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The French toast
is exquisite today.
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{\an8}- Your father made it.
- You made it?
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{\an8}It's so good I assumed it was frozen.
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{\an8}Uh, thank you?
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{\an8}So, have you thought any more
about the contest, Dad?
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{\an8}Ready to change your maybe to a yes?
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{\an8}Here's the flyer for it again in case
you need to refresh your memory.
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{\an8}I'm familiar with the flyer, Louise.
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{\an8}You taped it to my face after
I fell asleep last night.
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{\an8}Yes.
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{\an8}And I don't think you're
supposed to take things off
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{\an8}the community center
bulletin board.
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{\an8}How else do you expect me to get
a fun senior water aerobics poster?
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{\an8}There are no good ones on eBay.
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{\an8}Have you even read the flyer, Dad?
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{\an8}- Yeah.
- Read it again. Here we go.
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{\an8} "Come enter
the Father-Daughter
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{\an8}Boogie Board Battle
for a fun day in the sun,
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{\an8}hosted by Little Squirts Surf Shirts."
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{\an8}And it says first prize
is 100 bucks.
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{\an8}That's a lot of cheddar.
"Cheddar" means money, right?
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{\an8}- On the streets?
- Yeah, sure, Tina.
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{\an8}Too bad it's only for 12 and under.
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{\an8}I'd get'er that cheddar.
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{\an8}It also says everyone who enters gets
a free Little Squirts Surf Shirt.
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{\an8}Better be a new one,
before it gets any squirts on it.
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{\an8}Uh, but we don't have
boogie boards, so--
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{\an8}Well, the flyer says
they have loaners.
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{\an8}- Oh.
- Come on.
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{\an8}You, me, next weekend
and 100 smackers that we split.
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{\an8}Or you just give it all to me
because it's kind of weird
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{\an8}- to split money with a child.
- Hmm.
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{\an8}And didn't Mom say
you actually used to be good
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{\an8}- at boogie boarding, somehow?
- He was.
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{\an8}How? Was your body different then?
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{\an8}Or was water different?
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{\an8}Actually, your father's got
the perfect body
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{\an8}- for boogie boarding.
- Thank you, Linda.
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{\an8}He's very buoyant.
Like a seal.
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{\an8}How come we've never seen you do it?
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{\an8}Well, uh,
we opened the restaurant,
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{\an8}and then, uh, we had kids,
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{\an8}and I guess life happened.
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{\an8}- But did it, though, for you?
- Louise...
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{\an8}I mean, there was also
that other thing
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- that happened.
- What thing?
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World War II? I'm not sure
how old you guys are.
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I think what your mom's
referring to is, one time,
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- I had a pretty vicious wipeout.
- He had a little incident--
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- Little incident? I almost drowned.
- Drowned?
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You were in
six inches of water.
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Yeah, deadly inches.
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I saw that, Lin.
You just shook your head.
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No, I didn't.
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- What's that over there?
- Hmm?
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Linda, I didn't even look
where you were pointing.
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I did. What did I miss?
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Honey, I believe
you believe it was scary.
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It was. It...
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Everyone, it was. You know what?
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- I-I'm not talking about it anymore.
- Good.
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Well, what do you say,
ready to get back on the board?
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Win 100 bucks?
And my love?
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- Um...
- Yeah?
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- All right, yes. Okay, fine.
- Ho, ho, yes.
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- Hmm.
- Good choice, good choice.
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It's the triumphant return
to the ocean
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for the voluptuous Seal-Man.
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I love eating.
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- We know you do.
- Did I say that out loud?
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- Y-You did.
- So, your birthday's this weekend.
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And remember
what you said last year.
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{\an8}So what'd you end up doing
for your birthday, Teddy?
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Well, I had that root canal,
and on my way home,
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I noticed my tires were a little low...
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- Uh-huh.
- ...so I went and filled them up.
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Then I remembered
I was out of coffee filters
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and toilet paper...
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- ...so I swing by the store--
- Enough, enough!
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Teddy, I can't take this anymore.
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Every year, it gets sadder and sadder.
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I'm sorry, I'm-I'm just not
a big birthday person.
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Listen, you. Either next year
you do something nice for your birthday
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or I will make you.
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Are you threatening me, Linda?
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Promise me, Teddy.
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- Promise me.
- Okay, okay, I promise.
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{\an8}So, what you doing this year?
It better be good.
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You gonna do something with Kathleen?
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Eh, she's in Ireland
for a family reunion.
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Dang it.
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They're having it
in a town called Dingle.
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I said, "So you're gonna
be a bunch of Dingle-lings?"
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She didn't text me back.
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Okay, Teddy,
a promise is a promise.
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We're doing it here,
birthday party at the restaurant.
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We're gonna have cupcakes
and a candle
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and maybe we'll play
some party games.
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Lin, too much. Grown man.
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Okay, maybe just one round
of the limbo.
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- Lin...
- Fine, maybe no games.
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But yes, party. You hear me?
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Okay, okay.
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- Bob's Burgers.
- We got to cancel the birthday thing.
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- What?
- I'm going to a funeral.
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- What?
- Vernon, the guy who owns the place
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that rents out jackhammers
and stuff to contractors?
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Ow! Just cut myself shaving.
