1 00:00:00,159 --> 00:00:02,400 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 2 00:00:02,425 --> 00:00:04,133 So, everyone enjoying the dinner 3 00:00:04,158 --> 00:00:06,084 your father and I nicely made you? 4 00:00:06,109 --> 00:00:08,428 Don't be afraid to shout out compliments. 5 00:00:08,453 --> 00:00:09,773 Oh, sorry. It's really good. 6 00:00:09,798 --> 00:00:11,631 - Thank you. - It's chicken, right? 7 00:00:11,656 --> 00:00:13,265 - Yes, Tina. - I knew it. 8 00:00:13,290 --> 00:00:15,894 Sorry, mom, I'm just still sort of reeling from school, 9 00:00:15,919 --> 00:00:18,229 where my grape-flavored finger pop-pet 10 00:00:18,254 --> 00:00:19,670 was cruelly taken from me! 11 00:00:19,695 --> 00:00:21,861 Yeah, you've mentioned the finger candy thing. 12 00:00:21,959 --> 00:00:23,291 Finger pop-pet! 13 00:00:23,316 --> 00:00:24,968 Whoops. Hey. 14 00:00:24,993 --> 00:00:27,697 - No candy in class. - But I wasn't eating it. 15 00:00:27,722 --> 00:00:29,088 Then why does it look half-eaten? 16 00:00:29,113 --> 00:00:30,988 Because I've been savoring it, 17 00:00:31,013 --> 00:00:32,346 slowly and responsibly. 18 00:00:32,371 --> 00:00:34,203 Well, I'm gonna savor doing this. 19 00:00:34,228 --> 00:00:36,148 No, no, no, no, no, no! Not the trash, no... 20 00:00:36,173 --> 00:00:38,506 And that's why grown-ups are monsters. 21 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:41,994 Okay. Uh, sorry about that, Louise, 22 00:00:42,019 --> 00:00:45,276 but, uh, kids, we wanted to talk to you 23 00:00:45,301 --> 00:00:46,800 - about something. - Right. 24 00:00:46,825 --> 00:00:48,968 Are we all getting matching jumpsuits finally? 25 00:00:48,993 --> 00:00:50,015 No. 26 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:51,971 So, uh, starting tomorrow, 27 00:00:51,996 --> 00:00:55,171 your father and I thought it would be good 28 00:00:55,196 --> 00:00:58,572 and also re-really fun to do chores. 29 00:00:58,597 --> 00:01:00,540 - Chores? - Didn't we try those before 30 00:01:00,565 --> 00:01:02,482 and we were all like, "nah"? 31 00:01:02,507 --> 00:01:04,065 Uh, we're-we're gonna try it again. 32 00:01:04,090 --> 00:01:05,795 Yep, you're gonna clean the bathroom, 33 00:01:05,820 --> 00:01:08,571 vacuum the floors, dust... stuff. 34 00:01:08,596 --> 00:01:11,139 Um, are we getting a raise in our very meager allowance 35 00:01:11,164 --> 00:01:12,830 because of these so-called chores? 36 00:01:12,855 --> 00:01:14,622 Yeah! I mean, yeah. 37 00:01:14,647 --> 00:01:16,063 No. I think the reward 38 00:01:16,088 --> 00:01:18,551 is that you are contributing to this family. 39 00:01:18,576 --> 00:01:21,209 And learning that it's important to pitch in 40 00:01:21,234 --> 00:01:23,734 in society and stuff like that. 41 00:01:23,759 --> 00:01:25,842 You know, we do work in the restaurant. 42 00:01:25,867 --> 00:01:27,551 Every day. For free. 43 00:01:27,576 --> 00:01:29,763 Not that any of us have called child welfare or anything. 44 00:01:29,788 --> 00:01:30,954 Except for that one time. 45 00:01:30,979 --> 00:01:32,606 I didn't love that you did that. 46 00:01:32,631 --> 00:01:33,964 But the guy we talked to was nice. 47 00:01:33,989 --> 00:01:35,739 Oh, yeah. Todd. What's he up to? 48 00:01:35,764 --> 00:01:38,215 Where is all this chore stuff coming from, anyway? 49 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:40,270 - NPR? - Well, if you must know, 50 00:01:40,295 --> 00:01:43,231 I was talking to Grandma Gloria the other day 51 00:01:43,256 --> 00:01:45,400 and she reminded me that they made me and Gayle 52 00:01:45,425 --> 00:01:47,735 do chores every weekend when we were growing up. 53 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:49,800 And she thought we should be doing it with you kids. 54 00:01:49,846 --> 00:01:51,471 She actually thought we already were, 55 00:01:51,496 --> 00:01:53,290 and I said we tried, but it didn't really stick 56 00:01:53,315 --> 00:01:54,856 and then she made that "hmph" sound. 57 00:01:54,881 --> 00:01:56,369 Ugh, Grandma Gloria. 58 00:01:56,394 --> 00:01:58,362 No huggies from Genie for a year. 59 00:01:58,387 --> 00:02:02,064 All right. Well, what if we refuse to do these chores? 60 00:02:02,108 --> 00:02:03,832 - Yeah. - Respectfully? 61 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:07,092 Okay, well, then, I would respectfully say 62 00:02:07,117 --> 00:02:08,659 you don't have a choice. 63 00:02:08,740 --> 00:02:10,698 - Right, Bob? - Uh, uh, right. 64 00:02:10,723 --> 00:02:13,136 Well, then, we're going to respectfully 65 00:02:13,161 --> 00:02:14,572 stop eating our vegetables. 66 00:02:14,597 --> 00:02:16,764 Gene, Tina? Want to stop eating your broccoli? 67 00:02:16,789 --> 00:02:18,100 But I like broccoli. 68 00:02:18,124 --> 00:02:19,332 - Tina! - Right, sorry. 69 00:02:19,357 --> 00:02:21,102 Well, then, you are respectfully 70 00:02:21,127 --> 00:02:22,413 not getting any dessert. 71 00:02:22,438 --> 00:02:25,064 - Damn it! - Okay, then we are respectfully 72 00:02:25,089 --> 00:02:27,002 - not doing our homework. - Ooh. 73 00:02:27,027 --> 00:02:28,700 You're gonna play this game with Mama? 74 00:02:28,725 --> 00:02:31,567 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, good. 75 00:02:34,576 --> 00:02:36,075 But Lin, "no TV" 76 00:02:36,100 --> 00:02:38,930 - means we don't get to watch TV. - Show no weakness. 77 00:02:38,955 --> 00:02:40,955 - They're gonna crack. - What if they don't crack? 78 00:02:40,980 --> 00:02:42,260 I'm worried they're not cracking. 