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HEY, MAN.

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YOU KNOW, TODAY'S
MY 10TH ANNIVERSARY
OF WORKING HERE.

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CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
10 YEARS.

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THAT'S QUITE
AN ACCOMPLISHMENT.

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I'M SURE THEY'RE GONNA THROW
A HUGE PARTY FOR ME.

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(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

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MORNING, BEN.

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OKAY, EVERYONE. CAN I GET
YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?

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BRING IT IN.
TODAY IS A BIG, BIG DAY.

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OUR FAVORITE TEEN
POP STAR, ELI CUTLER,
IS PERFORMING TONIGHT.

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AND WHY IS HE OUR FAVORITE?

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ELI FILLS ALL 17,505 SEATS
IN THIS PLACE,

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SO I NEED EVERYONE
TO BE ON THEIR TOES.

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NOW UNLESS ANYONE HAS
ANOTHER ANNOUNCEMENT

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OR, UH, YOU KNOW,

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SOME KIND OF
ACHIEVEMENT OR, UH,
WORKPLACE ANNIVERSARY...

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I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.

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ALONZO HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT.

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I THINK WE HAVE TIME
FOR ONE MORE.

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WELL, I DON'T WANT
TO EMBARRASS ANYONE...

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AW.

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BUT I'D LIKE TO TAKE
A SECOND TO ACKNOWLEDGE

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AN IMPORTANT MILESTONE

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FOR ONE OF OUR OWN.
OOH.

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CONGRATULATIONS

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HEATHER.

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BEN: HEATHER. YES, OF COURSE.
CONGRATULATIONS, HEATHER.

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AFTER A LOT OF HARD WORK,
HEATHER IS GRADUATING

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FROM HER INTERNSHIP PROGRAM

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IN ASSOCIATION
WITH THE ALONZO POPE HOME

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FOR TROUBLED TEENS.

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HEATHER WILL BE MOVING
ON FROM HER JOB
AS BEN'S ASSISTANT,

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SO...

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WELL, HEATHER, I, UH,
I KNOW WE'LL ALL BE

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SO SAD TO SEE YOU GO.

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UH, NOT REALLY,
BECAUSE SHE BURNS PEOPLE.

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SHE LIGHTS PEOPLE ON FIRE,
AND THEN, UH, YOU KNOW,
THEY BURN UP.

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AW, SHE'S SUPER CUTE, THOUGH.

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THIS IS A, UH,
REALLY BITTERSWEET MOMENT.

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SO MANY EMOTIONS.

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OH, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

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OOP. TODAY'S THE DAY.
SHE'S GONNA KILL
SOMEONE TODAY.

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THANK YOU, HEATHER.

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HEATHER IS GOING TO BE
TRAINING ROMAN TO BE
MY NEW ASSISTANT.

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AH, THE OWNER'S SON.

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AS IT HAPPENS,

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YES, BUT IN HIS DEFENSE,

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DURING HIS VERY BRIEF TIME
HERE, HE HAS DEMONSTRATED

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LITTLE OR NO SKILL
AT ANYTHING.

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MMM. THAT IS CORRECT, SIR.

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I HAVE YET TO FIND MY NICHE.

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(WHISPERS) GET OFF THE
STEP AND JUST GO BACK
TO WHERE YOU WERE.

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SO UNLESS
ANYONE HAS ANY OTHER,
UH, ANNOUNCEMENTS

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OR ANYTHING TO CELEBRATE...

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REALLY? NOTHING?
NOTHING ELSE?
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

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CRYSTAL: WHOO-HOO!
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

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THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE.

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WE'RE HAVING A CONTEST!
WE'RE HAVING A...

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IN THE SAME SPIRIT THAT
DROVE AMERICA TO DEFEAT
ALL THOSE LAZY COUNTRIES

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AND WIN THE
STATUE OF LIBERTY,

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I'M HOLDING A CONTEST TODAY

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FOR THE SUNSHINE CENTER'S
MOST VALUABLE EMPLOYEE.

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HOW WOULD A CONTEST
LIKE THAT WORK, THOUGH?

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BECAUSE WE ALL HAVE
DIFFERENT JOBS.

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I'LL TELL YOU HOW IT WORKS.

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WOW ME.
WOW YOU?

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WOW ME.

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NOW YOU'RE JUST REPEATING
THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER.

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I KNOW SOMEONE
WHO DOESN'T WANT
TO WIN A PRIZE.

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WHO WANTS TO SEE IT?

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WHO WANTS TO SEE IT?
BRING IT OUT, BOYS!

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A BRAND-NEW GOLF CART
TO USE AROUND THE SUNSHINE
CENTER JUST LIKE MOI!

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(THUD)

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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

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YOU KNOW, WE HAVEN'T BEEN
AROUND EACH OTHER A LOT,

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AND, UH, NOW THAT
WE'RE WORKING TOGETHER,

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WHAT SHOULD I CALL YOU?

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WHATEVER YOU'RE
COMFORTABLE WITH, DEAR.

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OKAY... MO...

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MOTHER.

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SHE'S GONE, MAN.

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GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF.

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HERE, BABE.
OH, THANKS, SWEETIE.

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(CHUCKLES)

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I CAN'T BELIEVE EVERYONE'S
SO EXCITED TO WIN SOMETHING

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MY NANA USES TO GET HER MAIL.

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YEAH, PEOPLE GET CRAZY
ABOUT COMPETITION.

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I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR IT, THOUGH.

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I'VE GOT KIDS COMING
IN FOR ELI CUTLER,

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SO I'M GONNA RECUSE MYSELF.

