1 00:00:01,479 --> 00:00:02,393 [Harriet] Previously, on "Harry's Law.." 2 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:03,959 You're fired. 3 00:00:04,047 --> 00:00:05,352 - What's with all the shoes? - Previous tenant. 4 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:06,353 - Got evicted. - Isn't it looking great? 5 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:07,746 Looks like a shoe store. 6 00:00:07,833 --> 00:00:09,356 When Malcolm jumped off that building 7 00:00:09,443 --> 00:00:11,271 bounced off the awning and then landed on you 8 00:00:11,358 --> 00:00:13,621 and then Adam hit you with his fully-loaded Mercedes.. 9 00:00:13,708 --> 00:00:15,188 Okay, okay, okay. 10 00:00:15,275 --> 00:00:16,494 What are you doing? I'm temping. 11 00:00:16,581 --> 00:00:18,235 It was to bring the four of us together. 12 00:00:18,322 --> 00:00:20,063 You protect me and my place 13 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:21,760 my law firm will defend you for free. 14 00:00:21,847 --> 00:00:23,370 You cut the condescending crap. 15 00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:24,676 It makes you come off bald. 16 00:00:24,763 --> 00:00:26,243 This is how you ask for a favor? 17 00:00:26,330 --> 00:00:27,766 The tricks you pulled as patent lawyer? 18 00:00:27,853 --> 00:00:29,724 Don't be pulling them in my courtroom. 19 00:00:29,811 --> 00:00:31,726 [theme music] 20 00:00:42,955 --> 00:00:45,000 [indistinct shouting] 21 00:00:45,088 --> 00:00:46,915 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down. 22 00:00:47,002 --> 00:00:48,830 Just take a breath. Fung. 23 00:00:48,917 --> 00:00:50,528 - He's not slowing down. - Hey! 24 00:00:50,615 --> 00:00:51,920 This is Fung Lao, the owner of the Laundromat 25 00:00:52,007 --> 00:00:53,052 where Damien.. 26 00:00:53,139 --> 00:00:55,141 - Fung, come on. - Stop it! 27 00:00:55,228 --> 00:00:56,708 'You can't just charge out into the street' 28 00:00:56,795 --> 00:00:58,449 barking a foreign language like that. 29 00:00:58,536 --> 00:01:00,407 [car honking] 30 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:01,626 I'm sorry. 31 00:01:01,713 --> 00:01:03,149 My father is very upset. 32 00:01:03,236 --> 00:01:05,543 We've just been sued by a former employee, and.. 33 00:01:05,630 --> 00:01:06,805 He saw you through the window. 34 00:01:06,892 --> 00:01:08,937 He said you defended Damien. 35 00:01:09,024 --> 00:01:12,289 - Can you help us? - I can and I will. 36 00:01:12,376 --> 00:01:14,117 I actually specialize in labor law. 37 00:01:14,204 --> 00:01:16,075 Adam Branch, single. Listen. 38 00:01:16,162 --> 00:01:18,947 Employees, when fired, threaten to sue all the time. 39 00:01:19,034 --> 00:01:21,559 They almost never win. Tell your father not to worry. 40 00:01:21,646 --> 00:01:24,344 - Why was this man discharged? - It's a she. 41 00:01:24,431 --> 00:01:27,042 And she was fired for getting pregnant. 42 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:29,306 [instrumental music] 43 00:01:29,393 --> 00:01:33,223 Oh, and this is against Laundromat policy, is it? 44 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:35,703 Well, she already has a child. 45 00:01:35,790 --> 00:01:37,923 We have a one-child policy. 46 00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:41,709 - Oh, how interesting. - Just like, uh.. 47 00:01:41,796 --> 00:01:43,450 What's the word? China. 48 00:01:45,626 --> 00:01:49,152 You're lovely. Adam. Your name? 49 00:01:52,503 --> 00:01:54,200 It's a legal restraining order. Read it for yourself! 50 00:01:54,287 --> 00:01:55,462 That don't mean you can tie him up. 51 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:56,724 Man, I know that, and you know that, but-- 52 00:01:56,811 --> 00:01:58,857 - Damien! - We got a situation. 53 00:01:58,944 --> 00:02:00,424 'He's in a state. He's volatile.' 54 00:02:00,511 --> 00:02:01,903 'Look, I'm afraid he's gonna hurt his wife.' 55 00:02:01,990 --> 00:02:03,427 She's the one who got the restraining order. 56 00:02:03,514 --> 00:02:04,602 - It doesn't matter. - Listen to me. 57 00:02:04,689 --> 00:02:06,212 I need you to explain to him 58 00:02:06,299 --> 00:02:07,648 in legal talk that he gotta abide by this-- 59 00:02:07,735 --> 00:02:09,172 - I'm not a lawyer. - Man, Jenna says.. 60 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:11,043 You're like a parapalegal. Just tell the man. 61 00:02:11,130 --> 00:02:13,219 We got a situation. He is volatile. 62 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:22,794 [Malcolm] 'Sir, this is a valid, legally-enforceable' 63 00:02:22,881 --> 00:02:24,535 restraining order, understand? 64 00:02:24,622 --> 00:02:26,406 'If you do not comply with this court order, sir' 65 00:02:26,493 --> 00:02:29,061 it is a punishable offense for which you might be imprisoned. 66 00:02:29,148 --> 00:02:31,106 I have advised Damien to keep you restrained 67 00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:32,934 until you become less volatile and are willing 68 00:02:33,021 --> 00:02:34,893 to comply with the terms of this court order. 69 00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:36,286 You got it? 70 00:02:37,852 --> 00:02:40,333 I think he got it. 71 00:02:40,420 --> 00:02:42,117 Hey, Harry. Adam. 72 00:02:43,771 --> 00:02:45,469 Got a situation. 73 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:49,777 - I know. - Oh. 74 00:02:49,864 --> 00:02:51,866 I don't think you have any idea. 75 00:02:51,953 --> 00:02:54,739 In the storage room. Now. 76 00:02:54,826 --> 00:02:56,480 Aiding and abetting, false imprisonment. 77 00:02:56,567 --> 00:02:58,177 - Maybe kidnapping. - Harry, I get it. 78 00:02:58,264 --> 00:03:00,397 Not to mention the potential liability. 79 00:03:00,484 --> 00:03:03,617 You never, ever give legal advice to anybody. 80 00:03:03,704 --> 00:03:04,792 Look, Harry, it's just that Damien 81 00:03:04,879 --> 00:03:06,098 said the man was a threat. 82 00:03:06,185 --> 00:03:07,708 I don't care. And rule number two. 83 00:03:07,795 --> 00:03:11,408 You will not be taking your cues from Damien. 84 00:03:11,495 --> 00:03:14,106 Okay. 85 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:15,412 Hello. Hi. Hello. 86 00:03:15,499 --> 00:03:16,891 Look, Jenna, she followed me home. 87 00:03:16,978 --> 00:03:19,067 Just as you left, we got served with these papers. 88 00:03:19,154 --> 00:03:20,721 She's going into court tomorrow. 89 00:03:20,808 --> 00:03:23,115 [speaking in foreign language] 90 00:03:23,202 --> 00:03:25,160 They're going for a declaratory judgment. 91 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:27,293 Basically, they're asking a judge to say the grounds 92 00:03:27,380 --> 00:03:30,253 for firing her are unlawful. 93 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:31,428 They can do that without a trial? 94 00:03:31,515 --> 00:03:32,690 A judge can just rule against us 95 00:03:32,777 --> 00:03:34,126 without even hearing our defense? 96 00:03:34,213 --> 00:03:35,345 Look, it's really not a big deal. 97 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:37,303 We'll simply appear in court.. 98 00:03:37,390 --> 00:03:39,174 That was Harry. We keep her in storage. 99 00:03:39,262 --> 00:03:41,307 Oppose this motion, and.. 100 00:03:42,787 --> 00:03:44,354 Oh! 101 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:46,660 She's represented by Thomas Jefferson. 102 00:03:46,747 --> 00:03:51,056 The guy feeds off of cases where he can self-promote. 103 00:03:51,143 --> 00:03:52,927 And he's yelling again. 104 00:03:53,014 --> 00:03:54,233 Look, let me take a meeting with the guy. 105 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:55,539 If I don't like what he has to say 106 00:03:55,626 --> 00:03:57,628 we just go into court, simple as that. 107 00:03:57,715 --> 00:03:59,891 Everything will be fine. 108 00:03:59,978 --> 00:04:02,415 - He doesn't believe you. - Look, Steve. 109 00:04:02,502 --> 00:04:05,592 Is it Steve? Why won't you tell me your name? 110 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:09,379 - It's Chunhua. - Chunhua. 111 00:04:09,466 --> 00:04:12,425 That's really beautiful. Wow. 112 00:04:12,512 --> 00:04:14,340 Fung, listen to me. 113 00:04:14,427 --> 00:04:16,081 One way or another, I will make this go away. 114 00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:17,865 That's my promise. 115 00:04:21,086 --> 00:04:22,261 It's no big deal, Paul. 116 00:04:22,348 --> 00:04:23,697 You write these policies in your sleep. 117 00:04:23,784 --> 00:04:25,917 Excuse me, most malpractice policies 118 00:04:26,004 --> 00:04:27,658 don't contemplate a prospective client 119 00:04:27,745 --> 00:04:31,531 being subject to death by stabbing or gunshot. 120 00:04:31,618 --> 00:04:33,098 You work in a high-risk neighborhood. 121 00:04:33,185 --> 00:04:35,492 The bad section is at least a block over. Ours-- 122 00:04:35,579 --> 00:04:37,276 Yes, well, murderers have been known 123 00:04:37,363 --> 00:04:39,104 to take the occasional stroll. 