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Hey.
How you been?

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Forget what happened
last week?

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I'm not surprised,

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with some
of that cheap-ass ganj

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you've been smoking.

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[pipe bubbling]

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Try some
of this good Canadian shit.

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- Little help here!
- Put me down! Put me down!

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- No more! Ah!
- Oh!

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[Fiona] What happened?

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- He busted his leg.
- Is that bone?

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[Noah] It took six plates
and 18 screws,

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but I think we got
Humpty Dumpty

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- put back together again.
- Drugs.

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I went to get a test done,
to find out

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if I inherited
a genetic mutation from my mom

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that means I'm probably
gonna die of breast cancer.

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And?

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I don't find out the results

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for a couple days.

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Liam?

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Liam, you home?

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[phone chimes]

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- You gonna answer?
- Took them two days

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to realize I was gone.
Can't be too worried.

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I think we should break up.

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Call me

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when you're not so needy.

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[Lori] Why the long face,
little pirate?

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[Carl] I didn't make it
past the first round of cuts

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for West Point,

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and my lesbian sister

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is in love with my girlfriend,

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trying to turn her gay, too.

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[gasps]
Oh, what are you doing?

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I'm sorry.

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I'm not gay.

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[Debbie] She doesn't love me.

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[Carl] Kelly's a bitch.

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She likes to break hearts.

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We should go fuck her up.

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- Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
- [grunts]

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[moans, sighs]

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Kev?

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Did you just...

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Mm-hmm.

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Eight seconds.

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Twelve-year-olds last longer.

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Have you been sending
two children to our school

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for the price of one
for months?

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We're very sorry, Sister.

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We need a Jesus for
the Festival of St. Felicity

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pageant next weekend.

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[Veronica] And you want Kev
to be Jesus?

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[Fiona] I saw
the "Help Wanted" sign.

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Need a job.

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Holy fuck.

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- Hi, Max.
- Uh, listen.

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Zoning on that lot
you're a partner in

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got approved.

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I don't remember
exactly how much

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- you have in the partnership.
- A hundred.

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What if I bought you out now?

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I'll call you in the morning.

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We'll get it done.

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[laughs]

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♪♪♪

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♪ rock music ♪

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♪♪♪

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♪ Think of all
the luck you got ♪

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♪ Know that
it's not for naught ♪

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♪ You were beaming
once before ♪

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♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪

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♪ What is this downside ♪

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♪ That you speak of? ♪

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♪ What is this feeling ♪

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♪ You're so sure of? ♪

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♪♪♪

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♪ Round up
the friends you got ♪

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♪ Know that
they're not for naught ♪

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♪ You were willing
once before ♪

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♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪

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♪ What is this downside ♪

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♪ That you speak of? ♪

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♪ What is this feeling ♪

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♪ You're so sure of? ♪

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♪ tranquil guitar music ♪

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♪♪♪

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Hey, what are you doing
up so early?

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Going out.

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♪♪♪

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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- You ready?
- Yeah.

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- Gloves.
- Yeah.

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Spray paint?
Nails?

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You got the sugar?

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Yep, and the hammer.

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Let's do this.

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What are you two up to?

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We're gonna go fuck up
a truck.

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Fuck it up good.
I'll be back

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before Franny wakes up.

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♪♪♪

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[indistinct voices on TV]

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♪ Because my days
is a mess ♪

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♪ My nights is a mess ♪

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♪ My life is a mess ♪

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[sighs]

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♪ My life is a mess
of happiness ♪

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♪ Lust, sex, obsession,
desire with no love ♪

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♪ Fuck it,
my bae is a mess ♪

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♪ My side bitch a mess ♪

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♪ My wifey a mess ♪

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♪ I guess ♪

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♪ My bae is obsessed ♪

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♪ My side bitch possessed ♪

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♪ My wifey careless ♪

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♪ But you gonna have
to excuse my mess ♪

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♪ She gonna have
to excuse my ex ♪

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♪ I'ma have
to excuse her pets ♪

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[Frank] Hello?

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♪ If she gon' ride
on this Tune Express ♪

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Debbie?
Lip?

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♪ Step nigga to the left,
nigga to the left ♪

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It's Fiona.

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Whatcha need, Frank?

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[Frank] Oxy time.

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I doubt it.

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♪ It's quarter to 7:00
they just heard ♪

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Uh, yeah, Debbie gave you one

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at midnight last night,
so you don't get another one

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until 8:00 a.m.

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What time is it?

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It's almost 6:00.

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It hurts.

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I'm sure it does.

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The bottle says

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take as needed for pain.
I'm in pain.

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I don't even know
where Debbie keeps them.

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Where she hides them,
you mean.

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Wake her up.
Find out.

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She's not here.

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Bullshit.
Debbie!

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Shh!
Jesus.

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She just left.

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When's she coming back?

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Soon.

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Just--[sighs]
Try to go back to sleep.

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- [Frank scoffs]
- I need coffee.

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♪♪♪

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My bandage needs changing.

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It's not my turn.

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Need a sponge bath.

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[Fiona] Not a chance.

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I'm starting to smell.

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And that's new how?

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You could call Debbie.

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[Fiona] Jesus.
How long

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did the doctors say

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you were gonna be like this?

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Three to six months.

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♪♪♪

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Sweet Jesus.

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The truck's in the driveway.

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Stay low.
Don't want to trigger

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the motion detector lights.

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- Ready?
- Roger that.

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♪ Whoo-oo, whoo-oo-oo-oo ♪

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♪ Whoo-oo ♪

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Operation Annapolis
is a go.

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- Ready?
- Copy that.

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♪ I'm, I'm ♪

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♪♪♪

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♪ Whoo-oo, whoo-oo-oo-oo ♪

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♪ Whoo-oo, whoo-oo-oo ♪

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♪ Whoo-oo, whoo-oo-oo-oo ♪

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♪ I'm, I'm ♪

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♪♪♪

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[spray paint hissing]

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Carl,

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locking gas cap.

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[Carl] Get the screwdriver.

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♪♪♪

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- Hammer.
- Too noisy.

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I'm just gonna give it a tap.
Hammer.

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♪♪♪

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[car alarm blares]

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[Carl] Come on, put
the sugar in. Come on!

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♪♪♪

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It's Kelly.
What do we do?

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Run!

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♪♪♪

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[Kelly] Hey, assholes!

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♪♪♪

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Oh, come on!
Come on. [laughs]

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Shh!
Come on.

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[both laughing]

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[Kelly]
I see you motherfuckers!

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♪ You drive me wild,
you drive me wild ♪

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♪♪♪

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- Hey.
- [Lip] Hey.

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Liam still sleeping?

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He's not in there.

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He's not?

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Wanna see
if he could cover

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my Frank shift
for a few hours later.

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Where you going?

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Preliminary hearing

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for punching

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Liam's lemonade lady.

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Oh.
You need company?

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Could maybe get off work
for a few hours.

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No, I'm good.
They knocked it down

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to a misdemeanor.

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Did Frank tell you his recovery
could take six months?

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- Six months?
- Yeah.

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This morning, he asked me
to give him a sponge bath.

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What was that like?

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Well, I didn't do it.

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Jesus, I'd have nightmares
for years.

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Schedule Debbie made

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is working out okay.
You know,

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spreading
the load around.

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It's like having
a 160-pound baby

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on the couch.

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Oh, and there's
a massive dump

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waiting down there
in his bedpan.

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That's what I've been smelling?

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Uh-huh.

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Well, we could get him

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adult diapers, right?

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You want to be the one

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wiping the shit
out of his pubic hair

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with a warm washcloth

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- during diaper changes?
- [anguished cry]

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♪ rock music ♪

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♪♪♪

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[door opens]

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[Frank] Oxy?

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Oh, Christ.
What's that smell?

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Bedpan.

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Whose shift is it?

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Carl.

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- Fuck me.
- [Fiona] Did you two

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hold up a liquor store
this morning?

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Is that Debbie?

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Yes.

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[Frank] Oxy!

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Not for another half-hour,
Frank.

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I need it now.

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Take too much Oxy,

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it's gonna make you
constipated.

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It hasn't happened yet.

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Christ, what did he eat?

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Okay, last one
for eight hours, Frank.

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Better enjoy it.

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Then two.
Give me two.

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[Debbie] Nope, you're only

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- allowed one, Frank.
- [Frank] Two!

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- I won't make it on one.
- [Debbie] Sorry, Frank.

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So?

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Frank.
Any ideas?

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It's not like we have
that many options.

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Can't, like, drug him
and dump him under a bridge.

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- Why not?
- We could do real time.

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Elder abuse.

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Nah, no jury would convict.

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We can get him
back on disability.

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[Lip] You know?
Get the state

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to hire somebody to help him.

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That could take months.

272
00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:35,428
Juice?
I need juice.

273
00:09:35,512 --> 00:09:37,011
We're having
a family meeting, Frank!

274
00:09:37,095 --> 00:09:38,595
About what?

275
00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:40,345
About your sorry ass!

276
00:09:40,428 --> 00:09:41,512
[Carl] Hey, wait.
Doesn't he still have money

277
00:09:41,595 --> 00:09:42,804
from that Randy guy?

278
00:09:42,887 --> 00:09:44,637
- Who?
- Ingrid's ex.

279
00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,261
He paid Frank
to stay away from her.

280
00:09:46,345 --> 00:09:47,929
No Randy money left.

281
00:09:48,011 --> 00:09:49,720
You couldn't have possibly
spent it already.

282
00:09:49,804 --> 00:09:51,428
All gone.
No money.

283
00:09:51,512 --> 00:09:54,011
What about the cash
that he made on that drug deal?

284
00:09:54,095 --> 00:09:55,220
It's my rainy day fund.

285
00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:56,679
Yeah, and this is

286
00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:57,679
a goddamn monsoon, Frank.

287
00:09:57,762 --> 00:09:59,470
I'll call around and, uh,

288
00:09:59,553 --> 00:10:01,512
see how much
a home healthcare worker costs.

289
00:10:01,595 --> 00:10:02,887
I got it.

290
00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:04,136
Oh, I don't mind.

291
00:10:04,220 --> 00:10:05,720
No worries.
I'm on it.

292
00:10:05,804 --> 00:10:07,261
[Frank] I don't need
a healthcare worker.

293
00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:08,845
Yes, you do.

294
00:10:08,929 --> 00:10:09,845
Times like these

295
00:10:09,929 --> 00:10:12,303
were made for families

296
00:10:12,387 --> 00:10:15,637
caring for loved ones
in their time of need.

297
00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:17,553
Nobody loves you, Frank.

298
00:10:17,637 --> 00:10:19,845
Hey, um, anybody see Liam
last night?

299
00:10:19,929 --> 00:10:22,720
Yeah, he was watching TV
on the sofa with Frank.

300
00:10:22,804 --> 00:10:24,637
- [Lip] He sleep here?
- I think so.

301
00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:26,345
I didn't tuck him in
or anything.

302
00:10:26,428 --> 00:10:28,220
[Carl] Here's your bedpan back.

303
00:10:28,303 --> 00:10:29,762
Don't use it again
till someone else can get it.

304
00:10:29,845 --> 00:10:31,929
Hey.
Catch a meeting later?

305
00:10:32,011 --> 00:10:33,303
I think I'm gonna do
an Al-Anon meeting

306
00:10:33,387 --> 00:10:34,595
- again today.
- All right, well,

307
00:10:34,679 --> 00:10:36,345
let us know
if you think it's worthwhile.

308
00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:38,011
We could turn it
into a fun-filled activity

309
00:10:38,095 --> 00:10:40,762
for the whole family.

310
00:10:40,845 --> 00:10:42,929
Carl, you want me
to make you some eggs?

311
00:10:43,011 --> 00:10:45,720
Thanks, but I have coffee
and cereal in the morning.

312
00:10:45,804 --> 00:10:47,512
Debbie, scrambled eggs?

313
00:10:47,595 --> 00:10:48,845
Coffee for me.

