1 00:00:02,745 --> 00:00:04,712 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:19,261 --> 00:00:21,336 [Frond over P.A.] Good afternoon, students. 3 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:22,913 Before you leave today, 4 00:00:23,006 --> 00:00:24,172 just a quick update. 5 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,007 Our school-wide talent show 6 00:00:26,101 --> 00:00:28,510 that was scheduled for this Friday has been canceled. 7 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:30,437 -[students exclaim] -We had a few sign-ups 8 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,105 and I certainly don't want to say 9 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:35,534 the talent show was canceled due to lack of talent, 10 00:00:35,761 --> 00:00:37,519 but, um, let's say it has been 11 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:40,097 postponed indefinitely while we, uh, develop 12 00:00:40,115 --> 00:00:41,689 the, um, talent. 13 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:42,949 Have a great afternoon! 14 00:00:43,102 --> 00:00:44,935 -[grunting] -Unbelievable. I am offended. 15 00:00:45,028 --> 00:00:46,694 We were gonna dominate that talent show. 16 00:00:46,789 --> 00:00:49,289 We were gonna make it sorry it was ever born. 17 00:00:49,441 --> 00:00:50,774 W-Weren't we just gonna do a song? 18 00:00:50,867 --> 00:00:53,443 -We were gonna do a song, too. -We were gonna sing it. 19 00:00:53,462 --> 00:00:55,870 I was maybe gonna do a dance for the talent show, 20 00:00:56,039 --> 00:00:57,281 but now I don't want to. 21 00:00:57,299 --> 00:00:59,374 I mean, you can't, 'cause it's canceled? 22 00:00:59,468 --> 00:01:01,451 Right, but still. Not gonna do it. 23 00:01:01,545 --> 00:01:03,378 You know what? You guys should ask your dad 24 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:04,879 to have a talent show at his restaurant. 25 00:01:04,973 --> 00:01:06,881 Like an open mic night or something. 26 00:01:06,975 --> 00:01:08,216 Why don't you ask your dad 27 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:09,551 to have an open mic night at your restaurant? 28 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:12,479 Our dad is not open to our innovative ideas. 29 00:01:12,631 --> 00:01:14,631 Plus, do you want to perform for no one? 30 00:01:14,724 --> 00:01:16,300 You got to have an audience for these things. 31 00:01:16,393 --> 00:01:18,226 That's our restaurant's unofficial motto: 32 00:01:18,395 --> 00:01:19,727 "avoid the crowds." 33 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:21,747 Our dad said he would have 34 00:01:21,898 --> 00:01:23,398 an open mic night at the restaurant, 35 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:26,660 except that he likes fun things that are good. 36 00:01:26,812 --> 00:01:28,645 -So, no. -Open mic night? 37 00:01:28,664 --> 00:01:29,980 -No. -Ooh... 38 00:01:29,998 --> 00:01:31,239 No, Lin. No "Ooh." 39 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:33,500 Bob. Open mic night. We should do that. 40 00:01:33,652 --> 00:01:35,410 Uh, I feel like you're not hearing me. 41 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:36,929 You're saying no, but that's just a thing you say. 42 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:38,246 I-- What? 43 00:01:38,324 --> 00:01:40,099 Plus, Dad, we'll be performing 44 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:41,433 and it'll be amazing. 45 00:01:41,585 --> 00:01:43,585 -What would you perform? -Something with a bongo. 46 00:01:43,679 --> 00:01:45,679 -A ballad about salad. -Might be about a tree. 47 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:47,514 I mean, it's still coming together. 48 00:01:47,666 --> 00:01:48,849 We want to perform, too. 49 00:01:48,943 --> 00:01:50,334 [raspy vocalizing] 50 00:01:50,352 --> 00:01:53,019 Up, bup, bup, bup. Wow! That's just a taste. 51 00:01:53,172 --> 00:01:55,781 -Lin. See? -What? No. I mean... 52 00:01:55,932 --> 00:01:57,432 I went to an open mic night at a coffee shop 53 00:01:57,526 --> 00:01:59,676 with my cousin once. The place was packed. 54 00:01:59,695 --> 00:02:01,269 -It was? -Yeah, on a Wednesday night. 55 00:02:01,363 --> 00:02:03,530 -How packed? -W-Were people buying things? 56 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,532 -Y-You probably didn't notice. -I ate three scones. 57 00:02:05,684 --> 00:02:07,942 And I wasn't planning to eat any scones. 58 00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:09,795 -No one plans to eat a scone. -Mm. 59 00:02:10,022 --> 00:02:11,872 -We can advertise, right? -Yeah. -Yeah. 60 00:02:11,966 --> 00:02:13,357 But we want a cut of the door. 61 00:02:13,359 --> 00:02:15,617 We couldn't charge at the door. No one would pay. 62 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:16,693 We want a cut of the food. 63 00:02:16,712 --> 00:02:17,970 -No. -Cut of the beverages? 64 00:02:18,197 --> 00:02:19,304 -No. -Streaming rights? 65 00:02:19,456 --> 00:02:20,139 May-- Uh, sure. 66 00:02:20,366 --> 00:02:21,531 And we'll emcee and we'll handle 67 00:02:21,625 --> 00:02:23,175 the sign-up sheet and if we get a line, 68 00:02:23,327 --> 00:02:25,051 Tina will be on crowd control. 69 00:02:25,128 --> 00:02:26,203 Uh, I will? 70 00:02:26,221 --> 00:02:28,205 -Hmm. A line. -Deal? 71 00:02:28,223 --> 00:02:30,632 Okay, deal. I-If we can make a little money. 72 00:02:30,726 --> 00:02:32,317 Gordon the Gecko over here. 73 00:02:32,544 --> 00:02:33,801 -Yay! Open mic. -Great. -Wow. 74 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:35,212 -Yay! -[whoops] 75 00:02:35,230 --> 00:02:37,322 [both] ♪ La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 76 00:02:37,549 --> 00:02:39,216 Boys. Boys, too much. Holster it. 77 00:02:39,309 --> 00:02:40,525 -Yeah, yeah. -Mm-hmm, got it. 78 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:44,496 We really should figure out what we're gonna sing. 79 00:02:44,723 --> 00:02:46,498 It needs to be something groundbreaking. 