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Aw, new pennies, so shiny.
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Got your whole life ahead of you.
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- Don't end up in the gutter.
- Ugh.
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It's doing that weird
clanky-wobbly-screechy thing again.
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- What, your ding-a-ling?
- Or is it your butt this time?
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I'm guessing your back?
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No, it's our meat grinder.
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I think it's finally seriously
time to get a new one.
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Aw, really?
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But the meat grinder's
like part of the family.
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It watched the kids grow up.
And never grinded them once.
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I know. That was nice of it.
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But it gets jammed all
the time and it fights me
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unless I wiggle the crank
halfway through every turn.
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So, we're back on
your ding-a-ling?
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- Gene.
- Oh, Gayle's here.
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And she's running? Oh, she fell.
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She's up. Okay, she's fine.
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She's fine.
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Guess who you're looking at?
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I know this one. Aunt Gayle.
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You're looking at... a contestant
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on the next season
of Tough Stuff Island.
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- Tough Stuff Island?
- The TV show?
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- The one on TV?
- That's the one.
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Oh, that show where the contestants are
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on an island and they have to do
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all sorts of obstacles and challenges?
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But the hardest challenge
is figuring out where
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- to poop, I assume.
- Yup.
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And the winner of the show
gets a million dollars.
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Aunt Gayle, you could
win a million dollars.
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I probably will, right?
Just as soon as they pick me.
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- Oh.
- After they see my audition tape.
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Which I... I haven't sent in yet
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- 'cause I haven't made it yet.
- Mm.
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But as far as everyone in
my apartment building thinks,
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I've already been cast on the show.
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- Why do they think that?
- 'Cause I told them that.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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Isn't that gonna be maybe
a little hard since they...
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they kind of pick people
who look, um, muscle-y?
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- And maybe mostly under 40?
- No, no, Mom,
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there's always a scrappy
middle-aged contestant
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who can do one-armed
pull ups or something.
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I bet I could even
do two-armed pull-ups.
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- Whoa.
- Anyway, that's why I'm here, Linda.
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I need your help
making my audition tape.
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- Oh.
- Uh-huh. Uh...
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I'm thinking I'll climb a building...
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I'm a good climber...
or swim across the ocean?
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You know, one of the
littler ones. Or both.
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- Seems doable.
- I don't have it all worked out,
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but I do know that at the
end, I'm gonna rip off my shirt
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and right here on my upper
belly it'll say "Cast Gayle."
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Which I would need to
re-do for the actual tape
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because I wrote it upside down.
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That's how you spell Gayle?
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- I think so.
- What are we waiting for?
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Let's get cracking on
this audition tape, people.
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No. No, no. W-wait, hang on.
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I don't know about this one, Gayle.
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- It seems tough.
- Yeah, Mom,
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that's the name of the
show. Tough Stuff Island.
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But maybe too tough?
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Linda, why can't you help
me for once in your life?
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Gayle, I help you all the time.
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I helped you build a fake person
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to put in your window so
burglars didn't think you lived alone,
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I-I helped you build a panic room
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for just your cats,
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I let you practice on me
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to see if doing acupuncture
was your thing...
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uh, PS, it's not... and
that was just last week.
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Okay, fine, you don't want to help?
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I'll just tape a camera to my head
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and do action stuff
in front of a mirror.
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Just have to get a mirror.
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Don't worry. I'll never ask
you for anything ever again.
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Can I borrow some money?
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For the camera and tape? And the mirror?
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I'll pay you back
when I get the million.
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Yeah, we don't have any
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hand-crank meat grinders
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'cause we live in the present day now.
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All we have are these electric ones.
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Oh, these cost more
money than my old one did.
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This one right here will grind
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between four to five pounds per minute.
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Whoa. That would take me, like,
a half hour with my grinder.
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Yeah, this thing
doesn't just grind meat.
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- It makes time.
- It makes time. Wow.
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- There's still magic in this world.
- I have a credit card.
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Okay, let's get that out.
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This is when you got to dig deep.
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They're pushing 50-gallon drums
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full of the heaviest sand we could find.
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This is when you're asking yourself,
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"Am I tough stuff?"
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Why would Gayle even think she
could go on this show anyway?
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Those are young, strong
people with body hair
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- where you'd expect it to be.
- Mm.
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And-and muscles.
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I mean, Gayle and I are
past that point in our lives.
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Like, I could always do a split
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on the dance floor and then I couldn't
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at my cousin Teresa's wedding.
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- Remember that?
- Uh. Uh... uh-huh.
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And I was fine with that.
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I mean, I won't do a split anymore.
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- So what?
- Uh, same for me.
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I'll-I'll stop doing
splits at weddings.
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- Bob.
- What?
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If you think your stuff is tough enough,
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we want to see your audition.
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But, of course, not everyone's
stuff is up to snuff.
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Ouch! We'll be right back.
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- What the hell is that?
- I-I wasn't looking.
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I'm-I'm reading the grinder manual.
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They humiliate people
who send in bad auditions?
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Oh, yeah, I-I kind
of remember that now.
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That's horrible.
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They don't say their names, do they?
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Don't they blur their
faces or something?
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You think those people
don't know who they are?
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And their families and their neighbors?
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- That's gonna be Gayle.
