1 00:00:02,394 --> 00:00:04,336 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:19,503 --> 00:00:21,520 LINDA: You know I'd love to come over 3 00:00:21,671 --> 00:00:24,248 and take a look at your couch, Gayle, but I can't tonight 4 00:00:24,266 --> 00:00:28,527 because I have to help the kids with homework. 5 00:00:28,678 --> 00:00:30,362 Yeah, they all have big tests tomorrow. 6 00:00:30,589 --> 00:00:31,196 We do? 7 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,365 Shush, shush. Yeah, on Saturday. 8 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:34,608 Saturday test. 9 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:36,093 These kids today. I tell ya. 10 00:00:36,111 --> 00:00:38,520 Uh-oh. The hamburgers are burning. I got to go. 11 00:00:38,614 --> 00:00:39,687 Wh-What was that about? 12 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:41,064 Yeah. Saturday test? 13 00:00:41,116 --> 00:00:42,949 Do I look like I'm in Breakfast Club? 14 00:00:43,102 --> 00:00:44,543 Eh, Gayle got a new couch because the old one 15 00:00:44,694 --> 00:00:47,529 smelled like cat pee 'cause she let the cats pee on it. 16 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,273 And the Goodwill only had a foldout, 17 00:00:49,291 --> 00:00:50,791 and now she's worried it's gonna eat her. 18 00:00:50,943 --> 00:00:53,293 And you're just gonna let that couch eat your sister, Mom? 19 00:00:53,445 --> 00:00:56,538 Would you let a couch eat Gene? I worry you would. 20 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,057 That's okay. It's how I want to go. 21 00:00:58,208 --> 00:00:59,466 She'll be fine. 22 00:00:59,709 --> 00:01:02,452 Besides, I can't hang out with Gayle tonight because... 23 00:01:02,471 --> 00:01:03,637 Oh, here she goes. 24 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:05,064 ♪ Ginger is coming to stay ♪ 25 00:01:05,291 --> 00:01:07,066 ♪ She drives here from 90 minutes away ♪ 26 00:01:07,293 --> 00:01:08,883 You don't have to sing your Ginger song. 27 00:01:08,903 --> 00:01:10,460 -♪ We gossip a bunch ♪ -Mmm. 28 00:01:10,554 --> 00:01:12,296 ♪ She stays over and eats some brunch ♪ 29 00:01:12,314 --> 00:01:14,222 -Mm, um... -♪ Two hearts beating as one ♪ 30 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:15,723 -So you're just gonna sing it. -♪ Ginger. ♪ 31 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:17,634 Mom, why don't you just invite Aunt Gayle over here? 32 00:01:17,727 --> 00:01:18,911 Well, because I love Gayle, 33 00:01:19,062 --> 00:01:20,804 but I don't want to add any other flavors 34 00:01:20,823 --> 00:01:21,822 to the Linda-Ginger combo. 35 00:01:21,974 --> 00:01:23,082 It's perfect just the way it is. 36 00:01:23,309 --> 00:01:25,142 It's like when Ken's friend Ben shows up 37 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:26,827 when we're doing Krav Maga on the beach. 38 00:01:26,979 --> 00:01:27,994 He doesn't even know the holds. 39 00:01:28,163 --> 00:01:29,237 Get out of here, Ben. 40 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:30,664 Go back to your gluten-free bakery. 41 00:01:30,740 --> 00:01:31,906 (door opens, bell jingles) 42 00:01:31,926 --> 00:01:34,167 -Robert, Linda, children. -LOUISE: Hey, Nat. 43 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:35,319 -Natalie. -Hi, Nat. 44 00:01:35,412 --> 00:01:37,504 Guys, I have the costumes for tonight, 45 00:01:37,656 --> 00:01:38,913 for the Limo-vitational. 46 00:01:39,007 --> 00:01:40,099 The Limo-vi-what? 47 00:01:40,175 --> 00:01:42,008 The limo relay race for charity thing 48 00:01:42,103 --> 00:01:43,751 the kids and I are helping Nat with. 49 00:01:43,846 --> 00:01:45,162 Oh, yeah. 50 00:01:45,255 --> 00:01:47,497 Raising money for people who can't afford limo rides. 51 00:01:47,516 --> 00:01:49,666 Oh, actually, it's for the Children's Hospital. 52 00:01:49,759 --> 00:01:51,092 Oh, yeah, that's better. 53 00:01:51,112 --> 00:01:52,853 I can't believe we get to be in a limo race. 54 00:01:53,005 --> 00:01:54,762 How fast will we get going, Nat? 55 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:56,189 200 miles per hour? 300? 56 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:58,617 How much face skin will I have left when it's over? 57 00:01:58,768 --> 00:01:59,952 Please say "none." 58 00:02:00,179 --> 00:02:01,787 Mm, sorry, Louise, it's not dangerous at all. 59 00:02:01,938 --> 00:02:03,363 Right. Wink wink. 60 00:02:03,515 --> 00:02:05,849 I'm winking back at you because winking is fun, 61 00:02:05,851 --> 00:02:07,351 but the Limo-vitational 62 00:02:07,369 --> 00:02:11,188 is more like a very slow relay race with wacky twists. 63 00:02:11,281 --> 00:02:13,373 Us drivers have to pick up three rounds of passengers, 64 00:02:13,525 --> 00:02:15,467 and in each round there's a specific challenge. 65 00:02:15,619 --> 00:02:17,027 And that's where you guys come in. 66 00:02:17,045 --> 00:02:19,972 Which brings it back to the costumes! 67 00:02:20,123 --> 00:02:22,366 Bob, you'll be a fancy businessman. 68 00:02:22,384 --> 00:02:26,052 Is "fancy businessman" code for "midlevel cocaine dealer?" 69 00:02:26,129 --> 00:02:28,555 Gene and Louise, you'll be my old ladies. 70 00:02:28,724 --> 00:02:30,040 I'm a piggy for wiggies. 71 00:02:30,058 --> 00:02:32,317 Come to Gene-y, you wonderful, old hair, you. 72 00:02:32,469 --> 00:02:34,728 And, Tina, I thought you'd like to be 73 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:36,062 my prom queen. 74 00:02:36,157 --> 00:02:37,305 -Whoa. -LINDA: Aw. 75 00:02:37,399 --> 00:02:38,732 My beautiful little Carrie. 76 00:02:38,884 --> 00:02:39,992 I never finished the movie, 77 00:02:40,143 --> 00:02:41,568 but she looked gorgeous in that dress. 78 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:44,479 And I bet she had a great time at the prom. 79 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,390 Prom... 80 00:02:46,408 --> 00:02:49,126 ♪ ♪ 81 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:53,321 -Oh, hello. -I caught you 82 00:02:53,399 --> 00:02:55,065 when you slid down the rainbow slide. 