --> 00:04:29,263 - Oh, yeah. - A black hopper bird. 123 00:04:29,288 --> 00:04:30,958 You-you mean... a crow? 124 00:04:30,983 --> 00:04:33,503 - Right. A crow. Sorry, I choked. - That-That's okay. 125 00:04:33,528 --> 00:04:36,107 One bird type down. 14 types to go. 126 00:04:36,132 --> 00:04:39,373 - "Crow." - Uh... Yep, that was a crow. 127 00:04:39,398 --> 00:04:41,247 "American crow," technically. 128 00:04:41,272 --> 00:04:44,142 "Widespread. Numerous in cities. Of the genus Corvus... " 129 00:04:44,167 --> 00:04:45,604 - Got it, Dad. - Yep. 130 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:50,595 ♪ Birds ♪ 131 00:04:51,264 --> 00:04:53,201 ♪ Bird ♪ 132 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:56,465 ♪ Bird, bird ♪ 133 00:04:56,490 --> 00:04:57,292 ♪ Bird. ♪ 134 00:04:57,317 --> 00:04:59,722 Where's all the friggin' birds? 135 00:04:59,747 --> 00:05:02,446 I mean, we saw Bruce the goose, but then like ten different crows. 136 00:05:02,471 --> 00:05:04,298 Or maybe the same crow ten different times? 137 00:05:04,323 --> 00:05:06,494 Yeah, what is this, a Counting Crows concert? 138 00:05:06,519 --> 00:05:07,320 - What? - Nothing. 139 00:05:07,345 --> 00:05:08,720 We're not on schedule here. 140 00:05:08,745 --> 00:05:10,275 Didn't we also see a pigeon? 141 00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:12,407 Yeah. Plus that little brown bird. 142 00:05:12,432 --> 00:05:13,735 What did we think that was? 143 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:16,407 Sparrow, maybe? It was hard to get a clear ID. 144 00:05:16,432 --> 00:05:17,669 That's another thing... 145 00:05:17,694 --> 00:05:19,230 why do they have to fly around so much? 146 00:05:19,255 --> 00:05:21,125 We need like 11 more species! 147 00:05:21,150 --> 00:05:23,556 - Oh, look, a ranger. - Is that a type of bird? Where? 148 00:05:23,581 --> 00:05:26,618 No, I-I mean, a park ranger. Who works here. 149 00:05:26,643 --> 00:05:28,247 Oh. It's Ranger Matthew Dainko. 150 00:05:28,272 --> 00:05:30,778 Maybe he can point us to where the cool bird hangouts are. 151 00:05:30,803 --> 00:05:32,956 He fricking better! Sorry. I'll calm down. 152 00:05:32,981 --> 00:05:35,912 - Uh, excuse me? Ranger Dainko? - Can I help you? 153 00:05:35,937 --> 00:05:37,741 Maybe. Um, I'm here working toward 154 00:05:37,766 --> 00:05:39,102 my Thundergirls Lightning Sash. 155 00:05:39,127 --> 00:05:41,298 Are you trying to earn your trash clean-up badge? 156 00:05:41,323 --> 00:05:44,587 - Oh, no. Sorry. - Ah. Then I'll, uh... carry on. 157 00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:47,084 But-but actually I'm trying to earn my birding badge? 158 00:05:47,109 --> 00:05:49,931 Oh! Well, you came to the right place. 159 00:05:49,956 --> 00:05:52,694 It's like Grand Central Station for birds around here, 160 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:55,986 with all the species passing through on their migration routes. 161 00:05:56,011 --> 00:05:58,006 I've seen common starlings, house finches, 162 00:05:58,031 --> 00:06:00,351 cedar waxwings... That's my spark bird. 163 00:06:00,376 --> 00:06:02,274 - Your what? - Spark bird, 164 00:06:02,299 --> 00:06:04,493 the bird that got me interested in birding. 165 00:06:04,518 --> 00:06:07,024 A waxwing showed up outside the ranger station 166 00:06:07,049 --> 00:06:08,218 one day when I was at a... 167 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:10,181 vulnerable place in my personal life. 168 00:06:10,206 --> 00:06:12,048 - What was wrong? - Maybe we shouldn't get into it. 169 00:06:12,073 --> 00:06:13,360 No, no, no, no, no, it's okay. 170 00:06:13,385 --> 00:06:15,423 I had just gotten the worst haircut of my life. 171 00:06:15,448 --> 00:06:17,821 - Oh. - I mean, this was here. 172 00:06:17,846 --> 00:06:19,682 Huh. That sounds awful. 173 00:06:19,707 --> 00:06:21,694 I stared at that waxwing for half an hour. 174 00:06:21,719 --> 00:06:24,079 Just feeling my feelings, you know? 175 00:06:24,104 --> 00:06:27,035 - Uh-oh. - Uh, are you okay? 176 00:06:27,060 --> 00:06:29,813 Eh, let's not talk about waxwings. Or bad haircuts. 177 00:06:29,838 --> 00:06:32,410 Hey, say you wanted to see a lot of different birds 178 00:06:32,435 --> 00:06:33,905 in a really, really short time. 179 00:06:33,930 --> 00:06:35,747 Really short time. What would you do? 180 00:06:35,772 --> 00:06:38,134 Well, birding's about being present. 