1 00:00:02,895 --> 00:00:04,578 (yawns) 2 00:00:04,730 --> 00:00:06,747 Hey, new T-shirt I bought with my own money. 3 00:00:06,841 --> 00:00:08,966 You ready for your big debut? 4 00:00:09,659 --> 00:00:10,751 Giddy-yup. 5 00:00:10,845 --> 00:00:13,220 ("You're the One That I Want" playing) 6 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:16,757 Tandy walks into school wearing a T-shirt 7 00:00:16,909 --> 00:00:18,575 with a cool graphic on it. 8 00:00:18,594 --> 00:00:20,244 ♪ ♪ 9 00:00:20,246 --> 00:00:22,855 Damn it. Stupid gum. 10 00:00:23,006 --> 00:00:24,523 Tandy. 11 00:00:24,674 --> 00:00:26,508 Tell me about it, stud. 12 00:00:26,602 --> 00:00:27,768 Stud, like a horse? 13 00:00:27,862 --> 00:00:29,920 ♪ I got chills ♪ 14 00:00:29,938 --> 00:00:31,755 ♪ They're multiplying... ♪ 15 00:00:31,774 --> 00:00:33,532 LINDA: Kids! Breakfast! 16 00:00:33,683 --> 00:00:34,682 Okay! 17 00:00:34,777 --> 00:00:36,109 What, this old thing? 18 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:38,445 -Just kidding. It's new. -It's not inside out, 19 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:40,447 like your shirt sometimes is, so that's good. 20 00:00:40,599 --> 00:00:41,707 I love it, hon. 21 00:00:41,858 --> 00:00:43,617 But, uh, no buying stuff for yourself anymore. 22 00:00:43,769 --> 00:00:46,270 Seriously. Your birthday's coming up. So stop it. 23 00:00:46,288 --> 00:00:47,880 I can't believe you can afford to buy a T-shirt 24 00:00:48,031 --> 00:00:49,364 and bring your brother and sister 25 00:00:49,458 --> 00:00:50,883 to get boba today after school. 26 00:00:51,034 --> 00:00:53,777 You can still afford to bring us to boba today after school, 27 00:00:53,870 --> 00:00:55,279 -right? -Right? -Yep. 28 00:00:55,297 --> 00:00:58,448 Business is babysitting and, baby, sitting is booming. 29 00:00:58,467 --> 00:00:59,541 So boba day is on. 30 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,451 It's fine that I always... pay for it. 31 00:01:01,512 --> 00:01:03,453 'Cause that means more punches for this guy. 32 00:01:03,547 --> 00:01:05,138 Uh, yeah, I have my own punch card. 33 00:01:05,291 --> 00:01:06,790 -No big deal. -Give me, give me, give me. 34 00:01:06,883 --> 00:01:08,233 With the purchase of a tenth boba, 35 00:01:08,460 --> 00:01:12,571 we're eligible to receive a free extra large super boba-ly boba 36 00:01:12,798 --> 00:01:13,980 with extra boba balls. 37 00:01:14,133 --> 00:01:15,649 And I don't know if you know this, 38 00:01:15,801 --> 00:01:17,725 but extra large is huge. 39 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:18,744 -Makes sense. -Thank you. 40 00:01:18,895 --> 00:01:20,079 -Extra balls! -Gene. 41 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:22,656 (yawns): Oof. We stayed up too late last night. 42 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:23,916 Well, that's your fault, Father. 43 00:01:24,067 --> 00:01:25,659 We wanted to go to bed like good children, 44 00:01:25,811 --> 00:01:28,587 and you were like, "No, watch more movies on TV with me." 45 00:01:28,738 --> 00:01:31,256 -Mm. -And you insisted we not finish our homework! 46 00:01:31,408 --> 00:01:33,241 You stayed up? What'd you guys watch? 47 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:34,484 TINA: The end of Grease 48 00:01:34,578 --> 00:01:36,244 and the beginning of Blade Runner. 49 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:37,487 The theme of the night was 50 00:01:37,581 --> 00:01:38,839 "these are two movies that are on." 51 00:01:39,007 --> 00:01:40,415 Is Blade Runner good for kids? 52 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:43,268 -Oh, not at all. -I like when robots look like robots, 53 00:01:43,345 --> 00:01:45,753 not like Rutger Hauer in his prime. 54 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:47,589 WALL-E is more human than all of you! 55 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,666 I like when robots look like the Terminator 56 00:01:49,759 --> 00:01:51,092 and they are the Terminator. 57 00:01:51,170 --> 00:01:52,686 I like the movie where the robot just has a face 58 00:01:52,838 --> 00:01:55,280 and the rest of her is silver. Best of both worlds, right? 59 00:01:55,432 --> 00:01:58,099 So it's settled-- we'll all marry different kinds of robots. 60 00:01:58,119 --> 00:01:59,601 Uh-huh, uh-huh. 61 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,269 (whispering): Did you find out what Tina wants 62 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:03,013 -for her birthday? -No, I forgot. 63 00:02:03,031 --> 00:02:04,865 Let's work it into the conversation now. 64 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:06,700 -Um, I can hear you. -You hush. 65 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:08,293 This is all your fault, getting older. 