83 00:02:55,158 --> 00:02:57,734 You did. Let's kiss. A prom kiss. 84 00:02:57,827 --> 00:02:59,736 That's an important kind of kiss. 85 00:02:59,755 --> 00:03:00,737 I know. 86 00:03:00,830 --> 00:03:01,738 Mmm. 87 00:03:01,907 --> 00:03:03,240 Prom-a-lama ding-dong. 88 00:03:03,258 --> 00:03:05,350 We'll find out the details of the challenges tonight. 89 00:03:05,502 --> 00:03:07,853 -Be ready for anything. -Mm, sounds like a lot of work. 90 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:09,413 I'm just gonna be ready for a few things. 91 00:03:09,431 --> 00:03:11,172 You guys are gonna have so much fun. 92 00:03:11,266 --> 00:03:13,250 I'm almost jealous, but I'm not 93 00:03:13,268 --> 00:03:14,935 because I get to spend my whole night with Ginger. 94 00:03:15,029 --> 00:03:16,695 I even got a blowout from Gretchen 95 00:03:16,846 --> 00:03:17,863 for the occasion. Kinda. 96 00:03:18,014 --> 00:03:19,347 Her hair dryer wasn't working, 97 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:21,258 so she just fanned it with her hand really fast. 98 00:03:21,427 --> 00:03:24,594 I also fashioned my hair today because I will have... 99 00:03:24,688 --> 00:03:26,596 someone special in the audience tonight. 100 00:03:26,690 --> 00:03:29,933 Ooh, a new potential Mrs. Nat on the horizon? 101 00:03:30,102 --> 00:03:32,602 Well, no. It's just our second time hanging out, 102 00:03:32,696 --> 00:03:34,195 but I like her a lot. 103 00:03:34,289 --> 00:03:35,605 She and her daughter are gonna be there tonight, 104 00:03:35,624 --> 00:03:36,940 so I'd sure love to win. 105 00:03:37,033 --> 00:03:38,550 It'd be really nice to win. 106 00:03:38,777 --> 00:03:39,867 No pressure on anyone, 107 00:03:39,962 --> 00:03:41,386 but I'd really love to win this one. 108 00:03:41,613 --> 00:03:44,130 Did you hear that, everybody? Do not mess this up for her! 109 00:03:44,225 --> 00:03:46,225 Oh, we'll definitely win this thing. 110 00:03:46,301 --> 00:03:48,969 And it's not personal. It's just business. 111 00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:51,212 Sorry, I was trying to get into character. 112 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:53,398 Uh, I'm not sure what businessmen say. 113 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:54,882 -Not that. -Okay. 114 00:03:54,977 --> 00:03:56,810 I got to go drop my lizards off at the groomer. 115 00:03:56,886 --> 00:03:58,403 Is that a euphemism? 116 00:03:58,630 --> 00:04:00,797 See you guys tonight at 7:00 at the Bog Harbor Speedway. 117 00:04:00,816 --> 00:04:02,132 Yeah, you will. 118 00:04:02,225 --> 00:04:03,725 Well, I'm gonna go drop my lizards off 119 00:04:03,802 --> 00:04:04,726 at the groomer's, too. 120 00:04:04,820 --> 00:04:06,027 Excuse me. 121 00:04:06,822 --> 00:04:08,747 Aw, look at my elderly babies. 122 00:04:08,898 --> 00:04:10,323 Well, this is quite a spread, Mom. 123 00:04:10,476 --> 00:04:13,085 Cheese and crackers? Someone's going all out. 124 00:04:13,312 --> 00:04:15,403 I like to make it nice for Ginge. 125 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,314 I even got us a very expensive bottle of wine. 126 00:04:17,332 --> 00:04:18,740 Well, it was expensive at one time, 127 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,092 but I got it on sale. 128 00:04:20,168 --> 00:04:22,094 -Cheese me, please. -No! That's Ginger's cheese. 129 00:04:22,321 --> 00:04:23,987 -Just one crack-a-lack? -Uh-uh. 130 00:04:24,006 --> 00:04:25,747 Those are the good ones with herbs in them. 131 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,157 I think they're herbs. 132 00:04:27,175 --> 00:04:28,600 Maybe they're seeds. Mini mushrooms? 133 00:04:28,827 --> 00:04:30,084 Oh là là. 134 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:32,754 Someone's tighty and whitey and looking all righty. 135 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:34,940 Like a gorgeous albino sausage. 136 00:04:35,167 --> 00:04:36,758 -Uh, thank you. -How do I look? 137 00:04:36,852 --> 00:04:37,943 How don't you look. 138 00:04:38,094 --> 00:04:39,686 Oh, you're beautiful, honey. 139 00:04:39,838 --> 00:04:42,172 I know this isn't my real prom, but I still feel excited. 140 00:04:42,265 --> 00:04:44,265 It's like a preview for a movie I know I'm gonna love. 141 00:04:44,285 --> 00:04:47,027 Hey, since I'm pretending to be a prom teen tonight, 142 00:04:47,195 --> 00:04:48,269 could I maybe borrow 143 00:04:48,289 --> 00:04:49,937 the emergency phone like a real teen? 144 00:04:50,032 --> 00:04:51,848 And maybe I could text Jimmy Jr. a little bit? 145 00:04:51,867 --> 00:04:53,625 I... S-Sure. I guess that's fine. 146 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:56,369 -I'll-I'll go get it. -Great. I already have it. 147 00:04:56,522 --> 00:04:57,963 Oh. Okay. Well, we got to go. 148 00:04:58,114 --> 00:04:59,280 Have fun with Ginger, Lin. 149 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:02,208 Well, it's impossible not to because... 150 00:05:02,303 --> 00:05:03,802 -♪ Ginger is com... ♪ -Yup. We got it. 151 00:05:04,029 --> 00:05:04,803 -Bye. -Bye-bye. 152 00:05:05,030 --> 00:05:06,046 Stay out of our rooms. 153 00:05:06,198 --> 00:05:08,214 Oh, waiting is killing me. 154 00:05:08,309 --> 00:05:10,809 Oof. No, my armpits are killing me. 155 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:12,311 Come on, you two. You're coming with me. 156 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:13,703 There you go. 157 00:05:13,722 --> 00:05:15,555 Now, you guys behave the rest of the night. 158 00:05:15,707 --> 00:05:16,815 NAT: Belchers. 159 00:05:16,966 --> 00:05:18,875 Welcome to the Limo-vitational, 160 00:05:18,894 --> 00:05:20,877 the biggest night in limo racing. 161 00:05:20,970 --> 00:05:23,155 Also the only night in limo racing. 162 00:05:23,306 --> 00:05:26,140 Thanks. It's nice to be out of the office. (chuckles) 163 00:05:26,234 --> 00:05:28,568 Sorry, I keep trying to do business guy talk. 164 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:29,828 You do keep trying. 165 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,496 Okay, don't look now, but that woman 166 00:05:31,723 --> 00:05:34,315 right up there in the stands with the teen daughter is Peggy. 