1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,878 [♪ theme music playing] 2 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:22,397 Okay, so what are we looking for here? 3 00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:24,775 What's this, Boyz 4 Now thing you're going to, again? 4 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,277 It's the premiere of their new concert film, Boisterous. 5 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:30,447 Susmita and I and some other girls from school are gonna go see it tomorrow night. 6 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:32,282 We're gonna get glammed up 'cause of their song, 7 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:35,327 "Damn, Yup! You Glammed Up!" Sorry, I cursed, but it's in the song. 8 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:37,162 -"Damn, Yup! You Glammed Up!" -Okay. 9 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:38,664 Ooh! How about this? 10 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:42,084 Mom, I love you, but this is freaking Boyz 4 Now, not a baptism. 11 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:44,211 Yeah, right. Get back in there, you dumb shirt. 12 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:47,130 Oh! Speaking of dumb shirts, this weekend, I want you kids to pull out 13 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:49,633 all the clothes that don't fit anymore so we can donate them. 14 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:52,219 Some lucky little boy's gonna get to wear jeans or jorts. 15 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:54,054 -[gasps] Oh, my God. -Where are you going? 16 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:56,890 Towards the not discount stuff? Don't let it pull you in, Tina. 17 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:57,975 It's the dark side. 18 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,559 -Whoa. -What is it? 19 00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:02,020 -A lady cummerbund? -[Tina] It's a tube top. 20 00:01:02,104 --> 00:01:04,731 What? It's so small. Where's the rest of the tube? 21 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:06,567 It's the last one. Please be my size. 22 00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:08,151 It is. Mom, Can we get it? 23 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:09,403 Uh... 24 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:10,487 I don't know. 25 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:11,822 Can I please just try it on? 26 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:14,491 Uh, or maybe you... 27 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:16,243 -try this on. -A swim shirt? 28 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:19,079 Yeah. So if someone spills soda on you, not a problem. 29 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:21,373 Uh, I think I'm just gonna go try on the tube top. 30 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:24,543 Okay. Uh... This one's got UV protection. 31 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:25,669 Never mind. 32 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:27,879 Why do we call them menus? 33 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:29,631 Why don't we call them wo-menus? 34 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:31,717 -Yeah, Dad, you sexist pig. -[Bob Belcher] Hmm. 35 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,594 -[thud on glass window] -What just happened? 36 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:36,388 Did someone just try to throw a really soft brick at us? 37 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:38,015 [Louise] Aww, poor guy. 38 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,350 -Must have flown into our window. -Your window. 39 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:43,353 Yeah, that window is dangerous, Bob. I know from experience. 40 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,355 The glass is just totally see-through. 41 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,774 I mean, that's what glass is, Teddy. 42 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:51,111 -Yeah, not good. -Is it just me, or is this bird gorgeous? 43 00:01:51,570 --> 00:01:53,572 It looks like it flew here from Carnival. 44 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:55,741 -It is interesting looking. -[bird chirping] 45 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:57,826 -Ahh! -It's okay, Bob. Don't be embarrassed 46 00:01:57,909 --> 00:01:59,453 'cause you're scared of a half-dead bird. 47 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:01,413 -Thanks, Teddy. -So what happens now? 48 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:04,207 Get this guy airlifted to the best bird hospital in the country? 49 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:07,461 Maybe we can call someone who knows about birds? 50 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:09,129 Birdman? I mean, you'll have to listen 51 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:11,965 to a lot of improvisational jazz, but he might be helpful. 52 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:14,301 I know a guy. He works at a wildlife rescue. 53 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:17,929 He helped me with that injured bat I thought was gonna turn me into a vampire. 54 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:20,265 -Oh, okay. -It did not, by the way. 55 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:21,558 Thanks for asking. 56 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:24,144 Tina, do you hate it? 57 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:26,480 Should we put it back? Hand it to me. I'll put it back. 58 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:30,150 Oh, gosh, I mean... Wow! 59 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:31,318 I love it. Do you love it? 60 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:33,403 [stuttering] Yeah. 61 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,781 I feel like I'm older, but I'm also magic. 62 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:38,325 And I live in a castle that's also a disco. 63 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:40,494 It's just, you know, it's so expensive, 64 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:42,579 which is the only problem I have with it. 65 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:44,748 It's totally fine that so much of your skin is showing. 66 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,376 -Well, what if I buy it with my own money? -Oh! 67 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:50,003 But buying this would really wipe out my savings. 68 00:02:50,087 --> 00:02:51,505 Right, that's not good. 69 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:54,007 I've sort of been saving up for the beret brownstone. 