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Hey, I thought of a marketing
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slogan for our tank bottoms idea.
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Here it is: "Tank bottoms:
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Tank tops for your bottom."
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- That's so good.
- I know.
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Zeke, this is like, the
best clothing invention
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anyone's ever had.
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Replacing pockets with
holes for ventilation?
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We're the best entrepreneurs ever.
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More like "entre-pre-new-world,"
'cause our idea
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- is a game changer.
- And here's some
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more lockers, and there's, um,
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those lockers over there.
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You name it, we've got it.
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Hey, guys, please give
a warm Wagstaff welcome
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to our newest student, Will.
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Will, these are fellow eighth graders
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Jimmy Jr. and Zeke.
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- Hello.
- 'Sup?
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Run, Will. Leave while you still can.
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That's Louise and Gene,
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my siblings. Little rascals.
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What grade are you in, Will... 14th?
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Nope, just a tall eighth grader.
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- Hi, Zeke.
- Uh... uh, hi, uh, Will.
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So what, uh, what
are you guys talking about?
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Oh, just a little
something that's gonna revolutionize
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the fashion industry
and life as we know it
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- called tank bottoms.
- Right, your, uh,
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"shorts with no pockets" thing.
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Uh, yes. That's an oversimplified
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explanation of it, but yes.
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Oh. Uh, I just remembered I, um,
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I got to go to class.
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I'm out of here. Okay.
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But the bell hasn't even rung yet.
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Oh man. Sorry, I-I can't hear you
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over all this hallway chatter.
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I'll-I'll see you in class.
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- All right.
- Zeke's usually not like that.
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- Oh, I know what Zeke's like.
- You do?
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Yeah, we went to the same
school in third grade.
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Everyone called him pee streak Zeke.
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What? Why'd they call him that?
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Longest pee? Duration or distance?
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Or a fun combination of the two?
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- Not exactly.
- Okay, well,
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should we keep the ol' tour going?
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Have you shown Will the booger wall yet?
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- Booger wall?
- Yeah, it's what it sounds like.
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See if you can guess which are mine.
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Here's a hint... They're brown
like their daddy's eyes.
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Hey, I'm Bob.
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I like to sweep, but I
can't keep any customers.
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A-zoom!
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Ha. Rhyming can be mean.
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Well, I'm Jimmy.
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I like to stand in
front of my restaurant...
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- Wait, why are you coming over here?
- Eh, I'm bored.
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You must know what that's like, right?
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'Cause of your life? Ha!
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Okay, thanks for
coming over to say that.
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Kinda slow at my place
lately. You been slow, too?
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Uh, yeah. Do you need something?
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- You know, you get one rat...
- Yeah,
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- well, that's part of the business.
- Pack.
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One pack of rats, covered in roaches,
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and suddenly people don't
want to eat their spaghetti.
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You had a pack of rats
covered with roaches?
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Yeah. What, you never had that?
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Uh, not-not at the same time.
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Our rats and roaches don't get along.
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Ah, yeah, well, you're lucky.
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"The burger ball pit?"
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Oh, it's just something I was trying.
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I-It's a bunch of tiny
meatballs instead of a patty.
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- Tiny meatballs?
- Yeah, I was just fooling around.
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Cheese holds 'em all in place.
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- Hmm.
- Yeah? I mean...
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- Okay, goodbye.
- Oh. Okay.
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- Bye.
- You're a fart.
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Right. That was almost
a normal conversation.
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But you're you, so y-you said that.
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That's you.
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Am I crazy or would this
make a nice apartment?
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Get some houseplants,
maybe a mini fridge.
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It's basically an upgrade
from where we live now.
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So, I had some more
ideas about tank bottoms.
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- Uh-huh.
- "Tank bottoms"
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is kind of a mouthful, so I was thinking
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- we would call them TB's.
- Oh, uh, y-yeah, yeah.
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But then the problem is
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that's also what they call tuberculosis.
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Mm-hmm, sounds great.
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Zeke, are you even listening to me?
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- Yeah. Sorry.
- What are you
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- looking at?
- Nothin', nothin'.
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What, tetherball?
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Oh, my god. Another TB.
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So, yeah, this is our tetherball.
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It can be sneaky,
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- so if you play it, be careful.
- Uh-huh.
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You want to give this baby a spin?
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Oh, you missed it.
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Ow. I'm okay.
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- Sorry. I'll be right back.
- Oh. Okay.
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What do you think
about this for a slogan?
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"The TB you want to get."
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Oh, oh, I love it, uh...
But, uh, listen. I got to go.
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I got to go somewhere
real fast, all right?
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What the heck?
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That's the second time
today Zeke has just run off.
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- Huh.
- When he has to go,
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he has to go. He's pee-streakin'.
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♪ The ketchup loves the mustard ♪
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♪ but it makes the
ketchup flustered ♪
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♪ so I give them a little space. ♪
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- So, what'll it be today, Teddy?
- Eh...
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Maybe just a cheeseburger. And fries.
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Really? Did you take a look
at the burger of the day?
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Eh, I-I don't know, bunch
of little burger balls? Eh...
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Yeah, there's a ball pit in your mouth
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and your taste buds are jumping in it.
