1 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:22,478 The French toast is exquisite today. 2 00:00:22,479 --> 00:00:24,355 {\an8}- Your father made it. - You made it? 3 00:00:24,356 --> 00:00:26,274 {\an8}It's so good I assumed it was frozen. 4 00:00:26,275 --> 00:00:27,525 {\an8}Uh, thank you? 5 00:00:27,526 --> 00:00:29,652 {\an8}So, have you thought any more about the contest, Dad? 6 00:00:29,653 --> 00:00:31,738 {\an8}Ready to change your maybe to a yes? 7 00:00:31,739 --> 00:00:34,615 {\an8}Here's the flyer for it again in case you need to refresh your memory. 8 00:00:34,616 --> 00:00:36,617 {\an8}I'm familiar with the flyer, Louise. 9 00:00:36,618 --> 00:00:39,245 {\an8}You taped it to my face after I fell asleep last night. 10 00:00:39,246 --> 00:00:40,329 {\an8}Yes. 11 00:00:40,330 --> 00:00:42,123 {\an8}And I don't think you're supposed to take things off 12 00:00:42,124 --> 00:00:43,499 {\an8}the community center bulletin board. 13 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:46,878 {\an8}How else do you expect me to get a fun senior water aerobics poster? 14 00:00:46,879 --> 00:00:48,212 {\an8}There are no good ones on eBay. 15 00:00:48,213 --> 00:00:50,089 {\an8}Have you even read the flyer, Dad? 16 00:00:50,090 --> 00:00:51,674 {\an8}- Yeah. - Read it again. Here we go. 17 00:00:51,675 --> 00:00:53,509 {\an8} "Come enter the Father-Daughter 18 00:00:53,510 --> 00:00:55,970 {\an8}Boogie Board Battle for a fun day in the sun, 19 00:00:55,971 --> 00:00:58,641 {\an8}hosted by Little Squirts Surf Shirts." 20 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:02,101 {\an8}And it says first prize is 100 bucks. 21 00:01:02,102 --> 00:01:04,145 {\an8}That's a lot of cheddar. "Cheddar" means money, right? 22 00:01:04,146 --> 00:01:05,646 {\an8}- On the streets? - Yeah, sure, Tina. 23 00:01:05,647 --> 00:01:07,106 {\an8}Too bad it's only for 12 and under. 24 00:01:07,107 --> 00:01:08,483 {\an8}I'd get'er that cheddar. 25 00:01:08,484 --> 00:01:11,861 {\an8}It also says everyone who enters gets a free Little Squirts Surf Shirt. 26 00:01:11,862 --> 00:01:14,280 {\an8}Better be a new one, before it gets any squirts on it. 27 00:01:14,281 --> 00:01:16,282 {\an8}Uh, but we don't have boogie boards, so-- 28 00:01:16,283 --> 00:01:18,078 {\an8}Well, the flyer says they have loaners. 29 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:19,243 {\an8}- Oh. - Come on. 30 00:01:19,244 --> 00:01:22,747 {\an8}You, me, next weekend and 100 smackers that we split. 31 00:01:22,748 --> 00:01:24,791 {\an8}Or you just give it all to me because it's kind of weird 32 00:01:24,792 --> 00:01:26,793 {\an8}- to split money with a child. - Hmm. 33 00:01:26,794 --> 00:01:28,628 {\an8}And didn't Mom say you actually used to be good 34 00:01:28,629 --> 00:01:30,671 {\an8}- at boogie boarding, somehow? - He was. 35 00:01:30,672 --> 00:01:32,757 {\an8}How? Was your body different then? 36 00:01:32,758 --> 00:01:34,133 {\an8}Or was water different? 37 00:01:34,134 --> 00:01:36,302 {\an8}Actually, your father's got the perfect body 38 00:01:36,303 --> 00:01:37,762 {\an8}- for boogie boarding. - Thank you, Linda. 39 00:01:37,763 --> 00:01:39,263 {\an8}He's very buoyant. Like a seal. 40 00:01:39,264 --> 00:01:41,183 {\an8}How come we've never seen you do it? 41 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:44,352 {\an8}Well, uh, we opened the restaurant, 42 00:01:44,353 --> 00:01:47,021 {\an8}and then, uh, we had kids, 43 00:01:47,022 --> 00:01:49,482 {\an8}and I guess life happened. 44 00:01:49,483 --> 00:01:51,484 {\an8}- But did it, though, for you? - Louise... 45 00:01:51,485 --> 00:01:53,404 {\an8}I mean, there was also that other thing 46 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:54,946 - that happened. - What thing? 47 00:01:54,947 --> 00:01:57,532 World War II? I'm not sure how old you guys are. 48 00:01:57,533 --> 00:02:00,076 I think what your mom's referring to is, one time, 49 00:02:00,077 --> 00:02:02,870 - I had a pretty vicious wipeout. - He had a little incident-- 50 00:02:02,871 --> 00:02:05,081 - Little incident? I almost drowned. - Drowned? 51 00:02:05,082 --> 00:02:06,457 You were in six inches of water. 52 00:02:06,458 --> 00:02:08,128 Yeah, deadly inches. 53 00:02:08,419 --> 00:02:10,461 I saw that, Lin. You just shook your head. 54 00:02:10,462 --> 00:02:11,546 No, I didn't. 55 00:02:11,547 --> 00:02:12,964 - What's that over there? - Hmm? 56 00:02:12,965 --> 00:02:14,841 Linda, I didn't even look where you were pointing. 57 00:02:14,842 --> 00:02:16,217 I did. What did I miss? 58 00:02:16,218 --> 00:02:18,302 Honey, I believe you believe it was scary. 59 00:02:18,303 --> 00:02:19,556 It was. It... 60 00:02:19,764 --> 00:02:21,472 Everyone, it was. You know what? 61 00:02:21,473 --> 00:02:23,558 - I-I'm not talking about it anymore. - Good. 62 00:02:23,559 --> 00:02:25,643 Well, what do you say, ready to get back on the board? 63 00:02:25,644 --> 00:02:27,895 Win 100 bucks? And my love? 64 00:02:27,896 --> 00:02:29,355 - Um... - Yeah? 65 00:02:29,356 --> 00:02:31,524 - All right, yes. Okay, fine. - Ho, ho, yes. 66 00:02:31,525 --> 00:02:33,568 - Hmm. - Good choice, good choice. 67 00:02:33,569 --> 00:02:35,319 It's the triumphant return to the ocean 68 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:37,991 for the voluptuous Seal-Man. 69 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:39,949 I love eating. 70 00:02:39,950 --> 00:02:42,076 - We know you do. - Did I say that out loud? 71 00:02:42,077 --> 00:02:45,538 - Y-You did. - So, your birthday's this weekend. 