1 00:00:02,739 --> 00:00:04,743 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:20,174 --> 00:00:22,277 [Gene] The French toast is exquisite today. 3 00:00:22,278 --> 00:00:23,914 - Your father made it. - You made it? 4 00:00:24,014 --> 00:00:25,984 It's so good I assumed it was frozen. 5 00:00:25,985 --> 00:00:27,421 Uh, thank you? 6 00:00:27,555 --> 00:00:29,390 So, have you thought any more about the contest, Dad? 7 00:00:29,391 --> 00:00:31,396 Ready to change your maybe to a yes? 8 00:00:31,496 --> 00:00:33,066 Here's the flyer for it again in case 9 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:34,368 you need to refresh your memory. 10 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:36,038 I'm familiar with the flyer, Louise. 11 00:00:36,138 --> 00:00:38,777 You taped it to my face after I fell asleep last night. 12 00:00:38,778 --> 00:00:41,448 - Yes. - And I don't think you're supposed to take things off 13 00:00:41,449 --> 00:00:43,318 the community center bulletin board. 14 00:00:43,319 --> 00:00:44,722 How else do you expect me to get a fun 15 00:00:44,723 --> 00:00:46,759 senior water aerobics poster? 16 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,161 There are no good ones on eBay. 17 00:00:48,162 --> 00:00:49,765 Have you even read the flyer, Dad? 18 00:00:49,766 --> 00:00:51,301 - Yeah. - Read it again. Here we go. 19 00:00:51,302 --> 00:00:53,339 [moans] "Come enter the Father-Daughter 20 00:00:53,340 --> 00:00:55,811 "Boogie Board Battle for a fun day in the sun, 21 00:00:55,912 --> 00:00:58,449 hosted by Little Squirts Surf Shirts." 22 00:00:58,450 --> 00:01:01,723 And it says first prize is a hundred bucks. 23 00:01:01,724 --> 00:01:03,961 That's a lot of cheddar. "Cheddar" means money, right? 24 00:01:04,061 --> 00:01:05,363 - On the streets? - [Linda] Yeah, sure, Tina. 25 00:01:05,464 --> 00:01:07,100 Too bad it's only for 12 and under. 26 00:01:07,101 --> 00:01:08,302 I'd get'er that cheddar. 27 00:01:08,303 --> 00:01:09,905 It also says everyone who enters gets 28 00:01:09,906 --> 00:01:11,542 a free Little Squirts Surf Shirt. 29 00:01:11,543 --> 00:01:14,013 Better be a new one, before it gets any squirts on it. 30 00:01:14,014 --> 00:01:15,984 Uh, but we don't have boogie boards, so-- 31 00:01:15,985 --> 00:01:17,922 Well, the flyer says they have loaners. 32 00:01:17,923 --> 00:01:20,260 - Oh. - Come on. You, me, next weekend 33 00:01:20,361 --> 00:01:22,231 and a hundred smackers that we split. 34 00:01:22,364 --> 00:01:24,502 Or you just give it all to me because it's kind of weird 35 00:01:24,503 --> 00:01:26,405 - to split money with a child. - Hmm. 36 00:01:26,506 --> 00:01:28,342 And didn't Mom say you actually used to be good 37 00:01:28,343 --> 00:01:30,312 - at boogie boarding, somehow? - He was. 38 00:01:30,313 --> 00:01:32,384 How? Was your body different then? 39 00:01:32,484 --> 00:01:34,555 - Or was water different? - Actually, your father's got 40 00:01:34,556 --> 00:01:37,360 - the perfect body for boogie boarding. - Thank you, Linda. 41 00:01:37,361 --> 00:01:38,931 He's very buoyant. Like a seal. 42 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:41,101 How come we've never seen you do it? 43 00:01:41,102 --> 00:01:42,337 [muffled grunting] 44 00:01:42,438 --> 00:01:44,241 Well, uh, we opened the restaurant, 45 00:01:44,242 --> 00:01:47,013 and then, uh, we had kids, 46 00:01:47,014 --> 00:01:48,984 and I guess life happened. 47 00:01:49,084 --> 00:01:51,155 - But did it, though, for you? - Louise... 48 00:01:51,156 --> 00:01:52,992 I mean, there was also that other thing 49 00:01:52,993 --> 00:01:54,562 - that happened. - [Gene] What thing? 50 00:01:54,563 --> 00:01:57,133 World War II? I'm not sure how old you guys are. 51 00:01:57,134 --> 00:01:59,605 I think what your mom's referring to is, one time, 52 00:01:59,606 --> 00:02:02,511 - I had a pretty vicious wipeout. - He had a little incident-- 53 00:02:02,512 --> 00:02:04,848 - Little incident? I almost drowned. - Drowned? 54 00:02:04,849 --> 00:02:06,252 You were in six inches of water. 55 00:02:06,352 --> 00:02:07,688 Yeah, deadly inches. 56 00:02:07,689 --> 00:02:09,993 I saw that, Lin. You just shook your head. 57 00:02:10,094 --> 00:02:11,797 No, I didn't. What's that over there? 58 00:02:11,931 --> 00:02:14,669 - [Tina] Hmm? - Linda, I didn't even look where you were pointing. 59 00:02:14,670 --> 00:02:15,739 I did. What did I miss? 60 00:02:15,839 --> 00:02:18,208 Honey, I believe you believe it was scary. 61 00:02:18,209 --> 00:02:19,345 It was. It... 62 00:02:19,445 --> 00:02:21,015 Everyone, it was. You know what? 63 00:02:21,115 --> 00:02:23,185 - I-I'm not talking about it anymore. - Good. 64 00:02:23,186 --> 00:02:25,289 Well, what do you say, ready to get back on the board? 65 00:02:25,290 --> 00:02:27,595 Win a hundred bucks? And my love? 66 00:02:27,695 --> 00:02:28,763 - Um... - Yeah? 67 00:02:28,764 --> 00:02:31,234 - All right, yes. Okay, fine. - Ho, ho, yes. 68 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:33,338 - Hmm. - Good choice, good choice. 69 00:02:33,339 --> 00:02:35,043 It's the triumphant return to the ocean 70 00:02:35,044 --> 00:02:37,814 for the voluptuous Seal-Man. 71 00:02:37,815 --> 00:02:39,587 [Teddy moans] I love eating. 72 00:02:39,687 --> 00:02:41,689 - We know you do. - Did I say that out loud? 73 00:02:41,690 --> 00:02:45,395 - Y-You did. - So, your birthday's this weekend. 74 00:02:45,396 --> 00:02:46,766 And remember what you said last year. 75 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:48,703 So what'd you end up doing for your birthday, Teddy? 