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Good afternoon, students.
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Before you leave today,
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just a quick update.
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Our school-wide talent show
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{\an8}that was scheduled for this
Friday has been canceled.
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{\an8}- We had a few sign-ups
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{\an8}and I certainly
don't want to say
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{\an8}the talent show was canceled
due to lack of talent,
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{\an8}but, um, let's say it has been
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{\an8}postponed indefinitely
while we, uh, develop
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{\an8}the, um, talent.
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{\an8}Have a great afternoon!
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{\an8}Unbelievable. I am offended.
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{\an8}We were gonna dominate
that talent show.
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{\an8}We were gonna make it sorry
it was ever born.
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{\an8}W-Weren't we just
gonna do a song?
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{\an8}- We were gonna do a song, too.
- We were gonna sing it.
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{\an8}I was maybe gonna do
a dance for the talent show,
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{\an8}but now I don't want to.
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{\an8}I mean, you can't,
'cause it's canceled.
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{\an8}Right, but still.
Not gonna do it.
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{\an8}You know what?
You guys should ask your dad
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{\an8}to have a talent show
at his restaurant.
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{\an8}Like an open mic night
or something.
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{\an8}Why don't you ask your dad
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{\an8}to have an open mic night
at your restaurant?
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{\an8}Our dad is not open
to our innovative ideas.
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{\an8}Plus, do you want to perform
for no one?
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{\an8}You got to have an audience
for these things.
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{\an8}That's our restaurant's
unofficial motto,
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{\an8}"Avoid the crowds."
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{\an8}Our dad said he would have
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{\an8}an open mic night
at the restaurant,
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{\an8}except that he likes
fun things that are good.
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{\an8}- So, no.
- Open mic night?
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{\an8}- No.
- Ooh...
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{\an8}No, Lin. No "Ooh."
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{\an8}Bob. Open mic night.
We should do that.
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{\an8}Uh, I feel like
you're not hearing me.
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{\an8}You're saying no, but
that's just a thing you say.
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{\an8}I-- What?
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{\an8}Plus, Dad, we'll be performing
and it'll be amazing.
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{\an8}- What would you perform?
- Something with a bongo.
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{\an8}- A ballad about salad.
- Might be about a tree.
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{\an8}I mean, it's still coming together.
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{\an8}We want to perform, too.
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{\an8}Up, bup, bup, bup. Wow!
That's just a taste.
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{\an8}- Lin. See?
- What? No. I mean...
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{\an8}I went to an open mic night
at a coffee shop
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{\an8}with my cousin once.
The place was packed.
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- It was?
- Yeah, on a Wednesday night.
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- How packed?
- W-Were people buying things?
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- Y-You probably didn't notice.
- I ate three scones.
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And I wasn't planning to eat any scones.
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- No one plans to eat a scone.
- Mm.
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- We can advertise, right?
- Yeah.
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But we want a cut of the door.
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We couldn't charge at the door.
No one would pay.
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We want a cut of the food.
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- No.
- Cut of the beverages?
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- No.
- Streaming rights?
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May-- Uh, sure.
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And we'll emcee and we'll handle
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the sign-up sheet
and if we get a line,
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- Tina will be on crowd control.
- Uh, I will?
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- Hmm. A line.
- Deal?
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Okay, deal. I-If we can
make a little money.
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Gordon the Gecko over here.
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Yay! Open mic!
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♪ La-la, la-la
la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
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Boys. Boys, too much.
Holster it.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Mm-hmm, got it.
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We really should figure out
what we're gonna sing.
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It needs to be something
groundbreaking.
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Do you have anything
groundbreaking handy?
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You got to spit out your love
when you're brushing your heart?
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Keep thinking. Have something
ready by lunch tomorrow.
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Oh, good. So, I have time.
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Oof. "A PA is a must-have."
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Of course it is. What's a PA?
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Speakers and a mixing board and mics.
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Can't people just sing loud?
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That's what I was hoping,
but apparently not.
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Mics seem to be a big part
of open mic nights.
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Oh, God, it's, like,
$200 a day to rent.
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Oh, boy.
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We have to pay a licensing fee.
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- What?
- To the music rights people.
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It looks like it might be a lot.
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Maybe we don't have to pay
if it's just one night?
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What do you think, the first one's free,
like a sex worker?
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- A sex worker?
- Yeah.
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I don't think sex workers give
you the first one for free.
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- That's drug dealers.
- Oh, Mr. Streets over here.
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Knows who gives the first one free.
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- I'm not Mr. Streets.
- Uh-huh.
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Maybe we don't
do the open mic night.
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We-we shouldn't lose
money on this, right?
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- Yeah. I guess not.
- Should I go tell the kids?
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Eh. You can tell 'em in the morning.
