1
00:00:02,819 --> 00:00:04,712
♪ ♪
2
00:00:19,503 --> 00:00:21,186
(indistinct chatter)
3
00:00:21,413 --> 00:00:22,354
The tots look exquisite today.
4
00:00:22,506 --> 00:00:24,097
And this apple is less brown
than usual.
5
00:00:24,174 --> 00:00:25,840
Um, excuse us?
6
00:00:25,934 --> 00:00:27,601
Or just keep
doing what you're doing.
7
00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:29,361
(grunts) Oh, sorry.
I was just stretching.
8
00:00:29,588 --> 00:00:31,012
Keeping my body
loose for the weekend.
9
00:00:31,032 --> 00:00:33,014
Because... I'm finally taking
10
00:00:33,092 --> 00:00:34,758
Spencer Blankenship's
Modern Dance Seminar.
11
00:00:34,777 --> 00:00:38,686
-Huh. Yep. Yeah, you are.
-Who's Spencer Blankenship?
12
00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:41,707
He's, like, the top modern dance
instructor of this century.
13
00:00:41,858 --> 00:00:43,208
And some of the last century.
14
00:00:43,435 --> 00:00:45,602
One of his former students went
on to become a backup dancer
15
00:00:45,621 --> 00:00:48,380
for Gloria Estefan
and the Miami Sound Machine,
16
00:00:48,457 --> 00:00:50,532
which my mom said is
a really big deal.
17
00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,609
But aren't you worried
the rhythm's gonna getcha?
18
00:00:52,628 --> 00:00:54,369
I don't know.
"Seminar" kinda sounds
19
00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,113
like school, but on the weekend.
20
00:00:56,206 --> 00:00:57,614
Yeah. Yuck. Hey.
21
00:00:57,707 --> 00:00:59,466
My cousin Leslie got
his minibike running again.
22
00:00:59,618 --> 00:01:01,209
Why don't you blow this
dancey thing off
23
00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:02,469
and let's just do that.
24
00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:03,729
Zeke, no. This seminar's
25
00:01:03,956 --> 00:01:05,380
gonna launch my dancing career.
26
00:01:05,549 --> 00:01:07,624
This is my destiny.
Hey, I found out that people
27
00:01:07,717 --> 00:01:10,235
are allowed to come and watch,
if anyone's interested.
28
00:01:10,462 --> 00:01:11,978
-Oh, hell yeah.
-Zeke? You in?
29
00:01:12,073 --> 00:01:14,722
(groans) Of course I'll come
and support my boy.
30
00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:17,910
Great. But maybe get some rest
before you come support me.
31
00:01:18,061 --> 00:01:19,411
Your energy is, like, down here,
32
00:01:19,638 --> 00:01:21,805
and I need it to be,
like, up here.
33
00:01:21,824 --> 00:01:22,973
Hey, Jimmy Jr.,
34
00:01:23,066 --> 00:01:24,641
ask your dance teacher
if this is anything.
35
00:01:24,660 --> 00:01:26,585
(grunting rhythmically)
36
00:01:26,736 --> 00:01:28,420
I mean, it's something.
37
00:01:29,315 --> 00:01:31,665
Great. Thanks, Frank.
I'll take care of her for you.
38
00:01:31,817 --> 00:01:34,151
Okay, then. Bye, Frank.
That was my buddy Frank.
39
00:01:34,169 --> 00:01:35,410
I-I gathered.
40
00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,262
I'm borrowing his little
fishing boat tomorrow.
41
00:01:37,489 --> 00:01:39,323
The Wonder Dogs are
playing a really good team,
42
00:01:39,341 --> 00:01:40,874
the Bingham Bay Barracudas.
43
00:01:41,026 --> 00:01:43,084
And the Wonder Dogs' only
good pitcher is
44
00:01:43,104 --> 00:01:44,161
still out with an injury,
45
00:01:44,163 --> 00:01:46,012
so it'll probably be
a bloodbath.
46
00:01:46,165 --> 00:01:48,089
Uh, why are you
so excited about that?
47
00:01:48,109 --> 00:01:50,500
Because I'm gonna take
the boat out behind the stadium
48
00:01:50,519 --> 00:01:52,519
and see if I can
fish out some home runs.
49
00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,671
Aw, fun. Ball fishin'.
50
00:01:54,731 --> 00:01:57,783
So the Barracudas are
supposed to be really good, huh?
51
00:01:57,934 --> 00:01:59,601
Yeah, the Barracudas
are stacked.
52
00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,120
A lot of their players could go
on to the majors.
53
00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:02,679
The majors is
the highest league
54
00:02:02,698 --> 00:02:05,515
-of baseball, Bob.
-I knew that, Teddy. Thank you.
55
00:02:05,534 --> 00:02:07,017
And if I get
those balls signed,
56
00:02:07,035 --> 00:02:08,443
they might be worth
a lot of money someday.
57
00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:10,629
-My ears are burning.
-Hi, kids.
58
00:02:10,856 --> 00:02:13,357
I want something that'll be
worth a lot of money someday.
59
00:02:13,375 --> 00:02:15,300
Come with me.
I'm borrowing a boat tomorrow
60
00:02:15,452 --> 00:02:17,285
and Sunday to fish
some home runs out of the bay.
61
00:02:17,379 --> 00:02:19,171
I'm in. I mean,
I sorta stopped listening
62
00:02:19,365 --> 00:02:20,714
after you said money,
but I'm in.
63
00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:23,033
Sounds good to me.
My tan needs work.
64
00:02:23,051 --> 00:02:24,701
I am a Pasty Patsy.
65
00:02:24,794 --> 00:02:27,512
-I wanna go.
I wanna go on a boat.
-Great. Come.
66
00:02:27,665 --> 00:02:29,206
So, everyone's going
out on a boat,
67
00:02:29,224 --> 00:02:31,966
-and I stay here
by myself and work?
-I think so?
68
00:02:31,986 --> 00:02:34,044
-We'd just get in the way.
-You do.
69
00:02:34,062 --> 00:02:35,212
Sometimes we just block you
70
00:02:35,305 --> 00:02:36,713
from wherever
you're trying to walk.
71
00:02:36,715 --> 00:02:39,140
-It's called "Block Dad."
-Yeah, I don't like that.
72
00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,568
You know, I've always
wanted to get a home run ball,
73
00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,403
ever since I was little.
Whenever I went to a game,
74
00:02:43,555 --> 00:02:45,722
it was all I could
think about.
75
00:02:45,741 --> 00:02:48,558
I've gotten close, but no luck.
