1 00:00:01,585 --> 00:00:04,588 [♪ theme music playing] 2 00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:22,731 You think this burrito is chicken or beef? 3 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:25,192 Who knows? Just enjoy the ride. 4 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:28,362 So everyone pumped for Lighthouse Fire Hoax Night on Saturday? 5 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:31,323 Oh, you mean where we celebrate our town's history 6 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:32,658 by staying up super late 7 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:34,493 and lighting stuff on fire on the beach? 8 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:35,577 I don't know. [sighs] 9 00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:38,163 I guess I'm pretty frickin' excited, Rudy! 10 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:39,540 -Yeah, baby! -Woo-hoo! 11 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:40,874 Well, it sounds amazing. 12 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:43,293 -And to think it's my first one. -What? 13 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,419 My parents don't love 14 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:46,630 letting me stay up past midnight for some reason. 15 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:47,965 They sound unhinged. 16 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,508 But I wore 'em down. 17 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:51,260 I'm not even sure what this night is about. 18 00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:53,178 Is this to celebrate when we tricked the British 19 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:54,972 by putting a ship somewhere or something? 20 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,306 You're thinking of Land Ship. 21 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:58,225 This is Lighthouse Fire Hoax Night! 22 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:01,311 To celebrate when we tricked the British into not attacking us at all. 23 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,813 We really liked tricking the British. 24 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,856 It was a dark night in the year 1812. 25 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:06,441 [Tina] I think it might have been 1813. 26 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:07,651 -[Louise shushes] -[Tina] Right. 27 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,736 [Louise] The British were raiding little towns like ours 28 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:11,613 to burn ships and steal cows 29 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:13,657 and probably insult our horses too. 30 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:16,868 And when they got to us, what does our sneaky town do? 31 00:01:16,952 --> 00:01:18,662 -Um, lighthouse-- Okay. -No, you don't know. 32 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:21,039 We set our own lighthouse on fire, 33 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:23,750 and everyone runs around yelling and screaming, 34 00:01:23,834 --> 00:01:25,419 that they had been attacked and plundered. 35 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:26,587 So, the British are like, 36 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:30,882 [in British accent] "Huh, I guess one of our ships already plundered these guys." 37 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:32,467 [in normal voice] So, they skipped our town 38 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:34,553 and went and attacked Boston or something. 39 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:36,054 I think that's what that show Cheers 40 00:01:36,138 --> 00:01:37,389 -is about. -Ah. 41 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:40,350 And that's why every year on the anniversary of that night, 42 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:43,478 our town celebrates by building a replica lighthouse 43 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:47,733 and lighting it on fire on the beach at midnight! 44 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:50,027 [all exclaiming] 45 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,445 Well, I'm very excited, 46 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:53,655 and I will definitely take a badass nap, 47 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:55,782 so I can stay up late and not be cranky. 48 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:57,743 -Smart. -And then, at midnight, 49 00:01:57,826 --> 00:01:59,328 I become a man. 50 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:01,872 [sniffs] Ugh. 51 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:04,082 -What is that smell? -Do you mean the terrible one? 52 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:05,292 Oh, yeah, it's bad. 53 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:06,376 I'm getting nothing. 54 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:07,878 I'm still getting over this cold. 55 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,087 Is it coming from outside? 56 00:02:09,171 --> 00:02:11,923 And hopefully not from something in our restaurant that I have to fix? 57 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:13,925 [sniffs] Oh! It's coming from outside. 58 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:15,844 Yeah, it is. Mamma mia! 59 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,972 You guys trying to solve this stink mystery too? 60 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:22,434 We're like Law and Order: S.V.P.U. over here, eh? 61 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:25,228 Hey, Bob! Stop breathing on everything. 62 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:27,230 You're making the whole town stink. 63 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:28,398 That's a zoom! 64 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,108 Your breath is probably 65 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:32,194 -only a little bad, Bob. -[stutters] 66 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:34,321 Uh, I think it might be coming from the beach. 67 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:35,822 [Louise] To the beach. 68 00:02:35,906 --> 00:02:38,200 -[Bob] Oh, my God. -[Louise] Whoa! 69 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:40,619 You know what I bet is making that terrible smell? 70 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:43,246 Those thousands and thousands of dead fish. 71 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:45,207 -That's what I thought too. -Nasty. 