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Look at us, going to
a birthday party as a family.
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Nothing cooler than
partying with your parents.
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Damn straight. See? They
even let us say damn.
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Uh-huh. Don't say damn.
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So, I sort of see how me,
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Gene and Tina got
invited to Rudy's Dad's
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birthday party, 'cause
we're Rudy's friends,
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but, uh, Mom and Dad,
what's going on there?
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Well, we saw him at the
parent-teacher conference thing
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- and...
- He guilt invited us.
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- We were guilt invited.
- Yeah.
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Oh, sorry to be "on his phone" guy.
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Just shooting off a quick email.
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Ooh, email. Who are ya emailing?
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Oh. A bowling alley.
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- That's fun.
- Yeah. Just planning a bowling party.
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Uh, R-Rudy's party?
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No. Mine. It's a little thing
I do for my birthday every year.
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Aw, I love bowling.
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Oh. Uh, do you want to...
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- come to the party?
- Oh, you-you don't have to...
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- No.
- Yeah! Yes.
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Well, I just hope Rudy has a good time.
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He's up to his butt in
divorced parent dating drama
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and he deserves to have fun tonight.
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By the way, have we made
you guys sign paperwork
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saying you won't get divorced?
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No? I'll have Ken draw it up.
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He did my estate papers.
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Eh, I like our odds.
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I love your dad as much as I did
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the first time I told him I loved him.
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Remember that, Bob?
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You remember when I
first said I love you?
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- Y-Y-Yes.
- Remember where we were?
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- I do.
- Huh?
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Where, w-where were you guys, Dad?
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Um...
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Maybe he remembers, but he's getting
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choked up thinking about it?
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We were, um...
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- uh...
- No, he forgot.
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Oh, it's okay you forgot.
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Your brain is just
full of burger toppings.
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Uh, I'm-I'm gonna remember.
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It's... um...
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Do you remember when I farted
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and it sounded like
someone saying, "Wazzup"?
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- Yes.
- So you can remember that?
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Well, that was right
when we got in the car.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, so that's more recent.
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Just wanted to make
sure everyone caught that.
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- Pretty special.
- Certainly was.
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Oh, was it... outdoors?
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The place where you first
said "I love you," or indoors?
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Bob, don't worry about it.
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- Hey, Rudy.
- Uh, hey, guys.
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Thanks for coming. It
was surprisingly hard
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to get kids our age excited
about a 44-year-old man's
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- birthday party.
- I don't know why.
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We love people talking
about podcasts and back pain.
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You guys want to get some slushees?
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It's all-you-can-drink slushees.
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My dad's treat.
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- Whoa. - Nice.
- All I can drink?
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'Cause that's probably
different from all you can drink.
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Oh, I'm getting a brain
freeze just thinking about it.
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Mom, Dad, smell you later, bye.
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Smell y... Yeah. Yeah.
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Ah, who doesn't love a free slushee?
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Maybe that lady?
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If it was socially acceptable
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to lick that off the floor, I would.
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- It isn't, is it?
- Uh, Rudy?
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Everything okay?
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You're looking very un-slushee.
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Yeah, sorry.
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It's my mom's boyfriend, Paul.
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Look at him.
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Smiling. Listening to people talk.
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Making eye contact.
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What's up with that?
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Hate that.
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I'm just worried
about my dad. He's fragile.
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Especially since he and Vicky broke up.
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Oh, no. Who broke up with who?
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Well, it was pretty mutual.
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He sent her a text
saying, "We need to talk."
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And she wrote back
"Break up," question mark.
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Then she gave her own text a thumbs-up
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- and, you know, that was that.
- Damn.
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So what I'm hearing is
your dad's a free man again.
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He's back on the market.
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Yeah. He's selling
"hot dad" by the pound.
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It's just Dad's like
a delicate caterpillar.
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Waiting to become a big,
strong beautiful butterfly.
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But that's not gonna happen
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if Mr. Nice-All-The-Time
Paul comes over
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and steps on Dad's sweet little cocoon.
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And how is Paul stepping
on your dad's cocoon?
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Seriously, Tina? Look at him!
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I just... It... it doesn't feel good.
It's-it's just not good!
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Rudy, Rudy, just breathe.
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- I'm bad at that!
- Oh, right.
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I just want tonight to be the
bowling party of his dreams
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and the perfect 44th birthday.
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- Okay. Done.
- What?
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Done. It shall be so.
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Just leave it to me and Gene
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and also Tina.
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- Okay.
- Another round, please, sir.
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And don't skimp on the cheer-up syrup.
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Men's size 11 and a
ladies' size 9 and a half.
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Wow, these are cute. Look at these, Bob.
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I mean, they're bowling shoes, but sure?
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I would wear these, like, in the world.
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- Really?
- It's hard to find cute shoes.
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- You know.
- Oh, I do know.
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- Oh, hey. You guys made it.
- Yeah, hi.
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Happy birthday!
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- Great shoes. Aren't they nice?
- Uh, yes.
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We were just waiting
for our lane assignment.
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I-I guess it's pretty busy.
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Oh. Uh, do you want
to bowl in our lane?