314
00:10:50,595 --> 00:10:51,679
Excuse me.

315
00:10:51,762 --> 00:10:54,261
[cell phone chimes, vibrates]

316
00:10:54,345 --> 00:10:55,303
Kelly again?

317
00:10:55,387 --> 00:10:57,595
[snickers]

318
00:10:57,679 --> 00:11:00,512
- Yeah. [laughs]
- [cell phone chimes]

319
00:11:00,595 --> 00:11:03,095
So, what are your plans?

320
00:11:03,178 --> 00:11:04,553
Uh, well,

321
00:11:04,637 --> 00:11:06,679
I'ma go to that, uh,
Al-Anon meeting...

322
00:11:06,762 --> 00:11:07,845
No, not today.

323
00:11:07,929 --> 00:11:08,679
For the future.

324
00:11:10,679 --> 00:11:12,887
I... [exhales sharply]
I don't know.

325
00:11:12,970 --> 00:11:14,637
I-I haven't
really thought about it.

326
00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:16,095
Franny needs a real bed.

327
00:11:16,178 --> 00:11:17,804
She's too big
for her crib now,

328
00:11:17,887 --> 00:11:19,887
and my room doesn't have
enough space for two beds,

329
00:11:20,011 --> 00:11:21,679
so I was thinking
that you could take my room

330
00:11:21,762 --> 00:11:23,720
and Franny and I
could take your old room.

331
00:11:25,387 --> 00:11:26,679
Sure.

332
00:11:26,762 --> 00:11:29,345
Well, I'm gonna go
wake up Franny.

333
00:11:29,428 --> 00:11:30,762
Keep her up there too long,

334
00:11:30,845 --> 00:11:32,178
she won't be able
to sleep at night.

335
00:11:33,512 --> 00:11:37,595
♪ jaunty music playing ♪

336
00:11:37,679 --> 00:11:40,512
[bed creaking]

337
00:11:40,595 --> 00:11:43,178
♪ Now there was a time ♪

338
00:11:43,261 --> 00:11:45,011
Oh, Kev?

339
00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:46,929
♪ When you loved me so ♪

340
00:11:47,011 --> 00:11:49,845
Kevin? [exhales]

341
00:11:49,929 --> 00:11:51,428
Yeah.

342
00:11:51,512 --> 00:11:53,136
- You still haven't...
- No.

343
00:11:53,220 --> 00:11:54,970
- Hm...
- How long?

344
00:11:55,053 --> 00:11:56,136
47 minutes.

345
00:11:56,220 --> 00:11:58,220
Oh, baby!

346
00:11:58,303 --> 00:12:00,303
This is so fantastic.

347
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,637
Oh, yeah,
it's wonderful, baby.

348
00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:04,095
- Oh...
- And I am so happy

349
00:12:04,178 --> 00:12:07,011
- for you, baby.
- Oh, happy, happy!

350
00:12:07,095 --> 00:12:10,595
Mm. But all good things
must come to an end.

351
00:12:10,679 --> 00:12:11,970
♪ Can't wait till you see ♪

352
00:12:12,053 --> 00:12:13,679
[sharply] Come to an end,
now, Kevin.

353
00:12:13,762 --> 00:12:15,136
You don't want
to try for 60 minutes?

354
00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:16,720
Nope. Now.

355
00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:19,011
Mm. [grunts]

356
00:12:19,095 --> 00:12:20,720
- Do that thing with my balls.
- [grunts]

357
00:12:20,804 --> 00:12:22,512
Okay.

358
00:12:22,595 --> 00:12:23,720
This?

359
00:12:23,804 --> 00:12:25,136
No, no, no.
The other thing.

360
00:12:25,220 --> 00:12:26,929
- This?
- Yes.

361
00:12:27,011 --> 00:12:28,720
[both moan]

362
00:12:28,804 --> 00:12:31,220
- Yes!
- [grunting]

363
00:12:31,303 --> 00:12:33,929
♪ How you like me now ♪

364
00:12:34,011 --> 00:12:35,261
Oh!

365
00:12:35,345 --> 00:12:36,303
♪♪♪

366
00:12:36,387 --> 00:12:38,178
Oh.

367
00:12:38,261 --> 00:12:39,345
- Kevin.
- Mm.

368
00:12:39,428 --> 00:12:40,345
[slapping sounds]

369
00:12:40,428 --> 00:12:41,470
- Mm.
- Okay.

370
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,804
Oh.

371
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,053
[sighs]

372
00:12:44,136 --> 00:12:45,804
[sighs]

373
00:12:45,887 --> 00:12:48,720
♪ Make you love me baby ♪

374
00:12:48,804 --> 00:12:51,303
Fuck you,
Mr. Vasectomy.

375
00:12:51,387 --> 00:12:53,095
I'm a man again!

376
00:12:53,178 --> 00:12:54,220
[laughs]

377
00:12:54,303 --> 00:12:59,428
♪♪♪

378
00:13:03,095 --> 00:13:04,261
[sighs]

379
00:13:06,679 --> 00:13:08,095
Hey.

380
00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:10,011
- You working today?
- [Carl] Yeah.

381
00:13:10,095 --> 00:13:11,762
Sorry about West Point.

382
00:13:11,845 --> 00:13:13,470
Oh, it's no big deal.

383
00:13:13,553 --> 00:13:15,679
I mean, it was stupid
for me to even apply.

384
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:16,887
I don't know
what I was thinking.

385
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,804
They're never gonna accept
someone like me.

386
00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:21,178
It's their loss.

387
00:13:21,261 --> 00:13:23,387
Yeah.
Fuck 'em, right?

388
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,470
I gotta get to work.
Can't be late.

389
00:13:25,553 --> 00:13:27,345
Who's gonna fry
those fish sticks?

390
00:13:38,178 --> 00:13:40,679
- [Frank] Ay! Jesus!
- [Debbie] Ugh.

391
00:13:42,261 --> 00:13:44,136
This is nasty.

392
00:13:44,220 --> 00:13:47,345
Any of those beers
have something left in them?

393
00:13:47,428 --> 00:13:48,929
No.

394
00:13:49,011 --> 00:13:50,595
Any left in the fridge?

395
00:13:50,679 --> 00:13:52,762
Let me finish this first.

396
00:13:52,845 --> 00:13:54,512
Ugh.

397
00:13:56,053 --> 00:13:58,261
Called a couple
home healthcare worker places.

398
00:13:58,345 --> 00:13:59,637
Twenty-two bucks an hour.

399
00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,095
Thirty for overnights.

400
00:14:01,178 --> 00:14:03,512
Totally unnecessary.
Just set me up in here

401
00:14:03,595 --> 00:14:05,470
with my Oxys,
a couple of brews,

402
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,845
and the remote,
and I'm good as gold.

403
00:14:07,929 --> 00:14:10,303
Yeah, you're down here
yelling for us day and night.

404
00:14:10,387 --> 00:14:12,178
Totally need someone
to take care of you.

405
00:14:12,261 --> 00:14:13,637
Easy.

406
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:14,887
I'm not even supposed
to be doing this.

407
00:14:14,970 --> 00:14:17,387
It's Liam's shift.

408
00:14:17,470 --> 00:14:19,845
Well, then get him down here.
Liam!

409
00:14:19,929 --> 00:14:21,470
[Debbie] He's not here,

410
00:14:21,553 --> 00:14:23,679
and I haven't told anyone
where I hid your Oxy,

411
00:14:23,762 --> 00:14:25,887
so don't think you can bully
Liam into giving you more.

412
00:14:31,011 --> 00:14:32,762
What happened
to that G.I. Jane chick

413
00:14:32,845 --> 00:14:34,136
your brother was banging,

414
00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:35,261
the one
you were trying to steal?

415
00:14:35,345 --> 00:14:37,095
I wasn't trying to steal her.

416
00:14:37,178 --> 00:14:39,261
Sure you were.
You were following her around

417
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:41,470
like a lovesick puppy.

418
00:14:41,553 --> 00:14:43,553
She broke up with Carl.

419
00:14:43,637 --> 00:14:46,095
So she is a carpet-muncher?

420
00:14:46,178 --> 00:14:47,428
Don't be an asshole, Frank.

421
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,387
She was cute.

422
00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:51,136
Smart, too.

423
00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:54,845
I was surprised she went
for a moron like Carl.

424
00:14:54,929 --> 00:14:58,136
He was definitely punching
above his weight on that one.

425
00:14:58,220 --> 00:14:59,303
Kelly isn't gay.

426
00:14:59,387 --> 00:15:00,845
Softball?

427
00:15:00,929 --> 00:15:01,929
Really?

428
00:15:03,387 --> 00:15:04,553
Bi?

429
00:15:05,845 --> 00:15:09,303
Or maybe you just weren't
tempting enough

430
00:15:09,387 --> 00:15:14,136
for her to risk jumping
into gender experimentation.

431
00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:16,929
Women like smart.
Sorry, sweetheart.

432
00:15:17,011 --> 00:15:19,720
You're not the sharpest shovel
in the shed.

433
00:15:19,804 --> 00:15:22,178
Now, I bet
if it had been your sister,

434
00:15:22,261 --> 00:15:24,512
Fiona...
She's not--hey.

435
00:15:24,595 --> 00:15:26,095
She's not brilliant,

436
00:15:26,178 --> 00:15:29,387
like Lip,
but she's street smart, quick.

437
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,345
I bet if it'd been Fiona,

438
00:15:31,428 --> 00:15:34,387
softball girl
would've taken that for a spin.

439
00:15:34,470 --> 00:15:37,261
Keep it up, Frank.
You'll never see an Oxy again.

440
00:15:37,345 --> 00:15:38,762
♪ rock music ♪

441
00:15:38,845 --> 00:15:40,387
Not to mention,
Fiona got

442
00:15:40,470 --> 00:15:45,053
Monica's stripper-on-a-bender,
dangerous looks,

443
00:15:45,136 --> 00:15:48,011
not that it's made
Fiona's life easier.

444
00:15:48,095 --> 00:15:49,970
[Frank] Too much pretty
can really mess you up.

445
00:15:50,053 --> 00:15:51,887
- [phone ringing]
- [Liam] Hi, it's Liam.

446
00:15:51,970 --> 00:15:53,220
- Liam, where are you?
- [Frank] Better to be

447
00:15:53,303 --> 00:15:55,011
- like you.
- Frank is driving me

448
00:15:55,095 --> 00:15:55,845
fucking crazy,
and it's your shift.

449
00:15:55,929 --> 00:15:56,887
[Frank] Kinda slow...

450
00:15:56,970 --> 00:15:58,178
Love you.
Bye.

451
00:15:58,261 --> 00:15:59,512
[Frank] Keeps you realistic

452
00:15:59,595 --> 00:16:00,470
about your prospects.

453
00:16:00,553 --> 00:16:05,470
♪♪♪

454
00:16:12,303 --> 00:16:13,679
Morning.

455
00:16:13,762 --> 00:16:15,136
I'm not late, am I?

456
00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:16,470
He's here.

457
00:16:16,553 --> 00:16:17,637
Who's here?

458
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:18,970
The Captain.

459
00:16:19,053 --> 00:16:20,470
He wants to meet you.

460
00:16:20,553 --> 00:16:22,095
Captain Bob?

461
00:16:22,178 --> 00:16:23,804
I thought he was made-up,
like Colonel Sanders.

462
00:16:23,887 --> 00:16:25,595
Colonel Sanders was real.

463
00:16:25,679 --> 00:16:27,095
He was?

464
00:16:28,637 --> 00:16:29,845
Follow me.

465
00:16:33,178 --> 00:16:34,595
Sir.

466
00:16:34,679 --> 00:16:36,595
Ensign Gallagher.

467
00:16:36,679 --> 00:16:38,261
Best fryer mate
I ever had.

468
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:41,178
Pleasure to meet you, Carl.
Have a seat.

469
00:16:43,387 --> 00:16:44,845
You want a root beer float?