72 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:48,418 Warmer currents can lower oxygen levels in the water, 73 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:51,046 causing fish to die and wash up on shore. 74 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:52,589 So, good luck out there, 75 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,633 it's, uh, mmm, gross. 76 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:57,177 This won't mess up Lighthouse Fire Hoax Night, right? 77 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:58,345 They'll figure it out, right? 78 00:02:58,428 --> 00:02:59,721 They probably have their top guys 79 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:01,181 in a situation room as we speak, right? 80 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:02,265 -Right? -Right? 81 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:03,475 I don't know. Ugh! 82 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:04,643 I can't take the smell. 83 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:06,019 I'm gonna go get some vinegar. 84 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:08,855 Good thinking, Dad. Escape into a night salad. 85 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:11,942 No, Gene, to smell anything besides this. 86 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,860 Your father has a sensitive schnoz. 87 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:15,278 It's what makes him such a good cook. 88 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:17,322 [Louise] God, how has he survived living with us? 89 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:19,074 -It's been hard. -[phone ringing] 90 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:20,409 Bob's Burgers. 91 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:22,411 It's Edith. We're meeting about the fish. 92 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:24,121 Okay, who's we? 93 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,081 [Edith] Who's we? OABA, that's who. 94 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:27,165 [Bob] OABA? 95 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:29,251 Ocean Avenue Business Association. 96 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:30,669 Oh, right, I'm in that. 97 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:31,753 Yeah. 98 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:33,296 Come on, Bob. Keep up. 99 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,715 -Please stop yelling at me -No, listen. 100 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:38,385 We're meeting tonight, 6 o'clock, your restaurant. 101 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:40,387 My restaurant? Why here? 102 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:43,390 -Because it has seats and they're empty. -[sighs] Uh-huh. 103 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,600 -Because your restaurant's unpopular. -Yeah, I got it. 104 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:48,145 [Edith] Thank you for coming to Bob's empty restaurant. 105 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,771 I hope everyone got a wrap. 106 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:51,857 You know, we do make burgers here, 107 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:53,024 Everyone likes wraps! 108 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:54,734 -They're compact. -All right. 109 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:57,446 OABA emergency meeting is called to order. 110 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:59,030 Tonight, we're here to discuss 111 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:00,449 how we're going to deal with 112 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:02,284 -with the dead fish situation. -[bell dings] 113 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:03,493 Don't mind me. Carry on. 114 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,620 Hey, you know you're not supposed to be here. 115 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:08,415 You were discharged from the association, pal. 116 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:09,666 Okay, okay, easy. 117 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:11,168 I'm just here to pick up the rent. 118 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,711 Didn't we already pay the rent? 119 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,629 Oh, my God, we did. That's weird. 120 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:16,506 Well, then, I'd like to order something. 121 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:17,883 Ooh, those wraps look good. 122 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:19,301 Fat chance, Charlie. 123 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:20,385 Fine. 124 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:22,804 I'll just have a shot of bourbon with a vodka back, thank you. 125 00:04:22,888 --> 00:04:25,056 -We don't have-- -Yes, you do. 126 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:27,434 -Okay. -Calvin, you know you can't stay. 127 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:29,019 I know. I was kicked out. 128 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,938 Just because one time I hired a Borat impersonator 129 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:34,524 to come to a meeting and strip down to his monokini. 130 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:37,778 Sorry for wanting to bring a little joy to the OABA. 131 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:41,865 He kept saying everything was "wah-wah wee-wah" and "very nice." 132 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:44,701 -It was disruptive. Out! -Well, then. 133 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:50,248 So long, Ocean Avenue Busy-body Ass-ociation! 134 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:51,416 That's a better name. 135 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,835 Anyway, I've been in touch with the city. 136 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:56,838 They're sending a special tractor with a mechanical beach rake. 137 00:04:56,922 --> 00:04:58,799 It's the most efficient way to remove the dead fish. 138 00:04:58,882 --> 00:04:59,883 Hell, yeah. 139 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,969 But it's in Georgia right now and won't be here for seven to 10 days. 140 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:04,054 [all] What? 141 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,097 Mom, Dad, say something. 