80 00:02:46,650 --> 00:02:48,909 Do you have anything groundbreaking handy? 81 00:02:49,061 --> 00:02:50,335 You got to spit out your love 82 00:02:50,412 --> 00:02:51,819 when you're brushing your heart? 83 00:02:51,914 --> 00:02:54,247 Keep thinking. Have something ready by lunch tomorrow. 84 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,082 Oh, good. So, I have time. 85 00:02:56,235 --> 00:02:59,160 Oof. "A P.A. is a must-have." 86 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:01,254 Of course it is. What's a P.A.? 87 00:03:01,407 --> 00:03:03,590 Speakers and a mixing board and mics. 88 00:03:03,742 --> 00:03:05,166 Can't people just sing loud? 89 00:03:05,186 --> 00:03:06,593 That's what I was hoping, but apparently not. 90 00:03:06,745 --> 00:03:09,337 Mics seem to be a big part of open mic nights. 91 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:11,339 Oh, God, it's, like, $200 a day to rent. 92 00:03:11,433 --> 00:03:14,100 -Oh, boy. -[exclaims] We have to pay a licensing fee. 93 00:03:14,195 --> 00:03:16,102 -Wha? -To the music rights people. 94 00:03:16,197 --> 00:03:17,771 It looks like it might be a lot. 95 00:03:17,923 --> 00:03:19,347 Maybe we don't have to pay if it's just one night? 96 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:20,774 What do you think, the first one's free, 97 00:03:20,926 --> 00:03:21,867 like a sex worker? 98 00:03:22,018 --> 00:03:23,518 -A sex worker? -Yeah. 99 00:03:23,595 --> 00:03:25,687 I don't think sex workers give you the first one for free. 100 00:03:25,764 --> 00:03:28,207 -That's drug dealers. -Oh, Mr. Streets over here. 101 00:03:28,358 --> 00:03:30,100 Knows who gives the first one free. 102 00:03:30,118 --> 00:03:32,211 -I'm not Mr. Streets. -Mm-hmm. 103 00:03:32,362 --> 00:03:34,454 [sighs] Maybe we don't do the open mic night. 104 00:03:34,606 --> 00:03:36,381 We-we shouldn't lose money on this, right? 105 00:03:36,533 --> 00:03:39,701 -Yeah. I guess not. -Should I go tell the kids? 106 00:03:39,869 --> 00:03:41,478 Eh. You can tell 'em in the morning. 107 00:03:41,538 --> 00:03:43,538 -Or you could tell 'em. -Oh, no, I'm not telling 'em. 108 00:03:43,632 --> 00:03:46,132 Great. But you'll back me up on this, right? 109 00:03:46,285 --> 00:03:48,118 -[snores] -Lin? 110 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:49,578 Maybe the kids won't even care. 111 00:03:49,638 --> 00:03:52,898 They've probably moved on to not-open-mic related things. 112 00:03:53,049 --> 00:03:54,549 Open mic night at Bob's Burgers. 113 00:03:54,643 --> 00:03:56,810 Come for the beats, stay for the meats. 114 00:03:56,962 --> 00:03:58,628 I hope it's okay that we got up early 115 00:03:58,722 --> 00:04:00,313 and made these without checking with Mom and Dad. 116 00:04:00,466 --> 00:04:01,740 They already agreed. Yesterday. 117 00:04:01,891 --> 00:04:04,726 We're preapproved to launch our amazing ad campaign. 118 00:04:04,803 --> 00:04:06,745 Thank you. 119 00:04:06,972 --> 00:04:07,988 Whoa! 120 00:04:08,082 --> 00:04:10,140 Are you having an open mic night? 121 00:04:10,158 --> 00:04:11,399 -Maybe. -Maybe? 122 00:04:11,493 --> 00:04:13,418 Would a landlord have a problem, theoretically, 123 00:04:13,645 --> 00:04:15,312 if a tenant had an open mic night 124 00:04:15,330 --> 00:04:16,571 in their place of business? 125 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,406 A landlord? Is that what you think of me? 126 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:20,333 -Yes. -We pay you rent. Sometimes. 127 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:23,411 Sure, I own the hovel that you live and work in, 128 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:26,080 but first and foremost, I am a troubadour, 129 00:04:26,174 --> 00:04:27,991 -a minstrel. -A menstrual? 130 00:04:28,010 --> 00:04:31,511 -Please reserve a spot for me, Young Burgers. -Sign-ups are day of. 131 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,346 [clears throat] Let's go back to the landlord part. 132 00:04:33,499 --> 00:04:34,848 Uh, we'll-we'll find a spot for you. 133 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,166 Thank you. 134 00:04:36,259 --> 00:04:38,001 I'll be inviting the Princess Angelica Flavia 135 00:04:38,020 --> 00:04:39,594 to join me. 136 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:41,521 She's an actual Belgian princess who plays the harp. 137 00:04:41,673 --> 00:04:43,507 We've already got, like, three of those. 138 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,266 -Really? -No, I'm kidding. She's the first one. 139 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:46,934 She's traveling the country by private train. 140 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:50,514 And I was hoping to check out her caboose, so to speak. 141 00:04:50,532 --> 00:04:53,517 She's, uh, an age appropriate princess for me, you see. 142 00:04:53,535 --> 00:04:55,460 -She's a PILF. -Yes, I suppose so. 143 00:04:55,612 --> 00:04:58,188 And that makes me a pilferer. Wish me luck. 144 00:04:58,206 --> 00:04:59,965 -Good luck. -Good luck? 145 00:05:00,075 --> 00:05:01,374 [Linda] Where the heck are the kids? 146 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,877 I don't know. It's spooky when they get up before we do. 147 00:05:04,029 --> 00:05:06,305 -It's like they escaped. -So, no go on the open mic, huh? 148 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,865 Yeah. It-it just costs too much. We can't do it. 149 00:05:08,884 --> 00:05:10,475 I feel like Mort talked you into this 150 00:05:10,702 --> 00:05:12,702 -and we should all be mad at him. -Oh, here they are. 151 00:05:12,796 --> 00:05:15,147 Kids, hey, listen. We've got some news that-- 152 00:05:15,374 --> 00:05:16,798 Dad, Dad, Dad. Everybody's coming 153 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,208 to the open mic night. Everybody. 