1 00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:06,361 MORNING, BEN. 2 00:00:06,428 --> 00:00:08,663 LISTEN TO ME, YOU ARE A MASCOT. 3 00:00:08,730 --> 00:00:10,932 YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE UP HERE IN THE OFFICE. 4 00:00:10,999 --> 00:00:14,536 YOUR ONLY JOB IS TO REV UP THE CROWD DURING SPORTING EVENTS. 5 00:00:14,603 --> 00:00:17,572 THE PHOTOCOPIER RAN OUT OF INK, SO I PUT ANOTHER TONER CARTRIDGE IN THERE. 6 00:00:17,639 --> 00:00:18,707 OKAY, GREAT. THANKS. 7 00:00:20,409 --> 00:00:23,044 HEY, EVERYONE! I GOT A BUNCH OF PROMOTIONAL STUFF 8 00:00:23,112 --> 00:00:25,714 FOR ALONZO'S CHARITY TENNIS EVENT. COME AND GET IT. 9 00:00:25,780 --> 00:00:27,349 IT'S ONE SIZE FITS ALL. 10 00:00:27,416 --> 00:00:28,883 I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THAT. 11 00:00:28,950 --> 00:00:30,752 IT FEELS LIKE NIGHTTIME IN MY HEAD. 12 00:00:31,553 --> 00:00:32,987 THAT'S A WRISTBAND, ROMAN. 13 00:00:34,923 --> 00:00:38,427 OHH. THAT IS BETTER. WHAT AN IMPROVEMENT. 14 00:00:38,493 --> 00:00:40,429 "RACKETS FOR R. M.?" 15 00:00:40,495 --> 00:00:43,865 BOY, ALONZO'S REALLY SCRAPING THE BOTTOM OF THE CHARITY DISEASE BARREL ON THIS ONE. 16 00:00:43,932 --> 00:00:46,435 RHEUMATOID MYLOPENIA IS A RARE DISORDER 17 00:00:46,501 --> 00:00:49,804 THAT CAUSES THE JOINTS AND CONNECTIVE TISSUE TO OVERHEAT AND MELT 18 00:00:49,871 --> 00:00:52,006 INSIDE THE BODY. 19 00:00:52,073 --> 00:00:55,009 NO JOKES THERE. IT'S MORE COMMONLY KNOWN AS "JELLO BONES." 20 00:00:55,076 --> 00:00:57,078 OH. THEY... THEY FOUND ONE. 21 00:00:57,146 --> 00:00:59,848 YOU KNOW, I THINK SOMEONE'S JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE ALONZO GETS TO PLAY TENNIS 22 00:00:59,914 --> 00:01:01,082 AGAINST JIMMY CONNORS. 23 00:01:01,150 --> 00:01:03,218 THAT'S ME... THE JEALOUS SOMEONE IS ME! 24 00:01:03,285 --> 00:01:05,120 ALONZO: GOOD MORNING, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. 25 00:01:05,187 --> 00:01:07,256 HONEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER? YEAH, HONEY. WHAT'S THE MATTER? 26 00:01:07,322 --> 00:01:09,558 DID THE CHOIR OF ANGELS WHO WAKE YOU UP GET IN A FIGHT 27 00:01:09,624 --> 00:01:11,760 WITH THE FAIRIES WHO DRESS YOU? 28 00:01:11,826 --> 00:01:14,496 NO, BEN. MY TENNIS PARTNER, CHANNEL's DUSTY CRUNTLER, 29 00:01:14,563 --> 00:01:15,630 GOT HIT BY A CAR THIS MORNING. 30 00:01:15,697 --> 00:01:17,366 (EXCLAIMING) THE WEATHER WIZARD? 31 00:01:17,432 --> 00:01:19,701 OH! HE ALWAYS KNOWS WHAT THE DAY'S GONNA BRING. 32 00:01:19,768 --> 00:01:21,303 I'M PRETTY SURE HE DIDN'T KNOW THE DAY WAS GONNA BRING 33 00:01:21,370 --> 00:01:23,272 A TWO TON LUXURY SEDAN ONTO THE SIDEWALK 34 00:01:23,338 --> 00:01:24,806 AND ULTIMATELY, HIS PELVIS. 35 00:01:24,873 --> 00:01:26,275 I GOTTA FIND A REPLACEMENT RIGHT AWAY. 36 00:01:26,341 --> 00:01:27,842 OH! PICK ME! PICK ME! I'M A GREAT TENNIS PLAYER. 37 00:01:27,909 --> 00:01:30,111 I LOVE JIMMY CONNORS, AND I LOVE JELLY KIDS. 38 00:01:30,179 --> 00:01:32,481 JELLO. NO, THANKS. I'M TALKING TO ALONZO. 39 00:01:32,547 --> 00:01:34,849 WELL, BEN, IT'S A CELEBRITY TENNIS TOURNAMENT. 40 00:01:34,916 --> 00:01:37,586 AND EVEN IN THE LOOSEST TERMS, YOU'RE... YOU'RE JUST NOT A CELEBRITY. 41 00:01:37,652 --> 00:01:41,089 I SAW THE LIST OF PLAYERS, ALONZO. ALAN THICKE WILL BE PARTICIPATING. 42 00:01:41,156 --> 00:01:42,224 EXCELLENT POINT, BEN. 43 00:01:42,291 --> 00:01:43,792 YOU CAN PLAY. YES! TEAMMATES! 44 00:01:43,858 --> 00:01:46,661 I PLAY THE BACKHAND SIDE, AND I'M A GRUNTER. LET'S DO THIS. 45 00:01:46,728 --> 00:01:49,331 HELLO, EVERYONE! BIG MORNING. YOURS TRULY FINALLY LEARNED 46 00:01:49,398 --> 00:01:51,500 HOW TO DO THE TWITTERS ON HER SMARTPHONE. 47 00:01:51,566 --> 00:01:54,203 I ALSO HAD A CAR ACCIDENT... COMPLETELY UNRELATED. 48 00:01:54,269 --> 00:01:55,437 MEETING ADJOURNED. 49 00:01:55,504 --> 00:01:57,406 (PHONE RINGING) 50 00:01:57,472 --> 00:02:02,110 OH! HEY! MY COLORIST, JULIAN, IS NO LONGER MY ONLY FOLLOWER ON THE TWITTER DEVICE. 51 00:02:03,144 --> 00:02:05,146 BEN... 52 00:02:05,214 --> 00:02:08,250 "DRIVING IN THE RAIN WHILE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY ON HUMMINGBIRDS ON MY PHONE. 53 00:02:08,317 --> 00:02:10,852 "OOPS! YES, I JUST HAD A MAJOR CAR ACCIDENT." 54 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:14,155 YOU HIT WEATHERWIZARD DUSTY CRUNTLER. NOW I GOTTA PLAY TENNIS WITH THIS GUY! 55 00:02:14,223 --> 00:02:15,657 I'M VERY EXCITED. 