1 00:00:00,835 --> 00:00:03,085 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:24,023 "To my special valentine, you are my everything. 3 00:00:24,216 --> 00:00:27,251 I sleep only so I can dream of you." 4 00:00:27,352 --> 00:00:28,727 -Aw, Bob. -Mm-hmm. 5 00:00:28,921 --> 00:00:30,696 Didn't Gene make me a nice valentine? 6 00:00:30,889 --> 00:00:33,699 It's very romantic for a child? 7 00:00:33,850 --> 00:00:36,443 -Mm-hmm. -I mean, Dad, did you even make Mom 8 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:38,353 an embarrassingly mushy valentine? 9 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,188 -Like your son did? -Hey, there's a plan in place. 10 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:41,932 Yeah. We're writing out the ten things 11 00:00:41,950 --> 00:00:43,559 we love most about each other. 12 00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:45,711 And then we're gonna share 'em over a bottle of wine. 13 00:00:45,862 --> 00:00:47,120 It's like love homework. 14 00:00:47,273 --> 00:00:48,622 Oh, that's kind of nice. 15 00:00:48,758 --> 00:00:51,216 And hard? I mean, ten turns out to be a lot. 16 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,052 That's what God said about the commandments. 17 00:00:53,245 --> 00:00:54,887 Well, we tried to finish them last night, 18 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:57,389 but we were making dinner and then we were cleaning up dinner 19 00:00:57,582 --> 00:00:59,040 and then we were feeling too gassy, 20 00:00:59,101 --> 00:01:00,708 then we fell asleep in front of the TV 21 00:01:00,770 --> 00:01:03,120 and I didn't wake up until a moth flew in my mouth. 22 00:01:03,180 --> 00:01:05,597 And I didn't wake up until you screamed. 23 00:01:05,791 --> 00:01:07,808 After all these years, you two still sizzle. 24 00:01:07,902 --> 00:01:10,885 So we just need to find a quiet minute and crap 'em out. 25 00:01:10,946 --> 00:01:12,720 Lovingly. How about you, Tina? 26 00:01:12,782 --> 00:01:15,299 You excited about Tammy's Valentine's Day thingy? 27 00:01:15,359 --> 00:01:17,651 It's an Anti-Valentine's Day thingy, actually. 28 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:19,745 -Okay. -It's a party for kids who are tired 29 00:01:19,938 --> 00:01:22,472 of living up to society's expectation of romance 30 00:01:22,491 --> 00:01:23,974 just because it's February 14th. 31 00:01:24,034 --> 00:01:25,976 So things with Jimmy Jr. are...? 32 00:01:26,078 --> 00:01:27,902 I don't know. He's at an overnight wrestling meet 33 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:29,755 this weekend, and before he left I said, "So, any ideas 34 00:01:29,948 --> 00:01:31,739 about how to handle V-Day while you're gone?" 35 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:33,317 And he was like, "What's V-Day?" 36 00:01:33,377 --> 00:01:34,318 And I was like, "That's my super cool abbreviation 37 00:01:34,336 --> 00:01:35,836 for Valentine's Day?" 38 00:01:35,988 --> 00:01:37,429 But by then he had his headphones on and was singing 39 00:01:37,622 --> 00:01:39,323 a Red Hot Chili Peppers song really loud. 40 00:01:39,341 --> 00:01:40,991 -Guy's a catch. -So when I heard about 41 00:01:41,093 --> 00:01:42,601 Tammy's party, I was very interested. 42 00:01:42,752 --> 00:01:45,329 Hearts are farts, people, and Cupid is stupid. 43 00:01:45,389 --> 00:01:48,832 Cupid's just a baby who likes to watch people kiss. 44 00:01:48,892 --> 00:01:50,167 And I'm not saying any of this 45 00:01:50,227 --> 00:01:51,685 because I don't have a boyfriend. 46 00:01:51,837 --> 00:01:53,337 You so don't have a boyfriend, Tammy. 47 00:01:53,397 --> 00:01:55,096 Shut it. So I'm inviting a group 48 00:01:55,116 --> 00:01:57,357 of single girls and guys who want to get away 49 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,343 from all the rom-dram for one night. 50 00:01:59,361 --> 00:02:01,345 Sign me up, 'cause that's me. 51 00:02:01,405 --> 00:02:03,013 Ooh, space is actually limited. 52 00:02:03,073 --> 00:02:06,016 Plus, Tina, come on, you're a total Valentine head. 53 00:02:06,076 --> 00:02:07,626 Nope, nope, not this year I'm not. 54 00:02:07,819 --> 00:02:09,444 Hmm, I'd valentine that. 55 00:02:09,505 --> 00:02:11,188 Oh, uh, sorry. Hearts are farts. 56 00:02:11,206 --> 00:02:12,539 So Tammy invited me. 57 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,358 Or actually she invited a bunch of your burgers 58 00:02:14,418 --> 00:02:15,801 and said I could come with. 59 00:02:15,952 --> 00:02:17,636 Oh. A bunch sounds like a lot. 60 00:02:17,829 --> 00:02:18,879 Free advertising? 61 00:02:18,973 --> 00:02:20,472 -Thanks? -You're welcome. 62 00:02:20,624 --> 00:02:22,883 Bob, Bob, what about how well Linda sings 63 00:02:22,977 --> 00:02:25,719 that jingle on the radio about the accident lawyers? 64 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:26,979 She nails it every time. 65 00:02:27,172 --> 00:02:28,889 I really can do this myself, Teddy. 66 00:02:29,041 --> 00:02:31,224 Well, you need ten and I got a list you can use. 67 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:32,800 -You have a list? -Forget it. 68 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:34,544 Linda, what about Bob's knuckle hair? 69 00:02:34,605 --> 00:02:36,655 Like, sometimes it catches the light just so? 70 00:02:36,848 --> 00:02:37,990 And it makes you feel safe? 71 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:39,491 (whispers): I already got that one. 72 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,160 Ugh, Jimmy's really going overboard 73 00:02:41,353 --> 00:02:43,495 with his Valentine's shtick again this year. 74 00:02:43,688 --> 00:02:46,165 LINDA: "Tie-the-Knot Garlic Knots Appetizers, 75 00:02:46,358 --> 00:02:48,167 $20." What a friggin' rip-off. 76 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:51,819 -I'm not not knots interested. -Way to keep an open mind, Gene. 77 00:02:51,881 --> 00:02:53,563 Oh, crap. Here comes Jimmy. 78 00:02:53,624 --> 00:02:56,658 Hey, Bob, I saw you guys gawking at my place. 79 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,251 If you were hoping to get a table for tonight, 80 00:02:58,404 --> 00:02:59,736 you can forget it. 81 00:02:59,796 --> 00:03:01,905 -I'm booked solid. -We don't care, Jimmy. 