1 00:00:04,976 --> 00:00:09,976 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 2 00:00:20,596 --> 00:00:22,679 I can't believe it. A hundred-dollar gift card 3 00:00:22,704 --> 00:00:23,891 to the More Store? 4 00:00:23,916 --> 00:00:25,101 It's the best tip we've ever gotten. 5 00:00:25,125 --> 00:00:26,176 Even better than that time 6 00:00:26,201 --> 00:00:27,736 that guy left us a stick of gum. 7 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:28,979 - Gum guy. - Yeah, gum guy. 8 00:00:29,004 --> 00:00:30,445 I can't believe we got this. 9 00:00:30,470 --> 00:00:32,099 It's so much money. 10 00:00:32,124 --> 00:00:33,575 Yeah, it's like $100. 11 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,236 I'm kind of surprised a guy walking around 12 00:00:35,260 --> 00:00:37,448 with a hundred-dollar gift card would even want to 13 00:00:37,472 --> 00:00:39,185 - eat here. No offense. - Hey. 14 00:00:39,210 --> 00:00:41,416 Come on, Dad, admit it. You're confused, too. 15 00:00:41,441 --> 00:00:42,409 Mm, a little bit. 16 00:00:42,434 --> 00:00:43,952 He was probably a tech billionaire, 17 00:00:43,977 --> 00:00:46,313 or an ambassador or an influencer. 18 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:48,029 They all eat food sometimes, right? 19 00:00:48,054 --> 00:00:50,498 Who knows why he left this tip? But I'm glad he did. 20 00:00:50,523 --> 00:00:52,870 I love the More Store. Clothes and towels 21 00:00:52,895 --> 00:00:54,830 and toilet paper an medicine and wine. 22 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:56,290 And all at affordable prices. 23 00:00:56,323 --> 00:00:58,368 Plus, their lights are so bright you can see if you have 24 00:00:58,392 --> 00:00:59,801 any weird spots on your skin. 25 00:00:59,826 --> 00:01:01,479 You forgot toys. They also have toys. 26 00:01:01,504 --> 00:01:02,838 Nobody cares about medicine. 27 00:01:02,863 --> 00:01:04,537 He must have really liked the burger. 28 00:01:04,562 --> 00:01:06,508 I mean, I know he did, 'cause he kept saying, 29 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:08,685 "I can't believe how good this burger is." 30 00:01:08,710 --> 00:01:11,741 He was maybe an angel sent here just for me? 31 00:01:11,766 --> 00:01:13,835 He liked all of it, Dad. He also talked about 32 00:01:13,860 --> 00:01:16,071 how great the service was, and he definitely implied 33 00:01:16,096 --> 00:01:19,166 that whoever handed him the menu did it really gracefully, 34 00:01:19,191 --> 00:01:21,985 and that was me. So I think I deserve a cut of that tip. 35 00:01:22,010 --> 00:01:24,179 I poured his water and got all of it in the glass. 36 00:01:24,204 --> 00:01:26,314 Well, most of it. No one gets all of it in. 37 00:01:26,339 --> 00:01:28,842 And I took his order, and I bet he liked 38 00:01:28,867 --> 00:01:31,411 - having his order taken. - Well, I served him, 39 00:01:31,436 --> 00:01:32,637 and he handed the card to me. 40 00:01:32,662 --> 00:01:35,598 Right, so it's only fair we split it five ways. 41 00:01:35,638 --> 00:01:36,836 AKA splitskies. 42 00:01:36,861 --> 00:01:39,096 Uh, well, we normally don't split the tips 43 00:01:39,121 --> 00:01:40,195 with you kids. 44 00:01:40,220 --> 00:01:42,789 Or pay us in any way. Yes, we've noticed. 45 00:01:42,814 --> 00:01:44,299 Or another way of saying it is 46 00:01:44,324 --> 00:01:47,027 we spend all our money on you, because we pay for 47 00:01:47,052 --> 00:01:48,386 things you do and things you wear 48 00:01:48,411 --> 00:01:49,738 and the place you live. 49 00:01:49,763 --> 00:01:51,406 But this isn't money, it's a gift card. 50 00:01:51,431 --> 00:01:55,068 So we all get to spend $20 at the More Store? Great. 51 00:01:55,102 --> 00:01:56,446 We've all agreed. I love this plan. 52 00:01:56,470 --> 00:01:58,747 - Hmm. - Well, you guys have been working 53 00:01:58,772 --> 00:02:01,174 a little bit more, not terribly lately. 54 00:02:01,199 --> 00:02:04,144 - Some effort has been made, I guess. - Thank you. 55 00:02:04,168 --> 00:02:06,054 I mean, I always try and work as hard as I can. 56 00:02:06,079 --> 00:02:07,828 Shh! We're doing collective bargaining. 57 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:12,159 - Oh, sorry. - Please. 58 00:02:12,184 --> 00:02:14,621 - Ooh, harmony. - Okay, how about this? 59 00:02:14,646 --> 00:02:17,165 Bus those tables and we can split the gift card. 60 00:02:17,190 --> 00:02:18,525 I'm on break. Just kidding. 61 00:02:18,550 --> 00:02:21,019 Tina, you heard the man. Rub-a-dub bus-tub. 62 00:02:21,044 --> 00:02:23,038 - Got it. - Mama's going shopping. 63 00:02:23,063 --> 00:02:24,815 - Let's go right now. - Yay! 64 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,842 Shop-ping. Shop-ping. 65 00:02:26,867 --> 00:02:29,653 - Shop-ping. Shop-ping. - No, no. We're open right now. 66 00:02:29,678 --> 00:02:31,179 - We'll go after lunch. - Okay. 67 00:02:31,204 --> 00:02:32,472 We'll just do this until we go. 68 00:02:32,497 --> 00:02:34,532 Shop-ping. Shop-ping. 69 00:02:34,557 --> 00:02:36,818 - Shop-ping. - Shop-ping! Shop-ping! 70 00:02:36,843 --> 00:02:37,947 - Linda. - What? 71 00:02:37,972 --> 00:02:39,574 Shop-ping! Oh. 72 00:02:41,270 --> 00:02:44,017 Hmm, no valet service for people spending $100? 