76 00:02:48,704 --> 00:02:51,109 - Well, I had that root canal, and on my way home... - Uh-huh. 77 00:02:51,209 --> 00:02:52,779 ...I noticed my tires were a little low... 78 00:02:52,879 --> 00:02:54,683 - Uh-huh. - ...so I went and filled them up. 79 00:02:54,783 --> 00:02:56,218 - Aw. - Then I remembered I was out of coffee filters 80 00:02:56,219 --> 00:02:57,722 - and toilet paper... - [sighs] 81 00:02:57,723 --> 00:02:59,927 - ...so I swing by the store-- - Enough, enough! 82 00:03:00,027 --> 00:03:01,762 Teddy, I can't take this anymore. 83 00:03:01,763 --> 00:03:03,800 Every year, it gets sadder and sadder. 84 00:03:03,801 --> 00:03:07,239 I'm sorry, I'm-I'm just not a big birthday person. 85 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:08,443 Listen, you. Either next year 86 00:03:08,544 --> 00:03:10,146 you do something nice for your birthday 87 00:03:10,147 --> 00:03:11,415 or I will make you. 88 00:03:11,416 --> 00:03:12,718 Are you threatening me, Linda? 89 00:03:12,819 --> 00:03:13,986 Promise me, Teddy. 90 00:03:13,987 --> 00:03:16,559 - Promise me. - Okay, okay, I promise. 91 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:19,031 So, what you doing this year? It better be good. 92 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:20,600 You gonna do something with Kathleen? 93 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:22,905 Eh, she's in Ireland for a family reunion. 94 00:03:22,906 --> 00:03:23,741 Dang it. 95 00:03:23,875 --> 00:03:25,543 They're having it in a town called Dingle. 96 00:03:25,544 --> 00:03:27,949 I said, "So you're gonna be a bunch of Dingle-lings?" 97 00:03:27,950 --> 00:03:29,018 She didn't text me back. 98 00:03:29,118 --> 00:03:30,654 Okay, Teddy, a promise is a promise. 99 00:03:30,655 --> 00:03:33,025 We're doing it here, birthday party at the restaurant. 100 00:03:33,026 --> 00:03:35,429 We're gonna have cupcakes and a candle 101 00:03:35,430 --> 00:03:37,199 and maybe we'll play some party games. 102 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,436 Lin, too much. Grown man. 103 00:03:38,537 --> 00:03:40,507 Okay, maybe just one round of the limbo. 104 00:03:40,508 --> 00:03:42,511 - Lin... - Fine, maybe no games. 105 00:03:42,512 --> 00:03:45,083 But yes, party. You hear me? 106 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:47,121 Okay, okay. 107 00:03:47,221 --> 00:03:48,624 [phone ringing] 108 00:03:48,757 --> 00:03:50,960 - Bob's Burgers. - We got to cancel the birthday thing. 109 00:03:50,961 --> 00:03:52,666 - What? - I'm going to a funeral. 110 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:54,669 - What? - Vernon, the guy who owns the place 111 00:03:54,769 --> 00:03:57,240 that rents out jackhammers and stuff to contractors? 112 00:03:57,241 --> 00:03:58,945 Ow! Just cut myself shaving. 113 00:03:59,045 --> 00:04:00,814 Anyway, he died. Heart attack. 114 00:04:00,815 --> 00:04:03,086 And the service is today at Mort's. 115 00:04:03,186 --> 00:04:04,756 Oh, no. That's awful. 116 00:04:04,856 --> 00:04:06,893 - Yeah. - Well, maybe we can do your birthday 117 00:04:06,894 --> 00:04:08,563 - after the service? - Eh... 118 00:04:08,564 --> 00:04:10,800 I-I won't be in the mood to celebrate anything. 119 00:04:10,801 --> 00:04:13,072 I don't know why, but funerals make me sad. 120 00:04:13,172 --> 00:04:15,209 Maybe it's 'cause my dad died at a funeral. 121 00:04:15,210 --> 00:04:16,712 Next year, though. I-I promise. 122 00:04:16,713 --> 00:04:19,718 - But what if-- - Oh, boy. Sorry Linda, I-I got to go. 123 00:04:19,719 --> 00:04:21,889 - Lot of blood here. Oh. [shouts] - We could, we could do-- Ugh. 124 00:04:21,890 --> 00:04:23,459 Whoa. That's too much sunscreen. 125 00:04:23,460 --> 00:04:25,129 Uh, it-it feels like a lot. 126 00:04:25,130 --> 00:04:26,934 - Teddy's canceling his party. - I heard. 127 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:29,872 Uh, sorry you can't do the party you were making him have. 128 00:04:29,873 --> 00:04:33,078 Aw, poop. I got the cupcakes from Devondorf's. 129 00:04:33,079 --> 00:04:34,650 - Ooh. - Well, we can still eat them. 130 00:04:34,750 --> 00:04:36,386 The cupcakes don't know it's not our birthday. 131 00:04:36,486 --> 00:04:39,525 - Eh... - Anyway, we have a contest to win. 132 00:04:39,526 --> 00:04:40,794 - Bye. - [Tina] Bye. 133 00:04:40,795 --> 00:04:42,731 Here's the first wave for you to catch. 134 00:04:42,732 --> 00:04:44,301 Get it? [chuckles] 135 00:04:44,302 --> 00:04:46,672 I do. Thank you, Tina. 136 00:04:46,673 --> 00:04:48,577 You know, we probably should have practiced a little, 137 00:04:48,677 --> 00:04:50,614 - boogie boarding. - [laughs] Since when are we 138 00:04:50,615 --> 00:04:52,217 a "practice things" type of family? 139 00:04:52,317 --> 00:04:54,421 Besides, if you were good at boogie boarding, 140 00:04:54,422 --> 00:04:55,724 - how hard can it be? - Well, that's-- 141 00:04:55,725 --> 00:04:57,461 [Louise] Look at driftwood. It's doing it. 142 00:04:57,562 --> 00:04:58,831 Is it... did it practice that? 143 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,568 [Bob] Hmm, I mean, it's not really the same. 144 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:02,270 What, you think you're better than driftwood? 145 00:05:02,271 --> 00:05:03,774 Most of it. 146 00:05:03,874 --> 00:05:05,411 - Sure there're a few pieces that are-- - All right. 147 00:05:05,512 --> 00:05:07,883 Let's go pick out a board. I can't with you. 148 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:09,384 Look at these conditions. 149 00:05:09,385 --> 00:05:11,623 Beautiful, huge waves. 150 00:05:11,723 --> 00:05:13,392 Just in time for the Little Squirts Surf Shirts 151 00:05:13,493 --> 00:05:15,598 Father-Daughter Boogie Board Battle. 152 00:05:15,698 --> 00:05:17,935 Oh, geez. 153 00:05:19,238 --> 00:05:22,578 Come on, Dad. Let's boogie, baby! 154 00:05:22,579 --> 00:05:23,981 Oh, boy. 155 00:05:27,956 --> 00:05:29,424 [Louise] Okay, which one of you bad boys 156 00:05:29,425 --> 00:05:30,728 is gonna win me a hundred bucks? 