82 00:03:01,924 --> 00:03:04,090 I still got dopes calling and begging for reservations. 83 00:03:04,185 --> 00:03:06,743 I just hold the phone down to my butt and fart on 'em, so... 84 00:03:06,803 --> 00:03:09,262 Hey, Jimmy, people are still calling. 85 00:03:09,415 --> 00:03:10,672 Should I just keep farting? 86 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,357 Yeah, if you got 'em locked and loaded. 87 00:03:12,509 --> 00:03:14,026 The last two were silent. I had to tell 'em what I did. 88 00:03:14,177 --> 00:03:15,861 I'd send the overflow to you, Bob, 89 00:03:16,054 --> 00:03:18,846 but I know how scared you are of actually having customers. 90 00:03:18,908 --> 00:03:22,275 -Zoom. -Ha. You're standing in your own way. 91 00:03:22,428 --> 00:03:23,685 -Trev, don't... -What? He is. 92 00:03:23,746 --> 00:03:26,354 Eh, let's go back. I feel a fart coming on. 93 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:27,873 I don't want to waste it in here. 94 00:03:28,066 --> 00:03:30,267 It wouldn't be a waste, Jimmy! 95 00:03:30,327 --> 00:03:31,376 -Good one, Dad. -(groans) 96 00:03:31,569 --> 00:03:32,711 So why aren't we open late 97 00:03:32,904 --> 00:03:33,879 for Valentine's dinner? 98 00:03:34,030 --> 00:03:35,196 Well, we're not really a datey, 99 00:03:35,216 --> 00:03:36,715 romantic restaurant. 100 00:03:36,908 --> 00:03:38,458 We're just a "shove a burger in your face" place. 101 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,385 And a "sip on a soda and yak" shack. 102 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:42,387 Yeah, but tonight the streets are crawling 103 00:03:42,539 --> 00:03:44,130 with romantic suckers who haven't gotten 104 00:03:44,283 --> 00:03:47,041 their crap together enough to book a reservation someplace. 105 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:48,393 Yeah, so? 106 00:03:48,586 --> 00:03:49,895 So they'd probably go anywhere tonight, 107 00:03:50,046 --> 00:03:51,379 even here. 108 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,589 This is insulting but kind of inspiring? 109 00:03:53,684 --> 00:03:55,550 I do hate to think of all those poor lovers 110 00:03:55,653 --> 00:03:57,477 with nowhere to go, sitting at home, 111 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,220 crying into their microwave dinners. 112 00:03:59,323 --> 00:04:02,466 I mean, to do it right we'd have to dress things up. 113 00:04:02,484 --> 00:04:03,967 Tablecloths, candles. 114 00:04:03,986 --> 00:04:05,652 You could borrow the Valentine's decorations 115 00:04:05,788 --> 00:04:07,246 I got up in my apartment. 116 00:04:07,397 --> 00:04:09,155 You decorate your apartment for Valentine's Day? 117 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:11,324 Some of the rooms. It's not weird that I do that. 118 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,660 No, it's not weird. It's just sad. 119 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:16,313 I wonder how many people we could pack into this dump. 120 00:04:16,331 --> 00:04:17,923 Teddy, do you think you could pull the booths away 121 00:04:18,116 --> 00:04:19,983 from the wall so we could squeeze two couples in each? 122 00:04:20,043 --> 00:04:22,319 Sure. I bet whoever put 'em in didn't even attach 'em 123 00:04:22,379 --> 00:04:24,078 'cause they didn't know you guys that well back then. 124 00:04:24,098 --> 00:04:25,764 Plus he might have been going through a divorce 125 00:04:25,957 --> 00:04:29,417 and so he cut some corners on some jobs sometimes. Uh... 126 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,103 Maybe we go a little fancier with the menu, 127 00:04:31,296 --> 00:04:32,271 like a prix fixe? 128 00:04:32,422 --> 00:04:33,680 I-I haven't ground the meat yet. 129 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,999 Instead of burgers I could do chuck steaks. 130 00:04:36,018 --> 00:04:38,018 We had a substitute teacher named Chuck Steaks once. 131 00:04:38,112 --> 00:04:41,004 -Ooh, and wine. -Right, wine. Uh, do we have enough? 132 00:04:41,064 --> 00:04:43,115 Yeah, we got a few bottles upstairs. 133 00:04:43,266 --> 00:04:44,357 Plus the backup bottles. 134 00:04:44,510 --> 00:04:46,100 Plus the emergency backup bottles. 135 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,953 -Plus the secret emergency... -Sounds like we're good. 136 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:50,196 The real gold is in tableside services, 137 00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:52,516 which could be provided by Gene and myself. 138 00:04:52,576 --> 00:04:55,777 Roses, candy, serenades for tips, et cetera. 139 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:58,872 Hmm. Don't know about that, plus who would bus tables? 140 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:00,540 You know I love getting my bus on, Dad, 141 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,375 -but I'm going to Tammy's party. -We'd cover it, 142 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:04,044 and you'd be making so much money, 143 00:05:04,196 --> 00:05:05,804 you wouldn't even notice how bad we are at bussing. 144 00:05:05,997 --> 00:05:08,048 -That's the spirit. -Are we doing this, people? 145 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:10,475 Are we making some dumb desperate love money tonight? 146 00:05:10,668 --> 00:05:12,460 -Yeah, let's do it. -Yay. 147 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,295 Now, I don't think the name Bob's Burgers 148 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:16,039 works with the new concept. 149 00:05:16,058 --> 00:05:18,041 Maybe for the night we're Bob. 150 00:05:18,101 --> 00:05:20,986 -GENE: Or Bugers. -LINDA: Or Urge. 151 00:05:21,155 --> 00:05:22,487 Urge. It's kind of edgy. 152 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:24,972 Yay, Urge. Everybody's got 'em. 153 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:27,233 My therapist says some are good and some are perfectly normal, 154 00:05:27,328 --> 00:05:30,236 -but I should stop bringing them up. -Okay, everybody, get to work. 155 00:05:30,331 --> 00:05:33,056 And Gene and I will get the word about Urge out. 156 00:05:33,075 --> 00:05:34,558 The wordge. 