56 00:02:15,724 --> 00:02:18,560 THE LAW CLEARLY STATES, IF YOU'RE STANDING WITHIN FEET OF THE ROAD, 57 00:02:18,627 --> 00:02:21,463 YOU MUST ALWAYS WEAR AN ORANGE CONE AS A HAT. 58 00:02:23,798 --> 00:02:24,899 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 59 00:02:24,966 --> 00:02:26,601 NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. THAT IS THE EXACT LAW. 60 00:02:28,437 --> 00:02:30,004 OH, MOM? HEY. 61 00:02:30,071 --> 00:02:31,406 I KNOW YOU HAD A CRAZY MORNING, 62 00:02:31,473 --> 00:02:33,408 BUT, UM, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET FOR BREAKFAST. 63 00:02:34,376 --> 00:02:36,077 OH! GOSH. 64 00:02:36,144 --> 00:02:39,881 I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, DEAR. WHAT CAN I POSSIBLY DO TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU? 65 00:02:39,948 --> 00:02:42,484 WELL, LAST TIME YOU MISSED IT, YOU SAID, 66 00:02:42,551 --> 00:02:46,120 "LET'S SCHEDULE IT ONE WEEK FROM TODAY, AND I PROMISE I WON'T MISS IT." 67 00:02:46,187 --> 00:02:49,324 THAT'S PERFECT. LET'S DO IT ONE WEEK FROM TODAY, AND I P... 68 00:02:49,391 --> 00:02:50,692 AND I PROMISE I WON'T MISS IT. 69 00:02:50,759 --> 00:02:52,026 AND I PROMISE I WON'T MISS IT. 70 00:02:55,964 --> 00:02:57,666 GO HOME. 71 00:02:57,732 --> 00:03:00,569 I MADE YOU SOME HOT CHOCOLATE. OH. THAT'S NICE. 72 00:03:00,635 --> 00:03:02,371 YEAH, I PUT A COUPLE OF MARSHMALLOWS IN THERE. GO HOME. 73 00:03:02,437 --> 00:03:03,438 ALL RIGHT. 74 00:03:16,651 --> 00:03:17,786 SO... 75 00:03:17,852 --> 00:03:19,721 YOU JUST STARTED PLAYING TENNIS FOR THIS TOURNAMENT? 76 00:03:21,222 --> 00:03:24,359 OH, YEAH. I JUST FOUND THIS TENNIS RACKET IN MY GARAGE. 77 00:03:26,661 --> 00:03:27,996 PRETTY EASY GAME. 78 00:03:28,062 --> 00:03:30,465 HOW LONG YOU BEEN PLAYING? OH, YOU KNOW... 79 00:03:30,532 --> 00:03:31,533 FOUR OR FIVE... 80 00:03:33,067 --> 00:03:34,235 SINCE I WAS FOUR OR FIVE. 81 00:03:35,937 --> 00:03:37,439 (ROMAN LAUGHING) 82 00:03:37,506 --> 00:03:40,174 ROMAN, I APPRECIATE THE ENTHUSIASM. LITTLE TIP, THOUGH... 83 00:03:40,241 --> 00:03:43,578 NEXT TIME, WAIT FOR THE POINT TO BE OVER BEFORE YOU GRAB THE BALL. 84 00:03:43,645 --> 00:03:45,013 THIRD TIME I'M TELLING YOU. 85 00:03:45,079 --> 00:03:46,180 (TIRES SCREECHING) 86 00:03:46,247 --> 00:03:47,416 WHERE'S THE CIGARETTE MACHINE? 87 00:03:47,482 --> 00:03:48,917 IN THE 1970s. 88 00:03:48,983 --> 00:03:51,453 WELL, WHERE CAN A LADY FIND A LONG, THIN, SOPHISTICATED CIGARETTE 89 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,722 THAT SAYS SHE'S ARRIVED IN A MAN'S WORLD? 90 00:03:53,788 --> 00:03:55,690 CIGARETTES ARE BAD FOR YOU, CRYSTAL. 91 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:57,326 PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THIS. 92 00:03:57,392 --> 00:03:58,493 I'M GONNA TWEET ABOUT IT. 93 00:04:01,262 --> 00:04:02,664 SHE'S GONNA TWEET ABOUT IT. 94 00:04:02,731 --> 00:04:04,566 (PHONE RINGING) 95 00:04:04,633 --> 00:04:06,501 HEY, GUYS, IT'S ALICE. 96 00:04:06,568 --> 00:04:08,603 IT'S AMAZING HOW WELL YOU AND ALONZO ARE GETTING ALONG. 97 00:04:08,670 --> 00:04:10,539 I MEAN, SEEING HOW YOU DATED ALICE RIGHT BEFORE HIM, 98 00:04:10,605 --> 00:04:12,106 AND HE'S PERFECT, 99 00:04:12,173 --> 00:04:13,174 AND YOU'RE NOT. 100 00:04:13,241 --> 00:04:15,143 SHH! HE DOESN'T KNOW. 101 00:04:15,209 --> 00:04:16,578 OF COURSE HE KNOWS. 102 00:04:16,645 --> 00:04:18,747 HE'S DEDICATED HIS WHOLE LIFE TO HELPING OTHERS, 103 00:04:18,813 --> 00:04:21,616 AND YOUR FLAWS ARE PRETTY MUCH OUT HERE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE. 104 00:04:21,683 --> 00:04:23,652 I'M TALKING ABOUT ALICE. BEN, HE KNOWS ALICE. 105 00:04:23,718 --> 00:04:26,555 BEN, HE KNOWS ALICE. SHE'S HIS GIRLFRIEND. 106 00:04:27,456 --> 00:04:28,723 BALL! 107 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:29,891 ON IT. 108 00:04:29,958 --> 00:04:31,893 OKAY. (LAUGHS) 109 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,495 YOU TOO, SWEETIE. 110 00:04:33,562 --> 00:04:36,831 OOH! SHE'S GOT YOU ON A SHORT LEASH, HUH? 111 00:04:36,898 --> 00:04:39,067 WELL, I GUESS ALICE LIKES TO TOUCH BASE WITH ME A LOT 112 00:04:39,133 --> 00:04:40,735 BECAUSE HER LAST BOYFRIEND WAS SUCH A JERK. 113 00:04:41,970 --> 00:04:44,406 HER LAST BOYFRIEND BEFORE YOU? 114 00:04:44,473 --> 00:04:46,508 YEAH. HE DID A REAL NUMBER ON HER. 115 00:04:46,575 --> 00:04:49,611 SHE SAID HE HAD COMMITMENT ISSUES, SELFISH, SO IT REALLY MESSED WITH HER HEAD. 116 00:04:49,678 --> 00:04:51,580 WELL, THAT IS SURPRISING TO HEAR. 117 00:04:51,646 --> 00:04:55,517 BECAUSE IT'S NEW INFORMATION THAT I'M JUST TAKING IN, AND IT SURPRISES ME. 118 00:04:55,584 --> 00:04:57,419 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES A BOYFRIEND HAS TO FIX 119 00:04:57,486 --> 00:04:59,020 THE DAMAGE THE LAST GUY DID. 120 00:04:59,087 --> 00:05:00,088 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT? 121 00:05:00,722 --> 00:05:01,956 I DO? 122 00:05:02,023 --> 00:05:03,024 I DO. 123 00:05:03,725 --> 00:05:05,093 I DO? 124 00:05:05,159 --> 00:05:07,629 (MOUTHING) 125 00:05:07,696 --> 00:05:09,498 WHOA! LISTEN, WE'RE NOT GONNA GET ANYWHERE AGAINST CONNORS 126 00:05:09,564 --> 00:05:11,700 JUST STANDING AROUND TALKING ABOUT OUR GIRLFRIENDS. 