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Come work for me.Excuse me?

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Well, you settle
inner office disputes.

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You'’re way too good
for that.

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Forget it.Think about it.

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You have a nail in your head.
Take him to the hospital.

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My client did have
a brain injury.

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I didn'’t.I fired a nail into my head

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and you exploited that

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to negotiate a settlement.

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Do you believe Mr. Berman
was of sound mind

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when he executed
the settlement agreement?

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No, I do not.

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Harry, I'’ve tried
very hard to be fair here.No, you haven'’t.

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You don'’t even know
the meaning of the word "fair."

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Oh, Come on.
We agreed to play nice.

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I'’m not giving you
back the money.

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Then I'’ll sue you. I'’ve got you
dead to rights on liability,

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a judgment is a done deal,
your own associate admitted

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you acted in bad faith--
as soon as I say the word,

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you'’ll be facing disbarment
charges-- you know it, Harry.

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Ask Howdy Doody here,
he knows it too.

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Goodbye, Sam. Get lost.

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Take Gwyneth with you.

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Phoebe.Yeah, Phoebe, whatever.

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You want a little advice?

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Sure.

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A lot of lawyers are
out of their minds.

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Half of us end up
on meds of some sort.

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It'’s a boring, mind-deadening
job that drives us all

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crazy in the end.

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In my last job,
before this, I smoked pot

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and watched cartoons all day.
We'’re a nutty breed.

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But we still are deemed to have
the capacity to practice

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and enter into contracts.

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You'’re not going to win this.

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Especially since,
at the root of it all,

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your client
is a tobacco company,

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a corporate criminal

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who manufactures a product that,
even when it'’s used correctly,

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kills people.

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Bottom line,

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you'’re not getting
a [bleep] penny.

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Meeting go well?

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That well?

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I'’ll give you a call
first thing.

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Sounds good.

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Hey, Adam.

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Give any more
thought to...

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I haven'’t, actually,
but thanks for asking.

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Don'’t ask again.

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Aye, aye.

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Hey, Leese.

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Pheeb.

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Leese? Pheeb? How do you two
know each other, if I may ask.

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Oh, we both went to
Ohio State,

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turns out we were
intimate with the same guy.

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[laughs]

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Oh, yeah? Who?

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No idea. I just know
she went out with

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somebody on
the football team.

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Do the math.

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OLIVER: Hey, Phoebe.
You got a second?

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I'’ve got a bit of a delicate
situation in here

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Maybe you can help.

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JANE: As we were telling
Mr. Richard,

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she'’s a wonderful girl--
"A" student, she'’s popular,

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she has a steady
part-time job...

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How old?
17.

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She just got into Yale.

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Wow.Yeah, wow.

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Now here'’s the punchline: we
think she might be into drugs.

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And it'’s not that she'’s using,
although she might be.

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We think she'’s dealing.

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Ugh. Wow again.

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JANE:
So here'’s our situation.

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We obviously want to protect
her, help her, do what...

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but we have
no real evidence.

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And we could seriously
jeopardize her

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admission to Yale
if we cause...

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Well, on the other hand,
she'’s our daughter, so...

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if she is into something,

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we came to Oliver about
doing an intervention.

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What are you,
the go-to guy for kidnapping?

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Funny.

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What evidence do you have?

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Kids, ones we'’ve
never even met,

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call all hours
of the night.

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They leave strange messages
on Facebook and Twitter.

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She bought a car;
where she got the money...

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Couldn'’t have been
from waitressing.

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We'’ve confronted her,
but she denies it.

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And then she gets mad at us
and stops talking.

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Okay, I think the most logical
step is to have

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somebody neutral to have
a conversation with her.

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Now, I would do it
myself, but,

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Phoebe, you seem
pretty good with kids,

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you'’ve got
an easy way about you.

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Would you mind
talking to her.

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See if she presents
as a problem?

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Let him sue, Tommy...
I really don'’t care.

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Harry, I like a good fight
as much as you do.

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But this one
might be better to avoid.

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I will not pay that man...

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that firm...

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a nickel.

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Try to get that.[chuckles]

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It'’s personal.Damn straight it is.

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Harry, I'’ve been thinking.

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Didn'’t you leave?

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Listen, counter-proposal:

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I drop the suit.

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Your client keeps
all the money.

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And you come back
to work for us.

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Come again?

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Our patent department
has gone to hell, plus

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you'’ve obviously become
quite a force in Cincinnati.

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We want you back,
my friend.

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That'’s why
you came back here.

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[scoffs] You want to
invite me back to your firm?

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Come on, Harry.

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You need to think about
your legacy, my friend.

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This here... [chuckles]

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you don'’t want to
go out like this--

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half law-firm,
half shoe-store... [laughs]

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I mean, what the hell.

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You know you want
to come back, deep down.

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Get my gun, would ya?

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Harry, we are the "it" firm.

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National Law Journal,
every year,

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picks us as
Cincinnati'’s finest.

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The Lockober fund-raiser
this week,

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we will win that competition
again, be crowned as the

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hottest, best-of-the-best,
again.

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It has to hurt a little.

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I bet you couldn'’t even
rustle yourselves an invite.

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Come on, why are you kidding
yourself, let'’s bury the hatchet

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and work this out!

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Come on back
where you belong.

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The only place I would bury my
hatchet would be in your head.

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As far as the
Lockober fund-raiser,

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just so happens we did
get an invitation.

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My firm plans to win the
competition this year.

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BERMAN:
You plan to win it?

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What are you trying to
"out-crazy" me, Harry?

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You'’ll win it? With what?

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[laughs] With what?!

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[laughs]

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JESSICA: First of all,
how did you even get in here?

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[chuckles]
I look like a student.

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Look, Jess,
I'’m just trying to do

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a little factfinding,
I'’m not the Gestapo.

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So what'’s going on?

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There'’s nothing
going on, that'’s just it.

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My parents...

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I'’m an only child.

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They'’re having a hard time
dealing with me growing up.

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I think the idea of my
going away to college,

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it'’s made them
a little crazy.

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Hm, they didn'’t
seem crazy, just worried.

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My friend Ashley got into drugs,
that kind of freaked them.

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I got a tattoo,
they thought that...

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[laughs] look, a little
flower on my ankle.

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You know what
my father said?

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"Well, if you
mutilate your body,

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you obviously have
no respect for it."

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So what about the car,
how did you afford it?

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I work an
upscale restaurant.

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I smile.
They tip.

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I'’m not on drugs.

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Okay...

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I did a very
stupid thing last night.

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I had a couple of beers--
I was in a bad mood--

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Sam Berman pissed me off...

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What'’d you do?

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The Lockober fund-raiser.

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I entered us into
the competition.

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[all sigh]You did what?

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What'’s done is done.You'’re kidding me.

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Never mind, Ollie, I did it,
and now we have to win it.

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Do you know what
that competition is?

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Cassie, do me a favor,
and check your elitist,

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politically correct
WASPy little ego

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at the door,
could you please?WASPy?

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Okay, the categories are:
"Hottest Female Attorney,"

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"Sexiest Male Attorney,"

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"Hottest Paralegal,"
"Hottest Assistant,"

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"Hottest Couple,"
"Most Eligible Bachelor"--

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two divisions on that one:
over 50 and under.

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[snickers]

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It'’s a good cause.
The money goes to St. Jude'’s

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and helps kids with cancer.

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"Sexiest Male":
Ollie, that would be you.

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No offense, Adam,
you'’re still

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growing into
your good looks.

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Tommy, "Most Eligible
Over 50."

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I'’m not technically
a part of this firm.

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Yeah, but consider
yourself a ringer.

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"Paralegal"--
Now, would Lisa be game?

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I'’ll twist her arm.

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LISA [muffled]:
Yes, ah!

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Adam, Chunhua has
a shot at medaling:

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"Hottest Assistant."