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RECUSE YOURSELF?

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I'M SORRY, BABY.
THAT'S A... (CHUCKLES)

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SOPHISTICATED WAY
OF SAYING I'M GONNA
TAKE MYSELF OUT OF IT.

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I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.

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I'M JUST A LITTLE SURPRISED
YOU THINK YOU HAVE TO DO THAT.

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WELL, IT'S JUST
THAT RUNNING THE
ARENA'S CHARITY

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AND OUTREACH PROGRAM
GIVES ME A NATURAL ADVANTAGE.

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I MEAN,
WHAT'S MORE VALUABLE
THAN HELPING PEOPLE?

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OH. YEAH. I SUPPOSE.

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YEAH. YEAH.

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BUT THEN MAYBE
I SHOULD RECUSE MYSELF.
I MEAN...(CHUCKLES)

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I GOT THE SOCAL WIRELESS
PEOPLE COMING IN FOR
A PRETTY BIG DEAL TODAY.

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THIS IS A BUSINESS.

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WHAT'S MORE VALUABLE THAN
BRINGING IN A TON OF MONEY?

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ALL RIGHT, WELL,

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AT THE END OF THE DAY,
WHO'S TO SAY WHO IS
MORE VALUABLE THAN WHO?

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CRYSTAL. CRYSTAL'S GONNA
SAY, AT THE END OF THE DAY,
WHO'S MORE VALUABLE THAN WHO.

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CRYSTAL, THIS CONTEST
IS A TERRIBLE IDEA.

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WE HAVE A SELLOUT TONIGHT,

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AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
EVERYBODY RUNNING AROUND

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TRYING TO WOW YOU
FOR A GOLF CART,

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AND I'M GONNA END UP HAVING
TO DO EVERYBODY'S JOBS.

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OH, BENJAMIN.
WAS I EVER THAT YOUNG?

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WHAT ARE YOU...
WHAT ARE YOU...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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THE COMPETITION ISN'T REAL.

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WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOUR EYE?

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WHAT THE HELL'S
HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?

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THE MOST VALUABLE EMPLOYEE
HAS ALREADY BEEN CHOSEN.

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OH, YOU'RE WINKING AT ME.

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OH.

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WELL, THAT'S VERY THOUGHTFUL
OF YOU, CRYSTAL.

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AFTER ALL THESE YEARS,
YOU CONTINUE TO SURPRISE ME.

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I ASK YOU, COULD THERE BE
A BETTER WAY TO ACKNOWLEDGE

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SOMEONE WHO HAS MEANT
SO MUCH TO ME FOR SO LONG

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THAN A FAKE
COMPANY-WIDE COMPETITION?

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I ANSWER YOU...

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NO, THERE...
THERE'S NO ANSWER FOR THAT.

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DO YOU THINK THE OTHERS
ARE GONNA BE MAD
WHEN THEY DON'T GET IT?

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THEY'LL NEVER KNOW,

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AND IT'LL ONLY MAKE THEM
DO THEIR JOBS BETTER.

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WHY ARE MY FINGERS
GLUED TOGETHER?

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UGH.

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WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
SETTING UP CHAIRS.

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PAINTING CRYSTAL'S OFFICE.

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QUESTION. WHAT SAYS WOW
TO YOU THE MOST, EGGSHELL
OR VINTAGE RIBBON?

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VINTAGE RIBBON.

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AND I HAVE
A QUESTION FOR YOU...

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GO SET UP THE CONCERT
FLOOR RIGHT NOW!

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VINTAGE RIBBON. OF COURSE.

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EVERYBODY BACK. BACK. BACK.

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COME ON, GIRLS.

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TREVON, YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE HEAD OF SECURITY.

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WHO LET IN ALL THESE
SCREAMING GIRLS
AND THAT FAT GUY?

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OKAY, I SAW THESE FLOWERS
GROWING IN THE PARKING LOT,

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AND...AND I THOUGHT
THEY MATCHED
CRYSTAL'S EYES.

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WOULD YOU GET BACK TO WORK?

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(GIRLS SCREAMING)

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ELI CUTLER. ELI CUTLER.
ELI CUTLER IS HERE!

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WHERE IS THE
TALENT RELATIONS PERSON?

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UH, MINDY'S IN THE BREAK ROOM

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FASHIONING A WONDERFUL
CLAY BUST OF CRYSTAL.

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OH, OKAY.
SO I'LL JUST GO AHEAD
AND DO EVERYBODY'S JOB.

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WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME
THAT STUPID HEADSET?

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I'M KIDDING.
IT...IT FRAMES YOUR FACE.

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HERE. HAVE SOME FLOWERS.

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ELI! ELI, HI.

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BEN DONOVAN.
I'M THE GENERAL MANAGER
OF THE SUNSHINE CENTER.

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WE'RE VERY HAPPY
TO HAVE YOU HERE.

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YOU REMIND ME OF SOMEONE.

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YOU KNOW WHO I GET
A LOT? DAVID BECKHAM.

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LARRY KING.
LARRY KING?

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LARRY KING IS OLD.

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LARRY KING IS SO OLD
HE HAD TO RETIRE
FROM SITTING IN A CHAIR.

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WHAT A BRILLIANT MIND, THOUGH.

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YEAH, I DID HIS SHOW ONCE.
YOU HAVE HIS FACE,
BUT YOU'RE PLUMPER.

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OH, THAT'S COOL.

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REALLY HURTFUL AND COOL.

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YEAH, JUST GO...
JUST GO WHEREVER
YOU WANT.

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ANYWAY, I THINK YOU'LL
LIKE OUR ACCOMMODATIONS.