470
00:16:44,929 --> 00:16:46,428
- Ah, no--
- Lori, bring

471
00:16:46,512 --> 00:16:48,011
our little white panther here
a root beer float.

472
00:16:48,095 --> 00:16:49,762
- Okay.
- You want some popcorn shrimp?

473
00:16:49,845 --> 00:16:53,387
Lori, popcorn shrimp, too.

474
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:56,595
I eat a basket
every location I visit, Carl.

475
00:16:56,679 --> 00:16:59,220
Quality control
is the name of the shrimp game.

476
00:16:59,303 --> 00:17:00,428
Look at that.

477
00:17:00,512 --> 00:17:02,428
Nicely battered,

478
00:17:02,512 --> 00:17:05,512
properly crisp.

479
00:17:05,595 --> 00:17:07,178
Mm, mm, mm.

480
00:17:09,136 --> 00:17:11,303
You really saved my ass
the other day, son.

481
00:17:11,387 --> 00:17:13,011
Once word get out
you can rob a franchise,

482
00:17:13,095 --> 00:17:16,637
the sharks descend.

483
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:17,762
Give much thought
to your future, Carl?

484
00:17:17,845 --> 00:17:19,011
Um, well--

485
00:17:19,095 --> 00:17:20,470
Look, I know
a young man like you,

486
00:17:20,553 --> 00:17:22,220
it's hard
to see yourself down the road,

487
00:17:22,303 --> 00:17:24,345
but Captain Bob's is growing.

488
00:17:24,428 --> 00:17:26,720
- Carl, you own a Winnebago?
- No.

489
00:17:26,804 --> 00:17:27,887
I do.
A Grand Tour.

490
00:17:27,970 --> 00:17:29,053
You got a lake house?

491
00:17:29,136 --> 00:17:30,679
- Mm...
- I do.

492
00:17:30,762 --> 00:17:33,428
Ski boat?
Two brand-new Cadillacs?

493
00:17:33,512 --> 00:17:35,345
You take a two-week vacation
every year

494
00:17:35,428 --> 00:17:36,637
down to the Alabama coast?

495
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:37,887
No, sir.

496
00:17:37,970 --> 00:17:39,178
No, you're damn straight
you don't,

497
00:17:39,261 --> 00:17:40,512
but you will, Carl,

498
00:17:40,595 --> 00:17:42,220
if you make
the right choice today.

499
00:17:43,804 --> 00:17:45,679
I got a store
in East Garfield Park,

500
00:17:45,762 --> 00:17:47,720
and it's been robbed
six times this month.

501
00:17:47,804 --> 00:17:48,970
You can start tomorrow,

502
00:17:49,053 --> 00:17:51,345
Assistant Manager.
500 bucks a week.

503
00:17:51,428 --> 00:17:53,345
In a year,
you could be manager.

504
00:17:53,428 --> 00:17:54,929
Hell, in ten years,

505
00:17:55,011 --> 00:17:56,804
you could even own
your own franchise.

506
00:17:56,887 --> 00:17:59,553
Huh?
The sky's the limit, son.

507
00:17:59,637 --> 00:18:01,970
Carl, play your cards right,

508
00:18:02,053 --> 00:18:04,345
you could even end up
with your own Winnebago.

509
00:18:04,428 --> 00:18:06,387
[laughs]

510
00:18:06,470 --> 00:18:07,595
[rock music over speakers]

511
00:18:07,679 --> 00:18:09,929
So, mystery solved.

512
00:18:10,011 --> 00:18:11,595
Yeah?
What mystery is that?

513
00:18:11,679 --> 00:18:13,970
Homer.
He's not drunk somewhere.

514
00:18:14,053 --> 00:18:15,345
Yeah?
What happened?

515
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,261
He violated his parole.

516
00:18:17,345 --> 00:18:19,553
Idiot got pulled over
with a .45 under his seat.

517
00:18:19,637 --> 00:18:21,804
- Ah.
- Shit.

518
00:18:21,887 --> 00:18:24,136
I gotta try and find
a new mechanic.

519
00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:25,679
Well, there might be time
to take the broom

520
00:18:25,762 --> 00:18:27,470
out of Jason's hands.

521
00:18:27,553 --> 00:18:29,637
You mean instead of hiring
someone who's qualified,

522
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,595
I should hire the kid
who sweeps up?

523
00:18:31,679 --> 00:18:33,095
♪♪♪

524
00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:34,762
Yeah.

525
00:18:34,845 --> 00:18:36,428
All right, Mother Theresa.

526
00:18:36,512 --> 00:18:38,220
Show him how
to change a spark plug,

527
00:18:38,303 --> 00:18:39,887
while I try to find someone

528
00:18:39,970 --> 00:18:41,178
who actually knows
what the hell they're doing.

529
00:18:41,261 --> 00:18:44,387
- Hey, thank you.
- Yeah, yeah.

530
00:18:44,470 --> 00:18:45,887
Yo, Jason!

531
00:18:45,970 --> 00:18:47,428
Hey, come here, man.

532
00:18:47,512 --> 00:18:49,470
♪♪♪

533
00:18:49,553 --> 00:18:51,345
Man, you ever change
an air filter?

534
00:18:51,428 --> 00:18:53,261
I've seen you do it.

535
00:18:53,345 --> 00:18:54,470
All right, I want you
to finish detailing

536
00:18:54,553 --> 00:18:56,095
the bagger over there,

537
00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:57,553
then get an air filter
for the Sportster.

538
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,095
All right?
I'll come over there

539
00:18:59,178 --> 00:19:00,095
and I'll teach you
how to change it.

540
00:19:00,178 --> 00:19:01,387
Yeah.
All right.

541
00:19:01,470 --> 00:19:02,845
[door closes]

542
00:19:02,929 --> 00:19:05,470
♪♪♪

543
00:19:05,553 --> 00:19:06,929
Lip?

544
00:19:07,011 --> 00:19:08,428
Hey.

545
00:19:08,512 --> 00:19:09,887
What's up?

546
00:19:09,970 --> 00:19:11,887
Doctor's office called.

547
00:19:11,970 --> 00:19:13,637
They want me to call them back
at noon,

548
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,804
uh, go over the results
of my test with them.

549
00:19:15,887 --> 00:19:17,595
What time is it now?

550
00:19:17,679 --> 00:19:19,053
Five of.

551
00:19:19,136 --> 00:19:20,804
I just thought I should, uh,

552
00:19:20,887 --> 00:19:22,845
be with someone in case
I try to jump off a roof

553
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:24,387
or throw myself
in front of a bus or something.

554
00:19:24,470 --> 00:19:26,261
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
Yeah.

555
00:19:26,345 --> 00:19:27,804
Hey, Tami.
How you doing?

556
00:19:27,887 --> 00:19:30,553
It's none
of your fucking business, Brad.

557
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:32,053
Okay.
Come on.

558
00:19:32,136 --> 00:19:34,011
I'll find someplace
to make that call.

559
00:19:34,095 --> 00:19:36,053
♪♪♪

560
00:19:36,136 --> 00:19:39,053
There's gotta be someplace else
you can keep this thing.

561
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:40,595
It's scaring away
the customers.

562
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,095
I tried to get it in the house.

563
00:19:42,178 --> 00:19:43,303
It just wouldn't fit
through the door.

564
00:19:43,387 --> 00:19:45,095
V, I think we can make
some money

565
00:19:45,178 --> 00:19:46,720
renting me out as Jesus.

566
00:19:46,804 --> 00:19:48,470
People rent Jesus?

567
00:19:48,553 --> 00:19:51,178
- Yeah, for parties and stuff.
- Jesus parties?

568
00:19:51,261 --> 00:19:53,345
I think that's called
church services, Kevin.

569
00:19:53,428 --> 00:19:56,178
Like Santas at Christmas,
or Elvis impersonators.

570
00:19:56,261 --> 00:19:57,679
I could work
bachelorette parties,

571
00:19:57,762 --> 00:19:59,845
be one of those, uh,
birthday strippers.

572
00:19:59,929 --> 00:20:00,887
A Jesus stripper?

573
00:20:00,970 --> 00:20:02,261
Look at this website.

574
00:20:02,345 --> 00:20:03,679
They got all kinds of people

575
00:20:03,762 --> 00:20:05,345
looking like celebrities
they rent out.

576
00:20:05,428 --> 00:20:07,762
Hi.

577
00:20:07,845 --> 00:20:09,470
What is all that about?

578
00:20:09,553 --> 00:20:11,595
The nuns figured out
we were sending

579
00:20:11,679 --> 00:20:13,637
both of our girls to preschool
for the price of one,

580
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:15,762
so Kev has to be Jesus
for their parade,

581
00:20:15,845 --> 00:20:17,762
only now, Kev wants to be Jesus
all the time.

582
00:20:17,845 --> 00:20:19,929
Praise the lord!

583
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:21,970
I thought you were taking
some time away from drinking.

584
00:20:22,053 --> 00:20:23,553
May I have a Coke, please?

585
00:20:23,637 --> 00:20:25,095
Absolutely.

586
00:20:31,387 --> 00:20:32,762
What's that?

587
00:20:32,845 --> 00:20:34,470
Well, the zoning went through

588
00:20:34,553 --> 00:20:36,470
on the lot that I invested in

589
00:20:36,553 --> 00:20:39,011
and Max Whitford bought me
out of the partnership.

590
00:20:39,095 --> 00:20:40,845
No shit?
How much?

591
00:20:41,887 --> 00:20:43,679
[whispering] $100,000.

592
00:20:43,762 --> 00:20:45,428
- [loudly] $100,000--
- Eh.

593
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:49,679
- One, oh...
- Right?

594
00:20:49,762 --> 00:20:51,762
That is fantastic.
So you--what are you gonna do

595
00:20:51,845 --> 00:20:53,428
with it,
buy a new building?

596
00:20:53,512 --> 00:20:55,303
Oh, hell no.
Fool me once.

597
00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:56,970
So what now?

598
00:20:57,053 --> 00:20:59,470
Well, I quit my job
at the gas station...

599
00:20:59,553 --> 00:21:01,762
- Damn right.
- And now I don't know.

600
00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:04,011
I feel like I got
a second chance.

601
00:21:04,095 --> 00:21:06,595
And a third, and a fourth.

602
00:21:06,679 --> 00:21:08,512
V, I could have
different costumes

603
00:21:08,595 --> 00:21:09,637
for different occasions.

604
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:10,970
Wedding Jesus.

605
00:21:11,053 --> 00:21:12,637
Uh, Last Supper Jesus.

606
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:15,512
[Kev] Bat Mitzvah Jesus.

607
00:21:15,595 --> 00:21:17,595
Last Supper Jesus?

608
00:21:17,679 --> 00:21:20,136
Well, I guess that beats
getting nailed to the cross.

609
00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:21,887
[Kev] They didn't use
real nails, did they?

610
00:21:26,261 --> 00:21:27,929
[doorbell rings]

611
00:21:28,011 --> 00:21:30,470
[distant sirens wail]

612
00:21:32,679 --> 00:21:34,261
Is Liam here?

613
00:21:34,345 --> 00:21:36,136
- Mm, no.
- Really?

614
00:21:36,220 --> 00:21:37,804
[Liam] Yeah, I'm here.

615
00:21:37,887 --> 00:21:39,637
It's okay, Todd.
I got this.

616
00:21:40,845 --> 00:21:42,845
Hi.
Why are you dressed like that?

617
00:21:42,929 --> 00:21:44,053
Going to church.

618
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,428
You go to church?

619
00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:46,720
Yes.

620
00:21:46,804 --> 00:21:48,553
I've been texting
and calling you.

621
00:21:48,637 --> 00:21:49,512
You're supposed to be
at the house right now,

622
00:21:49,595 --> 00:21:50,637
taking care of Frank.

623
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:51,804
I don't live there anymore.

624
00:21:51,887 --> 00:21:53,845
What?
You can't just move out.

625
00:21:53,929 --> 00:21:54,845
I did last night.