154 00:05:18,301 --> 00:05:19,893 -You're welcome. -What? -Wait, what? 155 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,227 -We fliered. -I paid for the copies. 156 00:05:21,380 --> 00:05:22,654 I'm hoping I can get reimbursed? 157 00:05:22,731 --> 00:05:24,472 I have the receipt. Oh, boy, 158 00:05:24,566 --> 00:05:25,807 I think I handed it to someone instead of a flier. 159 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,475 -Oh, my God. -It's also online. 160 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:30,162 Probably viral. We ran into Mort and he said he'd post about it 161 00:05:30,313 --> 00:05:31,496 on all the neighborhood apps. 162 00:05:31,648 --> 00:05:33,390 He took a picture of the flier with his phone. 163 00:05:33,408 --> 00:05:35,058 My thumb's gonna be famous. 164 00:05:35,151 --> 00:05:36,317 Don't let it go to your head. 165 00:05:36,337 --> 00:05:37,669 Oh, my God. 166 00:05:37,821 --> 00:05:39,729 Kids, you should not have made fliers without asking. 167 00:05:39,898 --> 00:05:42,156 We're not doing the open mic night. 168 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:43,249 -[all] What? -[entry bells chime] 169 00:05:43,402 --> 00:05:44,659 -Bob. -Uh, hey, Marshmallow. 170 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,069 [all] Hi, Marshmallow. 171 00:05:46,088 --> 00:05:48,071 I love your outfit. 172 00:05:48,090 --> 00:05:49,422 It's just what I wear to work. 173 00:05:49,575 --> 00:05:51,408 Bob, I'm so glad you're doing this open mic night. 174 00:05:51,501 --> 00:05:54,244 Um, we're not actually doing it. 175 00:05:54,262 --> 00:05:55,687 Are you calling this flier a liar? 176 00:05:55,839 --> 00:05:59,024 I'm sorry. It would just cost us money that we don't have. 177 00:05:59,175 --> 00:06:00,417 Like, uh, a lot of it. 178 00:06:00,552 --> 00:06:02,176 Dad. We're gonna pack the place. 179 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:03,603 Kids, I know you wanted to perform, 180 00:06:03,755 --> 00:06:05,605 but you don't even know what song you want to sing. 181 00:06:05,757 --> 00:06:07,032 That doesn't mean anything. 182 00:06:07,183 --> 00:06:08,592 Yeah, we're gonna figure it out at the last minute. 183 00:06:08,610 --> 00:06:10,427 That's how all great works of art are made. 184 00:06:10,445 --> 00:06:12,262 Beethoven's 5th-- he came up with that 185 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:13,705 the day before the concert. 186 00:06:13,857 --> 00:06:16,116 Ken Burns' Baseball was mostly improv. 187 00:06:16,268 --> 00:06:17,450 -Kids. -Bob. 188 00:06:17,603 --> 00:06:19,269 -Yes? -This is about expression. 189 00:06:19,362 --> 00:06:21,213 -The plate is your stage. -Whoa. 190 00:06:21,289 --> 00:06:22,606 When these kids want to make some noise, 191 00:06:22,699 --> 00:06:24,274 do they have a stage? 192 00:06:24,292 --> 00:06:27,110 It was gonna be at school, but the talent show was canceled. 193 00:06:27,203 --> 00:06:28,962 The talent show was canceled, Bob. 194 00:06:29,114 --> 00:06:30,204 The talent show was canceled. 195 00:06:30,298 --> 00:06:31,781 The talent show was canceled, Bob. 196 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:34,876 Yes, I know. What, uh, what if the kids sing a song, 197 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:37,044 but we don't have mics and we don't 198 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:38,379 call it an open mic night? 199 00:06:38,473 --> 00:06:39,714 That's still a stage, right? 200 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,475 -Got to have mics. Come on. -And an audience. 201 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:44,310 And other performers to compare ourselves to. 202 00:06:44,463 --> 00:06:46,738 And boys. Maybe, like, a youth basketball team's bus 203 00:06:46,890 --> 00:06:49,074 breaks down right in front on the night of the show. 204 00:06:49,301 --> 00:06:50,650 -I want to sing, too. -You do? 205 00:06:50,802 --> 00:06:54,320 I need to sing. Here. Right here. Friday night. 206 00:06:54,473 --> 00:06:55,989 Right there? That's so specific. 207 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,398 My parents are coming to town. 208 00:06:57,492 --> 00:07:00,477 I saw this flier and I said, "Well, well." 209 00:07:00,570 --> 00:07:01,420 "Well, well," what? 210 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:03,571 -Don't what my "well, well." -Sorry. 211 00:07:03,665 --> 00:07:04,923 Bob, I have places to be. 212 00:07:05,074 --> 00:07:06,425 I came by to say save me a slot. 213 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,835 Will you be saving me a slot at your open mic night? 214 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,429 Say yes. 215 00:07:10,580 --> 00:07:11,988 [sighs] Fine. 216 00:07:11,990 --> 00:07:13,506 [all] Yay! 217 00:07:13,659 --> 00:07:16,176 Thank you. Kids, your parents are good people. 218 00:07:16,328 --> 00:07:18,828 Do all your chores this week. All of them. 219 00:07:18,847 --> 00:07:19,771 -Uh... -Don't ruin this. 220 00:07:19,998 --> 00:07:21,014 Yeah, what the heck, Marshmallow? 221 00:07:21,166 --> 00:07:22,315 -Excuse me? -Sorry. 222 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:28,505 Lots of great song ideas over here. 223 00:07:28,523 --> 00:07:30,507 -Well, I've got nothing. -Oh, phew. Me neither. 224 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:32,784 -I've got something. -Is that my journal? 