79 00:02:42,315 --> 00:02:43,667 Mm-mmm. Nope. 80 00:02:43,691 --> 00:02:44,982 Not brushing them. 81 00:02:45,026 --> 00:02:46,420 - Mm. - And if we get painful cavities, 82 00:02:46,444 --> 00:02:49,237 - we'll be the ones laughing. - Yeah. Wait. 83 00:02:49,262 --> 00:02:50,636 Okay, early bedtime, 84 00:02:50,661 --> 00:02:52,911 in your room, lights out, now. 85 00:02:52,936 --> 00:02:55,428 - Nuh-uh. Not going to bed. - Until we get tired. 86 00:02:55,453 --> 00:02:56,527 - Yeah. - Guys. 87 00:02:56,552 --> 00:02:58,051 - I mean, never. - Right. 88 00:02:58,076 --> 00:03:00,326 - Okay, then, no... - What? 89 00:03:00,351 --> 00:03:01,879 - No... - You got nothing. 90 00:03:01,904 --> 00:03:04,029 No, no Christmas ever again! 91 00:03:04,315 --> 00:03:07,232 Uh, Linda, want to have a quick chat? 92 00:03:07,950 --> 00:03:09,674 I feel like it's not going well. 93 00:03:09,699 --> 00:03:11,486 What-what if I go buy a bag of candy 94 00:03:11,511 --> 00:03:12,718 and we give them candy 95 00:03:12,743 --> 00:03:14,242 - if they do the chores? - No, Bob. 96 00:03:14,267 --> 00:03:15,907 They should do chores 'cause we told them to 97 00:03:15,932 --> 00:03:17,785 and 'cause it'll make them better people in society 98 00:03:17,809 --> 00:03:19,308 and all that crap, not to get candy. 99 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:21,746 I mean, what if they turn into little delinquents 100 00:03:21,771 --> 00:03:24,939 who won't listen to authority and it-it ruins their lives? 101 00:03:24,964 --> 00:03:27,434 Then we'll just pretend we don't know them? 102 00:03:27,459 --> 00:03:30,082 - Hmm. Maybe. - Well, the kids have to go to bed. 103 00:03:30,107 --> 00:03:32,524 So, we need a cease-fire, I think. 104 00:03:32,549 --> 00:03:34,674 Okay, fine. You're right. 105 00:03:34,699 --> 00:03:36,594 Eh, we'll-we'll put a pin in the chores thing 106 00:03:36,619 --> 00:03:38,805 and figure out a way to make them do them tomorrow. 107 00:03:38,830 --> 00:03:39,996 Blackmail, maybe? 108 00:03:40,021 --> 00:03:41,771 Have you been writing stuff down? I haven't. 109 00:03:41,796 --> 00:03:43,254 Kids. 110 00:03:43,279 --> 00:03:45,353 Come in here. Come on. 111 00:03:45,378 --> 00:03:47,169 - Okay. - Hmm. 112 00:03:47,194 --> 00:03:49,662 I'm sorry about that "no Christmas" thing. 113 00:03:49,687 --> 00:03:51,520 Come on. Come up in the bed with Mama. 114 00:03:51,545 --> 00:03:53,586 - Come on. - Are you gonna kill us? 115 00:03:53,611 --> 00:03:54,694 No. 116 00:03:54,850 --> 00:03:57,309 Let's, uh, revisit the chores thing later. 117 00:03:57,575 --> 00:03:59,701 Why don't we all just relax, huh? 118 00:03:59,726 --> 00:04:02,081 So tired, right? 119 00:04:02,106 --> 00:04:04,205 - No. - Yes. Should we sing a nice song 120 00:04:04,230 --> 00:04:07,023 or tell a bedtime story? Huh? 121 00:04:07,048 --> 00:04:09,011 A bedtime story? Like you guys used to do? 122 00:04:09,036 --> 00:04:11,129 - Back when we were children? - Oh, yeah, Dad, 123 00:04:11,154 --> 00:04:14,155 you used to tell that story about "Pepperoni the Sleepy Pony". 124 00:04:14,180 --> 00:04:16,569 - Oh, right. - Aw, Pepperoni. 125 00:04:16,594 --> 00:04:19,470 Roaming the plains, looking for a nice place to sleep. 126 00:04:19,495 --> 00:04:21,056 - And a little Pepperoni. - Aren't we all? 127 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:22,538 Tell that story, Bob. 128 00:04:22,582 --> 00:04:24,976 Okay. Um, I think I remember it. 129 00:04:25,001 --> 00:04:27,873 - But maybe he's not sleepy. - And maybe he's really buff? 130 00:04:27,898 --> 00:04:30,668 But also super humble. About how buff he is. 131 00:04:30,693 --> 00:04:34,008 - But he's still into Pepperoni. - Uh, okay, so, 132 00:04:34,033 --> 00:04:37,405 Pepperoni the super buff pony wanders around, 133 00:04:37,430 --> 00:04:40,575 looking for a place to, um, not sleep. 134 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:42,600 And he ends up in a town. 135 00:04:42,625 --> 00:04:44,829 It was a small mining town 136 00:04:44,854 --> 00:04:47,897 - called W-Western-ville. - Oh, that's good. 137 00:04:47,982 --> 00:04:49,543 And there were three siblings that lived there, 138 00:04:49,567 --> 00:04:51,525 the Belch-earps. 139 00:04:51,550 --> 00:04:52,832 The-the Bearps. 140 00:04:52,857 --> 00:04:54,590 And they operated the town's tavern. 141 00:04:54,614 --> 00:04:56,006 The youngest ran the bar 142 00:04:56,031 --> 00:04:57,425 and the gambling side of things... 143 00:04:57,450 --> 00:04:58,991 Oh, and give me giant boots 144 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:00,451 with huge spurs on the back. 145 00:05:00,536 --> 00:05:03,412 - And the front. - Uh, okay, sure. 146 00:05:03,498 --> 00:05:05,184 A-and the middle one ran the entertainment. 147 00:05:05,208 --> 00:05:07,008 And I have one of those player pianos. 148 00:05:07,033 --> 00:05:08,561 But I can carry it around. 149 00:05:08,586 --> 00:05:10,419 You carry around a player piano? 150 00:05:10,546 --> 00:05:12,755 - Yeah, because it's cutting-edge. - All right. 151 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:15,839 Uh, and the oldest runs the hotel and stables. 152 00:05:15,864 --> 00:05:18,325 Well, more of a horse hotel that also has rooms for people. 153 00:05:18,350 --> 00:05:19,433 Right this way, sir. 154 00:05:19,458 --> 00:05:21,115 It's classy. 155 00:05:21,140 --> 00:05:23,803 And, uh, maybe there's some nice sheriffs in this town. 156 00:05:23,828 --> 00:05:26,160 - M-married sheriffs. - Uh, okay. 157 00:05:26,185 --> 00:05:28,308 Yeah, and they're really great, but the townspeople 158 00:05:28,333 --> 00:05:30,560 don't listen to the sheriffs because the townspeople 159 00:05:30,585 --> 00:05:32,960 can be big pains in the butt sometimes. 