167 00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:36,150 Okay, so you're all just looking at Peggy? 168 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:38,061 -Yep. -I'm waggling my fingers at her. 169 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:39,171 -Waggle, waggle, waggle, waggle. -Gene. 170 00:05:39,322 --> 00:05:40,839 Now, let's win this thing to impress her 171 00:05:41,066 --> 00:05:42,174 so she falls in love with me. 172 00:05:42,325 --> 00:05:44,843 And marries me and has, uh, children with me, 173 00:05:44,994 --> 00:05:46,178 and we share lizards together. 174 00:05:46,329 --> 00:05:47,846 Okay, so the announcer over there 175 00:05:47,997 --> 00:05:50,182 will call out each round and let us know 176 00:05:50,409 --> 00:05:52,166 what the specific challenge will be for each passenger. 177 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:53,910 You guys want a hot dog for energy 178 00:05:53,929 --> 00:05:55,002 before the race starts? 179 00:05:55,097 --> 00:05:56,021 I made them myself from scratch. 180 00:05:56,172 --> 00:05:58,098 Yes. A hot dog for a hot Gene. 181 00:05:58,250 --> 00:05:59,674 Let me just see if Jimmy Jr. 182 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,026 got any of my very cool texts 183 00:06:01,177 --> 00:06:02,844 that I sent him on the drive over here. 184 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,178 Huh, no response yet. 185 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:05,605 Maybe I'll just send one more. 186 00:06:05,757 --> 00:06:07,757 So, one more fun prom thought. 187 00:06:07,776 --> 00:06:08,942 If proms were people, 188 00:06:09,094 --> 00:06:10,777 what kind of dances would they go to? 189 00:06:10,929 --> 00:06:12,186 Again, this is Tina. Send. 190 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:15,189 Texting from my family's emergency phone. 191 00:06:15,283 --> 00:06:17,209 But this is not an emergency. Send. 192 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:19,603 But I would love to hear back from you. 193 00:06:19,621 --> 00:06:20,604 But no stress. 194 00:06:20,622 --> 00:06:22,772 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. 195 00:06:22,866 --> 00:06:24,441 Double-hang-loose emoji, and send. 196 00:06:24,459 --> 00:06:27,127 Maybe it's good you don't have your own phone. 197 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:30,389 (slurps) Where are you, Ginger? 198 00:06:30,540 --> 00:06:32,449 Hurry up and get here before I drink all the cheap wine 199 00:06:32,467 --> 00:06:34,559 and have to start drinking the less cheap wine. 200 00:06:34,711 --> 00:06:35,969 (phone rings) 201 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:37,120 Hello? 202 00:06:37,139 --> 00:06:39,956 Oh, hey, you. Are you almost here? 203 00:06:39,975 --> 00:06:41,474 Want to talk on the phone until you are? 204 00:06:41,627 --> 00:06:43,810 Ooh, honk your horn. I'll see if I can hear ya. 205 00:06:43,962 --> 00:06:46,053 Oh, no, your car broke down? 206 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,481 You can still get here without an engine, right? 207 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,150 It's mostly downhill. 208 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:52,636 No, no, you're right, safety first. 209 00:06:52,729 --> 00:06:54,137 That's okay, hon. 210 00:06:54,230 --> 00:06:55,580 Yeah, we can do it another time. 211 00:06:55,732 --> 00:06:57,082 Ah, poop. 212 00:06:57,233 --> 00:06:59,918 ♪ Ginger... ♪ (belches) 213 00:07:00,069 --> 00:07:02,295 Oof. ♪ ...er. ♪ 214 00:07:06,409 --> 00:07:08,593 (sighs) Well, what am I supposed to do now? 215 00:07:08,745 --> 00:07:11,004 I wanted to drink wine and talk to my girlfriend. 216 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:13,247 Dang it. Well, I may as well call Gayle 217 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:15,341 and make sure her couch didn't eat her. 218 00:07:15,494 --> 00:07:17,418 Hey, it's me. How's it going? 219 00:07:17,512 --> 00:07:20,330 No, Gayle, don't-don't glue your couch shut. 220 00:07:20,348 --> 00:07:23,257 All right, limo racers, we're ready to get started. 221 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:26,336 The first challenge is called "Keep That Coffee Off Me." 222 00:07:26,429 --> 00:07:28,505 Each driver will have to take an important businessperson 223 00:07:28,523 --> 00:07:30,115 to their meeting, but the twist is, 224 00:07:30,266 --> 00:07:32,451 your client will be holding a briefcase in one hand 225 00:07:32,678 --> 00:07:34,453 and a huge cup of coffee in the other. 226 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:36,121 Get them to the conference room first 227 00:07:36,348 --> 00:07:38,773 without staining their white suit to win the round. 228 00:07:38,867 --> 00:07:40,183 All right, Bob, here we go! 229 00:07:40,185 --> 00:07:42,202 We'll never speak to you again if you lose. 230 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:43,778 Have fun! 231 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,522 -Wow, this coffee is hot. -Yup. 232 00:07:45,540 --> 00:07:47,448 If you spill, it's gonna burn your penis, Bob. 233 00:07:47,542 --> 00:07:48,467 Get in, get in, get in. 234 00:07:48,618 --> 00:07:50,635 -I want to win for her love. -Okay. 235 00:07:50,787 --> 00:07:53,221 (engine revving) 236 00:07:55,217 --> 00:07:56,808 Hey. You know, I'm actually pretty good at this. 237 00:07:57,035 --> 00:07:58,643 I guess all those years in the restaurant 238 00:07:58,795 --> 00:08:00,036 serving coffee paid off. 239 00:08:00,055 --> 00:08:01,387 Well, we're still on the straightaway, Robert. 240 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:03,873 We're about to get to the cones, so look alive back there. 241 00:08:03,892 --> 00:08:06,726 BOB: Oh, oh, oh, oh, God. 242 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,302 Hang in there, penis. 243 00:08:09,305 --> 00:08:12,065 Hello. Thanks for letting me come over. 244 00:08:12,217 --> 00:08:14,901 I swear I heard the couch making a lip-licking sound. 