76
00:02:48,652 --> 00:02:49,651
This could be my chance.
77
00:02:49,728 --> 00:02:51,077
Aw, my pappy and his dreams.
78
00:02:51,230 --> 00:02:54,006
Okay, so you go one day
and I'll go the other.
79
00:02:54,233 --> 00:02:55,248
BOTH:
I call first.
80
00:02:55,401 --> 00:02:56,400
(exhales)
We can arm wrestle for it.
81
00:02:56,493 --> 00:02:57,992
Wait, that's not fair to me.
82
00:02:58,012 --> 00:02:59,160
-Pick the pepper?
-Yep.
83
00:02:59,254 --> 00:03:00,295
(vocalizing)
84
00:03:00,406 --> 00:03:02,088
They used to choose popes
this way.
85
00:03:02,241 --> 00:03:03,164
Uh, that one.
86
00:03:03,242 --> 00:03:04,457
-Damn. Pepper.
-Yes.
87
00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:06,760
I mean, you'll have fun here
tomorrow, Lin.
88
00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:09,003
Okay, but I'm definitely
going Sunday.
89
00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:10,505
And I want an ice cream
in a mini helmet.
90
00:03:10,599 --> 00:03:13,358
-But you'll be in the water.
-I still want it.
91
00:03:13,585 --> 00:03:14,768
Well, count me
out for this weekend.
92
00:03:14,844 --> 00:03:16,436
Jimmy Jr. signed up
for this two-day intensive
93
00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,680
dance seminar, so I'm gonna
go watch and support him.
94
00:03:18,774 --> 00:03:20,757
He says this could make him
a famous backup dancer.
95
00:03:20,850 --> 00:03:23,093
And who knows? Maybe I'll
become a famous backup...
96
00:03:23,262 --> 00:03:24,870
singer, and we'll be
a famous backup couple.
97
00:03:25,021 --> 00:03:28,707
♪ Backup, backup singing ♪
98
00:03:28,934 --> 00:03:31,935
♪ Backup, backup dancing ♪
99
00:03:32,104 --> 00:03:34,862
♪ Backup singing,
backup dancing ♪
100
00:03:35,031 --> 00:03:37,090
♪ Oh, yeah. ♪
101
00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,442
-Damn.
-Don't forget us
102
00:03:38,535 --> 00:03:40,677
when you're at the top.
The top of the back.
103
00:03:44,207 --> 00:03:45,632
Hey, Zeke.
Isn't this exciting?
104
00:03:45,784 --> 00:03:47,133
Yeah. So exciting.
105
00:03:47,286 --> 00:03:49,286
This could be the beginning
of big things for Jimmy Jr.,
106
00:03:49,379 --> 00:03:51,045
and whoever gets to go
on tour with him.
107
00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:52,046
Uh-huh. Yeah.
(chuckles)
108
00:03:52,140 --> 00:03:53,640
Where my modern dance fans at?
109
00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:55,125
Oh, uh, right here?
110
00:03:55,143 --> 00:03:56,293
We're here to watch a friend.
111
00:03:56,462 --> 00:03:57,753
Or something more,
for some of us.
112
00:03:57,755 --> 00:03:59,571
-Flips Whitefudge.
-What's a Flips Whitefudge?
113
00:03:59,723 --> 00:04:01,907
-I'm a Flips Whitefudge.
-Are you a dancer, too?
114
00:04:02,134 --> 00:04:04,317
Oh, I don't know.
(grunting rhythmically)
115
00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:05,969
-Dang.
-Are you taking the seminar?
116
00:04:05,988 --> 00:04:07,654
Nah. Nah, nah,
nah, nah, nah, nah.
117
00:04:07,806 --> 00:04:09,414
I wish. This is for under 18.
118
00:04:09,566 --> 00:04:11,641
I would've loved to be
taught by Spencer Blankenship,
119
00:04:11,735 --> 00:04:13,067
but I'm 18... and a half.
120
00:04:13,161 --> 00:04:14,753
-Really?
-In dance years.
121
00:04:14,980 --> 00:04:17,163
-I'm under 30, bro.
-Hello, students.
I'm Spencer Blankenship,
122
00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:18,423
but you already knew that.
123
00:04:18,650 --> 00:04:20,150
-Yeah, we did.
-Some other things
124
00:04:20,168 --> 00:04:21,835
you probably know:
my star pupil,
125
00:04:21,987 --> 00:04:23,411
Declan Duggan,
was a backup dancer
126
00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,655
for Gloria Estefan
and the Miami Sound Machine.
127
00:04:25,674 --> 00:04:27,324
FLIPS:
GE and the MSM?
128
00:04:27,342 --> 00:04:29,659
What you may not know,
is not all of you will make it.
129
00:04:29,828 --> 00:04:31,770
In fact, most of you will fail.
130
00:04:31,997 --> 00:04:32,829
A little rough.
131
00:04:32,922 --> 00:04:34,848
Uh, I think he's
being inspiring,
132
00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:35,923
With scary words?
133
00:04:36,018 --> 00:04:37,501
So, we will work, we will sweat,
134
00:04:37,594 --> 00:04:39,519
we will mop up the sweat
after each day
135
00:04:39,671 --> 00:04:41,613
because we have
been asked to do that.
136
00:04:41,765 --> 00:04:44,674
And at the end of the weekend,
I will give every one of you
137
00:04:44,693 --> 00:04:46,434
a full critique and tell you
if you have a shot in
138
00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:49,179
this business, or if
you have no chance in hell.
139
00:04:49,197 --> 00:04:51,531
Now let's start off
with something fun and easy.
140
00:04:51,683 --> 00:04:54,684
Scoop arm into hip sway.
Two, three, four...
141
00:04:54,778 --> 00:04:57,111
(grunting rhythmically)
142
00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:58,297
Scoop and sway.
143
00:04:58,448 --> 00:05:00,040
That's a half scoop.
I'm not on a diet.
144
00:05:00,134 --> 00:05:01,875
Give me a full scoop. Oh...
145
00:05:02,027 --> 00:05:04,044
-that scoop is floppy.
-Uh, it is?
146
00:05:04,196 --> 00:05:06,196
Yeah, you're doing this,
which is...
147
00:05:06,214 --> 00:05:07,472
(trilling): floppy.
148
00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,549
Uh, I'm-- I was just
trying to put a little
149
00:05:09,701 --> 00:05:10,717
of my own flair on it.
150
00:05:10,869 --> 00:05:12,293
Students, you know the phrase
151
00:05:12,313 --> 00:05:13,812
"dance to the beat
of your own drum"?
