1 00:00:03,395 --> 00:00:05,337 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:21,096 --> 00:00:22,670 TINA: Hey. 3 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:24,097 Mm. Hey. Mm. Hey? 4 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,083 Uh, Tina, do you have a fly in your hair? 5 00:00:26,101 --> 00:00:27,526 And are you high-fiving it? 6 00:00:27,677 --> 00:00:29,936 No, I was trying to figure out a more mature look. 7 00:00:30,089 --> 00:00:31,697 I mean, you smell mature. 8 00:00:31,848 --> 00:00:32,939 Tammy's having a post-Thanksgiving 9 00:00:33,092 --> 00:00:34,441 bonfire beach party on Saturday, 10 00:00:34,593 --> 00:00:36,276 and rumor has it that her older cousin is coming 11 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,278 and she's bringing boys from her high school. 12 00:00:38,430 --> 00:00:41,281 Whoa, real-life high school teens? In the wild? 13 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,525 -With their iPods and goatees? -Yes. 14 00:00:43,602 --> 00:00:45,377 And that's why I have to look extra mature. 15 00:00:45,604 --> 00:00:47,046 Which I hope this is. Or this? 16 00:00:47,197 --> 00:00:48,380 You should wear a business suit 17 00:00:48,532 --> 00:00:50,607 and tell everyone you're on a conference call. 18 00:00:50,700 --> 00:00:53,385 Do Mom and Dad know about this mature older teen people party? 19 00:00:53,537 --> 00:00:55,220 Well, I'm kind of waiting for the perfect moment 20 00:00:55,372 --> 00:00:57,539 to ask them permission. I tried when Mom was asleep, 21 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,299 but I'm not sure it really counted as asking. 22 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,285 That's how Dad proposed. I assume. 23 00:01:01,303 --> 00:01:03,044 Lot of Thanksgiving food in here, Bob. 24 00:01:03,064 --> 00:01:05,455 We're just one family, right? (short chuckle) God. 25 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:08,141 It's exactly the right amount, Lin. 26 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:10,552 Are you worried about the meal being too amazing? 27 00:01:10,646 --> 00:01:11,737 I just can't find the milk. 28 00:01:11,964 --> 00:01:13,297 Do you think the turkey drank it? 29 00:01:13,390 --> 00:01:15,132 If it did, that's fine. It's allowed to do 30 00:01:15,150 --> 00:01:16,650 -whatever it wants in there. -Oh! 31 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:18,893 Found it. I don't know how we're getting it back in there, 32 00:01:18,987 --> 00:01:20,320 so we got to finish this. Oh, look, 33 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:23,657 that coupon for the mini-golf place expires today. 34 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,751 We meant to take the kids all summer and never did. 35 00:01:25,978 --> 00:01:29,313 Oh, well. It's into the trash for you, little coupon thingy. 36 00:01:29,331 --> 00:01:31,998 -Zoom. Poop. -Mother. Father. 37 00:01:32,151 --> 00:01:34,318 Thanksgiving, huh? Did I RSVP yet? 38 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:35,836 I mean, we were hoping you could make it. 39 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:38,913 Speaking of RSVP'ing, there's something coming up this weekend 40 00:01:38,933 --> 00:01:40,766 -that I would like to ask... -Wait, what's happening here? 41 00:01:40,917 --> 00:01:43,343 -Um... um... -Don't throw that out. That's a 50% off 42 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,104 Mystery Planet World mini-golf coupon. 43 00:01:45,255 --> 00:01:46,588 That's the most valuable thing we own. 44 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:50,167 I know, hon, but it expires today. Sorry. 45 00:01:50,185 --> 00:01:51,852 We'll do something fun one day, I promise. 46 00:01:52,004 --> 00:01:54,338 But giant centipedes? This tentacle thing? 47 00:01:54,431 --> 00:01:57,783 Rudy says this dancing yeti is amazing. We have to go. 48 00:01:57,934 --> 00:01:59,025 What if we went right now? 49 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,602 Nothing big's happening today. 50 00:02:00,696 --> 00:02:02,437 -I know you're kidding. You're kidding, right? 51 00:02:02,531 --> 00:02:04,865 Think about it. Going on Thanksgiving means 52 00:02:05,017 --> 00:02:06,350 not many people will be there. 53 00:02:06,443 --> 00:02:07,793 Yeah, because it's cold outside 54 00:02:08,020 --> 00:02:10,036 and people are at home doing a much better thing. 55 00:02:10,189 --> 00:02:11,371 Dad. We could potentially have 56 00:02:11,523 --> 00:02:13,114 an entire mini-golf course to ourselves, 57 00:02:13,134 --> 00:02:14,541 like it's ours, 58 00:02:14,710 --> 00:02:16,468 like we're a bunch of mini madcap millionaires 59 00:02:16,620 --> 00:02:18,695 running around at our private mini-golf estate. 60 00:02:18,714 --> 00:02:20,714 I think that was an episode of Succession. 61 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:23,625 I mean, we could go for a little bit and then come back 62 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,886 and you'd still have plenty of time to stick the turkey 63 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:27,295 in the oven when we got home. 64 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:29,373 I don't just stick the turkey in the oven, Lin. 65 00:02:29,466 --> 00:02:32,042 -Yeah. First you kiss it all over. -Gene. 66 00:02:32,044 --> 00:02:33,059 Wait, they have a snack bar? 67 00:02:33,212 --> 00:02:34,302 With taquitos? Get me in there! 68 00:02:34,396 --> 00:02:36,638 No. No taquitos. If you ate taquitos, 69 00:02:36,732 --> 00:02:39,383 -you wouldn't have any room for dinner. -I will make room. 70 00:02:39,476 --> 00:02:41,326 Tina, what do you say-- Thanksgiving mini-golf? 71 00:02:41,478 --> 00:02:44,404 Uh, I mean, only if Mom and Dad want to. 72 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,056 I just respect them both so much. 73 00:02:46,225 --> 00:02:49,334 Well, it could be a sort of fun Thanksgiving family thing to do. 74 00:02:49,411 --> 00:02:51,228 Ooh, I could sneak wine in a thermos. 75 00:02:51,321 --> 00:02:53,413 No, no. I won't do that. Maybe. I don't know. 76 00:02:53,490 --> 00:02:54,506 -Please? -Please? 