66 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:11,037 -What do we get you for your birthday?! -(grunting) 67 00:02:11,132 --> 00:02:13,615 And take us to boba! 68 00:02:13,709 --> 00:02:15,759 ♪ ♪ 69 00:02:20,790 --> 00:02:22,382 TAMMY: In sports news, 70 00:02:22,534 --> 00:02:24,309 the Wagstaff Whalers chess team 71 00:02:24,386 --> 00:02:25,886 played some other school, and I think they lost. 72 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:28,313 So, that's a bummer, but, also, it's fine. 73 00:02:28,465 --> 00:02:29,723 -(quietly): Hey. Jimmy Jr. -What? 74 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:32,300 Hi. I just wanted to make sure I wasn't distracting you 75 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:33,543 or anything, with my new shirt. 76 00:02:33,637 --> 00:02:36,229 -Huh? Oh. That's new? -Shh! This is important. 77 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:37,990 ...and I walked by and I smelled it and it was gross. 78 00:02:38,217 --> 00:02:40,884 And now for our new segment Wow or Weird, 79 00:02:40,886 --> 00:02:42,143 where we look at stuff that people are doing 80 00:02:42,312 --> 00:02:43,871 and tell you if it's wow or weird. 81 00:02:43,980 --> 00:02:45,722 And, yes, it's totally news. Jocelyn? 82 00:02:45,741 --> 00:02:48,241 Callie's new nail polish-- wow. 83 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:51,003 Jason's eggplant sandwich that he brought from home-- 84 00:02:51,230 --> 00:02:53,505 -weird. -Tammy's new braces-- wow. 85 00:02:53,732 --> 00:02:55,415 Oh, my gosh, really? (chuckles): Okay. 86 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:58,010 -Jocelyn's new laugh... -(giggles) 87 00:02:58,237 --> 00:03:00,328 -Wow. -How about Tina's horse shirt? 88 00:03:00,422 --> 00:03:02,830 -Mm, weird. -Yeah, weird. 89 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,999 -And that's the news. -(quietly): That went really well. 90 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:06,685 -So well. -Guys, what the heck? 91 00:03:06,912 --> 00:03:09,095 Tina, we're having a meeting. We looked really good. 92 00:03:09,248 --> 00:03:11,064 -So good. -(school bell rings) 93 00:03:12,434 --> 00:03:14,175 -(bell tinkles) -BOB: Pretty great day 94 00:03:14,195 --> 00:03:16,528 -so far, huh? -Yeah, we had customers and everything. 95 00:03:16,721 --> 00:03:19,013 -I don't even mind cleaning the bathroom. -Not it. 96 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:20,273 -(door opens) -Oh, you're doing it. Great. 97 00:03:20,426 --> 00:03:22,034 -Aah! -What? What? What is it? 98 00:03:22,185 --> 00:03:23,610 God, I thought you fell in the urinal again. 99 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:24,778 (sighs) Look. 100 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:26,446 LINDA: "Bob's is crap." 101 00:03:26,598 --> 00:03:29,115 -What the...? -Someone ate here 102 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:30,450 and wrote on the wall 103 00:03:30,602 --> 00:03:33,194 -that we're crap? -It's just some dum-dum. 104 00:03:33,214 --> 00:03:34,604 They don't even know what they're writing. 105 00:03:34,698 --> 00:03:36,606 Pooping can make people do crazy things. 106 00:03:36,625 --> 00:03:39,867 -The texts I've sent... -(dazed): I'll go get something to wash it. 107 00:03:39,962 --> 00:03:42,704 It's on there good, isn't it? What kind of pen is this? 108 00:03:42,798 --> 00:03:44,372 Ugh! Ugh! Bathroom wall! Ugh! 109 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:46,058 -(bell tinkles) -Hi, kids! 110 00:03:46,285 --> 00:03:47,875 How was school? Your father's in the bathroom, 111 00:03:47,953 --> 00:03:50,954 scrubbing something off the wall, and he's... totally fine. 112 00:03:51,047 --> 00:03:53,515 Well, uh, Tina's totally fine, too. 113 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:57,069 No one said anything not nice about her new shirt, 114 00:03:57,296 --> 00:03:58,795 and so we're here, 115 00:03:58,814 --> 00:04:01,298 instead of getting super boba with extra balls. 116 00:04:01,316 --> 00:04:03,224 -Extra balls! -Those jerks! 117 00:04:03,318 --> 00:04:06,970 I hope whoever said something about your shirt sits on a fork. 118 00:04:07,063 --> 00:04:09,081 With sauce on it. So it hurts and it stains. 119 00:04:09,232 --> 00:04:10,582 (sighs deeply, groans) 120 00:04:10,809 --> 00:04:11,825 Tina, why don't you go upstairs 121 00:04:11,994 --> 00:04:13,401 and do something nice for yourself? 122 00:04:13,495 --> 00:04:15,754 Eat crackers in the bath. That's what I do. 123 00:04:15,905 --> 00:04:17,422 It gets a little mushy in there, 124 00:04:17,574 --> 00:04:18,999 -but it's nice. -Okay. 125 00:04:19,151 --> 00:04:21,075 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm depressed, too. 126 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:22,836 -Can I get out of working? -Uh-uh. 127 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,912 -Oh, fine. -(groans loudly) Mother, 128 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:26,840 may you never feel this kind of pain. 129 00:04:26,992 --> 00:04:28,600 And don't bring up childbirth. 