1 00:00:00,913 --> 00:00:03,829 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:09,530 --> 00:00:13,012 [Harriet] They say the moral of the story comes at the end. 3 00:00:13,099 --> 00:00:16,537 But ask me, sometimes it comes at the top 4 00:00:16,624 --> 00:00:18,148 in the middle 5 00:00:18,235 --> 00:00:20,150 and you just don't get it till the end. 6 00:00:20,237 --> 00:00:22,152 ...aim was to try to tame me! 7 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:24,893 - Oh, sir, um, no, wait. - 'What's up, doc?' 8 00:00:24,980 --> 00:00:28,158 A lot of times I don't get it at all. 9 00:00:31,204 --> 00:00:33,641 In less than a month, you have gone from being 10 00:00:33,728 --> 00:00:36,557 one of the best patent lawyers in the country 11 00:00:36,644 --> 00:00:40,083 much less Cincinnati, and now.. 12 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:41,867 What the hell has happened? 13 00:00:41,954 --> 00:00:44,087 Well, what's happened is 14 00:00:44,174 --> 00:00:47,220 'after 32 years of rather dedicated practice' 15 00:00:47,307 --> 00:00:49,048 I've come to the unfortunate 16 00:00:49,135 --> 00:00:52,443 if not altogether surprising conclusion 17 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:56,882 that patent law is as boring as a big bowl of steaming dog.. 18 00:00:56,969 --> 00:00:58,492 Shut the door, Jenna. 19 00:01:00,407 --> 00:01:01,887 It's dull, Robert. 20 00:01:01,974 --> 00:01:04,933 I lead a dull life with dull partners. 21 00:01:05,020 --> 00:01:07,762 I'd sooner look into a mirror and watch my teeth rot 22 00:01:07,849 --> 00:01:11,375 than do one more case involving patent law. 23 00:01:11,462 --> 00:01:13,899 As always, I value your feedback. 24 00:01:18,556 --> 00:01:21,167 I'm afraid this is the end, Harry. 25 00:01:21,254 --> 00:01:22,864 The end of what? 26 00:01:22,951 --> 00:01:23,909 You're fired. 27 00:01:23,996 --> 00:01:26,912 [instrumental music] 28 00:01:29,915 --> 00:01:32,439 Somebody obnoxious once said 29 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:34,137 "Every knock is a boost." 30 00:01:34,224 --> 00:01:35,442 [groans] 31 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:37,140 Maybe not. 32 00:01:37,227 --> 00:01:38,184 Oh, my God. 33 00:01:38,271 --> 00:01:40,055 Somebody call an ambulance! 34 00:01:40,143 --> 00:01:42,362 Somebody call 9-1-1! 35 00:01:42,449 --> 00:01:44,147 Help! 36 00:01:44,234 --> 00:01:47,150 Please don't die. Please don't die. 37 00:01:47,237 --> 00:01:50,414 Please don't die. Come on, please. 38 00:01:50,501 --> 00:01:52,416 You sure you're really okay? 39 00:01:52,503 --> 00:01:54,244 Doctor says I am. 40 00:01:54,331 --> 00:01:57,551 Nothing broken, no concussion. 41 00:01:57,638 --> 00:01:59,597 I'm missing a sock. 42 00:01:59,684 --> 00:02:01,599 You weren't wearing socks. 43 00:02:01,686 --> 00:02:05,342 You don't feel lightheaded even or maybe delusional? 44 00:02:05,429 --> 00:02:08,083 I'm telling you, one second I'm walking down the street. 45 00:02:08,171 --> 00:02:10,173 - And the next-- - I'm so sorry. 46 00:02:11,957 --> 00:02:14,394 Where exactly did you come from? 47 00:02:14,481 --> 00:02:16,396 I-I jumped off a building. 48 00:02:16,483 --> 00:02:18,572 'It's, uh, you leap onto awnings and you roll off.' 49 00:02:18,659 --> 00:02:20,792 It's kind of an urban sport thing. 50 00:02:22,097 --> 00:02:23,751 I never saw you. 51 00:02:23,838 --> 00:02:25,797 What's your name, son? 52 00:02:25,884 --> 00:02:27,364 Malcolm. 53 00:02:27,451 --> 00:02:30,062 You're not being truthful with me, Malcolm. 54 00:02:30,149 --> 00:02:31,846 'That building is six stories high.' 55 00:02:31,933 --> 00:02:33,370 The sport you were playing is called 56 00:02:33,457 --> 00:02:37,112 extreme suicide. 57 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:40,551 You were trying to kill yourself, weren't you, Malcolm? 58 00:02:40,638 --> 00:02:41,595 Why? 59 00:02:48,298 --> 00:02:49,255 [exhales sharply] 60 00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:54,521 Maybe the question is, "Why not?" 61 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:57,045 Maybe there's a better world somewhere 62 00:02:57,132 --> 00:02:59,047 one without people. 63 00:03:10,407 --> 00:03:12,583 Or maybe it's just across the street. 64 00:03:18,153 --> 00:03:19,720 All of a sudden 65 00:03:19,807 --> 00:03:21,592 it was the first day of the rest of my.. 66 00:03:21,679 --> 00:03:22,680 [groans] 67 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:23,768 [tires screeching] 68 00:03:26,118 --> 00:03:29,164 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! Is she dead? 69 00:03:29,252 --> 00:03:31,166 Oh, my God! Is she dead? 70 00:03:31,254 --> 00:03:33,038 She looks dead. Somebody, uh, mouth-to-mouth! 71 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:34,344 You, big guy. 72 00:03:34,431 --> 00:03:36,346 Um, well, is she dead? Help! 73 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:39,479 How could you not be dead? Or at least have broken bones? 74 00:03:39,566 --> 00:03:41,568 I told you, I landed on a mattress 75 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:43,135 these movers were unloading. 76 00:03:43,222 --> 00:03:46,791 - Right, but the car struck you. - Mostly soft tissue. 77 00:03:46,878 --> 00:03:50,316 - She's like a big stuffy. - There you go, a diagnosis. 78 00:03:50,403 --> 00:03:52,666 Big stuffy. Can I go now? 79 00:03:52,753 --> 00:03:54,625 Let me first check the X-rays one more time. 80 00:03:59,151 --> 00:04:01,719 - Are you okay? - Fine. 81 00:04:01,806 --> 00:04:04,896 This is the man who hit me. Man who hit me, meet Jenna. 82 00:04:04,983 --> 00:04:06,027 Where's my other shoe? 83 00:04:06,114 --> 00:04:08,029 Wait a second. I know you. 84 00:04:08,116 --> 00:04:09,683 You're Harriet Korn. 85 00:04:09,770 --> 00:04:11,555 I did a big patent case against you. 86 00:04:11,642 --> 00:04:14,471 I was one of the associates on the Firestone case. 87 00:04:14,558 --> 00:04:16,995 I argued the class consolidation, remember? 88 00:04:17,082 --> 00:04:19,606 - You called me an-- - Arrogant little snot. 89 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:21,129 I remember. 90 00:04:21,216 --> 00:04:23,393 Were you aiming for me with your car? 91 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:24,872 - What? - You hit me on purpose. 92 00:04:24,959 --> 00:04:26,396 - Didn't you? - Of course I didn't. 93 00:04:26,483 --> 00:04:28,354 You stepped off the curb, and.. 94 00:04:28,441 --> 00:04:29,790 What were you even doing there? 95 00:04:29,877 --> 00:04:30,965 I work in that neighborhood. 96 00:04:31,052 --> 00:04:32,576 - Excuse me? - Excuse me? 97 00:04:32,663 --> 00:04:34,665 - At least I will. - She's not herself. 98 00:04:34,752 --> 00:04:37,058 Before you hit her, a black man fell from the sky 99 00:04:37,145 --> 00:04:38,712 onto her head. 100 00:04:38,799 --> 00:04:41,236 Well, it doesn't make any medical sense to me 101 00:04:41,324 --> 00:04:42,847 but there's nothing broken. 102 00:04:42,934 --> 00:04:44,065 You can go. 103 00:04:45,458 --> 00:04:48,331 [theme music] 104 00:04:50,507 --> 00:04:51,856 ♪ Ooh ♪ 105 00:04:52,683 --> 00:04:54,815 ♪ Ah ♪ 106 00:04:54,902 --> 00:04:56,861 ♪ Ooh ♪ 107 00:04:56,948 --> 00:04:58,906 ♪ Ah ♪ 108 00:04:58,993 --> 00:05:00,212 ♪ Ooh ♪ 109 00:05:01,169 --> 00:05:02,475 ♪ Ah ♪ 110 00:05:03,476 --> 00:05:04,521 ♪ Ooh ♪ 111 00:05:05,478 --> 00:05:06,784 ♪ Ah ♪♪ 112 00:05:10,135 --> 00:05:12,050 [door opens] 113 00:05:15,706 --> 00:05:18,404 Okay. Okay. We can make it work. 114 00:05:18,491 --> 00:05:20,667 It just needs a little love. 115 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:22,103 Jenna, I can't afford to pay you. 116 00:05:22,190 --> 00:05:24,497 What's with all the shoes, though? 117 00:05:24,584 --> 00:05:25,977 Uh, previous tenant. 118 00:05:26,064 --> 00:05:28,588 Got evicted, left all this stuff behind. 119 00:05:28,675 --> 00:05:30,590 Prada. Jimmy Choo. 120 00:05:30,677 --> 00:05:32,679 - Oh! - What's wrong? 121 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,551 White satin stiletto sandals 122 00:05:34,638 --> 00:05:36,944 with horsehair and crystal straps. 123 00:05:37,031 --> 00:05:40,034 - Is that good? - Is it good? Good? It's a.. 124 00:05:40,121 --> 00:05:42,559 Gold-leather five-inch woven, wicker-wedge heel. 125 00:05:42,646 --> 00:05:44,343 [door opens] 126 00:05:44,430 --> 00:05:45,605 Ms. Korn? 127 00:05:48,086 --> 00:05:50,697 I was trying to kill myself. 128 00:05:52,525 --> 00:05:55,267 Okay. Why? 129 00:05:55,354 --> 00:05:57,182 [Malcolm] 'I-I'm facing prison.' 130 00:05:57,269 --> 00:05:59,619 I got arrested on a drug charge, third offense 131 00:05:59,706 --> 00:06:03,362 and, uh, I got a cocaine problem. 132 00:06:03,449 --> 00:06:05,843 I'm working on it, but.. 133 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:09,847 Anyway, I was thinking everything happens for a reason. 134 00:06:09,934 --> 00:06:11,326 'And I figured, I landed splat on you' 135 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:13,328 'cause I-I wasn't meant to die. 136 00:06:15,548 --> 00:06:18,290 Will you represent me? Please? 