77 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:57,158 Fine, as long as we go for, like, 20 minutes, 78 00:02:57,252 --> 00:02:59,569 and then come right back home so I can cook. 79 00:02:59,663 --> 00:03:00,846 Between 20 and 95 minutes. 80 00:03:01,015 --> 00:03:03,089 -Okay, yeah. -Yay! -Yay! 81 00:03:03,166 --> 00:03:05,517 Let me just say goodbye to the turkey. 82 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:09,579 LOUISE: Yes! Look how empty the parking lot is. 83 00:03:09,673 --> 00:03:10,764 That's a good sign, right? 84 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:12,416 BOB: Yeah, like, maybe it's closed? 85 00:03:12,434 --> 00:03:13,583 -LOUISE: Dad. No. -BOB: Sorry. 86 00:03:13,602 --> 00:03:15,268 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 87 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:18,572 I'm not gonna run, but trust me, I am very excited. 88 00:03:19,683 --> 00:03:20,866 (gasps) 89 00:03:21,017 --> 00:03:22,517 This is my new home. 90 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,369 Oh, people. Welcome. 91 00:03:24,521 --> 00:03:26,446 -Hi. -Every year I stay open, thinking 92 00:03:26,598 --> 00:03:28,373 mini-golf on Thanksgiving will become a thing, 93 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:30,283 like going to the movies on Christmas 94 00:03:30,436 --> 00:03:33,212 or bowling on Mother's Day. And then I wait and wait, 95 00:03:33,439 --> 00:03:36,215 and just as I'm about to give up, someone comes. 96 00:03:36,291 --> 00:03:38,608 And it's us. Happy Thanksgiving. 97 00:03:38,660 --> 00:03:41,386 Oh, great, the one family that comes today has a coupon. 98 00:03:41,463 --> 00:03:42,128 That's great. 99 00:03:42,223 --> 00:03:43,630 Yeah, sorry. Coupon. 100 00:03:43,782 --> 00:03:46,299 Excuse me, I'm wondering where the snack bar is located. 101 00:03:46,452 --> 00:03:48,134 And are your taquitos locally sourced? 102 00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:50,303 -Gene. -Here's your putters, golf balls, 103 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:52,456 scorecard, and your little pencils. 104 00:03:52,474 --> 00:03:54,458 And remember, here at Planet Mystery World, 105 00:03:54,551 --> 00:03:55,901 your balls won't know what hit 'em. 106 00:03:56,052 --> 00:03:57,402 -Love it. -Okay. 107 00:03:57,554 --> 00:03:59,721 All right, yeti, time to eat some spaghetti. 108 00:03:59,815 --> 00:04:02,632 Your little dancing legs aren't gonna stop me twice. 109 00:04:02,651 --> 00:04:04,243 Wait, this is your third putt though, right? 110 00:04:04,394 --> 00:04:05,786 Shush, shush, shush. (grunts) 111 00:04:06,989 --> 00:04:08,138 Yes! There it is. 112 00:04:08,231 --> 00:04:09,473 YETI: Mini-golf, yum! 113 00:04:09,566 --> 00:04:11,566 Now your ball can be friends with all our balls 114 00:04:11,660 --> 00:04:14,253 that have been on that side, waiting patiently. 115 00:04:14,404 --> 00:04:15,587 I still don't understand why the yeti 116 00:04:15,814 --> 00:04:18,164 says, "Mini-golf, yum." He's not eating the balls. 117 00:04:18,317 --> 00:04:19,424 They're basically going between his legs. 118 00:04:19,576 --> 00:04:21,743 Because he's the full package, Dad. 119 00:04:21,837 --> 00:04:24,412 When you putt through there, his legs go superfast. 120 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,990 When you putt through there, that gets his arms going. 121 00:04:26,992 --> 00:04:29,101 And when you putt through there, his head spins. 122 00:04:29,252 --> 00:04:30,677 And no matter what hole you get it through, 123 00:04:30,829 --> 00:04:33,438 he says, "Mini-golf, yum" because he's a gentleman. 124 00:04:33,665 --> 00:04:36,500 Geez, wouldn't it be great to see him do all that stuff 125 00:04:36,593 --> 00:04:38,685 at the same time? I know we're all 126 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,504 -thinking that. -BOB: Mm-hmm. 127 00:04:40,597 --> 00:04:42,506 Okay, yeti hole done. On to the next one. 128 00:04:42,599 --> 00:04:44,841 Wait, Lin, you-you didn't tell me what you got. 129 00:04:44,934 --> 00:04:46,526 -Probably same as you. -Well, I got two. 130 00:04:46,678 --> 00:04:50,180 Yeah, so did I. Plus two. So, four. 131 00:04:50,198 --> 00:04:51,515 I-I don't think you did, but fine. 132 00:04:51,533 --> 00:04:53,533 No, I did. Oh, look at the next hole. 133 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:57,278 Ooh, army guys being attacked by giant ants. Political. 134 00:04:57,298 --> 00:04:59,280 -Come on. Here we go. -Wait, wait, people. 135 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:01,282 Seems like we're kind of at the best hole already. 136 00:05:01,376 --> 00:05:04,786 What if we just stayed here and kept the yeti party going? 137 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,305 But what about the rest of the course? 138 00:05:06,532 --> 00:05:08,548 Come on, Mom. This is the kind of thing you can do 139 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:10,124 when there's no one else here. 140 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:11,701 I mean, we can do whatever we want. 141 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:14,128 When else do we get to experience this type of freedom? 142 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:15,463 Naked Thursdays? 143 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,207 I keep telling you we're not doing those. 144 00:05:17,225 --> 00:05:18,483 You're not doing those. 145 00:05:18,635 --> 00:05:20,710 Anyway, Tina, Gene and I will catch up to you guys. 146 00:05:20,729 --> 00:05:23,547 Go warm up those crazy mystery monsters for us. 147 00:05:23,565 --> 00:05:26,049 As long as we're home when we said we'd be home, I'm good. 148 00:05:26,142 --> 00:05:27,492 All right, fine. But be safe. 149 00:05:27,719 --> 00:05:29,310 Don't hit each other with your putters. 150 00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:30,996 You know that's why my Great Uncle Joe 151 00:05:31,223 --> 00:05:32,497 can't count to more than 15. 152 00:05:32,649 --> 00:05:34,166 Was a putter. In the head. And quitting school. 153 00:05:34,393 --> 00:05:36,150 Okay, see you soon. Family! 