73 00:02:44,084 --> 00:02:45,519 By the way, can I hold the card? 74 00:02:45,544 --> 00:02:47,346 - No. - Why? You don't trust me? 75 00:02:47,371 --> 00:02:48,663 All right, fine, but stay close, 76 00:02:48,688 --> 00:02:50,257 and keep your hands where I can see 'em. 77 00:02:50,282 --> 00:02:51,750 Man, it's got some weight to it. 78 00:02:51,775 --> 00:02:52,843 Okay, give it back. 79 00:02:52,868 --> 00:02:54,503 - How was it? - It was fantastic. 80 00:02:54,528 --> 00:02:55,738 Anyone know what they're getting? 81 00:02:55,762 --> 00:02:57,464 There's so many things to buy here. 82 00:02:57,489 --> 00:02:59,207 I know. Stores. Am I right? 83 00:02:59,232 --> 00:03:00,767 Whatever I get, I don't want it to be 84 00:03:00,834 --> 00:03:01,871 something I regret later, 85 00:03:01,896 --> 00:03:03,815 like when I bought that bedazzled barrette. 86 00:03:03,870 --> 00:03:05,072 Whoa, too much. 87 00:03:05,138 --> 00:03:08,884 - I want to get another slide whistle. - Oh, no. I mean, um, really? 88 00:03:08,909 --> 00:03:11,111 Yeah, I don't know if they have them, but I'm thinking 89 00:03:11,136 --> 00:03:13,121 maybe there's a novelty instruments department. 90 00:03:13,146 --> 00:03:15,499 - Well, that would be great. - Uh-huh. 91 00:03:15,524 --> 00:03:17,626 I need it for my low-fi album I'm working on. 92 00:03:17,651 --> 00:03:19,276 It's screaming for some slide whistle. 93 00:03:19,301 --> 00:03:22,698 Wait, don't you already have a "super fun to listen to" 94 00:03:22,723 --> 00:03:24,291 - slide whistle? - I did, but I left it 95 00:03:24,316 --> 00:03:25,584 at that kid Mitchell's house, 96 00:03:25,609 --> 00:03:27,036 and we're not friends anymore, so I can't really 97 00:03:27,060 --> 00:03:28,465 call up and ask for it back. 98 00:03:28,490 --> 00:03:31,231 Oh, yeah, Mitchell. Aw, why aren't you friends anymore? 99 00:03:31,256 --> 00:03:33,341 We're not friends anymore because he was kind of annoying. 100 00:03:33,366 --> 00:03:35,168 - How so? - I mean, the slide whistle is 101 00:03:35,193 --> 00:03:38,146 an elegant instrument, but when he played it, ugh. 102 00:03:48,285 --> 00:03:50,400 It's the first time I've ever de-friended someone, 103 00:03:50,425 --> 00:03:53,737 but Mitchell is just a lot, and I'm a simple, peaceful boy. 104 00:03:53,762 --> 00:03:55,397 - Uh-huh. - Yeah, uh-huh. 105 00:03:55,422 --> 00:03:57,491 - Okay, here we go. - Whoa. 106 00:03:57,516 --> 00:03:59,618 Shopping spree, meet shopping me. 107 00:03:59,643 --> 00:04:00,598 Hello. Hi. 108 00:04:00,623 --> 00:04:02,446 We have a hundred-dollar gift card. No big deal. 109 00:04:02,471 --> 00:04:04,239 Spending someone else's money is thrilling. 110 00:04:04,264 --> 00:04:05,932 - Anything could happen. - Oh, yeah? 111 00:04:05,999 --> 00:04:07,434 Or I'll just get some socks. 112 00:04:07,459 --> 00:04:09,573 All right, we meet back at the register in a half hour. 113 00:04:09,598 --> 00:04:12,388 Remember, we have $20 to spend, that's it. No going over. 114 00:04:12,413 --> 00:04:16,284 - Don't forget tax, people. - Okay, King George. Yeesh. 115 00:04:16,309 --> 00:04:20,164 Should I spend $20 on gumdrops? Maybe I should. 116 00:04:20,189 --> 00:04:22,124 Boyz 4 Now concert DVD box set 117 00:04:22,149 --> 00:04:24,000 with exclusive, never-before-seen 118 00:04:24,025 --> 00:04:26,695 interviews with the band and bonus content of the Boyz 119 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:28,271 singing a song called "Bonus Content"? 120 00:04:28,296 --> 00:04:30,665 I've never seen this before, and it's only $18. 121 00:04:30,690 --> 00:04:32,709 Wait, is that 1,800? Nope. Phew, good. 122 00:04:32,734 --> 00:04:34,870 - Nice. Put that on your maybe list. - What? 123 00:04:34,895 --> 00:04:37,214 This isn't a maybe baby. This is a hell yeah. 124 00:04:37,239 --> 00:04:39,307 Tina, Tina, Tina, it's a big store. 125 00:04:39,332 --> 00:04:41,910 Never go with your first choice without looking around. 126 00:04:41,935 --> 00:04:43,386 That's shopping 101. 127 00:04:43,411 --> 00:04:45,547 This is why you always regret everything you buy, 128 00:04:45,572 --> 00:04:46,816 and why you should always listen to me, 129 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:48,675 because I'm the smartest person you know. 130 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:49,818 You're right. 131 00:04:49,843 --> 00:04:51,454 I'll put this on my maybe list and keep looking. 132 00:04:51,478 --> 00:04:52,646 Now, we've got 27 minutes 133 00:04:52,671 --> 00:04:54,322 to look through this whole store and... 134 00:04:54,347 --> 00:04:56,550 Oh, my God... an archery set. I want it. I'm done. 135 00:04:56,616 --> 00:04:58,194 - This is what I want. - But you just said... 136 00:04:58,218 --> 00:04:59,862 Yeah, that rule only applies if there aren't 137 00:04:59,886 --> 00:05:01,555 amazing archery sets on sale. 138 00:05:01,580 --> 00:05:02,864 Ooh, 25 bucks. 139 00:05:02,889 --> 00:05:04,308 Uh, hey, Tina. 140 00:05:04,333 --> 00:05:06,792 I have a wonderful investment opportunity for you. 141 00:05:06,817 --> 00:05:08,372 - Um, no thanks. - Damn it. 142 00:05:08,397 --> 00:05:10,265 We could have a beautiful life together. 143 00:05:10,290 --> 00:05:11,591 Can you see it? 144 00:05:20,215 --> 00:05:22,135 Ooh, I'm gonna need a trampoline, too. 145 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:24,728 Wait, Tina. I'll be back to buy you later. That's a promise. 146 00:05:24,753 --> 00:05:26,488 Gonna hide you back here, so you're safe. 147 00:05:26,513 --> 00:05:27,914 Don't let anybody touch you. 148 00:05:27,939 --> 00:05:29,891 And use the arrows if necessary. 