70 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:55,884 It's a little townhouse for your berets. 71 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:57,803 Oh, yeah, you got to get that. 72 00:02:57,886 --> 00:02:59,096 That's a game changer. 73 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,555 Huh. Maybe I shouldn't buy it. 74 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:02,224 Yes! I mean, right. 75 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:03,892 -Good choice, hon. -Thanks. 76 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:05,227 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh... 77 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:07,646 Ding-dong. Anybody home? 78 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:10,148 Sorry, that's probably more fun when you're four. 79 00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:11,692 Ding-dong. Sorry I did it again. 80 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:13,402 Yeah, I'm gonna go change. 81 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:16,238 So yeah, I'm definitely not a vampire. 82 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:19,241 I go in sunlight all the time. I eat all the garlic I want. 83 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:22,160 Anyway, Craig, I'm gonna hand you over to Bob. 84 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:23,995 It was his window that the bird flew into. 85 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:25,747 We're all kind of thinking that this is his fault. 86 00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:29,876 What? Uh, hi, this is Bob. Uh, it's not really my fault, right? 87 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,045 Uh, you wanna know how it looks? 88 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:35,132 Uh, I guess like it flew into a window. 89 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,467 And also, like a feathery sleeping beauty. 90 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:38,552 -Say that. -Gene, shush. 91 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:41,221 Oh, a video would help? Uh, okay. 92 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:43,682 -I'll take it. -And tell Craig we're deciding between 93 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:47,269 naming him Tweet Aldrich or Jonathan Tail-or Thomas. 94 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:48,562 Taily for short. 95 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:49,896 Ask him if he has a preference. 96 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:51,022 -No. -Excuse me? 97 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:53,817 -Did he get it? -Did you get the... Oh. Okay. 98 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,026 He's watching it. 99 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:56,403 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 100 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:58,947 He says that's an unusual species for this area. 101 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:01,116 Yeah, that bird's from Hot-assachusetts. 102 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:03,201 What? Yeah, it's still alive. 103 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:05,787 Oh. No, it's dead. 104 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:07,080 It's totally dead. 105 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:09,082 -Oh, yeah. -Aw, damn it! 106 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:10,292 [wails] Why? 107 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:14,296 Okay. Well, I guess that's the end of this interaction, 108 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:16,882 uh, 'cause the bird is dead. 109 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:18,008 Uh, so... 110 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:20,552 -Uh, bye. -Bye, Craig. 111 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:23,430 We're back! With the fun shirt for Tina. 112 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:25,724 -Sort of fun. -And underwear for everybody. 113 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:27,309 -Oh. -Sorry. Not for you, Teddy. 114 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:29,603 -Oh, okay. -Anyway, what did we miss? 115 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,396 Is that a dead bird? 116 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,565 Yes, he was beautiful and he loved life 117 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:36,902 and he especially loved to shake a tail feather, I assume! 118 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,570 Aw, sad. 119 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:39,821 And gross. 120 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:41,198 Why is it here? 121 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:44,785 Well, it flew into our window and we tried to help it, but it died. 122 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:47,120 So is it just gonna stay here or... 123 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:51,625 Well, I was thinking, maybe, the dumpster could be a nice place to put it. 124 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:53,543 -Father! -How dare you? 125 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,837 This stunning creature deserves a proper burial 126 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:57,631 and a shout out at the Oscars in memoriam. 127 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:59,299 At the very least. 128 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:02,135 Well, the dinner rush is coming soon, and then it'll be dark. 129 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:07,265 So why don't we figure out a dignified bird body disposal plan later. 130 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:08,725 Dumpsters still on the table. 131 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,227 -I've made a decision. -Huh? 132 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,687 Mom, I really liked that tube top, a lot. 133 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:14,022 -Tube top? -Tube top. 134 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:15,440 -Tube socks? -Tube top. 135 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:17,984 -Oh. -Life's too short. Look at that dead bird. 136 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:20,195 Just look at it. What did I miss out on, huh? 137 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:21,613 I don't want to live with regret. 138 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:24,241 I'm gonna go back to the mall and return the shirt 139 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,284 and buy that tube top with my own money. 