72 00:02:45,539 --> 00:02:47,123 And remember what you said last year. 73 00:02:47,124 --> 00:02:49,375 {\an8}So what'd you end up doing for your birthday, Teddy? 74 00:02:49,376 --> 00:02:51,627 Well, I had that root canal, and on my way home, 75 00:02:51,628 --> 00:02:53,421 I noticed my tires were a little low... 76 00:02:53,422 --> 00:02:55,214 - Uh-huh. - ...so I went and filled them up. 77 00:02:55,215 --> 00:02:57,216 Then I remembered I was out of coffee filters 78 00:02:57,217 --> 00:02:58,301 and toilet paper... 79 00:02:58,302 --> 00:03:00,720 - ...so I swing by the store-- - Enough, enough! 80 00:03:00,721 --> 00:03:02,513 Teddy, I can't take this anymore. 81 00:03:02,514 --> 00:03:04,390 Every year, it gets sadder and sadder. 82 00:03:04,391 --> 00:03:07,351 I'm sorry, I'm-I'm just not a big birthday person. 83 00:03:07,352 --> 00:03:10,313 Listen, you. Either next year you do something nice for your birthday 84 00:03:10,314 --> 00:03:11,731 or I will make you. 85 00:03:11,732 --> 00:03:12,857 Are you threatening me, Linda? 86 00:03:12,858 --> 00:03:14,192 Promise me, Teddy. 87 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:16,779 - Promise me. - Okay, okay, I promise. 88 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:19,530 {\an8}So, what you doing this year? It better be good. 89 00:03:19,531 --> 00:03:21,032 You gonna do something with Kathleen? 90 00:03:21,033 --> 00:03:22,992 Eh, she's in Ireland for a family reunion. 91 00:03:22,993 --> 00:03:24,285 Dang it. 92 00:03:24,286 --> 00:03:25,912 They're having it in a town called Dingle. 93 00:03:25,913 --> 00:03:28,080 I said, "So you're gonna be a bunch of Dingle-lings?" 94 00:03:28,081 --> 00:03:29,207 She didn't text me back. 95 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:31,375 Okay, Teddy, a promise is a promise. 96 00:03:31,376 --> 00:03:33,711 We're doing it here, birthday party at the restaurant. 97 00:03:33,712 --> 00:03:35,880 We're gonna have cupcakes and a candle 98 00:03:35,881 --> 00:03:37,673 and maybe we'll play some party games. 99 00:03:37,674 --> 00:03:39,467 Lin, too much. Grown man. 100 00:03:39,468 --> 00:03:41,469 Okay, maybe just one round of the limbo. 101 00:03:41,470 --> 00:03:42,929 - Lin... - Fine, maybe no games. 102 00:03:42,930 --> 00:03:45,473 But yes, party. You hear me? 103 00:03:45,474 --> 00:03:47,226 Okay, okay. 104 00:03:48,811 --> 00:03:51,229 - Bob's Burgers. - We got to cancel the birthday thing. 105 00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:53,064 - What? - I'm going to a funeral. 106 00:03:53,065 --> 00:03:55,024 - What? - Vernon, the guy who owns the place 107 00:03:55,025 --> 00:03:57,401 that rents out jackhammers and stuff to contractors? 108 00:03:57,402 --> 00:03:59,487 Ow! Just cut myself shaving. 109 00:03:59,488 --> 00:04:01,530 Anyway, he died. Heart attack. 110 00:04:01,531 --> 00:04:03,407 And the service is today at Mort's. 111 00:04:03,408 --> 00:04:05,409 Oh, no. That's awful. 112 00:04:05,410 --> 00:04:07,245 - Yeah. - Well, maybe we can do your birthday 113 00:04:07,246 --> 00:04:09,121 - after the service? - Eh... 114 00:04:09,122 --> 00:04:11,540 I-I won't be in the mood to celebrate anything. 115 00:04:11,541 --> 00:04:13,626 I don't know why, but funerals make me sad. 116 00:04:13,627 --> 00:04:15,544 Maybe it's 'cause my dad died at a funeral. 117 00:04:15,545 --> 00:04:17,338 Next year, though. I-I promise. 118 00:04:17,339 --> 00:04:20,091 - But what if-- - Oh, boy. Sorry Linda, I-I got to go. 119 00:04:20,092 --> 00:04:22,260 - Lot of blood here. Oh. - We could, we could do-- Ugh. 120 00:04:22,261 --> 00:04:23,970 Whoa. That's too much sunscreen. 121 00:04:23,971 --> 00:04:25,596 Uh, it-it feels like a lot. 122 00:04:25,597 --> 00:04:27,600 - Teddy's canceling his party. - I heard. 123 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:30,518 Uh, sorry you can't do the party you were making him have. 124 00:04:30,519 --> 00:04:33,312 Aw, poop. I got the cupcakes from Devondorf's. 125 00:04:33,313 --> 00:04:35,189 - Ooh. - Well, we can still eat them. 126 00:04:35,190 --> 00:04:36,857 The cupcakes don't know it's not our birthday. 127 00:04:36,858 --> 00:04:39,944 - Eh... - Anyway, we have a contest to win. 128 00:04:39,945 --> 00:04:41,153 - Bye. - Bye. 129 00:04:41,154 --> 00:04:42,738 Here's the first wave for you to catch. 130 00:04:42,739 --> 00:04:44,657 Get it? 131 00:04:44,658 --> 00:04:46,911 I do. Thank you, Tina. 132 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:49,412 You know, we probably should have practiced a little, 133 00:04:49,413 --> 00:04:51,080 - boogie boarding. - Since when are we 134 00:04:51,081 --> 00:04:52,790 a "practice things" type of family? 135 00:04:52,791 --> 00:04:55,001 Besides, if you were good at boogie boarding, 136 00:04:55,002 --> 00:04:56,294 - how hard can it be? - Well, that's-- 137 00:04:56,295 --> 00:04:58,170 Look at driftwood. It's doing it. 138 00:04:58,171 --> 00:04:59,880 Is it... did it practice that? 139 00:04:59,881 --> 00:05:01,424 Hmm, I mean, it's not really the same. 140 00:05:01,425 --> 00:05:03,092 What, you think you're better than driftwood? 141 00:05:03,093 --> 00:05:04,176 Most of it. 142 00:05:04,177 --> 00:05:05,928 - Sure there're a few pieces that are-- - All right. 143 00:05:05,929 --> 00:05:08,055 Let's go pick out a board. I can't with you. 144 00:05:08,056 --> 00:05:09,932 Look at these conditions. 145 00:05:09,933 --> 00:05:11,853 Beautiful, huge waves. 