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It's interesting, Teddy.
I'm having fun with texture.
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Oh, yeah, very fun.
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I just, uh, don't want
to have fun like that.
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With a bunch of balls in my mouth.
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Fine. Some people are just
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more open to new ideas. And you're dumb.
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- Exactly. What?
- Nothing.
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What the...
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Jimmy. The pizza ball pit?
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Smart, right? I just tore up a pizza,
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smashed it into balls and put it on top
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of another pizza. Like a ball pit.
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You stole my idea.
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What? No. Yours is a burger,
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mine's pizza. Totally different.
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They're totally different, Bob.
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It's the same name,
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which works for a burger,
because it's, like,
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- a deconstructed... um...
- "Um, um, um." Look, Bob,
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we both had the same idea.
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We'll see who it works out better for.
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For whom it works out better.
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Ah, just-just go inside, Trev.
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What? Jeez. Grammar matters.
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It's stealing, Jimmy. And you
know what happens to thieves?
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- What, Bob?
- They...
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Get their comeuppance.
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Comeuppance? What is
that, from Mary Poppins?
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So what if it is? She was a great nanny.
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♪ It's time for ravioli ♪
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♪ I will not eat them slowly, no. ♪
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I would be shocked if you did.
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You're seriously not
eating in the cafeteria?
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I don't feel like it
today. Why-why do we all
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have to eat lunch together?
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Why can't we just eat separately
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in quiet contemplation?
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I'm just gonna go eat in the library.
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But there's no food in the library.
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And you didn't bring a sack lunch.
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It doesn't make any sense. Wait,
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is this about Will?
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What was all that pee
streak stuff about?
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Did you pee your pants or something,
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and he made fun of you?
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Uh, I don't want to
talk about it, J-Ju.
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I just want to be alone
in the library today.
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Not in a bad way. I love reading.
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I love it. Bye!
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Oh, my gosh.
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I think Zeke was bullied.
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My sweet best friend.
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Sweet, sweet Zeke.
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Huh, so Will's a bully.
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Seems like it. Willy the bully,
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aka Wooly Bully.
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I don't like bullies,
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and I especially don't
like them in our school.
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And in our sister's grade.
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I mean, what if he makes
Tina pee and embarrasses her?
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She's already fighting an uphill battle.
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- Yeah.
- We got to nip this in the bud.
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I believe it's "the butt."
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I think we should give Will
a taste of his own medicine.
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Western medicine. Not holistic at all.
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- I've got a good plan, Gene.
- Me too.
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Begging for extra ravioli.
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I mean a plan to get revenge
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on Will for Zeke and show him
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that this bullying crap
isn't gonna fly here.
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- Oh. Right. Yeah.
- So, we each
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- get a juice box.
- Uh-huh.
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- You don't drink yours.
- I don't like that.
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Then we offer Tina and Will
the seats across from us,
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and why wouldn't they sit near
Tina's harmless siblings, right?
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- We're terrific.
- They don't know that
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you have a juice box
hidden out of sight,
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aimed at Will's crotch.
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I will make small talk
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while you line up your shot
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and when I say the words
"interesting ravioli,"
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you squeeze the box,
spraying apple juice
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on Will's crotch, making it
look like he peed his pants.
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And he will stand up
when he feels the juice,
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and then I'll yell "gross!
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Everybody look at pee streak Will!"
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The entire cafeteria looks over at him,
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they all point and
laugh and then Will says,
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"well, didn't I get
exactly what I deserve?
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"Thanks, Louise and Gene,
for putting me in my place.
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If that's who did this,
but I don't know for sure."
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And will I be reimbursed
for any lost juice?
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In the next life, which could be soon
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if Will kills us. But it's
a risk we have to take.
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Are you guys talking about
doing something to Will?
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Something really heroic, yeah. Why?
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I feel bad for Zeke, too,
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but I just don't think
aggression is the answer.
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Um, it definitely is.
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If you bully a bully,
it's still bullying.
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I'm not in the mood for riddles.
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Ooh, those look interesting.
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What are they... Edible
pillows full of cheese?
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- Uh-huh.
- Did you get your bun
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tightened? It looks gorgeous.
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- I did. Thank you.
- Thank you.
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How's your regular cheeseburger
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that you can literally
get any day, Teddy?
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Really good, Bob. Mmm.
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Can't believe Pesto just
stole my burger ball pit idea.
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You know, people sometimes have
the same idea at the same time.
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Remember when Deep Impact and Armageddon
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came out in the same year?
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Or when Steve Harvey started going bald
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- right when I started going bald?
- Spooky.
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It's not like that. At all.
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I had the idea first, he saw
it and then he stole it...
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Oh, my god. I think he's getting a line.
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What? No.
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They could be there for another reason,
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all a few feet apart and
facing the same direction
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and waiting to get inside.
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Did you see what
they're doing at Pesto's?
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Pizza balls. Such a fun idea.
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- It was my idea!
- Whoa.
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Order the burger of the day, Mort.
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Do not make the same mistake I did.
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Uh, one burger of the day, please?
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Oh, look at that. Burger balls. Fun.
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Don't patronize me, Mort!
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Jeez, you really screwed
that one up, Mort.