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Oh, come on, you can
make her go for it

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'’cause I got to win this bet.

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Bet?! You bet on us?

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Yes, I did.

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I... I bet Sam Berman.

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If we win, he drops the suit,

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00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,315
it'’s as simple as that.[groans]

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So in addition to kids with
cancer, you could be saving me.

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Uh, what about "Hottest
Couple"-- you left that out.

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Well, they have to be a real
couple, as in intimate.

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00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:03,238
I mean, that'’s the rule.

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00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:04,065
Oh.

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00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:07,677
Do we by chance have

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any intimate couples
amongst us today?

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HARRY:
Do we?

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Well, well, well.

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I knew it!
[groans]

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[Cassie sighs]

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Okay.

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First. Pig.

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00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,867
Second.
You and Cassie together.

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I mean, this is
going to be gold.

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Forget it.

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Oh, come on, Ollie!

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For good cause.

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Think of the suffering
little children.

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You can'’t be serious.

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Look, the night is always
a little raunchy,

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but it'’s a lot of fun

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and it'’s for a good cause.

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[sighs] Talk about
coming out as a couple.

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That would really
be coming out.

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I think it'’s
kind of cool, isn'’t it?

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Really?

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Cassie, let'’s just
be a couple.

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A couple couple?

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00:09:57,074 --> 00:09:59,686
Yeah, like a couple couple.

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00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:04,647
You couldn'’t handle me
in a relationship.

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00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:08,042
Maybe not, but I like
to fail upward.

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00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:15,484
You feel your
thigh vibrating?

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00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:17,399
Yeah, I do.

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00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:18,966
I think it'’s your phone.

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00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:20,358
Oh.

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00:10:20,358 --> 00:10:23,187
[phone buzzing]

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00:10:23,187 --> 00:10:24,406
Yeah.

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00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:25,146
This is Oliver.

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00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:27,931
Ted, where are you?

250
00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:31,195
Okay, I'’ll be right there.

251
00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:39,769
[school bell rings]

252
00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:43,425
OLIVER: These are
prescription drugs.

253
00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:45,122
Yeah, all the same drug.

254
00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:46,428
"Just In Case."

255
00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:48,212
OLIVER:
Sorry?

256
00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:51,607
Just In Case.
It'’s emergency birth control.

257
00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:53,435
She'’s dealing
the Morning After pill.

258
00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:07,188
PHOEBE:
I'’ll talk to her.

259
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:14,761
[sighs]

260
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:17,067
You didn'’t quite
tell me everything.

261
00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,895
I don'’t even know you.[chuckles]

262
00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:20,723
Well, you might
get the chance to.

263
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:22,769
You need a
lawyer now, for real.

264
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,684
You'’re about
to be arrested.Arrested?!

265
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,120
You have a treasure trove of

266
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,425
prescription drugs
in your locker.

267
00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:28,775
They can easily make
Intent to Distribute.

268
00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:30,254
That'’s a felony, Jess.

269
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,911
The Morning After pill?

270
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:37,087
You want to tell me
what'’s going on?

271
00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:39,829
They'’re only prescription drugs
for girls 16 and under.

272
00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:41,701
If you'’re over 16,
which I am,

273
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:42,658
I can buy them
without a prescription.

274
00:11:42,658 --> 00:11:44,094
Which I did.

275
00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:46,140
Okay.

276
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,532
Why?

277
00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:51,841
You were selling them
to underage girls.

278
00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:53,887
At cost.
I don'’t make a profit.

279
00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:55,584
And you did
this because...?Because it'’s the only way

280
00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:56,846
for the girls to get them.

281
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:58,587
Unless they go to a clinic,

282
00:11:58,587 --> 00:12:00,415
or ask their parents,
which they'’re too afraid to do.

283
00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,682
Am I really in trouble?

284
00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:07,683
[sighs]

285
00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:10,512
A lot.

286
00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:15,865
You want me to do what?!

287
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:17,649
It'’s for a
really good cause:

288
00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:19,434
St. Jude'’s Children'’s Hospital.

289
00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:20,696
"Hottest Assistant"?

290
00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:22,132
You could win this, Chunhua.

291
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:23,568
I don'’t really
want to win it.

292
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:29,183
It'’s all in good fun.

293
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,315
So, what would I
have to do?

294
00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:34,492
Well, I guess you kind of
walk down a runway

295
00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,668
and look as hot as you can.

296
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:39,454
Which you can do.

297
00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:47,854
I felt about
"that" high, Harry.

298
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,769
Sorry to hear that.
Did she agree?

299
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:54,164
Uh-oh. You'’re about to
lecture me again.

300
00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:56,340
Okay, let'’s have it.

301
00:12:57,864 --> 00:13:00,344
You'’re the most
reasonable, logical,

302
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:02,259
fair person I know.

303
00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:03,478
Okay, this is bad.

304
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,262
Except when it comes
to your old firm.

305
00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:06,481
Then you just see red.

306
00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:09,963
Okay, you know what?

307
00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:11,921
And this is not
to be repeated--

308
00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:12,835
it'’s between you and me.

309
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:15,446
Okay.

310
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:18,667
I'’m tired of the way
people think about us.

311
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,669
We win our cases.

312
00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:22,976
We'’ve been a
success story at a time

313
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:25,021
when not many young
law firms make it.

314
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:27,850
Sanders and O'’Malley,
remember that?

315
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,765
On cover of American Lawyer.

316
00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:30,679
Where are they now?

317
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,550
Gone.

318
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:34,465
Melvoy, Titlebaum,
on the cover of

319
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,032
the Cincinnati Enquirer
Business Section.

320
00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:38,730
Flavor of the month.
Today, nada.

321
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:42,212
All these firms try to jump out
with mostly youth--

322
00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:44,649
hot young litigators,
pretty faces

323
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,782
trying grab the young demo.

324
00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:48,610
They come and they go.

325
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:51,482
Unlike the Law Offices
of Harriet Korn.

326
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:52,832
We just keep
plodding along.

327
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,703
You ever see us
on the cover of a magazine?

328
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,400
No.

329
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,795
Eh, we'’re not hot copy,
we'’re fuddy-duddy.

330
00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:01,666
Well, we'’re not fuddy-duddy.

331
00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:03,886
As a matter of fact,
we'’re far from it.

332
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:07,890
You, Ollie,
Cassie, Chunhua...

333
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,413
we'’re pretty good-looking.

334
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:11,676
By Cincinnati standards,
we'’re great-looking.

335
00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:13,026
And you know what else?

336
00:14:13,026 --> 00:14:15,419
I may be 60, I may be short,

337
00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:16,943
but I'’m damn hot.

338
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,858
I sizzle, in fact.

339
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,685
And I want to win
this competition.

340
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:23,688
Maybe the equivalent of a
lawyer'’s wet t-shirt contest--

341
00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:26,866
I don'’t care.

342
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,868
The Law Offices
of Harriet Korn:

343
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,739
we'’re sexy, we'’re hip.

344
00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:31,696
And we'’re hot.

345
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:39,095
CLERK:
Case number 62941,

346
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:41,271
The State of Ohio
v. Jessica Donner

347
00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:43,273
on a charge of
Possession with Intent

348
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:45,101
to Distribute
a Controlled Substance.

349
00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:46,755
Uh, good evening,
Your Honor.

350
00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:48,713
Oliver Richard appearing
for the defendant,

351
00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:50,106
along with Phoebe Blake.

352
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:52,848
The defendant
will waive reading.

353
00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:53,936
Would ask that my client be...

354
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:55,633
Wait a second.

355
00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:00,551
Aiding and Abetting
Statutory Rape?

356
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:01,944
OLIVER:
You kidding me?

357
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,685
Your client proffers
birth control pills

358
00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:05,643
to minors, counsel--
what for but to

359
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:07,776
facilitate them having
unlawful intercourse?

