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Hey, check this out!
(undulating)
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That's... great.
I think.
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Do you have a super fun hernia?
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It's a belly roll.
Like belly dancers do.
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So put that down
as another career option for me.
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Mom, you're not looking.
(undulating)
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Sorry, honey.
I'm trying to find my phone.
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TINA:
Did you look in the bathroom?
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You usually bring it in there.
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It's not there.
I already looked.
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I had to poop without it. I read
the back of the shampoo bottle,
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-like in the old days.
-(phone buzzes)
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Oh. Not to brag, but I just got
a text on my phone.
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That I didn't lose.
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Teddy's coming over.
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He's gonna help me
take down the vent hood,
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and then we're gonna go pick up
the new one.
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Ah, I love your life.
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I'll be back soon
so we can open for lunch.
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Okay. We should be back from
the shoe store by then, too.
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(singsongy): And someone
will have her new sneakers.
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-It's me!
-Aw, look at her poor toe
poking out.
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LOUISE:
She's going through shoe-berty.
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TINA:
Say hi.
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-Hi!
-Dad?
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Oh. Hi?
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TINA:
How are you?
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I, um... I'm fine.
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You know what, Mom, I'm gonna
have to pass on the shoe store.
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We only shop in the sales racks,
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and they're the saddest place
in the whole world.
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All those mismatched shoes
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staring up at you
from the floor.
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One time, I found a bloody
Band-Aid in one of the shoes.
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Mom bought that pair.
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The Band-Aid wasn't that bloody.
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Dad, can I please go
with you and Teddy?
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Sure. You want to go pick up
a new hood for a grill?
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Oh, you're seriously doing that?
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Ugh, still better
than the sale racks.
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Huh. Should I go
with Mom or with Dad?
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It's a real Kramer vs. Kramer.
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Which I think was
a Seinfeld episode.
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Well, pick someone, 'cause
you're not staying here alone.
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And not because I don't want you
to find Mommy's special crackers
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that I don't really have.
Forget I said anything.
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Alone? Gene can't be anywhere
by himself.
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I beg your pardon?
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You still make Mom hide with you
when we play hide-and-seek.
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And you hate brushing your teeth
by yourself.
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That's why we do it together.
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We're the Supreme Court
Brush-tices!
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And you get dressed
in our room every morning,
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even if we're still asleep.
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I change in your room because
sometimes Ken uses my room
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for his sunrise yoga class
that he substitute-teaches.
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I like Yoga Ken.
So flexible.
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-Ken's not real.
-If Ken's not real,
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then how did we FaceTime
for two hours last night?
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(sighs) Okay. Uh, I'm going down
to meet Teddy.
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-Wait for me.
-I'll stay here
and do more of this.
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(undulating)
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Where are you, you stupid,
stupid, stupid phone?!
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Maybe try talking
a little nicer to it?
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Just a thought.
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(grunts)
Okay. We're getting there.
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-Keep holding it.
-(strained): Got it.
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(grunts) Thanks again for
helping out with this, Teddy.
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No prob, Bobby.
There's nowhere I'd rather be.
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Not even my cousin's wedding
today.
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Wait, what? Teddy,
you didn't have to do this.
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It's fine. It's just
my mother's brother's son.
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So cocky
'cause he found true love.
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Anyway, today's about you.
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New hood, new life.
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Pretty exciting.
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Well, new to us.
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It's from a guy
on a message board
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who's selling a refurbished one.
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It's way less expensive
than a new hood.
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Oh. So you're buying
another old hood.
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Well, it's not old--
it's refurbished.
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That's a fancy word for "old."
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So, you found this guy
on a message board, huh?
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Y-Yeah. Why are you saying it
like that?
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It's just... don't people
who post ads on the Internet
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turn out to be, you know,
psycho murderers?
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Eh. Some people just want
to sell you a pull-up bar,
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then be your friend and move in
with you for a while.
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I'm pretty sure
this guy's legit.
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He sells a lot
of refurbished appliances.
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-Old appliances.
-Besides,
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wouldn't it be the buyer
who's the psycho,
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not the seller
who gives you their address
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and trusts you
to come to their home?
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Yeah, but what if their home
turns out to be a dungeon?
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Oh, yeah. What if their home
turns out to be a dungeon?
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Okay, guys, if their home is a
dungeon, we won't buy the hood.
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'Cause we'll be getting murdered
in the dungeon.
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Eh. I'm gonna miss you guys
so much.
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But, Teddy, you'd be with us.
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We'd be together.
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No, I'd get away.
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Then I'd miss you so much.
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Well, if you get away,
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you can call the police.
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-Then you can save us.
-Eh.
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The guy'd probably kill you
before the police get there.
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But I could try.
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-Thanks, Teddy.
-GENE: Hey! Teddy!
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You haven't seen my cool
new trick yet, you lucky man.
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(undulating)
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Oh, that's fun, Gene.
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It's like you swallowed
a water bed.
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(scoffs) Why are flecks
of moisture hitting me?