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Hey guys. We got to stop
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meeting like this. Just kidding.
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No, not on that side,
Rudy. Uh, sit-sit over here.
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What? Why?
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The, um, the lighting
is all weird over there.
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- Okay.
- Zeke, you're here.
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What happened to the library?
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Was it too noisy?
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Oh, Mr. Frond saw me
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and said I needed to get some nutrition.
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I told him I was reading a cookbook
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so that should count, but
he didn't agree. And I wasn't
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reading a cookbook, I was just
holding my hands like this.
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Zeke, I just want you to know
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that I'm here for you
and I care about you.
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Do you want some of my ravioli?
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- Yes.
- I was talking to Zeke.
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And don't worry, Zeke.
We got you covered.
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Thanks. But what?
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We're gonna shut Will the bully down.
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Willy bully.
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W-What? Do what?
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You don't have to hide it, Zeke.
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We figured it out. We
know you were bullied.
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- Zeke was bullied?
- Wait, wait, wait.
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And I get why you
wouldn't want to tell me,
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because I'm one of the cool
kids and you were embarrassed.
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- No, you don't understand. I was...
- Listen,
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as soon as Tina and Will sit
down, I'm gonna distract Will,
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Gene's gonna spray Will's
crotch with apple juice
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- under the table...
- My apple juice.
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Some of us are making
a big sacrifice today.
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No. No, guys, no. Please don't do that.
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Shush, shush, shush! Here he comes.
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Tina! Will! Over here.
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Hey, everybody. We were just doing
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the whole lunch line
thing. It went pretty well.
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They had lunch at his old school, too.
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Tina, sit right across from me.
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O-Okay.
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Hey there, Will. So, you're...
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So, you're sitting here. That's cool.
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Great.
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So, Will, what do you
think of Wagstaff so far?
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And maintain eye contact
with me while you answer
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- and don't look anywhere else.
- Um, seems okay.
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- Will, uh...
- What?
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Interesting ravioli.
Interesting ravioli!
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- Gene, no!
- What are you doing?
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Where is it?
Give it to me! Come on!
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- Stop it, you're gonna ruin it!
- Gimee... come on, stop it.
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What's going on under there?
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- Let go!
- So, uh, Will, uh, what'd you think of
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the booger wall? Boogerific, am I right?
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- What?
- Aah!
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- Dang it, Gene!
- You got Zeke's crotch!
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Bad news... yes.
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Good news... still some juice left.
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Don't you say it,
Will. Don't you say it.
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- Say what?
- Pee streak Zeke.
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- Sorry, Zeke.
- H-Hold on, now.
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I wasn't gonna say... wait,
were you gonna squirt that on me?
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Yes, we were gonna bully you
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before you could bully anyone else.
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- So, did it work? Are we heroes?
- Let's say yes.
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- People, please.
- Why don't you just pick on
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someone your own size, tall guy, like
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- Mr. Branca.
- I don't want any trouble!
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Everybody, just stop.
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- Will never bullied me or anyone.
- What?
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00:10:24,141 --> 00:10:26,540
- Come again?
- I was...
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I was the bully.
328
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And that was the last of my juice.
329
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So, you're not a bully?
330
00:10:36,828 --> 00:10:38,744
- No.
- But you're so tall.
331
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You do kind of have this whole
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"don't mess with me" vibe
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that has a lot of the girls
around here going crazy.
334
00:10:43,273 --> 00:10:44,981
Other girls. Not me, but I get it.
335
00:10:45,006 --> 00:10:46,880
- I can see that.
- Like Zeke said,
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he was the bully. I was the bullied.
337
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I-I'm gonna go try to dry off.
338
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Sorry, me spraying juice
on you wasn't bullying,
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that was just an accident.
340
00:10:55,452 --> 00:10:57,114
Zeke, what did... what happened?
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I'm not proud of it,
342
00:10:58,847 --> 00:11:00,801
but by the time I
started going to school
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at Rocky Creek Elementary,
where Will went,
344
00:11:03,210 --> 00:11:05,001
I had already been to so many schools,
345
00:11:05,026 --> 00:11:06,772
'cause my family moved around so much.
346
00:11:06,857 --> 00:11:10,035
I was always the new kid, and
it wasn't easy making friends.
347
00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:12,259
Between that and my impulse
control issues, I just
348
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started wrestling kids.
Like, all the time.
349
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Before I even knew it was a sport.
350
00:11:16,557 --> 00:11:19,326
I couldn't help it, I just-just
had a lot of nervous energy.
351
00:11:19,394 --> 00:11:20,994
Then one day I got a kid in a headlock,
352
00:11:21,019 --> 00:11:23,449
and I guess I caught him
on his way to the bathroom,
353
00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:24,833
and also maybe he was scared
354
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'cause of me putting him in a headlock,
355
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and he... Well, he peed a little,
356
00:11:28,569 --> 00:11:29,838
and everyone pointed and laughed,
357
00:11:29,862 --> 00:11:31,486
and that's how it all started.
358
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After that first kid peed, the
kids who thought it was funny
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were like, "come hang out with us."
360
00:11:35,367 --> 00:11:37,207
And-and then I kept
trying to make 'em laugh.