152
00:05:13,963 --> 00:05:16,706
Well, it's dumb,
and it's dangerous.
153
00:05:16,725 --> 00:05:18,984
People who dance to the beat
of their own drum don't
154
00:05:19,211 --> 00:05:21,561
get to be Gloria Estefan
and the Miami Sound Machine's
155
00:05:21,713 --> 00:05:22,654
backup dancers.
156
00:05:22,881 --> 00:05:25,824
They end up dead.
To me, to the industry,
157
00:05:25,975 --> 00:05:27,717
and to everyone who
ever believed in them.
158
00:05:27,736 --> 00:05:29,828
And some of them end up dead!
159
00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:32,238
We're gonna have so
much fun this weekend.
160
00:05:32,391 --> 00:05:33,665
I didn't say stop, keep dancing.
161
00:05:33,817 --> 00:05:35,000
Still floppy. Still floppy.
162
00:05:35,227 --> 00:05:36,560
-Oh, boy.
-Um, well,
163
00:05:36,578 --> 00:05:38,244
Jimmy Jr. must be
glad he's getting
164
00:05:38,397 --> 00:05:39,896
so much feedback so early.
165
00:05:39,989 --> 00:05:43,592
-Is that sweat
or tears or, um...?
-I think it's both.
166
00:05:47,906 --> 00:05:49,222
-♪ ♪
-Okay, not bad.
167
00:05:49,332 --> 00:05:50,515
Not good, but not bad.
168
00:05:50,667 --> 00:05:52,166
Better than Floppy Scoops
over here.
169
00:05:52,260 --> 00:05:54,260
Jimmy Jr.'s got a nickname.
170
00:05:54,429 --> 00:05:56,580
Floppy Scoops.
That's fun, right?
171
00:05:56,598 --> 00:05:58,673
Yeah, probably not
damaging to his delicate
172
00:05:58,767 --> 00:06:01,551
little psyche at all.
I'm gonna look somewhere else.
173
00:06:01,553 --> 00:06:02,769
Oh, a candy wrapper.
174
00:06:02,921 --> 00:06:04,863
I'll check that out
for a little bit.
175
00:06:05,090 --> 00:06:07,273
Okay, guys,
have fun fishin' balls
176
00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:09,259
out of the sea,
my little Moby Dicks.
177
00:06:09,352 --> 00:06:10,927
-We will.
-Captain Ahabs.
178
00:06:11,020 --> 00:06:12,612
-Captain Wha-habs?
-The balls would be
179
00:06:12,764 --> 00:06:14,948
-Moby Dicks, Li... Never mind.
-(bell jingles)
180
00:06:15,100 --> 00:06:16,190
Don't be vulgar, Bob.
181
00:06:16,284 --> 00:06:17,450
Wish me luck
on my tanning journey.
182
00:06:17,603 --> 00:06:19,527
And wish me luck
on my journey to get rich
183
00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:21,529
selling memorabilia to
sports dorks.
184
00:06:21,698 --> 00:06:24,716
Good luck. And hey, wish me luck
not burning down the restaurant.
185
00:06:24,943 --> 00:06:26,943
Ha. Just kidding,
I'll put it out.
186
00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,946
TEDDY: Looks like a few other
people had the same idea.
187
00:06:29,965 --> 00:06:31,781
But we're
the only ones with a motor.
188
00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,225
I mean, technically,
you're right.
189
00:06:33,394 --> 00:06:35,468
Hey, buddy!
This is a no-wake zone!
190
00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:36,878
-Yeah!
-This should be a good spot.
191
00:06:36,955 --> 00:06:39,122
-Are we gonna drop anchor?
-Dad,
192
00:06:39,141 --> 00:06:40,123
you just gotta hold it, I think.
193
00:06:40,142 --> 00:06:41,641
That's not what-- Forget it.
194
00:06:41,793 --> 00:06:42,884
No anchoring for us, Bob.
195
00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:45,145
We gotta be ready to move
wherever the balls land.
196
00:06:45,297 --> 00:06:46,646
Yeah. We gotta
be ready to pounce.
197
00:06:46,798 --> 00:06:50,558
Excuse me, I gotta get
this hot son some hot sun.
198
00:06:50,694 --> 00:06:52,969
It is really sunny.
I should have brought a hat.
199
00:06:53,062 --> 00:06:54,487
-Did anyone bring sunscreen?
-Nope.
-No.
200
00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:57,082
Mom slathered us up at home.
Against my wishes.
201
00:06:57,233 --> 00:06:59,325
I brought this to help us
know when a ball is coming.
202
00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:00,493
GENE: Or we could listen
to soft jazz.
203
00:07:00,662 --> 00:07:02,312
ANNOUNCER 1:
And it's a beautiful day
204
00:07:02,330 --> 00:07:03,922
here at Wonder Wharf
Baseball Park.
205
00:07:04,073 --> 00:07:05,573
ANNOUNCER 2: It sure is,
and we've got a packed house
206
00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:08,242
here to watch
the Bingham Bay Barracudas
207
00:07:08,336 --> 00:07:09,986
barbecue the Wonder Dogs, but
208
00:07:09,988 --> 00:07:12,413
Ira Sabatino,
the Wonder Dog ace pitcher,
209
00:07:12,507 --> 00:07:14,582
is coming off
the injured list today.
210
00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,993
-So maybe they'll lose by less.
-Exactly, Phil.
211
00:07:17,012 --> 00:07:18,419
Ira Sabatino is back?
212
00:07:18,439 --> 00:07:20,605
Eh, might not be as many homers
as we were hoping.
213
00:07:20,832 --> 00:07:24,258
Well, maybe the Wonder Dogs
guy will throw bad,
214
00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:26,336
so there are home runs?
215
00:07:26,429 --> 00:07:27,762
Dad, you can be an announcer.
216
00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,281
-Listen to you.
-Mm.
217
00:07:29,432 --> 00:07:31,265
So anyway, I'm alone here today.
218
00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:33,118
But that's okay.
I like it when it's slow
219
00:07:33,345 --> 00:07:34,602
and I'm the only one here.
220
00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:36,771
I make up little games
and stuff to pass the time.
221
00:07:36,865 --> 00:07:38,198
I can pretend
I'm a famous person
222
00:07:38,274 --> 00:07:39,365
who got a normal person job
223
00:07:39,518 --> 00:07:41,034
to bring me back
down to earth if I want.
224
00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:43,962
Ha-ha. Anyway, Ginger,
call me when you get this.
225
00:07:44,189 --> 00:07:45,371
-Bye, hon.
