1
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[grunts]

2
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Oh.
What the hell do you want?

3
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No!
No, no, no.

4
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I'm not gonna tell you
what happened last week.

5
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No.
I'm not gonna do it.

6
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It's fucking stupid.

7
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Just watch the show right now,

8
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and you'll figure it out,
all right?

9
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I'm gonna get hit on the head.
Would you back up, please?

10
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We're playing a game here.
Thank you.

11
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[man grunts]

12
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[laughs]

13
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- This all belongs to Debbie?
- [Mikey] Yeah.

14
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You get the fragrances.

15
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I'll get the shoes
and the dresses.

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<i>♪ upbeat rock music ♪</i>

17
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[phone clatters]

18
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Mikey, we did it.

19
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Port money.
We got money.

20
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We can go to the ER
for your disgusting

21
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and infected port thing.

22
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How's it going?

23
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Oh, you know, I'm crushing it.

24
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I lied before.

25
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I don't really know
how to make tamales.

26
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I just wanted to spend time
with you

27
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in a place
that smells like corn.

28
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'Cause you like me.

29
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No, this is not the place
that sells stolen goods

30
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as a side hustle.

31
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Unless you got
the secret password.

32
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- I'm Mimi.
- V.

33
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[Mimi] Do you wanna get
a nightcap, V?

34
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Maybe somewhere
that people aren't staring.

35
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Bye, best friends.
Have fun.

36
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Brings you to church?

37
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AA.
You?

38
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NMAA, new mom AA.

39
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I'm Sarah.

40
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[Farhad] Debbie!
O, captain, our captain!

41
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We're sticking it to the man.
We're on strike.

42
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You're Frank Gallagher's boy.

43
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Listen,
you're not welcome here, Liam.

44
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You gotta understand
that Frank and Monica

45
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wronged this family 20 ways
since Tuesday.

46
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But I'm just
the only black person

47
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in a house full of crackers.

48
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<i>♪ rock music ♪</i>

49
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<i>♪♪♪</i>

50
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<i>♪ Think of all</i>
<i>the luck you got ♪</i>

51
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<i>♪ Know that</i>
<i>it's not for naught ♪</i>

52
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<i>♪ You were beaming</i>
<i>once before ♪</i>

53
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<i>♪ But it's not like that</i>
<i>anymore ♪</i>

54
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<i>♪ What is this downside ♪</i>

55
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<i>♪ That you speak of? ♪</i>

56
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<i>♪ What is this feeling ♪</i>

57
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<i>♪ You're so sure of? ♪</i>

58
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<i>♪♪♪</i>

59
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<i>♪ Round up</i>
<i>the friends you got ♪</i>

60
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<i>♪ Know that</i>
<i>they're not for naught ♪</i>

61
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<i>♪ You were willing</i>
<i>once before ♪</i>

62
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<i>♪ But it's not like that</i>
<i>anymore ♪</i>

63
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<i>♪ What is this downside ♪</i>

64
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<i>♪ That you speak of ♪</i>

65
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<i>♪ What is this feeling ♪</i>

66
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<i>♪ You're so sure of? ♪</i>

67
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<i>♪ soft acoustic music ♪</i>

68
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<i>♪♪♪</i>

69
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[traffic rumbles]

70
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[coughs]

71
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[grunts]

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My pinto, Papa.

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[coughs]

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[moaning]

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That's our money, Debbie.

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[Debbie]
It was your money

77
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until you and La Cucaracha
over here stole all my shit.

78
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Now it belongs to me,
along with anything else

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you receive for the rest
of your silly, little life.

80
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That's bullshit.

81
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[Debbie] And I'm taking
the rest of the cash Fiona left

82
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into buying a car,

83
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something tangible
you guys can't squander.

84
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I can see you're emotional.
Let's just--

85
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I am as cool
as a motherfucking cucumber.

86
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Thank you
for your contribution.

87
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[coughing]

88
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What the hell?

89
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You--you got dialysis.

90
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I'm not 100 percent, Frank.

91
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I dreamed about my death
last night.

92
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How'd you die?

93
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Infected port.

94
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My father was there.
He was shaking his head.

95
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He was disappointed.
I let him down.

96
00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:05,120
How?

97
00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:07,914
What more could he
possibly want from a son?

98
00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:10,208
So many things.

99
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He worked like a dog, my dad.

100
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He had
a little shoe repair shop.

101
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He'd make keys.

102
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His dying wish was that
I'd become...

103
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a real businessman.

104
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[guttural noise]

105
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You wan--you wanna be
a businessman?

106
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Let's make you a businessman.

107
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Rise and shine, my pal.

108
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- I--I can't.
- You can't?

109
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You think Lee Iacocca ever said
"I can't"?

110
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Yeah.

111
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Didn't he die?

112
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[laughs]

113
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I rest my case.

114
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Come on.

115
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- [Frank] Okay, good.
- Oh, shit.

116
00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,414
- [Frank] One more.
- [Mikey] Oh!

117
00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:50,916
- [Frank grunts]
- [Mikey] Fuck 'em.

118
00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:52,501
- Hey!
- [Mikey] I'm dizzy.

119
00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:53,794
I am too.

120
00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:55,962
- I'm dizzy, Frank.
- Here's your shirt.

121
00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:58,799
- [Mikey] Get my back.
- [Frank] I got it.

122
00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:00,675
I thought you already had
a job.

123
00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:01,802
I do.

124
00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:03,678
Well, I did,
but we're on strike.

125
00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:05,722
And when you're on strike,
you don't get paid.

126
00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,849
So now,
I'm looking for another job.

127
00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:09,351
[Liam]
What's a strike?

128
00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,394
[Debbie] An excuse not to work
until management agrees

129
00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,021
to pay you more
and work you less.

130
00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:14,689
[Lip] Fucking Frank.

131
00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:16,691
[Debbie] But the Union
still wants us to walk around

132
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for four hours a day
with a sign, chanting shit.

133
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[Liam]
Is that what those are for?

134
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Yeah.

135
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- Hi.
- Hi.

136
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There we go.

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[Liam]
Hey, no more fake boob?

138
00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:33,834
What?
No, no, no.

139
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That thing really made
an impression on people, huh?

140
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Boobs will do that.

141
00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:39,881
[water running]

142
00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:42,467
- [Freddie coos]
- [Lip] I gotcha.

143
00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:43,969
[Debbie] You should put him
in the Pack 'n Play

144
00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,971
while you heat the milk up,
then make your coffee.

145
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Pro tip.

146
00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:48,306
[Lip]
All right.

147
00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:49,724
[Freddie coos]

148
00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:50,934
- Hey, you ready?
- [Liam] I thought being

149
00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:51,935
in a union meant
you made more money.

150
00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:53,562
Here we go.
Here we go.

151
00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:55,105
[Debbie] Not any more
in Trump's America.

152
00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,899
All right, I'm just gonna
put you here, okay?

153
00:05:57,983 --> 00:05:59,192
Daddy's gonna go
make some coffee.

154
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He's gonna be right back, okay?

155
00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,070
You're doing great, buddy.

156
00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:03,738
- You're doing so good.
- [Freddie cries]

157
00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:07,534
[Lip] I hear you, huh.
I hear you, I hear you.

158
00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:09,744
Pro tip: don't give out

159
00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:10,996
people's social security
numbers

160
00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:12,581
and tell Uncle Sam
where they were.

161
00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:14,249
How do you expect to get
an ATM card?

162
00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:16,418
Nobody wanted an ATM card.
All we wanted was cash.

163
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Sorry.

164
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[Freddie cries]

165
00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:25,135
How's Tami?

166
00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:29,431
She's better.
Out of ICU.

167
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Hopefully, she's out
of the hospital soon.

168
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[Freddie cries]

169
00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:34,311
Better be out of the hospital
soon.

170
00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:37,689
[rock music plays
over speakers]

171
00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:39,649
[Kev]
That's a relic.

172
00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,276
<i>♪♪♪</i>

173
00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:44,279
- I'll give you five for it.
- Mm.

174
00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:47,616
Pleasure doing business
with you.

175
00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:50,118
Tell your friends about us.
We buy and sell.

176
00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:51,536
[man]
Gonna love this.

177
00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,705
- Hey, V.
- Hey.

178
00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:55,415
[Mimi]
Can I get a bloody Mary?

179
00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:58,293
- I thought you had to work.
- That's why I need a bloody.

180
00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:00,545
These fucking black doctors...
no offense.

181
00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:02,422
None taken.
I'm not a doctor.

182
00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:04,633
[Mimi] I'm trying to get them
to prescribe this new drug

183
00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:08,470
for hypertension and diabetes,
but none of them gives a shit.

184
00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:09,638
[Veronica]
Too expensive?

185
00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:11,306
[Mimi] Mm,
no drug is too expensive

186
00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:12,515
if you have Medicare.

187
00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:14,309
It's these
damn marketing restrictions.

188
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See, back in the day,
I used to be able

189
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to just take 'em to dinner

190
00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:19,105
or some bullshit offsite
in Hawaii.

191
00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:20,690
They would write
all the scripts you wanted,

192
00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,692
but now it's all illegal.

193
00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:25,487
Mm, that's a bad thing?

194
00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:26,780
It is if you gotta eat.

195
00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:30,492
Look at you two.

196
00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:34,162
Like two friends
from that old show...

197
00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:35,330
<i>Friends.</i>

198
00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:36,873
Only there were
no black friends.

199
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Or Asian friends.

200
00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:39,584
Can I get you guys anything?

201
00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:42,170
Bag of SmartPop!, chardonnay?

202
00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:43,755
We're good, thanks.

203
00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:45,090
All right, just let me know.

204
00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:46,424
[Veronica] I don't know
what he's talking about.

205
00:07:46,508 --> 00:07:48,176
We don't even have chardonnay.

206
00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:52,013
<i>♪♪♪</i>

207
00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:53,765
Yo.

208
00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:56,017
How much you'd give me
for this?

209
00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:57,644
[dog whining]

210
00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,020
Nothing.

211
00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:01,690
Give me 20, and I'll throw in
the gay little vest for free.

212
00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:03,942
[Kev] That's Mrs. Zeigler's
emotional support animal.

213
00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:06,194
Take him back right now, man.

214
00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:08,780
The poor woman's
probably losing her shit.

215
00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:13,868
[dog whining]

216
00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:15,370
Unbelievable.

217
00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:17,372
At least you didn't become
an artist.

218
00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:19,833
Those guys died poor.

219
00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:22,877
Monet, Van Gogh, all of 'em,

220
00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:25,714
except for the guy
that--that drew Snoopy.

221
00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:28,383
Well, he was funnier
than all of 'em.

222
00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:29,718
Snoopy cracked me up.

223
00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:31,052
- Yeah.
- Ha.

224
00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,932
Well, here we are.

225
00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:39,269
What does this have to do
with being a businessman?