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(strained): Gene, we're...
kind of busy at the moment.
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Oh, boo.
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-Okay. R-Ready, Bob?
-Yeah.
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-(strained): Oh, God.
-You said you were ready!
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I know, I did, I'm just...
(grunts) not strong.
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No, you are not.
No offense.
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(grunts)
None taken.
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Hmm. Maybe I'll go
with you guys.
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Teddy's got a truck,
and a truck trip could be fun.
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Although Mom likes to sing
while she drives,
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and I do enjoy that.
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A lot of swerving to the music,
honking to the beat.
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Will there be singing
in the truck?
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-(grunting)
-I think it's gonna be
a lot of this.
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BOB:
All right, let's put it
against the wall.
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TEDDY:
Lea-Lean it this way.
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-The weight's all in the back.
-LOUISE: Just like Dad.
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Eh, I think I'm gonna go
with Mom and Tina.
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I just remembered
that the shoe store gives out
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free crushed pretzels
on the floor.
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Ugh, where are you, phone?
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-Okay, it's ringing.
-Don't hear it.
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Don't hear it.
Don't hear it.
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Tina, honey, maybe you
saying that over and over again
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is gonna make it hard
to hear the phone?
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I mean, I'm not questioning
your process, but okay.
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Wait till Mom and Tina
hear the good news.
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Oh, before we leave,
I should probably get my Casio,
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grab my day planner, ooh,
and do one of those auto-reply
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"I'm out of the office" e-mails.
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Ugh, this isn't working.
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I don't know
where my dumb phone is.
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Maybe you accidentally put it
in a burger?
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No, I'm always really careful
about that.
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Well, I guess we should leave
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if we want to get back
before lunch.
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I can live without my phone
for a couple hours.
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I'll have to make real faces
instead of sending emojo-people.
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Wait, Gene's going
with Dad, right?
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Yeah, I think so.
He went downstairs.
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If I find any shoe Band-Aids,
I'm not sharing them with him.
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Okay, let's head out so we
can be back in time for lunch.
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Wait, is Gene coming with us?
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No, he said he wanted to go
with Mom and Tina.
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Who's driving?
Oh, yeah. Me.
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And Robin goes in the back
on the way home.
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-Who's Robin?
-The hood.
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Dad, keep up.
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God, I'm trying
to make this fun.
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I get it, I get it.
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Mom? Tina?
I'm going with you!
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I call the whole back seat
so I can do that thing
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where I pretend I'm in an Uber!
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Where are you guys?
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Hmm.
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(grunting)
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Hello?
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Maybe they're doing a prank
I'm not enjoying.
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I'll go get the key.
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They're gonna get an earful!
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Dad?
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Louise?
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Huh.
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Hello?!
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Hello?
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Hello...!
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Oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God!
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Okay, okay. It's fine.
Everything's fine.
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I know what to do.
Call Mom.
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I know her number. It's gonna be
the first tattoo I get.
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-(phone buzzing)
-Wait, what?
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Why is the couch farting?
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Mom's phone?
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A nickel?
A peanut M&M? (chewing)
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Okay, calling Dad.
What's Dad's number?
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I don't know it!
The digits were so random!
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Oh! It's written on the fridge!
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Aah! I can't read
the last three numbers!
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They're smudged over
with some sort of sauce!
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Ketchup. Figures.
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Aah! What do I do?!
What do I do...?!
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(mimics phone ringing)
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Guess I'd better get that.
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Hello? Hi! Ken!
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I know you called me,
but let me go first
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because you're
not gonna believe this.
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I'm home alone!
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Yeah, no, that's right.
Mom and Tina were upstairs
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in the apartment and...
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Dad, Louise and Teddy
were in the restaurant.
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And then I guess
they didn't bother to make sure
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that their most special boy
in the whole wide world
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was with either of them
when they left
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and drove out
of my life forever!
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No, Ken, I will not calm down!
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You calm down!
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I know you're calm.
You're always calm, Mr. CBD Oil.
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Okay, okay.
Breathing, breathing.
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Thank you, Ken.
The beatboxing helps.
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(sighs)
Maybe you're right.
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Maybe I should look at this
as a good thing.
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I mean, I can do anything I want
right now.
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The apartment is my oyster!
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Oh. Oyster sauce.
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(Tina whistles)
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The full-price section.
Hot damn.
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Don't look, Tina. Don't look.
We're not full-price people.
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Okay. So clean here.
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Tina, I said don't look.
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Keep moving, keep moving.
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And here we are.
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The sales racks!
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CHILD:
No, no, no, no, no!
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I don't want a shoe!
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No...!
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Hold my hand, honey.
Stay close to me.
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Hi, are you Bob?
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Yeah-- yes, hi. Uh, this is
Teddy and my daughter Louise.
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Are you Adam?
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Yep. Adam Appliances.
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That's a nickname I'm trying
to start for myself.
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-Because I sell appliances.
-Nice.
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Uh, well, so here's the hood.
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Feel free to check it out.