142 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:10,977 Uh, so, uh, what happens to Lighthouse Fire Hoax Night this Saturday? 143 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:13,230 It's far too stinky, we gotta cancel. 144 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,815 -No! -No, no, no! 145 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:17,526 I mean, it's not officially canceled yet. 146 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:19,361 That's why we're here tonight to vote on it. 147 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:22,823 And just to remind everyone, according to OABA bylaws, 148 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:24,491 the vote must be unanimous. 149 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:25,992 Fix this. 150 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:27,744 Okay, uh, wait, Edith. 151 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:31,414 Wha-- What if we just move Lighthouse Fire Hoax Night to next week? 152 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:34,000 Can't. Next week is the Psoriasis Fun Run. 153 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:37,003 And the week after that is the Bongos on the Beach Bang Fest, 154 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:39,047 and then it's Sand Awareness Week. 155 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,298 Want me to keep going? 156 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:43,260 Well, what if everyone goes to the beach right now, 157 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,971 and picks up an armful of dead fish and takes it to the dump? 158 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:47,931 and then we all shower? Not together. 159 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:51,059 Even if everyone in town picked up fish all day, every day, 160 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:52,686 we still wouldn't make it in time. 161 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:55,605 What if we tricked a whale into eating all the fish? 162 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:58,608 -Who even said that? -A cool dude. 163 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:02,112 So, all in favor of canceling Lighthouse Fire Hoax Night this year, 164 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,280 raise your hand. 165 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:05,532 -Bob? -Uh... 166 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:08,159 Oh, my God. Looks like it's gonna be an all-nighter. 167 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:09,578 Better bring in more wraps. 168 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:11,329 Damn it, Bob, I gotta get home. 169 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:13,707 I'm supposed to feed my kids or something. 170 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,876 Tonight is me and Harold's sex night, Bob. 171 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:18,503 And if we have to do it here, we'll do it here. 172 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:20,005 It'll be loud. 173 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:22,674 I just wish there was a way to save the Lighthouse Night. 174 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:23,758 There isn't! 175 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:25,468 Now, quit wasting our time, 176 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,554 -and raise your furry little hands. -[sighs] 177 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:28,638 Sorry, kids. 178 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,932 -Son of a bitch. -Damn, that's cold. 179 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:32,017 Meeting adjourned. 180 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,477 Harold, let's ride. Start unbuttoning stuff. 181 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:36,062 Oh, yeah! 182 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:37,355 Not on you, on me. 183 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:39,107 Under the table kids' meeting? 184 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:41,151 So, Dad's a traitor. 185 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,069 He's a regular Trader Joe. 186 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:45,655 But just because the adults failed us, doesn't mean it's over. 187 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,365 It just means it's up to us now. 188 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:50,327 It's up to us to get rid of tons of dead fish by ourselves? 189 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,787 -Yup. -Too bad it's not chicken tikka masala. 190 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:54,247 But we'd need so much rice. 191 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:55,332 Never mind. 192 00:06:58,043 --> 00:07:01,087 Okay, to save Lighthouse Fire Hoax Night from all these dead fish, 193 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:03,089 we're going to need our school's finest minds. 194 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:04,174 Michelle Pfeiffer? 195 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,217 Oh, wait, I thought you said dangerous minds. 196 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:08,720 -So, who are we thinking? -All the big brains. 197 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:12,307 I'm talking Chess Club, Science Olympiad, the Robotics people. 198 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:13,892 Our pals in the Thinkgineers. 199 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:16,269 That seventh grader who goes to high school just for math. 200 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:18,688 We'll build the most powerful nerd alliance 201 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,231 the world has ever seen. 202 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:23,443 So, okay, this is... 203 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:24,569 -Hmm. -Yeah. 204 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:26,696 I guess a lot of people were busy. 205 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,323 "Thanks for coming, Rudy" would be nice. 206 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:30,700 There was a rumor there was gonna be some fun beverages? 207 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,369 Maybe I just heard what I wanted to hear. 208 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,245 I didn't hear, "Thanks for coming, Rudy." 209 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:36,331 [Bob] All right, that's a little better. 