146 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:14,186 Just in time for the Little Squirts Surf Shirts 147 00:05:14,187 --> 00:05:16,355 Father-Daughter Boogie Board Battle. 148 00:05:16,356 --> 00:05:17,525 Oh, geez. 149 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:22,570 Come on, Dad. Let's boogie, baby! 150 00:05:22,571 --> 00:05:23,865 Oh, boy. 151 00:05:28,077 --> 00:05:29,618 Okay, which one of you bad boys 152 00:05:29,619 --> 00:05:31,039 is gonna win me 100 bucks? 153 00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:33,581 Me, me. Me, me. 154 00:05:33,582 --> 00:05:35,291 Okay, everyone settle down. 155 00:05:35,292 --> 00:05:37,710 Hey, uh, I'm just gonna go talk to the lifeguard real quick. 156 00:05:37,711 --> 00:05:39,962 Trash-talk him? Kind of weird to do it to the lifeguard, 157 00:05:39,963 --> 00:05:41,047 but, yeah, 158 00:05:41,048 --> 00:05:42,590 whatever pumps you up. You want me to come? 159 00:05:42,591 --> 00:05:44,594 No, I... I-I got it. 160 00:05:44,802 --> 00:05:47,261 Uh, hi. How ya doing? I was just wondering if-- 161 00:05:47,262 --> 00:05:50,181 Is someone taking into account how big these waves are? 162 00:05:50,182 --> 00:05:51,390 Yes. Don't worry. 163 00:05:51,391 --> 00:05:54,185 The ocean is perfectly safe today for you and your child. 164 00:05:54,186 --> 00:05:56,020 Okay, but are you sure? 165 00:05:56,021 --> 00:05:58,483 I mean, you're seeing those waves, right?. 166 00:05:58,608 --> 00:05:59,774 Yes. I see the ocean. 167 00:05:59,775 --> 00:06:02,068 Notice how my big chair is pointed right at it? 168 00:06:02,069 --> 00:06:04,653 - I see it at all times. - But what about that wave? 169 00:06:04,654 --> 00:06:06,155 I mean, look-look at that one. 170 00:06:06,156 --> 00:06:08,574 Okay, not that one, but, uh, there. 171 00:06:08,575 --> 00:06:10,326 - That one. Right? - Yeah. 172 00:06:10,327 --> 00:06:12,495 Uh, okay, so, that one... that one died down, too. 173 00:06:12,496 --> 00:06:13,996 - Mm-hmm. - Uh, hold on, just-- 174 00:06:13,997 --> 00:06:16,248 'Cause another big one is coming any sec. 175 00:06:16,249 --> 00:06:17,666 I can't wait. 176 00:06:17,667 --> 00:06:20,127 Hey, Louise. I didn't know you boogie-ed the boards. 177 00:06:20,128 --> 00:06:21,712 I'm gonna boogie this board. 178 00:06:21,713 --> 00:06:23,964 Did you bring a dad, or are you gonna get a loaner? 179 00:06:23,965 --> 00:06:25,591 Uh, no. My dad's here. 180 00:06:25,592 --> 00:06:27,635 He's talking to the announcer guy. 181 00:06:27,636 --> 00:06:29,845 - He's trying to pitch him a jingle. - Is that a euphemism? 182 00:06:29,846 --> 00:06:33,224 ♪ Dum-dum-dum, who's the shirt that's full of squirts? ♪ 183 00:06:33,225 --> 00:06:36,938 ♪ Da-da-da, da, makes all the jellyfish go berserk ♪ 184 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,772 - Oh, hi, Mr. B. - Oh, hi, Courtney. 185 00:06:39,773 --> 00:06:41,732 - Break a leg out there. - Wha-What? 186 00:06:41,733 --> 00:06:43,317 It's just an expression. 187 00:06:43,318 --> 00:06:45,528 - God. - Oh. Right. 188 00:06:45,529 --> 00:06:46,862 Uh, seems like we have a little time 189 00:06:46,863 --> 00:06:48,072 before the contest starts. 190 00:06:48,073 --> 00:06:50,950 Should we jump in so I can master this sport real quick? 191 00:06:50,951 --> 00:06:52,495 Yup. Yup. 192 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:54,912 Dah. Poor, dumb, old, dead equipment rental guy 193 00:06:54,913 --> 00:06:56,789 and his lousy timing. 194 00:06:56,790 --> 00:06:59,875 Sorry, but-- Ugh. Teddy's never gonna celebrate his birthday. 195 00:06:59,876 --> 00:07:01,836 - Hey, there's always next year, right? - Yeah. 196 00:07:01,837 --> 00:07:04,130 Teddy's friends aren't always gonna die on his birthday. 197 00:07:04,131 --> 00:07:06,300 And if they do, we should probably move. 198 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,051 So, is anyone else thinking it's weird 199 00:07:09,052 --> 00:07:10,636 that we haven't eaten those cupcakes yet? 200 00:07:10,637 --> 00:07:12,221 - Ease into it, Gene. - Too soon. 201 00:07:12,222 --> 00:07:14,265 It's what Teddy would have wanted. 202 00:07:14,266 --> 00:07:17,309 So, yeah. Wait for the wave to pick up the back of the board 203 00:07:17,310 --> 00:07:18,477 and then kick like crazy. 204 00:07:18,478 --> 00:07:19,897 Uh, here's one. 205 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:23,151 - Fun, right? - Yeah. 206 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,901 If you like very slow rides that only go six feet. 207 00:07:25,902 --> 00:07:27,945 Oh, well, uh, yeah. 208 00:07:27,946 --> 00:07:29,905 Dad, everyone is out there. 209 00:07:29,906 --> 00:07:31,323 Why are we here? 210 00:07:31,324 --> 00:07:35,286 Uh, you know the old saying. "Water white? Doing all right. 211 00:07:35,287 --> 00:07:38,247 Water... curl? Uh, get out of there, girl." 212 00:07:38,248 --> 00:07:40,833 - No, I've never heard that. - Well, it's an old saying. 213 00:07:40,834 --> 00:07:43,210 - And you're young. - Really? Who said it? 214 00:07:43,211 --> 00:07:45,045 Uh, Mark Twain. You know him? 215 00:07:45,046 --> 00:07:46,755 - Never heard of him. - He's a famous writer. 216 00:07:46,756 --> 00:07:47,882 About surfing? 217 00:07:47,883 --> 00:07:49,842 Some of it, yeah. On the Mississippi. 218 00:07:49,843 --> 00:07:52,595 But those waves are bigger. I'm no oceanologist, 219 00:07:52,596 --> 00:07:54,763 but wouldn't big waves make you go farther 220 00:07:54,764 --> 00:07:56,265 and win the contest? 