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Don't want you to think
you're getting...
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hoodwinked.
(laughing)
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(laughs)
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Oh, Adam Appliances.
245
00:08:01,264 --> 00:08:03,206
Huh. Great.
Uh, thanks.
246
00:08:03,225 --> 00:08:04,708
So, lot of merchandise, huh?
247
00:08:04,768 --> 00:08:06,818
There a lot of people coming in
and out of here?
248
00:08:06,970 --> 00:08:08,135
(chuckles)
That's right.
249
00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:09,713
-But are they, Adam?
-Are they what?
250
00:08:09,773 --> 00:08:10,989
Coming in and out?
251
00:08:11,182 --> 00:08:12,324
Louise. Uh, sorry.
252
00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:15,051
She's, uh...
gets excited around, um,
253
00:08:15,070 --> 00:08:17,237
refurbished restaurant supplies.
254
00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:19,331
This, uh, looks good.
All the right, uh,
255
00:08:19,482 --> 00:08:21,315
hood... parts.
We'll-we'll take it.
256
00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:23,818
Oh, great, great.
Well, water it once a week
257
00:08:23,879 --> 00:08:25,061
and give it lots of sunlight.
258
00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:26,338
-(chuckles)
-(laughs)
259
00:08:26,507 --> 00:08:28,398
-This guy. (sighs)
-Yeah, that's funny.
260
00:08:28,458 --> 00:08:30,900
Uh, so you posted
that you're selling it for $350?
261
00:08:30,919 --> 00:08:32,752
-Yep.
-All right. Here you go.
262
00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:35,755
Uh, it's a-a lot of singles
and, um...
263
00:08:35,907 --> 00:08:38,258
uh, hold on--
some, um, loose change.
264
00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:41,002
Um, you-you can count it all out
if you like.
265
00:08:41,063 --> 00:08:43,596
Okay. Guess we'll start
with the pennies.
266
00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,081
One, two.
267
00:08:45,141 --> 00:08:46,024
This is a button.
268
00:08:46,217 --> 00:08:47,433
Oh. Sorry.
269
00:08:47,586 --> 00:08:49,176
GENE:
Mom's special crackers!
270
00:08:49,238 --> 00:08:51,178
Mom's special crackers!
Yep,
271
00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,864
they were in her closet
in a shoebox labeled
272
00:08:53,016 --> 00:08:54,424
"Do not open. Spiders."
273
00:08:54,526 --> 00:08:56,593
Now I want to know where
she keeps her spiders.
274
00:08:56,611 --> 00:08:59,112
Yeah, I'm sitting in their bed,
eating the crackers,
275
00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,855
'cause no one's here
telling me not to.
276
00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,099
Okay, what should we do next?
277
00:09:03,159 --> 00:09:05,451
-(dance music playing)
-Take that, Louise's "No Getting
Out All My Collectibles
278
00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:07,954
and Having a Rave in My Room"
rule!
279
00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:09,047
Yeah!
280
00:09:09,198 --> 00:09:10,440
"I had that dream again
281
00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:12,108
"where everyone's butts
had eyebrows,
282
00:09:12,127 --> 00:09:13,218
and they called them
'thighbrows.'"
283
00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:15,053
And there's a drawing here.
284
00:09:15,246 --> 00:09:16,629
Want me to fax it
to your secretary?
285
00:09:16,782 --> 00:09:18,223
(singsongy):
Holding all the spoons!
286
00:09:18,416 --> 00:09:20,041
Holding
all the spoons!
287
00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,560
Holding all the spoons!
288
00:09:21,753 --> 00:09:24,896
Ooh, Tina! I found one shoe
that's in your size.
289
00:09:25,048 --> 00:09:27,624
-You want to try it on?
-Okay. Let's give this a shot.
290
00:09:27,726 --> 00:09:29,901
Feels good.
Maybe I don't need two shoes.
291
00:09:30,053 --> 00:09:31,628
(chuckles):
Who am I, Kate Middleton?
292
00:09:31,688 --> 00:09:34,130
Excuse me! Do you have
the other one of these sneakers?
293
00:09:34,190 --> 00:09:35,982
Everything we have is out here.
Sorry.
294
00:09:36,118 --> 00:09:38,151
But there was only one shoe
in this box.
295
00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:40,245
(sighs): Yeah.
Shoes go missing all the time.
296
00:09:40,438 --> 00:09:43,248
People shove them in the wrong
box or just... throw them.
297
00:09:43,441 --> 00:09:45,066
I don't know why they do
these things.
298
00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,976
I just try
to get through each day.
299
00:09:47,037 --> 00:09:48,369
Ooh, look at those shooties.
300
00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:49,829
-What are shooties?
-You know,
301
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,073
they're like if a shoe
and a boot had a baby.
302
00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:53,316
They're so cute.
303
00:09:53,335 --> 00:09:55,093
And it's so peaceful over there.
304
00:09:55,286 --> 00:09:56,986
And so... not sad.
