1 00:00:00,751 --> 00:00:03,670 This is what you missed last week on Shameless. 2 00:00:04,421 --> 00:00:05,672 You got a light? Anybody? 3 00:00:05,881 --> 00:00:07,466 Gonna need an assistant manager. 4 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:08,800 I can't work nights. 5 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:12,179 DEBBIE: Thought we weren't supposed to touch the squirrel fund. 6 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:14,389 -We're not. -You gotta get a job... 7 00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:18,894 ...so we can make it through the winter. Need to put $1000 into the squirrel fund. 8 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:23,440 It says in order to have a hospice, you have to have a nursing degree. 9 00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:24,733 [PEGGY GROANS] 10 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:30,739 If I get my hospice license, you could send some of St. Peter's flock my way. 11 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:33,033 -Good morning, sweetheart. -Mom. 12 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:35,536 Your father came for me, he needed me. 13 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:37,704 -Told me you needed me too. -We don't. 14 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:39,581 You look good. Back on your meds? 15 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:41,583 I am not bipolar. 16 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:44,545 I can get you back in my sister's lap if you let me stay. 17 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:45,796 FIONA: Throw him out. -What? 18 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:48,757 -He needs to be in school. -Monica's back. Enjoy it. 19 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:51,718 You married a drug lord's daughter to hang on to your ear? 20 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:54,054 Wasn't so sure he was gonna stop at the ear. 21 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:57,349 I'm not in love with her, but I shit myself every time I think... 22 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,810 ...about what her dad would do if I dumped her. 23 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:03,772 She doesn't love you either. She's got this other guy, Marco somebody. 24 00:01:03,981 --> 00:01:06,775 -What are you doing? -Soon as Karen's hormones calm down... 25 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:09,861 -...I'll be back in the house. -No, you won't, weirdo! 26 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,573 You deserve better. You're a good man, Jody. 27 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:15,492 [SHEILA MOANS] 28 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:17,035 [MANDY & LIP MOANING] 29 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:20,205 Shh. I don't want Ian to hear us. 30 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:21,540 TERRY: Gallagher! 31 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:23,458 IAN: Shit! 32 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:26,461 TERRY: My Mandy's pregnant and this little shit's gonna pay! 33 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:43,288 [MUFFLED GRUNT] 34 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:44,831 [WHISPERING] Be quiet. 35 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:48,126 -What the hell? -Shh. 36 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:52,089 Get up. Get up. 37 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:55,509 -It's 1 a.m. -Hop to it. 38 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,855 -Carl's awake. -[WHISPERING] I'll get Debbie. 39 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,365 [LAUGHS] 40 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:20,283 MONICA [IN NORMAL VOICE]: Come on. FRANK: Look at that. 41 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:23,453 -Is that our Halloween candy? -[IN NORMAL VOICE] Who wants candy corn? 42 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:25,580 -Me. -Movie night. 43 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:28,709 -We have school in the morning. -Paranormal Activity 3. 44 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:31,920 -Right? -My buddy Edgar shot this at the AMC. 45 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:38,593 MONICA: Ooh... -Why is the camera so shaky? 46 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:42,055 -Ah, Edgar's got palsy. -It's rated R. 47 00:03:42,264 --> 00:03:46,101 -For "really fucking scary." -So sit there and learn. 48 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:49,020 -I'm gonna get Fiona. -She wouldn't like this movie. 49 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,773 This is gonna be our little secret. 50 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,818 [MONICA CHUCKLES] 51 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:57,529 MONICA: Mm. Mm. CARL: Die. 52 00:03:58,321 --> 00:04:01,158 Ooh. Don't go there. 53 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:03,118 [ALL SCREAM] 54 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:04,619 [ALL LAUGH] 55 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:15,005 I'd trade my left nut for one more hour of sleep. 56 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:18,592 -You're gonna be late for school. -Hey, I hope you're hungry. 57 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,886 Most important meal of the day. 58 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,638 -Carl, sit. CARL: Unh. 59 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:26,975 -House could use a spring clean. -It's November. 60 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:29,269 It's like Dawn of the Dead. What's with you? 61 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:31,188 MONICA: Debbie, can you get your father up? 62 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:35,817 He's out in the alley by the Chopiaks' garbage cans. Help him to bed. Unh. 63 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:39,446 Ian left for work early. Did you hear? I kicked Terry Milkovich's ass. 64 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:42,240 Not the first time someone's come in here fists first. 65 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:45,410 Why don't you go for a run? When's the last time you did that? 66 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:47,412 FIONA: I've got too much to do. MONICA: Like? 67 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:50,499 Uh, make lunches, get Liam dressed, take him for his check-up. 68 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:54,961 Made lunches already. I'm here, it doesn't all have to fall on you. 69 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:57,631 I'm doing better, I promise. 70 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:02,302 Carl. Carl Gallagher. 71 00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:06,306 Okay, if you're not gonna eat, I want your teeth brushed in two minutes. 72 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:09,184 -Come on. Wear this. -You Febreze it first? 73 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:11,102 Washed it last night. 74 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:13,647 Why don't you go for a run? 75 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:18,693 I remember when you used to run six miles before school every morning. 76 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:20,362 [PHONE PLAYS RINGTONE] 77 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:21,613 She did. 78 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,449 -Steve? Is Lip okay? STEVE: I got great news, can I come over? 79 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,452 -No. -I'm right outside the house. 80 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:28,995 Of course you are. 81 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:35,710 My wife is in love with another guy. 82 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:38,463 -Congratulations. -Marco. 83 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,549 I'm importing him, gonna surprise her. 84 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:44,094 -What's her dad say about it? -Nothing can stand in the way of love. 85 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:48,056 -He finds out, you're gonna be Hoffa'd. -He'll remain blissfully in the dark. 86 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:50,016 Can I come in? 87 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:51,768 -We got nothing else to work out? -Like? 88 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:54,271 Like you being married and harboring my brother? 89 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,898 STEVE: He's a truant, not a terrorist. -Come on, Dad. 90 00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:59,526 STEVE: Morning, Debs. -Bring any coffee? 91 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:01,528 STEVE: Mm. Sorry. DEBBIE: Step up. 92 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:05,031 [DOOR OPENS] 93 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,284 Wife's boyfriend ain't here yet. 94 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:09,995 So when he gets in, so do I? 95 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:14,165 Deal. Don't make plans tonight, I'm picking him up right now. 96 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:17,711 I never said deal. 97 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:29,598 All right, Mandy, third try. I'm really bad at taking hints... 