221 00:07:56,266 --> 00:07:58,434 Uh, well, I mean, some people might say that. 222 00:07:58,435 --> 00:08:00,269 But others would say, 223 00:08:00,270 --> 00:08:02,855 "Wave too big, don't dance that jig." 224 00:08:02,856 --> 00:08:06,609 - Mark Twain again? - No, that's, uh... Jamiroquai. 225 00:08:06,610 --> 00:08:09,820 Dad, where's the golden-boy boogie-boarder from yesteryear? 226 00:08:09,821 --> 00:08:11,324 'Cause I'd love to meet him. 227 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,535 Come on, Dad! 228 00:08:16,536 --> 00:08:18,120 Boogie your butt on out here! 229 00:08:18,121 --> 00:08:19,665 Oh, boy. 230 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:22,082 Mom, the birthday party is gone. 231 00:08:22,083 --> 00:08:25,794 But the cupcakes are here, alive and well, and so are we. 232 00:08:25,795 --> 00:08:27,755 Gene's right. It's time to kill those cupcakes. 233 00:08:27,756 --> 00:08:28,881 With-with our mouths. 234 00:08:28,882 --> 00:08:30,549 All right. Fine. 235 00:08:30,550 --> 00:08:31,843 Yay! 236 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:35,262 - Oh, uh, hold off on the cupcakes. - Damn it! 237 00:08:35,263 --> 00:08:37,723 Oh, hey, Teddy. You're here... with some people. 238 00:08:37,724 --> 00:08:39,975 Yeah. Handymen and handywoman. 239 00:08:39,976 --> 00:08:41,685 I'm Joyce, the handyma'am. 240 00:08:41,686 --> 00:08:44,772 Ha. I love it. Aw, but sorry about your friend. 241 00:08:44,773 --> 00:08:47,107 Linda, you remember Glenn, and this is Lou. 242 00:08:47,108 --> 00:08:48,817 - Hi, Lou. - Hello. 243 00:08:48,818 --> 00:08:50,694 So, did Teddy tell you it's his bir-- 244 00:08:50,695 --> 00:08:52,863 Uh, we're just here to have a beer and talk about Vernon. 245 00:08:52,864 --> 00:08:54,657 - That's all. - Okay. Okay. 246 00:08:54,658 --> 00:08:56,992 I didn't think I was gonna get so broken up. 247 00:08:56,993 --> 00:08:59,161 Yeah, you cried loudly at the service. 248 00:08:59,162 --> 00:09:01,038 - Super-loud. - Aw. 249 00:09:01,039 --> 00:09:02,665 Hey, this round's on the house. 250 00:09:02,666 --> 00:09:04,333 Some beer for your tears. 251 00:09:04,334 --> 00:09:06,460 And... maybe some fries for your cries? 252 00:09:06,461 --> 00:09:08,420 Oh, okay. Yeah, sounds good. 253 00:09:08,421 --> 00:09:10,422 - Lots of fries. - Kids, uh, give me a hand. 254 00:09:10,423 --> 00:09:11,840 Secret meeting. 255 00:09:11,841 --> 00:09:13,509 Mom forgot how to use the fryer. 256 00:09:13,510 --> 00:09:14,845 So embarrassing. 257 00:09:15,012 --> 00:09:17,179 Listen, I think we can work with this. 258 00:09:17,180 --> 00:09:18,931 Teddy and his friends will talk about Vernon, 259 00:09:18,932 --> 00:09:21,100 they'll get sick of that, and then they'll be ready to move on 260 00:09:21,101 --> 00:09:22,351 to something a little more fun. 261 00:09:22,352 --> 00:09:23,477 Are you sure that's what they-- 262 00:09:23,478 --> 00:09:25,563 Tina, you are this close to not being invited to the party. 263 00:09:25,564 --> 00:09:26,689 - Got it. Got it. - Aah! 264 00:09:26,690 --> 00:09:28,651 - Not yet. - But soon. 265 00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:32,278 Louise, are you sure you don't want to go back to where we were? 266 00:09:32,279 --> 00:09:33,904 Loserville? No. 267 00:09:33,905 --> 00:09:36,282 Ooh, look at this one! Let's catch it! 268 00:09:36,283 --> 00:09:37,700 No, that-- It looks pretty big. 269 00:09:37,701 --> 00:09:39,159 - Let's duck under it. - Ugh. 270 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:41,161 Ah, come on. 271 00:09:41,162 --> 00:09:42,580 We should have taken it! 272 00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:44,373 No, that-that wave was, um, 273 00:09:44,374 --> 00:09:45,708 - gross. - Gross? 274 00:09:45,709 --> 00:09:47,585 Yeah. Squishy and gross. 275 00:09:47,586 --> 00:09:50,087 Those are technical terms. Uh, you'll learn it all later. 276 00:09:50,088 --> 00:09:52,923 Oh, ho, ho, here comes another good one! 277 00:09:52,924 --> 00:09:54,425 - Louise, I don't think-- - I'm going for it! 278 00:09:54,426 --> 00:09:56,303 - No, no, no. No! - Yes, yes, yes. 279 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,306 That was amazing. 280 00:10:00,307 --> 00:10:01,682 Dad, did you see me? 281 00:10:01,683 --> 00:10:04,727 Yeah. G-Good, uh, job with it. 282 00:10:04,728 --> 00:10:07,771 Why didn't you tell me that oceans are like free roller coasters, 283 00:10:07,772 --> 00:10:10,441 and not just big, stinky, wet places where fish pee? 284 00:10:10,442 --> 00:10:12,776 Oh, you know, Louise, they also poop. 285 00:10:12,777 --> 00:10:14,903 There's less poop closer to shore. 286 00:10:14,904 --> 00:10:16,697 It's the-the jet stream, I think, so-- 287 00:10:16,698 --> 00:10:18,866 Okay, why are you being so weird? 288 00:10:18,867 --> 00:10:20,075 Weird? I'm not being weird. 289 00:10:20,076 --> 00:10:22,661 Is this about your incident or accident 290 00:10:22,662 --> 00:10:24,330 or whatever Mom was talking about? 291 00:10:24,331 --> 00:10:26,582 - I mean-- - Just tell me what happened. 292 00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:30,502 Okay. Okay. Uh, it was a big wave day, like today. 293 00:10:30,503 --> 00:10:32,338 I had a bunch of really good rides, 294 00:10:32,339 --> 00:10:35,090 and then, this huge wave just rolled me 295 00:10:35,091 --> 00:10:37,217 and pounded me against the sand. 296 00:10:37,218 --> 00:10:39,803 And I-I couldn't get up. I... I-I couldn't get my head up. 297 00:10:39,804 --> 00:10:41,555 The lifeguard had to pull me out. 298 00:10:41,556 --> 00:10:43,349 - Oh. - And when he dragged me 299 00:10:43,350 --> 00:10:45,225 onto the beach, I realized the wave 300 00:10:45,226 --> 00:10:47,645 had completely pulled my bathing suit down. 301 00:10:47,646 --> 00:10:49,229 - What's that? - It's a penis. 