226
00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:40,395
If you're gonna go
into business,

227
00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:43,189
the first thing you're gonna
need is capital.

228
00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:45,275
Wait.

229
00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,779
Today is your lucky day.

230
00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:52,991
Me and my friend here,
we're the wish granters.

231
00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:54,492
So, if you really want
your wish to come true,

232
00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:56,953
you're gonna wanna give
that coin to me.

233
00:08:57,037 --> 00:09:00,081
But only if you want
the wish to come true.

234
00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:01,332
Really?

235
00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:03,752
Absolutely.
That's why we're here.

236
00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:05,587
Scrape up all the coins
in the fountain

237
00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,589
so we can make all the wishes
come true.

238
00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:09,007
What do you wish for?

239
00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,385
My dog Steve ran away.

240
00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,262
I wish he'd come home.

241
00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:16,598
Well, put food in his bowl,

242
00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,683
'cause Steve will be home
before you know it.

243
00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,393
Thank you!

244
00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:24,773
Make a wish.

245
00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:26,232
Nah, I don't believe in stuff
like that.

246
00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:27,776
Make a wish.
What can it hurt?

247
00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:30,028
Plus, we're just gonna
wade in and get it.

248
00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:36,701
[coin plops]

249
00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:37,285
You wish you were
a businessman?

250
00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:39,662
- Yeah.
- Too bad.

251
00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,331
You should have wished
for a new port.

252
00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,332
Oh, well.

253
00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:45,460
See those guys over there?

254
00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:49,380
These squares.
Expense account, healthcare.

255
00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:52,217
Look at that breakfast burrito,
size of a baby.

256
00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,010
[chuckles]

257
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,513
Those guys are suckers.

258
00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,849
I wanted to be like them.

259
00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,769
I went to college
and everything, job...

260
00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:05,313
No, shit?
You went to college?

261
00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:07,232
Me too.
Northwestern.

262
00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:09,067
Malcolm X.

263
00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:12,362
Good school.
Community college, but...

264
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:13,613
What happened?

265
00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:17,033
I told you what happened.

266
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,702
I bought a Blockbuster
video store with my pop,

267
00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:22,330
lost everything,
the muffler shop,

268
00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:24,124
the car, the house.

269
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,169
My father committed suicide.

270
00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:33,133
Shit.
That sounds...depressing.

271
00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:35,802
But today's a new day.

272
00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:36,678
You wanna be a businessman?

273
00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:40,306
You gotta think like
a businessman.

274
00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:42,684
I have no idea what that means.

275
00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:46,479
It means we're gonna need
some new threads.

276
00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:51,401
Ooh.

277
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,288
- [Lip] Hey.
- Hey, Lip.

278
00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:06,040
[woman speaking indistinctly]

279
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,500
Hi.

280
00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:10,962
[woman] I actually started
boiling some cabbage.

281
00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:13,381
You're new.
What's your name?

282
00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:14,716
Uh, me--Lip.

283
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:17,260
I got a baby, uh, boy.

284
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,846
Welcome.
This is a safe space.

285
00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:20,930
Thank you.

286
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,558
Totally.
Does your wife work or...

287
00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:24,100
Oh, no, we're--we're
not married, actually.

288
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:27,437
[Paige]
Good.

289
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,813
Um.

290
00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:31,149
Yeah, she's still
in the hospital, um...

291
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:33,067
Oh, I'm so sorry.
What happened?

292
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,277
A C-section.

293
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:37,113
Uh, there were
some complications.

294
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,698
Hope she makes it.

295
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,534
Yeah, she's, uh--she's out
of ICU.

296
00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:42,660
She's getting better.

297
00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:45,038
Poor thing.
Can I bring you dinner?

298
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,291
No.
Thank you, though.

299
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,418
- That's very nice.
- [Paige] You sure?

300
00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:51,836
- Yeah, yeah. No.
- I'd be happy to.

301
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,504
[Gina] You don't want
that dinner.

302
00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,673
Woman can't warm up
a Hot Pocket.

303
00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,926
Let me give you my number
in case you need anything.

304
00:11:58,009 --> 00:11:59,761
Anything.

305
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,554
- [Gina] What's your number?
- My number is: I like anal.

306
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:02,931
Hey, whoa.

307
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:06,768
Thank you, Paige.
Okay, why don't we get started?

308
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,687
We're here because being
a new parent is hard.

309
00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:11,606
Being a new parent
while trying to stay sober--

310
00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:13,816
Harder than my dick
at a Bublé concert.

311
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,610
[Sarah] Point is,
as a sober mother myself,

312
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:18,613
I know
what you're going through.

313
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,406
All you wanna do is drink
a fifth,

314
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,367
house a lasagna,
and hide in a dumpster

315
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:23,826
until that baby stops crying.

316
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,203
[sniffles]

317
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:26,996
[Sarah]
And that's why we're here,

318
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:30,541
to learn how to raise strong,
independent children,

319
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:31,626
and to take care of ourselves.

320
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:34,629
I have three
beautiful children,

321
00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:37,131
and last week, I read a book.

322
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:39,050
- Wow.
- You fucking kidding me?

323
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,927
How do you have the time?

324
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:43,304
You know, Paige,
I put myself first.

325
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:44,931
That's how.

326
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:48,226
In the words of Gandhi,
"Fuck everybody."

327
00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:51,020
Self-sufficient children
are happy children.

328
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:55,316
[train roars]

329
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,072
[tires screech]

330
00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:05,660
[engine rumbles]

331
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:08,705
<i>speaking Spanish</i>

332
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,666
[upbeat music plays
on the stereo]

333
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:14,711
[vocalist singing in Spanish]

334
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:18,589
<i>♪♪♪</i>

335
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,175
<i>♪ dramatic Latin music ♪</i>

336
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:24,095
[clicking]

337
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:27,932
<i>♪♪♪</i>

338
00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:30,101
[clickers clacking]

339
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:38,151
<i>speaking Spanish</i>

340
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,778
What's going on?

341
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:41,988
<i>♪ No imitation ♪</i>

342
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:44,741
<i>♪ The one, I am original ♪</i>

343
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,285
<i>♪♪♪</i>

344
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:48,411
<i>speaking Spanish</i>

345
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,663
<i>♪ My reputation ♪</i>

346
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:51,873
<i>♪ I'm that bitch ♪</i>

347
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:55,960
<i>♪ Yeah, you already know ♪</i>

348
00:13:57,086 --> 00:14:00,506
<i>♪ Ooh, ooh ♪</i>

349
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:02,550
<i>♪ I'm a confident woman ♪</i>

350
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,762
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

351
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,013
<i>♪ Ooh... ♪</i>

352
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,556
[pounding on door]

353
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:13,561
<i>♪ I know what I'm doing ♪</i>

354
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:14,854
<i>Buenos días.</i>

355
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,315
<i>speaking Spanish</i>

356
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:19,734
I don't have a green card.
I'm a U. S. citizen.

357
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,611
I'm sure you have an ID.

358
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,280
[dog barking]

359
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,157
You got a search warrant?

360
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,451
I do not, don't need one.

361
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,244
I'm not searching for anything.

362
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:34,916
We received information
that there are

363
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,751
undocumented immigrants
living here.

364
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:39,337
- You know anything about that?
- Nope.

365
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,756
[officer]
Sir, I wasn't asking you.

366
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,257
No, sir.

367
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:49,597
Congratulations.
You can drive.

368
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:54,060
I need to see additional proof
of citizenship,

369
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,187
passport,
social security card...

370
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:58,731
This is racial profiling.

371
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,733
You wouldn't be asking that
if she wasn't a woman of color.

372
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,318
I'm an immigration agent, sir.

373
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,444
I'm simply here
to keep you safe.

374
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:06,989
Come on, Anne, you don't gotta
show this guy shit.

375
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,950
Here you go, Adolf.

376
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,494
How'd you know my name's Adolf?

377
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:16,249
It smells good in here.
What you cookin', good lookin'?

378
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,461
Tamales, for breakfast.

379
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:21,796
Damn.

380
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:23,506
If only we would have gotten
here a little bit earlier.

381
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:27,468
Yeah, maybe next time,
'cause we will be back.

382
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,011
Don't you worry.

383
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,014
I'm not worried.

384
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,143
You remind me of a little dog,
always barking.

385
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,103
Ruff, ruff.

386
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,855
[both scoff]

387
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:47,155
What a gorgeous display
of Goodwill sartorial splendor.

388
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:52,326
You ever read that book
<i>Dress for Success</i> ?

389
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,786
No.

390
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:57,415
Me neither, but the title's
self-explanatory.

391
00:15:57,498 --> 00:16:01,836
You wanna be a businessman,
you gotta look the part.

392
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:05,506
Oh, gorgeous.

393
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,841
Here.

394
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:16,017
Can we try something
a little more conservative?

395
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,477
You gotta trust me here, Mikey.

396
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:19,979
I'm good with color.

397
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,981
Just so you know,
I'm not a red man.

398
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,483
I like a nice velar.

399
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:27,153
Okay, I don't know
what that means,

400
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:30,865
but we'll make sure
you look damn dapper.

401
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:34,118
Uh, oh, yeah.

402
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:35,453
Yeah.

403
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:40,708
A pocket square to tie it
all together.

404
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,295
Just damn.

405
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:47,715
One man's trash is
another man's treasure.

406
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:50,551
You are ready to go, good sir.

407
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:53,471
But first, let's get ourselves
a hot, nutritious breakfast.

408
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,056
Where you wanna go?

409
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:57,225
The Residence Inn has
a waffle maker.

410
00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:58,267
Just staying.

411
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,477
I do like waffles.

412
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,854
But the Double Tree has
fresh fruit.

413
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,314
Anybody got sausage?

414
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,733
- Links or patties?
- Patties.

415
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,736
Boom.
Hope you're hungry.

416
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,238
Always.

417
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:12,698
Put your pants on.
I gotta find something.

418
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:17,912
Morning.

419
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,497
Hey, Mavar, what's up?

420
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,832
Afraid I'm the bearer
of some sad news.

421
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:24,460
Great-Aunt Addie is dead.

422
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,045
Oh, wow.

423
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,755
And I know you two didn't
spend much time together,

424
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,590
but you were family
and she loved you.

425
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,259
Okay.

426
00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:33,094
How'd she die?

427
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:35,137
Homicide?
Stray bullet?

428
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,139
Racist cop
with an itchy trigger finger?

429
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,933
What?
No, the woman was 82.

430
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,101
She died in her sleep.

431
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:41,602
So a heroin overdose?

432
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:44,355
No, look, I know everyone
processes grief differently,

433
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:47,483
but this is
your great-great-aunt,

434
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,902
twice removed on your
third cousin's s--well...

435
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,737
look, I'm not exactly sure
what the genealogy is,

436
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:52,947
but it'd be great
if you could attend

437
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,490
the homecoming tonight
with the rest of the family

438
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,616
at the funeral home.