626
00:21:57,136 --> 00:21:58,387
No, absolutely not.
If you have

627
00:21:58,470 --> 00:22:00,053
an issue with it,
make something else.

628
00:22:00,136 --> 00:22:01,136
Can I live at Todd's?

629
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:02,220
[all yelling]

630
00:22:02,303 --> 00:22:03,303
- Please?
- Tuna salad

631
00:22:03,387 --> 00:22:04,595
gives me the runs.

632
00:22:04,679 --> 00:22:05,929
Somebody get me a beer?

633
00:22:06,011 --> 00:22:08,178
His grandma said I can.

634
00:22:08,261 --> 00:22:10,303
Please, can I live at Todd's?

635
00:22:10,387 --> 00:22:11,845
Fine!
Yes! Yes!

636
00:22:11,929 --> 00:22:14,178
[Debbie speaking indistinctly]

637
00:22:14,261 --> 00:22:15,553
Okay.

638
00:22:15,637 --> 00:22:16,970
I'm gonna do it.

639
00:22:17,053 --> 00:22:19,595
- I'm going now!
- Beer!

640
00:22:19,679 --> 00:22:21,387
- Go!
- Jesus!

641
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:23,178
[bell dinging]

642
00:22:23,261 --> 00:22:25,387
Now if you'll excuse me,

643
00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:26,762
I'm late for church.

644
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:29,637
♪♪♪

645
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:32,261
[door slams]

646
00:22:32,345 --> 00:22:34,387
[Tami] Yeah, I understand.

647
00:22:35,136 --> 00:22:37,220
[Tami] Right.
Great.

648
00:22:37,303 --> 00:22:38,387
Yeah.

649
00:22:40,011 --> 00:22:41,512
No, thank you.

650
00:22:45,136 --> 00:22:47,178
[sighs]

651
00:22:47,261 --> 00:22:48,720
Let me think it over.

652
00:22:51,345 --> 00:22:52,220
Uh-huh.

653
00:22:55,387 --> 00:22:56,470
[sighs]

654
00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:10,845
Positive.
BRCA1.

655
00:23:14,345 --> 00:23:17,011
It's good. That's--
that's "baby good," right?

656
00:23:17,095 --> 00:23:18,804
Yeah, it's "baby good."

657
00:23:18,887 --> 00:23:20,679
So I don't have to worry

658
00:23:20,762 --> 00:23:23,679
about you trying to find
any tall buildings or anything?

659
00:23:23,762 --> 00:23:25,428
- No.
- Okay.

660
00:23:25,512 --> 00:23:27,470
I'm actually afraid
of heights.

661
00:23:27,553 --> 00:23:29,512
Shotgun in the bathtub's
more my style.

662
00:23:30,929 --> 00:23:32,553
[sighs]

663
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,428
Fuck!

664
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:41,261
I don't want to have a baby
just to save my tits.

665
00:23:41,345 --> 00:23:44,679
[exhales sharply]

666
00:23:44,762 --> 00:23:46,845
Okay.

667
00:23:46,929 --> 00:23:48,637
I gotta have an abortion.

668
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,053
I mean, I work
in a hair salon.

669
00:23:51,136 --> 00:23:52,637
I breathe bleach fumes all day.
This baby's gonna come out

670
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:53,929
with, like, five heads
and a dorsal fin.

671
00:23:54,011 --> 00:23:55,887
Tami. Tami, Tami.

672
00:23:55,970 --> 00:23:57,720
Hey, breathe.
Breathe.

673
00:23:57,804 --> 00:24:00,220
All right?

674
00:24:00,303 --> 00:24:02,303
Good.

675
00:24:02,387 --> 00:24:05,887
If having the baby
reduces the chances of cancer,

676
00:24:05,970 --> 00:24:09,387
maybe you should
have the baby.

677
00:24:09,470 --> 00:24:11,095
And what?

678
00:24:11,178 --> 00:24:12,887
Die on the kid
when it's 13,

679
00:24:12,970 --> 00:24:15,720
like my mom did to me?
Leave it an orphan?

680
00:24:15,804 --> 00:24:17,136
It wouldn't be an orphan.

681
00:24:17,220 --> 00:24:18,762
Right,

682
00:24:18,845 --> 00:24:21,595
because you're gonna
take care of it.

683
00:24:21,679 --> 00:24:23,512
Yeah, I would.

684
00:24:23,595 --> 00:24:25,470
And what about
when you die, too, Lip?

685
00:24:25,553 --> 00:24:26,887
You know, the way
you smoke cigarettes,

686
00:24:26,970 --> 00:24:28,845
it'll be a miracle
if you make it to 40.

687
00:24:28,929 --> 00:24:30,970
I'll quit.

688
00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:33,136
You'll quit.
Right.

689
00:24:33,220 --> 00:24:36,804
♪ Barren place ♪

690
00:24:36,887 --> 00:24:38,679
I was gonna rent
my own chair this year.

691
00:24:38,762 --> 00:24:41,595
I was gonna save up
and get my own salon,

692
00:24:41,679 --> 00:24:43,178
- in the next couple years...
- Tami, that's great.

693
00:24:43,261 --> 00:24:45,720
That's great, all right?
You can still do that.

694
00:24:45,804 --> 00:24:47,762
No, I can't, Lip!
I'm gonna be a little busy.

695
00:24:47,845 --> 00:24:51,470
I'm having a baby
and then a double mastectomy.

696
00:24:51,553 --> 00:24:54,470
♪ eerie music ♪

697
00:24:54,553 --> 00:24:58,637
♪♪♪

698
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:00,261
I need to fuck.
Where can we fuck?

699
00:25:00,345 --> 00:25:02,095
Huh?
There's gotta be, like,

700
00:25:02,178 --> 00:25:04,095
a really, really nasty bathroom
in here, right?

701
00:25:04,178 --> 00:25:05,762
- Somewhere?
- Tami...

702
00:25:05,845 --> 00:25:07,720
Tami. Tami.

703
00:25:07,804 --> 00:25:09,011
What?

704
00:25:09,095 --> 00:25:10,720
♪♪♪

705
00:25:10,804 --> 00:25:12,679
You don't want to fuck me
because I'm pregnant?

706
00:25:12,762 --> 00:25:15,053
♪♪♪

707
00:25:15,136 --> 00:25:17,595
[sighs]

708
00:25:17,679 --> 00:25:19,053
Then fine.

709
00:25:19,136 --> 00:25:21,345
♪♪♪

710
00:25:21,428 --> 00:25:22,679
[door slams open]

711
00:25:22,762 --> 00:25:27,387
♪♪♪

712
00:25:27,470 --> 00:25:29,220
I--

713
00:25:29,303 --> 00:25:31,887
[engine turns over]

714
00:25:31,970 --> 00:25:36,428
♪♪♪

715
00:25:36,512 --> 00:25:38,053
[tires squeal]

716
00:25:38,136 --> 00:25:40,178
Hey!
Hey!

717
00:25:40,261 --> 00:25:45,387
♪♪♪

718
00:25:53,095 --> 00:25:54,720
[door closes]

719
00:25:54,804 --> 00:25:56,762
Fiona?

720
00:25:56,845 --> 00:25:58,053
Ready for us?

721
00:25:58,136 --> 00:26:00,720
No.
Judge is running behind.

722
00:26:00,804 --> 00:26:03,303
The ADA has agreed
to settle your case.

723
00:26:03,387 --> 00:26:06,595
$2,500 fine
and time served.

724
00:26:06,679 --> 00:26:08,804
- That's it?
- The ADA met

725
00:26:08,887 --> 00:26:10,345
with the woman you punched.
She's not too thrilled

726
00:26:10,428 --> 00:26:12,095
about putting her on the stand.

727
00:26:12,178 --> 00:26:13,470
She's still railing
about the dangerous elements

728
00:26:13,553 --> 00:26:14,679
in your neighborhood.

729
00:26:14,762 --> 00:26:16,845
The kids selling lemonade?

730
00:26:16,929 --> 00:26:19,387
Can you pull the money
together for the fine?

731
00:26:19,470 --> 00:26:21,929
- Yes.
- Okay.

732
00:26:22,011 --> 00:26:24,261
Right, I'm gonna come get you
when they call your case.

733
00:26:24,345 --> 00:26:25,845
You stand up, plead guilty,

734
00:26:25,929 --> 00:26:27,679
and apologize to the court
for being an idiot.

735
00:26:27,762 --> 00:26:29,136
Got it.

736
00:26:29,220 --> 00:26:30,845
You seem like a smart girl,
Fiona.

737
00:26:30,929 --> 00:26:33,428
Time to leave this South Side
hood rat crap

738
00:26:33,512 --> 00:26:35,762
behind you and get on
with being an adult.

739
00:26:40,845 --> 00:26:44,053
[door opens, closes]

740
00:26:44,136 --> 00:26:46,261
If anybody in this room
has ever fallen in love,

741
00:26:46,345 --> 00:26:48,804
it's usually with someone
that did everything wrong,

742
00:26:48,887 --> 00:26:49,929
that you would
never expect...

743
00:26:50,011 --> 00:26:51,470
Oh, bullshit.

744
00:26:51,553 --> 00:26:52,261
[woman] Why you should have...

745
00:26:52,345 --> 00:26:54,136
Anybody here?

746
00:26:54,220 --> 00:26:56,011
I need another beer!

747
00:26:56,095 --> 00:26:58,470
[applause on TV]

748
00:26:58,553 --> 00:26:59,387
Carl?

749
00:26:59,470 --> 00:27:00,887
Debbie?

750
00:27:00,970 --> 00:27:02,303
Beer!

751
00:27:02,387 --> 00:27:04,011
[woman] ...Ever,
I need to know,

752
00:27:04,095 --> 00:27:05,095
are you known...

753
00:27:05,178 --> 00:27:06,470
Where's your mother?

754
00:27:06,553 --> 00:27:08,261
[cheers and applause on TV]

755
00:27:08,345 --> 00:27:10,637
[man on TV] Hold on.
And how--how is your...

756
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:14,136
Uh, you tall enough
to open the refrigerator?

757
00:27:14,220 --> 00:27:16,512
I need another beer.

758
00:27:16,595 --> 00:27:18,261
[man on TV] Like, a lot
of women that I talk to

759
00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:19,512
it's like--you know,
they want, like,

760
00:27:19,595 --> 00:27:21,720
Patrick Dempsey and--and all--

761
00:27:21,804 --> 00:27:23,512
the knight in shining armor,
and they're...

762
00:27:23,595 --> 00:27:25,804
You watch
these relationship shows,

763
00:27:25,887 --> 00:27:28,136
they never tell the truth.

764
00:27:28,220 --> 00:27:32,011
Relationships can be hazardous
to your health,

765
00:27:32,095 --> 00:27:34,345
'cause to get a good one,

766
00:27:34,428 --> 00:27:35,887
a great one,

767
00:27:35,970 --> 00:27:38,011
you need truth-telling,

768
00:27:38,095 --> 00:27:39,845
but people don't like truth.

769
00:27:39,929 --> 00:27:41,720
That's why they fill the air

770
00:27:41,804 --> 00:27:43,929
with lies like
"Mommy loves you"...

771
00:27:44,011 --> 00:27:45,553
Mm?

772
00:27:45,637 --> 00:27:47,679
"Politicians care."

773
00:27:47,762 --> 00:27:49,220
"Prayer works."

774
00:27:49,303 --> 00:27:50,220
[door closes]

775
00:27:50,303 --> 00:27:52,095
I found Liam.

776
00:27:52,178 --> 00:27:54,720
- You lost him?
- Says he moved out.

777
00:27:54,804 --> 00:27:56,929
- I need another beer.
- Franny!

778
00:27:57,970 --> 00:28:00,136
Did you climb out
of your crib again?

779
00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:02,095
- Yeah!
- Let's get you back,

780
00:28:02,178 --> 00:28:03,178
or you're gonna be sleepy!

781
00:28:03,261 --> 00:28:04,553
Beer?

782
00:28:04,637 --> 00:28:05,470
How do you do that?