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- Or you could tell 'em.
- Oh, no, I'm not telling 'em.
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Great. But you'll back me up
on this, right?
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Lin?
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Maybe the kids won't even care.
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They've probably moved on
to not-open-mic related things.
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Open mic night at Bob's Burgers.
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Come for the beats,
stay for the meats.
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I hope it's okay
that we got up early
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and made these without
checking with Mom and Dad.
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They already agreed. Yesterday.
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We're preapproved to launch
our amazing ad campaign.
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Thank you.
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Whoa!
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Are you having an open mic night?
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- Maybe.
- Maybe?
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Would a landlord have
a problem, theoretically,
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if a tenant had an open mic night
in their place of business?
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A landlord?
Is that what you think of me?
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- Yes.
- We pay you rent. Sometimes.
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Sure, I own the hovel
that you live and work in,
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but first and foremost,
I am a troubadour,
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- a minstrel.
- A menstrual?
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Please reserve a spot for me,
Young Burgers.
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Sign-ups are day of.
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Let's go back
to the landlord part.
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Uh, we'll-we'll find a spot for you.
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Thank you. I'll be inviting
the Princess Angelica Flavia
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to join me.
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She's an actual Belgian princess
who plays the harp.
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We've already got, like,
three of those.
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- Really?
- No, I'm kidding. She's the first one.
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She's traveling the country
by private train.
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And I was hoping to check out
her caboose, so to speak.
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She's, uh, an age appropriate
princess for me, you see.
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- She's a PILF.
- Yes, I suppose so.
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And that makes me a pilferer.
Wish me luck.
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- Good luck.
- Good luck?
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Where the heck are the kids?
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I don't know. It's spooky
when they get up before we do.
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- It's like they escaped.
- So, no-go on the open mic, huh?
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Yeah. It-it just costs
too much. We can't do it.
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I feel like Mort
talked you into this
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- and we should all be mad at him.
- Oh, here they are.
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Kids, hey, listen.
We've got some news that--
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Dad, Dad, Dad.
Everybody's coming
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to the open mic night.
Everybody. You're welcome.
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- What?
- Wait, what?
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- We flyered.
- I paid for the copies.
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I'm hoping I can get reimbursed.
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I have the receipt.
Oh, boy,
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I think I handed it to someone
instead of a flyer.
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- Oh, my God.
- It's also online. Probably viral.
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We ran into Mort
and he said he'd post about it
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on all the neighborhood apps.
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He took a picture of the flyer
with his phone.
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My thumb's gonna be famous.
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Don't let it go to your head.
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Oh, my God.
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Kids, you should not have made
flyers without asking.
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We're not doing the open mic night.
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What?
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- Bob.
- Uh, hey, Marshmallow.
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Hi, Marshmallow.
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I love your outfit.
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It's just what I wear to work.
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{\an8}Bob, I'm so glad you're doing
this open mic night.
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Um, we're not actually doing it.
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Are you calling this flyer a liar?
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I'm sorry. It would just cost us
money that we don't have.
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Like, uh, a lot of it.
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Dad. We're gonna pack the place.
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Kids, I know you wanted to perform,
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but you don't even know
what song you want to sing.
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That doesn't mean anything.
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Yeah, we're gonna
figure it out at the last minute.
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That's how all great works
of art are made.
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Beethoven's Fifth,
he came up with that
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the day before the concert.
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Ken Burns' Baseball
was mostly improv.
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- Kids.
- Bob.
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- Yes?
- This is about expression.
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- The plate is your stage.
- Whoa.
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When these kids want to make some noise,
do they have a stage?
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It was gonna be at school, but
the talent show was canceled.
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The talent show was canceled, Bob.
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The talent show was canceled.
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The talent show was canceled, Bob.
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Yes, I know.
What, uh, what if the kids sing a song,
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but we don't have mics and we don't
call it an open mic night?
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That's still a stage, right?
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- Got to have mics. Come on.
- And an audience.
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And other performers
to compare ourselves to.
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And boys. Maybe, like, a youth
basketball team's bus
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breaks down right in front
on the night of the show.
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- I want to sing, too.
- You do?
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I need to sing. Here.
Right here. Friday night.
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Right there? That's so specific.
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My parents are coming to town.
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I saw this flyer
and I said, "Well, well."
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"Well, well," what?
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- Don't what my "well, well."
- Sorry.
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Bob, I have places to be.
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I came by to say save me a slot.
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Will you be saving me a slot
at your open mic night?
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Say yes.
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Fine.
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Yay!
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Thank you. Kids,
your parents are good people.
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Do all your chores this week.
All of them.
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- Uh...
- Don't ruin this.
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Yeah, what the heck,
Marshmallow?
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- Excuse me?