130 00:04:28,827 --> 00:04:29,935 TINA: No. 131 00:04:30,012 --> 00:04:32,688 (grunting) 132 00:04:34,016 --> 00:04:35,849 Judgy. (grunts) 133 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,276 In a dark, 134 00:04:37,427 --> 00:04:39,519 drizzly, dystopian future, 135 00:04:39,671 --> 00:04:42,188 the Wag... stell Company 136 00:04:42,341 --> 00:04:45,325 will make humanlike bots... 137 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:49,162 ...to do manual labor. 138 00:04:50,607 --> 00:04:52,541 ♪ ♪ 139 00:04:54,295 --> 00:04:56,277 Amidst this drudgery, the bots 140 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:59,131 occasionally find small ways 141 00:04:59,282 --> 00:05:01,049 to express themselves. 142 00:05:02,377 --> 00:05:04,219 It's nice... 143 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:07,973 ...but also risky. 144 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:10,458 Because their every move is watched 145 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,269 and judged. 146 00:05:14,631 --> 00:05:16,606 ♪ ♪ 147 00:05:19,803 --> 00:05:23,530 (speaking inaudibly) 148 00:05:25,551 --> 00:05:28,309 (speaking inaudibly) 149 00:05:28,329 --> 00:05:30,245 ♪ ♪ 150 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,417 (speaks inaudibly) 151 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:47,179 ♪ ♪ 152 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,125 (alarm blaring) 153 00:06:29,615 --> 00:06:31,098 Ow. I'm okay. 154 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:34,142 ♪ ♪ 155 00:06:45,388 --> 00:06:47,072 ♪ ♪ 156 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:55,455 (announcer speaks Korean over speaker) 157 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:06,149 I need your coat, your shoes and your bike. 158 00:07:06,151 --> 00:07:07,575 Oh, you're a mannequin. 159 00:07:07,669 --> 00:07:09,002 Or a woman-equin? 160 00:07:09,078 --> 00:07:10,595 I like your hair. 161 00:07:12,991 --> 00:07:13,915 Hello there. 162 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,934 Nice night to do human stuff. 163 00:07:16,085 --> 00:07:17,752 (chuckling nervously) 164 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:18,753 Hi. Hi. 165 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:19,754 Hi. 166 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,731 Hello. 167 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:27,612 Uh... (grunts) 168 00:07:27,764 --> 00:07:29,281 Oh. Whoops. 169 00:07:29,432 --> 00:07:30,699 ♪ ♪ 170 00:07:43,188 --> 00:07:45,755 (speaking inaudibly) 171 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:53,054 ♪ ♪ 172 00:08:04,559 --> 00:08:07,635 (speaking inaudibly) 173 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:09,696 ♪ ♪ 174 00:08:23,820 --> 00:08:25,537 Come in. Sit down. 175 00:08:25,689 --> 00:08:28,064 Care if I talk? I'm kind of nervous when I take tests. 176 00:08:28,083 --> 00:08:29,323 Uh, please, don't move. 177 00:08:29,417 --> 00:08:31,584 This thing is, like, so hard to set up. 178 00:08:31,737 --> 00:08:33,236 -TINA: Oh. Sorry. -Okay. 179 00:08:33,255 --> 00:08:35,238 You're in a desert, when, all of a sudden, 180 00:08:35,331 --> 00:08:36,681 you look down and see a tortoise. 181 00:08:36,908 --> 00:08:38,925 -Tortoise? What's that? -Do you know what a turtle is? 182 00:08:39,077 --> 00:08:41,186 Totally. Do you know what it is? 183 00:08:41,413 --> 00:08:42,521 Yeah. You know, they have the shells 184 00:08:42,597 --> 00:08:44,856 and they sort of stick their heads out like... 185 00:08:45,083 --> 00:08:45,840 (grunting) 186 00:08:45,934 --> 00:08:47,267 Right. Turtles. 187 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:49,919 You reach down. You flip the tortoise over on its back. 188 00:08:49,938 --> 00:08:52,513 The tortoise lays on its back, beating its... legs, 189 00:08:52,607 --> 00:08:55,775 trying to turn itself over, but it can't, not without your help. 190 00:08:55,927 --> 00:08:57,035 But you're not helping. 191 00:08:57,186 --> 00:08:58,428 TINA: I'm sorry, can you start again? 192 00:08:58,446 --> 00:08:59,946 I was thinking of something else. 193 00:09:00,098 --> 00:09:01,373 -Oh, my God. -I'm kidding. I heard. 194 00:09:01,524 --> 00:09:03,116 -Shall we continue? -Sure. 195 00:09:03,192 --> 00:09:04,209 Just adjusting something under the table. 196 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:05,860 Don't even worry about it. 197 00:09:05,954 --> 00:09:08,121 Well, the eye thing is off now, so I got to fix it. 198 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,773 Yeah, yeah, go ahead. I'm just dealing 199 00:09:09,791 --> 00:09:11,958 with a different thing, not a weapon pointed at you. 200 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,552 Okay. Focused. 201 00:09:13,779 --> 00:09:16,946 Now, describe only the good things that come to your mind 202 00:09:16,965 --> 00:09:18,114 about your mother. 203 00:09:18,133 --> 00:09:19,115 -My mother? -Yeah. 204 00:09:19,134 --> 00:09:20,450 Let me tell you about my mother. 