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No, I wasn't... I was
not saying that at all.
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Sure! Right, Bob?
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- Uh, yeah.
- Yeah!
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Okay. I'll-I'll just tell the guy
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at the counter to, uh, add you. Heh.
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- Yay, fun!
- Oh, my God, we did it again.
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Oh, I love these shoes.
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Pu... I'm putting them on.
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Ooh, they've got my
size right on the back.
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That's fun.
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So our job tonight is
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to make your dad look good.
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Set him up for success, help him shine.
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And if Paul looks like a pathetic dork
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by comparison, that's fine, too.
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So what are your dad's strengths?
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Well, the man knows how
to rock a pant pleat.
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I've noticed. You could cut
a finger on those bad boys.
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He's also a pretty good bowler.
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They don't call him
"Spare-ta-cus" for nothing.
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And by "they," I mean "me."
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Great, okay, well,
we can work with that.
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But Paul is Paul.
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He's probably great at bowling.
He's good at everything.
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I once saw a valet throw him his keys
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from, like, six feet
away and Paul caught it
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- like it was nothing.
- Whoa.
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- Right?
- I mean, Paul doesn't seem that athletic
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and naturally strong, but also gentle.
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I don't feel like giving him a trophy
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just for the cool way he's standing.
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I just wish my
dad was still with Vicky.
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She was, you know, whatever
the opposite of fun is,
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but at least he wouldn't
be single while mom was
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hugging it up with Paul over there.
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Okay, all right, all right.
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Listen. We've got the bowling thing.
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We've got the dating thing. Maybe we...
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just get him a girlfriend
that's good at bowling?
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You can get a girlfriend
in one night, right?
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- Uh...
- Rudy, any prospects here
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right now, by any chance?
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I mean, there's that
lady over there, Cherie,
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from his Indian cooking class.
They're both allergic to cumin.
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And I guess they really
bonded over how dumb it is
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for people with a cumin
allergy to take that class.
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- Aw.
- Also I wish I could have plucked
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my dad's one crazy eyebrow hair.
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I mean, it really would've
helped his chances.
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Oh, yeah. I can see it from here.
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Yeah, it's a beast.
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Is it possible it's
moving around on its own?
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Rudy, come on, our lane's ready.
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Oh, and kids, your parents
are bowling with us.
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Lucky you. Heh. Seriously,
though, they're a fun couple.
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Uh, them, plus your mom
and Paul, that makes six.
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Did you say Mom and Paul?
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Uh, yeah. There they are. Hey!
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- Hey.
- See ya soon, bowling buddies. Heh.
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Oh, boy. That's it.
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Dad and Good-At-Everything Paul
are bowling against each other.
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Paul will crush him.
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Worst-case scenario.
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Dad's cocoon getting stomped.
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- Caterpillar guts everywhere.
- No, no, no.
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Okay, all right, Rud... listen.
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We're not gonna let Paul humiliate
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your father on his
birthday, okay? I promise.
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I swear it by my reusable slushee cup.
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Yeah, you heard me.
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Oh, ow, brain freeze.
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- Uh, got to slow down.
- Here, let-let me rub your head.
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- Thank you. It still hurts.
- There you go.
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I know, let me really rub it.
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Hey! Ow!
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Rudy!
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- Oh, God, it's all happening.
- Hold it together, Rudes.
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We're gonna handle this.
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I know you're saying words,
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but all I can hear is my Dad's cocoon
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crunch, crunch, crunching
under Paul's feet.
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That's Gene eating tortilla chips.
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Sorry.
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There he is. Oh, good ball choice, son.
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Heh. Thanks. Yeah, I
coordinated it with my shirt.
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- Well, I noticed.
- Hey, kids.
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Kids, meet shoes. Shoes, meet kids.
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- Oh, hi.
- Mm.
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- Hey, there they are.
- And here we are.
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Are you ready to roll?
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'Cause it's bowling.
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- Oh!
- Oh, yes!
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- I love it.
- Balls are round, so they roll.
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Yeah.
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Oh, man. Lame, but
somehow charming puns?
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That's my dad's territory.
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You know what, I'm gonna
pop over to the men's room.
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I've got a birthday bladder,
aka too many fizzy waters.
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Don't start without me.
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Okay, let's move. I'm
gonna go stall Paul
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so he can't bowl, and
I'll just keep that going
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- until the party's over?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Tina?
- Yeah?
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Go to the cumin lady
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from Indian cooking
class. Make it happen.
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It would be nice if
Sylvester had a new girlfriend
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in, like, 20 minutes?
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- Uh...
- Perfect.
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- Gene?
- Slushee duty, got it.
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- No. Go with Rudy.
- Aw.
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Follow Sylvester to the bathroom
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and pluck those eyebrows
with extreme prejudice.
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- On it.
- Wait.
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Rudy, what's Paul's deal again?
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What's-what's he do?
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He's an occupational therapist.
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If people have pain
that makes it difficult
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to do things, he helps them
with exercises or advice.
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- As if we couldn't hate him any more.
- I know.
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Okay, everybody break. Go! Go! Okay.