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WE'VE HOSTED MANY
POP STARS IN THE PAST.

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WHOA. I'M GONNA
STOP YOU RIGHT THERE.

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I'M NOT A POP STAR.
I'M A ROCK STAR.

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YOU DO HAVE YOUR OWN
SATURDAY MORNING CARTOON,
THOUGH, RIGHT?

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JELLY BEAN?
YEAH.

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I LIKE YOU.
YOU PUT ME AT EASE.

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ASK REALLY EASY QUESTIONS.

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I'M NOT LARRY KING.

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THIS IS WHAT I'M GONNA NEED.

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OH, I'M SORRY.
I DON'T, UH, HANDLE
THOSE KIND OF THINGS.

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I'M ACTUALLY
THE GENERAL MANAGER.

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HERE'S THE PROBLEM.
I WASN'T PARENTED PROPERLY,
AND I'M VERY RICH.

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IT'S A BRUTAL COMBINATION.

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SO I WILL NEED YOU...
YES, YOU...

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TO GET ME A BOXED SET
OF THE FIRST SEASON
OF BROTHERS & SISTERS.

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BROTHERS & SISTERS?

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JUST 'CAUSE THEY'RE
GROWN-UP DOESN'T MEAN
FAMILY GETS ANY EASIER.

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(GIRLS SCREAMING)

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THANK YOU.

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WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?

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LOOK, I WISH IT DIDN'T
HAVE TO BE THIS WAY,
BUT I'M A NIGHTMARE,

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AND IF YOU DON'T GET IT
TO ME IN 30 MINUTES,
I'M NOT GOING ON,

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SO, SORRY, LARRY.

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HEY, BEN.

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DO YOU THINK THIS
LOOKS LIKE CRYSTAL?

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I THINK I'M ALL ALONE
IN THE WORLD.

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CHORUS: * Mr. Sunshine, yay!

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SO BEN GETS MOODY BEFORE
HIS MORNING COFFEE,

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SO TRY NOT TO SAY
"HELLO" TOO LOUD

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OR EVER USE THE
EXPRESSION WHAT UP?

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WHAT UP?

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AND HE GETS A MASSAGE
EVERY TUESDAY AT 3:00.

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DOES HE LIKE IT GENTLE,
OR CAN I REALLY GET IN THERE?

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OH, THE TRAINER DOES IT.

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OH. DO NOT MASSAGE BEN.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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THINK THIS'LL WOW CRYSTAL?

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NO, I'M ALMOST POSITIVE
THIS IS THE WAY CRYSTAL
SEES THE WORLD ANYWAY.

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HERE'S A QUESTION, THOUGH.

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WHO'S SETTING UP THE
LIGHTS FOR THE CONCERT?

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HEATHER, BECAUSE MINDY
GOT HELD UP AT THE KILN,

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I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO
GET THE FIRST SEASON
OF BROTHERS & SISTERS ON DVD.

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BROTHERS & SISTERS?

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JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE
GROWN-UP DOESN'T MEAN
FAMILY GETS ANY EASIER.

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HEY, UH, CRYSTAL, CAN WE TALK?

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DO YOU DRIVE A LATE
MODEL BLUE CHEROKEE

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00:08:54,455 --> 00:08:56,457
THAT WAS PARKED
PRECARIOUSLY CLOSE
TO MY BLIND SPOT?

217
00:08:56,524 --> 00:08:57,859
NO.
THEN YES, WE CAN TALK.

218
00:08:57,926 --> 00:08:59,828
OH, OKAY. WELL, I JUST
THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW

219
00:08:59,894 --> 00:09:02,030
THAT I'VE ARRANGED WITH
ELI CUTLER'S PEOPLE

220
00:09:02,096 --> 00:09:05,233
TO GET A BUNCH OF
AUTOGRAPHED SWAG TO FILL
THE SOCAL WIRELESS SUITE,

221
00:09:05,299 --> 00:09:09,570
SO I AM GOING TO CLOSE
THIS VERY VALUABLE DEAL

222
00:09:09,638 --> 00:09:10,705
DURING THE CONCERT TONIGHT.

223
00:09:10,772 --> 00:09:13,507
WELL, THAT IS VERY IMPRESSIVE.

224
00:09:13,574 --> 00:09:15,209
CLOSE DEAL.

225
00:09:15,276 --> 00:09:16,377
IT IS.

226
00:09:16,444 --> 00:09:18,112
OH, HELLO, ALONZO.
HELLO.

227
00:09:18,179 --> 00:09:20,081
OH, YEAH. HI.

228
00:09:20,148 --> 00:09:23,785
AM I MISTAKEN,
OR DID I SEE YOU EARLIER WITH
A GROUP OF BLIND CHILDREN?

229
00:09:23,852 --> 00:09:26,721
YOU ARE NOT MISTAKEN.
I INVITED THEM TO THE
CONCERT TONIGHT.

230
00:09:26,788 --> 00:09:30,124
OH! WELL, THAT IS
VERY IMPRESSIVE, TOO.

231
00:09:30,191 --> 00:09:31,359
AW.

232
00:09:31,425 --> 00:09:33,895
BLIND CHILDREN.

233
00:09:33,962 --> 00:09:35,930
OH, I ENVY THE BLIND.

234
00:09:35,997 --> 00:09:39,801
I SOMETIMES THINK I, TOO,
WOULD GIVE MY SIGHT TO PLAY
THE PIANO THAT WAY.

235
00:09:41,803 --> 00:09:43,437
(CLOSES NOTEBOOK)

236
00:09:45,406 --> 00:09:47,441
ALL RIGHT, BUDDY.
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE UP AGAINST.