127 00:05:11,766 --> 00:05:12,801 LET'S PLAY. 128 00:05:15,670 --> 00:05:17,338 BEN: OH, SORRY. 129 00:05:17,406 --> 00:05:19,708 IT'S ALL RIGHT. I GOT IT. MY TIME TO SHINE! 130 00:05:26,381 --> 00:05:27,982 MOM? MOM? MOM! 131 00:05:28,049 --> 00:05:29,217 (TIRES SCREECHING, THUD) AAH! 132 00:05:30,719 --> 00:05:31,753 OH. 133 00:05:33,655 --> 00:05:35,289 OOPS. 134 00:05:35,356 --> 00:05:39,293 CHORUS: * MR. SUNSHINE, YAY! 135 00:05:46,501 --> 00:05:48,069 YEAH, HE'S GONNA BE OKAY. 136 00:05:48,136 --> 00:05:49,738 JUST NEED A LITTLE INFO. 137 00:05:49,804 --> 00:05:51,172 IS ANYONE HERE CLOSE TO HIM? 138 00:05:51,239 --> 00:05:53,141 NOT REALLY. THIS IS THE BOY'S MOTHER. 139 00:05:53,207 --> 00:05:54,609 SIR, I AM THE BOY'S MOTHER. 140 00:05:54,676 --> 00:05:55,744 GREAT. AGE? 141 00:05:55,810 --> 00:05:57,546 LIKE A FINE WINE, I'M MELLOWING. 142 00:05:57,612 --> 00:05:59,013 HE'S TALKING ABOUT ROMAN'S AGE. 143 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:00,615 WAIT. I KNOW THIS. 144 00:06:00,682 --> 00:06:01,683 IT STARTS WITH A... 145 00:06:02,851 --> 00:06:04,619 PASS. 146 00:06:04,686 --> 00:06:06,320 DOES HE HAVE ANY ALLERGIES TO MEDICATION? 147 00:06:06,387 --> 00:06:07,522 PLAY. NONE AT ALL. 148 00:06:08,356 --> 00:06:09,390 WEIGHT? 149 00:06:09,458 --> 00:06:11,259 MY GOD. I'M NOT A SIDESHOW CARNY. 150 00:06:13,294 --> 00:06:15,797 DON'T GIVE HIM ANY MEDICINE. HE'S ALLERGIC TO EVERYTHING. 151 00:06:15,864 --> 00:06:18,299 AND HIS BLOOD TYPE IS O POSITIVE, AND IT TASTES SALTY. 152 00:06:20,268 --> 00:06:22,403 DON'T CUT YOUR EYES AT ME, YOUNG MAN. 153 00:06:22,471 --> 00:06:24,673 WHO KNOWS THIS STUFF ABOUT THEIR CHILDREN, ANYWAY? 154 00:06:24,739 --> 00:06:26,340 WE OFTEN FIND THAT PARENTS DO. 155 00:06:26,407 --> 00:06:28,209 IT'S NOT HER FAULT. 156 00:06:28,276 --> 00:06:31,345 SHE BOUNCED FROM HUSBAND TO HUSBAND, SPENT ALL OF HER TIME RUNNING THIS ARENA. 157 00:06:31,412 --> 00:06:33,381 NOT TO MENTION THE PERSONAL DEMONS. 158 00:06:33,448 --> 00:06:35,316 THIS IS A FAMILY THING. I'M GONNA STEP BACK. 159 00:06:38,653 --> 00:06:40,522 I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU, AND IT'S IMPORTANT. 160 00:06:40,589 --> 00:06:44,258 OH, PLEASE DON'T LET THIS BE ABOUT YOUR HAIR AGAIN. JUST GET HIGHLIGHTS OR DON'T. 161 00:06:44,325 --> 00:06:46,495 HAVE YOU TOLD ALONZO ABOUT US? 162 00:06:46,561 --> 00:06:49,030 WHAT? NO. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 163 00:06:49,097 --> 00:06:50,599 YOU HAVEN'T TOLD HIM ANYTHING? 164 00:06:50,665 --> 00:06:53,968 I MIGHT HAVE MENTIONED THE EXISTENCE OF A PERSON LIKE YOU, 165 00:06:54,035 --> 00:06:55,136 IN A GENERAL WAY. 166 00:06:55,203 --> 00:06:57,806 HE KNOWS SOME DETAILS ABOUT EX-BOYFRIENDS, 167 00:06:57,872 --> 00:07:00,074 BUT, UH, NO. I HAVEN'T TOLD HIM ABOUT US. 168 00:07:00,141 --> 00:07:01,743 OKAY. THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. 169 00:07:01,810 --> 00:07:03,745 NO. NO, WAIT. IT... IT'S NOT GOOD. 170 00:07:03,812 --> 00:07:05,680 MONTHS HAVE PASSED, AND I HAVEN'T TOLD HIM. 171 00:07:05,747 --> 00:07:08,950 I'M AFRAID THE WINDOW'S CLOSED AND I FEEL SO GUILTY ABOUT IT. 172 00:07:09,017 --> 00:07:12,621 I'VE TRIED TO TELL HIM A BUNCH OF TIMES, BUT I ALWAYS BAIL AND SAY SOMETHING LIKE, 173 00:07:12,687 --> 00:07:15,123 "LET'S GO TAKE A POTTERY CLASS." AND THEN, YOU KNOW... 174 00:07:15,957 --> 00:07:17,391 WE GO TAKE A POTTERY CLASS. 175 00:07:17,458 --> 00:07:19,227 I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD TELL ALONZO ABOUT US. 176 00:07:19,293 --> 00:07:22,597 WE WERE HANGING OUT WAY BEFORE YOU GUYS GOT SERIOUS. WHY MAKE IT MESSY? 177 00:07:22,664 --> 00:07:24,533 YEAH. I GUESS IF I HAVEN'T TOLD HIM BY NOW... 178 00:07:24,599 --> 00:07:26,300 EXACTLY. THE WINDOW'S CLOSED. 