98 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:32,767 ...so I'll hit double digits if you don't call me back. 99 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:36,104 Look, I need you to get your dad to back off. 100 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,288 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 101 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:54,539 Coming! 102 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:58,543 [DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES] 103 00:07:00,462 --> 00:07:04,674 -Package. Signed for it. -Oh. Oh... 104 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:06,676 ...you don't have to get my mail. 105 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:12,974 It's the body pillow. I ordered it for Karen. 106 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:17,520 -Butane? -Crème brûlée. 107 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:19,773 Father Pete's bringing a guest over. 108 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:21,650 Hospice? 109 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:25,028 Poor guy's been living in the church basement. 110 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:30,617 You, uh, need a hand bringing the bed down? 111 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:35,622 -No, no, no. I can do it. -I can help. 112 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:38,875 No, no, no. 113 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,302 [DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES] 114 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,348 Oh... 115 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:07,112 Fuck. Hey. Those skinheads again? 116 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:10,740 Mandy's dad. Heard the news. 117 00:08:10,949 --> 00:08:14,577 -You and Mickey? -Mandy. Pregnant. 118 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:17,372 Wow. 119 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,793 Well, congratulations. I didn't know you switched teams. 120 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:24,629 Or was it a late night, stuck it in the wrong Milkovich? 121 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:28,717 He told Linda he's gonna put my feet in that meat slicer, work his way up. 122 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:32,095 -Linda call the cops? -Think she wants the place firebombed? 123 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,807 Mandy say whose it is? 124 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:39,144 -Won't call me back. -Mm. 125 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:42,188 Try checking the school. 126 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:46,234 Linda assured me if I leave the place how it is, I'm gonna be out of a job. 127 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:49,738 She's not gonna be there. She goes into hiding till her dad cools off. 128 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:53,908 -Spider hole in Tikrit? -Relatives on South Justine. 129 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:56,786 I went by, but her aunt wouldn't let me in. 130 00:08:56,995 --> 00:09:00,874 -How's the homeless shelter? -On the 14th floor of the Ritz, so not bad. 131 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:03,793 I'm staying with Steve. Great view. 132 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:06,546 -Skyline? -That too. 133 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:09,424 Ah. Right, Steve's wife. 134 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,802 Surprised you can still lift that arm. 135 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:16,181 -It's gonna come out of my pay. -Relax. 136 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,933 I gotta go meet Steve. 137 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:22,645 Try not to knock up any more chicks while I'm gone, all right? 138 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:24,981 Jesus. 139 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:26,232 [DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES] 140 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,651 Steve's flying in the wife's boyfriend? 141 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:32,405 Can't say he hasn't been working his elfin ass off trying to win you back. 142 00:09:32,614 --> 00:09:35,867 Holy shit, bury the lead. Something you wanna tell me? 143 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,870 My morning ritual. Get mounted by Kev, pee on a stick. 144 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,206 He won't leave for work without it. Weeks now. 145 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,249 Jesus, these things are expensive. 146 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:46,169 I thought anything involving his dick and my honey pot... 147 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:48,338 -...would be the easy part. -You worried? 148 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:52,467 Thought Kev had defective balls, but he got it checked out. 149 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:55,261 Little swimmers could qualify for the Junior Olympics. 150 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:58,932 -When's the last time you spread them? -For a doctor? Been forever. 151 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:03,353 Couldn't be me. I've had so many abortions the next one's free. 152 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,231 Isn't there a neglected child that needs you? 153 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,400 -Thinking about taking the day off. -Who's running the asylum? 154 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:13,321 Monica. Seems like she's doing better. 155 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,907 -Taking her meds? -She says so. 156 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:20,495 It's not gonna last, but maybe I can get a few good months before she crashes. 157 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:23,039 -You should go see Meg. -Down at the club? 158 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:26,334 Didn't she say she had something for you? A regular job? 159 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:27,919 Yeah. 160 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:32,298 That lady doctor still at the clinic? Sausage Fingers? 161 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,930 [MONICA GRUNTS] 162 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:42,892 You did such a great job with your shot. 163 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:44,561 And what did I promise? 164 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:49,607 Brave boys get a sucker. Look. 165 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:54,487 Frank, I'm back. You up? 166 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:58,324 How about pancakes? Hungry? 167 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,458 "Squirrel fund." 168 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:22,932 Oh! 169 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:26,269 Hello. 170 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:29,272 [MONICA CHUCKLING] 171 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,484 Frank. 172 00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:37,030 I don't give a shit what you make for breakfast. 173 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:40,074 Yow. Ow. What the fuck, Monica? 174 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:41,784 What? 175 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,702 Where the hell did you get all that? 176 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:48,374 I found it. Thinking we could pay a visit to Raoul. 177 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:51,461 -Snort or swallow? -Both! 178 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:59,636 RICKY: Oh-nine-four-three-eight-nine. LIP: When was Marco supposed to arrive? 179 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:02,680 STEVE: Should be here by now. -Oh-nine-four-three-eight-four. 180 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,099 -Four-one... -Gotta be an easier way to smuggle him. 181 00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:08,019 Ah, a billion Chinese can't be wrong. 182 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:11,272 -How long is this gonna take? -Somewhere you need to be? 183 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:14,150 LIP: Yeah, Ian's in some trouble. -I thought you wanted this. 184 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,903 -Quickest grand you ever made. -For the phone hacking? 185 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:19,864 Buyer was thrilled, said you should moonlight for the NSA. 186 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,283 Use it as a down payment on your own place. 