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Anyway, he died. Heart attack.
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And the service is today at Mort's.
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Oh, no. That's awful.
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- Yeah.
- Well, maybe we can do your birthday
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- after the service?
- Eh...
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I-I won't be in the mood
to celebrate anything.
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I don't know why,
but funerals make me sad.
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Maybe it's 'cause my dad
died at a funeral.
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Next year, though. I-I promise.
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- But what if--
- Oh, boy. Sorry Linda, I-I got to go.
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- Lot of blood here. Oh.
- We could, we could do-- Ugh.
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Whoa. That's too much sunscreen.
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Uh, it-it feels like a lot.
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- Teddy's canceling his party.
- I heard.
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Uh, sorry you can't do the party
you were making him have.
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Aw, poop. I got the cupcakes
from Devondorf's.
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- Ooh.
- Well, we can still eat them.
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The cupcakes don't know
it's not our birthday.
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- Eh...
- Anyway, we have a contest to win.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Here's the first wave for you to catch.
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Get it?
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I do. Thank you, Tina.
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You know, we probably should
have practiced a little,
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- boogie boarding.
- Since when are we
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a "practice things" type of family?
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Besides, if you were good
at boogie boarding,
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- how hard can it be?
- Well, that's--
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Look at driftwood.
It's doing it.
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Is it... did it practice that?
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Hmm, I mean,
it's not really the same.
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What, you think
you're better than driftwood?
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Most of it.
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- Sure there're a few pieces that are--
- All right.
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Let's go pick out a board.
I can't with you.
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Look at these conditions.
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Beautiful, huge waves.
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Just in time for
the Little Squirts Surf Shirts
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Father-Daughter Boogie Board Battle.
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Oh, geez.
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Come on, Dad.
Let's boogie, baby!
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Oh, boy.
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Okay,
which one of you bad boys
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is gonna win me 100 bucks?
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Me, me.
Me, me.
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Okay, everyone settle down.
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Hey, uh, I'm just gonna go
talk to the lifeguard real quick.
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Trash-talk him? Kind of weird
to do it to the lifeguard,
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but, yeah,
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whatever pumps you up.
You want me to come?
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No, I... I-I got it.
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Uh, hi. How ya doing?
I was just wondering if--
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Is someone taking into account
how big these waves are?
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Yes. Don't worry.
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The ocean is perfectly safe
today for you and your child.
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Okay, but are you sure?
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I mean, you're seeing
those waves, right?.
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Yes. I see the ocean.
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Notice how my big chair
is pointed right at it?
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- I see it at all times.
- But what about that wave?
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I mean, look-look at that one.
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Okay, not that one, but, uh, there.
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- That one. Right?
- Yeah.
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Uh, okay, so, that one...
that one died down, too.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Uh, hold on, just--
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'Cause another big one is
coming any sec.
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I can't wait.
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Hey, Louise. I didn't know
you boogie-ed the boards.
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I'm gonna boogie this board.
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Did you bring a dad,
or are you gonna get a loaner?
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Uh, no. My dad's here.
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He's talking to the announcer guy.
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- He's trying to pitch him a jingle.
- Is that a euphemism?
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♪ Dum-dum-dum, who's the shirt
that's full of squirts? ♪
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♪ Da-da-da, da, makes all
the jellyfish go berserk ♪
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- Oh, hi, Mr. B.
- Oh, hi, Courtney.
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- Break a leg out there.
- Wha-What?
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It's just an expression.
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- God.
- Oh. Right.
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Uh, seems like we have
a little time
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before the contest starts.
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Should we jump in so I can
master this sport real quick?
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Yup. Yup.
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Dah. Poor, dumb, old,
dead equipment rental guy
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and his lousy timing.
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Sorry, but-- Ugh. Teddy's never gonna
celebrate his birthday.
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- Hey, there's always next year, right?
- Yeah.
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Teddy's friends aren't always
gonna die on his birthday.
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And if they do,
we should probably move.
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So, is anyone else thinking it's weird
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that we haven't
eaten those cupcakes yet?
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- Ease into it, Gene.
- Too soon.
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It's what Teddy would have wanted.
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So, yeah. Wait for the wave
to pick up the back of the board
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and then kick like crazy.
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Uh, here's one.
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- Fun, right?
- Yeah.
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If you like very slow rides
that only go six feet.
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Oh, well, uh, yeah.
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Dad, everyone is out there.
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Why are we here?
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Uh, you know the old saying.
"Water white? Doing all right.
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Water... curl?
Uh, get out of there, girl."
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- No, I've never heard that.
- Well, it's an old saying.
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- And you're young.
- Really? Who said it?
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Uh, Mark Twain. You know him?
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- Never heard of him.
- He's a famous writer.
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About surfing?
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Some of it, yeah.
On the Mississippi.
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But those waves are bigger.
I'm no oceanologist,
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but wouldn't big waves
make you go farther
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and win the contest?
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Uh, well, I mean,
some people might say that.
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But others would say,
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"Wave too big,
don't dance that jig."
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- Mark Twain again?
- No, that's, uh... Jamiroquai.
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Dad, where's the golden-boy
boogie-boarder from yesteryear?
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'Cause I'd love to meet him.
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Come on, Dad!
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Boogie your butt on out here!