245 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,828 So, what happened to helping the kids 246 00:08:16,980 --> 00:08:18,571 with their Saturday tests? 247 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:19,647 Oh, yeah. 248 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,057 B-Bob's out with them now 249 00:08:21,076 --> 00:08:22,909 doing, um, night tutoring 250 00:08:23,061 --> 00:08:25,562 at the, uh, night library. 251 00:08:25,580 --> 00:08:26,505 Hey, you want some wine? 252 00:08:26,656 --> 00:08:28,081 Well, maybe half a cup. 253 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,416 -You know I'm trying to cut out liquids. -Right, right. 254 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:33,069 I can't believe you put all this out for me. 255 00:08:33,162 --> 00:08:35,180 Well, uh, you're going through a lot 256 00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:37,015 with your couch and stuff. 257 00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:39,351 -Cheers. -Ow. Why'd you hit my glass? 258 00:08:39,578 --> 00:08:41,911 Gonna sit over here if you're gonna be weird. 259 00:08:42,005 --> 00:08:43,504 Do you mind if I take my shoes off? 260 00:08:43,582 --> 00:08:45,840 I have a foot fungus up to my ankles, 261 00:08:45,934 --> 00:08:47,341 and it's really itchy. 262 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:48,843 I'm just gonna rub them on your rug. 263 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,103 -Oh, oh. -Nope, nope. 264 00:08:50,255 --> 00:08:51,863 -Oh, that's good. -Uh, here, eat a cracker. 265 00:08:52,090 --> 00:08:53,848 It's got herbs. It's got herbs. 266 00:08:54,017 --> 00:08:55,441 Ugh, this tastes weird. 267 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:57,035 -That's the herbs. -I don't like 'em. 268 00:08:57,186 --> 00:08:59,946 Okay. So, do you know any good gossip? 269 00:09:00,098 --> 00:09:02,432 Well, I heard there's a new Toyota Tacoma 270 00:09:02,525 --> 00:09:05,710 coming out with a ton of manufacturer's rebates. 271 00:09:05,862 --> 00:09:06,920 -Wow. -(doorbell rings) 272 00:09:07,105 --> 00:09:09,773 -Ah! Who's here? -Huh, I don't know. 273 00:09:09,791 --> 00:09:10,882 Hi, Lin. 274 00:09:10,959 --> 00:09:12,217 Gretchen, what are you doing here? 275 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:14,110 You left this at the salon today. 276 00:09:14,129 --> 00:09:16,446 I thought it was drugs, but I don't feel anything, 277 00:09:16,464 --> 00:09:18,782 so I think it's just regular food in a bag. 278 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,133 Oh, my travel fudge. 279 00:09:20,302 --> 00:09:21,968 Okay, well, I'm gonna go see if I can sneak 280 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:24,137 into the back of that bar I got banned from. 281 00:09:24,289 --> 00:09:25,622 I'm gonna get really drunk and win them over. 282 00:09:25,624 --> 00:09:28,900 Actually, Gayle's here and we're drinking some wine 283 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,144 and she's being very fun. 284 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,812 -You want to come in? -Sure. 285 00:09:32,981 --> 00:09:34,239 I haven't eaten yet, so I should at least 286 00:09:34,390 --> 00:09:36,800 have wine in my stomach before I drink. 287 00:09:36,968 --> 00:09:38,318 Okay, no coffee. 288 00:09:38,470 --> 00:09:40,579 No coffee there. Huge pit stains. 289 00:09:40,730 --> 00:09:42,138 Mmm, maybe we don't need to... 290 00:09:42,157 --> 00:09:44,824 I mean, just out of this world sized sweat marks. 291 00:09:44,976 --> 00:09:45,992 ...comment on that. 292 00:09:46,144 --> 00:09:48,569 But otherwise, the suit is clean. 293 00:09:48,738 --> 00:09:50,647 And the winner of round one is 294 00:09:50,665 --> 00:09:51,739 Nat Kinkle. 295 00:09:51,833 --> 00:09:53,574 -(crowd cheers) -Yes! 296 00:09:53,594 --> 00:09:56,836 Hmm, still no reaction from Jimmy Jr. to my prom texts. 297 00:09:56,988 --> 00:09:58,096 Maybe it's the reception? 298 00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,823 I'll just hold the phone up above my head 299 00:09:59,841 --> 00:10:01,157 and text everything again. 300 00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:03,250 I mean, he's probably just as obsessed 301 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,345 about a dance three years from now as you are, right? 302 00:10:05,497 --> 00:10:07,105 Isn't everybody obsessed with all the dances 303 00:10:07,332 --> 00:10:08,607 they have coming up in their lives? 304 00:10:08,758 --> 00:10:10,442 I'm excited about the touchdown dance I have 305 00:10:10,593 --> 00:10:12,627 in case I get drafted into the NFL. 306 00:10:12,629 --> 00:10:13,761 It's a little emo. 307 00:10:13,855 --> 00:10:15,280 ANNOUNCER: And now, for round two, 308 00:10:15,431 --> 00:10:17,115 "Flight of the Living Wed." 309 00:10:17,342 --> 00:10:19,008 It's time to take your two old ladies to the airport 310 00:10:19,027 --> 00:10:21,102 to catch a red-eye flight 311 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,603 to their godson's destination wedding. 312 00:10:22,697 --> 00:10:25,865 They know the marriage won't last, but they love a buffet. 313 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,867 Gene, Louise, you're up. 314 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,369 Come on, Doris. 315 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,779 -Let's go be old, I guess. -I'm Ethel. You're Doris. 316 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:35,024 And uh-oh, on the way to the airport there's a... 317 00:10:35,043 --> 00:10:37,543 zombie apocalypse. 318 00:10:37,696 --> 00:10:39,304 Ha-ha! Zombies? 319 00:10:39,455 --> 00:10:40,880 He should've opened with that. 320 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,475 Passengers, you're gonna have to pop out the moon roof and use 321 00:10:43,702 --> 00:10:45,793 the provided squirt guns to try to mow down 322 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,203 the most undead Freds. 