439
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:56,659
A homecoming?

440
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:57,827
Yeah, in our family,

441
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,328
when we lose someone we love,
we get together

442
00:17:59,412 --> 00:17:59,954
and celebrate
that person's life.

443
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,247
There gonna be booze?

444
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:06,294
Man, those Gallaghers
really did a number on you.

445
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:08,713
Look, it's gonna be okay.

446
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:10,590
Wait, hold on.

447
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:13,509
Is there something in your ear?

448
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,011
That's not mine.

449
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,637
Well, it was in your ear.

450
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:21,183
Have a great day, Liam.
I'll see you tonight.

451
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:28,649
[engine turns over]

452
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:29,400
What the hell?

453
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,362
[sighs]

454
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,324
<i>♪ upbeat soulful music ♪</i>

455
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:41,454
<i>♪♪♪</i>

456
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:47,752
<i>♪ We could greet the sun</i>
<i>in the morning ♪</i>

457
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:51,672
<i>♪ Walk among the stars</i>
<i>at night ♪</i>

458
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:54,842
<i>♪ They say every sign's</i>
<i>a warning ♪</i>

459
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:57,595
<i>♪ And I guess they... ♪</i>

460
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,347
You're gonna wanna put
the mini bagel

461
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,515
on the little conveyor belt
so that it's toasted

462
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:04,018
by the time you wanna sit down.

463
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,436
<i>♪♪♪</i>

464
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:08,189
<i>♪ Come here to sleep ♪</i>

465
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:10,024
<i>♪♪♪</i>

466
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:12,860
<i>♪ Not there,</i>
<i>but I'm on my way ♪</i>

467
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:15,196
How'd you sleep last night?

468
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,864
Like a baby.

469
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,200
I always sleep better
when I'm on the road.

470
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,785
- Ditto that.
- [Mikey] Yeah.

471
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:23,913
<i>♪ Come along with me ♪</i>

472
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:29,210
<i>♪ Let me take you to the sun ♪</i>

473
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,754
<i>♪ Hey, come along...♪</i>

474
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,047
- [Frank] Your bagel.
- Oh, my bagel, my bagel.

475
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:37,259
<i>♪ Let me take you to the sun ♪</i>

476
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,928
Oh, shit.
Oh.

477
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,513
Ow.

478
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:46,477
Five bucks?

479
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:51,774
[Megan]
Debbie?

480
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,902
It's Megan.

481
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:57,446
Oh, shit.
Hey.

482
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,864
Last time I saw you,

483
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,533
you were getting
dragged out of D-Hall.

484
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,535
[scoffs]
Assholes.

485
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:04,245
What's that green thing?

486
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,162
[Megan]
That's a mango.

487
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,289
[Debbie]
That's what a mango looks like?

488
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,749
Yeah.

489
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:10,960
Hmm.
Who are all these kids?

490
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,128
They're mine.

491
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,295
All of 'em?

492
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,172
Yeah, you know,
it's different baby daddies.

493
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:16,799
Oh, my gosh, damn.

494
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,551
How do you afford
to feed 'em all?

495
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:19,927
- You marry rich?
- [Megan] I got a good lawyer.

496
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,972
It's child support,
and all the fathers contribute.

497
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:23,764
Really?

498
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,474
Some more than others,
obviously.

499
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,143
So, like, the more they give me
in child support,

500
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,602
the better clothes I get
for the kid.

501
00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:29,854
Huh.
No shit?

502
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:31,981
Yeah, that's why Moesha is
wearing Ralph Lauren,

503
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:35,276
and is Chip is wearing shit
from Goodwill.

504
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:36,527
Huh.

505
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:38,988
Chip, you get
what Daddy pays for.

506
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,156
Is this Franny?

507
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:40,448
Yeah.

508
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:42,992
Hey.

509
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:45,536
What's going on here

510
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,246
with these clothes?

511
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:48,539
Is Derek, like,
a deadbeat dad?

512
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:50,791
No.

513
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,626
I mean, he offered to pay
child support,

514
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:54,462
but he wanted partial custody.

515
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:55,546
So I said "No."

516
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:59,592
Shared custody is a godsend.
It's a free babysitter.

517
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:00,926
Let him have the kid
one night a week.

518
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:03,888
That's when you go out.
You bust out your humps.

519
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:07,183
You go to a bar,
and you get that pie cream.

520
00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:09,977
Yeah, I think I know
what you mean.

521
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,312
You gotta earn that sperm.

522
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:14,231
A sperm deposit is
a bank deposit.

523
00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:16,317
Yeah, maybe.

524
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,318
Maybe.

525
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:18,486
Either way,

526
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:21,155
I would definitely
revisit the Derek situation.

527
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:23,491
Milk him for everything
you can get.

528
00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:25,117
Thanks.

529
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,495
Oh, my God.

530
00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:29,371
Look at that fine-looking Jew.

531
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,291
You know that man has
a good job.

532
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,252
I gotta go.

533
00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:37,838
Okay, good seeing you, Megan.

534
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:39,381
[Megan] Come on.
Come on.

535
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:42,051
- Okay, okay.
- [child babbles]

536
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:45,054
Hmm?
Shalom.

537
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,475
That woman that was crying
that one time, is she okay?

538
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,602
Oh, Minal, suffering from
postpartum depression.

539
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,270
Sucks.

540
00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:56,190
Also known as "Weeps McGee",
"Tears for Fears",

541
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:59,902
"Emily Post-Partum,"
and "The Crying Game."

542
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,445
God bless her.

543
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:03,197
Okay.

544
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,032
The one who never stops
giving you medical updates

545
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:06,075
on her vagina.

546
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,077
Yes, deep, deep details.
Yeah.

547
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,036
[Sarah]
That's Sharon.

548
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:10,037
Needless to say

549
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,539
we call her "Over-Sharon",

550
00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:13,165
but not to her face.

551
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:16,377
What's your nickname?

552
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,796
I don't have a nickname.

553
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:21,257
At least that I know of.
I'm too normal.

554
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,467
- [Lip] Uh-oh.
- [Sarah] What?

555
00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:24,969
Only crazy people say that.

556
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,846
[Sarah laughs]

557
00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:30,641
Oh, that, uh--that lady
with the fake baby,

558
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:31,767
what's--what's going on there?

559
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,644
Oh, Gina.

560
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:35,437
She lost her baby
during childbirth.

561
00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,565
Supposedly, her therapist said
the doll would

562
00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:40,484
help her overcome the loss.

563
00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:42,486
Wow, that'd suck.

564
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,071
That's terrible.

565
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,576
What's her nickname?

566
00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:50,077
Batshit Gina.

567
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,871
You guys are
a sympathetic group, huh?

568
00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:55,249
Again, we only call her that
behind her back.

569
00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,169
Sorry about your baby mama.

570
00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:00,880
I had complications
with my first C-section too.

571
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:03,465
She's gonna be fine.

572
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:04,925
Yeah, I hope so.

573
00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:08,262
So, what do you do
when you're not

574
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:12,141
in AA or...whatever?

575
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,101
I teach babies how to swim.

576
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:15,811
What?
Bullshit.

577
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,105
I do!
I'm an infant swim instructor.

578
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,607
That's a thing?

579
00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:21,650
Yeah, it's good for them.

580
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,152
Builds muscle,

581
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:25,988
improves coordination
and balance, sleep...

582
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:27,948
Right before they drown.

583
00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,325
They've been swimming
for nine months

584
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:30,910
in amniotic fluid.

585
00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:32,786
A swimming pool's no different.

586
00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:33,829
Yeah, but it is.

587
00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:36,790
I can get Fred in the water
when he's six months.

588
00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:38,792
No.
No, no, no thank you.

589
00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:39,752
No.

590
00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:41,170
Trust me,
if you ever want a life,

591
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,297
the sooner he learns
the better.

592
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:44,298
Come by the Y today,

593
00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:45,716
and I'll show you
how it's done.

594
00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:50,054
[Frank]
How you feeling, buddy?

595
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:51,597
Much better.

596
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,974
I just think
I needed to eat something.

597
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,268
[dishes clang]

598
00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:57,937
- [Frank] Work charts.
- Last quarter.

599
00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:58,687
- [Frank] Flowcharts.
- Trending.

600
00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:00,564
- [Frank] Yeah.
- Dividends.

601
00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:02,274
- Absolutely.
- [Mikey] Reinvest.

602
00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:03,817
- Well, you got to.
- [Mikey] Points.

603
00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:05,110
Offshore.

604
00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:06,820
I think it's probably time
for us to make our move.

605
00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:08,489
What move?

606
00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:10,324
See the two guys
sitting behind ya?

607
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:14,828
When they go back
to the buffet, do what I do.

608
00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:16,622
Okay, okay.

609
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:18,707
We should probably keep going.

610
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:19,833
- Show time.
- [Mikey] Show time.

611
00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:21,043
- Go.
- [Mikey] Yeah.

612
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:24,004
<i>♪ upbeat rock music ♪</i>

613
00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:29,134
<i>♪♪♪</i>

614
00:24:29,927 --> 00:24:32,429
<i>♪ Hey ♪</i>

615
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:39,645
What's my name?

616
00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:41,188
Uh, Bethany.

617
00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:43,023
That's us.

618
00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:48,028
<i>♪♪♪</i>

619
00:24:48,112 --> 00:24:50,030
[tires squeal]

620
00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:52,282
<i>♪♪♪</i>

621
00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:53,909
The dude is suspect.

622
00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:55,452
What dude, Mavar?

623
00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:56,745
Yeah.

624
00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:58,831
I really think you're gonna
enjoy these, Mrs. Ranson.

625
00:24:58,914 --> 00:24:59,790
Please,
tell all your friends about us.

626
00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:01,875
Yeah.

627
00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:04,044
Hey.
Yo!

628
00:25:04,128 --> 00:25:05,838
Yo, crackhead!

629
00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:08,215
What are you gonna do,

630
00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:09,216
steal it and try
to sell it back to me?

631
00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:11,051
I am not a crackhead.

632
00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:13,012
Oh, but you are a thief,
though?

633
00:25:13,095 --> 00:25:14,513
Hey. Yeah.

634
00:25:14,596 --> 00:25:16,056
Man, get out of here.

635
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:19,184
[indistinct chatter]

636
00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:23,188
Seriously,
something's not right.

637
00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:25,899
Agreed, you don't play
basketball at Georgetown

638
00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:28,777
and then become
a used car salesman.

639
00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:31,572
- Unless...
- What?

640
00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:32,906
I don't have an unless.

641
00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:34,742
I'm just saying
you don't see that a lot.

642
00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:36,827
What do you think, V?

643
00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:38,203
What does this guy want
from me?

644
00:25:38,287 --> 00:25:40,414
Nothing, he's just
a conscious brother.

