1 00:00:04,796 --> 00:00:06,131 Hey, back up. 2 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:08,091 What do I look like, the information lady? 3 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:10,635 Hell, no. I'm a law enforcement officer, 4 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:11,970 emphasis on the enforcement. 5 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,097 You need to know what happened last week on Shameless? 6 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:16,558 Better go find someone who actually gives a shit. 7 00:00:16,599 --> 00:00:18,184 rock music 8 00:00:18,226 --> 00:00:19,769 [insistent knocking] 9 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:21,229 [Kev] City of Chicago says 10 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:23,815 all bars are closed until further notice. 11 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:26,526 Hail, 'rona survivors! Where is everyone? 12 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:28,737 The mayor shut us all down again on Tuesday. 13 00:00:28,778 --> 00:00:30,947 Well, who the hell can keep track? 14 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:32,615 [Lip] I made a big mistake, son. 15 00:00:32,657 --> 00:00:33,783 I rented this house without asking 16 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:34,784 your mommy first, 17 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:36,828 and now I'm basically her bitch. 18 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,872 [Frank] Holy shit! 19 00:00:38,913 --> 00:00:39,956 What the hell is that? 20 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:40,874 [Veronica] Hands off, Frank. 21 00:00:40,915 --> 00:00:42,000 We're not offering credit 22 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,627 on cannabis products. Payment up front only. 23 00:00:44,669 --> 00:00:45,879 Debbie needs her share of the utilities. 24 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:47,422 Want me to get some shitty-ass 25 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:48,423 minimum-wage job like you, 26 00:00:48,465 --> 00:00:49,591 hauling boxes around a warehouse? 27 00:00:49,632 --> 00:00:51,301 [Ian] What the fuck is this? 28 00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:52,719 I go and get our money, 29 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:54,804 all I find is IOUs. 30 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:56,765 You spent all our money from the wedding? 31 00:00:56,806 --> 00:00:58,683 Did you eat all the brownies? 32 00:00:58,725 --> 00:00:59,976 I had three, 33 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:01,728 and Tommy had four. 34 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:02,812 We were hungry. 35 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:07,776 With the loss of so many officers to the 'rona, 36 00:01:07,817 --> 00:01:09,569 the bosses are willing to put you on the street. 37 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:10,779 It's not a tough call to give you a badge. 38 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:12,739 Busting heads is a man's job, 39 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:14,783 and you are a natural born ass kicker. 40 00:01:14,824 --> 00:01:15,825 [grunts] 41 00:01:15,867 --> 00:01:17,118 [Ruger] Congratulations, Gallagher. 42 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,870 You're gonna get to be one of the best of the best, 43 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:21,498 a goddamn Chicago police officer. 44 00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:24,125 Thank you, sir. 45 00:01:29,547 --> 00:01:32,550 rock music 46 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:39,307 Think of all the luck you got 47 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:42,727 Know that it's not for naught 48 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:45,814 You were beaming once before 49 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:50,151 But it's not like that anymore 50 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:53,738 What is this downside 51 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:57,033 That you speak of? 52 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:59,077 What is this feeling 53 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:02,497 You're so sure of? 54 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:14,092 Round up the friends you got 55 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:17,095 Know that they're not for naught 56 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:20,140 You were willing once before 57 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:24,811 But it's not like that anymore 58 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:27,981 What is this downside 59 00:02:28,022 --> 00:02:31,526 That you speak of? 60 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:33,653 What is this feeling 61 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:37,699 You're so sure of? 62 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:41,828 rock music 63 00:02:44,789 --> 00:02:48,126 Watch out, crackheads. Coming back for you later. 64 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:51,004 Making a mental note of your face, shitbag. 65 00:02:56,801 --> 00:02:57,927 Watch it, ladies. 66 00:02:57,969 --> 00:02:59,345 Might haul your asses down to the station. 67 00:02:59,387 --> 00:03:01,639 Yeah, that's right. You're looking at the po-po. 68 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,516 First day on the job. 69 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:10,732 My birthday! 70 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:17,071 Wake up! [knocks] 71 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:21,367 Wake up! I'm five! 72 00:03:23,661 --> 00:03:25,788 [Lip] Hey, hey. Look who it is. 73 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:29,584 The birthday girl. [sniffles, sighs] 74 00:03:32,253 --> 00:03:33,796 Presents? 75 00:03:33,838 --> 00:03:34,756 Oh, no, no. 76 00:03:34,797 --> 00:03:35,924 It's not like Christmas, Franny. 77 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:37,008 You're gonna get your presents 78 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,343 tonight at your party. 79 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:39,552 Oh. 80 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:40,386 Hey. 81 00:03:40,428 --> 00:03:41,638 Come on. 82 00:03:41,679 --> 00:03:43,640 Let's go make some breakfast, huh? 83 00:03:43,681 --> 00:03:45,850 [whooshes] 84 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:46,935 Whoof! 85 00:03:46,976 --> 00:03:48,686 Go sit! 86 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:49,687 Yo, what up? 87 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:51,189 Why'd you guys sleep here last night? 88 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,523 Oh, the fumes at our new place 89 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:53,983 from resurfacing the bathtub. 90 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:55,485 Good morning, Franny. Happy birthday. 91 00:03:55,526 --> 00:03:56,569 Thank you. 92 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:57,737 [Lip] These up for grabs? 93 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:58,988 - No, don't touch. - Why? 94 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:00,907 I'm gonna sell them for cheap to the lunch debt kids. 95 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:02,200 What's a lunch debt kid? 96 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,202 [Liam] Kids who run out of money on their food account. 97 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,913 Can't eat the hot lunch till they pay up. 98 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:08,164 Is that even legal? 99 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:09,999 Don't public schools have to feed the kids? 100 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:12,377 Yeah, but the lunch lady serves them gross shit 101 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:13,795 like stale bread, 102 00:04:13,836 --> 00:04:15,505 government cheese, chunky pudding. 103 00:04:15,546 --> 00:04:17,966 So you're capitalizing on the misfortunes of others 104 00:04:18,007 --> 00:04:20,009 by selling them your peanut butter sandwiches? 105 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:22,178 The American way. See you. 106 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:25,556 Hey, there's my sweet birthday princess! 107 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:27,058 Who is five today? 108 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,268 - Me! - [Debbie] You? Ah! 109 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:31,938 I don't know! She looks like a big girl. 110 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:33,231 Did you grow overnight? 111 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,149 Are you sure you're not 15? 112 00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:36,234 I am! I am! 113 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,860 [Sandy] Yeah, I knew you were. 114 00:04:37,902 --> 00:04:39,862 Are you excited for your princess party? 115 00:04:39,904 --> 00:04:41,239 I hate princesses! 116 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,782 What? No, you don't. 117 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:44,367 I'm with Frans on this one. 118 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:46,911 Hey, no. I invited your entire class. 119 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:48,371 There's gonna be a bouncy house. 120 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:50,290 We're gonna get a bunch of decorations 121 00:04:50,331 --> 00:04:51,916 at the dollar store. It's gonna be great. 122 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:53,334 Hey, can I tag along to the dollar store? 123 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:55,545 - Sure. - Homeboy needs more diapers. 124 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:58,256 - Is that me? - Yeah. 125 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,800 Hey, hey, hey, birthday Franny. 126 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:03,094 Hey, look what I got you from work. 127 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,930 They let us keep stuff if it's past its expiration date. 128 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:07,265 There's so much stuff that just gets 129 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,683 thrown away into a dumpster. 130 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:10,476 Oh, great job, man. Free old cereal. 131 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:12,729 [Ian] Yeah, at least I have a real job. 132 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:14,063 Get off my back. 133 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:15,523 Hey, Debs, I'm finally gonna get 134 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:17,108 my first paycheck later, 135 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,152 so I can start paying for my part of the bills. 