1 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:07,363 (MAN SPEAKING KOREAN) 2 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:24,083 JAYE: Hustle up, guys. You've got to get that defector 3 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:26,257 and get the hell out of there. No delays. 4 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:34,512 Hey, Mouse, are you ready with that 18-year-old aim? 5 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:36,347 I'm on it, sir. 6 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:57,580 ROADBLOCK: Move. Let's go. 7 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:06,843 (WHISPERS) All right, come on. Where is this guy at? 8 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,713 Come on, come on, come on. Come on, come on, come on. 9 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:13,296 (MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 10 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:19,978 All right, Mouse. Give us that diversion. 11 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:24,553 (MAN SHOUTS) (WHISTLE BLOWING) 12 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:25,562 Let's move. 13 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:27,356 Flint, stay put. 14 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:31,690 (MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 15 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:40,748 (GRUNTING) 16 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:46,588 Anyone ever tell you you fight ugly? 17 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:48,385 Not from their backs, they don't. 18 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:49,924 It's just... (GROANS) 19 00:02:50,087 --> 00:02:52,385 Flint, let's go. Flint? 20 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:54,136 What the hell are you doing? 21 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:55,985 FLINT: Just marking our territory, sir. 22 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:58,391 Private Gaines, if you see Flint, shoot him. 23 00:02:58,553 --> 00:02:59,679 With pleasure. 24 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:04,860 (MAN SPEAKING KOREAN) 25 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:08,982 Defector in hand. En route to pickup. Come on. 26 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:11,821 I don't see him, do you? 27 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,910 (SOLDIERS SHOUTING IN KOREAN) 28 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:16,112 JAYE: Flint, get your ass back to the team. 29 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:17,490 We are on the move. 30 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:22,077 Uh, you ain't gonna believe this, Roadblock. 31 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:25,489 (SOLDIERS SHOUTING IN KOREAN) 32 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:29,547 Mother... 33 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,303 (ALL SHOUTING IN ENCOURAGEMENT) 34 00:03:38,093 --> 00:03:39,094 ALL: Yeah! 35 00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:44,433 What? 36 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:51,522 No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Unfair advantage. 37 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:52,524 I'm better. 38 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:55,776 He's got smooth cheeks. He's got no facial hair. 39 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:57,654 - I'm gonna pull the pin. - There's less friction underwater. 40 00:03:57,821 --> 00:03:59,414 That's a foul. That's a foul. 41 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:00,990 (LAUGHING) 42 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:02,208 ROADBLOCK: A Joe flag. 43 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:03,452 A G.I. Joe flag. 44 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:05,058 FLINT: That was a nice touch, right? 45 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:06,830 Yeah. You can call it that. 46 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:08,036 And what would you call it? 47 00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:10,343 - Undignified. (LAUGHING) - Yeah, that, too. 48 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:13,011 You know in victory, we should be gentlemen. 49 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:17,965 ALL: Oh! 50 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:19,049 - Hey, Jaye! - Yo! 51 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:20,848 How long can the average man hold his breath? 52 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,012 Ninety seconds. 53 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:23,517 ROADBLOCK: - Free hand. - You got it, boss. 54 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,353 All right. Easy, Flipper. 55 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:29,652 Mmm. 56 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,693 Back. Damn, that's good. 57 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:34,782 (COUGHING) 58 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:37,806 There's nothing wrong with taking a victory lap. It's fun. 59 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:40,409 This is how it works. G.I. Joe's a fist. 60 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,490 Us, we're the knuckles. 61 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:43,492 How do we strike? 62 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:44,993 Together. 63 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:46,536 A finger strays... 64 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:48,314 - It gets broken. - It gets broken. 65 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:50,916 Knuckles, again? Really? 66 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,009 As a friend, you've got to get a new speech. 67 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:55,136 And the next time you want to drown somebody, 68 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,214 just invite me. 69 00:04:58,215 --> 00:04:59,216 (ALL LAUGHING) 70 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,976 NARRATOR: Since the end of the nanomite wars, 71 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:14,481 Captain Duke Hauser now leads Joe Tactical Operations. 72 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:18,198 Under Duke's command are Roadblock, 73 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:20,613 Lady Jaye, 74 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:23,415 Flint 75 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:25,909 and Snake Eyes. 76 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:31,415 The ruthless terrorist known as Cobra Commander, 77 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:34,126 and Destro 78 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:37,086 have been captured by the G.I. Joes 79 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:39,761 and placed in a maximum security prison. 80 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:43,602 But the Cobra operatives, Storm Shadow 81 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:46,480 and Zartan, remain at large. 82 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:48,598 The unit and the world 83 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:52,436 remain on high alert following Cobra Commander's final vow. 84 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:56,697 DUKE: Retaliation. 85 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:33,144 The ear that sees. 86 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:36,109 An ancient Arashikage test. 87 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:38,440 (BLOWING) 88 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:43,029 Jinx, cousin to Storm Shadow, 89 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:51,045 it's time to prove that you are ready to join the G.I. Joes. 90 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:54,296 (EXHALES) 91 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:01,296 Defend yourself. 92 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:05,555 I'm ready, Blind Master. 93 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:07,010 Ears, open. 94 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:14,272 Snake Eyes, your task. 95 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:17,820 Test her abilities. 96 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:21,529 Pluck a single hair from Jinx's head. 97 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:23,531 (COMMANDS IN JAPANESE) 98 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:47,676 Ah, good. 99 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:51,137 One should be as nimble as a cat, 100 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,349 yet fierce as a tiger. 101 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:05,636 (LAUGHING) 102 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,306 Snake Eyes wins. 103 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,974 Jinx, in order to excel in war, 104 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:15,973 you must first find peace. 105 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:21,811 Snake Eyes, 106 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:25,861 you have earned the Blade of Justice. 107 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:29,494 Made of black carbon fibre. 108 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:33,577 Cruel. Indestructible. 109 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:38,165 There are rumours of a new attack by our enemies. 110 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:43,171 You must leave the dojo to uncover these plans and stop them. 111 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:47,262 But move swiftly. You may already be too late. 112 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:50,839 (GUNFIRE) 113 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,093 ROADBLOCK: Contact front! Contact front! 114 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:56,855 Heavy enemy fire! I need you to bring them up the line. Bring them up the line. 115 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,347 DUKE: Check that, Block, but I can't, man. 116 00:09:58,348 --> 00:09:59,515 I'm taking rounds back here. 117 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:00,766 ROADBLOCK: I need you! I need you now! 118 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,895 Air strike! Call in an air strike! 119 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:05,354 (STAMMERS) Wait. How do you call in an air strike? 120 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:06,688 - Jesus! - Can I bring... 121 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,908 What about one of those, like, care package thingies? 122 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:11,699 ROADBLOCK: I'm bleeding out and I need you to sprint. 123 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,530 Can you use a care package thingy? I can bring you one. 124 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,281 A care package thingy? 125 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,125 Who is shooting me? What is... 126 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,703 I'm bleeding out right there and you're... 127 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:25,546 Are you spinning? 128 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:26,884 You got to cover 360. 129 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,044 - You're spinning. - Huh? 130 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,879 How could you be so good at combat? You stink at this. 131 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,882 I think you need to relax. I believe I outrank you, 132 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:34,638 - last time I checked. - Not in my house, you don't. 133 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:35,885 (GIRLS SCREAMING) 134 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,561 (GIRLS LAUGHING) Oh! All right. Taking fire! 135 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,935 Enemy fire! Time out! Enemy fire! 136 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:41,177 (GIRLS LAUGHING AND TEASING) 137 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,063 (LAUGHING) Enemy contact! 138 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:45,102 Uncle Duke, you have big ears. 139 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,270 (LAUGHING) 140 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:48,399 You got a big head. Come here! (GRUNTS) 141 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,233 Returning fire! What's up, now? 142 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:51,533 (GIRLS SCREAMING) 143 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,020 DUKE: Returning fire! (LAUGHS) 144 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,905 You can't scream your way out of this one! 145 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:56,414 Yeah, requesting assistance, brother Block! 146 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:58,093 Pinned down, brother Duke. Pinned down. 147 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,126 That's all right. I got my boy here. Demon dog! 148 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:01,916 (IMITATING BARKING) (BOTH SCREAMING) 149 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,250 (LAUGHS) 150 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:07,457 TWIN 1: Grandma, help us! We need backup! 