- Sorry.
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Lots of great song ideas over here.
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- Well, I've got nothing.
- Oh, phew. Me neither.
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- I've got something.
- Is that my journal?
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Yeah, sometimes
when I'm blocked,
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I flip through it
for inspiration.
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- You do?
- Look at this.
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- Whoa.
- That's a song.
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- It is.
- Let me see.
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You were pressing very hard
with your pen in this section.
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I'm still processing
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the "I read your journal when
I'm feeling blocked" part.
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Gene, don't read your sister's
journal without asking.
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- Oh, look at that.
- Mom.
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So, we watching TV or what?
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- We're songwriting.
- No, we're songwriting.
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No parents. It's a surprise.
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Fine. I'll go watch
the computer with your father.
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Do we still have
your grandma's password?
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It doesn't work anymore.
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- Damn it.
- Tina, that stuff is better
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than anything else
we're gonna come up with.
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All it needs is some bongo.
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That's true about everything.
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But it-it's embarrassing.
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W-What if Jimmy Junior comes
to the open mic night, he--
238
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Wait, he may be busy.
239
00:08:13,241 --> 00:08:14,909
I think he has
a wrestling meet that night.
240
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Give me the journal.
He does. Hmm.
241
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Is it home or away?
It's away, that's good.
242
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Everything's in there.
243
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She's very thorough.
244
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Uh, I-I'll think about it.
245
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I mean, it's personal,
the things I wrote
246
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and want to do, so, probably...
definitely not.
247
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- Sure, sure.
- Uh-huh, we respect that.
248
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Okay, hot off
the presses, people.
249
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Take one and pass the stack.
Some of you know our band,
250
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the Itty Bitty Ditty Committee.
251
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Darryl and Peter are pursuing
a solo project called
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"They Didn't Feel Like Doing This,"
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so we're forming
a new group for this event.
254
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That's private. Excuse me.
255
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Thank you. I'll take that.
Gene, Louise, not okay.
256
00:08:48,860 --> 00:08:50,863
We need to audition people today.
257
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I mean, sorry?
258
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- Aah!
- She's just shy.
259
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Teenagers. Am I right?
260
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- She'll come around.
- How about this?
261
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Who can get dropped off
at our house on Friday night?
262
00:09:00,664 --> 00:09:02,873
You're all in the band.
You saw some of the notes.
263
00:09:02,874 --> 00:09:04,834
Learn 'em tonight.
The rhythm's like this.
264
00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:08,256
Learn it, people.
265
00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:10,839
You know, I'm thinking
about doing a song.
266
00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:12,049
- With Mort.
- Oh, God.
267
00:09:12,050 --> 00:09:14,385
- What?
- I mean, uh, good. Yup.
268
00:09:14,386 --> 00:09:15,844
- He plays guitar.
- Uh-huh.
269
00:09:15,845 --> 00:09:18,180
You know, I give him
a hard time sometimes
270
00:09:18,181 --> 00:09:20,558
because he's annoying,
but i-it'd be fun.
271
00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:22,893
He wants to do a bossa nova.
What's a bossa nova?
272
00:09:22,894 --> 00:09:24,895
Uh, I think it's Latin Jazz?
273
00:09:24,896 --> 00:09:27,022
What? Why did I agree
to do this with Mort?
274
00:09:27,023 --> 00:09:28,817
I don't have that kind
of sensuality!
275
00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:35,906
So?
276
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Fine. We can do the song.
277
00:09:37,826 --> 00:09:40,204
Hey, save that fire for the show.
278
00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:44,123
Bob. Mrs. Bob.
279
00:09:44,124 --> 00:09:46,750
I'm here to make sure
the piano gets properly situated.
280
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- The piano?
- Yes, it's in the truck.
281
00:09:48,837 --> 00:09:50,296
We're gonna take
the window frame out,
282
00:09:50,297 --> 00:09:51,797
crane in the piano,
then put the window back.
283
00:09:51,798 --> 00:09:53,799
- You cats cool with that?
- What? N-no.
284
00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:57,011
Relax, Bob.
Hey, what you got there,
285
00:09:57,012 --> 00:09:59,138
some little tiny speakers
and a little tiny mixer?
286
00:09:59,139 --> 00:10:02,683
Um, no. Normal-sized speakers
and a big-enough mixer.
287
00:10:02,684 --> 00:10:04,101
We-we rented them.
288
00:10:04,102 --> 00:10:05,686
Well, I brought a system
from the Wharf.
289
00:10:05,687 --> 00:10:08,480
My voice just sounds tinny
on anything less than 500 watts.
290
00:10:08,481 --> 00:10:10,107
Don't worry.
I won't charge you for it.