361
00:11:37,347 --> 00:11:39,680
And even though I only
made that first kid pee,
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00:11:39,705 --> 00:11:41,325
they-they called me pee streak Zeke.
363
00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:44,017
And, yeah, Will was, uh,
one of the kids I bullied.
364
00:11:44,042 --> 00:11:46,789
Pee streak Zeke! Pee streak Zeke!
365
00:11:46,814 --> 00:11:48,916
I mean, I had a group of friends,
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00:11:48,941 --> 00:11:51,358
a nickname, and it was the
first time I felt like...
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Like I-I belonged.
368
00:11:52,741 --> 00:11:55,529
- Wow.
- I know. It's a lot.
369
00:11:55,554 --> 00:11:56,845
That's pretty bad, Zeke.
370
00:11:56,870 --> 00:11:58,992
I've been told I have the
perfect neck for headlocks,
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00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:01,034
but, uh, I'm trying to cut down.
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00:12:01,059 --> 00:12:03,306
I know, it's awful. I
don't like to talk about it.
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00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:04,830
I don't even like to think about it.
374
00:12:04,855 --> 00:12:06,267
I'm not that person anymore.
375
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,605
But Zeke, now you have
the chance to apologize,
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00:12:08,630 --> 00:12:11,188
make amends, right
the wrongs of the past.
377
00:12:11,213 --> 00:12:12,796
You should definitely apologize.
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00:12:12,821 --> 00:12:14,882
Maybe send him, like,
an edible arrangement
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00:12:14,907 --> 00:12:16,194
or give him your house?
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00:12:16,219 --> 00:12:17,718
Maybe adopt a highway for him?
381
00:12:17,743 --> 00:12:20,076
Oh, um, Will? Will
doesn't seem like he's...
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00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:22,723
He's ready to hear an
apology or talk to me at all.
383
00:12:22,748 --> 00:12:24,327
I think the best thing for me to do
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00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:26,477
is just to keep a respectful distance.
385
00:12:26,502 --> 00:12:28,121
No, Zeke. Just do it now.
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00:12:28,146 --> 00:12:29,813
It's the only way to move forward.
387
00:12:29,838 --> 00:12:31,213
But... I, uh...
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00:12:31,298 --> 00:12:32,692
Oops, that's the bell.
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00:12:32,716 --> 00:12:34,068
Guess we'll put a pin in this for now
390
00:12:34,092 --> 00:12:35,379
and just focus on our studies.
391
00:12:35,404 --> 00:12:37,154
Wait. Will, can you please meet us
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00:12:37,179 --> 00:12:38,364
on the steps out front after school?
393
00:12:38,388 --> 00:12:40,597
Zeke has something he wants to tell you.
394
00:12:40,622 --> 00:12:42,534
Or if you're busy, that's totally cool.
395
00:12:42,559 --> 00:12:43,827
Late notice, I-I get it.
396
00:12:43,852 --> 00:12:46,160
You, uh, probably have plans.
397
00:12:46,185 --> 00:12:47,706
No, I'll be there.
398
00:12:47,731 --> 00:12:49,105
- Great.
- Mm, great.
399
00:12:49,149 --> 00:12:51,687
Uh, come on, Will, I'll
take you to your next class.
400
00:12:51,712 --> 00:12:53,003
I think we have algebra together.
401
00:12:53,028 --> 00:12:55,175
"Alge-bring" you there.
402
00:12:55,303 --> 00:12:57,216
Trust me, Zeke. This is
gonna be a good thing.
403
00:12:57,241 --> 00:12:58,610
Oh... oh, boy.
404
00:12:58,635 --> 00:13:00,719
I guess I'll have to take
the rest of these to go.
405
00:13:00,744 --> 00:13:03,032
And there we go.
406
00:13:03,057 --> 00:13:04,742
Like a little Italian squirrel.
407
00:13:04,767 --> 00:13:06,767
- Oh, yeah.
- Grazie.
408
00:13:08,479 --> 00:13:11,504
So, Bob, are you just
gonna keep stewing or what?
409
00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:12,857
Someone's taking pictures of Pesto's
410
00:13:12,881 --> 00:13:14,274
with a fancy camera.
411
00:13:14,299 --> 00:13:15,693
D-Do you think they're from the paper?
412
00:13:15,717 --> 00:13:17,819
Oh, my god, that's it.
I'm going over there.
413
00:13:17,844 --> 00:13:19,071
Oh, no, Bob, don't.
414
00:13:19,096 --> 00:13:20,679
Linda's right, Bob. To what end?
415
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:21,806
"To what end?"
416
00:13:21,913 --> 00:13:23,408
- Just say "why," Mort.
- Why?
417
00:13:23,433 --> 00:13:25,286
- Are you asking that to me or to Bob?
- I don't know.
418
00:13:25,310 --> 00:13:26,472
I'm going to expose him.
419
00:13:26,497 --> 00:13:28,080
I'm gonna tell that reporter person...
420
00:13:28,105 --> 00:13:30,808
If it is a reporter
person... that it was my idea.
421
00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:32,960
Come on, Bob, we know you had the idea,
422
00:13:32,985 --> 00:13:34,169
you know you had the idea,
423
00:13:34,194 --> 00:13:36,035
and you'll have another idea tomorrow.