140 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:28,203 -Oh. -How could you be talking about tube tops 141 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:30,872 at a time like this? And also, what color was it? 142 00:05:30,956 --> 00:05:32,707 -Fireball Fuchsia. -Sequins? 143 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:34,835 -Like you wouldn't believe. -Okay, I'll allow it. 144 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:37,629 But what about the beret brownstone? 145 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:40,048 My berets are gonna have to couch surf a little longer. 146 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:42,384 Mom, one more quick trip to the mall, please? 147 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:45,095 -[sighs] Oh, okay. -Great. I'll go get my money. 148 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,180 [sighs] 149 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:49,099 Hey, Linda, since you're going there anyway, 150 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,059 could you pick up some XL Fruit of the Looms? 151 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:53,103 -Assorted whites. -Yeah, sure, Teddy. 152 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:58,692 So it's shaped like a tube and it's a top? 153 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:00,944 You know who should wear those? Snakes. 154 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:04,281 Wish I had gotten the memo that the theme for dinner was Studio 54. 155 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,032 I have outfits, too, you know. 156 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:08,118 I'm just trying to break it in before Boisterous. 157 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,078 -[cell phone vibrating] -It's a very nice tube top. 158 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:11,580 -[Louise] Mm-hmm. -Hey, Teddy. 159 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:14,332 -We're eating dinner. Can I call you back? -I just had an idea. 160 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:16,710 -Are you busy? -I mean, we're eating dinner. 161 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:19,838 What if we bury the bird in my yard? It's grassy. It's peaceful. 162 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:22,424 -My guinea pig Francis is buried there. -[Linda] What's he saying? 163 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:24,718 He says we could bury the bird in his backyard. 164 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:26,261 He buried his guinea pig there. 165 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:28,513 -[Gene] Oh. The one you sat on? -Uh. Yeah. 166 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:30,098 [Tina] Jeez, what animals didn't you kill? 167 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:31,182 There are some. 168 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:33,351 But if we use my yard, no headstone, okay? 169 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:35,020 I took Francis's headstone out 170 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:38,440 'cause I've been thinking about getting into cornhole. You know, for exercise. 171 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:41,484 Yeah, Teddy, I don't know if we need to do any of that. 172 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:42,819 -I'll get donuts. -Donuts? 173 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,613 -[Louise] Donuts? -[Tina] I've heard of donuts. 174 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:46,489 [Gene] I've been known to go nuts for donuts. 175 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:47,657 [sighs] Okay, fine. 176 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:50,243 How about we do it tomorrow morning before we open? 177 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:51,995 Great. I'm not inviting Mort. 178 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:53,830 What? Why are you saying that? 179 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:56,416 Just 'cause it's about death doesn't mean Mort gets to come. 180 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:58,293 -Some funerals are just for us. -[oven dings] 181 00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:00,295 Okay, Bob, I gotta go. I'm about to eat dinner. 182 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:03,548 So I won't be available for a while. Don't call during dinner, Bobby. 183 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:06,092 -[sighs] Oh, my God. -Yay! Donut bird funeral. 184 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:09,512 [Tina] You know, tube tops are kind of the donuts of the clothing world. 185 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,389 -Something to think about, huh? -Yep. Yep. 186 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:13,183 -I need some ice cream. -Yes, please. 187 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,101 -Yeah! -Oh, right. The bird's in here. 188 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:18,021 It was that or just sitting around the house, decomposing. 189 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:19,439 -Like Dad does. -Gene. 190 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:21,566 Oh, God, pushing it to the side. [gags] 191 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:23,234 Oh, I'm sorry, Mom. Are we too good 192 00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:25,654 to have dead birds near our frozen foods? 193 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:28,073 I want us to be, but I guess we're not. 194 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:31,826 So I guess it was gonna happen at some point. 195 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:33,495 The dead bird in our freezer, 196 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:35,955 -or Tina wearing a tube top to dinner? -Both. 197 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:39,167 Well, it's better than when Gene first saw Austin Powers 198 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:40,960 and he was walking around the house naked, 199 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:43,963 holding fruit in front of his privates and saying, "Yeah, baby." 200 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:47,092 Also, didn't you want to wear stuff like that when you were Tina's age? 201 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:50,011 I mean, there was this one summer where all the girls switched 202 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:52,347 to wearing bikinis and I didn't want to. 203 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:53,473 Oh, why not? 204 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:55,684 Well, I had a bit of a situation back then. 205 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:57,727 From my navel to my downtown area, 206 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,521 there was a pretty serious strip of hair. 207 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:01,356 -Really? -I don't have it anymore. 