124 00:04:39,191 --> 00:04:41,759 I've had a homeowner's policy with you people for years. 125 00:04:41,846 --> 00:04:45,415 Harry, you leave your cushy practice for.. 126 00:04:45,502 --> 00:04:46,720 What are you doing? 127 00:04:46,807 --> 00:04:49,070 Paul, if I knew, I'd tell you. 128 00:04:49,157 --> 00:04:51,638 It's possible I've lost my mind. 129 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:54,685 The good news is I can still practice law as a lunatic 130 00:04:54,772 --> 00:04:56,948 perhaps even more effectively. 131 00:04:57,035 --> 00:05:00,778 But I can't do it legally without malpractice insurance. 132 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:06,000 - Harry. - Much better tone. 133 00:05:06,087 --> 00:05:08,089 The neighborhood is a little dangerous 134 00:05:08,176 --> 00:05:11,179 but it just got a huge windfall that will make it less so. 135 00:05:11,266 --> 00:05:14,052 - The windfall being? - Me. 136 00:05:20,841 --> 00:05:22,103 Done? 137 00:05:22,190 --> 00:05:23,366 I had to promise to sleep with him 138 00:05:23,453 --> 00:05:25,237 but yeah, we got our insurance. 139 00:05:25,324 --> 00:05:27,282 We're off and limping. 140 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:28,675 What's with him? 141 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:30,198 [Jenna] 'The Laundromat case he took' 142 00:05:30,285 --> 00:05:32,418 the other lawyer is Tommy Jefferson. 143 00:05:32,505 --> 00:05:34,594 That clown with the TV commercials? 144 00:05:34,681 --> 00:05:37,031 He'll make such a meal of this case. 145 00:05:37,118 --> 00:05:38,772 And a snack of me. 146 00:05:42,994 --> 00:05:44,952 What are you doing? 147 00:05:45,039 --> 00:05:47,172 Rachel. Hey. Hi. 148 00:05:47,259 --> 00:05:49,087 Harry, this is, uh, Rachel Miller. 149 00:05:49,174 --> 00:05:51,829 Uh, Jenna, Malcolm. 150 00:05:51,916 --> 00:05:53,526 Yeah, hi, hi, and hi. 151 00:05:53,613 --> 00:05:54,788 So, this is what you do? 152 00:05:54,875 --> 00:05:56,790 I break up with you and you commit.. 153 00:05:56,877 --> 00:05:58,488 I don't even know what this is you're committing. 154 00:05:58,575 --> 00:06:00,838 I switched jobs. What, I'm the first person to do that? 155 00:06:00,925 --> 00:06:02,448 Adam, don't be a dope. 156 00:06:02,535 --> 00:06:04,319 'You are running out on a life you're mad at.' 157 00:06:04,407 --> 00:06:06,626 No, I'm only mad at you, actually, so-- 158 00:06:06,713 --> 00:06:08,802 Okay. Whatever. Look, go get your real job back. 159 00:06:08,889 --> 00:06:11,326 - Before it's too late. - This is my real job. 160 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:12,415 [screams] Oh, my God! 161 00:06:12,502 --> 00:06:14,242 Harry, we have a rat. 162 00:06:16,157 --> 00:06:17,463 [gunshot] 163 00:06:17,550 --> 00:06:19,030 - 'Harry!' - What the hell was that? 164 00:06:19,117 --> 00:06:21,989 Not anymore. Malcolm, you're on dead-rat duty. 165 00:06:22,076 --> 00:06:23,991 Alert PETA. 166 00:06:24,078 --> 00:06:25,515 I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. 167 00:06:25,602 --> 00:06:27,691 Rachel Miller. That is a lovely gun. 168 00:06:27,778 --> 00:06:29,127 'I'm sure you've been told.' 169 00:06:29,214 --> 00:06:30,694 Rachel, it was so nice to see you again. 170 00:06:30,781 --> 00:06:33,479 Adam, don't do this. 171 00:06:33,566 --> 00:06:35,568 Who in the hell do you think you are? 172 00:06:35,655 --> 00:06:39,137 Coming in here, opening up a fancy law office 173 00:06:39,224 --> 00:06:41,574 in one of your la-di-dah shoe stores? 174 00:06:41,661 --> 00:06:44,185 I'm sorry. You seem really mistaken. 175 00:06:44,272 --> 00:06:47,014 And sweet. I think you want gun-lady. 176 00:06:48,189 --> 00:06:51,236 - Are you coming or not? - Not. 177 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:58,243 - Can I help you? - Are you Harry A. Korn? 178 00:06:58,330 --> 00:07:00,201 Et. Harriet Korn. 179 00:07:00,288 --> 00:07:02,508 Well, you can help by clearing your fat ass 180 00:07:02,595 --> 00:07:05,206 out of this neighborhood, Harriet. 181 00:07:05,293 --> 00:07:08,296 Yes, I'm terribly sorry, but for moving purposes 182 00:07:08,383 --> 00:07:12,039 my fat ass requires advance notice. 183 00:07:12,126 --> 00:07:13,519 Would there be anything else? 184 00:07:13,606 --> 00:07:15,739 Don't you condescend me, either. 185 00:07:15,826 --> 00:07:18,742 People like you move in. People like me get pushed out. 186 00:07:18,829 --> 00:07:20,613 'You drive up our rents.' 187 00:07:20,700 --> 00:07:22,920 You're just a dirty block-buster is all. 188 00:07:23,007 --> 00:07:25,096 Yes, and I'm happy to discuss 189 00:07:25,183 --> 00:07:28,055 the relative merits of gentrification if.. 190 00:07:28,142 --> 00:07:30,580 Oh, dear, what's this? 191 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:32,451 I can feel my fat ass 192 00:07:32,538 --> 00:07:34,627 continental-drifting to the door. 193 00:07:34,714 --> 00:07:36,499 I must be going to let you out. 194 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:37,891 It's a pleasure to meet you, Ms.. 195 00:07:37,978 --> 00:07:39,980 Do you have a name, or do people simply refer 196 00:07:40,067 --> 00:07:41,591 to you only with adjectives? 197 00:07:41,678 --> 00:07:43,984 As a matter of fact, I need a lawyer. 198 00:07:44,071 --> 00:07:46,378 Do you, now? Kids trying to commit you again? 199 00:07:46,465 --> 00:07:48,032 I'm in a trial. 200 00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:51,165 My public defender says I got to do time 201 00:07:51,252 --> 00:07:53,472 which is the one thing I ain't got. 202 00:07:53,559 --> 00:07:55,561 Now the DA is that Peyton fellow 203 00:07:55,648 --> 00:07:58,695 they tell me you just beat. 204 00:07:58,782 --> 00:08:01,132 Well, I need you to beat him for me. 205 00:08:03,961 --> 00:08:05,876 Twenty-six dollars in that. 206 00:08:08,574 --> 00:08:09,880 It's all I got. 207 00:08:11,098 --> 00:08:12,752 What are you being charged with? 208 00:08:12,839 --> 00:08:15,059 - Armed robbery. - "Armed robbery?" 209 00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:17,452 - Are you serious? - I need to eat. 210 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:20,368 So, sit your ass down so we can talk. 211 00:08:23,154 --> 00:08:24,895 Listen, Ms. Armed-Robber. 212 00:08:24,982 --> 00:08:29,116 Nicholson. Anna Nicholson. 213 00:08:29,203 --> 00:08:32,685 You want to be a lawyer in this neighborhood, child? 214 00:08:35,079 --> 00:08:36,646 Then you can start out 215 00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:41,302 by being a lawyer in this neighborhood. 216 00:08:44,915 --> 00:08:46,612 Sit your ass down. 217 00:08:46,699 --> 00:08:49,572 [instrumental music] 218 00:08:57,449 --> 00:08:58,406 If the trial's already begun 219 00:08:58,493 --> 00:09:00,060 how could you possibly.. 220 00:09:00,147 --> 00:09:01,584 The robbery was caught on video tape. 221 00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:03,107 It's not like you have a defense. 222 00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:06,240 I have the "She's an 87-year-old grandmother" defense 223 00:09:06,327 --> 00:09:09,635 which, by the way, is one of my favorites. 224 00:09:09,722 --> 00:09:11,985 And she's back. 225 00:09:12,072 --> 00:09:13,813 - Is Adam here? - He's not, at the moment. 226 00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:16,163 Copies of these, please. 227 00:09:16,250 --> 00:09:17,382 Could I be of help? 228 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:19,166 Well, I, I-I don't know what you knew 229 00:09:19,253 --> 00:09:20,951 about him before you hired him. 230 00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:23,910 I didn't hire him. He came here and hired himself. 231 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:26,739 The thing is, Adam is a serial over-reactor. 232 00:09:26,826 --> 00:09:28,349 He once stubbed his toe on a lamp 233 00:09:28,436 --> 00:09:31,178 and he wanted to move. It's just who he is. 234 00:09:31,265 --> 00:09:34,225 He either runs away or reinvents, or.. 235 00:09:34,312 --> 00:09:35,879 I'm sensing he's running from you? 236 00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:40,579 I work at his old firm. We broke up, like, a month ago. 237 00:09:40,666 --> 00:09:42,755 I'm on the 28th floor. He was on the 27th. 238 00:09:42,842 --> 00:09:45,149 I mean, I was told he was taking the stairs just to avoid 239 00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:47,847 seeing me in the elevator, so, I have a good idea-- 240 00:09:47,934 --> 00:09:51,068 Can I stop you one second? 'Cause this might be important. 241 00:09:51,155 --> 00:09:52,765 I've stopped listening. 242 00:09:54,462 --> 00:09:57,204 Well, if you could convince him to leave 243 00:09:57,291 --> 00:09:59,250 I will make sure he gets his old job back. 244 00:09:59,337 --> 00:10:01,165 Maybe I don't want him to leave. 245 00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:03,733 He's a good lawyer. Did you know that? 246 00:10:07,780 --> 00:10:09,956 - The, uh.. The book on you-- - Never read it. 247 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:13,090 Well, you are a great attorney. 