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Oh, boy.
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Mom,
the birthday party is gone.
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But the cupcakes are here,
alive and well, and so are we.
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Gene's right. It's time
to kill those cupcakes.
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With-with our mouths.
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All right. Fine.
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Yay!
236
00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:35,262
- Oh, uh, hold off on the cupcakes.
- Damn it!
237
00:08:35,263 --> 00:08:37,723
Oh, hey, Teddy. You're here...
with some people.
238
00:08:37,724 --> 00:08:39,975
Yeah. Handymen and handywoman.
239
00:08:39,976 --> 00:08:41,685
I'm Joyce, the handyma'am.
240
00:08:41,686 --> 00:08:44,772
Ha. I love it. Aw,
but sorry about your friend.
241
00:08:44,773 --> 00:08:47,107
Linda, you remember Glenn,
and this is Lou.
242
00:08:47,108 --> 00:08:48,817
- Hi, Lou.
- Hello.
243
00:08:48,818 --> 00:08:50,694
So, did Teddy tell you
it's his bir--
244
00:08:50,695 --> 00:08:52,863
Uh, we're just here to have
a beer and talk about Vernon.
245
00:08:52,864 --> 00:08:54,657
- That's all.
- Okay. Okay.
246
00:08:54,658 --> 00:08:56,992
I didn't think
I was gonna get so broken up.
247
00:08:56,993 --> 00:08:59,161
Yeah, you cried loudly
at the service.
248
00:08:59,162 --> 00:09:01,038
- Super-loud.
- Aw.
249
00:09:01,039 --> 00:09:02,665
Hey, this round's on the house.
250
00:09:02,666 --> 00:09:04,333
Some beer for your tears.
251
00:09:04,334 --> 00:09:06,460
And... maybe some fries
for your cries?
252
00:09:06,461 --> 00:09:08,420
Oh, okay. Yeah, sounds good.
253
00:09:08,421 --> 00:09:10,422
- Lots of fries.
- Kids, uh, give me a hand.
254
00:09:10,423 --> 00:09:11,840
Secret meeting.
255
00:09:11,841 --> 00:09:13,509
Mom forgot
how to use the fryer.
256
00:09:13,510 --> 00:09:14,845
So embarrassing.
257
00:09:15,012 --> 00:09:17,179
Listen, I think we can work with this.
258
00:09:17,180 --> 00:09:18,931
Teddy and his friends
will talk about Vernon,
259
00:09:18,932 --> 00:09:21,100
they'll get sick of that,
and then they'll be ready to move on
260
00:09:21,101 --> 00:09:22,351
to something a little more fun.
261
00:09:22,352 --> 00:09:23,477
Are you sure that's what they--
262
00:09:23,478 --> 00:09:25,563
Tina, you are this close
to not being invited to the party.
263
00:09:25,564 --> 00:09:26,689
- Got it. Got it.
- Aah!
264
00:09:26,690 --> 00:09:28,651
- Not yet.
- But soon.
265
00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:32,278
Louise, are you sure you don't want
to go back to where we were?
266
00:09:32,279 --> 00:09:33,904
Loserville? No.
267
00:09:33,905 --> 00:09:36,282
Ooh, look at this one!
Let's catch it!
268
00:09:36,283 --> 00:09:37,700
No, that--
It looks pretty big.
269
00:09:37,701 --> 00:09:39,159
- Let's duck under it.
- Ugh.
270
00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:41,161
Ah, come on.
271
00:09:41,162 --> 00:09:42,580
We should have taken it!
272
00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:44,373
No, that-that wave was, um,
273
00:09:44,374 --> 00:09:45,708
- gross.
- Gross?
274
00:09:45,709 --> 00:09:47,585
Yeah. Squishy and gross.
275
00:09:47,586 --> 00:09:50,087
Those are technical terms.
Uh, you'll learn it all later.
276
00:09:50,088 --> 00:09:52,923
Oh, ho, ho,
here comes another good one!
277
00:09:52,924 --> 00:09:54,425
- Louise, I don't think--
- I'm going for it!
278
00:09:54,426 --> 00:09:56,303
- No, no, no. No!
- Yes, yes, yes.
279
00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,306
That was amazing.
280
00:10:00,307 --> 00:10:01,682
Dad, did you see me?
281
00:10:01,683 --> 00:10:04,727
Yeah. G-Good, uh, job with it.
282
00:10:04,728 --> 00:10:07,771
Why didn't you tell me that oceans
are like free roller coasters,
283
00:10:07,772 --> 00:10:10,441
and not just big, stinky,
wet places where fish pee?
284
00:10:10,442 --> 00:10:12,776
Oh, you know,
Louise, they also poop.
285
00:10:12,777 --> 00:10:14,903
There's less poop closer to shore.
286
00:10:14,904 --> 00:10:16,697
It's the-the jet stream,
I think, so--
287
00:10:16,698 --> 00:10:18,866
Okay,
why are you being so weird?
288
00:10:18,867 --> 00:10:20,075
Weird? I'm not being weird.
289
00:10:20,076 --> 00:10:22,661
Is this about your incident
or accident
290
00:10:22,662 --> 00:10:24,330
or whatever
Mom was talking about?
