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BEN: 9:03, PEOPLE.

2
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9:03. CAN WE START
THE MORNING MEETING?

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SO WE ALL BUST OUR ASSES
DRAGGING IN CLOTHES

4
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FOR YOUR BOYFRIEND'S
HOMELESS DRIVE,

5
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AND HE CAN'T BE BOTHERED
TO SHOW UP ON TIME?

6
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WHAT DID YOU BRING?

7
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I LIKE MY CLOTHES.

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I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING
TO BE A BETTER PERSON.

9
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WELL, NOT EVERY MINUTE
OF THE DAY.

10
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THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
SORRY, GUYS.

11
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A PIPE BURST
AT ST. JUDE'S ORPHANAGE
THIS MORNING.

12
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OH, AND HE CAN'T PUT DOWN
A KID AND PICK UP A PHONE?

13
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WOW! WHAT A RESPONSE,
EVERYONE!

14
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IT LOOKS LIKE
EVERYBODY CAME THROUGH.

15
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WELL, ALMOST EVERYBODY.

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HERE YOU GO, ALONZO.

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THANKS, BEN.
AH, YEAH.

18
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JUST A FEW THINGS
I CAN LIVE WITHOUT.

19
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THAT'S WEIRD.

20
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WHAT'S WITH ALL
THE WOMEN'S CLOTHING?

21
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SOMETHING YOU WANNA
TELL EVERYBODY, JER?

22
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MY WIFE DIED.
OH, GOD.

23
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I'M... I'M SO SORRY.
I DIDN'T KNOW.

24
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YOU WERE AT THE FUNERAL.

25
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THEY WERE MY HIGH SCHOOL
ENGLISH TEACHER'S.

26
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(INHALES DEEPLY)

27
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(SIGHS)

28
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(WHISPERS) THEY STILL SMELL
LIKE HIM.

29
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AH.

30
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ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
"SMURFS ON ICE"
ARE HERE THIS WEEK,

31
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SO THOSE OF YOU
WITH FAMILIES...
AGAIN, SORRY, JERRY...

32
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BRING 'EM ON IN,
AND THEY CAN

33
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TAKE PICTURES
WITH THE CHARACTERS.

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GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE.
I JUST HAVE A
QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT.

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WHILE THE SMURFS ARE HERE,
THEY ARE OUR GUESTS.

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WE WILL TREAT THEM WITH
PROFESSIONALISM AND RESPECT.

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LET'S NOT SINK TO THEIR LEVEL.

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(SNAPS FINGERS)

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TAKE FROM THAT WHAT YOU WILL.
LET'S GET BACK TO WORK.

40
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AND I NEED BUDGETS FROM
ALL OF THE DEPARTMENT HEADS
BY THE END OF THE WEEK.

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I'M ON IT.

42
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GREAT.

43
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WHAT WAS THAT?

44
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THE SMURFS IS
A CRAP EVENT, BENJAMIN.

45
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THE LEGENDS OF TUBA
WERE HERE LAST NIGHT.
WHAT'S GOING ON?

46
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I HAVE SMURF HISTORY.
LET'S JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT.

47
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WHY IS THERE GARBAGE
ALL OVER THE OFFICE?

48
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IT'S, UH,
CLOTHING FOR THE HOMELESS.

49
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MY, GOD, BENJAMIN,
THEY'RE PEOPLE.

50
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YOU CAN'T MAKE THEM
WEAR GARBAGE FOR
YOUR OWN AMUSEMENT.

51
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WHY WASN'T ROMAN
AT THE MORNING MEETING?

52
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WHERE'S MY SON?
I DON'T KNOW.

53
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I'M TRYING TO CONNECT WITH HIM
BUT IT'S LIKE HE'S A STRANGER.

54
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IF I'D ONLY HAD THE CHANCE
TO GET TO KNOW HIM
WHEN HE WAS GROWING UP.

55
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WELL, YOU LIVED TOGETHER
FOR 20 YEARS.

56
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THE MOMENT NEVER SEEMED RIGHT.

57
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OKAY, I'D LOVE
TO HELP YOU OUT,
BUT I'VE GOT MY HANDS FULL...

58
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HEY. DIDN'T I GIVE YOU THE JOB
OF LOOKING AFTER HIM?

59
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YOU TRIED TO,
BUT THEN I REMINDED YOU

60
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THAT I'M THE MANAGER
OF A $100-MILLION CIVIC ARENA,

61
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NOT YOUR PERSONAL BABYSITTER.

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FIND HIM.
OKAY.

63
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WHAT DO YOU HAVE
FOR ME, BOSS?
NOTHING.

64
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YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED
TO BE HERE FOR SPORTS.

65
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GOT IT. I'LL TROUBLESHOOT.

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CHORUS: * MR. SUNSHINE, YAY!

67
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HAVE YOU SEEN RO...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

68
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(GROANS) ALONZO REALLY GAVE ME
A WORKOUT THIS MORNING.

69
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EVERYTHING HURTS.

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LA, LA, LA, LA, LA.

71
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JOGGING, DUMMY. ALTHOUGH,
HE DOES BRING THE THUNDER.

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LA, LA.
ALICE.

73
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OH, HEY, BEN.
HEY.

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THANKS AGAIN FOR THE CULOTTES,
GANGSTER.