248 00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:15,266 But, you know, you're a horrible mentor. 249 00:10:15,353 --> 00:10:16,746 I mean, you've never counseled or tutored 250 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:18,835 a younger associate so, the chances of-- 251 00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:20,750 Yes, and if you'd bothered to do your homework 252 00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:22,926 you'd know the simple reason why. 253 00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:25,102 - Which is? - I hate young lawyers. 254 00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:26,625 'All they want is to get somewhere.' 255 00:10:26,712 --> 00:10:27,931 Which, if they knew where they were headed 256 00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:29,628 they wouldn't be in such a rush. 257 00:10:29,715 --> 00:10:30,934 [Rachael] 'Ms. Korn, all I'm saying' 258 00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:34,285 is Adam has done something rash here. 259 00:10:34,372 --> 00:10:37,636 And I want to help him undo it before it's too late. 260 00:10:38,724 --> 00:10:41,161 I've got a little flash for you. 261 00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:44,382 Adam doesn't want to go. 262 00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:45,905 He likes it here. 263 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:52,695 First, let me say thank you for meeting me. 264 00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:55,959 I've always been a-a big fan, huge fan. 265 00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:58,439 As you should be. Look, kid.. Can I call you kid? 266 00:10:58,526 --> 00:10:59,702 - 'Cause you look like a kid. - Well.. 267 00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:01,181 What are you doing on this case? 268 00:11:01,268 --> 00:11:03,618 This thing is a bus that will run you over. 269 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,795 China? That's not the way you want to begin your career. 270 00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:08,058 Going to bat for Communist Chinese China 271 00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:10,800 'lead-paint export capital of the world, China.' 272 00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:13,324 The evil empire. Add to that my client. 273 00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:14,804 Could she be any more sympathetic? 274 00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:16,675 She wants to have a baby. 275 00:11:16,762 --> 00:11:18,895 China, baby. China, baby. 276 00:11:18,982 --> 00:11:21,071 Gee, I wonder who the jury's gonna side with. 277 00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:23,116 Plus, there's me. I never lose. 278 00:11:23,203 --> 00:11:24,901 - Well-- - I'm Tommy Jefferson, kid. 279 00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:27,381 I chew lawyers up and spit 'em out, and I do it publicly. 280 00:11:27,468 --> 00:11:29,296 In the spotlight. Look at my office here. 281 00:11:29,383 --> 00:11:32,169 It's pre-lit for press conferences. On, off. 282 00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:35,607 On, off. On, off. Run away as fast as you can. 283 00:11:35,694 --> 00:11:37,478 - I'm not running, sir. - Then you're a dope. 284 00:11:37,565 --> 00:11:39,002 I have a slam dunk against a dope. 285 00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:40,525 Where's the challenge? Are you flexible, kid? 286 00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:42,179 - Am I flexible? - Yes. 287 00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:44,007 Can you bend over and kiss your legal career good-bye? 288 00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:45,617 'Because that's what'll happen if you even bother' 289 00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:47,271 to show up tomorrow. Who do you work for? 290 00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:50,274 - I work for Harriet Korn. - Harriet Korn? 291 00:11:50,361 --> 00:11:51,841 - The Harry Korn? - Mm-hm. 292 00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:53,625 Wow. Heard she went off the deep end. 293 00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:55,279 That must have made a hell of a splash. 294 00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,020 Tell you what. You want to settle this case? 295 00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:58,935 Come back with the big kahuna. I don't deal with kids. 296 00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:01,111 We'll talk. Look at the wall. 297 00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,286 [shutter clicks] 298 00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:06,943 Something to show your grandkids. Now beat it. 299 00:12:08,814 --> 00:12:11,730 [instrumental music] 300 00:12:14,907 --> 00:12:16,866 [Josh] 'I offered the lady three years. She turned it down.' 301 00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:18,693 I understand, but come on. 302 00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:21,392 Is society really served by locking up an 87-year-old-- 303 00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:23,481 Society is served by locking up armed robbers. 304 00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:25,178 The same rules apply to the old ones. 305 00:12:25,265 --> 00:12:27,050 It must be nice to see everything in black and white. 306 00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:28,703 Counsel, look, for what she did 307 00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,270 she'd probably get six to eight years. 308 00:12:30,357 --> 00:12:32,272 You know it. I know it. You know it. I'm offering three. 309 00:12:32,359 --> 00:12:34,057 Three years for a woman of that age 310 00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:35,798 is the equivalent of a life sentence. 311 00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:38,888 She robbed the guy at gunpoint. Three years is a gift. 312 00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:41,194 You want to make me an ogre or a-a bogeyman 313 00:12:41,281 --> 00:12:43,153 or, uh.. Wh-wh-what did you call me before? 314 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,937 - Asshole. - Yeah. Want me to be that? 315 00:12:45,024 --> 00:12:46,983 Fine, but why don't you pull 50 other DA's 316 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:48,549 and 50 defense attorneys? 317 00:12:48,636 --> 00:12:50,464 They will all tell you exactly the same thing. 318 00:12:50,551 --> 00:12:52,205 You will not do better than three years. 319 00:12:52,292 --> 00:12:54,251 You really want to help this lady? 320 00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:56,253 Make her understand that. 321 00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:10,876 So where are we? 322 00:13:12,138 --> 00:13:14,445 - Still at three. - Mm. 323 00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:17,100 That's what the public defender got me for free. 324 00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:19,624 Well, I only got a sock full of quarters. 325 00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:23,149 [chuckles] It's not like I shot somebody. 326 00:13:24,672 --> 00:13:25,848 Anna, look at me now. 327 00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:29,590 Aggravated robbery, which this was 328 00:13:29,677 --> 00:13:31,897 nets you three-to-ten. 329 00:13:31,984 --> 00:13:33,203 The fact that you showed a gun 330 00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:34,900 gets a separate, gun-specific charge. 331 00:13:34,987 --> 00:13:36,859 That alone brings another three. 332 00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:39,644 You could possibly get 13 years here. 333 00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:42,603 More likely six. Less than that.. 334 00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:47,086 Cincinnati takes gun charges very seriously. 335 00:13:47,173 --> 00:13:50,350 Which is why, with an offer of three 336 00:13:50,437 --> 00:13:52,918 I think you need to accept it. 337 00:13:53,005 --> 00:13:54,877 [instrumental music] 338 00:13:57,792 --> 00:13:59,838 I can't. 339 00:13:59,925 --> 00:14:03,233 I can't die in prison, Ms. Korn. 340 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:06,279 There are a lot of ways to go out, but not that. 341 00:14:08,368 --> 00:14:10,414 Anything but that. 342 00:14:20,032 --> 00:14:21,381 - Adam, where is he? - He'll be here. 343 00:14:21,468 --> 00:14:23,035 I'm told he likes to make an entrance. 344 00:14:23,122 --> 00:14:24,950 If he doesn't make it in the next 15 seconds.. 