291
00:10:24,331 --> 00:10:26,582
- I mean--
- Just tell me what happened.
292
00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:30,502
Okay. Okay. Uh, it was
a big wave day, like today.
293
00:10:30,503 --> 00:10:32,338
I had a bunch
of really good rides,
294
00:10:32,339 --> 00:10:35,090
and then, this huge wave
just rolled me
295
00:10:35,091 --> 00:10:37,217
and pounded me
against the sand.
296
00:10:37,218 --> 00:10:39,803
And I-I couldn't get up. I...
I-I couldn't get my head up.
297
00:10:39,804 --> 00:10:41,555
The lifeguard had to pull me out.
298
00:10:41,556 --> 00:10:43,349
- Oh.
- And when he dragged me
299
00:10:43,350 --> 00:10:45,225
onto the beach, I realized the wave
300
00:10:45,226 --> 00:10:47,645
had completely
pulled my bathing suit down.
301
00:10:47,646 --> 00:10:49,229
- What's that?
- It's a penis.
302
00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:51,315
- No, it's not.
- Don't look at me!
303
00:10:51,316 --> 00:10:53,359
Wait, but didn't Mom say
you were in, like,
304
00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:54,568
six inches of water?
305
00:10:54,569 --> 00:10:56,737
Ugh. Yes, she loves
to point that out,
306
00:10:56,738 --> 00:10:59,531
but it doesn't matter if
it's six feet or six inches.
307
00:10:59,532 --> 00:11:02,660
When a wave is pounding you,
you don't even know which way is up
308
00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:04,745
or if you're ever
gonna breathe again.
309
00:11:04,746 --> 00:11:06,246
Oh.
310
00:11:06,247 --> 00:11:09,166
But, uh, that was just,
like, one time.
311
00:11:09,167 --> 00:11:10,918
And, you know, I didn't die.
312
00:11:10,919 --> 00:11:12,252
As you can see.
313
00:11:12,253 --> 00:11:14,797
Right here. Hello. So,
314
00:11:14,798 --> 00:11:16,340
I'm sure everything
will go fine today,
315
00:11:16,341 --> 00:11:18,717
and we will also not die.
316
00:11:18,718 --> 00:11:21,428
So, uh, go team?
317
00:11:21,429 --> 00:11:23,138
Heads up,
boogie boys and girls,
318
00:11:23,139 --> 00:11:25,683
the contest is about
to kick off, and lucky us,
319
00:11:25,684 --> 00:11:29,019
these waves just keep getting
bigger and bigger.
320
00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:32,564
Yeah. Lucky us.
321
00:11:32,565 --> 00:11:33,982
- Whee!
- I think we're
322
00:11:33,983 --> 00:11:35,861
the cutest ones here.
323
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:42,074
So, you ready?
Uh, how-how you feeling?
324
00:11:42,075 --> 00:11:43,992
Oh, you mean after
the worst pep talk ever?
325
00:11:43,993 --> 00:11:45,994
Yeah, that-that was bad.
326
00:11:45,995 --> 00:11:47,246
I'm sorry about that.
327
00:11:47,247 --> 00:11:48,831
"Hey, we're competing
in this thing,
328
00:11:48,832 --> 00:11:51,500
here's a graphic story about
how I almost drowned doing it,
329
00:11:51,501 --> 00:11:53,043
but, uh, have fun, sport."
330
00:11:53,044 --> 00:11:54,795
I didn't call you "sport."
331
00:11:54,796 --> 00:11:56,755
Could-could we just pretend
like I never said anything?
332
00:11:56,756 --> 00:11:59,675
Like you had to do with Gene
after you guys had the sex talk?
333
00:11:59,676 --> 00:12:02,261
What? No!
334
00:12:02,262 --> 00:12:03,429
Yes, like that.
335
00:12:03,430 --> 00:12:05,848
You know what?
I'm fine. I can do this.
336
00:12:05,849 --> 00:12:07,808
Plus, it's 100 bucks
if we win,
337
00:12:07,809 --> 00:12:09,768
which we will because
I'm incredible at this.
338
00:12:09,769 --> 00:12:12,312
All right guys,
here's how the contest is gonna work.
339
00:12:12,313 --> 00:12:13,772
You've all been assigned to groups.
340
00:12:13,773 --> 00:12:15,524
Heat one, heat two and heat three.
341
00:12:15,525 --> 00:12:17,526
You're gonna ride a wave,
then wait on the beach
342
00:12:17,527 --> 00:12:18,861
till we call your heat again.
343
00:12:18,862 --> 00:12:20,237
We're gonna do that three times.
344
00:12:20,238 --> 00:12:22,030
Our judges
will be awarding points
345
00:12:22,031 --> 00:12:26,118
{\an8}for longest distance, technical form,
and boogiest boarding.
346
00:12:26,119 --> 00:12:28,871
Thanks for ordering
all these big waves, Daddy.
347
00:12:28,872 --> 00:12:31,790
Just kidding. I know they're from
a storm or the moon or something.
348
00:12:31,791 --> 00:12:33,041
Good.
349
00:12:33,042 --> 00:12:35,544
I need you to focus, okay, Court?