- Right.
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Her name's gonna be written
on her hairy, jiggly belly
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for everyone to see.
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Like a sack of mayo
with hair stuck to it.
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Oh, God. Would it help to hear more
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about the electric grinder? How
many gears do you think it has?
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Bob, we've got to
shoot her audition video.
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- We do?
- And edit it.
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Oh... O-okay.
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She cannot end up on that
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"let's laugh at these
idiots" rejection reel, Bob.
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- She would be crushed.
- Yes. Yes. Got it.
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- Do you get it?
- Yes, I got it.
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- Crushed.
- So we'll-we'll help her
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- make a good audition tape?
- Boring.
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- Boring audition tape.
- Why... Wait. Okay.
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Simple. Instantly forgettable.
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Okay, but not me, right?
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I-I got to stay in the restaurant.
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Plus, Lin... meat grinder?
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I don't know if you noticed,
but I got a new one and...
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Okay, you're asleep.
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It has four gears, by the way.
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- Four. Four, four.
- Yeah.
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Here, I'll hold up the picture.
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Oh, look who's the early bird nerd.
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Yeah, with the new grinder,
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I was done downstairs pretty quick.
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Now I'm just figuring out
what to do with my morning.
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Organize paperwork, maybe?
Learn French or Spanish?
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It's just freed up a lot of time.
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Too bad we're already grown, papa.
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Yeah, you could've spent more
time with us, but you blew it.
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Yeah. Oh, well.
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Do you want to come with us to the park?
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- No, I'm busy.
- Okay, all right.
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We're off to film Gayle's audition tape.
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We'll be back as soon as we can.
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Yup. We got some big ideas...
Gayle fights a bear...
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Do we know a good place to rent a bear?
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- Maybe no bears.
- We'll see.
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Does anyone know if Gayle has
her helicopter pilot's license?
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I want to say she does?
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I-I think we want this to be
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a kind of normal
audition tape, you know?
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- Normal?
- I mean, great normal.
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Uh, you know, exciting normal.
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Like "Wow, can you believe
how normal that was?
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But also really good?"
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- So, like, bread?
- Yes. Yes, exactly.
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We're gonna make the
bread of audition tapes.
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Uh, yeah, let's go,
'cause I actually just
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thought of a place
that might rent bears.
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- Now I want bread.
- Bear first, then bread.
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But the bear doesn't get any bread.
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- Aw.
- Fine. One bread.
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You want to film some of this?
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Uh, no.
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So I thought we'd start
over here with the step-ups.
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- Step-ups? - Step-ups?
- Yeah, step-ups.
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You step up on the beam
and then you step down.
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- Then what?
- Then you step up again.
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- And then you...
- Step back down.
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Got it. W-Wait...
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How about Gayle does a few step-ups
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but then she, like, rips
the beam out of the ground
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and twirls it above her head?
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We just have to dig this
part up a little bit.
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No, no, no. The normal step-ups
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are gonna look great on tape.
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Okay. What if Gene
climbs on Gayle's back
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while she's doing it?
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And I've got my hands over her eyes
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and I'm screaming "I'm doing
this because I love you!"
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Gayle, just do some step-ups.
Gene, no climbing on Aunt Gayle.
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- Boo.
- And action.
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And I'm stepping up
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and I'm stepping down.
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And rip it out of the ground.
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- Okay.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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Just stick with the stepping.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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And, Gene, get ready to mount Gayle.
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- Always ready.
- Kids, knock it off.
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Tina, you're the bear. In three, two...
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- Wait, what... Uh...
- Cue Gene and the bear.
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Nope, nope.
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Gayle, look out! Bear!
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Oh, cut, cut, cut, cut!
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Perfect. We'll clean it up in post.
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Let's keep moving, people.
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One burger of the day.
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Mmm, mmm, mmm, come to
papa, my lunchtime lover.
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Mm. I-I don't like it
when you call the burger
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your lunchtime lover.
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You w... I-I thought
you said it was okay
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as long as it wasn't every time.
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- Fine, fine.
- Mm.
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Mmm.
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What? I won't say it next time.
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- I'll just think it.
- No, no. I was just, you know,
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seeing what you think of the burger.
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- It's good.
- Yeah. And?
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And... it fills an
empty hole inside of me?
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It's the one time of
the day that I feel okay?
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Oh, sorry.
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I-I was just asking
about the burger itself.
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'Cause I-I got a new meat grinder.
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Oh. I kind of bared my soul there.
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You're talking about
how does this meat taste?
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Yeah. Does it taste any different?
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Okay. Yeah, now I'm getting something.
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Mm, there it is.
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Different but really good,
but not too different.
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- Mm. Is that right?
- Um, it's whatever you think.
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But is it what you want me to think?
244
00:08:36,398 --> 00:08:38,152
I didn't know there was
gonna be a quiz today, Bobby.
245
00:08:38,177 --> 00:08:39,084
Do you want to see it?
246
00:08:39,629 --> 00:08:41,695
- Fast, huh?
- So fast.
247
00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:42,864
- This part lights up.
- Does it?
248
00:08:42,888 --> 00:08:44,888
Yeah. It's a little work light, I guess.
249
00:08:44,906 --> 00:08:46,055
Or maybe for parties?