345 00:14:25,037 --> 00:14:27,300 - He'll be here. - Okay, then. 346 00:14:27,387 --> 00:14:30,434 Harriet Korn. Wow. 347 00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:33,176 Tommy Jefferson. It's an absolute pleasure. 348 00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:36,570 - What do you know about me? - I think enough. 349 00:14:36,657 --> 00:14:38,529 Well, you know I'm famous for winning with nothing. 350 00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,183 I can walk into a courtroom 351 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:41,793 shooting blanks and still win the battle. 352 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:45,014 Yes. I can picture you shooting blanks, actually. 353 00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:47,320 That was good. China. Baby. 354 00:14:47,407 --> 00:14:49,061 - China. Baby. - He likes to say that. 355 00:14:49,148 --> 00:14:50,889 [Tommy] 'The issue isn't whether I win here.' 356 00:14:50,976 --> 00:14:53,544 We both know I do. The real question is how much. 357 00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:55,763 'How punitive will a jury be to a foreigner' 358 00:14:55,850 --> 00:14:58,070 from a Communist country who fires a young woman 359 00:14:58,157 --> 00:15:00,464 for wanting to give birth? 360 00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:03,380 I have in my hand...a number. 361 00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:05,077 It is a non-negotiable number. 362 00:15:05,164 --> 00:15:06,426 You and your client need to look at this number 363 00:15:06,513 --> 00:15:09,255 for what it is, an opportunity. 364 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,257 An out. Because let's face it. 365 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:12,911 Were this case to go public 366 00:15:12,998 --> 00:15:15,609 the wrath your client would incur from the media 367 00:15:15,696 --> 00:15:18,177 the citizenry.. His doors will be closing, Harriet. 368 00:15:18,264 --> 00:15:20,658 His doors should close. They would close. 369 00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,660 But for this opportunity 370 00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:24,967 which I'm about to present you with. 371 00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:32,887 You have presented us with an opportunity 372 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,889 of 1.2 million dollars. 373 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,630 I've got a homerun here, Harry. 374 00:15:36,717 --> 00:15:38,632 It's a contingency lawyer's wet dream. 375 00:15:38,719 --> 00:15:40,939 Thank you for your time. It's a pass. 376 00:15:41,026 --> 00:15:43,289 - Adam? - Harry. 377 00:15:45,117 --> 00:15:47,076 Many lawyers have dismissed me 378 00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:49,513 as just a full-of-crap cartoonish buffoon. 379 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:50,905 I can't imagine. 380 00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:53,256 Those lawyers paid for that. 381 00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:55,519 They paid dearly. 382 00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:58,174 It would be a big mistake for you to dismiss me, Harry. 383 00:16:02,221 --> 00:16:05,224 Thank you for the opportunity, Mr. Jefferson. 384 00:16:05,311 --> 00:16:08,010 We'll leave you alone to enjoy your wet dream. 385 00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:16,453 You can see quite clearly the gun in her hand 386 00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,063 pointed at my head. 387 00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:20,631 And the defendant, that woman.. 388 00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:22,372 Well, there, the-the woman who robbed you 389 00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:24,287 did she say anything to you, sir, as she trained 390 00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:25,462 the loaded weapon at your head? 391 00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:27,594 Oh, she sure did, she said 392 00:16:27,681 --> 00:16:31,207 "Empty the register, or I'll blow your head right off." 393 00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:33,252 And at this point, you gave her the money? 394 00:16:33,339 --> 00:16:35,994 I did, and then she walked off. 395 00:16:36,081 --> 00:16:38,605 Thank you, sir. Nothing further. 396 00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:44,133 I have no questions. 397 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,786 What the hell was that? 398 00:16:45,873 --> 00:16:48,006 I can't cross-examine a videotape. 399 00:16:48,093 --> 00:16:51,009 That was for crap, that's what that was. 400 00:16:51,096 --> 00:16:52,445 I want my sock back. 401 00:16:56,536 --> 00:16:58,451 I've never tried a case against him. 402 00:16:58,538 --> 00:16:59,974 But you co-counseled one. 403 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:02,673 Just tell me. What should I do? 404 00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:07,156 Okay, um.. 405 00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:08,505 Look, the thing about Tommy 406 00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,637 is he's gonna treat you like you don't exist 407 00:17:10,724 --> 00:17:13,379 so your best bet is, just interrupt him at every turn. 408 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:14,598 If he tries to shout you down 409 00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:16,774 just keep going right back at him. 410 00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,167 I mean, he's got a temper, and he's been known 411 00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:20,212 to completely blow when people take him on. 412 00:17:20,299 --> 00:17:22,562 Oh. Okay. 413 00:17:22,649 --> 00:17:24,999 Now, can we talk about your case? 414 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,872 China's one-child policy? Really? 415 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:30,135 Well, as controversial as it may be-- 416 00:17:30,222 --> 00:17:32,398 She's pretty. 417 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,183 The Chunhua girl. 418 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:36,185 She's pretty, isn't she? 419 00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:40,841 This is so you. 420 00:17:40,928 --> 00:17:42,800 To go seek affirmation in the eyes of a-- 421 00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:46,369 - I'm not doing that. - Okay. 422 00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:48,806 Um...I'm going to offend you now 423 00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:50,329 but according to the ex-girlfriend's handbook 424 00:17:50,416 --> 00:17:52,114 I'm allowed to do that. 425 00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:54,333 Now, my bet is, you're gonna leave this.. 426 00:17:54,420 --> 00:17:55,682 I don't know, what was it, a law firm 427 00:17:55,769 --> 00:17:57,597 or a shoe store? I couldn't tell. 428 00:17:57,684 --> 00:17:59,817 Whatever it was, you'll leave this place 429 00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:02,211 to the detriment of others counting on you. 430 00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,952 And as for this Chunhua girl? 431 00:18:05,039 --> 00:18:06,258 Adam, you need to grow up. 432 00:18:06,345 --> 00:18:07,694 You really mean to sit here 433 00:18:07,781 --> 00:18:09,479 and lecture me about how I live my life? 434 00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:12,917 You left a well-paying job to go work in a ghetto. 435 00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:15,006 You're in crisis. 436 00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:16,399 And your parents called me, by the way. 437 00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:18,792 They're worried, too. 438 00:18:18,879 --> 00:18:20,403 Hey, come on. 439 00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:23,841 - This is me here. - I'm fine. 440 00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:25,582 Okay? 441 00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:27,192 I'm fine. 442 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,679 Are you seeing anybody? 443 00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,594 Well, actually, I'm between therapists right now-- 444 00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:41,206 That's not what I meant. Are you seeing anybody? 445 00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:45,515 Well, actually, I've-I've met someone. 446 00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:47,430 - Yes. - That's great. 447 00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:49,388 Here you go. 448 00:18:49,475 --> 00:18:51,608 I'm happy for you. 449 00:18:52,739 --> 00:18:54,306 That's great. 