237
00:09:47,508 --> 00:09:49,410
I GREW UP WITH FIVE
MORON BROTHERS.

238
00:09:49,477 --> 00:09:51,079
I HAD TO COMPETE
JUST TO EAT.

239
00:09:51,145 --> 00:09:54,282
OH, JUST SO YOU KNOW,
I SPENT NINE YEARS
IN THE NBA.

240
00:09:54,348 --> 00:09:57,018
YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT STANDS FOR?
NO BOYS ALLOWED.

241
00:09:57,085 --> 00:09:58,953
(DEEP VOICE)
OH. NO BOYS ALLOWED.

242
00:09:59,020 --> 00:10:01,489
THAT'S NOT COOL.
(DEEP VOICE)
THAT'S NOT COOL.

243
00:10:01,555 --> 00:10:03,191
THAT...
THAT IS...

244
00:10:05,526 --> 00:10:07,662
(NORMAL VOICE) YEAH. SEE,
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

245
00:10:07,729 --> 00:10:10,765
RECUSE YOURSELF, BABY.
RECUSE IT!

246
00:10:14,368 --> 00:10:15,569
HEY.
HEY.

247
00:10:15,636 --> 00:10:17,538
HAVE YOU SEEN
THE SWAG FOR THE
SOCAL WIRELESS PEOPLE?

248
00:10:17,605 --> 00:10:20,875
I SAW ALONZO GIVE
A BUNCH OF AUTOGRAPHED
FRISBEES TO BLIND KIDS.

249
00:10:20,942 --> 00:10:22,977
YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS.

250
00:10:23,044 --> 00:10:24,946
I THOUGHT I WAS, BUT NOW
THAT I SAY IT OUT LOUD,
IT DOES SOUND A LITTLE SILLY.

251
00:10:25,013 --> 00:10:26,981
HE'S GOING DOWN.

252
00:10:27,048 --> 00:10:29,117
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
HIS STUPID, FAT FACE
WHEN I WIN THAT CART.

253
00:10:29,183 --> 00:10:30,719
AL, I THINK MAYBE YOU
SHOULD PREPARE YOURSELF...

254
00:10:30,785 --> 00:10:32,486
I'M GONNA WIN IT.
OKAY.

255
00:10:35,990 --> 00:10:38,392
22 HOURS OF SALLY FIELD.
LOSE YOURSELF.

256
00:10:39,660 --> 00:10:41,730
WOW. YOU FOUND IT. SORRY.

257
00:10:41,796 --> 00:10:43,131
(GASPS)

258
00:10:43,197 --> 00:10:44,198
UH, DID I HEAR A MOB
OF GIRLS OUT THERE?

259
00:10:44,265 --> 00:10:46,234
UH, YES.
UH, SECURITY IS GONNA...

260
00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:48,069
HERE'S WHAT I NEED
FROM YOU NOW.

261
00:10:48,136 --> 00:10:50,839
UH, I HAVE A MILLION THINGS
TO DO BEFORE THE CONCERT
AND NOT A LOT OF HELP.

262
00:10:50,905 --> 00:10:53,742
(SIGHS) FIND THE HOTTEST GIRL
AND GET ME HER NUMBER.

263
00:10:53,808 --> 00:10:56,444
YOU WANT ME TO GET THE NUMBER
OF A TEENAGE GIRL?
ARE YOU SERIOUS?

264
00:10:56,510 --> 00:10:59,113
I AM SERIOUS.
I CANCELED A CONCERT
IN TORONTO ONCE,

265
00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:01,249
BECAUSE SOMEONE
COULDN'T FIND ME A
SPICY ENOUGH CRAB ROLL,

266
00:11:01,315 --> 00:11:02,784
AND I HATE SEAFOOD.

267
00:11:02,851 --> 00:11:05,219
YOU'RE GONNA SLAM THE DOOR
IN MY FACE AGAIN, AREN'T YOU?

268
00:11:05,286 --> 00:11:06,387
I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO.

269
00:11:14,362 --> 00:11:17,866
I KNOW THIS IS GONNA
SOUND CREEPY AND WEIRD,

270
00:11:17,932 --> 00:11:19,467
BUT COULD I HAVE
YOUR PHONE NUMBER?

271
00:11:19,533 --> 00:11:21,736
SURE.
SURE? JUST LIKE THAT?

272
00:11:21,803 --> 00:11:23,905
WHY DON'T I JUST GIVE
YOU A RIDE HOME, TOO?

273
00:11:23,972 --> 00:11:25,473
OKAY.
OH, MY GOD.

274
00:11:25,539 --> 00:11:27,776
I DO NOT APPROVE
OF THIS BEHAVIOR,
YOUNG LADY.

275
00:11:27,842 --> 00:11:29,343
THAT IS DANGEROUS.
IS THAT AN EIGHT?

276
00:11:29,410 --> 00:11:31,545
UH-HUH.
OKAY. GREAT. THANKS.

277
00:11:58,006 --> 00:11:59,107
(BLOWS AIR)

278
00:12:00,474 --> 00:12:01,675
ALONZO: ALICE?

279
00:12:03,912 --> 00:12:07,481
ARE YOU ACTUALLY TAKING
FRISBEES FROM BLIND CHILDREN?

280
00:12:07,548 --> 00:12:10,118
DID YOU ACTUALLY GIVE
FRISBEES TO BLIND CHILDREN?

281
00:12:10,184 --> 00:12:12,787
THEY'RE SOUVENIRS,
SO THEY CAN REMEMBER
THE NIGHT.