137 00:06:18,377 --> 00:06:20,988 Son, I'm not a criminal lawyer. 138 00:06:21,075 --> 00:06:22,816 I-I googled you. You're supposed to be really good. 139 00:06:22,903 --> 00:06:25,645 - At patent law. - Harry, you need clients. 140 00:06:25,732 --> 00:06:27,299 It's not as if you have any. 141 00:06:27,386 --> 00:06:29,257 And this.. 142 00:06:29,344 --> 00:06:31,695 ...this is a deep-blue patent leather with a peep-toe. 143 00:06:31,782 --> 00:06:33,348 Ms. Korn, I know it sounds crazy 144 00:06:33,436 --> 00:06:36,613 but I really do think I fell on you for a reason. 145 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:38,745 I mean, I suddenly don't wanna die anymore. 146 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:40,573 [Harry] 'That's because you gained perspective.' 147 00:06:40,660 --> 00:06:42,357 Near-death experiences can do that. 148 00:06:42,445 --> 00:06:43,707 Maybe. 149 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:48,842 Maybe it's something about you. 150 00:06:48,929 --> 00:06:50,583 [female #1] She was involved in some sort of overhead collision. 151 00:06:50,670 --> 00:06:52,106 She was being released from the hospital, uh 152 00:06:52,193 --> 00:06:53,630 that's when you subsequently collided with her. 153 00:06:53,717 --> 00:06:55,109 Would you like me to do a background check? 154 00:06:55,196 --> 00:06:57,503 I don't need to do a background check on Harry Korn. 155 00:06:57,590 --> 00:06:58,896 My sources at Sterling and Fremont say 156 00:06:58,983 --> 00:07:00,941 she was becoming increasingly insubordinate. 157 00:07:01,028 --> 00:07:03,683 God, when I was on that case, I loved watching her work. 158 00:07:03,770 --> 00:07:05,337 I remember even saying to myself, "Please let me 159 00:07:05,424 --> 00:07:07,948 run into this lady again." Not with a car. 160 00:07:08,035 --> 00:07:10,385 Uh, she's really working in that neighborhood? 161 00:07:10,473 --> 00:07:12,257 Still looking to get confirmation on that. 162 00:07:14,215 --> 00:07:16,522 ♪ Well we're movin' on up ♪♪ Movin' on up ♪ 163 00:07:16,609 --> 00:07:19,438 ♪ To the East Side ♪♪ Movin' on up ♪ 164 00:07:19,525 --> 00:07:24,225 ♪ To a deluxe apartment in the sky ♪ 165 00:07:24,312 --> 00:07:26,706 ♪ We're moving on up ♪♪ Movin' on up ♪ 166 00:07:26,793 --> 00:07:30,318 ♪ To the East Side ♪♪ Movin' on up ♪ 167 00:07:30,405 --> 00:07:35,367 ♪ We finally got a piece of the pie ♪ 168 00:07:35,454 --> 00:07:37,978 ♪ Fish don't fry in the kitchen ♪ 169 00:07:38,065 --> 00:07:40,546 ♪ Beans don't burn on the grill ♪ 170 00:07:40,633 --> 00:07:43,027 ♪ Took a whole lot of trying ♪ 171 00:07:43,114 --> 00:07:45,551 ♪ Just to get up that hill ♪ 172 00:07:45,638 --> 00:07:48,119 ♪ Now we're up in the big leagues ♪ 173 00:07:48,206 --> 00:07:50,600 ♪ Gettin' our turn at bat ♪ 174 00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:53,211 ♪ As long as we live it's you and me baby ♪ 175 00:07:53,298 --> 00:07:54,952 ♪ There ain't nothin' wrong with that ♪ 176 00:07:55,039 --> 00:07:57,432 ♪ We're movin' on up ♪♪ Movin' on up ♪ 177 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:00,871 ♪ To the East Side ♪♪ Movin' on up ♪ 178 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:02,829 ♪ We finally got a piece ♪ 179 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:08,269 ♪ Of the pie ♪♪ 180 00:08:08,356 --> 00:08:10,271 There's always something a lawyer can do. 181 00:08:10,358 --> 00:08:13,361 Malcolm, you were caught buying from an undercover agent. 182 00:08:13,448 --> 00:08:14,449 'This is your third offense.' 183 00:08:14,537 --> 00:08:15,581 You're gonna have to do 184 00:08:15,668 --> 00:08:17,888 some time. 185 00:08:17,975 --> 00:08:20,978 Oh, here we go. 186 00:08:21,065 --> 00:08:22,936 [Malcolm] 'I'm a freshman in college.' 187 00:08:23,023 --> 00:08:25,243 I'm the first one in my family who ever made it.. 188 00:08:28,463 --> 00:08:30,727 You have no idea how many people I'm gonna be letting down. 189 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:35,340 Uh, let me talk to the DA. 190 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:38,082 See if he's willing to consider a plea. 191 00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:40,475 Thank you. Thank you. 192 00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:43,696 Okay, okay, okay. How we doing? 193 00:08:43,783 --> 00:08:45,263 I'll take that desk, Jen. 194 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:47,221 Is it Jen? I would love some coffee. 195 00:08:47,308 --> 00:08:49,746 Wait, let me guess, "It's a bird! It's a plane!" 196 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:51,486 [chuckles] Little tip for the future. 197 00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:54,315 You want to jump? Okay. But not on lawyers. 198 00:08:54,402 --> 00:08:58,058 You on drugs? Track my finger. Left, right, left, right. 199 00:08:58,145 --> 00:08:59,538 - Coffee? - What are you doing? 200 00:08:59,625 --> 00:09:01,105 I'm temping, I took a little leave 201 00:09:01,192 --> 00:09:03,063 until you land on your feet. Least I could do af-- 202 00:09:03,150 --> 00:09:04,195 No, no. You're not working here. 203 00:09:04,282 --> 00:09:05,718 Why not? We can be a team. 204 00:09:05,805 --> 00:09:07,720 Me and you, you and me. Happy together. 205 00:09:07,807 --> 00:09:09,504 I'm not getting coffee, am I? 206 00:09:09,592 --> 00:09:11,768 - Get out! - Harriet, come on. 207 00:09:11,855 --> 00:09:13,421 - We clicked. - We did not click. 208 00:09:13,508 --> 00:09:16,163 You think you can do this alone? Maybe you can. 209 00:09:16,250 --> 00:09:17,904 But I'd like to help you, just the same. 210 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:20,124 The chance to pick your nose for two weeks 211 00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:22,082 meant to say "Brain" there, it would be a dream. 212 00:09:22,169 --> 00:09:23,736 I mean, of all the people I could've mowed down 213 00:09:23,823 --> 00:09:27,392 with my high-performance vehicle, it was you. 214 00:09:27,479 --> 00:09:31,352 Hey, ladies. How we doin'? 215 00:09:31,439 --> 00:09:33,790 How you doin', slick? 216 00:09:33,877 --> 00:09:36,314 - May I speak to the manager? - Who are you? 217 00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:38,925 My name is Damien Winslow, and I'm CEO 218 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:42,755 of Winslow Security, I-N-C. 219 00:09:42,842 --> 00:09:45,584 We provide privatized security to the, uh, local merchants 220 00:09:45,671 --> 00:09:47,281 in the neighborhood, which is necessary 221 00:09:47,368 --> 00:09:48,979 'cause Cincinnati's finest 222 00:09:49,066 --> 00:09:52,939 ain't too quick to respond sometimes. 223 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,419 'You know what I'm sayin'?' 224 00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:56,377 'Sup, sweets? 'Sup, slick? 225 00:09:56,464 --> 00:10:00,425 Anyway, I'm sure you'll find $200 a month 226 00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:02,514 to be very reasonable. 227 00:10:02,601 --> 00:10:04,821 Are you the manager? 228 00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:08,085 I am. And I pass. 229 00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:10,565 Ma'am, I don't think that's a wise decision. 230 00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:13,960 Look, bub.. Can I call you bub? 'Cause I sense a connection. 231 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:15,309 She passed. 232 00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:21,359 It's just, the merchants who choose not to engage 233 00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:25,058 the services of Winslow Security, I-N-C 234 00:10:25,145 --> 00:10:27,495 tend to be burglarized 235 00:10:27,582 --> 00:10:31,586 vandalized, and plagiarized at an alarming rate. 236 00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:35,068 And police don't really respond to alarms 237 00:10:35,155 --> 00:10:37,288 in this neighborhood, you know what I'm sayin'? 238 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:41,074 Yes. Thank you again, but I already have protection. 239 00:10:41,161 --> 00:10:44,382 I won't be needing Winslow Security, I-N-C. 240 00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:47,037 Oh, you got protection, do you? 241 00:10:47,124 --> 00:10:50,693 - Who that be? - It be this. 242 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:52,869 - Are you serious? - Tell you what, Damien? 243 00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:55,349 You can smash my windows, beat me up 244 00:10:55,436 --> 00:10:58,396 God forbid, plagiarize my loved ones. 245 00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:01,573 But I'm a lawyer who's used to working with PIs 246 00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:03,314 DAs and police 247 00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:06,012 some of 'em honest, others not so much. 248 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:08,406 I have the means to find out all about you 249 00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:09,973 your mother, your sister 250 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:11,975 and your wife, should you have them. 251 00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:14,586 Say hello to my iPhone. Just took your picture. 