323 00:10:47,296 --> 00:10:49,439 Yes, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump. 324 00:10:51,801 --> 00:10:53,467 Blast them, little Belchers. 325 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:54,486 (whooping) 326 00:10:54,713 --> 00:10:56,154 LOUISE: I think this is the first time 327 00:10:56,305 --> 00:10:57,897 I've ever felt real joy. 328 00:10:58,049 --> 00:10:59,306 And I'm farting. 329 00:10:59,401 --> 00:11:01,660 Those hot dogs will do that. Turning on the fan. 330 00:11:01,887 --> 00:11:04,721 Ooh, that's the fancy stuff. 331 00:11:04,814 --> 00:11:06,739 -Pinot Gimme-o. -Oh, yeah. 332 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,074 Uh, I was saving it for later, 333 00:11:08,226 --> 00:11:09,909 but I guess we might as well drink it. 334 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,152 I'll go get you a glass. 335 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,337 Get me a mug. 336 00:11:12,564 --> 00:11:14,321 It holds more and won't break if I bite on it, 337 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,915 like stupid wine glasses. 338 00:11:16,067 --> 00:11:18,176 Okay, not the night I was expecting, 339 00:11:18,403 --> 00:11:20,753 and I'm gonna have to deep-clean Gayle's foot fungus 340 00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:22,238 out of the carpet, but... 341 00:11:22,331 --> 00:11:24,665 ♪ Gayle and Gretchen, kind of fun. ♪ 342 00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:25,666 (phone rings) 343 00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:27,093 Hello? 344 00:11:27,245 --> 00:11:29,746 Ginger? (gasps) They got your car started? 345 00:11:29,839 --> 00:11:31,080 That's great. 346 00:11:31,249 --> 00:11:32,916 No, no. It's-it's never too late. 347 00:11:32,934 --> 00:11:34,359 Okay, hon. I'll see you in 45 minutes. 348 00:11:34,544 --> 00:11:38,254 So, Ginger is coming, and Gretchen and Gayle are here. 349 00:11:38,273 --> 00:11:39,346 Maybe that'll be fine. 350 00:11:39,441 --> 00:11:41,199 GRETCHEN: Can you hurry up with that mug? 351 00:11:41,426 --> 00:11:43,593 GAYLE: And can you bring me some Vaseline for my feet? 352 00:11:43,611 --> 00:11:45,704 A bunch of the skin is falling off. 353 00:11:45,931 --> 00:11:47,188 Nope, nope. Can't do it. 354 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,206 ♪ I'll just send these two home ♪ 355 00:11:48,357 --> 00:11:50,024 ♪ And have Ginger alone. ♪ 356 00:11:50,118 --> 00:11:51,784 -GAYLE: What? -Nothing. Coming. 357 00:11:51,937 --> 00:11:53,586 GAYLE: Ooh, that's a big skin flake. 358 00:11:58,034 --> 00:11:59,125 Ooh, ooh, Linda, mug me. 359 00:11:59,294 --> 00:12:00,777 I'm gonna take some of this fancy wine 360 00:12:00,795 --> 00:12:01,869 and dip a cracker in it. 361 00:12:01,963 --> 00:12:04,330 Oh, well, you're not gonna believe this, 362 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,540 but that was the wine company on the phone. 363 00:12:06,634 --> 00:12:09,802 And it turns out that the pinot grigio has been recalled. 364 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,730 It's, uh... it's got poison in it. 365 00:12:11,881 --> 00:12:14,624 See? This is why I'm getting off liquids. 366 00:12:14,642 --> 00:12:15,975 How much poison we talking? 367 00:12:16,127 --> 00:12:17,902 Linda, you know me. I can have a little poison. 368 00:12:18,054 --> 00:12:20,129 No, no. Let me give you some of this red. 369 00:12:20,148 --> 00:12:21,481 But just, like, a glass 370 00:12:21,633 --> 00:12:22,982 'cause I bet in like five to 30 minutes 371 00:12:23,134 --> 00:12:24,409 we'll be ready to go home, right? 372 00:12:24,636 --> 00:12:26,560 I know I am, and I'm already home. 373 00:12:26,729 --> 00:12:27,987 Oh, I know what we could do. 374 00:12:28,139 --> 00:12:29,748 Linda, remember when we were little 375 00:12:29,899 --> 00:12:31,975 and we used to prank-call places and say, 376 00:12:31,993 --> 00:12:33,251 "Is there a John there? 377 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,646 A Big John? Because we have diarrhea." 378 00:12:36,739 --> 00:12:37,905 (laughs) 379 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,907 Oh, yeah, we did used to do that. 380 00:12:40,001 --> 00:12:41,909 I forgot. But you can't do that anymore. 381 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,577 Everyone has caller I.D. 382 00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:44,596 -Womp, womp. -Uh-uh. 383 00:12:44,747 --> 00:12:46,080 You can just do star-six-seven. 384 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,581 You can call any ex-boyfriend 385 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:50,084 at any time of day or night, and they won't know it's you 386 00:12:50,178 --> 00:12:51,828 no matter how many times you call. 387 00:12:51,846 --> 00:12:52,771 Or that's what I heard. 388 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,347 I'll do the first one. 389 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,757 These three sips of wine are making me wild. 390 00:12:56,926 --> 00:12:58,518 -Give me the phone. -Oh, call my gym. 391 00:12:58,670 --> 00:13:00,779 They're open 24 hours, and they're stupid. 392 00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:02,614 They won't let me sleep on the treadmill. 393 00:13:02,765 --> 00:13:05,024 Uh, yes, hello. This is Sandra. 394 00:13:05,176 --> 00:13:06,934 Is there a John there? 395 00:13:07,028 --> 00:13:08,102 A Big John? 396 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:12,015 (laughing): Because I have diarrhea. 397 00:13:12,017 --> 00:13:14,867 -I have dia... -(laughs) That's good. 398 00:13:14,944 --> 00:13:17,203 (laughing): It is pretty funny. Diarrhea. 399 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,023 -Do another. Do another. -Okay. Maybe one more. 400 00:13:20,116 --> 00:13:22,083 I'll do it. Give me the phone. Give me the phone. 401 00:13:22,193 --> 00:13:24,135 -Go, Louise! Go, Gene! -(applause) 402 00:13:24,362 --> 00:13:26,395 -I think they're gonna win. -Oh, uh, yay. 403 00:13:26,455 --> 00:13:28,789 I thought you'd be more into this zombie apocalypse thing 404 00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:31,292 because of your not weird zombie thing, 405 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,369 but are you a little bit too worried about 406 00:13:33,388 --> 00:13:35,555 whether or not Jimmy Jr. texts you back? Just asking. 