179 00:07:26,367 --> 00:07:28,402 LET'S MAKE A BLOOD OATH. I'LL GO GET A KNIFE FROM UNDER HEATHER'S DESK. 180 00:07:28,469 --> 00:07:30,539 NO, I'M NOT TAKING A BLOOD OATH. 181 00:07:30,605 --> 00:07:34,408 LET'S JUST PROMISE EACH OTHER THAT WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US STAYS BETWEEN US. 182 00:07:34,475 --> 00:07:36,244 YEAH, FINE. 183 00:07:36,310 --> 00:07:39,581 BY THE WAY, WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM ABOUT ME, IN A GENERAL WAY? GOOD THINGS? 184 00:07:39,648 --> 00:07:40,682 NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 185 00:07:40,749 --> 00:07:42,617 DOES HE KNOW ABOUT THE MOVE? 186 00:07:42,684 --> 00:07:44,052 BECAUSE THAT IS MY MOVE. I DON'T WANNA HEAR ON THE STREET 187 00:07:44,118 --> 00:07:45,787 THAT HE'S USING MY MOVE. 188 00:07:45,854 --> 00:07:46,855 HE DOESN'T NEED YOUR MOVE. 189 00:07:47,956 --> 00:07:49,157 GREAT. I'LL SEE YA. 190 00:07:54,796 --> 00:07:55,897 THERE YOU ARE. 191 00:07:55,964 --> 00:07:58,199 YOU KNOW MY PERSONAL ATTORNEY, NEIL DOBRIN. 192 00:07:58,266 --> 00:08:00,735 UH, YES. I RECOGNIZE YOU FROM THE SIDE OF BUSES. 193 00:08:00,802 --> 00:08:02,203 YOU GREW A BEARD. 194 00:08:02,270 --> 00:08:03,772 WELL, I WAS IN HIDING FOR A WHILE. 195 00:08:03,838 --> 00:08:04,939 AH, THAT'S NICE. 196 00:08:05,006 --> 00:08:07,709 SO, BEN, UM, I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO TESTIFY 197 00:08:07,776 --> 00:08:11,112 THAT ROMAN WAS SNIFFING GLUE AT THE TIME OF THE ACCIDENT. 198 00:08:11,179 --> 00:08:14,949 CRYSTAL, YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY THINK THAT ROMAN IS ACTUALLY GOING TO SUE YOU. 199 00:08:15,016 --> 00:08:17,752 HE'S ANGRY ABOUT YEARS OF NEGLECT. 200 00:08:17,819 --> 00:08:20,655 YOU SAW THE RAGE HE FLEW INTO WHEN I MISSED BREAKFAST. 201 00:08:20,722 --> 00:08:22,290 HE BROUGHT YOU A MUFFIN. 202 00:08:22,356 --> 00:08:24,525 ROMAN IS WILDLY PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE. 203 00:08:24,593 --> 00:08:27,929 BESIDES, YOU DON'T KNOW MY FAMILY. THEY'RE CRAZY LITIGIOUS. 204 00:08:27,996 --> 00:08:30,999 I... IT'S NOT A RACIAL TERM. IT MEANS THEY SUE A LOT. 205 00:08:31,065 --> 00:08:33,167 YOU SEEM LIKE AN EXCELLENT ATTORNEY, NEIL. 206 00:08:33,234 --> 00:08:35,203 I MAY BE THE BEST. 207 00:08:35,269 --> 00:08:37,305 WELL, I WILL DRAW UP THE PAPERS. 208 00:08:37,371 --> 00:08:38,372 THANK YOU, NEIL. 209 00:08:39,674 --> 00:08:41,576 WHEW. 210 00:08:41,643 --> 00:08:43,978 CRYSTAL, THE PROBLEM IS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN FAMILY. 211 00:08:44,045 --> 00:08:45,313 IF YOU KNEW ROMAN AT ALL, 212 00:08:45,379 --> 00:08:47,215 YOU'D KNOW HE WOULD NEVER TRY TO SUE YOU. 213 00:08:47,281 --> 00:08:49,784 SO INSTEAD OF TRYING TO BUILD A CASE AGAINST HIM, 214 00:08:49,851 --> 00:08:51,552 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TRY TO GET TO KNOW HIM? 215 00:08:52,353 --> 00:08:54,589 OOH. NOW I LIKE THAT. 216 00:08:54,656 --> 00:08:56,524 KEEP YOUR ENEMIES CLOSE, YOUR FAMILY CLOSER. 217 00:08:56,591 --> 00:08:59,393 JESUS SAID THAT. NO, HE DIDN'T. 218 00:08:59,460 --> 00:09:01,462 OKAY. HOW DO WE DO THE GET-TO-KNOW-YOU THING? 219 00:09:01,529 --> 00:09:03,097 BECAUSE ROMAN AND I HAVE NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT, 220 00:09:03,164 --> 00:09:05,466 AND IT SEEMS LIKE HE HAS A SLIGHT DIFFICULTY GRASPING THINGS, 221 00:09:05,533 --> 00:09:07,501 AND LET'S FACE IT, I CAN TEND TO BE A BIT OF A NARCISS... 222 00:09:08,536 --> 00:09:10,739 HELLO, PRETTY LADY. 223 00:09:10,805 --> 00:09:13,474 WHY DON'T YOU JUST INVITE ROMAN TO THE TENNIS GALA 224 00:09:13,541 --> 00:09:15,109 YOU'RE THROWING FOR JIMMY CONNORS. 225 00:09:16,044 --> 00:09:19,547 (GASPS) THAT'S FANTASTIC. 226 00:09:19,614 --> 00:09:21,916 I WILL GIVE HIM THE NIGHT OF HIS LIFE. 227 00:09:21,983 --> 00:09:24,753 THERE'S NO WAY HE'D SUE ME AFTER THAT. 228 00:09:24,819 --> 00:09:26,688 YOU SLY BOOTS YOU. 229 00:09:29,057 --> 00:09:30,992 (GASPS) 230 00:09:31,059 --> 00:09:32,160 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S HAPPENING. 231 00:09:34,028 --> 00:09:36,965 ROMAN, DEAR! COULD YOU COME HERE A MINUTE, PLEASE? 232 00:09:38,633 --> 00:09:40,468 OH. CAREFUL. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 233 00:09:40,534 --> 00:09:43,104 FIRST, I-I WANNA SAY HOW DEEPLY SORRY I AM 234 00:09:43,171 --> 00:09:44,739 FOR WHAT HAPPENED EARLIER, 235 00:09:44,806 --> 00:09:46,174 WHEN I STOPPED MY CART SO CLOSE TO YOU, 236 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:47,942 AND YOU HURLED YOURSELF IN FRONT OF IT. 237 00:09:48,009 --> 00:09:49,443 MM. YEAH, I'M SORRY. 238 00:09:49,510 --> 00:09:51,579 AND ALSO, I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU TO BE THE GUEST OF HONOR 239 00:09:51,646 --> 00:09:53,915 AT MY TENNIS GALA TOMORROW EVENING. 