424
00:13:36,060 --> 00:13:38,200
If you don't have a heart
attack over Jimmy Pesto.
425
00:13:38,225 --> 00:13:40,309
Linda's right, Bob. And
my therapist would say
426
00:13:40,334 --> 00:13:42,014
that you should focus
on your own happiness
427
00:13:42,039 --> 00:13:43,308
and not compare it to other people's.
428
00:13:43,332 --> 00:13:44,582
Your therapist is an idiot!
429
00:13:44,607 --> 00:13:45,833
You take that back, Bob!
430
00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:47,895
Do not speak of Dr. Marjorie that way.
431
00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:50,523
That woman has put up
with so much in her life.
432
00:13:50,548 --> 00:13:53,090
- What?
- The balls haven't always rolled her way!
433
00:13:53,115 --> 00:13:55,278
Okay, I'm sorry. She's probably great.
434
00:13:55,303 --> 00:13:58,470
- She's just never met Jimmy Pesto.
- Aw, Bob.
435
00:13:58,890 --> 00:14:00,264
So many little balls.
436
00:14:00,289 --> 00:14:01,539
I really just wanted soup.
437
00:14:01,564 --> 00:14:03,397
I know, Mort. I know.
438
00:14:04,068 --> 00:14:05,700
So, I just thought to myself,
439
00:14:05,725 --> 00:14:08,522
"balls. Pizza balls." And
then, "pizza ball pit." Boom.
440
00:14:08,547 --> 00:14:11,252
- Oh, my god.
- Bob, we're gonna be in the paper
441
00:14:11,277 --> 00:14:12,962
on the Internet, where it really counts.
442
00:14:12,987 --> 00:14:14,528
My mom's finally gonna be proud of me.
443
00:14:14,614 --> 00:14:15,404
That's great, Trev.
444
00:14:15,489 --> 00:14:17,156
Uh, I have something interesting
445
00:14:17,283 --> 00:14:18,949
- for the article.
- Sorry, who are you?
446
00:14:19,035 --> 00:14:20,701
I am the guy who invented...
447
00:14:20,786 --> 00:14:22,055
♪ dah-duh-dah-buh-dah-dah
dah-dah-dah-bah-bah ♪
448
00:14:22,079 --> 00:14:23,704
- I invented...
- ♪ dah-bah ♪
449
00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:25,391
- I happen to have invented...
- ♪ dah-bup-bup ♪
450
00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:27,226
Uh, look, I don't know what this is,
451
00:14:27,251 --> 00:14:28,686
but I'm on a deadline, okay?
452
00:14:28,711 --> 00:14:30,085
You should be interviewing me.
453
00:14:30,110 --> 00:14:31,898
Hmm, who should I interview,
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00:14:31,923 --> 00:14:33,243
the inventor of the pizza ball pit
455
00:14:33,268 --> 00:14:35,359
or some guy who wandered
in off the street
456
00:14:35,384 --> 00:14:37,195
who won't stop shrieking
while I'm trying to work?
457
00:14:37,219 --> 00:14:38,344
I'm not shrieking!
458
00:14:38,369 --> 00:14:39,614
Let's go someplace quieter.
459
00:14:39,639 --> 00:14:41,532
Come back in the
kitchen. I-I can show you
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00:14:41,557 --> 00:14:44,516
the oven where it all happens.
It looks like a microwave,
461
00:14:44,541 --> 00:14:46,291
but it's not exactly a microwave.
462
00:14:47,465 --> 00:14:49,415
- Hmm.
- So, you're staying?
463
00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:51,061
Yes. I'm gonna make sure that that guy
464
00:14:51,086 --> 00:14:53,688
tells the world that
Jimmy is a total fraud.
465
00:14:53,713 --> 00:14:56,213
All right. Want some
water while you're waiting?
466
00:14:56,245 --> 00:14:57,370
No, I don't want water.
467
00:14:57,395 --> 00:14:59,812
Actually, yes. I-I'm a little thirsty.
468
00:14:59,864 --> 00:15:00,904
Thank you.
469
00:15:00,929 --> 00:15:02,011
- Seven dollars.
- What?
470
00:15:02,036 --> 00:15:03,619
Got you. Classic me.
471
00:15:04,098 --> 00:15:06,515
Well, I don't see Will anywhere, J-Ju.
472
00:15:06,545 --> 00:15:09,018
I guess I'll head home,
try again tomorrow.
473
00:15:09,043 --> 00:15:10,788
Zeke, wait. I know what you're doing.
474
00:15:10,813 --> 00:15:12,980
You're trying to kick
this can down the road.
475
00:15:13,005 --> 00:15:15,775
Well, guess what? That
road is a dead end.
476
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,341
- I know, but...
- Zeke, listen.
477
00:15:17,366 --> 00:15:19,074
We've all done things
we're not proud of.
478
00:15:19,099 --> 00:15:20,469
I used to tell Andy and Ollie
479
00:15:20,554 --> 00:15:21,782
that there was actually
only one of them.
480
00:15:21,874 --> 00:15:23,074
It messed with them for weeks.
481
00:15:23,099 --> 00:15:24,283
- Jeez.
