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[♪ theme music playing]
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[Mr. Frond over PA]
Good afternoon, students.
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Before you leave today,
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just a quick update.
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Our school-wide talent show
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{\an8}that was scheduled for this
Friday has been canceled.
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{\an8}- [students exclaim]
- We had a few sign-ups
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{\an8}and I certainly
don't want to say
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{\an8}the talent show was canceled
due to lack of talent,
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{\an8}but, um, let's say it has been
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{\an8}postponed indefinitely
while we, uh, develop
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{\an8}the, um, talent.
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{\an8}Have a great afternoon!
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{\an8}- [grunting]
- Unbelievable. I am offended.
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{\an8}We were gonna dominate
that talent show.
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{\an8}We were gonna make it sorry
it was ever born.
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{\an8}W-Weren't we just
gonna do a song?
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{\an8}- We were gonna do a song, too.
- We were gonna sing it.
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{\an8}I was maybe gonna do
a dance for the talent show,
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{\an8}but now I don't want to.
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{\an8}I mean, you can't,
'cause it's canceled.
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{\an8}Right, but still.
Not gonna do it.
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{\an8}You know what?
You guys should ask your dad
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{\an8}to have a talent show
at his restaurant.
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{\an8}Like an open mic night
or something.
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{\an8}Why don't you ask your dad
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{\an8}to have an open mic night
at your restaurant?
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{\an8}Our dad is not open
to our innovative ideas.
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{\an8}Plus, do you want to perform
for no one?
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{\an8}You got to have an audience
for these things.
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{\an8}That's our restaurant's
unofficial motto,
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{\an8}"Avoid the crowds."
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{\an8}Our dad said he would have
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{\an8}an open mic night
at the restaurant,
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{\an8}except that he likes
fun things that are good.
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{\an8}- So, no.
- Open mic night?
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{\an8}- No.
- Ooh...
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{\an8}No, Lin. No "Ooh."
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{\an8}Bob. Open mic night.
We should do that.
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{\an8}Uh, I feel like
you're not hearing me.
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{\an8}You're saying no, but
that's just a thing you say.
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{\an8}I-- What?
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{\an8}Plus, Dad, we'll be performing
and it'll be amazing.
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{\an8}- What would you perform?
- Something with a bongo.
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{\an8}- A ballad about salad.
- Might be about a tree.
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{\an8}I mean, it's still coming together.
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{\an8}We want to perform, too.
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{\an8}[raspy vocalizing]
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{\an8}Up, bup, bup, bup. Wow!
That's just a taste.
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{\an8}- Lin. See?
- What? No. I mean...
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{\an8}I went to an open mic night
at a coffee shop
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{\an8}with my cousin once.
The place was packed.
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- It was?
- Yeah, on a Wednesday night.
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- How packed?
- W-Were people buying things?
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- Y-You probably didn't notice.
- I ate three scones.
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And I wasn't planning to eat any scones.
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- No one plans to eat a scone.
- Mm.
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- We can advertise, right?
- Yeah.
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But we want a cut of the door.
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We couldn't charge at the door.
No one would pay.
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We want a cut of the food.
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- No.
- Cut of the beverages?
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- No.
- Streaming rights?
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May-- Uh, sure.
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And we'll emcee and we'll handle
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the sign-up sheet
and if we get a line,
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- Tina will be on crowd control.
- Uh, I will?
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- Hmm. A line.
- Deal?
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Okay, deal. I-If we can
make a little money.
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Gordon the Gecko over here.
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Yay! Open mic!
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[all cheer]
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[both] ♪ La-la, la-la
la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
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Boys. Boys, too much.
Holster it.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Mm-hmm, got it.
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We really should figure out
what we're gonna sing.
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It needs to be something
groundbreaking.
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Do you have anything
groundbreaking handy?
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You got to spit out your love
when you're brushing your heart?
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Keep thinking. Have something
ready by lunch tomorrow.
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Oh, good. So, I have time.
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Oof. "A PA is a must-have."
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Of course it is. What's a PA?
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Speakers and a mixing board and mics.
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Can't people just sing loud?
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That's what I was hoping,
but apparently not.
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Mics seem to be a big part
of open mic nights.
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Oh, God, it's, like,
$200 a day to rent.
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Oh, boy.
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[exclaims]
We have to pay a licensing fee.
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- What?
- To the music rights people.