291
00:10:10,108 --> 00:10:12,192
It would have been good
to know this before.
292
00:10:12,193 --> 00:10:13,611
Can't get a refund.
293
00:10:13,612 --> 00:10:17,114
Hmm. Gonna be tight in here
with a nine-foot concert grand.
294
00:10:17,115 --> 00:10:18,991
We'll need to remove these stools.
295
00:10:18,992 --> 00:10:20,826
No objection, I take it?
296
00:10:20,827 --> 00:10:23,329
And I'd love a little height.
Uh, okay if we put in a riser?
297
00:10:23,330 --> 00:10:25,080
- Mm.
- And curtains and lights, of course.
298
00:10:25,081 --> 00:10:27,625
- Of course.
- Wish it wasn't a burger place.
299
00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:30,336
Too late to change that?
Couldn't it be a wine bar?
300
00:10:30,337 --> 00:10:31,672
- Ooh!
- Lin.
301
00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:35,674
Oh, I love the lights. Magical.
302
00:10:35,675 --> 00:10:37,134
- Yup.
- All right.
303
00:10:37,135 --> 00:10:39,678
{\an8}I borrowed this clipboard
from Mr. Frond at school
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00:10:39,679 --> 00:10:41,263
{\an8}for our day-of sign-up sheet.
305
00:10:41,264 --> 00:10:43,474
{\an8}It's day-of o'clock.
So let's sign up.
306
00:10:43,475 --> 00:10:45,517
Going last, Louise,
307
00:10:45,518 --> 00:10:48,354
Gene, Tina and friends.
308
00:10:48,355 --> 00:10:51,273
Mom, are you gonna sign up?
You love to sing. Constantly.
309
00:10:51,274 --> 00:10:53,859
No, I was gonna sing something
with Gayle, but she's gonna go
310
00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:56,570
to that papier-mache
convention, Mache-micon.
311
00:10:56,571 --> 00:10:58,864
It's fine. I'll be too busy
working anyway.
312
00:10:58,865 --> 00:11:00,824
Slinging that hash, making that cash.
313
00:11:00,825 --> 00:11:02,785
Making cash? Huh-ho!
314
00:11:02,786 --> 00:11:05,120
- Trying something new? Zoom!
- Bye, Jimmy.
315
00:11:05,121 --> 00:11:07,539
- Thanks for stopping by.
- I'm teasing, Bob.
316
00:11:07,540 --> 00:11:10,209
Having an open mic night, huh?
That's dumb.
317
00:11:10,210 --> 00:11:11,752
Bye, Jimmy.
Thanks for stopping by.
318
00:11:11,753 --> 00:11:14,004
You got to pay
a license fee for song rights.
319
00:11:14,005 --> 00:11:16,465
You know that, right?
And you can't weasel out of it,
320
00:11:16,466 --> 00:11:20,552
'cause, you know, someone could
so easily drop a dime on you.
321
00:11:20,553 --> 00:11:23,389
Well, I already paid it,
Jimmy, so, uh, bye.
322
00:11:23,390 --> 00:11:26,642
Heh. Course, if you do, by
some miracle, pack the place,
323
00:11:26,643 --> 00:11:29,353
then a concerned neighbor
could call the fire marshal
324
00:11:29,354 --> 00:11:31,105
- to come count heads.
- Oh.
325
00:11:31,106 --> 00:11:33,565
Oh, ho-ho-ho!
You didn't think of that.
326
00:11:33,566 --> 00:11:35,025
Yeah.
327
00:11:35,026 --> 00:11:37,152
Probably 'cause you don't even
know your maximum occupancy
328
00:11:37,153 --> 00:11:38,445
because it never comes up.
329
00:11:38,446 --> 00:11:40,032
- That's a zoom.
- Hey, Jimmy,
330
00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:41,615
can I take a five-minute break
later tonight?
331
00:11:41,616 --> 00:11:43,283
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why'd you even come over here
332
00:11:43,284 --> 00:11:46,203
- to ask me that?
- Can I get five minutes at 7:00?
333
00:11:46,204 --> 00:11:47,538
Trev at 7:00.
334
00:11:47,539 --> 00:11:48,872
Don't sign up for the thing.
335
00:11:48,873 --> 00:11:50,499
What? I've got music in me.
336
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,042
Andy and Ollie are singing, too.
337
00:11:52,043 --> 00:11:53,752
I know. I'll be here.
338
00:11:53,753 --> 00:11:55,546
- And watch me, also?
- Yeah, yeah.
339
00:11:55,547 --> 00:11:57,297
But I'm not gonna
be proud of anybody.
340
00:11:57,298 --> 00:12:00,094
Crap. Being over capacity--
I didn't think of that.
341
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:02,803
- That fine would kill us.