252 00:11:14,673 --> 00:11:16,109 'You got family, Mr. Winslow?' 253 00:11:16,196 --> 00:11:17,850 'Cause if anything should happen to me 254 00:11:17,937 --> 00:11:20,723 my people will find you and yours. 255 00:11:27,555 --> 00:11:28,687 Alright. 256 00:11:31,559 --> 00:11:33,431 Now, here's a deal I will make. 257 00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:37,652 You protect me and my place 258 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:40,046 and as long as I stay safe 259 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,613 if and when you get arrested 260 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,484 I'm figuring when 261 00:11:43,571 --> 00:11:46,009 my law firm will defend you for free. 262 00:11:47,401 --> 00:11:49,012 Isn't that funny? 263 00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:51,014 You walked in here offering to save me 264 00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:53,146 it looks like I could be saving you. 265 00:11:55,888 --> 00:11:58,848 Don't you just love how life can take unexpected turns? 266 00:11:59,805 --> 00:12:02,721 [instrumental music] 267 00:12:12,252 --> 00:12:13,732 What do you mean, let him go? You kidding me? You kidding me? 268 00:12:13,819 --> 00:12:15,690 I'm not saying let him go without consequences. 269 00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,257 Yeah, just without jail. Let me tell you, counsel. 270 00:12:17,344 --> 00:12:19,433 Jail is the only consequence these people understand. 271 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:21,000 - "These people?" - Oh, please. 272 00:12:21,087 --> 00:12:22,436 You're gonna make it a black thing now, gonna make it 273 00:12:22,523 --> 00:12:23,611 a black thing? Give me a break. Give me a break. 274 00:12:23,698 --> 00:12:24,743 Third offense, I'll give you a year. 275 00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:26,005 Best I can do, best I can do. 276 00:12:26,092 --> 00:12:27,267 Yeah, the thing is, if he gets any time 277 00:12:27,354 --> 00:12:28,573 he'll get expelled from college. 278 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,009 Well, wish I could help you. 279 00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:32,490 It doesn't really sound like you wish 280 00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:33,621 you could help me, Mr. Peyton. 281 00:12:33,708 --> 00:12:34,622 In fact, it sounds like you wish 282 00:12:34,709 --> 00:12:35,972 I'd bugger off. 283 00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:37,277 - Is that what you really wish? - 'What?' 284 00:12:37,364 --> 00:12:38,322 'You want to make sport of me now?' 285 00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:39,410 That it, that it? 286 00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:40,628 'Cause I gotta tell you, you're 287 00:12:40,715 --> 00:12:42,021 a slightly bigger target at the moment. 288 00:12:42,108 --> 00:12:43,675 You think I don't know the book on you? 289 00:12:43,762 --> 00:12:45,459 Hotshot corporate lawyer suddenly goes cartoon happy 290 00:12:45,546 --> 00:12:46,852 now you're in here defending drug addicts? 291 00:12:46,939 --> 00:12:48,245 What's that, what's that? How you doing, Sal? 292 00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:49,637 - What's that? - Mr. Peyton. 293 00:12:49,724 --> 00:12:50,987 This boy needs a break. 294 00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:52,249 Yeah, well, don't we all? Let me tell you. 295 00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:53,293 You think you're gonna get no time 296 00:12:53,380 --> 00:12:54,642 for a three-time loser? 297 00:12:54,729 --> 00:12:56,166 Not gonna happen. Not gonna happen. 298 00:12:57,689 --> 00:13:00,518 Look, I'm no expert on criminal law 299 00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:02,128 but more times than not 300 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,870 trials come down to which lawyer a jury likes more 301 00:13:04,957 --> 00:13:07,177 and my feeling is they'll take a look at me 302 00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:09,266 and they'll look at you, and they'll tumble to something 303 00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:12,051 you know all too well. 304 00:13:12,138 --> 00:13:13,096 Which is? 305 00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:15,011 You're an asshole. 306 00:13:16,882 --> 00:13:19,798 [instrumental music] 307 00:13:24,585 --> 00:13:27,806 I love it, I do, but it's a bit pricey. 308 00:13:27,893 --> 00:13:30,983 And this one I also like. And it's half the cost, right? 309 00:13:31,070 --> 00:13:33,638 Well, yes. But can I be honest? 310 00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:35,466 Of course. 311 00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:38,164 Prada, not Prada. 312 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:40,427 Prada, not Prada. 313 00:13:40,514 --> 00:13:43,343 - 'Prada, not Prada.' - What are you doing? 314 00:13:43,430 --> 00:13:45,868 Harry, hi. Um, one sec, I'm with a customer. 315 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,131 Never mind "One sec." Get rid of these shoes. 316 00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:50,611 Harry.. Oh, one sec. 317 00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:53,963 Harriet's Law And Fine Shoes. 318 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,008 What did she just say? 319 00:13:56,095 --> 00:13:59,794 What? Oh, okay, um, hold, hold, please. 320 00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:02,493 It's that Damien person. He said something about a shooting. 321 00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:06,801 - He sounds a little hysterical. - That didn't take long. 322 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,760 He's at the Chinese Laundromat two blocks down 323 00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:10,153 at the corner of Beacon and Middlesex. 324 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,676 Okay. Adam. 325 00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,591 - Damien's all yours. - What? 326 00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:15,593 You said you wanna work here, you need a case. 327 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,769 Go. 328 00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:19,814 Malcolm, sit. 329 00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:22,469 I can ring you up. Yeah? 330 00:14:22,556 --> 00:14:24,254 Get rid of these shoes. 331 00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:33,263 I got nowhere with the DA 332 00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:35,526 which means you got two choices. 333 00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:39,095 Take the deal for one year or go for jury nullification 334 00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:41,097 which basically is, "We know he did it 335 00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:43,751 but, wink, wink, we let him go anyway." 336 00:14:43,838 --> 00:14:46,058 - Does that work? - Almost never. 337 00:14:46,145 --> 00:14:49,061 - Take the deal. - No, I.. I want to go for it. 338 00:14:49,148 --> 00:14:50,802 In which case you could get three years. 339 00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:52,543 [Malcolm] 'Please, look, I know it's a long shot' 340 00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:56,460 but one year is as bad as three years as far as college.. 341 00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:59,332 I fell on you for a reason. 342 00:14:59,419 --> 00:15:01,030 You want some advice? 343 00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:02,683 I'm not sure it's technically legal 344 00:15:02,770 --> 00:15:05,904 but things rarely happen for a reason. 345 00:15:05,991 --> 00:15:08,515 Most things in life make absolutely no sense. 346 00:15:08,602 --> 00:15:10,691 And what makes the least sense of all 347 00:15:10,778 --> 00:15:12,824 is for you to roll the dice with some slam-dunk-- 348 00:15:12,911 --> 00:15:15,653 I'm trying this case. 349 00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,611 You bailing or you still with me? 350 00:15:22,181 --> 00:15:24,314 [chuckles] Thank you. 351 00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:30,276 [clamoring] 352 00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,236 - 'You gonna be alright.' - What the.. 353 00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:34,846 You gonna be alright, man. 354 00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:36,152 I must have hit a vein or something. 355 00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:37,892 Get a tourniquet on. Call 9-1-1. 