136 00:05:19,193 --> 00:05:20,445 - [Debbie] Great. - Wait, what? 137 00:05:20,486 --> 00:05:21,779 I didn't plan on supporting a husband. 138 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:22,864 You gotta pull your weight. 139 00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:24,574 I told you, I am still on my honeymoon. 140 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:26,826 We need money for food, rent. 141 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:27,869 Great. I could go get money 142 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:28,953 in 30 fucking seconds. 143 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:29,996 Legal money. 144 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:31,247 Look, they're hiring over at my warehouse. 145 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:32,832 You could go over there today and apply. 146 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:34,417 Thanks, no thanks. 147 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:35,918 All right, if you don't get a real job today, 148 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,503 you're not getting any more sex. 149 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:38,546 [Lip] Whoo-hoo! 150 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:39,505 [Mickey] Oh, no, please. 151 00:05:39,547 --> 00:05:40,506 I don't give a shit, man. 152 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:42,550 I don't need your disgusting-ass dick. 153 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:43,968 [laughter] 154 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,721 Ah, you guys been married what, like, 50 years now? 155 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,264 - 5-0! - Oh, fuck, it's the cops! 156 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:50,141 - Hey, I'm unarmed! - Don't shoot! Don't shoot! 157 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,352 Ha, ha, ha, very funny, assholes. 158 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:54,020 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'ma go load 159 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:55,980 these bad boys up with armor-piercing rounds 160 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,899 so I can keep the mean streets safe 161 00:05:57,940 --> 00:05:59,817 for fuck-heads like you guys. 162 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:00,985 Watch out, Chicago! 163 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:03,196 You're going down. 164 00:06:05,948 --> 00:06:07,909 - Here you go, Kerm. - Thanks, Kev. 165 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:10,495 May there be many more where this comes from. 166 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:13,373 [knocking at door] 167 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:20,755 Hey, Tommy. 168 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,548 Kev. 169 00:06:25,676 --> 00:06:27,095 Kermit. 170 00:06:27,136 --> 00:06:28,554 Tommy. 171 00:06:35,311 --> 00:06:37,522 Why are you two sitting so far apart from each other? 172 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:40,108 - Social distancing. - Take a beer, Kev. 173 00:06:40,149 --> 00:06:42,193 Yeah, sure, of course. 174 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:45,279 [Veronica] Okay, call me when you have more. 175 00:06:45,321 --> 00:06:46,989 Elijah from the dispensary 176 00:06:47,031 --> 00:06:48,408 doesn't have weed either, Kev. 177 00:06:48,449 --> 00:06:49,075 Shit. 178 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:50,868 Whole city's run out. 179 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:53,204 Another symptom of economic anxiety: 180 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:56,290 everyone's self-medicating. 181 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:58,042 Why are you two sitting apart? 182 00:06:58,084 --> 00:06:59,877 - No reason. - Nothing. 183 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:02,171 [quietly] I think they're having a fight. 184 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:04,257 A fight? About what? 185 00:07:04,298 --> 00:07:06,175 [Kev] Saying something under your breath means 186 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:07,718 "keep it quiet." 187 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,846 [Frank] Hello! I'm here. 188 00:07:09,887 --> 00:07:12,265 Oh, Frank! 189 00:07:12,306 --> 00:07:14,642 You gotta use the secret knock. 190 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:17,019 Oh, sorry. 191 00:07:17,061 --> 00:07:18,896 Top of the morning to you. 192 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:21,399 So what you got for me to sample today 193 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,359 in the wonderful world of weed, 194 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:27,196 Master Kev, Mistress V? 195 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:29,740 What are--why are you guys sitting so far apart? 196 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:30,908 One of you fart or something? 197 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:32,827 - Just because. - Stop asking. 198 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:33,911 Jesus, fine. 199 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:36,247 Sit in your own stank, for all I care. 200 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,124 [Veronica] They won't tell us either. 201 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:40,168 Oh. 202 00:07:40,209 --> 00:07:41,294 Where are the goods? 203 00:07:41,335 --> 00:07:42,587 [Veronica] Sold out. 204 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:43,921 Impressive. 205 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:45,673 But our suppliers are out of product now. 206 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:48,217 Ever since the 'rona, there's been a rush on weed. 207 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:49,427 They were not prepared for the demand. 208 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,387 - Everyone's out. - It's a blessing in disguise. 209 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,347 - Pot is dangerous. - Amen to that. 210 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:54,640 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 211 00:07:54,682 --> 00:07:56,517 That's impossible. There's no such thing 212 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:59,103 as a rush on weed. It's in abundance. 213 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,438 There's three different dispensaries 214 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,690 - we use for our product. - [Kev] They're all out. 215 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:03,566 Dispensaries? 216 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:06,736 You know what kind of a markup they've got? 217 00:08:06,777 --> 00:08:08,529 I can get you more product. 218 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:09,280 Where? 219 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,531 Yeah, illegal shit. 220 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:12,909 Marijuana's basically just a weed. 221 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:14,368 The government has no more right 222 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:16,704 to regulate it than they do sunflowers. 223 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:18,206 Or making us wear masks. 224 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:19,415 Exactly! 225 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:22,293 Don't worry. I can get you more product. 226 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,837 We can go in on this together, partners. 227 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:26,797 - Yes. - No! 228 00:08:28,424 --> 00:08:30,718 [whispering] I am not going into the weed business 229 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:31,928 with Frank Gallagher. 230 00:08:31,969 --> 00:08:33,346 Frank Gallagher's the best person to go 231 00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:34,514 - in the weed business with. - Shh. 232 00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:36,349 I was whispering so that means to talk quietly. 233 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:37,433 Well, now you know how it feels. 234 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:40,394 Veronica, I understand your reluctance. 235 00:08:40,436 --> 00:08:43,189 I would feel the same if I were going 236 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:44,649 into business with me. 237 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:48,277 May I suggest we do a trial run today? 238 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:50,738 Give me a chance to prove myself. 239 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:52,323 I will find you weed, 240 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:55,284 I will teach you how to make the best edibles in the city, 241 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:58,955 and then I will help you sell those edibles 242 00:08:58,996 --> 00:09:00,248 at a premium. 243 00:09:00,289 --> 00:09:03,209 I was born to do this. 244 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:07,630 I've been training for it my whole fucking life. 245 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:11,926 Frank Gallagher really is an illegal drug connoisseur, V. 246 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:16,264 Fine, a trial run just for today. 247 00:09:16,305 --> 00:09:18,849 Elijah should have some legal product in stock 248 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:20,059 in a couple of days. 249 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:21,894 You will not regret this. 250 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:23,938 - [sprays disinfectant] - Oh. 251 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,690 [laughs] 252 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:27,066 Nah, it's... 253 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:32,238 brassy music 254 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:49,422 [applause] 255 00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:50,548 [Tipping] Look at those virgins. 256 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,508 This is the freshest meat I've ever seen. 257 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,552 [Simmons] Yanez, over here. 258 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,470 I'ma Denzel Washington your ass today. 259 00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:58,848 Officer Tipping, Carl Gallagher. 260 00:09:58,889 --> 00:09:59,807 I believe I'm your partner. 261 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:02,268 Stand down, son. No need for formality. 262 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:04,103 - Bring it in. - Uh, really? 