181 00:06:38,159 --> 00:06:39,829 You know, slowing down. 182 00:06:39,854 --> 00:06:41,290 - Great. - Some people come out here 183 00:06:41,315 --> 00:06:43,501 and just want it to happen fast, so they pull out 184 00:06:43,526 --> 00:06:45,330 all sorts of dirty little tricks. 185 00:06:45,355 --> 00:06:46,892 - Go on... - Well, you know, 186 00:06:46,917 --> 00:06:50,142 some people use recorded bird calls. That's frowned upon. 187 00:06:50,167 --> 00:06:53,141 - Oh, yeah. That's terrible. - And then there's the punks that bait. 188 00:06:53,166 --> 00:06:55,303 - They "bait"? - Yeah, they put out a bunch of food, 189 00:06:55,328 --> 00:06:56,731 then watch the birds roll in. 190 00:06:56,756 --> 00:06:57,946 It's not sporting. 191 00:06:57,979 --> 00:07:00,751 And as everyone knows, you don't feed wild animals. 192 00:07:00,776 --> 00:07:04,205 - That's a big old no-no. - Yeah, sure, totally. 193 00:07:04,230 --> 00:07:05,967 I see anyone doing that in this park, 194 00:07:05,992 --> 00:07:07,494 I'm slapping them with a fine. 195 00:07:07,519 --> 00:07:08,865 Good to know, good to know, good to know. 196 00:07:08,890 --> 00:07:10,426 Yeah. Thank you, Ranger Dainko. 197 00:07:10,451 --> 00:07:12,884 Uh, could you recommend any specific spots 198 00:07:12,909 --> 00:07:14,678 that are good for bird-watching? 199 00:07:14,703 --> 00:07:17,508 'Cause where we've been has been... not that. 200 00:07:17,533 --> 00:07:19,404 Well, you could always try the meadow. 201 00:07:19,429 --> 00:07:21,274 You just follow that path, go to the right, 202 00:07:21,299 --> 00:07:22,670 and then stay along the wood line. 203 00:07:22,695 --> 00:07:24,341 - Anyway, happy birding. - Thank you. - Thanks. 204 00:07:24,366 --> 00:07:26,992 Okay, so now we know what not to do. 205 00:07:27,017 --> 00:07:29,655 Uh-huh. Or do we know what not not to do? 206 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:32,157 Mm. Mm-mm. Would you say this is your 207 00:07:32,182 --> 00:07:33,953 - best bread for baiting birds? - What? 208 00:07:33,978 --> 00:07:36,233 - We'll take it - Oh, my God. 209 00:07:38,456 --> 00:07:40,378 Tina, the ranger said you shouldn't bait them. 210 00:07:40,403 --> 00:07:41,987 So, let's not do that 211 00:07:42,012 --> 00:07:44,986 and just use the bread for... sandwiches? 212 00:07:45,011 --> 00:07:47,518 He'll never catch us, okay? We can say we're having a picnic. 213 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:50,122 A bread picnic. Also, how's your phone reception here? 214 00:07:50,147 --> 00:07:52,096 Want to pull up some bird calls from the Internet? 215 00:07:52,121 --> 00:07:53,206 Maybe a fun playlist? 216 00:07:53,231 --> 00:07:54,643 Tina, I really don't want us to get caught 217 00:07:54,668 --> 00:07:56,142 and then have to pay a fine. 218 00:07:56,167 --> 00:07:58,104 Dad, I can either get my Lightning Sash 219 00:07:58,129 --> 00:08:00,050 and do well in life or not get it, and-and... 220 00:08:00,075 --> 00:08:02,532 never get into a good college and never achieve my dreams! 221 00:08:02,557 --> 00:08:05,932 Okay, okay. I guess it will just be feeding birds. 222 00:08:05,957 --> 00:08:07,696 People do that all the time, right? 223 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:10,012 Sure. And people also just casually play bird calls 224 00:08:10,037 --> 00:08:11,272 from their phone. 225 00:08:11,297 --> 00:08:13,301 So that birds can hear how great they sound. 226 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:15,588 - Could you cue 'em up? - Uh... yep. 227 00:08:16,339 --> 00:08:18,768 I'm just gonna say it... this day could be more fun. 228 00:08:18,793 --> 00:08:20,415 Shall I do a little dance? 229 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:22,544 You've already done so many of those today. 230 00:08:22,569 --> 00:08:24,907 What if you dare me to do something? 231 00:08:24,932 --> 00:08:26,501 Like, dare you to dream? 232 00:08:26,526 --> 00:08:29,767 No. What if you dare me to... put this napkin 233 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:31,343 on Teddy's shoulder without him noticing? 234 00:08:31,368 --> 00:08:33,650 Ah, the old napkin shoulder. Classic. 235 00:08:33,675 --> 00:08:36,647 Okay, you dared me to do it, I'm doing it. I feel so alive. 236 00:08:36,672 --> 00:08:39,335 Teddy, old buddy, old pal. How's tricks? 237 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:41,085 Oh, hey, Louise. I'm doing good. 238 00:08:41,110 --> 00:08:42,689 A little anxious. Might be all the coffee. 