302 00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:51,315 - No, it's not. - Don't look at me! 303 00:10:51,316 --> 00:10:53,359 Wait, but didn't Mom say you were in, like, 304 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:54,568 six inches of water? 305 00:10:54,569 --> 00:10:56,737 Ugh. Yes, she loves to point that out, 306 00:10:56,738 --> 00:10:59,531 but it doesn't matter if it's six feet or six inches. 307 00:10:59,532 --> 00:11:02,660 When a wave is pounding you, you don't even know which way is up 308 00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:04,745 or if you're ever gonna breathe again. 309 00:11:04,746 --> 00:11:06,246 Oh. 310 00:11:06,247 --> 00:11:09,166 But, uh, that was just, like, one time. 311 00:11:09,167 --> 00:11:10,918 And, you know, I didn't die. 312 00:11:10,919 --> 00:11:12,252 As you can see. 313 00:11:12,253 --> 00:11:14,797 Right here. Hello. So, 314 00:11:14,798 --> 00:11:16,340 I'm sure everything will go fine today, 315 00:11:16,341 --> 00:11:18,717 and we will also not die. 316 00:11:18,718 --> 00:11:21,428 So, uh, go team? 317 00:11:21,429 --> 00:11:23,138 Heads up, boogie boys and girls, 318 00:11:23,139 --> 00:11:25,683 the contest is about to kick off, and lucky us, 319 00:11:25,684 --> 00:11:29,019 these waves just keep getting bigger and bigger. 320 00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:32,564 Yeah. Lucky us. 321 00:11:32,565 --> 00:11:33,982 - Whee! - I think we're 322 00:11:33,983 --> 00:11:35,861 the cutest ones here. 323 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:42,074 So, you ready? Uh, how-how you feeling? 324 00:11:42,075 --> 00:11:43,992 Oh, you mean after the worst pep talk ever? 325 00:11:43,993 --> 00:11:45,994 Yeah, that-that was bad. 326 00:11:45,995 --> 00:11:47,246 I'm sorry about that. 327 00:11:47,247 --> 00:11:48,831 "Hey, we're competing in this thing, 328 00:11:48,832 --> 00:11:51,500 here's a graphic story about how I almost drowned doing it, 329 00:11:51,501 --> 00:11:53,043 but, uh, have fun, sport." 330 00:11:53,044 --> 00:11:54,795 I didn't call you "sport." 331 00:11:54,796 --> 00:11:56,755 Could-could we just pretend like I never said anything? 332 00:11:56,756 --> 00:11:59,675 Like you had to do with Gene after you guys had the sex talk? 333 00:11:59,676 --> 00:12:02,261 What? No! 334 00:12:02,262 --> 00:12:03,429 Yes, like that. 335 00:12:03,430 --> 00:12:05,848 You know what? I'm fine. I can do this. 336 00:12:05,849 --> 00:12:07,808 Plus, it's 100 bucks if we win, 337 00:12:07,809 --> 00:12:09,768 which we will because I'm incredible at this. 338 00:12:09,769 --> 00:12:12,312 All right guys, here's how the contest is gonna work. 339 00:12:12,313 --> 00:12:13,772 You've all been assigned to groups. 340 00:12:13,773 --> 00:12:15,524 Heat one, heat two and heat three. 341 00:12:15,525 --> 00:12:17,526 You're gonna ride a wave, then wait on the beach 342 00:12:17,527 --> 00:12:18,861 till we call your heat again. 343 00:12:18,862 --> 00:12:20,237 We're gonna do that three times. 344 00:12:20,238 --> 00:12:22,030 Our judges will be awarding points 345 00:12:22,031 --> 00:12:26,118 {\an8}for longest distance, technical form, and boogiest boarding. 346 00:12:26,119 --> 00:12:28,871 Thanks for ordering all these big waves, Daddy. 347 00:12:28,872 --> 00:12:31,790 Just kidding. I know they're from a storm or the moon or something. 348 00:12:31,791 --> 00:12:33,041 Good. 349 00:12:33,042 --> 00:12:35,544 I need you to focus, okay, Court? 350 00:12:35,545 --> 00:12:37,129 And remember when Vernon started 351 00:12:37,130 --> 00:12:39,631 charging more for the 36-inch trencher 352 00:12:39,632 --> 00:12:41,800 than he did for the 48-inch trencher? 353 00:12:41,801 --> 00:12:44,428 Yes, I noticed that and asked him, what gives? 354 00:12:44,429 --> 00:12:46,054 And he said more people want the 36. 355 00:12:46,055 --> 00:12:47,848 More people want the 36. 356 00:12:47,849 --> 00:12:49,349 Listen to that. 357 00:12:49,350 --> 00:12:51,518 They're coming out of it. The energy is picking up. 358 00:12:51,519 --> 00:12:53,937 The mood is shifting. I think we're good to go. 359 00:12:53,938 --> 00:12:55,606 Uh, I don't know. 360 00:12:55,607 --> 00:12:57,524 Gene, go hold the door open, watch for my signal. 361 00:12:57,525 --> 00:13:00,444 Then you signal Tina. Tina, you go light the candle 362 00:13:00,445 --> 00:13:02,196 and bring the cupcakes out, okay? 363 00:13:02,197 --> 00:13:03,363 I don't like my job. 364 00:13:03,364 --> 00:13:05,199 I feel like I should bring the cupcakes out. 365 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,576 No, do it like I said. You're not good with lighters. 366 00:13:07,577 --> 00:13:09,828 They should make lighters that are easier for kids. 367 00:13:09,829 --> 00:13:12,164 - Kid lighters. - Shh, get in position. 368 00:13:12,165 --> 00:13:13,957 I also have party hats and noisemakers, 369 00:13:13,958 --> 00:13:15,461 but let's wait and see on those, okay? 370 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,920 - Ah, that was a nice service. - Very nice. 371 00:13:17,921 --> 00:13:19,671 - The exact right length. - Yup. 372 00:13:19,672 --> 00:13:21,173 But his poor wife, 373 00:13:21,174 --> 00:13:22,716 - she's all alone now. - Right. 374 00:13:22,717 --> 00:13:24,635 Yeah, she did say something about 375 00:13:24,636 --> 00:13:26,011 taking a cruise later this year. 376 00:13:26,012 --> 00:13:27,387 Oh. Well, that's nice. 377 00:13:27,388 --> 00:13:29,181 Yeah, well, it was 378 00:13:29,182 --> 00:13:30,808 the cruise they were supposed to take together. 