250
00:08:46,074 --> 00:08:47,603
It's a really nice meat grinder.
251
00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:50,229
- You notice anything else?
- Eh...
252
00:08:50,254 --> 00:08:52,591
I organized those shelves.
I mean, I started to.
253
00:08:52,616 --> 00:08:53,874
Uh, geez.
254
00:08:53,899 --> 00:08:55,336
I feel like you should put
a sheet over the old one
255
00:08:55,361 --> 00:08:56,710
so it doesn't have to watch this.
256
00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,651
I always pictured its eyes
were on the other side,
257
00:08:58,675 --> 00:09:00,151
so it's staring at the wall.
258
00:09:00,176 --> 00:09:01,744
You think the eyes are on that side?
259
00:09:01,769 --> 00:09:03,322
- The eyes are on this side.
- All right, you know what?
260
00:09:03,346 --> 00:09:04,724
This is over. Let's go back upstairs.
261
00:09:04,749 --> 00:09:06,415
- Eh...
- I'm going back up.
262
00:09:07,096 --> 00:09:08,827
So, we're gonna get you
running on the beach.
263
00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:10,184
The ocean's nice
264
00:09:10,203 --> 00:09:12,164
and people can sort of focus
on that, if they want to.
265
00:09:12,188 --> 00:09:13,521
Maybe I could even pan to it a bit.
266
00:09:13,540 --> 00:09:15,501
You know, in the background,
if need be and just-just,
267
00:09:15,525 --> 00:09:18,009
- you know, pan a little bit.
- And maybe you film Aunt Gayle
268
00:09:18,034 --> 00:09:20,107
rescuing Tina from a shark attack.
269
00:09:20,132 --> 00:09:21,223
Ooh, I like that.
270
00:09:21,248 --> 00:09:22,932
Wait, why is a shark attacking me?
271
00:09:22,957 --> 00:09:25,485
- Does it know I'm a bear?
- No, no shark attack. No.
272
00:09:25,510 --> 00:09:28,642
How about you start on
me, a handsome sunbather.
273
00:09:28,667 --> 00:09:30,307
Gayle enters frame,
running like the wind,
274
00:09:30,332 --> 00:09:34,267
and she hurdles me, saying,
"Nice tan, young man."
275
00:09:34,292 --> 00:09:36,332
All right, kids, stop. I
know you're trying to help,
276
00:09:36,370 --> 00:09:37,850
but Gayle is just gonna do a normal...
277
00:09:37,875 --> 00:09:40,393
hopefully coordinated...
running down the beach.
278
00:09:40,499 --> 00:09:41,331
Action.
279
00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:47,948
And panning to the ocean.
280
00:09:48,133 --> 00:09:50,133
And... go.
281
00:09:51,666 --> 00:09:53,176
Wait, wait, wait, stop.
282
00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:55,955
Why you doing that? You
look like a giant baby.
283
00:09:55,980 --> 00:09:57,924
What? You know this
is how I climb stairs.
284
00:09:57,949 --> 00:10:00,392
- No, it's not.
- Yeah, they did that study.
285
00:10:00,410 --> 00:10:03,261
This is how people are
supposed to climb stairs.
286
00:10:03,263 --> 00:10:04,987
Everyone else is doing it the dumb way.
287
00:10:05,007 --> 00:10:07,841
How about we try it the dumb
way on this next take, okay?
288
00:10:07,866 --> 00:10:09,653
I think this is gonna
make a good finale.
289
00:10:09,678 --> 00:10:11,547
- Eh.
- Finale? Going up stairs?
290
00:10:11,572 --> 00:10:14,072
- Yeah. Look how many there are.
- I-I'm sorry, Mom,
291
00:10:14,074 --> 00:10:16,332
do you think "finale" means
"dumb, unimpressive thing"?
292
00:10:16,352 --> 00:10:18,426
You kids just don't understand editing.
293
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,838
We got a lot of stuff.
294
00:10:19,863 --> 00:10:21,504
We put a little music under
it, it's gonna be great.
295
00:10:21,523 --> 00:10:23,748
Just saying, Gene is
ready for Gayle to kick him
296
00:10:23,773 --> 00:10:25,682
through the goalposts
like he's a football.
297
00:10:25,707 --> 00:10:26,964
It's not gonna hurt, is it?
298
00:10:26,989 --> 00:10:28,672
- Nah. Uh-uh.
- Everyone, trust me.
299
00:10:28,697 --> 00:10:30,576
- Mm...
- Okay? Trust my vision.
300
00:10:30,601 --> 00:10:32,584
- Mm.
- And... action.
301
00:10:32,609 --> 00:10:34,684
This feels weird.
302
00:10:34,703 --> 00:10:36,945
- Does it look weird?
- Really weird.
303
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,187
Shush, shush, shush.- ♪
♪
304
00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,332
Eh?
305
00:10:42,472 --> 00:10:44,397
Wow. That's great.
306
00:10:44,422 --> 00:10:46,932
You stopped it before
I ripped off my shirt.
307
00:10:46,957 --> 00:10:48,157
You got to see a little bit.
308
00:10:48,182 --> 00:10:49,723
It's better. Leave 'em wanting more.