263 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:05,521 We've all been tested. You wouldn't be here 264 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:07,315 if you were positive. Now bring it in. 265 00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:08,482 [patting] 266 00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:11,193 Welcome to the Chicago police force. 267 00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:13,988 [tires screeching] 268 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,825 - [engine turns over] - [siren wails] 269 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,619 [Lip] All right, first thing we're gonna do: 270 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:21,078 we're gonna open up all the windows, 271 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,747 air out the house. That way, we don't inhale 272 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:23,998 any of the fumes. 273 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,041 It's a good idea, right? 274 00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:26,500 "Yeah, Daddy. You're brilliant." 275 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:28,127 I know. Then we're gonna count 276 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:29,378 all the mismatched light switches, 277 00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:30,755 see which ones need to be replaced, 278 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:33,591 and I need you on bathroom tile duty. 279 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,176 Think you can do that for me? 280 00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:38,012 Go through and see where I need to add more grout. 281 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,305 "Yeah, Daddy." You can? 282 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:42,850 Well, that's great. Thank you so much, buddy. 283 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:45,478 What the actual fuck? 284 00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:57,531 [applause on television] 285 00:10:57,573 --> 00:10:58,824 [Drew Carey] Now you're probably wondering, 286 00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:00,493 "Why do they call it 'More or Less'?" 287 00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:01,619 - Here's why. - [contestant] Okay. 288 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,995 [Drew Carey] We're gonna start off 289 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:04,330 with these wireless speakers, 290 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:05,373 four of them. 291 00:11:05,414 --> 00:11:06,332 $450. 292 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:07,917 Is the actual price 293 00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:09,293 more or less than $450... 294 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,295 Who cares how much the speakers cost? 295 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,381 Just steal 'em. 296 00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:16,217 [TV character] Is-- is this a problem? 297 00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:17,343 Okay. 298 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:19,053 [TV character 2] I won't tell if you won't. 299 00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:20,721 [Mickey] Shit, yeah. 300 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,682 [laughs] 301 00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:24,392 Oh, come on, man. I need more time than that. 302 00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:26,268 What are you doing sitting on the couch? 303 00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:27,978 Watching TV? Wasting your life? 304 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,105 I'm not wasting my life. 305 00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:30,147 Do you even have a job? 306 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:31,399 Do you have a college degree? 307 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,359 No, you don't, do you? Why not? 308 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:35,277 'Cause everything's an excuse with you, isn't it? 309 00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:36,654 Why don't you mind your own fucking business, Jerome? 310 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,489 "I'll apply to school next year." 311 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,699 What's wrong with right now? 312 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:42,535 Stop disappointing the people you love. 313 00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:43,661 Get off the couch 314 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,704 and go make something of yourself. 315 00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:45,955 All--all right, okay. Fuck. 316 00:11:45,996 --> 00:11:47,373 [Jerome] Consider me like your guardian angel. 317 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:48,290 Fine. 318 00:11:48,332 --> 00:11:49,500 You can thank me later. 319 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,836 Now call or email us today. 320 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:54,714 - Do it! - Shut the fuck up, Jerome. 321 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,557 This stuff's all expired. 322 00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:06,058 Toss it in the dumpster. 323 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:09,103 [Spanish music playing] 324 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:11,689 Those guys have it made, huh? 325 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,607 Sitting on their asses all day. 326 00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:15,192 [George] You're telling me. 327 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,402 You know they make ten bucks more an hour 328 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:17,445 than we do, don't you? 329 00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:18,446 Oh, shit. 330 00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:19,864 Yeah. 331 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:22,241 How do I apply to be a forklift driver? 332 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,617 [George] Well, you don't, 333 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:25,244 unless you're Black, 334 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:26,328 or you're Mexican, 335 00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:28,122 or you got a twat between your legs. 336 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,790 You got a twat between your legs? 337 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,500 Uh, not the last time I checked. 338 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,669 The days are over when guys like you and me 339 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:36,380 got all the opportunities for advancement. 340 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:39,341 Sucks to be a white male in America these days. 341 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,228 Life Saver? 342 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:52,813 - Huh? - Wintergreen. 343 00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:55,441 Yeah, sure. [clears throat] 344 00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:57,151 So I made a list of everything that I saw 345 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,486 in my neighborhood this morning. 346 00:12:58,527 --> 00:12:59,695 Lot of illegal activity. 347 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:01,655 Guns, drugs, car theft. 348 00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:03,657 You ever bite one of these in the dark 349 00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:04,784 using your back teeth? 350 00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,744 - Excuse me? - The Life Saver. 351 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,579 Uh, no, not that I know of, 352 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,456 but I was thinking that we could drive by the area. 353 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:11,499 You know, there's still probably 354 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:12,625 a lot of activity going on. 355 00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:13,751 Maybe bust some heads 356 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,377 and drag some bangers down to the station. 357 00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:16,587 Makes a spark 358 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,547 when you bite the Life Saver in the dark. 359 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:19,799 I do it for my kids sometimes. 360 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,550 They get a real kick out of it. 361 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,469 - You have kids? - I'm 19. 362 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:24,720 [Tipping] About when I started. 363 00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:26,972 I have a 17 year old gonna start community college, 364 00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:29,600 and twin eight year olds with the second wife. 365 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,310 She's not much older than you. 366 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,562 You wanna check this out, sir? You know... 367 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:36,857 take a look at the list for yourself? 368 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:43,113 Well, if you bust a right down here on Cermak, 369 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,240 go down about three blocks, 370 00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:45,282 you still might see some of those guys-- 371 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:46,742 Let me share some things with you, Carl. 372 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,577 I've been on the police force 15 years. 373 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:51,121 Do you know how many times I've been shot? 374 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,289 I don't know. Five? 375 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,123 Zero. 376 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:54,250 Wait, you've never been shot? 377 00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:55,960 Never been shot, never shot at. 378 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,336 You know why? 379 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,004 I don't leave the car. 380 00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:00,256 Seriously? 381 00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:01,757 Personal safety is no joking matter. 382 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,592 What if something's going on out there, 383 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:04,677 like, you know, the street? 384 00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:05,803 Carl, we can do more for the neighborhood 385 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,221 by staying right here inside this car 386 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,181 and being a presence. 