- Maybe just exactly
342
00:12:02,804 --> 00:12:04,555
the right amount of people will come?
343
00:12:04,556 --> 00:12:06,765
I don't know if it's the exact
right amount of people,
344
00:12:06,766 --> 00:12:08,350
but, um, they're already here.
345
00:12:08,351 --> 00:12:09,770
You've got a line.
346
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,396
- Yes!
- Oh.
347
00:12:12,397 --> 00:12:13,564
Do they look hungry?
348
00:12:13,565 --> 00:12:14,815
That guy's got takeout.
349
00:12:14,816 --> 00:12:17,693
Oh, and sorry, the band kids
are expecting free fries.
350
00:12:17,694 --> 00:12:19,069
There's nothing I could do,
351
00:12:19,070 --> 00:12:20,781
it's in their contract.
352
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:26,118
All right.
Welcome to open mic night
353
00:12:26,119 --> 00:12:28,328
at Bob's Burgers. First of many.
354
00:12:28,329 --> 00:12:32,166
- Push the food.
- Oh, and buy some food.
355
00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:34,334
Gene didn't flick anything
into the meat grinder today.
356
00:12:34,335 --> 00:12:35,502
Oh, my God.
357
00:12:35,503 --> 00:12:37,004
{\an8}Okay, let's start the show
358
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{\an8}with Andy and Ollie Pesto
doing "Moonlight Sonata."
359
00:12:40,550 --> 00:12:42,801
{\an8}I didn't know you guys played the piano.
I thought you were singing.
360
00:12:42,802 --> 00:12:45,431
- We don't play the piano.
- What's a piano?
361
00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:00,279
♪ Please, Mr. Postman ♪
362
00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:02,615
♪ Look and see... ♪
Okay, it's my job.
363
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,866
♪ Is there a letter
in your bag for me? ♪
364
00:13:05,867 --> 00:13:08,076
Could be.
♪ You know, it's been ♪
365
00:13:08,077 --> 00:13:10,289
♪ A really long time ♪
366
00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:12,541
♪ Since I heard from ♪
367
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:14,376
- ♪ This girlfriend of mine... ♪
- ♪ My friends ♪
368
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:19,381
♪ Feel it's their appointed duty ♪
369
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:26,138
♪ They keep trying to tell me ♪
370
00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:31,352
♪ All you want to do is use me... ♪
371
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,728
Eesh, somebody
hurt that guy, huh?
372
00:13:34,729 --> 00:13:37,189
- Mm. Mm-hmm.
- Uh-oh.
373
00:13:37,190 --> 00:13:38,690
You been counting as people come in?
374
00:13:38,691 --> 00:13:40,442
- Uh, yeah.
- No, you haven't.
375
00:13:40,443 --> 00:13:43,779
You can't count.
Might be overcrowded, Bob.
376
00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:45,614
Excuse me,
I got to think of a good zoom
377
00:13:45,615 --> 00:13:47,366
to say to Trev when he comes off.
378
00:13:47,367 --> 00:13:48,534
Oh, God.
379
00:13:48,535 --> 00:13:49,954
Tina, Tina.
380
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,789
Uh, sorry, we're at capacity.
381
00:13:53,790 --> 00:13:56,166
It's, uh, one in, one out
from now on.
382
00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:59,586
My young burger child,
we're the star attraction.
383
00:13:59,587 --> 00:14:03,340
Sorry, fire code. And I'm supposed
to be muscle. So, it, uh--
384
00:14:03,341 --> 00:14:05,384
Tell you what, we're gonna
push past you, Muscles.
385
00:14:05,385 --> 00:14:07,553
But as soon as I get in,
I'm gonna find two people
386
00:14:07,554 --> 00:14:09,555
and tell them
you said they have to leave.
387
00:14:09,556 --> 00:14:11,100
Okay, you're going in. Yep.
388
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:14,353
♪ Good lovin' gone bad ♪
389
00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:17,273
♪ And it's usually too late ♪
390
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:18,858
♪ When you ♪
391
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,735
♪ Realize what you had ♪
392
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:26,073
♪ My mind goes back to a girl I left ♪
393
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,200
♪ Some years ago ♪
394
00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:29,910
♪ Who told me ♪
395
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:33,080
♪ Just hold on loosely ♪
396
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,458
♪ But don't let go... ♪
397
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,587
Your Majesty,
please, I assure you,
398
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,006
this is one of
the hottest scenes in town.
399
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,089
- I mean, it's all relative, of course--
- The smell.
400
00:14:44,090 --> 00:14:46,216
It makes me sick!
It makes me sick!
401
00:14:46,217 --> 00:14:47,593
- Hurtful.
- Very hurtful.
402
00:14:47,594 --> 00:14:48,927
Hey, no one's eating.