282
00:12:12,854 --> 00:12:14,956
RIGHT, SO WHILE PLAYING
CATCH AT THE BEACH,

283
00:12:15,023 --> 00:12:17,025
THEY CAN LOOK AT
ELI CUTLER'S AUTOGRAPH

284
00:12:17,091 --> 00:12:18,659
AND REMEMBER
HOW SPECIAL THIS WAS.

285
00:12:18,726 --> 00:12:20,995
OH, WAIT. NO, THEY CAN'T,
BECAUSE THEY CAN'T SEE!

286
00:12:21,062 --> 00:12:22,663
HEY, WE CAN HEAR, YOU KNOW.

287
00:12:22,730 --> 00:12:24,432
(GASPS) OH, GOD.

288
00:12:28,036 --> 00:12:29,804
I JUST STOLE FRISBEES
FROM BLIND CHILDREN.

289
00:12:29,871 --> 00:12:31,906
I JUST GOT A HOT TEENAGE
GIRL'S PHONE NUMBER.

290
00:12:32,941 --> 00:12:34,042
I'LL SEE YA.
YEAH.

291
00:12:36,544 --> 00:12:38,612
(TELEPHONE RINGING)

292
00:12:38,679 --> 00:12:40,048
NOT EVEN CLOSE.

293
00:12:40,114 --> 00:12:41,782
BEN, I DON'T THINK
I CAN BE YOUR ASSISTANT.

294
00:12:41,850 --> 00:12:43,317
I CAN'T TYPE,
I CAN'T WORK THE PHONES.

295
00:12:43,384 --> 00:12:45,719
(WHISPERS) AND I'M NOT
POSITIVE I KNOW
WHAT THE INTERNET IS.

296
00:12:47,021 --> 00:12:48,456
HAVE YOU EVER LIT
A MAN ON FIRE?

297
00:12:48,522 --> 00:12:50,024
NO.
YOU'RE MY GUY.

298
00:12:51,459 --> 00:12:54,095
BEN, THERE'S A TRAFFIC
JAM OUTSIDE THE ARENA,

299
00:12:54,162 --> 00:12:56,730
BECAUSE THE PARKING GUYS
ARE AT CRYSTAL'S HOUSE
DETAILING HER CARS,

300
00:12:56,797 --> 00:12:59,600
AND NO ONE'S UNLOCKED
THE MAIN GATE.

301
00:12:59,667 --> 00:13:02,136
YOU PROBABLY
HAVE BOLT CUTTERS
UNDER YOUR DESK.

302
00:13:07,008 --> 00:13:08,442
MAN: COME ON, MAN!
WHAT'S GOING ON?

303
00:13:08,509 --> 00:13:10,378
WOMAN: MOVE IT OR LOSE IT!

304
00:13:11,679 --> 00:13:13,681
MAN: LET'S GO ALREADY!

305
00:13:13,747 --> 00:13:16,284
(CARS HONKING)

306
00:13:16,350 --> 00:13:19,453
I WENT TO COLLEGE.
I WENT TO COLLEGE.

307
00:13:23,657 --> 00:13:25,927
CRYSTAL, I REALLY
NEED TO TALK...

308
00:13:25,994 --> 00:13:28,997
IS THAT A CAKE
CONSTRUCTED ENTIRELY
OUT OF CHURROS?

309
00:13:29,063 --> 00:13:30,631
BELIEVE IT, BRO.

310
00:13:30,698 --> 00:13:32,566
SHOW'S IN AN HOUR.
ARE THE CONCESSION STANDS
READY?

311
00:13:32,633 --> 00:13:35,169
YES, EXCEPT FOR
THE CHURRO ONES, OBVIOUSLY.

312
00:13:35,236 --> 00:13:37,738
YOU HAVE JOBS. GO DO THEM.

313
00:13:42,376 --> 00:13:45,113
A GIANT CHURRO CAKE?

314
00:13:46,247 --> 00:13:49,117
MAMA SAYS, "WOW."

315
00:13:49,183 --> 00:13:52,820
CRYSTAL, I REALLY APPRECIATE
WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO
WITH THIS CONTEST...

316
00:13:52,887 --> 00:13:55,023
ME MORE SO THAN ANYONE...

317
00:13:55,089 --> 00:13:58,392
BUT IT'S TIME TO END IT.
IT'S REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY TIME.

318
00:13:58,459 --> 00:13:59,593
I AGREE, BENJAMIN.

319
00:14:06,067 --> 00:14:08,036
GOT A LIGHT?
NO, I DON'T.

320
00:14:09,670 --> 00:14:12,040
SUNSHINE CENTER FAMILY,

321
00:14:12,106 --> 00:14:15,409
IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE,

322
00:14:15,476 --> 00:14:19,547
EXCITEMENT, AND PLEASURE
THAT I ANNOUNCE TO YOU

323
00:14:19,613 --> 00:14:23,151
MY MOST VALUABLE EMPLOYEE.

324
00:14:23,217 --> 00:14:24,818
(CHUCKLES)

325
00:14:24,885 --> 00:14:27,688
THE GOLF CART GOES TO

326
00:14:27,755 --> 00:14:30,224
ROMAN!
WHAT? REALLY?

327
00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:32,326
YEAH. WHAT? REALLY?

328
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:33,661
GO AND GET IT, SON.

329
00:14:33,727 --> 00:14:37,065
YEAH! YEAH! I WON!
(LAUGHING)

330
00:14:37,131 --> 00:14:39,667
GIVE ME FIVE! GIVE ME FIVE!
GIVE ME FIVE!