783
00:28:05,553 --> 00:28:07,345
Are you a monkey?

784
00:28:07,428 --> 00:28:09,637
[Debbie] Are you
my little monkey girl?

785
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,929
♪ Can't lemme demonstrate ♪

786
00:28:12,011 --> 00:28:14,095
♪ Ninety-six degrees
in the shade ♪

787
00:28:14,178 --> 00:28:15,512
♪ Talkin' centigrade ♪

788
00:28:15,595 --> 00:28:17,470
♪ Life give ya lemons ♪

789
00:28:17,553 --> 00:28:18,970
♪ Better make some fuckin'
lemonade ♪

790
00:28:19,053 --> 00:28:20,428
♪ Come get a sip
of this shit ♪

791
00:28:20,512 --> 00:28:21,595
♪ Fore the pitcher is empty ♪

792
00:28:21,679 --> 00:28:23,011
♪ Cuz I got enough in my cup ♪

793
00:28:23,095 --> 00:28:24,762
♪ Niggas on top of the world ♪

794
00:28:24,845 --> 00:28:25,804
♪ If they recipe
one of the best ♪

795
00:28:25,887 --> 00:28:27,261
♪ And I'm comin' right up ♪

796
00:28:27,345 --> 00:28:29,136
♪ If you gon' talk about... ♪

797
00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:31,512
Do you remember telling Liam
he could move?

798
00:28:31,595 --> 00:28:33,053
No.

799
00:28:33,136 --> 00:28:35,178
Says he doesn't want
to be a Gallagher anymore.

800
00:28:35,261 --> 00:28:36,679
Is that an option?

801
00:28:36,762 --> 00:28:38,136
Yeah, he's going to church.

802
00:28:38,220 --> 00:28:39,095
Church?

803
00:28:39,178 --> 00:28:40,470
Did somebody drug him?

804
00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:42,387
♪ Fuckin' lemonade ♪

805
00:28:42,470 --> 00:28:43,762
What are you doing?

806
00:28:43,845 --> 00:28:47,762
[sighs]
Giving my uniforms to Goodwill.

807
00:28:47,845 --> 00:28:50,220
Why? You're going back to
school next week.

808
00:28:50,303 --> 00:28:51,595
I'm dropping out.

809
00:28:51,679 --> 00:28:54,637
Captain Bob came by the shop,

810
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,553
offered me assistant manager.

811
00:28:56,637 --> 00:28:58,387
$500 a week.

812
00:28:58,470 --> 00:29:00,345
Gotta carry a sidearm on me,
but I could end up

813
00:29:00,428 --> 00:29:02,178
with a ski boat
or a Winnebago.

814
00:29:02,261 --> 00:29:04,178
This is stupid.

815
00:29:04,261 --> 00:29:05,845
You're going back to school.

816
00:29:05,929 --> 00:29:09,053
♪♪♪

817
00:29:09,136 --> 00:29:10,220
No, I'm not.

818
00:29:10,303 --> 00:29:12,220
Yes, you are, Carl.

819
00:29:12,303 --> 00:29:14,011
I'm a loser, Debbie!

820
00:29:14,095 --> 00:29:16,845
A West Point reject
with a shitty education

821
00:29:16,929 --> 00:29:19,845
and a family history
of alcoholism and drug abuse

822
00:29:19,929 --> 00:29:22,095
that's bound to catch up
with me sooner or later.

823
00:29:22,178 --> 00:29:24,679
Fast food is the best
it's gonna get for me.

824
00:29:24,762 --> 00:29:26,178
I've accepted who I am.

825
00:29:26,261 --> 00:29:27,929
Why can't you?

826
00:29:28,011 --> 00:29:29,637
♪ I brought the ice
with me too ♪

827
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:31,804
♪ They tryna
water it down ♪

828
00:29:31,887 --> 00:29:34,220
I'm going to get Liam
to bring him home.

829
00:29:34,303 --> 00:29:35,387
You coming?

830
00:29:35,470 --> 00:29:36,720
♪♪♪

831
00:29:36,804 --> 00:29:38,387
No.

832
00:29:38,470 --> 00:29:40,720
Better off where he is.

833
00:29:40,804 --> 00:29:42,637
♪ Niggas never wanna
instigate ♪

834
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:44,095
♪ When it's center stage ♪

835
00:29:44,178 --> 00:29:46,595
♪ Run up on me
try to get away ♪

836
00:29:46,679 --> 00:29:49,178
♪ I'ma win the race ♪

837
00:29:49,261 --> 00:29:52,136
[panting]

838
00:29:52,220 --> 00:29:57,136
♪♪♪

839
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:00,220
[Lip] Geez.

840
00:30:00,303 --> 00:30:05,428
♪♪♪

841
00:30:15,178 --> 00:30:17,595
[panting]

842
00:30:17,679 --> 00:30:18,845
[fly zips]

843
00:30:30,595 --> 00:30:32,512
[distant train horn]

844
00:30:36,011 --> 00:30:38,679
She died at home,

845
00:30:38,762 --> 00:30:41,136
in pain.

846
00:30:41,220 --> 00:30:43,970
Took eight months.

847
00:30:44,053 --> 00:30:46,303
Every week,

848
00:30:46,387 --> 00:30:49,595
there was just
a little bit less of her,

849
00:30:49,679 --> 00:30:51,720
until there wasn't anything
left.

850
00:31:03,261 --> 00:31:05,387
That happens to me,
do you promise to shoot me?

851
00:31:09,512 --> 00:31:11,053
Fifty years from now?

852
00:31:12,345 --> 00:31:13,970
Sure.

853
00:31:14,053 --> 00:31:16,887
Fifty years.
Sure.

854
00:31:16,970 --> 00:31:18,345
[distant train horn]

855
00:31:18,428 --> 00:31:20,011
[sighs]

856
00:31:27,011 --> 00:31:28,720
I'm gonna have the baby.

857
00:31:36,512 --> 00:31:37,720
Good.

858
00:31:40,887 --> 00:31:43,011
Good?

859
00:31:43,095 --> 00:31:44,845
- Yeah.
- What does that mean?

860
00:31:47,011 --> 00:31:49,345
Means I'm glad you've decided
to keep the baby.

861
00:31:50,970 --> 00:31:52,637
I said I was gonna have
the baby.

862
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,387
I didn't say
I was gonna keep it.

863
00:31:54,470 --> 00:31:55,762
Adoption?

864
00:31:55,845 --> 00:31:58,136
Sure.
Why not?

865
00:31:58,220 --> 00:31:59,720
Tried and true
for scorned women

866
00:31:59,804 --> 00:32:01,387
throughout history.

867
00:32:06,553 --> 00:32:08,178
Yeah, I, um...

868
00:32:11,345 --> 00:32:13,220
I don't think
I'm gonna be okay with that.

869
00:32:15,261 --> 00:32:17,970
Okay with what?

870
00:32:18,053 --> 00:32:20,136
Some kid of mine

871
00:32:20,220 --> 00:32:22,387
out in the world
thinking they weren't wanted.

872
00:32:22,470 --> 00:32:23,261
I mean...

873
00:32:23,345 --> 00:32:24,345
For Christ's sake, Lip,

874
00:32:24,428 --> 00:32:25,970
you'd be a shitty father.

875
00:32:26,053 --> 00:32:27,595
Hey, fuck you!

876
00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:28,804
- I know I wouldn't.
- I give this kid up

877
00:32:28,887 --> 00:32:30,011
for adoption,
I want to get it

878
00:32:30,095 --> 00:32:32,261
as far away from me
as possible.

879
00:32:32,345 --> 00:32:33,595
Guam comes to mind.

880
00:32:33,679 --> 00:32:34,845
Guam?

881
00:32:34,929 --> 00:32:35,679
I don't want to run
into some kid

882
00:32:35,762 --> 00:32:37,387
who looks like me,

883
00:32:37,470 --> 00:32:38,637
or worse yet, you,

884
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:39,970
- at the Costco.
- All right!

885
00:32:40,053 --> 00:32:41,345
So I have the baby,

886
00:32:41,428 --> 00:32:42,804
or you have the baby,

887
00:32:42,887 --> 00:32:44,220
or we have the baby, right?

888
00:32:44,303 --> 00:32:45,929
We?

889
00:32:46,011 --> 00:32:47,887
Oh, what, are we
getting married now?

890
00:32:47,970 --> 00:32:49,345
[Lip] You want to?

891
00:32:49,428 --> 00:32:51,220
Do you love me?

892
00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:54,178
♪ somber music ♪

893
00:32:54,261 --> 00:32:57,804
♪♪♪

894
00:32:57,887 --> 00:32:59,428
I like you.

895
00:32:59,512 --> 00:33:01,136
♪♪♪

896
00:33:01,220 --> 00:33:04,011
And I think we could end up
loving each other.

897
00:33:05,553 --> 00:33:07,303
Be still, my heart.

898
00:33:07,387 --> 00:33:09,220
- You love me?
- Hell, no.

899
00:33:09,303 --> 00:33:11,845
I actually think I'm starting
to fucking hate you.

900
00:33:11,929 --> 00:33:14,720
♪♪♪

901
00:33:14,804 --> 00:33:16,470
Tami.
Hey!

902
00:33:16,553 --> 00:33:17,512
[engine turns over]

903
00:33:17,595 --> 00:33:19,303
Where are you going?

904
00:33:19,387 --> 00:33:24,261
♪♪♪

905
00:33:29,220 --> 00:33:31,136
[engine revving]

906
00:33:31,220 --> 00:33:35,512
♪♪♪

907
00:33:35,595 --> 00:33:37,345
What the hell, Gallagher?

908
00:33:37,428 --> 00:33:38,970
What do you want, Kelly?

909
00:33:39,053 --> 00:33:40,679
Nineteen nails in my tires.

910
00:33:40,762 --> 00:33:42,470
Sugar in my gas tank.

911
00:33:42,553 --> 00:33:45,095
Someone fucked with your truck?
That's terrible.

912
00:33:45,178 --> 00:33:47,387
You gonna try
and deny this, too?

913
00:33:47,470 --> 00:33:52,637
♪♪♪

914
00:33:55,261 --> 00:33:56,929
"Heart Beaker"?

915
00:33:57,011 --> 00:33:58,679
You telling me this wasn't you?

916
00:33:58,762 --> 00:34:00,053
I know how to spell.

917
00:34:02,512 --> 00:34:03,720
Carl?

918
00:34:07,762 --> 00:34:09,512
[Kelly] Don't walk away
from me!

919
00:34:09,595 --> 00:34:12,720
I thought we were friends!
Is this about you kissing me?

920
00:34:12,804 --> 00:34:14,845
Because I'm sorry
I gave you the wrong signals,

921
00:34:14,929 --> 00:34:17,261
but I'm not gay!

922
00:34:17,345 --> 00:34:20,095
You broke Carl's heart, Kelly!

923
00:34:20,178 --> 00:34:23,345
He may not be able to spell,
but he's a human being,

924
00:34:23,428 --> 00:34:25,679
and he's throwing his life away
because of you.

925
00:34:25,762 --> 00:34:26,970
What are you talking about?

926
00:34:27,053 --> 00:34:28,595
Carl is quitting school

927
00:34:28,679 --> 00:34:30,470
and going to work
at Captain Bob's full-time.

928
00:34:30,553 --> 00:34:31,845
He's what?

929
00:34:31,929 --> 00:34:33,095
You rejected him,

930
00:34:33,178 --> 00:34:35,095
and West Point rejected him.

931
00:34:35,178 --> 00:34:37,178
He's rejected,
and he's giving up,

932
00:34:37,261 --> 00:34:39,512
and that is on you,
for encouraging him

933
00:34:39,595 --> 00:34:41,512
to think that he could ever get
into fucking West Point

934
00:34:41,595 --> 00:34:42,804
to begin with,

935
00:34:42,887 --> 00:34:44,553
and making him fall in love
with you,

936
00:34:44,637 --> 00:34:47,929
and goddamn it, for making me
fall in love with you, too.