208 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:02,774 I guess it was a puberty thing. 209 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:05,026 But anyway, I was pretty embarrassed about it. 210 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:08,154 I tried to bleach it, but then I had a Lance Bass treasure trail. 211 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:12,117 I don't know who that is, but I think I can still follow the story. 212 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,327 So, yeah, I didn't wear a bikini back then. 213 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:16,037 I'm sorry about that. 214 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:18,998 But Tina doesn't have that issue, does she? 215 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:22,711 No. But that's not the only reason to not wear a tiny tube top. 216 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:24,546 It's just... My mother used to say 217 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:28,258 what you wore told the world if you were a smart-smarty or a tart-tarty. 218 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,802 Yeah, but she was wrong. Like she often is. 219 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:35,181 Also Tina's a smart-smarty, so you know, it might be fine. 220 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:36,433 I know she is. 221 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:40,270 But, ugh, why don't they just make tube tops that cover more of your skin? 222 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:43,648 -So, a shirt? -Yeah, a tube shirt, that could catch on. 223 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:45,984 -Hmm. -Oh, hush, you just don't get it. 224 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:48,695 -Tube shirt. [snores] -Hmm. 225 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:52,824 Okay, let's go to Teddy's and bury a bird we met yesterday. 226 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:54,784 And then get back here as quickly as possible. 227 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,370 We're all getting tattoos of this bird afterwards, 228 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:59,039 and I don't wanna hear another word about it. 229 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:01,124 -No. -Kids, did everyone put their clothes 230 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:02,917 that don't fit anymore in the box in the hall? 231 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:04,002 -Yup. -Not yet. 232 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:05,545 Louise is looking through my old stuff. 233 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:08,840 I want to drop the box off at the donation place on the way to Teddy's. 234 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:11,051 Kill two birds, one stone. [laughs] 235 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:13,303 -Good Lord. -Poor taste, Mom. 236 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:16,056 Sorry. So, Louise, you find anything? 237 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:17,682 [sighs] Not much, Mom. 238 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:19,559 Tina's clothes have done some hard living. 239 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:21,603 A lot of stains, a lot of smells. 240 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:23,480 Just wait till you're 13, princess. 241 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,356 Okay, whatever. I'm gonna go pee real quick. 242 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,524 [Gene] Pee real slow. 243 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:29,486 If Taily taught us anything, it's to live in the moment. 244 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,612 I know that's true. 245 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:33,698 And I don't know if there's a heaven for birds, 246 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:37,118 but there is Jonathan Tail-or Thomas in it, 247 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:40,080 and he's flying around right now with his angel wings, 248 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:43,374 which I guess he has in addition to his regular wings. 249 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:46,044 I just hope it's not too many wings. 250 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:47,754 Um... Gene. 251 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,591 [singing] ♪ Tail-or, hoo-hoo ♪ 252 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,176 ♪ I miss you, bro ♪ 253 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,470 ♪ My dad failed you, hoo-hoo ♪ 254 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:57,472 ♪ Killed by his window ♪ 255 00:09:57,555 --> 00:10:00,141 ♪ And if justice had prevailed ♪ 256 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:04,562 ♪ Right now his butt would be in jail ♪ 257 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,731 ♪ Tail-or, hoo-hoo ♪ 258 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:10,360 ♪ I cannot wait until I see you ♪ 259 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,028 ♪ At the pearly gates ♪ 260 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:15,532 ♪ You'll say, who in heaven do you want to see? ♪ 261 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,451 ♪ It could be any celebrity ♪ 262 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:21,454 ♪ Taily, it's just you ♪ 263 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:24,040 ♪ You're the person I'm most excited to see when I get to heaven ♪ 264 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,333 -The end. -Okay, 265 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:28,211 so coffee and donuts are right this way, if you want to follow me. 266 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,046 And if you're a fan of Boston Cream, 267 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,798 -sorry, I already ate those. -Oh. 268 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:36,052 Hey, is it okay if I go up now and start getting ready for Boisterous? 269 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,428 Get tubular, so to speak. 270 00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:40,849 -Uh, yeah, that's fine. -Okay! Okay, great! 271 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:41,933 Lin, easy. 272 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:45,019 Can Gene and I be done, too? 'Cause, you know, we're grieving. 273 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:47,564 [sighs] You've told me that so many times today, Louise. 