-(bell jingles)
226
00:07:45,524 --> 00:07:48,967
Oh, hi. I'm just
a normal, common person.
227
00:07:49,044 --> 00:07:50,210
Or am I?
228
00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:52,304
-♪ ♪
-Okay, I am not going to
229
00:07:52,473 --> 00:07:54,547
learn your names,
but don't feel bad.
230
00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:57,642
You're all my precious
students that I call "you."
231
00:07:57,794 --> 00:08:01,204
So if I'm looking at you
and I say "you," that's you.
232
00:08:01,223 --> 00:08:02,814
Yes, you.
Now I'm looking at you.
233
00:08:03,041 --> 00:08:04,966
Do it better.
You, tighten it up.
234
00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,043
Are you a dancer or a pile
of noodles?
235
00:08:07,212 --> 00:08:08,594
Um, a dancer?
236
00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,213
And have you told your arms
and legs they're not noodles?
237
00:08:10,306 --> 00:08:12,473
-What? Um, you're...
-Tell them.
238
00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:13,733
You're not noodles.
239
00:08:13,902 --> 00:08:16,069
Okay, now I'm gonna tell them.
You're not noodles!
240
00:08:16,221 --> 00:08:18,145
Ooh, I would not wanna be
that guy.
241
00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:19,313
Floppy Scoops, noodle arms...
242
00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:20,832
belongs outside
of a car dealership.
243
00:08:20,984 --> 00:08:22,075
Huh? Huh?
244
00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,077
Sorry, I can't high-five that.
That's my boy.
245
00:08:24,229 --> 00:08:26,079
Oh, dang. Sorry.
He's really good.
246
00:08:26,231 --> 00:08:29,082
Also, uh, people like noodles.
247
00:08:29,234 --> 00:08:30,175
And Jimmy Jr. is
248
00:08:30,402 --> 00:08:31,510
just getting constructive
criticism
249
00:08:31,661 --> 00:08:33,845
that's gonna take him to
the next level.
250
00:08:33,922 --> 00:08:35,088
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
251
00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:36,589
Yo, I'm gonna
hit the vending machines.
252
00:08:36,742 --> 00:08:38,074
Anybody want a snickety snack?
253
00:08:38,076 --> 00:08:39,576
No, Flips Whitefudge!
Sorry. Sorry.
254
00:08:39,594 --> 00:08:41,594
♪ Scoop it, scoop it,
keep on scoopin' it ♪
255
00:08:41,747 --> 00:08:43,596
♪ Scoop it, scoop it, keep on
scoopin' it ♪
256
00:08:43,749 --> 00:08:45,524
♪ Scoop it, scoop it,
keep on scoopin' it ♪
257
00:08:45,751 --> 00:08:48,175
♪ Scoop it, scoop it, keep on
scoopin' it ♪
258
00:08:48,344 --> 00:08:49,528
♪ ♪
259
00:08:49,755 --> 00:08:51,512
♪ Scoop it, scoop it,
keep on scoopin' it ♪
260
00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:53,532
♪ Scoop it, scoop it, keep on
scoopin' it ♪
261
00:08:53,717 --> 00:08:55,775
♪ Scoop it, scoop it,
keep on scoopin' it ♪
262
00:08:55,927 --> 00:08:57,619
♪ ♪
263
00:09:01,116 --> 00:09:03,116
♪ Ooh... Hyah! ♪
264
00:09:03,268 --> 00:09:05,210
♪ Scoop it, scoop it,
keep on scoopin' it ♪
265
00:09:05,437 --> 00:09:07,287
♪ Scoop, scoop, scoop. ♪
266
00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:08,621
LINDA:
I'm a genius.
267
00:09:08,774 --> 00:09:10,290
-(crowd cheering)
-Outside of the Wonder Dogs
268
00:09:10,442 --> 00:09:11,608
bunting in
the only run of the game,
269
00:09:11,626 --> 00:09:13,126
this has
been a real pitchers' duel.
270
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,719
BOB: Ugh, why
did the Wonder Dogs' best
271
00:09:14,871 --> 00:09:16,112
pitcher have to come back today?
272
00:09:16,131 --> 00:09:19,373
It's fun to be so mad when
our team does well.
273
00:09:19,467 --> 00:09:21,059
ANNOUNCER 1: Oh. Schulthise
got a piece of that one.
274
00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:22,619
It's gonna touch the sky.
275
00:09:22,621 --> 00:09:24,378
-Get ready, Teddy!
-This is it!
-Ah!
276
00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:26,064
ANNOUNCER 2:
And the second baseman
277
00:09:26,291 --> 00:09:27,957
gets under it to end the game.
278
00:09:27,976 --> 00:09:30,660
That one was high,
but did not go far.
279
00:09:30,662 --> 00:09:32,312
-Like me in high school.
-ANNOUNCER 1: Burt, don't.
280
00:09:32,464 --> 00:09:35,148
-What? No!
-The game's over?
281
00:09:35,300 --> 00:09:36,482
There's only nine innings?
282
00:09:36,635 --> 00:09:37,892
BOB:
Stupid baseball!
283
00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,153
But I mean,
it's nice out here, right?
284
00:09:40,229 --> 00:09:42,322
-Is it?
-I'm beau-ti-ful.
285
00:09:42,474 --> 00:09:44,499
Doesn't that make us all happy?
286
00:09:45,401 --> 00:09:47,068
Okay, everybody, bring it in.
287
00:09:47,145 --> 00:09:48,311
We're done for today.
288
00:09:48,330 --> 00:09:49,570
You should all be proud
of yourselves,
289
00:09:49,664 --> 00:09:51,256
if your name is you.
290
00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:52,907
No, not you. You.
291
00:09:53,001 --> 00:09:55,576
To the rest of you, you need
to show me that you want this.
292
00:09:55,670 --> 00:09:57,487
'Cause right now,
I'm not seeing it.
293
00:09:57,580 --> 00:09:59,598
Right now,
I see you all just having
294
00:09:59,749 --> 00:10:01,415
boring, non-dancing jobs.
295
00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:04,344
Like you.
Name a boring, non-dancing job.
296
00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:06,438
Uh... a-astronaut?
297
00:10:06,589 --> 00:10:09,256
Yes. So,
unless you can tighten it up,
298
00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:12,001
you should
maybe just be an astronaut.
299
00:10:12,020 --> 00:10:13,445
Yeah, I hate astronauts.
300
00:10:13,596 --> 00:10:16,114
Now, remember,
I will be critiquing you all
301
00:10:16,265 --> 00:10:18,007
at the end of tomorrow.
302
00:10:18,026 --> 00:10:20,343
You want a good critique.