75
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THAT POOR WOMAN DIED, ALONZO.

76
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I WAS AT THE FUNERAL.
VERY SAD, APPARENTLY.

77
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SO WHAT TIME ARE YOU
COMING HOME TONIGHT?

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I DON'T KNOW.
I WAS GOING TO, UH...

79
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OH, YOU'RE TALKING
TO HER.
MM-HMM.

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I... I HAVE TO WORK
THROUGH DINNER.

81
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OH, THAT'S OKAY.
I'LL BRING A LITTLE
DINNER TO YOU.

82
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WHAT?
YOU. YOU'RE AMAZING.

83
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OKAY, WE'RE ON FOR DINNER.
I'LL BRING DESSERT.

84
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WELL, YOU ALWAYS DO.
(CHUCKLES)
(GIGGLES)

85
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NIFTY. WHAT A NIFTY PLAN.

86
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(SIGHS)

87
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OH.

88
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I'LL RECYCLE THESE FOR YOU.

89
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OH, THANK YOU. YEAH,
I WAS GONNA DO IT MYSELF,

90
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BUT THE RECYCLING BIN
IS SO FAR DOWN...

91
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I SUCK.

92
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EVER SINCE
I MOVED IN WITH HIM,
I'M AFRAID TO BE MYSELF.

93
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DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS
LIVING WITH THE WORLD'S
MOST PERFECT MAN?

94
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WELL, YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE
WITH ADORABLY FLAWED.

95
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I'M TALKING ABOUT MYSELF.

96
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YEAH, WELL,
WE WERE TOGETHER
FOR SIX MONTHS,

97
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AND WE NEVER TALKED
ABOUT ANYTHING,

98
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YOU NEVER LET ME
SPEND THE NIGHT,

99
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AND THE ONLY NAME YOU EVER
SCREAMED OUT DURING SEX
WAS YOUR OWN, SO...

100
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THESE ARE ALL ADORABLE THINGS.

101
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I LEAD A GREAT LIFE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I AM?

102
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AN ISLAND.
AN ISLAND.

103
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OH, I'VE SAID THAT
TO YOU BEFORE?

104
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID
WE NEVER TALKED.

105
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OKAY, WELL, I'M OFF TO FIND
A LARGE MAN-CHILD

106
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WHO THINKS THE SUN
AND THE MOON ARE MARRIED.

107
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(SIGHS)

108
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E.T.?

109
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(SNORES)

110
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(DOOR SLAMS)
NO, SCOOBY!

111
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HI.

112
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HI. ARE YOU LIVING
IN THE CANDY ROOM?

113
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(LAUGHS)

114
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THAT'S CRAZY.

115
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WHY IS THERE A HOT PLATE
OVER THERE?

116
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I DON'T KNOW.

117
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WHY IS THERE
ANYTHING ANYWHERE?

118
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(PIPE RUMBLES)
OH, GOD!

119
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YEAH, THAT HAPPENS,
LIKE, EVERY 30 SECONDS.

120
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WHICH, IT'S KIND
OF A BUMMER, YOU KNOW?

121
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CAN I ASK YOU...
ARE YOU EATING
YOUR OWN PILLOW?

122
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YEAH! (LAUGHS)

123
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(CHUCKLES) YEAH.

124
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(SIGHS) DID YOU KNOW
THAT YOUR SON IS LIVING
IN THE CANDY ROOM?

125
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OH, THANK GOD. YOU FOUND HIM.

126
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HE LIKES CANDY.
(CHUCKLES)

127
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THIS IS NICE.

128
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WELL, HE CAN'T LIVE IN THERE.
IT'S A HUGE LIABILITY ISSUE.

129
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WHY ISN'T HE
LIVING WITH YOU?

130
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WELL, FIRST OF ALL,
I DON'T HAVE A CANDY ROOM.

131
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OUR RELATIONSHIP
IS VERY COMPLEX.

132
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THE LAST TIME I TRIED
TO TALK TO HIM,

133
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HE GOT VERY ANGRY
AND RAN OFF
TO MILITARY SCHOOL.

134
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YOU MEAN YOU SENT HIM
TO MILITARY SCHOOL.

135
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WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE
I PHYSICALLY FORCED HIM TOO.

136
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I HAD THE DRIVER DO IT.

137
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I SEE.

138
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AND I WANT TO GET CLOSE...

139
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(WHISPERING)
BUT I'M TERRIFIED
OF SCREWING IT UP.

140
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THIS HAS TO BE HANDLED
VERY DELICATELY.

141
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(NORMAL VOICE)
WHERE ARE YOU GOING? HEY!

142
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

143
00:06:08,022 --> 00:06:09,758
I'LL CALL YOU.

144
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WE HAVE A PERFECTLY
GOOD ROOM FOR YOU PEOPLE,

145
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STOCKED WITH
WATER AND RAISINS,

146
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AND IT'S THAT WAY,
MY FURRY FRIEND.

147
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YOU BETTER SLINK AWAY...

148
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YOU BIG PIECE OF BLUE VOMIT.

149
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WOULD YOU TAKE IT EASY
ON THE SMURFS?

150
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(SIGHS DEEPLY)
THEY MAKE US A FORTUNE.

151
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LET'S GET BACK
TO TALKING ABOUT ROMAN.
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE...

152
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FIRST ON TV,
NOW ON ICE.