160 00:05:32,985 --> 00:05:36,777 But I thought this was supposed to be a relaxing bedtime story? 161 00:05:36,802 --> 00:05:38,675 - Yeah, so one of the sheriffs says... - Yeah. 162 00:05:38,700 --> 00:05:40,574 Hey, Bearps, maybe you could try and keep 163 00:05:40,660 --> 00:05:43,698 - your area nice and clean today? - Hmm, let me think about that. 164 00:05:43,723 --> 00:05:45,306 Oh, and also... 165 00:05:45,331 --> 00:05:46,622 But I mean, 166 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:49,489 maybe you could, you know, sweep up all the glass? 167 00:05:49,855 --> 00:05:52,207 Um, I think I know the gambling business, m'Kay? 168 00:05:52,232 --> 00:05:55,347 It's read 'em and weep, not read 'em and sweep. 169 00:05:55,372 --> 00:05:57,420 ♪ And I'm not cleaning up anything, either ♪ 170 00:05:57,445 --> 00:06:00,394 ♪ in the wild, wild west. ♪ 171 00:06:00,457 --> 00:06:02,973 They wouldn't listen to anything the married sheriffs said, 172 00:06:02,998 --> 00:06:04,326 who were actually a lot older 173 00:06:04,351 --> 00:06:06,310 and smarter than the townspeople, 174 00:06:06,335 --> 00:06:07,896 but still good-looking for their age. 175 00:06:07,921 --> 00:06:09,692 But there was a reason the townspeople 176 00:06:09,717 --> 00:06:11,450 didn't want to listen to the married sheriffs. 177 00:06:11,466 --> 00:06:13,049 - No, there wasn't. - Yes, there was. 178 00:06:13,074 --> 00:06:15,378 - Because one night... - Hey, you're not telling the story. 179 00:06:15,403 --> 00:06:16,719 Because one night, 180 00:06:16,907 --> 00:06:19,331 after they ordered the townspeople to go to bed... 181 00:06:19,356 --> 00:06:21,590 - Townspeople, go to bed. - Yeah. 182 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:23,051 - 'Cause we're the boss. - Yeah. 183 00:06:23,076 --> 00:06:24,345 And after all the old-timey 184 00:06:24,369 --> 00:06:25,701 old west lights were out, 185 00:06:25,726 --> 00:06:27,651 the married sheriffs got on their horses 186 00:06:27,676 --> 00:06:29,634 and they rode off into the night. 187 00:06:29,659 --> 00:06:31,293 But not everyone went to bed. 188 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:33,667 The three Bearps followed the sheriffs. 189 00:06:33,838 --> 00:06:35,138 Attaboy, Pepperoni. 190 00:06:35,163 --> 00:06:38,024 Three riders on him and he's not even breaking a sweat. 191 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:39,549 So buff. 192 00:06:39,574 --> 00:06:41,660 They tracked them to the mine outside of town. 193 00:06:41,685 --> 00:06:44,197 And there, they discovered that the married sheriffs 194 00:06:44,222 --> 00:06:46,589 were having a sneaky nighttime meeting 195 00:06:46,614 --> 00:06:50,825 with owner of the mine and super rich guy Mr. Goldoeder. 196 00:06:50,850 --> 00:06:52,956 Hello. I was just kissing my gold good night. 197 00:06:52,981 --> 00:06:55,852 So, how's the secret plan to have those nitwit townspeople 198 00:06:55,877 --> 00:06:57,877 keep the place nice and tidy going? 199 00:06:57,902 --> 00:07:01,065 So that Big G will be impressed and want to buy the town, 200 00:07:01,090 --> 00:07:04,926 the mine and all this land, and we get our big payout? 201 00:07:04,951 --> 00:07:07,743 Wait, what? No, the married sheriffs are good guys. 202 00:07:07,768 --> 00:07:09,408 Yeah, that's what they want you to think. 203 00:07:09,433 --> 00:07:11,975 It turns out their intentions were not so good. 204 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,396 - In fact, they were bad. - No. 205 00:07:14,421 --> 00:07:17,355 And all to serve their own greedy purposes. 206 00:07:17,380 --> 00:07:18,743 No. 207 00:07:18,768 --> 00:07:20,704 We got to get rid of the married sheriffs. 208 00:07:20,729 --> 00:07:22,055 - Yep. - The Merriffs? 209 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:23,344 That what I call them. 210 00:07:23,369 --> 00:07:25,063 Pepperoni likes it. 211 00:07:27,356 --> 00:07:29,513 So, the plan... The tidy townspeople plan... 212 00:07:29,538 --> 00:07:30,872 Catch me up. How's it going? 213 00:07:30,897 --> 00:07:32,356 It's going really good. 214 00:07:32,381 --> 00:07:34,631 - It-it's not going good. - It's not going good. 215 00:07:34,656 --> 00:07:36,031 Well, you two need to get tough. 216 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:37,606 Maybe make an example of one of them. 217 00:07:37,631 --> 00:07:39,208 Blast 'em with your bean blaster. 218 00:07:39,233 --> 00:07:40,691 Like this. Pew! 219 00:07:40,716 --> 00:07:43,708 That's uh, the exact rock I was aiming to hit. 220 00:07:43,733 --> 00:07:45,293 I should have, uh, said that beforehand. 221 00:07:45,318 --> 00:07:47,138 Anyway, everything has to be perfect 222 00:07:47,163 --> 00:07:48,788 for when Big G comes. 223 00:07:48,813 --> 00:07:50,981 She does not approve of messy towns 224 00:07:51,006 --> 00:07:52,798 or ill-behaved townspeople. 225 00:07:52,823 --> 00:07:54,406 And if Big G doesn't approve, 226 00:07:54,431 --> 00:07:56,091 then she's not gonna buy us out 227 00:07:56,116 --> 00:07:57,323 and we don't get the money, 228 00:07:57,348 --> 00:07:59,306 which I know we're all big fans of. 229 00:07:59,331 --> 00:08:01,582 Don't worry, we'll make sure Big G is happy. 230 00:08:01,859 --> 00:08:03,400 What am I smelling? 231 00:08:03,425 --> 00:08:06,051 Oh, that's me. I-I don't wash myself. 