450 00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:59,920 - Hey. - I should go. 451 00:19:00,007 --> 00:19:01,705 I gotta get back to.. 452 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,796 - Court. - Court, yes. 453 00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:07,711 Thanks. 454 00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:09,669 [instrumental music] 455 00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:12,672 [exhales] 456 00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:21,594 I was barely squeezing by as it was. 457 00:19:21,681 --> 00:19:24,684 Get some from Social Security, not much. 458 00:19:24,771 --> 00:19:27,644 Uh, my son, he-he lives in California. 459 00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:31,648 He had been sending me money, but then he lost his job. 460 00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,258 'And then I got sick.' 461 00:19:33,345 --> 00:19:35,739 I ain't got no healthcare. 462 00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:38,959 Next thing I know, I'm broke. And starvin'. 463 00:19:39,046 --> 00:19:42,528 I had no money, not even for food. 464 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:43,964 So what did you do? 465 00:19:44,051 --> 00:19:46,445 Uh, first, I wrote my congressman. 466 00:19:46,532 --> 00:19:49,448 'Asked him for a little of that stimulus money.' 467 00:19:49,535 --> 00:19:52,277 He sent back some kind of a form letter 468 00:19:52,364 --> 00:19:57,500 asking me to give to his campaign. Asshole. 469 00:19:57,587 --> 00:19:59,371 Sorry. 470 00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:01,025 Then I asked neighbors. 471 00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:04,681 They helped for a while, but most of them was broke 472 00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:08,685 so then, I resorted to what they call self-help. 473 00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:12,471 - You robbed a store. - Not just a store. That store. 474 00:20:12,558 --> 00:20:14,865 - The liquor store. - Damn right. 475 00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:18,347 'I was sick of their asses selling to under-aged kids.' 476 00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,784 Drug pushers is what they are. 477 00:20:20,871 --> 00:20:22,699 And he knows it. Don't you? 478 00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:24,570 - Objection. - Sustained. 479 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,311 Ms. Nicholson, you certainly know 480 00:20:26,398 --> 00:20:28,487 that what you did was against the law. 481 00:20:28,574 --> 00:20:30,010 Sure, I know. 482 00:20:30,097 --> 00:20:32,143 'But I'll tell you what else is wrong.' 483 00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:35,102 People are starving, dying 484 00:20:35,189 --> 00:20:37,931 and the government bails out Wall Street 485 00:20:38,018 --> 00:20:40,064 the ones who caused this mess. 486 00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:42,196 Well, what about us? 487 00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:46,766 - Where's mine? - So, you were starving. 488 00:20:46,853 --> 00:20:48,855 Your Congressman wouldn't send you any stimulus money. 489 00:20:48,942 --> 00:20:51,380 So you did the next best thing. You knocked over a liquor store. 490 00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:54,121 Well, I hope I made it sound better than that. 491 00:20:54,208 --> 00:20:57,211 Well, actually, you did. You made it almost sound adorable. 492 00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:59,388 You did a terrific job, I'm just having a hard time 493 00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:01,433 reconciling your rendition of it 494 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:04,262 with the footage I saw on the monitor. 495 00:21:04,349 --> 00:21:06,308 Well, that's 'cause you're a douchebag. 496 00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:08,614 [laughter] 497 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:11,748 You know, I actually am. You got me there. 498 00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:14,316 I can be a bit of a douchebag, I'll admit it. 499 00:21:16,187 --> 00:21:18,668 And you're an armed robber. Aren't you? 500 00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:20,496 'And not just that. You seem to be a proud one.' 501 00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:23,281 No apologies whatsoever. 502 00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,197 You put a gun to an innocent man. 503 00:21:26,284 --> 00:21:27,851 'You threatened to blow his head off.' 504 00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:31,333 And you sit there a proud, proud woman. 505 00:21:34,858 --> 00:21:36,294 Mr. Peyton.. 506 00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:42,126 ...I assure you, I am not a proud woman. 507 00:21:44,650 --> 00:21:47,261 I had to beg my neighbors for money. 508 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:50,047 Then I take to beggin' in the street. 509 00:21:50,134 --> 00:21:54,443 The things I've had to do these last 12 months to.. 510 00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:56,401 [mellow music] 511 00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:03,365 I'm anything but proud. 512 00:22:09,283 --> 00:22:11,460 [instrumental music] 513 00:22:17,857 --> 00:22:20,773 - Adam. - What? Oh. Hey. 514 00:22:22,688 --> 00:22:24,386 Chunhua, can you sit for a second? 515 00:22:28,955 --> 00:22:32,306 I think I've been guilty of misleading you somewhat. 516 00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,265 How so? 517 00:22:34,352 --> 00:22:35,875 When I said I could win this case. 518 00:22:35,962 --> 00:22:37,964 This, um.. 519 00:22:38,051 --> 00:22:40,880 You took this case because you wanted to have sex with me. 520 00:22:40,967 --> 00:22:43,753 Oh, no! Actually, much more old-fashioned than that. 521 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,843 I wanted a dinner. A movie, a walk in the park. 522 00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:49,585 Maybe at some point, leading to.. 523 00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:52,501 Look, I'm gonna go in there and do my best. 524 00:22:52,588 --> 00:22:55,329 But.. 525 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:58,637 ...I had no right to give you or your dad the impression.. 526 00:23:05,296 --> 00:23:06,776 Anyway.. 527 00:23:08,691 --> 00:23:09,692 Adam? 528 00:23:11,215 --> 00:23:14,697 What do you think of China's one-child policy? 529 00:23:16,525 --> 00:23:19,441 [instrumental music] 530 00:23:28,537 --> 00:23:32,976 [female #1] Case number 3261. Diana Kremp versus Fung Lao. 531 00:23:33,063 --> 00:23:35,065 Tommy Jefferson appearing for the plaintiff, Your Honor. 532 00:23:35,152 --> 00:23:37,502 - How are you this fine day? - Adam Branch for the defendant. 533 00:23:37,589 --> 00:23:38,547 - Oh, great. - Your Honor, I think-- 534 00:23:38,634 --> 00:23:40,287 Hold on, before we start 535 00:23:40,374 --> 00:23:43,290 Mr. Branch, you will respect the decorum of this court. 536 00:23:43,377 --> 00:23:46,685 If I hold up my finger, you stop talking. 537 00:23:46,772 --> 00:23:50,036 - Do we understand each other? - Yes, Judge. 538 00:23:50,123 --> 00:23:53,649 - Go ahead, Mr. Jefferson. - Thank you. 539 00:23:53,736 --> 00:23:55,825 Nobody loves the practice of law more than I do. 540 00:23:55,912 --> 00:23:57,348 The more novel the case, the better. 541 00:23:57,435 --> 00:24:00,133 But I have to be honest. This one scares me. 542 00:24:00,220 --> 00:24:02,658 'The one-child law in China epitomizes the oppression' 543 00:24:02,745 --> 00:24:04,007 practiced on the Chinese citizenry 544 00:24:04,094 --> 00:24:05,356 by the Communist regime. 545 00:24:05,443 --> 00:24:07,532 Imagine a government dictating whether or not 546 00:24:07,619 --> 00:24:09,055 a family can have children. 547 00:24:09,142 --> 00:24:10,187 'I remember when I first heard of it.' 548 00:24:10,274 --> 00:24:11,493 'I thanked God I live' 549 00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:12,798 'in the United States of America.' 550 00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:15,105 Because that could never happen here 551 00:24:15,192 --> 00:24:16,367 in the United States of America. 552 00:24:16,454 --> 00:24:18,891 And yet here we are. Here we are. 553 00:24:18,978 --> 00:24:21,024 I'm sorry, small point, but I see local rules 554 00:24:21,111 --> 00:24:22,634 'favor judicial economy.' 555 00:24:22,721 --> 00:24:24,375 Does this mean we should skip over the obvious? 556 00:24:24,462 --> 00:24:26,029 Like, you know, "Here we are 557 00:24:26,116 --> 00:24:27,987 in the United States of America"? 558 00:24:28,074 --> 00:24:30,207 - Good to review-- - May I continue, please? 559 00:24:30,294 --> 00:24:32,992 Of course. I apologize. 560 00:24:33,079 --> 00:24:35,081 There are certain freedoms we hold precious 561 00:24:35,168 --> 00:24:36,996 'in this country, the right to procreate' 562 00:24:37,083 --> 00:24:39,172 to have a baby, it is the most cherished 563 00:24:39,259 --> 00:24:41,827 of all civil liberties safeguarded by the Constitution. 