153
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DAMN IT.
(WHISPERS) THEY'RE TALENTED.

154
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MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT
TO TAKE IT SLOW
WITH ROMAN.

155
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I LIVE ALONE,
AND I LIKE IT THAT WAY.

156
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I DON'T EVEN LET WOMEN
I SLEEP WITH STAY OVER,

157
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AND THEY'RE WAY HOTTER
THAN YOU ARE... MOST OF 'EM.

158
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YOU CAN STAY WITH ME
FOR TWO DAYS, AND THAT'S IT.

159
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YES!

160
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(CHUCKLES)

161
00:07:04,913 --> 00:07:06,581
I BROUGHT DESSERT.

162
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(CANDY BARS THUD)

163
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OH, MY GOD.

164
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THIS IS AMAZING.
HOW DID YOU DO ALL OF THIS?

165
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WELL, I HAD A LITTLE HELP.

166
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IF YOU GUYS WANT A SOUFFLE,
I NEED TO KNOW NOW.

167
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WE'RE GOOD. THANKS.

168
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(CRACKLING)
ENJOY.

169
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(ROMANTIC INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)

170
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)

171
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(WHISPERS) HEY.

172
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(NORMAL VOICE) CAN I SPEND
THE NIGHT IN HERE WITH YOU?

173
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HMM.

174
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NO.

175
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BUT YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW
I'M IN HERE...

176
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EXCEPT FOR THE HUMMING...

177
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AND A LITTLE SWEATING.

178
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ROMAN, YOU CAN'T SPEND
THE NIGHT IN HERE.

179
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YOU'RE A GROWN MAN,
AND YOU'RE ALSO A MAN.

180
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SO FOR THE LAST TIME,
GO SLEEP ON THE COUCH.

181
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I HEAR YA. I DO.

182
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IT'S JUST, I KNOW MYSELF,
AND SLEEPING ALONE
IN A NEW PLACE...

183
00:08:00,869 --> 00:08:03,004
IT'S GONNA TRIGGER
MY NIGHT TERRORS.

184
00:08:03,071 --> 00:08:05,239
HOW DO I PUT THIS?
HOW DO I CONVEY TO YOU...

185
00:08:07,041 --> 00:08:08,109
GET OUT.

186
00:08:13,214 --> 00:08:14,683
BEN?
GET OUT.

187
00:08:14,749 --> 00:08:16,084
(WHIMPERS)

188
00:08:17,786 --> 00:08:18,953
AAH!

189
00:08:19,988 --> 00:08:21,189
AAH!

190
00:08:21,890 --> 00:08:23,024
AH.

191
00:08:23,725 --> 00:08:24,793
(SCREAMING)

192
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WHAT, UH...
ARE YOU DOING?

193
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I'M LURKING.

194
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WELL, YOU'RE NOT DOING
A VERY GOOD JOB.
I SPOTTED YOU RIGHT AWAY.

195
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BENJAMIN, ONE OF THESE LITTLE
BLUE FREAKS SCRATCHED MY CAR

196
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OR USED MY COFFEE CUP,
AND I CAN'T FIND
MY FAVORITE PEN.

197
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IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I FEARED.
WE'RE IN THEIR WORLD NOW.

198
00:08:55,857 --> 00:08:58,526
YEAH. IF YOU DON'T MIND,
I'M GONNA PLAY THROUGH.

199
00:08:58,593 --> 00:09:00,128
WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT ROMAN.

200
00:09:00,194 --> 00:09:03,131
OKAY, JUST DON'T LOOK
DIRECTLY AT ME.
OKAY.

201
00:09:03,197 --> 00:09:04,699
HOW DID YOUR SLEEPOVER GO?

202
00:09:04,766 --> 00:09:06,935
NOT WELL.
DON'T BE CRYPTIC.
HOW DID IT GO?

203
00:09:07,001 --> 00:09:10,104
NOT WELL.
YOU SEE? WAS THAT
SO HARD TO SAY?

204
00:09:10,171 --> 00:09:12,306
I THINK ROMAN NEEDS
TO BE WITH FAMILY,

205
00:09:12,373 --> 00:09:14,375
YOU KNOW, SOMEONE
HE'S CLOSE TO...
SHH.

206
00:09:14,442 --> 00:09:16,244
BENJAMIN,

207
00:09:16,310 --> 00:09:18,346
AFTER THE DEATH
OF MAURICE COHEN,
MY FIFTH HUSBAND,

208
00:09:18,412 --> 00:09:22,016
I ENDED UP CHASING
THE BITCH GODDESS SUCCESS...

209
00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:26,154
I'M AFRAID, AT THE EXPENSE
OF A HUSKY LITTLE BOY...

210
00:09:26,220 --> 00:09:28,556
(SIGHS)
WITH A HUSKY LITTLE HEART.

211
00:09:28,623 --> 00:09:29,658
(EXHALES)

212
00:09:30,625 --> 00:09:31,926
YOU KNOW WHAT,
BENJAMIN?

213
00:09:31,993 --> 00:09:33,361
I DON'T WANNA TALK
ABOUT ROMAN ANYMORE,

214
00:09:33,427 --> 00:09:34,595
ESPECIALLY NOT THIS WEEK.

215
00:09:37,331 --> 00:09:39,467
WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME
A MOMENT?
YEAH.