149 00:05:29,916 --> 00:05:31,785 Hmm. Kettlebells. 150 00:05:31,810 --> 00:05:33,395 I could be a kettle fella. 151 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:35,155 Move to Kettle-delphia. 152 00:05:38,428 --> 00:05:41,477 Hi, yeah, I need to order some of your athletic cut T-shirts? 153 00:05:41,502 --> 00:05:43,743 Arm size? Uh, XXL. 154 00:05:43,768 --> 00:05:45,689 Oh, wait, I just went up an X. 155 00:05:45,714 --> 00:05:47,338 Yup, XXXL. 156 00:05:47,363 --> 00:05:48,764 That's starting to hurt. 157 00:05:48,789 --> 00:05:51,559 Yeah, I'm not getting this. 158 00:05:51,584 --> 00:05:55,228 Oh, this is soft. I could drool all over this baby. 159 00:05:55,253 --> 00:05:57,181 Ooh, I just did a little. 160 00:05:57,206 --> 00:05:58,925 It's beautiful. 161 00:05:58,950 --> 00:06:01,486 The Seam Dream 3,000 Stitchinator. 162 00:06:01,511 --> 00:06:04,147 Features 200 unique built-in stitches, 163 00:06:04,172 --> 00:06:05,665 an auto-size buttonhole 164 00:06:05,690 --> 00:06:07,525 and jam-resistant, drop-in-top bobbin. 165 00:06:07,550 --> 00:06:08,846 Are you kidding me? I could sew 166 00:06:08,871 --> 00:06:11,662 the hell out of a Halloween costume with that. 167 00:06:11,687 --> 00:06:14,313 And it's on sale for 99.95. 168 00:06:14,345 --> 00:06:16,307 Huh, that's still a lot more than 20. 169 00:06:16,332 --> 00:06:19,079 - Aw, nuts. I really want it. - Then buy me, Linda. 170 00:06:19,104 --> 00:06:21,673 But we have rules, Seam Dream 3,000 Stitchinator. 171 00:06:21,706 --> 00:06:23,616 Nobody can spend more than $20. 172 00:06:23,641 --> 00:06:25,419 But your sewing machine at home is a piece of crap. 173 00:06:25,443 --> 00:06:28,855 It's not a piece of crap. It's just kind of sort of broken 174 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:30,824 and everything comes out wavy and the needle is bent. 175 00:06:30,848 --> 00:06:34,002 Just convince your family to spend all the money on me. 176 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:37,127 - I don't know. - Think of all the stitches we could do. 177 00:06:37,152 --> 00:06:38,365 - The straight stitch, - Oh... 178 00:06:38,389 --> 00:06:39,457 - the basting stitch, - Oh! 179 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:41,192 - the scallop stitch, - Scallop! 180 00:06:41,292 --> 00:06:42,643 - The zig-zag stich. - Oh, God. 181 00:06:42,668 --> 00:06:44,537 Okay, okay, okay, I'll ask 'em, I'll ask 'em. 182 00:06:44,562 --> 00:06:45,646 - The shell stitch. - All right, all right, you 183 00:06:45,670 --> 00:06:47,797 have a lot of stitches. I got to go find Bob and the 184 00:06:47,822 --> 00:06:51,569 kids and get them on board with this stitch-uation. Ha! You get it. 185 00:06:51,602 --> 00:06:54,480 Oh, my. 186 00:06:54,505 --> 00:06:57,400 Oh, my. Questlove, take me now. 187 00:06:57,425 --> 00:06:59,477 - Am I allowed to play these? - Yep. 188 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:01,721 I've never played an electronic drum set before. 189 00:07:01,746 --> 00:07:04,649 Is this what NASA uses when they need to have a space jam? 190 00:07:04,683 --> 00:07:06,492 Uh, I don't know. Probably. 191 00:07:06,517 --> 00:07:08,252 Do I need to tie a bandana around my head 192 00:07:08,277 --> 00:07:09,879 or should I just start playing? 193 00:07:09,904 --> 00:07:12,065 I'll just go for it. And a one and a two, 194 00:07:12,090 --> 00:07:14,092 and-a you know what to d... 195 00:07:14,117 --> 00:07:15,368 Mitchell! Oh, no. 196 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:16,904 - Uh, what are you doing? - Mitchell's here. 197 00:07:16,928 --> 00:07:19,073 - I don't know who Mitchell is. - Mitchell was 198 00:07:19,097 --> 00:07:20,774 a friend of mine, but I stopped hanging out with him 199 00:07:20,798 --> 00:07:22,433 because he was so annoying. 200 00:07:22,458 --> 00:07:24,444 Of all the More Stores in all the world, 201 00:07:24,469 --> 00:07:26,270 he had to walk into this one. 202 00:07:26,295 --> 00:07:27,956 - I can't let him see me. - Okay. 203 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:29,415 Keep the drums warm for me, 204 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:30,942 Mr. Electronics Department Attendant. 205 00:07:30,967 --> 00:07:33,036 - Uh-huh. - Just go back to work real natural, 206 00:07:33,061 --> 00:07:34,353 like you never saw me. 207 00:07:34,378 --> 00:07:37,916 Aah! Be cool, be cool. 208 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:43,243 - Gene, hey, Gene! - Mom, shh! 209 00:07:43,268 --> 00:07:44,876 Sorry. I like the football helmet. 210 00:07:44,901 --> 00:07:46,275 Is that 'cause you're always bumping your head? 211 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,643 No, that kid Mitchell is here and I'm hiding from him. 212 00:07:48,683 --> 00:07:51,791 Oh, I get it. One time I was at the farmer's market 213 00:07:51,816 --> 00:07:53,786 and I saw this mom from school that I didn't like 214 00:07:53,811 --> 00:07:56,781 and I carried a big pineapple in front of my face for an hour. 215 00:07:56,806 --> 00:07:58,624 Ugh, I'd kill for a pineapple right now. 216 00:07:58,649 --> 00:08:01,218 Anyway, Gene, you know how our sewing machine broke 217 00:08:01,243 --> 00:08:02,978 and now when I sew holes in your pants, 218 00:08:03,003 --> 00:08:05,114 it's all raggedy and it looks like you're a little orphan boy? 219 00:08:05,139 --> 00:08:06,474 Uh-oh, he's coming this way. 220 00:08:06,499 --> 00:08:07,947 Knock him down if you can. Goodbye. 