232 00:08:06,076 --> 00:08:09,083 - That's... Okay. - So, the townspeople had to figure out 233 00:08:09,108 --> 00:08:11,981 how to get rid of the terrible, greedy, smelly sheriffs. 234 00:08:12,006 --> 00:08:14,026 What if I just pop down to the pharmacy 235 00:08:14,051 --> 00:08:16,051 and ask for drugs that put kids to sleep? 236 00:08:16,076 --> 00:08:18,067 Probably not. But maybe? 237 00:08:18,092 --> 00:08:20,043 Anyway, the three siblings had 238 00:08:20,068 --> 00:08:21,651 a secret meeting of their own. 239 00:08:21,676 --> 00:08:23,841 Okay, all the townspeople chipped in. 240 00:08:23,866 --> 00:08:25,699 We've got about a thousand dollars here. 241 00:08:25,724 --> 00:08:28,927 Or we can offer you and your horses a free, all expenses paid 242 00:08:28,952 --> 00:08:30,660 weekend here at the inn, 243 00:08:30,685 --> 00:08:32,477 which includes drinks, horse massages, 244 00:08:32,502 --> 00:08:34,138 our finest pretty-clean chamber pots. 245 00:08:34,163 --> 00:08:35,704 Your own personal entertainer. 246 00:08:35,729 --> 00:08:37,935 ♪ Look at you, using your chamber pot. ♪ 247 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:39,419 I think we'll just take the money. 248 00:08:39,444 --> 00:08:40,444 But I like that song. 249 00:08:40,648 --> 00:08:42,778 So, how exactly does the whole 250 00:08:42,803 --> 00:08:45,073 "taking someone and leaving them in the middle of nowhere" 251 00:08:45,098 --> 00:08:45,972 business work? 252 00:08:45,997 --> 00:08:47,455 Well, basically we just take 'em 253 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:49,249 and then we, uh, leave 'em in the middle of nowhere. 254 00:08:49,274 --> 00:08:51,382 - Okay, then. - Yup, with no money, 255 00:08:51,407 --> 00:08:52,927 uncomfortable walking shoes, 256 00:08:52,952 --> 00:08:55,411 only, like, a super small thing of sunscreen. 257 00:08:55,436 --> 00:08:57,853 - No podcasts. - Okay, but what if then, 258 00:08:57,878 --> 00:08:59,753 one of the leave-in- the-middle-of-nowhere guys 259 00:08:59,778 --> 00:09:00,880 starts asking some questions? 260 00:09:00,905 --> 00:09:03,169 Are you sure you want to get rid of the married sheriffs? 261 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:06,136 I mean, uh I haven't been here long, but they seem nice to me. 262 00:09:06,161 --> 00:09:07,724 And-and loving, I want to say? 263 00:09:07,749 --> 00:09:10,333 Yeah, and wise. Like, they've got all this wisdom 264 00:09:10,358 --> 00:09:12,099 to pass on about life, and the world... 265 00:09:12,124 --> 00:09:13,231 Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. 266 00:09:13,256 --> 00:09:14,589 They're forcing us to do chores. 267 00:09:14,614 --> 00:09:15,932 Do what? 268 00:09:15,957 --> 00:09:17,540 No way. You guys seem like 269 00:09:17,565 --> 00:09:19,273 you work so hard all the time. 270 00:09:19,298 --> 00:09:20,381 And you're delightful. 271 00:09:20,406 --> 00:09:22,272 - I know. - Well, I'm gonna enjoy 272 00:09:22,297 --> 00:09:23,777 leaving them in the middle of nowhere. 273 00:09:23,802 --> 00:09:25,886 And maybe only one bathroom break on the way, 274 00:09:25,911 --> 00:09:27,411 and then, after that, we'll be like, 275 00:09:27,436 --> 00:09:29,231 - "you got to hold it." - Yeah. 276 00:09:29,256 --> 00:09:31,489 But if we have to go, we still stop. 277 00:09:31,514 --> 00:09:34,090 - I-I have a small bladder. - But a big heart. 278 00:09:35,935 --> 00:09:37,495 Married sheriff Bob, 279 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:39,039 I think something weird might be going on. 280 00:09:39,063 --> 00:09:41,105 Why, 'cause some strangers threw us on a horse 281 00:09:41,130 --> 00:09:42,838 - and put a blanket over us? - Yeah. 282 00:09:42,863 --> 00:09:44,460 I'm beginning to think maybe this isn't 283 00:09:44,485 --> 00:09:46,774 about a surprise birthday party for us at all. 284 00:09:46,799 --> 00:09:49,715 I mean, for one thing, it's not anywhere close to our birthdays. 285 00:09:49,740 --> 00:09:50,906 Yeah. Come to think of it, 286 00:09:50,931 --> 00:09:52,264 I was actually the one who said 287 00:09:52,289 --> 00:09:54,137 "is this, like, a surprise birthday party thing?" 288 00:09:54,162 --> 00:09:55,798 And they said "sure, whatever." 289 00:09:55,823 --> 00:09:57,223 Ooh, that's bright. 290 00:09:57,248 --> 00:09:58,956 - Where are we? - The middle of nowhere. 291 00:09:58,981 --> 00:10:00,356 - What town is that near? - None. 292 00:10:00,381 --> 00:10:02,256 - This is your stop. - Aah! - Aah! 293 00:10:02,281 --> 00:10:05,282 Can we have our bean blasters back? No reason. Also, 294 00:10:05,307 --> 00:10:08,108 can you maybe give us your bean blasters? No reason. 295 00:10:08,133 --> 00:10:09,442 - Nope. - Fair enough. 296 00:10:09,467 --> 00:10:10,867 And don't you start pleading with us 297 00:10:10,892 --> 00:10:12,453 not to leave you here 'cause we don't feel 298 00:10:12,478 --> 00:10:13,891 emotionally compromised about this at all. 299 00:10:13,934 --> 00:10:16,043 Uh, please don't leave us here? 300 00:10:16,068 --> 00:10:17,276 - Dang it! - Please! 301 00:10:17,301 --> 00:10:18,821 I'm not wearing the right bra for this. 302 00:10:18,969 --> 00:10:20,552 Sorry. Best of luck. 303 00:10:21,568 --> 00:10:23,110 Are they still looking at us? 304 00:10:23,135 --> 00:10:25,379 Uh, let me check. Yeah. 305 00:10:25,404 --> 00:10:28,388 - Do they look PO'd? - Pretty-pretty PO'd. 306 00:10:28,513 --> 00:10:29,554 How about now? 307 00:10:29,710 --> 00:10:32,675 - Hmm. Look still pretty upset. - Aw, man. 308 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:34,053 Hey, cheer up. Let's go get you 309 00:10:34,077 --> 00:10:35,845 - a western omelet. - Okay. 310 00:10:35,870 --> 00:10:37,870 So the married sheriffs got what they deserved. 