205 00:09:20,468 --> 00:09:22,894 -LINDA: Tina! Breakfast! -(inhales deeply) 206 00:09:23,046 --> 00:09:24,396 (sighs) 207 00:09:24,472 --> 00:09:25,805 (sighs deeply) 208 00:09:25,974 --> 00:09:28,458 (coughs) Gene, uh, was there something you wanted to say? 209 00:09:28,476 --> 00:09:29,459 About Tina? 210 00:09:29,552 --> 00:09:32,145 Oh. Uh, just how much I... love her. 211 00:09:32,297 --> 00:09:33,405 Me, too. I love her so much. 212 00:09:33,556 --> 00:09:35,481 And have you noticed that she's gorgeous? 213 00:09:35,634 --> 00:09:37,817 Please stop saying you love Tina so she'll take you to boba. 214 00:09:37,969 --> 00:09:39,411 It's unrelated. 215 00:09:39,562 --> 00:09:41,746 Yeah, are you scared of feelings, Father? 216 00:09:41,898 --> 00:09:43,064 Tina, honey, look at me. 217 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,474 I'm gonna say birthday present ideas 218 00:09:44,567 --> 00:09:46,734 and you just smile at the ones that make you happy. 219 00:09:46,828 --> 00:09:49,312 Books. Arts and crafts. 220 00:09:49,331 --> 00:09:50,905 Poster. 221 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,816 Nice bottle of wine. 222 00:09:52,909 --> 00:09:54,651 Mom, I'm sorry! I don't know, okay?! 223 00:09:54,669 --> 00:09:56,577 Okay, okay. Bob, you got to help me here. 224 00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:59,339 Sorry. I'm a little preoccupied about, you know, 225 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:00,765 how Bob's is crap. 226 00:10:00,917 --> 00:10:01,933 You're not crap, Dad! 227 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:03,435 Whoever wrote that about you is crap! 228 00:10:03,586 --> 00:10:06,104 And we should flush them down the toilet! 229 00:10:06,331 --> 00:10:07,939 Mother, Father, you're upsetting her. 230 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,641 This is not the time! 231 00:10:09,793 --> 00:10:11,276 Tina, look at me now. 232 00:10:11,427 --> 00:10:13,111 Boba? Yum, yum? 233 00:10:13,262 --> 00:10:15,188 Boba, boba, boba, boba, boba, boba. 234 00:10:15,340 --> 00:10:16,430 I'm going to school. 235 00:10:16,524 --> 00:10:18,265 -You blew it. -You blew it. -(groans) 236 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,952 And now the smash hit segment Wow or Weird, 237 00:10:21,104 --> 00:10:23,771 episode two, "Wower and Weirder." Jocelyn? 238 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:26,458 Teresa's new necklace that I think has a ladybug on it? 239 00:10:26,609 --> 00:10:29,202 Weird. You should be able to tell if it's a ladybug. 240 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,963 My new bands for my braces. Purple, anyone? 241 00:10:32,190 --> 00:10:34,040 JOCELYN: So wow. So purple. 242 00:10:34,192 --> 00:10:35,783 Recess. Shooting baskets? 243 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,118 More like shooting bad-skets. 244 00:10:37,212 --> 00:10:38,970 Yeah. Weird-sketball. 245 00:10:39,197 --> 00:10:41,881 -Hey! -(sighs) At least I'm not in the news today. 246 00:10:42,033 --> 00:10:44,367 And look at Tina's socks. Kind of weird. 247 00:10:44,386 --> 00:10:46,369 -Damn it! -Jimmy Jr.'s run? 248 00:10:46,462 --> 00:10:48,204 It's not not weird. And the vest? 249 00:10:48,297 --> 00:10:49,296 More like weird-st. 250 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,390 That's not cool, you guys. 251 00:10:50,542 --> 00:10:51,875 He runs like an angel! 252 00:10:51,893 --> 00:10:54,878 And the vest flaps behind him like-like little wings! 253 00:10:55,046 --> 00:10:57,230 ♪ ♪ 254 00:10:57,382 --> 00:10:59,866 Sorry to interrupt again, but what's your name? 255 00:11:00,051 --> 00:11:01,234 Butt-erd. Jimmy Butt-erd Jr. 256 00:11:01,386 --> 00:11:02,476 -(door opens) -CHIEF: Hey, Butt-erd. 257 00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:04,387 Aren't you done yet? We need the room. 258 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:06,055 -Also, your vest is dumb. -Yep. 259 00:11:06,074 --> 00:11:08,408 Thanks. That's helpful. (sighs) 260 00:11:08,576 --> 00:11:09,893 Are you... okay? 261 00:11:10,061 --> 00:11:12,987 I'm fine. It's just, you know, you try something new 262 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,488 and you're taking some chances. 263 00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:17,175 I like it. People can be so judgy. 264 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,511 Who needs sleeves on everything, right? 265 00:11:19,662 --> 00:11:20,828 Right. 266 00:11:20,906 --> 00:11:21,846 This test is stupid. 267 00:11:21,998 --> 00:11:23,497 Yeah? I mean, yeah. 268 00:11:23,575 --> 00:11:26,184 Do you want to go somewhere and kiss each other's mouths? 269 00:11:26,335 --> 00:11:28,002 (playing discordant notes) 270 00:11:28,096 --> 00:11:29,429 TINA: I didn't know if I could play. 271 00:11:29,581 --> 00:11:30,413 You can't. 272 00:11:30,506 --> 00:11:31,690 -No. -Let me see if I can play. 273 00:11:31,917 --> 00:11:32,916 (playing discordant notes) 274 00:11:32,934 --> 00:11:33,841 TINA: About the same. 275 00:11:34,010 --> 00:11:35,176 Maybe we're both really good? 276 00:11:35,270 --> 00:11:36,861 Should we kiss? You mentioned something 277 00:11:37,088 --> 00:11:38,345 -about that before? -Okay. 278 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:41,199 You broke the rules, Jimmy Butt-erd Jr. 279 00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:42,608 You're supposed to retrieve deviant bots 280 00:11:42,761 --> 00:11:44,869 so they can be wiped, not make out with them 281 00:11:45,096 --> 00:11:46,187 while you play the piano, 282 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,764 using your strange scales. 