274 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:48,982 The answer's still no. 275 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:50,066 [cell phone vibrating] 276 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:52,861 Hello? Yes, this is Bob. 277 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,613 You got our number from Craig? 278 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:58,324 Oh, right. Wildlife Rescue Craig. 279 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:00,952 Uh-huh. Yeah, the one with the long tail and... 280 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:03,371 Oh. Oh... No. 281 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:05,123 It was your bird? 282 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,457 His name was Zeus. 283 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:08,585 Jonathan Tail-or Thomas had an owner? 284 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,211 You can't own a bird. 285 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:12,380 That's what that song Free Bird was all about. 286 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,007 I'm so sorry. 287 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,968 Oh. Of course you want the remains. 288 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:21,514 But we, um, buried him in our handyman's backyard. 289 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,183 Tell them it was a lovely service. 290 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:25,602 Mention the speech, but just the highlights. 291 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:26,936 Oh, okay. 292 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:30,815 Uh. I will text you the address and I guess meet you there. 293 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,192 See you soon, bye. 294 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,110 She wants to go dig up her bird. 295 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,988 -What? Why? -Maybe because she doesn't think 296 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:40,283 it makes sense for her longtime pet to be buried in a stranger's yard. 297 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:43,578 Where should he be buried, her yard? Okay. Yeah, that's fair. 298 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:45,163 It's gone! My tube top is gone. 299 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:48,666 -What? -No! This is all just too much. 300 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,502 I laid it out on my bed this morning and now it's not anywhere. 301 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,379 I'm just gonna ask what everyone's thinking. 302 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:56,090 Did we accidentally bury the bird in Tina's tube top? 303 00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:58,551 I feel like we would've remembered doing something like that. 304 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:02,096 But also, we're all really fragile right now, so I just don't know. 305 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:04,140 -No, we didn't. -Okay. Just checking. 306 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,604 [grunting] Where the frig is my frigging tube top? 307 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:11,814 It's got to be in here somewhere. 308 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:15,485 Unless it hopped a train to Tubson, Arizona. [chuckles] 309 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,111 Mom, now is not the time. 310 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:18,529 -Sorry. -How's it going? 311 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:21,407 Are you throwing clothes everywhere because you found it? 312 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,867 No, Dad, we didn't find it. 313 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,911 Okay, I'm gonna walk over to Teddy's 314 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:27,997 to meet the owner of the dead bird and help dig it up. 315 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:31,668 And Gene and Louise want to come because they're really strange. 316 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,254 I love you but I have less than an hour to find the tube top, 317 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:35,672 get ready and get to the theater. 318 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,924 So unless you're fireball fuchsia, covered in sequins 319 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:40,718 and give me a tiny bit of an armpit rash, I need you to move along. 320 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:43,304 -Just go, Bob. Go. -Going. Uh, have a nice time at the thing. 321 00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:45,932 -You have a nice time at the thing! -[Bob] Yeah. 322 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:48,184 So sorry again for your loss 323 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,687 and for burying your pet bird. 324 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,522 -Zeus. -Right, Zeus. 325 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,357 Uh, what kind of bird was he? 326 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,193 A Pin-tailed Whydah. I had him for eight years. 327 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,696 Wow, I think that means you two are legally married. 328 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,781 -Sometimes it felt that way. -Oh. 329 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:04,242 -'Cause we bickered a lot. -Oh, got it. 330 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,077 -Wait. What did you think? -Nothing at all. 331 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,997 So Whydah you think he flew away? Sorry. 332 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,832 We had a little tiff that morning. 333 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:13,001 He didn't like the new kind of bird food I got him. 334 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:15,712 I tried to tell him that the kind he liked had been discontinued. 335 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,463 And he was having quite a 'tude about it. 336 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,841 Like Mom, when the store ran out of her crackers. 337 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,551 Yeah. That was tense. 338 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,470 I said, "Well, aren't you just a little pampered prince?" 339 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:28,599 And I guess I didn't close the door on the cage all the way and he got out. 340 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:30,810 [crying] And then the window in the bedroom was open 341 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,437 and he got out of the apartment. 