187 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:26,162 Why do that when I could have a rich father-in-law to leech off of, like you? 188 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:29,624 Seriously, you wanna be on your own, you gotta start saving. 189 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:32,418 Ricky, there's no more containers in this aisle. 190 00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:35,004 Ten thousand of these get lost at sea every year. 191 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:39,092 Is it possible the container could have got put in a different lane? 192 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,136 Let me see that. 193 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:46,933 Yo, Steve, you sure these are fours? They look like nines. 194 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:51,271 Yo, Marco, bit of a problem. Uh, you wanna call me back when you get this? 195 00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:55,108 MAN: Stick it in the warehouse! 196 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,736 [STEVE SIGHS] 197 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,322 -Marco! -Marco! 198 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:04,617 LIP: Yo, Marco! STEVE: Marco! 199 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:07,786 LIP: Marco! STEVE: Marco! 200 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:15,753 Fucking Raoul. Twelve hundred dollars for an ounce of coke. 201 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,840 For his shitty coke? It's like Drano going up your nose. 202 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:23,553 -And he offered it for 1150 if I blew him. -What else did you get? 203 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:28,807 Oh. Wheels. 204 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:33,229 It took six security guards to kick us out of there. 205 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:36,941 Took three just to climb over the rail and get you away from that zebra. 206 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:41,154 I thought it was a unicorn. I swear I saw a hor... What were we on? 207 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:45,074 -Hit me. -Oxy or benny? 208 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,577 -Benny. -Benny? There you go. 209 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:51,080 Why anyone would go to the zoo sober... 210 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:54,250 Hey, you having fun back there? 211 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:57,170 -Where's the Special K? -I skipped it. 212 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:58,421 Skip... Why? 213 00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:01,257 If I wanted to feel dead I would take meds. 214 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:05,178 It's the one thing I asked for! You selfish bitch! 215 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:08,890 -Oh! Stop the car! -You're fucking driving! 216 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,768 MONICA: Get out! FRANK: No! 217 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:15,396 MONICA: Well, then I'm fucking getting out! -This is just like you! 218 00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:18,441 -Excuse me for fucking sharing! -Always your conditions! 219 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:21,319 -I had to deal with Raoul! -There it is! 220 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:24,447 -Trying to cut my nuts off! -Don't you talk about cutting! 221 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:27,617 Not my fault your parents did a number on you. 222 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,369 MONICA: Like the bitch who raised you... 223 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,662 -...was Mother of the Year! -May that bitch rest in peace! 224 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:35,917 -Fuck you! -Yeah? Well, fuck you. 225 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,009 Wait, where are you going? 226 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,637 Monica. 227 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:54,060 Monica! Fuck! Christ! 228 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,407 [SIGHS] 229 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:13,371 WOMAN: Get the fuck back, Terry, I've got a shotgun. 230 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:14,872 Not Terry. 231 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:18,751 Fuck you want? 232 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:24,382 -Hi, I'm Lip, Mandy's friend. -Mandy ain't here. 233 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,217 Yeah, I need to talk to her. 234 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,261 No visitors. 235 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,764 -Could you tell her it's me? -Could you step back... 236 00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:34,642 ...before I spray your organs all over my goddamn yard? 237 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,144 [GUN COCKS] 238 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:38,438 Now fuck off. 239 00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:41,607 [SIGHS] 240 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:55,079 Mandy! Look, you gotta call your dad off, all right? Get him to leave Ian alone! 241 00:15:56,873 --> 00:16:02,712 Just tell him the truth, you know, even if it's mine. 242 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:06,299 If your dad needs to kill someone, tell him he can come after me! 243 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:17,351 -Thought you had kids to take care of. -Situation changed. 244 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:21,022 MEG: I wish it had changed before I hired someone else. 245 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:25,109 Gotta give them the spiel. No nips, no lips, no handies. This isn't a strip club. 246 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,612 -You still opening that new place? -Belle Epoque. 247 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,490 -More Gucci, less Axe Body Spray. -Anything for me there? 248 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,450 -I wish. -I can do more than waitress. 249 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,619 -I've bartended. -We're staffed up. 250 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,997 -Completely? -Need someone to run the upper bar. 251 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,625 -I can do that. -Someone who can promote a night. 252 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,169 Well, I'm getting my GED. 253 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:46,422 No one's gonna pay a thousand bucks for a $20 bottle of vodka... 254 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:50,468 ...unless the service is impeccable. Ever manage, oversee inventory, budgeting? 255 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,764 I got too much on my plate to babysit. 256 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,475 -Sorry. -Worth a shot. Thanks. 257 00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:02,104 [OVER SPEAKERS] Turn the music up All night like this 258 00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:04,607 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 259 00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:11,155 MONICA: Deb! Debbie! 260 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,533 [IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] Hi! How was school today? 261 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,326 [MONICA LAUGHS] 262 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,954 -Who'd you steal it from? -[IN NORMAL VOICE] We bought it. 263 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:21,415 [IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] Come on, get in. Now. 264 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:26,295 Come on! Ha-ha-ha. 265 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:27,922 Where's Frank? 266 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:32,635 Wanna go shopping? Oh. Pretty girls' day out. 267 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,428 -Sure. -Ha-ha-ha. 268 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,347 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Come on, let's go. Whoa! 269 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,307 I got it. Ha-ha-ha. 270 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,903 [MEN SHOUTING IN SPANISH] 271 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,914 [MEN LAUGHING] 272 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,544 Fucking NAFTA. 273 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,879 [SPEAKS IN PORTUGUESE] 274 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,715 Uh... No. 275 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,925 [SPEAKS IN PORTUGUESE] 276 00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:14,760 No. No. 277 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,429 [SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE] 278 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:19,640 No. 279 00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:24,061 [ESTEFANIA SPEAKS IN PORTUGUESE] 280 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,647 [ESTEFANIA GIGGLES] 281 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:27,982 [PHONE PLAYING DOG BARKING AS RINGTONE] 282 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:31,485 -[WHISPERING] Marco? MARCO: Where the fuck am I? 283 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:37,033 I've been trying to reach you. 284 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,580 Take small breaths. 