309
00:10:49,748 --> 00:10:51,845
I say give 'em all of it all the time.
310
00:10:51,870 --> 00:10:53,945
Uh, Mom, can I talk
to you in the kitchen?
311
00:10:53,964 --> 00:10:55,389
It's about something private.
312
00:10:55,414 --> 00:10:56,592
Um, my butt.
313
00:10:56,617 --> 00:10:57,782
And Tina and Gene need to come, too.
314
00:10:57,801 --> 00:10:59,117
Okay. Okay. Ow. Ow.
315
00:10:59,136 --> 00:11:00,635
That tape isn't gonna get Aunt Gayle
316
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:01,930
on Tough Stuff Island.
317
00:11:01,955 --> 00:11:03,880
We don't know that. It's good enough.
318
00:11:03,905 --> 00:11:05,625
And there's nothing
better than good enough.
319
00:11:05,650 --> 00:11:08,272
A million dollars,
Mom. A million dollars.
320
00:11:08,297 --> 00:11:09,771
Gayle said she's a good climber.
321
00:11:09,796 --> 00:11:11,274
She didn't climb
anything besides stairs.
322
00:11:11,298 --> 00:11:12,667
- And the step-up.
- Right, and the step-up.
323
00:11:12,691 --> 00:11:15,150
- Sort of.
- Was. She was a good climber.
324
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,036
She was a great climber,
but it's not like
325
00:11:17,061 --> 00:11:19,261
she can just climb to the
top of the Old Mill Drawbridge
326
00:11:19,286 --> 00:11:21,116
and jump into the canal like she used to
327
00:11:21,141 --> 00:11:22,916
- when we were teenagers.
- Wait, what?
328
00:11:22,941 --> 00:11:24,517
You guys were teenagers? Hot.
329
00:11:24,542 --> 00:11:27,163
Let's film that. Why
aren't we filming that?
330
00:11:27,188 --> 00:11:30,459
What? No. I said it's not
like she could do that.
331
00:11:30,484 --> 00:11:32,909
That was a really long time
ago. Things are different now.
332
00:11:33,003 --> 00:11:35,244
Yeah, do we even have
drawbridges anymore?
333
00:11:35,264 --> 00:11:37,914
Did you guys live in a castle
when you were teenagers?
334
00:11:37,939 --> 00:11:39,635
Come on, Mom. Climbing up a bridge?
335
00:11:39,660 --> 00:11:40,917
Jumping into a canal?
336
00:11:40,942 --> 00:11:42,971
That's what we should
have been filming today.
337
00:11:42,996 --> 00:11:45,186
- Not the crap show we just watched.
- Crap show?
338
00:11:45,211 --> 00:11:47,171
Yeah. It means a show that's not good.
339
00:11:47,196 --> 00:11:49,605
Yeah, I know, Tina. That is
the tape we are sending in.
340
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,646
Kids, I am going back
into the living room.
341
00:11:51,671 --> 00:11:53,757
You meet me in there and bring crackers
342
00:11:53,782 --> 00:11:54,782
and a better attitude.
343
00:11:54,841 --> 00:11:55,765
And cheese.
344
00:11:55,790 --> 00:11:57,215
And that dip that might be expired.
345
00:11:57,339 --> 00:11:58,780
Smell it first. Thank you.
346
00:11:59,231 --> 00:12:01,949
Guys, if Aunt Gayle says she
can still climb that bridge,
347
00:12:01,974 --> 00:12:03,493
then we got to film her
climbing that bridge.
348
00:12:03,517 --> 00:12:05,344
I mean, that's what's
gonna get her on the show.
349
00:12:05,368 --> 00:12:07,077
But what about everything Mom just said?
350
00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:09,278
Tina, Mom is not on team
million dollars anymore.
351
00:12:09,372 --> 00:12:11,523
She's on team being
weird for some reason.
352
00:12:11,548 --> 00:12:13,214
Sorry, I don't follow sports.
353
00:12:13,239 --> 00:12:14,405
So, what do we do?
354
00:12:14,430 --> 00:12:15,947
The only thing we can do.
355
00:12:16,972 --> 00:12:19,197
- _
- Next stop, Old Mill Drawbridge.
356
00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:20,289
Hi, kids!
357
00:12:22,179 --> 00:12:24,513
I brought coffee!
358
00:12:24,538 --> 00:12:25,698
You kids drink coffee, right?
359
00:12:25,723 --> 00:12:27,624
I ran out of filters
so I used a T-shirt,
360
00:12:27,649 --> 00:12:29,799
but I think it tastes better. Try it.
361
00:12:30,341 --> 00:12:32,717
Mmm, cottony.
362
00:12:35,327 --> 00:12:38,085
So, this is what the
sun does in the morning.
363
00:12:38,110 --> 00:12:39,786
Little showy-offy.
364
00:12:39,811 --> 00:12:41,806
I've been up since 4:00.
My clocks are on Europe time
365
00:12:41,830 --> 00:12:43,813
'cause my cats think
we all live in Paris.
366
00:12:43,907 --> 00:12:45,223
That explains their attitude.
367
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:48,514
Ah, I can't wait to see
the Old Mill Drawbridge.