157 00:05:30,828 --> 00:05:32,898 [high-pitched] Me, me. [low-pitched] Me, me. 158 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:34,836 [regular pitch] Okay, everyone settle down. 159 00:05:34,937 --> 00:05:37,106 Hey, uh, I'm just gonna go talk to the lifeguard real quick. 160 00:05:37,107 --> 00:05:39,611 Trash-talk him? Kind of weird to do it to the lifeguard, 161 00:05:39,612 --> 00:05:42,283 but yeah, whatever pumps you up. You want me to come? 162 00:05:42,284 --> 00:05:44,087 No, I... I-I got it. 163 00:05:44,088 --> 00:05:46,826 Uh, hi. How ya doing? I was just wondering if-- 164 00:05:46,827 --> 00:05:49,297 Is someone taking into account how big these waves are? 165 00:05:49,298 --> 00:05:50,934 Yes. Don't worry. 166 00:05:50,935 --> 00:05:53,841 The ocean is perfectly safe today for you and your child. 167 00:05:53,941 --> 00:05:55,544 Okay, but are you sure? 168 00:05:55,545 --> 00:05:57,380 I mean, you're seeing those waves, right? 169 00:05:57,381 --> 00:05:59,018 Yes. I see the ocean. 170 00:05:59,118 --> 00:06:01,454 Notice how my big chair is pointed right at it? 171 00:06:01,455 --> 00:06:04,362 - I see it at all times. - But what about that wave? 172 00:06:04,462 --> 00:06:05,764 I mean, look-look at that one. 173 00:06:05,765 --> 00:06:08,336 Okay, not that one, but, uh, there. 174 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:09,839 - That one. Right? - Yeah. 175 00:06:09,939 --> 00:06:12,278 Uh, okay, so, that one... that one died down, too. 176 00:06:12,378 --> 00:06:13,580 - Mm-hmm. - Uh, hold on, just-- 177 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:15,850 'Cause another big one is coming any sec. 178 00:06:15,851 --> 00:06:17,152 I can't wait. 179 00:06:17,153 --> 00:06:19,959 Hey, Louise. I didn't know you boogie-ed the boards. 180 00:06:20,059 --> 00:06:21,427 I'm gonna boogie this board. 181 00:06:21,428 --> 00:06:23,533 Did you bring a dad, or are you gonna get a loaner? 182 00:06:23,534 --> 00:06:25,202 Uh, no. My dad's here. 183 00:06:25,203 --> 00:06:27,040 He's talking to the announcer guy. 184 00:06:27,140 --> 00:06:29,211 - He's trying to pitch him a jingle. - Is that a euphemism? 185 00:06:29,212 --> 00:06:32,349 ♪ Dum-dum-dum, who's the shirt that's full of squirts? ♪ 186 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:36,627 ♪ Da-da-da, da, makes all the jellyfish go berserk. ♪ 187 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:39,265 - Oh, hi, Mr. B. - Oh, hi, Courtney. 188 00:06:39,365 --> 00:06:41,435 - Break a leg out there. - Wha-What? 189 00:06:41,436 --> 00:06:43,038 It's just an expression. 190 00:06:43,039 --> 00:06:45,075 - God. [laughs] - Oh. Right. 191 00:06:45,076 --> 00:06:47,781 Uh, seems like we have a little time before the contest starts. 192 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:50,755 Should we jump in so I can master this sport real quick? 193 00:06:50,855 --> 00:06:52,024 Yup. Yup. 194 00:06:52,124 --> 00:06:54,529 Dah. Poor, dumb, old, dead equipment rental guy 195 00:06:54,629 --> 00:06:56,131 and his lousy timing. 196 00:06:56,132 --> 00:06:59,505 Sorry, but-- Ugh. Teddy's never gonna celebrate his birthday. 197 00:06:59,506 --> 00:07:01,242 - Hey, there's always next year, right? - Yeah. 198 00:07:01,342 --> 00:07:03,613 Teddy's friends aren't always gonna die on his birthday. 199 00:07:03,614 --> 00:07:05,784 And if they do, we should probably move. 200 00:07:05,785 --> 00:07:08,623 So, is anyone else thinking it's weird 201 00:07:08,624 --> 00:07:10,493 that we haven't eaten those cupcakes yet? 202 00:07:10,494 --> 00:07:11,896 - Ease into it, Gene. - Too soon. 203 00:07:11,897 --> 00:07:13,900 It's what Teddy would have wanted. 204 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:16,572 So, yeah. Wait for the wave to pick up the back of the board 205 00:07:16,573 --> 00:07:18,342 and then kick like crazy. 206 00:07:18,343 --> 00:07:20,446 Uh, here's one. 207 00:07:21,115 --> 00:07:22,519 - Fun, right? - Yeah. 208 00:07:22,619 --> 00:07:25,925 If you like very slow rides that only go six feet. 209 00:07:26,025 --> 00:07:27,561 Oh, well, uh, yeah. 210 00:07:27,562 --> 00:07:29,698 Dad, everyone is out there. 211 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:32,537 - Why are we here? - Uh, you know the old saying. 212 00:07:32,538 --> 00:07:34,775 "Water white? Doing all right. 213 00:07:34,776 --> 00:07:37,881 Water... curl? Uh, get out of there, girl." 214 00:07:37,882 --> 00:07:40,353 - No, I've never heard that. - Well, it's an old saying. 215 00:07:40,453 --> 00:07:42,758 - And you're young. - Really? Who said it? 216 00:07:42,759 --> 00:07:44,695 Uh, Mark Twain. You know him? 217 00:07:44,696 --> 00:07:46,431 - Never heard of him. - He's a famous writer. 218 00:07:46,432 --> 00:07:47,634 About surfing? 219 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:49,470 Some of it, yeah. On the Mississippi. 220 00:07:49,471 --> 00:07:52,042 But those waves are bigger. I'm no oceanologist, 221 00:07:52,043 --> 00:07:55,851 but wouldn't big waves make you go farther and win the contest? 222 00:07:55,951 --> 00:07:58,322 Uh, well, I mean, some people might say that. 223 00:07:58,422 --> 00:07:59,925 But others would say, 224 00:07:59,926 --> 00:08:02,464 "Wave too big, don't dance that jig." 225 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:06,104 - Mark Twain again? - No, that's, uh... Jamiroquai. 226 00:08:06,205 --> 00:08:09,478 Dad, where's the golden-boy boogie-boarder from yesteryear? 227 00:08:09,612 --> 00:08:11,616 'Cause I'd love to meet him. 228 00:08:13,620 --> 00:08:14,755 [gasping loudly] 229 00:08:14,756 --> 00:08:16,191 [Louise] Come on, Dad! 230 00:08:16,192 --> 00:08:18,096 Boogie your butt on out here! 231 00:08:18,196 --> 00:08:19,398 Oh, boy. 232 00:08:19,498 --> 00:08:21,635 [Gene] Mom, the birthday party is gone. 233 00:08:21,636 --> 00:08:25,475 But the cupcakes are here, alive and well, and so are we. 234 00:08:25,476 --> 00:08:27,447 Gene's right. It's time to kill those cupcakes. 