154 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:37,336 -(exclaims) -Sounds good. Love you. 155 00:05:37,563 --> 00:05:40,172 Okay, here's what I'm thinking, guys. 156 00:05:40,248 --> 00:05:42,248 What if we try to get our three balls 157 00:05:42,401 --> 00:05:45,068 into the three tunnels at the exact same time? 158 00:05:45,161 --> 00:05:47,237 yeti gets sweaty because now he's got to do 159 00:05:47,330 --> 00:05:49,514 head-spin, arm flap, and his little dance all at once. 160 00:05:49,741 --> 00:05:53,185 Think about it. This is like the next stage of his evolution. 161 00:05:53,412 --> 00:05:55,169 It'd be criminal not to help this yeti 162 00:05:55,263 --> 00:05:56,688 -reach its full potential. -I'm in. 163 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:58,857 It sounds like important work and a little less walking. 164 00:05:59,084 --> 00:06:01,084 Um, I think I'm gonna just play 165 00:06:01,177 --> 00:06:03,010 the actual game with Mom and Dad. 166 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,512 Ha! You're kidding, right? 167 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:06,698 Look, you can do whatever it is you want to do here, 168 00:06:06,925 --> 00:06:07,941 but I need to stay clean. 169 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,350 Stay clean? 170 00:06:09,444 --> 00:06:10,685 Yes. I want to get permission to go to 171 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,371 Tammy's possible high school boys bonfire party. 172 00:06:12,598 --> 00:06:15,098 You want to do that more than do this cool fun thing 173 00:06:15,191 --> 00:06:16,208 I just made up with the yeti? 174 00:06:16,435 --> 00:06:18,860 I mean, is it going to be that fun? 175 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,120 -(gasps) -Oh, my goodness. 176 00:06:20,196 --> 00:06:21,546 Okay, Tina, I think you're having, like, 177 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,607 a "boring" flare-up right now or something. 178 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:26,200 Or maybe I'm just having a maturity flare-up. 179 00:06:26,294 --> 00:06:28,778 And you're having a maturity... flare-down. 180 00:06:28,797 --> 00:06:30,463 -Excuse me? -'Cause you're immature. 181 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:32,632 Oh, really? Then maybe it's better 182 00:06:32,784 --> 00:06:34,634 if we just don't play together. 183 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:35,952 Yeah. Maybe it is. 184 00:06:36,045 --> 00:06:38,121 Okay, well, enjoy your dumb game 185 00:06:38,140 --> 00:06:39,639 of regular mini-golf, I guess. 186 00:06:39,716 --> 00:06:42,125 Have fun being immature and messing something up, probably. 187 00:06:42,144 --> 00:06:43,977 -We will! -Perfect. 188 00:06:44,312 --> 00:06:46,571 Oof, that was intense. Taquito break? 189 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:52,485 Tina calling me immature. I'm not immature. 190 00:06:52,638 --> 00:06:54,413 She's the immature dumb-dummy-boob-head. 191 00:06:54,564 --> 00:06:56,973 Yeah, what about wanting to see a yeti 192 00:06:57,066 --> 00:06:58,825 do a funny dance is immature? 193 00:06:58,977 --> 00:07:00,419 We're basically scientists. 194 00:07:00,570 --> 00:07:03,313 (grunts) Little ball, why must you mock me? 195 00:07:03,406 --> 00:07:05,498 Ugh, we wouldn't have needed to find a third ball 196 00:07:05,651 --> 00:07:07,000 if a certain sister wasn't messing everything up. 197 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:08,835 (grunts) Got it. 198 00:07:08,987 --> 00:07:10,762 You know, I bet once Tina sees how much fun we're having, 199 00:07:10,989 --> 00:07:12,322 she'll come crawling back. 200 00:07:12,415 --> 00:07:14,324 I'm already having fun. Although this ground has 201 00:07:14,417 --> 00:07:16,843 a distinct vomit smell that I don't love. 202 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,162 Oh, yeah. All right, let's go. 203 00:07:19,181 --> 00:07:20,830 So, Tina, you didn't want to hang back 204 00:07:20,849 --> 00:07:22,332 with Gene and Louise and the Bigfoot? 205 00:07:22,350 --> 00:07:23,683 Yeah, I guess I'm just a little too mature 206 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,336 for that kind of kid stuff. And, totally hypothetical, 207 00:07:26,354 --> 00:07:29,673 -Yes. Yes... -what's your stance on bonfire beach parties with... 208 00:07:29,766 --> 00:07:31,174 -Yes! Hole in one! -Oh. 209 00:07:31,193 --> 00:07:33,118 I got a hole in one! Ha-ha! 210 00:07:33,269 --> 00:07:34,694 -Um... -Wow, Lin. Good job. 211 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,680 Still behind, but, you know, it helps your score. 212 00:07:36,698 --> 00:07:37,681 A little. Not really. 213 00:07:37,699 --> 00:07:39,607 Hey, I get to ring this bell. 214 00:07:39,701 --> 00:07:41,701 MANAGER (on P.A.): Ha-ho! That's a hole in one! 215 00:07:41,853 --> 00:07:44,278 Unless you cheated or you just ring any old bell you see. 216 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:46,539 -I can't tell from here. -Ha-ha! 217 00:07:46,692 --> 00:07:48,800 Okay, I'm gonna go hit another hole in one. 218 00:07:49,027 --> 00:07:50,376 Um, Tina and I are still on this o... 219 00:07:50,529 --> 00:07:52,637 Oh, you're walking away. That's fine. We'll catch up. 220 00:07:52,789 --> 00:07:55,715 'Cause we're so much quicker than you. N-never mind. 221 00:07:56,551 --> 00:07:59,369 -Damn it. -Seven. Lucky number seven. 222 00:07:59,387 --> 00:08:02,555 You know, the ground here is weird. They need to fix that. 223 00:08:02,632 --> 00:08:05,484 -Damn it. Stupid ground. -Eight. Eight is great. 224 00:08:05,635 --> 00:08:08,153 I guess you're probably not looking to have anyone 225 00:08:08,380 --> 00:08:10,638 ask you any questions about weekend plans right now. 226 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:12,549 Um, because you're busy being mad at the ground. 227 00:08:12,567 --> 00:08:14,884 -Which makes sense. -What's that, honey? 228 00:08:14,978 --> 00:08:15,994 You wanted to ask me something? 229 00:08:16,221 --> 00:08:17,496 -Yeah, um... -Damn! (grunts) 230 00:08:17,647 --> 00:08:18,738 -Oh. No. -Nine. 231 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:19,981 -You hush. -Is fine. 232 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,908 Okay, on three. 