151 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:08,550 (GIRLS LAUGHING) 152 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:12,256 Not the first time you sent a girl running out of the room screaming. 153 00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:16,138 Not the first time I sent two girls screaming from a room. 154 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:18,762 Dude, completely inappropriate. 155 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,227 - I'm just saying. - Completely. 156 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:22,973 MALE REPORTER: (ON TV) Violence continues across Pakistan 157 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:24,308 in the capital of Islamabad 158 00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:25,976 following the assassination of President... 159 00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:27,769 FEMALE REPORTER: (ON TV) The future of the country 160 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,730 and control of its nuclear arsenal appear to be up in the air 161 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,699 as the vacuum created by the killing remains. 162 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,448 CHIEF OF STAFF: The Pakistani President may in fact be dead, 163 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,952 but Pakistan remains an ally. 164 00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:43,457 And a sovereign nation. 165 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,292 Was. 166 00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:47,958 Right now, they're a riot with a zip code. 167 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:51,001 Sir, every minute we spend debating this, 168 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,925 there are live nuclear warheads 169 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:54,796 that sit amidst the chaos. 170 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:57,926 We can't let our enemies get those warheads first. 171 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,146 (SIGHS) Recommendations? 172 00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:06,309 Go in. 173 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,070 Now. 174 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,318 Wait and see. (SIGHS) 175 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,783 History rewards the bold. 176 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:21,245 I'm not going to be the man who waited and saw. 177 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,912 Get me the G.I. Joes. 178 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:30,004 PILOT: Star One Flight commander separating for drop. 179 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,923 DUKE: All right, listen up! 180 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,341 That nuke cannot have gone far. Once we have it, 181 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,844 we will disarm it en route to the L.Z.! 182 00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:38,849 We have its location narrowed down 183 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,343 to somewhere in this missile assembly building. 184 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,346 We'll go in on the roof, and fan out from there. 185 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:47,015 Flint, Jaye, if any support is needed, you'll reinforce 186 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,416 as Roadblock leads the ground team. 187 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:49,982 Hell, yeah. 188 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,576 Hey, Mouse. 189 00:12:57,026 --> 00:13:00,237 On my first drop I popped a live round into my mouth. 190 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:03,117 Keeps your teeth from chattering. Give it a shot. 191 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,337 - Delicious. - Attaboy. 192 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,040 Jaye, what are we up against? 193 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,999 Insurgents are armed with Kalashnikovs, 194 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,468 SVD Dragunovs and Type 50s. 195 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,379 Cold War stuff. 196 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,718 But don't relax, boys, still put holes in you. 197 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,424 Whoa! What have you got there? 198 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:23,971 P-dub 381 black Tempest, just out of the box. Rounds. 199 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:26,313 Quarter speed, remote controlled. 200 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:28,608 When did we get these? 201 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,106 We didn't. We did. 202 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:33,112 Distinguished Marksmen. 203 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,356 - Let me see. (EXCLAIMS) Don't touch. 204 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,907 Girls with guns. 205 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,665 DUKE: Approaching target. Ten-hut! Make ready! 206 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:48,999 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 207 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,247 Anyone else missing Snake Eyes? 208 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,290 I trained with Snake for six years. 209 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,089 If he ain't here, he's got good reason. 210 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,466 PILOT: Arch-Angel, go for drop. 211 00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,755 Brother Block, as always, 212 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:02,424 would you mind leading us in a few words, please, sir? 213 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:05,427 In the immortal words of Jay-Z, 214 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:06,429 (CHUCKLES) 215 00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,978 "Whatever deity may guide my life," 216 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:12,519 "dear Lord, don't let me die tonight." 217 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,105 "But if I shall, before I wake," 218 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,154 "I accept my fate." (MOUTHING) 219 00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:20,109 Hell, yeah? 220 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,860 ALL: Hell, yeah! 221 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,204 Hell, yeah. 222 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:28,956 Equipment check! 223 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,962 - Check! - Check! 224 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,168 (ALL REPEATING) 225 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,300 - Check! - Check! 226 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,962 - Check! - Drive it like you stole it! 227 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:44,132 As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase. 228 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,180 (CHUCKLES) 229 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,728 - Hoo-ah! ALL: - Hoo-ah! 230 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:51,858 JOE 1: Alpha, Bravo, radio check. 231 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:53,313 JOE 2: Copy. 232 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:54,981 (MAN SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 233 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,148 JOE 1: Go in ghost till first contact. 234 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:03,026 JOE 2: Three and six on the floor. JOE 1: Copy that. 235 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:05,325 (MAN SPEAKING URDU) 236 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:11,377 DUKE: Team two, expect heavy contact. Bring the rain! 237 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,714 (MEN SHOUTING IN URDU) 238 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,178 JAYE: Move out! 239 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,282 JOE 3: Team three headed upstairs. 240 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:24,511 (MAN SHOUTING IN URDU) 241 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:29,349 (GRUNTS) 242 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:31,844 JOE 4: East hallway, clear. 243 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,765 (GRUNTING) 244 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:34,813 (MAN SHOUTING) 245 00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:48,780 ROADBLOCK: Level 2 secure. Moving to level 3. 246 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:49,828 (MEN SHOUTING IN URDU) 247 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,088 (PANTING) 248 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:02,023 DUKE: - I owe you one, Mouse. - Clear! 249 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:04,426 (MEN SHOUTING IN URDU) 250 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:13,606 (GRUNTING) 251 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,022 All right! I got eyes on the nuke! 252 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:23,148 Say again, I got eyes on the nuke! 253 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,241 (GRUNTING) 254 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:25,614 (MAN SHOUTING IN URDU) 255 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,370 But I'm taking heavy fire! 256 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,243 FLINT: Sit tight! I'm taking a detour! 257 00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:31,043 JAYE: Negative, Flint! Stick with the plan! 258 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,242 (BOTH GRUNTING) 259 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:38,581 (MEN SHOUTING IN URDU) 260 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:40,882 Tangos down! 261 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,721 DUKE: Go, go, go! 262 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:48,830 (MEN CONTINUE SHOUTING IN URDU) 263 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,597 Flint, status! 264 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:54,893 (GROANING) 265 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,275 FLINT: Fire now! 266 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:04,782 DUKE: Weapons secured! 267 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,151 SHIPWRECK: Equipment pack-up on level four! 268 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,277 Set! 269 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:10,998 Clutch, station the transport vehicle! Move! 270 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:16,123 JOE 1: All teams, rally to transpo, immediately. 271 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,038 Insurgents closing in, sir! 272 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,590 JOE 2: Team two secure. No losses. 273 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,919 - Contact headquarters. - I'm on that. 274 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,753 Mount up! Let's exfil. 275 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,761 SHIPWRECK: Runway secure. DUKE: Let's mount up! 276 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:33,393 (GRUNTS) 277 00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:37,144 (WHOOPS) 278 00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,436 (MEN TALKING IN DISTINCTLY) 279 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:47,821 Nuke's disabled. 280 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:50,944 Long-range transportation and wheels down at 1900 hours. 281 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,492 Home in time for Top Chef. 282 00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,165 Good job, Tiny Tim. 283 00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:56,322 All that Wii Combat Shooter finally paying off, sir. 284 00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,326 (LAUGHS) Bam! 285 00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:58,827 - How you doing, sir? - Good. 286 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,370 All Joes present and accounted for. 287 00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:01,372 Sit rep? 288 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,659 SHIPWRECK: Rendered safe and ready for transport, sir. 289 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,006 Square this one away and go get a beer. 290 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,344 - Sounds good. - Mmm-hmm. 291 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,174 DUKE: Sir, the nukes have been recovered and disabled. 292 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,851 All Joe missions successful. 293 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,432 Only minor injuries to report, sir. 294 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:22,777 Transport crews are prepping the L.Z. for evac at 0200 hours. 295 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,060 CHAIRMAN: Great job, Captain. 296 00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:26,354 We're modifying your extraction plan back here. 297 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,698 Sit tight. 298 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,784 JOE 1: Let's go, Rivera, let's go. 299 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,467 ROADBLOCK: Let me get this straight. 