240 00:09:55,316 --> 00:09:56,417 REALLY? 241 00:09:56,484 --> 00:09:58,987 YEAH. AND WHATEVER YOU WANT TO EAT, YOU SHALL EAT. 242 00:09:59,053 --> 00:10:01,089 AND WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO, YOU SHALL DO. 243 00:10:02,757 --> 00:10:05,293 ALL RIGHT. UM... 244 00:10:05,359 --> 00:10:07,595 WELL, I'D LIKE MASHED POTATOES AND TATER TOTS. 245 00:10:07,662 --> 00:10:09,664 YOU BETTER WRITE THIS DOWN. I'LL REMEMBER IT. 246 00:10:09,731 --> 00:10:12,033 AND, YOU KNOW, JUST TO HANG OUT WITH YOU. 247 00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:13,935 OH, NO. NO, NO, NO. NO, DEAR. 248 00:10:14,002 --> 00:10:16,771 I SAID ANYTHING YOU WANT. YEAH. THAT'S IT. 249 00:10:16,838 --> 00:10:18,406 TWO TYPES OF POTATOES AND MY MOM. 250 00:10:21,609 --> 00:10:23,377 (SNAPS FINGERS) GRANTED. 251 00:10:23,444 --> 00:10:25,947 (LAUGHS) OH, MAN! 252 00:10:26,014 --> 00:10:29,117 MY FIRST SUPER-RARE-DISEASE TENNIS GALA HELD IN MY HONOR! 253 00:10:31,552 --> 00:10:33,755 WHAT'S HIS GAME, BENJAMIN? WHAT'S HE TRYING TO GET AT? 254 00:10:33,822 --> 00:10:36,357 I REALLY THINK HE'S JUST TRYING TO GET AT POTATOES. 255 00:10:37,792 --> 00:10:39,427 BEN: JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'M WEARING A BATHROBE 256 00:10:39,493 --> 00:10:40,661 BECAUSE I'M NOT COMFORTABLE BEING NAKED 257 00:10:40,729 --> 00:10:41,963 IN FRONT OF A BIG GROUP OF PEOPLE. 258 00:10:42,030 --> 00:10:44,766 IF IT WAS JUST YOU AND ME, I'D BE FINE. 259 00:10:44,833 --> 00:10:46,667 LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. YEAH. 260 00:10:46,735 --> 00:10:50,772 HERE'S SOMETHING... TELL ME MORE ABOUT WHAT ALICE SAID ABOUT HER EX-BOYFRIEND. 261 00:10:50,839 --> 00:10:52,206 WELL, JUST THAT HE'S NOT A GREAT GUY. 262 00:10:52,273 --> 00:10:53,775 NAH. NAH. 263 00:10:53,842 --> 00:10:55,576 WELL, SHE DID GO OUT WITH HIM FOR A WHILE. 264 00:10:55,643 --> 00:10:57,578 MUST BE SOMETHING SHE LIKED ABOUT HIM. 265 00:10:57,645 --> 00:11:01,315 I DON'T THINK SO. SHE SAID HE WAS, UH, SELF-CENTERED... 266 00:11:01,382 --> 00:11:02,817 YEAH. INSENSITIVE... 267 00:11:02,884 --> 00:11:04,618 MAYBE. A BAD DRESSER. 268 00:11:04,685 --> 00:11:06,855 YOU WEAR UGG BOOTS ONE TIME. 269 00:11:06,921 --> 00:11:08,456 WHAT ARE YOU MUMBLING ABOUT? 270 00:11:08,522 --> 00:11:10,224 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE THE GUY WAS JUST A LITTLE SELF-INVOLVED, 271 00:11:10,291 --> 00:11:12,593 BUT GENUINELY A DECENT PERSON. 272 00:11:12,660 --> 00:11:15,229 WELL, ALICE SAID HE WAS AN EGOTISTICAL JERK. 273 00:11:15,296 --> 00:11:17,598 WELL, THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME REASON SHE STAYED WITH HIM. 274 00:11:17,665 --> 00:11:21,669 MAYBE HE WAS AMAZING IN BED. OH, NO, NO, NO. SHE ACTUALLY SAID HE WAS AWFUL IN BED. 275 00:11:21,736 --> 00:11:22,737 I WAS NOT! 276 00:11:25,940 --> 00:11:30,611 WHAT? HE WAS NOT! THIS BAD MAN WHO IS NOT ME, WHO IS ME. 277 00:11:32,613 --> 00:11:34,315 YOU WERE WITH ALICE? 278 00:11:34,382 --> 00:11:35,516 LISTEN, IF WE'RE GONNA GET IN A FIGHT, 279 00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:37,285 I THINK I SHOULD PUT SOME PANTS ON. WHAT? 280 00:11:37,351 --> 00:11:40,021 WELL, SOMEONE COULD COME IN AND MISTAKE IT FOR ANGRY LOVE. 281 00:11:40,088 --> 00:11:41,355 BEN. 282 00:11:41,422 --> 00:11:44,625 YES, WE DATED BRIEFLY. IT ENDED A FEW MONTHS AGO. 283 00:11:44,692 --> 00:11:46,828 ALICE AND I WERE DATING A FEW MONTHS AGO. 284 00:11:46,895 --> 00:11:50,598 YES, IT ENDED ROUGHLY AROUND THE SAME TIME YOU GUYS STARTED GOING OUT. 285 00:11:50,664 --> 00:11:52,166 HOW ROUGH? PRETTY ROUGH? 286 00:11:54,568 --> 00:11:56,304 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 287 00:11:56,370 --> 00:11:58,907 WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS, YOU AND I FINALLY HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON. 288 00:11:59,774 --> 00:12:00,775 FORGET I SAID THAT. 289 00:12:07,715 --> 00:12:09,583 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 290 00:12:10,819 --> 00:12:13,187 HELLO... SON! 291 00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:17,025 WELCOME TO YOUR NIGHT. 292 00:12:17,091 --> 00:12:21,362 AW, MOM! THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER! 293 00:12:21,429 --> 00:12:23,798 A TENNIS GALA IN MY HONOR. MM-HMM. 294 00:12:23,865 --> 00:12:25,666 OH! AND I GET TO KEEP MY SPLEEN. 295 00:12:25,733 --> 00:12:27,869 AND I DID IT ALL FOR YOU, SON. 296 00:12:27,936 --> 00:12:29,570 NOT AT ALL BECAUSE OF THE GOLF CART THING, 297 00:12:29,637 --> 00:12:31,239 OR BREAKFAST, OR YOUR TEEN YEARS. 