937
00:34:49,053 --> 00:34:50,553
But this isn't about me.

938
00:34:50,637 --> 00:34:52,512
This is about Carl,

939
00:34:52,595 --> 00:34:55,261
and he is giving up,
and that is on you,

940
00:34:55,345 --> 00:34:58,887
so fuck you,
and fuck your dike-y-ass truck!

941
00:34:58,970 --> 00:35:01,929
♪ melancholy music ♪

942
00:35:02,011 --> 00:35:07,136
♪♪♪

943
00:35:27,887 --> 00:35:29,720
[fence rattles]

944
00:35:33,053 --> 00:35:34,136
[gate closes]

945
00:35:34,220 --> 00:35:36,220
- [Ian] Fiona!
- [laughs]

946
00:35:36,303 --> 00:35:38,011
[Ian] Didn't know
you were coming today.

947
00:35:38,095 --> 00:35:39,845
I wasn't.

948
00:35:39,929 --> 00:35:40,970
What, you busy?

949
00:35:41,053 --> 00:35:43,011
Uh... You know what?

950
00:35:43,095 --> 00:35:44,011
I'll fit you in my schedule.

951
00:35:44,095 --> 00:35:45,845
[Fiona laughs]

952
00:35:45,929 --> 00:35:47,261
Hi.

953
00:35:47,345 --> 00:35:48,887
Mm.

954
00:35:48,970 --> 00:35:50,387
What happened to your head?

955
00:35:50,470 --> 00:35:53,053
A guy in the infirmary
had lice.

956
00:35:53,136 --> 00:35:55,470
It was easier
just to buzz it.

957
00:35:55,553 --> 00:35:57,428
So you're still working
in the infirmary?

958
00:35:57,512 --> 00:36:00,220
Yeah, well, beats working
the laundry like Mickey,

959
00:36:00,303 --> 00:36:02,553
plus, I get to put
my medical training to use.

960
00:36:02,637 --> 00:36:04,637
Mickey washing undies.

961
00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:06,261
You gotta send me a picture.

962
00:36:06,345 --> 00:36:07,428
Yeah.

963
00:36:10,053 --> 00:36:12,303
Everything okay at home?

964
00:36:12,387 --> 00:36:14,261
Oh, well, the usual.

965
00:36:14,345 --> 00:36:17,178
Frank broke his femur
and is laid up for six months,

966
00:36:17,261 --> 00:36:18,762
driving us all crazy.

967
00:36:18,845 --> 00:36:19,804
Okay.

968
00:36:19,887 --> 00:36:23,220
Lip's girlfriend's pregnant.

969
00:36:23,303 --> 00:36:25,387
Lip has a girlfriend?

970
00:36:25,470 --> 00:36:27,553
Debbie's still convinced
she's gay.

971
00:36:27,637 --> 00:36:30,178
Carl's working
at Captain Bob's.

972
00:36:30,261 --> 00:36:33,136
Liam may be missing.

973
00:36:33,220 --> 00:36:35,887
And I'm thinking maybe
it's time for me to go.

974
00:36:37,553 --> 00:36:39,303
Go?

975
00:36:39,387 --> 00:36:42,261
Leave.
Move someplace else.

976
00:36:42,345 --> 00:36:45,679
[inhales, sighs]

977
00:36:45,762 --> 00:36:49,053
Shit. I can't believe
I actually said it out loud.

978
00:36:50,387 --> 00:36:52,512
Someplace else like--

979
00:36:52,595 --> 00:36:55,261
Somewhere near the equator.

980
00:36:55,345 --> 00:36:56,887
I'm sick of winters, you know?

981
00:36:56,970 --> 00:37:00,303
Ice and sleet
and freezing my ass off.

982
00:37:03,095 --> 00:37:04,970
Tell anyone else
about this yet?

983
00:37:05,053 --> 00:37:06,929
Thought I'd try it out
on you first.

984
00:37:10,512 --> 00:37:11,887
You should go.

985
00:37:11,970 --> 00:37:13,428
What?

986
00:37:13,512 --> 00:37:16,303
You should get the fuck out.
You deserve it.

987
00:37:16,387 --> 00:37:19,095
You should go
as far away as you can.

988
00:37:19,178 --> 00:37:20,679
You were hoping

989
00:37:20,762 --> 00:37:23,095
that I was gonna try
and talk you out of it?

990
00:37:23,178 --> 00:37:24,887
[laughs]

991
00:37:24,970 --> 00:37:26,303
Maybe.

992
00:37:26,387 --> 00:37:29,261
♪ upbeat music ♪

993
00:37:29,345 --> 00:37:30,595
♪♪♪

994
00:37:30,679 --> 00:37:32,095
I'm scared.

995
00:37:32,178 --> 00:37:34,720
[laughs]

996
00:37:34,804 --> 00:37:36,428
[sniffs]
And now I'm crying.

997
00:37:36,512 --> 00:37:38,595
♪♪♪

998
00:37:38,679 --> 00:37:40,428
When would you leave?

999
00:37:40,512 --> 00:37:43,470
♪♪♪

1000
00:37:43,553 --> 00:37:46,595
Now.
Soon.

1001
00:37:46,679 --> 00:37:49,553
Before I chicken out.

1002
00:37:49,637 --> 00:37:50,804
Go.

1003
00:37:50,887 --> 00:37:52,762
♪♪♪

1004
00:37:52,845 --> 00:37:55,136
Go as far away from here
as you can,

1005
00:37:55,220 --> 00:37:57,804
and don't ever look back, okay?

1006
00:37:57,887 --> 00:37:59,720
♪♪♪

1007
00:37:59,804 --> 00:38:01,720
We'll always be here for you.

1008
00:38:01,804 --> 00:38:03,011
♪♪♪

1009
00:38:03,095 --> 00:38:04,804
Always.

1010
00:38:04,887 --> 00:38:09,762
♪♪♪

1011
00:38:26,220 --> 00:38:27,845
- Hey.
- Welcome back.

1012
00:38:27,929 --> 00:38:29,720
Yeah, uh, sorry.
Look, I'll, uh--

1013
00:38:29,804 --> 00:38:30,804
I'll make up the hours,
all right?

1014
00:38:30,887 --> 00:38:33,178
I know you will.

1015
00:38:33,261 --> 00:38:35,303
- Where is she?
- Out front.

1016
00:38:35,387 --> 00:38:37,428
Oh, and Oliver Twist
is still waiting

1017
00:38:37,512 --> 00:38:38,762
for you to show him
how to change a filter.

1018
00:38:38,845 --> 00:38:40,428
Fuck.

1019
00:38:40,512 --> 00:38:42,804
Hey, Jason.
I'll be right with you.

1020
00:38:42,887 --> 00:38:44,345
- All right?
- All right.

1021
00:38:44,428 --> 00:38:49,345
♪♪♪

1022
00:38:55,261 --> 00:38:58,595
You guys have really shitty
reading material in this dump.

1023
00:38:58,679 --> 00:39:00,804
Got a better selection
over at the beauty salon?

1024
00:39:00,887 --> 00:39:02,345
Hell, yeah.

1025
00:39:02,428 --> 00:39:05,178
Gotta keep up
on Brad versus Angie.

1026
00:39:05,261 --> 00:39:10,387
♪♪♪

1027
00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:17,053
Sorry.

1028
00:39:17,136 --> 00:39:19,595
Yeah.
You should be.

1029
00:39:19,679 --> 00:39:21,679
You've been kicking my ass
ever since you got pregnant.

1030
00:39:21,762 --> 00:39:24,261
I've been kicking your ass
since the first day we met.

1031
00:39:24,345 --> 00:39:26,053
I don't know why you like me.

1032
00:39:26,136 --> 00:39:26,970
I don't.

1033
00:39:27,053 --> 00:39:28,553
[laughs]

1034
00:39:28,637 --> 00:39:30,136
♪♪♪

1035
00:39:30,220 --> 00:39:31,637
I'm hungry.

1036
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:32,970
Do you want to
get something to eat?

1037
00:39:33,053 --> 00:39:35,720
♪♪♪

1038
00:39:35,804 --> 00:39:38,387
Yeah, I, uh,

1039
00:39:38,470 --> 00:39:41,053
I got a couple bikes
I need to finish up.

1040
00:39:41,136 --> 00:39:42,470
Cool to wait?

1041
00:39:42,553 --> 00:39:43,470
Yeah.

1042
00:39:43,553 --> 00:39:45,720
[chuckles]

1043
00:39:45,804 --> 00:39:47,220
All right.

1044
00:39:47,303 --> 00:39:51,595
♪♪♪

1045
00:39:51,679 --> 00:39:53,095
You know the difference
between perpetual

1046
00:39:53,178 --> 00:39:54,679
and periodic inventory?

1047
00:39:54,762 --> 00:39:56,345
No idea.

1048
00:39:56,428 --> 00:39:58,679
You gotta know your par level
on every item.

1049
00:39:58,762 --> 00:40:00,261
Bread'n'Butter pickles
and clams

1050
00:40:00,345 --> 00:40:02,053
are particularly tricky.

1051
00:40:02,136 --> 00:40:03,887
- [tires squeal]
- Shit.

1052
00:40:03,970 --> 00:40:07,845
♪ heavy metal music ♪

1053
00:40:07,929 --> 00:40:10,428
- Gallagher!
- What are you doing here?

1054
00:40:10,512 --> 00:40:12,762
[both grunt]

1055
00:40:12,845 --> 00:40:14,261
Get off me.

1056
00:40:14,345 --> 00:40:15,845
What do you think you're doing?

1057
00:40:15,929 --> 00:40:17,387
Let me go.

1058
00:40:17,470 --> 00:40:18,637
You're going back, shithead.

1059
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:20,053
Uh, wait, are you
law enforcement?

1060
00:40:20,136 --> 00:40:21,595
What?

1061
00:40:21,679 --> 00:40:23,261
Did he skip bail or something?

1062
00:40:23,345 --> 00:40:25,679
No. Friend.

1063
00:40:25,762 --> 00:40:27,178
Fuck you.

1064
00:40:27,261 --> 00:40:28,679
You think you can ruin
your life

1065
00:40:28,762 --> 00:40:30,095
- and blame me?
- Fuck.

1066
00:40:30,178 --> 00:40:33,053
♪♪♪

1067
00:40:33,136 --> 00:40:35,470
- Let me go, Kelly.
- Wow, you're Kelly?

1068
00:40:35,553 --> 00:40:37,220
You're going
back to school, Carl.

1069
00:40:37,303 --> 00:40:38,679
Hey, is he gonna be able
to work

1070
00:40:38,762 --> 00:40:39,887
- his dinner shift tonight?
- Yes!

1071
00:40:39,970 --> 00:40:41,470
No! He just quit!

1072
00:40:41,553 --> 00:40:45,887
♪♪♪

1073
00:40:45,970 --> 00:40:48,136
[thudding]

1074
00:40:48,220 --> 00:40:49,470
[door slams]

1075
00:40:52,178 --> 00:40:53,345
Now that's a woman.

1076
00:40:53,428 --> 00:40:54,595
[door closes]

1077
00:40:54,679 --> 00:40:59,553
♪♪♪

1078
00:41:01,553 --> 00:41:03,261
Is Liam back from church yet?

1079
00:41:03,345 --> 00:41:04,303
- Yeah.
- Where is he?

1080
00:41:04,387 --> 00:41:05,095
In his room.

1081
00:41:05,178 --> 00:41:06,762
His room?

1082
00:41:06,845 --> 00:41:08,387
Liam!

1083
00:41:10,845 --> 00:41:13,053
Good afternoon, Deborah.

1084
00:41:13,136 --> 00:41:14,220
[scoffs]
Enough, Liam.

1085
00:41:14,303 --> 00:41:15,929
Come on, let's go home.

1086
00:41:16,011 --> 00:41:17,887
Have you noticed anything
unusual about me?

1087
00:41:17,970 --> 00:41:18,929
What?