239 00:08:42,714 --> 00:08:44,126 I think I might need some more coffee 240 00:08:44,151 --> 00:08:45,631 just to kind of push past it, you know? 241 00:08:45,656 --> 00:08:47,468 Get to that place where nothing matters anymore. 242 00:08:47,493 --> 00:08:49,363 Great. Well, keep up the good work. 243 00:08:49,388 --> 00:08:50,717 More coffee, Teddy? 244 00:08:50,742 --> 00:08:52,980 You betcha, yes, please. Toot-toot! 245 00:08:53,028 --> 00:08:55,484 - Or decaf, we have decaf... - I'd rather be dead! 246 00:08:55,509 --> 00:08:57,989 Okay, okay. I might not fill up the whole cup. 247 00:08:58,014 --> 00:08:59,999 Hey, how come you got a napkin on your shoulder? 248 00:09:00,024 --> 00:09:02,429 Huh? Oh. Did I put that there this morning? 249 00:09:02,454 --> 00:09:03,724 Do I have one there a lot? 250 00:09:03,749 --> 00:09:04,751 Hmm. 251 00:09:04,776 --> 00:09:08,441 - Now it's my turn to dare you. - Now dare's an idea! Eh? Nailed it. 252 00:09:08,466 --> 00:09:10,809 Little louder with the bird calls? 253 00:09:10,834 --> 00:09:12,872 Let's hear those "cheep-cheeps" in the cheap seats, huh? 254 00:09:12,897 --> 00:09:14,093 What bird call is that? 255 00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:16,202 "Exotic Birds of the Amazon." 256 00:09:16,227 --> 00:09:19,433 I-I think the one video ended and this played automatically. 257 00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:22,489 Maybe exotic is good? Birds will think they're on vacation? 258 00:09:22,514 --> 00:09:24,485 Um, what are you doing with the crumbs? 259 00:09:24,510 --> 00:09:26,480 Making a smiley face. If you were a bird, 260 00:09:26,505 --> 00:09:28,552 would you fly past a smiley face made of bread crumbs? 261 00:09:28,577 --> 00:09:30,247 - Probably not? - Okay then. 262 00:09:30,272 --> 00:09:33,461 - How are you at emoji silly tongues? - I mean... not great. 263 00:09:33,486 --> 00:09:34,889 Just do what you can. 264 00:09:34,914 --> 00:09:36,383 Kids? Order's up! 265 00:09:36,408 --> 00:09:37,544 - Little help? - Coming! 266 00:09:37,569 --> 00:09:40,534 - You're on. Make it good. - I'm always on, honey! 267 00:09:40,559 --> 00:09:42,329 Your burger, madam. Young sir... 268 00:09:42,354 --> 00:09:43,515 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 269 00:09:43,540 --> 00:09:46,395 And, uh... Do you have a diaper you could spare? 270 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:49,046 - Excuse me? - I said, "Do you have a spare diaper?" 271 00:09:49,071 --> 00:09:51,739 For my cute little bottom that needs to go poo-poo. 272 00:09:51,764 --> 00:09:53,601 - There I did it, goodbye! - "Poo-poo." 273 00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:55,430 I'm a genius. 274 00:09:55,455 --> 00:09:57,760 Gene. Louise. In here, now. 275 00:09:57,785 --> 00:09:59,421 - Crap. - Don't feel bad. 276 00:09:59,446 --> 00:10:01,985 - Potty training is hard. - She's right. 277 00:10:02,010 --> 00:10:03,579 I know what you kids are doing. 278 00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:05,140 - It was all Gene's idea. - What? 279 00:10:05,165 --> 00:10:07,427 - You're doing dares. - I know, it's awful. 280 00:10:07,452 --> 00:10:09,055 That's what I kept trying to tell Gene. 281 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:12,030 Shush. What I want to know is why didn't you ask me to play? 282 00:10:12,055 --> 00:10:14,890 - Uh... huh? - Wait, you want us to dare you? 283 00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:17,320 Yeah! I do dares. I love dares. 284 00:10:17,345 --> 00:10:20,113 - I never said no to one. Ever. - Is that a good thing? 285 00:10:20,138 --> 00:10:22,109 Of course it is. When I was growing up, 286 00:10:22,134 --> 00:10:24,171 kids in the neighborhood called me "the Dare-y Queen." 287 00:10:24,196 --> 00:10:25,194 - Huh. - Mm. 288 00:10:25,219 --> 00:10:27,632 Well, I called myself that a lot and it kind of caught on. 289 00:10:27,657 --> 00:10:29,994 But hey, this isn't the old neighborhood. We're at work. 290 00:10:30,019 --> 00:10:31,288 So, no bothering the customers 291 00:10:31,313 --> 00:10:32,989 and nothing that makes a big mess, capisce? 292 00:10:33,014 --> 00:10:34,944 - We can work with that. - All right, then. 293 00:10:34,969 --> 00:10:37,319 Go dream up a good dare for your mother. Make it fun. 294 00:10:37,344 --> 00:10:41,205 - I dare you to hug me, woman! - Aw, I'll take that dare. 295 00:10:41,230 --> 00:10:43,312 But seriously. Give me a real dare. Better than that. 296 00:10:44,724 --> 00:10:46,429 - It's working. - Okay, um, 297 00:10:46,454 --> 00:10:47,905 those are mourning doves. 