331
00:14:39,733 --> 00:14:43,337
AMERICA! AMERICA!

332
00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:45,839
THE SYSTEM WORKS, PEOPLE!

333
00:14:45,906 --> 00:14:48,309
ARE YOU KIDDING?
CHASTITY BONO WINS IT?
BELIEVE IN THE SYSTEM!

334
00:14:48,376 --> 00:14:51,345
I REALLY LOVE THIS BOW!
IT'S HUMONGOUS!

335
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:52,846
HOW DID YOU TIE THIS?

336
00:14:52,913 --> 00:14:55,649
A GIANT HAD TO TIE THIS. OH!

337
00:15:01,522 --> 00:15:03,724
YOU GAVE THE GOLF
CART TO ROMAN?

338
00:15:03,791 --> 00:15:05,126
WELL, OF COURSE.

339
00:15:05,193 --> 00:15:07,461
IT WAS MY PLAN ALL ALONG
TO GET CLOSER TO MY SON.

340
00:15:07,528 --> 00:15:10,564
HOW CAN THROWING
A FAKE CONTEST MAKE
YOU CLOSER TO YOUR SON?

341
00:15:10,631 --> 00:15:13,634
AND CAN YOU TURN
ALL OF THIS STUFF
OFF, PLEASE?

342
00:15:14,202 --> 00:15:15,369
(BEEP)

343
00:15:17,071 --> 00:15:18,872
WOW. YOU CAN DO
THAT FROM RIGHT THERE?
THAT'S PRETTY COOL.

344
00:15:18,939 --> 00:15:20,441
IT'S VERY COOL.

345
00:15:20,508 --> 00:15:22,410
THIS MAY COME
AS A SURPRISE TO YOU,
BENJAMIN,

346
00:15:22,476 --> 00:15:24,478
BUT I KNOW A THING
OR TWO ABOUT PARENTING.

347
00:15:24,545 --> 00:15:28,349
A MOTHER CAN'T
JUST GIVE HER CHILD
A GIFT OUT OF LOVE.

348
00:15:28,416 --> 00:15:30,985
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA
GIVE THE GOLF CART TO ME.

349
00:15:31,052 --> 00:15:33,621
(LAUGHS)

350
00:15:33,687 --> 00:15:34,822
WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?

351
00:15:34,888 --> 00:15:36,357
BECAUSE OF THE WINK!

352
00:15:36,424 --> 00:15:37,958
THE I'M GIVING THE GOLF
CART TO ROMAN WINK?

353
00:15:38,026 --> 00:15:39,660
WELL, THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH
INFORMATION FOR A WINK!

354
00:15:41,662 --> 00:15:44,832
TODAY IS
MY 10TH ANNIVERSARY
OF WORKING HERE.

355
00:15:45,799 --> 00:15:47,301
10TH ANNIVERSARY? REALLY?

356
00:15:48,402 --> 00:15:49,703
WELL, THAT IS SOMETHING.

357
00:15:49,770 --> 00:15:52,140
YES, IT IS.
IT IS SOMETHING.

358
00:15:52,206 --> 00:15:54,975
AND I STUPIDLY THOUGHT
I WAS GONNA GET SOME
KIND OF ACKNOWLEDGMENT

359
00:15:55,043 --> 00:15:58,379
FROM YOU FOR 10
YEARS OF PUTTING UP
WITH STUPID CONTESTS

360
00:15:58,446 --> 00:16:00,348
AND HAVING TO DO
EVERYONE'S JOB.

361
00:16:00,414 --> 00:16:02,216
AND HAVING TO JUMP
THROUGH HOOPS FOR YOU

362
00:16:02,283 --> 00:16:05,853
AND EVERY SPOILED
POP STAR THAT COMES
THROUGH THIS PLACE.

363
00:16:06,954 --> 00:16:08,156
WELL,

364
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:12,026
THEN LET ME SIMPLY
RIGHT THIS WRONG.

365
00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:14,295
BENJAMIN DONOVAN,

366
00:16:15,096 --> 00:16:16,997
I ACKNOWLEDGE YOU.

367
00:16:17,065 --> 00:16:19,833
OH, DON'T TOUCH
MY FACE AGAIN.

368
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:21,269
WELL, THE CONCERT'S
ABOUT TO BEGIN ANYWAY.

369
00:16:21,335 --> 00:16:23,104
TAKE THE REST
OF THE NIGHT OFF.

370
00:16:23,171 --> 00:16:24,838
I DON'T WANT THE REST
OF THE NIGHT OFF.
I WANT THE GOLF CART.

371
00:16:24,905 --> 00:16:26,340
BUT THE GOLF CART
ISN'T YOURS TO HAVE.

372
00:16:26,407 --> 00:16:28,242
IT'S MY SECRET GIFT
OF LOVE TO ROMAN.

373
00:16:28,309 --> 00:16:30,478
WELL, THEN I WANT
SOMETHING OF EQUAL
OR GREATER VALUE.

374
00:16:30,544 --> 00:16:32,213
I WANT A SNOWMOBILE

375
00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:34,148
OR SOME KIND OF SMALL BOAT.

376
00:16:34,215 --> 00:16:36,817
I WANT A SNOW BOAT
THAT CAN SAIL ACROSS
ICE AND CERTAIN LAKES,

377
00:16:36,884 --> 00:16:38,852
AND I'M GONNA
STAND HERE UNTIL YOU
GIVE ME A SNOW BOAT

378
00:16:38,919 --> 00:16:40,454
THAT CAN SAIL ACROSS
ICE AND CERTAIN LAKES!