342 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:37,066 [hyperventilating] So the last conversation we had was a fight. 343 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:41,320 And you say to yourself, "Why him, God? Why did you take him instead of me?" 344 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,031 Oh, I mean, no. 345 00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:44,407 Oh. Uh... 346 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,700 Any-whosey-doozy, 347 00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:47,452 not sure this is the right spot. 348 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:50,038 Are we possibly digging in the wrong spot? 349 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:51,789 I thought this was the spot. 350 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,624 Do you not know where he's buried? 351 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,209 No, no, no, we do. 352 00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:58,421 It's just... There's a lot of leaves on the ground, 353 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:01,049 so it's hard to see the fresh dirt. Uh. 354 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,092 Kids, do you remember where we buried him? 355 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,136 I remember it was definitely in this yard... 356 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,220 or that yard. 357 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:08,723 -It was a yard. Or maybe the beach? -[Bob] Hmm. 358 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,434 You think you got under the mattress somehow? 359 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,519 I don't know. I'm not a tube top scientist. 360 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:14,771 Mom, why aren't you looking? 361 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,774 What? Oh, I'm sorry. I'm looking. 362 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,109 Not there. Not there. 363 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,904 -Here, tube top. Here, girl. -Wait a second. 364 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:25,198 You don't want me to find my tube top, do you? 365 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,824 You hate my tube top. 366 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:29,077 What? No, I don't... That much. 367 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,620 You hid it somewhere, didn't you? 368 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:31,746 What? No! 369 00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:34,457 Yes, you did. What did you do with it? Did you throw it away? 370 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:37,335 -Oh, My God. -Tina, where are you going? 371 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:41,130 Honey, stop. Don't go through the trash. 372 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,007 Why? Because you don't want me to find it? 373 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,510 -Ugh, that's slimy. -Tina, this is ridiculous. 374 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:46,803 Is it? Ugh, something wet. 375 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,013 Is it because I'm getting warmer? Oh, boy, wet and slimy. 376 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:50,556 Huh, Mom? Aha! 377 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:51,849 Okay, that's a chicken bone. 378 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,893 I don't know why I thought that was a tube top. 379 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,645 -I hit something. -Oh, thank God. 380 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,230 Zeus. 381 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,564 Wait, what is that? 382 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,817 -That is Francis. -Oh, God. 383 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,528 I could tell because I buried her with her favorite chew toy. 384 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:06,030 Also, this is clearly a decomposing guinea pig. 385 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,532 -[Bob] Mm-hmm. -Yeah. 386 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:11,494 -Phyllis, is this close enough or... -Not really. 387 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,538 -No? Okay. -[sighs] 388 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:14,956 Bringing up a lot of feelings. 389 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,457 You think you move past something, 390 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:17,875 and then you're right back in it. 391 00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:21,337 Teddy, can we focus on the other grieving pet owner right now? 392 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,755 Yeah. Yeah, right. 393 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:24,423 Bob sat on Francis, by the way. 394 00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:25,967 Okay. Great. Thank you, Teddy. 395 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,052 You don't have to tell the story right now. 396 00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:29,679 No, I'll tell it. 397 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,348 -It was a cold, crisp night. -Oh, my God. 398 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,892 Tina, no! Don't go in the dumpster. 399 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:36,435 You're gonna get a dumpster disease. 400 00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:38,688 Why do you hate my tube top so much, Mom? 401 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,273 -Umm... -Yeah? 402 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,316 -Because... -Because, why? 403 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,610 Because you look like a hoochie-hoochie. Sorry. 404 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,612 A hoochie-hoochie? 405 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,698 A floozy-doozy, a skanky-panky. 406 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:53,703 Well, I... I think I look really nice in it. So, I'm sorry you don't like it. 407 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,706 That's why you got rid of it? Because I look like a skanky-panky? 408 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,041 No, Tina, I didn't get rid of it. 409 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,376 When would I have even done it? 410 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,670 It was on your bed. Then we went to the bird funeral. 411 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,964 Then I went right into the restaurant when we got home. 412 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:08,134 Well, what about when you went to "pee" before we left for the funeral? 