407 00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:38,207 -No, I think I'm worrying the right amount. -Okay. 408 00:13:38,226 --> 00:13:40,877 I-I mean, it's just this dress got me thinking about prom 409 00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:42,320 and about going with Jimmy Jr. 410 00:13:42,471 --> 00:13:45,064 And I-I was hoping Jimmy Jr. would be excited about prom. 411 00:13:45,216 --> 00:13:46,825 He was kind of my prom go-to. 412 00:13:46,976 --> 00:13:48,142 But if he's not excited about prom, 413 00:13:48,236 --> 00:13:49,977 then I don't know who I would go with, and... 414 00:13:50,055 --> 00:13:51,830 and-and-and what if no one asks me to prom? 415 00:13:51,981 --> 00:13:53,147 Oh, well, Tina... 416 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,833 ANNOUNCER: And now for the final round, 417 00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:57,076 it's "Prom in 60 Seconds," 418 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,729 when your prom queen finds out the prom king 419 00:13:59,747 --> 00:14:02,899 has stood her up and she's all alone in your limo. 420 00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:04,584 -Oh, no. -Oh, no! 421 00:14:04,736 --> 00:14:05,993 All alone? On prom? 422 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,920 (hyperventilating) 423 00:14:08,089 --> 00:14:10,164 Prom queens, when I say, "Go," you must run down the track 424 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,258 and hide behind the trash can in your lane, 425 00:14:12,410 --> 00:14:14,077 then wait for your driver to parallel park 426 00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:16,596 in these tiny spaces marked off by cones, 427 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,022 collect you and physically 428 00:14:18,174 --> 00:14:20,750 carry you back to the limo to get you to the prom. 429 00:14:20,919 --> 00:14:22,435 -Uh... -Oh, boy. 430 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,920 You got this, Tina! 431 00:14:24,013 --> 00:14:25,755 This is it! This is for all the chips! 432 00:14:25,773 --> 00:14:26,939 Wait, there are chips? Where? 433 00:14:27,092 --> 00:14:29,033 -(hyperventilating) -Tina, you okay? 434 00:14:29,185 --> 00:14:32,445 ANNOUNCER: And, prom queens, go, go, go. 435 00:14:32,614 --> 00:14:34,747 (exclaiming) 436 00:14:36,859 --> 00:14:39,602 BOB: Tina? Tina, where are you going? 437 00:14:39,621 --> 00:14:40,620 Stop. Tina? 438 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:41,695 Tina, no. 439 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,197 Tina! 440 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,365 (laughing) 441 00:14:44,459 --> 00:14:47,368 Well, do you have a Big John or not, Reggie? 442 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,720 (laughing) 443 00:14:48,871 --> 00:14:50,630 No, it's not Linda Belcher. Bye. 444 00:14:50,782 --> 00:14:52,932 (laughing) 445 00:14:54,135 --> 00:14:56,285 Oh, gosh, is that the time? I lost track. 446 00:14:56,304 --> 00:14:58,379 Uh, w-we should probably call it a night, huh? 447 00:14:58,473 --> 00:15:00,064 -Really? Already? -What? No. 448 00:15:00,216 --> 00:15:01,974 I've only had one mug of wine. 449 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,218 I've gone to my fencing class drunker than this. 450 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,979 Hey, you know, I-I-I feel like, um, 451 00:15:07,132 --> 00:15:08,389 maybe I'm getting diarrhea. 452 00:15:08,483 --> 00:15:10,983 All that diarrhea talk shook something up in there. 453 00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:12,468 Oh, I can feel it coming on. 454 00:15:12,487 --> 00:15:14,487 Oh, gosh, it's moving. I'm running to the bathroom. 455 00:15:14,639 --> 00:15:16,748 So, uh, just let yourselves out, okay? 456 00:15:16,857 --> 00:15:17,916 Just go. Go, go, go. 457 00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:20,418 -Okay. We got it. -All right, I'm leaving. 458 00:15:20,645 --> 00:15:22,662 (phone rings) 459 00:15:22,814 --> 00:15:24,830 Hello? Oh, hi, Ginger. 460 00:15:24,999 --> 00:15:26,983 No, no, I got all the wine we need, hon. 461 00:15:27,001 --> 00:15:28,575 Okay, I'll see you soon. 462 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,153 Okay. (gasps) 463 00:15:30,171 --> 00:15:33,656 -Who was that? -Oh, um, no one. 464 00:15:33,675 --> 00:15:35,934 Was that Ginger, Linda? 465 00:15:36,085 --> 00:15:37,418 Is she coming over here now? 466 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,087 Is that why you were trying to get us out? 467 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,848 -No. -Wait, Ginger is coming over? 468 00:15:43,001 --> 00:15:45,668 Yeah. Ginger, her real friend. 469 00:15:45,687 --> 00:15:47,019 The wine, the cheese. 470 00:15:47,172 --> 00:15:50,022 None of this was for me, was it, Linda? 471 00:15:50,099 --> 00:15:51,857 I don't even know if you do think 472 00:15:52,010 --> 00:15:53,843 my couch is trying to eat me. 473 00:15:53,936 --> 00:15:55,194 I do, Gayle. I do. 474 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,955 Oh, so that's why you wouldn't let me 475 00:15:57,182 --> 00:15:58,681 have any of the good wine. 476 00:15:58,774 --> 00:16:00,349 You didn't want me to put it in my garbage mouth. 477 00:16:00,443 --> 00:16:02,201 -I'm not worthy. -That's right, Gretel. 478 00:16:02,353 --> 00:16:03,035 Gretchen. 479 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,296 No, wait. That's not it. I... 480 00:16:05,448 --> 00:16:07,023 Why couldn't we hang out with Ginger? 481 00:16:07,192 --> 00:16:08,282 We're not fun enough, Lin? 482 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,194 No, it's just that Ginger is special. 483 00:16:11,212 --> 00:16:13,379 -Oh. -Oh, "special Ginger." 