225 00:07:33,011 --> 00:07:34,177 Yeah, sometimes when I'm blocked, 226 00:07:34,270 --> 00:07:35,679 I flip through it for inspiration. 227 00:07:35,697 --> 00:07:37,180 -You do? -Look at this. 228 00:07:37,273 --> 00:07:39,032 -Whoa. -That's a song. 229 00:07:39,184 --> 00:07:40,625 -It is. -Let me see. 230 00:07:40,777 --> 00:07:43,369 You were pressing very hard with your pen in this section. 231 00:07:43,464 --> 00:07:44,796 I'm still processing 232 00:07:45,023 --> 00:07:47,524 the "I read your journal when I'm feeling blocked" part. 233 00:07:47,542 --> 00:07:50,135 Gene, don't read your sister's journal without asking. 234 00:07:50,286 --> 00:07:52,045 -Oh, look at that. -Mom. 235 00:07:52,197 --> 00:07:53,697 So, we watching TV or what? 236 00:07:53,715 --> 00:07:54,956 -We're songwriting. -No, we're songwriting. 237 00:07:55,050 --> 00:07:56,382 No parents. It's a surprise. 238 00:07:56,477 --> 00:07:58,551 Fine. I'll go watch the computer with your father. 239 00:07:58,628 --> 00:08:00,145 Do we still have your grandma's password? 240 00:08:00,296 --> 00:08:01,705 [all] It doesn't work anymore. 241 00:08:01,723 --> 00:08:03,223 -[Linda] Damn it. -Tina, that stuff is better 242 00:08:03,375 --> 00:08:05,025 than anything else we're gonna come up with. 243 00:08:05,210 --> 00:08:06,226 All it needs is some bongo. 244 00:08:06,378 --> 00:08:07,319 That's true about everything. 245 00:08:07,470 --> 00:08:08,820 But it-it's embarrassing. 246 00:08:08,972 --> 00:08:11,231 W-What if Jimmy Junior comes to the open mic night, he-- 247 00:08:11,383 --> 00:08:12,549 Wait, he may be busy. 248 00:08:12,642 --> 00:08:14,234 I think he has a wrestling meet that night. 249 00:08:14,386 --> 00:08:16,386 Give me the journal. He does. Hmm. 250 00:08:16,479 --> 00:08:19,146 Is it home or away? It's away, that's good. 251 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,314 [quietly] Everything's in there. 252 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:21,833 [quietly] She's very thorough. 253 00:08:22,060 --> 00:08:22,834 [sighs] 254 00:08:23,061 --> 00:08:24,151 Uh, I-I'll think about it. 255 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:25,611 I mean, it's personal, the things I wrote 256 00:08:25,764 --> 00:08:28,081 and want to do, so, probably... definitely not. 257 00:08:28,233 --> 00:08:30,157 -Sure, sure. -Uh-huh, we respect that. 258 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:31,676 [Gene] Okay, hot off the presses, people. 259 00:08:31,828 --> 00:08:34,921 Take one and pass the stack. Some of you know our band, 260 00:08:35,073 --> 00:08:36,515 the Itty Bitty Ditty Committee. 261 00:08:36,666 --> 00:08:39,166 Darryl and Peter are pursuing a solo project called 262 00:08:39,261 --> 00:08:40,577 "They Didn't Feel Like Doing This," 263 00:08:40,595 --> 00:08:42,762 so we're forming a new group for this event. 264 00:08:42,914 --> 00:08:44,430 [groans] That's private. Excuse me. 265 00:08:44,583 --> 00:08:48,175 Thank you. I'll take that. Gene, Louise, not okay. 266 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,111 We need to audition people today. 267 00:08:51,106 --> 00:08:52,255 I mean, sorry? 268 00:08:52,274 --> 00:08:54,199 -Aah! -She's just shy. 269 00:08:54,350 --> 00:08:55,441 Teenagers. Am I right? 270 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:57,594 -She'll come around. -How about this? 271 00:08:57,612 --> 00:08:59,612 Who can get dropped off at our house on Friday night? 272 00:08:59,765 --> 00:09:01,614 You're all in the band. You saw some of the notes. 273 00:09:01,767 --> 00:09:04,100 Learn 'em tonight. The rhythm's like this. 274 00:09:04,119 --> 00:09:05,769 [vocalizing wildly] 275 00:09:05,787 --> 00:09:07,361 Learn it, people. 276 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,106 [Teddy] You know, I'm thinking about doing a song. 277 00:09:10,199 --> 00:09:11,274 -With Mort. -Oh, God. 278 00:09:11,443 --> 00:09:13,943 -What? -I mean, uh, good. Yup. 279 00:09:13,962 --> 00:09:15,295 -He plays guitar. -Uh-huh. 280 00:09:15,447 --> 00:09:17,222 You know, I give him a hard time sometimes 281 00:09:17,449 --> 00:09:19,783 because he's annoying, but i-it'd be fun. 282 00:09:19,801 --> 00:09:22,060 He wants to do a bossa nova. What's a bossa nova? 283 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,970 Uh, I think it's Latin Jazz? 284 00:09:24,122 --> 00:09:26,213 What? Why did I agree to do this with Mort? 285 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:28,066 I don't have that kind of sensuality! 286 00:09:28,217 --> 00:09:29,642 [playing piano] 287 00:09:29,795 --> 00:09:30,885 ♪ ♪ 288 00:09:30,979 --> 00:09:32,070 ♪ Oh... ♪ 289 00:09:32,297 --> 00:09:33,646 [band plays final note] 290 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,115 -So? -[sighs] 291 00:09:35,300 --> 00:09:37,133 Fine. We can do the song. 292 00:09:37,226 --> 00:09:39,995 Hey, save that fire for the show. 293 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,397 Bob. Mrs. Bob. 294 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:45,584 I'm here to make sure the piano gets properly situated. 295 00:09:45,735 --> 00:09:48,235 -[Linda] The piano? -Yes, it's in the truck. 296 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,479 We're gonna take the window frame out, 297 00:09:49,648 --> 00:09:51,147 crane in the piano, then put the window back. 298 00:09:51,166 --> 00:09:53,074 -You cats cool with that? -What? N-no. 299 00:09:53,168 --> 00:09:56,410 Relax, Bob. Hey, what you got there-- 300 00:09:56,579 --> 00:09:58,338 some little tiny speakers and a little tiny mixer? 301 00:09:58,432 --> 00:10:02,083 Um, no. Normal-sized speakers and a big-enough mixer. 302 00:10:02,251 --> 00:10:03,343 We-we rented them. 303 00:10:03,495 --> 00:10:05,086 Well, I brought a system from the wharf. 