283 00:11:47,857 --> 00:11:51,284 Zaff! My colleague and rival in the Bot Bagger division. 284 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,877 That's right. It's me, Zaff. 285 00:11:53,029 --> 00:11:54,695 And that bot's about to get got. 286 00:11:54,773 --> 00:11:57,632 You're in a lot of trouble, too, mister. You're busted! Mm! 287 00:12:02,038 --> 00:12:03,555 (breathing heavily) 288 00:12:03,782 --> 00:12:06,207 (quietly): You think she's doing homework? 289 00:12:06,301 --> 00:12:07,951 Lot of heavy breathing for homework. 290 00:12:07,969 --> 00:12:09,118 Yeah, it's the sexy fiction. 291 00:12:09,137 --> 00:12:10,377 Hi. Bye. Sorry. 292 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,305 Okay, just real quick, jewelry? Yes or no? 293 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,048 ♪ ♪ 294 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,291 Listen to me, please! 295 00:12:15,384 --> 00:12:16,976 You don't want to bring me in for wiping! 296 00:12:17,128 --> 00:12:18,795 Zaff, think about what our jobs are. 297 00:12:18,813 --> 00:12:22,056 Retrieving bots to be wiped and erasing all their memories, 298 00:12:22,150 --> 00:12:24,300 any sense of identity that they have. 299 00:12:24,302 --> 00:12:25,559 I mean, thankfully, I'm a human person, 300 00:12:25,653 --> 00:12:28,413 so that'll never happen to me, but imagine. 301 00:12:28,564 --> 00:12:30,139 Well, uh, I hate to tell you this, pal, 302 00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:31,641 but you're one of them. 303 00:12:31,734 --> 00:12:32,475 Me? A bot? 304 00:12:32,494 --> 00:12:33,493 That's ridiculous. 305 00:12:33,736 --> 00:12:35,236 I have all these memories of my childhood. 306 00:12:35,330 --> 00:12:37,146 Implants. They're memories from the niece 307 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,315 of the head guy of the company that made you. 308 00:12:39,334 --> 00:12:41,000 But I remember them so clearly. 309 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,576 There was the one from when I was a kid 310 00:12:42,654 --> 00:12:44,262 and I watched a spider make a web 311 00:12:44,413 --> 00:12:45,746 and then I put a potato chip in the web 312 00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:47,657 and she was like, "What is this?" 313 00:12:47,675 --> 00:12:48,992 Oh. (stammering) 314 00:12:49,085 --> 00:12:50,343 Hold up. That's my memory. 315 00:12:50,419 --> 00:12:52,845 What? Do you remember when Anneleise Doucette 316 00:12:52,998 --> 00:12:53,938 pulled your pigtail? 317 00:12:54,165 --> 00:12:55,331 Holy smokes! 318 00:12:55,424 --> 00:12:57,517 -Are we both bots? Jinx! -Are we both bots? Jinx! 319 00:12:57,669 --> 00:13:00,111 Why would they make you bots who don't know you're bots? 320 00:13:00,263 --> 00:13:01,428 What's the point? 321 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,947 Probably makes us better at our jobs. 322 00:13:03,099 --> 00:13:03,948 ZEKE: Wait, why? 323 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:05,432 Oh... 324 00:13:05,527 --> 00:13:07,176 Because if we knew we were bots, we'd be all like, 325 00:13:07,270 --> 00:13:09,345 "Hey, I don't want to get all these bots wiped. 326 00:13:09,364 --> 00:13:10,847 I'm a bot, for bot's sake." 327 00:13:10,865 --> 00:13:12,865 We've got to talk to someone in the company that made us. 328 00:13:13,018 --> 00:13:13,941 Someone in charge. 329 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,368 Yeah, that makes sense. 330 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:17,128 But, hey, Jimmy Butt-erd, you want to wrestle first? 331 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,779 -Okay. Ow! Ow! -I'm gonna get ya! Come on! 332 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:21,132 -Zaff, that's too rough! -I got ya! Yep, yep, I got excited. 333 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,284 TINA: She needed to talk to someone on the inside 334 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,303 if anything was going to change. 335 00:13:25,454 --> 00:13:27,547 On the outside of the inside. 336 00:13:27,699 --> 00:13:29,957 -(school bell rings) -MR. GRANT: Tina, the Wow or Weird segment 337 00:13:30,051 --> 00:13:31,551 is student-made programming. 338 00:13:31,703 --> 00:13:33,886 We're learning about freedom of the press, I think. 339 00:13:34,039 --> 00:13:36,797 -But they're being mean! -That's what we're learning-- that they are mean. 340 00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:39,058 But, really, it's only mean if you're one of the weirds. 341 00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:40,318 -The wows love it. -Ugh! 342 00:13:40,545 --> 00:13:43,321 They're circling kids' clothing and being judgy! 