221 00:08:07,972 --> 00:08:09,874 Wait, Gene, scallop stitch. 222 00:08:10,535 --> 00:08:12,580 Ooh, Tina look at this 223 00:08:12,605 --> 00:08:14,463 assortment of colorful paper clips. 224 00:08:14,488 --> 00:08:16,366 Aren't you always paper clipping stuff together? 225 00:08:16,391 --> 00:08:18,455 Oh, and here's something I'm just noticing. 226 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:20,179 It's only ten dollars. Huh. 227 00:08:20,204 --> 00:08:22,857 I guess you'd have some money left over, and you could... 228 00:08:22,882 --> 00:08:25,151 I don't know... give to me? Your baby sister, 229 00:08:25,176 --> 00:08:27,445 who loves you and loves how much you love paper clips. 230 00:08:27,470 --> 00:08:29,773 Louise, I know you only want me to get something cheaper 231 00:08:29,798 --> 00:08:30,846 'cause you want the archery set. 232 00:08:30,871 --> 00:08:33,659 Tina, how dare you. I want you to be happy. 233 00:08:33,684 --> 00:08:35,286 That's all I've ever wanted. 234 00:08:35,311 --> 00:08:37,513 Ooh, a set of gel pens. Look at all these colors. 235 00:08:37,538 --> 00:08:39,173 - 19.95. - Dang it. 236 00:08:39,198 --> 00:08:41,409 Oh, I think they're broken. 237 00:08:41,434 --> 00:08:43,969 I mean, they're pens, so I think they're okay. 238 00:08:43,994 --> 00:08:46,297 But if they are broken, I think we have to buy them. 239 00:08:46,322 --> 00:08:48,199 They're not broken. They're fine. Putting them back. 240 00:08:48,224 --> 00:08:50,327 And you hate them. 241 00:08:50,352 --> 00:08:52,578 Now I feel like we're not shopping right. 242 00:08:52,603 --> 00:08:53,916 - Gene? - Aah! Shh. 243 00:08:53,941 --> 00:08:55,363 - Get down. - No? 244 00:08:55,388 --> 00:08:56,923 Then hide. Mitchell is here. 245 00:08:56,948 --> 00:08:58,550 - What? - Mitchell. He's here. 246 00:08:58,575 --> 00:09:00,275 Oh, whoa. You were just talking about him 247 00:09:00,300 --> 00:09:01,768 - in the parking lot. - I know. 248 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,502 I think it's like one of those things where if you say his name 249 00:09:03,526 --> 00:09:05,461 three times, he appears, like Beetlejuice 250 00:09:05,486 --> 00:09:08,771 or diarrhea. All I want to do is play the electronic drums, 251 00:09:08,796 --> 00:09:10,682 which are the drums of the future, but instead I have 252 00:09:10,707 --> 00:09:12,872 to hide from the most annoying boy in the world. 253 00:09:12,897 --> 00:09:14,327 Why did you think he was annoying again? 254 00:09:14,352 --> 00:09:16,847 He was just so much, all of the time. 255 00:09:16,872 --> 00:09:19,183 And it was like, "Does everyone have to pay attention to you 256 00:09:19,208 --> 00:09:22,078 - every second of the day?" - Ooh, glow-in-the-dark puff paint. 257 00:09:22,111 --> 00:09:23,713 Tina, this is about me right now. 258 00:09:23,738 --> 00:09:25,256 - Me, me, me. - Sorry. 259 00:09:25,281 --> 00:09:26,983 Oh, no, there he is. Let's go. 260 00:09:29,218 --> 00:09:31,120 - Uh... - Never mind. 261 00:09:31,187 --> 00:09:32,889 Come on. 262 00:09:32,922 --> 00:09:35,691 - Okay. - I guess we're part of this now? 263 00:09:35,758 --> 00:09:37,560 A beanie hat with a headlamp. 264 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:38,761 Don't mind if I do. 265 00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:40,096 It's getting dark. 266 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:41,239 We won't be able to see. 267 00:09:41,264 --> 00:09:43,149 Oh, yes, we will. 268 00:09:43,174 --> 00:09:45,543 Wow! 269 00:09:45,568 --> 00:09:47,112 - You saved our family. - Yeah. 270 00:09:47,136 --> 00:09:48,747 - I love you, Bob. - You should. 271 00:09:48,876 --> 00:09:50,156 Wear that to bed tonight. 272 00:09:50,181 --> 00:09:51,082 Bob. 273 00:09:51,107 --> 00:09:52,480 - Bob. - Oh. Hi. 274 00:09:52,505 --> 00:09:53,684 Nice beanie. Hey, listen. 275 00:09:53,709 --> 00:09:55,800 I know we're only supposed to spend 20 bucks, 276 00:09:55,825 --> 00:09:58,511 but I was thinking, what if we pooled our money 277 00:09:58,536 --> 00:10:00,879 and spent it all on one really great thing for the family? 278 00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:02,762 You know, something that everyone would really love. 279 00:10:02,787 --> 00:10:04,922 Uh, like what? 280 00:10:04,947 --> 00:10:07,408 - A sewing machine! - A sewing machine? 281 00:10:07,433 --> 00:10:09,364 Well, not just a sewing machine. 282 00:10:09,389 --> 00:10:12,025 The Seam Dream 3000 Stitchinator. 283 00:10:12,050 --> 00:10:14,528 And it's on sale. Bob, it's like the Michael Jordan 284 00:10:14,553 --> 00:10:17,333 of sewing machines. He was really good at something, right? 285 00:10:17,358 --> 00:10:20,309 Yeah, he was. But you think the kids are gonna go for that? 286 00:10:20,334 --> 00:10:21,708 Well, not when you say it like that. 287 00:10:21,733 --> 00:10:23,768 I mean, it's just, they might want toys. 288 00:10:23,793 --> 00:10:26,731 - Or anything else. - Okay, well, you're mean. 289 00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:28,958 But are you on board with the sewing machine 290 00:10:28,983 --> 00:10:30,692 if I can convince everyone else? 291 00:10:30,724 --> 00:10:33,153 - Forget I said you were mean. - Uh... yeah, sure. 292 00:10:33,178 --> 00:10:35,146 But I'll just keep looking around. 