379 00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:32,184 Their 50th anniversary cruise. 380 00:13:32,185 --> 00:13:33,644 - Yeah... - Damn it. 381 00:13:33,645 --> 00:13:35,523 Okay, Linda. Let's turn this around. 382 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:39,109 Ah, life. Huh? Am I right? 383 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,734 - Yeah. - Yup. 384 00:13:40,735 --> 00:13:44,279 Speaking of life, uh, today's Teddy's birthday. 385 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:45,489 Eh... 386 00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:46,657 - You don't say. - What? 387 00:13:46,658 --> 00:13:48,033 - Oh, no kidding. - Huh. 388 00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:49,368 Ah, uh... 389 00:13:49,369 --> 00:13:51,620 Oh, it's good to celebrate a little. 390 00:13:51,621 --> 00:13:53,038 No, no, no. No, no. 391 00:13:53,039 --> 00:13:54,414 - Yeah. - No. 392 00:13:54,415 --> 00:13:55,874 Yeah, you gotta, you know. 393 00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:59,920 All right. Uh, bring out the cupcakes. Tina, hurry. 394 00:13:59,921 --> 00:14:01,047 ♪ Happy... ♪ 395 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,966 I'm sorry, sorry. 396 00:14:03,967 --> 00:14:06,301 - Crap. - Thanks, Linda. 397 00:14:06,302 --> 00:14:08,512 You have to blow it out or the wax will, um... 398 00:14:08,513 --> 00:14:09,888 I-I'll do it. 399 00:14:09,889 --> 00:14:11,849 I wish this day would end. 400 00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:14,142 Yep, could not get any worse. 401 00:14:14,143 --> 00:14:15,853 - Hello. - Oh, great. 402 00:14:15,854 --> 00:14:18,146 - I mean hi, Mort. - Ooh, cupcakes. 403 00:14:18,147 --> 00:14:19,398 Get your own! 404 00:14:19,399 --> 00:14:21,525 Heads up, fathers and daughters 405 00:14:21,526 --> 00:14:24,736 in heat two, these monster waves are for you. 406 00:14:24,737 --> 00:14:25,904 You ready, Dad? 407 00:14:25,905 --> 00:14:28,448 And is your bathing suit properly secured? 408 00:14:28,449 --> 00:14:30,158 Heh. Yes. Kind of. 409 00:14:30,159 --> 00:14:31,285 This one? 410 00:14:31,286 --> 00:14:32,995 - Um... - Whoa. 411 00:14:32,996 --> 00:14:35,038 Uh, let's do it. 412 00:14:35,039 --> 00:14:36,582 Paddle. Kick. Go. 413 00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:38,208 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm doing it. 414 00:14:38,209 --> 00:14:39,295 Oh, oh. 415 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,045 Well, that was all right. 416 00:14:42,046 --> 00:14:44,089 Yeah, that-that-that wasn't that bad. 417 00:14:44,090 --> 00:14:45,507 Yeah, if we rode it any farther, 418 00:14:45,508 --> 00:14:47,426 we'd need a plane ticket to get back. 419 00:14:47,427 --> 00:14:49,469 Um, this one? 420 00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:51,181 Uh, yeah. 421 00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:54,560 Whoa, whoa. 422 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,561 - Whoa! - Louise! 423 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,191 What the hell was that? 424 00:15:03,192 --> 00:15:05,193 - You okay? - Yeah. 425 00:15:05,194 --> 00:15:07,362 Does your chin hurt? It looks like you scraped it. 426 00:15:07,363 --> 00:15:09,907 It's-it's fine. I'm fine. 427 00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:13,201 Besides, what's a tiny little bit of drowning every now and then? 428 00:15:13,202 --> 00:15:15,412 - S-Sure. - You want to make an omelet, 429 00:15:15,413 --> 00:15:17,497 you gotta hold a few eggs under water until they choke 430 00:15:17,498 --> 00:15:18,707 and scrape their chins, right? 431 00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:22,254 - Uh... - Okay. All right. 432 00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:23,712 You know what though? 433 00:15:23,713 --> 00:15:25,631 - I don't need 100 bucks. - What? 434 00:15:25,632 --> 00:15:28,216 Yeah, I'll easily make that much myself. 435 00:15:28,217 --> 00:15:29,718 Over a few decades. 436 00:15:29,719 --> 00:15:31,386 Maybe we should just call it, huh? 437 00:15:31,387 --> 00:15:34,097 Oh, really? You want to leave? 438 00:15:34,098 --> 00:15:36,433 Yeah, I think I'm good on ocean stuff for now. 439 00:15:36,434 --> 00:15:38,518 It's big, it's dumb. I get it. 440 00:15:38,519 --> 00:15:41,355 I mean, i-if that's what you want, okay. 441 00:15:41,356 --> 00:15:44,107 - It is. Yeah, let's go home. - All right. 442 00:15:44,108 --> 00:15:46,109 - ♪ Little squirt ♪ - Yeah. 443 00:15:46,110 --> 00:15:47,986 - ♪ Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh ♪ - ♪ Buh-buh-buh ♪ 444 00:15:47,987 --> 00:15:50,072 ♪ You've got the cutest little surfer shirt ♪ 445 00:15:50,073 --> 00:15:51,406 ♪ Squirt, squirt, squirt ♪ 446 00:15:51,407 --> 00:15:53,075 ♪ You've got the cutest little surfer shirt ♪ 447 00:15:53,076 --> 00:15:54,660 ♪ Squirt, squirt, squirt ♪ 448 00:15:54,661 --> 00:15:55,869 ♪ Squirt, squirt squirt, heh ♪ 449 00:15:55,870 --> 00:15:57,162 ♪ Squirt, squirt, squirt ♪ 450 00:15:57,163 --> 00:15:58,705 ♪ A-squirt, squirt, squirt ♪ 451 00:15:58,706 --> 00:16:00,292 - Yeah. - I think we're getting somewhere. 452 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,837 That was the right move. Right? 453 00:16:05,838 --> 00:16:07,255 Know when to call it quits. 454 00:16:07,256 --> 00:16:08,548 Not that we're quitters. 