216
00:09:41,169 --> 00:09:43,772
(GRUNTS)
(THUD)

217
00:09:43,838 --> 00:09:46,708
I'VE GOT A MESSAGE FOR YOU
AND ALL YOUR LITTLE
SMURF FRIENDS.

218
00:09:46,775 --> 00:09:49,343
SO, UH, WE'LL TALK
ABOUT THIS LATER?

219
00:09:49,410 --> 00:09:51,212
(GRUNTS) YEAH. OKAY.

220
00:09:51,279 --> 00:09:52,814
(GRUNTS)

221
00:09:52,881 --> 00:09:55,850
OKAY.
(PUNCH THUDS)

222
00:09:55,917 --> 00:09:58,920
OKAY, I JUST WANNA SAY
I KNOW I'M NOT PERFECT.

223
00:09:58,987 --> 00:10:00,354
I EAT CANDY BARS IN BED.

224
00:10:00,421 --> 00:10:02,156
I NEVER VOTE OR FLOSS.
(MAN SPEAKING IN
SPANISH ON TAPE)

225
00:10:02,223 --> 00:10:05,559
I DON'T WANNA PUT A STRING
BETWEEN MY TEETH, OKAY?
I JUST DON'T. AND I...

226
00:10:05,626 --> 00:10:07,361
MAN ON TAPE: GRACIAS.

227
00:10:07,428 --> 00:10:09,864
ARE YOU GIVING BLOOD
IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR
HOMELESS DRIVE...

228
00:10:11,299 --> 00:10:12,834
WHILE LEARNING SPANISH?

229
00:10:13,334 --> 00:10:14,803
ES CIERTO.

230
00:10:14,869 --> 00:10:16,871
MIRA, BONITA...

231
00:10:16,938 --> 00:10:20,274
BEING IN A NEW RELATIONSHIP
ISN'T EASY,

232
00:10:20,341 --> 00:10:22,711
BUT THE BUBBLE MAN
COMES TWICE A NIGHT.

233
00:10:24,445 --> 00:10:26,848
THEN IT IS OFFICIALLY
BUBBLE TIME.

234
00:10:28,482 --> 00:10:29,951
WHAT?

235
00:10:30,018 --> 00:10:31,820
HOW MUCH BLOOD HAVE YOU GIVEN?

236
00:10:31,886 --> 00:10:34,889
I ALWAYS GIVE
HALF A PINT MORE
THAN THEY SAY IS SAFE.

237
00:10:34,956 --> 00:10:36,657
BUT I WILL BE FINE

238
00:10:36,725 --> 00:10:41,229
JUST AS SOON AS I HAVE
SOME OF THIS ORANGE JUICE.

239
00:10:41,295 --> 00:10:42,330
UNLESS YOU WANT IT.

240
00:10:43,497 --> 00:10:46,267
NO. BUT THAT...
THAT IS SO NICE OF YOU.

241
00:10:46,334 --> 00:10:48,402
OH, MY GOD.
I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE.

242
00:10:52,306 --> 00:10:54,275
IS THAT YOU, BUBBLE MAN?

243
00:10:56,377 --> 00:10:57,979
ROMAN?

244
00:10:58,046 --> 00:10:59,413
REMEMBER OUR
"DON'T TOUCH MY THINGS

245
00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:01,282
"WHEN YOU HAVE MAPLE SYRUP
ON YOUR HANDS,

246
00:11:01,349 --> 00:11:04,418
"AND YOU ALWAYS
HAVE MAPLE SYRUP
ON YOUR HANDS" RULE?

247
00:11:04,853 --> 00:11:06,020
SORRY.

248
00:11:08,256 --> 00:11:10,058
OH!

249
00:11:10,124 --> 00:11:12,393
YOU HAVE AN AMAZING
GAME SYSTEM.

250
00:11:12,460 --> 00:11:15,096
YEAH. MY SISTER GOT ME THAT
SO I'D PLAY WITH MY NEPHEW,

251
00:11:15,163 --> 00:11:17,298
BUT HE'S 4 AND BORING.

252
00:11:18,399 --> 00:11:19,834
MAN, I...
I HATE THE BUDGET.

253
00:11:19,901 --> 00:11:22,636
THIS IS THE WORST
PART OF MY JOB. I HATE IT.

254
00:11:22,703 --> 00:11:25,506
HEY, IF I HELP YOU FINISH,
CAN WE PLAY A VIDEO GAME?

255
00:11:25,573 --> 00:11:27,876
THIS IS COMPLICATED.
IT'S NOT JUST REVENUE.

256
00:11:27,942 --> 00:11:29,911
THIS IS FIXED ASSETS
AND NON OPERATING INCOME

257
00:11:29,978 --> 00:11:32,280
AND MARKETING
BUDGETS AND...

258
00:11:32,346 --> 00:11:34,282
ROMAN, WHAT ARE YOU...
ROMAN...
(GRUNTS)

259
00:11:35,283 --> 00:11:37,018
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

260
00:11:37,085 --> 00:11:39,387
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
STOP IT.

261
00:11:39,453 --> 00:11:41,122
NO, NO. WAIT.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

262
00:11:41,189 --> 00:11:42,690
WHAT ARE YOU...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

263
00:11:55,636 --> 00:11:57,271
I'M DONE.