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It looks like it might be a lot.
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Maybe we don't have to pay
if it's just one night?
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What do you think, the first one's free,
like a sex worker?
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- A sex worker?
- Yeah.
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I don't think sex workers give
you the first one for free.
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- That's drug dealers.
- Oh, Mr. Streets over here.
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Knows who gives the first one free.
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- I'm not Mr. Streets.
- Uh-huh.
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[sighs] Maybe we don't
do the open mic night.
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We-we shouldn't lose
money on this, right?
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- Yeah. I guess not.
- Should I go tell the kids?
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Eh. You can tell 'em in the morning.
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- Or you could tell 'em.
- Oh, no, I'm not telling 'em.
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Great. But you'll back me up
on this, right?
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- [snores]
- Lin?
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Maybe the kids won't even care.
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They've probably moved on
to not-open-mic related things.
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Open mic night at Bob's Burgers.
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Come for the beats,
stay for the meats.
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I hope it's okay
that we got up early
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and made these without
checking with Mom and Dad.
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They already agreed. Yesterday.
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We're preapproved to launch
our amazing ad campaign.
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Thank you.
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Whoa!
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Are you having an open mic night?
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- Maybe.
- Maybe?
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Would a landlord have
a problem, theoretically,
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if a tenant had an open mic night
in their place of business?
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A landlord?
Is that what you think of me?
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- Yes.
- We pay you rent. Sometimes.
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Sure, I own the hovel
that you live and work in,
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but first and foremost,
I am a troubadour,
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- a minstrel.
- A menstrual?
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Please reserve a spot for me,
Young Burgers.
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Sign-ups are day of.
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[clears throat] Let's go back
to the landlord part.
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Uh, we'll-we'll find a spot for you.
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Thank you. I'll be inviting
the Princess Angelica Flavia
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to join me.
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She's an actual Belgian princess
who plays the harp.
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We've already got, like,
three of those.
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- Really?
- No, I'm kidding. She's the first one.
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She's traveling the country
by private train.
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And I was hoping to check out
her caboose, so to speak.
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She's, uh, an age appropriate
princess for me, you see.
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- She's a PILF.
- Yes, I suppose so.
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And that makes me a pilferer.
Wish me luck.
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- Good luck.
- Good luck?
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[Linda]
Where the heck are the kids?
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I don't know. It's spooky
when they get up before we do.
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- It's like they escaped.
- So, no-go on the open mic, huh?
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Yeah. It-it just costs
too much. We can't do it.
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I feel like Mort
talked you into this
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- and we should all be mad at him.
- Oh, here they are.
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Kids, hey, listen.
We've got some news that--
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Dad, Dad, Dad.
Everybody's coming
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to the open mic night.
Everybody. You're welcome.
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- What?
- Wait, what?
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- We flyered.
- I paid for the copies.
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I'm hoping I can get reimbursed.
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I have the receipt.
Oh, boy,
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I think I handed it to someone
instead of a flyer.
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- Oh, my God.
- It's also online. Probably viral.
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We ran into Mort
and he said he'd post about it
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on all the neighborhood apps.
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He took a picture of the flyer
with his phone.
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My thumb's gonna be famous.
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Don't let it go to your head.
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Oh, my God.
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Kids, you should not have made
flyers without asking.
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We're not doing the open mic night.
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- [all] What?
- [entry bells chime]
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- Bob.
- Uh, hey, Marshmallow.
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[all] Hi, Marshmallow.
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I love your outfit.
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It's just what I wear to work.
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{\an8}Bob, I'm so glad you're doing
this open mic night.
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Um, we're not actually doing it.
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Are you calling this flyer a liar?
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I'm sorry. It would just cost us
money that we don't have.
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Like, uh, a lot of it.
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Dad. We're gonna pack the place.
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Kids, I know you wanted to perform,
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but you don't even know
what song you want to sing.
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That doesn't mean anything.
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Yeah, we're gonna
figure it out at the last minute.
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That's how all great works
of art are made.
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Beethoven's Fifth,
he came up with that
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the day before the concert.
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Ken Burns' Baseball
was mostly improv.
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- Kids.
- Bob.
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- Yes?
- This is about expression.
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- The plate is your stage.
- Whoa.
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When these kids want to make some noise,
do they have a stage?
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It was gonna be at school, but
the talent show was canceled.
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The talent show was canceled, Bob.