235 00:08:27,448 --> 00:08:28,850 With-with our mouths. 236 00:08:28,851 --> 00:08:30,486 All right. Fine. 237 00:08:30,487 --> 00:08:31,656 Yay! 238 00:08:31,657 --> 00:08:32,991 [entry bells jingling] 239 00:08:32,992 --> 00:08:35,029 - Oh, uh, hold off on the cupcakes. - Damn it! 240 00:08:35,030 --> 00:08:37,567 Oh, hey, Teddy. You're here... with some people. 241 00:08:37,568 --> 00:08:39,771 Yeah. Handymen and handywoman. 242 00:08:39,772 --> 00:08:41,175 I'm Joyce, the handyma'am. 243 00:08:41,275 --> 00:08:44,447 Ha. I love it. Aw, but sorry about your friend. 244 00:08:44,448 --> 00:08:47,052 Linda, you remember Glenn, and this is Lou. 245 00:08:47,053 --> 00:08:48,756 - Hi, Lou. - Hello. 246 00:08:48,757 --> 00:08:50,259 So, did Teddy tell you it's his bir-- 247 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,598 Uh, we're just here to have a beer and talk about Vernon. 248 00:08:52,599 --> 00:08:54,168 - That's all. - Okay. Okay. 249 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:56,471 [sniffles] I didn't think I was gonna get so broken up. 250 00:08:56,472 --> 00:08:58,743 Yeah, you cried loudly at the service. 251 00:08:58,744 --> 00:09:00,747 - Super loud. - Aw. 252 00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:02,552 Hey, this round's on the house. 253 00:09:02,652 --> 00:09:03,987 Some beer for your tears. 254 00:09:04,088 --> 00:09:06,158 And... maybe some fries for your cries? 255 00:09:06,258 --> 00:09:07,963 Oh, okay. Yeah, sounds good. 256 00:09:08,063 --> 00:09:10,232 - Lots of fries. - Kids, uh, give me a hand. 257 00:09:10,233 --> 00:09:11,535 [whispering] Secret meeting. 258 00:09:11,536 --> 00:09:13,139 [whispering] Mom forgot how to use the fryer. 259 00:09:13,239 --> 00:09:14,676 [whispering] So embarrassing. 260 00:09:14,776 --> 00:09:16,912 Listen, I think we can work with this. 261 00:09:16,913 --> 00:09:18,282 Teddy and his friends will talk about Vernon, 262 00:09:18,283 --> 00:09:19,986 they'll get sick of that, and then they'll be ready 263 00:09:20,086 --> 00:09:21,589 to move on to something a little more fun. 264 00:09:21,590 --> 00:09:23,158 Are you sure that's what they-- 265 00:09:23,159 --> 00:09:25,163 Tina, you are this close to not being invited to the party. 266 00:09:25,263 --> 00:09:26,567 - Got it. Got it. - Aah! 267 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,537 - Not yet. - But soon. 268 00:09:28,671 --> 00:09:29,971 Louise, are you sure 269 00:09:29,972 --> 00:09:32,010 you don't want to go back to where we were? 270 00:09:32,110 --> 00:09:33,914 Loserville? No. 271 00:09:34,014 --> 00:09:35,918 Ooh, look at this one! Let's catch it. 272 00:09:36,018 --> 00:09:37,588 No, that-- It looks pretty big. 273 00:09:37,688 --> 00:09:38,756 - Let's duck under it. - Ugh. 274 00:09:38,757 --> 00:09:40,761 - [panting] - Ah, come on. 275 00:09:40,762 --> 00:09:42,263 We should have taken it! 276 00:09:42,363 --> 00:09:44,200 No, that-that wave was, um, 277 00:09:44,201 --> 00:09:45,604 - gross. - Gross? 278 00:09:45,605 --> 00:09:47,107 Yeah. Squishy and gross. 279 00:09:47,207 --> 00:09:49,812 Those are technical terms. Uh, you'll learn it all later. 280 00:09:49,813 --> 00:09:52,450 Oh, ho, ho, here comes another good one! 281 00:09:52,451 --> 00:09:53,953 - Louise, I don't think-- - I'm going for it! 282 00:09:53,954 --> 00:09:56,257 - No, no, no. No! - Yes, yes, yes. 283 00:09:56,258 --> 00:09:58,095 [whooping] 284 00:09:58,196 --> 00:09:59,497 That was amazing. 285 00:09:59,498 --> 00:10:01,502 Dad, did you see me?! 286 00:10:01,503 --> 00:10:04,542 Yeah. G-Good, uh, job with it. 287 00:10:04,543 --> 00:10:05,878 Why didn't you tell me 288 00:10:05,978 --> 00:10:07,582 that oceans are like free roller coasters, 289 00:10:07,715 --> 00:10:10,019 and not just big, stinky, wet places where fish pee? 290 00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:12,657 Oh, you know, Louise, they also poop. 291 00:10:12,658 --> 00:10:14,428 There's less poop closer to shore. 292 00:10:14,563 --> 00:10:16,332 It's the-the jet stream, I think, so-- 293 00:10:16,432 --> 00:10:18,169 Okay, why are you being so weird? 294 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:19,805 Weird? I'm not being weird. 295 00:10:19,806 --> 00:10:22,409 Is this about your incident or accident 296 00:10:22,410 --> 00:10:23,980 or whatever Mom was talking about? 297 00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:26,185 - I mean-- - Just tell me what happened. 298 00:10:26,285 --> 00:10:30,159 Okay. Okay. Uh, it was a big wave day, like today. 299 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:31,730 I had a bunch of really good rides, 300 00:10:31,830 --> 00:10:33,800 and then, this huge wave just 301 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:36,471 rolled me and pounded me against the sand. 302 00:10:36,472 --> 00:10:38,943 And I-I couldn't get up. I... I-I couldn't get my head up. 303 00:10:38,944 --> 00:10:40,947 - [gasping] - A lifeguard had to pull me out. 304 00:10:40,948 --> 00:10:43,486 - [Louise] Oh. - [Bob] And when he dragged me onto the beach, 305 00:10:43,587 --> 00:10:45,023 I realized 306 00:10:45,123 --> 00:10:46,593 the wave had completely pulled my bathing suit down. 307 00:10:46,693 --> 00:10:48,461 - What's that? - It's a penis. 308 00:10:48,462 --> 00:10:51,034 - No, it's not. - Don't look at me! 309 00:10:51,035 --> 00:10:53,206 Wait, but didn't Mom say you were in, like, 310 00:10:53,306 --> 00:10:54,474 six inches of water? 311 00:10:54,609 --> 00:10:56,312 Ugh. Yes, she loves to point that out, 312 00:10:56,445 --> 00:10:59,218 but it doesn't matter if it's six feet or six inches. 