264
00:11:57,338 --> 00:11:58,406
CAN WE PLAY A VIDEO GAME?

265
00:12:00,508 --> 00:12:02,643
WHAT ARE YOU,
SOME KIND OF A MATH SAVANT

266
00:12:02,710 --> 00:12:04,445
OR AN IDIOT OR WHATEVER
THAT IS?

267
00:12:04,512 --> 00:12:07,448
UH, I DID SPEND
A SUMMER IN EUROPE.

268
00:12:08,749 --> 00:12:10,184
I SEE.

269
00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:13,354
WELL, YOU'VE EARNED IT.
ARE ANY OF THESE ANY GOOD?

270
00:12:13,421 --> 00:12:15,523
YEAH, THIS ONE'S
AWESOME. SORRY.
MAPLE SYRUP. MAPLE...

271
00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:19,227
(BELL TINKLING)
(BEEPING)

272
00:12:19,293 --> 00:12:21,562
I LIKE YOSHI. I LIKE HIM,

273
00:12:21,629 --> 00:12:24,032
AND HE CAN REALLY
ROUND THE CURVES ON
DONKEY KONG MOUNTAIN.

274
00:12:24,098 --> 00:12:26,634
YEAH, BUT HE'S A JOKE
ON PEACH BEACH.
TOTALLY.

275
00:12:27,401 --> 00:12:28,569
YES!
(GROANS)

276
00:12:28,636 --> 00:12:30,138
YES!

277
00:12:31,539 --> 00:12:33,141
HEY, YOU EVER PLAYED
CUP HANDS?

278
00:12:33,207 --> 00:12:35,877
NO. LET'S PLAY CUP HANDS!

279
00:12:35,944 --> 00:12:37,912
CUP LEFT!
(GRUNTS) GOT IT.

280
00:12:37,979 --> 00:12:39,981
NICE GRAB.
YEAH! CUP RIGHT.

281
00:12:40,048 --> 00:12:41,282
GOT IT. CUP HEADS.

282
00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:44,052
OH! GOT IT! CUP RIGHT!

283
00:12:44,685 --> 00:12:46,320
(LAMP SHATTERS)

284
00:12:46,387 --> 00:12:48,056
OH, MAN.
OH, GOD.

285
00:12:48,122 --> 00:12:50,558
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
WE'RE GONNA BE IN
SO MUCH TROUBLE.

286
00:12:50,624 --> 00:12:52,426
WAIT. THAT'S MY LAMP.

287
00:12:55,196 --> 00:12:57,231
OKAY, UH, TRUTH OR DARE?

288
00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:58,867
(INHALES DEEPLY) TRUTH.

289
00:12:58,933 --> 00:13:00,734
YOU SAY "TRUTH" EVERY TIME.

290
00:13:00,801 --> 00:13:03,304
OH! JUST...
I'M AFRAID OF THE DARE.

291
00:13:03,371 --> 00:13:06,340
I WANT TO BOND SO BAD.
I'M JUST SO AFRAID
OF THAT DARE.

292
00:13:06,407 --> 00:13:09,844
YEAH. OKAY, TRUTH...
WHAT IS YOUR DEEPEST,
DARKEST FEAR?

293
00:13:09,911 --> 00:13:11,545
AND DON'T SAY "JELL-O" AGAIN.

294
00:13:12,346 --> 00:13:13,414
HMM.

295
00:13:16,717 --> 00:13:19,220
I'M AFRAID I'LL NEVER
GET CLOSE TO MY MOM.

296
00:13:19,287 --> 00:13:21,956
OH.

297
00:13:22,023 --> 00:13:25,927
WELL, I'M NOT
PROMISING ANYTHING,
BUT MAYBE I COULD...

298
00:13:25,994 --> 00:13:27,628
HELP YOU OUT WITH THAT.

299
00:13:28,529 --> 00:13:30,164
REALLY?

300
00:13:30,231 --> 00:13:31,632
YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME?

301
00:13:32,566 --> 00:13:34,068
YEAH.

302
00:13:34,135 --> 00:13:35,536
THANKS, MAN.

303
00:13:36,304 --> 00:13:37,638
(LAMP SHATTERS)

304
00:13:37,705 --> 00:13:39,673
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

305
00:13:39,740 --> 00:13:41,042
I THOUGHT THAT WAS OUR THING.

306
00:13:52,921 --> 00:13:54,889
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT ROMAN.

307
00:13:54,956 --> 00:13:58,292
I CAN'T. I GOT A REPORT
THAT A SMURF WAS SNOOPING
AROUND THE BOILER ROOM.

308
00:13:58,359 --> 00:13:59,693
IT DOESN'T SMELL RIGHT.

309
00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:02,796
I TELL YOU, IT JUST
DOESN'T SMELL RIGHT.

310
00:14:02,863 --> 00:14:04,732
AND IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER.

311
00:14:05,766 --> 00:14:08,036
THERE YOU ARE.
HEY, I'M HAVING A LITTLE...

312
00:14:08,102 --> 00:14:10,704
I CAN'T PRETEND TO LISTEN
TO YOUR PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW.
WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT ME.

313
00:14:10,771 --> 00:14:12,273
WHAT'S WRONG?
I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT'S WRONG.

314
00:14:12,340 --> 00:14:14,175
SOMETHING'S HAPPENING TO ME.