- The point is
482
00:15:24,308 --> 00:15:25,641
we recognize our mistakes
483
00:15:25,726 --> 00:15:27,680
and we learn from
them. It's how we grow.
484
00:15:27,705 --> 00:15:29,747
Did we miss it? Did anyone DVR it?
485
00:15:29,772 --> 00:15:32,481
Not yet. And for all we know,
Will already went home and...
486
00:15:32,506 --> 00:15:33,631
- Here he comes.
- Dang.
487
00:15:33,656 --> 00:15:35,294
And this is what we
do when the bell rings
488
00:15:35,319 --> 00:15:37,088
at the end of the day. We come outside.
489
00:15:37,113 --> 00:15:39,488
And that completes your
welcome tour of Wagstaff.
490
00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:42,396
Hey, Will. Zeke wants
to tell you something.
491
00:15:42,421 --> 00:15:43,761
- Zeke?
- Uh...
492
00:15:43,786 --> 00:15:45,951
- I'm-I'm sorry I bullied you.
- Okay?
493
00:15:45,975 --> 00:15:47,682
I'm sorry I did all
those awful things to you
494
00:15:47,707 --> 00:15:50,309
to impress people, putting
you in headlocks and stuff,
495
00:15:50,334 --> 00:15:51,709
but... I'm not that kid anymore.
496
00:15:51,794 --> 00:15:53,127
So, I hope you can forgive me
497
00:15:53,212 --> 00:15:55,337
and we can be okay with
each other moving forward.
498
00:15:55,423 --> 00:15:57,853
Wow, Will, pretty heartfelt apology
499
00:15:57,878 --> 00:16:00,300
from Zeke over here. What you thinking?
500
00:16:00,325 --> 00:16:02,113
I do not accept.
501
00:16:02,138 --> 00:16:03,429
What? What the hell, Will?
502
00:16:03,514 --> 00:16:05,764
He didn't even apologize
for what he actually did.
503
00:16:05,789 --> 00:16:06,996
Oh, but... uh...
504
00:16:07,021 --> 00:16:08,327
What, making you pee your pants?
505
00:16:08,352 --> 00:16:09,597
He never made me pee.
506
00:16:09,622 --> 00:16:11,288
He got me in a headlock a few times,
507
00:16:11,313 --> 00:16:12,855
but that's not the really bad part.
508
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,398
What's the really bad part?
509
00:16:14,423 --> 00:16:15,933
Hey, Jimmy Junior, don't you have to go?
510
00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:17,878
You have that thing,
right? You better get going.
511
00:16:17,903 --> 00:16:19,862
G-Get on, now. Get out. Get.
512
00:16:19,887 --> 00:16:21,257
He made fun of my lisp.
513
00:16:21,282 --> 00:16:22,823
Whoa.
514
00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:24,487
Your lips? They look fine to me.
515
00:16:24,512 --> 00:16:26,095
They look completely normal.
516
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:28,037
Not my lips. My lisp.
517
00:16:28,258 --> 00:16:30,217
What? Seriously?!
518
00:16:33,347 --> 00:16:35,843
I can't believe you made
fun of someone's lisp, Zeke.
519
00:16:35,868 --> 00:16:38,156
- That's so messed-up.
- It was just one time
520
00:16:38,181 --> 00:16:40,515
and I felt so bad I-I
never did it again.
521
00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:41,581
Wait, you have a lisp?
522
00:16:41,606 --> 00:16:43,620
I did, when I was in third grade.
523
00:16:43,645 --> 00:16:46,456
I said "stop, Zeke. You're so stupid."
524
00:16:46,481 --> 00:16:48,243
But I had a lisp, so it came out...
525
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:49,935
Thtop, Theke. You're tho thtupid.
526
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,543
And Zeke made fun of me.
527
00:16:51,673 --> 00:16:53,393
I didn't want all
those guys to see me cry
528
00:16:53,425 --> 00:16:55,258
so I hid in a bathroom stall
529
00:16:55,283 --> 00:16:57,003
- for the rest of recess.
- Oh, Will.
530
00:16:57,028 --> 00:16:58,572
And then some kids came in
531
00:16:58,597 --> 00:17:00,346
and they saw the closed stall door
532
00:17:00,371 --> 00:17:02,140
and they said "ew,
someone's pooping in there."
533
00:17:02,165 --> 00:17:03,702
And I said "no, I'm not."
534
00:17:03,727 --> 00:17:05,871
But I sounded like I was
crying when I said it,
535
00:17:05,896 --> 00:17:07,536
and crying in the bathroom seemed worse,
536
00:17:07,561 --> 00:17:09,458
so I leaned into the pooping thing
537
00:17:09,483 --> 00:17:11,107
and I said "I mean, yes, I am,"
538
00:17:11,132 --> 00:17:13,795
and I made some fart
noises and tried to make
539
00:17:13,820 --> 00:17:15,860
- the whole thing believable.
- Good for you.
540
00:17:15,885 --> 00:17:18,258
I'm sorry, Will. And Jimmy Jr, please.
541
00:17:18,283 --> 00:17:21,219
You're my best friend. You
got to know how sorry I am.
542
00:17:21,305 --> 00:17:22,763
I don't know what to say, Zeke.