300 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,446 One whole weekend, 301 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,290 you looking after my little girls. 302 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:40,731 Yep, as long as I can bring this. 303 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,622 Look, I love your kids. I do. 304 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:46,130 But they live to terrorise me. You trained them well. 305 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,218 And if you win? 306 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,346 You have to take your next promotion. 307 00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,849 ROADBLOCK: You pull a trigger, I pull a trigger. 308 00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:00,764 I don't know if I'm gonna trust a pastry from a gumbo chef. 309 00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:01,812 (COCKS GUN) 310 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,900 Think about the wind. 311 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,158 Four knots? Left to right. 312 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,581 Humidity, I say, is about 62%. 313 00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,574 You gonna feed me the barometric pressure, too? 314 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:22,249 That's on the rise. Like your panties. 315 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,210 You love my panties. 316 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,626 That's an interesting choice of a joke. 317 00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:31,174 Of all the things you could say... 318 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,672 - "You love my panties"? - Are you gonna shut up? 319 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:34,799 - What does that mean? - You gonna shut up? 320 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,926 - I'm looking out for you. - I'm trying to do something. 321 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,770 - I just don't... - Shut up, just shut up. 322 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,353 - I'm just saying. - Just shut up. 323 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:45,434 (CLEARS THROAT) 324 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,770 How's your heart rate? (LAUGHS) 325 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,772 That is not gonna count. 326 00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,616 I get to go again because you talked. 327 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,946 You pulled a trigger. Now I pull a trigger. 328 00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,578 (GRUNTING) 329 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,242 No, we're not doing that. 330 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,890 (SHUSHING) - That is not gonna count. 331 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:07,794 Cheater. 332 00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:09,800 I bought my little girls a karaoke machine 333 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:13,091 and they love singing on it, all night long. 334 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:16,339 There's no bedtime curfew, so they're going to be up all night. 335 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,701 Make sure you bring your earplugs. 336 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,385 Boom! 337 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,303 - C'mon, best two out of three. - No. 338 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:23,513 Best two out of three. That didn't count. 339 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,274 You didn't tell me about the karaoke machine. 340 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:30,271 (WHISTLING TUNE) 341 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,289 Zandar. 342 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:41,991 Mr President. 343 00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:54,758 Aren't you supposed to stop people from shooting my dad? 344 00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:56,464 Baldy. 345 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,006 Idiot. 346 00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,680 Enough out of you, Lee Harvey. 347 00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:03,601 Go clean up the chocolate stains you left in your mother's bedroom. 348 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,515 (MEOWING) 349 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,359 Kitty likes to scratch. 350 00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:11,570 (SIGHS) Next time, 351 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:13,697 take out his fat ass. 352 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,782 It would be my pleasure, sir. 353 00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:31,131 I brought you some news. 354 00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:37,680 The G.I. Joes are about to be out of the picture. 355 00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:43,766 And by "out of the picture," I mean 356 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,681 alive on earth. 357 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:52,278 Got a little too close to Mount Olympus. 358 00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:53,395 Huh? 359 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,697 (WHISPERS) Had to strike them down. 360 00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,195 They'll find you out, Zartan. 361 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:03,906 No. No, I don't think so. 362 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:07,701 That's the beauty of nanomites. 363 00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:09,624 Here, take a look. 364 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:10,746 Hmm? 365 00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:24,810 Flawless microtechnology. 366 00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:26,478 You're insane. 367 00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:28,935 Recess over. Sit him down. 368 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:34,441 You know, they say this is a thankless job. 369 00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:38,278 But yesterday I hung out with Bono. 370 00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:41,359 My new Secret Service, 371 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,283 they want to burn the Constitution. 372 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:44,829 Literally. 373 00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:47,954 And my interns... 374 00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:52,629 Oh, yeah, I brought back the interns. 375 00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:54,794 Mmm-mmm. 376 00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:58,795 Do you know my favourite bit? I get to blow stuff up. 377 00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:02,719 Oh, I bet that endears you to the people. 378 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,299 Well, that's the thing. 379 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,803 Your approval ratings climbed nine points. 380 00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:10,638 Apparently, America wants someone who looks like you, 381 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,232 but acts like me. 382 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:15,983 I'm the quicker blower-upper, baby. 383 00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:18,564 Only one drawback. 384 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,906 The little wifey-pooh? (GASPS) Huh? 385 00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:24,536 If you touch my family... 386 00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:27,239 (LAUGHS) I'm yanking your chain. 387 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,663 Two long terms of you, 388 00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:32,665 just a few short months of me. 389 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:35,256 So let's not waste the time I got left. 390 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:39,756 Where is the prison that holds Cobra Commander and Destro? 391 00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:42,589 Is this where I ask you, what do you have planned? 392 00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,511 Why does anyone want to be President? 393 00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:48,852 Everybody wants to rule the world. 394 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,180 (RADIO CHATTER) 395 00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:59,427 ANNOUNCER: (ON PA) All squads, gear up and clear the L.Z. 396 00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:01,190 Prepare for extraction. 397 00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:03,735 Extraction? What are we, teeth? 398 00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:06,578 - Reach H.Q.? - No, I got nothing. 399 00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:09,581 - Go up high. - Roger, Sarge. 400 00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:11,579 Block. 401 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:15,203 All our men accounted for. Not a single drop of blood. 402 00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:16,412 - Boots to asses. - Yes, sir. 403 00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:18,173 Except for that... Did you scrape your elbow? 404 00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:20,751 - No, it's red sweat. - Yup. 405 00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:23,796 That better have been on somebody's face. 406 00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:26,181 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 407 00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:30,727 Hey, Duke. 408 00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:33,268 You see that? 409 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:39,820 Security's early. 410 00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:43,065 JAYE: Get down! JOE 1: Take cover! 411 00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:44,533 Take cover! 412 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:48,529 JOE 2: To your weapons! Let's go! 413 00:24:49,363 --> 00:24:50,410 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 414 00:24:57,663 --> 00:24:59,290 JOE 2: On the ground! On the ground! 415 00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:05,717 ROADBLOCK: Mouse! 416 00:25:07,798 --> 00:25:08,965 JOE 2: Get 'em out of the L.Z.! 417 00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:10,049 (JOE SCREAMS) JOE 1: Medic! 418 00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:11,097 Go! 419 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:13,469 (GRUNTS) 420 00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:14,642 (EARS RINGING) 421 00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:19,484 Flint's down! Flint's down! 422 00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:21,812 - I'm going for him! ROADBLOCK: - Go! 423 00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:28,493 JOE 2: Ten o'clock! 424 00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:30,988 (GRUNTING) 425 00:25:33,407 --> 00:25:34,499 Get down! 426 00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:38,494 Troops in contact! Request immediate air support! 427 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:40,247 I repeat, immediate air support! 428 00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:41,503 (MEN SHOUTING) 429 00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:44,460 You all right? Come on, we got to move! Go, go, go! 430 00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,380 JOE 3: Help me! 431 00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:51,008 You good? You hit? 432 00:25:51,842 --> 00:25:53,562 Block, I got Flint. We got to get to cover! 433 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,017 Come on. 434 00:25:57,514 --> 00:25:59,858 Incoming! Incoming! Go, go, go, go, go! 435 00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:15,157 JAYE: Duke, come in. 436 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:17,242 FLINT: Duke! 437 00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:19,290 Duke! 438 00:26:20,454 --> 00:26:21,626 ROADBLOCK: Get to cover, now! 439 00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:24,875 Go! 440 00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:29,592 - Pull back! Rally point! - Let's go! 441 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,177 ROADBLOCK: Get to the well! Go! 442 00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:37,929 JOE 2: Clear 'em out of there. 443 00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:39,022 Fall back! Fall back! 444 00:26:44,478 --> 00:26:45,525 (GRUNTS) 445 00:26:57,199 --> 00:26:58,291 (GASPS) 446 00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:07,585 (COUGHING) 447 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:17,223 (MEN TALKING IN DISTINCTLY) 448 00:27:45,164 --> 00:27:46,256 MAN 1: We're clear. 