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- Okay. Okay.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
247
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- Dad. Hey, Dad? Dad.
- Yeah? What, what, what?
248
00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:23,328
- Yeah. What is it?
- I just learned that Paul here
249
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is an occupational therapist.
250
00:08:25,481 --> 00:08:26,931
Uh, yeah. Yes, I am.
251
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My dad needs that. Lots of it.
252
00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,526
- Oh! Are certain motions painful?
- I do?
253
00:08:31,551 --> 00:08:33,423
I mean, yeah.
254
00:08:33,448 --> 00:08:35,633
- Which ones?
- Um, all of them?
255
00:08:35,658 --> 00:08:37,342
- See what I mean?
- Oh.
256
00:08:37,367 --> 00:08:38,776
- Hi.
- Uh... hi.
257
00:08:38,794 --> 00:08:40,778
Having some popcorn?
258
00:08:40,826 --> 00:08:42,493
Cool. Cool, cool.
259
00:08:42,615 --> 00:08:44,442
Birthdays, am I right?
260
00:08:44,467 --> 00:08:45,916
Stand up, let me, let me look.
261
00:08:45,918 --> 00:08:48,222
- Sure.
- Little sound there.
262
00:08:48,247 --> 00:08:49,263
Uh... Wait.
263
00:08:49,288 --> 00:08:51,046
Do you not make sounds
when you stand up?
264
00:08:51,065 --> 00:08:52,790
Uh, l-let's see you touch your toes.
265
00:08:52,808 --> 00:08:54,653
Touch, like... "touch"?
266
00:08:54,678 --> 00:08:56,437
- Give it a shot.
- Oh, my God.
267
00:08:56,462 --> 00:08:58,566
Yeah.
268
00:08:58,591 --> 00:09:00,274
You... you whistled twice.
269
00:09:00,299 --> 00:09:02,507
- Is-is that bad?
- Yeah, it's a two-whistler.
270
00:09:02,559 --> 00:09:04,036
- Yep.
- Oh, God.
271
00:09:04,061 --> 00:09:05,538
- Ow, ow, ow, ow!
- It's worth it, Dad.
272
00:09:05,562 --> 00:09:06,987
I'm sorry. I love you!
273
00:09:07,139 --> 00:09:08,305
The hair is fighting back!
274
00:09:08,324 --> 00:09:10,002
It wants to live!
275
00:09:10,027 --> 00:09:11,210
We're gonna kill it!
276
00:09:11,235 --> 00:09:14,478
- Don't let it into your mind!
- Ow, kids, ow!
277
00:09:14,571 --> 00:09:16,298
It knows what you're afraid of!
278
00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:18,148
I mean, it seems like you
guys have great chemistry.
279
00:09:18,167 --> 00:09:19,863
He's learning to cook Indian food,
280
00:09:19,888 --> 00:09:21,571
you're learning to cook Indian food.
281
00:09:21,596 --> 00:09:23,514
Maybe it's time to take
it to the next level
282
00:09:23,539 --> 00:09:24,890
and move in together?
283
00:09:24,915 --> 00:09:26,477
I'm sorry, who are you?
284
00:09:26,502 --> 00:09:28,060
So your right shoulder is
285
00:09:28,085 --> 00:09:29,892
about two inches higher than your left.
286
00:09:29,924 --> 00:09:32,433
- It is?
- Yes. That's even.
287
00:09:32,458 --> 00:09:34,475
- Oh!
- Does that hurt?
288
00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:35,666
It's not supposed to.
289
00:09:35,684 --> 00:09:37,771
I mean, is... so this is normal?
290
00:09:37,796 --> 00:09:39,905
- Th-This is how standing is?
- I'm afraid so.
291
00:09:39,930 --> 00:09:41,672
Okay, let's bowl.
292
00:09:41,759 --> 00:09:43,259
I am very ready.
293
00:09:43,284 --> 00:09:44,284
Yeah. Here.
294
00:09:44,434 --> 00:09:46,556
- I'll give you my card.
- No, no, no, don't bowl.
295
00:09:46,581 --> 00:09:48,005
He needs help now.
296
00:09:48,030 --> 00:09:49,179
He's got so many problems.
297
00:09:49,198 --> 00:09:51,210
I can't believe he's survived this long.
298
00:09:51,235 --> 00:09:54,662
It's okay, Louise. Uh,
I'll be fine. I-I-I think.
299
00:09:54,756 --> 00:09:56,324
Crap.
300
00:09:56,349 --> 00:09:58,499
Here we go, my dad's up first.
301
00:09:58,650 --> 00:10:00,759
Go me! It's my birthday.
302
00:10:00,784 --> 00:10:02,784
And I'm bowling.
303
00:10:02,804 --> 00:10:04,545
Oof.
304
00:10:04,697 --> 00:10:07,415
- Hey, it's just his first roll.
- Tina, how'd it go?
305
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,540
Cherie wants to move slow.
306
00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:11,436
I guess she thinks asking
Sylvester to be her boyfriend
307
00:10:11,461 --> 00:10:14,736
after they've gone on no dates
is, quote, "very confusing."
308
00:10:14,761 --> 00:10:16,436
- Ridiculous.