303
00:10:20,345 --> 00:10:22,770
So go home, rest,
turn off your devices,
304
00:10:22,864 --> 00:10:24,605
you're allowed
to cry for ten minutes,
305
00:10:24,699 --> 00:10:25,940
drink the exact amount
306
00:10:26,034 --> 00:10:29,276
of water that you cried,
and then focus on dance.
307
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,037
Oh, God,
I can't take this anymore.
308
00:10:31,189 --> 00:10:33,206
Oh, I don't think we
have to turn off our devices.
309
00:10:33,358 --> 00:10:34,874
Take a look.
This is my cousin Leslie
310
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,025
when he was our age.
311
00:10:36,044 --> 00:10:37,527
Okay, that's nice.
312
00:10:37,545 --> 00:10:39,529
He loved to modern dance
more than anything.
313
00:10:39,547 --> 00:10:41,364
So he took this seminar
a few years ago,
314
00:10:41,457 --> 00:10:43,308
-and Spencer Blankenship
broke him.
-What?
315
00:10:43,459 --> 00:10:45,477
Spencer broke my cousin Leslie.
It's what he does.
316
00:10:45,628 --> 00:10:47,220
Why didn't you
say anything before?
317
00:10:47,372 --> 00:10:48,963
I wanted to tell Jimmy Jr.
about this,
318
00:10:49,057 --> 00:10:50,148
but I didn't wanna be negative.
319
00:10:50,299 --> 00:10:51,483
We can't let him come tomorrow.
320
00:10:51,634 --> 00:10:53,318
We can't let him get
critiqued by that man.
321
00:10:53,469 --> 00:10:54,986
It'll crush his
precious spirit, damn it.
322
00:10:55,213 --> 00:10:57,230
Yeah, I hear you, but
what if he goes home tonight
323
00:10:57,382 --> 00:10:59,048
and cries just the right
amount, and tomorrow is the big
324
00:10:59,142 --> 00:11:00,492
turnaround,
where Jimmy Jr. proves he has
325
00:11:00,752 --> 00:11:02,735
what it takes, and his
backup dreams come true?
326
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,404
And I get to fly
on a backup private jet.
327
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:06,164
-Tina, come on.
-Okay, yeah, you're right.
328
00:11:06,315 --> 00:11:07,481
We should talk to him.
329
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:09,984
J-Ju, can we, uh,
chitchat for a sec?
330
00:11:10,061 --> 00:11:11,169
Guys, can it wait?
331
00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,821
I just wanna go home,
turn off my devices,
332
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,508
get my cry water ready
and prepare for tomorrow.
333
00:11:16,659 --> 00:11:17,658
It's real important, J-Ju.
334
00:11:17,752 --> 00:11:19,160
I don't feel like talking, Zeke.
335
00:11:19,328 --> 00:11:22,238
It's been a long day and I
just wanna focus, focus, focus.
336
00:11:22,331 --> 00:11:23,256
Okay, but, Jimmy Jr....
337
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,924
-No buts, Tina.
-Yes buts.
338
00:11:25,093 --> 00:11:27,501
-I'm going home, guys.
-We can walk with you.
339
00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:30,504
-My mom's picking me up!
-We'll call you later then.
340
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:34,100
-I'm turning off all my devices.
-Dang it, J-Ju! Dang it!
341
00:11:34,252 --> 00:11:36,010
Maybe brunch tomorrow then?
342
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,655
Yo, yo, yo. I'll go to
b-runch with you guys.
343
00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:44,185
All right.
Goin' out on the water.
344
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,778
Sunday fun day for Linda.
345
00:11:45,931 --> 00:11:49,265
Aw, poor Bob.
No home run balls and a sunburn.
346
00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:51,601
-Sounds like a country album.
-Not poor Bob.
347
00:11:51,619 --> 00:11:53,044
I actually loved
not catching any balls
348
00:11:53,271 --> 00:11:54,604
and having a bright red face.
349
00:11:54,622 --> 00:11:57,607
-I-It's great.
-Well, maybe Louise, Gene and I
350
00:11:57,625 --> 00:11:58,550
will have better luck.
351
00:11:58,701 --> 00:11:59,959
I mean, it can't be any worse.
352
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,444
I'm gonna work on my back today.
353
00:12:01,463 --> 00:12:02,887
By tonight,
I'll look like a perfect
354
00:12:03,039 --> 00:12:04,889
baked potato ready
to be covered in bacon!
355
00:12:05,041 --> 00:12:07,225
"Irregular penis face"? Mother.
356
00:12:07,452 --> 00:12:09,710
-Bravo. I love you more now.
-Thank you.
357
00:12:09,837 --> 00:12:12,622
-Wait, has it always said that?
-No. No, it hasn't.
358
00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,899
Tina, are you sure you
don't wanna come with us?
359
00:12:15,126 --> 00:12:17,143
It's gotta be more fun than
your father makes it sound.
360
00:12:17,295 --> 00:12:19,963
No, I have to go to day two
of Jimmy Jr.'s modern dance
361
00:12:20,056 --> 00:12:21,573
seminar so
Zeke and I can talk him
362
00:12:21,724 --> 00:12:23,390
out of going
to his modern dance seminar.
363
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,243
What? Why do you
wanna talk him out of it?
364
00:12:25,394 --> 00:12:27,637
The instructor is
a little... awful.
365
00:12:27,730 --> 00:12:28,896
Zeke thinks the guy's gonna
366
00:12:28,990 --> 00:12:30,990
make Jimmy Jr. want
to stop dancing forever.
367
00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:32,584
-Oh, no.
-Yeah.
368
00:12:32,811 --> 00:12:33,977
Maybe this guy is right, though,
369
00:12:33,995 --> 00:12:35,420
and Jimmy Jr.
doesn't have what it takes.
370
00:12:35,571 --> 00:12:37,163
I mean,
this teacher seems legit.
371
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,315
And Gloria Estefan
can't be wrong, can she?
372
00:12:39,334 --> 00:12:41,834
-No, she cannot.
-But maybe we shouldn't
let this guy
373
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,003
crush Jimmy Jr.'s dream
in front of a bunch
374
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,338
of strangers in tight pants?
375
00:12:45,490 --> 00:12:47,507
Morning, everybody.
You guys ready for
376
00:12:47,659 --> 00:12:49,601
a lovely day on the water
where we don't get mad at anyone
377
00:12:49,752 --> 00:12:51,770
if the home run situation
is disappointing?