298 00:10:47,930 --> 00:10:49,102 Uh-huh, uh-huh. 299 00:10:49,127 --> 00:10:52,077 So, yeah. Wow. Should we just walk away 300 00:10:52,102 --> 00:10:55,133 from this bird-baiting area and, you know, try not to do things 301 00:10:55,158 --> 00:10:56,427 that could get us fined? 302 00:10:56,452 --> 00:10:57,998 But this is going well, Dad. 303 00:10:58,023 --> 00:10:59,468 And we still have eight bird types left to go. 304 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:00,452 - Huh. - What? 305 00:11:00,477 --> 00:11:02,968 You see that up there? There's sort of a large bird. 306 00:11:02,993 --> 00:11:04,788 Yeah, that's a big boy. Or girl. 307 00:11:04,813 --> 00:11:06,449 I can't see its, um... N-Never mind. 308 00:11:06,474 --> 00:11:09,280 Can you see its beak? Is it more pecky, or rip apart-y? 309 00:11:09,305 --> 00:11:12,134 I think it's hooked? So... rip apart-y? 310 00:11:12,159 --> 00:11:13,594 I'm not sure, 311 00:11:13,619 --> 00:11:16,333 but I think that's a hawk. Possibly a broad-winged hawk. 312 00:11:16,358 --> 00:11:18,148 Okay. And it's circling why? 313 00:11:18,173 --> 00:11:20,859 Is it doing laps? Is this a fitness thing? 314 00:11:20,884 --> 00:11:25,285 I think it's circling because we might've made it easy for it to see 315 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:26,601 where its next meal is coming from. 316 00:11:26,626 --> 00:11:28,328 - Oh, no. You mean the doves? - Yup. 317 00:11:28,353 --> 00:11:30,890 Birds eat other birds?! I mean, I guess I knew that 318 00:11:30,915 --> 00:11:32,284 but it seems crazy to me now! 319 00:11:32,309 --> 00:11:33,937 They should be friends, they have so much in common! 320 00:11:33,962 --> 00:11:37,083 Yeah. But eating each other is definitely something they do. 321 00:11:37,108 --> 00:11:39,327 No! We can't let this happen! Get away, birds! 322 00:11:39,352 --> 00:11:41,122 Fly away from the smiley face silly tongues! 323 00:11:41,147 --> 00:11:42,795 - It's a trap! - Uh, Tina. 324 00:11:42,820 --> 00:11:45,450 - Ranger Matthew Dainko! - Okay, okay. Uh... 325 00:11:45,475 --> 00:11:47,351 I'll just pick up all the crumbs. There's one. 326 00:11:47,376 --> 00:11:48,952 - There's one! - Tina, we should go. 327 00:11:48,977 --> 00:11:50,924 Just a couple more crumbs. There's one. Oh, so many crumbs. 328 00:11:50,949 --> 00:11:52,786 - Tina! - Okay, coming! 329 00:11:52,811 --> 00:11:55,023 - Oh, God! - Uh, yup. 330 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,685 A broad-winged hawk. 331 00:11:56,710 --> 00:11:58,559 Wow, look at this great illustration. 332 00:11:58,584 --> 00:11:59,844 - Huh, huh. - Never mind. 333 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,399 Do you think the dove's gonna be okay? 334 00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:09,438 Yeah. Yeah. 335 00:12:09,463 --> 00:12:11,414 Uh, maybe don't look, though. 336 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,409 Also, Ranger Dainko's walking this way, so, uh... 337 00:12:13,434 --> 00:12:15,794 - Tina, we've got to go. - What have I done?! 338 00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:17,382 Tina, please. 339 00:12:17,407 --> 00:12:20,086 Um, can you make that noise a little quieter? 340 00:12:20,111 --> 00:12:21,805 Thank you. 341 00:12:21,830 --> 00:12:22,950 Thank you, that's better. 342 00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:24,779 What the heck happened here? Bread crumbs?! 343 00:12:24,804 --> 00:12:25,939 Oh, no. 344 00:12:25,964 --> 00:12:27,633 The bird call video came back on! 345 00:12:27,658 --> 00:12:29,820 - How do I mute this thing?! - Toucans? 346 00:12:29,845 --> 00:12:32,000 Please stop, phone. Why are you doing this? 347 00:12:32,025 --> 00:12:34,274 You! You... bad birders! 348 00:12:34,299 --> 00:12:36,036 - Stay right there! - Okay, run! 349 00:12:36,468 --> 00:12:39,074 Excuse me, can you point me to the nearest water fountain? 350 00:12:39,099 --> 00:12:40,172 I'm very parched. 351 00:12:40,197 --> 00:12:42,335 It's-it's over there by the dog run. 352 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,039 The dog run dog run, 353 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:45,901 or the field where people let their dogs run? 354 00:12:45,926 --> 00:12:47,662 I don't have time for this! 355 00:12:47,687 --> 00:12:48,994 - Excuse me! - Sorry. 