387 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:11,308 So you're not gonna do anything about those prostitutes 388 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,142 over there? 389 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,269 [Tipping] Do you see blood? 390 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,062 - No. - Anyone crying, 391 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:16,063 begging for their life? 392 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,064 Not that I can see. 393 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,649 [Tipping] Then we let them know we're here... 394 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:19,567 [honks horn] 395 00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:21,151 ...and we go on our way. 396 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:24,238 [sighs] Okay. 397 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,407 Another Life Saver? 398 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,453 Are we seriously gonna buy illegal weed 399 00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,247 from some random dude on the street? 400 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,165 They're not random. 401 00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,584 That's Scotty in the beanie. 402 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,419 Lori L. on the stoop. 403 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:39,628 That guy doing ballet over there 404 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,046 probably has some good stuff. 405 00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,131 [Frank] Who, Herman? 406 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,674 Yeah, his product isn't bad, 407 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:44,842 when he has it. 408 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,927 Usually by mid-morning, he's smoked it all up. 409 00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:50,014 On disability. Got hit by an Uber. 410 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:52,558 Tiny Tod over there has the cheapest weed, 411 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,560 but it's mostly stems. 412 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,854 I don't know about this. 413 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,856 These folks aren't doing any harm. 414 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,649 It's the law-abiding rich people 415 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,693 who decided to legalize marijuana 416 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:03,986 who are messing up a system 417 00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:06,363 that's been in place for decades. 418 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:08,616 Trust me, these folks have good product. 419 00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:11,118 upbeat music 420 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,287 Let's buy from Gina. 421 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,705 [Kev] Who, Twitchy McGee? 422 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,583 [Frank] Exactly. She's jonesing. 423 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,586 Probably H. She's desperate. 424 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:21,837 Has to score soon, 425 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:23,547 so she'll want to make a quick sale. 426 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,215 [car alarm wails] 427 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,550 All right, I'm going in. 428 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:27,718 Cash, please. 429 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,554 Better not run away with our money, Frank. 430 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,724 Veronica, please. 431 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,476 This is good. 432 00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:37,102 This'll probably get us four ounces. 433 00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:38,354 Then back to your place. 434 00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:39,688 We'll cook up some goodies. 435 00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:46,987 What happened? 436 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,572 We never talked about our split. 437 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:49,490 What split? 438 00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:50,532 As business partners. 439 00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:51,659 Temporary business partners. 440 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,619 I think 50/50's fair. 441 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:54,745 Sounds reasonable to me. 442 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:55,829 Fuck that. There's two of us 443 00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:57,498 and one of you. A three-way split. 444 00:15:57,539 --> 00:16:00,334 Sounds reasonable to me. 445 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:03,128 Got yourselves a deal. Partners. 446 00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:04,630 Go get 'em, tiger. 447 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,842 [Frank] Gina, did you miss me? 448 00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:12,388 [music playing faintly] 449 00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:16,266 Ooh, they have tiaras and magic wands. 450 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,438 You guys, where are you? They have fairy dust. 451 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,690 [Tami] En garde! 452 00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,566 Take that, bad guy. 453 00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:27,653 Ah, this is my land. You'll never win the battle. 454 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:28,737 [both grunting] 455 00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:29,697 Get her, Franny. 456 00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:30,948 I got her! I got her! 457 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:34,034 Look, I can dress like a unicorn princess for the party. 458 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,412 Huh? 459 00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:37,621 Hi-yah! 460 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,707 - [cell phone rings] - Oh. 461 00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:40,958 Hi, babe. 462 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,461 Uh, your sister is going psycho for the princess crap. 463 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,088 Uh, hey. So, um, you know how you're mad 464 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,965 I'm spending a lot of money we don't have on the house? 465 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,968 Yes. Accept defeat, warrior! 466 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,721 Well, someone broke our two front windows. 467 00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:55,848 What the serious fuck? 468 00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:57,182 [Lip] That's what I said. 469 00:16:57,224 --> 00:17:00,769 How do we feel about this mermaid princess look? 470 00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,938 Uh, okay, so we gotta call the cops. 471 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,441 No, the cops won't do anything about a broken window. 472 00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:06,400 We'd have to lie and tell them 473 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:07,818 there was a murder or something. 474 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,653 Hey. Why are you hitting me? 475 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,614 She switched sides. Us against you now. 476 00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,783 So I was thinking I'm gonna change out the windows, 477 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,952 and, uh, I was actually gonna replace them 478 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,038 - with double glaze anyway. - [Tami] Double glaze? 479 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:20,414 They more expensive than regular? 480 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:21,790 Okay, stop. This is the safe zone. 481 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:24,001 I am in the safe zone. Do not come closer. 482 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,462 That sounds expensive, Lip. Is it? 483 00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:29,131 A little bit. Not much. 484 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,508 [Tami] Ugh, we gotta stop hemorrhaging money. 485 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,718 [clattering sound] 486 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,262 [engine roaring, tires screeching] 487 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,388 Oh, come on! 488 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:37,848 I'm just saying we're spending-- 489 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,100 No, no, no, I'm sorry. I wasn't talking to you. 490 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,771 [grunts] 491 00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:45,814 Someone just dumped a bunch of trash 492 00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:48,108 in our new yard and in our planters. 493 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,485 Why? 494 00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:51,528 I don't know. I don't see anyone. 495 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,864 It must've been some punk-ass kids. 496 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,532 I gotta put a sign up, let people know... 497 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,117 [shouting] ...a Gallagher lives here! 498 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,702 Then they won't mess with us anymore. 499 00:17:58,744 --> 00:17:59,870 [Tami, incredulously] Yeah, okay. 500 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,206 Um, how's Fred? 501 00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,832 Oh, uh, good. 502 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,626 Good. Happy. Good. 503 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:06,627 I gotta go. Bye! 504 00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:09,004 - Bye. - [Debbie] Okay, I found it. 505 00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:11,048 I'll be a fairy princess for the party. 506 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,592 Isn't this the perfect dress? 507 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:20,474 So you worked five years at Home Depot, 508 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:21,934 three at Lowe's, 509 00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:24,520 and served two active duties in Afghanistan. 