311 00:10:37,895 --> 00:10:39,541 The end. What a great story. 312 00:10:39,566 --> 00:10:41,077 I mean, the structure's a little all over the place... 313 00:10:41,101 --> 00:10:44,360 Up, bup, bup. That's not the end. No, no, no. You know why? 314 00:10:44,385 --> 00:10:45,801 Because nobody's kissed yet? 315 00:10:45,838 --> 00:10:47,838 Because the married sheriffs didn't give up. 316 00:10:47,863 --> 00:10:50,253 They weren't gonna let those punky townspeople win. 317 00:10:50,278 --> 00:10:52,111 Not that it was about winning or losing. 318 00:10:52,136 --> 00:10:55,262 No, it was. So, they started walking. 319 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,574 And they kept on walking. 320 00:10:57,599 --> 00:10:59,895 And sure, there were some piggy back rides. 321 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,169 And then they switched. 322 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:02,996 Uh, yup. And-and they, 323 00:11:03,021 --> 00:11:04,104 uh, fought wolves. 324 00:11:04,129 --> 00:11:05,754 They danced with wolves, 325 00:11:05,779 --> 00:11:08,563 and they fought more wolves because those wolves 326 00:11:08,588 --> 00:11:11,274 didn't like the fact that they danced with those other wolves. 327 00:11:11,299 --> 00:11:13,549 Anyway, it was all to get back to the townspeople 328 00:11:13,574 --> 00:11:14,907 to help them and watch over them. 329 00:11:15,052 --> 00:11:18,137 Oh, no, the townspeople are having an amazing time 330 00:11:18,162 --> 00:11:20,287 and just totally taking care of themselves. 331 00:11:20,312 --> 00:11:22,527 ♪ ♪ 332 00:11:22,552 --> 00:11:24,787 Yeah! 333 00:11:24,812 --> 00:11:27,063 Well, that's because they didn't know what was coming. 334 00:11:27,088 --> 00:11:29,732 It was trouble. Real bad trouble. 335 00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:30,965 The bad kind. 336 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:33,087 You naughty little nincompoops. 337 00:11:33,112 --> 00:11:35,696 You couldn't just do what you were told, could you? 338 00:11:35,721 --> 00:11:38,347 Big G is gonna change this whole place. 339 00:11:38,372 --> 00:11:39,599 You could have been part of it. 340 00:11:39,624 --> 00:11:42,083 A wonderful, new, civilized society. 341 00:11:42,330 --> 00:11:44,789 The well-mannered west, she's gonna call it. 342 00:11:44,814 --> 00:11:46,439 And also, I'm gonna get even richer, 343 00:11:46,464 --> 00:11:48,672 which will be pretty cool. 344 00:11:48,697 --> 00:11:50,878 So, what's it gonna be? You leave town 345 00:11:50,903 --> 00:11:53,279 or my miner minions and I 346 00:11:53,304 --> 00:11:55,054 fill you full of beans. 347 00:11:55,079 --> 00:11:57,805 - In a bad way? - In a very bad way. 348 00:11:57,925 --> 00:12:00,533 - Linda. - What? Too harsh? It's a western. 349 00:12:00,558 --> 00:12:03,080 Don't you make me scared of beans, woman! 350 00:12:05,619 --> 00:12:08,502 So, the townspeople... Who could have avoided all this 351 00:12:08,527 --> 00:12:10,235 by just listening to the sheriffs 352 00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:11,468 and cleaning up the place, 353 00:12:11,493 --> 00:12:14,152 but no... Now they were staring down 354 00:12:14,177 --> 00:12:17,078 the bean blaster barrels of Mr. Goldoeder 355 00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:19,861 and his miner minions. It was a standoff. 356 00:12:19,886 --> 00:12:23,786 - They were so standoffish. Sorry. - Standoff music. 357 00:12:23,935 --> 00:12:26,686 ♪ ♪ 358 00:12:40,701 --> 00:12:41,554 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 359 00:12:41,579 --> 00:12:43,287 - Whoa! - Stop, stop, stop. 360 00:12:43,312 --> 00:12:44,390 We're here to protect you. 361 00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:45,873 Who? Me? That's nice. 362 00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:47,670 - No, them. - Oh, boo. 363 00:12:47,702 --> 00:12:49,395 Also, water would be great. 364 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:52,195 Anyone have water? Uh, I-I'll ask later. 365 00:12:52,220 --> 00:12:53,024 Wait, wait, wait. 366 00:12:53,049 --> 00:12:53,923 Why should we trust you? 367 00:12:54,111 --> 00:12:55,485 - Because. - Because why? 368 00:12:55,510 --> 00:12:58,090 Because we're the sheriffs and it's our job to protect you. 369 00:12:58,115 --> 00:13:00,324 But how do we know you're not just out for yourself, 370 00:13:00,349 --> 00:13:02,681 working with Goldoeder to get your big payday 371 00:13:02,706 --> 00:13:03,868 by impressing Big G? 372 00:13:03,893 --> 00:13:05,226 Okay, yeah, maybe we wanted 373 00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:07,709 to impress Big G a little bit. So sue us. 374 00:13:07,806 --> 00:13:09,180 Not that this town has a lawyer. 375 00:13:09,284 --> 00:13:10,958 - I'm a lawyer. - Oh, you are? 376 00:13:10,983 --> 00:13:13,108 Yup. Personal injury, mostly. 377 00:13:13,133 --> 00:13:15,004 - Oh, uh, great. - A little tax law. 378 00:13:15,029 --> 00:13:16,274 - Okay, yeah, I got it. - Yup. 379 00:13:16,299 --> 00:13:17,798 Anyway, what if doing chores 380 00:13:17,823 --> 00:13:19,156 was actually good for you? 381 00:13:19,242 --> 00:13:21,617 Huh? Did you ever think about that, you punks? 