645
00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:41,790
That's all.

646
00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:43,292
[Liam] Maybe, but he's also
a boring brother.

647
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,294
Can't argue with you there.

648
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,421
Man kept score
at the baseball game,

649
00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:48,922
brought a little pencil
and everything.

650
00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:50,758
How do you not trust
the jumbotron?

651
00:25:50,841 --> 00:25:52,009
Trust the jumbotron.

652
00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:53,260
[Kev]
He kept score?

653
00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:55,846
Then put the scoresheets
in a little memory box.

654
00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:58,140
- No, he didn't.
- He showed it to us.

655
00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:01,435
Dead butterflies in there too.
I think I even saw a stamp.

656
00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:02,644
Oh, my God.

657
00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:04,688
Yeah, he told me
an African folktale

658
00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:05,939
the other day.

659
00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:08,108
- It lasted two hours.
- [Kev] That's too long.

660
00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:09,735
And I think that was
just part one.

661
00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:12,780
And then there's this.

662
00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:14,073
[TV announcer]
<i>...Comes back.</i>

663
00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:15,949
<i>A little high</i>
<i>on the check swing.</i>

664
00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:17,117
A quarter?

665
00:26:17,201 --> 00:26:18,744
Dude pulled that shit
out of my ear.

666
00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:20,788
He did what?

667
00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:22,790
It's a magic trick.

668
00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:24,291
He pulled that out of your ear?

669
00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:26,376
It's the dark arts, V.

670
00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:28,337
The man is obviously
trying to lure Liam

671
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,047
into some kind of cult.

672
00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:51,360
[soft piano music plays]

673
00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:52,528
[woman weeping]

674
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,988
- Yes?
- Hi, Pepa.

675
00:26:55,072 --> 00:26:56,198
Is Derek here?

676
00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:57,908
Debbie, what do you want?

677
00:26:57,991 --> 00:26:59,827
That is between Derek and me.

678
00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:01,662
My husband's gone.

679
00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:02,746
Gone where?

680
00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:04,248
Is he stateside or overseas?

681
00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:06,041
'Cause I really need
to speak with him.

682
00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,001
Derek is dead.

683
00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:09,837
Yeah, yeah.
Knock that shit off.

684
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:11,797
Seriously, where is he?

685
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:15,175
<i>♪♪♪</i>

686
00:27:15,259 --> 00:27:18,178
[woman sobbing]

687
00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:21,515
Oh, shit.
You're serious.

688
00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:24,601
Wait, is he dead or a hostage?

689
00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:27,187
'Cause that yellow ribbon
and the flag at half-mast

690
00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:28,730
are kind of confusing.

691
00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:30,065
I'm sorry, Debbie,

692
00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:31,525
but you're not welcome here,
all right?

693
00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:34,319
<i>♪♪♪</i>

694
00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:36,196
[piano music muffled]

695
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,573
Huh.

696
00:27:39,241 --> 00:27:44,121
Pens, business magazine,
paper clips...

697
00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:46,039
what a loser.

698
00:27:46,123 --> 00:27:47,958
Take the magazine.

699
00:27:50,961 --> 00:27:52,963
Well, if this isn't a sign,
I don't know what is.

700
00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:54,464
What is it?

701
00:27:54,548 --> 00:27:58,427
"The Art of Self-Promotion"
at the convention center.

702
00:27:58,510 --> 00:27:59,678
Maybe we could sell 'em.

703
00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:00,929
Sell 'em?
We're going.

704
00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,806
Wait, I thought you were
going to SoulCycle.

705
00:28:03,974 --> 00:28:05,309
Change of plans.

706
00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:12,691
[man]
Yeah, with bacon, medium rare.

707
00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:14,902
[door opens]

708
00:28:14,985 --> 00:28:17,988
[indistinct chatter]

709
00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:24,369
Well,
the fucking caravan is back.

710
00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:25,787
Oh, relax.
They're good people.

711
00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:26,914
Not for business.

712
00:28:26,997 --> 00:28:28,749
Every day,
they come in and take over

713
00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:30,751
like it's their own personal
business center.

714
00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:32,085
They buy, like,
one Mountain Dew

715
00:28:32,169 --> 00:28:34,796
and sit around for hours,
sucking down my Wi-Fi.

716
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,049
How the hell do they even know
the password?

717
00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:39,635
Uh, probably 'cause I gave it
to them.

718
00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,553
Jesus.

719
00:28:41,637 --> 00:28:43,055
I have one password
in my life, Carl,

720
00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:44,264
use it for everything.

721
00:28:44,348 --> 00:28:45,515
Oh, sorry.

722
00:28:45,599 --> 00:28:46,642
You should probably use
more than one, you know.

723
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,769
Throw in a capital
or a dollar sign or something.

724
00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:50,395
No shit.

725
00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:53,106
What's her problem?

726
00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:54,358
[Carl]
I don't know.

727
00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:57,653
Hey, but we can watch Netflix
on our phones now.

728
00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:58,904
<i>Que pasa?</i>

729
00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:01,198
Bad news.
ICE got the Mendozas.

730
00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:03,116
Shit.
Which ones?

731
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,952
The fat ones.
The skinny ones got away.

732
00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:05,577
I think we need to move
somewhere else

733
00:29:05,661 --> 00:29:07,454
until things cool down.

734
00:29:07,537 --> 00:29:09,122
Where?

735
00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:10,958
- Under the bridge.
- Too crowded.

736
00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:12,793
What about that place
with a house?

737
00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:14,044
Do you mind the driving?

738
00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:15,295
[Anne]
That wasn't bad.

739
00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:17,297
And this time of year,
the rail yard's nice.

740
00:29:17,381 --> 00:29:18,465
Wait, hold up.

741
00:29:18,548 --> 00:29:19,967
If you need a place
to lay low for a while,

742
00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:21,385
you can stay at my house.

743
00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:24,304
- Really?
- Yeah, of course.

744
00:29:24,388 --> 00:29:26,014
I'm not gonna let you sleep
in a rail yard.

745
00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:29,851
Thank you, Carl.

746
00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:32,854
<i>♪ rock music ♪</i>

747
00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:36,066
<i>♪♪♪</i>

748
00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:39,987
<i>speaking Spanish</i>

749
00:29:40,070 --> 00:29:43,490
<i>♪♪♪</i>

750
00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:45,325
[man] You're the best, Mavar.
Thanks, brother.

751
00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:46,660
[Mavar] I know.
I apologize.

752
00:29:46,743 --> 00:29:48,495
I should have told you
it didn't take diesel fuel

753
00:29:48,578 --> 00:29:49,788
when I sold you the car.

754
00:29:49,871 --> 00:29:51,081
I'll let you know
when it's fixed.

755
00:29:51,164 --> 00:29:52,499
- Meanwhile, enjoy the Ford.
- Thanks again.

756
00:29:52,582 --> 00:29:53,291
Hey, my pleasure.
Appreciate your business.

757
00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:55,252
Yeah.

758
00:29:56,586 --> 00:29:57,671
[Mavar] All right,
have a good one, man.

759
00:29:57,754 --> 00:29:58,672
[man]
Yeah.

760
00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:02,175
[door opens]

761
00:30:02,259 --> 00:30:03,760
What's your deal, Mavar?

762
00:30:03,844 --> 00:30:05,887
- Liam?
- Are you in a cult?

763
00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:07,055
What?

764
00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:09,099
I just watched that dude
play you.

765
00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:11,393
He put the wrong kind of gas
in his car

766
00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:12,978
and you give him a loaner.

767
00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:14,730
That's right out of the Bible.

768
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:17,357
R.J. needs a car for work,
so I loaned him one.

769
00:30:17,441 --> 00:30:18,692
That's what we do.

770
00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:20,569
We help each other out,
lift each other up.

771
00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:22,070
"We" as in the cult?

772
00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:24,614
"We" as in responsible
black men.

773
00:30:24,698 --> 00:30:28,326
Well, what you should have done
is charged dumbass 1,000 bucks

774
00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:29,786
for violating a warranty.

775
00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:31,580
There is no warranty.

776
00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:33,623
He doesn't know that.

777
00:30:33,707 --> 00:30:35,834
Look, I sell used cars, Liam.

778
00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:38,128
But if I can make
just one person's day

779
00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:40,422
a little better,
a little brighter,

780
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:41,965
then that's a very good day.

781
00:30:42,049 --> 00:30:43,508
Is it?

782
00:30:43,592 --> 00:30:44,885
[chuckles]
You're hilarious, man.

783
00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:48,221
Look, I'll see you later on
at the homecoming, okay?

784
00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:49,681
Lots of people excited
to meet you.

785
00:30:49,765 --> 00:30:52,809
[buttons clacking]

786
00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:56,980
Oh, you crushed it,
and you're here to celebrate

787
00:30:57,064 --> 00:30:59,149
I suck and I'm here
for a Bad Dog rocks.

788
00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:00,609
What happened?

789
00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:02,319
These doctors, man,
they hate me.

790
00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:03,570
Half of them
won't even meet with me.

791
00:31:03,653 --> 00:31:05,405
How you know they hate you,
then?

792
00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:08,366
Because I'm Asian
and they're black.

793
00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:10,327
Why do black people hate
Asians?

794
00:31:10,410 --> 00:31:12,162
'Cause in a crowd,
you push and shove,

795
00:31:12,245 --> 00:31:13,455
and your tiny, little noses.

796
00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:14,581
Do those things even work?

797
00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:16,666
Okay, why do black people think
they're so much cooler

798
00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:17,751
than everybody else?

799
00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:18,794
'Cause we are,
and don't you dare bring up

800
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:21,254
Carlton or that brother
from <i>Star Trek.</i>

801
00:31:21,338 --> 00:31:22,297
They aren't real.

802
00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:24,132
What the hell is Freaknik?

803
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:25,592
You won't have to
worry about it,

804
00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:26,968
'cause you not invited.

805
00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:29,012
Why are black people so loud
in movies?

806
00:31:29,096 --> 00:31:30,931
Why y'all take
so many selfies?

807
00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:34,142
- Why are we friends again?
- 'Cause I'm adorable.

808
00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:36,478
[upbeat music plays
over speakers]

809
00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:38,438
<i>♪♪♪</i>

810
00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:39,523
Stupid doctors.
You know what?

811
00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:41,066
You should just come with me.

812
00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:42,901
Maybe they'll listen
to a black woman.

813
00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:44,569
I read the material.
What's the problem?

814
00:31:44,653 --> 00:31:46,738
Me, I'm the problem.
I'm Asian.

815
00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:49,366
[sighs]
Mimi, doctors are smart people.

816
00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:51,743
You just need to bring them
a jar of pickles.

817
00:31:51,827 --> 00:31:52,828
Pickles?

818
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,621
Doctors like pickles?

819
00:31:54,704 --> 00:31:55,872
Who cares
what the doctors love?