510 00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:26,897 - Yep. - Impressive. 511 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,273 [clears throat] 512 00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:30,317 Oh, shit. 513 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,028 Whoops. Uh, you forgot to put 514 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,405 your Social Security number on the application. 515 00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:37,324 Yeah, it's, uh, 516 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:40,619 three...seven...22. 517 00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,371 That's only four numbers. 518 00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:44,581 How many is it supposed to be? 519 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,166 Why don't you just text it to me later? 520 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,585 - Yeah. - So Mr. Milkovich, 521 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,254 let's do a little role-play. 522 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,839 Oh, I'm not into that shit anymore. 523 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,006 I got married. 524 00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:55,676 [laughs] No, no. Professional role-play. 525 00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:57,010 - Oh, yeah. - [interviewer] Let's say 526 00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:58,846 you're working at the register. [clears throat] 527 00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:01,390 I'm a customer who comes in, and I wanna return a saw. 528 00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:04,309 What are some questions you might wanna ask me? 529 00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,854 Okay. Uh... 530 00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:08,522 How many times you use it? 531 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:09,690 Where'd you steal that from? 532 00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:10,816 You think you can scam me? 533 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,109 [shouting] You think I'm fucking stupid? 534 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,069 Is there blood on that shit? 535 00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:16,822 Uh, not exactly what I was looking for. 536 00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,115 Hey, okay. You know, hey. 537 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,950 I-I'm really good at scaring the crap out of people, 538 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,952 so I can say whatever you want me to say 539 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,788 so people stop returning shit. 540 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,790 Good--good to know. 541 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,458 Maybe dealing directly with the customers 542 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,253 is not the best job for you. 543 00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,839 Look... 544 00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:37,759 I-I really want to make it work here, so... 545 00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:41,305 W-w-what are they doing? Can I do that job? 546 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:44,099 Oh, yeah. Inspecting the expiration dates 547 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,392 on our stored food supply. 548 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,936 Anything doesn't meet our high standard of freshness 549 00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,646 is disposed of. 550 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,773 - So thrown out? - [interviewer] That's right. 551 00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:52,941 Why don't you just tell me a little bit more 552 00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,234 about yourself? 553 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,570 What assets do you think you bring to the workplace? 554 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:57,696 Bro, I can bring whatever 555 00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:58,906 you fucking want to the workplace. 556 00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:00,657 I got, like... What--what do you need? 557 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,035 Glocks? Nunchucks? Fuck, I got bayonets. 558 00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:05,078 I got whatever you want. I got you-- 559 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,998 or I know who does, okay? 560 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,666 I'm--I'm sorry, Mr. Milkovich. 561 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,960 I don't think this job's the right fit for you. 562 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:15,088 What do you mean? I... 563 00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:17,925 You know what? Goddamn right, it's not. 564 00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:21,220 I don't need to be out here, making minimum-ass wage, 565 00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:22,721 tossing out perfectly good food, 566 00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:23,972 getting blisters all over my hands 567 00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:26,975 so I can clock out with a bunch of fucking bozos, 568 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:29,186 go home smelling like a rotten fucking pig. 569 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,772 This is your fault for making me do this shit. 570 00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:33,440 Fuck you, and fuck you, 571 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,734 and especially fuck you. 572 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,492 Shake that... 573 00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:45,953 [Tipping] Ass for me, shake that ass for me 574 00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:47,079 Come on, girl 575 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,206 Shake that ass for me 576 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,791 Shake that ass for me 577 00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:51,959 Come on, girl, shake 578 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,126 That ass for me 579 00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:54,753 Shake that ass for me 580 00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:56,046 Okay, it's your part. 581 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,340 I'm a menace, a Dennis, an oral hygienist 582 00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,509 Open your mouth for about four or five minutes 583 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,135 Take a little bit of fluoride with it 584 00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:03,720 Swish but don't spit it 585 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:04,930 Swallow and I'll finish 586 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,473 [dispatch] Attention, all officers. 587 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:07,391 [quietly] Thank God. 588 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:09,059 Damn, we almost got through the whole thing. 589 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,978 That song makes me feel kind of badass. 590 00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:13,272 - You too? - Uh, sure. 591 00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:14,231 [dispatch] Attention, all officers, 592 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,440 we have a 312 in progress. 593 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:17,192 - 700 block of Riverside. - Hell yeah. 594 00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:18,360 [dispatch] Convenience store robbery. 595 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,028 Four suspects, armed and dangerous. 596 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,905 Any and all officers in the area, please respond. 597 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,115 It's go time. 598 00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:24,950 Whoa, whoa, whoa, cowboy. What are you doing there? 599 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,576 Have you learned nothing today? 600 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:27,536 We're so close. 601 00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:29,663 No, no, no, there's officers much closer than we are. 602 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:30,831 We're, like, two blocks away. 603 00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:32,708 I've seen this before. By the time we get there, 604 00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:33,709 someone will have gotten shot, 605 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,127 and Homicide will take over the case. 606 00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:37,296 So let's just stay out of their crime scene. 607 00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:39,047 But it's our duty to take the call. 608 00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:41,091 Trust me on this one. We're partners. 609 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,677 Need to stick together, be a united front, 610 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:46,763 have each other's back. Okay? 611 00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:47,931 Okay. 612 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,850 [Tipping] You'll thank me one day. 613 00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:51,018 Fucking bored shitless. 614 00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:53,478 Now can we get back to our song? 615 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,814 Girl, shake that ass for me 616 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:57,858 Shake that ass for me 617 00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:00,694 All due respect, Veronica, 618 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,070 your brownies were awful. 619 00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:03,238 Really? 620 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,782 Did you fry the marijuana in butter first? 621 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:07,242 No, she didn't. 622 00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:09,036 What difference does that make? 623 00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:11,997 It's the difference between a ghetto pot brownie 624 00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:13,832 and a culinary delight. 625 00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:15,042 By frying the weed, 626 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:17,794 you activate the cannabinoids. 