356 00:12:49,305 --> 00:12:52,726 - Dog run dog run! - Thank you. 357 00:12:52,751 --> 00:12:55,723 Ow! Ow, ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 358 00:12:55,748 --> 00:12:57,611 Yeah, baby! I did the dare! 359 00:12:57,636 --> 00:12:59,373 Hot plates, straight out of the dishwasher. 360 00:12:59,398 --> 00:13:01,047 - Impressive. - I often drop them 361 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,240 even when they're not hot. 362 00:13:02,265 --> 00:13:04,055 Good dare, good dare. Way better than 363 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,984 the "napkin on the shoulder" thing, which, 364 00:13:06,009 --> 00:13:07,597 uh, sorry... little lowbrow. 365 00:13:07,622 --> 00:13:09,584 Wait, there's another one on there! Dang it! 366 00:13:09,609 --> 00:13:10,778 All right, next dare. 367 00:13:10,803 --> 00:13:12,459 Give it to me. Dare-y Queen's ready! 368 00:13:12,484 --> 00:13:14,521 Okay, I think I might have something. 369 00:13:14,546 --> 00:13:16,649 Ooh, tell me. 370 00:13:16,674 --> 00:13:18,744 - Interesting. - What is it? What is it? 371 00:13:18,769 --> 00:13:20,006 I can tell it's gonna be good. 372 00:13:20,031 --> 00:13:22,402 Well, first you should know it involves a customer. 373 00:13:22,794 --> 00:13:24,665 What? That's one of the rules, Louise. 374 00:13:24,690 --> 00:13:27,329 But all the best dares are about humiliating yourself. 375 00:13:27,354 --> 00:13:28,991 You can't just take that off the table. 376 00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,486 Yeah, it's like Peter Jackson saying, 377 00:13:30,511 --> 00:13:33,016 "I'll make a movie but absolutely no hobbits!" 378 00:13:33,041 --> 00:13:35,112 Plus, you said you never turn down a dare. 379 00:13:35,137 --> 00:13:37,873 - You did say that, Linda. - Come on, Dare-y Queen. 380 00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:41,332 No. I'm not doing it. It's irresponsible. 381 00:13:41,357 --> 00:13:44,187 And you know what? I'm fine with it. I'm fine with not doing the dare. 382 00:13:44,212 --> 00:13:45,381 Just go bus that table. 383 00:13:45,406 --> 00:13:47,279 I'm gonna go in the kitchen. I'm fine with this. 384 00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:48,849 Wow. What happened to you, Linda? 385 00:13:48,874 --> 00:13:51,735 - You used to be cool. - I still respect you, Mom. 386 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:52,920 Ah, whatever. 387 00:13:55,661 --> 00:13:57,521 Did we lose him? 388 00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,154 Oh. Look over there, Tina. 389 00:13:59,194 --> 00:14:00,638 It's a blue jay. See it? 390 00:14:00,663 --> 00:14:02,065 Yeah. 391 00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:04,344 Uh, maybe you want to put it down in your book? 392 00:14:04,369 --> 00:14:09,179 One blue jay... Not ripped apart by hawk because of me. 393 00:14:09,204 --> 00:14:10,439 Okay. 394 00:14:10,464 --> 00:14:13,136 And now let's watch for more birds as we 395 00:14:13,161 --> 00:14:14,330 get out of here very quickly. 396 00:14:14,355 --> 00:14:15,389 Hopefully the ranger gave up 397 00:14:15,414 --> 00:14:16,717 - looking for us. - Okay. 398 00:14:16,742 --> 00:14:18,846 On three, we get up and run out of the park 399 00:14:18,871 --> 00:14:20,451 or I might walk fast. 400 00:14:20,476 --> 00:14:22,349 I'm not sure what I'm up for. 401 00:14:22,374 --> 00:14:25,013 Ready? One, two, three. 402 00:14:25,361 --> 00:14:28,025 This is Ranger Matthew Dainko! 403 00:14:28,050 --> 00:14:31,400 Bad birding people, bird-killing birder-ers, 404 00:14:31,425 --> 00:14:34,529 if you can hear this, you are wanted for questioning, 405 00:14:34,554 --> 00:14:37,053 - and definite fining! - Oh, God. 406 00:14:37,078 --> 00:14:38,974 He's gonna find us. Then he's gonna fine us. 407 00:14:38,999 --> 00:14:42,810 The old find-and-fine. What if we hide? In there? 408 00:14:43,607 --> 00:14:46,620 Okay, we're here now. And for a bathroom in the park, 409 00:14:46,645 --> 00:14:49,234 there isn't too much horrible stuff I can't look at. 410 00:14:49,259 --> 00:14:51,717 Except in the toilet, and all around it. 411 00:14:51,755 --> 00:14:53,670 - And the walls. - Yeah, the walls are bad. 412 00:14:53,695 --> 00:14:55,889 I will cover every inch of this park 413 00:14:55,914 --> 00:14:57,650 until I find you monsters! 