356 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,373 - He needs a tourniquet. - Hey, man, give me your tie. 357 00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:42,593 - Are you calling? - Hurry up, man, give it to me! 358 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,682 Alright, alright, alright, stick your finger in there. 359 00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:46,989 - What? - Do it, man. 360 00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:49,165 - Oh.. - Oh, my God! 361 00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:50,514 Just press down hard as you can. 362 00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,516 - I am! - I think I got it. 363 00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:55,040 - Think I got it. - Did you call 9-1-1? 364 00:15:55,127 --> 00:15:57,173 Okay, okay, okay, it stopped, it stopped, it stopped. 365 00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:58,826 Hang on, bro. Hey, we cool, we cool. 366 00:15:58,913 --> 00:16:00,437 - We cool. - You shot this man? 367 00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:02,047 Allegedly, okay? 368 00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:04,267 Allegedly. 369 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:07,226 [speaking in foreign language] 370 00:16:09,141 --> 00:16:10,795 I'm telling you, I was not a witness. 371 00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:12,318 I got here after the fact. 372 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,233 The only thing I saw was the one in handcuffs 373 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:15,669 saving the life of the wounded guy. 374 00:16:15,756 --> 00:16:17,106 What's your relationship to Mr. Winslow? 375 00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:18,194 I'm his lawyer, which means I need to be 376 00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:19,891 talking to him, not you. Excuse me. 377 00:16:19,978 --> 00:16:22,285 Hey, man, what's going on? I asked for the old lady. 378 00:16:22,372 --> 00:16:24,026 Well, you didn't get her. Excuse me, I'm his attorney. 379 00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:25,201 - Give me a second. - Forget it. 380 00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:27,159 - Self-defense, Columbo! - Damien. 381 00:16:27,246 --> 00:16:28,552 - Allegedly. - Don't be saying a word. 382 00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:30,249 You hear me, Damien? Not a word. 383 00:16:30,336 --> 00:16:31,729 I will see you at the police station. 384 00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:33,731 In the meantime, shut up. Do you hear me? 385 00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:34,906 Shut up! 386 00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:37,517 I asked for the old lady. 387 00:16:41,869 --> 00:16:44,046 Isn't it looking great? 388 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,004 No, it looks like a shoe store. 389 00:16:46,091 --> 00:16:47,484 Well, there's no reason we can't be 390 00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:49,877 both a law firm and a shoe store. 391 00:16:49,964 --> 00:16:52,880 - No. - Harriet Korn, listen to me. 392 00:16:52,967 --> 00:16:55,883 I know footwear. I can make this work. 393 00:16:55,970 --> 00:16:58,756 I will make it work. Okay? 394 00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,932 Now, are you all set for court? 395 00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:04,283 Am I all set? I'm about to try a case with no defense. 396 00:17:04,370 --> 00:17:06,285 Does that sound all set to you? 397 00:17:08,113 --> 00:17:09,767 - Adam, what the.. - I'm okay. 398 00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:11,986 This is somebody else's blood. Do we have running water? 399 00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:14,467 - Back room. What happened? - Damien shot a guy. 400 00:17:14,554 --> 00:17:17,340 He evidently came to the aid of a Laundromat owner he protects. 401 00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:18,993 - Was anybody killed? - No. 402 00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:20,473 You better make sure the victim is tested. 403 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,780 - You got blood all over you. - Ugh, right. 404 00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:24,782 - Are you okay? - I'm a little shaky, but.. 405 00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,523 - Where's Damien? - The police took him. 406 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,525 Uh, once I get cleaned up, I'll go down there. 407 00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:30,396 - You sure you're not hurt? - I'm sure. 408 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:33,573 - I thought you were in trial. - I'm going now, God help me. 409 00:17:40,145 --> 00:17:41,233 I was working undercover 410 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,408 presenting myself as a drug dealer. 411 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:43,931 I was approached by the defendant. 412 00:17:44,018 --> 00:17:46,456 He expressed his interest in purchasing cocaine. 413 00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:48,066 A transaction ensued. 414 00:17:48,153 --> 00:17:50,329 I then placed the suspect under arrest. 415 00:17:50,416 --> 00:17:52,114 And, officer, you're certain 416 00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:54,203 that the man who purchased the cocaine 417 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,292 the man who gave you money for the cocaine 418 00:17:56,379 --> 00:18:00,644 is the man seated right there, that man, this man, that man? 419 00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:02,646 - Positive. - 'Thank you.' 420 00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,430 I have nothing further. Nothing further. 421 00:18:13,439 --> 00:18:14,875 Good afternoon. 422 00:18:14,962 --> 00:18:17,922 Good afternoon, Your Honor. Good afternoon. 423 00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:19,967 Excellent, now that we have established that the afternoon 424 00:18:20,054 --> 00:18:22,492 is in fact a good one, perhaps, we can move on. 425 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,583 First, Officer Tate 426 00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:27,975 'speaking as a citizen' 427 00:18:28,062 --> 00:18:29,151 'I should start by saying thank you' 428 00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:31,153 for all the good work you do. 429 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,981 I remember once I got a flat tire in a very bad neighborhood 430 00:18:34,068 --> 00:18:35,592 I thought I might even get killed. 431 00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:37,985 A policeman came along, probably saved my life. 432 00:18:38,072 --> 00:18:39,552 I apologize, I do realize that this is 433 00:18:39,639 --> 00:18:41,075 counsel's first time in a criminal courtroom 434 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,729 but the scope of cross-examination does not 435 00:18:42,816 --> 00:18:45,123 include the sharing of personal anecdotes, however touching. 436 00:18:45,210 --> 00:18:46,907 - I was just thanking him. - 'Ms. Korn.' 437 00:18:46,994 --> 00:18:49,649 Maybe you can do that out in the corridor after we're done. 438 00:18:49,736 --> 00:18:52,522 Oh, okay. 439 00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:55,568 Tell me, officer, I read a lot in the papers these days 440 00:18:55,655 --> 00:18:57,527 how the police budgets have been cut 441 00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:59,703 there have been layoffs and the department is undermanned. 442 00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:02,575 Objection, assuming facts not in evidence, I'll remind counsel 443 00:19:02,662 --> 00:19:05,578 that her role is to elicit testimony, not provide it. 444 00:19:05,665 --> 00:19:07,841 Sustained. 445 00:19:07,928 --> 00:19:10,148 Is it true that the department is currently undermanned 446 00:19:10,235 --> 00:19:11,758 due to recent budget cuts? 447 00:19:11,845 --> 00:19:12,890 Yes. 448 00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:19,070 Well, I'm a little curious, with everything on your plate 449 00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:21,899 are you really targeting non-violent drug users? 450 00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:23,422 I can understand dealers maybe-- 451 00:19:23,509 --> 00:19:24,902 We actually are targeting the dealers. 452 00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:26,817 I was doing so that night. 453 00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:29,123 We arrest users in the hope they'll flip their suppliers. 454 00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:31,909 Ah, so Malcolm, he's not really the guy you're after, then? 455 00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:33,650 Objection, the only question before the court is 456 00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:36,174 did the defendant commit the crime with which he is charged? 