403
00:14:48,928 --> 00:14:50,846
I'm just making fries for band kids.
404
00:14:50,847 --> 00:14:52,973
I think everyone's
about to order a burger.
405
00:14:52,974 --> 00:14:54,558
Oh, crap!
406
00:14:54,559 --> 00:14:56,643
- What?
- That's the fire marshal.
407
00:14:56,644 --> 00:14:59,396
- Jimmy.
- I didn't call him, I swear.
408
00:14:59,397 --> 00:15:02,065
- Nice turnout.
- Y-- Uh, yep.
409
00:15:02,066 --> 00:15:04,067
I was just on my way to
the papier-mache convention--
410
00:15:04,068 --> 00:15:06,653
- highly flammable convention--
- Mache-micon.
411
00:15:06,654 --> 00:15:08,616
...when I heard
the music in here.
412
00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:11,575
You know what the fine is
for being over capacity?
413
00:15:11,576 --> 00:15:12,993
I... I-I don't.
414
00:15:12,994 --> 00:15:15,203
Don't answer yet.
Guess what the fine is
415
00:15:15,204 --> 00:15:16,580
for obstructing the main exit.
416
00:15:16,581 --> 00:15:19,958
W-We're not obstructing
the main exit that much.
417
00:15:19,959 --> 00:15:21,376
You just have to go like this
418
00:15:21,377 --> 00:15:23,420
to get by the harp
and the speaker.
419
00:15:23,421 --> 00:15:26,091
I'm shutting this down.
420
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:31,219
- Shutting us down?
- And fining you.
421
00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:33,055
- Don't gloss over that.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
422
00:15:33,056 --> 00:15:34,473
Is someone shutting us down?
423
00:15:34,474 --> 00:15:35,557
- Louise.
- No!
424
00:15:35,558 --> 00:15:36,642
We haven't gone yet.
425
00:15:36,643 --> 00:15:39,102
We rehearsed two and half times.
426
00:15:39,103 --> 00:15:40,812
What, is this guy
the fire marshal or something?
427
00:15:40,813 --> 00:15:42,481
- Yes.
- Oh. Hi.
428
00:15:42,482 --> 00:15:44,274
You want to make
the announcement or should I?
429
00:15:44,275 --> 00:15:46,818
Oh, no, like,
tell people they have to leave?
430
00:15:46,819 --> 00:15:48,528
That's how
getting shut down works.
431
00:15:48,529 --> 00:15:50,614
Teddy and Mort, everyone.
Teddy and Mort.
432
00:15:50,615 --> 00:15:52,366
Good thing you're a mortician, Mort,
433
00:15:52,367 --> 00:15:53,659
'cause you killed.
434
00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:55,702
I-It's just, we haven't sold
that many burgers.
435
00:15:55,703 --> 00:15:58,288
Could they order a bunch of food to go
before they leave?
436
00:15:58,289 --> 00:15:59,790
Seems like you want me
to shut it down.
437
00:15:59,791 --> 00:16:01,583
Folks--
Oh. Marshmallow.
438
00:16:01,584 --> 00:16:03,877
- Marty.
- Oh, you-you know each other?
439
00:16:03,878 --> 00:16:05,879
Marty, you are not about
to mess with my moment.
440
00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:08,048
- Were you gonna sing?
- For my parents.
441
00:16:08,049 --> 00:16:11,468
- I, um...
- They've never heard me sing.
442
00:16:11,469 --> 00:16:14,805
- Uh...
- And they live far away and they're old.
443
00:16:14,806 --> 00:16:16,056
- Oh...
- Marty,
444
00:16:16,057 --> 00:16:18,183
- who saved your life in that nightclub?
- You did.
445
00:16:18,184 --> 00:16:19,893
And who never told anyone
that embarrassing way
446
00:16:19,894 --> 00:16:22,104
- you almost died in that nightclub?
- You.
447
00:16:22,105 --> 00:16:23,522
And what were you doing
in that nightclub?
448
00:16:23,523 --> 00:16:24,940
Were you dancing, Marty?
449
00:16:24,941 --> 00:16:26,525
- I was dancing, and-and--
- You were dancing
450
00:16:26,526 --> 00:16:28,026
with an open flame,
weren't you, Marty?
451
00:16:28,027 --> 00:16:29,236
- I was--
- The fire marshal.
452
00:16:29,237 --> 00:16:31,154
Yes, I w-- I made a mistake.
453
00:16:31,155 --> 00:16:33,991
- And did you start a fire, Marty?
- I-I did start a fire.
454
00:16:33,992 --> 00:16:35,867
And I carried you
out of that building, Marty,
455
00:16:35,868 --> 00:16:36,952
like a baby.