414 00:14:57,675 --> 00:15:00,081 This is all my fault. I thought this was gonna be 415 00:15:00,114 --> 00:15:02,623 the first step toward a successful life. But I lost it, man. 416 00:15:02,648 --> 00:15:04,529 I'm a dove killer hiding out in a toilet. 417 00:15:04,554 --> 00:15:06,443 How's that look on a college application? 418 00:15:06,468 --> 00:15:10,811 Uh, Tina, don't feel too bad. I-I bet the dove died happy? 419 00:15:10,836 --> 00:15:13,153 Eating really good bread. That's how I want go, Tina. 420 00:15:13,178 --> 00:15:16,055 And I think, yeah, I'm pretty sure he was really old. 421 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:19,142 And maybe even had a terminal illness? 422 00:15:19,182 --> 00:15:20,865 All right, I'll-I'll stop talking. 423 00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:22,959 Can you still hear me, bad birders? 424 00:15:22,984 --> 00:15:24,621 Are you out there somewhere tossing 425 00:15:24,646 --> 00:15:27,060 bread around like it's the devil's confetti?! 426 00:15:27,085 --> 00:15:29,456 I'm gonna peek real quick to see where he is. 427 00:15:29,647 --> 00:15:31,284 And he's very close. 428 00:15:31,309 --> 00:15:32,745 Uh, hey, there's a crow. 429 00:15:32,770 --> 00:15:34,240 Oh, no, do you think he heard 430 00:15:34,265 --> 00:15:35,490 what happened and now he wants revenge? 431 00:15:35,515 --> 00:15:37,563 It looks like he's just messing with a twig. 432 00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:39,067 Is he gonna turn it into a weapon? 433 00:15:39,092 --> 00:15:41,588 - Is he gonna shiv us in the bathroom?! - I don't think so. 434 00:15:41,613 --> 00:15:43,217 Oh, God, he just looked at me, though. 435 00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:44,553 - Don't make eye contact. - Right. 436 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,115 I just came to drop off 437 00:15:46,140 --> 00:15:47,994 an order. And also I wanted to ask, 438 00:15:48,019 --> 00:15:50,757 how does it feel to be a shell of your former self, 439 00:15:50,782 --> 00:15:53,687 - Dare-y Queen? - She used to be the Dare-y Queen. 440 00:15:53,712 --> 00:15:56,218 But that was a long time ago. 441 00:15:56,266 --> 00:15:58,935 Isn't that right, Linda? 442 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:02,358 Hmm. I wonder how she'd feel if we double... 443 00:16:02,383 --> 00:16:03,709 dog... 444 00:16:03,734 --> 00:16:05,898 - Don't you do it, Louise! - ... dared her. 445 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,092 No! 446 00:16:07,117 --> 00:16:10,329 - Double dog deal with it, Mama! - Oh, okay, fine. I'll do it! 447 00:16:10,354 --> 00:16:12,967 - Come back here, tell me what it is. - Yay, Linda! 448 00:16:12,992 --> 00:16:15,389 God, I love peer pressure. Always works. 449 00:16:17,771 --> 00:16:19,656 Okay, I don't see him and I don't hear him. 450 00:16:19,681 --> 00:16:21,418 Maybe we should make a run for it? 451 00:16:21,443 --> 00:16:22,880 - Oh, wow. - What? Do you see him? 452 00:16:22,947 --> 00:16:23,882 No, the crow. 453 00:16:23,907 --> 00:16:26,329 I thought it was playing with a twig, but it was bending it. 454 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:29,716 O-Okay. The ranger thing feels a little more pressing, but great. 455 00:16:29,741 --> 00:16:31,638 Now it's poking the stick into a log. 456 00:16:31,663 --> 00:16:33,521 - Like it's using it. - Oh, yeah. 457 00:16:33,546 --> 00:16:35,631 I-I think that's a crow thing. 458 00:16:35,656 --> 00:16:37,417 They-they make tools, maybe? 459 00:16:37,442 --> 00:16:39,546 I mean, mostly they dig in dumpsters, but... 460 00:16:39,571 --> 00:16:40,974 It's really getting in there. 461 00:16:40,999 --> 00:16:43,764 Maybe it's looking for bugs? Or treasure? Probably bugs. 462 00:16:43,789 --> 00:16:44,991 - Found you! - Ah! 463 00:16:45,016 --> 00:16:46,978 Geez, did you have to use the megaphone? 464 00:16:47,003 --> 00:16:48,373 - Yes! - Ah! 465 00:16:51,034 --> 00:16:53,192 Come out, you two. Come on out. 466 00:16:53,217 --> 00:16:54,943 I knew I should've checked the bathroom earlier, 467 00:16:54,968 --> 00:16:56,990 but I thought, "They wouldn't hide in the bathroom." 468 00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:59,519 Not that our bathrooms aren't reasonably sanitary 469 00:16:59,544 --> 00:17:01,256 but come on, it's a park bathroom. 470 00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:02,560 I'm so sorry, Ranger Dainko. 