379
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:43,191
CAREFUL, BENJAMIN.
I DON'T ENJOY HAVING
DEMANDS MADE OF ME.

380
00:16:43,257 --> 00:16:45,393
BESIDES, I THINK
I'VE BEEN VERY GENEROUS.

381
00:16:45,459 --> 00:16:47,128
WHEN? IS THE
CHURRO CAKE MINE?

382
00:16:47,195 --> 00:16:49,163
DID... DID I MISS
THE CHURRO CAKE WINK?

383
00:16:49,230 --> 00:16:51,432
ELI CUTLER IS
REFUSING TO GO ON.

384
00:16:51,499 --> 00:16:53,067
(SIGHS) BENJAMIN.

385
00:16:53,134 --> 00:16:54,968
WELL, IT'S MY NIGHT OFF.

386
00:16:55,035 --> 00:16:56,670
GOOD LUCK WITH EVERYTHING.

387
00:16:56,737 --> 00:16:58,472
BENJAMIN. BENJAMIN!

388
00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:00,108
BENJAMIN, I NEED YOU!

389
00:17:02,510 --> 00:17:03,611
WHAT SHOULD I DO?

390
00:17:04,712 --> 00:17:05,913
(BEEP)

391
00:17:09,150 --> 00:17:10,918
ISN'T THIS SO COOL?

392
00:17:12,386 --> 00:17:14,855
HEY, WAY TO GO.
YOU REALLY EARNED IT.

393
00:17:14,922 --> 00:17:15,989
THANK YOU, MYRNA.

394
00:17:16,056 --> 00:17:17,625
YOU'RE WELCOME

395
00:17:17,691 --> 00:17:19,827
(CHUCKLES) EVERYONE'S REALLY
BEING NICE.

396
00:17:19,893 --> 00:17:22,163
YEAH. I'M GONNA
MISS PEOPLE HERE.

397
00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:23,464
YEAH.

398
00:17:23,531 --> 00:17:25,399
SOME MORE THAN OTHERS.

399
00:17:26,867 --> 00:17:28,602
I WISH YOU DIDN'T
HAVE TO LEAVE.

400
00:17:28,669 --> 00:17:31,705
ME, TOO. I FEEL LIKE
I'M BEING PUNISHED
FOR BEING GOOD.

401
00:17:31,772 --> 00:17:32,873
MMM.

402
00:17:32,940 --> 00:17:34,508
IF ONLY THERE WAS
A WAY I COULD STAY HERE

403
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,677
WITHOUT HAVING TO PULL OUT
THE OLD GAS CAN.

404
00:17:36,744 --> 00:17:38,246
I DON'T THINK I KNOW
THAT EXPRESSION.

405
00:17:40,548 --> 00:17:41,649
OH.

406
00:17:43,651 --> 00:17:45,219
GIRLS: (CHANTING)
WE WANT ELI! WE WANT ELI!

407
00:17:45,286 --> 00:17:47,788
WE'VE GOT A RIOT
ON OUR HANDS, BUT, HEY,
ENJOY YOUR NIGHT OFF.

408
00:17:47,855 --> 00:17:50,858
GIRLS: WE WANT ELI!
WE WANT ELI!

409
00:17:54,895 --> 00:17:57,498
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I WAS JUST ABOUT
TO GET IN MY CAR

410
00:17:57,565 --> 00:17:59,600
AND DRIVE AWAY
AND NOT EVEN CARE

411
00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:01,402
WHAT HAPPENED HERE TONIGHT.

412
00:18:01,469 --> 00:18:02,903
BUT I COULDN'T DO IT.
YOU KNOW WHY?

413
00:18:03,904 --> 00:18:04,938
WHO CARES?

414
00:18:06,707 --> 00:18:10,511
I COULDN'T DO IT
BECAUSE I LOVE THIS PLACE.

415
00:18:12,246 --> 00:18:15,616
17,505 PEOPLE COME
HERE EVERY NIGHT,

416
00:18:15,683 --> 00:18:18,952
AND IT'S MY JOB TO MAKE SURE
THEY HAVE A GOOD TIME.

417
00:18:19,019 --> 00:18:21,522
AND TONIGHT
ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE

418
00:18:21,589 --> 00:18:23,224
ARE HERE FOR YOU,

419
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:25,759
SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

420
00:18:28,562 --> 00:18:31,165
I'M WORRIED MY...
MY MUSIC'S NO GOOD.

421
00:18:31,232 --> 00:18:35,403
WHAT? WHAT ABOUT,
UH, BABY NO BABY?

422
00:18:35,469 --> 00:18:37,371
THAT ONE'S GOOD. YEAH.
YEAH.

423
00:18:37,438 --> 00:18:39,507
AND NO PLACE LIKE SCHOOL?

424
00:18:39,573 --> 00:18:40,641
THAT'S ABOUT MY SCHOOL.

425
00:18:40,708 --> 00:18:42,743
HMM. LISTEN,

426
00:18:42,810 --> 00:18:44,445
YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THIS.

427
00:18:44,512 --> 00:18:45,979
AND I KNOW GOOD MUSIC.

428
00:18:46,046 --> 00:18:48,716
LAST YEAR, BONO WAS
SITTING ON THIS VERY COUCH.

429
00:18:49,217 --> 00:18:50,618
YOU MET BONO?

430
00:18:50,684 --> 00:18:52,386
WELL, NO, I MEAN,
HE...HE DIDN'T LET ME IN,

431
00:18:52,453 --> 00:18:56,357
BUT YOU'VE GOT
TO ASSUME HE WAS SITTING
ON THIS COUCH AT SOME POINT.