210 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:37,916 -The candles help. -It's nice. 211 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:39,793 -Put on Norah Jones. -Ooh. 212 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:41,795 Is this fish smell not driving you guys crazy? 213 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:43,546 Teddy, I can't believe you can eat right now. 214 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:44,964 I can always eat. 215 00:07:45,048 --> 00:07:46,591 I ate lunch at a porta potty once. 216 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:48,259 -I believe it. -Yeah. 217 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:50,887 All the guys on the job site had seen The Amazing Race finale, 218 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:52,263 and I didn't want any spoilers. 219 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:54,182 Well, I'm nose blind with this cold. 220 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:55,975 I feel bad for you healthy people. 221 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:58,561 -You poor schmucks. -Yeah, I'd kill for a clogged-up nose. 222 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,855 -Kill who? -Hey, wait. That could work. 223 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:03,316 -Where you going, Bob? -To shove basil up my nose, Teddy. 224 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,401 [Teddy] Oh, cool. 225 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,528 I said cool because I didn't know what else to say. 226 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,239 So, this is really it, huh? 227 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,824 How many times are you gonna say that? 228 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:11,991 It's a little hurtful. 229 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:14,244 Hey, Tina. I'm here to help with the brainstorming. 230 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,663 Oh, really? Like, with the brain part? 231 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:18,456 Get in here, J-Ju. You son of a gun. 232 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:20,166 Come on! Okay! I'm gonna get you good! 233 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:21,418 Ow! Zeke! Not so physical! 234 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,420 -[Zeke] I love you! -[clears throat] Okay, people. 235 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,296 How are we gonna get those fish off the beach? 236 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:26,840 No bad ideas. Go. 237 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:29,259 So many bad ideas. 238 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,386 [sighs] Some kind of laser beam. 239 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:33,596 My cousin popped a balloon with a laser beam. 240 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,640 It went zzz, pa-pow! 241 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:37,767 Maybe it was a laser pointer, I don't know. 242 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,102 Maybe, maybe it never happened. 243 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:40,854 Uh-huh? Okay. This keeps coming up. 244 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:43,189 Trick a whale into eating all the fish. 245 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:45,191 Wow, what a great idea. 246 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:46,776 Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. 247 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,278 Susmita! Oh, thank God. 248 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,946 Get your big ass brain in here, friend. 249 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,239 How's it going so far? 250 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:53,366 -Pretty rough. Pretty rough. -Hey! 251 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,910 Clean up the beach with magic? 252 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:58,246 Eh? Wouldn't that be cool? 253 00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:01,458 Okay, well, let's think about this logically. 254 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,960 Fish die in the ocean all the time, right? 255 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,170 They do? Aww. 256 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:08,548 So, maybe we can just return the fish to the ocean. 257 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:12,093 But won't the waves do that thing that waves do and bring them right back? 258 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:14,929 Not if we can get the fish out past the breakers. 259 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:17,807 -How do we do that? -We could fling 'em? 260 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:18,975 Fling 'em far? 261 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,644 What, like some kind of catapult? 262 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:25,648 Well, if there's one thing us Thinkgineers could do, it's build a catapult. 263 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,567 Sometimes I feel like that's all we do. 264 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,861 I'm not complaining, I, I find it meditative. 265 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:32,530 But we're gonna need something bigger than a catapult. 266 00:09:32,614 --> 00:09:34,032 What's bigger than a catapult? 267 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:36,701 -A trebuchet? -What's a trebuchet? 268 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,828 It's like a catapult but bigger. 269 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:42,207 So, we need to figure out how many fish we can throw at once 270 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:44,250 and how far we can throw them. 271 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,919 Sounds like we're making a prototype. 272 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:49,214 Go get your popsicle sticks and let's make something that's gonna wow OABA 273 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:51,883 and get us back our midnight fire on the beach. 274 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:54,052 [♪ upbeat music playing] 275 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,311 -Bam! -We did it. 276 00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:05,355 Yeah, baby! This is gonna work. 277 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:06,731 Uh, yeah, that's not gonna work. 278 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,983 -Oh. -Oh. Thank you, Henry Haber. 