305
00:09:57,005 --> 00:09:59,080
-And nobody's smoking.
-I'm gonna go try 'em on.
306
00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:01,507
Just for fun.
Nothing wrong with that, right?
307
00:10:01,660 --> 00:10:03,918
You want to go
to the full-priced section?
308
00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:05,103
You want to go to the big show?
309
00:10:05,254 --> 00:10:06,771
Not to buy, just to try.
310
00:10:06,964 --> 00:10:07,997
You want to come?
311
00:10:08,058 --> 00:10:09,274
I sure as shootie want to come.
312
00:10:09,425 --> 00:10:11,184
Okay, Bob, you're all set.
313
00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,445
Unless you want to buy
a refurbished vacuum.
314
00:10:13,596 --> 00:10:16,263
-Oh, no, thanks.
-No, wait, wait, wait.
L-Let me show you.
315
00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:17,782
-(loud whirring)
-So, it's kind of loud!
316
00:10:17,975 --> 00:10:19,100
Uh, but that's fine!
317
00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:21,694
You can scream
and no one can hear it!
318
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:22,937
(screams)
319
00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:23,938
-(whirring stops)
-See?
320
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,439
Oh, yeah. I see.
321
00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:28,034
Oh, Adam, uh, can I get
a receipt? For my taxes.
322
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,327
You know about taxes, Dad?
323
00:10:29,521 --> 00:10:31,278
-Um, kind of.
-Okay, sure.
324
00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:34,524
I'll get you a receipt.
I don't have any paper out here.
325
00:10:34,542 --> 00:10:36,042
Let me go inside
and write you up one.
326
00:10:36,194 --> 00:10:37,636
-I'll be right back.
-Thanks.
327
00:10:37,787 --> 00:10:39,879
Feel free to look around.
That's a tortilla press.
328
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,715
Or if you stick your hand in it,
it's a hand press.
329
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:43,808
Hand-wich, anyone?
330
00:10:44,001 --> 00:10:46,144
(laughs)
Good one!
331
00:10:46,295 --> 00:10:47,553
Do we want to discuss the fact
332
00:10:47,706 --> 00:10:49,296
that he's talking
about eating hands,
333
00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:52,299
and he basically gave us
a blueprint of his murder plan?
334
00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:53,652
What do you mean?
335
00:10:53,845 --> 00:10:56,655
The vacuum?
To cover up our screams? Hello?
336
00:10:56,848 --> 00:10:59,824
I think he was just trying
to sell us a really loud vacuum.
337
00:10:59,976 --> 00:11:01,326
I scream when I vacuum.
338
00:11:01,519 --> 00:11:03,144
But that's just 'cause
I don't like doing it.
339
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,221
(humming)
340
00:11:05,281 --> 00:11:08,333
Yes, Ken, I do kind of feel like
the bartenders in Coyote Ugly.
341
00:11:08,526 --> 00:11:10,168
Hey, should I go
in the kitchen?
342
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,170
Yeah, I think I should, too.
343
00:11:12,321 --> 00:11:13,413
Hmm.
344
00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:15,248
Hamburger buns.
I'm gonna eat 'em.
345
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,900
Oh, that's a much better idea.
346
00:11:16,918 --> 00:11:18,843
I should definitely put them
through the meat grinder
347
00:11:18,995 --> 00:11:20,679
and make bun-burgers.
348
00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:22,739
The burger is the bun, and the
bun is the bun. It's perfect!
349
00:11:22,799 --> 00:11:24,424
This is the kind of thing
Dad would never let me do,
350
00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:26,834
but once he tried it,
he'd be like,
351
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,687
"I love my brilliant bun son!"
352
00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:30,246
(metallic thud)
353
00:11:30,306 --> 00:11:33,674
Huh. That was a weird sound.
354
00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,509
Aah! What the hell?!
355
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:37,862
(groans)
I can't open the door!
356
00:11:38,055 --> 00:11:39,847
Help! Ken, call the Coast Guard!
357
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,257
Call the CSI basement people!
358
00:11:41,359 --> 00:11:43,142
Call Richard Belzer and Ice-T!
359
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,328
Call Mariska Hargitay!
360
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,858
(groans)
The door's wedged shut!
361
00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:53,194
Yes, Ken,
I am pushing with my core.
362
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:55,939
Sorry, not all of us have time
to do Kundalini yoga
363
00:11:55,957 --> 00:11:57,123
for two hours every day!
364
00:11:57,275 --> 00:11:58,866
Aah! Looks like
I'm stuck down here
365
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,534
until Mom and Dad get back.
366
00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:02,053
At least I've got these buns
for nourishment.
367
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,630
And all the basement food,
aka bottom snacks.
368
00:12:04,783 --> 00:12:06,391
Dad always tells me not
to call them that.
369
00:12:06,584 --> 00:12:09,710
Taking a while for him
to write that receipt, huh?
370
00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:11,621
Maybe he's doing
a pre-murder pep talk?
371
00:12:11,723 --> 00:12:13,639
-Psyching himself up?