484 00:16:13,531 --> 00:16:16,866 La-la-la. We better hurry so she doesn't see us. 485 00:16:16,884 --> 00:16:19,960 -She'd probably throw up. -Yeah. We'll get out of the way. 486 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:23,297 You know, I hope you both do get diarrhea 487 00:16:23,374 --> 00:16:26,726 so you can bond over how special it is. 488 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,044 No, guys, wait. 489 00:16:28,062 --> 00:16:29,487 Come on, let's go to my apartment, Gayle. 490 00:16:29,638 --> 00:16:32,048 I have some tequila someone left in the hallway we can drink. 491 00:16:32,141 --> 00:16:34,900 (both exclaiming, falling down stairs) 492 00:16:35,053 --> 00:16:36,160 Oh, my God, what was that? 493 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,054 GRETCHEN: We both fell down the stairs a little bit! 494 00:16:38,147 --> 00:16:39,388 -Oh, no. -(door opens, thuds) -GAYLE: Ow! 495 00:16:39,482 --> 00:16:40,647 What was that? 496 00:16:40,742 --> 00:16:42,483 GRETCHEN: I opened the door into Gayle's head! 497 00:16:42,577 --> 00:16:43,668 What do you care? 498 00:16:43,745 --> 00:16:44,894 Are you okay? You're okay, right? 499 00:16:44,987 --> 00:16:46,412 It hurts a little. And my feet itch. 500 00:16:46,489 --> 00:16:49,565 Hurts less than how you just made her feel, Linda! 501 00:16:49,658 --> 00:16:50,508 Yeah. 502 00:16:50,585 --> 00:16:51,658 -(thud) -GAYLE: Ow. 503 00:16:51,753 --> 00:16:52,826 GRETCHEN: Sorry, sorry. We're leaving. 504 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,262 -(door slams) -Aw, nuts. 505 00:16:58,667 --> 00:16:59,742 Ugh, I feel awful. 506 00:16:59,911 --> 00:17:01,001 Gayle and Gretchen hate me. 507 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:02,411 ♪ Is it bad ♪ 508 00:17:02,430 --> 00:17:05,672 ♪ That I was so glad to see Ginger? ♪ 509 00:17:05,767 --> 00:17:07,508 ♪ She's my friend ♪ 510 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,936 ♪ And I wanted to spend some time on our own ♪ 511 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,589 ♪ But when my night failed to set sail ♪ 512 00:17:13,608 --> 00:17:15,941 ♪ Was I just using Gretchen and Gayle? ♪ 513 00:17:16,094 --> 00:17:18,427 Oof. It's bad again. I'm disgusting. 514 00:17:18,446 --> 00:17:21,372 ♪ I know that Ginger cares for me ♪ 515 00:17:21,524 --> 00:17:23,766 ♪ But tonight Gayle and Gretchen ♪ 516 00:17:23,768 --> 00:17:25,268 ♪ Were there for me ♪ 517 00:17:25,286 --> 00:17:27,937 ♪ And we had fun calling about diarrhea ♪ 518 00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:29,622 ♪ On the phone. ♪ 519 00:17:29,774 --> 00:17:31,031 (sighs) I got to fix this. 520 00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:32,458 I'm coming, Gretchen and Gayle. 521 00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:35,461 -(door slams) -Oh, my face! You stupid door. 522 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,037 Tina? Uh... 523 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:39,282 A-Are you okay? Can I come in? 524 00:17:39,284 --> 00:17:41,041 Or maybe you could open the door? 525 00:17:41,168 --> 00:17:42,042 TINA: No, thank you. 526 00:17:42,136 --> 00:17:43,286 I can't just leave you 527 00:17:43,304 --> 00:17:45,121 in the speedway bathroom forever, Tina. 528 00:17:45,139 --> 00:17:46,972 It's fine. I can make it work. 529 00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:49,275 Look, I-I know you're worried about prom. 530 00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:52,052 -In three years from now, but... -NAT: Hey, Bob. 531 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,738 What's the status? How's our girl doing? 532 00:17:53,889 --> 00:17:54,980 She-she's okay. 533 00:17:55,133 --> 00:17:56,908 She's just not coming out of the bathroom. 534 00:17:57,135 --> 00:17:58,559 Hey, Tina, you know, 535 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,411 I guess you could wind up without a date. 536 00:18:00,563 --> 00:18:02,638 -I could? (hyperventilates) -W-W-Wait, wait, wait. 537 00:18:02,731 --> 00:18:03,915 I-I... you didn't let me finish. 538 00:18:04,142 --> 00:18:06,158 I was gonna say, "But I really doubt it." 539 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,311 If, in three years, you're still this excited 540 00:18:08,404 --> 00:18:10,313 about the prom, I'm sure you're gonna go 541 00:18:10,406 --> 00:18:11,814 and you're gonna have a good time, 542 00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:13,257 with or without a date. 543 00:18:13,409 --> 00:18:15,151 I know you'd rather go with a date, 544 00:18:15,169 --> 00:18:17,428 and that's probably what's gonna happen because 545 00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:19,764 you're beautiful and smart and fun, 546 00:18:19,991 --> 00:18:23,083 but if it doesn't happen, you'll still have a good time 547 00:18:23,161 --> 00:18:26,011 because you'll get a nice dress, okay, and you'll dance, 548 00:18:26,164 --> 00:18:28,013 and you'll probably drink a little bit of alcohol, 549 00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:30,182 even though you shouldn't, and you'll look around 550 00:18:30,335 --> 00:18:31,943 and be like, "I don't have to see 551 00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:34,170 any of these people ever again if I don't want to." 552 00:18:34,263 --> 00:18:36,856 You'll have fun because, Tina, you're fun. 553 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,841 I will? I am? 554 00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:40,767 Yes. Very much. 555 00:18:40,845 --> 00:18:42,870 Okay. I'm gonna come out now. 556 00:18:43,698 --> 00:18:44,864 Sorry, did I ruin the race? 557 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,958 Uh, no. I'm amazing at parallel parking. 558 00:18:47,109 --> 00:18:49,535 And everyone else isn't, and they're still trying to do it. 559 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,279 But we should get going now if we're gonna win this thing. 