315
00:14:14,242 --> 00:14:17,045
ROMAN IS VERY SAD
ABOUT HIS MOTHER,
AND THAT MAKES ME SAD.

316
00:14:17,111 --> 00:14:20,214
CRYSTAL IS VERY, VERY UPSET
ABOUT A LITTLE BLUE PERSON.

317
00:14:20,281 --> 00:14:22,716
THAT MAKES ME UPSET.
IT'S JUST OCCURRING TO ME NOW,

318
00:14:22,783 --> 00:14:25,419
I'M ACTUALLY CURIOUS
HOW YOUR NIGHT WENT
WITH ALONZO.

319
00:14:25,486 --> 00:14:27,021
WHAT THE HELL'S
HAPPENING TO ME?

320
00:14:27,088 --> 00:14:28,822
YOU'RE BECOMING
AN ACTUAL HUMAN BEING.

321
00:14:28,889 --> 00:14:30,758
WELL, I DON'T LIKE IT.

322
00:14:33,561 --> 00:14:35,863
(BAG RUSTLES)
HEY! WE STARTED
THE GIVEAWAY DOWNSTAIRS.

323
00:14:35,930 --> 00:14:38,399
WE GOT A GREAT TURNOUT.
AWESOME.

324
00:14:38,466 --> 00:14:40,368
CAN YOU BELIEVE
I WORE THIS CRAP?

325
00:14:40,434 --> 00:14:42,570
UH-OH. UH-OH.
THE '80S WAS
A CRUEL DECADE.

326
00:14:42,636 --> 00:14:43,671
(LAUGHS)

327
00:14:45,673 --> 00:14:47,108
YOU OKAY?

328
00:14:47,175 --> 00:14:48,943
YEAH, I'M...
I'M FINE.

329
00:14:50,311 --> 00:14:52,213
DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?

330
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:55,549
NO, NO. IT'S...
IT'S NOTHING YOU DID.
YOU'RE... YOU'RE PERFECT.

331
00:14:55,616 --> 00:14:57,285
GO ON. GO...
GO SAVE THE WORLD.

332
00:14:57,685 --> 00:14:58,852
AH.

333
00:14:58,919 --> 00:15:00,788
OH, MY GOD.

334
00:15:00,854 --> 00:15:02,323
WHEN DID YOU EVER WEAR THAT?

335
00:15:02,390 --> 00:15:03,891
AT MY WEDDING.

336
00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:08,896
YOU... YOU TOLD ME
YOU WERE NEVER MARRIED.

337
00:15:10,398 --> 00:15:11,499
UH...

338
00:15:14,969 --> 00:15:16,070
YEAH.

339
00:15:19,907 --> 00:15:21,942
BEN, I JUST GOT A MESSAGE
FROM PAPA SMURF.

340
00:15:22,010 --> 00:15:24,212
HE SAYS THAT THEY ARE
SMURFING THE SHOW TONIGHT.

341
00:15:24,278 --> 00:15:25,379
OKAY.

342
00:15:26,214 --> 00:15:27,948
WAIT. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

343
00:15:28,016 --> 00:15:29,984
IT'S THEIR CUTE WAY OF SAYING
THAT THEY'RE CANCELING

344
00:15:30,051 --> 00:15:32,153
BECAUSE YOU'RE IN SMURF
OF CONTRACT,

345
00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:34,822
WHICH MEANS
"BREACH OF CONTRACT."

346
00:15:34,888 --> 00:15:36,357
SEE HOW THEY DO THAT?

347
00:15:36,424 --> 00:15:37,825
YES, I'M FOLLOWING IT.

348
00:15:37,891 --> 00:15:39,860
CRYSTAL WON'T LET THEM
TAKE THE ICE FOR PRACTICE.

349
00:15:39,927 --> 00:15:42,063
THE SHOW IS PACKING UP
THEIR STUFF RIGHT NOW.

350
00:15:42,130 --> 00:15:44,932
WELL, I GOTTA GO DOWN THERE.
WE CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE
A NIGHT OF REVENUES,

351
00:15:44,999 --> 00:15:46,834
NOT TO MENTION DISAPPOINTING
ALL THE LITTLE KIDS

352
00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:49,403
AND THE CREEPY ADULTS
THAT SHOW UP ON THEIR OWN.

353
00:15:50,304 --> 00:15:52,140
BEN, IF IT HELPS...

354
00:15:52,206 --> 00:15:54,775
THERE ARE THINGS
THAT WE CAN DO TO SMURFS...

355
00:15:54,842 --> 00:15:56,310
UNTRACEABLE THINGS.

356
00:15:57,745 --> 00:15:59,413
WE ARE SO SMURFED.

357
00:16:00,614 --> 00:16:03,217
IT'S IMPORTANT TO STAY CALM
AT A MOMENT LIKE THIS.

358
00:16:09,290 --> 00:16:11,092
WHAT THE HELL? WHAT THE HELL?
WHAT THE HELL?

359
00:16:11,159 --> 00:16:14,128
OH. ALONZO'S CLOTHING
DRIVE GAVE ME AN IDEA.

360
00:16:14,195 --> 00:16:16,164
WHAT'S THE BEST CLOTHING?
SHOES.

361
00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:18,266
WHAT'S THE BEST TYPE OF SHOES?
SKATES.