820
00:31:55,956 --> 00:31:57,457
They're not for the doctors.
They're for the office manager.

821
00:31:57,541 --> 00:31:59,709
She's your gatekeeper.

822
00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:00,710
What does this have to do
with pickles?

823
00:32:00,794 --> 00:32:03,338
Pickles provide essential
vitamins, minerals,

824
00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:04,631
and antioxidants;
improve digestion

825
00:32:04,714 --> 00:32:06,800
and liver protection.

826
00:32:06,883 --> 00:32:09,427
Basically, the same benefits
as your drug.

827
00:32:09,511 --> 00:32:10,637
Oh, shit.

828
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:11,805
How do you know so much
about pickles?

829
00:32:11,888 --> 00:32:14,224
Tell the office manager
that your drug is like

830
00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:16,309
a jar of pickles but better.

831
00:32:16,393 --> 00:32:18,478
I promise she'll call you back.

832
00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:21,148
Damn.

833
00:32:21,231 --> 00:32:22,440
<i>♪ upbeat music ♪</i>

834
00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:23,358
[driver]
Oh, shit, cabbies.

835
00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:26,361
<i>♪♪♪</i>

836
00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:28,572
Easy, townspeople.
I'm just doing my job.

837
00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:31,992
[man]
Piece of shit!

838
00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:33,410
What's their problem?

839
00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:35,162
They don't believe
in rideshare.

840
00:32:35,245 --> 00:32:36,830
[indistinct shouting]

841
00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:39,332
[man] Get out ass out of here!
Get the fuck out of here.

842
00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:41,042
No way I'm getting out.

843
00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:43,420
How you like me now,
you cabbie fucks?

844
00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:45,839
Uh, what--what was
your name again?

845
00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:47,340
I'm Dave.

846
00:32:48,592 --> 00:32:49,509
[man]
Stick it up your ass.

847
00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:53,638
Is that a...AK-47, Frank?

848
00:32:53,722 --> 00:32:54,806
A Kalashnikov AK-47?

849
00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:57,434
I don't give a shit
what model it is.

850
00:32:57,517 --> 00:32:59,269
It's a fucking machine gun.

851
00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:00,687
Is that even legal?

852
00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:02,856
- Um, good luck, Dave.
- Good luck, Dave.

853
00:33:02,939 --> 00:33:04,357
[Frank]
Oh, shit.

854
00:33:04,441 --> 00:33:06,568
[Dave] Make--make sure
you give me five stars.

855
00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:14,951
<i>speaking Spanish</i>

856
00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:24,252
You know when I said
you could stay here?

857
00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:26,671
I didn't mean
your entire family.

858
00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:28,965
Oh, we thought you meant
the plural "you", <i>tu</i> .

859
00:33:29,049 --> 00:33:32,177
Did you mean the singular
"you", <i>usted</i> ?

860
00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:33,595
Yeah.

861
00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:36,473
Sorry.
That's why Spanish is better.

862
00:33:36,556 --> 00:33:37,807
It's more specific.

863
00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:41,478
<i>♪ upbeat Latin music ♪</i>

864
00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:43,813
<i>♪♪♪</i>

865
00:33:43,897 --> 00:33:45,607
<i>♪ Come on ♪</i>

866
00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:50,737
<i>♪♪♪</i>

867
00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:53,240
What's going on?

868
00:33:53,323 --> 00:33:55,408
It's Anne's family.

869
00:33:55,492 --> 00:33:56,534
[Debbie]
Who's Anne?

870
00:33:56,618 --> 00:33:58,536
- I work with her.
- I don't care.

871
00:33:58,620 --> 00:34:00,288
Derek died.

872
00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:02,082
Shit.
Really?

873
00:34:02,165 --> 00:34:03,500
You know how?

874
00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:06,044
I don't know.
I didn't ask.

875
00:34:06,127 --> 00:34:07,420
I'm sorry.

876
00:34:07,504 --> 00:34:09,381
I mean, at least you and Franny
are gonna be rich now.

877
00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:11,424
- How are we gonna be rich?
- [Carl] 'Cause of the DB.

878
00:34:11,508 --> 00:34:13,260
- A what?
- [Carl] The death benefit.

879
00:34:13,343 --> 00:34:14,469
When someone dies
in the military,

880
00:34:14,552 --> 00:34:16,429
the family gets, like,
100,000 bucks.

881
00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:17,222
It's the only reason
most of these women

882
00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:19,432
stay married to these jarheads,

883
00:34:19,516 --> 00:34:20,433
just waiting till they end
tits up

884
00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:21,768
so they can get paid too.

885
00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:23,770
Huh.
Is that so?

886
00:34:23,853 --> 00:34:25,689
<i>♪♪♪</i>

887
00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:29,109
[vocalist sings
upbeat Latin song]

888
00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:34,114
<i>♪♪♪</i>

889
00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:37,784
Yeah, that--that--that baby's
too young to swim.

890
00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:39,828
You gotta trust me.
This is how they learn.

891
00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:40,954
I don't know.

892
00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:42,455
I think just being near
the water,

893
00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:44,207
that's--that's a great
first step.

894
00:34:44,291 --> 00:34:45,500
So we're just gonna...

895
00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:46,668
[Sarah] I know it's scary,

896
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:48,003
but babies never learn
how to swim

897
00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:49,296
if you don't empower them.

898
00:34:49,379 --> 00:34:50,672
[Sarah breathes in]

899
00:34:52,132 --> 00:34:53,800
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

900
00:34:53,883 --> 00:34:54,718
Hey, is he okay?

901
00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:57,929
Look at him.
He's fine.

902
00:34:58,013 --> 00:34:59,639
How are you?

903
00:34:59,723 --> 00:35:01,057
Fucking terrified.

904
00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:02,475
Do you not know how to swim?

905
00:35:02,559 --> 00:35:04,686
In case my yacht capsizes?
No.

906
00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:06,479
Why would I know how to swim?

907
00:35:06,563 --> 00:35:08,857
[Sarah] Kids only learn
through trial and error.

908
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:10,525
It's amazing what
they're capable of

909
00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:12,360
if you just give 'em the space.

910
00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:14,195
So you throw babies
in a river?

911
00:35:14,279 --> 00:35:15,488
[Sarah]
It's a swimming pool,

912
00:35:15,572 --> 00:35:18,325
and I barely dipped him
underwater.

913
00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:22,996
I--I--I don't want Fred
in the water, like, ever.

914
00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:24,372
[Sarah]
That's ridiculous.

915
00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:26,458
That's why most children are
terrified,

916
00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,585
don't know how to self-soothe.

917
00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:30,503
When they can't solve problems
on their own,

918
00:35:30,587 --> 00:35:33,131
they throw tantrums,
are allergic to everything.

919
00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:35,675
Next thing you know,
they're 28-years-old,

920
00:35:35,759 --> 00:35:37,010
living in
their parents' basement,

921
00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:38,261
blaming the world
and, ironically, their parents

922
00:35:38,345 --> 00:35:41,598
for their shortcomings,
wanting to kill themselves

923
00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:44,225
because the wireless is
too slow.

924
00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:48,063
Oh, your examples are intense.

925
00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:50,899
What about your wife, Tami?
What does she think?

926
00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:52,859
Uh, we are not married.

927
00:35:52,942 --> 00:35:56,363
Um...and I don't know.

928
00:35:57,864 --> 00:35:59,574
You know, we--we--we didn't
really have a chance

929
00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:03,286
to discuss parenting styles
in the ICU, so...

930
00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:10,210
These cab drivers are no joke.

931
00:36:10,293 --> 00:36:12,170
Uber's taking food
out of the baby's mouth.

932
00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:14,464
- Gotta say, I sympathize.
- We could have died.

933
00:36:14,547 --> 00:36:17,300
- Dave probably did die.
- [Frank laughs]

934
00:36:18,468 --> 00:36:19,344
Sorry.

935
00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:21,304
All part
of life's rich tapestry.

936
00:36:21,388 --> 00:36:23,348
Welcome to
The Art of Self-Promotion.

937
00:36:23,431 --> 00:36:24,391
[Frank]
Thanks.

938
00:36:24,474 --> 00:36:27,686
- Andrew Felderman.
- Andrew, Donna Marcus.

939
00:36:27,769 --> 00:36:29,562
Wow, that's a firm handshake.

940
00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:31,022
Thank you.

941
00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:34,359
- Tyler Mamaliger.
- Oh.

942
00:36:35,777 --> 00:36:38,863
[indistinct chatter]

943
00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:43,785
[keyboard clacking,
phone ringing]

944
00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:47,122
Delgado...Derek.

945
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:48,581
There you are.

946
00:36:48,665 --> 00:36:49,749
Great.

947
00:36:49,833 --> 00:36:51,418
Death benefit's been paid
in full.

948
00:36:51,501 --> 00:36:52,794
Francis Gallagher's not listed

949
00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:54,796
as one of
the designated beneficiaries.

950
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:57,507
That fucker.

951
00:36:57,590 --> 00:36:59,300
If you feel there's been
an injustice,

952
00:36:59,384 --> 00:37:00,677
you need to contact the widow.

953
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,846
[stamping]

954
00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:04,180
How'd he die?

955
00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:06,850
[keyboard clacks]

956
00:37:07,684 --> 00:37:09,144
Got sideways drunk,
stole the tank,

957
00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:10,979
drove it into the Suez Canal.

958
00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:13,022
Sank like a rock,
didn't even try to escape.

959
00:37:13,106 --> 00:37:15,108
Apparently thought it was
also a submarine.

960
00:37:15,191 --> 00:37:16,943
Jesus.

961
00:37:17,026 --> 00:37:18,278
Where is he buried?

962
00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:19,446
Private Delgado is still

963
00:37:19,529 --> 00:37:20,822
at the bottom of the Suez,
ma'am.

964
00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:23,783
Buried inside an M1A2 Abrams
main battle tank

965
00:37:23,867 --> 00:37:25,952
worth about $9 million.

966
00:37:26,035 --> 00:37:27,495
There's highly-motivated
jihadists

967
00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:30,290
who have done less damage
to the U. S. Military.

968
00:37:30,373 --> 00:37:32,792
- Shit.
- Sorry for your loss.

969
00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:35,128
Your nation is grateful.
Next in line!

970
00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:38,173
[phone rings]

971
00:37:39,549 --> 00:37:41,509
[exhales deeply]

972
00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:44,471
<i>♪ upbeat hip-hop music ♪</i>

973
00:37:44,554 --> 00:37:49,184
<i>♪♪♪</i>

974
00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:49,976
<i>♪ Look, I'm a breath</i>
<i>of fresh air ♪</i>

975
00:37:50,059 --> 00:37:52,103
<i>♪ Yes, I am the best...♪</i>

976
00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:53,730
Yeah!
He got it.

977
00:37:53,813 --> 00:37:55,023
He got three.
He got all three.