360
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,604
That count is dismissed,
Mr. Cruickshank.

361
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:11,127
Your Honor, we'’ve all heard
the expression:

362
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:12,955
"All it takes
for evil to succeed

363
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,783
is for good men to do nothing."

364
00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:16,654
Well, imagine how
evil would prosper

365
00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:19,831
if the good people of our
citizenry actually became active

366
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:24,010
in promoting sin, promoting, if
you will, underage copulation.

367
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:25,925
JUDGE BUCKLAND:
Yeah, that count is dismissed.

368
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,491
Your Honor, this guy
is a whack-job,

369
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:28,840
I request that he be removed.

370
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,669
I am not a whack-job,
Mr. Richard.

371
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:34,324
But I'’ll tell you this:
I am a sinner.

372
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:36,326
Which is why
I know first-hand

373
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:37,937
the corruptive
powers of enablers,

374
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,678
of which your
client is one.

375
00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:42,680
Dispersing birth control pills
that enable young girls,

376
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:45,031
minors, to have
illegal sexual relations...

377
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:47,163
All right, Mr. Cruickshank,

378
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,599
Now, the defendant
will be released

379
00:15:48,599 --> 00:15:50,862
on her own recognizance...Thank you, Your Honor.

380
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:53,865
I'’d also ask
for an immediate trial.I'’m sorry?

381
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,302
Well, it'’s pretty clear
what he plans to do.

382
00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:57,391
In the meantime,
Yale University will no doubt

383
00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,045
rescind its offer
of admission to my client.

384
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:02,309
I would like to get these
ridiculous charges dropped,

385
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:04,006
and end this nightmare
as soon as possible.

386
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,877
The prosecution stands
ready for trial, Your Honor.

387
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:07,531
And eager, it seems.

388
00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:09,446
We could begin right now,
if you'’d like.

389
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:12,145
Defense is ready.

390
00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:14,843
The defendant will be
processed out.

391
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,410
Next case.

392
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,629
You sure about this?

393
00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:20,631
The longer this hangs over her,
the more she gets hurt.

394
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:23,025
What is wrong with you?

395
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:25,854
Just doing my job,
Mr. Richard.

396
00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:28,074
How we doing?

397
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:31,947
My daughter has an
American Doll collection.

398
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:35,124
She'’s got one that
looks just like you.

399
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:37,387
Her name'’s
Julie Albright.

400
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:39,824
Julie'’s my favorite.

401
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:42,914
Sometimes I like to
cuddle with her myself.

402
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,618
Tell Adam Branch hello for me.
Would you do that?

403
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:07,200
Are you sure we shouldn'’t
just try to reach a plea?

404
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,071
We could do that,
but with any conviction,

405
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:10,942
Yale will likely
rescind its offer.

406
00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:13,771
Look, guys, this is a felony
conviction we'’re facing.

407
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:15,817
It comes with real prison time.

408
00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:17,906
I think we have to plea.

409
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:19,081
No. I want to fight.Honey...

410
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:19,864
No, Mom.

411
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:24,043
All right, let'’s just focus
on what we need to do.

412
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,915
We'’ve stipulated as to
the factual pleadings,

413
00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:29,048
so the entire proceeding will
pretty much be our defense.

414
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,484
Jess, we'’ll call you first.

415
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:31,789
Next, we'’ll bring up
one of your customers,

416
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:35,489
then a doctor, then rest.

417
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,839
JANE: And there'’s just no way
the D.A. can let this go?

418
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:40,102
Not this D.A.

419
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:42,583
Any D.A. but this one.

420
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:45,064
TOMMY: It'’s for kids
with cancer.

421
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,239
I realize that, Tommy.

422
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:47,805
I know all about
the Lockober event.

423
00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:49,938
I think it'’s a great cause
and a fantastic time.

424
00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:52,288
I go every year.But...?

425
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:54,725
But I don'’t want you entering
"Most Eligible Bachelor."

426
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,901
[chuckles]It sends the message
that you are

427
00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:59,121
eligible, which is both
false and hurtful.

428
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:00,862
Hurtful to me.

429
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:03,430
Amanda, Harry made a bet.

430
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:06,215
Well, she loses, then;
at least on this.

431
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:12,003
How would you like it
if I entered "Hottest Babe"?

432
00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:14,136
I'’d love it.

433
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:15,746
It'’s been my dream to

434
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:19,098
have the girl all the
other guys want to schtup.

435
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,795
That came out wrong.

436
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:24,842
Huh.

437
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:33,155
JESSICA: I never meant for
this to be my cause in life.

438
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,809
And what happened?

439
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:37,116
Well, I got angry,
I guess.

440
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,161
At who? What?

441
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,206
Well, to be honest...

442
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,772
Uh, Obama.

443
00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:43,948
The President.I mean, don'’t get me wrong,

444
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:45,124
I'’ll probably vote for him.

445
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,647
I turn 18 in October.

446
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:48,562
But... on this,

447
00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:49,954
on the issue of
birth control...?

448
00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:51,347
What did he do?

449
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,132
I won'’t be voting for him,
by the way,

450
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,657
but what did he do?

451
00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:58,441
not politics,
dictate certain policies.

452
00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,182
Here, his own scientists
determined that the

453
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,010
Morning After pill
is safe and effective

454
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:03,359
for women under
the age of 18,

455
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,013
without a prescription.

456
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:07,929
The FDA, in fact, approved
it for girls under 18.

457
00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,322
And then, whoosh, Health and
Human Services swoops in

458
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,367
and just overrides the FDA.

459
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,152
That'’s politics totally
trumping science,

460
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,979
and it pissed me off.

461
00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:17,112
And I guess it
gave me a purpose.

462
00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:18,940
OLIVER: Now, some people
refer to Just In Case

463
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,159
as the abortion pill.

464
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,030
And that'’s wrong.

465
00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:24,946
The abortion pill is called
RU-486; it'’s totally different.

466
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:27,383
The Morning After pill does not
abort a conceived pregnancy.

467
00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:29,211
It has no effect
on pregnancy.

468
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,734
It simply prevents one.

469
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:33,084
Conception doesn'’t
occur sometimes

470
00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:35,696
as late as a 120 hours
after intercourse.

471
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:38,873
Just In Case is the medication
to be taken in the interim.

472
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:42,529
Even so, it sounds like
a very important decision

473
00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:45,096
whether or not to
take such a medication.

474
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:47,403
An adult decision,
if you will.

475
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,710
Girls are often afraid to ask
their parents for prescriptions,

476
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,581
that'’s the very
reason the FDA

477
00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:53,235
authorized
the sale to minors.

478
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:55,542
Yes, and perhaps
when you get older

479
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,718
and have a family
of your own, Ms. Donner,

480
00:19:57,718 --> 00:19:58,849
you'’ll feel
differently about

481
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,199
allowing the government
to dictate

482
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,505
how we parent
our children.
Objection.

483
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,072
Let'’s leave
our personal politics

484
00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:05,334
out of this,
Mr. Cruickshank.

485
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:06,292
Your Honor, I only seek
to cross-examine

486
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:09,904
the witness on her politics.

487
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:11,166
that'’s why we'’re here.

488
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,428
Am I right?

489
00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:23,004
Ms. Donner, you endeavor
to substitute

490
00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:26,529
your judgment for that
of the Commander-in-Chief.

491
00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:28,575
Probably not,
otherwise we'’d never get

492
00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:30,403
our 17-year-olds to
fight our illegal wars.

493
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:34,450
Well, I see you have it in
for all the presidents.

494
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:37,279
Although, I must say,

495
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:40,195
I do admire a young lady who
fights for what she believes in.

496
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:43,154
And in this case, you decided
to distribute the drugs

497
00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:45,113
to underage girls, knowing
full well that your actions

498
00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:46,114
were against the law.

499
00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:47,463
Didn'’t you, Ms. Donner?