449 00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:54,135 MAN 2: Let's go! 450 00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:55,386 (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) 451 00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:10,739 ZARTAN AS PRESIDENT: We have met the enemy 452 00:28:13,150 --> 00:28:14,823 and he is us. 453 00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:19,831 Today, the world's elite fighting force, the G.I. Joes, 454 00:28:20,157 --> 00:28:22,251 abandoned their duty 455 00:28:25,495 --> 00:28:28,920 and broke the sacred bond that exists between 456 00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:30,796 the American people 457 00:28:31,001 --> 00:28:33,925 and those entrusted with their security. 458 00:28:36,298 --> 00:28:37,506 (GRUNTING) 459 00:28:37,507 --> 00:28:40,010 ROADBLOCK: Ready and step. 460 00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:41,136 (GRUNTING) 461 00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:43,188 Ready and 462 00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:44,473 step! 463 00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:48,356 The first domino fell with the murder of the Pakistani president. 464 00:28:49,102 --> 00:28:50,604 The assassin, 465 00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:52,489 a Joe, 466 00:28:53,857 --> 00:28:55,325 call sign 467 00:28:56,193 --> 00:28:57,695 Snake Eyes. 468 00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:00,872 But he didn't act alone. 469 00:29:03,492 --> 00:29:06,202 The Joes intended to use this situation 470 00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:09,548 to seize Pakistan's nuclear arsenal. 471 00:29:09,873 --> 00:29:11,415 Now this incident 472 00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:15,512 serves as a sobering reminder of the scourge of nuclear weapons. 473 00:29:15,796 --> 00:29:17,469 And to that end, 474 00:29:17,798 --> 00:29:20,508 I call upon my fellow world leaders 475 00:29:20,509 --> 00:29:23,683 to convene immediately to discuss 476 00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:26,185 nuclear disarmament. 477 00:29:27,516 --> 00:29:28,642 On three. 478 00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:31,482 One. (FLINT GROANS) 479 00:29:31,812 --> 00:29:33,029 Two. 480 00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:34,439 Three! 481 00:29:34,982 --> 00:29:36,029 (ALL GRUNTING) 482 00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:37,776 ZARTAN: The G.I. Joes 483 00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:41,112 clearly went beyond the boundaries of their mission. 484 00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:42,205 On my orders 485 00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:45,834 a covert Special Forces unit code named Cobra 486 00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:50,335 terminated with extreme prejudice Joe Command, 487 00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:52,882 facilities, personnel. 488 00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:55,882 (COUGHING) 489 00:29:57,504 --> 00:30:01,225 The G.I. Joes are no more. 490 00:30:21,403 --> 00:30:22,450 (GRUNTS) 491 00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:39,971 We should leave. 492 00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:44,510 There's nothing here. 493 00:30:52,893 --> 00:30:54,110 There's nothing left here? 494 00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:56,103 - That's not what he meant! - These are our brothers! 495 00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:57,230 That's not what he meant! 496 00:31:01,777 --> 00:31:04,951 Whoever did this is going to come back. 497 00:31:07,741 --> 00:31:09,084 We need to move. 498 00:31:18,043 --> 00:31:20,296 You are our leader now. 499 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:30,355 We head due east until we're clear. 500 00:31:32,182 --> 00:31:35,226 We're gonna find the man who did this to Duke 501 00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:36,524 and our brothers. 502 00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:39,234 And we're gonna kill him. 503 00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:01,469 (MAN ANNOUNCING ON PA) 504 00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:06,971 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ON PA) 505 00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:28,072 WARDEN: Snake Eyes. 506 00:32:28,405 --> 00:32:30,407 Last place I thought I'd see you. 507 00:32:31,199 --> 00:32:33,748 Warden James. It's a pleasure. 508 00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:36,871 I'm a very big fan. I love the black. 509 00:32:36,872 --> 00:32:38,419 It's very Johnny Cash. 510 00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:42,044 Come. Welcome to Einsargen. 511 00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:44,721 Let me tell you a little bit about the place. 512 00:32:45,046 --> 00:32:46,964 Listen to me. I sound like a real-estate agent. 513 00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:48,592 I'm not here to sell you anything. 514 00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:51,428 Except maybe hopelessness. (LAUGHS) 515 00:32:53,430 --> 00:32:54,522 (SIGHS) 516 00:32:57,392 --> 00:32:58,769 How was your trip? 517 00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:17,629 The sensation that you're feeling, your upside-down tummy? 518 00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:20,789 It's due to our descent into a former East German mine shaft. 519 00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:22,792 It was the deepest they ever dug. 520 00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:26,295 So deep in fact that you just crossed out of Germany 521 00:33:26,296 --> 00:33:28,139 into international territory. 522 00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:30,471 Which allows me 523 00:33:31,218 --> 00:33:33,312 certain jurisdictional freedoms. 524 00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:41,107 Huh? 525 00:33:41,311 --> 00:33:42,654 One word, 526 00:33:43,063 --> 00:33:46,158 awesome. This room is awesome! 527 00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:50,078 Temperatures here exceed 210 degrees 528 00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:53,991 when not artificially cooled to a crisp 68. 529 00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:56,910 Almost calls for a Snuggie. 530 00:33:59,496 --> 00:34:00,839 Wait till you see this next one. 531 00:34:04,626 --> 00:34:05,718 (SIGHS LOUDLY) 532 00:34:07,420 --> 00:34:10,515 See what I mean? This just slays me. 533 00:34:11,508 --> 00:34:14,682 It's so interesting. This is where science has come. 534 00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:17,602 Did you know that during REM sleep, 535 00:34:17,931 --> 00:34:19,683 the human body 536 00:34:21,017 --> 00:34:22,610 produces a neural chemical 537 00:34:22,936 --> 00:34:24,770 which paralyses every muscle in the body 538 00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:27,524 but the heart and the eyes? This prevents us 539 00:34:27,857 --> 00:34:29,530 from acting out our dreams. 540 00:34:29,943 --> 00:34:32,617 We have injected both of these men 541 00:34:33,363 --> 00:34:34,785 with a synthetic version. 542 00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:37,116 They're perfectly awake. They're conscious, 543 00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:39,870 they're aware of everything that's going on around them. 544 00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:44,041 It's just that they're trapped inside themselves. 545 00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:50,221 Well, I believe you know your new neighbours, Destro, 546 00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:56,937 Cobra Commander. 547 00:35:01,891 --> 00:35:04,644 Oh, the three of you are like my fantasy football team. 548 00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:06,028 Gentlemen. 549 00:35:13,403 --> 00:35:15,576 Now as your eyes and mind 550 00:35:15,905 --> 00:35:19,910 travel to where you cannot, I want you to agonise. 551 00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:21,916 I want you to pine. 552 00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:26,091 I want you to ache for what once was and will never be again. 553 00:35:26,916 --> 00:35:30,090 I want you to doubt that there was ever a word for escape. 554 00:35:31,755 --> 00:35:33,257 Welcome to hell. 555 00:35:35,425 --> 00:35:38,099 SNAKE: You have no idea. 556 00:35:38,928 --> 00:35:40,930 Snake Eyes speaks. 557 00:35:41,598 --> 00:35:44,101 It never occurred to me what you might sound like. 558 00:35:44,351 --> 00:35:47,104 But I've always thought about what you might look like. 559 00:35:48,438 --> 00:35:50,281 We'll have that mask. 560 00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:03,794 Storm Shadow. 561 00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:08,791 (CHUCKLES) 562 00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:10,965 So you killed the Pakistani president. 563 00:36:12,128 --> 00:36:14,129 Well, you're not exactly my first-round draft pick, 564 00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:16,132 but I've always been a fan. 565 00:36:21,388 --> 00:36:23,722 FLINT: Protocol says we make a distress call, right? 566 00:36:23,723 --> 00:36:26,600 ROADBLOCK: No. Protocol died with the unit. 567 00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:27,851 FLINT: What? 568 00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:29,311 How's anybody gonna know we're alive? 569 00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:30,512 They're not, 'cause we're not. 570 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:32,532 To our government, 571 00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:36,110 to our families, but especially to our enemy, 572 00:36:36,111 --> 00:36:39,115 we were KIA at 0600 hours in the Indus Valley Desert. 573 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,400 But we have to at least try. I mean, there might be... 574 00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:44,284 No. Anything we do now is a rumour of a rumour. 575 00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:45,286 Any and all traces 576 00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:47,335 of our existence is terminated. 577 00:36:47,747 --> 00:36:50,626 The only one I trust out there is Snake Eyes. 578 00:36:53,253 --> 00:36:54,755 When we got hit, 579 00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:57,132 how we got hit, 580 00:36:57,924 --> 00:36:59,767 we were set up right from the start. 581 00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:02,261 FLINT: How many stars would someone need on their shoulder 582 00:37:02,262 --> 00:37:04,722 to call an attack like that? Four? Five? 583 00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:07,397 No, not stars. Buttons on his suit. 584 00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:10,602 National Security Advisor. Secretary of Defence. 585 00:37:10,603 --> 00:37:13,903 No. There's only one man who could authorise a strike like that. 586 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:16,406 And I voted for him. 587 00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:20,239 (MEN TALKING IN DISTINCTLY) 588 00:37:26,828 --> 00:37:28,908 TECHNICIAN: All vitals on Cobra Commander are steady. 589 00:37:37,964 --> 00:37:40,012 Storm Shadow nerve prohibitors injected. 590 00:37:45,472 --> 00:37:47,600 Sixty-two degrees on a change of 4%. 591 00:38:36,189 --> 00:38:37,406 (PLANE APPROACHING) 592 00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:42,370 Aerial threat! Down! 593 00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:14,439 We're going home. 594 00:39:43,464 --> 00:39:44,556 (BEEPING RAPIDLY) 595 00:39:44,966 --> 00:39:46,968 Full arrest! Full arrest! 596 00:39:47,427 --> 00:39:49,100 No drill! Bring the restraints! 597 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:50,563 Remove the containment lid! 598 00:39:51,973 --> 00:39:53,691 Where's the serum? Quickly! 599 00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:57,654 Adrenaline now. Now! Adrenaline! 600 00:39:57,896 --> 00:40:00,069 Let's go! Quickly, quickly! 601 00:40:01,274 --> 00:40:02,366 Move! Move! 602 00:40:03,276 --> 00:40:04,323 (MEN SHOUTING) 603 00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:06,113 TECHNICIAN: Where's the serum? 604 00:40:07,822 --> 00:40:08,914 (SHOUTS) 605 00:40:10,033 --> 00:40:11,501 Let's go! 606 00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:15,371 GUARD: Peel back! Move! 607 00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:17,131 WARDEN: What do you mean, his heart stopped beating? 608 00:40:17,457 --> 00:40:20,051 No one here dies unless I say so! 609 00:40:20,877 --> 00:40:22,169 Oh, my God. 610 00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:23,171 Fire! 611 00:40:26,716 --> 00:40:27,888 GUARD: Fire! Fire! 612 00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:32,437 - Take him down! (GROANS) 613 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,057 Take him down! 614 00:40:46,027 --> 00:40:47,529 (PANTING) 615 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,142 GUARD 1: Clear on the north! 616 00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:15,727 GUARD 2: Clear! 617 00:41:15,932 --> 00:41:16,979 (MEN SPEAKING IN GERMAN) 618 00:41:36,244 --> 00:41:37,245 (YELLS) 619 00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:39,876 (PANTING) 620 00:41:41,582 --> 00:41:43,084 Welcome to hell. 621 00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,419 (YELLS) 622 00:41:45,420 --> 00:41:46,467 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 623 00:42:53,738 --> 00:42:54,830 (GASPING) 624 00:43:03,206 --> 00:43:04,423 (WHEEZING) 625 00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:15,552 Stop! 626 00:43:16,010 --> 00:43:19,014 You shoot anything that walks through that door! 627 00:43:19,972 --> 00:43:21,144 Anything! 628 00:43:26,979 --> 00:43:28,481 Storm Shadow. 629 00:43:28,981 --> 00:43:30,654 Never a doubt. 