233 00:08:22,060 --> 00:08:24,077 One, two, three! 234 00:08:24,229 --> 00:08:26,320 -Ugh. -YETI: Mini-golf, yum! 235 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:28,248 These dang legs are driving me nuts. 236 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:29,399 'Cause they're gorgeous or 'cause they 237 00:08:29,534 --> 00:08:30,842 -keep getting in the way? -Both. 238 00:08:30,994 --> 00:08:33,178 If Tina wasn't being such a matur-a-nerd, 239 00:08:33,405 --> 00:08:34,829 we'd have three people, one for each hole, 240 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:37,073 and we wouldn't be having this problem. 241 00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:38,591 Should we give up? Shake the yeti's hand 242 00:08:38,744 --> 00:08:39,909 and hope we can still all be friends? 243 00:08:39,928 --> 00:08:41,411 No. Gene, get your ball. 244 00:08:41,429 --> 00:08:44,430 Get in position, soldier. Get ready to geti this yeti. 245 00:08:44,583 --> 00:08:46,432 ♪ Grab your putter, grab your ball ♪ 246 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:48,676 ♪ Do it all at Planet Mystery World ♪ 247 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:51,512 ♪ Grab your putter, grab your ball ♪ 248 00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:54,140 ♪ Do it all at Planet Mystery World ♪ 249 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,593 ♪ Putt, putt, putt, putt, putty, putt-putt, putt-putt ♪ 250 00:08:56,611 --> 00:08:58,444 ♪ Putt, putt, putt, putt, putty, putt-putt ♪ 251 00:08:58,597 --> 00:09:00,597 ♪ Putt, putt, putty, putty, putt-putt ♪ 252 00:09:00,690 --> 00:09:02,523 ♪ Putt-putt, putt, putty, putt-putt. ♪ 253 00:09:02,692 --> 00:09:05,268 Okay, I think if I bank it off the side here, 254 00:09:05,287 --> 00:09:07,270 hard but not too hard, I've got a shot at it. 255 00:09:07,272 --> 00:09:08,438 I think that's the secret to this hole. 256 00:09:08,607 --> 00:09:10,215 That's the secret to this one for sure, I bet. 257 00:09:10,366 --> 00:09:13,126 Lin, I think maybe you're chasing the dragon a little bit. 258 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,053 You don't need to get another hole in one. 259 00:09:15,204 --> 00:09:16,296 At this point, just be happy 260 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:17,614 to get the ball in the hole at all. 261 00:09:17,632 --> 00:09:19,799 I do need to get another hole in one, Bob. 262 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:22,302 I've tasted it. I can't go back now. You don't know. 263 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:24,971 Tina, your mom's losing it. But we still love her. 264 00:09:25,140 --> 00:09:28,233 Yeah. And we'd love for her to get another hole in one 265 00:09:28,384 --> 00:09:31,294 so she could be happy and open to talking about stuff. 266 00:09:31,387 --> 00:09:34,239 Like, I don't know, maybe cool bonfire stuff. 267 00:09:34,316 --> 00:09:35,740 -Oh, come on. -Or not. 268 00:09:35,967 --> 00:09:37,300 How did I do it before? 269 00:09:37,302 --> 00:09:39,260 I feel like I had something pure about my swing. 270 00:09:39,262 --> 00:09:41,321 -Now I'm all tight. -You do look a little stiff. 271 00:09:41,473 --> 00:09:44,082 Did you see how when I did it I had this loose motion... 272 00:09:44,309 --> 00:09:45,642 -J... Dut, dut, dut, dut. -Sorry. 273 00:09:45,660 --> 00:09:48,420 That hole in one. It was effortless. So free. 274 00:09:48,647 --> 00:09:51,238 Who was that Linda? I want to be that person again. 275 00:09:51,374 --> 00:09:52,982 Don't beat yourself up, Lin. 276 00:09:53,001 --> 00:09:54,593 We're beating you so badly already. 277 00:09:54,744 --> 00:09:55,985 Tina, what were you saying? 278 00:09:55,987 --> 00:09:57,003 That you wanted to go home 279 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,263 and watch me make Thanksgiving dinner? 280 00:09:58,490 --> 00:10:00,432 Uh, no. I mean, yes, so much. 281 00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:02,267 But, uh, yeah, I was just talking about 282 00:10:02,494 --> 00:10:05,328 a gathering this weekend, with, um, high school boys. 283 00:10:05,347 --> 00:10:06,512 -High school boys? -What? 284 00:10:06,665 --> 00:10:08,440 High school boys? What? (laughs weakly) 285 00:10:08,591 --> 00:10:10,925 No, I was saying, "Hi, school boys." 286 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,278 Um, oh, where'd they go? Uh, thought they were right there. 287 00:10:13,429 --> 00:10:16,430 (chuckles weakly) I'm just gonna, uh, run to the bathroom. 288 00:10:16,524 --> 00:10:17,449 I'll-I'll meet you guys at the next hole. 289 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:19,266 Damn it! Bob, let me try your putter. 290 00:10:19,361 --> 00:10:21,602 -And your ball. Don't look at me. -Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 291 00:10:22,605 --> 00:10:24,380 -Ugh! Is it too much to ask -YETI: Mini-golf, yum! 292 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:26,440 to get all three balls in at the same time 293 00:10:26,534 --> 00:10:29,035 to see a yeti do a bunch of crazy stuff? 294 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,687 -Who said that-- Lincoln? -Hmm. 295 00:10:30,705 --> 00:10:33,706 It'd be easier if we could get those legs to stop moving. 296 00:10:33,783 --> 00:10:35,708 That's what they said about that Road Runner. 297 00:10:35,861 --> 00:10:37,302 What if we stick a putter in there? 298 00:10:37,453 --> 00:10:38,619 That could work, right? 299 00:10:38,697 --> 00:10:40,196 They shouldn't have given us putters if they 300 00:10:40,289 --> 00:10:41,531 didn't want us to stick them places. 301 00:10:41,549 --> 00:10:42,974 Yeah. Now we won't need Tina at all. 302 00:10:43,126 --> 00:10:45,459 So, if she just never wants to play with us again, 303 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:48,204 I guess that'd be... (scoffs) totally fine. 304 00:10:48,297 --> 00:10:49,648 There's the Thanksgiving spirit. 305 00:10:49,799 --> 00:10:51,483 I'll stick the putter in, we'll roll the balls, 306 00:10:51,634 --> 00:10:53,485 and then I'll pull it out before it starts to dance. 