350
00:12:35,545 --> 00:12:37,129
And remember
when Vernon started
351
00:12:37,130 --> 00:12:39,631
charging more for
the 36-inch trencher
352
00:12:39,632 --> 00:12:41,800
than he did for
the 48-inch trencher?
353
00:12:41,801 --> 00:12:44,428
Yes, I noticed that
and asked him, what gives?
354
00:12:44,429 --> 00:12:46,054
And he said
more people want the 36.
355
00:12:46,055 --> 00:12:47,848
More people want the 36.
356
00:12:47,849 --> 00:12:49,349
Listen to that.
357
00:12:49,350 --> 00:12:51,518
They're coming out of it.
The energy is picking up.
358
00:12:51,519 --> 00:12:53,937
The mood is shifting.
I think we're good to go.
359
00:12:53,938 --> 00:12:55,606
Uh, I don't know.
360
00:12:55,607 --> 00:12:57,524
Gene, go hold the door open,
watch for my signal.
361
00:12:57,525 --> 00:13:00,444
Then you signal Tina.
Tina, you go light the candle
362
00:13:00,445 --> 00:13:02,196
and bring the cupcakes out, okay?
363
00:13:02,197 --> 00:13:03,363
I don't like my job.
364
00:13:03,364 --> 00:13:05,199
I feel like I should
bring the cupcakes out.
365
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,576
No, do it like I said.
You're not good with lighters.
366
00:13:07,577 --> 00:13:09,828
They should make lighters
that are easier for kids.
367
00:13:09,829 --> 00:13:12,164
- Kid lighters.
- Shh, get in position.
368
00:13:12,165 --> 00:13:13,957
I also have party hats
and noisemakers,
369
00:13:13,958 --> 00:13:15,461
but let's wait and see
on those, okay?
370
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,920
- Ah, that was a nice service.
- Very nice.
371
00:13:17,921 --> 00:13:19,671
- The exact right length.
- Yup.
372
00:13:19,672 --> 00:13:21,173
But his poor wife,
373
00:13:21,174 --> 00:13:22,716
- she's all alone now.
- Right.
374
00:13:22,717 --> 00:13:24,635
Yeah,
she did say something about
375
00:13:24,636 --> 00:13:26,011
taking a cruise later this year.
376
00:13:26,012 --> 00:13:27,387
Oh. Well, that's nice.
377
00:13:27,388 --> 00:13:29,181
Yeah, well, it was
378
00:13:29,182 --> 00:13:30,808
the cruise they were supposed
to take together.
379
00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:32,184
Their 50th anniversary cruise.
380
00:13:32,185 --> 00:13:33,644
- Yeah...
- Damn it.
381
00:13:33,645 --> 00:13:35,523
Okay, Linda.
Let's turn this around.
382
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:39,109
Ah, life. Huh? Am I right?
383
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,734
- Yeah.
- Yup.
384
00:13:40,735 --> 00:13:44,279
Speaking of life, uh,
today's Teddy's birthday.
385
00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:45,489
Eh...
386
00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:46,657
- You don't say.
- What?
387
00:13:46,658 --> 00:13:48,033
- Oh, no kidding.
- Huh.
388
00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:49,368
Ah, uh...
389
00:13:49,369 --> 00:13:51,620
Oh, it's good to celebrate a little.
390
00:13:51,621 --> 00:13:53,038
No, no, no. No, no.
391
00:13:53,039 --> 00:13:54,414
- Yeah.
- No.
392
00:13:54,415 --> 00:13:55,874
Yeah, you gotta, you know.
393
00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:59,920
All right. Uh, bring out
the cupcakes. Tina, hurry.
394
00:13:59,921 --> 00:14:01,047
♪ Happy... ♪
395
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,966
I'm sorry, sorry.
396
00:14:03,967 --> 00:14:06,301
- Crap.
- Thanks, Linda.
397
00:14:06,302 --> 00:14:08,512
You have to blow it out
or the wax will, um...
398
00:14:08,513 --> 00:14:09,888
I-I'll do it.
399
00:14:09,889 --> 00:14:11,849
I wish this day would end.
400
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:14,142
Yep, could not get any worse.
401
00:14:14,143 --> 00:14:15,853
- Hello.
- Oh, great.
402
00:14:15,854 --> 00:14:18,146
- I mean hi, Mort.
- Ooh, cupcakes.
403
00:14:18,147 --> 00:14:19,398
Get your own!
404
00:14:19,399 --> 00:14:21,525
Heads up,
fathers and daughters
405
00:14:21,526 --> 00:14:24,736
in heat two,
these monster waves are for you.
406
00:14:24,737 --> 00:14:25,904
You ready, Dad?
407
00:14:25,905 --> 00:14:28,448
And is your bathing suit
properly secured?
408
00:14:28,449 --> 00:14:30,158
Heh. Yes. Kind of.
409
00:14:30,159 --> 00:14:31,285
This one?
410
00:14:31,286 --> 00:14:32,995
- Um...
- Whoa.
411
00:14:32,996 --> 00:14:35,038
Uh, let's do it.
412
00:14:35,039 --> 00:14:36,582
Paddle. Kick. Go.
413
00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:38,208
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm doing it.
414
00:14:38,209 --> 00:14:39,295
Oh, oh.
415
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,045
Well, that was all right.