630 00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:32,743 Cobra Commander. 631 00:43:37,698 --> 00:43:38,699 Destro. 632 00:43:40,993 --> 00:43:42,836 You're out of the band. 633 00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:44,209 WARDEN: Come on. 634 00:43:44,539 --> 00:43:45,586 Come on. 635 00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:56,012 (RAPID BEEPING) 636 00:43:56,342 --> 00:43:57,389 (GROANING) 637 00:44:00,012 --> 00:44:02,606 I see you've arranged transportation. 638 00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:18,414 Making more things go boom by 9:00 a.m. 639 00:44:18,698 --> 00:44:20,541 than most people do all day. 640 00:44:20,867 --> 00:44:24,246 Firefly. Good to see you, old friend. 641 00:44:24,579 --> 00:44:25,751 Sir. 642 00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:29,091 Some people just didn't want to let me in. 643 00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:30,464 (GROANING) 644 00:44:31,294 --> 00:44:33,547 Now, I busted out of eight prisons. 645 00:44:33,754 --> 00:44:35,427 But I only broke into one. 646 00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:40,387 All communications have been cut off. No one will know you're even missing. 647 00:44:40,595 --> 00:44:41,596 (CHUCKLES) 648 00:44:43,055 --> 00:44:44,102 (GROANS) 649 00:44:46,642 --> 00:44:48,110 (GROANS) 650 00:44:52,773 --> 00:44:53,865 (GROANING) 651 00:44:58,446 --> 00:45:00,619 COBRA COMMANDER: Take him to the mountains to heal. 652 00:45:00,740 --> 00:45:04,415 I'll need him for the war I'm about to start. 653 00:45:13,377 --> 00:45:15,050 (STORM SHADOW GROANING) 654 00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,062 (RUSTLING) 655 00:45:34,815 --> 00:45:36,533 (PANTING) 656 00:45:37,235 --> 00:45:39,909 - I want to help you. (HELICOPTER TAKING OFF) 657 00:45:54,126 --> 00:45:57,426 We've seen Storm's injuries. We know where he's headed. 658 00:46:00,174 --> 00:46:01,642 And you need me. 659 00:46:07,556 --> 00:46:08,557 Good. 660 00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:26,451 Sir, launch controls are nearly up. The director was running behind. 661 00:46:26,701 --> 00:46:30,877 Well, he ain't running behind no more. Or anywhere else, for that matter. 662 00:46:32,540 --> 00:46:34,708 Armour prototype is complete to your specs. 663 00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:36,586 I got it up to 60 on the dyno today. 664 00:46:36,836 --> 00:46:38,837 You'll like this. Working title, 665 00:46:38,838 --> 00:46:41,216 High Speed Sentry. HISS. 666 00:46:41,757 --> 00:46:43,555 It's good to have you back, sir. 667 00:46:48,973 --> 00:46:50,646 FIREFLY: Ain't she a beauty? 668 00:46:50,975 --> 00:46:54,980 COBRA COMMANDER: Soon the world will cower in the face of Zeus. 669 00:47:02,737 --> 00:47:06,492 All we've been missing is our Commander. 670 00:47:12,413 --> 00:47:13,915 ZARTAN: Cool mask. 671 00:47:16,125 --> 00:47:18,127 COBRA COMMANDER: Someone took his time. 672 00:47:18,461 --> 00:47:21,305 Not easy to sneak out of that big, white, 673 00:47:21,630 --> 00:47:24,133 11-bedroom, 35-and-a-half bath... 674 00:47:24,425 --> 00:47:26,801 Just don't forget who put you there. 675 00:47:26,802 --> 00:47:28,645 Or the rock you crawled out from. 676 00:47:28,929 --> 00:47:32,524 Firefly. It's good to know we're not running low on crazy. 677 00:47:34,143 --> 00:47:35,645 Still all 10 fingers? 678 00:47:38,522 --> 00:47:39,569 (SCOFFS) 679 00:47:40,107 --> 00:47:41,780 How is our former President? 680 00:47:41,942 --> 00:47:44,115 Oh, he is worth his weight in platinum. 681 00:47:44,528 --> 00:47:47,782 You know, they call it a waterboard, 682 00:47:48,199 --> 00:47:50,122 but I never get bored. 683 00:47:50,242 --> 00:47:51,289 (CHUCKLES) 684 00:47:51,452 --> 00:47:54,877 COBRA COMMANDER: In 48 hours, Zeus will launch. 685 00:47:55,122 --> 00:47:56,624 ZARTAN: Just one wrinkle. 686 00:47:57,792 --> 00:48:00,466 Three Joes somehow survived our little house cleaning. 687 00:48:01,420 --> 00:48:04,297 A drone picked up voiceprints in the Indus Valley. 688 00:48:04,298 --> 00:48:06,266 Can I trust you with nothing? 689 00:48:06,467 --> 00:48:07,969 They'll slip up. 690 00:48:08,969 --> 00:48:10,812 And when they do, 691 00:48:11,597 --> 00:48:13,440 I'll hunt 'em to ground. 692 00:48:15,142 --> 00:48:16,519 COBRA COMMANDER: Hoo-ah. 693 00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:33,916 No, no, it's cool. 694 00:48:34,495 --> 00:48:35,621 I got it. 695 00:48:37,164 --> 00:48:38,507 You lost, little man? 696 00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:41,002 No, I ain't lost. 697 00:48:41,460 --> 00:48:43,462 I think you got the wrong street. 698 00:48:43,671 --> 00:48:45,672 So why don't you take Miley Cyrus 699 00:48:45,673 --> 00:48:47,346 and Ryan Seacrest 700 00:48:48,342 --> 00:48:49,844 and head back that way? 701 00:48:50,845 --> 00:48:52,688 I'm going that way. 702 00:48:55,182 --> 00:48:56,433 Oh, yeah? 703 00:48:56,434 --> 00:48:57,560 Yeah. 704 00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:01,522 Go ahead, Marvin. 705 00:49:02,523 --> 00:49:04,321 Man, don't call me that name. 706 00:49:05,025 --> 00:49:06,586 (BOTH LAUGH) - What's up? Little Marvin! 707 00:49:06,694 --> 00:49:08,055 - Marvin? STOOP: - Big Marvin now. 708 00:49:08,195 --> 00:49:09,788 Had you worried for a minute, man. 709 00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:12,541 Watch your hand back there, boy. You don't want them to get you. 710 00:49:12,825 --> 00:49:14,284 Look at you. You got grown. 711 00:49:14,285 --> 00:49:16,128 How your parents make a kid this big, man? 712 00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:18,580 - His parents are like 5'2" apiece. - Really? 713 00:49:18,581 --> 00:49:20,301 STOOP: You're taking that P9OX serious, huh? 714 00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:21,666 (LAUGHS) Twice a week. 715 00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:23,715 I see. Look at the size of your neck. 716 00:49:24,587 --> 00:49:26,379 Let me introduce you. This is Flint. 717 00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:27,427 What up? 718 00:49:27,923 --> 00:49:29,132 Lady Jaye. 719 00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:30,225 Lady Jaye. Hey. 720 00:49:30,885 --> 00:49:32,228 - Welcome back. - Thank you. 721 00:49:32,553 --> 00:49:34,596 It's what happens when you're in trouble, you come home. 722 00:49:34,597 --> 00:49:35,847 Home is where the help is. 723 00:49:35,848 --> 00:49:36,849 Amen. 724 00:49:37,266 --> 00:49:38,734 Well, we got you. 725 00:49:38,934 --> 00:49:40,560 Set up at the rec centre. 726 00:49:40,561 --> 00:49:42,814 Lay low over there. Nobody gonna bother you. 727 00:49:43,314 --> 00:49:44,987 As far as wheels go, 728 00:49:45,483 --> 00:49:47,326 I'm gonna let you roll my truck. 729 00:49:47,526 --> 00:49:48,573 Thank you. 730 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:50,742 I got payments on that truck, man. 731 00:49:50,863 --> 00:49:52,906 I don't get it like I used to. All right? 732 00:49:52,907 --> 00:49:54,028 (CHUCKLES) Thank you, Stoop. 733 00:49:54,658 --> 00:49:56,251 I owe you one, brother. 734 00:49:56,702 --> 00:49:59,251 Actually, you owe me two. 735 00:49:59,747 --> 00:50:01,249 - That other one don't count. (SCOFFS) 736 00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:04,009 Welcome home, Marvin. 737 00:50:08,130 --> 00:50:09,473 (DOOR OPENING) 738 00:50:11,926 --> 00:50:13,303 Watch your step. 739 00:50:13,594 --> 00:50:16,814 No one's been here for years. This is gonna have to be our pit for now. 740 00:50:21,352 --> 00:50:22,399 (JAYE WHISTLES) 741 00:50:22,645 --> 00:50:24,989 Wow. It's an actual pit. 742 00:50:26,106 --> 00:50:27,779 It's my old stomping ground. 743 00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:31,740 FLINT: Are you sure we can trust this Stoop guy? 744 00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:33,364 - Stoop's no angel. (COUGHS) 745 00:50:33,864 --> 00:50:35,866 But he is family and we can trust him. 746 00:50:42,623 --> 00:50:43,966 Can we be traced? 747 00:50:44,291 --> 00:50:46,209 We can mask our IP addresses. 748 00:50:46,210 --> 00:50:48,554 I'll cyber-blast an encoded beacon every six hours. 749 00:50:48,879 --> 00:50:50,380 If any Joes did survive, 750 00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:51,714 we need to let them know where we're at. 751 00:50:51,715 --> 00:50:53,115 All right. Well, let's get to work. 752 00:50:53,175 --> 00:50:55,468 Flint, inventory every piece of equipment we got left. 753 00:50:55,469 --> 00:50:57,679 Jaye, start that database on our President. 754 00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:00,308 We'll find out what's going on with our Commander-in-Chief. 755 00:51:00,474 --> 00:51:03,569 He's not acting like the man we know. We find out why, 756 00:51:03,727 --> 00:51:05,900 we can start being soldiers again. 757 00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:27,968 (STORM SHADOW GROANING) 758 00:51:47,479 --> 00:51:48,981 (WIND HOWLING) 759 00:52:01,535 --> 00:52:03,003 (RADIO BEEPING) 760 00:52:04,705 --> 00:52:06,924 Lieutenant Lady Jaye, requesting immediate aid. 761 00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:08,541 If any Joes have survived... 762 00:52:08,542 --> 00:52:10,965 This channel's restricted to Joes, isn't it? 763 00:52:11,378 --> 00:52:13,301 ...magnetic west of the Potomac. 764 00:52:13,547 --> 00:52:14,639 They're alive. 765 00:52:14,882 --> 00:52:17,385 This is Lieutenant Lady Jaye requesting immediate aid. 766 00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:21,262 JINX: Lieutenant Lady Jaye, this is Jinx and Snake Eyes. 767 00:52:21,263 --> 00:52:23,140 We are in pursuit of Storm Shadow. 768 00:52:27,811 --> 00:52:29,771 Even if Snake Eyes and Jinx grab Storm, 769 00:52:29,772 --> 00:52:31,649 they're still halfway around the world. 770 00:52:34,234 --> 00:52:35,577 We're on our own. 771 00:52:37,738 --> 00:52:39,081 Enough for a battle. 772 00:52:40,074 --> 00:52:41,121 Not a war. 773 00:52:42,242 --> 00:52:43,744 We're fighting uphill here. 774 00:52:46,830 --> 00:52:49,925 I came here when I was 14 with a life expectancy of 13. 775 00:52:50,834 --> 00:52:54,179 I was bounced around from home to home, until this 776 00:52:55,839 --> 00:52:57,465 became my home. 777 00:52:57,466 --> 00:52:59,434 Guys were lined up outside that door to fight me. 778 00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:03,856 They whooped my skinny ass so much I started to enjoy it. 779 00:53:04,431 --> 00:53:05,523 Till one winter, 780 00:53:06,684 --> 00:53:09,278 I grew 8 inches and gained 60 pounds. 781 00:53:10,688 --> 00:53:14,033 I punched a guy so hard he couldn't move his arm to tap out. 782 00:53:14,358 --> 00:53:16,611 Then when the Joes came recruiting to the hood, 783 00:53:16,819 --> 00:53:18,787 I'd already beaten down half of it. 784 00:53:20,698 --> 00:53:23,668 I became a Joe to serve. In the field. 785 00:53:24,243 --> 00:53:27,873 So if we're fighting uphill, we take the hill. 786 00:53:30,374 --> 00:53:32,797 JAYE: Hey, I got something you'll want to see. 787 00:53:34,128 --> 00:53:36,472 During my check of the President, look what I found. 788 00:53:37,381 --> 00:53:39,475 This is the President on August 9th. 789 00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:41,893 PRESIDENT: ...an addiction to offshore energy, 790 00:53:42,136 --> 00:53:45,096 where we 're forced to be kind of embroiled 791 00:53:45,097 --> 00:53:46,974 in the affairs of foreign nations. 792 00:53:47,141 --> 00:53:48,984 And this is 10 days later. 793 00:53:49,351 --> 00:53:51,024 I mean, otherwise, we're sort of... 794 00:53:53,522 --> 00:53:56,196 These are conversational fillers. Little phrases 795 00:53:56,442 --> 00:53:58,160 we spit out to give our brain a chance to catch up 796 00:53:58,402 --> 00:53:59,779 with our mouth. Like... 797 00:53:59,945 --> 00:54:01,288 - Like. - Yes. 798 00:54:01,530 --> 00:54:02,873 ROADBLOCK: And our President? 799 00:54:03,115 --> 00:54:05,117 Between August 9th and August 19th, 800 00:54:05,451 --> 00:54:07,034 he stopped using "you know" and "kind of" 801 00:54:07,035 --> 00:54:09,208 and started using "I mean" and "sort of." 802 00:54:09,538 --> 00:54:11,956 But that's not all. "Supper" became "dinner." 803 00:54:11,957 --> 00:54:13,174 "Soda" became "pop." 804 00:54:13,834 --> 00:54:16,337 One President, two fingerprints. 805 00:54:16,670 --> 00:54:18,629 But it's a few words, right? I mean, how much can... 806 00:54:18,630 --> 00:54:19,677 Check this out. 807 00:54:20,674 --> 00:54:23,678 Two press conferences, July 31st, September 1st. 808 00:54:25,512 --> 00:54:26,513 See his fingers clasped? 809 00:54:27,014 --> 00:54:29,187 Left thumb on top versus right thumb on top. 810 00:54:29,391 --> 00:54:31,267 The same person never does this differently, 811 00:54:31,268 --> 00:54:32,520 it feels wrong. 812 00:54:36,523 --> 00:54:38,525 What if the President 813 00:54:39,526 --> 00:54:41,028 isn't the President? 814 00:54:41,361 --> 00:54:45,207 Look, if the Commander-in-Chief is an imposter 815 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,544 and he's the one that ordered the attack, 816 00:54:48,869 --> 00:54:51,543 we have to assume that there's no one we can trust. 817 00:54:52,039 --> 00:54:53,211 There is one man. 818 00:54:56,835 --> 00:54:59,463 He's the reason we call ourselves Joes. 819 00:55:00,422 --> 00:55:01,469 (DOORBELL RINGS) 820 00:55:21,735 --> 00:55:22,782 (MAN TALKING ON TV) 821 00:55:28,909 --> 00:55:29,910 Hello? 822 00:55:42,631 --> 00:55:46,306 I'll take two cases of Thin Mints and a box of Chuckle Lucks. 823 00:55:46,969 --> 00:55:48,642 Lower your weapons. 824 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:52,983 General Colton, if I may... 825 00:55:53,392 --> 00:55:54,644 Shut your mouth, Brenda. 826 00:55:56,270 --> 00:55:58,068 My name's not Brenda. 827 00:55:58,313 --> 00:55:59,656 How'd you get in? 828 00:55:59,982 --> 00:56:01,655 Sir, apologies. 