455 00:16:08,549 --> 00:16:09,967 We're smart. We're smart-ers. 456 00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:12,469 - Uh-huh. Yup. - They're all gonna die. 457 00:16:12,470 --> 00:16:13,804 I mean, hopefully not. 458 00:16:13,805 --> 00:16:15,722 They're gonna die, they're gonna die. 459 00:16:15,723 --> 00:16:17,892 They might make it, but they'll be traumatized. 460 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,942 - What? - Well, 461 00:16:26,943 --> 00:16:28,568 I think I'm gonna head out. 462 00:16:28,569 --> 00:16:30,028 - Happy birthday, Teddy. - Oh. 463 00:16:30,029 --> 00:16:31,949 Yeah, I'm gonna shove off, too. 464 00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,448 Happy birthday, Teddy. 465 00:16:33,449 --> 00:16:35,617 Yeah, thanks for having us? 466 00:16:35,618 --> 00:16:37,202 I didn't, uh... 467 00:16:37,203 --> 00:16:38,745 Yup. 468 00:16:38,746 --> 00:16:40,414 Uh... uh, wait. 469 00:16:40,415 --> 00:16:42,165 Uh, we haven't had ice cream yet. 470 00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:44,251 You get free ice cream on your birthday, right? 471 00:16:44,252 --> 00:16:45,544 What? No, no. 472 00:16:45,545 --> 00:16:47,713 Just Teddy gets free ice cream, or... 473 00:16:47,714 --> 00:16:50,090 All of you. You-you all get free ice cream. 474 00:16:50,091 --> 00:16:51,717 I'd stay for a little soft serve. 475 00:16:51,718 --> 00:16:53,635 I'd stay for a lot of soft serve. 476 00:16:53,636 --> 00:16:55,429 And sprinkles? I mean, not-not a deal-breaker, 477 00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:56,680 but if you have 'em... 478 00:16:56,681 --> 00:16:58,098 Do we have to have ice cream? 479 00:16:58,099 --> 00:16:59,474 - Shh. - What? I'd have a tea. 480 00:16:59,475 --> 00:17:01,101 Oh, this damn thing again. 481 00:17:01,102 --> 00:17:03,937 Come on, come on... 482 00:17:03,938 --> 00:17:06,481 Huh. My uncle has a diner up in Hillsboro. 483 00:17:06,482 --> 00:17:08,066 This happens with his soft serve. 484 00:17:08,067 --> 00:17:09,818 It's probably the flow screw. 485 00:17:09,819 --> 00:17:12,404 Eh, I'd say it's more likely there's just a buildup in there. 486 00:17:12,405 --> 00:17:14,239 I told the machine it needed more fiber. 487 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,033 I'm just saying, we should pry the cap off 488 00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:17,617 the dispensing hole and poke around. 489 00:17:17,618 --> 00:17:19,578 No, no, start with the flow screw. 490 00:17:19,579 --> 00:17:21,540 Wow, handy people with their handy tools. 491 00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,832 This place has turned into a real handy-land. 492 00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:27,127 Oh, wait. Um, why don't we make a little game out of it? 493 00:17:27,128 --> 00:17:29,546 - Huh? - A little party game. Come on. 494 00:17:29,547 --> 00:17:32,551 Linda, just don't. No more party talk. 495 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,468 A game? I like games. 496 00:17:34,469 --> 00:17:35,802 - I'd play... Yeah. - All right. 497 00:17:35,803 --> 00:17:37,387 A game best served soft. 498 00:17:37,388 --> 00:17:38,722 Joyce gets it. 499 00:17:38,723 --> 00:17:40,140 - Whose kids are those? - I don't know. 500 00:17:40,141 --> 00:17:42,019 You know where you don't die of drowning? 501 00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:44,644 On the land. There's a 99% chance 502 00:17:44,645 --> 00:17:46,772 you won't drown in the ocean when you're on land. 503 00:17:46,773 --> 00:17:50,358 Hey, uh, I just want to say, Louise, again, I'm sorry 504 00:17:50,359 --> 00:17:51,818 I told you my boogie boarding story 505 00:17:51,819 --> 00:17:55,030 while you were boogie boarding for the first time. 506 00:17:55,031 --> 00:17:56,573 I'm glad you told me that story. 507 00:17:56,574 --> 00:17:58,700 That story saved our sad lives. 508 00:17:58,701 --> 00:18:01,703 But... I mean, I did have fun when I wasn't drowning. 509 00:18:01,704 --> 00:18:03,622 I know. I mean, I-I saw you. 510 00:18:03,623 --> 00:18:05,207 I actually had a lot of fun, too. 511 00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:07,503 I... I like boogie boarding. 512 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,586 Whoo-hoo! 513 00:18:09,587 --> 00:18:11,296 Linda, did you see that? 514 00:18:11,297 --> 00:18:13,050 Mm-hmm. That was great. 515 00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:15,967 What's happening? Why are we stopping? 516 00:18:15,968 --> 00:18:18,303 - What if we go back? - Go back? To the beach? 517 00:18:18,304 --> 00:18:21,431 I think if we hurry, we can make it back for... 518 00:18:21,432 --> 00:18:22,599 for our third wave. 519 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,643 What? So now you're fine with dying? 520 00:18:24,644 --> 00:18:27,395 You know, Jamiroquai and Mark Twain also said, 521 00:18:27,396 --> 00:18:31,568 um, don't not do fun stuff 'cause your dad got scared one time. 522 00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:33,610 Look, I'm glad you got me back in the water, 523 00:18:33,611 --> 00:18:35,278 back on the boogie board. 524 00:18:35,279 --> 00:18:37,906 I should have done that right away after my... incident. 525 00:18:37,907 --> 00:18:39,908 I-I missed a ton of waves. 526 00:18:39,909 --> 00:18:41,952 And a lot of chances to show your penis? 527 00:18:41,953 --> 00:18:43,122 Right. 