343 00:13:43,472 --> 00:13:45,824 That touch screen technology is pretty incredible, huh? 344 00:13:45,975 --> 00:13:48,309 I was surprised we were able to get that with our budget. 345 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,719 I feel like you're not listening, Mr. Grant. 346 00:13:49,737 --> 00:13:51,721 It's kind of the key to the segment, I think. 347 00:13:51,739 --> 00:13:55,408 You can see them drawing right on the screen. The school said, 348 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,335 "You can get textbooks or you can get the touch screen," 349 00:13:57,486 --> 00:13:59,486 and I was like, "Hello! That's like asking, 350 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,339 'Do you want to go forward or do you want to go backward?'" 351 00:14:01,490 --> 00:14:03,824 And people perked up at that point in the meeting, 352 00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:04,901 I can tell you that. 353 00:14:04,994 --> 00:14:07,161 Man, she's still in a huff. 354 00:14:07,255 --> 00:14:08,754 Look at her huffin' all around. 355 00:14:08,907 --> 00:14:10,164 H.R. Huff-nstuf. 356 00:14:10,258 --> 00:14:11,665 We got to fix her, if we ever want to taste 357 00:14:11,834 --> 00:14:15,336 that extra large super boba-ly boba with extra balls. 358 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,689 And we happen to know the newsy little floozy 359 00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:18,915 who's winding her up. 360 00:14:19,008 --> 00:14:20,433 Yeah. Wait, who? 361 00:14:20,585 --> 00:14:22,752 -You want us to do what now? Mm. -Mm-hmm. 362 00:14:22,770 --> 00:14:25,530 Go on the air and talk about Tina's really great horse shirt. 363 00:14:25,681 --> 00:14:26,589 No? 364 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,682 She's interested, she's interested. 365 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:31,352 Or you publicly admit that everything you said is garbage. 366 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,262 -Two good options. -Mm. -Mm-hmm. 367 00:14:33,281 --> 00:14:35,856 Well, thanks so much for sharing this feedback with us. 368 00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:38,101 We'll totally take that into consideration never. 369 00:14:38,119 --> 00:14:40,044 Make my sister happy, damn it! 370 00:14:40,196 --> 00:14:41,713 There's boba on the line! 371 00:14:41,864 --> 00:14:45,425 Oh, my God. So much spit came out. 372 00:14:46,127 --> 00:14:48,720 (indistinct chatter) 373 00:14:50,632 --> 00:14:51,705 No! 374 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:54,041 Not again! Gah! 375 00:14:54,135 --> 00:14:55,376 (sniffs) Whoever did this, 376 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,970 if I catch you, I will put you in my truck 377 00:14:58,123 --> 00:14:59,622 -and I will... -Teddy, Teddy, stop. 378 00:14:59,641 --> 00:15:01,065 -Check, please. -No one's leaving! 379 00:15:01,217 --> 00:15:02,808 -Teddy! -Oh, Bob. 380 00:15:02,961 --> 00:15:05,320 -Dear, sweet Bob. -What? 381 00:15:06,722 --> 00:15:08,907 We need to get handwriting samples from all of them! 382 00:15:08,983 --> 00:15:11,725 -No. No. -The marker... might have stained their fingers. 383 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:14,061 -Like blood. Let's check their fingers. -Bob. 384 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,488 Everybody line up! We're checking fingers! 385 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,823 None of these people have been in the bathroom. 386 00:15:17,976 --> 00:15:19,400 I'm 90% sure, okay? 387 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,810 It's actually a little strange. 388 00:15:20,828 --> 00:15:22,311 That guy's had three cups of coffee. 389 00:15:22,330 --> 00:15:24,647 But whoever did this is long gone, all right? 390 00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:25,648 This isn't over! 391 00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:27,091 -It's not over! -Oh, my. 392 00:15:27,318 --> 00:15:29,335 Restaurants, huh? So fun. 393 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,428 More coffee? 394 00:15:30,579 --> 00:15:32,096 How's it going, Bob? 395 00:15:32,248 --> 00:15:33,264 Who would do this? 396 00:15:33,416 --> 00:15:35,007 Or is this a different person? 397 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,417 I think I'm gonna be sick. 398 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,102 -Okay, so you're doing good. -What about this? 399 00:15:38,254 --> 00:15:39,829 A small device-- not a camera-- 400 00:15:39,847 --> 00:15:42,941 that's triggered by extended contact with the wall. 401 00:15:43,092 --> 00:15:44,167 Also, it is a camera. 402 00:15:44,185 --> 00:15:45,276 Seems like no ethical issues there. 403 00:15:45,428 --> 00:15:46,852 We'd just have to run a very light 404 00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,354 electrical current through the whole room. 405 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,173 You wouldn't want to get it wet, I guess. 