829 00:56:01,984 --> 00:56:04,157 - Sergeant Marvin... - I know who you are. 830 00:56:04,486 --> 00:56:05,908 Then you know why I'm here. 831 00:56:14,162 --> 00:56:16,506 JOE: It's not like I don't hear what you're saying. 832 00:56:17,332 --> 00:56:19,334 But an imposter President? 833 00:56:22,754 --> 00:56:25,507 How come when the General says it, it sounds crazy? 834 00:56:26,925 --> 00:56:28,927 What'd they do with the real President? 835 00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:30,562 We fear he's dead. 836 00:56:31,597 --> 00:56:34,771 I don't think so. You're not going to kill your best asset. 837 00:56:38,186 --> 00:56:40,029 "Conrad Hauser. Duke." 838 00:56:40,689 --> 00:56:42,032 Your captain. 839 00:56:46,194 --> 00:56:48,288 Tell me one thing you know about him. 840 00:56:48,697 --> 00:56:50,290 Great soldier. 841 00:56:52,451 --> 00:56:54,203 Better friend. 842 00:56:55,037 --> 00:56:57,039 And he saved my life, sir. 843 00:56:58,624 --> 00:56:59,671 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 844 00:57:01,084 --> 00:57:02,131 Good. 845 00:57:05,631 --> 00:57:07,304 What you're proposing is treason. 846 00:57:07,966 --> 00:57:10,301 I'm gonna need something a little more to go on 847 00:57:10,302 --> 00:57:11,804 than overlapping thumbs. 848 00:57:14,306 --> 00:57:16,557 JAYE: Before you retired, you sewed on a security commission 849 00:57:16,558 --> 00:57:18,481 with the President's Chief of Staff. 850 00:57:18,727 --> 00:57:20,570 General Colton, can you get us close? 851 00:57:20,979 --> 00:57:22,151 Negative. 852 00:57:23,482 --> 00:57:26,406 I can't scratch my ass in this town without getting on the watch list. 853 00:57:26,652 --> 00:57:28,495 Brenda, hand me that pen. 854 00:57:30,405 --> 00:57:32,328 Girl Scout to secretary. 855 00:57:32,824 --> 00:57:35,668 Amazing. Name's not Brenda. 856 00:57:37,829 --> 00:57:39,502 It's just a pen. 857 00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:43,385 Avenue K, Georgetown. 9:00 p.m. 858 00:57:43,835 --> 00:57:46,839 There's a poker game with the Chief of Staff there. 859 00:57:47,673 --> 00:57:49,175 He's not a good poker player. 860 00:57:49,341 --> 00:57:50,684 He's got 1,000 tells. 861 00:57:54,763 --> 00:57:56,356 We only need one. 862 00:57:59,893 --> 00:58:00,940 CHIEF OF STAFF: Hey, hon. 863 00:58:01,103 --> 00:58:04,027 Just got out of poker. Poorer but wiser. 864 00:58:04,773 --> 00:58:06,696 (SIGHS) It was a good day, actually. 865 00:58:06,942 --> 00:58:09,365 The Prez was taking his crazy pills again. 866 00:58:11,947 --> 00:58:14,291 Baby, I'm gonna have to call you back. 867 00:58:14,533 --> 00:58:15,705 Yeah. 868 00:58:15,867 --> 00:58:17,210 Love you. 869 00:58:18,578 --> 00:58:19,579 (JAYE SIGHS) 870 00:58:19,746 --> 00:58:20,867 (MUSIC PLAYING ON EARPHONES) 871 00:58:22,874 --> 00:58:23,966 Excuse me. 872 00:58:24,209 --> 00:58:25,301 Oh, hi. 873 00:58:25,419 --> 00:58:26,545 Hi. 874 00:58:26,878 --> 00:58:28,721 You need a hand with your bags? 875 00:58:29,381 --> 00:58:30,553 Sure. 876 00:58:32,467 --> 00:58:33,592 No problem. There you go. 877 00:58:33,593 --> 00:58:34,594 Thank you. 878 00:58:35,053 --> 00:58:37,221 Who said chivalry is dead, right? 879 00:58:37,222 --> 00:58:38,314 Chivalry. 880 00:58:38,557 --> 00:58:41,561 Talk like that, I'm gonna get myself in trouble. 881 00:58:41,893 --> 00:58:43,102 Where we heading? 882 00:58:43,103 --> 00:58:44,263 Just right around the corner. 883 00:58:45,897 --> 00:58:46,944 (HORN HONKS) (SHOUTS) 884 00:58:51,445 --> 00:58:52,492 (GRUNTS) 885 00:58:53,739 --> 00:58:55,781 That tingly feeling is amobarbital. 886 00:58:55,782 --> 00:58:58,160 It's a sedative that causes anterograde amnesia. 887 00:58:58,577 --> 00:58:59,952 In five minutes, you're gonna be asleep. 888 00:58:59,953 --> 00:59:02,553 In another five, you're gonna wake up with no idea I ever existed. 889 00:59:09,212 --> 00:59:10,773 Notice anything strange about your boss? 890 00:59:13,467 --> 00:59:15,390 Maybe. Why? 891 00:59:15,635 --> 00:59:18,235 'Cause you're gonna make a phone call for us. Get us close to him. 892 00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:20,681 But don't worry. You're gonna forget everything, 893 00:59:20,682 --> 00:59:22,810 so your conscience will be clear. 894 00:59:23,727 --> 00:59:25,650 Why are you doing this? 895 00:59:25,854 --> 00:59:27,948 You wouldn't believe me if I told you. 896 00:59:30,108 --> 00:59:31,610 Make the call. 897 01:00:49,104 --> 01:00:50,196 (WIND BLOWING) 898 01:00:51,106 --> 01:00:52,198 (GUARDS SCREAMING) 899 01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:34,487 (METAL CLINKS) 900 01:01:37,444 --> 01:01:38,491 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 901 01:02:09,935 --> 01:02:11,312 (BLADES SWISHING) (EXHALES) 902 01:02:30,664 --> 01:02:31,665 (GRUNTING) 903 01:02:53,561 --> 01:02:55,029 (YELLS) 904 01:02:56,022 --> 01:02:57,023 (YELLING) 905 01:02:57,857 --> 01:02:59,200 (YELLING) 906 01:03:03,363 --> 01:03:04,410 (YELLING) 907 01:03:05,198 --> 01:03:06,199 (GRUNTING) 908 01:03:08,034 --> 01:03:09,035 Oh! 909 01:03:19,254 --> 01:03:20,426 (SHOUTING) 910 01:03:24,426 --> 01:03:25,973 (YELLING) 911 01:03:26,303 --> 01:03:27,395 (GRUNTING) 912 01:03:50,577 --> 01:03:51,624 (GAS HISSES) (CHOKING) 913 01:03:59,419 --> 01:04:00,420 (SIGHS) 914 01:04:01,671 --> 01:04:02,792 (MEN SHOUTING) (BELL RINGING) 915 01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:07,761 (BELL CONTINUES RINGING) 916 01:04:36,623 --> 01:04:37,840 (ALL YELLING) 917 01:04:55,475 --> 01:04:56,522 (JINX GRUNTS) 918 01:05:00,230 --> 01:05:01,322 (STRAINING) 919 01:05:02,690 --> 01:05:03,737 (SCREAMING) 920 01:05:09,531 --> 01:05:10,656 (GRUNTING) 921 01:05:10,657 --> 01:05:11,658 (GRUNTS) 922 01:05:18,331 --> 01:05:19,378 (GRUNTING) 923 01:05:24,838 --> 01:05:25,839 (SCREAMING) 924 01:05:51,448 --> 01:05:52,540 (GRUNTING) 925 01:06:12,719 --> 01:06:13,720 (STRAINING) 926 01:06:26,065 --> 01:06:27,408 (GRUNTS) 927 01:06:40,079 --> 01:06:41,080 (SCREAMING) 928 01:07:44,811 --> 01:07:45,858 (NINJAS YELL) 929 01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:53,160 (SCREAMING) 930 01:08:09,002 --> 01:08:10,345 Thank God. 931 01:08:17,677 --> 01:08:18,678 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 932 01:08:20,346 --> 01:08:22,690 JAMES CARVILLE: El Presidente is on a roll. 933 01:08:23,182 --> 01:08:24,683 His numbers are up. 934 01:08:24,684 --> 01:08:27,185 And I'm not just talking about his age. 935 01:08:27,186 --> 01:08:28,233 (SCATTERED LAUGHTER) 936 01:08:29,022 --> 01:08:31,366 Now, I'm not gonna call our Commander-in-Chief old. 937 01:08:31,983 --> 01:08:34,862 Actually, he called me the other day for some advice. 938 01:08:34,986 --> 01:08:36,704 MAN: - Good evening. - Good evening. 939 01:08:36,988 --> 01:08:39,823 He wanted to hook up the nation's nuclear arsenal 940 01:08:39,824 --> 01:08:40,949 to the Clapper. 941 01:08:40,950 --> 01:08:42,577 (ALL LAUGHING) (APPLAUSE) 942 01:08:45,872 --> 01:08:46,964 I'm sorry, ma'am, you're... 943 01:08:47,165 --> 01:08:48,758 Late, I know. 944 01:08:48,875 --> 01:08:50,915 Imagine the army it takes to make me look like this. 945 01:08:51,502 --> 01:08:54,847 Forgive me. That's an army I'd like to enlist in. 946 01:08:55,048 --> 01:08:56,846 Speaking of lists, 947 01:08:57,050 --> 01:08:59,519 would you like to explain why you're not on ours? 948 01:09:00,553 --> 01:09:02,396 MAN: Here she is. Chief of Staff. 949 01:09:03,681 --> 01:09:06,184 Enjoy your evening, Miss Vandervoort. 950 01:09:13,191 --> 01:09:14,192 JAYE: I'm in. 951 01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:16,243 Roger that. Standing by. 952 01:09:17,278 --> 01:09:18,279 Jaye? 953 01:09:19,072 --> 01:09:21,416 You keep your head down. Be safe. 954 01:09:21,699 --> 01:09:23,241 ZARTAN: Mr Carville was nice enough to mention 955 01:09:23,242 --> 01:09:26,212 one of my passions. Nuclear disarmament. 956 01:09:26,537 --> 01:09:27,996 In just days, 957 01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:30,546 the leaders of the world's eight nuclear nations 958 01:09:30,958 --> 01:09:33,552 will gather at historic Fort Sumter 959 01:09:33,753 --> 01:09:35,755 for a nuclear summit. 960 01:09:37,173 --> 01:09:40,518 But before the Atomic Eight break bread, 961 01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:41,932 it's our turn. 962 01:09:43,054 --> 01:09:44,727 Thank you, James. Thank you so much. 963 01:09:50,186 --> 01:09:52,609 Mr President. Amy Vandervoort, Fox News. 964 01:09:52,730 --> 01:09:55,023 Oh, Fox, of course. 965 01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:57,243 That's why you look so "fair and balanced." 966 01:09:57,443 --> 01:09:58,568 (BOTH LAUGH) 967 01:09:58,569 --> 01:10:00,947 Very cute. But I was actually hoping to have a... 968 01:10:01,322 --> 01:10:02,323 Dance? 969 01:10:02,448 --> 01:10:04,121 - I was going to say, quote. - Ah. 970 01:10:04,367 --> 01:10:05,784 Okay, here's a quote. 971 01:10:05,785 --> 01:10:08,704 The world will change after my nuclear summit. 972 01:10:08,705 --> 01:10:10,298 How about we dance? 973 01:10:11,582 --> 01:10:13,755 JAYE: I really, I don't dance. 974 01:10:14,752 --> 01:10:15,753 Sorry. 975 01:10:16,462 --> 01:10:18,635 Thank you, Mr President. You gave me what I need. 976 01:10:18,798 --> 01:10:20,800 But I really have to make my deadline. 977 01:10:21,551 --> 01:10:23,311 - It's been a pleasure. (LAUGHS) - Thank you. 978 01:10:28,266 --> 01:10:29,850 How are you? 979 01:10:29,851 --> 01:10:30,977 Good, sir. 980 01:10:40,528 --> 01:10:43,281 JAYE: I got a strand of hair from his jacket. I hope it's enough. 981 01:10:43,531 --> 01:10:45,115 Come on. 982 01:10:45,116 --> 01:10:46,208 FLINT: Copy that. 983 01:10:46,576 --> 01:10:47,623 Standing by for I.D. 984 01:10:55,835 --> 01:10:58,839 All units, setting condition orange. Stand by. 985 01:10:59,881 --> 01:11:02,555 ZARTAN: I don't take no for an answer. 986 01:11:08,890 --> 01:11:10,608 Almost there. 987 01:11:12,977 --> 01:11:14,377 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 988 01:11:16,856 --> 01:11:17,857 Zartan? 989 01:11:19,567 --> 01:11:21,490 Jaye, get out of there now. 990 01:11:21,861 --> 01:11:23,488 Oh, my God. 991 01:11:23,696 --> 01:11:26,239 We have an unauthorised I.D. She's a Joe. 992 01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:28,334 We have a Joe on the premises. 993 01:11:31,829 --> 01:11:33,251 Jaye. 994 01:11:34,874 --> 01:11:36,217 Jaye, now. 995 01:11:46,010 --> 01:11:47,260 I'm out. 996 01:11:47,261 --> 01:11:48,845 Plan B, rendezvous Bravo. 997 01:11:48,846 --> 01:11:50,564 Negative. Proceed to rendezvous Charlie. 998 01:11:50,807 --> 01:11:51,808 Charlie. 999 01:11:52,391 --> 01:11:54,109 What's that supposed to mean? 1000 01:11:55,228 --> 01:11:56,650 Sorry, Jaye. 1001 01:11:58,439 --> 01:11:59,440 I got it from here. 1002 01:12:00,066 --> 01:12:01,149 Don't. 1003 01:12:01,150 --> 01:12:04,069 We have proof. We're taking it to Joe Colton. 1004 01:12:04,070 --> 01:12:05,572 You planned this all along. 1005 01:12:05,738 --> 01:12:07,405 Block, stand down. 1006 01:12:07,406 --> 01:12:09,750 We ain't lawyers. We're soldiers. 1007 01:12:10,243 --> 01:12:12,541 I told you I was gonna find the man who did this. 1008 01:12:14,038 --> 01:12:15,039 I was gonna kill him. 1009 01:12:15,164 --> 01:12:16,461 No! That's... No. Negative! 1010 01:12:16,624 --> 01:12:18,297 Block. Block. 1011 01:12:21,712 --> 01:12:22,713 Damn it! 1012 01:12:25,675 --> 01:12:27,143 One in the chamber. 1013 01:12:38,855 --> 01:12:40,698 Block? Block, where are you? 1014 01:12:45,027 --> 01:12:46,119 (GRUNTS) 1015 01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:48,281 (TYRES SQUEAL) 1016 01:12:51,951 --> 01:12:53,043 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1017 01:12:53,286 --> 01:12:54,287 (GROANS) 1018 01:13:24,692 --> 01:13:25,739 (GROANS) 1019 01:13:31,699 --> 01:13:32,791 (GROANS) 1020 01:13:33,451 --> 01:13:35,044 I want to see that face. 1021 01:13:35,828 --> 01:13:36,995 (GROANING) 1022 01:13:36,996 --> 01:13:39,294 The one where you realise today's the day. 1023 01:13:39,832 --> 01:13:42,500 It's the face all those pretty little Joes had in the desert 1024 01:13:42,501 --> 01:13:44,336 when I lit them all up like fireworks! 1025 01:13:44,337 --> 01:13:45,930 (GRUNTS) 1026 01:13:59,977 --> 01:14:01,945 I really want to see that face. 1027 01:14:06,233 --> 01:14:07,692 There it is. 1028 01:14:07,693 --> 01:14:09,695 (VEHICLE APPROACHING) 1029 01:14:11,781 --> 01:14:13,283 (GRUNTS) 1030 01:14:14,158 --> 01:14:15,375 (GROANS) 1031 01:14:17,286 --> 01:14:18,333 (GASPING) 1032 01:14:39,934 --> 01:14:43,395 BLIND MASTER: If Cobra and Zartan are in the White House, 1033 01:14:43,396 --> 01:14:45,069 then the world is at stake. 1034 01:14:45,690 --> 01:14:46,737 Storm Shadow. 1035 01:14:47,066 --> 01:14:49,410 You will tell us Cobra's endgame, 1036 01:14:50,236 --> 01:14:51,829 or die 1037 01:14:52,071 --> 01:14:56,292 by the same sword you once used to kill our master. 1038 01:14:56,742 --> 01:14:57,789 Your sword, 1039 01:14:59,870 --> 01:15:03,044 given to you by our beloved Hard Master. 1040 01:15:04,250 --> 01:15:07,424 Do you deny that your envy and hatred drove you to shed 1041 01:15:07,878 --> 01:15:09,926 the Hard Master's blood? 1042 01:15:12,133 --> 01:15:14,807 STORM SHADOW: It's possible to feel so much hate 1043 01:15:15,261 --> 01:15:17,605 you stop feeling it at all. 1044 01:15:18,431 --> 01:15:21,401 Like a fish not knowing it's in water. 1045 01:15:23,561 --> 01:15:26,235 But my path was chosen for me 1046 01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:28,942 by my enemy 1047 01:15:29,775 --> 01:15:32,779 who framed me for killing the Hard Master. 1048 01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:37,913 And my friends 1049 01:15:40,161 --> 01:15:41,913 who believed it. 1050 01:15:46,709 --> 01:15:50,054 Why defend yourself to men too blind to see? 1051 01:15:53,299 --> 01:15:55,017 That is the Hard Master's blood. 