279 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:12,403 Your counterweight proportions compared to the length of your pivot arm, 280 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:13,488 I mean, come on. 281 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:15,740 That's what I kept saying, hmm? 282 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:18,910 [♪ upbeat music playing] 283 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:26,334 Is this... Did we do it? 284 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:28,336 -This could work. -[all] Yeah! 285 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:30,421 Good thing I'm here. Haber's gone habe. 286 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:32,841 You sticking more stuff up your nose, Bob? 287 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,008 Yeah, rosemary. 288 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:36,177 Wow, rosemary, basil. 289 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:37,804 You roasting a turkey up there? 290 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,722 [laughs] She nailed you, Bob. 291 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:42,142 [Linda] Hey, kids. Ooh, what you got there? 292 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:43,351 Did you build the homework? 293 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:46,104 Oh, no, we have so much homework we haven't done. 294 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,064 This contraption is how we're gonna send 295 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:51,693 all those dead fish flying back from whence they came. 296 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,153 Okay, I'm here. Make it fast. 297 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:55,196 I gotta get back to the store. I got secrets to sort. 298 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,615 -Edith? Uh... -Nice nose garden, Bob! 299 00:10:57,699 --> 00:11:00,493 Yes, hi. Thank you so much for meeting with us. 300 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,328 I had to go outside to hock a loogie anyway. 301 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:06,082 We have a whiz bang winner here for ya. Tina? 302 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,584 What? Oh, oh, yeah. 303 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,545 [sighs] I already regret coming here. 304 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,088 Good feedback, thank you. 305 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,840 Imagine a bigger version of this 306 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:16,426 that would fling the dead fish deep into the ocean. 307 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,510 The beach is clean, 308 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,220 Lighthouse Fire Hoax Night back on, 309 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:20,346 the town rejoices. 310 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,015 Now, to make this a reality, 311 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:24,893 we just need between $30,000 and $30 million. 312 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:26,728 -[Tina] Hmm, yeah. -How about a demonstration, 313 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,104 someone said? 314 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,440 -[Linda] Oh, my face! -Now are you convinced? 315 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:33,026 -Yeah, I'm gonna go. -[Gene] Go get your checkbook? 316 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:35,778 I'm gonna leave here and go back to the land of reality. 317 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,198 [Tina] Because that's where you keep your checkbook? 318 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:40,783 [Edith] Thanks for wasting my time. [spits] 319 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,162 [Louise sighs] Well, it's official. 320 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:46,581 -LFHN is off. -The fish won. 321 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:49,000 Those dead fish have all the luck. 322 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,126 Hey, kids. 323 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,961 Oof! I can't believe you want to be here. 324 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,672 -It smells like how we feel. -I'm so sorry. 325 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:57,508 And again, I'm sorry about voting to cancel the thing. 326 00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,052 I just didn't know what else to do. 327 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:01,554 I don't know, you could've punched Edith and walked out. 328 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,306 True, next time I will. 329 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,850 It's just Lighthouse Fire Hoax Night is, 330 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,937 it's just a really special night for us kids, you know? 331 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,855 -Yeah, I know it is. -Ugh. 332 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:13,358 We were so close to being able to fix everything. 333 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:14,734 I mean, sort of. 334 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:18,071 it's just, it's a pretty tall order, what you were trying to build. 335 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:21,699 You need like, a huge piece of machinery to fling the fish really far. 336 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:25,328 Something that can kind of whip around with just a ton of force. 337 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:26,829 So, like that thing? 338 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,165 Oh, I guess. 339 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,458 Good, so let's use that. 340 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,126 -[laughs] Yes. -Oh, yeah. 341 00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:33,920 -Uh, no. -Why not? 342 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,047 Because it's an amusement park ride 343 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:37,298 and that's crazy? 344 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,175 All in favor raise your hand. 345 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,261 Tough luck, Dad, out voted. Sorry, bro. 346 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,846 Guess we'd better go talk to our favorite one-eyed guy. 347 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,265 -That Minion? -The hot one? 348 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:46,349 Mr. Fischoeder. 