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The talent show was canceled.
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The talent show was canceled, Bob.
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Yes, I know.
What, uh, what if the kids sing a song,
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but we don't have mics and we don't
call it an open mic night?
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That's still a stage, right?
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- Got to have mics. Come on.
- And an audience.
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And other performers
to compare ourselves to.
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And boys. Maybe, like, a youth
basketball team's bus
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breaks down right in front
on the night of the show.
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- I want to sing, too.
- You do?
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I need to sing. Here.
Right here. Friday night.
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Right there? That's so specific.
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My parents are coming to town.
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I saw this flyer
and I said, "Well, well."
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"Well, well," what?
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- Don't what my "well, well."
- Sorry.
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Bob, I have places to be.
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I came by to say save me a slot.
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Will you be saving me a slot
at your open mic night?
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Say yes.
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[sighs] Fine.
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[all] Yay!
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Thank you. Kids,
your parents are good people.
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Do all your chores this week.
All of them.
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- Uh...
- Don't ruin this.
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Yeah, what the heck,
Marshmallow?
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- Excuse me?
- Sorry.
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Lots of great song ideas over here.
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- Well, I've got nothing.
- Oh, phew. Me neither.
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- I've got something.
- Is that my journal?
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Yeah, sometimes
when I'm blocked,
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I flip through it
for inspiration.
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- You do?
- Look at this.
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- Whoa.
- That's a song.
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- It is.
- Let me see.
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You were pressing very hard
with your pen in this section.
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I'm still processing
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the "I read your journal when
I'm feeling blocked" part.
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Gene, don't read your sister's
journal without asking.
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- Oh, look at that.
- Mom.
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So, we watching TV or what?
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- We're songwriting.
- No, we're songwriting.
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No parents. It's a surprise.
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Fine. I'll go watch
the computer with your father.
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Do we still have
your grandma's password?
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[all] It doesn't work anymore.
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- [Linda] Damn it.
- Tina, that stuff is better
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than anything else
we're gonna come up with.
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All it needs is some bongo.
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That's true about everything.
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But it-it's embarrassing.
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W-What if Jimmy Junior comes
to the open mic night, he--
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Wait, he may be busy.
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I think he has
a wrestling meet that night.
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Give me the journal.
He does. Hmm.
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Is it home or away?
It's away, that's good.
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[quietly] Everything's in there.
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[quietly] She's very thorough.
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[sighs]
Uh, I-I'll think about it.
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I mean, it's personal,
the things I wrote
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and want to do, so, probably...
definitely not.
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- Sure, sure.
- Uh-huh, we respect that.
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[Gene] Okay, hot off
the presses, people.
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Take one and pass the stack.
Some of you know our band,
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the Itty Bitty Ditty Committee.
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Darryl and Peter are pursuing
a solo project called
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"They Didn't Feel Like Doing This,"
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so we're forming
a new group for this event.
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[groans] That's private. Excuse me.
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Thank you. I'll take that.
Gene, Louise, not okay.
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We need to audition people today.
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I mean, sorry?
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- Aah!
- She's just shy.
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Teenagers. Am I right?
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- She'll come around.
- How about this?
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Who can get dropped off
at our house on Friday night?
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You're all in the band.
You saw some of the notes.
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Learn 'em tonight.
The rhythm's like this.
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[vocalizing wildly]
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Learn it, people.
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[Teddy] You know, I'm thinking
about doing a song.
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- With Mort.
- Oh, God.
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- What?
- I mean, uh, good. Yup.
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- He plays guitar.
- Uh-huh.
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You know, I give him
a hard time sometimes
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because he's annoying,
but i-it'd be fun.
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He wants to do a bossa nova.
What's a bossa nova?
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Uh, I think it's Latin Jazz?
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What? Why did I agree
to do this with Mort?
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I don't have that kind
of sensuality!
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[♪ bongo beat playing]
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[♪ band plays final note]
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- So?
- [sighs]
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Fine. We can do the song.
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Hey, save that fire for the show.
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Bob. Mrs. Bob.
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I'm here to make sure
the piano gets properly situated.
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- [Linda] The piano?
- Yes, it's in the truck.
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We're gonna take
the window frame out,
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crane in the piano,
then put the window back.
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- You cats cool with that?
- What? N-no.
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Relax, Bob.
Hey, what you got there,
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some little tiny speakers
and a little tiny mixer?