368
00:12:48,539 --> 00:12:49,705
When we were in high school,
369
00:12:49,730 --> 00:12:51,207
Linda and I used to
go there all the time.
370
00:12:51,231 --> 00:12:54,065
We smoked so much... meat there.
371
00:12:54,067 --> 00:12:55,567
Ah, to be young again.
372
00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:58,586
Smoking meat after school
like there's no tomorrow.
373
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,215
Where is Linda? Why couldn't she come?
374
00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,465
Oh, yeah, she wanted to come,
375
00:13:02,592 --> 00:13:05,220
but, ugh, she had to wash father.
376
00:13:05,245 --> 00:13:06,836
Today's the day. Once a month.
377
00:13:06,855 --> 00:13:09,338
- She hoses him off out back.
- Okay. Makes sense.
378
00:13:09,432 --> 00:13:11,691
Time for some pump-up tunes.
379
00:13:11,768 --> 00:13:13,579
Pump the Gayle, pump her up ♪
380
00:13:13,603 --> 00:13:14,677
♪ Pump the Gayle up... ♪
381
00:13:14,738 --> 00:13:16,007
Is this you singing over the song?
382
00:13:16,031 --> 00:13:17,513
Yeah. I heard it on the radio
383
00:13:17,533 --> 00:13:19,015
and I recorded myself singing
384
00:13:19,034 --> 00:13:20,827
'cause I thought of better lyrics.
385
00:13:20,852 --> 00:13:23,611
♪ Get the Gayle, going
on the Gayle floor. ♪
386
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:27,432
- Eh, morning, babe.
- Morning. I made breakfast and coffee.
387
00:13:27,450 --> 00:13:28,502
There's some breakfast left.
388
00:13:28,526 --> 00:13:30,078
I-I've been up for a while.
389
00:13:30,103 --> 00:13:32,528
Aw. Can't you sleep in a
little with the new grinder?
390
00:13:32,548 --> 00:13:34,082
You don't have to get up so early
391
00:13:34,107 --> 00:13:35,502
and do all your grinding anymore, right?
392
00:13:35,527 --> 00:13:38,086
Yeah, but nobody told my body, so, yeah,
393
00:13:38,111 --> 00:13:40,387
breakfast, that I also ate some of.
394
00:13:40,412 --> 00:13:42,440
You don't need to know
how much there used to be.
395
00:13:42,465 --> 00:13:44,632
- It was a lot.
- Why does it smell like fart in here?
396
00:13:44,726 --> 00:13:46,876
- I mean...
- Oof. Sulfur. It's sulfur-y.
397
00:13:46,970 --> 00:13:49,289
- Yeah. Six eggs.
- Oh, my God. Bob.
398
00:13:49,314 --> 00:13:50,599
- Yeah.
- Did the kids have any?
399
00:13:50,624 --> 00:13:52,957
No, 'cause they're gone.
They left, like, a while ago.
400
00:13:52,976 --> 00:13:54,459
- They left?
- Yeah.
401
00:13:54,477 --> 00:13:56,461
They said you knew they were
going with Gayle someplace
402
00:13:56,479 --> 00:13:58,858
and they said if you're
looking for the audition tape,
403
00:13:58,883 --> 00:14:00,700
they have it 'cause they want to find
404
00:14:00,725 --> 00:14:02,317
a cool envelope to put it in.
405
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,331
But now that I see your face,
406
00:14:04,356 --> 00:14:06,782
I feel like I didn't
ask enough questions.
407
00:14:06,807 --> 00:14:10,141
And they had towels,
which I didn't ask about.
408
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:12,275
What?!
409
00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:13,524
♪ Gayle my day ♪
410
00:14:13,806 --> 00:14:15,381
♪ Gayle my day ♪
411
00:14:15,554 --> 00:14:17,864
- ♪ Gayle my day. ♪
- Oh, who's that?
412
00:14:18,819 --> 00:14:21,963
Oh, uh, it's someone named Spam Risk?
413
00:14:21,988 --> 00:14:24,489
- You don't want to get that.
- He sounds interesting.
414
00:14:24,514 --> 00:14:26,867
No! Avoid. His last name is Risk.
415
00:14:26,892 --> 00:14:28,768
His first name is working for me.
416
00:14:28,793 --> 00:14:29,913
I say give him a chance.
417
00:14:29,938 --> 00:14:31,438
But not today, right, Gene?
418
00:14:31,665 --> 00:14:33,860
Right. Today we play hard to get.
419
00:14:33,885 --> 00:14:36,830
Hmm. I've never done that before. Fun.
420
00:14:36,855 --> 00:14:39,314
Now I got to go to the bridge
421
00:14:39,339 --> 00:14:41,149
to stop Gayle from doing something dumb
422
00:14:41,174 --> 00:14:42,340
'cause our dumb kids are dumb.
423
00:14:42,342 --> 00:14:44,100
Where are the keys? Where are the keys?!
424
00:14:44,119 --> 00:14:45,860
Uh, Linda, do you want me to drive?
425
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,885
Y-You seem a little ragey.
426
00:14:47,910 --> 00:14:50,175
- I am not ragey!
- No, right.
427
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,016
Uh, it's just that
when you're like this...
428
00:14:52,035 --> 00:14:53,735
not ragey at all... but, you know,
429
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,445
you don't always drive as
well as you normally do.