564 00:24:41,914 --> 00:24:43,655 I'm sorry, again small point 565 00:24:43,742 --> 00:24:45,352 but are we talking about our Constitution? 566 00:24:45,439 --> 00:24:47,093 'Cause there's actually nothing in our Constitution 567 00:24:47,180 --> 00:24:48,617 about the right to have children. 568 00:24:48,704 --> 00:24:50,270 I'm happy to consider others, if that helps. 569 00:24:50,357 --> 00:24:52,011 The right is so inferred by the Supreme Court 570 00:24:52,098 --> 00:24:54,100 as an extension of our right to privacy, a right-- 571 00:24:54,187 --> 00:24:56,233 Also not mentioned in the Constitution. 572 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:59,105 - But whatever, go for it. Hm? - Counsel? 573 00:25:00,759 --> 00:25:02,631 And every lower court to address the matter 574 00:25:02,718 --> 00:25:04,981 has repeatedly and unanimously held 575 00:25:05,068 --> 00:25:07,287 that the government cannot deny the right to have children 576 00:25:07,374 --> 00:25:09,246 without violating the fundamental principles 577 00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:11,074 of liberty and justice. 578 00:25:11,161 --> 00:25:13,032 Here we have a young woman who, together with her husband 579 00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:15,165 wants to have a baby. 580 00:25:15,252 --> 00:25:18,081 And these people, who have immigrated here 581 00:25:18,168 --> 00:25:20,518 from Chinese China, say no. 582 00:25:20,605 --> 00:25:22,999 China, a country which, until recently, was on the list 583 00:25:23,086 --> 00:25:25,131 of top ten human rights violators. That China. 584 00:25:25,218 --> 00:25:27,873 How dare they try to impose their Chinese, Communist 585 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,006 totalitarian, oppressive regime-- 586 00:25:30,093 --> 00:25:31,442 Alright, Mr. Jefferson. 587 00:25:31,529 --> 00:25:33,662 I kinda get where you're going here. 588 00:25:33,749 --> 00:25:35,620 Mr. Branch. What do you say? 589 00:25:35,707 --> 00:25:37,927 - This is America. - Your Honor-- 590 00:25:38,014 --> 00:25:40,233 And I want short sentences. To the point. 591 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:43,149 - Or I'll sit you down. - Yes, Your Honor. 592 00:25:46,457 --> 00:25:48,851 The Constitution guards against state action. 593 00:25:48,938 --> 00:25:51,114 It says what the government can't do. 594 00:25:51,201 --> 00:25:52,985 It's silent on Laundromats. 595 00:25:53,072 --> 00:25:54,334 'She entered into a contract' 596 00:25:54,421 --> 00:25:56,380 at a private business. His business. 597 00:25:56,467 --> 00:25:58,600 Nobody's trying to dictate her family planning. 598 00:25:58,687 --> 00:26:00,384 She's free to work someplace else 599 00:26:00,471 --> 00:26:02,429 and have as many kids as she wants. 600 00:26:02,516 --> 00:26:04,867 'But if she chooses to work at this Laundromat' 601 00:26:04,954 --> 00:26:06,520 these are the terms which she agreed to. 602 00:26:06,608 --> 00:26:08,653 But there are certain liberties that even a private company 603 00:26:08,740 --> 00:26:10,220 is not allowed to trample. 604 00:26:10,307 --> 00:26:11,700 Unless the trampling 605 00:26:11,787 --> 00:26:14,137 satisfies a compelling state interest. 606 00:26:14,224 --> 00:26:17,444 - And what would be yours? - Humanity. 607 00:26:17,531 --> 00:26:20,447 Of all the things threatening to doom our world 608 00:26:20,534 --> 00:26:23,755 global warming, nuclear proliferation, BP 609 00:26:23,842 --> 00:26:26,628 Tommy, the biggest threat is overpopulation. 610 00:26:26,715 --> 00:26:29,021 Too many people. We've got eight billion now. 611 00:26:29,108 --> 00:26:31,894 By 2050, we're projected to add another billion. 612 00:26:31,981 --> 00:26:33,809 You can drive around in your little Priuses 613 00:26:33,896 --> 00:26:36,768 use the curly-cue light bulbs recycle all you want. 614 00:26:36,855 --> 00:26:39,249 None of it, none of it, will make a dent. 615 00:26:39,336 --> 00:26:42,121 What we have to do is curb population. 616 00:26:42,208 --> 00:26:44,080 Say what you want about Chinese, Communist 617 00:26:44,167 --> 00:26:47,083 totalitarian, oppressive China. Did I get them all? 618 00:26:47,170 --> 00:26:48,867 But their one-child policy program 619 00:26:48,954 --> 00:26:51,217 is the most historic, most meaningful step 620 00:26:51,304 --> 00:26:54,394 taken by any country to improve the well-being of society. 621 00:26:54,481 --> 00:26:56,396 'And we all love to preach that every person' 622 00:26:56,483 --> 00:26:58,137 should do his part, don't we? 623 00:26:58,224 --> 00:26:59,443 Fung Lao is doing his. 624 00:26:59,530 --> 00:27:01,358 And in so doing, he obliterates 625 00:27:01,445 --> 00:27:03,012 one of the very principles that defines-- 626 00:27:03,099 --> 00:27:05,841 Oh, please! We toss out principles left and right. 627 00:27:05,928 --> 00:27:07,581 We shelve civil liberties all the time. 628 00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:09,409 We've been doing it for 200 years. 629 00:27:09,496 --> 00:27:11,629 The Alien and Sedition Acts of 1798.. 630 00:27:11,716 --> 00:27:14,153 But the history all know includes the Bill of Rights. 631 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,981 During the Civil War, we censored the press. 632 00:27:16,068 --> 00:27:17,504 Honest Abe did that. 633 00:27:17,591 --> 00:27:18,767 In World War I, Woodrow Wilson 634 00:27:18,854 --> 00:27:20,420 'approved the Espionage..' 635 00:27:20,507 --> 00:27:22,422 [Tommy] 'This is about a one-child policy' 636 00:27:22,509 --> 00:27:23,815 'that won't let that woman have a baby.' 637 00:27:23,902 --> 00:27:25,469 And overpopulation is not our fault.. 638 00:27:25,556 --> 00:27:27,601 Not our fault? Are you on drugs? 639 00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:29,255 'We're maybe the worst offenders.' 640 00:27:29,342 --> 00:27:31,344 We may make up five percnt of the world's population 641 00:27:31,431 --> 00:27:33,912 but we account for 35 percent of the consumption.. 642 00:27:33,999 --> 00:27:35,261 Genocide! 643 00:27:36,610 --> 00:27:38,830 Okay. You got me with that one. 644 00:27:38,917 --> 00:27:42,007 - Did you say, "Genocide"? - You're damn right. 645 00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:44,009 This one-child policy is contributing 646 00:27:44,096 --> 00:27:45,445 to the female genocide in China. 647 00:27:45,532 --> 00:27:47,273 Because couples can only have one child 648 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:48,971 'and Chinese couples want boys' 649 00:27:49,058 --> 00:27:50,537 girls are not being born. 650 00:27:50,624 --> 00:27:53,062 Okay. He made a valid point there, judge. 651 00:27:53,149 --> 00:27:55,499 First one since, "Here we are." Credit where it's due. 652 00:27:55,586 --> 00:27:57,544 But female genocide wouldn't happen here. 653 00:27:57,631 --> 00:28:00,330 People want girls just as much as they want boys. 654 00:28:00,417 --> 00:28:03,159 For those who have met Tommy, I bet they prefer girls. 655 00:28:03,246 --> 00:28:04,638 - I could be wrong there. - You little snot! 656 00:28:04,726 --> 00:28:07,424 - Don't call me little. - Alright. 657 00:28:07,511 --> 00:28:09,643 You both raise a lot of interesting points 658 00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:12,646 but I'm afraid this one's a little above my pay grade. 659 00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:14,344 I'm gonna certify this issue 660 00:28:14,431 --> 00:28:16,215 'whether a private company has the right to impose' 661 00:28:16,302 --> 00:28:18,914 a one-child policy on its employees 662 00:28:19,001 --> 00:28:22,091 to the Ohio Supreme Court for immediate appellate review. 663 00:28:22,178 --> 00:28:25,137 'As for now, you two can finish your business' 664 00:28:25,224 --> 00:28:27,923 in the parking lot. We're adjourned. 665 00:28:28,010 --> 00:28:29,794 Did you say, "Ohio Supreme Court"? 666 00:28:29,881 --> 00:28:31,535 I did. 667 00:28:31,622 --> 00:28:33,363 Wow! 668 00:28:33,450 --> 00:28:34,712 Awesome! 669 00:28:35,669 --> 00:28:38,585 [upbeat music] 670 00:28:40,892 --> 00:28:43,286 I will close for all I'm worth. 671 00:28:43,373 --> 00:28:45,114 I give you my word. 672 00:28:45,201 --> 00:28:47,638 - I'm not taking prison. - I don't blame you. 673 00:28:47,725 --> 00:28:50,075 I'm not recommending prison. 674 00:28:50,162 --> 00:28:51,816 Then what is it you're tellin' me? 675 00:28:51,903 --> 00:28:55,167 Well, there are certain things I can't tell you, Anna. 676 00:28:55,254 --> 00:28:57,561 We talk a lot about attorney-client privilege 677 00:28:57,648 --> 00:29:01,957 and we make it seem like we're such faithful servants to.. 678 00:29:02,044 --> 00:29:04,394 We're servants to the system. 