349 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:47,684 -Oh, right. -Right. 350 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,521 [Mr. Fischoeder] So, let me get this straight. 351 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,899 You want me to move the Sky Hammer, 352 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:58,569 a three-ton ride, onto the beach. 353 00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:00,029 -Yes. -And then you want me 354 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,447 to fill it up with dead fish. 355 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,741 -Correct. -Uh, why would I do this? 356 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,576 'Cause you like helping children? 357 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,328 Where did you hear that dirty lie? 358 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,414 Come on, the dead fish smell can't be great 359 00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,124 for Wonder Wharf business, right? 360 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,417 We've survived worse. 361 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,877 MTV Spring Break filmed here one year. 362 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:15,962 Sorry, Mr. Fischoeder. 363 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:19,048 I told them you'd say no, but they don't care what I say about things. 364 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,301 Plus, I mean, it might not even be legal. 365 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,970 And I'm pretty sure OABA wouldn't be on board with it. 366 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:25,930 -So, you might as well-- -Hmm. 367 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,265 Oh, yeah. 368 00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:30,435 OABA, oh, they would hate it if you went behind their backs 369 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:31,978 and helped us clean up the fish. 370 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:34,105 -Okay, I'm in. -Wait. Really? You are? 371 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:36,482 You can use the Sky Hammer, we'll move it to the beach tomorrow. 372 00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:37,692 Thanks, Mr. Fischoeder. 373 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,152 Hey, wait! I just thought of something. 374 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,945 Your name is Mr. Fischoeder, 375 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:43,406 and we're talking about a fish odor. 376 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,574 -I don't follow. -Oh. 377 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,452 [Mr. Fischoeder] Okay, Wharf workers, 378 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,078 we're going to move a ride. 379 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,329 You know the drill. 380 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:51,998 And I'm not saying that because in the past, 381 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,792 we've had to make several rides go bye bye in the night 382 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,170 to avoid a lawsuit, because we never did that. 383 00:13:57,253 --> 00:14:00,465 Anyway, make this go over there. 384 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,383 [♪ upbeat music playing] 385 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,894 [Zeke] Ding, dang, doodle. It's our model, but bigger. 386 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,980 [Rudy] It's like we did this, but they did this. 387 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:18,066 Wait, how's this whole thing gonna work? 388 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,401 Well, the fish get loaded into the roller coaster car 389 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,320 which gets pushed to the Sky Hammer 390 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,947 and dumped into the part of the ride where you would usually sit. 391 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,325 Then they start up the ride, it whips around, 392 00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:30,161 and when the bucket part is at just the right spot in the... 393 00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:33,164 Um, Henry, give me the smart person words here. 394 00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:36,375 When the pivot arm reaches the point of its trajectory, 395 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,377 with the maximum amount of kinetic energy-- 396 00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:39,629 Thank you, that's plenty. 397 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:43,132 Then a rope is pulled to release the door and the fish go flying. 398 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,511 -And the in-flight movie is The Fabelmans. -Okay. 399 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:49,347 I feel like I've definitely thrown up on this ride. 400 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,015 And now it's doing this. 401 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:53,851 [man] Life can be pretty beautiful sometimes 402 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:56,646 I see you're doing the dumb plan that the children came up with. 403 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,856 Oh, hello, Edith. Funny seeing you here. 404 00:14:58,940 --> 00:14:59,941 You texted me. 405 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:02,360 You wrote, "Come to the Wharf, bring OABA people. 406 00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:05,863 Hashtag sticking it to you. Crossed-eyed, tongue-out emoji." 407 00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:07,198 So, how you feeling? 408 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:08,699 Perturbed? Tongue out? 409 00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:11,369 I don't suppose you filled out any permits for this crap show. 410 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:13,496 Permits? [chuckles] Those are for dorks. 411 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,665 I expect this from him, but Bob, 412 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,376 don't you want to avoid the obvious end to all of this, 413 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:21,879 when it fails spectacularly and it's really embarrassing for you? 414 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:24,423 You think Bob isn't used to embarrassment? 