430
00:14:56,465 --> 00:14:58,447
Move it, Slowbodon Milosovic!
431
00:14:58,594 --> 00:14:59,926
Yeah, you can drive.
432
00:14:59,951 --> 00:15:02,671
Well, I haven't climbed it in years,
433
00:15:02,696 --> 00:15:04,300
but it'll come back, right?
434
00:15:04,325 --> 00:15:05,841
Just like climbing a bridge.
435
00:15:05,866 --> 00:15:08,720
If anything, I've only gotten
stronger and hotter since then.
436
00:15:08,745 --> 00:15:11,673
And my bottom muscles
are off the charts lately.
437
00:15:11,698 --> 00:15:14,124
It sure is tall and leaning
438
00:15:14,149 --> 00:15:16,032
in a way that looks hard to climb.
439
00:15:16,057 --> 00:15:18,444
She says she can do it and
she's got herself pumped up.
440
00:15:18,469 --> 00:15:19,865
I'm pumped up. Are you pumped up?
441
00:15:19,890 --> 00:15:22,299
- Uh, I could "Gayle my day."
- That's the spirit.
442
00:15:22,324 --> 00:15:23,973
All right, I'm going.
443
00:15:23,992 --> 00:15:25,720
Ready when you are, tough stuff.
444
00:15:25,745 --> 00:15:27,763
Island. Oh.
445
00:15:30,906 --> 00:15:32,573
We'll just put some music over it.
446
00:15:32,810 --> 00:15:34,902
Go! Go, go, go, go! Drive! Drive!
447
00:15:34,927 --> 00:15:37,157
That's helpful, Lin, thanks.
448
00:15:37,182 --> 00:15:39,257
We got to stop Gayle
before she gets hurt
449
00:15:39,276 --> 00:15:40,822
or makes a fool of herself or both.
450
00:15:40,847 --> 00:15:42,755
I mean, do you really
think she might get hurt?
451
00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:45,699
I don't know. All I know is
that she's doing something
452
00:15:45,724 --> 00:15:47,909
that people our age
should not try to do.
453
00:15:47,934 --> 00:15:49,767
She's just... she's got to accept it.
454
00:15:49,792 --> 00:15:51,913
We're old. We're middle-aged ladies.
455
00:15:51,938 --> 00:15:53,378
We're not as strong as we used to be.
456
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:54,939
We're not shiny and new anymore.
457
00:15:54,964 --> 00:15:56,510
I accept it. I mean, look at me.
458
00:15:56,535 --> 00:15:58,109
So I couldn't do a
split at the wedding...
459
00:15:58,128 --> 00:15:59,979
something I've been able
to do since I was a kid...
460
00:16:00,004 --> 00:16:01,515
so what?! I'm fine with it!
461
00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:04,300
Uh-huh. Yup. I mean,
you-you almost did a split.
462
00:16:04,359 --> 00:16:05,283
You were more down than up.
463
00:16:05,308 --> 00:16:07,062
I'm not talking about me, Bob.
464
00:16:07,087 --> 00:16:09,805
I'm talking about Gayle.
This is about Gayle!
465
00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:11,433
Right, I know. Obviously. Yeah.
466
00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:12,619
- I kno... Yeah.
- Look out for the duck!
467
00:16:17,198 --> 00:16:19,773
How am I doing... almost at the top?
468
00:16:19,798 --> 00:16:20,854
Top-ish?
469
00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:23,036
Uh, you still have most
of the bridge to go.
470
00:16:23,061 --> 00:16:24,856
You don't have to keep
asking every few seconds.
471
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,472
- You'll know.
- 'Cause you'll run out of bridge?
472
00:16:28,659 --> 00:16:29,883
Oh, crap. And, uh,
473
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,578
maybe pick up the pace, Gayle.
474
00:16:31,603 --> 00:16:33,320
A little bit. Huh? no reason.
475
00:16:33,345 --> 00:16:35,623
Cut! Cut!
476
00:16:35,648 --> 00:16:37,148
Hi, Linda. Hi, Bob.
477
00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:38,869
Bob, you look nice and clean.
478
00:16:38,894 --> 00:16:40,318
Hi, Gayle. Thank you?
479
00:16:40,343 --> 00:16:41,583
Oh, hey, Mom.
480
00:16:41,608 --> 00:16:43,707
Whoa, wait, when did
that drawbridge get here?
481
00:16:43,732 --> 00:16:46,066
And how did Gayle get on it?
482
00:16:46,091 --> 00:16:47,423
This is crazy.
483
00:16:47,448 --> 00:16:50,380
Why are we cutting? Is it
'cause of all my farting?
484
00:16:50,405 --> 00:16:51,571
I thought they were silent.
485
00:16:51,590 --> 00:16:53,142
Hang on, Gayle. I got
to yell at the kids
486
00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:54,642
about something for a second.
487
00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:57,077
Uh, are you gonna yell at us
about how much you love us?
488
00:16:57,095 --> 00:16:59,337
Mm, mm-mmm. Mm-mm-mm.
489
00:16:59,356 --> 00:17:01,081
Do I just... I'll keep climbing.
490
00:17:01,099 --> 00:17:03,060
Yup, keep up that great momentum.