679 00:29:04,481 --> 00:29:06,613 That's what lawyers are. 680 00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:09,225 For example, if the client's best chance 681 00:29:09,312 --> 00:29:13,577 of avoiding prison is to tell a big lie on the stand 682 00:29:13,664 --> 00:29:17,842 we can't advise that. Lawyer rules. 683 00:29:17,929 --> 00:29:20,236 If you had a murder weapon in your bag 684 00:29:20,323 --> 00:29:22,978 we couldn't tell you to ditch it. Even though.. 685 00:29:23,848 --> 00:29:25,415 Lawyer rules. 686 00:29:25,502 --> 00:29:28,592 Ms. Korn, what in the hell are you babblin' about? 687 00:29:30,855 --> 00:29:32,422 What I can tell you is 688 00:29:32,509 --> 00:29:34,903 if we lose here... they'll take you 689 00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:37,296 right into custody. And that'll be it. 690 00:29:37,383 --> 00:29:40,343 You wouldn't have time, for example 691 00:29:40,430 --> 00:29:42,388 to go visit your son in California 692 00:29:42,475 --> 00:29:44,260 to say goodbye. 693 00:29:44,347 --> 00:29:47,829 If you cared about that, the time to go see him 694 00:29:47,916 --> 00:29:49,569 would be right now. 695 00:29:55,662 --> 00:29:56,838 You're tellin' me to flee. 696 00:29:56,925 --> 00:29:59,449 Oh, I could never tell you that. 697 00:29:59,536 --> 00:30:00,624 Lawyer rules. 698 00:30:03,366 --> 00:30:07,152 [sighs] Well, I appreciate what you're not tellin' me. 699 00:30:07,239 --> 00:30:10,068 I-I've lived my whole life here. 700 00:30:10,155 --> 00:30:12,810 Right here in this neighborhood. 701 00:30:15,769 --> 00:30:17,771 This is my home. 702 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:26,215 I should probably work on my closing. 703 00:30:27,912 --> 00:30:29,958 See you at the courthouse. 704 00:30:30,045 --> 00:30:32,917 [instrumental music] 705 00:30:44,842 --> 00:30:45,712 [Adam] It's a really big deal to go to the Ohio Supreme Court. 706 00:30:45,799 --> 00:30:47,540 That's where law is made. 707 00:30:47,627 --> 00:30:50,979 New precedents get established. It's a, it's a big, big deal. 708 00:30:51,066 --> 00:30:53,111 You happy with that little performance in there? 709 00:30:53,198 --> 00:30:56,419 Let me tell you what that was. First, it was rude. 710 00:30:56,506 --> 00:30:58,987 Second, you just gave me a bigger stage to play on. 711 00:30:59,074 --> 00:31:00,902 The Ohio Supreme Court. 712 00:31:00,989 --> 00:31:03,121 The bigger the stage, the better I am. 713 00:31:03,208 --> 00:31:05,036 I came here today to swat you away like a gnat. 714 00:31:05,123 --> 00:31:06,298 But now I can see you're not a gnat. 715 00:31:06,385 --> 00:31:08,779 You're more like a tick. 716 00:31:08,866 --> 00:31:11,216 You like to puff yourself up like a tick. 717 00:31:11,303 --> 00:31:13,001 You know what happens to ticks, tick? 718 00:31:13,088 --> 00:31:16,352 Somebody comes along, squeezes them, and they go pop. 719 00:31:16,439 --> 00:31:18,963 That's what I'm gonna do to you, tick. 720 00:31:19,050 --> 00:31:20,791 Just a matter of time. Listen to the clock. 721 00:31:20,878 --> 00:31:24,403 Tick, tick, tick, tick. Pop. 722 00:31:25,709 --> 00:31:28,625 [instrumental music] 723 00:31:37,939 --> 00:31:39,027 I gotta tell you, it isn't easy 724 00:31:39,114 --> 00:31:41,116 going through life a douchebag. 725 00:31:42,639 --> 00:31:44,249 That's what the defendant called me. 726 00:31:44,336 --> 00:31:46,948 And I guess I'm actually a professional douchebag. 727 00:31:47,035 --> 00:31:51,169 My job is to go after some very nice people sometimes 728 00:31:51,256 --> 00:31:53,128 sympathetic people.. 729 00:31:53,215 --> 00:31:56,044 ...who do bad things. 730 00:31:56,131 --> 00:31:58,872 This nice, sympathetic person, she did a very bad thing. 731 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,223 'She robbed a man at gunpoint.' 732 00:32:01,310 --> 00:32:06,837 She did it, so she says, because she was poor. 733 00:32:06,924 --> 00:32:08,317 Needed to eat. 734 00:32:08,404 --> 00:32:11,755 Problem is, a lot of people are hungry. 735 00:32:11,842 --> 00:32:16,499 We have 45 million people in this country living in poverty. 736 00:32:16,586 --> 00:32:18,196 'What, we send them all the message' 737 00:32:18,283 --> 00:32:20,503 "Go get a gun. Go out and do what she did"? 738 00:32:20,590 --> 00:32:22,853 Really? 45 million people? 739 00:32:22,940 --> 00:32:25,682 You wanna feel bad for this woman, please do. 740 00:32:25,769 --> 00:32:27,901 I know I do. 741 00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:29,991 After all, she's poor. 742 00:32:31,514 --> 00:32:33,907 'He was poor. So was he.' 743 00:32:33,995 --> 00:32:35,561 And him. Him, too. 744 00:32:35,648 --> 00:32:36,954 - Objection. - All armed robbers. 745 00:32:37,041 --> 00:32:38,347 - Objection! - Overruled. 746 00:32:38,434 --> 00:32:41,437 - Are you kidding? - Ms. Korn? 747 00:32:43,091 --> 00:32:44,744 You wanna let her go? 748 00:32:44,831 --> 00:32:47,269 What do we tell those that got prison for their crimes? 749 00:32:47,356 --> 00:32:49,532 "You look too mean"? 750 00:32:49,619 --> 00:32:51,273 'We judge the act, not the person.' 751 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,014 'She committed the same act they did.' 752 00:32:53,101 --> 00:32:55,842 And lest you think, "Hey, she's old. 753 00:32:55,929 --> 00:32:58,280 Let's cut her some slack." 754 00:32:58,367 --> 00:33:00,108 Elderly crime is on the rise. 755 00:33:00,195 --> 00:33:02,197 We've all read about the 80-year-old woman selling crack. 756 00:33:02,284 --> 00:33:05,026 'The woman who sold her grandchild for money.' 757 00:33:05,113 --> 00:33:06,462 And she's not the only adorable person 758 00:33:06,549 --> 00:33:08,159 out there with a deadly weapon. 759 00:33:08,246 --> 00:33:09,987 'And if you happen to be a victim of a violent crime' 760 00:33:10,074 --> 00:33:12,294 I can tell you, it's no consolation 761 00:33:12,381 --> 00:33:14,296 that the perpetrator was old. 762 00:33:14,383 --> 00:33:17,386 I say all this because I know.. 763 00:33:20,693 --> 00:33:23,174 ...a part of you must wanna let her go. 764 00:33:23,261 --> 00:33:25,742 How could you not? 765 00:33:25,829 --> 00:33:30,181 But she stuck a loaded gun.. 766 00:33:30,268 --> 00:33:32,705 ...in a man's face and robbed him. 767 00:33:32,792 --> 00:33:37,145 'That isn't cute. It isn't adorable. It isn't excusable.' 768 00:33:37,232 --> 00:33:39,408 Do I ask you to hate her? No. 769 00:33:41,932 --> 00:33:44,195 I only ask.. 770 00:33:44,282 --> 00:33:47,198 ...that you abide by your duty 771 00:33:47,285 --> 00:33:49,374 'to uphold the law.' 772 00:33:51,159 --> 00:33:52,551 That's all. 773 00:34:05,390 --> 00:34:08,567 There is a legal defense known as necessity. 774 00:34:08,654 --> 00:34:11,092 Basically, it means, if a defendant commits a crime 775 00:34:11,179 --> 00:34:13,006 to prevent a greater harm 776 00:34:13,094 --> 00:34:15,618 the test is what's the lesser of the evils. 777 00:34:15,705 --> 00:34:17,359 I would submit, Anna Nicholson 778 00:34:17,446 --> 00:34:18,969 starving to death is a greater-- 779 00:34:19,056 --> 00:34:21,232 Your Honor, necessity is an affirmative defense. 780 00:34:21,319 --> 00:34:23,452 It must be raised prior to trial. Here, it was not. 781 00:34:23,539 --> 00:34:25,106 I wasn't around prior to trial. 782 00:34:25,193 --> 00:34:26,890 The defense is denied, Ms. Korn. 783 00:34:26,977 --> 00:34:29,240 'You know better than that.' 784 00:34:29,327 --> 00:34:31,590 Sorry. 785 00:34:31,677 --> 00:34:34,115 Okay, for technical reasons, I'm not allowed to argue 786 00:34:34,202 --> 00:34:35,507 what we all know this was. 787 00:34:35,594 --> 00:34:37,422 - Objection! - Ms. Korn. 788 00:34:40,382 --> 00:34:42,732 Sorry. 789 00:34:42,819 --> 00:34:46,127 Look, you can certainly choose to put her away. 790 00:34:46,214 --> 00:34:48,085 It's probably the reasonable thing to do. 791 00:34:48,172 --> 00:34:50,218 And after all, it's not as if 792 00:34:50,305 --> 00:34:54,483 Anna Nicholson should expect anybody's compassion, right? 793 00:34:54,570 --> 00:34:56,920 As Mr. Peyton said, 45 million Americans 794 00:34:57,007 --> 00:34:58,965 'live below the poverty line.' 795 00:34:59,052 --> 00:35:02,143 What he left out is we really don't give a crap. 796 00:35:02,230 --> 00:35:03,666 'You saw what happened when we went about' 797 00:35:03,753 --> 00:35:05,407 passing healthcare. 798 00:35:05,494 --> 00:35:07,191 We had a revolt. 799 00:35:07,278 --> 00:35:08,975 We are free market kind of folks. 800 00:35:09,062 --> 00:35:10,499 'We're capitalists.' 801 00:35:10,586 --> 00:35:12,892 People should get what's coming to them in America 802 00:35:12,979 --> 00:35:16,679 nothing more. And the poor, the elderly.. 803 00:35:16,766 --> 00:35:18,202 Well, they seem to get what's coming to them 804 00:35:18,289 --> 00:35:20,509 every time, don't they? 805 00:35:20,596 --> 00:35:22,902 I thought it was very clever of Mr. Peyton 806 00:35:22,989 --> 00:35:25,427 to lump my client into the same category 807 00:35:25,514 --> 00:35:28,821 with all those mean-looking villains, didn't you? 808 00:35:28,908 --> 00:35:31,433 But there is a difference. 809 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,739 She was starving. 