456
00:16:36,953 --> 00:16:38,662
Yes, I-I felt very safe.
457
00:16:38,663 --> 00:16:40,038
Louise, how many more acts?
458
00:16:40,039 --> 00:16:41,957
- Fischoeder, you, us.
- Marty.
459
00:16:41,958 --> 00:16:44,712
Code enforcement
starts with this code.
460
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,714
It doesn't, but you know what?
461
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,008
I counted wrong,
and those guys are leaving.
462
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,716
A-And look at that,
they barely have to form
463
00:16:50,717 --> 00:16:52,092
a single-file line
to push their way out.
464
00:16:52,093 --> 00:16:53,343
I'm a big music fan.
465
00:16:53,344 --> 00:16:55,178
- Did I tell you I was a music fan?
- No.
466
00:16:55,179 --> 00:16:56,680
- Great.
- Let's hear some music.
467
00:16:56,681 --> 00:16:57,764
Attaboy.
468
00:16:57,765 --> 00:16:59,725
Ladies and gentlemen,
469
00:16:59,726 --> 00:17:01,768
Mr. Calvin Fischoeder and Her Majesty,
470
00:17:01,769 --> 00:17:04,481
the Princess Angelica Flavia.
471
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,988
♪ Baby, it seems we never ♪
472
00:17:12,989 --> 00:17:15,323
♪ Ever agree ♪
473
00:17:15,324 --> 00:17:17,576
♪ I like the movies ♪
474
00:17:17,577 --> 00:17:20,704
♪ And I like TV ♪
475
00:17:20,705 --> 00:17:22,372
♪ I take things serious ♪
476
00:17:22,373 --> 00:17:25,083
♪ And you take 'em light ♪
477
00:17:25,084 --> 00:17:27,212
♪ I go to bed early ♪
478
00:17:27,504 --> 00:17:30,839
♪ And I party all night ♪
479
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:32,591
♪ Our friends are saying ♪
480
00:17:32,592 --> 00:17:34,428
♪ We ain't gonna last ♪
481
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,679
♪ 'Cause I move slowly ♪
482
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,599
♪ And, baby, I'm fast ♪
483
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,517
♪ I like it quiet ♪
484
00:17:42,518 --> 00:17:45,103
♪ And I love to shout ♪
485
00:17:45,104 --> 00:17:47,272
♪ But when we get together ♪
486
00:17:47,273 --> 00:17:50,484
♪ It just all works out... ♪
487
00:17:50,485 --> 00:17:52,861
Jimmy Jr! Jimmy Jr. is here.
488
00:17:52,862 --> 00:17:53,987
- That's not good.
- Hey, Tina.
489
00:17:53,988 --> 00:17:55,405
Hey, there, bud.
490
00:17:55,406 --> 00:17:57,908
I came straight here from wrestling.
I didn't even change.
491
00:17:57,909 --> 00:17:59,576
Yep, yep. You are here.
492
00:17:59,577 --> 00:18:00,911
You are right here.
493
00:18:00,912 --> 00:18:02,287
You seem kind of freaked out.
494
00:18:02,288 --> 00:18:04,081
Do I smell? That's not my sweat.
495
00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:05,749
- That's the other guy's.
- Uh-huh.
496
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:07,000
Excuse me one sec.
497
00:18:07,001 --> 00:18:09,002
- We can't do the song.
- Or we go the other way
498
00:18:09,003 --> 00:18:11,630
- and we do the song.
- Nope. What's our backup plan?
499
00:18:11,631 --> 00:18:13,173
- Run?
- Tina, it's honest,
500
00:18:13,174 --> 00:18:14,966
it's raw and it's real.
501
00:18:14,967 --> 00:18:17,094
- Also, we have nothing else.
- Damn it.
502
00:18:17,095 --> 00:18:18,804
Let's get you a drink, huh?
503
00:18:18,805 --> 00:18:20,514
You a water man? Juice man?
504
00:18:20,515 --> 00:18:22,474
Uh, oh, yeah, you are covered
in someone else's sweat.
505
00:18:22,475 --> 00:18:24,353
That's wrestling for you.