285 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,540 Any idea where you are? Can you hear anything? 286 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:52,048 I'm trying my best, Marco. Ration your food, like those Chilean miners. 287 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,759 They only needed a couple of bites of tuna a day. 288 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,136 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Hey. Don't pass that one up right there. 289 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,221 [IN PORTUGUESE] 290 00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:00,931 ESTEFANIA [OVER PHONE]: 291 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,100 [IN ENGLISH] Hello? Hello, Marco? 292 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,269 [IN PORTUGUESE] 293 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,520 [IN PORTUGUESE] 294 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,734 -Aah! -Surprise. 295 00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:15,738 [ESTEFANIA SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE] 296 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,426 -Sheila, Ruben. -Oh... 297 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:42,390 -Got shot by his pimp, infection in his spine. -Ooh. Oh. 298 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,935 -Hi. Oh. -He can't hear you. Deaf since birth. 299 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:48,145 That's why he started sucking a crack pipe. 300 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,898 I'm proud to say young Ruben's come to see the Lord... 301 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:55,361 ...does not accept excuses in exchange for first-class transportation upstairs. Heh. 302 00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:56,779 Been clean a year now. 303 00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:59,281 -Father, just a moment please? -Of course. 304 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,660 He came to us three years ago during one of our... 305 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,037 -...winter nights for the homeless. -Yeah. 306 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:08,082 Hung on a lot longer than any of us expected. 307 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,042 -Saints be praised. -No, that wasn't... 308 00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:12,128 We just can't afford to keep him. 309 00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:17,675 State cutbacks. You'll receive $50 a day for food and whatever else he needs... 310 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:21,762 ...but let's just say I'm not going to be making any surprise visits. Heh, heh. 311 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:24,974 [WHISPERING] Father, I've... 312 00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:28,519 I've done a terrible thing. 313 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:32,732 I don't recognize myself anymore. 314 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:38,237 When I look in the mirror, it's like another person is staring back at me... 315 00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:42,992 ...and I'm just... I'm lost. 316 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:49,749 Your purpose in life was to build a happy family, and you achieved that. 317 00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:53,586 And now, your husband's passed and your daughter's ready to fly the nest. 318 00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,796 But you're still needed. 319 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:59,759 This is your purpose now. 320 00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:15,316 [SHOUTING] Hi, Ruben! I'm Sheila! 321 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:18,360 [GRUNTING] 322 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:24,867 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Okay. Great. Yeah, this will be great. 323 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,011 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 324 00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:52,019 MONICA: Hey, sweetheart, is everything okay? 325 00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:54,605 Mandy's dad came looking for me at school. 326 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:57,608 -Are you all right? -Managed to duck out before he saw me. 327 00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,821 -What's with the dolls? -Took Debbie shopping. 328 00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:05,533 I missed her birthday. We couldn't decide which to get so we got them all. 329 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,910 DEBBIE: I'll get the other load. -There's more? 330 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:12,456 [WHISPERING] I didn't have the heart to tell her I don't play with dolls. 331 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,458 She practically filled the car. 332 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,836 Car? 333 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:19,964 -You bought a car? -How was your trigonometry midterm? 334 00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,928 C-minus. 335 00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:29,932 -You passed! -I can kiss West Point goodbye. 336 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:32,226 -West Point? -I was hoping to get in. 337 00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:35,187 Not that I'll live long enough now to go. 338 00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:37,857 Well, if you know you wanna be in the Army... 339 00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:40,734 ...why are you wasting your time with school? Join up. 340 00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:43,904 What are we waiting for? 341 00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:47,908 Happy birthday. Come on, let's go. 342 00:22:48,951 --> 00:22:50,953 [DOOR CLOSES] 343 00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:56,458 STEVE: Okay, the ship's called the Bonita. It's based out of Mexico. Lip? 344 00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:57,793 -Yup. STEVE: Focus. 345 00:22:58,002 --> 00:23:01,046 I am focusing. On the woman getting a spray tan in your bedroom. 346 00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:04,008 She's trying to lose her tan lines before Marco gets here. 347 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,551 A noble endeavor I endorse. 348 00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:09,555 A waste of time if we do not track down Marco's ship and find out where he is. 349 00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:14,018 He is calling me in four hours, I need to give him good news. 350 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,978 [WHISPERS] What, you didn't tell her I lost him? 351 00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:17,563 No. 352 00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:20,941 [IN NORMAL VOICE] It'd be a shame if he didn't make it. 353 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:24,278 But, you know, naturally, I'd step up, be there to comfort her. 354 00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:28,324 All right, cut the shit, Lip. I lose Marco, I lose Fiona. 355 00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:32,244 Okay, okay, okay. Um... 356 00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:37,917 All right, so the ship should be stopping to pick up extra cargo. 357 00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:39,251 Where is it? 358 00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:41,545 -Uh, be in Cleveland tonight. -Cleveland? 359 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:44,340 So take him to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 360 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:47,676 But now, do me a favor, get the fuck out of my way? 361 00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:50,137 Thank you. 362 00:23:53,431 --> 00:23:54,642 [GUNFIRE ON TV] 363 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,101 [MAN SCREAMS ON TV] 364 00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:57,645 MAN: Ran out of ammo. 365 00:23:57,853 --> 00:24:01,607 RECRUITER: Ever been outside Chicago? Army's sent me all over the world. 366 00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:06,236 I ate a croissant outside the Eiffel Tower and pizza in Rome. 367 00:24:06,444 --> 00:24:08,989 -The other branches are here too, huh? -Yes, ma'am. 368 00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:11,867 We'll train you too, so when you finish your service... 369 00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:14,203 ...you can secure a good-paying job back home. 370 00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:16,789 So, what are they playing? That looks fun. 371 00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:18,165 "America's Army 3." 