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Um, no. Normal-sized speakers
and a big-enough mixer.
293
00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,102
We-we rented them.
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00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:05,687
Well, I brought a system
from the Wharf.
295
00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:08,481
My voice just sounds tinny
on anything less than 500 watts.
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Don't worry.
I won't charge you for it.
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00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:12,193
It would have been good
to know this before.
298
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Can't get a refund.
299
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:17,115
Hmm. Gonna be tight in here
with a nine-foot concert grand.
300
00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:18,992
We'll need to remove these stools.
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00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,827
- No objection, I take it?
- [sighs]
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00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:23,330
And I'd love a little height.
Uh, okay if we put in a riser?
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- [Bob] Mm.
- And curtains and lights, of course.
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- [Bob] Of course.
- Wish it wasn't a burger place.
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Too late to change that?
Couldn't it be a wine bar?
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- Ooh!
- Lin.
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Oh, I love the lights. Magical.
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- Yup.
- All right.
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{\an8}I borrowed this clipboard
from Mr. Frond at school
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{\an8}for our day-of sign-up sheet.
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{\an8}It's day-of o'clock.
So let's sign up.
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Going last, Louise,
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Gene, Tina and friends.
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Mom, are you gonna sign up?
You love to sing. Constantly.
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00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:53,860
No, I was gonna sing something
with Gayle, but she's gonna go
316
00:10:53,861 --> 00:10:56,571
to that papier-mache
convention, Mache-micon.
317
00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:58,865
It's fine. I'll be too busy
working anyway.
318
00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:00,825
- Slinging that hash, making that cash.
- [entry bells chime]
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Making cash? Huh-ho!
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00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:05,121
- Trying something new? Zoom!
- Bye, Jimmy.
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00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:07,540
- Thanks for stopping by.
- [chuckles] I'm teasing, Bob.
322
00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:10,210
Having an open mic night, huh?
That's dumb.
323
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,753
Bye, Jimmy.
Thanks for stopping by.
324
00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:14,005
You got to pay
a license fee for song rights.
325
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:16,466
You know that, right?
And you can't weasel out of it,
326
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:20,553
'cause, you know, someone could
so easily drop a dime on you.
327
00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:23,390
Well, I already paid it,
Jimmy, so, uh, bye.
328
00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:26,643
Heh. Course, if you do, by
some miracle, pack the place,
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00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:29,354
then a concerned neighbor
could call the fire marshal
330
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,106
- to come count heads.
- Oh.
331
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,566
[laughs] Oh, ho-ho-ho!
You didn't think of that.
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00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,026
[chuckles] Yeah.
333
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:37,153
Probably 'cause you don't even
know your maximum occupancy
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00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:38,446
because it never comes up.
335
00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:40,032
- That's a zoom.
- Hey, Jimmy,
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00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:41,616
can I take a five-minute break
later tonight?
337
00:11:41,617 --> 00:11:43,284
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why'd you even come over here
338
00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:46,204
- to ask me that?
- Can I get five minutes at 7:00?
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00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,539
Trev at 7:00.
340
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,873
Don't sign up for the thing.
341
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,500
What? I've got music in me.
342
00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:52,043
Andy and Ollie are singing, too.
343
00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:53,753
I know. I'll be here.
344
00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:55,547
- And watch me, also?
- Yeah, yeah.
345
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,298
But I'm not gonna
be proud of anybody.
346
00:11:57,299 --> 00:12:00,094
Crap. Being over capacity--
I didn't think of that.
347
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:02,804
- That fine would kill us.
- Maybe just exactly
348
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,556
the right amount of people will come?
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00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,766
I don't know if it's the exact
right amount of people,
350
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,351
but, um, they're already here.
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00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:09,770
You've got a line.
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00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,397
- Yes!
- Oh.
353
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,565
Do they look hungry?
354
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:14,816
That guy's got takeout.
355
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:17,694
Oh, and sorry, the band kids
are expecting free fries.
356
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:19,070
- [Bob groans]
- There's nothing I could do,
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00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:20,781
it's in their contract.
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00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:26,119
All right.
Welcome to open mic night
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at Bob's Burgers. First of many.
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- [coughs] Push the food.
- Oh, and buy some food.
361
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,335
Gene didn't flick anything
into the meat grinder today.
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00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:35,503
Oh, my God.