293 00:10:35,171 --> 00:10:38,598 You know, just in case the kids want fun things that they like. 294 00:10:38,623 --> 00:10:40,536 Shush, shush. Thank you for your support. 295 00:10:40,561 --> 00:10:41,930 Okay, I'm gonna go find the girls. 296 00:10:41,955 --> 00:10:44,683 Gene'll do it if they do it. My little follower. 297 00:10:44,746 --> 00:10:46,882 Oh. That's disappointing. 298 00:10:46,911 --> 00:10:49,013 So, are we gonna stay in here 299 00:10:49,038 --> 00:10:50,395 until the store closes? 300 00:10:50,420 --> 00:10:53,075 Maybe just till I'm 18 and Mitchell goes off to college? 301 00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:55,427 - Come on, Mitchell. Time to go. - Okay, Dad. 302 00:10:55,452 --> 00:10:56,708 Thank God. He's leaving. 303 00:10:56,733 --> 00:10:59,247 Can we go out now? I only have about 15 minutes 304 00:10:59,272 --> 00:11:00,573 to cover the rest of the store. 305 00:11:00,598 --> 00:11:02,066 I got to chop-chop on the shop-shop. 306 00:11:02,091 --> 00:11:04,326 No, no, no, no. You don't. Because... 307 00:11:04,351 --> 00:11:05,708 found your winner right here. 308 00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:08,075 And it's a steal at $13.95. 309 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,458 An adult male's extra-large bathing suit? 310 00:11:10,483 --> 00:11:12,352 Ooh, it's got a fly for wieners. 311 00:11:12,377 --> 00:11:14,997 Okay, so I'm gonna go now 312 00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:16,557 and maybe check out the jigsaw puzzles. 313 00:11:16,582 --> 00:11:18,584 Gene, you want to get into some puzzle trouble? 314 00:11:18,609 --> 00:11:20,154 No, thanks. Now that the coast is clear, 315 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:22,347 I have a date with an electronic drum set. 316 00:11:22,372 --> 00:11:24,350 And I'll probably get discovered while I'm playing it 317 00:11:24,375 --> 00:11:26,253 and get a record deal, if they still have those. 318 00:11:26,278 --> 00:11:27,622 Come with me. We can't afford to buy it, 319 00:11:27,647 --> 00:11:29,950 but you owe it to yourself to see me playing it. 320 00:11:29,975 --> 00:11:32,678 Okay. I think games and puzzles is that way anyway. 321 00:11:32,703 --> 00:11:35,825 Sure. Puzzles. Or ChapStick. A really nice ChapStick? 322 00:11:35,850 --> 00:11:37,352 Like, really nice. 323 00:11:37,377 --> 00:11:38,878 Okay, get ready for it, people. 324 00:11:38,903 --> 00:11:41,411 We have, like, 13 minutes left before we have to leave, 325 00:11:41,436 --> 00:11:43,905 and I need you to tell me if I'm a prodigy or a natural 326 00:11:43,930 --> 00:11:45,606 or just a sweet little drummer boy. 327 00:11:45,645 --> 00:11:46,866 - Mitchell! - Gene! 328 00:11:46,891 --> 00:11:48,152 - I thought you left. - What? 329 00:11:48,177 --> 00:11:50,333 I mean, uh, good to see you. How are you? 330 00:11:50,358 --> 00:11:53,216 -Good. -I'm also well. Thank you for asking. 331 00:11:53,241 --> 00:11:54,376 You remember my sisters. 332 00:11:54,401 --> 00:11:56,520 - This one and that one. - Yeah. Hey. 333 00:11:56,545 --> 00:11:57,427 - Hey. - Hey. 334 00:11:57,452 --> 00:12:00,145 So, are you a frequent patron of the More Store? 335 00:12:00,170 --> 00:12:02,825 I come with my dad sometimes. He came to get light bulbs, 336 00:12:02,850 --> 00:12:05,114 but then he got a tent, but then he forgot light bulbs. 337 00:12:05,139 --> 00:12:07,341 Gotcha. Um, were you about to play these? 338 00:12:07,366 --> 00:12:09,372 I mean, I was gonna. Were you? 339 00:12:09,397 --> 00:12:11,270 I guess. Kinda. Yeah. 340 00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:13,950 Do you wanna... both play? 341 00:12:13,975 --> 00:12:15,476 - Oh, boy. - Don't do it. 342 00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:17,701 I don't know what happened. It just came out. 343 00:12:17,726 --> 00:12:19,328 Okay... 344 00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:23,161 Little cramped on this one stool. It's fine. 345 00:12:27,087 --> 00:12:29,823 Wow. It's the world's most uncomfortable duet. 346 00:12:29,848 --> 00:12:33,036 - More like don't-et. - Yup. 347 00:12:39,898 --> 00:12:42,792 This is painful to watch. And listen to. 348 00:12:44,519 --> 00:12:46,688 Should we take the sticks out of their hands? 349 00:12:46,713 --> 00:12:48,382 Or pull the fire alarm or something? 350 00:12:48,407 --> 00:12:50,380 This is... fun. 351 00:12:50,405 --> 00:12:53,542 - Yup. - I'm very glad we're doing this together. 352 00:12:53,567 --> 00:12:56,570 - Uh-huh. - What happens if I turn this? 353 00:12:56,595 --> 00:12:58,330 Pretty cool. 354 00:12:58,355 --> 00:13:00,825 Yup. Liking that. That's working for me. 355 00:13:00,850 --> 00:13:02,284 Hel-lo! 356 00:13:07,575 --> 00:13:10,945 Yes! 357 00:13:11,133 --> 00:13:14,536 Huh. They seem to be enjoying themselves, somehow? 358 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,864 But we don't have to still be here, right? 359 00:13:16,889 --> 00:13:19,058 Let's say no. Gene, we're going... 360 00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:20,518 - away now. - Goodbye. 361 00:13:20,543 --> 00:13:22,654 Can you believe we've never played one of these things? 362 00:13:22,679 --> 00:13:25,282 Mitchell, you've never played one of these things, have you? 363 00:13:25,307 --> 00:13:26,541 Nope, first time. 364 00:13:26,566 --> 00:13:28,302 How are we so good at this? 365 00:13:28,327 --> 00:13:30,729 I'm not surprised. 