382 00:13:21,702 --> 00:13:22,785 That-that we love. 383 00:13:22,954 --> 00:13:25,371 Maybe making you do chores is protecting you. 384 00:13:25,396 --> 00:13:27,357 From being delinquents. Ugh! 385 00:13:27,382 --> 00:13:30,091 - Why didn't you just listen to us? - Now! 386 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,920 - Aah! - Huh? - Hey! 387 00:13:33,107 --> 00:13:35,483 See? That's what happens when we listen to you... 388 00:13:35,508 --> 00:13:38,296 We get all distracted and we get our bean blasters stolen. 389 00:13:38,321 --> 00:13:40,387 Damn it! Mine tied my whole outfit together. 390 00:13:40,412 --> 00:13:42,365 But then married sheriff Linda said... 391 00:13:42,390 --> 00:13:44,969 Well, you can't bean blast all of us, Goldoeder. 392 00:13:44,994 --> 00:13:47,245 For one thing, it would be a big beany mess, 393 00:13:47,270 --> 00:13:49,228 and you know Big G doesn't like messes. 394 00:13:49,253 --> 00:13:50,540 That's true. Dang it. 395 00:13:50,565 --> 00:13:51,750 But then he had an idea. 396 00:13:51,774 --> 00:13:53,774 I have an idea. Let's have some fun. 397 00:13:53,961 --> 00:13:54,835 - Yay! - Yay! 398 00:13:54,860 --> 00:13:56,360 Bearps? Married sheriffs? 399 00:13:56,385 --> 00:13:57,922 How about a quick draw contest? 400 00:13:57,947 --> 00:14:01,028 Each round is two people, two beans. Best shot wins. 401 00:14:01,053 --> 00:14:02,510 And the winner of the whole thing 402 00:14:02,535 --> 00:14:05,155 gets to decide who stays and who goes. 403 00:14:05,180 --> 00:14:06,847 Oh, and also, I'm entering 404 00:14:06,872 --> 00:14:08,664 and I'm an amazing shot. 405 00:14:08,689 --> 00:14:09,771 Pew! 406 00:14:10,062 --> 00:14:13,563 Yup, that's... the one I was trying to hit. 407 00:14:13,588 --> 00:14:15,045 And I did. 408 00:14:15,214 --> 00:14:16,774 Whoa, whoa, whoa, the sheriffs would not 409 00:14:16,799 --> 00:14:19,045 get into a quick draw contest with their own people. 410 00:14:19,070 --> 00:14:21,612 Also, Louise, this sounds a lot like 411 00:14:21,637 --> 00:14:23,178 the movie "The Quick and the Dead". 412 00:14:23,203 --> 00:14:25,283 Which came first, the movie or this story? 413 00:14:25,308 --> 00:14:26,780 Uh, the movie. 414 00:14:26,805 --> 00:14:28,078 So, is it like a rom-com, or... 415 00:14:28,102 --> 00:14:29,677 Have you seen that movie, Louise? 416 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,747 Only, like, the parts they showed on TV. 417 00:14:31,772 --> 00:14:33,439 While you were asleep on the couch, 418 00:14:33,464 --> 00:14:35,005 when I watched the whole movie. 419 00:14:35,030 --> 00:14:36,586 Anyway, of course the sheriffs would do it 420 00:14:36,611 --> 00:14:38,690 because, deep down, they knew it was the only way 421 00:14:38,715 --> 00:14:40,256 to prove who's boss of this town. 422 00:14:40,383 --> 00:14:42,049 - No, I don't think so. - She's right. 423 00:14:42,074 --> 00:14:43,635 - What? - They got to do the bean blaster 424 00:14:43,659 --> 00:14:45,511 competition thingy to show who's boss. 425 00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:46,910 And sheriff Bob and sheriff Linda 426 00:14:47,038 --> 00:14:47,828 somehow both win, the end. 427 00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:49,288 Dut, ba, dut-dut-dut-dut! 428 00:14:49,313 --> 00:14:50,891 So, the contest began. 429 00:14:50,916 --> 00:14:53,959 First up, married sheriff Bob vs. Louise. 430 00:14:53,984 --> 00:14:56,192 And please enjoy my tiny hat. 431 00:14:56,292 --> 00:14:57,499 A baby gave it to me. 432 00:14:57,524 --> 00:15:00,429 Just kidding, I had it made. By a baby. 433 00:15:03,311 --> 00:15:04,935 You're going down. 434 00:15:05,260 --> 00:15:07,510 Uh, can I go against someone else? 435 00:15:07,535 --> 00:15:10,244 Maybe someone, uh, less i-intimidating? 436 00:15:10,269 --> 00:15:11,245 Maybe the lawyer? 437 00:15:11,270 --> 00:15:12,561 - Hey. - Nope. 438 00:15:12,693 --> 00:15:14,818 Okay, I-I just... 439 00:15:17,420 --> 00:15:18,544 My butt's out, isn't it? 440 00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:20,277 - It is. - Disgusting! 441 00:15:20,302 --> 00:15:21,672 Well, that's not fair. 442 00:15:21,697 --> 00:15:23,883 Also, Louise, why would my butt flap be open? 443 00:15:23,908 --> 00:15:25,032 Wouldn't it be closed? 444 00:15:25,117 --> 00:15:26,825 Oh, they don't invent closing butt flaps 445 00:15:26,911 --> 00:15:27,993 for another 50 years. 446 00:15:28,032 --> 00:15:29,239 Everybody, just listen. 447 00:15:29,413 --> 00:15:30,474 Mom, I didn't get to the part 448 00:15:30,498 --> 00:15:31,725 where you shoot gene's belt off 449 00:15:31,749 --> 00:15:33,666 - and his butt is hanging out. - Nice. 450 00:15:33,811 --> 00:15:37,396 Why?! Why?! No! 451 00:15:37,421 --> 00:15:39,129 Ashes to ashes. 452 00:15:39,365 --> 00:15:41,073 Butt to butt. 453 00:15:41,903 --> 00:15:42,943 Wait. Did I die? 454 00:15:42,968 --> 00:15:44,589 No, you were just being dramatic. 455 00:15:44,614 --> 00:15:45,738 Got it. Continue. 456 00:15:45,763 --> 00:15:47,554 How did I do, Louise? Pretty good? 457 00:15:48,641 --> 00:15:51,847 Get ready for me to, um, shoot you with... 458 00:15:51,872 --> 00:15:53,621 Oh, you won. 459 00:15:53,646 --> 00:15:54,640 So, not great. 460 00:15:54,665 --> 00:15:55,665 Then it was time 461 00:15:55,690 --> 00:15:57,189 to find out who would face off 462 00:15:57,214 --> 00:15:58,567 with Goldoeder in the final round. 463 00:15:58,592 --> 00:15:59,819 And that's when Goldoeder decided 464 00:15:59,844 --> 00:16:01,564 to make it more interesting. 465 00:16:01,589 --> 00:16:03,005 Let's make it more interesting. 