-Louise.
372
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:15,141
Ugh, we got to leave soon
373
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,642
if we're gonna make it back
before lunch.
374
00:12:16,795 --> 00:12:20,813
Adam? Mister, um...
Mr. Appliances?
375
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,073
Should we just go?
376
00:12:22,266 --> 00:12:24,225
Uh, I kind of need that receipt.
377
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,910
This hood is
a pretty big business expense,
378
00:12:26,062 --> 00:12:28,654
and I was gonna deduct it, which
I'm pretty sure is a thing.
379
00:12:28,807 --> 00:12:31,157
I bet he's in there right now
sharpening his gun.
380
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,493
He's not a murderer, Louise.
381
00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:35,086
Hello? Adam?
382
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,571
Okay, I guess I'm gonna go in?
383
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,165
-You are?
-Yeah.
384
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,334
-You stay out here.
-Oh, we stay out here? Really?
385
00:12:41,486 --> 00:12:43,319
-Why is that, Father?
-Just because.
386
00:12:43,379 --> 00:12:45,321
Because he might be a murderer.
387
00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:47,323
-No. Well, maybe.
-I'll go with you, Bob.
388
00:12:47,383 --> 00:12:49,659
Or, Teddy,
you could go by yourself?
389
00:12:49,719 --> 00:12:50,751
No way, no.
390
00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,253
Okay, let's just
all go in, then.
391
00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,680
Louise, stay behind me.
392
00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:55,999
Adam? Hello?
393
00:12:56,059 --> 00:12:57,609
Look at all that bleach.
394
00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:59,277
That stuff is great for
getting out bloodstains, right?
395
00:12:59,470 --> 00:13:00,945
Blood, sweat and tears.
396
00:13:01,097 --> 00:13:02,429
End of most days,
I got all three.
397
00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:05,008
Wow. I love how
it's two shoes that match.
398
00:13:05,026 --> 00:13:06,284
-I know, right?
-(whimpers)
399
00:13:06,477 --> 00:13:08,269
I feel like
a New York businesswoman.
400
00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:10,346
Hey, Mr. Big Boss,
I don't need this job.
401
00:13:10,406 --> 00:13:12,031
I'm gonna quit
and move to Vermont
402
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,850
and make baby applesauce.
403
00:13:13,852 --> 00:13:15,184
Hi, red carpet reporter.
404
00:13:15,286 --> 00:13:17,020
What am I wearing?
Two matching shoes.
405
00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,855
Oh. You're over here now.
406
00:13:18,857 --> 00:13:21,357
Just so you know, moving shoes
from here to the sales rack
407
00:13:21,417 --> 00:13:23,117
doesn't magically
make them on sale.
408
00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:25,211
You'd be surprised
how many people think that.
409
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:28,197
No, no, no. We're not
doing that. We're just looking.
410
00:13:28,258 --> 00:13:30,216
Well, if you need any help,
I'll be trying
411
00:13:30,368 --> 00:13:32,035
to take care
of everything in the store
412
00:13:32,053 --> 00:13:33,870
-because
they didn't hire enough people.
-Okay, bye.
413
00:13:33,888 --> 00:13:35,388
Come on. Let's try on
these cowboy boots.
414
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,223
We can be
cowgirl-businesswomen.
415
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:39,651
We're gonna be yee-hot...
and good at our jobs.
416
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:42,803
And that's why I think
ostriches should wear britches
417
00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:44,138
and be called "ost-britches."
418
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,490
Ken, are you listening?
419
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:47,474
Well, it just seems
like you're distracted.
420
00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:49,735
No, no, no, no, don't get off
yet. I want to keep talking.
421
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:53,222
If you need to read your e-mail,
read your e-mail. I can wait.
422
00:13:53,283 --> 00:13:54,574
Oh. You're reading it out loud.
423
00:13:54,726 --> 00:13:57,151
Wow. So many e-mails
from The Edge.
424
00:13:57,212 --> 00:13:59,170
How long have you known U2?
425
00:13:59,322 --> 00:14:01,655
You grew up
with Larry Mullen Jr.?!
426
00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:03,399
Hello?
427
00:14:03,418 --> 00:14:06,994
Hello? Um,
we're in your kitchen now.
428
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,422
Sorry to be...
so in your house.
429
00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:12,833
But, uh, we're curious
how it's going with the receipt.
430
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:15,761
I wonder which of our faces
he's going to wear as a mask.
431
00:14:15,914 --> 00:14:18,097
I don't know.
Could be a Goldilocks situation.
432
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:21,025
-One's too big,
one's too little.
-Mm.
433
00:14:21,177 --> 00:14:23,010
Gosh, you'd think
434
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,029
Adam Appliances would have some
better ones in his own kitchen.
435
00:14:25,222 --> 00:14:28,366
A two-slice toaster?
What is this, 1985?
436
00:14:28,559 --> 00:14:31,427
Normally I'd hate
being left alone like this.