157 00:05:34,618 --> 00:05:36,409 -♪ Urge ♪ -♪ Urge ♪ 158 00:05:36,562 --> 00:05:38,337 -♪ Is the wordge ♪ -♪ Wordge ♪ 159 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,656 -♪ Urge ♪ -♪ Urge ♪ 160 00:05:41,759 --> 00:05:43,258 -♪ Is the wordge ♪ -♪ Oh ♪ 161 00:05:50,041 --> 00:05:52,075 ♪ They're makin' it swanky ♪ 162 00:05:52,135 --> 00:05:54,853 ♪ It's money in the bank-y ♪ 163 00:05:55,022 --> 00:06:00,609 ♪ Urge is the wordge. ♪ 164 00:06:01,812 --> 00:06:03,770 Wow. It looks amazing. 165 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:06,347 TEDDY: I'd fall in love with a wig on a basketball in here. 166 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:08,592 Gene, I kind of wish you weren't dressed like that. 167 00:06:08,610 --> 00:06:11,595 -It's a mood maker. -Yeah, he's Cupid. Aw. 168 00:06:11,655 --> 00:06:14,021 And your T-shirt makes a great diaper, Dad. 169 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:16,691 Hmm. Uh, Teddy, thanks for all your help. 170 00:06:16,752 --> 00:06:18,618 And, uh, see you tomorrow? 171 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,862 -Whoa. Why? -Well, tonight we're... 172 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:23,957 -kind of just for couples. -I mean... seven, eight, nine. 173 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:26,960 There's an odd number of stools, so I can be the one single. 174 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:28,887 Plus I can spend some time with someone 175 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:31,056 I'd like to get to know better. Me. 176 00:06:31,249 --> 00:06:33,800 You've been under your own nose the whole time. 177 00:06:33,952 --> 00:06:35,227 Oh, crap. Lin, our valentines. 178 00:06:35,378 --> 00:06:37,396 It's okay, we'll do 'em later tonight, right? 179 00:06:37,589 --> 00:06:39,547 -When we're rich and gorgeous. -Okay, pep talk. 180 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:41,733 Mom, Dad, bring it in. I love you, but... (sighs) 181 00:06:41,885 --> 00:06:44,461 -don't mess this up. -Okay. That was fair. 182 00:06:44,521 --> 00:06:48,031 All right, now people just have to come. 183 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,200 Mm. 184 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:52,577 Hmm. 185 00:06:52,770 --> 00:06:55,155 -Okay, let's close. -We gave it a shot. 186 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:56,230 MAN AND WOMAN: Oh, cute. 187 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:57,807 Hello, hi, come on in. 188 00:06:57,909 --> 00:07:00,710 Oh, my God, we're a fancy, successful restaurant. 189 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,666 Hey there, chuck steak. "Hiya, Bob." 190 00:07:06,818 --> 00:07:08,652 Whoa, cool deep voice, chuck steak. 191 00:07:08,712 --> 00:07:10,670 "So, you gonna grind me up or what?" 192 00:07:10,822 --> 00:07:13,657 No, because you're gonna be a steak on a prix fixe menu. 193 00:07:13,717 --> 00:07:15,341 "Prix fixe?" I thought you'd be excited. 194 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:17,084 Uh, can I call you Chuck? 195 00:07:17,146 --> 00:07:18,103 "Maybe." 196 00:07:18,296 --> 00:07:19,604 So, welcome to Urge. 197 00:07:19,756 --> 00:07:21,106 Don't mind the couple on the other side 198 00:07:21,299 --> 00:07:22,423 of the privacy partition. 199 00:07:22,526 --> 00:07:23,942 You're way hotter than them. 200 00:07:24,093 --> 00:07:25,518 And, no, I did not say that to them, too. 201 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:27,687 -(whispers): You're hotter. -Happy to be anywhere. 202 00:07:27,839 --> 00:07:29,781 (laughs) Someone forgot to make a reservation. 203 00:07:29,974 --> 00:07:31,508 Oh, like it's my job? 204 00:07:31,526 --> 00:07:32,451 Am I a professional restaurant reservationist? 205 00:07:32,602 --> 00:07:34,435 No, I'm a professional doctor. 206 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:37,030 Don't "I'm a doctor" me. I'm a doctor, too. 207 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:38,682 Okay, so we're both doctors. God. 208 00:07:38,742 --> 00:07:41,776 So, What about a drink? A couple of large wines? 209 00:07:41,837 --> 00:07:43,795 -Sure. -And for you? 210 00:07:43,947 --> 00:07:45,689 Folded paper rose for the lady, sir? 211 00:07:45,790 --> 00:07:46,965 Uh, yeah, I-I'll take one. 212 00:07:47,158 --> 00:07:48,541 Oh, you're only one rose in love? 213 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:51,044 -No, we're probably at a two? -Two? 214 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:52,787 -I-I mean four. -I could tell. 215 00:07:52,848 --> 00:07:56,641 ♪ I'm serenading you with my voice ♪ 216 00:07:56,793 --> 00:07:58,551 ♪ I just spat a little, I'm sorry. ♪ 217 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:01,538 Oh, my God, I love that song. It's so tip-worthy. 218 00:08:01,598 --> 00:08:04,131 -In the diaper, please. -Gene, no. 219 00:08:04,193 --> 00:08:05,484 This is Urge? 220 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:09,379 -Oh, Hugo. Uh, Bob, Hugo's here. -Ugh, why? 221 00:08:09,439 --> 00:08:12,824 I thought the address looked familiar, in a bad way. 222 00:08:13,017 --> 00:08:14,234 Lot of changes, Bob. 223 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:16,161 -Um, not that many. -Hello. 224 00:08:16,312 --> 00:08:18,722 Hello. Bob, I see the look of fear and respect 225 00:08:18,823 --> 00:08:20,147 in your eyes, but relax. 226 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,408 I'm here as a sexy Valentine's diner, 227 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:24,410 not a sexy health inspector. 228 00:08:24,563 --> 00:08:26,320 So you have a date? Somehow? 229 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:28,231 Cheryl is meeting me here. 230 00:08:28,291 --> 00:08:29,657 Bob, Linda, I'm in love. 231 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,417 With my mother's description of her. 232 00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:34,254 Aw, that's nice. Uh, why don't you sit over there? 233 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,089 -Mm-hmm. -Okay, this isn't great. 234 00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:38,258 We've got extra tables and I'm pretty sure 235 00:08:38,410 --> 00:08:39,667 we're violating a bunch of codes. 236 00:08:39,728 --> 00:08:41,353 No, he says he just wants to have dinner. 