1088
00:41:19,011 --> 00:41:20,303
Like I'm black?

1089
00:41:20,387 --> 00:41:22,553
Yeah, I've noticed
that you're black.

1090
00:41:22,637 --> 00:41:26,178
- And you're not.
- Your point?

1091
00:41:26,261 --> 00:41:28,428
That you have never made
any attempt to surround me

1092
00:41:28,512 --> 00:41:31,011
with my own cultural
and racial heritage.

1093
00:41:34,970 --> 00:41:38,679
[jazz music on speakers]

1094
00:41:41,679 --> 00:41:43,428
Whoa, you know
who all these people are?

1095
00:41:43,512 --> 00:41:45,220
I've been sleeping here
a couple nights a week

1096
00:41:45,303 --> 00:41:47,095
all summer,
and no one even noticed.

1097
00:41:47,178 --> 00:41:48,929
Know what else?

1098
00:41:49,011 --> 00:41:52,261
Mrs. Thompson cooks dinner
every night--real food--

1099
00:41:52,345 --> 00:41:55,095
and I get Lucky Charms
for breakfast.

1100
00:41:55,178 --> 00:41:56,679
I can buy you Lucky Charms.

1101
00:41:56,762 --> 00:41:57,929
Is that really enough,
you think,

1102
00:41:58,011 --> 00:41:59,512
for a young, proud man

1103
00:41:59,595 --> 00:42:00,970
of African descent
trying to find

1104
00:42:01,053 --> 00:42:03,804
his identity
in today's white America?

1105
00:42:03,887 --> 00:42:08,804
♪♪♪

1106
00:42:08,887 --> 00:42:10,011
What's this?

1107
00:42:10,095 --> 00:42:11,720
My list of demands.

1108
00:42:11,804 --> 00:42:15,220
Once agreed upon,
I'll consider coming home.

1109
00:42:15,303 --> 00:42:17,136
Twenty-nine things?

1110
00:42:17,220 --> 00:42:19,178
Forty-six.
There's some on the back.

1111
00:42:23,220 --> 00:42:25,387
[coos] Book.

1112
00:42:25,470 --> 00:42:27,136
- [sighs]
- [babbles]

1113
00:42:28,345 --> 00:42:30,387
- [giggles]
- Where have you been?

1114
00:42:30,470 --> 00:42:31,845
Your daughter's made me read

1115
00:42:31,929 --> 00:42:33,136
The Hungry
goddamn Caterpillar

1116
00:42:33,220 --> 00:42:34,804
like, 20 times.

1117
00:42:36,261 --> 00:42:37,512
Caterpillar's dead, honey.

1118
00:42:37,595 --> 00:42:39,553
Someone stepped on it
and squished it.

1119
00:42:39,637 --> 00:42:41,387
[Debbie] So Liam's down
at the Thompsons',

1120
00:42:41,470 --> 00:42:43,428
said he's decided
he's black and wants us

1121
00:42:43,512 --> 00:42:45,178
to do a bunch of black shit.

1122
00:42:45,261 --> 00:42:46,929
[Frank] Black shit?

1123
00:42:47,011 --> 00:42:48,679
His list of demands.

1124
00:42:48,762 --> 00:42:51,095
Look at you.

1125
00:42:51,178 --> 00:42:53,053
[Franny] Ow, my shoe.

1126
00:42:53,136 --> 00:42:55,303
What?

1127
00:42:55,387 --> 00:42:57,303
What is Seamus doing here?

1128
00:42:57,387 --> 00:42:58,720
Mrs. Demopoulos said
we could borrow him

1129
00:42:58,804 --> 00:43:00,595
for a few weeks,
as long as we feed him.

1130
00:43:00,679 --> 00:43:02,679
He took great care of her
when she broke her hip.

1131
00:43:02,762 --> 00:43:04,679
Said he loves
to give sponge baths.

1132
00:43:06,178 --> 00:43:07,345
Sponge bath?

1133
00:43:07,428 --> 00:43:08,637
Yeah.
Come on, Seamus.

1134
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:10,679
Let's get you a bucket
of warm water.

1135
00:43:12,470 --> 00:43:14,470
I've seen him eat cat feces

1136
00:43:14,553 --> 00:43:16,595
out of the sandbox
at the playground.

1137
00:43:16,679 --> 00:43:18,845
[faucet running]

1138
00:43:18,929 --> 00:43:20,845
Book.

1139
00:43:20,929 --> 00:43:24,428
[sighs]

1140
00:43:24,512 --> 00:43:27,095
[peppy Spanish music
playing on speakers]

1141
00:43:27,178 --> 00:43:30,261
♪♪♪

1142
00:43:30,345 --> 00:43:33,762
Can you undo my hands, please?
My arm is about to fall asleep.

1143
00:43:44,220 --> 00:43:46,804
[sighs]
Can I go now?

1144
00:43:46,887 --> 00:43:48,387
Are you going back to school?

1145
00:43:48,470 --> 00:43:49,220
No.

1146
00:43:49,303 --> 00:43:51,720
Shit, Carl.

1147
00:43:51,804 --> 00:43:54,345
Stop feeling sorry
for yourself and man up.

1148
00:43:54,428 --> 00:43:56,637
So you didn't get
into West Point, so what?

1149
00:43:56,720 --> 00:44:00,095
Those guys are
a bunch of pussies anyway.

1150
00:44:00,178 --> 00:44:02,095
Go to OTS.
Earn your commission

1151
00:44:02,178 --> 00:44:05,220
the old-fashioned way,
by being a tough motherfucker.

1152
00:44:05,303 --> 00:44:06,345
Who'd you rather serve under?

1153
00:44:06,428 --> 00:44:08,220
Some Westie dipshit

1154
00:44:08,303 --> 00:44:10,887
who wrote a paper
on Napoleon's Italian campaign,

1155
00:44:10,970 --> 00:44:13,929
or Carl Gallagher,
who can reload a MAC-10

1156
00:44:14,011 --> 00:44:17,095
while diving under an Impala
during a drive-by?

1157
00:44:17,178 --> 00:44:18,845
[laughs]

1158
00:44:19,887 --> 00:44:20,845
Exactly.

1159
00:44:22,845 --> 00:44:25,428
So are you done
being a pussy

1160
00:44:25,512 --> 00:44:27,720
and ready to get back
to being the man that I love?

1161
00:44:27,804 --> 00:44:30,303
Wait. What?

1162
00:44:30,387 --> 00:44:32,053
Damn, you're dense.

1163
00:44:32,136 --> 00:44:34,970
♪ rock music ♪

1164
00:44:35,053 --> 00:44:39,929
♪♪♪

1165
00:44:41,303 --> 00:44:42,887
Now go ahead?

1166
00:44:42,970 --> 00:44:44,762
♪♪♪

1167
00:44:44,845 --> 00:44:46,345
I need a beer.

1168
00:44:46,428 --> 00:44:51,553
♪♪♪

1169
00:44:58,303 --> 00:44:59,845
You coming, asshole?

1170
00:44:59,929 --> 00:45:04,387
♪♪♪

1171
00:45:04,470 --> 00:45:06,637
Hey, Fiona!
Found Liam.

1172
00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:08,470
He's moved down
to Todd's house.

1173
00:45:08,553 --> 00:45:10,804
He said he's not coming back
unless he gets his own room.

1174
00:45:17,512 --> 00:45:19,178
Quick shower,
and then we'll go to dinner?

1175
00:45:19,261 --> 00:45:21,220
- [Debbie] Lip!
- Okay. Yeah.

1176
00:45:21,303 --> 00:45:23,011
Fiona's leaving.

1177
00:45:23,095 --> 00:45:24,762
She's upstairs,
packing her stuff right now.

1178
00:45:25,637 --> 00:45:26,762
What?

1179
00:45:31,887 --> 00:45:34,011
[Tami] Hey, you guys know
there's a giant dude

1180
00:45:34,095 --> 00:45:36,970
in your living room,
giving Frank a bath?

1181
00:45:37,053 --> 00:45:39,929
Keep your arm up now
till I finished under here.

1182
00:45:45,387 --> 00:45:48,261
[distant siren wails]

1183
00:46:03,136 --> 00:46:04,553
So...

1184
00:46:06,345 --> 00:46:07,804
Yeah.

1185
00:46:13,345 --> 00:46:16,053
Where to?

1186
00:46:16,136 --> 00:46:17,303
Not sure.

1187
00:46:19,387 --> 00:46:24,345
Have, uh,
an educated guess, or...

1188
00:46:24,428 --> 00:46:25,679
I'll probably turn around
before I even make it

1189
00:46:25,762 --> 00:46:27,345
to the airport.

1190
00:46:27,428 --> 00:46:28,970
No, you won't.

1191
00:46:37,679 --> 00:46:38,970
Baby?

1192
00:46:39,929 --> 00:46:41,220
Who knows?

1193
00:46:45,095 --> 00:46:46,470
Life, right?

1194
00:46:48,011 --> 00:46:49,011
[laughs]

1195
00:46:55,929 --> 00:46:57,762
Take care of them for me,
will you?

1196
00:46:58,929 --> 00:46:59,970
Promise?

1197
00:47:00,053 --> 00:47:01,345
Promise.

1198
00:47:04,470 --> 00:47:06,512
[Tami] That giant's name
is Seamus,

1199
00:47:06,595 --> 00:47:07,845
and he's trying to do
something to your dad

1200
00:47:07,929 --> 00:47:10,261
with salt water
and a turkey baster.

1201
00:47:12,011 --> 00:47:14,387
Oh, hi.

1202
00:47:14,470 --> 00:47:15,428
[Tami laughs]

1203
00:47:16,762 --> 00:47:18,178
A'ight, well,
you're not going anywhere

1204
00:47:18,261 --> 00:47:19,762
without a goodbye party,
all right?

1205
00:47:19,845 --> 00:47:21,553
No.
- Yes, we are throwing you

1206
00:47:21,637 --> 00:47:23,595
a party, so shut the fuck up
and have a good time.

1207
00:47:23,679 --> 00:47:25,845
All right, Gallaghers!

1208
00:47:25,929 --> 00:47:27,762
Party!

1209
00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:29,679
Yo!

1210
00:47:29,762 --> 00:47:31,553
So Fiona is going

1211
00:47:31,637 --> 00:47:33,220
and we are going to throw her
a big-ass party.

1212
00:47:33,303 --> 00:47:34,512
All right?

1213
00:47:34,595 --> 00:47:36,095
Going?
Going where?

1214
00:47:36,178 --> 00:47:37,053
Nobody knows.

1215
00:47:37,136 --> 00:47:38,095
Carl, you're on pizza

1216
00:47:38,178 --> 00:47:39,303
and beer, yeah?

1217
00:47:39,387 --> 00:47:40,345
- I'll drive.
- Okay.

1218
00:47:40,428 --> 00:47:41,261
[Debbie] I'll go get Liam.

1219
00:47:41,345 --> 00:47:42,261
All right, I'll round up

1220
00:47:42,345 --> 00:47:43,261
Kev and V and, uh,

1221
00:47:43,345 --> 00:47:44,345
get the barbecue from Lem's.

1222
00:47:44,428 --> 00:47:45,095
- You can drive?
- Yeah.

1223
00:47:45,178 --> 00:47:46,679
Great.

1224
00:47:46,762 --> 00:47:47,804
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Okay.

1225
00:47:47,887 --> 00:47:49,387
Here--wait.
Stop, no, for--

1226
00:47:49,470 --> 00:47:51,428
I can do it.
Sh--give me the sponge.

1227
00:47:51,512 --> 00:47:52,720
I can do it.

1228
00:47:52,804 --> 00:47:54,178
Get in there good, now.

1229
00:47:54,261 --> 00:47:56,053
- I know how to do it.
- Mm-hmm.

1230
00:47:56,136 --> 00:48:00,679
♪♪♪

1231
00:48:00,762 --> 00:48:02,303
[grunts]

1232
00:48:19,345 --> 00:48:21,011
[Frank] Going somewhere?