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00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:37,005
{\an8}Okay, let's start the show
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{\an8}with Andy and Ollie Pesto
doing "Moonlight Sonata."
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00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:42,802
{\an8}I didn't know you guys played the piano.
I thought you were singing.
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00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:45,431
- We don't play the piano.
- What's a piano?
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00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,767
[♪ vocalizing "Moonlight Sonata"]
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00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:00,279
♪ Please, Mr. Postman ♪
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♪ Look and see... ♪
Okay, it's my job.
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00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,867
♪ Is there a letter
in your bag for me? ♪
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00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:08,077
Could be.
♪ You know, it's been ♪
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00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:10,289
♪ A really long time ♪
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♪ Since I heard from ♪
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00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:14,376
- ♪ This girlfriend of mine... ♪
- [Trev] ♪ My friends ♪
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♪ Feel it's their appointed duty ♪
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00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:26,138
♪ They keep trying to tell me ♪
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00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:31,352
♪ All you want to do is use me... ♪
378
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,729
Eesh, somebody
hurt that guy, huh?
379
00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:37,190
- Mm. Mm-hmm.
- Uh-oh.
380
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,691
You been counting as people come in?
381
00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:40,443
- Uh, yeah.
- No, you haven't.
382
00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:43,780
You can't count.
Might be overcrowded, Bob.
383
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,615
Excuse me,
I got to think of a good zoom
384
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:47,367
to say to Trev when he comes off.
385
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:48,535
Oh, God.
386
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:49,954
[whispers] Tina, Tina.
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00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,790
Uh, sorry, we're at capacity.
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00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:56,167
It's, uh, one in, one out
from now on.
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00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:59,587
[chuckles] My young burger child,
we're the star attraction.
390
00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:03,341
Sorry, fire code. And I'm supposed
to be muscle. So, it, uh--
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00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,385
Tell you what, we're gonna
push past you, Muscles.
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00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,554
But as soon as I get in,
I'm gonna find two people
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00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:09,556
and tell them
you said they have to leave.
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00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,100
Okay, you're going in. Yep.
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00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:14,353
♪ Good lovin' gone bad ♪
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00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:17,273
♪ And it's usually too late ♪
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00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:18,858
♪ When you ♪
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00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,735
♪ Realize what you had ♪
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00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:26,073
♪ My mind goes back to a girl I left ♪
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00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,200
♪ Some years ago ♪
401
00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:29,910
♪ Who told me ♪
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00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:33,080
♪ Just hold on loosely ♪
403
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,458
♪ But don't let go... ♪
404
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,587
[whispers] Your Majesty,
please, I assure you,
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00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,006
this is one of
the hottest scenes in town.
406
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,090
- I mean, it's all relative, of course--
- The smell.
407
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:46,217
It makes me sick!
It makes me sick!
408
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,594
- Hurtful.
- Very hurtful.
409
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:48,928
Hey, no one's eating.
410
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:50,847
I'm just making fries for band kids.
411
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:52,974
I think everyone's
about to order a burger.
412
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,559
- [entry bells chime]
- Oh, crap!
413
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,644
- What?
- That's the fire marshal.
414
00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:59,397
- Jimmy.
- I didn't call him, I swear.
415
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:02,066
- Nice turnout.
- Y-- Uh, yep.
416
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,068
I was just on my way to
the papier-mache convention--
417
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:06,654
- highly flammable convention--
- Mache-micon.
418
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,616
...when I heard
the music in here.
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00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:11,576
You know what the fine is
for being over capacity?
420
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:12,994
I... I-I don't.
421
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,204
Don't answer yet.
Guess what the fine is
422
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:16,581
for obstructing the main exit.
423
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:19,959
W-We're not obstructing
the main exit that much.
424
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,377
You just have to go like this
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00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:23,421
to get by the harp
and the speaker.
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00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:26,091
- I'm shutting this down.
- [whimpers]
427
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:31,220
- Shutting us down?
- And fining you.
428
00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:33,056
- Don't gloss over that.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
429
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,474
Is someone shutting us down?
430
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:35,558
- Louise.
- No!
431
00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:36,643
We haven't gone yet.
432
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:39,103
We rehearsed two and half times.
433
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,813
What, is this guy
the fire marshal or something?
434
00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:42,482
- Yes.
- Oh. Hi.
435
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,275
[fire marshal] You want to make
the announcement or should I?
436
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,819
[Bob] Oh, no, like,
tell people they have to leave?