237 00:08:41,504 --> 00:08:43,170 He's in love with some poor lady. 238 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,690 All right, just bring him wine with a lot of wine in it. 239 00:08:45,842 --> 00:08:47,008 So, a first date? 240 00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:48,693 Sounds like a paper rose situation to me. 241 00:08:48,845 --> 00:08:51,363 I'm gonna keep handing you roses, you just say when. 242 00:08:51,556 --> 00:08:53,940 -Uh... -First date on Valentine's, huh? 243 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,441 It's kind of what I'm doing. 244 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:57,277 And it's going pretty well, if I do say so. 245 00:08:57,429 --> 00:08:58,870 Okay, 15 roses, that'll be $15. 246 00:08:59,063 --> 00:09:00,705 What? No, one rose is plenty. 247 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,208 And 15 songs? Here we go. 248 00:09:03,359 --> 00:09:04,768 TAMMY: Guys, 249 00:09:04,828 --> 00:09:06,527 welcome to my Anti-Valentine's Day party. 250 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:09,214 Check it out: black balloons, black tortilla chips, 251 00:09:09,365 --> 00:09:11,049 and black eye shadow on moi. 252 00:09:11,242 --> 00:09:12,884 -And your roots are black. -Jocelyn. 253 00:09:13,036 --> 00:09:14,611 Let's do this. And everybody that went 254 00:09:14,671 --> 00:09:16,112 to an overnight wrestling meet without nailing down 255 00:09:16,172 --> 00:09:17,889 Valentine's Day plans can eat it. 256 00:09:18,041 --> 00:09:19,224 -(chuckles) Right? -What? 257 00:09:19,375 --> 00:09:20,800 -Exactly. -Now we do our oath. 258 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:23,286 -Ooh, an oath. Hell yeah. -Everyone, hands in. 259 00:09:23,305 --> 00:09:24,971 Whoa, lot of palms and fingers. 260 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,123 No one try to hold my hand in there, you hear? (chuckles) 261 00:09:27,183 --> 00:09:28,883 Hearts are farts and Cupid is stupid. 262 00:09:28,944 --> 00:09:32,796 Tonight we take our chance on no romance. I so vow. 263 00:09:32,856 --> 00:09:34,147 ALL: I so vow. 264 00:09:34,299 --> 00:09:35,815 Did we just marry Satan? 265 00:09:35,967 --> 00:09:37,692 Now we're gonna do whatever an evenly numbered group 266 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:39,560 of attractive teens feels like doing. 267 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:41,321 Just good clean Anti-Valentine's fun. 268 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:43,397 With Tammy's parents in the next room 269 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:44,974 -to help keep a lid on things. -TAMMY'S DAD: Bye, Tammy-love. 270 00:09:44,993 --> 00:09:46,918 Your mother and I are off to see different movies 271 00:09:47,070 --> 00:09:48,920 -at the same theater. -Bye. Leave already. 272 00:09:49,113 --> 00:09:51,405 Okay, there go the chaperones. 273 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:54,317 Not that we're gonna need 'em. Cool, cool, cool. 274 00:09:54,336 --> 00:09:55,927 ♪ It's okay ♪ 275 00:09:56,079 --> 00:09:57,654 ♪ We're just children watching you. ♪ 276 00:09:57,756 --> 00:09:59,764 If you like it, may I suggest a gratuity, 277 00:09:59,957 --> 00:10:02,826 and if you don't like it, I can make him stop. 278 00:10:02,886 --> 00:10:03,918 For a gratuity. 279 00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:05,662 Oh, my God, we're so full. 280 00:10:05,722 --> 00:10:07,831 Hi, I'm Bob, I'm the chef. H-How is everything? 281 00:10:07,891 --> 00:10:10,775 'Cause if it's not right, I'll make it right. 282 00:10:10,927 --> 00:10:12,669 -We're good. -Yeah, you are. 283 00:10:12,687 --> 00:10:14,170 Are you flirting with us? 284 00:10:14,230 --> 00:10:16,522 No, just feeling happy and-and really confident. 285 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:18,783 And maybe better-looking than I was earlier today? 286 00:10:18,976 --> 00:10:21,344 -Oh, you're on cocaine. -Is that what cocaine does? 287 00:10:21,404 --> 00:10:22,787 Are there any downsides? 288 00:10:22,980 --> 00:10:24,864 So, how's our Valentine's? 289 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,792 -Good. Good. -Most romantic night of the year. 290 00:10:27,944 --> 00:10:29,853 -But no pressure. (laughs) -I'm having a good time. 291 00:10:29,913 --> 00:10:33,189 -We both are. -(chuckles): Okay. Enjoy. 292 00:10:33,291 --> 00:10:35,282 I don't know what's going on with these people. 293 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,635 They're so uptight. 294 00:10:36,786 --> 00:10:38,452 It's like they got Cupid arrows up their butts. 295 00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:41,381 Well, my diaper is full... of Washingtons. 296 00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:43,642 And we have five couples on the wait list. 297 00:10:43,793 --> 00:10:45,051 -We have a wait list? -I don't know. 298 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,552 What's it called when a bunch of idiots 299 00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:48,146 give their names and stand outside in the cold? 300 00:10:48,297 --> 00:10:49,722 BOB: (gasps) We have a wait list. 301 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,316 We could do a second seating. 302 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:52,876 I'll need to be changed at some point, 303 00:10:52,894 --> 00:10:54,227 but otherwise I'm in. 304 00:10:54,379 --> 00:10:55,987 Okay, I've got plenty of steaks. What about wine? 305 00:10:56,139 --> 00:10:57,805 We're kind of burning through it, but I guess we're okay? 306 00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,883 -Then we're going later, right? -Yeah, I mean... 307 00:10:59,943 --> 00:11:01,976 we were gonna do our valentines later. 308 00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:03,644 -With wine, if there's any left. -Crap. 309 00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:06,831 I keep forgetting about that. In a romantic way? 310 00:11:07,024 --> 00:11:08,892 And think of the lovers out there, Mom. 311 00:11:08,910 --> 00:11:10,484 Their poor money getting all cold. 312 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:12,912 It's fine. We'll get to our valentines eventually. 313 00:11:13,064 --> 00:11:14,731 -This is worth it, right? -Right. 