416
00:14:42,046 --> 00:14:44,089
Yeah, that-that-that
wasn't that bad.
417
00:14:44,090 --> 00:14:45,507
Yeah, if we rode it
any farther,
418
00:14:45,508 --> 00:14:47,426
we'd need a plane ticket
to get back.
419
00:14:47,427 --> 00:14:49,469
Um, this one?
420
00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:51,181
Uh, yeah.
421
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:54,560
Whoa, whoa.
422
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,561
- Whoa!
- Louise!
423
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,191
What the hell was that?
424
00:15:03,192 --> 00:15:05,193
- You okay?
- Yeah.
425
00:15:05,194 --> 00:15:07,362
Does your chin hurt?
It looks like you scraped it.
426
00:15:07,363 --> 00:15:09,907
It's-it's fine. I'm fine.
427
00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:13,201
Besides, what's a tiny little bit
of drowning every now and then?
428
00:15:13,202 --> 00:15:15,412
- S-Sure.
- You want to make an omelet,
429
00:15:15,413 --> 00:15:17,497
you gotta hold a few eggs
under water until they choke
430
00:15:17,498 --> 00:15:18,707
and scrape their chins, right?
431
00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:22,254
- Uh...
- Okay. All right.
432
00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:23,712
You know what though?
433
00:15:23,713 --> 00:15:25,631
- I don't need 100 bucks.
- What?
434
00:15:25,632 --> 00:15:28,216
Yeah, I'll easily
make that much myself.
435
00:15:28,217 --> 00:15:29,718
Over a few decades.
436
00:15:29,719 --> 00:15:31,386
Maybe we should just
call it, huh?
437
00:15:31,387 --> 00:15:34,097
Oh, really?
You want to leave?
438
00:15:34,098 --> 00:15:36,433
Yeah, I think I'm good
on ocean stuff for now.
439
00:15:36,434 --> 00:15:38,518
It's big, it's dumb. I get it.
440
00:15:38,519 --> 00:15:41,355
I mean, i-if that's
what you want, okay.
441
00:15:41,356 --> 00:15:44,107
- It is. Yeah, let's go home.
- All right.
442
00:15:44,108 --> 00:15:46,109
- ♪ Little squirt ♪
- Yeah.
443
00:15:46,110 --> 00:15:47,986
- ♪ Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh ♪
- ♪ Buh-buh-buh ♪
444
00:15:47,987 --> 00:15:50,072
♪ You've got the cutest
little surfer shirt ♪
445
00:15:50,073 --> 00:15:51,406
♪ Squirt, squirt, squirt ♪
446
00:15:51,407 --> 00:15:53,075
♪ You've got the cutest
little surfer shirt ♪
447
00:15:53,076 --> 00:15:54,660
♪ Squirt, squirt, squirt ♪
448
00:15:54,661 --> 00:15:55,869
♪ Squirt, squirt
squirt, heh ♪
449
00:15:55,870 --> 00:15:57,162
♪ Squirt, squirt, squirt ♪
450
00:15:57,163 --> 00:15:58,705
♪ A-squirt, squirt, squirt ♪
451
00:15:58,706 --> 00:16:00,292
- Yeah.
- I think we're getting somewhere.
452
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,837
That was
the right move. Right?
453
00:16:05,838 --> 00:16:07,255
Know when to call it quits.
454
00:16:07,256 --> 00:16:08,548
Not that we're quitters.
455
00:16:08,549 --> 00:16:09,967
We're smart. We're smart-ers.
456
00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:12,469
- Uh-huh. Yup.
- They're all gonna die.
457
00:16:12,470 --> 00:16:13,804
I mean, hopefully not.
458
00:16:13,805 --> 00:16:15,722
They're gonna die,
they're gonna die.
459
00:16:15,723 --> 00:16:17,892
They might make it,
but they'll be traumatized.
460
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,942
- What?
- Well,
461
00:16:26,943 --> 00:16:28,568
I think I'm gonna head out.
462
00:16:28,569 --> 00:16:30,028
- Happy birthday, Teddy.
- Oh.
463
00:16:30,029 --> 00:16:31,949
Yeah,
I'm gonna shove off, too.
464
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,448
Happy birthday, Teddy.
465
00:16:33,449 --> 00:16:35,617
Yeah, thanks for having us?
466
00:16:35,618 --> 00:16:37,202
I didn't, uh...
467
00:16:37,203 --> 00:16:38,745
Yup.
468
00:16:38,746 --> 00:16:40,414
Uh... uh, wait.
469
00:16:40,415 --> 00:16:42,165
Uh, we haven't had ice cream yet.
470
00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:44,251
You get free ice cream
on your birthday, right?
471
00:16:44,252 --> 00:16:45,544
What? No, no.
472
00:16:45,545 --> 00:16:47,713
Just Teddy gets
free ice cream, or...
473
00:16:47,714 --> 00:16:50,090
All of you. You-you all
get free ice cream.
474
00:16:50,091 --> 00:16:51,717
I'd stay for a little soft serve.
475
00:16:51,718 --> 00:16:53,635
I'd stay for a lot of soft serve.
476
00:16:53,636 --> 00:16:55,429
And sprinkles? I mean,
not-not a deal-breaker,
477
00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:56,680
but if you have 'em...