298 00:12:31,305 --> 00:12:34,475 AND... AND SPEAKING OF COMPLETELY UNSELFISH ACTS, 299 00:12:34,542 --> 00:12:36,410 LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO SOMEONE. 300 00:12:39,013 --> 00:12:42,316 LEGENDARY TENNIS CHAMP JIMMY CONNORS, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET... 301 00:12:43,184 --> 00:12:44,252 JUST ROMAN. 302 00:12:44,318 --> 00:12:45,854 (CHUCKLES) HI, JIMMY. 303 00:12:47,521 --> 00:12:50,358 HEY, CHAMP. IT'S AN HONOR TO SHARE THIS EVENING WITH YOU. 304 00:12:51,092 --> 00:12:52,760 YOU SAD, BONELESS KIDS 305 00:12:52,827 --> 00:12:54,863 ARE AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL. 306 00:12:54,929 --> 00:12:58,799 AH, THIS ISN'T A BIG DEAL. I'LL BE BACK TO NORMAL IN NO TIME. 307 00:12:58,867 --> 00:13:01,169 YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT, DON'T YOU? 308 00:13:01,235 --> 00:13:03,704 I MEAN, OF COURSE I'D LIKE TO DANCE 309 00:13:03,771 --> 00:13:05,206 AND BE ABLE TO FEED MYSELF TONIGHT. 310 00:13:05,273 --> 00:13:07,408 BUT EH... IT'S JUST BAD LUCK, I GUESS. 311 00:13:07,475 --> 00:13:09,343 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT... JUST FOR TONIGHT, 312 00:13:10,211 --> 00:13:11,479 LET MY BODY BE YOUR BODY. 313 00:13:13,114 --> 00:13:14,115 FANTASTIC! 314 00:13:14,515 --> 00:13:15,516 (LAUGHS) 315 00:13:18,186 --> 00:13:19,921 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 316 00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:25,860 DO YOU KNOW? KNOW WHAT? 317 00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:28,796 THE... WAY TO SAN JOSE? 318 00:13:29,763 --> 00:13:30,798 W-WHAT? 319 00:13:30,865 --> 00:13:31,866 I'LL SEE YA. 320 00:13:34,268 --> 00:13:35,536 I'VE GOTTA TALK TO YOU. 321 00:13:35,603 --> 00:13:37,371 HEY, HAVE YOU MET JIMMY CONNORS YET? 322 00:13:37,438 --> 00:13:40,808 HE'S MY BODY TONIGHT! YEAH. HE'S ALREADY IN LINE 323 00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:42,176 AT THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN FOR ME. 324 00:13:43,511 --> 00:13:44,778 COME ON. OUT OF THE WAY, PORK CHOP. 325 00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:52,153 QUESTION... WHO ARE YOU MORE AFRAID OF, ALONZO OR ALICE? 326 00:13:52,220 --> 00:13:55,156 OH, MAN. HAVE I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS. OKAY, LISTEN... 327 00:13:55,223 --> 00:13:58,259 ALONZO... OH! HIS ATHLETIC BUILD CAN BE INTIMIDATING, 328 00:13:58,326 --> 00:14:01,562 BUT HE'S REALLY A NICE GUY. ALICE, WHILE A GIRL... 329 00:14:01,629 --> 00:14:04,865 MAN, DOES SHE SEEM SCRAPPY. THERE'S A WILDCAT INSIDE THERE. 330 00:14:04,933 --> 00:14:07,201 I WOULDN'T WANNA PULL ITS TAIL. YOU'VE GOT THREE SECONDS. 331 00:14:07,268 --> 00:14:08,869 ALICE. ME, TOO. 332 00:14:10,538 --> 00:14:12,473 HEY, PAL. 333 00:14:12,540 --> 00:14:14,575 I KNOW YOU'RE MAD. I'M NOT MAD YOU TWO WENT OUT, BEN. 334 00:14:14,642 --> 00:14:16,577 I'M MAD ALICE DIDN'T TELL ME. HERE'S AN IDEA... 335 00:14:16,644 --> 00:14:19,380 WHY DON'T WE KEEP OUR SECRET FROM HER? SEE HOW SHE LIKES IT! 336 00:14:19,447 --> 00:14:22,550 THAT'LL GET HER! HA! WE'RE GONNA HANDLE THIS LIKE ADULTS. 337 00:14:22,616 --> 00:14:23,884 RIGHT. YES. WE'RE ADULTS. 338 00:14:27,255 --> 00:14:29,623 HE KNOWS ABOUT US. HE KNOWS ABOUT US. WHAT? HOW? 339 00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:30,691 I TOLD HIM! I TOLD HIM! 340 00:14:35,696 --> 00:14:36,697 BEN: HE KNOWS. HE KNOWS. 341 00:14:40,001 --> 00:14:42,103 ARE YOU COMPLETELY OUT OF YOUR MIND? 342 00:14:42,170 --> 00:14:44,939 WHY DID YOU TELL ALONZO? I THOUGHT WE MADE A PACT. 343 00:14:45,006 --> 00:14:48,142 I HAD TO DEFEND MYSELF AFTER ALL THE TERRIBLE THINGS YOU SAID ABOUT ME. 344 00:14:48,209 --> 00:14:49,410 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 345 00:14:49,477 --> 00:14:51,845 INSENSITIVE, I'LL GIVE YOU. SELF-INVOLVED, SURE. 346 00:14:51,912 --> 00:14:53,614 BUT BAD IN BED? 347 00:14:53,681 --> 00:14:56,050 I MEAN, YES, THERE WERE A COUPLE OF TIMES AFTER BIG MEALS 348 00:14:56,117 --> 00:14:57,718 I WISH I HAD WAITED AND TAKEN A WALK, 349 00:14:57,785 --> 00:15:00,021 BUT MOST OF THE TIME, I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY NEAT. 350 00:15:00,088 --> 00:15:01,455 THAT WASN'T ABOUT YOU. 351 00:15:01,522 --> 00:15:04,392 THAT WAS ABOUT GREG, MY LAST REAL BOYFRIEND. 352 00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:06,027 THAT WAS LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF AGO. 353 00:15:06,094 --> 00:15:08,029 GREG? WHO THE HELL WAS GREG? 354 00:15:08,096 --> 00:15:09,797 I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR LAST BOYFRIEND. 