437
00:14:31,446 --> 00:14:33,429
You know, 'cause being
by myself isn't my thing.
438
00:14:33,489 --> 00:14:35,781
But at least I have you
to talk to, Ken.
439
00:14:35,934 --> 00:14:37,041
What do mean you have to go?
440
00:14:37,234 --> 00:14:38,951
Your short film is
winning an award
441
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,361
at the Montreal Film Festival?
442
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:42,029
Well, of course
I'm happy for you.
443
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,456
I know
it's your passion project,
444
00:14:43,608 --> 00:14:45,032
and it took you forever
to clear the rights,
445
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,384
and Jessica Chastain
is a revelation,
446
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,720
but I need you
to stay on the phone with me!
447
00:14:48,913 --> 00:14:50,722
Don't tell me I'll be fine!
448
00:14:50,915 --> 00:14:52,056
No! No! Don't hang up!
449
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:55,685
Ken? Ken?! Hello? Ken!
450
00:14:59,757 --> 00:15:01,900
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
Aah, voice mail again!
451
00:15:02,051 --> 00:15:03,550
Ken, I'm gonna keep
leaving you messages
452
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:06,312
because you hung up
and left me alone! Ugh!
453
00:15:06,464 --> 00:15:08,055
I hope
that you go to a bagel store
454
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:10,575
where they sell
Montreal-style bagels,
455
00:15:10,726 --> 00:15:12,151
and they run out of them
right as you walk in.
456
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:14,412
Sorry, I didn't mean that.
Goodbye. (grunts)
457
00:15:14,563 --> 00:15:17,974
Oh, no! Now how is Ken supposed
to call me back?!
458
00:15:17,992 --> 00:15:20,234
On a fork?
That's ridiculous!
459
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:22,995
Okay, Adam,
we're in your living room now.
460
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,422
Just really need
that receipt, buddy.
461
00:15:24,615 --> 00:15:26,407
Wait. Are you holding
a butter knife?
462
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,317
-You butter believe it.
-Is it from Adam's kitchen?
463
00:15:28,419 --> 00:15:30,411
No, I walk around with
butter knives. Yes, of course.
464
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,505
Teddy, are you holding
a cheese grater?
465
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,766
Yeah. Did you not grab anything
from the kitchen?
466
00:15:34,917 --> 00:15:37,084
(sighs) Okay, you know what?
This is too weird.
467
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,919
Forget the receipt.
Probably better to live
468
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,421
than to have a deduction.
469
00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,014
I think I read that
on a fortune cookie.
470
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,666
Come on, let's go.
471
00:15:43,726 --> 00:15:45,168
(all screaming)
472
00:15:45,228 --> 00:15:46,927
Oh, my God!
Please don't kill us!
473
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,613
-What?!
-I'll grate you!
474
00:15:48,764 --> 00:15:50,931
Is that my cheese grater?
Wait. Is that my butter knife?
475
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:54,118
Yes, and it's very serrated. Are
you sure it's a butter knife?
476
00:15:54,311 --> 00:15:55,861
Yeah, I should know that.
It is mine.
477
00:15:56,014 --> 00:15:58,122
-Why are you in my house?
-We were looking for you.
478
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,700
You were taking so long
with the receipt, and we were...
479
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,018
we weren't sure what to do.
480
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,369
I had to go to the bathroom.
481
00:16:03,521 --> 00:16:04,778
We were shouting your name.
482
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,522
The fan was on
if you need to know everything.
483
00:16:06,582 --> 00:16:08,949
Ugh. This is exactly
what my wife said would happen
484
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,451
if I started this business.
485
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,286
You give strangers
from the Internet your address,
486
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,638
and they'll come in your house
487
00:16:13,831 --> 00:16:15,640
and kill you
with your own cheese grater.
488
00:16:15,791 --> 00:16:17,291
-No, I wasn't gonna kill you.
-No, Adam, no, no.
489
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,718
-We're, we're not...
-I mean, it'd be hard with this.
490
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:20,627
I knew there was something off
about you guys.
491
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,129
You with all that change.
492
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:24,298
Who would do something
like that to someone?
493
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,652
I'm sorry. I-I mean, to be fair,
change is money.
494
00:16:27,803 --> 00:16:29,988
I know it's annoying money,
but it still counts.
495
00:16:30,181 --> 00:16:31,881
Dad, don't.
496
00:16:31,899 --> 00:16:33,140
Here is your receipt, sir.
497
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:35,142
Uh, thanks.
We're gonna go now.
498
00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:36,719
Yeah, I think
that's best you do.
499
00:16:36,738 --> 00:16:37,996
-Here.
-(shrieks)
500
00:16:38,147 --> 00:16:39,722
-Just put it on the table.
-Yup, yup, okay.
501
00:16:39,741 --> 00:16:43,984
Arr! Pirate and Go-Go Dancer
fight for the galaxy!
502
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,503
-Arr!
-Groovy!
503
00:16:45,696 --> 00:16:48,339
So, are you guys sure
you don't need any help?