506
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:26,478
♪ There's a road ♪
507
00:18:26,479 --> 00:18:29,149
♪ I know I must go ♪
508
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,194
♪ Even though I tell myself ♪
509
00:18:34,195 --> 00:18:36,698
♪ That road is closed ♪
510
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:41,328
♪ Listen, lonely seabird ♪
511
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,411
♪ You've been away from land ♪
512
00:18:43,412 --> 00:18:46,289
♪ Too long ♪
513
00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:48,585
♪ Oh, too long ♪
514
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,799
♪ I don't listen ♪
515
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,844
♪ To the news no more ♪
516
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,472
♪ Like an unwound clock
I just ♪
517
00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:03,767
♪ Don't seem to care ♪
518
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:08,230
♪ This world isn't big enough ♪
519
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:09,773
♪ To keep me away ♪
520
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,901
♪ From you ♪
521
00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:16,697
♪ Oh, from you ♪
522
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,242
♪ Seabird, seabird ♪
523
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:22,578
♪ Fly home ♪
524
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:27,332
♪ Seabird, seabird ♪
525
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,960
♪ Fly home ♪
526
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,296
♪ Seabird, seabird ♪
527
00:19:34,297 --> 00:19:37,300
♪ Fly home ♪
528
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:43,722
Marshmallow, everyone.
529
00:19:43,723 --> 00:19:46,016
Mr. F, we can stand on this, right?
530
00:19:46,017 --> 00:19:48,268
- I do it almost every night.
- Folks, people,
531
00:19:48,269 --> 00:19:50,522
our open mic night
is almost over.
532
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:53,440
Hey, how about a hand for
the kids behind the counter?
533
00:19:53,441 --> 00:19:55,025
Just kidding. They're not kids.
534
00:19:55,026 --> 00:19:56,526
Look how old they are.
535
00:19:56,527 --> 00:20:00,240
Um, did everyone order
three or four burgers?
536
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,908
Hmm. This night might not
be the big moneymaker
537
00:20:02,909 --> 00:20:04,492
we thought it would be.
538
00:20:04,493 --> 00:20:05,911
Pass it around, people.
539
00:20:05,912 --> 00:20:07,704
Who wants to help us
dig out of the hole
540
00:20:07,705 --> 00:20:10,459
that we, uh...
that some of us, uh, dug here?
541
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,418
- Oh.
- Did you want to hear
542
00:20:13,419 --> 00:20:14,838
one last song?
543
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,340
Tina, it's a good song.
544
00:20:18,341 --> 00:20:19,718
If we're gonna do this...
545
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,135
- Jimmy Jr.!
- Yeah?
546
00:20:22,136 --> 00:20:23,847
- I hope you like it.
- What?
547
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:28,350
♪ A light goes on inside ♪
548
00:20:28,351 --> 00:20:33,855
♪ When I behold your backside ♪
549
00:20:33,856 --> 00:20:35,357
♪ A-one, two, three ♪
550
00:20:35,358 --> 00:20:37,444
♪ I want to draw a face
on your butt and then kiss it ♪
551
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,863
♪ I want to draw a star
on your butt and then wish it ♪
552
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:41,782
♪ I want to build a house
on your butt and then visit ♪
553
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,201
♪ Put a big "E" on your butt
It's explicit ♪
554
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,451
- ♪ You're a dancer, a wrestler ♪
- ♪ Uh-huh, yeah ♪
555
00:20:46,452 --> 00:20:48,912
♪ So you know
that butt's impress-ler... ♪
556
00:20:48,913 --> 00:20:51,625
- Mom, get up here.
- Yay!
557
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,794
♪ I want to draw a face
on your butt and then kiss it ♪
558
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,004
♪ I want to draw a star
on your butt and then wish it ♪
559
00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:57,798
♪ I want to build a house
on your butt and then visit ♪
560
00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,465
♪ Put a big "E" on your butt
It's explicit ♪
561
00:21:00,466 --> 00:21:02,801
- ♪ You're a dancer, a wrestler ♪
- ♪ Uh-huh, yeah ♪
562
00:21:02,802 --> 00:21:04,844
♪ So you know
that butt's impress-ler ♪
563
00:21:04,845 --> 00:21:07,430
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Ow, ow, ow, ow ♪
564
00:21:07,431 --> 00:21:09,808
♪ I want to draw a face on
your butt and then kiss it ♪
565
00:21:09,809 --> 00:21:12,018
♪ I want to draw a star on
your butt and then wish it ♪
566
00:21:12,019 --> 00:21:14,187
♪ I want to build a house on
your butt and then visit ♪
567
00:21:14,188 --> 00:21:16,314
♪ Put a big "E" on your butt
It's explicit ♪
568
00:21:16,315 --> 00:21:18,275
- ♪ Uh-huh ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
569
00:21:18,276 --> 00:21:20,443
♪ I want to draw a face
on your butt and then kiss it ♪
570
00:21:20,444 --> 00:21:22,696
♪ I want to draw a star
on your butt and then wish it ♪
571
00:21:22,697 --> 00:21:24,739
♪ I want to build a house
on your butt and then visit ♪
572
00:21:24,740 --> 00:21:26,950
♪ Put a big "E" on your butt
It's explicit ♪
573
00:21:26,951 --> 00:21:30,455
♪ Put it on your butt
Explicit, yeah ♪