- Oh, God.
309
00:10:16,461 --> 00:10:18,795
Well, hey, three pins
are better than nothing.
310
00:10:18,820 --> 00:10:19,820
Yeah.
311
00:10:20,046 --> 00:10:22,212
The intimidation factor's already there.
312
00:10:22,231 --> 00:10:24,381
Paul's gonna bowl the pants off my dad
313
00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:25,807
at his own birthday party.
314
00:10:25,827 --> 00:10:27,488
Beautifully pleated pants?
315
00:10:27,513 --> 00:10:29,697
And those eyebrows are
bringing the razzle dazzle.
316
00:10:29,849 --> 00:10:31,532
I-I can't watch. Maybe I'll bail
317
00:10:31,557 --> 00:10:33,907
- and go drown my sorrows in slushee.
- I'm in!
318
00:10:33,932 --> 00:10:36,401
- I could slush. Louise?
- Uh...
319
00:10:37,523 --> 00:10:39,206
Huh. What if we... ?
320
00:10:39,231 --> 00:10:41,156
Guys, come with me. I have an idea.
321
00:10:41,244 --> 00:10:42,393
Come with you where?
322
00:10:42,418 --> 00:10:43,635
Anywhere but here is good.
323
00:10:43,660 --> 00:10:45,252
- Uh, hey, bud.
- Your turn.
324
00:10:45,277 --> 00:10:47,461
Um, go on without me...
we're doing kid stuff.
325
00:10:47,486 --> 00:10:49,567
Not that I'm not totally comfortable
326
00:10:49,592 --> 00:10:50,752
with everything going on here
327
00:10:50,777 --> 00:10:53,312
in this area of the bowling alley, so...
328
00:10:53,602 --> 00:10:54,676
Um, okay, bye.
329
00:10:55,241 --> 00:10:57,667
- What are we doing?
- Also a question I was going to ask.
330
00:10:57,692 --> 00:11:00,463
We're doing what it takes to
give your dad an amazing night.
331
00:11:00,488 --> 00:11:02,505
Are we getting him a
gift from what I think is
332
00:11:02,530 --> 00:11:04,374
an extension cord museum?
333
00:11:04,399 --> 00:11:06,491
You kids aren't allowed back here.
334
00:11:06,516 --> 00:11:09,897
Right, right. Uh, so sorry
for whatever this is we're doing.
335
00:11:09,922 --> 00:11:12,014
I was thinking this didn't
look like a bathroom.
336
00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:14,356
- Okay. Get out now.
- Wait. Please.
337
00:11:14,495 --> 00:11:17,054
- What?
- This is Rudy. Rudy say hi.
338
00:11:17,079 --> 00:11:18,170
Uh, hello, I'm Rudy.
339
00:11:18,195 --> 00:11:19,527
And it's his dad's birthday,
340
00:11:19,547 --> 00:11:21,642
and his dad's about
to bowl against Paul,
341
00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:24,802
who's his mom's new boyfriend,
and Paul's good at everything.
342
00:11:24,827 --> 00:11:27,012
And he's-he's gonna
kick Rudy's dad's butt.
343
00:11:27,037 --> 00:11:29,540
And he's gonna look like...
like what were you saying?
344
00:11:29,565 --> 00:11:31,115
Like a dead caterpillar or something?
345
00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:34,009
Yeah, he's gonna look like,
an-an unrealized butterfly.
346
00:11:34,034 --> 00:11:36,220
Yeah. So we just want to help him win.
347
00:11:36,245 --> 00:11:38,197
You know, from back here, somehow.
348
00:11:38,222 --> 00:11:42,119
I mean, it would be a lot like cheating,
but it would be for charity.
349
00:11:42,144 --> 00:11:43,814
So... yeah.
350
00:11:43,862 --> 00:11:46,546
It's fine, we'll figure
out something else.
351
00:11:46,571 --> 00:11:48,314
- I love it.
- Huh? What?
352
00:11:48,339 --> 00:11:51,558
I've got a Paul, but
my Paul is named Penny
353
00:11:51,583 --> 00:11:54,342
and she makes my dad very happy.
354
00:11:54,367 --> 00:11:55,532
How dare she.
355
00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:58,478
- Okay. We're cheating.
- We... are?
356
00:11:58,503 --> 00:12:01,096
- Yeah, Tina, we are.
- You're going down, Penny!
357
00:12:01,189 --> 00:12:02,358
- Uh, Paul.
- Uh-huh.
358
00:12:02,383 --> 00:12:03,903
- No, it's important.
- Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
359
00:12:06,896 --> 00:12:09,748
Lane ten. Rudy's
dad and Paul are playing
360
00:12:09,773 --> 00:12:10,859
- on this lane right now.
- And last we saw,
361
00:12:10,883 --> 00:12:12,365
my dad was bowling like ass.
362
00:12:12,385 --> 00:12:13,959
Sorry. I said "ass."
363
00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:16,053
So we've got to make this
cheating stuff happen soon.