378
00:12:51,921 --> 00:12:53,587
If today's
Wonderdog pitcher is as good
379
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:55,848
as yesterday's, I'm gonna
find out where he lives
380
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,777
and hire someone to give
him an irregular penis face.
381
00:12:58,970 --> 00:13:00,169
Fair enough.
382
00:13:00,188 --> 00:13:01,337
Ugh, where is Zeke?
383
00:13:01,430 --> 00:13:02,505
We were
supposed to get here early
384
00:13:02,598 --> 00:13:05,099
so we could both
talk to-- Jimmy Jr.,
385
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,951
you're here. Now.
Before Zeke.
386
00:13:07,144 --> 00:13:09,436
Yeah, sorry I didn't
answer any of your calls, Tina,
387
00:13:09,531 --> 00:13:12,198
or read any of your many,
many texts last night.
388
00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:14,517
I was getting in the zone,
and I'm currently
389
00:13:14,536 --> 00:13:16,795
in the zone,
as you can probably tell.
390
00:13:16,871 --> 00:13:18,279
Oh, totally. Yeah, wow...
391
00:13:18,373 --> 00:13:20,281
So what did you
want to talk to me about?
392
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,449
Uh... (chuckles nervously)
393
00:13:22,544 --> 00:13:25,361
Oh, look, there's Zeke.
Zeke will tell you the thing.
394
00:13:25,454 --> 00:13:27,454
J-Ju... you remember
my cousin Leslie?
395
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,866
Yeah. Hey, Leslie.
Cool minibike.
396
00:13:29,884 --> 00:13:31,217
I thought it would be...
397
00:13:31,369 --> 00:13:32,459
-mini-er.
-Thanks.
398
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,812
Zeke told me what was going on
399
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,204
with you and the seminar,
400
00:13:35,223 --> 00:13:36,556
and I was all like,
"Dude, what?"
401
00:13:36,708 --> 00:13:37,982
I should be focusing.
402
00:13:38,134 --> 00:13:40,301
Can I maybe talk to you
guys after the seminar?
403
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,711
No, you need to hear this.
404
00:13:41,729 --> 00:13:44,305
I don't like to brag,
but I was a good dancer.
405
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,716
-Damn good. Sorry I cussed.
-It's true.
406
00:13:46,734 --> 00:13:48,885
He had a natural joy that
flowed through every movement.
407
00:13:48,978 --> 00:13:51,496
I took this seminar. I wanted
to get to the next level,
408
00:13:51,723 --> 00:13:54,407
but Spencer Blankenship,
he beat that joy out of me.
409
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,225
And that critique thing
he does at the end?
410
00:13:56,286 --> 00:13:58,503
That was the nail in
my modern dancing coffin.
411
00:13:58,654 --> 00:14:00,596
I hung up my dance pants
after that day.
412
00:14:00,598 --> 00:14:02,582
Except for laundry day, I wear
them then. But I don't dance.
413
00:14:02,734 --> 00:14:05,677
So what do you say, J-Ju?
Let's get outta here.
414
00:14:05,828 --> 00:14:08,404
-Huh? Come on. Let's get.
-No, Zeke. I see what this is.
415
00:14:08,497 --> 00:14:11,332
Two friends who care about you?
And their cousin Leslie?
416
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:14,077
You guys don't think I
can cut the mustard as a dancer.
417
00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:16,729
-No, that's not, um...
-You cut all the mustard.
418
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:18,748
Except, you know,
when it's defined
419
00:14:18,766 --> 00:14:20,083
by conventional standards.
420
00:14:20,176 --> 00:14:21,751
Spencer may have been
tough on me yesterday,
421
00:14:21,844 --> 00:14:23,603
but that just means
I have to work extra hard
422
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,088
to prove myself to him.
423
00:14:25,106 --> 00:14:27,106
And then he'll give me
a good critique, and then
424
00:14:27,258 --> 00:14:29,058
I'm back on
my backup dancer path.
425
00:14:29,110 --> 00:14:32,261
So you guys can either
support me or dis-port me.
426
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:34,355
-So, goodbye.
-Crap!
427
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,615
What do we do? What do we do?
428
00:14:35,767 --> 00:14:37,709
How about this:
Leslie, we ride in there,
429
00:14:37,785 --> 00:14:39,711
grab Jimmy Jr., throw him
across the back of this thing,
430
00:14:39,862 --> 00:14:42,363
take him to someplace safe
and warm and give him some soup.
431
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,382
-He loves soup.
-That could work. Leslie?
432
00:14:44,533 --> 00:14:46,626
I can't do that thing
where you ride up stairs.
433
00:14:46,778 --> 00:14:48,794
Also, I have to go. I'm using
this to help someone move.
434
00:14:48,947 --> 00:14:51,372
It's okay,
they have a tiny house.
435
00:14:51,449 --> 00:14:52,798
TEDDY:
No action in the first inning.
436
00:14:52,967 --> 00:14:54,634
Hope it's not
gonna be another slow day.
437
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,802
My back is getting some action.
"Backtion."
438
00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:59,138
ANNOUNCER 1:
And a fastball thrown right over
the plate is hit deep.
439
00:14:59,290 --> 00:15:00,398
-It's gone.
-LINDA: Oh. Oh!
440
00:15:00,549 --> 00:15:03,292
Yes! Ball, ball,
ball, ball, ball!
441
00:15:03,386 --> 00:15:04,736
Teddy, go! Beat them! Use motor!
442
00:15:04,963 --> 00:15:06,462
-Go fast!
-Go, Teddy, go, Teddy, go!
443
00:15:06,481 --> 00:15:08,981
-TEDDY: Right, right, right.
-Aah! What's happening?!
444
00:15:09,058 --> 00:15:10,983
Ha-ha-ha! Yes! Yes! Yes!
445
00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:13,636
-I got it!
-Yay, Louise!
446
00:15:13,729 --> 00:15:15,471
Eat it! All of you, eat it!
447
00:15:15,564 --> 00:15:16,989
Sorry, just got excited there.
Sorry.
448
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,475
The Barracudas are
finally gettin' something going.
449
00:15:19,568 --> 00:15:21,252
Like me after my doctor
started me
450
00:15:21,479 --> 00:15:23,646
-on fiber supplements.
-ANNOUNCER 1: Too much.
451
00:15:23,665 --> 00:15:25,314
-(bell jingles)
-Damn it.
452
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:27,150
-Well, good afternoon
to you, too.
-Oh, hey, Mort.
453
00:15:27,243 --> 00:15:30,002
Busy day, huh?
Can I get on the wait-list?
454
00:15:30,155 --> 00:15:31,578
Heh. Very funny.