627 00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,838 reggae music playing 628 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,883 Here, stir this for me, will you? 629 00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:25,594 Also, the lipids in the butter 630 00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:27,262 bond with the weed to form 631 00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:29,806 the perfect cannabis infusion. 632 00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,183 Yeah, V. 633 00:22:31,224 --> 00:22:35,645 Now, let's see how our first batch looks. 634 00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:38,106 Oh, yeah. [laughs] 635 00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:39,858 [Kev] Oh, those smell amazing. 636 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:40,817 Eh? 637 00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:43,070 Kev, my fine feathered friend, 638 00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:45,155 I need you to cut that pan of brownies 639 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,240 into two-by-two squares. 640 00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:49,993 Each square has to be equal size and shape. 641 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,787 I want ten perfect brownies. 642 00:22:51,828 --> 00:22:52,996 Aye-aye, captain. 643 00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:55,415 That's $200 worth of heaven right there. 644 00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:56,875 $200? 645 00:22:56,917 --> 00:23:00,212 That's, like, a lot of money for each brownie. 646 00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:01,630 20 bucks a brownie, Kev. 647 00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:02,339 Holy shit. 648 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,965 The going rate is ten, Frank. 649 00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:05,467 Nobody's gonna dish out 20. 650 00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:07,636 That's because no one has tasted 651 00:23:07,677 --> 00:23:09,971 Frank Gallagher's masterpiece 652 00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:12,140 of psychedelic goodness yet. 653 00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:15,560 I'll speak the truth even if you never understand 654 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:25,529 rock music 655 00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:28,907 Hey, Kendall. What can I do you for? 656 00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:31,159 Back up. Keep your distance. 657 00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:32,285 What's up? 658 00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:34,913 Can't eat this crap the lunch lady gave me. 659 00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:39,918 How much for a peanut butter sandwich, Liam? 660 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,254 Donations only. Whatever you got. 661 00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:47,926 Um... 662 00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:50,220 stole this Red Bull from the corner store. 663 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:51,972 That'll work. 664 00:23:52,013 --> 00:23:54,766 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 665 00:23:54,808 --> 00:23:56,935 This is not an open-air market. 666 00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:59,271 It is a liability for you to sell food 667 00:23:59,312 --> 00:24:00,230 on school property. 668 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:01,273 That's mine. 669 00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:02,941 I'm not selling it. Donating it. 670 00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:04,901 Well, you can't do that, either. 671 00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:05,944 What, share my lunch? 672 00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:07,070 No. 673 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:08,822 So it's okay for these underprivileged kids 674 00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:10,073 to starve because they don't want 675 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:12,492 to eat the slop you give them? 676 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:14,327 Until they pay their lunch debt, 677 00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:15,745 that's all they get. 678 00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:18,832 Now close it down. 679 00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:19,875 Sorry, everyone. 680 00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:22,461 Loraine won't let me donate sandwiches to you anymore. 681 00:24:22,502 --> 00:24:25,797 - [student] That sucks! - [students booing] 682 00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:26,965 I know, I know. 683 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:28,842 It hurts me just as much as it hurts you. 684 00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:30,302 I didn't grow up with money, either, 685 00:24:30,343 --> 00:24:32,220 but ever since I was a little kid, 686 00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:34,264 it's been my passion to give to those 687 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:35,474 less fortunate than myself. 688 00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:37,058 - [child ] Yeah! - [child] You're the man, Liam. 689 00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:38,185 Please. 690 00:24:38,226 --> 00:24:39,561 If I had extra money, 691 00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:41,271 I'd give it to all my friends here 692 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:42,731 so they could buy hot lunch, 693 00:24:42,772 --> 00:24:43,565 but since I don't, 694 00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:45,942 I thought the next best thing would be 695 00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:48,153 is to donate food from my family's kitchen. 696 00:24:48,195 --> 00:24:50,030 - [crowd cheering] - [student] Yeah, Liam! 697 00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:51,490 Please, please, please. 698 00:24:51,531 --> 00:24:53,366 I'm just one man trying to make a difference. 699 00:24:53,408 --> 00:24:56,077 I won't take up any more of your time. 700 00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:03,668 - [students cheer] - [student] Bye, Loraine. 701 00:25:03,710 --> 00:25:06,338 [student] Go, Liam. 702 00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:08,715 Now, who wants a sandwich? 703 00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:13,762 This one is when the twins dressed like salt and pepper 704 00:25:13,803 --> 00:25:14,971 for Halloween. 705 00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:17,182 The condiments, not the hip-hop group. 706 00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:19,100 You do realize people just keep photos 707 00:25:19,142 --> 00:25:20,602 - on their phone now, right? - [stomach rumbles] 708 00:25:20,644 --> 00:25:24,272 Ooh, I got some rumbles in my tumbles. 709 00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:25,982 You hungry? 710 00:25:26,024 --> 00:25:27,150 For police action. 711 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,944 What about for eggplant pea? 712 00:25:28,985 --> 00:25:30,487 Best this side of Milwaukee. 713 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,447 - I guess. - Let's do this. 714 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:33,949 [clears throat] Dispatch, 715 00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:35,909 this is Officers Tipping and Gallagher. 716 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,410 [dispatch] Go for dispatch. 717 00:25:37,452 --> 00:25:40,038 A concerned citizen just stopped us... 718 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,414 What are you talking about? We've been at-- 719 00:25:41,456 --> 00:25:43,083 ...and reported a suspicious person 720 00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:44,709 over on Hemlock Street. 721 00:25:44,751 --> 00:25:46,211 We're gonna investigate. 722 00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:47,462 [dispatch] Copy that. 723 00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:49,714 Report back your findings and if you need backup. 724 00:25:49,756 --> 00:25:50,924 Will do. 725 00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:52,259 What the hell was that all about? 726 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:53,843 Buys us more time for lunch. 727 00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:56,513 Eggplant pea, here we come. 728 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,139 So let me get this straight. 729 00:25:58,181 --> 00:26:00,517 We don't respond to real crimes in progress, 730 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,269 but we do respond to fake crimes 731 00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:03,436 that aren't even happening? 732 00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:04,980 You're getting the hang of this. 733 00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:06,815 This is so not what I signed up for. 734 00:26:06,856 --> 00:26:09,609 Your tum-tum will thank me. 735 00:26:17,325 --> 00:26:19,119 [Mickey] Right on time. 736 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,080 rock music 737 00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:29,713 Nice truck, fatty. 738 00:26:42,058 --> 00:26:44,436 Ding Dongs for a ding-dong. 739 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,942 Ugh, smelly fucking fat-ass. 740 00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:51,985 I'm gonna get pinkeye 741 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:54,195 from all the farts in this thing. 742 00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:58,700 - [engine turns over] - Ugh. 743 00:26:58,742 --> 00:27:01,077 Jack-fucking-pot. 744 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:02,621 Later, Jabba the Hutt! 745 00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:05,832 [truck driver] Hey. Hey, hey! 746 00:27:05,874 --> 00:27:08,209 Hey, get the door for me, would you, Val Kilmer? 747 00:27:08,251 --> 00:27:09,586 [yelps] 748 00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:14,966 Asshole! 749 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,600 Did you and Tommy get in a fight about something? 750 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:26,269 - Just drop it. - Oh. 751 00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:27,687 He owe you money? 752 00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:30,398 Has for years, but that's not it. 753 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,026 What, did you wreck his car? 754 00:27:34,402 --> 00:27:36,446 I wish it were something so simple. 755 00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:39,824 [knocking at door] 756 00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:47,666 - Yeah? - Hi. 757 00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:49,584 We heard you're selling edibles here, 758 00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:51,461 and we were told to ask 759 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:54,172 for the marijuana magician. 