478
00:16:56,681 --> 00:16:58,098
Do we have to have ice cream?
479
00:16:58,099 --> 00:16:59,474
- Shh.
- What? I'd have a tea.
480
00:16:59,475 --> 00:17:01,101
Oh, this damn thing again.
481
00:17:01,102 --> 00:17:03,937
Come on, come on...
482
00:17:03,938 --> 00:17:06,481
Huh. My uncle
has a diner up in Hillsboro.
483
00:17:06,482 --> 00:17:08,066
This happens with his soft serve.
484
00:17:08,067 --> 00:17:09,818
It's probably the flow screw.
485
00:17:09,819 --> 00:17:12,404
Eh, I'd say it's more likely
there's just a buildup in there.
486
00:17:12,405 --> 00:17:14,239
I told the machine
it needed more fiber.
487
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,033
I'm just saying,
we should pry the cap off
488
00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:17,617
the dispensing hole
and poke around.
489
00:17:17,618 --> 00:17:19,578
No, no, start with
the flow screw.
490
00:17:19,579 --> 00:17:21,540
Wow, handy people
with their handy tools.
491
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,832
This place has turned into
a real handy-land.
492
00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:27,127
Oh, wait. Um, why don't we
make a little game out of it?
493
00:17:27,128 --> 00:17:29,546
- Huh?
- A little party game. Come on.
494
00:17:29,547 --> 00:17:32,551
Linda, just don't.
No more party talk.
495
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,468
A game? I like games.
496
00:17:34,469 --> 00:17:35,802
- I'd play... Yeah.
- All right.
497
00:17:35,803 --> 00:17:37,387
A game best served soft.
498
00:17:37,388 --> 00:17:38,722
Joyce gets it.
499
00:17:38,723 --> 00:17:40,140
- Whose kids are those?
- I don't know.
500
00:17:40,141 --> 00:17:42,019
You know where
you don't die of drowning?
501
00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:44,644
On the land.
There's a 99% chance
502
00:17:44,645 --> 00:17:46,772
you won't drown in the ocean
when you're on land.
503
00:17:46,773 --> 00:17:50,358
Hey, uh, I just want to say,
Louise, again, I'm sorry
504
00:17:50,359 --> 00:17:51,818
I told you
my boogie boarding story
505
00:17:51,819 --> 00:17:55,030
while you were boogie boarding
for the first time.
506
00:17:55,031 --> 00:17:56,573
I'm glad you told me that story.
507
00:17:56,574 --> 00:17:58,700
That story saved our sad lives.
508
00:17:58,701 --> 00:18:01,703
But... I mean, I did have fun
when I wasn't drowning.
509
00:18:01,704 --> 00:18:03,622
I know. I mean, I-I saw you.
510
00:18:03,623 --> 00:18:05,207
I actually had a lot of fun, too.
511
00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:07,503
I... I like boogie boarding.
512
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,586
Whoo-hoo!
513
00:18:09,587 --> 00:18:11,296
Linda, did you see that?
514
00:18:11,297 --> 00:18:13,050
Mm-hmm. That was great.
515
00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:15,967
What's happening?
Why are we stopping?
516
00:18:15,968 --> 00:18:18,303
- What if we go back?
- Go back? To the beach?
517
00:18:18,304 --> 00:18:21,431
I think if we hurry,
we can make it back for...
518
00:18:21,432 --> 00:18:22,599
for our third wave.
519
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,643
What? So now
you're fine with dying?
520
00:18:24,644 --> 00:18:27,395
You know, Jamiroquai
and Mark Twain also said,
521
00:18:27,396 --> 00:18:31,568
um, don't not do fun stuff
'cause your dad got scared one time.
522
00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:33,610
Look, I'm glad you got me
back in the water,
523
00:18:33,611 --> 00:18:35,278
back on the boogie board.
524
00:18:35,279 --> 00:18:37,906
I should have done that right away
after my... incident.
525
00:18:37,907 --> 00:18:39,908
I-I missed a ton of waves.
526
00:18:39,909 --> 00:18:41,952
And a lot of chances
to show your penis?
527
00:18:41,953 --> 00:18:43,122
Right.
528
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:46,625
So, uh, what do you say?
529
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:48,750
More to the left.
530
00:18:48,751 --> 00:18:50,544
- Here?
- No, left, left.
531
00:18:50,545 --> 00:18:52,587
Wait, is my left your right?
532
00:18:52,588 --> 00:18:54,047
We're facing the same direction.
533
00:18:54,048 --> 00:18:55,549
So my left is your...
534
00:18:55,550 --> 00:18:57,300
- Left.
- No, but you're behind me.
535
00:18:57,301 --> 00:18:59,302
- Yes.
- Put up your left hand.
536
00:18:59,303 --> 00:19:01,138
- Here.
- That's your left hand?
537
00:19:01,139 --> 00:19:02,848
It's the same as your left hand.
538
00:19:02,849 --> 00:19:04,641
Sorry, time's up.
539
00:19:04,642 --> 00:19:06,184
Joyce and Lou,
get in there. Go on.
540
00:19:06,185 --> 00:19:08,353
You're going down, birthday boy.
541
00:19:08,354 --> 00:19:10,355
This is a great game.
What else can we fix?