364
00:12:16,198 --> 00:12:18,774
Uh, I feel like helping
Sylvester by cheating
365
00:12:18,799 --> 00:12:19,948
is maybe not the best idea,
366
00:12:20,041 --> 00:12:21,663
and also just cheating in general.
367
00:12:21,688 --> 00:12:24,557
Tina, Rudy is our friend, and
if our friend wants his dad
368
00:12:24,582 --> 00:12:26,857
to bowl an amazing game
and teach Paul a lesson
369
00:12:26,882 --> 00:12:28,457
he will never freaking forget,
370
00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:29,710
that's what we're gonna do.
371
00:12:29,735 --> 00:12:31,217
- Thank you.
- Yeah. Okay.
372
00:12:31,242 --> 00:12:32,592
So, how's this gonna work?
373
00:12:32,617 --> 00:12:34,341
- Sorry, I didn't catch your name.
- No names.
374
00:12:34,366 --> 00:12:35,901
The less we know about
each other, the better.
375
00:12:35,926 --> 00:12:37,718
- It's on your name tag?
- Rachel.
376
00:12:37,743 --> 00:12:40,135
Crap. Okay, I have an
idea of how we can do this,
377
00:12:40,154 --> 00:12:42,925
but I haven't tried it
before and it's risky.
378
00:12:42,950 --> 00:12:44,450
When your dad's ball hits the pins,
379
00:12:44,475 --> 00:12:46,837
there's just enough
clearance over the backstop
380
00:12:46,862 --> 00:12:48,735
for us to toss an extra pin in there.
381
00:12:48,754 --> 00:12:50,495
And if we hit 'em just right,
382
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,474
then it's nothing but strikes.
383
00:12:52,499 --> 00:12:55,205
- Fantastic.
- Ooh... Gutter ball.
384
00:12:55,230 --> 00:12:57,255
Ugh, please, don't
let it be Spare-ta-cus.
385
00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:59,389
Ugh. They look good,
but they don't actually
386
00:12:59,414 --> 00:13:00,597
help me bowl better.
387
00:13:00,824 --> 00:13:02,636
- You're lucky you're hot.
- You talking to me?
388
00:13:02,660 --> 00:13:04,021
- Yeah, you, too.
- I know.
389
00:13:04,046 --> 00:13:06,805
Okay. I need two kids,
one to grab the pin
390
00:13:06,830 --> 00:13:08,450
before it gets swept
into the pin elevator,
391
00:13:08,475 --> 00:13:11,143
and one to hold onto the
person grabbing the pin,
392
00:13:11,168 --> 00:13:12,495
so they don't fall into the machine.
393
00:13:12,519 --> 00:13:13,835
Sounds... dangerous?
394
00:13:13,854 --> 00:13:15,884
Pin-setting used to be
done by child laborers,
395
00:13:15,909 --> 00:13:18,294
so I'm sure that means
it's perfectly safe.
396
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:19,818
We can't see anything from back here.
397
00:13:19,843 --> 00:13:21,618
How will we know when
it's Rudy's dad's turn?
398
00:13:22,047 --> 00:13:23,656
Good point. We need eyes on the outside.
399
00:13:23,681 --> 00:13:25,271
- I'll do it.
- Gene, no offense,
400
00:13:25,291 --> 00:13:27,620
but if we send you out there,
we're gonna find you face-down
401
00:13:27,645 --> 00:13:29,828
- at the slushee bar.
- And your point is?
402
00:13:29,853 --> 00:13:32,974
Um, I'll go. I would
love to be not here.
403
00:13:32,999 --> 00:13:34,090
No.
404
00:13:34,115 --> 00:13:36,179
Your "I'm not doing
anything bad" face is...
405
00:13:36,204 --> 00:13:37,945
let's just say it... really bad.
406
00:13:37,970 --> 00:13:39,930
Oh. What-what about "Eh"?
407
00:13:39,955 --> 00:13:42,080
- I'll go.
- Be sneaky.
408
00:13:42,105 --> 00:13:44,263
Peek at the scoreboard,
memorize the bowling order,
409
00:13:44,288 --> 00:13:46,195
- and report back.
- A sneak and a peek.
410
00:13:46,220 --> 00:13:47,220
Got it.
411
00:13:52,091 --> 00:13:53,423
Oof.
412
00:13:53,448 --> 00:13:55,377
Sylvester's losing pretty bad,
413
00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:58,330
but we still have like half
a game left to turn it around.
414
00:13:58,355 --> 00:14:00,640
Whoa, and Mom and Dad
are not bringing it.
415
00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:03,378
- Hey, Louise.
- Ugh. They spotted me.
416
00:14:03,403 --> 00:14:06,221
Uh, hey, Dad. Mom. Rough game?
417
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,056
I'm beginning to think that as athletes
418
00:14:08,075 --> 00:14:09,741
you guys are kind of not elite.
419
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,314
Yeah. We're bad at this. Oh!
420
00:14:12,339 --> 00:14:14,015
Did you say "I love you" when we were
421
00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,465
at a sports game of some kind?
422
00:14:15,490 --> 00:14:18,416
No, but one time you threw
up on me at a baseball game.
423
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,232
- Yeah, but lovingly.
- Yeah, kinda.