500
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,250
Yes.

501
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,382
I guess we'’d have
a better country

502
00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:55,819
if we all just started breaking
the laws we don'’t agree with.

503
00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:57,256
You concur, Ms. Donner?

504
00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:05,089
He'’s good, Cruickshank.

505
00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:06,961
Weird, but good.

506
00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:09,268
You know, it'’s funny,
in my day,

507
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:12,227
in most states, you had to be
married just to get on the pill.

508
00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:15,361
Now, everybody'’s having sex
except for the married folks.

509
00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:17,014
And he'’s back.

510
00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:20,235
Unlike you, Harry, I just
can'’t get comfortable

511
00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:23,064
taking advantage of people in
the throes of a mental lapse.

512
00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:26,110
If you want out of the bet,
I'’ll let you out.

513
00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:27,808
I don'’t want out.
My firm is going to win.

514
00:21:27,808 --> 00:21:30,941
Harry, we have 180
lawyers at my firm.

515
00:21:30,941 --> 00:21:32,987
You know the misogynists
who work in corporate;

516
00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:34,815
they hire on looks alone.

517
00:21:34,815 --> 00:21:36,120
You know what'’s sexy, Sam?

518
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:38,819
Character. Intelligence.

519
00:21:38,819 --> 00:21:40,473
Compassion.

520
00:21:40,473 --> 00:21:41,996
My people ooze all that.

521
00:21:41,996 --> 00:21:44,738
While your people just ooze.

522
00:21:44,738 --> 00:21:47,393
We'’re gonna kick your
silicone-injected asses.

523
00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:49,264
[chuckling]:
Wow.

524
00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:51,527
Sounds almost like you'’d be
willing to go double-or-nothing.

525
00:21:51,527 --> 00:21:52,876
Double it is.

526
00:21:52,876 --> 00:21:55,488
Well, I guess
I have no choice

527
00:21:55,488 --> 00:21:57,490
but to try to save face, then.

528
00:21:57,490 --> 00:21:59,448
See you at the ball,
Cinderella.

529
00:22:02,973 --> 00:22:04,410
He just played me, didn'’t he?

530
00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:05,541
Like a piano.

531
00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:08,239
How much is it, Harry?

532
00:22:10,067 --> 00:22:11,330
Mm...

533
00:22:13,723 --> 00:22:17,118
[groans]
Somewhere around...

534
00:22:17,118 --> 00:22:19,294
$3.1 million.

535
00:22:34,222 --> 00:22:36,616
So, how is it you'’re here
today, Madison?

536
00:22:36,616 --> 00:22:39,009
Well, you want
the whole story?

537
00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:43,318
I know it'’s embarrassing,
but if you wouldn'’t mind.

538
00:22:43,318 --> 00:22:48,454
Well... my boyfriend
and I had sex,

539
00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:49,672
and his condom ripped.

540
00:22:51,892 --> 00:22:54,938
We had never really planned
to have sex.

541
00:22:54,938 --> 00:22:56,549
At least, I didn'’t.

542
00:22:56,549 --> 00:22:58,333
And he said he didn'’t either,

543
00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,857
but he did, somehow,
have a condom in his pocket.

544
00:23:02,772 --> 00:23:04,208
PHOEBE: And not a very good
condom, I gather.

545
00:23:04,208 --> 00:23:07,473
Well, I'’m not an expert,
but it did rip.

546
00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:09,213
I was freaked.

547
00:23:09,213 --> 00:23:11,651
If I got pregnant at 15...

548
00:23:11,651 --> 00:23:13,435
PHOEBE:
So what did you do?

549
00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:16,960
Well, I'’d heard
that Jessica--

550
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,875
I didn'’t know her--

551
00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:21,487
I heard that you could get
the morning-after pill from her.

552
00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:24,185
Which was my only option
without a prescription.

553
00:23:24,185 --> 00:23:26,448
And why not just get
a prescription?

554
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:27,841
I'’d need my parents'’ permission.

555
00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:30,321
And if I went to them,
they'’d kill me.

556
00:23:30,321 --> 00:23:32,672
Seriously,
why not just go to them?

557
00:23:32,672 --> 00:23:34,804
Seriously, they'’d kill me.

558
00:23:34,804 --> 00:23:37,590
So I went to Jessica.

559
00:23:37,590 --> 00:23:40,244
Her.

560
00:23:40,244 --> 00:23:42,899
And she sold me the pill.

561
00:23:42,899 --> 00:23:46,207
Well, you seem like a remarkably
loyal friend, I must say.

562
00:23:46,207 --> 00:23:47,600
I'’m not her friend.

563
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:48,688
Oh, right.

564
00:23:48,688 --> 00:23:50,472
Just a customer.

565
00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:55,434
I should have said,
"loyal customer."

566
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,740
Did Ms. Donner ask you
if you had a prescription?

567
00:23:57,740 --> 00:23:59,699
No, she didn'’t.

568
00:23:59,699 --> 00:24:01,657
I see. And have you ever
taken this drug before?

569
00:24:01,657 --> 00:24:03,180
No.

570
00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:05,139
And you'’re sure it wasn'’t
something else?

571
00:24:05,139 --> 00:24:09,056
I mean, you did buy it out
of a locker, not a pharmacy.

572
00:24:09,056 --> 00:24:11,188
It said "Just In Case"
right on the package.

573
00:24:11,188 --> 00:24:13,974
I see. And if I gave you
a candy bar

574
00:24:13,974 --> 00:24:16,411
with "Snickers" printed on the
label, you'’d just eat it?

575
00:24:16,411 --> 00:24:18,065
Objection: this case is
not about

576
00:24:18,065 --> 00:24:19,545
Mr. Cruickshank'’s proclivity
for offering

577
00:24:19,545 --> 00:24:21,372
candy bars to underage girls.

578
00:24:21,372 --> 00:24:23,374
Let'’s just move it along.

579
00:24:23,374 --> 00:24:27,248
Did the defendant give you any
special instructions

580
00:24:27,248 --> 00:24:28,292
with respect to this drug?

581
00:24:28,292 --> 00:24:30,556
Instructions? It was a pill.

582
00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:34,429
Well, for example, did she warn
you about side effects?

583
00:24:34,429 --> 00:24:37,519
Did she inquire as to other
medications that you were on?

584
00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:39,695
Did you discuss possible
drug interactions?

585
00:24:39,695 --> 00:24:42,002
No.
I see.

586
00:24:42,002 --> 00:24:44,874
Just "Thank you for the
money. Here'’s your pill."

587
00:24:44,874 --> 00:24:46,702
Objection.Sustained.

588
00:24:46,702 --> 00:24:51,185
It must'’ve been
some comfort to know

589
00:24:51,185 --> 00:24:53,579
Was it of some comfort, Madison?

590
00:24:53,579 --> 00:24:56,277
I don'’t know. I guess.

591
00:24:56,277 --> 00:25:00,760
Yeah, in fact, if you hadn'’t had
a condom at all,

592
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,588
good to know you had this supply

593
00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:04,372
of morning-after pills
available, right?

594
00:25:04,372 --> 00:25:07,462
Makes it easier for underage
girls at your school

595
00:25:07,462 --> 00:25:09,116
to have sex, I suppose.Objection!

596
00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:12,336
Sorry. It seems I hit
a nerve back there.

597
00:25:14,948 --> 00:25:17,037
I believe I have
nothing further.

598
00:25:22,782 --> 00:25:24,131
Tommy, I need you.

599
00:25:24,131 --> 00:25:26,220
Harry, she'’s got
my balls in a lockbox.

600
00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:27,787
I don'’t care.
You got a

601
00:25:27,787 --> 00:25:29,310
real shot at medaling in
the over-50 division.

602
00:25:29,310 --> 00:25:31,791
If I could just get a
third-place finish out of you.