432
00:18:57,225 --> 00:18:58,392
(SIGHS)

433
00:18:58,459 --> 00:19:00,228
ANYWAY, SOMETIMES YOU JUST

434
00:19:00,294 --> 00:19:02,763
NEED SOMEONE TO TELL
YOU THAT YOU'RE GOOD
AT YOUR JOB.

435
00:19:04,232 --> 00:19:07,100
SO THIS IS ME
TELLING YOU THAT.

436
00:19:08,236 --> 00:19:09,470
YOU REALLY THINK I'M GOOD?

437
00:19:09,537 --> 00:19:10,738
I DO.

438
00:19:10,804 --> 00:19:12,940
DANCE, DANCE, DANCE, DANCE.

439
00:19:13,006 --> 00:19:14,375
IT ACTUALLY MADE ME
WANT TO DANCE.

440
00:19:14,442 --> 00:19:15,609
OH, THAT'S GREAT, BECAUSE
THAT WAS THE INTENTION.

441
00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:17,110
OH.

442
00:19:17,177 --> 00:19:20,013
OH, WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU KNOW ALL MY SONGS.

443
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:24,485
WELL, I GUESS
I HAVE A SHOW TO DO.

444
00:19:25,753 --> 00:19:26,820
THANKS, MAN.

445
00:19:26,887 --> 00:19:28,956
YOU'RE GOOD
AT YOUR JOB, TOO.

446
00:19:29,022 --> 00:19:30,258
GO GET 'EM, ROCK STAR.

447
00:19:38,932 --> 00:19:40,568
(EXHALES DEEPLY)

448
00:19:43,304 --> 00:19:45,573
(GIRLS CHEERING)

449
00:19:45,639 --> 00:19:47,241
ELI: YOU KNOW, A LITTLE
WHILE AGO, A FRIEND HELPED
ME THROUGH A DARK PLACE,

450
00:19:47,308 --> 00:19:50,110
SO THIS SONG GOES OUT TO

451
00:19:50,177 --> 00:19:51,512
SOME GUY WHO WORKS HERE.

452
00:19:51,579 --> 00:19:54,348
THIS SONG IS
DANCE, DANCE, DANCE, DANCE.

453
00:19:54,415 --> 00:19:58,051
* DANCE, DANCE, DANCE, DANCE,
JUST GOTTA MOVE YOUR FEET *

454
00:19:58,118 --> 00:20:00,354
THAT'S ME, YOU KNOW.
SOME GUY WHO WORKS HERE.

455
00:20:00,421 --> 00:20:03,957
OH, YOU'RE NOT JUST
SOME GUY WHO WORKS HERE.

456
00:20:04,024 --> 00:20:07,328
YOU KNOW, BEN,
YOU'RE SO GOOD
AT WHAT YOU DO AROUND HERE

457
00:20:07,395 --> 00:20:11,765
THAT SOMETIMES I FORGET
TO SAY THANK YOU,

458
00:20:12,433 --> 00:20:15,102
SO, THANK YOU

459
00:20:15,168 --> 00:20:17,204
FOR THE LAST EIGHT YEARS.

460
00:20:18,806 --> 00:20:20,641
YOU'RE WELCOME, BOSS.

461
00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:22,976
YOU KNOW IT'S BEEN
10 YEARS, THOUGH, RIGHT?

462
00:20:23,043 --> 00:20:26,213
YEAH, BUT THE FIRST
TWO WERE KIND OF EH.

463
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,282
* JUST GOTTA MOVE YOUR FEET

464
00:20:28,349 --> 00:20:30,818
I THINK I KNOW WHAT
THAT LAST ONE MEANT, AND NO.

465
00:20:30,884 --> 00:20:33,587
* THIS IS A
REVOLUTION, DANCE *

466
00:20:33,654 --> 00:20:34,955
I HAVE TO SAY,

467
00:20:35,022 --> 00:20:36,724
DESPITE THE KERFUFFLE
IT CAUSED,

468
00:20:36,790 --> 00:20:39,059
GIVING THAT GOLF CART
TO ROMAN COULD BE
JUST THE THING

469
00:20:39,126 --> 00:20:41,094
THAT GETS US BACK ON TRACK.

470
00:20:41,161 --> 00:20:43,297
HE SEEMS TO REALLY LOVE IT.

471
00:20:43,364 --> 00:20:45,899
* JUST DANCE, DANCE,
THIS IS A REVOLUTION *

472
00:20:45,966 --> 00:20:47,968
THIS IS FOR YOU, HEATHER.

473
00:20:48,702 --> 00:20:51,071
WELL, BENJAMIN,

474
00:20:51,138 --> 00:20:53,974
I'M OFF TO THE MYSTERIOUS
LIFE THAT I LEAD
OUTSIDE THIS PLACE.

475
00:20:54,608 --> 00:20:55,676
GOOD NIGHT, CRYSTAL.

476
00:20:55,743 --> 00:20:57,611
* JUST GOT TO MOVE YOUR FEET,

477
00:20:57,678 --> 00:21:01,782
* JUST DANCE, DANCE
THIS IS A REVOLUTION *

478
00:21:10,991 --> 00:21:12,760
SO I GUESS
HEATHER'S BACK, HUH?

479
00:21:19,066 --> 00:21:20,634
DON'T DO THAT.

480
00:21:21,769 --> 00:21:24,237
(SIGHS)

481
00:21:24,304 --> 00:21:27,741
SECURITY, WHEN YOU GET
A CHANCE, THERE'S A FIRE
IN THE TUNNEL.