542
00:19:10,356 --> 00:19:11,773
I have an old Honda.
543
00:19:11,774 --> 00:19:13,650
I've got a casket I can't get open.
544
00:19:13,651 --> 00:19:14,818
- Mort.
- What?
545
00:19:14,819 --> 00:19:16,113
There's no one in it.
I don't think.
546
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,738
Hey. My little
boogie beavers are back.
547
00:19:18,739 --> 00:19:20,615
- How'd it go?
- Oh, I don't know,
548
00:19:20,616 --> 00:19:22,868
how about...
we got fourth place?
549
00:19:22,869 --> 00:19:24,536
Oh, that's great!
550
00:19:24,537 --> 00:19:26,454
- Yeah.
- Oh, your face.
551
00:19:26,455 --> 00:19:27,622
Eh, it's nothing.
552
00:19:27,623 --> 00:19:30,208
I mean, I almost died,
and I wanted to quit,
553
00:19:30,209 --> 00:19:32,502
but then I learned from
Dad's many mistakes
554
00:19:32,503 --> 00:19:33,962
and said,
"No, we gotta go back."
555
00:19:33,963 --> 00:19:35,589
- We both said it.
- I said it better.
556
00:19:35,590 --> 00:19:37,632
And we rode
our final wave to fourth place,
557
00:19:37,633 --> 00:19:39,301
which is
a Belcher first place.
558
00:19:39,302 --> 00:19:41,219
Partially thanks
to me doing a 360,
559
00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:43,557
{\an8}which I definitely did on purpose.
560
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:45,849
And not only did I get
this intimidating scar,
561
00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:47,767
we got these
for coming in fourth.
562
00:19:47,768 --> 00:19:50,061
- Ooh.
- Perfect for the opera.
563
00:19:50,062 --> 00:19:51,897
Well, how about some
fourth place ice cream?
564
00:19:51,898 --> 00:19:52,981
- Yeah!
- As soon as
565
00:19:52,982 --> 00:19:54,232
our ice cream machine is fixed.
566
00:19:54,233 --> 00:19:56,026
Yeah, what's happening here?
567
00:19:56,027 --> 00:19:57,360
Handypeople party games.
568
00:19:57,361 --> 00:20:01,323
Yeah, Dad. Haven't you ever been to
a handypeople funeral/birthday party?
569
00:20:01,324 --> 00:20:02,908
- That's it. Look at that.
- Whoa, whoa.
570
00:20:02,909 --> 00:20:04,159
- Is it...
- We've got ice cream.
571
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,994
- Aw, c'mon.
- We got it. We win!
572
00:20:05,995 --> 00:20:07,372
All right!
573
00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:09,539
I have to admit, this is nice,
574
00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:11,041
being celebrated a little bit.
575
00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:12,626
Thanks for making this happen, Linda,
576
00:20:12,627 --> 00:20:14,252
even though I told you
so many times not to.
577
00:20:14,253 --> 00:20:15,712
Aw, you're worth it, Teddy.
578
00:20:15,713 --> 00:20:17,088
And, yes,
I was right about everything.
579
00:20:17,089 --> 00:20:18,924
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
580
00:20:18,925 --> 00:20:21,009
Oh, no, you don't have to.
Okay, you're doing it.
581
00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:24,221
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
582
00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:29,478
♪ Happy birthday, dear Teddy ♪
583
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:32,562
♪ Happy birthday ♪
584
00:20:32,563 --> 00:20:36,900
♪ To you ♪
585
00:20:36,901 --> 00:20:39,486
♪ And Mandy Moore ♪
586
00:20:39,487 --> 00:20:40,863
And, Vernon, sorry you're dead.
587
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,784
♪ Little squirt ♪
588
00:20:45,785 --> 00:20:47,953
- ♪ Buh-buh-buh-buh- buh-buh-buh ♪
- ♪ Squirt, squirt, squirt ♪
589
00:20:47,954 --> 00:20:49,746
♪ You've got the cutest
little surfer shirt ♪
590
00:20:49,747 --> 00:20:51,456
- ♪ Hey, squirt squirt, squirt ♪
- ♪ You've got the cutest ♪
591
00:20:51,457 --> 00:20:52,999
- ♪ Little surfer shirt ♪
- ♪ Squirt, squirt, squirt ♪
592
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,292
- Yeah, yeah.
- ♪ You've got the cutest ♪
593
00:20:54,293 --> 00:20:56,002
♪ Little surfer shirt ♪
594
00:20:56,003 --> 00:20:58,213
♪ Squirt-squirt squirt-squirt ♪
595
00:20:58,214 --> 00:21:00,217
♪ Squirt, ha
squirt-squirt, squirt ♪
596
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:02,094
♪ Little squirt ♪
597
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:03,635
Let me add the bass.
Here we go, and...
598
00:21:03,636 --> 00:21:05,720
♪ Little squirt ♪
599
00:21:05,721 --> 00:21:07,722
Dad, you're still just a hair sharp.
600
00:21:07,723 --> 00:21:09,432
- If you try to just...
- You're absolutely right.
601
00:21:09,433 --> 00:21:10,809
♪ Little-- ♪
602
00:21:10,810 --> 00:21:13,230
{\an8}You know it's, though,
it's the key is too high.