603
00:25:31,791 --> 00:25:35,229
I need those points.

604
00:25:35,229 --> 00:25:37,100
Relationships are about
compromise.

605
00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:39,407
You'’ll enter in the "Most
Eligible Over-50" division.

606
00:25:39,407 --> 00:25:41,148
Case closed.
What about Chunhua, is she in?

607
00:25:41,148 --> 00:25:42,889
Very grudgingly.

608
00:25:42,889 --> 00:25:44,325
And I am

609
00:25:44,325 --> 00:25:45,805
totally willing to take one
for the team.

610
00:25:45,805 --> 00:25:47,371
And from the team, so I hear.

611
00:25:48,851 --> 00:25:51,637
Ah, Cassie, good.
Listen, I don'’t want you

612
00:25:51,637 --> 00:25:57,251
to take this
in a sexist

613
00:25:57,251 --> 00:25:59,166
You'’ve got nice ones,
long ones.

614
00:25:59,166 --> 00:26:01,342
I expect you to use every inch.

615
00:26:03,126 --> 00:26:04,214
She'’s lost her mind.

616
00:26:04,214 --> 00:26:06,782
Totally.

617
00:26:06,782 --> 00:26:09,219
And she'’s risked
losing the firm.

618
00:26:09,219 --> 00:26:11,700
She doubled the bet
with Berman.

619
00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:13,789
We'’re on the hook for
out-of-pocket now.

620
00:26:13,789 --> 00:26:14,921
She'’s out of control.

621
00:26:23,364 --> 00:26:25,758
It'’s called
"Just In Case."

622
00:26:25,758 --> 00:26:27,368
It couldn'’t be easier,
it'’s one step.

623
00:26:27,368 --> 00:26:28,804
You swallow it.

624
00:26:28,804 --> 00:26:31,372
Is that important, Doctor?

625
00:26:31,372 --> 00:26:33,853
It'’s important because the
reason stated by the government

626
00:26:33,853 --> 00:26:36,116
to prevent its marketing
to underage women

627
00:26:36,116 --> 00:26:39,380
was that it'’s too complicated
for teens to use.

628
00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:40,773
You seem a little perturbed.

629
00:26:40,773 --> 00:26:43,863
It comes in a little pack
with directions.

630
00:26:43,863 --> 00:26:47,736
It'’s a pill.

631
00:26:47,736 --> 00:26:50,304
The morning-after pill
has no effect

632
00:26:50,304 --> 00:26:51,958
on established pregnancies.

633
00:26:51,958 --> 00:26:53,220
It'’s basically a higher dose
of hormones

634
00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:54,264
that prevents ovulation.

635
00:26:54,264 --> 00:26:55,701
What about safety?

636
00:26:55,701 --> 00:27:01,054
It'’s certainly safer
than pregnancy.

637
00:27:01,054 --> 00:27:03,230
including ibuprofen,
antihistamines,

638
00:27:03,230 --> 00:27:05,101
certain cough medicines.

639
00:27:05,101 --> 00:27:07,190
Your Honor, this discussion
isn'’t about whether

640
00:27:07,190 --> 00:27:09,018
the drug should be
available to minors

641
00:27:09,018 --> 00:27:10,019
with a prescription.

642
00:27:10,019 --> 00:27:11,847
Under the law,
it isn'’t.

643
00:27:11,847 --> 00:27:13,240
The only issue before this

644
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,372
court is did the defendant
commit a crime.

645
00:27:15,372 --> 00:27:17,723
The doctor'’s own policy views
are irrelevant.

646
00:27:17,723 --> 00:27:19,463
Objection is sustained.

647
00:27:19,463 --> 00:27:21,204
May I respond to that?Briefly.

648
00:27:21,204 --> 00:27:22,597
The point I'’m
trying to make:

649
00:27:22,597 --> 00:27:24,817
scientific experts,
including OB/GYNs

650
00:27:24,817 --> 00:27:26,732
and pediatricians, reviewed

651
00:27:26,732 --> 00:27:28,864
the morning-after pill
and agreed

652
00:27:28,864 --> 00:27:30,431
that it met
the regulatory standard

653
00:27:30,431 --> 00:27:31,345
for a non-prescription drug.

654
00:27:31,345 --> 00:27:34,043
The FDA concluded the same

655
00:27:34,043 --> 00:27:36,089
and approved it for all women
of childbearing potential.

656
00:27:36,089 --> 00:27:38,744
This was the
right call.

657
00:27:38,744 --> 00:27:40,441
And the administration
overruled it,

658
00:27:40,441 --> 00:27:43,792
in all likelihood
because it'’s an election year.

659
00:27:43,792 --> 00:27:46,447
We all certainly appreciate
your input.

660
00:27:46,447 --> 00:27:49,015
Tell me, Doctor,
is it legal for a minor

661
00:27:49,015 --> 00:27:51,931
under the age of 17
to purchase "Just In Case"

662
00:27:51,931 --> 00:27:53,019
without a prescription?

663
00:27:53,019 --> 00:27:54,455
No.

664
00:27:54,455 --> 00:27:57,153
Is it legal for someone
17 or older

665
00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:59,895
to purchase "Just In Case,"
and then give it to a minor?

666
00:27:59,895 --> 00:28:01,767
No.

667
00:28:01,767 --> 00:28:03,029
Thank you.

668
00:28:12,908 --> 00:28:14,910
PHOEBE: He won'’t budge
on the felony conviction.

669
00:28:14,910 --> 00:28:16,477
He did intimate he'’d wiggle
with sentencing, but...

670
00:28:16,477 --> 00:28:17,913
Well, look, if he'’ll
go easy on sentencing,

671
00:28:17,913 --> 00:28:21,743
that'’s half the battle.

672
00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:23,266
She'’ll kiss Yale good-bye.

673
00:28:23,266 --> 00:28:26,139
If you don'’t have a deal,

674
00:28:26,139 --> 00:28:29,882
I think we need to keep going
forward, keep negotiating.

675
00:28:29,882 --> 00:28:31,013
Can I have a sec?

676
00:28:31,013 --> 00:28:32,145
Oh, get over
yourself.

677
00:28:32,145 --> 00:28:33,320
I need him to medal.

678
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,409
You cannot just order someone

679
00:28:35,409 --> 00:28:36,889
to objectify himself
in front of...

680
00:28:36,889 --> 00:28:38,151
Yes, I can.

681
00:28:38,151 --> 00:28:39,587
I'’m the boss.

682
00:28:39,587 --> 00:28:42,242
God, people need to lighten up
around here.

683
00:28:44,418 --> 00:28:46,855
Not me. I'’m already light.

684
00:28:57,474 --> 00:29:00,347
The facts of this case
couldn'’t be simpler.

685
00:29:00,347 --> 00:29:04,046
Jessica Donner sold
and distributed

686
00:29:04,046 --> 00:29:06,266
a regulated medication
to underage minors.

687
00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:08,485
We call that trafficking.

688
00:29:08,485 --> 00:29:10,531
It'’s the same as though
she were 21,

689
00:29:10,531 --> 00:29:13,273
went out, bought some beer,
and then sold it to teenagers.

690
00:29:13,273 --> 00:29:15,971
Or cocaine.

691
00:29:15,971 --> 00:29:21,847
We all saw Madison Tanaka on the
stand-- so young, so vulnerable.

692
00:29:21,847 --> 00:29:24,284
Jessica Donner is not a doctor.

693
00:29:24,284 --> 00:29:26,416
She was effectively
treating this young person,

694
00:29:26,416 --> 00:29:28,418
prescribing medication.

695
00:29:28,418 --> 00:29:32,161
The defendant is hardly educated
enough to counsel

696
00:29:32,161 --> 00:29:35,512
or to diagnose-- she'’s not in
any position to understand

697
00:29:35,512 --> 00:29:38,037
the intricacies
of drug interaction.