978
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,691
Yeah.

979
00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:58,193
[both]
Yeah!

980
00:37:58,276 --> 00:37:59,402
<i>♪ Just look around</i>
<i>when I'm 'round ♪</i>

981
00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:00,945
<i>♪ Let me see your smile ♪</i>

982
00:38:01,029 --> 00:38:01,988
<i>♪ When I go and look at you,</i>
<i>I see your file ♪</i>

983
00:38:02,071 --> 00:38:03,490
<i>♪ So you should wave</i>
<i>the white flag ♪</i>

984
00:38:03,573 --> 00:38:04,449
<i>♪ I don't need y'all time... ♪</i>

985
00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:05,909
Eh.

986
00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:07,327
<i>♪ The minute</i>
<i>that I'll be by witnesses ♪</i>

987
00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:08,995
<i>♪ I wanna finish it, yeah ♪</i>

988
00:38:09,078 --> 00:38:10,830
<i>♪ I can't be contained</i>
<i>to think I was at the box ♪</i>

989
00:38:10,914 --> 00:38:12,165
<i>♪ When feed my brain ♪</i>

990
00:38:12,248 --> 00:38:13,666
<i>♪ And if I seem the same ♪</i>

991
00:38:13,750 --> 00:38:14,793
<i>♪ It's 'cause</i>
<i>I'm on a whole nother level ♪</i>

992
00:38:14,876 --> 00:38:15,835
<i>♪ I don't need the lane ♪</i>

993
00:38:15,919 --> 00:38:18,171
<i>♪ All I need is the wind,</i>
<i>it's in my path ♪</i>

994
00:38:18,254 --> 00:38:19,506
<i>♪ I'll remember this ♪</i>

995
00:38:19,589 --> 00:38:21,174
- [woman, indistinct]
<i>- Make a splash.</i>

996
00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:22,425
<i>Impress them.</i>

997
00:38:22,509 --> 00:38:23,134
<i>Be consistent and steady.</i>

998
00:38:23,218 --> 00:38:26,304
<i>So let me ask a question.</i>

999
00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:27,388
<i>Are you ready?</i>

1000
00:38:27,472 --> 00:38:30,475
<i>♪ I'm in high demand,</i>
<i>not anyone can advance ♪</i>

1001
00:38:30,558 --> 00:38:32,268
<i>♪ Just like I can, you don't</i>
<i>even stand a chance ♪</i>

1002
00:38:32,352 --> 00:38:33,144
<i>♪ While I do my dance,</i>
<i>and I hate to lose ♪</i>

1003
00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:36,189
- [Frank] Hi.
- [man groans] Ah--

1004
00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:37,899
<i>♪ When I'm in control,</i>
<i>I go straight to the hole ♪</i>

1005
00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:39,901
<i>♪ Like a give and go, if</i>
<i>you're bored with the norm ♪</i>

1006
00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:41,194
<i>♪ I'ma break the mold</i>
<i>and break the rules...♪</i>

1007
00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:44,030
[Frank] T-shirt,
come on, T-shirt,

1008
00:38:44,113 --> 00:38:44,739
come on...

1009
00:38:44,823 --> 00:38:47,200
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1010
00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:48,993
No, no--ah!

1011
00:38:49,077 --> 00:38:51,371
<i>♪ 'Cause I'm makin' moves ♪</i>

1012
00:38:51,454 --> 00:38:53,331
<i>♪ I'm in high demand,</i>
<i>not anyone can advance ♪</i>

1013
00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:55,124
<i>♪ Just like I can, you don't</i>
<i>even stand a chance ♪</i>

1014
00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:56,793
<i>♪ Tryin' to do my dance.</i>
<i>and I hate to lose...♪</i>

1015
00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:58,086
One more?

1016
00:38:58,169 --> 00:38:58,753
Good.

1017
00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:02,173
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1018
00:39:02,257 --> 00:39:03,716
<i>♪ I'ma break the mold</i>
<i>and break the rules ♪</i>

1019
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,885
<i>♪ 'Cause I'm,</i>
<i>'cause I'm makin' ♪</i>

1020
00:39:05,969 --> 00:39:08,513
<i>- ♪ Moves ♪</i>
- [Mikey] Frank, Frank!

1021
00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:09,681
Where the hell
did you get that?

1022
00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:11,558
Booth 279!

1023
00:39:11,641 --> 00:39:13,351
- Hurry!
<i>- ♪ When I'm in control ♪</i>

1024
00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:15,270
<i>♪ I go straight to the hole</i>
<i>like a give and go ♪</i>

1025
00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:17,313
<i>♪ If you're bored with the</i>
<i>norm, I'ma break the mold ♪</i>

1026
00:39:17,397 --> 00:39:19,232
<i>♪ And break the rules</i>
<i>'cause I'm makin' ♪</i>

1027
00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:21,192
<i>♪ Moves ♪</i>

1028
00:39:26,656 --> 00:39:28,533
Hi, Pepa.
I'm sorry.

1029
00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:31,035
I just realized I didn't
offer my condolences.

1030
00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:32,453
I was just so stunned.

1031
00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:34,080
Don't act like you care.

1032
00:39:34,163 --> 00:39:35,665
You're the town pump

1033
00:39:35,748 --> 00:39:37,709
who tricked him into
getting you pregnant.

1034
00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:39,460
Okay, this isn't
about me.

1035
00:39:39,544 --> 00:39:41,921
This is about Franny,
Derek's daughter.

1036
00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:43,923
She deserves
his death benefit.

1037
00:39:44,007 --> 00:39:46,426
Derek's death benefit went
to his legitimate children.

1038
00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:48,636
- Which Franny is.
- Is she?

1039
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,430
What the fuck is that
supposed to mean?

1040
00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:52,557
Derek told me about
you Gallaghers.

1041
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:53,892
You dick!

1042
00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:55,435
I want Franny's money.

1043
00:39:55,518 --> 00:39:57,687
Oh, my God...
my husband is dead,

1044
00:39:57,770 --> 00:39:59,480
and you show up
demanding money?

1045
00:39:59,564 --> 00:40:01,274
Derek was right.

1046
00:40:01,357 --> 00:40:02,692
You are a terrible person.

1047
00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:07,196
- [pounds door]
- Derek didn't say that

1048
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:08,698
about me, you bitch!

1049
00:40:10,033 --> 00:40:11,826
- [thud]
- Fuck you, Pepa!

1050
00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:13,536
- Here you go.
- Thank you.

1051
00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:17,290
- Free?
- Free.

1052
00:40:17,373 --> 00:40:19,542
Ah! Ha ha.

1053
00:40:19,626 --> 00:40:21,669
I love this place!

1054
00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:23,338
Mmm.

1055
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:25,673
What do you wanna do
next?

1056
00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:27,967
The Wine and Winners mixer
is at 4:00

1057
00:40:28,051 --> 00:40:29,928
in the Chesapeake Room.

1058
00:40:30,011 --> 00:40:32,180
I think we definitely
want to hit that.

1059
00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:36,935
Yeah, well, I wouldn't mind
going back to booth 28 again.

1060
00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:39,729
I can't believe
they rated my handshake a six.

1061
00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:40,980
I think I need to squeeze
harder.

1062
00:40:41,064 --> 00:40:44,817
Also, I wouldn't mind going
back to booth 8 one last time

1063
00:40:44,901 --> 00:40:47,111
and win one of those stainless
steel water bottles.

1064
00:40:47,195 --> 00:40:48,780
The hydration vessel.
I got one.

1065
00:40:49,906 --> 00:40:51,115
You could cheer me on.

1066
00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:53,159
I been cheering for you
all day.

1067
00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:55,662
It's not my fault
you can't spin a wheel.

1068
00:40:55,745 --> 00:40:58,831
Okay. You go to
the mixer, then.

1069
00:40:58,915 --> 00:41:00,458
I'm going to booth 8.

1070
00:41:00,541 --> 00:41:01,584
No, come on!

1071
00:41:01,668 --> 00:41:04,337
The whole point of this
was to do it together.

1072
00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:07,006
No, the point of this was to
let me be a businessman,

1073
00:41:07,090 --> 00:41:09,676
but fine, as long as
baby Frank

1074
00:41:09,759 --> 00:41:11,302
gets to do what <i>he</i> wants
to do--

1075
00:41:11,386 --> 00:41:13,429
You can have the hydration
vessel--there, take it.

1076
00:41:13,513 --> 00:41:15,682
I don't want
your hydration vessel.

1077
00:41:15,765 --> 00:41:17,767
- Take it.
- No!

1078
00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:18,893
Take the goddamn
water bottle!

1079
00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:20,019
No!

1080
00:41:20,103 --> 00:41:22,271
[lowers voice]
Take the goddamn water bottle.

1081
00:41:23,773 --> 00:41:24,983
No!

1082
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:27,944
- [quietly] Pick it up.
- [snickers]

1083
00:41:28,027 --> 00:41:29,195
No.

1084
00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:32,281
Pick up the goddamn bottle.

1085
00:41:32,865 --> 00:41:34,659
- No--Ow!
- Pick it up!

1086
00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:36,995
[coughing]

1087
00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:43,668
[continues coughing]

1088
00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:46,713
[upbeat band music
over speakers]

1089
00:41:46,796 --> 00:41:49,882
- [patting back]
- [grunts, groans]

1090
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,301
Mmm.
[exhales]

1091
00:41:52,385 --> 00:41:53,845
Okay?

1092
00:41:53,928 --> 00:41:55,930
[small laugh]
Never better.

1093
00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:56,806
[softly]
Never better.

1094
00:41:56,889 --> 00:41:59,058
Sorry.

1095
00:41:59,142 --> 00:42:01,269
No, I'm sorry.

1096
00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:03,229
This has been the best
day of my life.

1097
00:42:03,312 --> 00:42:04,063
[chuckles]

1098
00:42:04,147 --> 00:42:05,732
I don't want us
fighting anymore.

1099
00:42:05,815 --> 00:42:08,776
A-B-C--
always be celebrating.

1100
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:12,113
[laughs] Whatever you
wanna do next is fine with me.

1101
00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:16,784
I was being childish.
You pick.

1102
00:42:16,868 --> 00:42:18,661
- Mikey--
- You pick.

1103
00:42:18,745 --> 00:42:21,706
[cheerful band music
continues]

1104
00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:25,668
♪♪♪

1105
00:42:25,752 --> 00:42:27,962
I got a great idea.

1106
00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:29,589
[door opens]

1107
00:42:29,672 --> 00:42:31,299
[background chatter]

1108
00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:32,675
How'd it go?

1109
00:42:32,759 --> 00:42:34,802
You are a genius.
That's how I go.

1110
00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:38,973
Went great--all the office
managers love their pickles.

1111
00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:41,267
I have five doctor's
visits set up already.

1112
00:42:41,350 --> 00:42:43,019
That's awesome.