304 00:10:05,180 --> 00:10:07,497 My voice just sounds tinny on anything less than 500 watts. 305 00:10:07,499 --> 00:10:09,256 Don't worry. I won't charge you for it. 306 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,501 It would have been good to know this before. 307 00:10:11,519 --> 00:10:12,944 Can't get a refund. 308 00:10:13,171 --> 00:10:16,263 Hmm. Gonna be tight in here with a nine-foot concert grand. 309 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,174 We'll need to remove these stools. 310 00:10:18,193 --> 00:10:19,692 -No objection, I take it? -[sighs] 311 00:10:19,845 --> 00:10:22,362 And I'd love a little height. Uh, okay if we put in a riser? 312 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:24,271 -[Bob] Mm. -And curtains and lights, of course. 313 00:10:24,399 --> 00:10:26,607 -[Bob] Of course. -Wish it wasn't a burger place. 314 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:29,461 Too late to change that? Couldn't it be a wine bar? 315 00:10:29,612 --> 00:10:31,546 -Ooh! -Lin. 316 00:10:33,358 --> 00:10:34,874 Oh, I love the lights. Magical. 317 00:10:35,026 --> 00:10:36,134 -Yup. -All right. 318 00:10:36,361 --> 00:10:38,953 I borrowed this clipboard from Mr. Frond at school 319 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,380 for our day-of sign-up sheet. 320 00:10:40,532 --> 00:10:42,790 It's day-of o'clock. So let's sign up. 321 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,625 Going last: Louise, 322 00:10:44,719 --> 00:10:47,145 Gene, Tina and friends. 323 00:10:47,296 --> 00:10:50,297 Mom, are you gonna sign up? You love to sing. Constantly. 324 00:10:50,392 --> 00:10:52,709 No, I was gonna sing something with Gayle, but she's gonna go 325 00:10:52,802 --> 00:10:55,395 to that papier-mâché convention, Mâché-micon. 326 00:10:55,547 --> 00:10:57,730 It's fine. I'll be too busy working anyway. 327 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,974 -Slinging that hash, making that cash. -[entry bells chime] 328 00:11:00,068 --> 00:11:01,993 Making cash? Huh-ho! 329 00:11:02,145 --> 00:11:03,736 -Trying something new? Zoom! -Bye, Jimmy. 330 00:11:03,889 --> 00:11:06,556 -Thanks for stopping by. -[chuckles] I'm teasing, Bob. 331 00:11:06,649 --> 00:11:09,242 Having an open mic night, huh? That's dumb. 332 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,651 Bye, Jimmy. Thanks for stopping by. 333 00:11:10,745 --> 00:11:12,745 You got to pay a license fee for song rights. 334 00:11:12,822 --> 00:11:15,231 You know that, right? And you can't weasel out of it, 335 00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:19,569 'cause, you know, someone could so easily drop a dime on you. 336 00:11:19,587 --> 00:11:22,663 Well, I already paid it, Jimmy, so, uh, bye. 337 00:11:22,757 --> 00:11:25,425 Heh. Course, if you do, by some miracle, pack the place, 338 00:11:25,501 --> 00:11:28,411 then a concerned neighbor could call the fire marshal 339 00:11:28,430 --> 00:11:30,188 -to come count heads. -Oh. 340 00:11:30,415 --> 00:11:31,264 [laughs] Oh, ho-ho-ho! 341 00:11:31,416 --> 00:11:32,506 You didn't think of that. 342 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:34,008 [chuckles] Yeah. 343 00:11:34,102 --> 00:11:36,177 Probably 'cause you don't even know your maximum occupancy 344 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,603 because it never comes up. 345 00:11:37,756 --> 00:11:39,255 -That's a zoom. -Hey, Jimmy, 346 00:11:39,257 --> 00:11:40,514 can I take a five-minute break later tonight? 347 00:11:40,683 --> 00:11:42,367 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why'd you even come over here 348 00:11:42,518 --> 00:11:45,370 -to ask me that? -Can I get five minutes at 7:00? 349 00:11:45,597 --> 00:11:46,854 Trev at 7:00. 350 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:47,947 Don't sign up for the thing. 351 00:11:48,099 --> 00:11:49,599 What? I've got music in me. 352 00:11:49,768 --> 00:11:51,042 Andy and Ollie are singing, too. 353 00:11:51,269 --> 00:11:52,769 I know. I'll be here. 354 00:11:52,862 --> 00:11:54,487 -And watch me, also? -Yeah, yeah. 355 00:11:54,639 --> 00:11:56,289 But I'm not gonna be proud of anybody. 356 00:11:56,441 --> 00:11:59,366 Crap. Being over capacity-- I didn't think of that. 357 00:11:59,461 --> 00:12:01,444 -That fine would kill us. -Maybe just exactly 358 00:12:01,537 --> 00:12:03,279 the right amount of people will come? 359 00:12:03,372 --> 00:12:05,949 I don't know if it's the exact right amount of people, 360 00:12:05,967 --> 00:12:07,541 but, um, they're already here. 361 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,394 You've got a line. 362 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,471 -Yes! -Oh. 363 00:12:11,623 --> 00:12:12,622 Do they look hungry? 364 00:12:12,715 --> 00:12:13,881 That guy's got takeout. 365 00:12:13,975 --> 00:12:15,216 Oh, and sorry, the band kids 366 00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:16,550 are expecting free fries. 367 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,069 -[Bob groans] -There's nothing I could do, 368 00:12:18,221 --> 00:12:19,654 it's in their contract. 369 00:12:23,969 --> 00:12:25,134 All right. Welcome to open mic night 370 00:12:25,228 --> 00:12:26,469 at Bob's Burgers. 371 00:12:26,562 --> 00:12:27,487 First of many. 372 00:12:27,639 --> 00:12:29,138 [coughs] Push the food. 373 00:12:29,232 --> 00:12:30,749 Oh, and buy some food. 374 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:33,418 Gene didn't flick anything into the meat grinder today. 375 00:12:33,678 --> 00:12:34,252 Oh, my God. 376 00:12:34,479 --> 00:12:35,736 Okay, let's start the show 377 00:12:35,830 --> 00:12:39,406 with Andy and Ollie Pesto doing "Moonlight Sonata." 