698
00:29:38,037 --> 00:29:40,343
She'’s been poisoning
these young girls

699
00:29:40,343 --> 00:29:43,738
with a high dose of hormones.

700
00:29:43,738 --> 00:29:46,132
I suppose
some of you are parents.

701
00:29:47,698 --> 00:29:49,875
I realize...

702
00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:52,225
it seems like anything goes
these days.

703
00:29:52,225 --> 00:29:55,663
The most popular television show
on MTV is

704
00:29:55,663 --> 00:29:59,841
the Jersey Shore,which flaunts
sex, with drunken jezebels

705
00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:03,236
"smushing" any "juicehead"
that stumbles past.

706
00:30:03,236 --> 00:30:07,066
And who watches MTV?
Teenagers.

707
00:30:07,066 --> 00:30:09,024
Our youth.

708
00:30:09,024 --> 00:30:11,418
Of course kids want
to have sex.

709
00:30:11,418 --> 00:30:13,246
By God, they probably
feel they'’re expected to.

710
00:30:13,246 --> 00:30:18,164
And children are now sexually
active; I get that.

711
00:30:18,164 --> 00:30:20,340
It'’s a bit frightening
for all of us.

712
00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:25,519
Them, too, I suppose.

713
00:30:25,519 --> 00:30:28,696
that instead of turning
to their parents or physicians

714
00:30:28,696 --> 00:30:31,568
for emotional and medical
counseling

715
00:30:31,568 --> 00:30:35,616
during this
very dangerous threshold...

716
00:30:35,616 --> 00:30:38,706
they rather seek out other
teenagers.

717
00:30:40,621 --> 00:30:44,755
And when these
14- and 15-year-old girls--

718
00:30:44,755 --> 00:30:47,062
sometimes 13-year-old girls--

719
00:30:47,062 --> 00:30:51,545
when they do decide "Hey, let'’s
have a go at this sex thing,"

720
00:30:51,545 --> 00:30:56,158
and they go looking
for a little advice...

721
00:30:56,158 --> 00:30:59,118
older enablers like Jessica
Donner are right there

722
00:30:59,118 --> 00:31:00,597
waiting for them,

723
00:31:00,597 --> 00:31:04,297
ready and willing
to sell them a drug.

724
00:31:06,081 --> 00:31:08,954
Wow.

725
00:31:08,954 --> 00:31:11,304
Almost.

726
00:31:11,304 --> 00:31:16,309
Kids growing up--
it'’s a scary thing, period.

727
00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:18,485
One day they'’re playing
with dolls,

728
00:31:18,485 --> 00:31:21,270
and the next...

729
00:31:21,270 --> 00:31:24,926
Whether it'’s driving a car,
going to high school parties,

730
00:31:24,926 --> 00:31:26,667
engaging in risky behavior,

731
00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:29,452
there is nothing more terrifying
to any parent

732
00:31:29,452 --> 00:31:32,194
than watching their child
navigate through the teen years.

733
00:31:32,194 --> 00:31:35,328
And it would be nice if the
adults could be there every step

734
00:31:35,328 --> 00:31:37,460
of the way to help guide them.

735
00:31:37,460 --> 00:31:41,203
We'’re not. Not by a long shot.

736
00:31:41,203 --> 00:31:45,338
Madison and Jessica, the two
young ladies you heard from,

737
00:31:45,338 --> 00:31:47,775
their school teaches
abstinence only.

738
00:31:47,775 --> 00:31:50,821
They'’re not even
educated on condoms.

739
00:31:50,821 --> 00:31:53,215
This.

740
00:31:53,215 --> 00:31:56,871
The idea of this finding its
way into our school system...

741
00:31:56,871 --> 00:31:59,787
many adults find that idea
repulsive.

742
00:31:59,787 --> 00:32:03,530
Perhaps the most important piece
of health advice one can give

743
00:32:03,530 --> 00:32:06,707
his or her teenage child:
the condom.

744
00:32:06,707 --> 00:32:11,320
We do our best as a society
to keep it secret.

745
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:14,628
Icky. Turn on the
television, just try watching

746
00:32:14,628 --> 00:32:16,935
for an hour or two without
seeing an ad

747
00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:18,588
for erectile dysfunction.

748
00:32:18,588 --> 00:32:20,460
How to perform better?

749
00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:22,201
Sure.

750
00:32:22,201 --> 00:32:23,376
How to be safe?

751
00:32:23,376 --> 00:32:25,117
Uh-uh.

752
00:32:25,117 --> 00:32:26,945
Our government
won'’t stand for that.

753
00:32:29,556 --> 00:32:33,038
Guys, what are we doing?

754
00:32:33,038 --> 00:32:35,127
Teenagers are having sex.

755
00:32:35,127 --> 00:32:36,737
We want them to be safe.

756
00:32:36,737 --> 00:32:39,044
We want to deter
unwanted teenage pregnancies.

757
00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:40,741
The doctors, the scientists--

758
00:32:40,741 --> 00:32:42,612
medical and social alike--
the FDA,

759
00:32:42,612 --> 00:32:44,223
they'’ve all said, "Hey,

760
00:32:44,223 --> 00:32:45,485
"let'’s make
the morning-after pill

761
00:32:45,485 --> 00:32:47,008
"available over the counter

762
00:32:47,008 --> 00:32:49,271
to all women
of child-bearing years."

763
00:32:51,186 --> 00:32:52,796
Our administration maintains

764
00:32:52,796 --> 00:32:54,885
it will never let politics
trump science.

765
00:32:56,365 --> 00:32:59,151
This is silly.

766
00:32:59,151 --> 00:33:03,198
A straight-A student,
bound for Yale.

767
00:33:03,198 --> 00:33:07,420
He wants to keep her from Yale
and put her in prison.

768
00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:09,378
This is silly.

769
00:33:29,572 --> 00:33:32,053
[upbeat music playing,
shouting and clapping]

770
00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:34,099
EMCEE:
Let'’s keep this party rolling

771
00:33:34,099 --> 00:33:35,578
with this next
tall drink of water,

772
00:33:35,578 --> 00:33:38,668
Cincinnati'’s own Liz Colt!

773
00:33:38,668 --> 00:33:41,062
♪ Let'’s ride to the liquor store
around the corner ♪

774
00:33:41,062 --> 00:33:43,412
♪ The boys say they want
some gin and juice ♪

775
00:33:43,412 --> 00:33:45,458
♪ But I really don'’t want a ♪

776
00:33:45,458 --> 00:33:47,590
♪ Beer bust
like I had last week ♪

777
00:33:47,590 --> 00:33:50,419
♪ I must stay deep
because talk is cheap ♪

778
00:33:50,419 --> 00:33:53,553
♪ I like Angela, Pamela,
Sandra and Rita ♪

779
00:33:53,553 --> 00:33:56,164
♪ And as I continue you know
they are getting sweeter... ♪

780
00:33:56,164 --> 00:33:58,471
[song continues]

781
00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:02,997
Okay.

782
00:34:02,997 --> 00:34:06,479
I need each of you
to smile and put out.

783
00:34:06,479 --> 00:34:07,784
I know you'’ll be a trooper.

784
00:34:07,784 --> 00:34:09,569
Chunhua.

785
00:34:09,569 --> 00:34:11,484
You ready?
All set.

786
00:34:11,484 --> 00:34:13,703
Burn the house down!

787
00:34:15,531 --> 00:34:17,359
[raucous cheering]

788
00:34:17,359 --> 00:34:19,753
♪ A little bit of Jessica,
here I am... ♪

789
00:34:19,753 --> 00:34:21,363
Hey.

790
00:34:21,363 --> 00:34:23,104
Hey.

791
00:34:23,104 --> 00:34:24,975
Not competing
tonight?

792
00:34:24,975 --> 00:34:26,586
Harry doesn'’t think
I'’m hot enough.