366 00:13:30,754 --> 00:13:32,556 Hmm. 367 00:13:32,581 --> 00:13:35,183 Oh, yeah? 368 00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:37,443 Okay. 369 00:13:43,626 --> 00:13:45,348 Ugh, what is all that noise? 370 00:13:45,373 --> 00:13:48,076 Somebody should do something about that. It's awful. 371 00:13:48,101 --> 00:13:49,374 Oh, good, the girls. 372 00:13:49,399 --> 00:13:50,809 Don't mess this up, Linda. 373 00:13:50,834 --> 00:13:52,380 - I won't. - Just let me do the talking. 374 00:13:52,405 --> 00:13:54,374 I will handle it. Geez. 375 00:13:54,656 --> 00:13:57,150 God, what is that? 376 00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:58,966 Oh. It's Gene. 377 00:13:58,991 --> 00:14:02,802 Sorry. That-That's my son. He-He's a-a free spirit. 378 00:14:02,827 --> 00:14:04,329 Please don't kick us out of the store. 379 00:14:04,354 --> 00:14:06,012 Oh. I don't care enough to do that. 380 00:14:06,037 --> 00:14:08,250 Um, also, do you think these look good on me? 381 00:14:08,275 --> 00:14:10,711 I-I don't know how to tell when things look good. 382 00:14:10,736 --> 00:14:12,373 It-It's so rare. 383 00:14:12,398 --> 00:14:14,770 Kind of makes me look like a fighter pilot, right? 384 00:14:14,795 --> 00:14:16,863 - Um... - I mean, not active duty, 385 00:14:16,888 --> 00:14:20,091 but maybe one who might get called back for one last mission? 386 00:14:20,116 --> 00:14:21,584 - Sure. - Or if they need me 387 00:14:21,609 --> 00:14:24,692 to fly over a really important sports game, 388 00:14:24,717 --> 00:14:26,536 - like a championship? - Um... 389 00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:28,575 I think my boss is calling me. 390 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:32,717 Oh. Right. Yeah. Me too. Uh, I'm gonna put these back. 391 00:14:32,742 --> 00:14:35,378 I don't really go out in the sun much. 392 00:14:35,403 --> 00:14:37,271 Just think of all the wacky outfits 393 00:14:37,296 --> 00:14:38,864 I can sew for you kids with him. 394 00:14:38,889 --> 00:14:40,157 - Him? - Yeah. He's a boy. 395 00:14:40,182 --> 00:14:41,583 Sewing machines can be boys. 396 00:14:41,608 --> 00:14:44,578 Wait, don't you still use the sewing machine you already have? 397 00:14:44,603 --> 00:14:46,038 Yeah, but it's all messed-up. 398 00:14:46,063 --> 00:14:48,089 I never know if I'm gonna come out alive with that thing. 399 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,749 - I think it's haunted. - Sorry, Mom, but it's a little weird 400 00:14:50,774 --> 00:14:53,012 to try to make us give up our $20 401 00:14:53,037 --> 00:14:54,371 so that you can get your thing. 402 00:14:54,396 --> 00:14:56,231 Now, Tina, what about this coloring book? 403 00:14:56,256 --> 00:14:59,384 Ooh, Trucks & Tractors? Only $6.99? 404 00:14:59,409 --> 00:15:00,762 No, Louise. Cut it out. 405 00:15:00,787 --> 00:15:02,532 I'm not giving you any of my gift card money. 406 00:15:02,557 --> 00:15:05,159 Oh, and drapes. I've always wanted to sew drapes. 407 00:15:05,184 --> 00:15:06,434 Don't kids love drapes? 408 00:15:06,459 --> 00:15:08,327 No. No to both of you. Ugh! 409 00:15:08,352 --> 00:15:10,255 This gift card is tearing us apart! 410 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:12,415 - You blew it, Linda. - I'm not finished. 411 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:15,351 Did I mention there was a jam-resistant drop-in top bobbin? 412 00:15:15,376 --> 00:15:17,005 - Yeah, a couple times. - Mm-hmm. 413 00:15:17,030 --> 00:15:19,697 Hello. English Rose Garden Puzzle? 414 00:15:19,998 --> 00:15:22,901 Well, if it isn't the finest English garden 415 00:15:22,926 --> 00:15:24,194 in all of England-land. 416 00:15:24,219 --> 00:15:26,021 ♪ Tra-la-la, tra-la-la, tra-la-la! ♪ 417 00:15:26,046 --> 00:15:28,615 Tra-la-la to you, my feathery garden chums. 418 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,241 Oh. Here we go. 419 00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:31,267 Cheerio! 420 00:15:31,313 --> 00:15:32,325 Pip-pip. 421 00:15:34,077 --> 00:15:35,458 - Mitchell! - What?! 422 00:15:35,483 --> 00:15:37,128 I keep trying to play the same beat as you, 423 00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:39,964 - but you keep changing it. - No, I don't. You keep changing it. 424 00:15:39,989 --> 00:15:43,046 - Fine, I'll just play louder. - Then I'll play louder-er. 425 00:15:43,071 --> 00:15:45,807 Mitchell, you're abusing the electronic drum set technology! 426 00:15:45,832 --> 00:15:48,434 You are. You should definitely stop whatever you're doing. 427 00:15:48,459 --> 00:15:50,962 You stop! - You stop! 428 00:15:50,987 --> 00:15:54,399 - Does that help? - Ugh, I can't do this anymore! 429 00:15:54,424 --> 00:15:56,042 You're so annoying! 430 00:15:56,067 --> 00:15:58,636 This is exactly why I stopped hanging out with you. 431 00:15:58,661 --> 00:16:00,802 Wait, what? I stopped hanging out with you. 432 00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,987 - Because you're annoying. - Uh, no. 433 00:16:03,012 --> 00:16:05,014 I stopped calling you. 434 00:16:05,039 --> 00:16:07,011 - I beg to differ. - Don't do the thing 435 00:16:07,036 --> 00:16:09,248 where you hear someone stopped wanting to hang out with you 436 00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:10,983 so you pretend that you were the one who wanted 437 00:16:11,007 --> 00:16:12,207 to stop hanging out with them. 438 00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:14,452 What? You're doing that to me right now. 439 00:16:14,477 --> 00:16:16,880 I left a perfectly good slide whistle at your house 440 00:16:16,905 --> 00:16:18,625 because I was avoiding you! 441 00:16:18,650 --> 00:16:21,557 Like you even know how to handle a slide whistle. 