1113
00:42:43,102 --> 00:42:44,979
Can I get
a Bad Dog, rocks, please.

1114
00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:45,813
Course!

1115
00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:49,192
V, you're so good
at this shit.

1116
00:42:49,275 --> 00:42:51,110
Of course, office managers.
Those are the key.

1117
00:42:51,194 --> 00:42:53,237
Just happy I can help.

1118
00:42:53,321 --> 00:42:55,531
- Come work for me.
- What?

1119
00:42:55,615 --> 00:42:58,451
It can just be your
side hustle; you're a natural,

1120
00:42:58,534 --> 00:43:01,079
and you have a background
in healthcare, right?

1121
00:43:01,162 --> 00:43:02,747
I was a nurse's aide.

1122
00:43:02,830 --> 00:43:04,749
I will pay you 20 bucks for
every script that they write.

1123
00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:07,460
You want me to talk
to doctors?

1124
00:43:07,543 --> 00:43:10,129
I want you to take over all my
African-American accounts,

1125
00:43:10,213 --> 00:43:12,673
and then I can be free to
expand my Asian clientele.

1126
00:43:14,759 --> 00:43:16,636
Let me think about it, okay?

1127
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:18,262
We make such a good team.

1128
00:43:18,346 --> 00:43:20,139
V, you'd make really
great money.

1129
00:43:20,223 --> 00:43:21,307
I mean,
I make a lotta money,

1130
00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:25,269
and I'm just average at best,
especially for an Asian.

1131
00:43:27,063 --> 00:43:28,815
Man, get your leg
off my bar.

1132
00:43:28,898 --> 00:43:30,525
That's not my leg.

1133
00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:32,735
You stole somebody's
prosthetic leg?

1134
00:43:32,819 --> 00:43:34,237
- No, found it.
- Oh, really--where?

1135
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:35,196
On a person.

1136
00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:37,365
Out!
Get the fuck out!

1137
00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:39,909
[soft music plays]

1138
00:43:39,992 --> 00:43:42,036
What the hell
is this place?

1139
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:46,082
This, my friend, is
the Michigan Avenue Club--

1140
00:43:46,165 --> 00:43:47,375
otherwise known as
The American Dream.

1141
00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:50,169
We don't belong here,
Frank.

1142
00:43:50,253 --> 00:43:52,338
I probably don't even know
the guys in the kitchen.

1143
00:43:52,421 --> 00:43:54,382
Relax--the host is
an old friend of mine.

1144
00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:55,800
Owes me a favor.

1145
00:43:58,344 --> 00:43:59,929
[Owen] Gentlemen.

1146
00:44:00,012 --> 00:44:01,347
- Frank Gallagher!
- [laughing]

1147
00:44:01,430 --> 00:44:02,682
Holy shit, I haven't
seen you in ages.

1148
00:44:02,765 --> 00:44:06,102
- You're doin' okay?
- Yeah, pretty good.

1149
00:44:06,185 --> 00:44:08,020
Ha ha.
You look like shit.

1150
00:44:08,104 --> 00:44:09,355
Thank you!

1151
00:44:09,438 --> 00:44:12,108
Mikey, meet the great
Owen O'Connell.

1152
00:44:12,191 --> 00:44:14,193
Owen, my best friend Mikey.

1153
00:44:14,277 --> 00:44:16,571
[Owen] Pleasure
to meet you, Mikey.

1154
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:17,697
Same to you.

1155
00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:20,741
[Owen] You're welcome to grab
a seat at the bar.

1156
00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:22,702
Good to see you.

1157
00:44:22,785 --> 00:44:24,704
[Patty]
So Megan filled me in.

1158
00:44:24,787 --> 00:44:26,205
Told me how you got
fucked out of

1159
00:44:26,289 --> 00:44:27,707
your baby daddy's
death benefit.

1160
00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:29,667
Derek's widow
seems to have forgotten

1161
00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:31,794
that Franny's one of
his children too.

1162
00:44:31,878 --> 00:44:34,046
Yeah, well, my job is to
make sure she remembers.

1163
00:44:34,130 --> 00:44:35,631
Patty's the best
at this shit.

1164
00:44:35,715 --> 00:44:37,091
[Patty]
You ready to get paid?

1165
00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:38,968
Yeah.
Hell, yeah.

1166
00:44:39,051 --> 00:44:41,095
Let's do it.

1167
00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:43,598
[soft ambient music plays]

1168
00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:45,808
Smells like money.

1169
00:44:45,892 --> 00:44:48,811
Ha ha.
That's the food--

1170
00:44:48,895 --> 00:44:51,981
money sandwiches
with money gravy on top.

1171
00:44:53,316 --> 00:44:55,735
Richard Sears
and Alvah Roebuck

1172
00:44:55,818 --> 00:44:58,112
used to sit at a table
right over there

1173
00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:00,615
where they decided
to build the Sears Tower.

1174
00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:02,950
No shit.

1175
00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:06,746
And Mayor Daley
talked Ford into building

1176
00:45:06,829 --> 00:45:09,957
the Lawndale assembly plant
over ice-cold martinis

1177
00:45:10,041 --> 00:45:12,251
right there at that table
right there.

1178
00:45:12,335 --> 00:45:14,587
Rumor has it a couple
of Polish hookers

1179
00:45:14,670 --> 00:45:16,631
were thrown in
to seal the deal.

1180
00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:17,924
Amazing.

1181
00:45:18,007 --> 00:45:19,967
And right back there
in that corner,

1182
00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:22,094
eight Chicago White Sox

1183
00:45:22,178 --> 00:45:23,930
decided to stick it
to old man Comiskey

1184
00:45:24,013 --> 00:45:26,057
by throwing the 1919
World Series

1185
00:45:26,140 --> 00:45:27,934
'cause they were
all underpaid.

1186
00:45:28,017 --> 00:45:29,810
Good for them.

1187
00:45:29,894 --> 00:45:31,771
[bartender] How can I help you
gentlemen?

1188
00:45:31,854 --> 00:45:34,065
- Two Jack Daniel's, please.
- Yes, sir.

1189
00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:36,067
Ah, wait.

1190
00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:37,944
Make that...
Gentleman Jack.

1191
00:45:38,027 --> 00:45:38,903
[bartender]
Very well, sir.

1192
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,659
Uh...I don't have
quite enough change

1193
00:45:44,742 --> 00:45:45,534
to pay for that.

1194
00:45:45,618 --> 00:45:47,912
It's on me.

1195
00:45:48,913 --> 00:45:49,789
Why, thank you, Mikey.

1196
00:45:49,872 --> 00:45:52,124
- [bartender] Here you are.
- Thank you.

1197
00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:54,126
[Frank] Ooh, yeah.

1198
00:45:54,210 --> 00:45:56,254
Cashews?

1199
00:45:56,337 --> 00:46:00,007
The fillet of the nut family.
Yes, please.

1200
00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:02,134
You know, I saw someone
with a T-shirt the other day

1201
00:46:02,218 --> 00:46:05,471
that said, "Life is good."

1202
00:46:05,554 --> 00:46:07,848
And I thought...

1203
00:46:07,932 --> 00:46:09,934
"Is it?"

1204
00:46:10,017 --> 00:46:13,145
Not if you live in Syria
or Venezuela.

1205
00:46:13,229 --> 00:46:16,440
Well, after today I saw
how good it can be.

1206
00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:20,236
I wanna keep living.

1207
00:46:20,319 --> 00:46:21,904
[chuckling]
Glad to hear it.

1208
00:46:21,988 --> 00:46:23,072
That's good.

1209
00:46:24,573 --> 00:46:26,117
Toast.

1210
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,493
To friendship.

1211
00:46:27,576 --> 00:46:29,120
[glasses clink]

1212
00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:34,667
Hmm.

1213
00:46:36,919 --> 00:46:38,671
I'm gonna miss you,
my friend.

1214
00:46:38,754 --> 00:46:40,506
Miss me?
Where you goin'?

1215
00:46:40,589 --> 00:46:44,010
I need a new port.
This one's really infected.

1216
00:46:44,093 --> 00:46:46,679
How bad is it?

1217
00:46:46,762 --> 00:46:49,181
I can't feel the right
side of my torso.

1218
00:46:49,265 --> 00:46:51,267
Let's just go back
to the vet.

1219
00:46:51,350 --> 00:46:53,769
Let him pour some more
alcohol on it.

1220
00:46:53,853 --> 00:46:55,396
It won't last.

1221
00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:57,481
You know, I can't keep
doing this

1222
00:46:57,565 --> 00:47:00,192
emergency backstreet
healthcare no more.

1223
00:47:01,444 --> 00:47:03,487
I can't...I can't
live life

1224
00:47:03,571 --> 00:47:05,948
worrying about my kidney
every single day,

1225
00:47:06,032 --> 00:47:09,076
wondering when I'm gonna
need dialysis again...

1226
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,287
or a new port.

1227
00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:13,372
It's too stressful for me.

1228
00:47:13,456 --> 00:47:16,125
♪♪♪

1229
00:47:16,208 --> 00:47:18,502
What are you saying?

1230
00:47:18,586 --> 00:47:20,588
[exhales]

1231
00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:22,590
I'm going back to prison.

1232
00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:26,719
I can get free healthcare
from real people doctors.

1233
00:47:28,179 --> 00:47:29,722
Prison?

1234
00:47:31,307 --> 00:47:33,392
With the best healthcare
this country provides

1235
00:47:33,476 --> 00:47:35,144
for poor people.

1236
00:47:37,313 --> 00:47:38,522
Fancy whisky.

1237
00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:41,567
Yeah.

1238
00:47:41,650 --> 00:47:43,235
It'll be my last drink
for a while

1239
00:47:43,319 --> 00:47:45,654
not made from cleaning fluid
and raisins.

1240
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:52,536
Sorry, Mikey.

1241
00:47:57,083 --> 00:47:58,292
[quietly]
Yeah.

1242
00:47:58,376 --> 00:48:00,211
It's good.
Good.

1243
00:48:04,673 --> 00:48:07,093
Hi. I'm taking up
a collection

1244
00:48:07,176 --> 00:48:10,262
to place fresh flowers
on great Aunt Addie's grave.

1245
00:48:10,346 --> 00:48:13,349
Would you like to make
a contribution?

1246
00:48:13,432 --> 00:48:16,435
[blues music plays
over stereo]

1247
00:48:16,519 --> 00:48:19,021
♪♪♪

1248
00:48:21,482 --> 00:48:22,149
[door slams]

1249
00:48:27,655 --> 00:48:29,698
[Mavar] Hey, wait up.

1250
00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:35,579
Hey, man, I saw
what you did back there.

1251
00:48:35,663 --> 00:48:37,498
Collecting money
for fresh flowers?

1252
00:48:37,581 --> 00:48:38,958
I want you to know
I respect that a lot.