457 00:19:36,261 --> 00:19:38,220 This is not about departmental policy, not about that. 458 00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:39,743 - Not about that. - I'll sustain it. 459 00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:41,440 You aren't at all troubled that this kid 460 00:19:41,527 --> 00:19:43,312 is being used like a pawn to get somebody else? 461 00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:45,575 But the boy was in a clinic, trying to get treatment. 462 00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:46,880 - It closed. - Objection! 463 00:19:46,967 --> 00:19:48,360 Step up, please. 464 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:56,238 Did I do something wrong again? 465 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,675 You're very clever, Ms. Korn. 466 00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:00,459 I'm not sure I know what you're referring to. 467 00:20:00,546 --> 00:20:01,939 I think you do. 468 00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:03,636 The adorable old-lady routine 469 00:20:03,723 --> 00:20:05,159 bumbling around the courtroom 470 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:08,467 as she accidentally sneaks in inadmissible evidence 471 00:20:08,554 --> 00:20:10,295 backdooring that this kid wasn't the target 472 00:20:10,382 --> 00:20:11,340 that he was in a clinic. 473 00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:12,384 Well, Your Honor, I'm still 474 00:20:12,471 --> 00:20:13,733 familiarizing myself 475 00:20:13,820 --> 00:20:15,126 with the criminal rules of evidence. 476 00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:16,823 I suspect you know the rules of evidence 477 00:20:16,910 --> 00:20:18,477 just fine. 478 00:20:18,564 --> 00:20:20,392 Here's the deal, Ms. Korn. 479 00:20:20,479 --> 00:20:22,873 The tricks you pull as a patent lawyer 480 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,267 don't be pulling them in my courtroom. 481 00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:27,878 We good with that? 482 00:20:32,404 --> 00:20:36,974 - Well, I thought you did great. - I don't know. 483 00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:41,370 My only real choice is to put the boy on the stand. 484 00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:44,155 Isn't that risky to let the defendant testify? 485 00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:47,201 I mean, they never do that on "Law & Order." 486 00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:51,205 Harry, you've taken impossible cases before 487 00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:52,990 and you usually always win them. 488 00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:55,862 Well, there's no winning this one, Jenna. 489 00:20:55,949 --> 00:20:59,475 And by having him testify, his priors will come in and.. 490 00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:05,524 So it is true. 491 00:21:05,611 --> 00:21:07,874 You are a shoe-store lawyer. 492 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,704 It didn't seem to go that well today. 493 00:21:11,791 --> 00:21:14,968 Mrs. Davies, I'm afraid our case is.. 494 00:21:18,276 --> 00:21:21,453 You think maybe I should testify? 495 00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:24,326 Well, you could, but the testimony 496 00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:27,198 of a loving mother rarely carries the day. 497 00:21:32,812 --> 00:21:34,945 Is he going to prison, Ms. Korn? 498 00:21:35,902 --> 00:21:37,730 I don't know. 499 00:21:37,817 --> 00:21:39,732 I'm gonna try my best to prevent that. 500 00:21:39,819 --> 00:21:43,127 - But the likelihood-- - This is a good boy. 501 00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:46,043 His failings are.. 502 00:21:47,218 --> 00:21:48,567 This.. 503 00:21:50,482 --> 00:21:52,702 You need to win this. 504 00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:07,151 No, man. If I plead, I go to jail. Jail, man. 505 00:22:07,238 --> 00:22:09,153 Damien, you run an illegal enterprise. 506 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,807 You carry concealed weapons and shoot people. 507 00:22:10,894 --> 00:22:12,417 Did you really not see jail coming? 508 00:22:12,504 --> 00:22:14,071 - You shot a guy. - In self-defense. 509 00:22:14,158 --> 00:22:16,682 Yes, even if I could sell that, your gun wasn't registered. 510 00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:19,598 - What kind of lawyer are you? - You shot a guy! 511 00:22:19,685 --> 00:22:22,384 And if I hadn't, that guy would've robbed that store. 512 00:22:22,471 --> 00:22:24,037 'He might've killed innocent people.' 513 00:22:24,124 --> 00:22:25,517 Are you telling me that don't count for something? 514 00:22:25,604 --> 00:22:27,389 - Look-- - No, you look. 515 00:22:29,347 --> 00:22:32,959 Your problem is, you see me as a criminal 516 00:22:33,046 --> 00:22:34,831 and only a criminal. 517 00:22:35,571 --> 00:22:37,486 I do good. 518 00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:39,139 I help people. 519 00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:44,318 I got into this to protect, not to steal. 520 00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:46,756 The people I serve are grateful, ask them. 521 00:22:46,843 --> 00:22:48,453 I help all of 'em. 522 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:54,894 And right now I need you. 523 00:22:55,939 --> 00:22:57,419 Help me. 524 00:23:01,510 --> 00:23:02,902 [exhales sharply] 525 00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:09,648 Okay, Damien. I hear you. 526 00:23:09,735 --> 00:23:11,694 And I get it. 527 00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:14,218 - I'll fight the fight. - You will? 528 00:23:14,305 --> 00:23:16,786 - I will. - Thank you. 529 00:23:17,743 --> 00:23:18,918 Thank you. 530 00:23:22,095 --> 00:23:24,837 - No chance the old lady-- - No, she's in trial. 531 00:23:42,942 --> 00:23:44,727 I gotta say, Malcolm 532 00:23:44,814 --> 00:23:47,338 as drug addicts go, you seem like such a swell kid. 533 00:23:47,425 --> 00:23:48,644 Swell kid. 534 00:23:49,732 --> 00:23:51,516 And you're the victim. 535 00:23:51,603 --> 00:23:53,518 I mean.. 536 00:23:53,605 --> 00:23:55,868 You had no choice but to buy the cocaine. 537 00:23:55,955 --> 00:23:58,131 - Am I right? Am I right? - I'm not the victim. 538 00:23:58,218 --> 00:23:59,393 I know that, sir. 539 00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,526 Oh, but there are victims here. 540 00:24:01,613 --> 00:24:03,833 Aren't there, Malcolm? 541 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,184 See, here's the thing about being a junkie. It's expensive. 542 00:24:07,271 --> 00:24:09,491 It costs thousands of dollars a week to get the fix 543 00:24:09,578 --> 00:24:10,840 'and the only way most drug addicts' 544 00:24:10,927 --> 00:24:12,406 'can swing that is by stealing.' 545 00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:13,973 'And whose houses do you think they break into' 546 00:24:14,060 --> 00:24:16,498 whose cars get hijacked, whose innocent children 547 00:24:16,585 --> 00:24:19,326 get killed in the crossfire of their turf wars? 548 00:24:19,413 --> 00:24:20,632 Did it ever occur to you, Malcolm 549 00:24:20,719 --> 00:24:22,068 that every time you buy cocaine 550 00:24:22,155 --> 00:24:24,418 you help fund a billion-dollar illegal drug trade 551 00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:26,072 that is bringing this country to its knees 552 00:24:26,159 --> 00:24:27,900 a drug trade that is killing innocent people? 553 00:24:27,987 --> 00:24:30,424 It's a billion-dollar trade because it's illegal. 554 00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:32,383 Maybe we should decriminalize, if your goal-- 555 00:24:32,470 --> 00:24:34,254 Wait, did you actually just say that? 556 00:24:34,341 --> 00:24:35,560 Did you actually just say that? 557 00:24:35,647 --> 00:24:37,214 I believe I did. I believe I did. 558 00:24:37,301 --> 00:24:38,955 What, do you wanna just pass drugs out on the street? 559 00:24:39,042 --> 00:24:40,391 That's where they're passed out now 560 00:24:40,478 --> 00:24:42,828 at a thousand times the pharmaceutical cost. 561 00:24:42,915 --> 00:24:45,048 'And if we legalize drugs, addicts would need' 562 00:24:45,135 --> 00:24:47,224 less than two cents on the dollar to support their habits. 563 00:24:47,311 --> 00:24:49,443 They'd hardly have to break into homes or cars-- 564 00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:50,575 'We have something called values--' 565 00:24:50,662 --> 00:24:52,142 And they should coincide with saving 566 00:24:52,229 --> 00:24:54,318 the innocent lives you were carrying on about. 567 00:24:54,405 --> 00:24:55,362 You're seriously saying we should 568 00:24:55,449 --> 00:24:56,494 legalize drugs is the solution? 