307 00:10:53,636 --> 00:10:55,302 And then our lives change forever 308 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,971 -and we never look back. -(grunts) 309 00:10:57,065 --> 00:10:58,823 Okay, let's get into position. 310 00:10:58,975 --> 00:10:59,974 Aye aye. 311 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,643 Ready? Roll! 312 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:03,903 -Mini-golf, yum! -Yes! 313 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,479 Oh, wait, crap-- the putter. 314 00:11:05,573 --> 00:11:06,665 Yum... Yum! 315 00:11:06,816 --> 00:11:08,315 -Yum. Yum, yum! -Oh, oh, oh, oh! 316 00:11:08,484 --> 00:11:10,168 Gene, a little help? Gene, a little help! 317 00:11:10,395 --> 00:11:10,985 Uh... 318 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,154 -(gasps) -Oh, no. 319 00:11:13,248 --> 00:11:15,298 You can barely tell. 320 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,995 Okay, looking good. Dang it! 321 00:11:21,089 --> 00:11:22,238 Why do they have to make these things 322 00:11:22,331 --> 00:11:23,423 so darn easy to break 323 00:11:23,575 --> 00:11:25,166 when you shove a metal object in them? 324 00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:27,519 Oh, God. I don't want to go to mini-golf jail. 325 00:11:27,746 --> 00:11:30,855 I bet the cells are diabolical little worlds unto themselves. 326 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,582 With Astroturf everywhere. 327 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,693 Oh, this day could not get any worse. 328 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:36,177 Whose idea was it to go mini-golfing 329 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,845 on Thanksgiving, anyway? 330 00:11:38,014 --> 00:11:40,273 Wait, what if we sort of wedge it in here? 331 00:11:40,425 --> 00:11:42,701 Aah! Yeti, why can't you hold yourself together? 332 00:11:42,928 --> 00:11:45,019 -You're better than this. -Ugh. Well, 333 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,538 Tina will be thrilled. She said 334 00:11:46,765 --> 00:11:48,114 we were gonna break something, and now she's right 335 00:11:48,266 --> 00:11:50,283 and I hate when I'm not the one who's right. 336 00:11:50,435 --> 00:11:51,710 Maybe we make a sign that says 337 00:11:51,861 --> 00:11:55,104 "Out of order, but not because two great kids broke it." 338 00:11:55,198 --> 00:11:56,272 Oh, crap, it's Tina. Quick, 339 00:11:56,365 --> 00:11:58,049 make the legs look not broken. 340 00:11:58,944 --> 00:12:00,367 Oh, hey, you. 341 00:12:00,462 --> 00:12:03,037 -Hey. Just going to the bathroom. -Great. Great. Love it. 342 00:12:03,206 --> 00:12:04,556 Don't make the same mistake I did and assume that outhouse 343 00:12:04,707 --> 00:12:06,466 over there with a wolfman peeking out of it 344 00:12:06,542 --> 00:12:09,786 is fully functional, because it is not. 345 00:12:09,879 --> 00:12:11,955 (forced laugh) 346 00:12:12,123 --> 00:12:13,214 How's your yeti game going? 347 00:12:13,308 --> 00:12:15,458 Uh, amazing, actually. (chuckles) 348 00:12:15,551 --> 00:12:17,810 Really, really fun. And amazing. And great. 349 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:21,072 -All of those things. -We're just taking a little break. 350 00:12:21,224 --> 00:12:23,074 Because it's so fun. Actually, you know... 351 00:12:23,226 --> 00:12:24,409 (scoffs) exhausting. 352 00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:27,987 From the hooting and the hollering. Just got to recharge. 353 00:12:28,064 --> 00:12:29,247 Wait, is something wrong with the legs? 354 00:12:29,398 --> 00:12:30,582 You mean, why do they look perfect? 355 00:12:30,733 --> 00:12:32,917 Aren't they supposed to be moving? Are they broken? 356 00:12:33,069 --> 00:12:34,477 -Did you break them? -What? No. 357 00:12:34,496 --> 00:12:36,479 Well, it looks like you're holding them up. 358 00:12:36,498 --> 00:12:38,664 Holding them up is part of the game? 359 00:12:38,817 --> 00:12:39,816 Oops. We lost. 360 00:12:39,985 --> 00:12:41,408 I knew it. I knew you would break something 361 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,244 doing whatever it is you were doing over here. 362 00:12:43,338 --> 00:12:45,913 Well, I'd rather have fun and be immature 363 00:12:46,007 --> 00:12:47,248 and accidentally break something 364 00:12:47,342 --> 00:12:49,175 than be a "too grown up to hang out 365 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,417 "with her super cool siblings 366 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,512 who invent life-changing games" person. 367 00:12:52,664 --> 00:12:54,922 Okay. I'm just gonna pretend I didn't see it 368 00:12:55,016 --> 00:12:56,274 and go back to Mom and Dad. 369 00:12:56,425 --> 00:12:58,334 Well, go to the bathroom first, obviously, 370 00:12:58,427 --> 00:13:00,761 but then back to them. So, good luck with this. 371 00:13:00,855 --> 00:13:03,356 Yeah, just go pee. Or poop. Whatever you're gonna do. 372 00:13:03,508 --> 00:13:06,192 -It's pee. Number one. -We know what number pee is. 373 00:13:06,344 --> 00:13:09,270 So, Mexico? You, me and the legs? On the run? 374 00:13:09,364 --> 00:13:12,106 We try to stay one step ahead of the federales? 375 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,607 Maybe we end up learning a thing or two? 376 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:15,535 About life? About ourselves? 377 00:13:15,687 --> 00:13:16,443 (sighs) 378 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:19,297 Come on. You got this, Linda. 379 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,873 Clear your mind. 380 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,133 Nothing in there at all. 381 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:24,210 -Bob, don't breathe. -'Kay. 382 00:13:24,362 --> 00:13:26,453 Aah! You know what it is? 383 00:13:26,531 --> 00:13:28,640 It's those aliens eating pizza. They're distracting me. 384 00:13:28,867 --> 00:13:31,200 Really? They didn't distract me. I like them. 385 00:13:31,294 --> 00:13:32,552 They're interested in our culture. 386 00:13:32,704 --> 00:13:34,461 They're not interested in anyone but themselves. 