314 00:11:14,791 --> 00:11:17,233 -And our valentines are gonna be so good. -So good. 315 00:11:17,252 --> 00:11:19,235 Guys, Hugo's still sitting by himself, 316 00:11:19,295 --> 00:11:22,572 -but unlike me, he's not carrying it off super well. -Hmm. 317 00:11:22,632 --> 00:11:25,350 So, Hugo, we're still waiting for your date? 318 00:11:25,501 --> 00:11:27,427 I don't understand it. My mother told her 319 00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:29,412 that punctuality is my biggest turn-on. 320 00:11:29,431 --> 00:11:31,764 Then she's definitely on her way. 321 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,525 I'll keep texting. 322 00:11:33,676 --> 00:11:35,418 Bob, not to be ticky-tacky, but I've noticed that 323 00:11:35,437 --> 00:11:36,677 you're slightly over capacity, 324 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,588 light levels are below OSHA standards, 325 00:11:38,690 --> 00:11:42,091 and you have candles without an open-flame permit. 326 00:11:42,110 --> 00:11:45,186 Uh, yeah, but those are kind of small things that are fine. 327 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,205 -There's a boy in a diaper. -True. 328 00:11:47,356 --> 00:11:48,540 At least I'm wearing the diaper. 329 00:11:48,733 --> 00:11:50,600 On some Cupids the diaper wears them. 330 00:11:50,660 --> 00:11:52,210 I'd hate to have to call my good friends 331 00:11:52,403 --> 00:11:55,046 at the fire department, but if I have nothing else 332 00:11:55,198 --> 00:11:56,715 to do on Valentine's Day... 333 00:11:56,866 --> 00:11:59,551 Easy, Hugo, you're date's gonna be here any second. 334 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:00,885 Yeah, traffic. 335 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,946 Please, please come, Hugo's date. 336 00:12:02,964 --> 00:12:05,465 -I mean, you'll regret it, but please come. -What was that, Bob? 337 00:12:05,617 --> 00:12:07,058 -Nothing. -I hate you. 338 00:12:07,802 --> 00:12:09,060 So I finally got my head unstuck, 339 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,787 and that was my worst Valentine's Day. 340 00:12:10,805 --> 00:12:12,138 Anyway, someone else? 341 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,307 Or not. You know, how about some music? 342 00:12:14,459 --> 00:12:16,050 I'm just gonna pick a playlist at random. 343 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,719 Not that one, not that one. Ooh, "Ultimate Snog Jams." 344 00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:20,739 -Don't even know what that is. -(music playing) 345 00:12:20,932 --> 00:12:23,649 Huh, well, sure feels good not to be looking 346 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:24,743 for some lips to land on 347 00:12:24,936 --> 00:12:26,393 just 'cause of what day it is. 348 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,062 -Is it really bright in here? -Not really. 349 00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:29,822 Yeah, I'm gonna lower the lights. 350 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,565 Okay, hey, Tammy, a word? 351 00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,793 I hope I'm wrong, but I think some romance is 352 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,237 -creeping into this party. -I don't know what you're talking about, Tina. 353 00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:38,572 Just remember our oath and watch each other's backs. 354 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:41,408 Anti-Val pals. Wow, that's a lot of lip balm you're putting on. 355 00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:42,835 Oh, is it? 356 00:12:42,988 --> 00:12:45,838 Still no reply. And that was my last text 357 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,248 under my limited texting plan. 358 00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:49,083 She's really not gonna show up, is she? 359 00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:50,751 I mean, he did send a selfie of him 360 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:51,603 pointing at his watch. 361 00:12:51,754 --> 00:12:53,420 Ah, she's not coming. 362 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:56,423 I'm alone on Valentine's Day surrounded by happy couples. 363 00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,334 Most of 'em aren't that happy. 364 00:12:58,394 --> 00:12:59,611 And they're not all couples. 365 00:12:59,804 --> 00:13:01,671 Some of us are single and sensational. 366 00:13:01,731 --> 00:13:03,782 I think the only possible way I'm gonna feel better 367 00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:06,175 is to have the fire department shut you down. 368 00:13:06,236 --> 00:13:08,194 -Come on, Hugo. -Wait, let me rethink this. 369 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,346 -Yeah? -Nope, still makes me feel better. 370 00:13:10,406 --> 00:13:13,016 -What do we do? -Gene, how quick can you get in a dress? 371 00:13:13,076 --> 00:13:15,276 You know my record is 3.5 seconds. 372 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,443 We got to stall him somehow. 373 00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:18,021 Does anyone know the number 374 00:13:18,122 --> 00:13:19,631 for the head of fire code enforcement? 375 00:13:19,782 --> 00:13:21,132 Oh, that's right, I do. 376 00:13:21,325 --> 00:13:23,376 Uh, Hugo, your date's here. She's been here. 377 00:13:23,528 --> 00:13:25,619 She's in the employee bathroom. 378 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,531 Yeah. She saw you on your way in. 379 00:13:28,550 --> 00:13:30,975 She thinks you're handsome, but she's so nervous 380 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,311 that she's had a bathroom emergency. 381 00:13:33,504 --> 00:13:35,872 And she's gorgeous. She has, like, a hundred teeth. 382 00:13:35,890 --> 00:13:38,708 And we didn't tell you this before because... 383 00:13:38,768 --> 00:13:41,135 Because she didn't want us to. She's embarrassed. 384 00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:43,379 But why are you being so loyal to her? 385 00:13:43,481 --> 00:13:44,564 We're your best friends. 