424
00:14:20,257 --> 00:14:21,714
Lot of peanuts.
425
00:14:21,739 --> 00:14:24,163
Check out Paul with the big blue ball.
426
00:14:24,188 --> 00:14:26,937
Okay, so, Sylvester's up after Paul.
427
00:14:26,962 --> 00:14:29,555
Hmm. You can totally see
Rachel's elbow right now.
428
00:14:29,580 --> 00:14:31,913
And I think Gene's
knees for some reason?
429
00:14:32,082 --> 00:14:33,582
It's fine, it's fine.
430
00:14:33,584 --> 00:14:36,318
These lanes are so long, and
adults' eyesight is so bad.
431
00:14:39,090 --> 00:14:40,465
Bananas. It's a split!
432
00:14:40,490 --> 00:14:41,915
Well, you're still way ahead of me.
433
00:14:42,017 --> 00:14:43,297
It's gonna be hard to catch you.
434
00:14:43,351 --> 00:14:45,031
That's a good pun
though... bananas, split.
435
00:14:45,095 --> 00:14:47,441
Oh, I didn't... I didn't
realize I did that.
436
00:14:47,466 --> 00:14:48,757
Really?
437
00:14:48,782 --> 00:14:49,873
Better get back there.
438
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:51,168
- Huh.
- What?
439
00:14:51,192 --> 00:14:52,525
You're not doing it again, are you?
440
00:14:52,545 --> 00:14:54,855
- Doing what?
- Letting someone win.
441
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,256
I've been watching you.
442
00:14:56,281 --> 00:14:57,841
You haven't been doing that spinny thing
443
00:14:57,866 --> 00:14:58,940
with your wrist you usually do.
444
00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:00,366
My trademark Spinderella?
445
00:15:00,386 --> 00:15:02,397
I mean, I-I don't know
what you're talking about.
446
00:15:02,422 --> 00:15:04,773
Yeah, you do. Did you
pluck your eyebrow hair?
447
00:15:04,798 --> 00:15:06,723
Uh, Gene and Rudy pulled
it out of my face, yeah.
448
00:15:06,950 --> 00:15:08,950
- Oh.
- And it was long.
449
00:15:08,969 --> 00:15:11,916
Wait, why would he let Paul win?
450
00:15:12,526 --> 00:15:13,916
Oh, boy.
451
00:15:15,783 --> 00:15:17,746
Are we a go? Is Sylvester up?
452
00:15:17,771 --> 00:15:19,938
He's next, but we might
need to call off the plan,
453
00:15:19,963 --> 00:15:21,825
- like right now.
- What? Why?
454
00:15:21,850 --> 00:15:23,442
We don't need it, I don't think.
455
00:15:23,467 --> 00:15:26,301
I'm pretty sure Sylvester
is letting Paul win.
456
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,490
Wh-What did you say, Louise?
457
00:15:27,515 --> 00:15:29,557
Your dad is letting Paul win.
458
00:15:29,582 --> 00:15:31,116
Huh? But why?
459
00:15:31,141 --> 00:15:32,490
I say we're still doing the plan.
460
00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:35,079
Paul has this coming.
Penny has this coming.
461
00:15:35,104 --> 00:15:36,713
Always fostering shelter dogs,
462
00:15:36,738 --> 00:15:39,549
asking about my day,
making Christmas magical.
463
00:15:39,574 --> 00:15:40,757
You're not my mom, Penny!
464
00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:42,536
- She sounds like a monster.
- She is.
465
00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:44,688
- Louise, this is happening.
- But no, wait, what...
466
00:15:44,712 --> 00:15:46,499
I'm closing the door
now, watch your fingers.
467
00:15:46,523 --> 00:15:47,914
- What? No!
- She said watch your fingers!
468
00:15:47,933 --> 00:15:50,354
Ah! Son of a bowling ball!
469
00:15:53,893 --> 00:15:55,831
Rudy! Gene! Tina! Come on!
470
00:15:55,856 --> 00:15:58,751
- Someone, open up!
- Everyone in position.
471
00:15:58,776 --> 00:16:00,335
Ignore the pounding and the yelling,
472
00:16:00,354 --> 00:16:02,882
and any dumb voices inside
of you that are like,
473
00:16:02,907 --> 00:16:04,758
"This is wrong, I
shouldn't do this, uh... "
474
00:16:04,783 --> 00:16:06,618
Tina? What should we do?
475
00:16:06,643 --> 00:16:08,101
- Uh...
- Okay, great.
476
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,988
Stay strong, that's what you should do.
477
00:16:10,013 --> 00:16:12,030
Okay, not good, not good.
Ugh, crap, crap, crap.
478
00:16:12,325 --> 00:16:13,325
Crap, crap, crap, crap.
479
00:16:13,350 --> 00:16:16,627
- Whoa, whoa.
- Ah! Street shoes!
480
00:16:16,652 --> 00:16:17,996
- Sorry!
- Louise?
481
00:16:18,021 --> 00:16:19,141
What the heck are you doing?
482
00:16:19,298 --> 00:16:21,735
Uh... Well, I dropped
a nickel over here,
483
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:24,260
- and I've got to get it!