362
00:16:18,332 --> 00:16:19,800
SO WE'RE HAVING
A HOMELESS SKATE.

363
00:16:19,867 --> 00:16:21,835
THAT'S THE NEXT LOGICAL STEP.

364
00:16:21,902 --> 00:16:23,904
WHAT, YOU NEVER HEARD
OF A HOMELESS SKATE?
NO, I HAVEN'T.

365
00:16:23,971 --> 00:16:26,840
AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY
'CAUSE THEY DON'T EXIST.

366
00:16:26,907 --> 00:16:29,377
UM, IS THERE ANY FOOD?

367
00:16:29,443 --> 00:16:33,847
NO, BUT SKATE LIKE THE WIND,
MY FRIEND THAT HAS NO HOME.

368
00:16:33,914 --> 00:16:39,420
I KNOW THAT SOMETHING
IS GOING ON WITH YOU
AND ROMAN AND ICE AND SMURFS.

369
00:16:39,487 --> 00:16:40,854
I HAVE NOT CONNECTED
THE DOTS YET,

370
00:16:40,921 --> 00:16:42,290
BUT I'M GOING AROUND
AND AROUND IN MY HEAD

371
00:16:42,356 --> 00:16:44,558
AND COMING UP WITH
SOME PRETTY DARK SCENARIOS.

372
00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:46,694
WHAT I DO KNOW IS,
SOMETHING IS BOTHERING YOU.

373
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,362
SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL ME?

374
00:16:48,429 --> 00:16:51,899
AND THEN MAYBE
I COULD HELP YOU,
BECAUSE I DO THAT NOW.

375
00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:55,035
THIS IS GONNA SOUND CRAZY...

376
00:16:55,103 --> 00:16:56,937
I KNOW THAT ALREADY.

377
00:16:57,004 --> 00:16:59,540
BUT ROMAN IS THE REASON
WHY I HAVE THIS...

378
00:16:59,607 --> 00:17:01,542
THIS ANIMOSITY
TOWARD THE SMURFS.

379
00:17:01,609 --> 00:17:03,544
AND I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU WANNA
CALL IT IRRATIONAL...

380
00:17:03,611 --> 00:17:05,846
I DO.
BUT I KNOW WHERE
IT CAME FROM.

381
00:17:06,847 --> 00:17:08,549
YOU SEE, YEARS AGO,

382
00:17:08,616 --> 00:17:11,018
I HAD A PROMISING CAREER
AS AN ICE DANCER...

383
00:17:11,085 --> 00:17:13,287
A FEATURED DANCER
IN "SMURFS ON ICE."

384
00:17:13,354 --> 00:17:15,723
AND I WAS GOOD, BEN.
I WAS REALLY GOOD.

385
00:17:16,924 --> 00:17:19,026
AND THEN, LIFE GOT IN THE WAY.

386
00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:23,864
I GOT PREGNANT
WITH ROMAN, AND, UM,

387
00:17:23,931 --> 00:17:26,334
I HAD TO LEAVE THE SHOW.

388
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,569
AND AFTER THAT, I, UH...

389
00:17:29,837 --> 00:17:31,872
I... (SCOFFS)

390
00:17:31,939 --> 00:17:35,676
NEVER REALLY SUCCEEDED
AS AN ICE DANCER OR A MOTHER.

391
00:17:37,145 --> 00:17:38,279
(CRYING)

392
00:17:38,346 --> 00:17:39,747
OH. DON'T...

393
00:17:40,814 --> 00:17:42,616
(CONTINUES CRYING)

394
00:17:44,252 --> 00:17:46,120
YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE

395
00:17:46,187 --> 00:17:48,822
TO DO SOMETHING RIGHT
ABOUT ONE OF THOSE THINGS NOW.

396
00:17:48,889 --> 00:17:51,091
OH, BENJAMIN.
I TORE MY A.C.L.

397
00:17:51,159 --> 00:17:53,161
I CAN'T EVER SKATE
AT A PROFESSIONAL LEVEL AGAIN.

398
00:17:56,997 --> 00:17:58,632
ROMAN.
HMM.

399
00:17:58,699 --> 00:18:01,101
I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
(CHUCKLES)

400
00:18:03,471 --> 00:18:04,638
ROMAN?

401
00:18:06,073 --> 00:18:07,641
IT'S MAMA.

402
00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:09,943
BEN, ALONZO JUST TOLD ME

403
00:18:10,010 --> 00:18:12,513
HE HAS AN EX-WIFE
THAT HE LIED TO ME ABOUT.

404
00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:14,382
HE... HE SAID IT WAS
A BAD MARRIAGE

405
00:18:14,448 --> 00:18:16,116
AND SO HE WAS
ASHAMED TO TELL ME.

406
00:18:17,084 --> 00:18:18,719
OH, GOD. AL, I'M SO SORRY.

407
00:18:18,786 --> 00:18:22,456
HE LIED TO ME, BEN.
ISN'T THAT GREAT?

408
00:18:22,523 --> 00:18:25,393
HE'S NOT PERFECT.
HE'S A BIG FAT LIAR! OH!

409
00:18:27,060 --> 00:18:28,729
YOU GO, GIRL!

410
00:18:29,930 --> 00:18:32,600
I HOPE I NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN.