313 00:10:59,318 --> 00:11:01,421 When a wave is pounding you, you don't even know 314 00:11:01,422 --> 00:11:04,428 which way is up or if you're ever gonna breathe again. 315 00:11:04,529 --> 00:11:05,964 Oh. 316 00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:08,904 But, uh, that was just, like, one time. 317 00:11:09,004 --> 00:11:10,975 And, you know, I didn't die. 318 00:11:11,075 --> 00:11:12,143 As you can see. 319 00:11:12,243 --> 00:11:14,548 Right here. Hello. So, 320 00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:16,285 I'm sure everything will go fine today, 321 00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:18,689 and we will also not die. 322 00:11:18,690 --> 00:11:21,094 So, uh, go team? 323 00:11:21,194 --> 00:11:22,765 Heads up, boogie boys and girls. 324 00:11:22,865 --> 00:11:25,435 The contest is about to kick off, and lucky us, 325 00:11:25,436 --> 00:11:26,905 these waves just keep getting 326 00:11:26,906 --> 00:11:28,843 bigger and bigger. 327 00:11:28,944 --> 00:11:32,383 Yeah. Lucky us. [chuckles nervously] 328 00:11:32,384 --> 00:11:33,820 - Whee! - I think we're 329 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:35,824 the cutest ones here. 330 00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,869 So, you ready? Uh, how-how you feeling? 331 00:11:41,870 --> 00:11:43,338 Oh, you mean after the worst pep talk ever? 332 00:11:43,339 --> 00:11:46,947 Yeah, that-that was bad. I'm sorry about that. 333 00:11:47,047 --> 00:11:48,550 "Hey, we're competing in this thing, 334 00:11:48,551 --> 00:11:51,255 "here's a graphic story about how I almost drowned doing it, 335 00:11:51,388 --> 00:11:52,792 but, uh, have fun, sport." 336 00:11:52,892 --> 00:11:54,360 I didn't call you "sport." 337 00:11:54,361 --> 00:11:56,364 Could-could we just pretend like I never said anything? 338 00:11:56,365 --> 00:11:59,605 Like you had to do with Gene after you guys had the sex talk? 339 00:11:59,606 --> 00:12:02,210 What? No...! 340 00:12:02,310 --> 00:12:03,244 Yes, like that. 341 00:12:03,245 --> 00:12:05,550 You know what? I'm fine. I can do this. 342 00:12:05,651 --> 00:12:07,354 Plus, it's a hundred bucks if we win, 343 00:12:07,454 --> 00:12:09,057 which we will because I'm incredible at this. 344 00:12:09,058 --> 00:12:10,560 [announcer] All right guys, 345 00:12:10,661 --> 00:12:12,063 here's how the contest is gonna work: 346 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:13,566 You've all been assigned to groups. 347 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,235 Heat one, heat two and heat three. 348 00:12:15,236 --> 00:12:17,373 You're gonna ride a wave, then wait on the beach 349 00:12:17,374 --> 00:12:18,810 till we call your heat again. 350 00:12:18,811 --> 00:12:20,045 We're gonna do that three times. 351 00:12:20,046 --> 00:12:21,716 Our judges will be awarding points 352 00:12:21,717 --> 00:12:23,953 for longest distance, technical form, 353 00:12:23,954 --> 00:12:25,757 and boogiest boarding. 354 00:12:25,758 --> 00:12:28,263 Thanks for ordering all these big waves, Daddy. 355 00:12:28,363 --> 00:12:30,300 Just kidding. I know they're from a storm 356 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,602 or the Moon or something. 357 00:12:31,603 --> 00:12:32,605 [laughs] Good. 358 00:12:32,705 --> 00:12:35,142 I need you to focus, okay, Court? 359 00:12:35,143 --> 00:12:36,879 [Glenn] And remember when Vernon started 360 00:12:36,980 --> 00:12:39,283 charging more for the 36-inch trencher 361 00:12:39,284 --> 00:12:41,354 than he did for the 48-inch trencher? 362 00:12:41,355 --> 00:12:44,159 Yes, I noticed that and asked him, what gives? 363 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,530 And he said more people want the 36. 364 00:12:45,630 --> 00:12:47,735 - More people want the 36. - More people want the 36. 365 00:12:47,869 --> 00:12:48,936 - [laughter] - Listen to that. 366 00:12:48,937 --> 00:12:51,142 They're coming out of it. The energy is picking up, 367 00:12:51,242 --> 00:12:53,813 the mood is shifting. I think we're good to go. 368 00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:55,182 Uh, I don't know. 369 00:12:55,183 --> 00:12:57,153 Gene, go hold the door open, watch for my signal. 370 00:12:57,253 --> 00:12:59,991 Then you signal Tina. Tina, you go light the candle 371 00:12:59,992 --> 00:13:01,895 and bring the cupcakes out, okay? 372 00:13:01,896 --> 00:13:03,198 I don't like my job. 373 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,902 I feel like I should bring the cupcakes out. 374 00:13:04,903 --> 00:13:06,104 No, do it like I said. 375 00:13:06,105 --> 00:13:07,473 You're not good with lighters. 376 00:13:07,574 --> 00:13:09,644 They should make lighters that are easier for kids. 377 00:13:09,645 --> 00:13:10,647 Kid lighters. 378 00:13:10,648 --> 00:13:12,016 Shh, get in position. 379 00:13:12,017 --> 00:13:13,720 I also have party hats and noisemakers, 380 00:13:13,721 --> 00:13:15,423 but let's wait and see on those, okay? 381 00:13:15,524 --> 00:13:16,758 Ah, that was a nice service. 382 00:13:16,759 --> 00:13:17,961 Very nice. 383 00:13:17,962 --> 00:13:19,231 - The exact right length. - [Joyce] Yup. 384 00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:20,667 - [lighter clicks] - [Lou] But his poor wife, 385 00:13:20,768 --> 00:13:22,537 - she's all alone now. - [Teddy] Right. 386 00:13:22,538 --> 00:13:24,173 - [Tina blows out candle] - [Teddy] Yeah, she did say something about 387 00:13:24,174 --> 00:13:25,744 taking a cruise later this year. 388 00:13:25,844 --> 00:13:27,246 [Lou] Oh. Well, that's nice. 389 00:13:27,247 --> 00:13:28,750 - [lighter clicks] - [Joyce] Yeah, well, it was 390 00:13:28,884 --> 00:13:30,218 the cruise they were supposed to take together. 