406 00:15:50,191 --> 00:15:52,008 Perfect for a bathroom. I approve this plan. 407 00:15:52,101 --> 00:15:53,359 -Teddy, not helping. -(sighs) 408 00:15:53,511 --> 00:15:55,269 I think I need to let go of boba, 409 00:15:55,363 --> 00:15:56,645 to move on, to heal. 410 00:15:56,647 --> 00:15:58,957 There must be other chewy beverages, right? 411 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,683 No, Gene. We can't give up. 412 00:16:00,743 --> 00:16:04,520 If we could just get into Tina's huffy hormonal head somehow, 413 00:16:04,522 --> 00:16:07,190 we could figure out what to say to make her feel better. 414 00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:09,025 Hmm. She's been up to her butt 415 00:16:09,118 --> 00:16:11,377 in her erotic friend fan fiction. 416 00:16:11,529 --> 00:16:13,696 -Maybe we read that? -If we can stomach it. 417 00:16:13,715 --> 00:16:15,531 So many run-on sentences. 418 00:16:15,550 --> 00:16:18,292 -(groans) -Ooh, you think maybe she writes about possible birthday presents 419 00:16:18,386 --> 00:16:20,553 and fun party activities in those stories? 420 00:16:20,705 --> 00:16:22,129 Maybe I could read 'em, too. 421 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,222 Maybe they'll give me some ideas. 422 00:16:23,374 --> 00:16:24,724 You mean maybe she wrote an erotic story 423 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:25,984 about gift certificates? 424 00:16:26,135 --> 00:16:27,210 -Yeah. -The only problem is 425 00:16:27,228 --> 00:16:28,486 she never leaves her room these days. 426 00:16:28,637 --> 00:16:29,970 -She's up there now. -Well, she has to go to school, 427 00:16:30,064 --> 00:16:30,989 -right? -Right. 428 00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:32,139 Gene and I will skip school. 429 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,140 This is more important. 430 00:16:33,234 --> 00:16:34,325 We're all on the same page. 431 00:16:34,477 --> 00:16:36,143 Nope, nope. You guys go to school. 432 00:16:36,237 --> 00:16:37,686 I'll look. Aw, Bobby. 433 00:16:37,688 --> 00:16:39,497 You want me to go in there and write something nice? 434 00:16:39,574 --> 00:16:42,000 I thought of some stuff last night. This one's good. 435 00:16:42,151 --> 00:16:43,576 "Here I sit, all brokenhearted. 436 00:16:43,728 --> 00:16:46,562 Bob is great and he's just getting started." 437 00:16:46,655 --> 00:16:48,064 -Aw. -No. Thank you. 438 00:16:48,233 --> 00:16:49,507 Or... maybe. 439 00:16:51,236 --> 00:16:54,237 JIMMY JR.: The guy from the bot company said he'd meet us here? 440 00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:55,404 He said it's an unpopular restaurant 441 00:16:55,423 --> 00:16:57,164 where no one will see him. Sorry. 442 00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:00,167 No, he's right. Please enjoy your secret sketchy rendezvous. 443 00:17:00,245 --> 00:17:02,211 Well, I've never been here before, 444 00:17:02,213 --> 00:17:03,262 but it seems very not crap. 445 00:17:03,414 --> 00:17:04,671 All right! 446 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:07,341 So this bot company guy's gonna give us some answers? 447 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,584 That's what he said. He said, "I'll give you 448 00:17:08,677 --> 00:17:10,102 -a bunch of answers." -And we trust him? 449 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,088 He super-promised not to tell anybody 450 00:17:12,106 --> 00:17:13,347 about us being bots on the run. 451 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,940 NEWSWOMAN: Police say the bots 452 00:17:15,017 --> 00:17:17,093 are dangerous and also kind of weird. 453 00:17:17,111 --> 00:17:18,202 -Guys. -Oh, darn. 454 00:17:18,429 --> 00:17:19,686 Well, they still have to find us. 455 00:17:19,781 --> 00:17:21,614 OFFICER: Bots in the unpopular restaurant, 456 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,116 come out with your hands up! We have you surrounded! 457 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,711 -Shoot. -Well, at least they don't have us surrounded. 458 00:17:26,821 --> 00:17:28,421 Oh, wait. Ding-dang it. 459 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,201 We repeat, come out with your bot hands up! 460 00:17:34,295 --> 00:17:36,128 You're all getting super wiped! 461 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,704 -(click) -Oops, I dead-bolted the door. 462 00:17:37,799 --> 00:17:40,116 Hey, there's a bunch of cops in the back alley. Oh. 463 00:17:40,134 --> 00:17:41,375 Out in front, too, huh? 464 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,619 Yeah, we don't know what that's about. 465 00:17:43,712 --> 00:17:44,896 So strange. 466 00:17:45,047 --> 00:17:46,505 Well, the windows are bulletproof, 467 00:17:46,657 --> 00:17:48,549 and the walls are reinforced concrete. 468 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,518 I put all that in. Very reasonable cost. 469 00:17:50,628 --> 00:17:53,462 BOB: Yeah, 'cause things got kind of dystopian 470 00:17:53,631 --> 00:17:54,739 in this neighborhood. 