378 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:40,741 I didn't know you guys played the piano. 379 00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:42,168 I thought you were singing. 380 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,745 -We don't play the piano. -What's a piano? 381 00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:47,015 [vocalizing] 382 00:12:57,352 --> 00:12:59,093 ♪ Please, Mr. Postman ♪ 383 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,354 ♪ Look and see... ♪ Okay, it's my job. 384 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,841 ♪ Is there a letter in your bag for me? ♪ 385 00:13:04,859 --> 00:13:07,026 Could be. ♪ You know, it's been ♪ 386 00:13:07,103 --> 00:13:09,120 ♪ A really long time ♪ 387 00:13:09,272 --> 00:13:11,364 ♪ Since I heard from ♪ 388 00:13:11,516 --> 00:13:13,124 -♪ This girlfriend of mine... ♪ -[Trev] ♪ My friends ♪ 389 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:18,963 ♪ Feel it's their appointed duty ♪ 390 00:13:21,784 --> 00:13:25,428 ♪ They keep trying to tell me ♪ 391 00:13:27,215 --> 00:13:30,683 ♪ All you want to do is use me... ♪ 392 00:13:31,794 --> 00:13:33,703 Eesh, somebody hurt that guy, huh? 393 00:13:33,721 --> 00:13:36,205 -Mm. Mm-hmm. -Uh-oh. 394 00:13:36,299 --> 00:13:37,315 You been counting as people come in? 395 00:13:37,542 --> 00:13:39,466 -Uh, yeah. -No, you haven't. 396 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:42,469 You can't count. Might be overcrowded, Bob. 397 00:13:42,564 --> 00:13:44,322 Excuse me, I got to think of a good zoom 398 00:13:44,549 --> 00:13:46,382 to say to Trev when he comes off. 399 00:13:46,401 --> 00:13:47,492 Oh, God. 400 00:13:47,643 --> 00:13:49,160 [whispers] Tina, Tina. 401 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,479 Uh, sorry, we're at capacity. 402 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:55,074 It's, uh, one in, one out from now on. 403 00:13:55,226 --> 00:13:56,909 [chuckles] My young burger child, 404 00:13:57,062 --> 00:13:58,394 we're the star attraction. 405 00:13:58,413 --> 00:14:01,080 Sorry, fire code. And I'm supposed to be muscle. 406 00:14:01,232 --> 00:14:04,417 -So, it, uh-- -Tell you what, we're gonna push past you, Muscles. 407 00:14:04,569 --> 00:14:06,344 But as soon as I get in, I'm gonna find two people 408 00:14:06,495 --> 00:14:08,346 and tell them you said they have to leave. 409 00:14:08,497 --> 00:14:10,089 Okay, you're going in. Yep. 410 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,426 ♪ Good lovin' gone bad ♪ 411 00:14:14,262 --> 00:14:16,337 ♪ And it's usually too late ♪ 412 00:14:16,431 --> 00:14:17,671 ♪ When you ♪ 413 00:14:17,765 --> 00:14:20,750 ♪ Realize what you had ♪ 414 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:25,012 ♪ My mind goes back to a girl I left ♪ 415 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,031 ♪ Some years ago ♪ 416 00:14:27,183 --> 00:14:29,016 ♪ Who told me ♪ 417 00:14:29,094 --> 00:14:32,328 ♪ Just hold on loosely ♪ 418 00:14:33,114 --> 00:14:35,373 ♪ But don't let go... ♪ 419 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,359 [whispers] Your Majesty, please, I assure you, 420 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,620 this is one of the hottest scenes in town. 421 00:14:40,772 --> 00:14:42,881 -I mean, it's all relative, of course-- -The smell. 422 00:14:43,108 --> 00:14:45,199 It makes me sick! It makes me sick! 423 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,609 -Hurtful. -Very hurtful. 424 00:14:46,628 --> 00:14:47,719 Hey, no one's eating. 425 00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:49,629 I'm just making fries for band kids. 426 00:14:49,781 --> 00:14:51,797 I think everyone's about to order a burger. 427 00:14:51,966 --> 00:14:54,041 -[entry bells chime] -Oh, crap! -What? 428 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,451 [Bob] That's the fire marshal. 429 00:14:55,470 --> 00:14:58,287 -Jimmy. -I didn't call him, I swear. 430 00:14:58,381 --> 00:15:00,714 -Nice turnout. -Y-- Uh, yep. 431 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,642 I was just on my way to the papier-mâché convention-- 432 00:15:02,794 --> 00:15:05,403 -highly flammable convention-- -Mâché-micon. 433 00:15:05,630 --> 00:15:07,313 when I heard the music in here. 434 00:15:07,482 --> 00:15:10,408 You know what the fine is for being over capacity? 435 00:15:10,559 --> 00:15:11,743 I... I-I don't. 436 00:15:11,894 --> 00:15:14,137 Don't answer yet. Guess what the fine is 437 00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:15,413 for obstructing the main exit. 438 00:15:15,564 --> 00:15:18,899 W-We're not obstructing the main exit that much. 439 00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,234 You just have to go like this 440 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,311 to get by the harp and the speaker. 441 00:15:22,405 --> 00:15:24,756 -I'm shutting this down. -[whimpers] 442 00:15:29,170 --> 00:15:30,411 -Shutting us down? -And fining you. 443 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,930 -Don't gloss over that. -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 444 00:15:32,081 --> 00:15:33,322 Is someone shutting us down? 445 00:15:33,341 --> 00:15:35,324 -Louise. -No! We haven't gone yet. 446 00:15:35,343 --> 00:15:37,660 We rehearsed two and half times. 447 00:15:37,829 --> 00:15:39,845 What, is this guy the fire marshal or something? 448 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,439 -Yes. -Oh. Hi. 449 00:15:41,590 --> 00:15:42,999 [fire marshal] You want to make the announcement or should I? 450 00:15:43,017 --> 00:15:44,333 [Bob] Oh, no, like, 451 00:15:44,352 --> 00:15:45,685 tell people they have to leave? 452 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,278 That's how getting shut down works. 