372 00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:21,085 We could use more bright young men like you. 373 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:24,630 -How soon can I ship out? -Okay. 374 00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:27,675 So U.S. citizen, right? 375 00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:30,260 -Ever been convicted of a crime? -Uh, no, sir. 376 00:24:30,468 --> 00:24:32,805 What year'd you graduate? 377 00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:34,515 I'm a junior. 378 00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:36,058 In high school? 379 00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:41,146 Gonna have to see me when you got your diploma. 380 00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:43,691 -What? -You're turning him down? 381 00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:46,026 -He needs to be a high school graduate. -Why? 382 00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:49,029 -The rules, ma'am. I'm sorry. -Fuck the rules, sign him up. 383 00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:54,118 -Ma'am, I'm sorry, but it's really not... -He wants to serve his country. 384 00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,372 Finish school, stay in touch. 385 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:01,458 You have to know trigonometry to get killed for your country? 386 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:04,420 You send him out to do multiplication or kill towelheads? 387 00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:07,881 IAN: All right, let's just... -No wonder you can't win a fucking war. 388 00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:10,843 IAN: Thanks for your time. -Because of shitheads like you... 389 00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:13,804 ...we're gonna be eating egg rolls and speaking slant-eye. 390 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:19,727 Army too chickenshit? Fuck you, we're going to the Navy. 391 00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:30,154 KEVIN: Veronica. I got 20 minutes left on my break. 392 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:33,657 That should give us enough time to go three times, easy. 393 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:36,368 -Just ate. -That's okay, I'll do all the work. 394 00:25:36,577 --> 00:25:37,619 -Maybe later. -Come on. 395 00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:41,539 The best part about making a baby is you get to have sex while we're doing it. 396 00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:43,667 -Not likely. -What are you talking about? 397 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:45,002 Making a baby. 398 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,713 I told you, the ball doctor said we're good to go. 399 00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:49,048 I'm talking about me. 400 00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:53,093 Went to the clinic today. Said me having kids "not likely." 401 00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:54,803 PID. 402 00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:57,514 -Is that bad? -Bad enough. 403 00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:00,726 -It's gonna be okay. -Never really wanted them anyway. 404 00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:03,604 -What? What do you mean? -I like things the way they are. 405 00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:05,397 -Why change? -It's what we wanted. 406 00:26:05,606 --> 00:26:07,441 -Not what I wanted. -We talked about it. 407 00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:09,860 I was telling you what you wanted to hear. 408 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:12,196 -So you were lying? -You calling me a liar? 409 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:13,864 Maybe. If you lied about it. 410 00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:16,033 You were thinking about what you wanted. 411 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:17,701 Now you're calling me selfish? 412 00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:21,121 Congratulations, you just got everything you wanted all along. 413 00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:26,376 Fuck, that hurt. 414 00:26:30,798 --> 00:26:33,383 MAN: All right, GED practice test next week. 415 00:26:33,591 --> 00:26:35,886 And remember, knives count as weapons... 416 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:38,013 ...so please leave them at home. 417 00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:41,141 -Looking at you, Miguel and Shontasia. -Me? 418 00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:45,854 FIONA: Hi. Fiona Gallagher. -Mm-hm. 419 00:26:46,063 --> 00:26:49,483 I'm just wondering if there's anything more I should be doing. 420 00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:51,318 Only the second class. 421 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:54,196 Anything I could be studying at home? 422 00:26:54,404 --> 00:26:57,615 -Why'd you drop out of high school? -I didn't have time. 423 00:26:57,825 --> 00:26:58,867 Mm-hm. 424 00:26:59,076 --> 00:27:01,662 -Family thing. -What are you gonna do with your GED? 425 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:05,124 I was tossing around the idea of club-restaurant management. 426 00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:07,251 But I found out I'm underqualified. 427 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:10,379 I'm afraid the GED only takes you so far nowadays. 428 00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:12,630 Didn't mention that in your opening remarks. 429 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,134 They encourage us not to. 430 00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:18,595 Guess I need to aim a little lower. Massage therapist? 431 00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:23,350 You're here because there's a gap in your education, not your intelligence. 432 00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:26,311 -You live near Daley College? -The JC? 433 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,982 They offer a range of business courses. Have scholarships, financial aid. 434 00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:34,027 You can take classes while holding down a job. You have the time now? 435 00:27:35,779 --> 00:27:37,156 I might, yeah. 436 00:27:37,364 --> 00:27:39,783 Don't have to aim low. 437 00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:51,253 You're only my second patient. 438 00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:54,840 My first one died, so one for one. 439 00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:56,300 [COUGHING] 440 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:59,845 Aw. Do you...? Um... 441 00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:03,056 Do you want me... 442 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:08,020 ...to end your suffering? 443 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:10,480 Do you want me to...? 444 00:28:10,688 --> 00:28:12,690 [GRUNTS] 445 00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:14,943 Like...? 446 00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:17,654 You just say the word and I'll: 447 00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:19,697 [MUFFLED GRUNTING] 448 00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:21,241 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 449 00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:22,910 Yes? Was that a yes? 450 00:28:23,701 --> 00:28:25,537 It was just hard to hear. 451 00:28:25,746 --> 00:28:29,166 Maybe if you plug the hole with your finger? 452 00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:33,503 Okay, bit of a whistle. Maybe try the thumb. 453 00:28:33,711 --> 00:28:35,130 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] 454 00:28:35,339 --> 00:28:37,466 Hungry? Oh! 455 00:28:37,674 --> 00:28:39,760 Yes, I have something special. 456 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:44,014 Yes, you just wait right there. Um... 457 00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:49,811 Hey, look what I have. Crème brûlée. 458 00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:53,523 Would you like some? Okay. 459 00:28:55,317 --> 00:28:58,654 Let's see, if I put this in your mouth... 460 00:28:58,862 --> 00:29:02,783 ...is it just gonna spill out that hole? 461 00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:08,372 -Monica! MONICA: I'm in here. 462 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:13,293 I'm replacing the shelf paper. It's gonna look great in here. 463 00:29:14,378 --> 00:29:17,339 -What? -You wanna apologize? 464 00:29:17,547 --> 00:29:18,590 For what? 465 00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:21,468 For leaving me in fucking Indiana somewhere. 466 00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:24,972 -I should've hit you with the car. -Walked 10, 15 miles. 467 00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:26,890 You must be tired. 468 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:28,600 Froze my ass off. 469 00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:32,854 How about a bath? 470 00:29:33,063 --> 00:29:36,233 I'll run you a bath, and then after... 