355 00:15:09,863 --> 00:15:12,700 YOU? I DIDN'T CONSIDER YOU A BOYFRIEND. 356 00:15:12,766 --> 00:15:14,702 IN FACT, I BARELY CONSIDERED YOU AT ALL. 357 00:15:15,336 --> 00:15:17,071 OH. OH. 358 00:15:26,347 --> 00:15:27,948 HUH? 359 00:15:28,016 --> 00:15:30,451 BEST MEAL EVER. (GIGGLES) 360 00:15:30,518 --> 00:15:32,453 ALL MY FAVES ARE HERE. 361 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,422 OH, MAN. THIS IS A LOT OF STARCH. 362 00:15:34,488 --> 00:15:37,025 IT ALL LOOKS SO DELICIOUS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO HAVE FIRST... 363 00:15:37,091 --> 00:15:39,293 THE MASHED POTATOES, TATER TOTS? 364 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:42,063 WHY DON'T YOU HAVE BOTH YOU DON'T SEEM TO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT. 365 00:15:43,931 --> 00:15:46,600 (MOUTHFUL) OH, YEAH. YOU GOTTA HAVE 'EM BOTH AT THE SAME TIME. 366 00:15:46,667 --> 00:15:49,703 IT'S A TEXTURE HIGH! (LAUGHS) 367 00:15:49,770 --> 00:15:52,073 I'M HAPPY WITH MASHED POTATOES. 368 00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:54,342 WHEN I HAD THE TATER TOTS, I WAS IN A DARK PLACE. 369 00:15:54,408 --> 00:15:57,011 YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE IN A DARK PLACE TO MESS WITH THE TATER TOTS. 370 00:15:57,078 --> 00:15:59,847 THE TATER TOTS AND THEY HAVE FEELINGS. 371 00:15:59,913 --> 00:16:02,816 THE MASHED POTATOES JUST WISH THE MACARONI AND TATER TOTS 372 00:16:02,883 --> 00:16:03,984 HAD BEEN MORE FORTHRIGHT. 373 00:16:04,052 --> 00:16:07,188 LOOK, THE MACARONI HAS TERRIBLE GUILT OVER THIS. 374 00:16:07,255 --> 00:16:10,191 AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, THE MACARONI-TATER TOT PAIRING 375 00:16:10,258 --> 00:16:12,160 WAS HARDLY A ROMANCE FOR THE AGES. 376 00:16:12,226 --> 00:16:15,029 SEE, I DISAGREE WITH THAT. I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHY... 377 00:16:15,096 --> 00:16:17,331 THE TATER TOTS WOULD LIKE TO BE HEARD. 378 00:16:17,398 --> 00:16:19,233 WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHY IS THE FOOD ALIVE? 379 00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:21,835 OH! 380 00:16:22,603 --> 00:16:23,604 I JUST GOT IT. 381 00:16:25,639 --> 00:16:27,808 WE ALL KNOW THE TATER TOTS ARE SELFISH AND IMMATURE, 382 00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:30,244 BUT I EXPECTED MORE FROM THE MACARONI. 383 00:16:30,311 --> 00:16:31,779 I DID, TOO. 384 00:16:31,845 --> 00:16:33,914 I BLEW IT, OKAY? I FEEL AWFUL. 385 00:16:41,155 --> 00:16:43,457 YOU SHOULD GO. 386 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:46,994 BEN AND ALICE WERE AN ITEM AND ALONZO JUST FOUND OUT? 387 00:16:47,061 --> 00:16:48,796 (ROMAN) YEP. CRYSTAL: (GASPS) 388 00:16:48,862 --> 00:16:52,200 WOW! THIS IS JUST SO... MESSY? I KNOW. 389 00:16:52,266 --> 00:16:55,369 YAY! TELL ME EVERYTHING, SON. TELL ME EVERYTHING. 390 00:16:55,436 --> 00:16:59,273 DOES... DOES THAT MAKE YOU TATER TOTS, THEN? NOT NOW, JIMMY! 391 00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:01,075 ALTHOUGH I AM VERY EXCITED TO MEET YOU. 392 00:17:08,749 --> 00:17:10,884 HEY. HEY. 393 00:17:10,951 --> 00:17:13,921 SHE LOCKED HERSELF IN, SO IF YOU WANNA TALK TO HER, YOU GOTTA GET IN LINE. 394 00:17:13,987 --> 00:17:17,091 WELL, ACTUALLY, I CAME OUT HERE TO TALK TO YOU. 395 00:17:17,158 --> 00:17:21,729 LOOK, SHE WANTED TO TELL YOU, SHE JUST DIDN'T KNOW HOW. 396 00:17:21,795 --> 00:17:25,666 I THINK SHE FEELS LIKE SHE'S FINALLY FOUND A GOOD GUY, AND IT SCARES HER, YOU KNOW? 397 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,902 YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER, SHE SPENT HER ENTIRE LIFE 398 00:17:28,969 --> 00:17:31,639 GOING OUT WITH MORONS LIKE ME AND GREG. 399 00:17:31,705 --> 00:17:33,741 GREG WAS THE ONE WHO WAS BAD IN BED, BY THE WAY. 400 00:17:35,143 --> 00:17:37,077 WHAT'S YOUR POINT, BEN? 401 00:17:37,145 --> 00:17:41,149 MY POINT IS THAT NOBODY'S PERFECT, EXCEPT YOU. 402 00:17:41,215 --> 00:17:43,884 AND I DON'T MEAN THAT AS A DIG. I MEAN THAT LITERALLY. 403 00:17:46,787 --> 00:17:49,423 SO... WHEN SHE OPENS THAT DOOR, 404 00:17:49,490 --> 00:17:52,693 JUST REMEMBER THAT SHE CHOSE YOU. 405 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:56,397 YOU GOT THE GIRL, AND A PRETTY GREAT GIRL AT THAT. 406 00:17:57,831 --> 00:17:59,967 I GUESS YOU JUST HAVE TO FORGIVE AND... 407 00:18:03,337 --> 00:18:05,173 OKAY, WELL, I'M GONNA HEAD BACK INSIDE... 