- You dropped a nickel?
484
00:16:24,285 --> 00:16:25,944
- Yes!
- Louise, we're poor,
485
00:16:25,969 --> 00:16:27,060
but we're not that poor.
486
00:16:27,085 --> 00:16:29,306
I can get you another nickel, I think.
487
00:16:29,331 --> 00:16:31,073
Uh, one second, sorry. Sorry!
488
00:16:31,098 --> 00:16:33,436
You're still wearing shoes on the lane!
489
00:16:33,461 --> 00:16:35,203
I know, I know, I just... One second!
490
00:16:35,222 --> 00:16:36,963
Lane integrity is important!
491
00:16:36,982 --> 00:16:39,253
Rudy. Rudy, can
you hear me in there? Buddy.
492
00:16:39,278 --> 00:16:41,111
Don't try and change my mind, Louise.
493
00:16:41,263 --> 00:16:43,021
And are you standing on the lanes?
494
00:16:43,046 --> 00:16:44,137
That's pretty frowned upon.
495
00:16:44,156 --> 00:16:45,949
Listen. We don't have to do this.
496
00:16:45,974 --> 00:16:47,371
Your dad doesn't need our help.
497
00:16:47,396 --> 00:16:49,378
There's a good chance
he's throwing the game
498
00:16:49,403 --> 00:16:52,672
because he's a nice guy
who's really good at bowling,
499
00:16:52,697 --> 00:16:55,160
but doesn't want to make
his ex-wife's new boyfriend
500
00:16:55,185 --> 00:16:56,883
look bad, or something,
501
00:16:56,908 --> 00:16:58,852
and doing this plan
could ruin everything.
502
00:16:58,877 --> 00:17:01,217
And I'm pretty sure our
hands would get mangled
503
00:17:01,242 --> 00:17:03,725
by this machine, but the dad stuff, too.
504
00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:05,802
Also if you get caught,
which, I'm gonna tell you
505
00:17:05,827 --> 00:17:08,874
with some outside knowledge,
is not not a possibility,
506
00:17:08,899 --> 00:17:11,158
and me being here right
now isn't helpful, sorry.
507
00:17:11,183 --> 00:17:13,143
Anyway, if you get caught cheating,
508
00:17:13,168 --> 00:17:14,770
it'll make it weird with you and Paul.
509
00:17:14,795 --> 00:17:17,480
It'll make it weird
with Paul and your dad.
510
00:17:17,505 --> 00:17:18,625
It'll make everything weird.
511
00:17:18,650 --> 00:17:20,696
Don't listen to her.
We've got to do this.
512
00:17:20,721 --> 00:17:24,243
Stuff actually seems pretty
okay between Sylvester and Paul.
513
00:17:24,268 --> 00:17:27,422
I'm realizing the person
who doesn't seem okay is you.
514
00:17:27,441 --> 00:17:29,424
- Me?
- No, Ru-Rudy.
515
00:17:29,443 --> 00:17:31,092
- Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
516
00:17:31,094 --> 00:17:34,086
Child in lane ten talking to the pins,
517
00:17:34,111 --> 00:17:36,344
clear the lane please.
That's not how bowling works.
518
00:17:36,369 --> 00:17:39,330
Yeah, just a minute!
Rudy, listen, 'cause they're about to
519
00:17:39,355 --> 00:17:40,595
put me in bowling jail.
520
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:43,579
It's possible you just needed a friend
521
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,585
to talk to, and not a genius to make
522
00:17:46,610 --> 00:17:48,563
a slightly complicated cheating plan.
523
00:17:48,588 --> 00:17:50,346
- Louise.
- Yeah?
524
00:17:50,371 --> 00:17:52,641
It would be a cool birthday
present to Sylvester
525
00:17:52,666 --> 00:17:55,446
if you stop doing that
in the middle of his game.
526
00:17:55,536 --> 00:17:57,608
Uh, also we forgot to get
you a birthday present.
527
00:17:57,633 --> 00:17:59,901
- Just remembering now.
- Oh, whoops.
528
00:17:59,926 --> 00:18:01,150
Fine.
529
00:18:01,175 --> 00:18:04,360
Well, here comes the strike.
530
00:18:13,433 --> 00:18:14,582
Huh.
531
00:18:14,607 --> 00:18:16,970
- Not bad.
- Hey.
532
00:18:16,994 --> 00:18:19,977
So, you're not gonna
do the cheating thing?
533
00:18:20,002 --> 00:18:21,829
I don't want to say
it was my nervous farts
534
00:18:21,870 --> 00:18:24,540
that convinced them to leave
that back room, but maybe?
535
00:18:24,565 --> 00:18:26,316
I mean, the farts
were possibly a factor.
536
00:18:26,341 --> 00:18:29,842
I think I'm gonna go call
Penny and apologize for my text.
537
00:18:29,867 --> 00:18:31,978
I mean, it wasn't actually any words,
538
00:18:32,003 --> 00:18:35,004
just a GIF of an orangutan
giving the middle finger.
539
00:18:35,029 --> 00:18:36,424
But still, I feel bad.