760 00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:58,301 Come on in! He's right here. 761 00:27:58,343 --> 00:28:00,136 I'll show you to him. 762 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:01,137 Didn't catch your names. 763 00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:02,847 Barry, and he's Ryan. 764 00:28:02,889 --> 00:28:04,933 Sure. 765 00:28:04,974 --> 00:28:07,519 The one and only Frank. 766 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:08,728 Have a seat, gentlemen. 767 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:10,980 How can the Frank help you today? 768 00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:13,191 Selection looks impressive. 769 00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:15,568 So what do you have here? 770 00:28:15,610 --> 00:28:17,487 [Frank] I've arranged my products 771 00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:19,948 in descending order of THC. 772 00:28:19,989 --> 00:28:22,200 Starting here at the top tier, 773 00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:25,286 I call this "Can't-Get-Off- The-Couch Cookie." 774 00:28:25,328 --> 00:28:27,205 - [Barry] Yowza. - I don't want that. 775 00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:28,498 I still need to do work every day. 776 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:31,084 Uh, you and me both, brother. 777 00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:32,210 Continuing down the line, 778 00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:34,337 we reduce the THC until we get 779 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:35,922 to the bottom shelf 780 00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:37,340 and our homemade suckers, 781 00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:39,467 which are basically all CBD. 782 00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:42,262 What do you think is best to give me a buzz 783 00:28:42,303 --> 00:28:44,723 but also help my sciatica? 784 00:28:44,764 --> 00:28:48,143 I would stick somewhere here in the middle. 785 00:28:48,184 --> 00:28:50,186 These chocolate walnut brownies 786 00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:52,272 have the perfect amount of THC 787 00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:54,149 to give you a little euphoria, 788 00:28:54,190 --> 00:28:55,400 and the CBD 789 00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:57,402 to relieve that pain in your ass. 790 00:28:57,444 --> 00:28:58,945 Should we get two? 791 00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:01,573 We're going to that foam party this weekend. 792 00:29:01,614 --> 00:29:03,241 Let's make it four, then. 793 00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:05,201 [Frank] Four it is. If you would pay 794 00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:07,370 my sales clerks behind the bar, 795 00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:09,748 I will bag these up for you. 796 00:29:13,042 --> 00:29:14,210 [Kev] Excellent, gentlemen. 797 00:29:14,252 --> 00:29:16,588 Four brownies. So that's, uh... 798 00:29:16,629 --> 00:29:18,548 [Veronica] $80. 799 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,884 Well, this is fucking vile. 800 00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:21,801 Morning, Lip. 801 00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:24,512 Hey, Marsha. How's Georgia doing? 802 00:29:24,554 --> 00:29:26,931 Got into a bowl of butterscotch candy 803 00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:28,308 I have out for guests. 804 00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:30,393 Didn't you? Ate the wrappers and all. 805 00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:31,478 That right? 806 00:29:31,519 --> 00:29:34,481 I'll be picking up poopy candy bits for days. 807 00:29:34,522 --> 00:29:36,566 Hey, uh, you didn't see 808 00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:38,151 who did any of this, did you? 809 00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:39,611 What? 810 00:29:39,652 --> 00:29:41,404 Oh, broke my front window, 811 00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:42,947 you know, put all this trash in the yard. 812 00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:45,116 I thought the house was always like this. 813 00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:46,201 Yeah, when Mr. Shaw lives here, 814 00:29:46,242 --> 00:29:47,452 but I've been trying to fix it up. 815 00:29:47,494 --> 00:29:48,912 You buy the place? 816 00:29:48,953 --> 00:29:49,954 No, just renting. 817 00:29:49,996 --> 00:29:52,624 Spending a lot of money if it's not yours. 818 00:29:52,665 --> 00:29:54,209 Yeah, well, I want some nice things in my life 819 00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:55,460 for a change. 820 00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:57,587 Well, good for you. 821 00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:59,130 - Thank you. - [Fred] Da-da. 822 00:29:59,172 --> 00:30:01,257 [laughs] 823 00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:03,259 Hey, Marsha. 824 00:30:03,301 --> 00:30:05,053 You see any punk-ass kids running around here, 825 00:30:05,094 --> 00:30:06,179 you let me know? 826 00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:07,847 You got it, Lip. 827 00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:09,682 Thanks. 828 00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:19,108 Thanks, Ma. 829 00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:20,902 Of course, sweetie. 830 00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:22,987 Oh, that's Arthur 831 00:30:23,029 --> 00:30:25,865 on his honeymoon with his first wife, Nadine. 832 00:30:25,907 --> 00:30:29,077 Oh, you people sure are into hard copy photos, huh? 833 00:30:29,118 --> 00:30:31,621 [laughs] I loved Nadine. 834 00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:33,331 I really do miss her. 835 00:30:33,373 --> 00:30:34,666 [Tipping] Ma, she cheated on me, 836 00:30:34,707 --> 00:30:36,835 with five different police officers--five. 837 00:30:36,876 --> 00:30:39,546 Well, she certainly had a type. 838 00:30:39,587 --> 00:30:40,922 You gotta give her that. 839 00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:43,716 Oh, Carl, can I give you another serving? 840 00:30:43,758 --> 00:30:45,552 Oh, no, Mrs. Tipping, I-- 841 00:30:45,593 --> 00:30:47,804 Oh, Rhoda. 842 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,931 You're part of the family now. 843 00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:52,725 Okay. Uh, no thank you, uh, Rhoda. 844 00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:54,352 I'm not too big on heavy lunches. 845 00:30:54,394 --> 00:30:56,229 Besides, we gotta get back out to the streets. 846 00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:57,647 Oh, right, right, right, right, right. 847 00:30:57,689 --> 00:30:59,691 Thanks for reminding me. [clears throat] 848 00:30:59,732 --> 00:31:00,859 Dispatch, come in, please. 849 00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:02,402 [dispatch] You've got dispatch. 850 00:31:02,443 --> 00:31:04,362 This is Officer Tipping. Officer Gallagher and I 851 00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:05,613 have located the suspect, 852 00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:07,407 and we are now proceeding with questioning. 853 00:31:07,448 --> 00:31:10,285 [dispatch] Copy that. 854 00:31:10,326 --> 00:31:14,539 I am so proud of you, Arty. 855 00:31:14,581 --> 00:31:15,957 - Oh, both of you. - Mm. 856 00:31:15,999 --> 00:31:18,209 [chuckles] 857 00:31:18,251 --> 00:31:21,045 Mm. 858 00:31:21,087 --> 00:31:23,339 Family. 859 00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:24,674 [Rhoda] Goodbye, boys. 860 00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,634 You know what I like to do after a big meal? 861 00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:28,052 Oh, I don't know. Do your job? 862 00:31:28,094 --> 00:31:28,887 Catch some rapists? 863 00:31:28,928 --> 00:31:30,763 Take a nap over at the Best Buy. 864 00:31:30,805 --> 00:31:32,265 Have you ever sat in one 865 00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:34,142 of the massage recliners they have there? 866 00:31:34,183 --> 00:31:35,768 No, but I'm sure I will now. 867 00:31:35,810 --> 00:31:39,814 My lower lumbar could really use some kneading. 868 00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:42,692 Dispatch, the suspect has directed us 869 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:44,527 to an abandoned house 870 00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:46,905 that has a suspicious smell emanating from it. 871 00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:49,782 Officer Gallagher and I will investigate further. 872 00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:51,784 [dispatch] Copy that. 873 00:32:01,377 --> 00:32:03,338 [Debbie] Hey, it's starting to look 874 00:32:03,379 --> 00:32:04,756 like a magic castle in here. 875 00:32:04,797 --> 00:32:07,634 [Tami] Or like a Care Bear took a giant shit. 876 00:32:07,675 --> 00:32:10,511 Or Strawberry Shortcake fucked My Little Pony. 877 00:32:10,553 --> 00:32:11,971 Yeah, or Glinda the Good Witch 878 00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:13,348 just, like, projectile vomited-- 879 00:32:13,389 --> 00:32:15,016 Okay, I get it. Stop making fun of me. 880 00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:17,185 This is gonna be the best party ever. 881 00:32:17,226 --> 00:32:18,686 Yeah, for you. 882 00:32:18,728 --> 00:32:21,105 What do you mean? It's Franny's birthday. 883 00:32:21,147 --> 00:32:22,065 [helium whooshing] 884 00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:24,484 You just seem a little more into it 885 00:32:24,525 --> 00:32:25,860 than Franny does, babe. 886 00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:28,821 That is so not true. Franny's so into it. 887 00:32:28,863 --> 00:32:31,157 I mean, what little girl doesn't want a princess party? 888 00:32:31,199 --> 00:32:32,742 I never wanted one. 889 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:34,410 Me neither. 890 00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:36,371 I did. 891 00:32:36,412 --> 00:32:38,498 Well, that explains it. 892 00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:39,916 Explains what? 893 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:42,418 Why you're so obsessed with all this shit. 894 00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:44,754 I am not obsessed. 895 00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:47,131 The magic wands don't go there. On the coffee table. 896 00:32:47,173 --> 00:32:48,591 Oh, okay. Sorry. 897 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:50,593 I just--I never got the princess manual. 