504
00:16:48,491 --> 00:16:51,067
Nope, nope. Uh, ju-just
making some decisions.
505
00:16:51,127 --> 00:16:52,418
Lot of boxes on the floor.
506
00:16:52,570 --> 00:16:53,845
We're gonna put them all back.
507
00:16:53,996 --> 00:16:55,254
Except for the ones that we buy.
508
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,073
Uh-huh. And how many pairs
do you think
509
00:16:57,091 --> 00:16:58,424
you'll be purchasing today?
510
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,910
I mean, uh,
maybe those sneakers over there?
511
00:17:00,928 --> 00:17:02,353
You know, when they go on sale.
512
00:17:02,546 --> 00:17:04,355
Are there some of these
I can start putting away?
513
00:17:04,507 --> 00:17:07,859
Uh, yeah, I guess the boots
and the... the moon shoes.
514
00:17:08,052 --> 00:17:09,193
And the gladiator sandals.
515
00:17:09,386 --> 00:17:11,178
Oh, and-and the moccasins, too.
516
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,679
Those looked really good
on you.
517
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:13,939
They did, right?
518
00:17:14,092 --> 00:17:15,591
-Here, I-I'll put those away.
-Oh.
519
00:17:15,610 --> 00:17:18,427
Look, we're sorry. It's just,
we just wanted to know
520
00:17:18,488 --> 00:17:20,613
what it felt like to shop
in the nice shoe section.
521
00:17:20,765 --> 00:17:23,266
Where they have all the sizes
and the shoes come in pairs.
522
00:17:23,326 --> 00:17:25,434
And the lights aren't blinking
off and on over here.
523
00:17:25,453 --> 00:17:27,211
And there isn't anything
dripping from the ceiling.
524
00:17:27,404 --> 00:17:29,455
I get it.
The sales racks are rough.
525
00:17:29,607 --> 00:17:31,290
I found a toe
over there yesterday.
526
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,551
-Oh, God.
-Ah, I think it was a toe.
527
00:17:33,702 --> 00:17:36,387
The police have it.
Anyway, I-I'll tell you what.
528
00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:38,464
I can give you 20% off
those sneakers.
529
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:39,891
-How about that?
-Really?!
530
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,559
-Yeah.
-Thank you!
531
00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:43,286
-Sure.
-Or maybe I don't do
the sneakers?
532
00:17:43,346 --> 00:17:45,304
I do the big boots, and
I'm Big Booty Tina from now on?
533
00:17:45,456 --> 00:17:47,398
-No, no, no, no, no, no,
do the sneakers.
-Okay.
534
00:17:47,591 --> 00:17:51,143
Aah, I hate this!
No family, no Ken.
535
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,979
Stuck here in the basement
with just myself.
536
00:17:54,132 --> 00:17:55,481
Why did Ken do this?!
537
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,349
Why did my totally real friend
hang up on me?
538
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,243
Doesn't he know
this is my worst nightmare?
539
00:17:59,436 --> 00:18:01,304
No one to talk to but myself?
540
00:18:01,364 --> 00:18:03,397
Wait.
Did Ken do this on purpose?
541
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:06,642
Is this a test?
He does like to test me.
542
00:18:06,661 --> 00:18:08,252
Like that time
he tested my self-control
543
00:18:08,445 --> 00:18:10,070
by asking me
to hold his ice cream cone
544
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,497
while he went to go poo poo.
545
00:18:11,649 --> 00:18:14,667
Maybe this is...
a being-with-myself test.
546
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,319
Okay, then, I'll try it.
547
00:18:16,420 --> 00:18:19,155
I'll try being alone
with my thoughts?
548
00:18:19,257 --> 00:18:21,674
♪ Green peppers give me gas ♪
549
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:24,418
♪ Unless they're in a scone ♪
550
00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:27,105
♪ These are thoughts
I'm thinking ♪
551
00:18:27,298 --> 00:18:29,423
♪ When I'm all alone ♪
552
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:32,259
♪ Is taupe a real color? ♪
553
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,612
♪ I wanna free solo
up that shelf ♪
554
00:18:34,763 --> 00:18:39,342
♪ These are things I'm thinking
when I'm by myself ♪
555
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:42,011
♪ My knees have weird wrinkles ♪
556
00:18:42,071 --> 00:18:44,122
♪ My butt makes weird sounds ♪
557
00:18:44,273 --> 00:18:47,016
♪ Maybe I can still have fun
with no one else around ♪
558
00:18:47,034 --> 00:18:51,945
♪ I'm gonna keep thinkin'
'cause it's keepin' me calm ♪
559
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:55,207
♪ Robots and music
and banh mi from Vietnam ♪
560
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:59,712
♪ I enjoy being with people,
maybe too much ♪
561
00:18:59,864 --> 00:19:02,956
♪ And Ken is a delight
but maybe kind of a crutch ♪
562
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:07,478
♪ I didn't think I'd feel
this way till I was grown ♪
563
00:19:07,630 --> 00:19:10,890
♪ But it turns out
I'm fine being here ♪
564
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:14,393
♪ On my own! ♪
565
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:17,380
Ken,
you brilliant son of a bitch!