415 00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:27,593 -And failing spectacularly? -Thank you, everyone. 416 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:30,304 Uh, Edith, I know this seems crazy, 417 00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:33,349 but the kids had a big idea to save something important to them, 418 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:36,310 and I think we owe it to them to give it a shot. 419 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:37,436 -Sounds stupid. -[Bob] Mmm. 420 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,188 Also, OABA sucks. 421 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,691 -[Louise] Let's hit it. -Hey, I say hit it! 422 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,568 -Hit it! -[Zeke] Fling it, baby! Fling it! 423 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:45,236 [♪ dramatic music playing] 424 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:48,948 [Sky Hammer whirring] 425 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,290 Pull! 426 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:58,958 [rope snaps] 427 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,377 [all groaning] 428 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:04,630 Well, so much for training for the Psoriasis Fun Run. 429 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,507 -Told you so. -Bob's dumb. 430 00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:09,510 -[Bob sighs] -Hey, my sinuses just cleared up. 431 00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:10,845 I can smell! [sniffs] 432 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:11,971 Ooh. [retches] 433 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,807 Oh, my God, have you been smelling this all along? 434 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,058 [retches] 435 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,564 [Tina] So, ideally the fish go out into the ocean 436 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,108 -and not straight down, right? -Yes, Tina. 437 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:26,360 -Just checking. -So what do we think happened? 438 00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:27,445 It's the rope. 439 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:30,114 We thought we'd be able to operate the release latch remotely, 440 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,325 but no, it's like a... [sighs] 441 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,368 You know when you tie a string around your wiener 442 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,746 and you run it down your pants to your big toe, it just, 443 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,789 -it never works how you want it to. -[Bob] Hmm. 444 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,917 -Can we fix it? -Well, we wouldn't need a rope 445 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,545 if someone was in the car operating the latch manually, 446 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:45,838 but who would do that? 447 00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:48,049 You can pay a carny to do pretty much anything, 448 00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:51,010 but they will not get on a ride ever. 449 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,054 They know a little too much. 450 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,597 So, that's it then, huh? 451 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,098 It's just so sad. 452 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,184 Crap in my hat and call it a cake. 453 00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,435 What Zeke said. 454 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:02,688 Serves us right for having hope, I guess. 455 00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:05,441 -I'll do it. -You'll do what? 456 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,735 Go inside the thing with the fish and pull the latch 457 00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,320 to open the door or whatever. 458 00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,072 -Whoa! -Are you nuts? 459 00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:13,115 I mean, I'll be strapped in with a seat belt thing. 460 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,992 So it's pretty safe, right? 461 00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:18,037 Oh, uh, yeah, sure. 462 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,747 -You don't have to do this, Dad. -Yeah, Bob. 463 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:22,041 You'd be trapped in there with all this stinky fish. 464 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,961 And your nose is so delicate, like a little baby nose. 465 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,255 I wouldn't call it a little baby nose, 466 00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:29,882 but yes, I'm aware that I'll be in with the fish. 467 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,677 It's gonna be like a fishy ball pit, Mr. Belcher. 468 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,012 You don't have to keep describing what it'll be like. 469 00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:38,599 On the plus side, some cats would kill to be in your position. 470 00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,686 [Mr. Fischoeder] Helmet. We used to have a daredevil. 471 00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,813 -Now he's a dareangel. -Oh. 472 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,524 Neck brace from our neck brace bucket. 473 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:49,026 -Remember that ride the Neck-Cracker? -No. 474 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:51,696 And finally, in case you need a friend up there... 475 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,906 -Oh. -Hippie Potamus. 476 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,575 "Last chance to back out, Dad," 477 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,660 is something I would have said earlier. 478 00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,871 'Cause now you're fully committed and you're all dressed up to do it, and... 479 00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,039 Thank you for your service. 480 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:04,292 I'm proud of you, Dad. You're a male she-ro. 481 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:07,128 I also think this is maybe just a cool look for you in general. 