391 00:13:30,219 --> 00:13:32,022 [Glenn] Their 50th anniversary cruise. 392 00:13:32,023 --> 00:13:33,292 - [Teddy] Yeah... - [Tina] Damn it. [blows] 393 00:13:33,392 --> 00:13:35,462 Okay, Linda. Let's turn this around. 394 00:13:35,463 --> 00:13:38,969 Ah, life. Huh? Am I right? 395 00:13:38,970 --> 00:13:40,005 - Yeah. - Yup. 396 00:13:40,006 --> 00:13:41,041 - Yeah. - Yeah. 397 00:13:41,042 --> 00:13:42,410 Speaking of life, uh, 398 00:13:42,511 --> 00:13:44,381 today's Teddy's birthday. 399 00:13:44,481 --> 00:13:45,183 Eh... 400 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:46,553 - You don't say. - [Glenn] What? 401 00:13:46,653 --> 00:13:47,820 - Oh, no kidding. - [Glenn] Huh. 402 00:13:47,821 --> 00:13:49,090 Ah, uh... 403 00:13:49,191 --> 00:13:51,662 Oh, it's good to celebrate a little. 404 00:13:51,663 --> 00:13:52,931 No, no, no. No, no. 405 00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:54,801 - Yeah. - No. 406 00:13:54,802 --> 00:13:55,770 Yeah, you gotta, you know. 407 00:13:55,771 --> 00:13:58,009 All right. Uh, bring out 408 00:13:58,109 --> 00:13:59,645 the cupcakes. Tina, hurry. 409 00:13:59,745 --> 00:14:00,780 ♪ Happy... ♪ 410 00:14:00,781 --> 00:14:01,916 [Glenn cries] 411 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,020 I'm sorry, sorry. 412 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:04,823 Crap. 413 00:14:04,923 --> 00:14:06,225 Thanks, Linda. 414 00:14:06,325 --> 00:14:08,564 You have to blow it out or the wax will, um... 415 00:14:08,664 --> 00:14:09,465 I-I'll do it. 416 00:14:09,566 --> 00:14:11,770 [whispering] I wish this day would end. 417 00:14:11,870 --> 00:14:13,973 Yep, could not get any worse. 418 00:14:14,073 --> 00:14:16,076 - Hello. - [grumpily] Oh, great. 419 00:14:16,077 --> 00:14:17,982 - I mean, hi. Mort. - Ooh, cupcakes. 420 00:14:18,082 --> 00:14:19,250 [Gene] Get your own! 421 00:14:19,350 --> 00:14:20,953 [announcer] Heads up, fathers and daughters 422 00:14:20,954 --> 00:14:24,729 in heat two, these monster waves are for you. 423 00:14:24,829 --> 00:14:26,098 You ready, Dad? 424 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,368 And is your bathing suit properly secured? [chuckles] 425 00:14:28,369 --> 00:14:30,139 Heh. Yes. Kind of. 426 00:14:30,239 --> 00:14:31,074 This one? 427 00:14:31,075 --> 00:14:32,845 - Um... - Whoa. [laughs] 428 00:14:32,945 --> 00:14:34,781 Uh, let's do it. 429 00:14:34,782 --> 00:14:36,251 Paddle. Kick. Go. 430 00:14:36,352 --> 00:14:38,221 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm doing it. 431 00:14:38,222 --> 00:14:39,123 Oh, oh. 432 00:14:39,124 --> 00:14:41,661 Heh. Well, that was all right. 433 00:14:41,662 --> 00:14:43,867 Yeah, that-that-that wasn't that bad. 434 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,201 Yeah, if we rode it any farther, 435 00:14:45,202 --> 00:14:47,374 we'd need a plane ticket to get back. 436 00:14:47,474 --> 00:14:49,577 Um, this one? 437 00:14:49,578 --> 00:14:51,649 Uh, yeah. 438 00:14:52,918 --> 00:14:54,722 Whoa, whoa. 439 00:14:54,855 --> 00:14:56,424 - Whoa! - Louise! 440 00:14:56,425 --> 00:14:59,296 [muffled shouting] 441 00:14:59,297 --> 00:15:01,936 [gasps] 442 00:15:02,036 --> 00:15:03,004 What the hell was that? 443 00:15:03,005 --> 00:15:04,909 - You okay? - Yeah. 444 00:15:05,009 --> 00:15:07,112 Does your chin hurt? It looks like you scraped it. 445 00:15:07,113 --> 00:15:09,350 It's-it's fine. I'm fine. 446 00:15:09,351 --> 00:15:11,523 Besides, what's a tiny little bit 447 00:15:11,623 --> 00:15:13,192 of drowning every now and then? 448 00:15:13,292 --> 00:15:14,027 S-Sure. 449 00:15:14,127 --> 00:15:15,496 You want to make an omelet, 450 00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:17,066 you gotta hold a few eggs under water until they choke 451 00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:18,736 and scrape their chins, right? 452 00:15:18,737 --> 00:15:19,738 Uh... 453 00:15:19,739 --> 00:15:22,076 Okay. All right. [groans] 454 00:15:22,176 --> 00:15:23,345 You know what though? 455 00:15:23,446 --> 00:15:25,315 - I don't need a hundred bucks. - What? 456 00:15:25,316 --> 00:15:28,021 Yeah, I'll easily make that much myself. 457 00:15:28,022 --> 00:15:29,356 Over a few decades. 458 00:15:29,357 --> 00:15:31,194 Maybe we should just call it, huh? 459 00:15:31,195 --> 00:15:32,865 Oh, really? [stammers] 460 00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:35,035 - You want to leave? - Yeah, I think I'm good 461 00:15:35,036 --> 00:15:36,204 on ocean stuff for now. 462 00:15:36,205 --> 00:15:38,208 It's big, it's dumb. I get it. 463 00:15:38,209 --> 00:15:41,114 I mean, i-if that's what you want, okay. 464 00:15:41,115 --> 00:15:42,785 It is. Yeah, let's go home. 465 00:15:42,885 --> 00:15:44,053 All right. 466 00:15:44,054 --> 00:15:45,724 - ♪ Little squirt ♪ - Yeah. 467 00:15:45,824 --> 00:15:47,694 - ♪ Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh ♪ - ♪ Buh-buh-buh ♪ 468 00:15:47,695 --> 00:15:49,164 ♪ You've got the cutest little surfer shirt ♪ 469 00:15:49,264 --> 00:15:50,967 ♪ Squirt, squirt, squirt ♪ 470 00:15:50,968 --> 00:15:52,605 ♪ You've got the cutest little surfer shirt ♪ 471 00:15:52,705 --> 00:15:54,174 - ♪ Squirt, squirt, squirt ♪ - [scatting] 472 00:15:54,307 --> 00:15:55,578 ♪ Squirt, squirt, squirt, heh ♪ 473 00:15:55,678 --> 00:15:56,812 ♪ Squirt, squirt, squirt ♪ 474 00:15:56,813 --> 00:15:58,348 ♪ A-squirt, squirt, squirt. ♪ 475 00:15:58,349 --> 00:16:00,019 - Yeah. - I think we're getting somewhere. 476 00:16:04,228 --> 00:16:05,696 [Louise] That was the right move. Right? 477 00:16:05,697 --> 00:16:06,933 Know when to call it quits. 478 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,201 Not that we're quitters. 