442 00:16:21,582 --> 00:16:23,186 How dare you! 443 00:16:23,211 --> 00:16:25,830 I'm leaving and I don't ever want to see you again. 444 00:16:25,855 --> 00:16:28,767 I already didn't want to see you again before I saw you here 445 00:16:28,792 --> 00:16:30,195 and tried not to let you see me. 446 00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:32,985 And, also, I'm leaving first! 447 00:16:33,010 --> 00:16:34,087 Easy, easy. 448 00:16:34,112 --> 00:16:36,619 Damn it, what is going on with these cords?! 449 00:16:39,213 --> 00:16:41,603 Hey, Gene. I guess we're still waiting on your sisters 450 00:16:41,628 --> 00:16:44,082 - and your dad. Aw, what's wrong, honey? - Mm. 451 00:16:44,107 --> 00:16:46,976 Mitchell said he stopped hanging out with me 452 00:16:47,001 --> 00:16:49,020 because I was the annoying one. 453 00:16:49,045 --> 00:16:50,955 - What? - Yes! Can you believe it? 454 00:16:50,980 --> 00:16:53,316 Why would anyone ever want to stop hanging out with you, 455 00:16:53,341 --> 00:16:55,527 - my sweet little angel? - Thank you, Mother. 456 00:16:55,552 --> 00:16:56,820 But I'm worried you're biased. 457 00:16:56,886 --> 00:16:58,063 You seem to have, like, 458 00:16:58,088 --> 00:16:59,478 - a thing about me. - Hey. 459 00:16:59,503 --> 00:17:01,057 - Socks? - Yeah, socks. 460 00:17:01,082 --> 00:17:03,477 That's what I got, too. But mine are blue. 461 00:17:03,502 --> 00:17:05,649 So you didn't get the kids on board for the sewing machine? 462 00:17:05,674 --> 00:17:07,706 No. It was a dumb idea anyway. 463 00:17:07,731 --> 00:17:09,566 I can keep using the one we have now. 464 00:17:09,591 --> 00:17:11,409 So what if everything comes out of it wavy 465 00:17:11,434 --> 00:17:14,037 with the weird scary stitching like a psychopath did it. 466 00:17:14,064 --> 00:17:15,647 Hey, girls. What'd you pick out? 467 00:17:15,672 --> 00:17:17,016 Well, I'm getting this archery set, 468 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,641 and I think Tina's really interested 469 00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:19,743 in these playing cards. 470 00:17:19,850 --> 00:17:21,986 Sorry, kid. This lass is about to get lost 471 00:17:22,011 --> 00:17:23,780 in this English garden. 472 00:17:23,805 --> 00:17:24,939 Trellis? Hell yes. 473 00:17:24,964 --> 00:17:27,659 Monster. Gene, buddy, empty-handed? 474 00:17:27,684 --> 00:17:30,153 Want to gift me five dollars of your card money? 475 00:17:30,178 --> 00:17:32,197 I'll let you let me shoot an apple off your head 476 00:17:32,222 --> 00:17:34,283 - with my new archery set. - No, sorry. 477 00:17:34,308 --> 00:17:36,101 I got something. It's $18.95. 478 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,561 - Okay. - Okay. - Oh, great. 479 00:17:38,586 --> 00:17:40,422 That's gonna be fun to listen to all the time. 480 00:17:40,447 --> 00:17:42,640 I know, right? Oh, there he is. 481 00:17:42,665 --> 00:17:45,633 I can't believe he thinks I'm the annoying one 482 00:17:45,658 --> 00:17:47,112 when he is clearly the annoying one. 483 00:17:47,137 --> 00:17:49,956 He's loud. He can't really play music, if we're being honest. 484 00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:53,651 And he has absolutely no idea that everything he does 485 00:17:53,676 --> 00:17:55,828 is extremely aggravating... 486 00:17:55,853 --> 00:17:57,822 Oh, my God. He's me. 487 00:17:57,847 --> 00:17:59,015 No... 488 00:17:59,049 --> 00:18:00,884 - We're exactly the same. - No. - No. 489 00:18:00,909 --> 00:18:02,211 - No. - Not that much. 490 00:18:02,236 --> 00:18:03,438 Yes, we are! 491 00:18:03,463 --> 00:18:05,632 Gene, you're way less annoying than him. 492 00:18:05,657 --> 00:18:07,132 A little less. A little... 493 00:18:07,157 --> 00:18:08,808 - way less. - And we love you. 494 00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:10,802 Not just 'cause you're our brother and we have to. 495 00:18:10,827 --> 00:18:13,163 Sorry, that makes it sound like we do have to. 496 00:18:13,188 --> 00:18:15,348 - Um, but yeah. - Gene, you're not annoying. 497 00:18:15,373 --> 00:18:19,569 But I am remembering Mitchell now, and he is a handful. 498 00:18:19,594 --> 00:18:21,880 I mean, he was. I'm-I'm sure he's matured. 499 00:18:21,905 --> 00:18:23,673 Hmm. Maybe not. 500 00:18:23,698 --> 00:18:25,483 Well, I never thought Mitchell was annoying. 501 00:18:25,508 --> 00:18:27,143 He was such a ball of energy. 502 00:18:27,168 --> 00:18:29,646 Lot of life in that kid. Maybe you two burn so bright, 503 00:18:29,671 --> 00:18:31,739 there just isn't room for you both in one place. 504 00:18:31,764 --> 00:18:33,792 Yeah, it's like, um, this puzzle. 505 00:18:33,817 --> 00:18:36,296 Two pieces that are similar can't go right next to each other. 506 00:18:36,321 --> 00:18:38,430 They have to go far apart in order for it to all work, 507 00:18:38,455 --> 00:18:40,774 and... Oh, my God, this is a great rose garden. 