471 00:17:02,585 --> 00:17:05,021 Yeah. Th-This is really my fault. 472 00:17:05,046 --> 00:17:07,442 - I mean, I'm gonna say that. - It's not really his fault. 473 00:17:07,467 --> 00:17:10,067 - Oh! The crow's back. - What? Oh. 474 00:17:10,092 --> 00:17:11,959 We've been watching him while we've been in this 475 00:17:11,984 --> 00:17:13,443 reasonably sanitary bathroom. 476 00:17:13,468 --> 00:17:15,038 - Oh, really? - Yeah, he bent a twig 477 00:17:15,070 --> 00:17:16,411 and he's been poking into that log for, 478 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:17,982 - like, a while now. - Huh. 479 00:17:18,007 --> 00:17:19,352 I've heard about it, but I've never 480 00:17:19,377 --> 00:17:20,981 actually seen them use tools before. 481 00:17:21,012 --> 00:17:23,509 That is truly... Oh, I'm-I'm talking too loud. 482 00:17:23,534 --> 00:17:26,381 - Do you mind if I... ? - Uh... Okay. Yeah. 483 00:17:26,406 --> 00:17:28,721 - Geez. Look at that. - Crows are really smart, huh? 484 00:17:28,746 --> 00:17:30,115 Yeah, we should stop eating them. 485 00:17:30,140 --> 00:17:33,154 Kidding. That was not a good joke around bird lovers. 486 00:17:33,179 --> 00:17:36,268 So about those bread crumbs and the dove. 487 00:17:36,293 --> 00:17:37,796 I'm so sorry about the bread crumbs, 488 00:17:37,821 --> 00:17:39,768 and the bird calls, and the poor innocent little dove 489 00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:41,662 who I'm praying is at least in bird heaven. 490 00:17:41,687 --> 00:17:43,315 Which must be really high up there. 491 00:17:43,340 --> 00:17:45,053 It would have to be or birds would always be 492 00:17:45,077 --> 00:17:46,037 flying into it by accident? 493 00:17:46,062 --> 00:17:48,860 Anyway, I just... I wanted my Lightning Sash so much. 494 00:17:48,885 --> 00:17:51,290 Oh, Tina. I was in the Nature Boys. 495 00:17:51,315 --> 00:17:53,219 For us it was the Order of the Grizzly. 496 00:17:53,244 --> 00:17:55,057 A lot of the other fellas were hustling for that 497 00:17:55,082 --> 00:17:57,010 Grizzly Sash and I always felt bad for them 498 00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:59,673 'cause they never just stopped and smelled the roses. 499 00:17:59,698 --> 00:18:01,459 Rose-smelling was a badge back then. 500 00:18:01,484 --> 00:18:03,589 Really? Huh. Seems like an easy one. 501 00:18:03,614 --> 00:18:06,486 I mean, look at us, right now, just crouching here 502 00:18:06,511 --> 00:18:08,014 enjoying this majestic crow. 503 00:18:08,039 --> 00:18:09,174 He doesn't give up, does he? 504 00:18:09,199 --> 00:18:11,224 - I really like that crow. - Oh, my God. 505 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:15,112 - Is it your spark bird? - Oh. Yeah. I guess it is. 506 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:18,043 Oh, I'm witnessing someone find their spark bird. 507 00:18:18,068 --> 00:18:20,439 This is gonna get emotional for me. 508 00:18:20,464 --> 00:18:23,195 Uh, okay. Are-are you... Are you all right? 509 00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:24,708 Do you want some toilet paper? 510 00:18:24,733 --> 00:18:27,872 Oh, uh, never mind, the whole roll is wet somehow. 511 00:18:27,897 --> 00:18:30,635 I mean, I can probably guess how it-it got wet. 512 00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:32,030 I'll-I'll be fine. Hey... 513 00:18:32,055 --> 00:18:34,259 let's forget about the whole "bread crumbs, dead dove, 514 00:18:34,284 --> 00:18:36,322 chasing you around the park" thing, okay? 515 00:18:36,347 --> 00:18:38,402 We're all birders here. 516 00:18:39,227 --> 00:18:40,229 - Whoa. - He did it. 517 00:18:40,254 --> 00:18:42,125 A millipede! What a rush, huh? 518 00:18:42,191 --> 00:18:44,629 You guys, uh, want to watch a little longer or... 519 00:18:44,771 --> 00:18:46,628 - Oh, oh. It flew away. - Aw. 520 00:18:46,653 --> 00:18:49,011 Should we, uh, get out of the bathroom? 521 00:18:49,036 --> 00:18:50,139 Yeah, yeah, let's get out. 522 00:18:50,164 --> 00:18:52,589 Uh, I actually have to pee, so... 523 00:18:52,614 --> 00:18:55,019 Never mind, I'll hold it. No offense. 524 00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:57,798 Uh, excuse me? We're ready to order. 525 00:18:57,823 --> 00:18:59,738 Your server will be with you in a moment. 