543
00:17:22,788 --> 00:17:25,955
I don't even think I want to do
Tank Bottoms with you anymore.
544
00:17:26,041 --> 00:17:27,290
Don't say that, J-Ju.
545
00:17:27,315 --> 00:17:29,455
I mean, yeah, a lot of
people don't know this,
546
00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,313
but I have a speech impediment.
547
00:17:31,338 --> 00:17:32,981
- Huh. - Really?
- Wha? I never, um...
548
00:17:33,006 --> 00:17:34,649
Yeah. I worked through a lot of it,
549
00:17:34,674 --> 00:17:36,502
but sometimes it still shows up.
550
00:17:36,527 --> 00:17:37,527
You have to believe me.
551
00:17:37,552 --> 00:17:39,260
I never did anything like that again.
552
00:17:39,387 --> 00:17:40,740
I mean, I did some wrestling stuff,
553
00:17:40,764 --> 00:17:43,139
but never the speech
stuff or someone's looks
554
00:17:43,183 --> 00:17:45,345
or height or weight or anything.
555
00:17:45,370 --> 00:17:46,870
You have to forgive me, guys.
556
00:17:46,895 --> 00:17:48,640
There's got to be something I can do.
557
00:17:48,665 --> 00:17:50,750
I honestly don't see
how you fix this, Zeke.
558
00:17:50,775 --> 00:17:52,400
Money never hurts. Hundred bucks each?
559
00:17:52,425 --> 00:17:54,170
50 to me for brokering the deal?
560
00:17:54,195 --> 00:17:55,962
Show 'em your butt,
let them make fun of it?
561
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,111
- Fine.
- Oh, wow.
562
00:17:57,136 --> 00:17:58,149
Zeke, don't.
563
00:17:58,174 --> 00:18:00,985
I mean, you could, um,
lick the booger wall.
564
00:18:01,010 --> 00:18:01,970
- What?
- Yes.
565
00:18:01,995 --> 00:18:03,119
Interesting.
566
00:18:03,144 --> 00:18:05,140
I guess it would show
you're really sorry.
567
00:18:05,165 --> 00:18:06,372
Okay.
568
00:18:06,499 --> 00:18:07,810
Looks like I'm gonna lick a booger wall.
569
00:18:07,834 --> 00:18:10,460
Wow, I'm not usually into
after-school activities
570
00:18:10,485 --> 00:18:12,026
but I'll stick around for this one.
571
00:18:14,323 --> 00:18:16,837
Ugh. How is his water not even good?
572
00:18:21,916 --> 00:18:24,265
Come on, Bob, we know you had the idea,
573
00:18:24,309 --> 00:18:25,516
you know you had the idea,
574
00:18:25,541 --> 00:18:27,495
and you'll have another idea tomorrow.
575
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:28,748
You should focus on your own happiness
576
00:18:28,772 --> 00:18:30,132
and not compare it to other people.
577
00:18:30,157 --> 00:18:31,833
Linda's right, Bob. To what end?
578
00:18:31,858 --> 00:18:33,858
"To what end?" Just say "why," Mort.
579
00:18:33,883 --> 00:18:35,611
Thanks again. Our readers
are gonna love this.
580
00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:37,080
Oh, good, that guy's still here.
581
00:18:37,105 --> 00:18:39,030
I'm just gonna keep talking as I exit
582
00:18:39,055 --> 00:18:40,439
so he can't talk to
me. See you later. Bye.
583
00:18:40,463 --> 00:18:42,275
Bob? What are you still doing here?
584
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:44,260
Looking for some good
food? That's a zoom.
585
00:18:44,285 --> 00:18:45,805
Well, I came over here to tell everyone
586
00:18:45,830 --> 00:18:47,872
that you're a liar who stole my idea.
587
00:18:47,897 --> 00:18:49,809
Ha! You are... that.
588
00:18:49,834 --> 00:18:52,335
But now all I want to
do is tell you something.
589
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:53,735
What's that, Bob?
590
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,338
I'd rather be me than you.
591
00:18:55,465 --> 00:18:57,150
Yeah, right. You'd rather
592
00:18:57,175 --> 00:18:59,425
be scraping by than have a popular place
593
00:18:59,450 --> 00:19:01,571
and a mostly-restored 280z? Come on.
594
00:19:01,596 --> 00:19:03,805
I can always think
of other ideas, Jimmy.
595
00:19:03,830 --> 00:19:05,450
This wasn't even one of my best.
596
00:19:05,475 --> 00:19:06,845
It might be one of my worst.
597
00:19:06,870 --> 00:19:08,870
And since you and
your customers like it,
598
00:19:08,895 --> 00:19:10,014
that's a red flag.
599
00:19:10,039 --> 00:19:11,664
- Ouch.
- So this idea...
600
00:19:11,689 --> 00:19:13,356
You can have it. I don't need it.
601
00:19:13,381 --> 00:19:15,172
All I need is right up here.
602
00:19:15,463 --> 00:19:16,795
- Whoa.
- Don't "whoa."
603
00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:18,903
Sorry. I want that kind of confidence.
604
00:19:18,928 --> 00:19:20,261
Aw, j-just... zip it.