528 00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:46,625 So, uh, what do you say? 529 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:48,750 More to the left. 530 00:18:48,751 --> 00:18:50,544 - Here? - No, left, left. 531 00:18:50,545 --> 00:18:52,587 Wait, is my left your right? 532 00:18:52,588 --> 00:18:54,047 We're facing the same direction. 533 00:18:54,048 --> 00:18:55,549 So my left is your... 534 00:18:55,550 --> 00:18:57,300 - Left. - No, but you're behind me. 535 00:18:57,301 --> 00:18:59,302 - Yes. - Put up your left hand. 536 00:18:59,303 --> 00:19:01,138 - Here. - That's your left hand? 537 00:19:01,139 --> 00:19:02,848 It's the same as your left hand. 538 00:19:02,849 --> 00:19:04,641 Sorry, time's up. 539 00:19:04,642 --> 00:19:06,184 Joyce and Lou, get in there. Go on. 540 00:19:06,185 --> 00:19:08,353 You're going down, birthday boy. 541 00:19:08,354 --> 00:19:10,355 This is a great game. What else can we fix? 542 00:19:10,356 --> 00:19:11,773 I have an old Honda. 543 00:19:11,774 --> 00:19:13,650 I've got a casket I can't get open. 544 00:19:13,651 --> 00:19:14,818 - Mort. - What? 545 00:19:14,819 --> 00:19:16,113 There's no one in it. I don't think. 546 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,738 Hey. My little boogie beavers are back. 547 00:19:18,739 --> 00:19:20,615 - How'd it go? - Oh, I don't know, 548 00:19:20,616 --> 00:19:22,868 how about... we got fourth place? 549 00:19:22,869 --> 00:19:24,536 Oh, that's great! 550 00:19:24,537 --> 00:19:26,454 - Yeah. - Oh, your face. 551 00:19:26,455 --> 00:19:27,622 Eh, it's nothing. 552 00:19:27,623 --> 00:19:30,208 I mean, I almost died, and I wanted to quit, 553 00:19:30,209 --> 00:19:32,502 but then I learned from Dad's many mistakes 554 00:19:32,503 --> 00:19:33,962 and said, "No, we gotta go back." 555 00:19:33,963 --> 00:19:35,589 - We both said it. - I said it better. 556 00:19:35,590 --> 00:19:37,632 And we rode our final wave to fourth place, 557 00:19:37,633 --> 00:19:39,301 which is a Belcher first place. 558 00:19:39,302 --> 00:19:41,219 Partially thanks to me doing a 360, 559 00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:43,557 {\an8}which I definitely did on purpose. 560 00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:45,849 And not only did I get this intimidating scar, 561 00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:47,767 we got these for coming in fourth. 562 00:19:47,768 --> 00:19:50,061 - Ooh. - Perfect for the opera. 563 00:19:50,062 --> 00:19:51,897 Well, how about some fourth place ice cream? 564 00:19:51,898 --> 00:19:52,981 - Yeah! - As soon as 565 00:19:52,982 --> 00:19:54,232 our ice cream machine is fixed. 566 00:19:54,233 --> 00:19:56,026 Yeah, what's happening here? 567 00:19:56,027 --> 00:19:57,360 Handypeople party games. 568 00:19:57,361 --> 00:20:01,323 Yeah, Dad. Haven't you ever been to a handypeople funeral/birthday party? 569 00:20:01,324 --> 00:20:02,908 - That's it. Look at that. - Whoa, whoa. 570 00:20:02,909 --> 00:20:04,159 - Is it... - We've got ice cream. 571 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,994 - Aw, c'mon. - We got it. We win! 572 00:20:05,995 --> 00:20:07,372 All right! 573 00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:09,539 I have to admit, this is nice, 574 00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:11,041 being celebrated a little bit. 575 00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:12,626 Thanks for making this happen, Linda, 576 00:20:12,627 --> 00:20:14,252 even though I told you so many times not to. 577 00:20:14,253 --> 00:20:15,712 Aw, you're worth it, Teddy. 578 00:20:15,713 --> 00:20:17,088 And, yes, I was right about everything. 579 00:20:17,089 --> 00:20:18,924 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 580 00:20:18,925 --> 00:20:21,009 Oh, no, you don't have to. Okay, you're doing it. 581 00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:24,221 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 582 00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:29,478 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Teddy ♪ 583 00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:32,562 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 584 00:20:32,563 --> 00:20:36,900 ♪ To you ♪ 585 00:20:36,901 --> 00:20:39,486 ♪ And Mandy Moore ♪ 586 00:20:39,487 --> 00:20:40,863 And, Vernon, sorry you're dead. 587 00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,784 ♪ Little squirt ♪ 588 00:20:45,785 --> 00:20:47,953 - ♪ Buh-buh-buh-buh- buh-buh-buh ♪ - ♪ Squirt, squirt, squirt ♪ 589 00:20:47,954 --> 00:20:49,746 ♪ You've got the cutest little surfer shirt ♪ 590 00:20:49,747 --> 00:20:51,456 - ♪ Hey, squirt squirt, squirt ♪ - ♪ You've got the cutest ♪ 591 00:20:51,457 --> 00:20:52,999 - ♪ Little surfer shirt ♪ - ♪ Squirt, squirt, squirt ♪ 592 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,292 - Yeah, yeah. - ♪ You've got the cutest ♪ 593 00:20:54,293 --> 00:20:56,002 ♪ Little surfer shirt ♪ 594 00:20:56,003 --> 00:20:58,213 ♪ Squirt-squirt squirt-squirt ♪ 595 00:20:58,214 --> 00:21:00,217 ♪ Squirt, ha squirt-squirt, squirt ♪ 596 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:02,094 ♪ Little squirt ♪ 597 00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:03,635 Let me add the bass. Here we go, and... 598 00:21:03,636 --> 00:21:05,720 ♪ Little squirt ♪ 599 00:21:05,721 --> 00:21:07,722 Dad, you're still just a hair sharp. 600 00:21:07,723 --> 00:21:09,432 - If you try to just... - You're absolutely right. 601 00:21:09,433 --> 00:21:10,809 ♪ Little-- ♪ 602 00:21:10,810 --> 00:21:13,230 {\an8}You know it's, though, it's the key is too high.