1233
00:48:21,095 --> 00:48:25,929
♪♪♪

1234
00:48:27,387 --> 00:48:29,762
Everybody leave?

1235
00:48:29,845 --> 00:48:31,887
They're out gathering supplies

1236
00:48:31,970 --> 00:48:34,261
for your bon voyage
celebration.

1237
00:48:36,679 --> 00:48:38,762
You skipping the fun?

1238
00:48:38,845 --> 00:48:40,053
Yeah.
Afraid if I stay,

1239
00:48:40,136 --> 00:48:41,387
I might never leave.

1240
00:48:41,470 --> 00:48:43,261
[laughs]

1241
00:48:46,053 --> 00:48:48,387
It's getting
a little tepid there, Seamus.

1242
00:48:48,470 --> 00:48:49,804
Could you heat up the water?

1243
00:48:49,887 --> 00:48:52,136
[water sloshing]

1244
00:48:58,136 --> 00:48:59,387
Seamus?

1245
00:48:59,470 --> 00:49:02,303
Debbie's idea.

1246
00:49:02,387 --> 00:49:03,679
Free.

1247
00:49:03,762 --> 00:49:06,887
[faucet running]

1248
00:49:19,261 --> 00:49:21,804
Well, I'll see you around.

1249
00:49:27,929 --> 00:49:29,929
You did a good job.

1250
00:49:30,011 --> 00:49:33,387
Monica wasn't up to it.
You stepped in and helped.

1251
00:49:33,470 --> 00:49:34,679
Thanks.

1252
00:49:36,136 --> 00:49:38,970
[scoffs]

1253
00:49:39,053 --> 00:49:40,512
"Helped."

1254
00:49:43,970 --> 00:49:46,428
I did it all, Frank.

1255
00:49:46,512 --> 00:49:49,428
[laughing] Yeah, well,

1256
00:49:49,512 --> 00:49:52,303
if that helps you sleep better.

1257
00:49:52,387 --> 00:49:55,303
♪ warm guitar music ♪

1258
00:49:55,387 --> 00:49:57,178
♪♪♪

1259
00:49:57,261 --> 00:49:58,804
See you around, Frank.

1260
00:49:58,887 --> 00:50:00,512
I doubt it.

1261
00:50:00,595 --> 00:50:03,553
Okay, lift me up.

1262
00:50:03,637 --> 00:50:05,345
Do my ass.

1263
00:50:05,428 --> 00:50:06,679
[door slams]

1264
00:50:06,762 --> 00:50:11,929
♪♪♪

1265
00:50:38,679 --> 00:50:42,011
[train rumbling]

1266
00:50:42,095 --> 00:50:47,220
♪♪♪

1267
00:50:59,595 --> 00:51:01,512
[door opens]

1268
00:51:01,595 --> 00:51:06,720
♪♪♪

1269
00:51:13,428 --> 00:51:15,303
Hey!

1270
00:51:15,387 --> 00:51:16,720
The barbecue is back.

1271
00:51:16,804 --> 00:51:18,428
They were out of chicken,

1272
00:51:18,512 --> 00:51:21,470
but I got extra ribs!

1273
00:51:21,553 --> 00:51:22,929
Come on down!

1274
00:51:23,011 --> 00:51:25,387
♪♪♪

1275
00:51:25,470 --> 00:51:26,679
Fiona!

1276
00:51:26,762 --> 00:51:31,887
♪♪♪

1277
00:51:33,387 --> 00:51:34,595
Fiona?

1278
00:51:34,679 --> 00:51:36,428
♪♪♪

1279
00:51:36,512 --> 00:51:37,428
Fiona!

1280
00:51:37,512 --> 00:51:39,011
♪♪♪

1281
00:51:39,095 --> 00:51:40,095
Hey.

1282
00:51:40,178 --> 00:51:45,220
♪♪♪

1283
00:52:06,637 --> 00:52:08,387
♪ Popping like the top
off a bottle ♪

1284
00:52:08,470 --> 00:52:09,762
♪ And I ain't stopping yet ♪

1285
00:52:09,845 --> 00:52:11,970
♪ Baby it's a brand new day ♪

1286
00:52:12,053 --> 00:52:15,470
♪ Ain't no clouds
hanging over me ♪

1287
00:52:15,553 --> 00:52:18,970
- Yo, big Phil!
- What's up, man?

1288
00:52:19,053 --> 00:52:21,095
♪ Gonna start today,
good morning ♪

1289
00:52:21,178 --> 00:52:23,095
[groans]

1290
00:52:23,178 --> 00:52:25,470
Think I'd make a shitty dad?

1291
00:52:25,553 --> 00:52:26,637
What?
No.

1292
00:52:26,720 --> 00:52:28,095
You'd make a great dad.

1293
00:52:28,178 --> 00:52:30,220
Why, you think
about having kids?

1294
00:52:30,303 --> 00:52:31,470
Tami's pregnant.

1295
00:52:31,553 --> 00:52:32,512
[Kev] No shit.

1296
00:52:32,595 --> 00:52:34,011
- Yep.
- Oh, man.

1297
00:52:34,095 --> 00:52:35,762
That's fantastic.
You're gonna love it.

1298
00:52:35,845 --> 00:52:37,053
Babies are the best.

1299
00:52:37,136 --> 00:52:38,887
I'm not sure
if she's interested

1300
00:52:38,970 --> 00:52:40,804
in me being too involved.

1301
00:52:40,887 --> 00:52:42,804
She said she thinks
I'd be a shitty dad.

1302
00:52:42,887 --> 00:52:44,428
- So.
- [Kev] Huh.

1303
00:52:44,512 --> 00:52:46,887
I, uh--I thought
since you were a great father,

1304
00:52:46,970 --> 00:52:48,804
- that you'd--
- Thank you.

1305
00:52:48,887 --> 00:52:50,762
♪ A Beatle on stage ♪

1306
00:52:50,845 --> 00:52:52,887
I don't know.
Maybe you'd have an opinion.

1307
00:52:52,970 --> 00:52:54,387
♪ Baby it's a brand new day ♪

1308
00:52:54,470 --> 00:52:55,929
About what makes
a good father?

1309
00:52:56,011 --> 00:52:59,011
Yeah.
I, uh...

1310
00:52:59,095 --> 00:53:01,178
I didn't have much
of a role model at home.

1311
00:53:01,261 --> 00:53:03,011
[beer can pops]

1312
00:53:03,095 --> 00:53:04,970
- Frank.
- Yeah.

1313
00:53:05,053 --> 00:53:06,428
No shit.

1314
00:53:06,512 --> 00:53:08,553
♪ Good morning ♪

1315
00:53:08,637 --> 00:53:11,303
I'm...not sure

1316
00:53:11,387 --> 00:53:13,387
if I even know
how to be a great father.

1317
00:53:15,136 --> 00:53:16,845
You just love 'em, man.

1318
00:53:16,929 --> 00:53:19,178
♪ It goes like this ♪

1319
00:53:19,261 --> 00:53:21,261
It's hard to fuck 'em up
if you just love 'em.

1320
00:53:21,345 --> 00:53:23,720
♪ But I got the feeling
right now ♪

1321
00:53:23,804 --> 00:53:25,595
You think you can do that?

1322
00:53:25,679 --> 00:53:27,428
♪ I've been down ♪

1323
00:53:27,512 --> 00:53:28,720
Yeah.

1324
00:53:28,804 --> 00:53:31,095
Yeah, I think so, too.

1325
00:53:31,178 --> 00:53:33,261
♪ I've been up,
I've been down ♪

1326
00:53:33,345 --> 00:53:36,011
♪ Do you got the feeling
right now? ♪

1327
00:53:36,095 --> 00:53:38,220
♪ Baby it's a brand new day ♪

1328
00:53:38,303 --> 00:53:42,095
♪ Ain't no clouds
hanging over me ♪

1329
00:53:42,178 --> 00:53:43,553
Holy shit.

1330
00:53:43,637 --> 00:53:45,095
What?

1331
00:53:45,178 --> 00:53:48,011
A check for $50,000

1332
00:53:48,095 --> 00:53:49,303
from Fiona.

1333
00:53:49,387 --> 00:53:51,053
Is there a note?

1334
00:53:51,136 --> 00:53:53,261
♪ Good morning ♪

1335
00:53:53,345 --> 00:53:55,220
"Love you."

1336
00:53:55,303 --> 00:53:57,095
Yeah, she does.

1337
00:53:57,178 --> 00:54:00,011
♪♪♪

1338
00:54:00,095 --> 00:54:02,303
[Veronica sighs]
All right!

1339
00:54:02,387 --> 00:54:05,261
♪ melancholy music ♪

1340
00:54:05,345 --> 00:54:10,261
♪♪♪

1341
00:54:11,887 --> 00:54:14,470
♪ Say it with your chest ♪

1342
00:54:14,553 --> 00:54:17,679
♪ Say it with your chest ♪

1343
00:54:17,762 --> 00:54:20,220
♪ Pray it work again ♪

1344
00:54:20,303 --> 00:54:22,428
♪ Putting diamonds
on my back ♪

1345
00:54:22,512 --> 00:54:24,720
♪ Putting diamonds
on my back, yeah ♪

1346
00:54:24,804 --> 00:54:27,428
♪ Say it with your chest ♪

1347
00:54:27,512 --> 00:54:28,762
Sorry.

1348
00:54:28,845 --> 00:54:30,762
♪ Say it with your chest ♪

1349
00:54:30,845 --> 00:54:33,387
♪ Pray it work again ♪

1350
00:54:33,470 --> 00:54:35,470
♪ Putting diamonds
on my back ♪

1351
00:54:35,553 --> 00:54:37,512
♪ Putting diamonds
on my back, yeah ♪

1352
00:54:37,595 --> 00:54:39,470
♪ But you know
if I waste my time ♪

1353
00:54:39,553 --> 00:54:41,470
That's my daughter, Sarah.
She really wanted

1354
00:54:41,553 --> 00:54:43,053
the window,
to see us take off,

1355
00:54:43,136 --> 00:54:44,720
if that's okay.
She's never been

1356
00:54:44,804 --> 00:54:45,720
on a plane before.

1357
00:54:45,804 --> 00:54:47,303
It's fine.

1358
00:54:47,387 --> 00:54:50,512
Let me know
if she bothers you.

1359
00:54:50,595 --> 00:54:52,428
I'm sure she won't bother me.

1360
00:54:52,512 --> 00:54:55,512
[Fiona] It's my first time
on a plane, too.

1361
00:54:55,595 --> 00:55:00,428
♪ Just like last,
last night ♪

1362
00:55:00,512 --> 00:55:04,387
♪ I want more out of life

1363
00:55:04,470 --> 00:55:07,595
♪ Than this ♪

1364
00:55:07,679 --> 00:55:10,637
♪ I want more ♪

1365
00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:13,845
♪ I want more ♪

1366
00:55:13,929 --> 00:55:17,637
♪ I want more out of life ♪

1367
00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:20,470
♪ Than this ♪

1368
00:55:20,553 --> 00:55:23,887
♪ I want more ♪

1369
00:55:23,970 --> 00:55:27,845
♪ I want more ♪

1370
00:55:27,929 --> 00:55:30,428
[clamoring]

1371
00:55:30,512 --> 00:55:35,345
♪♪♪

1372
00:55:52,679 --> 00:55:55,762
♪ I want more out of life ♪

1373
00:55:55,845 --> 00:55:59,011
♪ Than this ♪

1374
00:55:59,095 --> 00:56:02,011
♪ I want more ♪

1375
00:56:02,095 --> 00:56:05,053
♪ I want more ♪

1376
00:56:05,136 --> 00:56:08,345
♪ I want more out of life

1377
00:56:08,428 --> 00:56:11,345
♪ Than this ♪

1378
00:56:11,428 --> 00:56:14,845
♪ I want more ♪

1379
00:56:14,929 --> 00:56:18,011
♪ I want more ♪