437
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:48,529
That's how
getting shut down works.
438
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:50,615
Teddy and Mort, everyone.
Teddy and Mort.
439
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,367
- [applause]
- Good thing you're a mortician, Mort,
440
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,660
'cause you killed.
441
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,703
I-It's just, we haven't sold
that many burgers.
442
00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:58,289
Could they order a bunch of food to go
before they leave?
443
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,791
Seems like you want me
to shut it down.
444
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,584
Folks--
Oh. Marshmallow.
445
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:03,878
- Marty.
- Oh, you-you know each other?
446
00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:05,880
Marty, you are not about
to mess with my moment.
447
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:08,049
- Were you gonna sing?
- For my parents.
448
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:11,469
- I, um...
- They've never heard me sing.
449
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:14,806
- Uh...
- And they live far away and they're old.
450
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,057
- Oh... [chuckles]
- Marty,
451
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,184
- who saved your life in that nightclub?
- You did.
452
00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:19,894
And who never told anyone
that embarrassing way
453
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:22,105
- you almost died in that nightclub?
- You.
454
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,523
And what were you doing
in that nightclub?
455
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,941
Were you dancing, Marty?
456
00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:26,526
- I was dancing, and-and--
- You were dancing
457
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:28,027
with an open flame,
weren't you, Marty?
458
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:29,237
- I was--
- The fire marshal.
459
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,155
Yes, I w-- I made a mistake.
460
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,992
- And did you start a fire, Marty?
- I-I did start a fire.
461
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,868
And I carried you
out of that building, Marty,
462
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:36,953
like a baby.
463
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,663
Yes, I-I felt very safe.
464
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,039
Louise, how many more acts?
465
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,958
- Fischoeder, you, us.
- Marty.
466
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,712
Code enforcement
starts with this code.
467
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,714
It doesn't, but you know what?
468
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,008
I counted wrong,
and those guys are leaving.
469
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,717
A-And look at that,
they barely have to form
470
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,093
a single-file line
to push their way out.
471
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,344
I'm a big music fan.
472
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,179
- Did I tell you I was a music fan?
- No.
473
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,681
- Great.
- Let's hear some music.
474
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,765
Attaboy.
475
00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:59,726
- [♪ piano playing]
- Ladies and gentlemen,
476
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,769
Mr. Calvin Fischoeder and Her Majesty,
477
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:04,481
the Princess Angelica Flavia.
478
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,989
♪ Baby, it seems we never ♪
479
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,324
♪ Ever agree ♪
480
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:17,577
♪ I like the movies ♪
481
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:20,705
♪ And I like TV ♪
482
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,373
♪ I take things serious ♪
483
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:25,084
♪ And you take 'em light ♪
484
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,212
♪ I go to bed early ♪
485
00:17:27,504 --> 00:17:30,840
♪ And I party all night ♪
486
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,592
♪ Our friends are saying ♪
487
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,428
♪ We ain't gonna last ♪
488
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,680
♪ 'Cause I move slowly ♪
489
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:40,600
♪ And, baby, I'm fast ♪
490
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,518
♪ I like it quiet ♪
491
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:45,104
♪ And I love to shout ♪
492
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:47,273
♪ But when we get together ♪
493
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:50,485
♪ It just all works out... ♪
494
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,862
Jimmy Jr! Jimmy Jr. is here.
495
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:53,988
- That's not good.
- Hey, Tina.
496
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:55,406
Hey, there, bud.
497
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,909
I came straight here from wrestling.
I didn't even change.
498
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,577
Yep, yep. You are here.
499
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:00,912
You are right here.
500
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,288
You seem kind of freaked out.
501
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:04,082
Do I smell? That's not my sweat.
502
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,750
- That's the other guy's.
- Uh-huh.
503
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,001
Excuse me one sec.
504
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,003
- We can't do the song.
- Or we go the other way
505
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,631
- and we do the song.
- Nope. What's our backup plan?
506
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,174
- Run?
- Tina, it's honest,
507
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,967
it's raw and it's real.
508
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:17,095
- Also, we have nothing else.
- Damn it.
509
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,805
[weak chuckle]
Let's get you a drink, huh?
510
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,515
You a water man? Juice man?
511
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,475
Uh, oh, yeah, you are covered
in someone else's sweat.
512
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,353
That's wrestling for you.