453 00:15:47,430 --> 00:15:49,263 Teddy and Mort, everyone. Teddy and Mort. 454 00:15:49,357 --> 00:15:52,599 -[applause] -Good thing you're a mortician, Mort, 'cause you killed. 455 00:15:52,694 --> 00:15:54,360 I-It's just, we haven't sold that many burgers. 456 00:15:54,512 --> 00:15:56,788 Could they order a bunch of food to go before they leave? 457 00:15:57,015 --> 00:15:58,605 Seems like you want me to shut it down. 458 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,291 Folks-- Oh. Marshmallow. 459 00:16:00,518 --> 00:16:02,460 -Marty. -Oh, you-you know each other? 460 00:16:02,537 --> 00:16:04,611 Marty, you are not about to mess with my moment. 461 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,856 -Were you gonna sing? -For my parents. 462 00:16:06,949 --> 00:16:10,526 -I, um... -They've never heard me sing. 463 00:16:10,545 --> 00:16:13,196 Uh, and they live far away, and they're old. 464 00:16:13,289 --> 00:16:14,621 -Oh... [chuckles] -Marty, 465 00:16:14,716 --> 00:16:16,808 -who saved your life in that nightclub? -You did. 466 00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:18,718 And who never told anyone that embarrassing way 467 00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:20,461 you almost died in that nightclub? 468 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,146 -You. -And what were you doing in that nightclub? 469 00:16:22,298 --> 00:16:23,539 Were you dancing, Marty? 470 00:16:23,632 --> 00:16:25,391 -I was dancing, and-and-- -You were dancing 471 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,651 with an open flame, weren't you, Marty? 472 00:16:26,878 --> 00:16:28,044 -I was-- -The fire marshal. 473 00:16:28,062 --> 00:16:29,821 Yes, I w-- I made a mistake. 474 00:16:29,972 --> 00:16:32,565 -And did you start a fire, Marty? -I-I did start a fire. 475 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,808 And I carried you out of that building, Marty, 476 00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:35,827 like a baby. 477 00:16:35,978 --> 00:16:37,328 Yes, I-I felt very safe. 478 00:16:37,555 --> 00:16:38,738 Louise, how many more acts? 479 00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:40,481 -Fischoeder, you, us. -Marty. 480 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,392 Code enforcement starts with this code. 481 00:16:43,411 --> 00:16:45,486 It doesn't, but you know what? 482 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,488 I counted wrong, and those guys are leaving. 483 00:16:47,582 --> 00:16:49,415 A-And look at that, they barely have to form 484 00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:50,916 a single-file line to push their way out. 485 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,159 I'm a big music fan. 486 00:16:52,253 --> 00:16:53,511 Did I tell you I was a music fan? 487 00:16:53,662 --> 00:16:55,329 -No. -Great. -Let's hear some music. 488 00:16:55,423 --> 00:16:56,830 Attaboy. 489 00:16:56,999 --> 00:16:58,182 Ladies and gentlemen, 490 00:16:58,409 --> 00:17:00,409 Mr. Calvin Fischoeder and Her Majesty, 491 00:17:00,428 --> 00:17:03,412 the Princess Angelica Flavia. 492 00:17:03,431 --> 00:17:05,606 ♪ ♪ 493 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,678 ♪ Baby, it seems we never ♪ 494 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:14,181 ♪ Ever agree ♪ 495 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,425 ♪ I like the movies ♪ 496 00:17:16,594 --> 00:17:19,428 ♪ And I like TV ♪ 497 00:17:19,447 --> 00:17:21,113 ♪ I take things serious ♪ 498 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,875 ♪ And you take 'em light ♪ 499 00:17:24,102 --> 00:17:26,193 ♪ I go to bed early ♪ 500 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:29,622 ♪ And I party all night ♪ 501 00:17:29,774 --> 00:17:31,290 ♪ Our friends are saying ♪ 502 00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:33,509 ♪ We ain't gonna last ♪ 503 00:17:34,295 --> 00:17:36,612 ♪ 'Cause I move slowly ♪ 504 00:17:36,631 --> 00:17:39,223 ♪ And baby, I'm fast ♪ 505 00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:41,208 ♪ I like it quiet ♪ 506 00:17:41,302 --> 00:17:43,877 ♪ And I love to shout ♪ 507 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:45,805 ♪ But when we get together ♪ 508 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:49,141 ♪ It just all works out... ♪ 509 00:17:49,294 --> 00:17:51,402 Jimmy Jr! Jimmy Jr. is here. 510 00:17:51,554 --> 00:17:52,962 -That's not good. -Hey, Tina. 511 00:17:52,964 --> 00:17:54,146 Hey, there, bud. 512 00:17:54,299 --> 00:17:55,556 I came straight here from wrestling. 513 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,649 I didn't even change. 514 00:17:56,801 --> 00:17:58,134 Yep, yep. You are here. 515 00:17:58,303 --> 00:17:59,635 You are right here. 516 00:17:59,728 --> 00:18:00,986 You seem kind of freaked out. 517 00:18:01,139 --> 00:18:02,914 Do I smell? That's not my sweat. 518 00:18:03,065 --> 00:18:04,490 -That's the other guy's. -Uh-huh. 519 00:18:04,642 --> 00:18:05,825 Excuse me one sec. 520 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,585 -We can't do the song. -Or we go the other way 521 00:18:07,736 --> 00:18:10,162 -and we do the song. -Nope. What's our backup plan? 522 00:18:10,315 --> 00:18:11,905 -Run? -Tina, it's honest, 523 00:18:11,999 --> 00:18:13,482 it's raw and it's real. 524 00:18:13,501 --> 00:18:15,651 -Also, we have nothing else. -Damn it. 525 00:18:15,744 --> 00:18:17,503 [weak chuckle] Let's get you a drink, huh? 526 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,004 You a water man? Juice man? 527 00:18:19,157 --> 00:18:21,248 Uh, oh, yeah, you are covered in someone else's sweat. 