413 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,344 It was the perfect cover. You walked past my room, 414 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,680 you saw the tube top and you seized the opportunity. 415 00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:15,516 [laughs maniacally] I'm going to kill you. 416 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,810 Tina, that didn't happen, I swear. 417 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:20,605 I mean, did I think about getting rid of the tube top? 418 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,565 Did I fantasize about it? Sure. 419 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:23,983 [♪ rock music playing] 420 00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,234 [laughs maniacally] 421 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:28,487 But I didn't do it. 422 00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,156 Then what the heck happened to it? 423 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,116 Well, Louise was in there, right? 424 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,076 To see if she wanted any of your old clothes. 425 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,162 Not this. Not this. 426 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,289 Ugh. No, thank you. 427 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:39,749 [Tina] Right. And then I went in there 428 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,918 and grabbed all the stuff to throw in the box. 429 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,795 Oh, my God, I put my tube top in the donations box. 430 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:47,048 -Oh, no! -We gotta go get it back! 431 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,883 Okay, oh, I hope we can find it. 432 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:51,052 I don't smell like I've been in a dumpster, do I? 433 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:54,430 Oh, it's fine. Every teenager smells like they've been in a dumpster. 434 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,018 [Tina] Oh, I hope my tube top's okay. 435 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:02,063 [Linda] Don't worry, honey. We'll get it back. 436 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,564 Hey, Slowy Deschanel! 437 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,066 -Go already. Come on! -[honks] 438 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,735 -Don't have road rage, okay? -Okay. 439 00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,070 What are you looking at? 440 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:11,155 Okay. Good news. Bad news. 441 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,865 The good news is I found something. 442 00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,492 The bad news is I'm pretty sure 443 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,994 it's my downstairs neighbor Mr. Zibinsky's iguana 444 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,454 that passed away last year. 445 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,831 I feel like saying good news was unnecessary. 446 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,917 Yeah, I just wanted to put a positive spin on it. 447 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,377 I'm gonna lie down for a bit. 448 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,629 I'm feeling a little overwhelmed by sadness. 449 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:27,922 -Oh, God. -Okay. 450 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:30,841 [quietly] Dig, guys. Dig, please find this bird right now. 451 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:34,262 I'm not even gonna mention the ferret skeleton I just found. 452 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:36,430 Yeah, you should just toss that right back in. 453 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:38,933 I'm so sorry, Tina. 454 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,185 I can't believe someone bought it that fast. 455 00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,521 I can. Let's just go to the theater. 456 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:44,981 Or maybe just go home. 457 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,482 -Oh, hon. -[sighs] 458 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,276 I feel like that Boyz 4 Now song, 459 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:50,903 "I just want to cry myself to sleep in my brand new bed." 460 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:53,322 [gasp] Look, there it is. Edith has it. 461 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:57,493 Edith! Did, uh, did you just buy that tube top? 462 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,036 Wow. Coming in hot. 463 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,580 Not that it's any of your business, 464 00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:03,165 but, yes, I'm gonna wear it to the Crafts Festival 465 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,584 Harold and I are going to. 466 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:05,751 Crochetlapalooza. 467 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,296 Yarn, drugs and everything in between. 468 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:10,673 So, any more dumb questions or are we done here? 469 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,717 Ah, just one more. 470 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,970 Okay. I think we need a plan for how to tell Phyllis 471 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:18,806 that her reburial is maybe not gonna happen. 472 00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:20,766 Is it rude to quietly run away? 473 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:21,892 No, right? 474 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,644 Can I come too, even though I live here? 475 00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:25,271 -I'm gonna go. -Oh, no. 476 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:26,355 -Really? -So soon? 477 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,024 [sighs] Yeah, I'm gonna go home. 478 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,818 Maybe smell Zeus' perch for a while. 479 00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,945 Wait, hold on. This looks like fresh dirt. 480 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,280 I'm gonna dig. 481 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,407 Oh, please, please, please, please. 482 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:37,533 Oh, please. 