1052 01:15:57,970 --> 01:15:59,313 But that is not... 1053 01:16:00,222 --> 01:16:01,474 (YELLS) 1054 01:16:02,850 --> 01:16:04,397 Wait! 1055 01:16:05,394 --> 01:16:06,816 ...my sword. 1056 01:16:16,405 --> 01:16:19,249 Arashikage steel does not break. 1057 01:16:24,413 --> 01:16:27,166 I have asked myself over and over 1058 01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:31,929 who despised me enough to destroy my life? 1059 01:16:33,506 --> 01:16:35,554 BLIND MASTER: I am sorry, Storm Shadow. 1060 01:16:35,966 --> 01:16:39,311 But who would stand to gain the most by framing you for this crime? 1061 01:16:42,807 --> 01:16:45,356 Your young adversary who chased you away? 1062 01:16:52,149 --> 01:16:55,779 Or the man into whose arms you were chased. 1063 01:16:58,364 --> 01:17:00,366 Someone who welcomed you, 1064 01:17:01,158 --> 01:17:02,910 showed you kindness. 1065 01:17:03,786 --> 01:17:04,867 STORM SHADOW: He needed me. 1066 01:17:05,287 --> 01:17:07,039 For who I would become. 1067 01:17:09,542 --> 01:17:11,965 A warrior of great skill and anger. 1068 01:17:13,879 --> 01:17:18,225 The man who betrayed me was capable of great ingenuity, 1069 01:17:21,178 --> 01:17:22,680 violence, 1070 01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:28,193 but most of all, 1071 01:17:29,687 --> 01:17:31,189 disguise. 1072 01:17:34,859 --> 01:17:36,361 Zartan. 1073 01:17:37,027 --> 01:17:38,449 BLIND MASTER: Yes. 1074 01:17:39,613 --> 01:17:42,833 Tell us what he and Cobra have planned 1075 01:17:43,159 --> 01:17:46,003 so we can destroy our common enemy 1076 01:17:46,662 --> 01:17:48,005 together. 1077 01:17:52,543 --> 01:17:53,920 Try to hold still. 1078 01:17:54,420 --> 01:17:55,546 (DOOR OPENING) 1079 01:17:56,589 --> 01:17:59,388 You want to remind me how knuckles are supposed to strike again? 1080 01:18:00,176 --> 01:18:01,177 Together. 1081 01:18:02,469 --> 01:18:03,595 Those were your words. 1082 01:18:03,721 --> 01:18:06,306 - I had a shot and I took it. - Now, don't give me that! 1083 01:18:06,307 --> 01:18:07,390 You went rogue. 1084 01:18:07,391 --> 01:18:08,433 And I'd do it again. 1085 01:18:08,434 --> 01:18:10,528 Yeah? And what was your big plan, then, huh? 1086 01:18:10,853 --> 01:18:12,321 You get yourself killed? 1087 01:18:12,688 --> 01:18:17,285 Jesus Christ. I listened to everything you said over and over again. 1088 01:18:18,027 --> 01:18:19,028 I never questioned... 1089 01:18:19,236 --> 01:18:21,364 I wasn't going to bury any more Joes. 1090 01:18:29,872 --> 01:18:31,419 I've got guns to clean. 1091 01:18:49,308 --> 01:18:50,309 Hey. 1092 01:18:51,685 --> 01:18:52,937 Help me out here? 1093 01:18:59,985 --> 01:19:01,157 Thanks. 1094 01:19:20,172 --> 01:19:22,174 If my dad could see me now... 1095 01:19:22,424 --> 01:19:23,926 What are you talking about? 1096 01:19:25,594 --> 01:19:26,937 He wouldn't believe it. 1097 01:19:27,846 --> 01:19:29,018 Why? 1098 01:19:32,434 --> 01:19:34,436 Third generation military. 1099 01:19:34,687 --> 01:19:37,190 Desperately wanted a fourth, and 1100 01:19:37,731 --> 01:19:39,404 my mom had me. 1101 01:19:42,027 --> 01:19:43,074 (CLEARS THROAT) 1102 01:19:44,363 --> 01:19:46,707 Well, he must be real proud of you, then. 1103 01:19:47,199 --> 01:19:49,372 JAYE: He didn't believe in female soldiers. 1104 01:19:50,119 --> 01:19:52,713 I finally asked him why. He said 1105 01:19:54,206 --> 01:19:57,210 he didn't want to put his life in the hands of a woman. 1106 01:19:59,628 --> 01:20:01,471 I enlisted the next day. 1107 01:20:03,048 --> 01:20:05,221 Spent the next seven years 1108 01:20:05,551 --> 01:20:08,521 trying to outrank him so he'd have to salute me. 1109 01:20:09,805 --> 01:20:11,182 Did it work? 1110 01:20:20,983 --> 01:20:22,985 He died before I got the chance. 1111 01:20:24,903 --> 01:20:26,246 I'm sorry. 1112 01:20:45,257 --> 01:20:46,759 I'm actually gonna miss the red. 1113 01:20:49,053 --> 01:20:50,475 You look real nice. 1114 01:20:52,639 --> 01:20:55,893 Hey. I said we got guns to clean. 1115 01:20:56,935 --> 01:20:58,528 The world ain't saving itself. 1116 01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:03,363 That was for the tax hike. 1117 01:21:03,609 --> 01:21:05,532 Like you pay taxes. 1118 01:21:05,944 --> 01:21:07,946 Ain't always about me. 1119 01:21:08,947 --> 01:21:10,574 ZARTAN: Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1120 01:21:12,034 --> 01:21:13,707 We still need the man. 1121 01:21:15,371 --> 01:21:17,874 Besides, we've grown close. 1122 01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:21,377 Is Storm Shadow in? 1123 01:21:21,627 --> 01:21:25,552 Don't you worry about him. He'll be more than ready. 1124 01:21:26,006 --> 01:21:28,259 I'm not too impressed with your Cabinet. 1125 01:21:29,510 --> 01:21:32,013 (CHUCKLING) No confirmation hearings, that's what you get. 1126 01:21:33,555 --> 01:21:34,977 COBRA COMMANDER: Enough! 1127 01:21:35,307 --> 01:21:37,230 I'll take it from here. 1128 01:21:39,269 --> 01:21:41,237 He who controls this briefcase, 1129 01:21:41,563 --> 01:21:44,315 controls the U.S. nuclear arsenal 1130 01:21:44,316 --> 01:21:45,909 and the fate of humanity. 1131 01:21:47,152 --> 01:21:49,575 Open your eyes, Mr Ex-President. 1132 01:21:50,781 --> 01:21:53,455 FIREFLY: The eyes are the windows to the soul. 1133 01:21:53,909 --> 01:21:54,956 (STRAINING) 1134 01:21:56,286 --> 01:21:57,703 Open up. 1135 01:21:57,704 --> 01:21:59,047 COBRA COMMANDER: Zeus is ready. 1136 01:22:00,666 --> 01:22:04,216 We just need one final piece of the puzzle. 1137 01:22:05,421 --> 01:22:07,549 FIREFLY: Well done. (CHUCKLES) 1138 01:22:10,884 --> 01:22:12,682 History will stand in judgment. 1139 01:22:13,679 --> 01:22:15,352 Not of me. Of you. 1140 01:22:15,514 --> 01:22:16,561 (LAUGHS) 1141 01:22:22,187 --> 01:22:23,439 What do we got, Jaye? 1142 01:22:24,773 --> 01:22:27,276 Zartan's entire focus has been this nuclear summit. 1143 01:22:27,443 --> 01:22:29,036 It has to be the key to whatever he's planning. 1144 01:22:29,194 --> 01:22:31,367 All right. Well, then that's our target. 1145 01:22:32,030 --> 01:22:33,202 Yeah. 1146 01:22:34,700 --> 01:22:36,373 Guys, move. 1147 01:22:37,327 --> 01:22:38,670 (COCKING GUN) 1148 01:22:51,091 --> 01:22:52,138 (GRUNTING) 1149 01:22:59,057 --> 01:23:00,775 I think I'm faster than you, Snake Eyes. 1150 01:23:05,564 --> 01:23:07,237 Damn Ninjas. 1151 01:23:07,608 --> 01:23:08,825 (CHUCKLES) 1152 01:23:09,359 --> 01:23:10,906 Good to see you, brother. 1153 01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:12,492 Jaye. 1154 01:23:13,071 --> 01:23:14,072 Jinx. 1155 01:23:17,409 --> 01:23:18,752 FLINT: Back up. 1156 01:23:21,246 --> 01:23:22,247 He's with us. 1157 01:23:23,874 --> 01:23:25,376 I am not with you. 1158 01:23:25,709 --> 01:23:27,382 But for this once, 1159 01:23:27,878 --> 01:23:29,504 I am not against you. 1160 01:23:29,505 --> 01:23:31,052 How many of our men has he killed? 1161 01:23:31,548 --> 01:23:33,221 We're supposed to fight with him? 1162 01:23:37,554 --> 01:23:41,400 The leaders of the world will gather tomorrow. It's a trap. 1163 01:23:41,642 --> 01:23:43,610 Storm is the only one who knows Cobra's plan 1164 01:23:43,810 --> 01:23:46,279 inside and out. He can help us find a way to stop it. 1165 01:23:46,772 --> 01:23:48,774 But we have to work together. 1166 01:23:53,862 --> 01:23:55,034 ROADBLOCK: All right. 1167 01:23:56,698 --> 01:23:57,870 Let's move. 1168 01:24:11,630 --> 01:24:13,473 Merry Christmas. 1169 01:24:15,634 --> 01:24:17,477 Makes you wonder about your neighbours. 1170 01:24:30,315 --> 01:24:31,487 Nice. 1171 01:24:42,452 --> 01:24:43,624 Open up that couch. 1172 01:24:51,336 --> 01:24:52,804 Anything? 1173 01:24:53,589 --> 01:24:55,091 I brought my own. 1174 01:24:57,009 --> 01:24:58,352 Nice. 1175 01:25:17,279 --> 01:25:18,622 Yeah, that'll work. 1176 01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:23,292 Hey. 1177 01:25:24,286 --> 01:25:25,458 That one's mine. 1178 01:25:26,622 --> 01:25:28,465 This really is Patton's gun, isn't it? 1179 01:25:29,291 --> 01:25:30,713 Gift from his family. 1180 01:25:31,793 --> 01:25:32,885 What an honour. 1181 01:25:33,712 --> 01:25:34,804 You bet. 1182 01:25:36,798 --> 01:25:40,143 I was actually thinking about something a little more your size. 1183 01:25:45,307 --> 01:25:47,150 Try not to scratch her up. 1184 01:25:48,977 --> 01:25:50,979 Idles a little rough in neutral. 1185 01:25:53,065 --> 01:25:54,908 I ain't gonna be in neutral. 1186 01:25:55,651 --> 01:25:56,994 Hoo-ah. 1187 01:25:57,861 --> 01:25:59,283 What about you? 1188 01:26:01,615 --> 01:26:04,289 DOD says I can't come out of retirement. 1189 01:26:08,413 --> 01:26:10,836 They didn't say anything about reenlisting. 1190 01:26:14,336 --> 01:26:16,509 Reporting for duty, Sergeant Major. 1191 01:26:17,506 --> 01:26:19,258 I'd like to bring a couple friends of mine. 1192 01:26:20,425 --> 01:26:22,268 ROADBLOCK: Colton's team, it's our honour. 1193 01:26:22,594 --> 01:26:23,719 You guys take the perimeter. 1194 01:26:23,720 --> 01:26:25,688 Flint, Jaye, Snake, you guys take the flank. 1195 01:26:26,181 --> 01:26:28,525 Jinx and Storm, Trojan Horse. 1196 01:26:29,101 --> 01:26:30,853 Zartan will be holding the briefcase. 1197 01:26:31,103 --> 01:26:32,937 Storm will be the closest man to him. 1198 01:26:32,938 --> 01:26:35,532 But he can't move until we're all in position. 1199 01:26:35,774 --> 01:26:37,321 Everyone keep your eye on the prize. 1200 01:26:37,567 --> 01:26:39,911 We secure the football, we secure the world. 1201 01:26:40,696 --> 01:26:42,539 Snake, how's all that sound? 1202 01:26:43,115 --> 01:26:44,156 That's what I thought. 1203 01:26:44,157 --> 01:26:45,158 FLINT: Okay, wait. Hold on a second. 1204 01:26:45,367 --> 01:26:49,042 We still have enemy armour here, here, and here. 1205 01:26:49,246 --> 01:26:50,418 Right? 1206 01:26:51,373 --> 01:26:53,717 These tanks survive, we don't. 1207 01:26:55,460 --> 01:26:57,133 Leave the tanks to me. 1208 01:26:57,754 --> 01:26:58,879 General? 1209 01:26:58,880 --> 01:26:59,972 Call me Joe. 1210 01:27:00,465 --> 01:27:02,058 - Anything I missed? - No. 1211 01:27:02,300 --> 01:27:05,144 Rock solid. My orders? 1212 01:27:05,637 --> 01:27:06,638 The President. 1213 01:27:08,473 --> 01:27:10,475 - Brenda's with my team. - Roger that. 1214 01:27:12,060 --> 01:27:13,312 Does Brenda get a vote? 1215 01:27:13,979 --> 01:27:15,652 ROADBLOCK: Negative. 1216 01:27:16,231 --> 01:27:17,323 You need a pen? 1217 01:27:17,941 --> 01:27:19,488 I need your help. 1218 01:27:21,319 --> 01:27:22,571 ROADBLOCK: All right. 1219 01:27:22,904 --> 01:27:24,739 Let's kick that ass! Hoo-ah! 1220 01:27:24,740 --> 01:27:25,832 ALL: Hoo-ah! 1221 01:27:28,410 --> 01:27:29,910 REPORTER 1: A historic day for 1222 01:27:29,911 --> 01:27:32,037 the President of the United States as he meets with... 1223 01:27:32,038 --> 01:27:34,457 REPORTER 2: This afternoon, the President is meeting with the leaders 1224 01:27:34,458 --> 01:27:35,958 of the eight nuclear powers. 1225 01:27:35,959 --> 01:27:37,757 REPORTER 3: Never before has a President been so bold 1226 01:27:37,961 --> 01:27:40,296 to call the leaders of the world together... 1227 01:27:40,297 --> 01:27:42,089 REPORTER 4: These are unprecedented nuclear talks 1228 01:27:42,090 --> 01:27:43,591 that most believed would never happen. 1229 01:27:43,592 --> 01:27:46,186 REPORTER 5: You can bet security is at its highest... 1230 01:27:46,511 --> 01:27:48,345 REPORTER 6: We may be closer to a nuclear-free world 1231 01:27:48,346 --> 01:27:49,939 than we have ever been. 1232 01:27:50,307 --> 01:27:51,599 ZARTAN: My fellow world leaders, 1233 01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:54,353 welcome to the hallowed grounds of Fort Sumter, 1234 01:27:54,811 --> 01:28:00,033 whose proud walls saw the first shots in our nation's grievous Civil War. 1235 01:28:00,692 --> 01:28:04,663 Here, men rushed through the breach in a madness. 1236 01:28:05,030 --> 01:28:08,534 What better place to step back from that same breach. 1237 01:28:08,867 --> 01:28:11,040 Renounce our darker natures. 1238 01:28:12,037 --> 01:28:14,381 Forgive our staunchest foes. 1239 01:28:17,459 --> 01:28:19,461 This site is symbolic. 1240 01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:22,719 Not only for the peace we seek to achieve, 1241 01:28:23,799 --> 01:28:27,349 but the conflagration we seek to avoid. 1242 01:28:29,095 --> 01:28:31,348 The Cobras who protect us today 1243 01:28:31,681 --> 01:28:35,276 are dedicated to the belief that there is no greater peace 1244 01:28:35,393 --> 01:28:36,895 than peace of mind. 1245 01:28:38,814 --> 01:28:40,898 - Thank you. (APPLAUSE) 1246 01:28:40,899 --> 01:28:42,483 RUSSIAN LEADER: I'll say it again. 1247 01:28:42,484 --> 01:28:45,237 The world is safer with a nuclear presence. 1248 01:28:45,654 --> 01:28:48,828 I'm sure your electorate will be happy by our final proposal. 1249 01:28:49,241 --> 01:28:52,586 50% reduction by 2016. 1250 01:28:55,163 --> 01:28:57,586 There are a lot of leaders in this room. 1251 01:28:58,667 --> 01:29:01,671 But only one leader of the free world. 1252 01:29:02,170 --> 01:29:03,513 And he, 1253 01:29:04,172 --> 01:29:06,345 I, stay with me, 1254 01:29:07,342 --> 01:29:11,939 asked you here with the goal of universal disarmament. 1255 01:29:12,430 --> 01:29:13,556 Nuclear zero. 1256 01:29:14,516 --> 01:29:18,521 Now, I was prepared to cajole to get what I want. 1257 01:29:18,937 --> 01:29:20,689 I'm now at threaten. 1258 01:29:21,773 --> 01:29:26,119 Each of you will clear out his nuclear closet immediately. 1259 01:29:26,486 --> 01:29:30,707 Failure to participate will be considered an act of war. 1260 01:29:31,408 --> 01:29:32,950 You're joking, of course. 1261 01:29:32,951 --> 01:29:34,535 This summit is over. 1262 01:29:34,536 --> 01:29:35,628 ZARTAN: Then this is it. 1263 01:29:36,121 --> 01:29:37,293 This is it, boys. 1264 01:29:39,749 --> 01:29:41,751 This country is at war. 1265 01:29:42,085 --> 01:29:46,135 With you and you and you and you and you and you. 1266 01:29:56,266 --> 01:29:59,065 JOE 1: Delta team in position. Echo, you're a go. 1267 01:29:59,644 --> 01:30:01,863 JOE 2: This is Echo. Beginning assault. 