528 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,934 That's wrestling for you. 529 00:18:23,085 --> 00:18:24,160 ♪ ♪ 530 00:18:24,162 --> 00:18:25,177 ♪ There's a road ♪ 531 00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:28,356 ♪ I know I must go ♪ 532 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,002 ♪ Even though I tell myself ♪ 533 00:18:33,095 --> 00:18:35,696 ♪ That road is closed ♪ 534 00:18:37,266 --> 00:18:39,859 ♪ Listen, lonely seabird ♪ 535 00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:42,102 ♪ You've been away from land ♪ 536 00:18:42,196 --> 00:18:44,956 ♪ Too long ♪ 537 00:18:45,183 --> 00:18:47,625 ♪ Oh, too long ♪ 538 00:18:50,779 --> 00:18:52,446 ♪ I don't listen ♪ 539 00:18:52,523 --> 00:18:55,633 ♪ To the news no more ♪ 540 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,119 ♪ Like an unwound clock, I just ♪ 541 00:18:59,213 --> 00:19:02,598 ♪ Don't seem to care ♪ 542 00:19:04,293 --> 00:19:07,036 ♪ This world isn't big enough ♪ 543 00:19:07,054 --> 00:19:08,479 ♪ To keep me away ♪ 544 00:19:08,631 --> 00:19:11,557 ♪ From you ♪ 545 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:15,570 ♪ Oh, from you ♪ 546 00:19:16,564 --> 00:19:18,972 ♪ Seabird, seabird ♪ 547 00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:21,492 ♪ Fly home ♪ 548 00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:25,979 ♪ Seabird, seabird ♪ 549 00:19:26,148 --> 00:19:28,708 ♪ Fly home ♪ 550 00:19:30,578 --> 00:19:33,078 ♪ Seabird, seabird ♪ 551 00:19:33,231 --> 00:19:36,081 ♪ Fly home. ♪ 552 00:19:36,234 --> 00:19:38,384 [cheering, applause] 553 00:19:39,737 --> 00:19:42,180 [Louise] Marshmallow, everyone. 554 00:19:42,407 --> 00:19:44,498 Mr. F, we can stand on this, right? 555 00:19:44,592 --> 00:19:46,909 -I do it almost every night. -Folks, people, 556 00:19:47,002 --> 00:19:49,078 our open mic night is almost over. 557 00:19:49,096 --> 00:19:52,023 Hey, how about a hand for the kids behind the counter? 558 00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:53,933 Just kidding. They're not kids. 559 00:19:54,085 --> 00:19:55,251 Look how old they are. 560 00:19:55,344 --> 00:19:58,754 Um, did everyone order three or four burgers? 561 00:19:58,773 --> 00:20:01,607 Hmm. This night might not be the big moneymaker 562 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,183 we thought it would be. 563 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,518 Pass it around, people. 564 00:20:04,595 --> 00:20:06,537 Who wants to help us dig out of the hole 565 00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:09,448 that we, uh... that some of us, uh, dug here? 566 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:10,599 [sighs] 567 00:20:10,693 --> 00:20:12,043 -Oh. -[Gene] Did you want to hear 568 00:20:12,194 --> 00:20:13,694 -one last song? -[applause] 569 00:20:13,788 --> 00:20:14,861 [hyperventilating] 570 00:20:15,030 --> 00:20:17,106 [whispers] Tina, it's a good song. 571 00:20:17,124 --> 00:20:18,457 If we're gonna do this... 572 00:20:18,609 --> 00:20:20,701 -Jimmy Jr.! -Yeah? 573 00:20:20,869 --> 00:20:22,386 -I hope you like it. -What? 574 00:20:22,613 --> 00:20:26,891 -♪ A light goes on inside ♪ -[vocalizing] 575 00:20:27,118 --> 00:20:30,803 ♪ When I behold your backside ♪ 576 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:33,213 ♪ A-one, two, three ♪ 577 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,733 ♪ I want to draw a face on your butt and then kiss it ♪ 578 00:20:35,884 --> 00:20:38,294 ♪ I want to draw a star on your butt and then wish it ♪ 579 00:20:38,312 --> 00:20:40,071 ♪ I want to build a house on your butt and then visit ♪ 580 00:20:40,298 --> 00:20:42,573 ♪ Put a big E on your butt, it's explicit ♪ 581 00:20:42,725 --> 00:20:44,800 -♪ You're a dancer, a wrestler ♪ -♪ Uh-huh, yeah ♪ 582 00:20:44,819 --> 00:20:47,636 ♪ So you know that butt's impress-ler... ♪ 583 00:20:47,655 --> 00:20:49,896 -Mom, get up here. -Yay! 584 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,157 ♪ I want to draw a face on your butt and then kiss it ♪ 585 00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:54,252 ♪ I want to draw a star on your butt and then wish it ♪ 586 00:20:54,328 --> 00:20:56,161 ♪ I want to build a house on your butt and then visit ♪ 587 00:20:56,314 --> 00:20:58,238 ♪ Put a big E on your butt, it's explicit ♪ 588 00:20:58,316 --> 00:21:00,649 -♪ You're a dancer, a wrestler ♪ -♪ Uh-huh, yeah ♪ 589 00:21:00,668 --> 00:21:02,835 ♪ So you know that butt's impress-ler ♪ 590 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:05,004 -♪ Yeah ♪ -♪ Ow, ow, ow, ow ♪ 591 00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:07,823 -♪ I want to draw a face on your butt and then kiss it ♪ -♪ Kiss it ♪ 592 00:21:07,916 --> 00:21:10,509 -♪ I want to draw a star on your butt and then wish it ♪ -♪ Wish it ♪ 593 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,586 -♪ I want to build a house on your butt and then visit ♪ -♪ Visit ♪ 594 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,438 ♪ Put a big E on your butt, it's explicit ♪ 595 00:21:14,590 --> 00:21:16,757 -♪ Uh-huh ♪ -♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 596 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,834 ♪ I want to draw a face on your butt and then kiss it ♪ 597 00:21:18,927 --> 00:21:20,778 ♪ I want to draw a star on your butt and then wish it ♪ 598 00:21:20,929 --> 00:21:22,613 ♪ I want to build a house on your butt and then visit ♪ 599 00:21:22,765 --> 00:21:24,673 ♪ Put a big E on your butt, it's explicit ♪ 600 00:21:24,767 --> 00:21:29,345 ♪ Put it on your butt, explicit, yeah. ♪ 601 00:21:29,363 --> 00:21:31,455 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 602 00:21:31,532 --> 00:21:33,182 and TOYOTA. 603 00:21:33,275 --> 00:21:34,709 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org