526 00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:01,365 Here I come. 527 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,375 - Uh... - Ow. 528 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,804 Okay, uh... 529 00:19:04,829 --> 00:19:06,833 Sorry, I'm a little turned around today. 530 00:19:06,858 --> 00:19:10,289 - What can I get you? - Um, I would like a Burger of the Day? 531 00:19:10,314 --> 00:19:13,152 - Ooh, good choice. - And, uh... fries. 532 00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:17,105 - Fries, yep, yep, of course. - Loving this. Loving this. 533 00:19:17,130 --> 00:19:20,501 - How about you, sir? What'll you have? - Um, a cheeseburger. 534 00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:22,196 You got it! Writing it down. 535 00:19:22,221 --> 00:19:25,355 Here I go. Cheese... burger. 536 00:19:25,488 --> 00:19:27,853 Wow. Guess the Dare-y Queen's alive and well. 537 00:19:27,878 --> 00:19:30,789 Ooh! Now I will bring your order back into the kitchen. 538 00:19:30,822 --> 00:19:32,826 And cook it. Like this. Ow. 539 00:19:32,851 --> 00:19:35,907 No, no, no, no, no. Mom, don't do that. That seems dangerous. 540 00:19:35,932 --> 00:19:37,870 I'm doing it. It's a double dog dare. 541 00:19:37,895 --> 00:19:40,003 - I'm gettin' double dare points! - Oh, dear Lord. 542 00:19:40,028 --> 00:19:41,534 Dare-y Queen! Oh, God! 543 00:19:41,559 --> 00:19:43,147 - Mom! - No, I'm fine! 544 00:19:43,172 --> 00:19:44,417 Ow. Oh, God. 545 00:19:44,442 --> 00:19:45,879 - Ow! - She's so brave. 546 00:19:47,527 --> 00:19:50,428 Well, looky here, if it isn't the bird nerds. 547 00:19:50,453 --> 00:19:52,613 - Ha! She nailed you guys. - Mm. 548 00:19:52,638 --> 00:19:55,007 So? How'd it go, Tina? You get your badge? 549 00:19:55,032 --> 00:19:56,392 I'm two birds away. I might go back 550 00:19:56,417 --> 00:19:58,316 to the park and finish up tomorrow. 551 00:19:58,341 --> 00:20:00,503 And then you're on your way to getting your Lightning hoozit? 552 00:20:00,528 --> 00:20:02,365 Maybe. I think I'm just gonna 553 00:20:02,390 --> 00:20:04,230 earn badges at a normal speed. 554 00:20:04,255 --> 00:20:05,495 I might get more out of it. 555 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,737 And I don't want to be a fortune cookie company CEO anyway. 556 00:20:07,762 --> 00:20:08,932 And no doves have to die. 557 00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:11,027 - Say what now? - Uh, I'll tell you later. 558 00:20:11,052 --> 00:20:13,156 Did you hear what it sounds like when doves cry? 559 00:20:13,181 --> 00:20:15,332 Eh... Yeah. It's unsettling. 560 00:20:15,357 --> 00:20:17,378 - How was it here? - Eh, fine. 561 00:20:17,403 --> 00:20:19,527 We sold some burgers, ate some gross stuff, 562 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,386 maybe scared a couple customers a little bit. 563 00:20:21,411 --> 00:20:23,323 Um... What-what do you mean? 564 00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:25,161 Well, glad to have you back, big guy. 565 00:20:25,186 --> 00:20:27,524 Why did you just put a napkin on my shoulder? 566 00:20:27,549 --> 00:20:29,706 - Ha! It was a dare. - No, it wasn't. 567 00:20:29,731 --> 00:20:31,033 They dared me, Bob. I swear. 568 00:20:31,058 --> 00:20:32,675 We don't know what he's talking about. 569 00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:34,996 - What's a "dare"? - No, you guys. Come on. 570 00:20:35,021 --> 00:20:36,636 It's kind of a waste of a napkin. 571 00:20:36,661 --> 00:20:38,030 No. No. It was a dare! 572 00:20:38,055 --> 00:20:39,560 You got to believe me, Bob! 573 00:20:39,585 --> 00:20:40,921 Teddy, calm down. 574 00:20:46,206 --> 00:20:48,945 ♪ Sha, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 575 00:20:50,648 --> 00:20:53,721 ♪ Mm, uh-huh ♪ 576 00:20:54,899 --> 00:20:57,971 ♪ Mr. Crow and me ♪ 577 00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:00,568 ♪ Watching from the bathroom ♪ 578 00:21:00,668 --> 00:21:03,240 ♪ When I see you there bending that stick ♪ 579 00:21:03,340 --> 00:21:08,317 ♪ I want to say, "Hey, look at you bend that stick" ♪ 580 00:21:08,417 --> 00:21:10,654 ♪ Don't want to see a pigeon ♪ 581 00:21:10,755 --> 00:21:14,696 ♪ Mr. Crow, poke that log until you find something ♪ 582 00:21:14,763 --> 00:21:18,103 ♪ Looks like you found a beetle? ♪ 583 00:21:18,170 --> 00:21:21,009 ♪ Oh, look, now you flew up in a tree ♪ 584 00:21:21,185 --> 00:21:22,754 ♪ Mr. Crow and... ♪ 585 00:21:22,779 --> 00:21:27,109 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com --