569 00:24:56,581 --> 00:24:57,713 Everybody commissioned to study 570 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,236 the problem has said it. 571 00:24:59,323 --> 00:25:01,107 If we legalize them, we treat the disease 572 00:25:01,194 --> 00:25:02,631 instead of punishing it away. 573 00:25:02,718 --> 00:25:04,807 Great, then you wanna pass out needles, too? 574 00:25:04,894 --> 00:25:06,896 Perhaps, if you're against the spread of AIDS. 575 00:25:06,983 --> 00:25:08,419 - Are you? - 'If we were to legalize dru--' 576 00:25:08,506 --> 00:25:10,073 [Harry] 'We could neutralize the gangs' 577 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,075 take the drug business out of the shadows. 578 00:25:12,162 --> 00:25:14,512 - And do what? Celebrate it? - How about regulate it? Tax it? 579 00:25:14,599 --> 00:25:16,862 Yes, and then every liberal in America could just light up 580 00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:18,821 and say, "Hallelujah, legalized drugs!" 581 00:25:18,908 --> 00:25:21,519 The idea was first raised by conservative Republicans. 582 00:25:21,606 --> 00:25:23,347 - Oh, please. When? - When the party had thinkers. 583 00:25:23,434 --> 00:25:26,437 Before it was hijacked by the likes of Rush Limbaugh. 584 00:25:26,524 --> 00:25:28,308 - Here we go. Ancient history. - A drug addict himself. 585 00:25:28,395 --> 00:25:31,094 Who somehow fared much better in our justice system. 586 00:25:31,181 --> 00:25:33,792 - I wonder why. - The race card. There it is. 587 00:25:33,879 --> 00:25:35,185 'Oh, if I wanted to play the race card' 588 00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:36,882 I'd talk about the disparity in sentencing. 589 00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:38,623 - Objection. - But I'm not doing that. 590 00:25:38,710 --> 00:25:40,277 I'm keeping it about one kid only. 591 00:25:40,364 --> 00:25:42,409 He's sitting right there, and he's getting screwed! 592 00:25:42,496 --> 00:25:44,673 - Objection! - Alright, that's enough. 593 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,892 Are we done with this witness? 594 00:25:46,979 --> 00:25:49,765 'Cause if so, we can proceed to closing arguments 595 00:25:49,852 --> 00:25:51,810 which, it seems, we began anyway. 596 00:25:56,075 --> 00:25:57,686 You can step down, son. 597 00:26:06,172 --> 00:26:08,087 Mr. Peyton, you're up. 598 00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:12,657 I can make this quick. 599 00:26:12,744 --> 00:26:16,705 This isn't about the color of the defendant's skin 600 00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:20,099 'and it isn't about whether drugs should be decriminalized' 601 00:26:20,186 --> 00:26:22,536 what laws we should or should not have. 602 00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:25,148 We have to deal with the laws that are on the books today. 603 00:26:26,628 --> 00:26:28,760 It is illegal 604 00:26:28,847 --> 00:26:31,676 to buy and use cocaine. That's the law. 605 00:26:31,763 --> 00:26:33,330 The defendant broke it. He's admitted doing so. 606 00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:36,986 He-he offered no defense. He did it. No dispute. 607 00:26:37,073 --> 00:26:38,509 Did it. 608 00:26:38,596 --> 00:26:41,381 The only question is 609 00:26:41,468 --> 00:26:45,211 do you abide by your oath to uphold the law or not? 610 00:26:46,952 --> 00:26:48,388 'It's that simple.' 611 00:26:49,302 --> 00:26:50,521 Really is. 612 00:27:10,541 --> 00:27:13,152 To be honest, I'm not sure about decriminalizing drugs. 613 00:27:13,239 --> 00:27:16,895 It sounds kind of radical. 614 00:27:16,982 --> 00:27:20,856 But I do know that study after study after study 615 00:27:20,943 --> 00:27:23,554 has shown that when you take kids like Malcolm 616 00:27:23,641 --> 00:27:26,992 and you stick 'em in jail, you increase the likelihood 617 00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:29,908 that they'll remain addicts or wind up homeless 618 00:27:29,995 --> 00:27:34,086 or, worst of all, become more hardened and career criminals. 619 00:27:35,522 --> 00:27:37,829 When it comes to drug abuse 620 00:27:37,916 --> 00:27:42,138 treatment is seven times more cost-effective 621 00:27:42,225 --> 00:27:44,009 than incarceration, seven times. 622 00:27:44,096 --> 00:27:46,098 It's an indisputable fact. 623 00:27:47,578 --> 00:27:50,189 Malcolm broke a law. 624 00:27:50,276 --> 00:27:53,497 Yes, he should be held accountable. 625 00:27:53,584 --> 00:27:56,195 But this young man never harmed anybody. 626 00:27:56,282 --> 00:28:00,156 He's in college. He was in a clinic. It closed. 627 00:28:04,508 --> 00:28:07,076 Somebody said to me the other day 628 00:28:07,163 --> 00:28:09,034 "There's no justice in the law." 629 00:28:10,601 --> 00:28:11,689 Well, the dirty little secret is 630 00:28:11,776 --> 00:28:13,430 we're not in the justice business 631 00:28:13,517 --> 00:28:15,693 not really. 632 00:28:15,780 --> 00:28:17,260 Judges and politicians 633 00:28:17,347 --> 00:28:19,915 are mainly in the re-election business. 634 00:28:20,002 --> 00:28:22,221 Lawyers like Mr. Peyton and myself 635 00:28:22,308 --> 00:28:23,875 we're in the win business. 636 00:28:25,311 --> 00:28:27,009 If there's anyone, I suppose 637 00:28:27,096 --> 00:28:30,360 truly and purely in it for the justice 638 00:28:30,447 --> 00:28:32,666 it would be the jury. 639 00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:34,973 You. 640 00:28:35,060 --> 00:28:38,063 I've always felt that intrinsic to justice 641 00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:40,326 is humanity. 642 00:28:40,413 --> 00:28:44,113 Humanity couldn't call for this young man to be locked up. 643 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,636 It simply couldn't. 644 00:28:49,422 --> 00:28:50,989 I've sat with this kid. 645 00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:55,515 He's a good kid. He's.. 646 00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:11,705 Malcolm Davies is a bright young man with a future. 647 00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:13,751 He also has a drug problem. 648 00:29:14,665 --> 00:29:16,754 He needs help. 649 00:29:16,841 --> 00:29:19,975 'He can get it and go on to do wonderful things.' 650 00:29:21,628 --> 00:29:24,893 That won't happen if you find him guilty 651 00:29:24,980 --> 00:29:27,809 ''cause he'll go to a place that neither treats nor trains' 652 00:29:27,896 --> 00:29:29,549 'nor rehabilitates.' 653 00:29:29,636 --> 00:29:31,595 By the time he gets out, it's... 654 00:29:37,514 --> 00:29:40,038 These are the kids we're losing. 655 00:29:42,214 --> 00:29:43,781 We throw them away. 656 00:29:46,479 --> 00:29:50,788 One not-guilty vote buys me a hung jury 657 00:29:50,875 --> 00:29:53,660 which, in turn, might net a plea of a suspended sentence 658 00:29:53,747 --> 00:29:56,054 and Malcolm gets to stay in college. 659 00:29:58,056 --> 00:30:01,103 All I need is one vote 660 00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:02,626 'to save his life.' 661 00:30:04,106 --> 00:30:05,237 One. 662 00:30:07,892 --> 00:30:10,112 They say it takes a village. 663 00:30:10,199 --> 00:30:11,635 We're always hearing that. 664 00:30:14,507 --> 00:30:16,596 It's time for the village to step up. 665 00:30:16,683 --> 00:30:19,599 [instrumental music] 666 00:30:37,530 --> 00:30:38,618 [sniffles] 667 00:30:43,972 --> 00:30:46,191 [instrumental music] 668 00:30:48,890 --> 00:30:50,239 Excuse me. 669 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,555 - What are you doing here? - Well.. 670 00:31:02,642 --> 00:31:05,689 Truth be told, I wanted to see if you were any good. 671 00:31:05,776 --> 00:31:06,951 [female #2] 'All rise.' 672 00:31:07,038 --> 00:31:09,258 'Case number 1138.' 673 00:31:09,345 --> 00:31:11,869 'The State of Ohio versus Damien Winslow.' 674 00:31:11,956 --> 00:31:13,479 'Be seated.' 675 00:31:16,961 --> 00:31:18,658 Morning, Your Honor, defense waives reading 676 00:31:18,745 --> 00:31:20,225 asks that all charges be dismissed 677 00:31:20,312 --> 00:31:21,966 in that my client was acting out of necessity. 678 00:31:22,053 --> 00:31:23,837 He was coming to the aid of Mr. Fung Lao 679 00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:24,838 whose Laundromat was in the process 680 00:31:24,926 --> 00:31:26,275 of being robbed at gunpoint. 681 00:31:26,362 --> 00:31:28,581 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Guilty or not guilty. 682 00:31:28,668 --> 00:31:29,974 Those are your two choices. 683 00:31:30,061 --> 00:31:32,107 - Not guilty, judge. - Okay. Question-- 684 00:31:32,194 --> 00:31:34,022 And I ask that all charges be dismissed 685 00:31:34,109 --> 00:31:35,937 in that my client was acting as a Good Samaritan. 686 00:31:36,024 --> 00:31:38,940 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. First case, counsel? 687 00:31:39,027 --> 00:31:41,203 No, Your Honor. As if. 688 00:31:41,290 --> 00:31:42,726 Well, the way this works is 689 00:31:42,813 --> 00:31:43,727 we go through a little fact-finding process.. 690 00:31:43,814 --> 00:31:44,815 The facts aren't in dispute. 