605
00:19:20,286 --> 00:19:22,077
Okay, zipping.
606
00:19:22,345 --> 00:19:23,385
Unzipping.
607
00:19:23,410 --> 00:19:24,828
You're back. Finally.
608
00:19:24,853 --> 00:19:26,429
What happened... Did
you make a big stink?
609
00:19:26,461 --> 00:19:29,201
Did you steal the reporter's pen
and scribble all over his notes?
610
00:19:29,226 --> 00:19:32,060
No, I just told Jimmy
I'd rather be me than him.
611
00:19:32,085 --> 00:19:34,460
Aw, Bobby. So wise.
612
00:19:34,485 --> 00:19:36,242
Like a little Bobby Buddha. Mwah.
613
00:19:36,267 --> 00:19:39,132
And I said that I'll have
another, better idea tomorrow.
614
00:19:39,217 --> 00:19:40,377
Yeah, that's what I told you.
615
00:19:40,427 --> 00:19:41,880
I guess I stole it from you.
616
00:19:41,905 --> 00:19:43,696
Well, I won't make a big deal about it,
617
00:19:43,721 --> 00:19:46,305
like some handsome cutie-pie chefs.
618
00:19:46,349 --> 00:19:48,529
- She's talking about you, Bob.
- Thanks, Teddy.
619
00:19:48,953 --> 00:19:50,286
So many boogers.
620
00:19:50,311 --> 00:19:51,602
Precious memories.
621
00:19:51,627 --> 00:19:53,960
It's more booger than
wall at this point.
622
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:56,694
Okay. Here goes.
623
00:20:10,684 --> 00:20:12,225
Wait, Zeke. You don't have to do this.
624
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:14,917
You were willing to lick
boogers. That's enough.
625
00:20:14,942 --> 00:20:16,354
I mean, I guess.
626
00:20:16,379 --> 00:20:17,524
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
627
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:20,316
I was asking Jimmy Jr. I
mean, you too, but also him.
628
00:20:20,443 --> 00:20:22,026
Yeah, Will's right.
629
00:20:22,051 --> 00:20:25,136
I didn't know you then
but I know you now, Zeke.
630
00:20:25,281 --> 00:20:26,531
I know your heart.
631
00:20:26,556 --> 00:20:28,556
Oh man, J-Ju.
632
00:20:28,581 --> 00:20:31,035
- What are you doing?
- Stop! You don't have to do it.
633
00:20:31,060 --> 00:20:33,380
That's what's gonna make it
even more beautiful.
634
00:20:33,405 --> 00:20:35,238
- Oh, sick.
- Yes!
635
00:20:35,263 --> 00:20:36,499
- Wow.
- Oh, Zeke.
636
00:20:36,524 --> 00:20:38,232
It wasn't that bad.
637
00:20:38,257 --> 00:20:40,920
But I'm gonna...
Oh, my god, I'm gonna...
638
00:20:41,005 --> 00:20:42,964
I'm gonna throw up.
639
00:20:42,989 --> 00:20:45,109
Oh, my god. You're my
best friend, Jimmy Junior.
640
00:20:45,134 --> 00:20:47,062
You're my best friend, Zeke.
641
00:20:47,087 --> 00:20:48,845
Even if I can't quite
look at you right now.
642
00:20:48,870 --> 00:20:50,119
I get it.
643
00:20:50,144 --> 00:20:52,515
Now, who wants to get
licked by a booger tongue?
644
00:20:52,540 --> 00:20:53,851
Come on, who wants it?
645
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,519
Come on. Come here,
J-Ju. I'm gonna get you.
646
00:20:55,543 --> 00:20:56,687
I'm gonna get you with my booger tongue.
647
00:20:56,711 --> 00:20:58,414
This isn't bullying, this is horseplay.
648
00:20:58,439 --> 00:20:59,689
Now, come here, come on!
649
00:20:59,714 --> 00:21:01,459
♪ The ketchup loves the mustard ♪
650
00:21:01,484 --> 00:21:03,318
♪ but it makes the
ketchup flustered ♪
651
00:21:03,343 --> 00:21:05,843
♪ so I give them a little space ♪
652
00:21:08,241 --> 00:21:09,699
♪ the ketchup loves the mustard ♪
653
00:21:09,724 --> 00:21:11,766
♪ but it makes the
ketchup flustered ♪
654
00:21:11,791 --> 00:21:14,542
♪ so I give them a little space ♪
655
00:21:16,958 --> 00:21:18,750
♪ it's time for ravioli ♪
656
00:21:18,775 --> 00:21:20,835
♪ I will not eat them slowly ♪
657
00:21:20,860 --> 00:21:22,610
♪ the ketchup loves the mustard ♪
658
00:21:22,635 --> 00:21:24,839
♪ the ketchup loves the mustard ♪
659
00:21:24,864 --> 00:21:26,859
♪ the ketchup loves the mustard ♪
660
00:21:26,884 --> 00:21:28,593
♪ the ketchup loves the mustard ♪
661
00:21:28,618 --> 00:21:31,369
♪ the ketchup loves the mustard ♪
662
00:21:31,412 --> 00:21:32,572
♪ the ketchup loves the... ♪
663
00:21:32,597 --> 00:21:36,125
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