479 00:16:08,202 --> 00:16:09,772 We're smart. We're smart-ers. 480 00:16:09,872 --> 00:16:10,774 Uh-huh. Yup. 481 00:16:10,874 --> 00:16:12,176 They're all gonna die. 482 00:16:12,177 --> 00:16:13,378 I mean, hopefully not. 483 00:16:13,379 --> 00:16:15,350 They're gonna die, they're gonna die. 484 00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:17,888 They might make it, but they'll be traumatized. 485 00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:19,525 [Bob sighs] 486 00:16:22,163 --> 00:16:23,666 [noisemaker blows] 487 00:16:25,103 --> 00:16:26,873 - What? - Well, 488 00:16:26,973 --> 00:16:28,274 I think I'm gonna head out. 489 00:16:28,275 --> 00:16:29,978 - Happy birthday, Teddy. - Oh. 490 00:16:29,979 --> 00:16:31,982 Yeah, I'm gonna shove off, too. 491 00:16:31,983 --> 00:16:33,185 Happy birthday, Teddy. 492 00:16:33,186 --> 00:16:35,856 Yeah, thanks for having us? 493 00:16:35,857 --> 00:16:37,427 I didn't, uh... 494 00:16:37,528 --> 00:16:38,764 Yup. [groans] 495 00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:40,199 Uh... uh, wait. 496 00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:41,669 Uh, we haven't had ice cream yet. 497 00:16:41,769 --> 00:16:44,074 You get free ice cream on your birthday, right? 498 00:16:44,174 --> 00:16:45,375 What? No, no. 499 00:16:45,376 --> 00:16:47,379 Just Teddy gets free ice cream, or... 500 00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:49,818 All of you. You-you all get free ice cream. 501 00:16:49,819 --> 00:16:51,255 I'd stay for a little soft serve. 502 00:16:51,355 --> 00:16:53,258 I'd stay for a lot of soft serve. 503 00:16:53,259 --> 00:16:55,129 And sprinkles? I mean, not-not a deal-breaker, 504 00:16:55,229 --> 00:16:56,297 but if you have 'em... 505 00:16:56,298 --> 00:16:57,801 Do we have to have ice cream? 506 00:16:57,901 --> 00:16:59,236 - Shh. - What? I'd have a tea. 507 00:16:59,237 --> 00:17:00,973 Oh, this damn thing again. 508 00:17:00,974 --> 00:17:03,514 Come on, come on... 509 00:17:03,614 --> 00:17:06,250 Huh. My uncle has a diner up in Hillsboro. 510 00:17:06,251 --> 00:17:07,655 This happens with his soft serve. 511 00:17:07,755 --> 00:17:09,157 It's probably the flow screw. 512 00:17:09,258 --> 00:17:12,196 Eh, I'd say it's more likely there's just a buildup in there. 513 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,099 I told the machine it needed more fiber. 514 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,803 I'm just saying, we should pry the cap off 515 00:17:15,804 --> 00:17:17,274 the dispensing hole and poke around. 516 00:17:17,407 --> 00:17:19,310 No, no, start with the flow screw. 517 00:17:19,410 --> 00:17:21,315 Wow, handy people with their handy tools. 518 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,152 This place has turned into a real handy-land. 519 00:17:23,285 --> 00:17:26,457 Oh, wait. Um, why don't we make a little game out of it? 520 00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:27,294 - Huh? - Eh? 521 00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:29,297 A little party game. Come on. 522 00:17:29,397 --> 00:17:32,604 Linda, just, don't. No more party talk. 523 00:17:32,605 --> 00:17:34,140 A game? I like games. 524 00:17:34,141 --> 00:17:35,576 - I'd play... Yeah. - All right. 525 00:17:35,577 --> 00:17:37,145 A game best served soft. 526 00:17:37,146 --> 00:17:38,348 Joyce gets it. 527 00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:39,652 - Whose kids are those? - I don't know. 528 00:17:39,752 --> 00:17:41,789 You know where you don't die of drowning? 529 00:17:41,923 --> 00:17:44,159 On the land. There's a 99% chance 530 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:47,032 you won't drown in the ocean when you're on land. 531 00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:48,301 Hey, uh, I just want to say, 532 00:17:48,302 --> 00:17:50,173 Louise, again, I'm sorry 533 00:17:50,273 --> 00:17:51,742 I told you my boogie boarding story 534 00:17:51,743 --> 00:17:53,912 while you were boogie boarding. 535 00:17:53,913 --> 00:17:55,015 For the first time. 536 00:17:55,016 --> 00:17:56,250 I'm glad you told me that story. 537 00:17:56,251 --> 00:17:58,154 That story saved our sad lives. 538 00:17:58,155 --> 00:18:00,325 But... I mean, I did have fun. 539 00:18:00,326 --> 00:18:01,361 When I wasn't drowning. 540 00:18:01,461 --> 00:18:03,366 I know. I mean, I-I saw you. 541 00:18:03,466 --> 00:18:05,069 I actually had a lot of fun, too. 542 00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:07,673 I... I like boogie boarding. 543 00:18:07,674 --> 00:18:09,277 Whoo-hoo! 544 00:18:09,278 --> 00:18:11,181 Linda, did you see that? 545 00:18:11,182 --> 00:18:13,018 Mm-hmm. That was great. 546 00:18:13,687 --> 00:18:15,924 What's happening? Why are we stopping? 547 00:18:16,058 --> 00:18:17,026 What if we go back? 548 00:18:17,027 --> 00:18:18,095 Go back? To the beach? 549 00:18:18,195 --> 00:18:19,331 I think if we hurry, 550 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,200 we can make it back for... 551 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,469 for our third wave. 552 00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:24,407 What? So now you're fine with dying? 553 00:18:24,408 --> 00:18:27,180 You know, Jamiroquai and Mark Twain also said, 554 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,950 um, don't not do fun stuff 555 00:18:29,051 --> 00:18:31,320 'cause your dad got scared one time. 556 00:18:31,321 --> 00:18:33,324 Look, I'm glad you got me back in the water, 557 00:18:33,325 --> 00:18:34,794 back on the boogie board. 558 00:18:34,795 --> 00:18:37,767 I should have done that right away after my... incident. 559 00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:39,571 I-I missed a ton of waves. 560 00:18:39,572 --> 00:18:41,942 And a lot of chances to show your penis? 561 00:18:41,943 --> 00:18:43,078 Right. 