471 00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:39,528 ...we can do what we do best. 472 00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:42,572 -We don't have an eightball. -Not that. 473 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:45,242 -Sex? -A kid. 474 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,703 Oh, Frank, let's do it. 475 00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:54,501 Who are we to deny the world another shining Gallagher star? 476 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,920 We had one kid on coke. Debbie. 477 00:29:57,129 --> 00:29:59,298 -That was Carl. -No, Carl was E. 478 00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:01,883 -Thought Liam was E. -Liam was acid. 479 00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:03,343 -Don't you remember? -Yeah. 480 00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:07,848 Christmas Eve, I got it from that bail-bond guy. We had our own rave. 481 00:30:08,056 --> 00:30:12,019 Till the kids came downstairs asking for fucking gifts. 482 00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:15,647 But we've never made a little rug rat on GHB. 483 00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:18,066 Aw... 484 00:30:18,275 --> 00:30:22,696 Yeah. Yeah, let's do this. 485 00:30:22,904 --> 00:30:23,947 Not in my room. 486 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:25,407 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 487 00:30:25,615 --> 00:30:27,909 Need to get shitfaced. Don't wanna do it alone. 488 00:30:28,118 --> 00:30:29,661 -I'll pour, you talk. -I'll get the cups. 489 00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:31,580 [PHONE PLAYS RINGTONE] 490 00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:34,041 -What do you want? -I have to cancel our date. 491 00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:35,417 -What date? -I'm sorry. 492 00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:38,045 Keep tomorrow night free, okay? I gotta go. 493 00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:39,504 You find the ship? 494 00:30:39,713 --> 00:30:40,839 Thank you. 495 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:43,759 There's nothing on it. 496 00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:47,137 MAN: I guess they unloaded it already. -Where are the containers? 497 00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:49,765 How the fuck should I know? 498 00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:03,904 Fuck. 499 00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:07,115 [DOOR BELLS JINGLE] 500 00:31:07,324 --> 00:31:09,659 Easy. Fuck. 501 00:31:12,496 --> 00:31:13,580 Is that Linda's? 502 00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:15,916 It already shot one Milkovich. 503 00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:18,377 I got a way we can get rid of Mandy's dad. 504 00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:20,879 Don't even have to fire a bullet. 505 00:31:21,505 --> 00:31:24,341 -He's on parole, right? -Kidnapping and grand theft auto. 506 00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:28,428 What do you think the cops would do if they found one of those in his house? 507 00:31:28,637 --> 00:31:31,139 -Linda will know if we took it. -Grammy's 9 mm. 508 00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:34,476 -He could get six years. -Yeah, or life. 509 00:31:34,684 --> 00:31:37,479 The serial numbers aren't scratched off. 510 00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:41,525 The gun's bound to have racked up a body count. All we have to do is plant it. 511 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:44,694 I got nothing to lose. I bombed the trig midterm. 512 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,071 How bad? 513 00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:48,240 -I tried to enlist. -What? 514 00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:51,451 Monica took me. Figured Mandy's dad couldn't kill me in Kabul. 515 00:31:51,660 --> 00:31:55,038 -There's plenty of Muslims who could. -Well, they all turned me down. 516 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:57,791 The Army, the Navy, Marines, Air Force. 517 00:31:57,999 --> 00:32:00,001 Still got the Coast Guard. 518 00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:02,170 It's my fucking funeral. 519 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:09,052 Look, just lay low until tomorrow morning, okay? 520 00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:11,638 Don't forget the gun. 521 00:32:18,562 --> 00:32:21,731 On top of managing the bar, I could've got my own night to promote. 522 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,984 Why we talking about a job you didn't get? 523 00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:25,235 I really wanted it. 524 00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:28,530 Don't spend time thinking about things you can't have. 525 00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:31,199 Doctor didn't say it was impossible. 526 00:32:31,408 --> 00:32:32,617 Close to it. 527 00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:35,036 Since when do you take no for an answer? 528 00:32:35,245 --> 00:32:37,622 Since when do you? 529 00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:43,378 JODY [SINGING]: How can I just let you walk away? 530 00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:47,257 Just let you leave without a trace 531 00:32:47,591 --> 00:32:51,636 When I stand here taking every breath 532 00:32:51,845 --> 00:32:54,890 With you, ooh 533 00:32:55,265 --> 00:33:00,979 Sheila, you're the only one who really knew me at all. 534 00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:11,031 Wake up, baby, come on. Mommy needs your help. Where is Ian? 535 00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:14,034 Come on, it's gonna be fun. 536 00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:19,039 Debbie, don't forget your father. 537 00:33:24,377 --> 00:33:26,963 Thanks for letting me talk your ear off last night, Fi. 538 00:33:27,172 --> 00:33:28,965 I'll tell her when she gets back. 539 00:33:29,174 --> 00:33:31,635 Where the hell did she go this early? 540 00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:13,552 Hey. He's still in there. They leave a key anywhere? 541 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,638 Door's unlocked. Who would be crazy enough to break in? 542 00:34:16,846 --> 00:34:19,683 Right. You bring Grammy's gun? 543 00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:24,271 Remember to wipe your prints off. 544 00:34:24,479 --> 00:34:26,147 There he is. 545 00:34:42,122 --> 00:34:43,623 Where should we plant it? 546 00:34:43,832 --> 00:34:45,834 Maybe beside all the others? 547 00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:49,421 IAN: Jesus. 548 00:34:50,672 --> 00:34:52,924 LIP: Like bringing a joint to a crack house. 549 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:56,886 [DOOR OPENS] 550 00:35:02,392 --> 00:35:04,436 What the fuck? 551 00:35:07,188 --> 00:35:08,857 LIP: Go! 552 00:35:09,983 --> 00:35:11,735 Move, move, move. 553 00:35:12,736 --> 00:35:13,778 [YELLS] 554 00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:24,039 TERRY: Huh? 555 00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:30,211 I'm gonna fucking waste your Peter Pan ass. 556 00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:31,921 Put it down. 557 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,007 -The fuck you doing? -Let him go. 558 00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:35,800 The little shit broke in. 559 00:35:36,009 --> 00:35:37,510 -He's not the dad! -He knows. 560 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,929 -The fuck I do. -I told you whose it is. 561 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:42,599 Let him go, Dad. This is between us. 562 00:35:53,026 --> 00:35:54,319 Your dad? 563 00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:58,448 Another word and I'll blow your brains all over the fucking linoleum. 564 00:36:08,208 --> 00:36:09,501 What are you doing here? 565 00:36:09,709 --> 00:36:12,545 I didn't wanna sleep in our bed without you. 566 00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:14,381 Your eyes are red. 567 00:36:14,589 --> 00:36:16,966 I couldn't sleep. You? 568 00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:22,263 -I'll go first. -No, me. 569 00:36:22,472 --> 00:36:25,183 -I called you a liar. -Only because I am. 570 00:36:25,392 --> 00:36:28,937 Said I didn't want kids. I did. 571 00:36:30,397 --> 00:36:31,523 Yeah. 572 00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:37,904 You know, there are lots of kids who need a home. 573 00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:39,739 Fucked up foster kids like me. 574 00:36:39,948 --> 00:36:43,326 Exactly. We could build up our own army, like Wesley Snipes. 575 00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:44,869 Take over the neighborhood. 576 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:47,205 [KEVIN SIGHS] 577 00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:53,211 You know, no one said that we have to stop trying. 