466 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:04,341 Now that we're down to the real-deal 467 00:16:04,365 --> 00:16:06,138 head honchos around here, 468 00:16:06,163 --> 00:16:08,678 why don't we switch to the real-deal bean. 469 00:16:08,703 --> 00:16:10,971 Lima. 470 00:16:10,996 --> 00:16:12,788 You can't be serious. 471 00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:17,826 But Lima beans are huge. And they hurt like hell. 472 00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:19,443 And they taste okay at best. 473 00:16:19,468 --> 00:16:21,524 I mean, if you sauté them with a little butter... 474 00:16:21,549 --> 00:16:22,631 - Bob, shush. - Dad, shh. 475 00:16:22,656 --> 00:16:24,296 - Sorry. - And married sheriff Linda said... 476 00:16:24,321 --> 00:16:27,363 I can't believe you're about to blast me with a Lima bean. 477 00:16:27,388 --> 00:16:28,644 And Louise said... 478 00:16:28,669 --> 00:16:29,911 I can't believe you're about to 479 00:16:29,936 --> 00:16:31,367 blast me with a Lima bean. 480 00:16:31,392 --> 00:16:33,976 Just do the frickin' chores. 481 00:16:34,001 --> 00:16:36,082 No frickin' way. 482 00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:39,887 Aah! Why can't you just do something when I ask you to? 483 00:16:39,912 --> 00:16:42,438 I'm in charge and I know what's best for you. 484 00:16:42,463 --> 00:16:44,730 It's like you don't respect me at all, 485 00:16:44,755 --> 00:16:47,174 even though everything I do, I do it for you. 486 00:16:47,260 --> 00:16:49,992 - Okay, Bryan Adams. - Sorry. Not doing them. 487 00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:53,157 Ugh! It's so frustrating! 488 00:16:53,182 --> 00:16:54,807 You know what? Forget it. 489 00:16:54,832 --> 00:16:57,465 Forget everything, I don't care. I don't care what you do. 490 00:16:58,627 --> 00:17:02,375 Are you crying? During a quick draw competition? 491 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,090 No, I'm fine. 492 00:17:04,115 --> 00:17:07,348 Just, I'm in charge and I'm fine. I'm fine. 493 00:17:07,373 --> 00:17:11,866 Uh-oh. Uh, hey, everyone, uh, look at, uh, Pepperoni the pony. 494 00:17:13,309 --> 00:17:16,268 - So hot. - It's not all about you, Pepperoni. 495 00:17:16,293 --> 00:17:17,936 It's not... 496 00:17:17,961 --> 00:17:20,921 Uh, do I... win? 497 00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:26,335 Is mom okay? I'm only asking 498 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,137 'cause she ran out of the room crying. 499 00:17:28,162 --> 00:17:29,569 Maybe it's part of her nightly beauty regimen 500 00:17:29,594 --> 00:17:31,215 that we just aren't aware of. 501 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:32,280 If it works, it works. 502 00:17:32,366 --> 00:17:34,589 I'm gonna, uh, go talk to her. 503 00:17:34,614 --> 00:17:37,763 - Or maybe I go? - Oh. Uh, okay. 504 00:17:38,513 --> 00:17:41,475 So, anybody have any fun weekend plans? 505 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:42,624 - No. - Okay. 506 00:17:42,955 --> 00:17:44,580 Uh, mom? 507 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,451 Hi. I'm fine. 508 00:17:46,476 --> 00:17:50,150 I just needed to fart, so I ran out here to fart. 509 00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:52,590 And I'm-I'm not crying, 510 00:17:52,615 --> 00:17:55,282 even though it's really cool for moms to get angry 511 00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:57,021 and frustrated and cry in front of their kids. 512 00:17:57,046 --> 00:17:59,630 I'm sorry I made you not cry. 513 00:17:59,655 --> 00:18:01,208 Now I feel like a jerk. 514 00:18:01,233 --> 00:18:02,816 I just... it's not easy 515 00:18:02,841 --> 00:18:04,130 having someone bigger than you 516 00:18:04,155 --> 00:18:05,521 telling you what to do all the time. 517 00:18:05,546 --> 00:18:07,248 And then that thing at school, 518 00:18:07,273 --> 00:18:09,774 Labonz taking my beautiful finger pop-pet. 519 00:18:09,991 --> 00:18:12,451 You, uh, you caught me at a bad time. 520 00:18:12,476 --> 00:18:14,029 I know, I know. 521 00:18:14,054 --> 00:18:16,388 But I just had that phone call with Grandma 522 00:18:16,413 --> 00:18:18,724 and her whole chores spiel got in my head. 523 00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:20,552 So let's call it all Grandma's fault. 524 00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:22,035 No, we love Grandma. 525 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,060 But, yes, sort of. 526 00:18:23,085 --> 00:18:24,919 Also, I mean, one of our chores 527 00:18:24,944 --> 00:18:26,402 was to light Grandpa's cigars. 528 00:18:26,427 --> 00:18:28,219 Like, in our mouths, so... 529 00:18:28,244 --> 00:18:29,451 I can still taste it. 530 00:18:29,584 --> 00:18:31,125 So, maybe she's not mother of the year. 531 00:18:31,253 --> 00:18:32,333 Well, now she sounds great. 532 00:18:32,441 --> 00:18:33,857 It's just, you know... 533 00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:35,588 It's been so much pressure 534 00:18:35,613 --> 00:18:38,155 trying to raise good kids. Good humans. 535 00:18:38,452 --> 00:18:40,828 It can mess you up. And then I get mad at you guys, 536 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,227 but you're just being kids. 537 00:18:42,252 --> 00:18:43,709 It's-it's just... 538 00:18:43,936 --> 00:18:45,144 You know, it's just a lot. 539 00:18:45,169 --> 00:18:47,419 Mostly 'cause of Tina, right? And Gene? 540 00:18:47,555 --> 00:18:48,596 Come here, you. 541 00:18:48,822 --> 00:18:51,155 You know, I'm glad you're so spunky. 