1253
00:48:39,041 --> 00:48:40,292
You know, I know
a good florist

1254
00:48:40,376 --> 00:48:41,961
who can get us a bunch
of flowers for a good price.

1255
00:48:42,044 --> 00:48:43,629
I'm keeping this money.

1256
00:48:43,712 --> 00:48:45,256
What?

1257
00:48:45,339 --> 00:48:47,299
- Why would you do that?
- I need it.

1258
00:48:47,383 --> 00:48:48,843
So do the people
who gave it to you.

1259
00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:49,218
You lied to them.

1260
00:48:53,055 --> 00:48:55,808
Look, I-I been nothing
but nice to you.

1261
00:48:55,891 --> 00:48:58,018
Welcomed you
with open arms.

1262
00:48:58,102 --> 00:49:00,729
Don't you get it?
We're family.

1263
00:49:00,813 --> 00:49:02,440
But it's like the nicer
I am to you,

1264
00:49:02,523 --> 00:49:04,859
the nastier you get--
why?

1265
00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:05,985
I don't know.

1266
00:49:06,068 --> 00:49:07,987
You don't know.

1267
00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:09,864
What, you gonna tell me
you can't help it?

1268
00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:11,949
It's in your nature
or some bullshit like that?

1269
00:49:12,032 --> 00:49:13,325
No.

1270
00:49:13,409 --> 00:49:16,662
I can't believe I wasted
a single second on you.

1271
00:49:16,745 --> 00:49:19,165
I believed in you.

1272
00:49:19,248 --> 00:49:21,333
You're part of our family,
and because of that,

1273
00:49:21,417 --> 00:49:23,919
we would do anything
for you--anything.

1274
00:49:24,003 --> 00:49:26,088
And you just spit
in our faces.

1275
00:49:26,172 --> 00:49:28,257
Don't you get it?
Family is everything!

1276
00:49:30,593 --> 00:49:32,344
And you finally get
the chance to have one,

1277
00:49:32,428 --> 00:49:33,679
and you just throw it
all away.

1278
00:49:33,762 --> 00:49:35,848
Well, you know what, Liam?
Fuck you!

1279
00:49:35,931 --> 00:49:36,849
There it is.

1280
00:49:36,932 --> 00:49:40,853
I knew it.
You <i>are</i> from the South Side.

1281
00:49:40,936 --> 00:49:42,271
[soft laugh]

1282
00:49:45,274 --> 00:49:47,193
You think I like
saying stuff like that?

1283
00:49:47,276 --> 00:49:48,694
I don't curse.

1284
00:49:48,777 --> 00:49:50,738
I hate saying things
like that.

1285
00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:52,698
Oh, well.

1286
00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:55,326
I hate Gallaghers, man.

1287
00:49:55,409 --> 00:49:58,496
You motherfuckers bring out
the worst in everybody.

1288
00:49:59,955 --> 00:50:01,040
What, you proud of that?

1289
00:50:01,123 --> 00:50:03,667
Hey, man,
I know who I am.

1290
00:50:08,297 --> 00:50:10,966
[train tracks clacking]

1291
00:50:11,050 --> 00:50:15,471
[thumping dance music plays
over speakers]

1292
00:50:15,554 --> 00:50:20,559
♪♪♪

1293
00:50:21,810 --> 00:50:24,855
[woman rapping in Spanish]

1294
00:50:24,939 --> 00:50:27,983
[background chatter]

1295
00:50:49,964 --> 00:50:50,798
Hi.

1296
00:50:52,508 --> 00:50:54,927
Holy shit, hey!

1297
00:50:55,010 --> 00:50:56,887
What are you--what are you--
what are you doing?

1298
00:50:56,971 --> 00:50:58,430
Why didn't you call me?

1299
00:50:58,514 --> 00:51:00,015
I would have come
to pick you up.

1300
00:51:01,725 --> 00:51:03,102
Hey.

1301
00:51:03,185 --> 00:51:05,354
- [both laughing]
- Hey.

1302
00:51:05,437 --> 00:51:07,856
Hey. It's all right.

1303
00:51:07,940 --> 00:51:10,025
It's all right.
You're home now.

1304
00:51:13,654 --> 00:51:15,197
Hi, Fred.

1305
00:51:15,281 --> 00:51:16,824
It's me, it's Mommy.

1306
00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:18,826
Actually,
this one's mine.

1307
00:51:18,909 --> 00:51:20,578
Fred is over there.

1308
00:51:20,661 --> 00:51:23,539
[Spanish rapping continues]

1309
00:51:23,622 --> 00:51:27,668
♪♪♪

1310
00:51:27,751 --> 00:51:29,169
Hi.

1311
00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:31,714
You okay?
You all right?

1312
00:51:31,797 --> 00:51:32,840
Yeah?

1313
00:51:38,762 --> 00:51:41,056
Oh, my God, hey!

1314
00:51:41,140 --> 00:51:43,225
What the fuck--why are there
so many Mexicans here?

1315
00:51:43,309 --> 00:51:45,436
- Hey!
- Hi!

1316
00:51:49,189 --> 00:51:52,484
♪♪♪

1317
00:51:57,156 --> 00:51:58,907
Thanks, Frank.

1318
00:51:58,991 --> 00:52:00,159
I mean it.

1319
00:52:03,078 --> 00:52:05,164
Mikey, wait.

1320
00:52:05,247 --> 00:52:07,374
We can figure this out.

1321
00:52:07,458 --> 00:52:09,126
- Frank.
- We'll get jobs.

1322
00:52:09,209 --> 00:52:11,503
Nobody's gonna hire us.

1323
00:52:11,587 --> 00:52:13,505
Well, then we'll save up
so that you can get dialysis

1324
00:52:13,589 --> 00:52:14,715
every week.

1325
00:52:14,798 --> 00:52:16,842
Ha. That's not gonna
happen!

1326
00:52:16,925 --> 00:52:20,012
We're gonna spend
all the money on booze.

1327
00:52:20,095 --> 00:52:21,388
I'll stop drinking.

1328
00:52:21,472 --> 00:52:23,098
Don't be ridiculous.

1329
00:52:23,182 --> 00:52:25,559
If it'll keep you
outta jail--

1330
00:52:25,643 --> 00:52:27,269
Frank,

1331
00:52:27,353 --> 00:52:30,773
I appreciate it,
but I'm sick.

1332
00:52:30,856 --> 00:52:32,650
I can't do the hustle
no more.

1333
00:52:32,733 --> 00:52:34,401
Do you think it's coincidence

1334
00:52:34,485 --> 00:52:36,945
that we found each other twice?

1335
00:52:37,029 --> 00:52:38,739
I can take care of you.

1336
00:52:38,822 --> 00:52:42,034
When we find half a slice
of pizza in the dumpster

1337
00:52:42,117 --> 00:52:45,037
or some uneaten fries
on a table at McDonald's,

1338
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:48,457
I think to myself,
"Hope Mikey's hungry."

1339
00:52:52,294 --> 00:52:55,673
When you were getting dialysis,
I prayed.

1340
00:52:58,425 --> 00:53:00,135
[voice breaks]
I actually prayed.

1341
00:53:05,557 --> 00:53:08,894
I really hope
that my last day on Earth

1342
00:53:08,977 --> 00:53:11,855
is with you, my friend.

1343
00:53:11,939 --> 00:53:14,775
<i>♪ peppy music ♪</i>

1344
00:53:14,858 --> 00:53:18,404
<i>♪♪♪</i>

1345
00:53:18,487 --> 00:53:20,572
Don't never stop
drinking, Frank.

1346
00:53:20,656 --> 00:53:22,574
[chuckles]

1347
00:53:22,658 --> 00:53:26,328
Don't ever stop drinkin'.

1348
00:53:27,079 --> 00:53:30,165
Can I at least
call ya a cab?

1349
00:53:31,834 --> 00:53:33,502
No, thanks.

1350
00:53:33,585 --> 00:53:34,920
I got a ride.

1351
00:53:35,003 --> 00:53:38,590
♪♪♪

1352
00:53:38,674 --> 00:53:40,467
- Officer?
- Hmm?

1353
00:53:40,551 --> 00:53:40,759
[both grunt]

1354
00:53:40,843 --> 00:53:43,095
Ha!

1355
00:53:43,178 --> 00:53:45,806
- [handcuffs jangling]
- [officer groans]

1356
00:53:45,889 --> 00:53:48,392
[handcuffs clicking]

1357
00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:52,604
[officer] Watch your head.

1358
00:53:57,025 --> 00:53:58,444
[door closes]

1359
00:53:58,527 --> 00:54:00,195
[siren whooping]

1360
00:54:00,279 --> 00:54:04,742
♪♪♪

1361
00:54:21,675 --> 00:54:22,760
[clattering]

1362
00:54:22,843 --> 00:54:25,679
<i>♪ rock pop ♪</i>

1363
00:54:25,763 --> 00:54:31,769
<i>♪♪♪</i>

1364
00:54:36,398 --> 00:54:38,192
Hey, asshole,
get the fuck outta my house!

1365
00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:40,819
- S-sorry!
- Wait a minute, wait a minute,

1366
00:54:40,903 --> 00:54:44,656
wait a minute, you again,
the crackhead from the Alibi?

1367
00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:46,700
Man, I told you,
I'm not a crackhead.

1368
00:54:46,783 --> 00:54:48,035
I'm just poor, man.

1369
00:54:48,118 --> 00:54:50,370
Look, my girl left me;
I don't have a job.

1370
00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:52,372
I'm starving, man.
I haven't eaten in days.

1371
00:54:52,456 --> 00:54:53,874
Look, man, I'm sorry
about that,

1372
00:54:53,957 --> 00:54:55,334
but you can't take
my microwave.

1373
00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:58,670
Okay, I get it.
Classic one percenters, huh?

1374
00:54:58,754 --> 00:55:00,047
Don't wanna pay
your fair share.

1375
00:55:00,130 --> 00:55:02,090
What?

1376
00:55:02,174 --> 00:55:03,926
[sighs]

1377
00:55:04,009 --> 00:55:07,137
All right, look, man,
I hear you, all right?

1378
00:55:07,221 --> 00:55:10,390
You want a sandwich?
I got turkey, I got bread.

1379
00:55:10,474 --> 00:55:12,559
Swiss cheese.

1380
00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:14,811
Let me fix you a sandwich.

1381
00:55:15,979 --> 00:55:17,856
Well, I appreciate that,
but no thank you.

1382
00:55:17,940 --> 00:55:19,525
I just really want money
for crack.

1383
00:55:19,608 --> 00:55:21,026
I thought you said
you were starvin'.

1384
00:55:21,109 --> 00:55:23,153
I am.
For crack.

1385
00:55:23,237 --> 00:55:25,072
Get the fuck outta my house.

1386
00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:27,324
<i>♪ upbeat pop music ♪</i>