566
00:19:17,398 --> 00:19:19,048
We're back!
567
00:19:19,066 --> 00:19:20,807
You might not recognize me
'cause of my new sneakers,
568
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:22,568
but, um, it's me. Tina.
569
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:26,055
Tina?! Oh, God, okay.
I'm glad you cleared that up.
570
00:19:26,157 --> 00:19:27,890
Look at that shiny new hood.
571
00:19:27,909 --> 00:19:29,725
It's refurbished.
Fancy word for old.
572
00:19:29,785 --> 00:19:33,153
Well, sorry we took so long.
We had a little shoe-cation.
573
00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:34,747
It's okay. We took a while, too.
574
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,916
We kind of mistook
a totally harmless person
575
00:19:37,068 --> 00:19:40,252
for being a murderer and then
we trespassed in his house.
576
00:19:40,405 --> 00:19:42,071
Sounds fun. Hey, where's Gene?
577
00:19:42,089 --> 00:19:44,164
-I thought he was with you.
-I thought he was with you!
578
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:46,017
-Oh, my God!
-Oh, my God!
579
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:48,427
ALL:
Gene?! Gene?!
580
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,595
My toys!
581
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:50,671
My diary!
582
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,415
My crackers!
583
00:19:52,433 --> 00:19:54,174
♪ Bun-burger, bun-burger,
bun-burger ♪
584
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:56,009
-♪ Bun-burger. ♪
-He's here!
585
00:19:56,145 --> 00:19:57,844
-Gene!
-Mom! Dad!
586
00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:59,438
Oh, we're so sorry, Gene.
587
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,424
We didn't mean
to leave you by yourself.
588
00:20:01,484 --> 00:20:03,016
I thought
you were with your dad.
589
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:04,760
And I thought
you were with your mom.
590
00:20:04,779 --> 00:20:06,853
Are you all right? We know
you don't love being alone.
591
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,188
Or being trapped in a basement.
592
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:09,856
We were almost trapped
in a basement.
593
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,267
Yeah, we almost died.
594
00:20:11,327 --> 00:20:13,193
No, we weren't,
and no, we didn't.
595
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:14,270
You know, it actually
wasn't that bad.
596
00:20:14,288 --> 00:20:15,955
I had Ken for a lot of it.
597
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,382
But then he had to go accept
this award, and I was alone,
598
00:20:18,575 --> 00:20:20,384
but that turned out
to be okay, too.
599
00:20:20,536 --> 00:20:23,203
Really? That's, uh...
that's good.
600
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,114
Uh, what's going on
with the meat grinder?
601
00:20:25,132 --> 00:20:26,298
Big changes
at the restaurant, Dad.
602
00:20:26,451 --> 00:20:27,950
I don't want to give it away,
603
00:20:28,010 --> 00:20:30,119
but let's just say
it rhymes with "dun durgers."
604
00:20:30,179 --> 00:20:32,455
Oh, my Geenie Weenie,
Mommy's so sorry!
605
00:20:32,556 --> 00:20:34,715
Mwah-mwah-mwah! Mwah!
Mwah-mwah-mwah!
606
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,308
It's okay, Mom.
607
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:37,977
Huh. You're kind of
letting them off pretty easy.
608
00:20:38,129 --> 00:20:40,071
I would maybe look
for a lawyer if I were you?
609
00:20:40,264 --> 00:20:42,465
No lawyers.
Come on. Let's go upstairs.
610
00:20:42,525 --> 00:20:44,467
So, you found
my special crackers, huh?
611
00:20:44,527 --> 00:20:46,652
-Yup. Ken and I did.
-How is Ken?
612
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:49,080
GENE:
Busy as always.
And he's microdosing.
613
00:20:49,273 --> 00:20:50,823
That's... You know what?
614
00:20:50,975 --> 00:20:54,252
Just tell him thanks
for keeping you company.
615
00:20:54,403 --> 00:20:55,920
♪ My knees have weird wrinkles ♪
616
00:20:56,071 --> 00:20:57,997
♪ My butt makes weird sounds ♪
617
00:20:58,149 --> 00:21:01,500
♪ Maybe I can still have fun
with no one else around ♪
618
00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:05,579
♪ I'm gonna keep thinkin'
'cause it's keepin' me calm ♪
619
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:09,492
♪ Robots and music
and banh mi from Vietnam ♪
620
00:21:09,552 --> 00:21:13,512
♪ I enjoy being with people,
maybe too much ♪
621
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:17,591
♪ And Ken is a delight
but maybe kind of a crutch ♪
622
00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:21,020
♪ I didn't think I'd feel
this way till I was grown ♪
623
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:24,115
♪ But it turns out
I'm fine being here ♪
624
00:21:24,308 --> 00:21:27,176
♪ On my own. ♪
625
00:21:27,194 --> 00:21:28,177
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