691 00:31:44,902 --> 00:31:45,859 My client walked in 692 00:31:45,947 --> 00:31:47,339 on an attempted armed robbery. 693 00:31:47,426 --> 00:31:49,341 - The legal defense of neces-- - Hold on. 694 00:31:49,428 --> 00:31:51,953 Your Honor, sometimes in the interest of judicial economy 695 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:54,781 and convenience to the witnesses cases can be expedited. 696 00:31:54,868 --> 00:31:55,826 - Counsel-- - 'Trials are expensive.' 697 00:31:55,913 --> 00:31:57,088 They can bankrupt rich people. 698 00:31:57,175 --> 00:31:58,524 As for the poor, forget it! 699 00:31:58,611 --> 00:32:00,309 This could cost Damien Winslow his house 700 00:32:00,396 --> 00:32:02,050 if only he had a house, which, of course, he never will. 701 00:32:02,137 --> 00:32:03,834 - Why? 'Cause he's poor. - Counsel-- 702 00:32:03,921 --> 00:32:05,270 As for the witnesses, they're here today. 703 00:32:05,357 --> 00:32:06,445 We can get this thing over with. 704 00:32:06,532 --> 00:32:08,795 How many are here for this case? 705 00:32:08,882 --> 00:32:11,146 Look at that. Unbelievable. 706 00:32:11,233 --> 00:32:12,974 Is that not unbelievable? 707 00:32:13,061 --> 00:32:15,019 Am I to understand all these people-- 708 00:32:15,106 --> 00:32:18,153 Every last one of them, all clients of Damien Winslow. 709 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,806 They're not witnesses to the crime. 710 00:32:19,893 --> 00:32:21,983 They certainly bear witness to the need for the services 711 00:32:22,070 --> 00:32:23,636 being rendered by my client. 712 00:32:23,723 --> 00:32:25,421 Without him, their places of business get robbed. 713 00:32:25,508 --> 00:32:27,466 Counsel, this is an arraignment hearing. 714 00:32:27,553 --> 00:32:29,077 Yes, but these people are here now, judge. 715 00:32:29,164 --> 00:32:30,556 - They're not relevant... - "Not relevant?" 716 00:32:30,643 --> 00:32:32,210 - Is that what you just said? - Oh, come on. 717 00:32:32,297 --> 00:32:33,516 'Cause that's the real issue, judge. 718 00:32:33,603 --> 00:32:34,778 Poor people are not relevant. 719 00:32:34,865 --> 00:32:36,171 - Give me a break. - Break? 720 00:32:36,258 --> 00:32:38,173 How about we give the disenfranchised a break? 721 00:32:38,260 --> 00:32:40,784 These people get nothing. Not even respect. Why? 722 00:32:40,871 --> 00:32:42,307 Maybe 'cause they don't seem to be relevant. 723 00:32:42,394 --> 00:32:43,613 Well, they are to Damien Winslow. 724 00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:45,223 You want to lock him up, then what? 725 00:32:45,310 --> 00:32:47,747 Who's gonna protect Fung Lao and Melissa Gove 726 00:32:47,834 --> 00:32:50,533 'Martina Sanchez, Willie Abrams? Look at them all, judge.' 727 00:32:50,620 --> 00:32:52,970 They've come crawling out like ants at a picnic! 728 00:32:53,057 --> 00:32:55,103 Who knew these people even existed? 729 00:32:55,190 --> 00:32:57,322 Damien did. Add to that, he cares! 730 00:32:57,409 --> 00:32:59,237 We're talking about basic human services. 731 00:32:59,324 --> 00:33:01,370 They don't get health care, they don't get education 732 00:33:01,457 --> 00:33:03,720 they can't even get adequate police protection. 733 00:33:03,807 --> 00:33:05,896 And when someone tries to help them, watch out. 734 00:33:05,983 --> 00:33:07,463 - Mr. Branch. - These people are Americans! 735 00:33:07,550 --> 00:33:09,465 - You're out of order. - You're out of order! 736 00:33:09,552 --> 00:33:12,381 You're out of order. This whole thing is out of order! 737 00:33:12,468 --> 00:33:15,384 - Something is really wrong! - Mr. Branch! 738 00:33:16,863 --> 00:33:18,561 Guilty or not guilty? 739 00:33:19,649 --> 00:33:21,042 Not guilty. 740 00:33:26,917 --> 00:33:29,398 Just one question. What drug are you on? 741 00:33:29,485 --> 00:33:31,443 Sorry. Once I get going-- 742 00:33:31,530 --> 00:33:33,706 What was the point of that, really? 743 00:33:33,793 --> 00:33:37,884 Well, to be honest, which I'm not always 744 00:33:37,971 --> 00:33:41,497 it was to show you this will be a war, if necessary. 745 00:33:41,584 --> 00:33:42,933 I actually believe in this guy. 746 00:33:43,020 --> 00:33:45,327 - No, you don't. - I really do. 747 00:33:45,414 --> 00:33:46,676 'Look, we should win on the shooting.' 748 00:33:46,763 --> 00:33:48,504 It was justifiable defense of others. 749 00:33:48,591 --> 00:33:50,636 'He shot a guy that was committing an armed robbery.' 750 00:33:50,723 --> 00:33:53,900 As for the weapons charge, I'll plead to that. 751 00:33:53,987 --> 00:33:56,512 That's really the right result here. 752 00:33:56,599 --> 00:33:58,340 So let's just get there. 753 00:33:59,341 --> 00:34:00,516 Can we? 754 00:34:03,214 --> 00:34:05,477 [indistinct chatter] 755 00:34:05,564 --> 00:34:09,220 Okay, she's at least open to discussing a plea 756 00:34:09,307 --> 00:34:10,874 which is a very good thing. 757 00:34:10,961 --> 00:34:13,964 You told me the old lady was in trial. 758 00:34:14,051 --> 00:34:15,661 I saw her sitting in the back. 759 00:34:15,748 --> 00:34:17,402 She is in trial. She just.. 760 00:34:18,403 --> 00:34:19,752 Did you not hear me? 761 00:34:19,839 --> 00:34:22,015 The DA is open to a plea. 762 00:34:22,103 --> 00:34:23,713 You could skate here with no jail time. 763 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,977 Yeah, I heard you, man. Thanks. 764 00:34:27,064 --> 00:34:28,587 We done for now? 765 00:34:28,674 --> 00:34:30,154 - Done. - Cool. 766 00:34:41,470 --> 00:34:42,862 Hey, man. Watch where you're going. 767 00:34:42,949 --> 00:34:44,864 What the.. But you took off, you left. 768 00:34:44,951 --> 00:34:46,127 Does it look like I left? 769 00:34:46,214 --> 00:34:47,432 I don't get the right to come back? 770 00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:49,565 What's up with that? That ain't right, slick. 771 00:34:49,652 --> 00:34:52,089 - Did you forget something? - Maybe I did, okay? 772 00:34:55,266 --> 00:34:56,963 [sighs] 773 00:34:57,747 --> 00:35:00,228 I just wanted.. 774 00:35:00,315 --> 00:35:02,882 I've been arrested before, you know what I'm saying? 775 00:35:02,969 --> 00:35:04,971 Had my share of lawyers, but.. 776 00:35:06,669 --> 00:35:08,932 ...none of them ever fought for me like that. 777 00:35:10,194 --> 00:35:11,326 Ever. 778 00:35:15,721 --> 00:35:17,593 I just wanted you to know that. 779 00:35:19,421 --> 00:35:20,552 Okay. 780 00:35:25,601 --> 00:35:26,732 Oh. 781 00:35:29,431 --> 00:35:31,128 [chuckling] 782 00:35:34,044 --> 00:35:35,393 Be cool. 783 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:38,353 [instrumental music] 784 00:35:52,454 --> 00:35:53,324 One year in jail, give it to you right now. 785 00:35:53,411 --> 00:35:54,891 - Right now. - Well.. 786 00:35:54,978 --> 00:35:56,284 What's to think about? It's his third offense. 787 00:35:56,371 --> 00:35:57,285 He could get three years, maybe more. 788 00:35:57,372 --> 00:35:58,764 The thing is, he's in college. 789 00:35:58,851 --> 00:36:01,245 If he gets any time, he's gonna get kicked out. 790 00:36:01,332 --> 00:36:03,334 You still want no time? You kidding me? 791 00:36:03,421 --> 00:36:05,293 As I said to you before, I'll say it again. 792 00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:06,685 This kid needs a break. 793 00:36:06,772 --> 00:36:08,296 Counsel, look, I realize you have limited 794 00:36:08,383 --> 00:36:09,471 experience in the criminal justice system. 795 00:36:09,558 --> 00:36:10,820 And I'd really appreciate it 796 00:36:10,907 --> 00:36:13,039 if you'd cut the condescending crap. 797 00:36:13,126 --> 00:36:15,433 It makes you come off bald. 798 00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:16,869 This is how you ask for a favor? 799 00:36:16,956 --> 00:36:19,220 No, I asked for a favor rather nicely 800 00:36:19,307 --> 00:36:21,396 and you responded with some patronizing bull. 801 00:36:21,483 --> 00:36:24,486 Look, I offered you one year. That was a gift. 802 00:36:24,573 --> 00:36:27,010 Your client has no defense. He's going to be found guilty. 803 00:36:27,097 --> 00:36:28,794 And I'll tell you this, if you don't take this deal 804 00:36:28,881 --> 00:36:30,492 if you don't recommend it to your client 805 00:36:30,579 --> 00:36:33,625 he'll likely have a claim of malpractice against you. 806 00:36:33,712 --> 00:36:35,932 Piece of advice, in your new line of work 807 00:36:36,019 --> 00:36:37,629 kids like Malcolm Davies, dime a dozen. 808 00:36:37,716 --> 00:36:39,065 As soon as you're done with him, another one 809 00:36:39,152 --> 00:36:40,719 walks through the door, and with all your cases 810 00:36:40,806 --> 00:36:43,200 you need to not only safeguard the client, but yourself. 811 00:36:43,287 --> 00:36:46,595 Otherwise, you're a casualty. Trust me on that. A casualty. 812 00:36:46,682 --> 00:36:50,512 A big carcass that the victims in the system will pick at. 813 00:36:50,599 --> 00:36:54,385 Mr. Peyton, if I ever surrender to that kind of cynicism 814 00:36:54,472 --> 00:36:56,779 then I'm already a casualty beyond measure. 