542 00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:52,616 It'll be good for you when you're older. 543 00:18:52,687 --> 00:18:54,687 Nobody's gonna push my Louise around. 544 00:18:54,712 --> 00:18:56,963 You'll be the toughest little cutie in prison. 545 00:18:56,988 --> 00:18:58,090 - Thanks, mom. - And I'm still gonna try 546 00:18:58,115 --> 00:19:00,068 - to make you do chores. - Mmm, never. 547 00:19:00,093 --> 00:19:01,592 - What if I give you candy? - Deal. 548 00:19:01,617 --> 00:19:03,242 Maybe some of those finger blasters? 549 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,267 Finger pop-pets. 550 00:19:04,292 --> 00:19:05,750 The candy thing was my idea. 551 00:19:05,775 --> 00:19:07,086 I'd clean the crap out of this place for some candy. 552 00:19:07,111 --> 00:19:09,111 As usual, candy solves everything. 553 00:19:09,136 --> 00:19:10,446 Now can we go back to mom and dad's bed 554 00:19:10,471 --> 00:19:12,576 and finish the story? I need to know 555 00:19:12,601 --> 00:19:14,333 what happens to that intriguing piano player. 556 00:19:14,358 --> 00:19:16,233 Does he ever play Coachella? 557 00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:17,927 Oh, hurry it up already. 558 00:19:17,952 --> 00:19:19,138 I need to go home and wash these miners 559 00:19:19,163 --> 00:19:21,224 before tomorrow. They're filthy. 560 00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:25,790 What the... 561 00:19:25,815 --> 00:19:27,755 Yeah, we're on the same side now. 562 00:19:27,780 --> 00:19:28,919 Yeah, deal with it. 563 00:19:28,944 --> 00:19:30,349 - Yay! - Same sidesies! 564 00:19:30,374 --> 00:19:32,249 Oh, whatever. I'll just bean you both. 565 00:19:32,284 --> 00:19:34,076 Could you stand just next to each other? 566 00:19:34,101 --> 00:19:35,787 And-and also stand closer to me? 567 00:19:35,812 --> 00:19:37,061 What is going on? 568 00:19:37,086 --> 00:19:39,336 Oh, Big G. When did you get here? 569 00:19:39,361 --> 00:19:40,361 Just now. 570 00:19:40,386 --> 00:19:42,513 I took a coach from the train station. 571 00:19:42,538 --> 00:19:45,414 The driver was very rough with my bags, 572 00:19:45,439 --> 00:19:47,939 and his horses were way too loud. 573 00:19:47,964 --> 00:19:49,964 Oh, sorry to hear that. 574 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,771 Well, everything's fine, Big G. 575 00:19:51,796 --> 00:19:54,964 Just gonna get rid of all these naughty townspeople real quick 576 00:19:54,989 --> 00:19:56,113 and then I can take you 577 00:19:56,138 --> 00:19:58,347 on a fun tour. FYI, the married sheriffs 578 00:19:58,372 --> 00:19:59,740 are not cool anymore. 579 00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:03,683 Ech. Is nobody doing any chores around here? 580 00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:05,427 I do not approve. 581 00:20:05,452 --> 00:20:08,771 Well, guess what? That's fine. You don't have to approve of it. 582 00:20:08,796 --> 00:20:10,838 Yeah. Agree to disapprove. 583 00:20:10,863 --> 00:20:12,990 This is our town. These are our people. 584 00:20:13,015 --> 00:20:15,983 And that tart, onion-y odor is our smell. 585 00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:18,050 And sure, us sheriffs may not always do 586 00:20:18,075 --> 00:20:20,909 what we're supposed to do, but we do what we need to do. 587 00:20:20,934 --> 00:20:22,323 For the good of this town. 588 00:20:22,348 --> 00:20:23,764 And I'm gonna be a better sheriff 589 00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:25,205 if I listen to my gut, 590 00:20:25,230 --> 00:20:28,064 and not someone else's gut who doesn't even live here. 591 00:20:28,089 --> 00:20:30,708 And right now, my gut is telling me 592 00:20:30,733 --> 00:20:32,399 back off, Big G. 593 00:20:33,604 --> 00:20:35,584 - Aah! - Wait, there's a cannon? 594 00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:37,404 And I ride it, somehow? 595 00:20:37,429 --> 00:20:40,232 - Yeah, a bean cannon. - And it's rolling on its own? 596 00:20:40,257 --> 00:20:41,697 Well, that's how some cannons 597 00:20:41,722 --> 00:20:43,122 worked back then, I'm pretty sure. 598 00:20:43,147 --> 00:20:45,004 - Psst, hey. - Should we move them? 599 00:20:45,029 --> 00:20:46,487 No, they look so sweet. 600 00:20:46,692 --> 00:20:47,900 We can all fit, right? 601 00:20:47,925 --> 00:20:50,607 Yep. Half my body is probably fine just floating. 602 00:20:50,632 --> 00:20:53,424 Wait, you forgot something. 603 00:20:53,449 --> 00:20:55,323 - Yeah. - Oh, right. 604 00:20:57,278 --> 00:20:59,570 This is some good Pepperoni. 605 00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:03,701 ♪ Ah, Pepperoni roamin' the plains ♪ 606 00:21:03,726 --> 00:21:06,982 ♪ Yes, sir, he's one handsome pony ♪ 607 00:21:07,007 --> 00:21:08,563 ♪ One handsome pony ♪ 608 00:21:08,686 --> 00:21:11,228 ♪ Looks like he found some Pepperoni ♪ 609 00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:13,916 ♪ He's super buff and super humble ♪ 610 00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:17,567 ♪ The only thing hotter than his muscles are his morals ♪ 611 00:21:17,592 --> 00:21:19,213 ♪ He's got hard morals ♪ 612 00:21:19,238 --> 00:21:22,197 ♪ Go on and look at him flexing his pectorals ♪ 613 00:21:22,222 --> 00:21:25,641 - ♪ Ah, come on, Pepperoni ♪ - ♪ No sliced ham ♪ 614 00:21:25,828 --> 00:21:29,204 - ♪ or baloney ♪ - ♪ Don't want no ham or more baloney ♪ 615 00:21:29,229 --> 00:21:32,329 ♪ Sure hope he finds more Pepperoni. ♪ 616 00:21:32,354 --> 00:21:37,352 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com --