578 00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:56,506 -Oh... -Ha-ha-ha. Come here. 579 00:36:58,174 --> 00:36:59,509 [VERONICA LAUGHS] 580 00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:07,392 I'm going to slit your throat with a motherfucking can opener! 581 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,478 I have no food, my fucking phone is dying, man! 582 00:37:10,687 --> 00:37:12,814 I am trying to find you. 583 00:37:13,022 --> 00:37:14,691 Estefania, please! 584 00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:17,193 You were on your way to Georgia but got rerouted. 585 00:37:17,402 --> 00:37:19,779 I don't care, man. I don't fucking care. 586 00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:23,241 Listen, I just finished an hour conversation with my brother... 587 00:37:23,450 --> 00:37:26,244 ...and he's dead 12 years. Get me out of here! 588 00:37:26,453 --> 00:37:29,122 -Why don't you give it a rest? -Hello? 589 00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:31,291 Hello? 590 00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:33,334 [SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE] 591 00:37:33,543 --> 00:37:35,670 -Fuck! -Aah! 592 00:37:36,212 --> 00:37:38,882 You... Dead man. 593 00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:47,056 What are you doing? 594 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:50,351 What does it look like? I'm steam-cleaning the rug. 595 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,479 I rented it from Jewel-Osco. 596 00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:55,690 When's the last time you think this has been cleaned? 597 00:37:55,899 --> 00:37:57,525 How many miles did you run? 598 00:37:59,944 --> 00:38:02,071 -Four. -You'll be up to six in no time. 599 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,366 Yeah, take a shower while there's still hot water. 600 00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:08,161 Hey, Carl. 601 00:38:10,330 --> 00:38:11,372 Carl? 602 00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:15,585 Hey, just want a second with Mandy, okay? 603 00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:17,003 You need this? 604 00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:24,761 -All right, I'll see you later. -Yeah. 605 00:38:31,059 --> 00:38:32,560 So... 606 00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:38,399 -When'd you get home? -Last night. 607 00:38:40,944 --> 00:38:43,655 He drinks and mistakes me for Mom. 608 00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:46,449 Only once in a while, not like it's a big deal. 609 00:38:47,951 --> 00:38:50,453 Watch the fucking look on your face. 610 00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:53,748 A Gallagher looking down on me? I don't think so. 611 00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:56,334 Why'd he think it was me? 612 00:38:57,085 --> 00:38:58,628 Blacks out. 613 00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:01,422 Forgets. 614 00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:04,634 Lip better keep his mouth shut. 615 00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:06,094 He will. 616 00:39:06,636 --> 00:39:09,597 I just wish the whole thing would go away. 617 00:39:11,975 --> 00:39:13,393 We can make it. 618 00:39:13,601 --> 00:39:16,813 -You got $600 lying around? -We can raise it. 619 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,984 The money, not the baby. 620 00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:24,070 You'd do that? 621 00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:27,282 You're my girlfriend. 622 00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:40,545 Anthony Bourdain? Sanjay Gupta? 623 00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:45,717 Nancy Grace. There's gotta be a missing white girl somewhere. 624 00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:48,386 Aw, Ruben, I'm trying. 625 00:39:48,595 --> 00:39:53,016 No? You don't want TV, you don't eat. 626 00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:58,229 Do you have a wish? Before you go? Anything I can get you? 627 00:40:02,191 --> 00:40:03,985 Yeah? 628 00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:10,658 Oh. Oh, I don't... I'm not sure what you mean. Oh. 629 00:40:10,867 --> 00:40:13,286 -Milk. Eggs. -Aw... 630 00:40:14,037 --> 00:40:15,413 -Hey, bro. -He can't hear you. 631 00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:17,206 Is it getting cold out there? 632 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:21,127 -I could use a shower. -That's not a good idea. 633 00:40:25,214 --> 00:40:26,549 Hey, I: 634 00:40:34,349 --> 00:40:38,019 Uh... Okay, I'll tell her. 635 00:40:38,227 --> 00:40:40,939 I spent the past few months learning baby sign language. 636 00:40:41,147 --> 00:40:43,358 He says he hates crème brûlée. 637 00:40:43,566 --> 00:40:44,609 [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 638 00:40:44,817 --> 00:40:46,194 -It gives him the runs. -Oh. 639 00:40:46,402 --> 00:40:49,656 I noticed that. Is there anything he does like? 640 00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:51,991 JODY: What do you wanna eat? 641 00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:55,828 -Know how to make cake? -Strawberry shortcake. 642 00:40:56,037 --> 00:40:57,914 JODY: Strawberry shortcake? 643 00:40:58,122 --> 00:40:59,374 No, he says, "Fuck that." 644 00:40:59,582 --> 00:41:05,421 Vanilla cake with a shitload of Grand Marnier. 645 00:41:05,630 --> 00:41:07,924 Hey, you need to watch your language, bro. 646 00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:11,594 Uh, there's one more thing before he kicks it. 647 00:41:11,803 --> 00:41:12,845 Uh... 648 00:41:13,054 --> 00:41:14,389 -Want to fuck. -Hey! 649 00:41:14,597 --> 00:41:17,308 Out of line, bro. That's a lady right there. 650 00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:20,770 SHEILA: What'd he say? -He's sorry. 651 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:23,773 He'll settle for something else. 652 00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:29,779 Oh... 653 00:41:30,029 --> 00:41:32,031 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 654 00:41:33,574 --> 00:41:36,869 MEG: Everything but the Cristal in the cooler. MAN: All right. 655 00:41:44,544 --> 00:41:46,754 I want the job. 656 00:41:48,381 --> 00:41:51,009 -Fiona... -You asked if I'd managed before. 657 00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:54,679 Yeah, a houseful of kids. Taught me how to smack with one hand... 658 00:41:54,887 --> 00:41:57,306 ...while giving a pat on the back with the other. 659 00:41:57,515 --> 00:41:59,183 Inventory, budgeting? 660 00:41:59,392 --> 00:42:04,022 Go grocery shopping for a family of six with what's in my pocket, then let's talk. 661 00:42:04,731 --> 00:42:07,191 Somebody saw that you were more than a cage dancer... 662 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,444 ...and they took a chance on you. 663 00:42:14,574 --> 00:42:16,492 I can do this. 664 00:42:18,828 --> 00:42:20,496 I got a pre-opening event tonight. 665 00:42:20,705 --> 00:42:23,458 -Things move fast, gotta keep up. -I will. 666 00:42:24,584 --> 00:42:26,377 All right, let's give it a shot. 667 00:42:26,961 --> 00:42:31,883 That's what managers wear. Pick out your size. I gotta go audition DJs. 668 00:42:32,425 --> 00:42:34,135 I'm gonna kick ass, Meg. 669 00:42:34,343 --> 00:42:36,929 All right, I'll see you at 9. 670 00:42:38,848 --> 00:42:40,099 IAN: Okay, cool. 671 00:42:40,308 --> 00:42:43,019 Yeah, thanks, man. Kev says we're all set for the Alibi. 672 00:42:43,227 --> 00:42:45,271 Why do we have to do this stupid fundraiser? 673 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:49,108 -Mandy needs our help. -Got more chocolate-chip cookies. 674 00:42:49,317 --> 00:42:52,070 Every buck counts, right? Who wants another batch? 675 00:42:52,278 --> 00:42:54,363 Peanut butter? Toffee? 676 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:57,283 Where's the tape? Can't find anything in this kitchen. 677 00:42:58,284 --> 00:43:00,119 When are we moving the furniture back? 678 00:43:00,328 --> 00:43:02,413 Debbie, I love your poster. 679 00:43:02,622 --> 00:43:06,375 Who'd you get your artistic talent from? Who wants to sample a cookie? 680 00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:09,295 FRANK: Me. IAN: Uh, they're for the fundraiser. 681 00:43:09,504 --> 00:43:12,173 Blood sugar's dipping trying to keep up with your mother. 682 00:43:12,381 --> 00:43:14,425 -She's wearing me out. CARL: I'm done. 683 00:43:16,552 --> 00:43:19,138 Uh, it's "fundraiser," not "fun razor." 684 00:43:19,347 --> 00:43:22,391 Want them to show up, make them think someone's getting cut. 685 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:23,643 [IMITATES RAZOR CUTTING] 686 00:43:23,851 --> 00:43:25,686 All right, make copies, man. 687 00:43:25,895 --> 00:43:29,398 I'll take him. Come on, you and me, Carl. We can take the new car. 688 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:31,359 Can't get enough Carl-and-Mommy time. 689 00:43:31,567 --> 00:43:34,278 Do you need some new clothes? We could stop at JC Penney. 690 00:43:34,779 --> 00:43:37,949 -I can drive. -No... Do you have a license? 691 00:43:41,202 --> 00:43:45,248 Mom's never gonna shampoo the rug, is she? 692 00:43:47,667 --> 00:43:50,503 STEVE: Will you calm down? Okay, will you sit down? Take a seat! 693 00:43:50,711 --> 00:43:52,004 [ESTEFANIA SHOUTING IN PORTUGUESE] 694 00:43:52,213 --> 00:43:55,633 If I knew what you were saying, I'm sure that it's great, but can you...? 695 00:43:55,842 --> 00:43:59,178 I am trying my best. I am trying... 