815 00:36:56,866 --> 00:36:58,781 [cell phone ringing] 816 00:36:58,868 --> 00:37:00,478 One year. Take it or leave it. 817 00:37:00,565 --> 00:37:01,914 Yeah? 818 00:37:02,001 --> 00:37:04,569 Take it or leave it fast. Jury's back. 819 00:37:04,656 --> 00:37:05,788 Leave it. 820 00:37:07,442 --> 00:37:08,704 Suit yourself. 821 00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:16,494 [Ronald] Madam Forewoman, the jury has reached a unanimous verdict? 822 00:37:16,581 --> 00:37:19,454 - We have, Your Honor. - What say you? 823 00:37:19,541 --> 00:37:22,935 "In the matter of the State of Ohio versus Malcolm Davies 824 00:37:23,022 --> 00:37:26,548 "on the charge of possession of an illegal controlled substance 825 00:37:26,635 --> 00:37:29,072 "we, the jury, find the defendant Malcolm Davies.. 826 00:37:29,159 --> 00:37:31,466 Please, please, please. 827 00:37:31,553 --> 00:37:32,510 ...guilty." 828 00:37:32,597 --> 00:37:33,946 What? 829 00:37:38,037 --> 00:37:40,779 I'm sorry, Malcolm. We knew this was a long shot. 830 00:37:40,866 --> 00:37:42,564 [Ronald] 'Malcolm Davies, you have been found guilty' 831 00:37:42,651 --> 00:37:44,914 by a jury of your peers of a class-two felony. 832 00:37:45,001 --> 00:37:46,176 It is the order of this court-- 833 00:37:46,263 --> 00:37:47,743 Wait, wait, wait, judge. 834 00:37:47,830 --> 00:37:49,484 If you're about to sentence my client 835 00:37:49,571 --> 00:37:51,268 I certainly wish to be heard. 836 00:37:51,355 --> 00:37:53,618 The defendant is sentenced to two years in state prison. 837 00:37:53,705 --> 00:37:55,054 - Your Honor-- - 'Said sentence..' 838 00:37:55,141 --> 00:37:56,795 To be suspended in its entirety 839 00:37:56,882 --> 00:37:58,928 'pending Mr. Davies' successful completion' 840 00:37:59,015 --> 00:38:00,843 'of a drug-rehabilitation program.' 841 00:38:00,930 --> 00:38:02,627 Your Honor, this is his third offense. You kidding me? 842 00:38:02,714 --> 00:38:04,455 You kidding me? 843 00:38:04,542 --> 00:38:06,588 Ms. Korn, check with probation 844 00:38:06,675 --> 00:38:08,546 'then your client is free to go.' 845 00:38:08,633 --> 00:38:12,158 Son...do not let me down. 846 00:38:13,246 --> 00:38:14,422 We are adjourned. 847 00:38:14,509 --> 00:38:16,424 [chuckling] 848 00:38:16,511 --> 00:38:18,251 W-what-what does it mean? 849 00:38:18,339 --> 00:38:21,342 - No jail. It means no jail. - Really? 850 00:38:21,429 --> 00:38:23,866 You can't mess this up, Malcolm. He's giving you another chance. 851 00:38:23,953 --> 00:38:26,956 - You need to make this work. - I will. I will. 852 00:38:27,043 --> 00:38:30,438 Oh, oh. Alright. I'm-I'm not a hugger. 853 00:38:30,525 --> 00:38:32,875 I'm not a hugger. Okay. 854 00:38:32,962 --> 00:38:35,878 Oh. Okay. Okay. 855 00:38:35,965 --> 00:38:38,794 [instrumental music] 856 00:38:38,881 --> 00:38:39,882 [gasps] 857 00:38:40,796 --> 00:38:41,840 Man.. 858 00:38:49,631 --> 00:38:51,633 No jail at all? How do you figure? 859 00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:54,331 Well, as I said to the jury, all I needed was one. 860 00:38:54,418 --> 00:38:56,507 - The one I got was the judge. - Wow. 861 00:38:56,594 --> 00:38:58,335 Okay. They look stunning. 862 00:38:58,422 --> 00:39:00,946 You don't think they make my feet look too fat? 863 00:39:01,033 --> 00:39:04,210 Oh, my God! No. They are to die for. 864 00:39:04,297 --> 00:39:05,777 Is everybody done with the pizza? 865 00:39:05,864 --> 00:39:08,519 Yes, and then you can help Adam box up his stuff. 866 00:39:08,606 --> 00:39:10,565 That'll be your first official assignment 867 00:39:10,652 --> 00:39:12,001 as our new paralegal. 868 00:39:12,088 --> 00:39:13,045 - What do you mean? - 'I mean..' 869 00:39:13,132 --> 00:39:15,308 I've finally landed on my feet. 870 00:39:15,396 --> 00:39:17,746 You can go back to your cushy, shiny firm and-- 871 00:39:17,833 --> 00:39:20,183 Are you kidding me? I don't wanna go back. 872 00:39:20,270 --> 00:39:23,229 Why would I wanna go back? This is the most fun I've ever had. 873 00:39:23,316 --> 00:39:25,971 Yesterday I stuck my finger in a guy's leg. 874 00:39:26,058 --> 00:39:27,843 [laughing] I want to stay, permanently. 875 00:39:27,930 --> 00:39:29,410 Oh, don't be an idiot. 876 00:39:29,497 --> 00:39:31,673 You have a brilliant future at any firm you want. 877 00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,892 - Don't squander it. - I want to be here. 878 00:39:33,979 --> 00:39:37,069 - The answer is no. - Look, I'm gonna just say this. 879 00:39:37,156 --> 00:39:38,767 I never had a mother. 880 00:39:38,854 --> 00:39:40,856 She died during childbirth 881 00:39:40,943 --> 00:39:42,074 when she had my older brother. 882 00:39:42,161 --> 00:39:43,598 'I never, I..' 883 00:39:43,685 --> 00:39:45,164 I suppose I look at you 884 00:39:45,251 --> 00:39:49,386 as my dead, crippled mother. 885 00:39:49,473 --> 00:39:51,562 Oh, yeah, she was crippled, too. 886 00:39:51,649 --> 00:39:55,000 She died during childbirth when she had your older brother? 887 00:39:57,133 --> 00:39:59,788 Let's go with younger brother on that, yeah. 888 00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:01,529 Better. We'll keep crippled. 889 00:40:03,705 --> 00:40:06,403 [chuckles] Harriet, look 890 00:40:06,490 --> 00:40:08,797 every day I go to work in that big firm 891 00:40:08,884 --> 00:40:12,583 I see the deadened eyes of all the partners that.. 892 00:40:12,670 --> 00:40:16,065 I sit at my desk and I say to myself, "This ain't it. 893 00:40:16,152 --> 00:40:18,110 This can't be it." 894 00:40:18,197 --> 00:40:20,765 From the moment I walked into this stupid.. 895 00:40:21,810 --> 00:40:23,246 I just knew. 896 00:40:24,334 --> 00:40:25,683 This is it. 897 00:40:27,903 --> 00:40:29,557 I really wanna stay. 898 00:40:33,561 --> 00:40:37,565 The thing is, you really do bug me. 899 00:40:37,652 --> 00:40:39,523 Harry, you said 900 00:40:39,610 --> 00:40:43,092 things don't happen for a reason, but they do. 901 00:40:43,179 --> 00:40:46,269 [Jenna] When Malcolm jumped off that building 902 00:40:46,356 --> 00:40:48,401 bounced off that awning 903 00:40:48,489 --> 00:40:50,578 and landed on you 904 00:40:50,665 --> 00:40:52,188 and when Adam hit you 905 00:40:52,275 --> 00:40:56,279 with his fully-loaded Mercedes.. 906 00:40:56,366 --> 00:40:58,629 ...it was to bring the four of us together. 907 00:41:04,679 --> 00:41:06,637 - Help you, gentlemen? - Yeah. 908 00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:11,903 We're looking for a lawyer. 909 00:41:11,990 --> 00:41:13,949 Damien Winslow told us about you. 910 00:41:14,036 --> 00:41:15,516 So we invented a, I don't know. 911 00:41:15,603 --> 00:41:18,562 - A kind of doohickey. - A doohickey? 912 00:41:18,649 --> 00:41:20,999 Yeah, it could open, like, any car. 913 00:41:21,086 --> 00:41:22,610 Originally used for criminal purposes 914 00:41:22,697 --> 00:41:24,655 but Damien said if we just get a patent 915 00:41:24,742 --> 00:41:26,701 we wouldn't need to be robbing cars. 916 00:41:26,788 --> 00:41:29,007 It's a-a door-opener doohickey. 917 00:41:31,619 --> 00:41:33,925 Jenna will take down all your information. 918 00:41:35,710 --> 00:41:39,322 Great. Um, can I get for anybody any tea, coffee.. 919 00:41:39,409 --> 00:41:41,716 Look at that. Three more clients. 920 00:41:41,803 --> 00:41:44,675 You'll have a full caseload by the end of the week. 921 00:41:44,762 --> 00:41:46,329 This is home, Harry. 922 00:41:47,199 --> 00:41:49,158 We're home. 923 00:41:49,245 --> 00:41:51,682 You're gonna need to fill out your time sheets every day. 924 00:41:51,769 --> 00:41:53,379 Time sheets? What? 925 00:41:53,466 --> 00:41:55,904 'Whoa, I never said anything about working for you.' 926 00:41:55,991 --> 00:41:58,776 ...probably only have one. And right now we're offering a ver.. 927 00:41:58,863 --> 00:42:01,474 - You'll be a junior associate. - No, no, no, no, no. 928 00:42:01,562 --> 00:42:04,521 Oh, yeah, yeah. Or there's the door. 929 00:42:04,608 --> 00:42:06,784 Harriet, life is richer with a partner 930 00:42:06,871 --> 00:42:08,569 you can really share your successes.. 931 00:42:08,656 --> 00:42:11,310 [indistinct chatter] 932 00:42:11,397 --> 00:42:13,922 [Harriet] I guess the moral of this story did come in the middle. 933 00:42:14,009 --> 00:42:15,880 As Jenna and Malcolm said 934 00:42:15,967 --> 00:42:18,404 sometimes things do happen for a reason. 935 00:42:18,491 --> 00:42:21,103 You could say that I didn't just get it till the end 936 00:42:21,190 --> 00:42:23,322 except this really wasn't the end at all. 937 00:42:23,409 --> 00:42:27,239 For the four of us, this new and ridiculous firm 938 00:42:27,326 --> 00:42:28,980 perhaps, even my life.. 939 00:42:29,067 --> 00:42:31,635 I have a feeling we're only at the beginning. 940 00:42:31,722 --> 00:42:34,595 [instrumental music] 941 00:42:41,340 --> 00:42:43,429 [instrumental music] 942 00:42:45,344 --> 00:42:46,345 ♪ Ooh ♪ 943 00:42:47,259 --> 00:42:48,478 ♪ Ah ♪ 944 00:42:49,479 --> 00:42:50,611 ♪ Ooh ♪ 945 00:42:51,655 --> 00:42:52,874 ♪ Ah ♪ 946 00:42:53,875 --> 00:42:54,789 ♪ Ooh ♪ 947 00:42:58,140 --> 00:42:59,228 ♪ Ooh ♪ 948 00:43:00,272 --> 00:43:01,491 ♪ Ah ♪♪ 949 00:43:12,110 --> 00:43:13,111 [male #1] You stinker. 950 00:43:13,198 --> 00:43:16,071 [instrumental music]