540
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,616
- It's a solid GIF, though.
- Yeah.
541
00:18:38,709 --> 00:18:40,571
Ah, bye, shoes.
542
00:18:40,596 --> 00:18:44,023
You weren't good bowling shoes,
but you made me feel beautiful.
543
00:18:44,048 --> 00:18:45,957
Do you need more time, or can we...
544
00:18:46,253 --> 00:18:48,361
No, we're-we're good. Are we good?
545
00:18:48,386 --> 00:18:50,420
Okay, there you go. And then it's done.
546
00:18:50,445 --> 00:18:52,053
Well, that was fun, huh?
547
00:18:52,078 --> 00:18:54,551
Dad, did you let Paul win?
548
00:18:54,576 --> 00:18:56,984
What? No. Okay, fine.
549
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,538
Hey, the whole macho,
550
00:18:58,563 --> 00:19:00,868
"Must beat ex-wife's new
boyfriend at sports" thing,
551
00:19:00,893 --> 00:19:02,300
it's-it's just not me.
552
00:19:02,527 --> 00:19:04,953
Plus, he's not my competition, you know?
553
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:08,092
He's part of your mom's life
now, and your life and mine.
554
00:19:08,117 --> 00:19:09,841
- Yeah.
- But, you know, it doesn't change
555
00:19:09,866 --> 00:19:12,811
anything about you and me.
I'll always be your dad,
556
00:19:12,836 --> 00:19:15,320
and you'll always be my rad son.
557
00:19:15,338 --> 00:19:17,601
- My rad son Rudy.
- I know.
558
00:19:17,626 --> 00:19:20,491
- I rhymed it.
- I just want you to be okay, Dad.
559
00:19:20,510 --> 00:19:22,493
I am okay. I mean, sure, this is not
560
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,283
how I thought our
marriage would turn out,
561
00:19:24,308 --> 00:19:26,851
but I've got great friends
and a great therapist.
562
00:19:26,876 --> 00:19:29,846
And there are wonderful
shows on TV now, Rudy.
563
00:19:29,871 --> 00:19:31,813
Wonderful. I haven't
even started The Crown.
564
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,279
I hear it's very nuanced.
565
00:19:33,450 --> 00:19:35,483
Hey, don't underestimate your old dad.
566
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,704
I've got a lot of life ahead of me.
567
00:19:37,729 --> 00:19:39,078
Uh, hey, Sylvester?
568
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,414
- Hey, Cherie!
- I'm-I'm heading out.
569
00:19:41,439 --> 00:19:43,272
Uh, sorry we barely got to talk tonight.
570
00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:44,940
I mean, at least, not directly.
571
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,382
Uh... yeah. Well, see you in class.
572
00:19:47,407 --> 00:19:49,854
Hey, I hear we're cooking
chicken vindaloo next week.
573
00:19:49,873 --> 00:19:53,282
Yep. I'm vinda-looking
forward to seeing you there.
574
00:19:54,803 --> 00:19:56,861
Vinda-you-too.
575
00:19:58,008 --> 00:19:59,742
- Whoa!
- Yeah!
576
00:19:59,767 --> 00:20:01,434
Oh, my God, did you see that?
577
00:20:01,459 --> 00:20:03,309
Big-time. That girl talked to you.
578
00:20:03,604 --> 00:20:05,938
Last people to leave the party.
579
00:20:05,963 --> 00:20:08,172
- We just keep getting cooler.
- Amen.
580
00:20:08,197 --> 00:20:09,417
Hey, Dad, did you ever figure out
581
00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:10,957
where Mom first said "I love you"?
582
00:20:10,982 --> 00:20:13,344
No, and thank you for
bringing it up, Tina.
583
00:20:13,369 --> 00:20:14,294
You're welcome.
584
00:20:14,319 --> 00:20:15,710
Lin, I'm sorry I can't remember
585
00:20:15,735 --> 00:20:17,649
that really nice, important thing.
586
00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:19,449
Bob, I told you, it's fine.
587
00:20:19,474 --> 00:20:21,383
Here's the story...
we were by the beach,
588
00:20:21,469 --> 00:20:23,286
and a seagull pooped in my hair,
589
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:26,956
and we didn't have any napkins,
and so you just used your shirt.
590
00:20:26,981 --> 00:20:28,071
And I said it.
591
00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:29,407
Then you said, "That's a lot of poop."
592
00:20:29,432 --> 00:20:31,007
- Aw!
- Now you 'member?
593
00:20:31,032 --> 00:20:33,032
Yeah. How did I not remember that?
594
00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:35,217
Haven't we all wiped
seagull poop off Mom
595
00:20:35,242 --> 00:20:36,466
at some point in our lives?
596
00:20:36,484 --> 00:20:37,554
You'll just say "I love you"
597
00:20:37,578 --> 00:20:39,152
to anyone who wipes poop off you.
598
00:20:39,177 --> 00:20:41,085
That's how you know.
599
00:21:00,318 --> 00:21:03,077
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
600
00:21:06,978 --> 00:21:11,978
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601
00:21:12,003 --> 00:21:14,404
The man knows
how to rock a pant pleat.