696 00:43:59,387 --> 00:44:02,473 -You. Where have you been? LIP: I'm not on fucking retainer. 697 00:44:02,682 --> 00:44:04,433 Okay, Marco's disappeared. 698 00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:08,062 He's on a truck somewhere, no idea where. 699 00:44:08,271 --> 00:44:09,814 That's not good. 700 00:44:10,022 --> 00:44:13,276 -Whoa, you know Portuguese? -Yeah, it's like Italian. 701 00:44:13,776 --> 00:44:17,238 She says if you don't find Marco alive, she's gonna call her father. 702 00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:22,368 Hope you're not wed to your eyes or your tongue. 703 00:44:24,745 --> 00:44:26,205 Or your dick. 704 00:44:26,414 --> 00:44:27,915 Here, hold this? 705 00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:33,379 -No, no, no. Who are you calling? -I got a teamster friend in the local 710. 706 00:44:35,506 --> 00:44:37,175 Yeah, yo, Tully. 707 00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:42,597 I'm looking for a container one of your drivers is hauling. Uh-huh. 708 00:44:42,805 --> 00:44:44,932 Yeah, sure, I can hold. 709 00:44:46,309 --> 00:44:48,311 [INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER] 710 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:50,897 MONICA: Oh, shit, Carl. 711 00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:55,484 Carl, switch places. Come on. Quick, quick, quick. 712 00:44:58,362 --> 00:45:00,948 Look innocent. Good. 713 00:45:01,157 --> 00:45:04,744 Hi. You're supposed to be wearing your seat belt. 714 00:45:07,038 --> 00:45:09,749 Think these'll match. What you looking up? 715 00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:12,376 -Nothing. -It's my computer. 716 00:45:12,585 --> 00:45:16,464 You don't know how to do private browsing, I'll check the history later. 717 00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:20,927 Richard Daley College? 718 00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:24,847 -Just seeing what's out there. -You gotta get Lip back in high school... 719 00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:27,642 ...before you got any shot of getting him into college. 720 00:45:27,850 --> 00:45:29,560 Actually, it's for me. 721 00:45:29,769 --> 00:45:32,438 If I pass my GED next month, I could enroll for January. 722 00:45:32,647 --> 00:45:35,107 I could fit in two classes a day before the club. 723 00:45:35,316 --> 00:45:39,028 Study marketing, I could be promoting my own night before end of semester. 724 00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:42,865 Good for you, Fi. Why didn't you just say so? 725 00:45:43,074 --> 00:45:46,452 I thought you was looking at Kev's dick pics. 726 00:45:46,661 --> 00:45:48,663 [BOTH LAUGH] 727 00:45:51,123 --> 00:45:54,043 Hey, Gallagher, you seen Fiona? I've been looking for her. 728 00:45:54,252 --> 00:45:56,587 -Why, what's up? -Your mom's down at the station. 729 00:45:56,796 --> 00:45:59,215 Bring bail money. 730 00:46:04,053 --> 00:46:06,055 [INHALING] 731 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,244 Dying wish. 732 00:46:28,452 --> 00:46:30,579 How we gonna feed it to him? 733 00:46:30,787 --> 00:46:32,456 Oh. 734 00:46:38,671 --> 00:46:40,089 [WHIMPERING] 735 00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:43,884 Think he wants another hit. 736 00:46:44,093 --> 00:46:46,304 He worked so hard to get clean. 737 00:46:47,596 --> 00:46:49,849 Sometimes it's not worth holding out. 738 00:46:50,057 --> 00:46:54,061 Life's too short. Why not just give in? 739 00:47:18,961 --> 00:47:22,757 I'm not here for your stash. I need bail money, I only have a grand. 740 00:47:24,633 --> 00:47:26,969 You have a grand? 741 00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:34,810 Where's the squirrel fund? 742 00:47:35,019 --> 00:47:36,896 The hell's a squirrel fund? 743 00:47:37,104 --> 00:47:41,942 -Empty your fucking pockets. -You talk to your father that way? 744 00:47:48,783 --> 00:47:54,663 Get the fucking key and get me out of here. 745 00:47:54,871 --> 00:47:56,248 I want my phone call. 746 00:47:58,084 --> 00:48:01,420 I'm gonna get my lawyer and Rodney King your asses. 747 00:48:01,629 --> 00:48:04,881 Your brother was driving. He got a nasty bump, but he'll be fine. 748 00:48:05,091 --> 00:48:07,927 I told my captain your mom was driving under the influence. 749 00:48:08,135 --> 00:48:10,137 MONICA: You feel powerful locking me up? 750 00:48:10,346 --> 00:48:11,555 She's not making it easy. 751 00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:14,725 MONICA: I'm not invisible. 752 00:48:14,934 --> 00:48:16,477 Hey, buddy, you doing okay? 753 00:48:16,685 --> 00:48:21,023 Do you hear me? I'm right here. 754 00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:24,735 I'm right here. I'm here. 755 00:48:26,487 --> 00:48:29,156 -Thank you. KEVIN: Thattaboy, Jack. 756 00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:34,120 What the fuck is this? 757 00:48:34,578 --> 00:48:36,247 IAN: We're raising money. 758 00:48:36,455 --> 00:48:39,333 For Mandy. Twenty-five dollars, all the well drinks you want. 759 00:48:39,542 --> 00:48:42,086 You got 10 minutes to sign up for the pool tournament. 760 00:48:42,294 --> 00:48:44,672 Five dollar entry fee, bragging rights at stake. 761 00:48:45,131 --> 00:48:46,382 Thanks for all your help. 762 00:48:46,590 --> 00:48:48,509 Too many Gallaghers in the world already. 763 00:48:48,717 --> 00:48:51,679 Lip, now you? Instead of passing rubbers out at your school... 764 00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:54,181 ...they should be passing them out at your house. 765 00:48:54,390 --> 00:48:56,142 -Hey, Debbie. Cookies. -Oh. 766 00:48:56,350 --> 00:49:01,230 We have dollar a cookie, a buck fifty a brownie, 70 for the gun. 767 00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:02,481 Oh. 768 00:49:02,690 --> 00:49:04,567 Hey, how'd you get so many people here? 769 00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:06,735 Told them proceeds go to a great cause. 770 00:49:06,943 --> 00:49:08,904 It's for a church retreat. 771 00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:10,698 Kids with cleft palates. 772 00:49:10,906 --> 00:49:13,701 Here. The NRA. 773 00:49:13,909 --> 00:49:16,495 The resistance against the Zionist occupation. 774 00:49:34,513 --> 00:49:37,099 Hey, wow, you look great. 775 00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:41,270 -Where's Pele? -Florida. Sunshine state. 776 00:49:41,479 --> 00:49:45,065 Heading to the airport, wanted to stop by and ask for another rain check. 777 00:49:45,274 --> 00:49:46,400 -Rain check? -Yeah, I mean... 778 00:49:46,609 --> 00:49:47,651 [CAR HORN HONKING] 779 00:49:47,860 --> 00:49:49,445 Tomorrow, I'm all yours, okay? 780 00:49:49,653 --> 00:49:51,447 Who says I want you? 781 00:49:51,655 --> 00:49:52,698 [ESTEFANIA SPEAKS IN PORTUGUESE] 782 00:49:52,907 --> 00:49:54,366 Got it. 783 00:50:04,919 --> 00:50:06,754 [GRUNTS] 784 00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:11,007 -Where the fuck have you been? FIONA: You back for good or just visiting? 785 00:50:11,217 --> 00:50:14,386 -Just bailed Monica out of jail. -What? Why? 786 00:50:14,595 --> 00:50:16,931 Cops and their fucking quotas, why do you think? 787 00:50:17,139 --> 00:50:19,141 She let Carl play bumper cars with a Buick. 788 00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:22,686 -Is he okay? -"Is he okay?" What about your mother? 789 00:50:22,895 --> 00:50:27,149 She birthed your ungrateful asses. I'm late for a meeting. 790 00:50:27,733 --> 00:50:29,193 They said Carl's gonna be fine. 791 00:50:29,401 --> 00:50:32,071 But it's hard to tell, he's concussed more than he isn't. 792 00:50:32,279 --> 00:50:33,822 Don't let him fall asleep. 793 00:50:34,030 --> 00:50:35,950 You're AWOL, now you're giving orders? 794 00:50:36,158 --> 00:50:37,660 -I was around. -Really? 795 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:41,330 So you know Monica spent all the squirrel-fund money? 796 00:50:42,623 --> 00:50:45,167 I wouldn't have even had the cash to bail her out... 797 00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:48,796 ...if I didn't return a bunch of dolls I found in Debbie's room. 798 00:50:49,004 --> 00:50:52,841 The first rule you learn in this house, you hide the goddamn money. 799 00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:58,264 -She seemed better. -Look at this place. 800 00:50:58,472 --> 00:51:00,683 The sofa is in the kitchen. 801 00:51:00,891 --> 00:51:03,143 For fuck's sake, she tried to get Ian to enlist. 802 00:51:03,352 --> 00:51:04,520 She what? 803 00:51:04,728 --> 00:51:07,648 What did you think was gonna happen, Fiona? 804 00:51:08,774 --> 00:51:10,859 Thought it might be different this time. 805 00:51:12,778 --> 00:51:15,864 Well, how'd that Kool-Aid taste going down? 806 00:51:17,866 --> 00:51:19,075 Where is she? 807 00:51:29,044 --> 00:51:31,130 You could've gotten Carl killed. 808 00:51:31,338 --> 00:51:33,089 You tried to get Ian into the Army? 809 00:51:35,718 --> 00:51:37,595 You promised me. 810 00:51:38,429 --> 00:51:39,471 Get out of bed. 811 00:51:41,974 --> 00:51:44,852 Get out of bed, Mom! 812 00:52:11,045 --> 00:52:12,296 [SCREAMS AND SOBS] 813 00:52:30,022 --> 00:52:31,190 [SIGHS] 814 00:53:24,118 --> 00:53:28,455 MARCO: Get me out of here! Please! Help! 815 00:53:28,664 --> 00:53:30,666 [BANGING] 816 00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:33,460 Help!