471 00:17:54,966 --> 00:17:55,889 You folks gonna order? 472 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,633 I could eat. 473 00:17:57,726 --> 00:17:59,702 ♪ What if they're right? ♪ 474 00:18:00,638 --> 00:18:02,914 ♪ What if I'm weird ♪ 475 00:18:03,065 --> 00:18:06,626 ♪ And better off wiped? ♪ 476 00:18:08,496 --> 00:18:10,088 ♪ Front to back ♪ 477 00:18:10,239 --> 00:18:11,738 ♪ All my cracks ♪ 478 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,257 ♪ What if they're right? ♪ 479 00:18:13,334 --> 00:18:18,596 ♪ What if the me that lives inside ♪ 480 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:25,394 ♪ Is something I should try to hide? ♪ 481 00:18:26,331 --> 00:18:28,731 ♪ What if they're right? ♪ 482 00:18:29,834 --> 00:18:32,926 ♪ What if my vest is odd? ♪ 483 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,613 ♪ Okay if I ♪ 484 00:18:36,524 --> 00:18:40,100 ♪ Still eat a burger if I'm a bot? ♪ 485 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,527 I'm hungry. 486 00:18:41,679 --> 00:18:47,375 ♪ Is it so bad to steer off course? ♪ 487 00:18:48,353 --> 00:18:50,353 ♪ And wear a shirt ♪ 488 00:18:50,371 --> 00:18:54,382 ♪ With a really cool horse? ♪ 489 00:18:58,529 --> 00:19:01,364 ♪ How do they know what I feel in my soul ♪ 490 00:19:01,382 --> 00:19:05,050 ♪ That I might just be poop or crap? ♪ 491 00:19:05,203 --> 00:19:09,705 ♪ Honey, I worry you're gettin' a little too focused ♪ 492 00:19:09,798 --> 00:19:11,707 ♪ On bathroom feedback ♪ 493 00:19:11,726 --> 00:19:17,446 ♪ I thought that we could have it all ♪ 494 00:19:19,233 --> 00:19:22,067 ♪ We're never gonna taste ♪ 495 00:19:22,236 --> 00:19:25,997 ♪ Those balls... ♪ 496 00:19:26,148 --> 00:19:30,075 BOTH: ♪ Feels like something's wrong with me ♪ 497 00:19:30,228 --> 00:19:33,412 ♪ And they know it ♪ 498 00:19:33,564 --> 00:19:37,324 ♪ They took one look my way ♪ 499 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:40,403 ♪ And exposed it ♪ 500 00:19:40,496 --> 00:19:45,725 ♪ I'm ready to give up the fight ♪ 501 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:52,506 ♪ And just admit that they are right. ♪ 502 00:19:53,434 --> 00:19:54,917 TEDDY: There is the secret tunnel. 503 00:19:55,010 --> 00:19:57,753 Oh, yeah. I forgot. We have a secret tunnel in the basement. 504 00:19:57,755 --> 00:20:00,031 If that's, like, something you're interested in. 505 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,091 It's for if things ever got extra dystopian. 506 00:20:02,109 --> 00:20:03,367 It opens out at the end of the block. 507 00:20:03,519 --> 00:20:05,203 Good if you need to run out for wine, too. 508 00:20:05,354 --> 00:20:07,354 -You zip out, you zip back. -Okay, I'm embarrassed 509 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,040 we didn't mention the secret tunnel before. 510 00:20:09,191 --> 00:20:11,450 By the way, nobody's peed in it ever. 511 00:20:11,602 --> 00:20:13,544 Yep, yep, okay. Uh, can we see it? 512 00:20:13,771 --> 00:20:14,770 (grunting) 513 00:20:14,863 --> 00:20:16,214 -Cool. -Very cool. 514 00:20:16,365 --> 00:20:18,198 -BOB: Wait, watch out! -(shouting) 515 00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:19,700 -No! -CHIEF: You're coming with us. 516 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,553 We're taking you to the nearest available wiping station. 517 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,539 -Hey, where is that? -That's, uh, Wagstell Manufacturing, Chief. 518 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,874 -(grunting) -Come on! Come on, let go! Come on! 519 00:20:27,969 --> 00:20:29,710 -Jimmy Butt-erd! -Run! 520 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,044 (shouting) 521 00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:33,213 Oh, that's a lot to clean up. 522 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,732 (grunting) 523 00:20:34,809 --> 00:20:37,068 I won't let them wipe you front to back, Jimmy Butt-erd Jr. 524 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:39,070 I won't let them wipe anybody. 525 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:40,404 I have to do something. 526 00:20:40,631 --> 00:20:42,240 I have to do something to stop them. 527 00:20:42,467 --> 00:20:43,983 It's kind of the key to the segment. 528 00:20:44,151 --> 00:20:45,985 You can see them drawing right on the screen, 529 00:20:46,153 --> 00:20:47,319 screen, screen, screen... 530 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:48,471 That's it, then. 531 00:20:48,564 --> 00:20:50,931 I'm gonna touch that touch screen hard. 532 00:20:50,933 --> 00:20:52,083 With a hammer. 533 00:20:52,234 --> 00:20:53,751 We have a hammer, right? Yeah. 534 00:20:53,902 --> 00:20:56,629 We do. I guess it's hammer time. 535 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,632 ♪ ♪ 536 00:21:18,336 --> 00:21:21,279 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 537 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,781 and TOYOTA. 538 00:21:24,008 --> 00:21:27,618 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org