386 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:47,474 -Yep, best friends. -So, in a way, 387 00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:50,144 your date's going really well. 388 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,888 Great, I'll call Mother and update her. 389 00:13:51,948 --> 00:13:54,707 The old "your date's in the stall" stall. Love it. 390 00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,413 So, my date's in the employee bathroom. 391 00:14:00,565 --> 00:14:02,489 I knew there was a simple, really good explanation. 392 00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:04,008 I don't know about really good. 393 00:14:04,201 --> 00:14:06,160 Bup-bup-bup. Yeah, just an upset stomach. 394 00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:07,846 Happens all the time on Valentine's. 395 00:14:08,039 --> 00:14:09,422 They call it Cupid's revenge. 396 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,257 -That's offensive. -Poor thing. 397 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,334 (whispering): I can't believe Hugo's buying this. 398 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,094 I can, he's like everyone else in here. 399 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,338 He's desperate for a perfect Valentine's. 400 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,857 It's flattering in a way. 401 00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:20,525 I gave a girl diarrhea. 402 00:14:20,718 --> 00:14:21,601 You charmer. 403 00:14:21,753 --> 00:14:23,252 Got to stay cool. 404 00:14:23,354 --> 00:14:25,029 I'm steering clear of romance this Valentine's. 405 00:14:25,181 --> 00:14:26,606 Oh, probably should have taken off my glasses 406 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:27,699 before splashing myself. 407 00:14:27,892 --> 00:14:30,017 TAMMY: Mmm... 408 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,186 Tammy, no! Take a breath. Take a step back. 409 00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:34,597 Whew, that was a close one. Anti-Val pals. 410 00:14:34,657 --> 00:14:36,690 (chuckles) Hearts are farts? 411 00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:39,452 Hearts aren't farts, Tina. Hearts were never farts. 412 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:42,380 -What are you saying? -I'm saying trying not to be romantic 413 00:14:42,531 --> 00:14:44,957 is really romantic. This is the party now. 414 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,792 You mean anti-Anti-Valentine's? 415 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:49,445 Now, we're gonna go in the closet for six minutes and kiss. 416 00:14:49,505 --> 00:14:50,889 Jocelyn, are you hearing this? 417 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,724 -Jocelyn! -What? 418 00:14:52,917 --> 00:14:55,618 ♪ She's in the can, but she loves her man. ♪ 419 00:14:55,678 --> 00:14:58,121 -Wonderful. Wonderful. -It really is. 420 00:14:58,139 --> 00:14:59,639 So, by yourself tonight, sailor? 421 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:02,458 -Not by myself. With myself. -Good for you. 422 00:15:02,477 --> 00:15:05,552 -So glad I'm not that sad, lonely person. -(entry bells jingle) 423 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:08,389 So this is Urge, huh? More like Purge. 424 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,390 Ha. Rhymes. 425 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,225 Get lost, Jimmy, we're busy. 426 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,060 Yeah, I really don't have time to be insulted right now 427 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,655 because of all the customers we have. 428 00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:18,474 Yeah, you got 'em packed in like sardines. 429 00:15:18,493 --> 00:15:20,159 They look a little drunk and bloated. 430 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,644 You know what, not bad. 431 00:15:21,704 --> 00:15:23,237 Guess I rubbed off on you a little bit. 432 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,923 -I'm proud of you, Bob. -What? 433 00:15:25,116 --> 00:15:27,408 Happy Valentine's Day, pal. (choking up): Really proud. 434 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,168 He's proud of you. What's that feel like? 435 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:31,596 -I don't want you to be proud of me, Jimmy. -Too late. 436 00:15:31,789 --> 00:15:33,656 -I don't accept it. -You love it. 437 00:15:33,716 --> 00:15:36,684 ♪ ♪ 438 00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:42,498 Where is everybody? 439 00:15:42,558 --> 00:15:44,333 I don't know. Are they all in the closet? 440 00:15:44,394 --> 00:15:45,926 Ugh! Damn Valentine's Day! 441 00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:47,111 Look at me, whatever your name is. 442 00:15:47,263 --> 00:15:49,021 Austin. I know Tammy from camp. 443 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,931 I'm Tina. Austin, we have a problem. 444 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,284 But listen, just because we're the only ones not kissing 445 00:15:53,436 --> 00:15:54,601 doesn't mean we're gonna kiss, 446 00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:56,287 even though it's really in the air. 447 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:58,289 -So what do we do? -Drown out this music somehow. 448 00:15:58,482 --> 00:16:00,124 Uh, I know, we'll sing 449 00:16:00,317 --> 00:16:02,018 the-the most unromantic song we can think of. 450 00:16:02,078 --> 00:16:03,962 -Do you know any songs about barf? -I mean, no. 451 00:16:04,113 --> 00:16:06,856 I'll just make one up. ♪ Barf, barf, barf ♪ 452 00:16:06,958 --> 00:16:08,874 ♪ Funky, chunky barf ♪ 453 00:16:09,027 --> 00:16:10,876 -♪ Funky, chunky barf ♪ -♪ It's in my hair ♪ 454 00:16:11,029 --> 00:16:16,032 BOTH: ♪ And everywhere, and I don't care. ♪ 455 00:16:16,050 --> 00:16:17,200 Aah! Run, Austin, run! 456 00:16:17,218 --> 00:16:19,218 We got to get out of here. Aah! 457 00:16:19,370 --> 00:16:22,555 -How many closets does this place have? -I know. So much storage. 458 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,316 Okay, we seated four new tables. 459 00:16:25,509 --> 00:16:27,468 -Whew, I'm kind of beat. -Me, too. 460 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,470 Teddy, you, uh, you saw your check there, right? 