508 00:18:40,799 --> 00:18:43,293 Look at the birdbath on this thing. It's so freakin' quaint! 509 00:18:43,318 --> 00:18:44,669 Oh, boy. He's looking over here. 510 00:18:44,694 --> 00:18:47,030 I guess I'll go say something. 511 00:18:47,055 --> 00:18:48,481 - Oh. Really? - Cover me. 512 00:18:48,506 --> 00:18:50,608 All right. Uh, go... serpentine. 513 00:18:50,633 --> 00:18:53,470 I was joking. You're really doing it. 514 00:18:54,304 --> 00:18:55,304 - Hey. - Hey. 515 00:18:55,338 --> 00:18:56,606 I'm sorry we fought. 516 00:18:56,631 --> 00:18:59,184 I don't really think you're annoying... that much. 517 00:18:59,209 --> 00:19:01,261 Same. You're just... a little bit. 518 00:19:01,286 --> 00:19:03,788 Hm. We did have some good times, didn't we? 519 00:19:03,813 --> 00:19:06,224 - I guess. - And we were both amazing at the drums. 520 00:19:06,249 --> 00:19:07,684 When I rock, I rock hard. 521 00:19:07,709 --> 00:19:11,096 Maybe we're just both so amazing at drums and slide whistle 522 00:19:11,121 --> 00:19:13,073 that it's too much if we play together. 523 00:19:13,098 --> 00:19:15,200 - Eh, probably. - So we'll just play drums 524 00:19:15,225 --> 00:19:16,902 and slide whistle in, uh... 525 00:19:16,926 --> 00:19:18,645 separate houses and, uh, places. 526 00:19:18,670 --> 00:19:22,040 Forever. But we'll always fondly remember 527 00:19:22,065 --> 00:19:24,139 the times that we... Aah! 528 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,764 Mitchell, will you cut that out for one second?! 529 00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:27,654 - What? - Goodbye, Mitchell. 530 00:19:27,679 --> 00:19:29,748 - Bye. - I'm gonna serpentine 531 00:19:29,773 --> 00:19:31,107 back to my family now. 532 00:19:31,249 --> 00:19:32,984 - How'd it go? - Good, I guess. I think 533 00:19:33,009 --> 00:19:35,495 we decided that we definitely shouldn't be friends at all. 534 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:38,289 But I feel like we talked about it like grown-up 11-year-olds. 535 00:19:38,314 --> 00:19:39,656 I'm proud of you, Gene. 536 00:19:39,681 --> 00:19:41,526 You went over there and talked to him to make peace. 537 00:19:41,551 --> 00:19:43,437 That shows a lot of character. 538 00:19:43,462 --> 00:19:44,963 I want to be like that. 539 00:19:44,988 --> 00:19:46,423 Thanks. Maybe you can call his dad 540 00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:48,141 and arrange to pick up my slide whistle? 541 00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:49,601 No. I-I don't see that happening. 542 00:19:49,626 --> 00:19:52,079 Mom, Dad, if you're both just getting socks, 543 00:19:52,104 --> 00:19:55,040 does that mean there might be an extra five bucks kicking around 544 00:19:55,065 --> 00:19:56,516 that we could apply towards this? 545 00:19:56,541 --> 00:19:57,976 The thing that dreams are made of? 546 00:19:58,001 --> 00:19:59,502 Sorry, Lin. 547 00:19:59,602 --> 00:20:01,654 You really wanted that sewing machine, huh? 548 00:20:01,679 --> 00:20:03,481 It's just, all the dresses and pants 549 00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:04,958 I could've hemmed for dances. 550 00:20:04,983 --> 00:20:07,519 All the costumes I could've made for Halloween. 551 00:20:07,544 --> 00:20:08,995 All the little outfits I could've made 552 00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:10,221 for Gene's toothbrush. 553 00:20:10,246 --> 00:20:11,697 Remember when we used to make outfits 554 00:20:11,722 --> 00:20:13,591 for Gene's toothbrush to get him to brush? 555 00:20:13,616 --> 00:20:15,093 I was even thinking I could sew 556 00:20:15,118 --> 00:20:16,453 somebody's wedding dress someday. 557 00:20:16,486 --> 00:20:18,004 - I can't wait. - Wow, Mom. 558 00:20:18,029 --> 00:20:19,898 I love sewing stuff for you kids. 559 00:20:19,923 --> 00:20:21,191 I want to do it forever. 560 00:20:21,216 --> 00:20:23,061 I love making your crazy little dreams come true. 561 00:20:23,126 --> 00:20:25,512 Okay. I'm on board with the sewing machine. 562 00:20:25,537 --> 00:20:26,905 What? Really? 563 00:20:26,930 --> 00:20:28,248 All right. I'm in, too. 564 00:20:28,273 --> 00:20:29,941 I guess someone else can tend this garden. 565 00:20:29,966 --> 00:20:31,575 - Lucky bastard. - Yeah, me too. 566 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:32,844 I-I don't even like these socks. 567 00:20:32,869 --> 00:20:36,272 - Who gets new socks? - But... archery set. 568 00:20:36,297 --> 00:20:38,858 That's for the whole family, too. 569 00:20:38,883 --> 00:20:41,252 Okay, fine. Get the dang sewing machine. 570 00:20:41,277 --> 00:20:43,055 But someone is buying this thing for me for my birthday 571 00:20:43,079 --> 00:20:45,626 or I'm hopping the next train to Bow and Arrow Island. 572 00:20:45,651 --> 00:20:48,502 Yay! I'll go get the Stitchinator! You're gonna love him. 573 00:20:48,527 --> 00:20:50,462 I'm coming, Stitchinator! I'm coming! 574 00:20:50,487 --> 00:20:52,188 Ooh! Sorry! 575 00:20:52,213 --> 00:20:53,665 Ow, ow, ow. 576 00:20:53,690 --> 00:20:55,825 - She ran right into that cart. - What's in there? 577 00:20:55,934 --> 00:20:57,452 It's like she ran into a wall. 578 00:20:57,477 --> 00:20:59,846 - Kettlebells. - Look at her limpin' away. 579 00:20:59,871 --> 00:21:01,072 That's how you shop. 580 00:21:32,115 --> 00:21:37,115 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com --