387 00:13:34,556 --> 00:13:37,540 Linda, I'm a little scared to talk to you right now, 388 00:13:37,633 --> 00:13:39,225 but, um, we lost our kids. 389 00:13:39,377 --> 00:13:41,377 And now we're just two middle-aged people 390 00:13:41,379 --> 00:13:43,062 playing mini-golf on Thanksgiving. 391 00:13:43,214 --> 00:13:44,805 One normal, and one... you. 392 00:13:44,899 --> 00:13:47,992 So, how about we just call it, find the kids, and go? 393 00:13:48,069 --> 00:13:49,719 And then I can cook dinner. 394 00:13:49,737 --> 00:13:50,995 And we could possibly never do this again. 395 00:13:51,222 --> 00:13:52,697 Bob, I need this. And I'm going to get 396 00:13:52,849 --> 00:13:55,316 another hole in one and as soon as I do, we can go. 397 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,151 Also, we're not playing by ourselves. 398 00:13:57,245 --> 00:13:58,152 Tina still likes us. 399 00:13:58,321 --> 00:14:00,063 She's just in the bathroom. 400 00:14:00,156 --> 00:14:02,248 Oh, crumb bums! This is your fault. 401 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,917 -I miss Tina. -And your fault, other alien. 402 00:14:05,070 --> 00:14:06,419 So smug. 403 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:09,496 -Ugh, poor, dumb mini-golf goofs. -(both grunting) 404 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,332 Nope, nope. Going back to Mom and Dad. 405 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,575 Not gonna get involved in this. 406 00:14:12,594 --> 00:14:14,260 I've got a teen party on the line. 407 00:14:14,337 --> 00:14:16,354 Oh, crap. The manager. He's gonna see them. 408 00:14:16,505 --> 00:14:17,671 Uh... 409 00:14:17,765 --> 00:14:20,750 Oh, um, uh, excuse me, mister, uh, mini-manager. 410 00:14:20,843 --> 00:14:24,011 That's my name, ha-ha. No, it's not. It-it's Michael. 411 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,938 -Uh, what can I do for you? -Uh, I'm... I was just 412 00:14:26,091 --> 00:14:27,848 wondering, um, could you tell me 413 00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:29,275 what's the story behind... that? 414 00:14:29,444 --> 00:14:32,203 -And keep looking this way while you do it? -Oh, that? 415 00:14:32,430 --> 00:14:33,779 I had it made for my wife 416 00:14:33,932 --> 00:14:35,356 for our tenth wedding anniversary. 417 00:14:35,450 --> 00:14:37,433 She didn't want it in the house, so I brought it out here. 418 00:14:37,452 --> 00:14:41,695 Wow. That's really, really great and interesting. 419 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:44,198 Yeah, turns out her and I have very different ideas 420 00:14:44,292 --> 00:14:46,609 about what makes a great gift, apparently. 421 00:14:46,611 --> 00:14:48,294 -Uh-huh. -Oh, that reminds me. 422 00:14:48,446 --> 00:14:50,463 I got to go wipe the bird poop off the mermaid sculpture. 423 00:14:50,615 --> 00:14:53,207 I made a promise to her years ago and I'm keeping it. 424 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,559 The mermaid, not my wife. But my wife 425 00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:56,377 and the mermaid are friends, so it's fine. 426 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,337 Yeah, you should definitely go in that direction 427 00:14:58,489 --> 00:15:00,456 and do that right away. And, uh, take your time. 428 00:15:00,549 --> 00:15:03,050 (chuckles weakly) Okay, I'm done helping. 429 00:15:03,144 --> 00:15:05,144 (groans) Fine, still helping. 430 00:15:05,296 --> 00:15:06,646 This is so stupid. 431 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,239 Are we gonna have to hold these dumb legs up 432 00:15:08,391 --> 00:15:09,741 for the rest of our lives? 433 00:15:09,892 --> 00:15:11,817 I'm sick of holding up my own legs. 434 00:15:11,970 --> 00:15:13,319 Ugh, let's put them down. 435 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,488 Gene, I don't think we have any other choice. 436 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:16,897 We're just gonna have to 437 00:15:16,991 --> 00:15:19,250 go and tell Mom and Dad that we broke the yeti. 438 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,993 And then Tina will say, "I told you so" 439 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,478 and then we'll go to mini-golf jail 440 00:15:22,497 --> 00:15:24,497 and probably have to make mini license plates. 441 00:15:24,573 --> 00:15:25,998 Do you think we'll still be allowed 442 00:15:26,167 --> 00:15:27,241 to have Thanksgiving dinner tonight 443 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,668 before the cops take us away? 444 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:31,837 Maybe Mom will pack us a little jail turkey or something. 445 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:32,931 -Oh, God. -Guys, wait. 446 00:15:33,082 --> 00:15:34,006 What do you want, Tina? 447 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,416 Yes, we broke this thing 448 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,101 and now we're gonna get into huge trouble. 449 00:15:37,253 --> 00:15:38,419 You were right, we were dumb. Happy? 450 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,421 No. Listen, don't tell Mom and Dad anything. 451 00:15:40,515 --> 00:15:43,257 What? We have to. There's no way to fix that yeti. 452 00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:45,592 Turns out we're not the savvy mechanical engineers 453 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:48,337 -I assumed we were. -We've leaned it, tilted it, 454 00:15:48,356 --> 00:15:50,022 and leaned it again. What else is there? 455 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,557 And don't say leaning. We've tried that. 456 00:15:51,709 --> 00:15:53,767 We need something to replace this broken rod in here 457 00:15:53,861 --> 00:15:56,012 that the legs rest on like, um... 458 00:15:56,030 --> 00:15:57,513 oh, this. 459 00:15:57,532 --> 00:15:59,849 That tiny pencil? But it's so wee. 460 00:15:59,851 --> 00:16:01,200 No, we get a whole bunch of them. 461 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,943 Oh, my God, Tina, you're a genius. 