461 00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,638 Oh, right, let me, uh... Aah! 462 00:16:31,774 --> 00:16:33,549 Yeah, it's a little higher tonight. 463 00:16:33,609 --> 00:16:35,718 It's fine. What else am I gonna blow my money on? 464 00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,996 Rent? Heart medicine? (chuckles) 465 00:16:38,189 --> 00:16:39,813 So, as long as we can keep stalling Hugo, 466 00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:41,315 I guess we keep going. 467 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,649 And it's fine that we're lying and he's gonna 468 00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,577 -find out at some point, right? -Sure. 469 00:16:44,729 --> 00:16:46,729 And it's fine that Jimmy Pesto is proud of me. 470 00:16:46,789 --> 00:16:49,656 And, hey, if there's no wine left for our valentines, 471 00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:51,342 or if we don't get to 'em at all, 472 00:16:51,535 --> 00:16:53,177 there's always next year, right? 473 00:16:53,329 --> 00:16:55,329 -The important thing is, we were gonna do 'em. -Right. 474 00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,423 Right. Because this was worth it. 475 00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:58,908 So worth it. 476 00:16:58,926 --> 00:17:00,760 Hell yeah, it was worth it. 477 00:17:00,912 --> 00:17:02,578 Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy, what's with all the standing up stuff? 478 00:17:02,638 --> 00:17:04,597 It's been a while. I just want to make sure 479 00:17:04,749 --> 00:17:05,672 Cheryl's doing okay. 480 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,025 No, no, no, no, girls hate it 481 00:17:07,134 --> 00:17:08,417 when you make sure they're doing okay. 482 00:17:08,478 --> 00:17:10,194 -He's on the move. -Hugo, wait, wait. 483 00:17:10,387 --> 00:17:12,088 -No, no, no, no. Hugo. -Trip him. Stab him. 484 00:17:12,148 --> 00:17:14,440 Cheryl, it's Hugo. Are you all right? 485 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,275 She's shy. Give her some room. 486 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,852 You're right, you're right. Clingy me. I'll go back. 487 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,930 Someone's in the other bathroom and I can't make it upstairs 488 00:17:20,948 --> 00:17:23,357 so I need to get in there now. 489 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:26,377 -But my date is in there. -And you are wearing a diaper, Gene, so why don't you... 490 00:17:26,570 --> 00:17:28,529 -Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. -Wha... 491 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:31,132 Oh, my God, she flushed herself down the toilet! 492 00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:36,537 I say we wait till Gene leaves, then check all the nooks 493 00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:37,963 and crannies in there. Who's with me? 494 00:17:38,116 --> 00:17:39,557 She was never here, was she? 495 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,635 -She was... in our hearts? -Yeah, she was. 496 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,379 -Bob, Linda... -You're actually okay 497 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,714 and you're just gonna go home and take a nice bath? 498 00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:49,233 Shut it down. 499 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,960 -No! -That's another way to go. 500 00:17:50,978 --> 00:17:52,812 I'm so sorry. The astronauts were in the capsule, 501 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:55,631 and there was no way to stop the countdown. 502 00:17:55,691 --> 00:17:56,982 (both panting) 503 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,818 -I think we should stop now. -Phew. 504 00:17:58,970 --> 00:18:00,820 -It's over, Austin from camp. -We made it out. 505 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:03,155 Without making out. Should we hug? Probably not. 506 00:18:03,308 --> 00:18:04,824 Right? Right. But, hey, let's remember the time 507 00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:07,143 we kicked Valentine's Day in its heart-shaped butt. 508 00:18:07,161 --> 00:18:08,735 Okay. See you. 509 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:10,922 -(phone chimes) -Oh, a text on the emergency phone. 510 00:18:11,115 --> 00:18:13,257 "Hi, Tina. Happy Valentine's Day." 511 00:18:13,450 --> 00:18:14,817 JIMMY JR.: Heart emoji. 512 00:18:14,836 --> 00:18:16,260 -Aw. -(phone chimes) 513 00:18:16,412 --> 00:18:17,837 Uh, hope you have the emergency phone 514 00:18:17,989 --> 00:18:19,989 instead of your dad, like that one time. 515 00:18:20,049 --> 00:18:21,582 Damn, I love Valentine's Day. 516 00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:23,917 Did you just say you love Valentine's Day? 517 00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,586 Nope. See you. Texting back. 518 00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:28,255 Heart emoji, kiss emoji, wink emoji. 519 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:29,682 Whoops, not vomit emoji. 520 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,425 Uh, announcement. 521 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,503 Urge is closing a little early tonight, like now. 522 00:18:34,564 --> 00:18:35,929 -What? -(disgruntled gasps) 523 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,506 Sorry, people who just got here. 524 00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:39,617 Excuse me, I need to blow out that candle. 525 00:18:39,768 --> 00:18:41,026 (blows) Excuse me. (blows) Excuse me. 526 00:18:41,179 --> 00:18:42,453 What's going on? 527 00:18:42,646 --> 00:18:44,455 We came so close to success, I smelled it. 528 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,624 It smelled weird. Good weird. 529 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,943 To be honest, we were kind of winging it tonight. 530 00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,370 We're really a burger place. 531 00:18:51,522 --> 00:18:53,280 It-It's not fancy, but it's fine. 532 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,708 -My son is usually dressed. -Am I, though? 