1268 01:30:04,816 --> 01:30:06,659 ZARTAN: The U.S. nuclear arsenal 1269 01:30:06,943 --> 01:30:11,447 is capable of destroying each of your countries 14 times over. 1270 01:30:11,448 --> 01:30:14,497 Fifteen, in the case of North Korea, just to be sure. 1271 01:30:15,076 --> 01:30:16,669 And all 1272 01:30:17,996 --> 01:30:18,997 (BEEPING) 1273 01:30:19,581 --> 01:30:20,924 at the push 1274 01:30:21,333 --> 01:30:22,380 of a button. 1275 01:30:24,794 --> 01:30:25,841 (PEOPLE CLAMOURING) 1276 01:30:37,557 --> 01:30:39,434 ZARTAN: It's true. Yeah! 1277 01:30:39,893 --> 01:30:41,145 Yeah, I pressed it. 1278 01:30:41,519 --> 01:30:42,645 You have lost your mind! 1279 01:30:43,396 --> 01:30:45,069 It's all relative. 1280 01:30:47,484 --> 01:30:49,657 You got three minutes to decide. 1281 01:30:49,945 --> 01:30:52,414 MAN 1: You got next watch? MAN 2: Maintain radio silence. 1282 01:30:54,032 --> 01:30:55,500 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1283 01:31:08,713 --> 01:31:09,760 (INDISTINCT CLAMOURING) 1284 01:31:10,715 --> 01:31:14,561 We cannot, we will not leave a legacy of acquiescence! 1285 01:31:14,761 --> 01:31:16,322 - Bring the briefcase. (SPEAKING KOREAN) 1286 01:31:24,396 --> 01:31:25,739 FRENCH LEADER: Don't do this! 1287 01:31:25,981 --> 01:31:27,403 There can be no winners! 1288 01:31:31,277 --> 01:31:33,120 Ooh. High score. 1289 01:31:33,405 --> 01:31:37,911 Let history record who was responsible for this madness. 1290 01:31:41,746 --> 01:31:43,168 Launch. 1291 01:31:53,675 --> 01:31:54,722 (SPEAKING HINDI) 1292 01:31:58,930 --> 01:32:00,227 (SPEAKS KOREAN) 1293 01:32:02,642 --> 01:32:04,235 Launch. 1294 01:32:16,948 --> 01:32:17,949 (SOLDIER GRUNTS) 1295 01:32:22,704 --> 01:32:24,001 Eyes on the Emerald City. 1296 01:32:24,372 --> 01:32:27,296 Jaye and Colton, you're a go for POTUS. 1297 01:32:47,979 --> 01:32:48,980 You all right? 1298 01:32:49,314 --> 01:32:51,157 Yeah. You all right? 1299 01:32:52,150 --> 01:32:53,993 My cholesterol's a little high. 1300 01:32:56,154 --> 01:32:58,327 JAYE: Jaye and General Colton. Checkpoint neutralised. 1301 01:32:58,865 --> 01:33:00,333 You're on your own. 1302 01:33:03,203 --> 01:33:04,295 (RAPID BEEPING ON MONITORS) 1303 01:33:12,170 --> 01:33:16,175 Well, the good news is, no global warming summit next month. 1304 01:33:17,509 --> 01:33:18,852 Unless 1305 01:33:19,177 --> 01:33:22,351 one of us cared enough about his place in history 1306 01:33:22,680 --> 01:33:25,183 to unilaterally disable his warheads. 1307 01:33:25,558 --> 01:33:26,650 Hmm? 1308 01:33:26,935 --> 01:33:28,455 You know, in the name of the children. 1309 01:33:28,686 --> 01:33:30,359 Any volunteers? 1310 01:33:30,688 --> 01:33:32,361 No? Fine. 1311 01:33:32,649 --> 01:33:33,866 Me. 1312 01:33:43,868 --> 01:33:44,869 (INDISTINCT TALKING) 1313 01:33:45,537 --> 01:33:46,538 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 1314 01:33:46,871 --> 01:33:49,044 Call your people to confirm. 1315 01:33:49,207 --> 01:33:50,959 You're a complete lunatic. 1316 01:33:51,209 --> 01:33:53,382 Says the man about to destroy Asia. 1317 01:33:53,753 --> 01:33:55,354 Come on, who's going to follow suit, huh? 1318 01:33:55,380 --> 01:33:58,805 Are you really going to stand by and watch as Earth is destroyed? 1319 01:33:59,050 --> 01:34:00,222 Abort! 1320 01:34:04,222 --> 01:34:05,724 (SPEAKING HINDI) 1321 01:34:16,234 --> 01:34:18,236 I figured North Korea for last. 1322 01:34:19,362 --> 01:34:20,409 (EXCLAIMS) (DEVICE BUZZES) 1323 01:34:21,114 --> 01:34:22,866 Got to love the little guy. 1324 01:34:23,533 --> 01:34:24,876 Gentlemen. 1325 01:34:25,201 --> 01:34:27,829 Welcome to a nuclear-free world. 1326 01:34:30,081 --> 01:34:34,757 I want to direct your attention to live images of your homelands. 1327 01:34:43,052 --> 01:34:45,680 Now, you're looking at an advanced weapons system 1328 01:34:45,930 --> 01:34:47,603 we call Project Zeus. 1329 01:34:49,100 --> 01:34:52,320 There are seven Zeus satellites orbiting Earth. 1330 01:34:52,770 --> 01:34:56,491 Each satellite contains 10 hollow platinum tubes 1331 01:34:56,649 --> 01:34:58,651 filled with a tungsten rod. 1332 01:35:00,028 --> 01:35:02,281 Zeus satellite 1-A approaching London. 1333 01:35:02,530 --> 01:35:06,034 Ordnance live and loaded. Awaiting drop authorisation. 1334 01:35:06,451 --> 01:35:10,831 Now, to direct a rod to its target, we don't launch it or fire it. 1335 01:35:11,164 --> 01:35:12,285 COBRA COMMANDER: We drop it! 1336 01:35:17,462 --> 01:35:19,885 Gravity does the rest. 1337 01:35:22,300 --> 01:35:23,643 Observe. 1338 01:35:27,347 --> 01:35:29,520 Satellite 1-A. We have remote launch authorisation. 1339 01:35:29,641 --> 01:35:31,484 MAN: Three, two, one, 1340 01:35:31,851 --> 01:35:32,943 drop. 1341 01:35:39,317 --> 01:35:42,321 A rod touches down eight times faster than a bullet. 1342 01:35:42,654 --> 01:35:46,158 And with a force significantly greater than a nuclear warhead. 1343 01:35:48,826 --> 01:35:50,499 None of the fallout. 1344 01:35:51,371 --> 01:35:53,044 All of the fun. 1345 01:35:56,167 --> 01:35:57,447 (ALL GASPING) (EXCLAIMS IN HINDI) 1346 01:36:15,520 --> 01:36:17,648 FRENCH LEADER: You will have to answer for this. 1347 01:36:18,147 --> 01:36:20,491 To your Congress, your courts. 1348 01:36:20,900 --> 01:36:24,370 Correction, they will have to answer to me. 1349 01:36:24,570 --> 01:36:26,413 What is it you want? 1350 01:36:29,158 --> 01:36:31,160 I want it all. 1351 01:36:51,931 --> 01:36:56,186 The Cobra revolution has begun. 1352 01:36:57,020 --> 01:37:01,867 By pressing that button, Zartan initiated an auto-drop sequence. 1353 01:37:02,942 --> 01:37:05,819 My Zeus satellites are moving into position 1354 01:37:05,820 --> 01:37:07,618 over your six remaining countries. 1355 01:37:08,031 --> 01:37:10,784 Satellites 2-A through 7-A en route to targets. 1356 01:37:11,617 --> 01:37:14,370 The same button that begins this can end it. 1357 01:37:15,038 --> 01:37:17,040 But I only press it for a price. 1358 01:37:18,041 --> 01:37:20,385 Total allegiance. 1359 01:37:21,878 --> 01:37:23,004 (YELLS) (ALL SHOUTING) 1360 01:37:30,762 --> 01:37:32,435 JINX: Block, secure the perimeter! 1361 01:37:41,314 --> 01:37:42,361 (GROANS) 1362 01:37:50,365 --> 01:37:54,040 Get the control case from Zartan. I'm going to drop them all. 1363 01:37:56,662 --> 01:37:59,006 Head to the door! Go, go, go! 1364 01:38:29,821 --> 01:38:31,664 Satellites en route to targets. 1365 01:38:31,823 --> 01:38:33,825 Beginning command protocols. 1366 01:39:19,036 --> 01:39:20,379 MAN: Follow that ground team! Go! 1367 01:39:22,540 --> 01:39:23,541 Stay. 1368 01:39:38,514 --> 01:39:40,437 MAN: On your six, Cobra two! 1369 01:39:49,400 --> 01:39:52,199 Cobra one, Cobra one, I need eyes on! Eyes on! 1370 01:39:57,533 --> 01:39:58,705 (GRUNTS) 1371 01:40:08,002 --> 01:40:09,294 (GUN CLICKING) 1372 01:40:09,295 --> 01:40:10,547 Damn it. 1373 01:40:15,134 --> 01:40:16,477 (PANTING) 1374 01:40:18,262 --> 01:40:19,263 SOLDIER: We've got her cornered. 1375 01:40:19,388 --> 01:40:21,106 She ain't going anywhere. 1376 01:40:25,436 --> 01:40:26,528 (BOTH GROANING) 1377 01:40:47,833 --> 01:40:48,834 JINX: Go! 1378 01:41:12,817 --> 01:41:16,663 ZARTAN: Storm. I never figured you for a Joe. 1379 01:41:16,779 --> 01:41:18,827 I'm very disappointed in you. 1380 01:41:36,716 --> 01:41:38,013 You're a bitch to hit. 1381 01:42:20,551 --> 01:42:21,723 (NINJA YELLING) 1382 01:42:33,397 --> 01:42:34,398 Traitor. 1383 01:42:38,903 --> 01:42:40,029 Storm. 1384 01:42:41,989 --> 01:42:43,740 You know, this sword was never intended 1385 01:42:43,741 --> 01:42:46,210 for anyone with anger management issues. 1386 01:42:59,924 --> 01:43:01,050 (LAUGHING) 1387 01:43:01,759 --> 01:43:02,931 Boom! 1388 01:43:08,182 --> 01:43:09,274 (SILENCED GUNSHOT) 1389 01:43:12,603 --> 01:43:14,276 - What was that? - Shut up. 1390 01:43:20,695 --> 01:43:22,112 - Ray? - Yes, sir. 1391 01:43:22,113 --> 01:43:23,697 Check the door. Give me a sit rep. 1392 01:43:23,698 --> 01:43:24,745 I'm on it. 1393 01:43:33,040 --> 01:43:34,462 (DOOR OPENING) 1394 01:43:40,005 --> 01:43:41,382 You two secure the entrance. 1395 01:43:55,479 --> 01:43:56,571 (GUN FIRING) 1396 01:44:03,738 --> 01:44:05,778 - What are you doing? - Let's go. We're out of here. 1397 01:44:06,741 --> 01:44:08,584 Stand down. I'm gonna shoot him! 1398 01:44:09,577 --> 01:44:11,079 I said stand down! 1399 01:44:12,747 --> 01:44:16,172 Be a good G.I. Joe and drop the gun. We're walking out of here. 1400 01:44:16,542 --> 01:44:18,044 I will shoot him in the head. Do you understand me? 1401 01:44:18,252 --> 01:44:20,132 You're not listening, are you? Put the gun down! 1402 01:44:20,171 --> 01:44:21,263 Drop it! 1403 01:44:21,797 --> 01:44:23,094 (GROANS) (SCREAMS) 1404 01:44:29,930 --> 01:44:31,273 Easy, easy. 1405 01:44:32,183 --> 01:44:33,605 Put some pressure on it. 1406 01:44:33,809 --> 01:44:35,231 General Colton. 1407 01:44:35,561 --> 01:44:37,201 - It's good to see you. - Good to see you. 1408 01:44:37,354 --> 01:44:39,354 - Sorry, Mr President. PRESIDENT: - No, it's fine. 1409 01:44:39,607 --> 01:44:40,950 Come on. Let's move. 1410 01:44:41,192 --> 01:44:42,239 Here we go. 1411 01:44:42,735 --> 01:44:45,204 Roadblock, POTUS secure. No casualties. 1412 01:44:47,865 --> 01:44:48,986 ROADBLOCK: Roger that, Jaye. 1413 01:44:56,665 --> 01:44:58,667 You betrayed the Hard Master. 1414 01:45:01,670 --> 01:45:03,013 And made me what I am. 1415 01:45:03,422 --> 01:45:04,548 Yep. 1416 01:45:04,924 --> 01:45:06,551 Yeah, I can see that was wrong. 1417 01:45:11,138 --> 01:45:12,230 (BOTH GRUNT) 1418 01:45:31,617 --> 01:45:34,496 ROADBLOCK: We need eyes on Firefly and Cobra ASAP. 1419 01:45:40,918 --> 01:45:41,919 (GRUNTS) 1420 01:45:46,757 --> 01:45:48,430 FLINT: Courtyard clear. No sign of him. 1421 01:45:52,346 --> 01:45:54,223 FIREFLY: Commander, I have the case. 1422 01:45:55,015 --> 01:45:56,432 We are still a go. 1423 01:45:56,433 --> 01:45:57,776 How long till drop? 1424 01:45:58,394 --> 01:46:01,147 On schedule, Commander. Five minutes to live fire. 1425 01:46:01,438 --> 01:46:02,439 Final targeting to begin shortly. 1426 01:46:02,606 --> 01:46:05,450 Zeus satellites 4 and 7 in position. 1427 01:46:09,738 --> 01:46:13,993 Zeus satellites 2, 3, 5, and 6 are locked on target. France, 1428 01:46:14,535 --> 01:46:15,912 Russia, North Korea, 1429 01:46:16,328 --> 01:46:19,332 India, Israel, China. 1430 01:46:41,145 --> 01:46:42,146 Block. 1431 01:46:43,105 --> 01:46:44,322 Cobra Commander's bugging out. 1432 01:46:44,523 --> 01:46:45,820 No sign of Firefly. 1433 01:46:47,276 --> 01:46:48,619 ROADBLOCK: I've got him. 1434 01:47:01,373 --> 01:47:03,876 Targets acquired. Ordnance live and loading. 1435 01:47:04,585 --> 01:47:06,679 Zeus 4 is ready to fire. Hatch is open. 1436 01:47:08,130 --> 01:47:09,177 (GROANING) 1437 01:47:20,434 --> 01:47:22,857 MAN 1: Get him! MAN 2: Take him out! 1438 01:47:25,064 --> 01:47:26,111 (GRUNTS) 1439 01:48:10,192 --> 01:48:11,660 (GRUNTING) 1440 01:48:20,911 --> 01:48:21,912 (CHUCKLES) 1441 01:48:23,247 --> 01:48:25,045 You want that case? 1442 01:48:25,582 --> 01:48:27,425 You're gonna have to come through me. 1443 01:48:27,668 --> 01:48:29,170 Oh, yeah. 1444 01:48:30,421 --> 01:48:31,422 That's right. 1445 01:48:45,019 --> 01:48:47,863 MAN: All satellites have begun load for final countdown. 1446 01:48:52,526 --> 01:48:53,573 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1447 01:49:23,682 --> 01:49:25,525 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1448 01:49:49,666 --> 01:49:51,009 MAN: Launch codes confirmed. 1449 01:49:52,711 --> 01:49:54,088 Ten seconds to live fire. 1450 01:49:55,672 --> 01:49:56,673 Ten. 1451 01:49:57,007 --> 01:49:58,259 Nine. 1452 01:49:58,425 --> 01:49:59,768 Eight. 1453 01:50:00,094 --> 01:50:02,438 Seven. Six. 1454 01:50:02,805 --> 01:50:03,852 Five. 1455 01:50:03,972 --> 01:50:05,269 Four. 1456 01:50:05,390 --> 01:50:06,849 Three. 1457 01:50:06,850 --> 01:50:08,193 Two. 1458 01:50:25,452 --> 01:50:27,125 Threat terminated. 1459 01:50:28,622 --> 01:50:31,796 Team Bravo, perimeter has been cleared and secured. 1460 01:50:57,401 --> 01:50:58,948 (WIND WHISTLING) 1461 01:51:51,955 --> 01:51:53,673 MAN: Joe Command to covert operations. 1462 01:51:53,790 --> 01:51:55,167 We have control of the perimeter. 1463 01:51:55,959 --> 01:51:57,835 Medical personnel are on the scene. 1464 01:51:57,836 --> 01:51:59,170 All Joes are accounted for. 1465 01:51:59,171 --> 01:52:00,764 We're going home. 1466 01:52:11,600 --> 01:52:13,851 REPORTER 1: The President is back safe in the Oval Office today, 1467 01:52:13,852 --> 01:52:16,312 presiding over a ceremony honouring the G. I. Joes. 1468 01:52:16,313 --> 01:52:17,647 REPORTER 2: With the world back in order, 1469 01:52:17,648 --> 01:52:19,946 rebuilding has begun around the world. 1470 01:52:20,192 --> 01:52:22,490 PRESIDENT: Those who stand beside us, 1471 01:52:22,653 --> 01:52:25,372 the world knows them as Joes. 1472 01:52:26,365 --> 01:52:28,993 We know them as heroes. 1473 01:52:29,368 --> 01:52:31,370 (APPLAUSE) 1474 01:52:34,039 --> 01:52:35,382 Jinx. 1475 01:52:36,041 --> 01:52:37,668 Welcome to the Joes. 1476 01:52:39,002 --> 01:52:40,003 Flint. 1477 01:52:40,462 --> 01:52:41,509 Great job. 1478 01:52:46,051 --> 01:52:48,554 Captain Jaye Burnett. 1479 01:52:53,183 --> 01:52:54,560 I sewed with your father. 1480 01:52:57,813 --> 01:52:59,861 He'd be very proud of you. 1481 01:53:10,659 --> 01:53:13,663 MILITARY OFFICIAL: Ladies and gentlemen, the G.I. Joes. 1482 01:53:23,714 --> 01:53:24,806 Hey. 1483 01:53:28,510 --> 01:53:30,933 For when you find Cobra Commander. 1484 01:53:39,771 --> 01:53:41,273 Where can we find you, General? 1485 01:53:42,232 --> 01:53:43,734 Just need my orders. 1486 01:53:44,151 --> 01:53:45,824 You know, we'd make a hell of a team. 1487 01:53:46,153 --> 01:53:47,200 (CHUCKLES)