462 00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:04,629 Gene, pencils. Quick, let's go. 463 00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:07,548 I've never run towards a pencil in my life, but okay! 464 00:16:10,695 --> 00:16:13,379 -Okay, here's the goods. -And I kept one for myself 465 00:16:13,456 --> 00:16:15,306 to put behind my ear like an old-timey newspaper man. 466 00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:17,883 Great. So, I'm gonna jam a bunch of pencils 467 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,869 into this gear thing until it works again. Fingers crossed. 468 00:16:19,962 --> 00:16:20,870 Oh, God. 469 00:16:20,963 --> 00:16:22,313 I love it. 470 00:16:22,540 --> 00:16:23,982 Are you sure you're not moonlighting for NASA? 471 00:16:24,133 --> 00:16:25,875 You can tell us, we're cool. 472 00:16:25,893 --> 00:16:28,878 Nice. Got it in two. Two for Bob. 473 00:16:28,896 --> 00:16:30,546 Yeah, yeah, Tommy Two-Strokes. 474 00:16:30,715 --> 00:16:32,473 Get ready for Linda Look-at-my-Hole-in-One. 475 00:16:32,641 --> 00:16:33,883 Just as long as you don't 476 00:16:33,901 --> 00:16:35,309 permanently change your name to that. 477 00:16:35,403 --> 00:16:38,571 Okay. Feeling really, really good about this one. 478 00:16:38,723 --> 00:16:40,072 No! I-I... 479 00:16:40,225 --> 00:16:42,408 I hit it by accident. Redo, redo. 480 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,393 Okay, I'll just put a little asterisk 481 00:16:44,487 --> 00:16:46,820 on the scorecard and write "redo". 482 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,172 But go ahead and start again. 483 00:16:48,399 --> 00:16:50,508 I will. And if I get it in one, it counts as one. 484 00:16:50,735 --> 00:16:52,235 Yup. Just gonna put that asterisk. 485 00:16:52,253 --> 00:16:54,846 We're doing everything we can. Stay calm. 486 00:16:55,073 --> 00:16:57,164 -You're gonna dance again. Oh, how you'll dance. -(bell rings) 487 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,758 MICHAEL: Ooh! More customers. 488 00:16:58,910 --> 00:17:00,910 Thanksgiving mini-golf is officially happening. 489 00:17:00,928 --> 00:17:03,354 Oh, crap. More people showed up. We got to fix this quick. 490 00:17:03,506 --> 00:17:05,172 -MICHAEL: Welcome, welcome! -Hide. 491 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,932 Planet Mystery World at your service. 492 00:17:07,085 --> 00:17:08,026 I'm coming right over. 493 00:17:08,177 --> 00:17:09,935 -LOUISE: Hurry, Tina. -I know, I know. 494 00:17:10,088 --> 00:17:12,012 GENE: Push in those pencils, pencil pusher. 495 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,531 It's the final hole. 496 00:17:13,682 --> 00:17:15,107 This is my last chance. 497 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,684 The power is inside you, Linda. Find that power again. 498 00:17:17,762 --> 00:17:20,038 Shoot, did I take the butter out of the fridge before we left? 499 00:17:20,189 --> 00:17:22,022 -Bob! Putting! -Sorry. 500 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,616 Yes, yes, yes. 501 00:17:23,768 --> 00:17:26,377 No. No. Are you kidding me?! 502 00:17:26,604 --> 00:17:29,772 -(grumbling, moaning) -You're still a wonderful person, Lin. 503 00:17:29,791 --> 00:17:31,457 Don't let mini-golf destroy you. 504 00:17:31,609 --> 00:17:34,293 Hey, you got a hole in one in life? 505 00:17:34,370 --> 00:17:36,946 -And at the fourth hole. -And at the fourth hole. 506 00:17:37,039 --> 00:17:38,447 Which I will remember forever. 507 00:17:38,466 --> 00:17:41,559 Yes. Can we go home now so I can finally make dinner? 508 00:17:41,786 --> 00:17:43,061 -And have wine? -And have wine. 509 00:17:43,137 --> 00:17:44,395 All right! Let's get the kids 510 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,230 -and get the hell out of here! -Oh, thank God. 511 00:17:46,382 --> 00:17:49,400 M'kay, this seems like the right amount of pencils, 512 00:17:49,627 --> 00:17:52,311 because that's all we had. Let's put the legs on. 513 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,462 (all grunting) 514 00:17:53,481 --> 00:17:55,298 LINDA: Hey, kids, wherever you are! 515 00:17:55,391 --> 00:17:56,407 It's time to go home and eat. 516 00:17:56,634 --> 00:17:58,743 Okay, great. Quick, quick, quick. 517 00:17:58,894 --> 00:18:00,244 And don't bother asking about the score 518 00:18:00,471 --> 00:18:01,470 because I threw out the scorecard 519 00:18:01,489 --> 00:18:02,805 and it doesn't matter, no one cares. 520 00:18:02,898 --> 00:18:04,248 My score was really good, though. 521 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,750 -Just saying. -No. 522 00:18:05,901 --> 00:18:07,085 Please let this work. 523 00:18:07,236 --> 00:18:08,811 Legs, don't fail us now. 524 00:18:08,904 --> 00:18:13,257 Okay, let's slowly let go and step back 525 00:18:13,334 --> 00:18:15,426 and act like everything we're doing right now 526 00:18:15,503 --> 00:18:16,819 is totally natural. 527 00:18:16,912 --> 00:18:19,263 Yes! I mean, yeah, this is how his legs work. 528 00:18:19,490 --> 00:18:22,433 And this is how I stand when I'm being super normal. 529 00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:26,162 Okay, let's wrap it up so we can head back home to Turkey Town. 530 00:18:26,180 --> 00:18:27,421 Where we belong. 531 00:18:27,515 --> 00:18:28,922 -Ready. -Sounds good. -Yep, yep. 532 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,182 I want to go do the yeti! 533 00:18:30,426 --> 00:18:32,501 Okay, okay, slow down. (chuckles) She loves the yeti. 534 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,520 What's not to love? Great hole. Great yeti. 535 00:18:34,672 --> 00:18:35,688 Yup, yup. 536 00:18:35,764 --> 00:18:37,615 -YETI: Mini-golf, yum! -(metal clanking) 537 00:18:37,842 --> 00:18:39,266 -GIRL: Oh, no! -(gasping) 538 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,526 MOTHER: Oh, God. Is that supposed to happen? 539 00:18:40,644 --> 00:18:43,195 Uh, and we're walking to the car... 540 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,530 (sighs) No, wait. 541 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:48,609 Mom, Dad, Gene and I have to tell you something. 