533 00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:57,209 You know, it's a pretty good deal, too. 534 00:18:57,362 --> 00:18:58,861 This version's kind of a rip-off. 535 00:18:58,921 --> 00:19:01,455 Not a rip-off. I mean, we did charge a lot more, 536 00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:03,141 but we-we threw in candles and stuff. 537 00:19:03,292 --> 00:19:05,868 Yeah, but listen, people, maybe all that junk 538 00:19:05,928 --> 00:19:07,645 just adds to the pressure that everything's 539 00:19:07,796 --> 00:19:09,705 got to be perfect on this one night. 540 00:19:09,765 --> 00:19:12,224 Valentine's can just be with the one you love, 541 00:19:12,377 --> 00:19:13,818 and it doesn't matter where. 542 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,636 This is probably more than we need to hear right now. 543 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,047 It's true. Our Valentine's was just gonna be 544 00:19:18,107 --> 00:19:20,974 us writing down the ten things we love about each other. 545 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:24,387 Like I love that Linda sacrificed her night for this. 546 00:19:24,405 --> 00:19:25,663 Not as much for the money, 547 00:19:25,856 --> 00:19:28,833 but so you guys would have somewhere to go. 548 00:19:28,984 --> 00:19:31,318 I mean, money's good, and I love that Bob's a dreamer 549 00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,579 who just wanted a fancy restaurant for one night. 550 00:19:33,731 --> 00:19:36,415 -And I love... -Oh, my God, are you really doing ten of these? 551 00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:37,750 No, ten's crazy. 552 00:19:37,902 --> 00:19:39,677 I don't know what we were thinking. 553 00:19:39,828 --> 00:19:41,737 -Maybe a couple more? -I love that Linda says "vroom vroom" 554 00:19:41,797 --> 00:19:43,330 when she turns on the coffee maker. 555 00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,074 Oh, I had that one on my list. 556 00:19:45,092 --> 00:19:47,576 I love that Bob's mustache flutters when he sneezes. 557 00:19:47,637 --> 00:19:49,353 I guess Mom and Dad are doing their valentines. 558 00:19:49,546 --> 00:19:51,263 Out loud and in front of strangers. 559 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:54,025 Those romantic sons of bitches. Play something nice. 560 00:19:54,218 --> 00:19:55,601 -Baby-making music? -You know it. 561 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,344 WOMAN: Hugo? 562 00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:59,438 You look exactly like your mother described you. 563 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,682 Cheryl? You're here. What happened? 564 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,276 -Sorry I'm so late. I went to the wrong Urge. -Really? 565 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,186 Yeah. There's one in Bog Harbor. 566 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:08,706 It's more of a sex toy shop with a theater in the back. 567 00:20:08,857 --> 00:20:10,599 Oh. Did you see all my texts? 568 00:20:10,618 --> 00:20:12,877 Well, you turn off your phone when you're in the theater. 569 00:20:13,028 --> 00:20:14,437 I'm kidding. My battery died. 570 00:20:14,455 --> 00:20:15,454 You're delightful. 571 00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:17,623 Bob, re-Urge the place, pronto. 572 00:20:17,775 --> 00:20:19,383 Yeah, we're back in business, baby. 573 00:20:19,576 --> 00:20:22,386 Honestly, I kind of just want to be our old restaurant again. 574 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,555 Tell you what, h-how about a burger? 575 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,039 I'd love a burger. 576 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,299 They're delicious. And afterwards, 577 00:20:27,452 --> 00:20:28,709 you still got a little money left. 578 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,302 You can buy heart medicine and not die. 579 00:20:30,455 --> 00:20:31,896 I'd have a burger. Do you want a burger? 580 00:20:32,089 --> 00:20:33,547 I could go for a burger, yeah. 581 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,882 Valentine's burgers, all right. Anyone else? 582 00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:38,794 -Bob, can you leave a candle on one table? -Sure. 583 00:20:38,854 --> 00:20:40,738 We're doing this again next year, right? 584 00:20:40,931 --> 00:20:42,465 -Eh... -Eh... we'll see. 585 00:20:42,525 --> 00:20:43,966 Or you know what's coming up? 586 00:20:44,026 --> 00:20:45,743 Presidents' Day. Some paper flags. 587 00:20:45,894 --> 00:20:47,470 This guy as a little Lincoln. 588 00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:49,062 Same outfit, just add hat and beard. 589 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:51,474 -I'd eat there. -Oh, I got to grind some meat. 590 00:20:51,534 --> 00:20:52,808 (as steak): "What's happening?" 591 00:20:52,868 --> 00:20:54,085 We're doing burgers, Chuck. 592 00:20:54,236 --> 00:20:55,644 "Wait, what?" Oh, sorry, I... 593 00:20:55,705 --> 00:20:57,813 (chuckles) "Just kidding, I'm into it. 594 00:20:57,873 --> 00:20:59,648 Grind me, Bob. Do it!" 595 00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:03,761 ♪ It's okay, we're just children watching you ♪ 596 00:21:03,954 --> 00:21:08,582 ♪ It's okay, we're just children watching you ♪ 597 00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:11,752 ♪ Just pretend that we're not here ♪ 598 00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:14,997 ♪ As you grope each other's rears ♪ 599 00:21:15,016 --> 00:21:17,850 ♪ Just pretend you're not with us ♪ 600 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:21,337 ♪ Do your hanky-panky business ♪ 601 00:21:21,397 --> 00:21:23,672 -♪ It's okay ♪ -♪ It's okay ♪ 602 00:21:23,691 --> 00:21:26,692 -♪ We're just children watching you ♪ -♪ La, la, la ♪ 603 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,527 -♪ It's okay ♪ -♪ It's okay ♪ 604 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:32,531 ♪ We're just children watching you. ♪ 605 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:33,774 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 606 00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:35,251 and TOYOTA.