513
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:26,479
♪ There's a road ♪
514
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,149
♪ I know I must go ♪
515
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,195
♪ Even though I tell myself ♪
516
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:36,698
♪ That road is closed ♪
517
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:41,328
♪ Listen, lonely seabird ♪
518
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,412
♪ You've been away from land ♪
519
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:46,290
♪ Too long ♪
520
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,585
♪ Oh, too long ♪
521
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,799
♪ I don't listen ♪
522
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,844
♪ To the news no more ♪
523
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,472
♪ Like an unwound clock
I just ♪
524
00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:03,767
♪ Don't seem to care ♪
525
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:08,230
♪ This world isn't big enough ♪
526
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:09,773
♪ To keep me away ♪
527
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,901
♪ From you ♪
528
00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:16,697
♪ Oh, from you ♪
529
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,242
♪ Seabird, seabird ♪
530
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:22,578
♪ Fly home ♪
531
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:27,332
♪ Seabird, seabird ♪
532
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,960
♪ Fly home ♪
533
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,297
♪ Seabird, seabird ♪
534
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:37,300
♪ Fly home ♪
535
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,303
[cheering, applause]
536
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:43,723
[Louise]
Marshmallow, everyone.
537
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:46,017
Mr. F, we can stand on this, right?
538
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,269
- I do it almost every night.
- Folks, people,
539
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,522
our open mic night
is almost over.
540
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:53,441
Hey, how about a hand for
the kids behind the counter?
541
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,026
Just kidding. They're not kids.
542
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,527
Look how old they are.
543
00:19:56,528 --> 00:20:00,240
Um, did everyone order
three or four burgers?
544
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,909
Hmm. This night might not
be the big moneymaker
545
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,493
we thought it would be.
546
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:05,912
Pass it around, people.
547
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,705
Who wants to help us
dig out of the hole
548
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:10,459
that we, uh...
that some of us, uh, dug here?
549
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:11,876
[sighs]
550
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,419
- Oh.
- [Gene] Did you want to hear
551
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,838
- one last song?
- [applause]
552
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:16,298
[hyperventilating]
553
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,341
[whispers]
Tina, it's a good song.
554
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,718
If we're gonna do this...
555
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,136
- Jimmy Jr.!
- Yeah?
556
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,847
- I hope you like it.
- What?
557
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:28,351
- ♪ A light goes on inside ♪
- [vocalizing]
558
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:33,856
♪ When I behold your backside ♪
559
00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:35,358
♪ A-one, two, three ♪
560
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,444
♪ I want to draw a face
on your butt and then kiss it ♪
561
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,863
♪ I want to draw a star
on your butt and then wish it ♪
562
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:41,782
♪ I want to build a house
on your butt and then visit ♪
563
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,201
♪ Put a big "E" on your butt
It's explicit ♪
564
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,452
- ♪ You're a dancer, a wrestler ♪
- ♪ Uh-huh, yeah ♪
565
00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:48,913
♪ So you know
that butt's impress-ler... ♪
566
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,625
- Mom, get up here.
- Yay!
567
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,794
♪ I want to draw a face
on your butt and then kiss it ♪
568
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,004
♪ I want to draw a star
on your butt and then wish it ♪
569
00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:57,798
♪ I want to build a house
on your butt and then visit ♪
570
00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,466
♪ Put a big "E" on your butt
It's explicit ♪
571
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:02,802
- ♪ You're a dancer, a wrestler ♪
- ♪ Uh-huh, yeah ♪
572
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,845
♪ So you know
that butt's impress-ler ♪
573
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:07,431
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Ow, ow, ow, ow ♪
574
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:09,809
♪ I want to draw a face on
your butt and then kiss it ♪
575
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:12,019
♪ I want to draw a star on
your butt and then wish it ♪
576
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,188
♪ I want to build a house on
your butt and then visit ♪
577
00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:16,315
♪ Put a big "E" on your butt
It's explicit ♪
578
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:18,276
- ♪ Uh-huh ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
579
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,444
♪ I want to draw a face
on your butt and then kiss it ♪
580
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:22,697
♪ I want to draw a star
on your butt and then wish it ♪
581
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,740
♪ I want to build a house
on your butt and then visit ♪
582
00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:26,951
♪ Put a big "E" on your butt
It's explicit ♪
583
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:30,455
♪ Put it on your butt
Explicit, yeah ♪