411
00:18:32,666 --> 00:18:34,568
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
HEY, WOULD YOU
LOOK AT THAT?

412
00:18:37,070 --> 00:18:38,506
CRYSTAL: BEN,

413
00:18:38,572 --> 00:18:40,841
ROMAN AND I
HAVE HAD A NICE TALK,

414
00:18:40,908 --> 00:18:42,910
AND I'VE ASKED HIM
TO MOVE IN WITH ME.

415
00:18:42,976 --> 00:18:44,878
HEY, THAT'S GREAT.

416
00:18:44,945 --> 00:18:47,315
YEAH, BUT I SAID NO
BECAUSE THIS IS
TOO IMPORTANT,

417
00:18:47,381 --> 00:18:48,682
AND I DON'T WANT
TO MOVE TOO QUICKLY.

418
00:18:48,749 --> 00:18:50,518
SO I TOLD HIM HE WAS FREE
TO STAY WITH YOU.

419
00:18:51,252 --> 00:18:52,786
IF THAT'S OKAY WITH ME.

420
00:18:52,853 --> 00:18:54,355
WHAT?

421
00:18:54,422 --> 00:18:55,723
IF THAT'S OKAY WITH ME.

422
00:18:56,690 --> 00:18:57,925
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

423
00:18:58,959 --> 00:19:01,362
IF THAT'S OKAY WITH ME.

424
00:19:01,429 --> 00:19:04,598
OKAY, YOU'RE JUST
NOT MAKING ANY SENSE.
I HAVE WORK TO DO.

425
00:19:05,366 --> 00:19:06,434
BYE.

426
00:19:07,701 --> 00:19:10,037
LISTEN, I GOTTA GO...

427
00:19:10,103 --> 00:19:12,105
TALK THE SMURFS
INTO COMING BACK
AND DOING A SHOW,

428
00:19:12,172 --> 00:19:13,441
SO WE'LL...

429
00:19:13,507 --> 00:19:16,510
HEY, WAIT.
UH, WHAT ABOUT US?

430
00:19:16,577 --> 00:19:18,846
(WHISPERS) I DON'T WANNA...

431
00:19:18,912 --> 00:19:21,982
(NORMAL VOICE)
I WANT TO... I LIKE TO...
I WANT TO LIVE ALONE, ROMAN.

432
00:19:22,049 --> 00:19:23,817
YEAH! SO DO I.

433
00:19:23,884 --> 00:19:25,519
LET'S LIVE ALONE TOGETHER.

434
00:19:25,586 --> 00:19:27,187
(WHISPERS) I DON'T WANT...

435
00:19:30,023 --> 00:19:31,392
(NORMAL VOICE)
YOU CAN STAY TWO MORE DAYS.

436
00:19:32,493 --> 00:19:33,761
YES!

437
00:19:33,827 --> 00:19:36,163
YEAH! (LAUGHS)
OKAY. WHEN DOES THIS END?

438
00:19:36,230 --> 00:19:39,667
YEAH! (LAUGHS)
OKAY, COUPLE OF
NEW GROUND RULES, THOUGH...

439
00:19:39,733 --> 00:19:41,469
NO NUDITY...
UH-HUH.

440
00:19:41,535 --> 00:19:46,206
NO SLEEPING IN MY BED,
NO NUDITY, AND REALLY,
NO NUDITY.

441
00:19:46,274 --> 00:19:50,177
AH. I'LL TRY.
THAT'S THE BEST I CAN DO.

442
00:19:50,244 --> 00:19:51,745
OKAY.
OKAY.

443
00:19:51,812 --> 00:19:53,614
THANKS.

444
00:19:53,681 --> 00:19:56,850
COME HERE! HA HA!
I GOT A HOME!

445
00:19:58,018 --> 00:20:00,254
OH, NO!

446
00:20:00,321 --> 00:20:01,689
I AM SORRY.

447
00:20:02,956 --> 00:20:04,292
I'M SORRY.

448
00:20:10,364 --> 00:20:11,765
GREAT SHOW TONIGHT.

449
00:20:11,832 --> 00:20:13,834
AND I REALLY APPRECIATE
YOU DOING THIS.

450
00:20:20,508 --> 00:20:21,775
(EXHALES)

451
00:20:23,577 --> 00:20:24,712
IF ROMAN IS GOING
TO STAY WITH YOU,

452
00:20:24,778 --> 00:20:26,046
HE HAS SOME DEMANDS
OF HIS OWN.

453
00:20:26,780 --> 00:20:28,316
PAJAMA FRIDAYS,

454
00:20:28,382 --> 00:20:31,952
EXCLUSIVE USE OF THE BATH
BETWEEN 7:00 TO 9:00
FOR NON BATHING PURPOSES,

455
00:20:32,019 --> 00:20:34,522
AND ONE NINJA ATTACK A DAY,
WITHOUT WARNING.

456
00:20:34,588 --> 00:20:36,724
WELL, NO TO ALL OF THOSE.

457
00:20:36,790 --> 00:20:38,225
AND WHY DIDN'T
HE TELL ME HIMSELF?

458
00:20:38,292 --> 00:20:40,060
I DIDN'T WANT IT TO GET
WEIRD BETWEEN US.

459
00:20:40,428 --> 00:20:41,595
HMM.

460
00:20:42,430 --> 00:20:43,731
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