793
00:34:26,586 --> 00:34:27,761
The question is:

794
00:34:27,761 --> 00:34:29,371
why aren'’t
you entering?

795
00:34:29,371 --> 00:34:31,373
I did that last year.

796
00:34:31,373 --> 00:34:33,288
Been there.

797
00:34:33,288 --> 00:34:34,550
You won, didn'’t you?

798
00:34:34,550 --> 00:34:35,899
I did.

799
00:34:37,205 --> 00:34:39,468
How many years have you won?

800
00:34:39,468 --> 00:34:40,774
Three.

801
00:34:40,774 --> 00:34:42,689
In a row?

802
00:34:42,689 --> 00:34:45,257
It'’s Cincinnati.

803
00:34:45,257 --> 00:34:46,475
Okay, when our people
come out here,

804
00:34:46,475 --> 00:34:47,563
scream for all
you'’re worth.

805
00:34:47,563 --> 00:34:49,609
Popularity is contagious.

806
00:34:49,609 --> 00:34:51,437
Hey, Gwynnie.[cell phone ringing]

807
00:34:51,437 --> 00:34:52,916
Hello?

808
00:34:52,916 --> 00:34:55,267
[cheering, applause
and whistling]

809
00:34:55,267 --> 00:34:57,617
Can you scream it?
I'’m in a loud place.

810
00:34:57,617 --> 00:34:59,706
Now?

811
00:35:01,751 --> 00:35:04,145
Harry, jury is back.

812
00:35:04,145 --> 00:35:05,407
Tell Ollie I'’ve got it covered.

813
00:35:05,407 --> 00:35:07,148
You sure?
Harry.

814
00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:08,236
The competition.

815
00:35:10,499 --> 00:35:12,588
I'’m starting to like that kid.

816
00:35:12,588 --> 00:35:13,676
Here comes Chunhua.

817
00:35:13,676 --> 00:35:16,636
Yeah!

818
00:35:16,636 --> 00:35:18,028
[airhorn blaring]EMCEE: ...take a gander
at Chunhua Lao!

819
00:35:23,033 --> 00:35:25,775
She'’s good, Adam.Yeah, she is.

820
00:35:25,775 --> 00:35:27,821
EMCEE: A newcomer hailing from
the Law Offices of Harry Korn,

821
00:35:27,821 --> 00:35:31,346
this "Hot Assistant" can examine
my briefs anytime.

822
00:35:31,346 --> 00:35:33,305
HARRY:
Go, Chunhua!

823
00:35:33,305 --> 00:35:34,871
[airhorn honks]

824
00:35:36,830 --> 00:35:38,005
[cheering]

825
00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:40,355
HARRY:
Aw, yeah!

826
00:35:40,355 --> 00:35:41,530
Aw, yeah!

827
00:35:41,530 --> 00:35:42,792
That'’s what I'’m talking about!

828
00:35:42,792 --> 00:35:45,273
[airhorn blaring]

829
00:35:45,273 --> 00:35:48,058
[sultry music playing]

830
00:35:51,540 --> 00:35:53,281
[cheering]

831
00:35:53,281 --> 00:35:55,196
Yeah!

832
00:35:55,196 --> 00:35:57,546
Law Offices of Harriet Korn!

833
00:35:57,546 --> 00:35:58,634
We'’re hot!

834
00:35:58,634 --> 00:36:01,159
I rest my case!

835
00:36:05,815 --> 00:36:06,903
Where'’s Oliver?

836
00:36:06,903 --> 00:36:08,470
Oh, he'’s a
bit tied up.

837
00:36:08,470 --> 00:36:10,080
We'’re good.

838
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,735
What does it mean that they
already have a verdict?

839
00:36:12,735 --> 00:36:14,737
It could mean
anything, Mr. Donner.

840
00:36:14,737 --> 00:36:15,869
There'’s no way
of really telling.

841
00:36:15,869 --> 00:36:17,566
I just spoke
to the clerk,

842
00:36:17,566 --> 00:36:19,655
and the jury should be
coming in, in ten.

843
00:36:19,655 --> 00:36:21,701
Oh, my God.Hey.

844
00:36:21,701 --> 00:36:23,398
Positive thoughts, okay?

845
00:36:23,398 --> 00:36:25,444
Think win.

846
00:36:25,444 --> 00:36:28,708
♪ A little bit of Rita
is all I need ♪

847
00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:31,450
♪ A little bit
of Tina is what I see ♪

848
00:36:31,450 --> 00:36:34,540
♪ A little bit of Sandra
in the sun ♪

849
00:36:34,540 --> 00:36:36,890
♪ A little bit of Mary
all night long ♪

850
00:36:36,890 --> 00:36:39,849
♪ A little bit of Jessica,
here I am ♪

851
00:36:39,849 --> 00:36:41,677
♪ A little bit of you
makes me your man... ♪

852
00:36:41,677 --> 00:36:43,418
If we don'’t win...

853
00:36:43,418 --> 00:36:46,334
Some of these people
are kind of attractive, Harry.

854
00:36:46,334 --> 00:36:48,597
Don'’t say that.

855
00:36:48,597 --> 00:36:52,558
Nobody'’s had anything
on Chunhua so far.

856
00:36:52,558 --> 00:36:53,950
Oh, there he is.

857
00:36:53,950 --> 00:36:56,605
Looking so, so cocky.

858
00:37:01,349 --> 00:37:04,134
[cheering and applause]

859
00:37:04,134 --> 00:37:06,441
CASSIE:
We got this, guys.

860
00:37:06,441 --> 00:37:08,138
Okay. Simon Jones is next.

861
00:37:08,138 --> 00:37:09,531
Tommy Jefferson
in three.

862
00:37:11,794 --> 00:37:12,926
Bring it home, Tommy.

863
00:37:12,926 --> 00:37:14,536
We need this one.

864
00:37:14,536 --> 00:37:16,625
Don'’t worry about me.
I'’m ready.

865
00:37:16,625 --> 00:37:18,627
Tommy, three,
two, one.

866
00:37:18,627 --> 00:37:20,238
Go, Tommy!

867
00:37:21,761 --> 00:37:23,763
Hot!

868
00:37:23,763 --> 00:37:25,286
That'’s hot!

869
00:37:25,286 --> 00:37:26,809
[airhorn blaring]

870
00:37:26,809 --> 00:37:28,811
♪ You'’ve got the moneymaker ♪

871
00:37:28,811 --> 00:37:31,161
Oh, money! Nothing hotter!

872
00:37:31,161 --> 00:37:33,425
♪ You'’ve got the moneymaker ♪

873
00:37:33,425 --> 00:37:35,122
What the hell
is he doing?

874
00:37:35,122 --> 00:37:36,993
♪ This is your chance
to make it ♪

875
00:37:36,993 --> 00:37:40,301
♪ Out, out, out ♪

876
00:37:40,301 --> 00:37:41,650
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

877
00:37:41,650 --> 00:37:43,609
Oh, whoa!
The man'’s loaded!

878
00:37:43,609 --> 00:37:47,482
♪ You'’ll get out, out, out,
oh, yeah ♪

879
00:37:47,482 --> 00:37:49,049
Oh, my God.
What a teaser.

880
00:37:49,049 --> 00:37:50,355
♪ You'’ve got the moneymaker ♪

881
00:37:50,355 --> 00:37:53,140
♪ They showed the money to you ♪

882
00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:54,794
What you gonna do now, baby?

883
00:37:56,186 --> 00:37:58,450
Credit cards!
Lots of credit cards!

884
00:37:58,450 --> 00:37:59,277
That'’s hot!

885
00:38:00,887 --> 00:38:02,976
[yells]

886
00:38:02,976 --> 00:38:06,458
♪ You'’ll get out, out, out ♪

887
00:38:06,458 --> 00:38:08,198
♪ Oh, yeah. ♪Tommy, that'’s hot!