491
00:17:03,085 --> 00:17:06,086
Hello, Mother. So, you seem upset.
492
00:17:06,104 --> 00:17:07,323
I know you had some weird reservations
493
00:17:07,347 --> 00:17:08,621
about doing this, but...
494
00:17:08,623 --> 00:17:10,014
I am livid right now.
495
00:17:10,108 --> 00:17:12,081
For one thing, I told
you kids not to do this.
496
00:17:12,106 --> 00:17:14,013
And for another thing,
there are so many reasons
497
00:17:14,038 --> 00:17:16,515
Gayle should not be
doing this, any of this.
498
00:17:16,540 --> 00:17:18,850
Why not? I mean, yes, it's
a little dangerous, but
499
00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:20,934
I don't think it's, like,
"break all your bones" dangerous.
500
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:23,528
Yeah, maybe like "I'm gonna feel
that in the morning" dangerous.
501
00:17:23,605 --> 00:17:26,083
Also, Mom, come on,
the tape we made is bad.
502
00:17:26,108 --> 00:17:28,435
This is how she gets on the
show and wins all the money
503
00:17:28,460 --> 00:17:30,627
and generously shares
50 to 65% of it with us.
504
00:17:30,779 --> 00:17:33,371
Kids, Aunt Gayle is not
gonna get on the show.
505
00:17:33,390 --> 00:17:36,177
Do you actually think Aunt
Gayle's gonna get on the show?
506
00:17:36,202 --> 00:17:38,686
- I mean... yeah.
- Yeah.
507
00:17:38,711 --> 00:17:40,968
Aunt Gayle's tough.
She's scrappy as hell.
508
00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:42,542
She's a firecracker. I
think she gets it from me.
509
00:17:42,566 --> 00:17:44,791
I wouldn't want
to go up against her.
510
00:17:44,884 --> 00:17:46,309
I feel like she's the kind of person
511
00:17:46,334 --> 00:17:47,811
who would bite your
nose off if she had to.
512
00:17:47,836 --> 00:17:49,169
Throw your ding-a-ling in a river.
513
00:17:49,239 --> 00:17:50,480
She doesn't have gym strength,
514
00:17:50,505 --> 00:17:51,958
but she's got that inner demon strength
515
00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:53,278
that you do not want to mess with.
516
00:17:53,302 --> 00:17:54,392
I mean, Mom, look at her.
517
00:17:54,411 --> 00:17:55,980
She's doing it, she's climbing up
518
00:17:56,005 --> 00:17:57,580
a 30-foot bridge that's at an angle.
519
00:17:57,605 --> 00:17:59,284
That's how I want to
be when I'm middle-aged.
520
00:17:59,308 --> 00:18:00,308
Me too.
521
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:01,709
Maybe with a little less of my underwear
522
00:18:01,734 --> 00:18:03,310
sticking out of the top
of my shorts, though.
523
00:18:03,328 --> 00:18:05,979
And bottom, too, somehow. But still.
524
00:18:06,004 --> 00:18:07,048
She is doing it.
525
00:18:07,073 --> 00:18:09,810
I mean, so, so slowly, but, yeah.
526
00:18:09,835 --> 00:18:11,115
Wait, what were the other reasons
527
00:18:11,153 --> 00:18:12,652
you didn't think Gayle should do this?
528
00:18:12,677 --> 00:18:16,057
Oh, uh... I think, actually,
529
00:18:16,082 --> 00:18:17,968
you guys were right, she's got this.
530
00:18:17,993 --> 00:18:20,493
Looking good, Gayle! Keep going!
531
00:18:20,518 --> 00:18:21,471
That's what I'm doing.
532
00:18:21,496 --> 00:18:23,082
I'm just saying, looking good!
533
00:18:23,107 --> 00:18:24,164
Looking strong!
534
00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:25,498
Not so much talking, please!
535
00:18:25,592 --> 00:18:27,644
Yup. Yup. Sorry! I'm so proud of you.
536
00:18:27,669 --> 00:18:29,639
- You're an inspiration.
- Still talking.
537
00:18:29,664 --> 00:18:31,906
- Still distracting.
- Sorry.
538
00:18:31,931 --> 00:18:33,740
Thank you!
539
00:18:35,861 --> 00:18:37,378
Whoa, whoa.
540
00:18:38,938 --> 00:18:41,014
Aah!
541
00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:43,533
Cast me!
542
00:18:45,418 --> 00:18:47,727
Oh!
543
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:50,794
And cut.
544
00:18:51,316 --> 00:18:53,221
Look, this electric grinder
545
00:18:53,246 --> 00:18:55,816
is amazing. And, sure,
it saves me a lot of time.
546
00:18:55,841 --> 00:18:58,369
Too much time, maybe. I
don't have a lot of hobbies.
547
00:18:58,394 --> 00:19:01,269
A-Anyway, I thought it was the
same end product but quicker,
548
00:19:01,294 --> 00:19:03,127
but I don't know if it is, exactly.
549
00:19:03,147 --> 00:19:05,071
I think they taste a little different,
550
00:19:05,131 --> 00:19:06,752
and I think I know
what the difference was.