810 00:35:33,826 --> 00:35:36,133 And she's a little old to go into the labor market. 811 00:35:36,220 --> 00:35:38,309 'And she has no prior criminal record' 812 00:35:38,396 --> 00:35:40,137 'which I'm guessing is not the case' 813 00:35:40,224 --> 00:35:41,965 with all the leading men featured 814 00:35:42,052 --> 00:35:44,272 in Mr. Peyton's slideshow. 815 00:35:44,359 --> 00:35:46,535 'She's been law-abiding her whole life.' 816 00:35:46,622 --> 00:35:49,929 And where did it get her? Starving. 817 00:35:50,016 --> 00:35:52,976 'Unable to pay her rent. And pretty damn pissed off.' 818 00:35:53,063 --> 00:35:55,239 With good reason, if you ask me. 819 00:35:55,326 --> 00:35:57,328 We're the richest nation in the world 820 00:35:57,415 --> 00:35:59,548 'and one in seven of us lives in poverty.' 821 00:35:59,635 --> 00:36:01,376 'Tell me how that can happen.' 822 00:36:01,463 --> 00:36:04,161 Somehow, somebody needs to get a wakeup call here. 823 00:36:04,248 --> 00:36:05,380 I'm thinking you can send it 824 00:36:05,467 --> 00:36:07,643 not by putting Anna in prison. 825 00:36:07,730 --> 00:36:09,645 But rather, if you don't. 826 00:36:09,732 --> 00:36:11,212 'It should also be said' 827 00:36:11,299 --> 00:36:13,257 a guilty verdict for an 87-year-old woman 828 00:36:13,344 --> 00:36:14,432 is a death sentence. 829 00:36:14,519 --> 00:36:15,999 - Objection! - 'Sustained.' 830 00:36:16,086 --> 00:36:18,784 Ms. Korn, you know better than that. 831 00:36:18,871 --> 00:36:20,090 Clearly, I don't, judge. 832 00:36:20,177 --> 00:36:21,831 I'm not allowed to argue necessity 833 00:36:21,918 --> 00:36:23,311 'which this was, I'm not allowed' 834 00:36:23,398 --> 00:36:25,313 to argue reality, which this is. 835 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:28,664 Ms. Korn, you are one step away from contempt. 836 00:36:28,751 --> 00:36:30,231 Oh, I'm already at contempt. 837 00:36:30,318 --> 00:36:32,929 'We let our poor starve, we let them get sick.' 838 00:36:33,016 --> 00:36:35,105 This isn't Third World. This is America. 839 00:36:35,192 --> 00:36:36,672 We're supposed to be the country that cares. 840 00:36:36,759 --> 00:36:37,934 We also care about law and order. 841 00:36:38,021 --> 00:36:39,588 We are a nation built on law and order. 842 00:36:39,675 --> 00:36:41,851 Okay, I see we've reached the rebuttal portion 843 00:36:41,938 --> 00:36:43,113 of closing arguments. 844 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,680 Mr. Peyton. 845 00:36:51,687 --> 00:36:55,386 Look, I'm new at this criminal law thing. 846 00:36:55,473 --> 00:37:00,696 I'm told it's primarily about rehabilitation and retribution. 847 00:37:00,783 --> 00:37:05,309 Do you really feel the need to rehabilitate Anna Nicholson? 848 00:37:05,396 --> 00:37:07,180 Really? 849 00:37:07,268 --> 00:37:09,008 As for retribution 850 00:37:09,095 --> 00:37:13,099 she sits here in shame, having to endure.. 851 00:37:16,494 --> 00:37:19,018 Trust me. 852 00:37:19,105 --> 00:37:21,107 There's nothing you can really do to this woman 853 00:37:21,194 --> 00:37:23,849 that the government hasn't already done. 854 00:37:23,936 --> 00:37:26,852 [mellow music] 855 00:37:48,657 --> 00:37:51,050 They certainly didn't take long. 856 00:37:51,137 --> 00:37:53,879 They probably figured you'll be dead soon. 857 00:37:53,966 --> 00:37:55,316 Maybe so. 858 00:37:55,403 --> 00:37:57,840 Will the defendant please rise? 859 00:38:02,932 --> 00:38:04,325 Madam Forewoman 860 00:38:04,412 --> 00:38:06,022 has the jury reached a unanimous verdict? 861 00:38:06,109 --> 00:38:08,938 - Yes, Your Honor. - What say you? 862 00:38:11,157 --> 00:38:12,768 We, the jury, in the matter 863 00:38:12,855 --> 00:38:15,466 of The State of Ohio versus Anna Nicholson 864 00:38:15,553 --> 00:38:17,512 'on the charge of armed robbery' 865 00:38:17,599 --> 00:38:18,904 'hereby find the defendant' 866 00:38:18,991 --> 00:38:22,255 Anna Nicholson, not guilty. 867 00:38:22,343 --> 00:38:24,214 You have got to be kidding me! 868 00:38:24,301 --> 00:38:25,476 [male #1] 'Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..' 869 00:38:25,563 --> 00:38:28,218 Now, that's what I call a fine verdict. 870 00:38:28,305 --> 00:38:31,047 That's what I call a lucky verdict. 871 00:38:31,134 --> 00:38:33,310 If not preposterous. 872 00:38:38,794 --> 00:38:41,013 Sometimes, it's a single-justice review. 873 00:38:41,100 --> 00:38:43,755 Sometimes, it's a three-judge tribunal. 874 00:38:43,842 --> 00:38:46,018 It'll take a while. The parties have to submit briefs. 875 00:38:46,105 --> 00:38:48,412 It's kind of a big deal. 876 00:38:50,283 --> 00:38:52,285 This is my place here. 877 00:38:54,070 --> 00:38:55,463 Adam? 878 00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:58,640 My father and I really appreciate your efforts 879 00:38:58,727 --> 00:39:04,254 but...I don't feel comfortable, you doing this for free. 880 00:39:06,996 --> 00:39:10,826 I'm gonna tell you something I never told anybody before. 881 00:39:10,913 --> 00:39:13,089 When I was in high school, I had this fantasy. 882 00:39:13,176 --> 00:39:16,179 Playing quarterback for the varsity football team 883 00:39:16,266 --> 00:39:18,921 with the most beautiful girl in the world up in the stands 884 00:39:19,008 --> 00:39:22,315 watching me lead the team to victory. 885 00:39:22,403 --> 00:39:24,666 I never made the football team. 886 00:39:24,753 --> 00:39:26,319 Truth is, I was too chicken to even try out. 887 00:39:26,407 --> 00:39:29,410 I was captain of the debate team. 888 00:39:32,282 --> 00:39:35,111 Whether I ever have dinner with you or not.. 889 00:39:35,198 --> 00:39:39,463 ...the idea of arguing before the Ohio Supreme Court.. 890 00:39:39,550 --> 00:39:41,726 ...with you watching? 891 00:39:41,813 --> 00:39:43,424 [chuckles] Wow. 892 00:39:44,599 --> 00:39:46,731 I'd do that for free anytime. 893 00:39:48,559 --> 00:39:49,604 I don't know what to say. 894 00:39:49,691 --> 00:39:51,040 You don't have to say anything. 895 00:39:51,127 --> 00:39:53,956 Just...see you in court. 896 00:39:56,088 --> 00:39:58,264 I'll say thank you. 897 00:39:58,351 --> 00:40:00,745 And see you in court. 898 00:40:00,832 --> 00:40:02,704 [instrumental music] 899 00:40:05,358 --> 00:40:06,925 Good night, Adam. 900 00:40:26,858 --> 00:40:28,599 - Did you kiss her? - Of course, I didn't kiss her. 901 00:40:28,686 --> 00:40:29,644 I just met her. 902 00:40:29,731 --> 00:40:30,688 But did you let it be known 903 00:40:30,775 --> 00:40:32,211 that you'd like to kiss her? 904 00:40:32,298 --> 00:40:34,126 Yes, I sent her an e-mail. 905 00:40:34,213 --> 00:40:36,520 Adam, it's good to go slow, but she needs to know 906 00:40:36,607 --> 00:40:38,348 it's out of respect, not disinterest. 907 00:40:38,435 --> 00:40:40,611 Thank you. 908 00:40:40,698 --> 00:40:42,700 Are you okay, Harry? You should be celebrating. 909 00:40:42,787 --> 00:40:44,180 I don't know, I wonder what the hell 910 00:40:44,267 --> 00:40:46,269 I've gotten myself into. 911 00:40:46,356 --> 00:40:47,836 Last week, I'm a patent lawyer 912 00:40:47,923 --> 00:40:51,013 making almost $600,000 a year. 913 00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:53,711 Now, I'm defending armed robbers for dirty socks. 914 00:40:53,798 --> 00:40:56,801 - Did you say $600,000? - Never mind. 915 00:40:56,888 --> 00:40:59,282 Harry, in all your years as a patent attorney 916 00:40:59,369 --> 00:41:02,807 did you ever have one single client who truly needed you? 917 00:41:02,894 --> 00:41:05,027 In a week, you've had two. 918 00:41:08,683 --> 00:41:09,814 [Harriet] Wait. Don't tell me. 919 00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:12,904 You just rolled somebody in an alley. 920 00:41:12,991 --> 00:41:16,299 I didn't say a proper thank you before. 921 00:41:16,386 --> 00:41:21,260 To be honest, I didn't think you were all that ghetto. 922 00:41:21,347 --> 00:41:23,785 But you were good enough, I guess. 923 00:41:25,613 --> 00:41:28,137 Thanks. Can I offer you a beer? 924 00:41:28,224 --> 00:41:30,400 Glass of wine? Your sock? 925 00:41:30,487 --> 00:41:32,881 [chuckles softly] I also came back 926 00:41:32,968 --> 00:41:34,839 'cause I wanted to tell you something. 927 00:41:36,493 --> 00:41:38,626 And this here I hope you get. 928 00:41:41,367 --> 00:41:43,456 Welcome to the neighborhood. 929 00:41:43,544 --> 00:41:45,458 [instrumental music] 930 00:42:00,473 --> 00:42:03,607 Okay, is it just me, or did that feel really good? 931 00:42:06,218 --> 00:42:08,699 I think we're staying around for a while. 932 00:42:14,923 --> 00:42:16,272 Maybe. 933 00:42:17,273 --> 00:42:19,188 [vocalization] 934 00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:29,720 [theme music] 935 00:42:31,679 --> 00:42:32,593 ♪ Ooh ♪ 936 00:42:33,724 --> 00:42:34,812 ♪ Ah ♪ 937 00:42:35,900 --> 00:42:37,032 ♪ Ooh ♪ 938 00:42:37,989 --> 00:42:38,990 ♪ Ah ♪ 939 00:42:40,209 --> 00:42:41,297 ♪ Ooh ♪ 940 00:42:44,430 --> 00:42:45,431 ♪ Ooh ♪ 941 00:42:46,650 --> 00:42:47,782 ♪ Ah ♪ 942 00:42:57,356 --> 00:42:59,315 - Yeah! - Ah! You stink!