408 00:18:05,239 --> 00:18:07,208 UNLESS YOU GUYS WANT TO... I'LL HEAD BACK IN. 409 00:18:10,844 --> 00:18:14,848 YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER. NOW DIVIDE THAT BY 8, ADD A 3, 410 00:18:14,915 --> 00:18:17,385 AND THAT'S HOW I REMEMBER I'M 27. 411 00:18:17,451 --> 00:18:20,120 THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO. (BOTH LAUGH) 412 00:18:20,188 --> 00:18:22,956 LOOK AT US. WE'VE TALKED THE NIGHT AWAY. 413 00:18:23,023 --> 00:18:25,326 IT'S BEEN AN AMAZING NIGHT, MOM. 414 00:18:25,393 --> 00:18:29,530 YOU KNOW, IF IT ALL ENDED TOMORROW, I THINK I'D BE OKAY. 415 00:18:30,564 --> 00:18:33,234 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. I CAN'T STAND IT. 416 00:18:33,301 --> 00:18:34,468 THESE FREAKIN' PEOPLE! 417 00:18:34,535 --> 00:18:37,338 I AGREE, SON. IT'S BEEN A WONDERFUL EVENING. 418 00:18:37,405 --> 00:18:38,706 (LAUGHS) 419 00:18:40,007 --> 00:18:41,309 I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT. 420 00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:43,977 (CLICKS PEN) BUT, ROMAN, IF YOU COULD JUST SIGN 421 00:18:44,044 --> 00:18:47,047 HERE, HERE, HERE, AND INITIAL HERE, YOU RELEASE YOUR MOTHER... 422 00:18:47,114 --> 00:18:49,550 (MOUTHING WORDS) FROM ALL LIABILITY RELATED TO THE ACCIDENT, 423 00:18:49,617 --> 00:18:52,520 AND YOU RECEIVE A GENEROUS GIFT CERTIFICATE 424 00:18:52,586 --> 00:18:53,921 TO SAN DIEGO SUIT BARN. (MOUTHS WORDS) 425 00:18:55,289 --> 00:18:56,290 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 426 00:18:58,125 --> 00:18:59,193 IT'S A DISCOUNT CLOTHING STORE. 427 00:19:00,361 --> 00:19:01,562 LEAVE US, NEIL. 428 00:19:05,433 --> 00:19:11,305 ROMAN, THIS IS A BAD MISTAKE, A VERY BAD MISTAKE. 429 00:19:11,372 --> 00:19:14,208 YOU WERE JUST BEING NICE TO ME SO I-I WOULDN'T SUE YOU? 430 00:19:14,275 --> 00:19:15,843 THAT WAS BEN'S PLAN, BUT... 431 00:19:17,745 --> 00:19:19,880 YES, AND I FEEL TERRIBLE, 432 00:19:19,947 --> 00:19:21,949 PARTICULARLY BECAUSE WE CONNECTED TONIGHT. 433 00:19:23,016 --> 00:19:24,485 AM I AN AWFUL MOTHER? 434 00:19:25,353 --> 00:19:27,288 NO. (SIGHS) 435 00:19:27,355 --> 00:19:29,290 YOU JUST HAVEN'T PERFECTED IT YET. 436 00:19:31,325 --> 00:19:33,193 I TELL YOU WHAT... I'LL SIGN YOUR PAPERS 437 00:19:33,261 --> 00:19:35,062 WHEN YOU SHOW UP FOR BREAKFAST NEXT WEEK. 438 00:19:35,128 --> 00:19:37,231 OOH! NICELY DONE. 439 00:19:37,298 --> 00:19:41,335 (LAUGHS) YOU ARE YOUR MOTHER'S SON. I'LL SEE YOU NEXT FRIDAY. 440 00:19:41,402 --> 00:19:42,403 WEDNESDAY. I HAVE SOMETHING. 441 00:19:43,737 --> 00:19:44,738 I'LL CHANGE IT. 442 00:19:46,006 --> 00:19:47,007 (BOTH LAUGH) 443 00:19:52,413 --> 00:19:53,414 HI. HI. 444 00:19:54,315 --> 00:19:55,316 DO YOU PLAY? 445 00:19:56,417 --> 00:19:58,719 (PLAYS DISCORDANT NOTES) 446 00:20:01,422 --> 00:20:02,423 NO, I DON'T. (GIGGLES) 447 00:20:04,358 --> 00:20:07,328 LOOK, I'M SORRY I SAID THAT YOU DIDN'T MATTER. 448 00:20:07,395 --> 00:20:09,863 THE TRUTH IS, I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO DEFINE YOU. 449 00:20:09,930 --> 00:20:12,966 YOU WEREN'T A BOYFRIEND. YOU WEREN'T NOT A BOYFRIEND. 450 00:20:13,033 --> 00:20:14,702 YOU WERE SOMETHING IN BETWEEN. 451 00:20:16,370 --> 00:20:17,738 BUT YOU WERE DEFINITELY SOMETHING. 452 00:20:19,607 --> 00:20:21,309 WELL, I'LL... I'LL TAKE THAT. 453 00:20:22,676 --> 00:20:24,244 HEY, I'M JUST GLAD THE MOVE IS SAFE. 454 00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:28,516 I GOTTA BE HONEST WITH YOU. I DON'T REMEMBER THE MOVE. 455 00:20:28,582 --> 00:20:29,583 WHAT? 456 00:20:33,086 --> 00:20:36,089 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WELL, I THINK AT THIS STAGE IN OUR RELATIONSHIP, 457 00:20:36,156 --> 00:20:38,392 IT WOULD BE INAPPROPRIATE FOR ME TO SHOW YOU THE MOVE, 458 00:20:38,459 --> 00:20:41,128 SO I AM GOING TO DRAW IT FOR YOU. 459 00:20:45,799 --> 00:20:47,601 OH, MY GOD. WELL, THAT'S NOT TO SCALE. 460 00:20:47,668 --> 00:20:48,902 (PLAYS NOTE) 461 00:20:55,075 --> 00:20:58,846 MAN: (AMPLIFIED VOICE) PLEASE WELCOME TENNIS LEGEND JIMMY CONNORS! 462 00:20:58,912 --> 00:21:00,113 (CHEERING) 463 00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:04,051 AND HIS PARTNER, FORMER BOY ACTOR, FRED SAVAGE! 464 00:21:05,753 --> 00:21:09,357 PLAYING AGAINST NBA LEGEND ALONZO POPE! 465 00:21:09,423 --> 00:21:13,260 AND HIS PARTNER, THE GUY IN THE RED SHIRT. 466 00:21:18,999 --> 00:21:20,033 (SMACK) OMP! 467 00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:21,234 (AUDIENCE BOOING) 468 00:21:21,869 --> 00:21:22,870 WE GOOD NOW? 469 00:21:23,604 --> 00:21:24,538 GETTIN' THERE.