455
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,673
Thank you. One burger
of the day, please.
456
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,266
Comin' right up.
457
00:15:35,418 --> 00:15:36,342
ANNOUNCER 2: Another
towering shot into the ocean.
458
00:15:36,494 --> 00:15:37,418
Oh, come on!
459
00:15:37,512 --> 00:15:39,011
You know, there are
other stations.
460
00:15:39,164 --> 00:15:42,181
Or, wanna listen to
my pre-funeral playlist?
461
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:43,849
Does that thing have an aux in?
462
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:46,519
No, thank you, Mort.
I'm fine. I'm calm.
463
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,504
There's probably not
gonna be any more.
464
00:15:48,597 --> 00:15:50,264
-ANNOUNCER 1: Another bomb.
-Aah!
465
00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:52,525
-ANNOUNCER 2: The Barracudas
are breaking loose.
-No!
466
00:15:52,677 --> 00:15:53,934
TINA:
Oh, boy.
467
00:15:54,179 --> 00:15:56,603
Jimmy Jr.'s looking a little
more dead inside than usual.
468
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,848
You can literally see
the joy draining out of him.
469
00:15:58,941 --> 00:16:01,400
-How do we get him out of here?
-Should I pull the fire alarm?
470
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,186
Should we just tackle Spencer
and go from there?
471
00:16:03,279 --> 00:16:05,463
Or tie his shoelaces together?
Damn, he's wearin' slip-ons.
472
00:16:05,614 --> 00:16:06,706
Damn it, Spencer.
473
00:16:06,874 --> 00:16:10,802
ALL: Four home run balls!
Four home run balls!
474
00:16:10,953 --> 00:16:13,029
So many home runs.
That guy has one.
475
00:16:13,047 --> 00:16:14,138
That guy's got one.
476
00:16:14,365 --> 00:16:16,290
That guy's just fishing,
like an idiot.
477
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,383
Oh, wait.
He got a ball, too.
478
00:16:17,535 --> 00:16:19,143
Also, pretty good steering
of the boat.
479
00:16:19,295 --> 00:16:20,979
Only hit one kayak
that anyone noticed.
480
00:16:21,206 --> 00:16:23,314
ANNOUNCER 1:
Another home run ball
sails into the ocean.
481
00:16:23,466 --> 00:16:25,132
The Wonder Dogs' pitching
has completely fallen apart
482
00:16:25,226 --> 00:16:26,633
here at the bottom of the order.
483
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:29,136
It's like Christmas over here,
but with soggy baseballs.
484
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,047
Hey, rowboat, you want this one?
485
00:16:31,049 --> 00:16:31,990
-(thuds)
-MAN: Ow.
486
00:16:32,217 --> 00:16:33,474
Oh. Sorry!
487
00:16:33,568 --> 00:16:34,975
ANNOUNCER 1:
The Wonder Dogs have already
488
00:16:35,069 --> 00:16:36,661
-given up nine home runs,
-(Bob groaning)
489
00:16:36,812 --> 00:16:38,237
and we're not even
out of the fifth.
490
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,147
I think maybe this
just isn't the sport for you.
491
00:16:40,241 --> 00:16:41,648
SPENCER:
So, in conclusion,
492
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,909
you're bad at this,
but the good news is
493
00:16:44,062 --> 00:16:45,411
your kicks are okay.
494
00:16:45,563 --> 00:16:48,581
So maybe you could do karate,
or just kick stuff?
495
00:16:48,733 --> 00:16:52,176
Next up we have... you.
496
00:16:52,328 --> 00:16:53,569
Oh, my God, it's happening.
It's happening.
497
00:16:53,588 --> 00:16:57,015
Oh, no! No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
498
00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:58,741
Wait, you're doing
the tackling thing?
499
00:16:58,910 --> 00:17:00,643
I wasn't ready!
I wasn't ready!
500
00:17:03,931 --> 00:17:07,674
No! Stop! Uh, hi.
501
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:11,011
Um, sorry I shouted
and ran over here.
502
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,105
But now since everyone is
503
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,682
staring at me,
uh, Mr. Blankenship,
504
00:17:15,777 --> 00:17:17,035
please don't critique Jimmy Jr.
505
00:17:17,262 --> 00:17:18,536
Tina, what are you doing?
506
00:17:18,687 --> 00:17:20,521
Yeah, what are you talking
about, whoever you are?
507
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,115
Everyone here paid
to hear my critique.
508
00:17:23,268 --> 00:17:25,101
It is invaluable.
So you're stealing.
509
00:17:25,194 --> 00:17:27,361
-You're stealing from them.
-Jimmy Jr., please.
510
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,862
Don't let this guy
crush your soul.
511
00:17:28,956 --> 00:17:30,531
-Yeah, what she said.
-Guys, stop.
512
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,699
Just because Leslie took
this seminar and didn't
513
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,127
make it as a backup dancer
doesn't mean I can't.
514
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,037
-Who's Leslie?
-Oh, I don't know...
515
00:17:37,131 --> 00:17:38,372
the best student you ever broke!
516
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,132
Okay, this has gone on
long enough.
517
00:17:40,285 --> 00:17:42,285
Yeah, guys.
Stay or leave,
518
00:17:42,378 --> 00:17:43,803
but I'm getting my critique.
519
00:17:43,955 --> 00:17:45,229
By the way,
I didn't mean you're next,
520
00:17:45,456 --> 00:17:47,290
-I meant you're next.
-Oh.
521
00:17:47,383 --> 00:17:49,901
I feel like maybe name tags
would have been helpful.
522
00:17:49,977 --> 00:17:52,553
LOUISE:
Ah. Best baseball game ever.
523
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,297
All of baseball should be
from a boat.
524
00:17:54,465 --> 00:17:58,225
-Hey, is that... No. Bob?
-Hey, everyone!
525
00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,802
What are you doing out here?
526
00:17:59,821 --> 00:18:03,230
-Where did you get that boat?
-It's a kayak! I rented it!
527
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,416
I'm here to get some home runs.
528
00:18:05,568 --> 00:18:07,585
What? What a--
What about the restaurant?
529
00:18:07,662 --> 00:18:09,645
-I closed it! Yes!
-Really?
530
00:18:09,738 --> 00:18:12,406
It's not fair, Linda.
You came on a better day.
531
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,925
You're looking
a little wobbly, Bob.
532
00:18:14,076 --> 00:18:17,320
It's-- It's just the waves,
Teddy. I'm fine.
533
00:18:17,338 --> 00:18:19,246
No, it looks like
you're wiggling your butt.
534
00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:22,007
I'm not wiggling my butt.