482 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,630 Don't rattle your noggin' around too much in there. 483 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,716 I want us to get smart in our old age. 484 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,217 We're gonna read books, Bobby! 485 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,136 Short ones probably, but books. 486 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,637 Goodbye, my best friend. 487 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:19,098 -Teddy, I'm not gonna die. Ow. -Sure you're not, pal. 488 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,766 -Teddy, stop. -You're gonna be just fine. 489 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,351 -Ow. Let me go. -Let him go, Teddy. 490 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,519 -[Teddy crying] -Get off him. 491 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:24,645 [Teddy] I can't let go! 492 00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:27,023 -I can't let go. -Get off him! 493 00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:31,110 -[Teddy whimpers] -[Bob] Oh, boy. 494 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,279 [Teddy whimpers] 495 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:36,198 [chuckles nervously] 496 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:37,950 [exhales] 497 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:39,493 This is crazy. 498 00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:42,288 This is crazy. This is crazy. Okay, okay. 499 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,414 I, I can do this. 500 00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:45,166 You can do this. Yeah. 501 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:47,501 It's gonna be fine. It's not a problem. 502 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:50,796 Here we go and ready and... 503 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,298 Dump the fish! 504 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:55,468 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. 505 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,219 I changed my mind. I don't want to do it. 506 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,971 -I changed my mind. -Close him up. 507 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,223 -Oh, God, I don't want to do it. -Let it rip! 508 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,975 [Bob] Oh. Oh, God. 509 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,269 Ah! 510 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:06,354 Oh, oh. 511 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,732 [Linda] Oh, jeez. Oh, oh, Go-- Oh, boy. 512 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,108 He's so brave. 513 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,944 [Bob screaming] 514 00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:15,863 -Bob! Pull! -[groans] 515 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:20,451 [all cheering] 516 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,371 I did it! I did it! [laughs] 517 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:26,165 Yep! Only a hundred or so more launches to go. 518 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,793 -Oh, my God. -Dump the fish! 519 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,544 [♪ soft music playing] 520 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:33,047 [moaning] 521 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:36,008 [screaming] 522 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,765 I hate this! 523 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,776 [Bob screaming] 524 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,822 Why? Wh-- why? Why? Why? Why? 525 00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:00,866 -That poor lady. -Final batch of fish, Bob. 526 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:03,619 [all cheering] 527 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,955 He's never gonna be the same again. You know that, right? 528 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,457 This is the best day of my life. 529 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,043 Oh! I am so proud of that stinky cutie. 530 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:13,546 Well, the ride's kind of the real hero. 531 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,632 I can't believe those safety straps held up this whole time. 532 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,592 -[rope snaps] -[Bob screams] 533 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,302 Never mind. 534 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,474 [crowd gasping] 535 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:27,643 I'm alive! 536 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,228 -He's alive! -Oh, thank God. 537 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,647 -[all cheering] -[♪ soft music playing] 538 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,108 [Speedo Guy] I don't know what I'm cheering for, 539 00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:35,735 but yeah! 540 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,696 [Edith] I can't believe that dumbass plan worked. 541 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:39,947 [Mr. Fischoeder] You're welcome. 542 00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:41,532 And as a reward, I have a proposal. 543 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:44,076 -OABA, I want back in. -[Harold] Huh. 544 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,621 And I am allowed one Borat impersonator per year. 545 00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:48,914 [Edith] Can he be less drunk? 546 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,833 [Mr. Fischoeder] He won't be as good, but I can ask. 547 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:55,880 ♪ Things are heating up on Lighthouse Fire Hoax Night ♪ 548 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:02,845 ♪ There's burning love on Lighthouse Fire Hoax Night ♪ 549 00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:07,057 ♪ We found the fish Then we got our wish ♪ 550 00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:08,976 ♪ Now the whole darn village ♪ 551 00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:12,354 ♪ Can pretend it's been Plundered and pillaged ♪ 552 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:15,566 ♪ On Lighthouse Fire Hoax Night ♪ 553 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:18,068 ♪ Remember when I almost died? ♪ 554 00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:22,156 ♪ Feel the burning love on Lighthouse Fire Hoax Night ♪