888
00:38:10,549 --> 00:38:11,811
Yeah!

889
00:38:16,859 --> 00:38:19,035
My God!

890
00:38:19,035 --> 00:38:21,124
[song ends]Oh, my God.

891
00:38:21,124 --> 00:38:22,517
EMCEE:
Don'’t let this next contestant'’s

892
00:38:22,517 --> 00:38:23,518
buttoned-up attire fool ya...

893
00:38:23,518 --> 00:38:24,389
[upbeat song begins]

894
00:38:24,389 --> 00:38:29,872
...the way I hear it,

895
00:38:29,872 --> 00:38:30,612
Oh, I can'’t look.

896
00:38:30,612 --> 00:38:33,572
♪ ♪

897
00:38:39,969 --> 00:38:42,015
ADAM:
Easy, girl. Oh, mother...

898
00:38:44,844 --> 00:38:45,671
Is it over?

899
00:38:50,545 --> 00:38:51,894
[cheering]

900
00:38:51,894 --> 00:38:53,156
Oh, mother.

901
00:38:55,681 --> 00:38:57,378
Madam Forewoman, has the jury
reached a unanimous verdict?

902
00:38:57,378 --> 00:38:59,206
We have, Your Honor.What say you?

903
00:38:59,206 --> 00:39:03,079
In the matter of The State
of Ohio v. Jessica Donner,

904
00:39:03,079 --> 00:39:04,733
on the charge
of possession

905
00:39:04,733 --> 00:39:07,736
with intent to distribute
a controlled substance,

906
00:39:07,736 --> 00:39:10,652
we find the defendant,
Jessica Donner,

907
00:39:10,652 --> 00:39:11,958
not guilty.

908
00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:13,916
Oh, my God.Oh! Okay.

909
00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:15,353
Okay.Thank you so much.

910
00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:16,832
I don'’t know how
to thank you.

911
00:39:16,832 --> 00:39:18,617
The half nelson is good.

912
00:39:18,617 --> 00:39:20,749
[laughter]

913
00:39:22,055 --> 00:39:23,796
Where'’s Ollie?

914
00:39:23,796 --> 00:39:25,711
Well...

915
00:39:25,711 --> 00:39:28,540
[R&B intro begins]

916
00:39:28,540 --> 00:39:29,715
Okay.

917
00:39:29,715 --> 00:39:30,933
Let'’s kill this thing,
shall we?

918
00:39:30,933 --> 00:39:32,587
Can you dance at all?

919
00:39:32,587 --> 00:39:33,980
Can I what?

920
00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:36,635
Just follow me.

921
00:39:36,635 --> 00:39:37,592
EMCEE: ...Cassie Reynolds
and Ollie Richard.

922
00:39:37,592 --> 00:39:40,116
♪ I ♪

923
00:39:40,116 --> 00:39:43,598
♪ I'’m so in love with you ♪

924
00:39:43,598 --> 00:39:45,295
[cheering and applause]

925
00:39:45,295 --> 00:39:48,168
♪ Whatever you want to do ♪

926
00:39:50,605 --> 00:39:55,784
♪ Is all right with me ♪

927
00:39:55,784 --> 00:39:59,962
♪ You make me feel ♪

928
00:39:59,962 --> 00:40:03,488
♪ So brand-new ♪

929
00:40:06,142 --> 00:40:08,710
♪ And I want to spend... ♪

930
00:40:08,710 --> 00:40:11,060
[cheering]

931
00:40:11,060 --> 00:40:12,758
Now, that is hot.

932
00:40:12,758 --> 00:40:14,760
No kidding.

933
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:19,373
♪ Oh, let'’s... ♪

934
00:40:19,373 --> 00:40:22,028
♪ Let'’s stay together ♪

935
00:40:22,028 --> 00:40:23,856
[cheering and applause]

936
00:40:23,856 --> 00:40:27,033
♪ Loving you whether ♪

937
00:40:27,033 --> 00:40:28,469
♪ Whether ♪

938
00:40:28,469 --> 00:40:32,125
♪ Times are good or bad ♪

939
00:40:32,125 --> 00:40:33,953
♪ Happy or sad... ♪

940
00:40:33,953 --> 00:40:36,608
EMCEE:
Medaling in an unprecedented

941
00:40:36,608 --> 00:40:39,349
three categories,
including a first

942
00:40:39,349 --> 00:40:41,395
in "Hottest Assistant,"
a second

943
00:40:41,395 --> 00:40:44,354
in "Most Eligible Bachelor
Over 50"

944
00:40:44,354 --> 00:40:46,139
and another first
in "Hottest Couple,"

945
00:40:46,139 --> 00:40:49,229
the winner and new champion

946
00:40:49,229 --> 00:40:51,797
of the Lockober
Spring Gala Event goes to...

947
00:40:51,797 --> 00:40:54,930
the Law Offices of Harriet Korn!

948
00:40:54,930 --> 00:40:57,629
[cheering]

949
00:41:02,503 --> 00:41:04,505
Oh, my God!

950
00:41:04,505 --> 00:41:05,985
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

951
00:41:17,257 --> 00:41:18,780
OLLIE:
So, the big question--

952
00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:20,695
if you had
lost the bet,

953
00:41:20,695 --> 00:41:22,088
would we have
still had to pay?

954
00:41:23,742 --> 00:41:25,265
Maybe not.[laughter]

955
00:41:25,265 --> 00:41:26,179
I mean, it'’s
unenforceable.

956
00:41:26,179 --> 00:41:27,615
But it doesn'’t matter.

957
00:41:27,615 --> 00:41:29,008
I just wanted
to beat that putz.

958
00:41:29,008 --> 00:41:30,575
Firm.
Excuse me?

959
00:41:30,575 --> 00:41:31,793
Nothing.
Congrats, Harry.

960
00:41:31,793 --> 00:41:36,885
Big win.

961
00:41:36,885 --> 00:41:38,365
[laughter]

962
00:41:38,365 --> 00:41:39,975
All came down
to my legs.

963
00:41:39,975 --> 00:41:41,411
TOMMY:
Ooh.

964
00:41:41,411 --> 00:41:44,502
Ow!
Ah, listen,
I'’m sorry.

965
00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:46,678
to ask you guys to parade
yourselves out like that.

966
00:41:46,678 --> 00:41:50,595
I apologize.

967
00:41:50,595 --> 00:41:52,161
HARRY:
Gwynnie.

968
00:41:52,161 --> 00:41:53,728
We heard you won.

969
00:41:53,728 --> 00:41:55,600
We did.
As did you, I'’m told.

970
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,079
Congrats.
Thanks.

971
00:41:57,079 --> 00:41:59,081
We medaled in three categories.

972
00:41:59,081 --> 00:42:01,040
You are a hot, sexy firm.

973
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,085
We are.

974
00:42:03,085 --> 00:42:04,652
And you know what else?

975
00:42:04,652 --> 00:42:07,002
We'’re a fine family, too.

976
00:42:07,002 --> 00:42:08,569
TOMMY:
Ah, cheers.

977
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:14,314
♪ The bittersweet
between my teeth ♪

978
00:42:16,577 --> 00:42:19,014
♪ Trying to find
the in-between ♪

979
00:42:21,495 --> 00:42:25,630
♪ Fall back in love eventually ♪

980
00:42:28,110 --> 00:42:30,156
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

981
00:42:31,723 --> 00:42:33,899
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪

982
00:42:33,899 --> 00:42:37,598
Captioning sponsored by
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983
00:42:37,598 --> 00:42:41,907
and TOYOTA.

984
00:42:41,907 --> 00:42:44,779
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH
access.wgbh.org

985
00:43:17,420 --> 00:43:18,987
Score! Score! Score! Boom!Stinker!

986
00:43:18,987 --> 00:43:20,467
[woman groans]