542 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,537 When I said we'd pay for it I was really hoping 543 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,857 he would say, "That's okay." But now we're paying for it. 544 00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:56,359 The kids are paying for it. 545 00:18:56,452 --> 00:18:58,285 Right, but that means we have to start paying them 546 00:18:58,379 --> 00:19:00,713 so they can pay us. So, really, we're paying. 547 00:19:00,882 --> 00:19:02,381 -Well, they're grounded. -And banned. 548 00:19:02,533 --> 00:19:04,049 Banned from a mini-golf course. 549 00:19:04,202 --> 00:19:06,477 -(scoffs) -Should we leave them somewhere? 550 00:19:06,629 --> 00:19:08,295 Yeah, I'll keep an eye out for a good spot. 551 00:19:08,464 --> 00:19:11,298 I'd just like to mention again how sorry we are. 552 00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:14,877 And how Thanksgiving is a time of forgiveness. 553 00:19:14,896 --> 00:19:16,320 And also, Tina was right. 554 00:19:16,472 --> 00:19:18,489 Gene and I shouldn't have been messing with the legs. 555 00:19:18,641 --> 00:19:20,491 It was an accident and it could've happened to anyone. 556 00:19:20,568 --> 00:19:21,659 I mean, dancing yetis? 557 00:19:21,886 --> 00:19:23,327 A lot of moving parts. A lot that can go wrong. 558 00:19:23,479 --> 00:19:25,221 -Yeah, I guess that's true. -Yeah, maybe. 559 00:19:25,314 --> 00:19:29,149 -Thanks, T. -Dancing yetis is what I'm gonna call my S-Corp. 560 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,560 There you are. You look amazing. 561 00:19:31,579 --> 00:19:33,412 I missed you so much while I was at mini-golf. 562 00:19:33,564 --> 00:19:35,414 (high-pitched): You played mini-golf without me? 563 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,416 (normal voice): Wait, you like mini-golf? 564 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,568 (high-pitched): Of course I like mini-golf. I'm a turkey. 565 00:19:39,737 --> 00:19:41,679 (normal voice): Right, right, sorry. I'll-I'll take you next time? 566 00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:43,497 -(high-pitched): Good. -Next year, I'm just gonna 567 00:19:43,591 --> 00:19:45,591 sit on the couch, have some wine, not shower 568 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,019 and watch the parade on TV like a normal person. 569 00:19:48,170 --> 00:19:49,336 Happy Thanksgiving, Bob. 570 00:19:49,430 --> 00:19:51,096 (normal voice): Happy Thanksgiving, Lin. 571 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:52,248 Mwah. 572 00:19:52,266 --> 00:19:53,916 Ooh, you already have mashed potatoes 573 00:19:53,918 --> 00:19:54,917 in your mustache, somehow. 574 00:19:55,010 --> 00:19:55,918 Oh, God, I do. 575 00:19:56,011 --> 00:19:57,269 -Ha! Mash-stache. -Mm. 576 00:19:57,422 --> 00:19:59,271 Sorry we got you grounded 577 00:19:59,424 --> 00:20:01,014 and you have to miss the party, Tina. 578 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,425 With the high school boys farting 579 00:20:02,443 --> 00:20:04,202 their high school farts all over the beach. 580 00:20:04,353 --> 00:20:06,929 Yeah. But there will be other high school boys parties. 581 00:20:06,948 --> 00:20:08,188 In high school, I'm assuming? 582 00:20:08,282 --> 00:20:11,191 Hey, um, also sorry for, uh, 583 00:20:11,285 --> 00:20:13,269 sort of being jerky earlier. 584 00:20:13,362 --> 00:20:15,271 And for calling you a dumb-dummy-boob-head. 585 00:20:15,289 --> 00:20:16,121 You called me that? 586 00:20:16,274 --> 00:20:17,548 Not to your face, but yeah. 587 00:20:17,775 --> 00:20:20,051 I'm sorry too. I was a little on a high horse today. 588 00:20:20,278 --> 00:20:22,053 And not just 'cause of that one hole we played that 589 00:20:22,129 --> 00:20:23,946 had that really big horse being ridden 590 00:20:24,039 --> 00:20:24,964 by another smaller horse. 591 00:20:25,116 --> 00:20:26,540 You were kind of amazing today. 592 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,060 I mean, it didn't work for long. But it worked for a minute. 593 00:20:29,211 --> 00:20:31,896 Thanks. And, hey, it was pretty mature of you 594 00:20:31,973 --> 00:20:33,122 to tell Mom and Dad the truth. 595 00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:35,307 We're grown-up folk now. I drink seltzer. 596 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,050 Louise, I know we're not always going to want 597 00:20:37,144 --> 00:20:39,886 to do the same things, but I'll always have your back. 598 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:42,406 -Same here. -And I've got all your backs, too. 599 00:20:42,558 --> 00:20:45,225 I'll never put anything ahead of my sisters. 600 00:20:45,319 --> 00:20:46,410 -BOB: Kids. Dinner. -Turkey! 601 00:20:46,562 --> 00:20:48,320 -Get out of my way! -TINA: Hey. Ow! 602 00:20:48,473 --> 00:20:49,413 -LOUISE: Gene, watch it! -(Gene babbling) 603 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,323 LOUISE: ♪ Three, two, one, roll ♪ 604 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,658 ♪ With just one goal ♪ 605 00:20:52,810 --> 00:20:53,993 ♪ Got to get it just right ♪ 606 00:20:54,145 --> 00:20:55,311 ♪ To make the yeti go ♪ 607 00:20:55,329 --> 00:20:56,587 ♪ Head spin, arm flaps ♪ 608 00:20:56,814 --> 00:20:58,071 ♪ Legs do their tippy-tap ♪ 609 00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,239 ♪ All at once is a vision ♪ 610 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:00,758 ♪ But only with precision ♪ 611 00:21:00,985 --> 00:21:02,651 ♪ Three, two, one, roll, just one goal ♪ 612 00:21:02,745 --> 00:21:05,263 ♪ Got to get it just right to make the yeti go ♪ 613 00:21:05,414 --> 00:21:07,156 -♪ Sometimes the legs fall off ♪ -♪ Say what? ♪ 614 00:21:07,174 --> 00:21:09,767 ♪ But then Tina comes and saves your butt ♪ 615 00:21:09,918 --> 00:21:11,102 -YETI: ♪ Mini-golf, yum! ♪ -LOUISE: ♪ Three, two, one, roll ♪ 616 00:21:11,329 --> 00:21:14,013 ♪ With just one goal ♪ 617 00:21:14,165 --> 00:21:16,298 -♪ Got to get it just right to make the yeti ♪ -TINA/GENE: ♪ Yeti go ♪ 618 00:21:16,350 --> 00:21:19,018 -♪ Three, two, one, roll ♪ -YETI: ♪ Mini-golf, yum! ♪ 619 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:22,187 -♪ Y-Yum, y-yum ♪ -♪ Mini-golf, yum! ♪ 620 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:23,430 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 621 00:21:23,524 --> 00:21:24,657 and TOYOTA.