560 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,298 Okay, what do we do? Oh, you're picking me up. 561 00:18:54,450 --> 00:18:55,282 Okay, bye, guys. 562 00:18:55,526 --> 00:18:57,117 -Look at her go. -That's our Tina. 563 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,587 I meant Nat, but Tina's fine, too. 564 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,457 ANNOUNCER: And the winner is Nat Kinkle. 565 00:19:03,551 --> 00:19:04,383 (crowd cheering) 566 00:19:04,535 --> 00:19:06,144 -(whooping) -Yes, we won! 567 00:19:06,295 --> 00:19:07,979 Oh, I have so much adrenaline right now. 568 00:19:08,130 --> 00:19:09,555 Let's slap each other in the face. 569 00:19:09,724 --> 00:19:10,723 You want a slap, Dad? 570 00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:12,525 Uh, yeah, I'll take one. 571 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,069 (sighs) 572 00:19:16,898 --> 00:19:19,806 Oh, look, Gayle. It's Ginger's friend, Linda. 573 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:20,883 What an honor. 574 00:19:20,885 --> 00:19:22,218 -Can I come in? -Sure. 575 00:19:22,311 --> 00:19:24,570 -Hi, Gayle. -Oh, sorry, Linda. 576 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:25,905 I didn't hear you come in 577 00:19:26,057 --> 00:19:28,240 because we were having so much fun without you. 578 00:19:28,393 --> 00:19:31,060 Okay, you're both mad at me, and you should be mad at me. 579 00:19:31,153 --> 00:19:33,153 I was so focused on my other friend coming over 580 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,413 that I didn't see the friends 581 00:19:34,565 --> 00:19:36,156 that were right in front of my dumb face. 582 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,584 And I made you feel bad. And I'm sorry. 583 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,011 Gretchen, you're a great friend. 584 00:19:40,238 --> 00:19:41,737 And-and, Gayle, you're a great sister. 585 00:19:41,906 --> 00:19:44,182 But am I also your friend? 586 00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,184 Gayle, what? Yes. 587 00:19:46,411 --> 00:19:47,576 Just 'cause I love Ginger 588 00:19:47,595 --> 00:19:49,169 and I love to spend time with her alone 589 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,096 doesn't mean you're not special to me, too. 590 00:19:51,249 --> 00:19:53,691 You and I have something I'll never have with her. 591 00:19:53,918 --> 00:19:55,008 We're family. 592 00:19:55,102 --> 00:19:57,253 And there's no stronger bond than family. 593 00:19:57,346 --> 00:19:59,012 Except maybe if someone gives you a kidney. 594 00:19:59,106 --> 00:20:00,389 Or an eye. Ooh, spooky. 595 00:20:00,391 --> 00:20:03,426 Aw, Linda. I'd take your eye. That one. 596 00:20:03,444 --> 00:20:05,444 And... I brought the good wine. 597 00:20:05,596 --> 00:20:06,946 Three mugs coming up. 598 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,356 Actually, is it okay if we do four? 599 00:20:09,450 --> 00:20:11,116 -(doorbell rings) -Oh, that must be her. 600 00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:13,377 I left a note for Ginger to meet us over here. 601 00:20:13,529 --> 00:20:15,213 I want all my girlfriends together tonight. 602 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,531 I don't mind as long as she's willing to fence me. 603 00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:20,609 I was just about to fence Gayle, but I'll fence her instead. 604 00:20:20,628 --> 00:20:22,553 You must be Ginger. Hi, hon. 605 00:20:22,780 --> 00:20:24,204 En garde! 606 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,781 It's still pretty early. 607 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,892 We could drive around and look for another limo race. 608 00:20:28,043 --> 00:20:30,877 -I'm in. Dad? -(phone rings) 609 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,621 -Hello? -Hey, Tina. It's Jimmy Jr. 610 00:20:32,715 --> 00:20:36,292 Uh, I just wanted to say hi and sorry if I missed prom. 611 00:20:36,385 --> 00:20:38,236 Was it tonight? I think I didn't pay attention 612 00:20:38,387 --> 00:20:39,737 during announcements or something. 613 00:20:39,888 --> 00:20:41,981 Oh, no. It's not for three years. 614 00:20:42,133 --> 00:20:43,908 Oh, okay. That's good. 615 00:20:44,059 --> 00:20:46,302 So, um, I'll call you back then? 616 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,137 -Not if I call you first. -What? 617 00:20:48,155 --> 00:20:50,155 Oh, never mind. Uh, good night, Jimmy Jr. 618 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,398 I knew they were good texts. 619 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,768 -What? -Nothing. I meant to hang up. Bye. 620 00:20:53,770 --> 00:20:55,160 (Linda and friends laughing) 621 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:57,813 Hey, is that Mom leaving that bar? 622 00:20:57,982 --> 00:20:58,981 Is she holding a sword? 623 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,907 ♪ That red hair ♪ 624 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,334 ♪ That friendly stare ♪ 625 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,670 ♪ She makes me feel debonair ♪ 626 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,171 ♪ It's Ginger ♪ 627 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,340 ♪ Her empathetic listening ♪ 628 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,917 ♪ The way her jewelry's glistening ♪ 629 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,845 ♪ She's the one I'm miss-ening ♪ 630 00:21:12,997 --> 00:21:14,605 ♪ Oh, Ginger ♪ 631 00:21:14,757 --> 00:21:19,259 ♪ When she drives here from 82 miles away ♪ 632 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,670 ♪ It's like a Ginger-Linda holiday ♪ 633 00:21:21,764 --> 00:21:23,114 ♪ Ginger-Linda holiday ♪ 634 00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:24,765 ♪ When she walks down the street ♪ 635 00:21:24,859 --> 00:21:27,118 ♪ You hear everybody say ♪ 636 00:21:27,345 --> 00:21:29,695 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 637 00:21:29,847 --> 00:21:31,289 ♪ It's Ginger. ♪ 638 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:32,773 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 639 00:21:32,867 --> 00:21:34,333 and TOYOTA.