551
00:19:06,777 --> 00:19:09,738
With the old hand grinder,
yeah, it was hard to crank it,
552
00:19:09,763 --> 00:19:12,590
and it'd fight me and
sometimes I'd swear at it,
553
00:19:12,615 --> 00:19:16,117
but the meat wound up having
a little bit more texture,
554
00:19:16,142 --> 00:19:18,028
you know what I mean? More complexity.
555
00:19:18,053 --> 00:19:20,433
More like it had been through something.
556
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:22,474
I mean, it had been through
a grinder, obviously,
557
00:19:22,499 --> 00:19:24,959
but, I don't know, maybe
it's all in my head.
558
00:19:24,984 --> 00:19:28,003
I-I g-I guess I just,
I miss that grind.
559
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:29,551
I-I need that grind.
560
00:19:29,731 --> 00:19:32,946
I mean, you know, it's kind
of a metaphor for life, really.
561
00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:35,212
We get... we get older
and it beats us up,
562
00:19:35,237 --> 00:19:38,464
but we also get more
textured, more complex, more...
563
00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:43,017
more beautifully ground
up into delicious burgers.
564
00:19:43,042 --> 00:19:45,578
- So, you want to return it?
- Y-Yes. Please.
565
00:19:45,672 --> 00:19:48,612
- There's a restocking fee.
- Yup, yup, I figured. Okay.
566
00:19:48,637 --> 00:19:50,277
And you saw the line
of people behind you.
567
00:19:50,302 --> 00:19:51,319
Oh! Oh, my God.
568
00:19:51,344 --> 00:19:54,696
Uh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry about that.
569
00:19:54,847 --> 00:19:57,515
- _
- If you think your stuff is
570
00:19:57,534 --> 00:20:00,035
tough enough, we want
to see your audition.
571
00:20:05,917 --> 00:20:07,692
I think this is it, I
think this is the part.
572
00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:08,836
I... There she is!
573
00:20:10,772 --> 00:20:13,606
Yes! Yes, we saw it.
574
00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:15,775
We just saw it. We were all watching.
575
00:20:15,919 --> 00:20:17,844
You... Yeah, you looked amazing.
576
00:20:17,946 --> 00:20:20,630
I know. I know, I'm sorry you
didn't get picked for the show.
577
00:20:20,655 --> 00:20:23,017
Oh, I know, I'm... But yeah, but yeah,
578
00:20:23,042 --> 00:20:25,222
you were on the show, technically.
579
00:20:25,247 --> 00:20:27,597
That's right! Uh, I didn't see a nipple.
580
00:20:27,622 --> 00:20:29,168
You thought you could see your nipple?
581
00:20:29,326 --> 00:20:30,825
Oh, it's a good thing. Oh, yeah...
582
00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:33,826
Oh, then yeah. Yeah, it
looked good, it looked good.
583
00:20:36,782 --> 00:20:38,507
Aw, what the hell.
584
00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:43,803
Here it goes.
585
00:20:43,805 --> 00:20:46,665
Oh, God.
586
00:20:47,820 --> 00:20:49,469
Holy split! I'm down!
587
00:20:49,494 --> 00:20:52,541
I did it. I did it. Bob! Kids!
588
00:20:52,566 --> 00:20:54,124
Come look! I'm doing a split!
589
00:20:54,149 --> 00:20:55,460
Yay, mom!
590
00:20:55,484 --> 00:20:56,907
But hurry up. Oh, hurry up.
591
00:20:56,927 --> 00:20:59,319
I need a little help up.
Mama's stuck. Mama's stuck.
592
00:20:59,337 --> 00:21:01,056
- Oh, okay. - On our way.
- Yup, yup, coming.
593
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,890
♪ Pump up the Gayle, pump her up ♪
594
00:21:02,915 --> 00:21:04,991
♪ While your feet are stompin' ♪
595
00:21:05,010 --> 00:21:06,751
♪ And the Gayle is pumpin' ♪
596
00:21:06,845 --> 00:21:08,344
♪ Look ahead, the Gayle is jumpin' ♪
597
00:21:08,438 --> 00:21:10,330
♪ Pump the Gayle a little more ♪
598
00:21:10,348 --> 00:21:12,107
♪ Get the Gayle going
on the Gayle floor ♪
599
00:21:12,334 --> 00:21:14,054
♪ See, 'cause that's
where the party's at ♪
600
00:21:14,111 --> 00:21:17,020
♪ And you'd find out
if you Gayle that ♪
601
00:21:17,172 --> 00:21:18,780
♪ I want ♪
602
00:21:18,931 --> 00:21:20,115
♪ A Gayle to stay ♪
603
00:21:20,342 --> 00:21:22,842
♪ Get your Gayle on
the Gayle tonight ♪
604
00:21:22,861 --> 00:21:24,027
♪ Gayle my day ♪
605
00:21:24,121 --> 00:21:27,347
♪ Gayle my, Gayle my day, Gayle ♪
606
00:21:27,365 --> 00:21:29,015
♪ Pump up the Gayle ♪
607
00:21:29,108 --> 00:21:30,753
♪ Pump her, pump her,
pump her, pump her ♪
608
00:21:30,777 --> 00:21:32,109
♪ Yo, pump her up. ♪
609
00:21:32,134 --> 00:21:36,585
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