562 00:18:43,079 --> 00:18:45,850 So, uh, What do you say? 563 00:18:47,353 --> 00:18:48,624 More to the left. 564 00:18:48,724 --> 00:18:50,325 - Here? - No, left, left. 565 00:18:50,326 --> 00:18:52,396 Wait, is my left your right? 566 00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:53,733 We're facing the same direction. 567 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,368 So my left is your... 568 00:18:55,369 --> 00:18:56,905 - Left. - No, but you're behind me. 569 00:18:56,906 --> 00:18:58,944 - Yes. - Put up your left hand. 570 00:18:59,044 --> 00:19:00,780 - Here. - That's your left hand? 571 00:19:00,781 --> 00:19:02,484 It's the same as your left hand. 572 00:19:02,585 --> 00:19:04,387 - [bell dings] - Sorry, time's up. 573 00:19:04,487 --> 00:19:06,157 Joyce and Lou, get in there. Go on. 574 00:19:06,158 --> 00:19:07,828 You're going down, birthday boy. 575 00:19:07,928 --> 00:19:10,198 [Lou] This is a great game. What else can we fix? 576 00:19:10,199 --> 00:19:11,502 I have an old Honda. 577 00:19:11,603 --> 00:19:13,272 I've got a casket I can't get open. 578 00:19:13,372 --> 00:19:14,542 - Mort. - What? 579 00:19:14,642 --> 00:19:15,977 There's no one in it. I don't think. 580 00:19:15,978 --> 00:19:18,449 Hey. My little boogie beavers are back. 581 00:19:18,550 --> 00:19:20,253 - How'd it go? - Oh, I don't know, 582 00:19:20,353 --> 00:19:22,991 how about... we got fourth place? 583 00:19:22,992 --> 00:19:24,662 Oh, that's great! 584 00:19:24,762 --> 00:19:26,297 - Yeah. - Oh, your face. 585 00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:27,633 Eh, it's nothing. 586 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,638 I mean, I almost died, and I wanted to quit, 587 00:19:29,639 --> 00:19:32,242 but then I learned from Dad's many mistakes 588 00:19:32,243 --> 00:19:33,513 and said, "No, we gotta go back." 589 00:19:33,613 --> 00:19:35,148 - [Bob] We both said it. - I said it better. 590 00:19:35,149 --> 00:19:36,151 And we rode 591 00:19:36,251 --> 00:19:37,286 our final wave to fourth place, 592 00:19:37,287 --> 00:19:38,690 which is a Belcher first place. 593 00:19:38,790 --> 00:19:40,993 [Bob] Partially thanks to me doing a 360, 594 00:19:40,994 --> 00:19:43,399 which I definitely did on purpose. 595 00:19:43,499 --> 00:19:45,537 And not only did I get this intimidating scar, 596 00:19:45,637 --> 00:19:47,540 we got these for coming in fourth. 597 00:19:47,541 --> 00:19:48,375 Ooh. 598 00:19:48,376 --> 00:19:49,746 Perfect for the opera. 599 00:19:49,846 --> 00:19:51,749 Well, how about some fourth place ice cream? 600 00:19:51,849 --> 00:19:52,850 - Yeah! - As soon as 601 00:19:52,851 --> 00:19:54,153 our ice cream machine is fixed. 602 00:19:54,253 --> 00:19:56,057 Yeah, what's happening here? 603 00:19:56,058 --> 00:19:56,859 Handypeople party games. 604 00:19:56,860 --> 00:19:58,495 Yeah, Dad. Haven't you ever been to 605 00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:01,034 a handypeople funeral/birthday party? 606 00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:02,570 - That's it. Look at that. - Whoa, whoa. 607 00:20:02,571 --> 00:20:03,906 - Is it... - We've got ice cream 608 00:20:03,907 --> 00:20:05,976 - Aw, c'mon. - We got it. We win! 609 00:20:05,977 --> 00:20:07,247 All right! 610 00:20:07,347 --> 00:20:09,383 I have to admit, this is nice, 611 00:20:09,384 --> 00:20:10,620 being celebrated a little bit. 612 00:20:10,621 --> 00:20:12,223 Thanks for making this happen, Linda, 613 00:20:12,323 --> 00:20:14,193 even though I told you so many times not to. 614 00:20:14,194 --> 00:20:15,495 Aw, you're worth it, Teddy. 615 00:20:15,496 --> 00:20:16,865 And, yes, I was right about everything. 616 00:20:16,866 --> 00:20:18,569 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 617 00:20:18,669 --> 00:20:20,873 Oh, no, you don't have to Okay, you're doing it. 618 00:20:20,874 --> 00:20:24,079 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 619 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:29,390 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Teddy ♪ 620 00:20:29,391 --> 00:20:32,663 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 621 00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:36,705 ♪ To you ♪ 622 00:20:36,706 --> 00:20:39,243 [Linda] ♪ And Mandy Moore. ♪ 623 00:20:39,244 --> 00:20:40,913 And, Vernon, sorry you're dead. 624 00:20:40,914 --> 00:20:43,285 [scatting] 625 00:20:43,286 --> 00:20:45,122 ♪ Little squirt ♪ 626 00:20:45,255 --> 00:20:47,293 - ♪ Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh ♪ - ♪ Squirt, squirt, squirt ♪ 627 00:20:47,393 --> 00:20:49,531 ♪ You've got the cutest little surfer shirt ♪ 628 00:20:49,631 --> 00:20:51,635 - ♪ Hey, squirt, squirt, squirt ♪ - ♪ You've got the cutest ♪ 629 00:20:51,636 --> 00:20:53,605 - ♪ Little surfer shirt ♪ - ♪ Squirt, squirt, squirt ♪ 630 00:20:53,606 --> 00:20:54,941 - Yeah, yeah. - ♪ You've got the cutest ♪ 631 00:20:54,942 --> 00:20:56,678 ♪ Little surfer shirt ♪ 632 00:20:56,679 --> 00:20:58,347 - ♪ Squirt-squirt, squirt-squirt ♪ - [scatting] 633 00:20:58,348 --> 00:20:59,852 ♪ Squirt, ha, squirt-squirt, squirt ♪ 634 00:20:59,952 --> 00:21:01,588 [both] ♪ Little squirt ♪ 635 00:21:01,589 --> 00:21:03,324 Let me add the bass. Here we go, and... 636 00:21:03,325 --> 00:21:05,061 [both] ♪ Little squirt ♪ 637 00:21:05,062 --> 00:21:07,266 - [scatting] - Dad, you're still just a hair sharp. 638 00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:08,970 - If you try to just... - You're absolutely right. 639 00:21:09,070 --> 00:21:10,740 [both] ♪ Little-- ♪ 640 00:21:10,741 --> 00:21:12,476 [Doug] You know it's, though, it's the key is too high. 641 00:21:12,577 --> 00:21:13,747 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 642 00:21:13,847 --> 00:21:16,017 and TOYOTA.