The ocean is wiggling.
535
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,343
Then why are the other
kayaks perfectly still?
536
00:18:24,495 --> 00:18:26,345
Yeah, Dad.
Just stop wiggling.
537
00:18:26,497 --> 00:18:29,089
-I am! I'm trying to!
-ANNOUNCER: Surprise, surprise!
538
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:32,001
-Another home run for
the Barracudas.
-Ha-ha! Yes!
539
00:18:32,003 --> 00:18:34,170
Come to papa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa-- Aah!
540
00:18:34,188 --> 00:18:35,279
LINDA:
Bob!
541
00:18:35,431 --> 00:18:38,449
-Dad overboard.
-Cold! Cold! Cold!
542
00:18:39,344 --> 00:18:41,619
Damn it, that was mine.
(screaming)
543
00:18:41,846 --> 00:18:45,364
-How do you get back in?!
-Hang on, buddy, we'll save you!
544
00:18:45,516 --> 00:18:47,700
-Oh, here comes another one.
-Be right there, Bob.
545
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,035
(straining)
546
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,278
Got it! Yes!
547
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:52,855
This is not
what I was imagining.
548
00:18:52,874 --> 00:18:54,948
-It's not?
-Mom, throw him a ball.
549
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,192
He can pretend he caught it.
550
00:18:56,285 --> 00:18:57,468
No, you-you don't have
to do that.
551
00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:59,545
-(bat cracks)
-LINDA: Oh! Another one.
552
00:18:59,697 --> 00:19:00,972
-Bob!
-Yes!
553
00:19:01,199 --> 00:19:03,123
This one's mine!
(grunting)
554
00:19:03,201 --> 00:19:04,475
Whoa. Fine.
555
00:19:04,627 --> 00:19:06,978
-Take it.
-(cackling)
556
00:19:07,054 --> 00:19:08,479
I got it!
557
00:19:08,706 --> 00:19:10,815
-It's sad how much
he needs this.
-Is he gonna drown?
558
00:19:10,966 --> 00:19:15,227
-LOUISE: Maybe.
But he'll drown so happy.
-LINDA: Okay, let's go get him.
559
00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:18,381
All right, you, it's your turn,
so here's what I wrote.
560
00:19:18,399 --> 00:19:20,474
You already know this,
because it's your nickname.
561
00:19:20,568 --> 00:19:23,310
Floppy scoops.
Noodle arms. Um...
562
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,645
Here's some other
stuff I wrote, uh...
563
00:19:24,739 --> 00:19:29,149
"confusing hips,
unrelated feet, mad at rhythm."
564
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,335
He's dying.
I'm watching him die.
565
00:19:31,487 --> 00:19:32,895
Jimmy Jr.
Don't listen to him!
566
00:19:33,064 --> 00:19:35,414
Oh, great. Just great.
This again.
567
00:19:35,491 --> 00:19:37,508
I think the interrupting
seminar is next weekend.
568
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:38,792
No! I don't need it.
569
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,494
And, Jimmy Jr.,
you don't need this.
570
00:19:40,663 --> 00:19:43,347
Maybe he's right, maybe
you are a little unconventional.
571
00:19:43,499 --> 00:19:45,183
He had me convinced that
you were never gonna make it
572
00:19:45,334 --> 00:19:46,833
as a backup dancer.
But you know what?
573
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,912
That's because maybe you're not
meant to be a backup dancer!
574
00:19:50,005 --> 00:19:52,339
Maybe you're meant
to be a front-up dancer.
575
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,525
Maybe Floppy Scoops are
gonna be the next big move.
576
00:19:54,752 --> 00:19:56,360
When you do it,
you're doing your own thing,
577
00:19:56,587 --> 00:19:57,603
and that's inspiring.
578
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,680
And it inspires me
to do my own thing.
579
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,607
I've watched you dance a lot.
More than you know.
580
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,109
And it's special.
Maybe this guy doesn't see it
581
00:20:04,262 --> 00:20:05,536
because he's not even
looking for it.
582
00:20:05,688 --> 00:20:07,112
But other people will. I do.
583
00:20:07,265 --> 00:20:08,522
I mean, I didn't for a second,
584
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,949
but I do now again.
585
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:13,436
So just don't let one person
stop you from being floppy.
586
00:20:13,529 --> 00:20:15,438
-Damn, Tina.
-That was powerful.
587
00:20:15,456 --> 00:20:17,106
-No, it wasn't.
-Yes, it was.
588
00:20:17,199 --> 00:20:18,274
-Oops.
-(dance music playing)
589
00:20:18,292 --> 00:20:20,635
Dance, noodle boy, dance.
590
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,373
What-- What's happening?
591
00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:29,543
Don't do that.
Stop it. Stop it right now.
592
00:20:29,637 --> 00:20:31,229
-No.
-SPENCER: Yes!
593
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:35,140
Hey, no clapping.
No, no, no, no, no. No, stop.
594
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,126
-Everybody, stop.
-ZEKE: Yeah!
595
00:20:37,144 --> 00:20:40,721
What are you doing? S--
596
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:44,558
No, no, no. Hey, hey, hey, hey,
now. Wait a minute.
597
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,634
This is my thing.
598
00:20:45,653 --> 00:20:49,138
You stop that music.
Stop that music.
599
00:20:49,231 --> 00:20:50,806
Hey, Tina, that was amazing.
600
00:20:50,899 --> 00:20:52,399
Check out my boy,
doing what he does.
601
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,252
-(Spencer shouting)
-TINA: Look at those noodles go.
602
00:20:54,403 --> 00:20:56,979
♪ Floppy scoops, noodle arms ♪
603
00:20:57,072 --> 00:21:00,983
♪ I'm in a trance,
you front-up dancer ♪
604
00:21:01,076 --> 00:21:04,670
♪ Floppy scoops, noodle arms ♪
605
00:21:04,822 --> 00:21:08,891
♪ You are the answer,
you front-up dancer ♪
606
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:13,512
♪ Don't let anybody out there
tell you ♪
607
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,181
♪ What you're doing is sloppy ♪
608
00:21:17,184 --> 00:21:20,836
♪ I like arms just like
I like my carbs ♪
609
00:21:20,855 --> 00:21:22,095
Noodles.
610
00:21:22,189 --> 00:21:24,282
♪ I like my scoops
extra floppy ♪
611
00:21:24,433 --> 00:21:26,117
♪ Floppy scoops, noodle arms. ♪
612
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:27,526
Captioning sponsored by
BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT
613
00:21:27,678 --> 00:21:29,662
and TOYOTA.