483 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,827 Oh, Zeus! 484 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,037 There he is. 485 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,204 -Finally! -It's you. 486 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,373 [breathes] I'm sorry we fought. 487 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,625 I love you. 488 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,376 I'll always love you. 489 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,711 Gah, that's nice. 490 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,838 [high-pitched] Tweet! Tweet, tweet. 491 00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,548 [continues tweeting] 492 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:53,841 Uh, what's going on? 493 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,261 This feels like a private conversation. 494 00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,222 Hey, what are you doing out there? 495 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,932 -Is that my Igor? -[tweeting continues] 496 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,768 Oh, God. Hi, Mr. Zibinsky. 497 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:04,935 Everything's fine! 498 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,687 Just gearing up for some cornhole. 499 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:08,689 [whispering] Bury the iguana. Bury the iguana. 500 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:11,901 Please, Edith, you gotta give us the tube top back. 501 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:12,985 Nope. No way. 502 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:15,988 A tube top like this comes along once in a lifetime. 503 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,490 The sequins, the fit. 504 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,742 It's gonna be a real jug jamboree in this thing. 505 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:20,826 [sighs] 506 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:23,329 You know, I actually hate that frigging tube top. 507 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,081 And I didn't want Tina to wear it. 508 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,374 Ah, great. This again. 509 00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:29,126 It's a very small piece of clothing. 510 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:32,588 I mean, I wouldn't have had the guts to wear it at her age. 511 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,256 Why? Because you're a lame-ass? 512 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:38,803 No. Maybe. I was a little ashamed of my furry belly. 513 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:42,098 -Huh? -Oh, you mean your human body, you idiot? 514 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,475 What I'm saying is, I had my own issues 515 00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:46,852 and all the other stuff, the hoochie-hoochie stuff. 516 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:49,188 Sorry. My mom uses the term "hoochie-hoochie." 517 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,232 But the most important thing is that 518 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:54,318 my daughter tried that top on and she felt beautiful. 519 00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:58,739 And I want her to feel beautiful and confident and good about herself. 520 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:01,575 And all the other crap I'm feeling doesn't matter as much as that. 521 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,537 Okay, I'll give it to you. 522 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:05,621 -Yeah? -Really? 523 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:06,997 -For a thousand dollars. -What? 524 00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:08,082 -Deal. -No. 525 00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:11,252 Fine. 750 and a ride to the crafts festival. 526 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:12,420 -It's in Ohio. -Deal. 527 00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:16,549 How about 43 dollars and some mints from my purse? 528 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:17,717 I'll take it. 529 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,094 We're here. Go, go, go. 530 00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:21,178 -Okay, bye. -Wait, Tina, 531 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,055 when should I pick you up? Like a couple of hours? 532 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:25,349 Oh, no, the movie is over four hours long. 533 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,559 -Holy crap. -Yeah, 534 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,437 there's one song called, "I'm still best friends with all 38 of my exes." 535 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,564 And Boo Boo brings them all onstage one by one. 536 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,065 -Okay. -Okay, bye. 537 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:35,109 -Wait, Tina! -Yeah? 538 00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,193 You look beautiful. 539 00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:37,403 Thanks, Mom. 540 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:41,866 Oh, my God! Is that her nipple sticking out? 541 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,117 Honey, wait! Oh. 542 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,827 Just a sequin. Just a stray seat. 543 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,245 Forget I said anything. 544 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:49,582 You're beautiful! Okay, bye! Driving away now. I'm driving away. 545 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,836 ♪ Damn, Yup! You Glammed Up ♪ 546 00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:58,674 ♪ If your name is Nancy I'd call you a fancy Nancy ♪ 547 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,761 ♪ Damn, Yup! You Glammed Up ♪ 548 00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,763 ♪ Well, I'm sorry to swear ♪ 549 00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:06,140 ♪ But I love your formal wear ♪ 550 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:08,309 ♪ Girl, look at you You clean up nice ♪ 551 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,269 ♪ I heard that you ironed those pants twice ♪ 552 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,605 ♪ Don't get me wrong You wanna be patriotic ♪ 553 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:15,024 ♪ I'm gonna pay you this compliment Girl, you sparkle ♪ 554 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,861 ♪ Damn, Yup! You Glammed Up ♪ 555 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,863 ♪ If your name was Tammy ♪ 556 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,866 ♪ I would call you... ♪