898 00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:52,845 I was always into G.I. Joes and shit when I was a kid, 899 00:32:52,887 --> 00:32:54,764 so that's the kind of parties I had. 900 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,140 Yeah, well, every birthday, one of my uncles 901 00:32:56,182 --> 00:32:59,185 would just get me drunk and let me shoot his gun. 902 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:01,854 The bounce house is here! 903 00:33:01,896 --> 00:33:03,272 - Yes! - Hell yeah! 904 00:33:03,314 --> 00:33:04,023 Love a bounce house. 905 00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:05,692 - Whoo! - I've never been in one. 906 00:33:05,733 --> 00:33:06,943 What? 907 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,778 Uh, none of the adults were sober enough 908 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:10,613 to make me a cake, never mind 909 00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:12,073 get a bounce house. 910 00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:14,701 You were seriously raised by wolves. 911 00:33:14,742 --> 00:33:17,453 [generator whirring] 912 00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:19,706 It's supposed to be a princess castle. 913 00:33:19,747 --> 00:33:21,290 You sure? 914 00:33:21,332 --> 00:33:22,667 Paperwork says Dracula's Lair. 915 00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:24,419 Oh, she's sure. 916 00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:26,004 Now why would I order Dracula's Lair 917 00:33:26,045 --> 00:33:29,048 for a five-year-old girl's birthday party? 918 00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:31,551 I love it! 919 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,679 I need a princess castle. Get me a princess castle. 920 00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:35,722 Sorry, ma'am, we don't have 921 00:33:35,763 --> 00:33:39,183 anything extra on the truck. 922 00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:40,101 [scoffs] 923 00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:42,020 Well, this is the worst thing ever. 924 00:33:42,061 --> 00:33:44,814 I think it's kind of cool. Come on! 925 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:47,608 It says "Bounce-ilvania," Debs. 926 00:33:47,650 --> 00:33:49,944 What could be more fun than that? 927 00:33:49,986 --> 00:33:53,197 rock music 928 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:58,327 Okay, all bets in? 929 00:33:58,369 --> 00:33:59,912 Shit. 930 00:33:59,954 --> 00:34:01,831 I got nothing. Pair of tens. 931 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:09,589 Full house. Sorry about that, boys. 932 00:34:09,630 --> 00:34:10,548 Crap. 933 00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:11,841 How is it the new kid always wins? 934 00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:13,342 Beginner's luck. 935 00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:15,094 Uh, yeah. 936 00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:16,929 - Franklin Pierce... - Loitering... 937 00:34:16,971 --> 00:34:18,806 - James Buchanan... - Littering. 938 00:34:18,848 --> 00:34:20,391 - [Tipping] Abraham Lincoln. - [Carl] Actual B&E. 939 00:34:20,433 --> 00:34:21,642 [Tipping] Andrew Johnson. 940 00:34:21,684 --> 00:34:22,518 Defacing property. 941 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:23,853 Ulysses S. Grant. 942 00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:26,064 Ah, shoot, I can't remember who was next. 943 00:34:26,105 --> 00:34:28,191 - Who's the 19th president? - I don't know. 944 00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:30,068 I didn't even know there was 19 presidents. 945 00:34:30,109 --> 00:34:32,612 - Pfft. - Ah, more loitering. 946 00:34:32,653 --> 00:34:35,907 Battery. 947 00:34:35,948 --> 00:34:37,075 Oh, my God, what is that? 948 00:34:37,116 --> 00:34:38,826 What? Where? What is it? 949 00:34:38,868 --> 00:34:40,286 - Go time, is what it is. - [siren wailing] 950 00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:41,704 This car has a siren? 951 00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:42,705 Let's move it, people! 952 00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:43,831 And a megaphone? 953 00:34:43,873 --> 00:34:46,375 [Tipping] Hang on, partner. 954 00:34:48,544 --> 00:34:50,379 This is what I'm talking about! 955 00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:51,756 [tires screech] 956 00:34:51,798 --> 00:34:52,840 Go. 957 00:34:55,551 --> 00:34:56,511 Put these on. 958 00:34:56,552 --> 00:34:57,637 What's going on? What's happening? 959 00:34:57,678 --> 00:34:59,806 - Where are we going? - Traffic light is out. 960 00:34:59,847 --> 00:35:01,682 Good thing we were in the vicinity. 961 00:35:01,724 --> 00:35:03,476 You stand on that side. I'll stay here. 962 00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:04,685 [car horns honking] 963 00:35:11,359 --> 00:35:15,238 - [driver honks horn] - Out of the road, asshole! 964 00:35:16,739 --> 00:35:20,993 Watch your star all by yourself 965 00:35:21,035 --> 00:35:24,914 Fame, but I don't die 966 00:35:26,707 --> 00:35:28,167 All I want 967 00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:32,004 I won't be here, you're all-- 968 00:35:35,633 --> 00:35:38,386 Yo, what up, Jose? 969 00:35:38,427 --> 00:35:40,054 Looking good, man. 970 00:35:40,096 --> 00:35:42,056 Yeah, you too. I'm not used to seeing 971 00:35:42,098 --> 00:35:44,100 your cracker ass on this side of the wire. 972 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,935 So what's this deal you got for me? 973 00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:47,562 Right here. 974 00:35:47,603 --> 00:35:48,813 A dumpster? 975 00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:50,106 Man, what kind of idiot you think I am? 976 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:53,151 No, no, ain't like that. Look, check it out. 977 00:35:53,192 --> 00:35:55,027 Boom! 978 00:35:58,531 --> 00:35:59,448 Damn. 979 00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:00,449 [Mickey] Uh-huh. I told you. 980 00:36:00,491 --> 00:36:02,034 [Jose] Wait, what is all this? 981 00:36:02,076 --> 00:36:03,661 It's food. The fuck you think it is? 982 00:36:03,703 --> 00:36:04,996 No, I mean, where did you get it? 983 00:36:05,037 --> 00:36:08,040 Difference does that make? I got it, didn't I? 984 00:36:08,082 --> 00:36:09,709 I could really use some of this shit. 985 00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:10,751 Uh-huh. 986 00:36:10,793 --> 00:36:13,629 Pasta, oatmeal... 987 00:36:13,671 --> 00:36:15,798 flour. 988 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,258 How much you want? 989 00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:21,220 Hey, for you, give you a good price. 990 00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:25,099 Wait a minute. This is expired. 991 00:36:25,141 --> 00:36:27,226 - So what? - It says 2019. 992 00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:29,187 It's fucking pasta, man. Doesn't go bad. 993 00:36:29,228 --> 00:36:30,938 Yeah, well, I hate the guys in this joint 994 00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:32,648 just as much as anybody, but I'm not trying to give them 995 00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:33,858 salmonella or some shit. 996 00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:36,277 Will you quit being a bitch? Those dates don't mean shit, 997 00:36:36,319 --> 00:36:37,653 and you know it. 998 00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:39,822 You--you're a fucking asshole. 999 00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:41,741 Hey, a'ight, man. Whatever. 1000 00:36:41,782 --> 00:36:43,492 No problem. 1001 00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:45,077 All good. 1002 00:36:45,119 --> 00:36:46,329 Got plenty other cooks out there 1003 00:36:46,370 --> 00:36:48,956 willing to take this off my hands for... 1004 00:36:48,998 --> 00:36:52,126 oh, half what they usually pay for their bulk items. 1005 00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:53,836 Charge their boss the same amount, 1006 00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:56,756 and guess what? They just pocket the rest. 1007 00:36:56,797 --> 00:36:59,800 peppy music 1008 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,845 Uh-huh. You interested now. 1009 00:37:04,764 --> 00:37:07,225 [laughs] 1010 00:37:08,392 --> 00:37:10,436 Ah, there you go. 1011 00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:11,979 Hmm. 1012 00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:13,439 All right. 1013 00:37:13,481 --> 00:37:14,941 There you go, Framingham. 1014 00:37:14,982 --> 00:37:16,859 Oh, gee, thanks. 1015 00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:19,070 Pretty boy. 1016 00:37:19,987 --> 00:37:21,739 Thanks. 1017 00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:24,450 Hey, uh, you want to get a couple of drinks, 1018 00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:25,618 piss away our paychecks? 1019 00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:27,453 Ah, not tonight. Thank you. 1020 00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:28,704 All right, suit yourself. 1021 00:37:28,746 --> 00:37:30,456 Yeah. 1022 00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:38,631 Hey, George. Hey, wait up. 1023 00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:41,008 What's going on? 1024 00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:44,095 Who do I talk to about a mistake with my paycheck? 1025 00:37:44,136 --> 00:37:45,763 Oh, let me see this. 1026 00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:46,889 What's the mistake? 1027 00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:48,432 Look at here. It says I worked 39 hours. 1028 00:37:48,474 --> 00:37:50,476 I worked 45. I should be getting overtime. 1029 00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:52,353 Yeah, that's what they do. They dock you for lunch, 1030 00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:54,021 the time it takes to go to the head, 1031 00:37:54,063 --> 00:37:56,524 anything to keep it under 40 hours. 1032 00:37:56,565 --> 00:37:57,483 - You serious? - Yeah. 1033 00:37:57,525 --> 00:37:59,318 That way, they don't have to give you benefits. 1034 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,654 - They get away with that? - They do. 1035 00:38:03,197 --> 00:38:05,908 Oh, even at 39 hours, the money's not adding up. 1036 00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:08,202 Ah, dude, they take out all kinds of crap. 1037 00:38:08,244 --> 00:38:10,246 Locker fees, safety vests, you name it. 1038 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:11,414 It's usually about four months 1039 00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:13,165 before you're even getting a full paycheck. 1040 00:38:13,207 --> 00:38:16,627 Welcome to a working man's America, Kemosabe. 1041 00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:30,766 Yo, Gallagher, how'd it go today? 1042 00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:32,143 Damn, what happened to you? 1043 00:38:32,184 --> 00:38:33,769 Broke his cop cherry. 1044 00:38:33,811 --> 00:38:36,230 Best day of my life. Kicked so much ass. 1045 00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:37,857 - Jesus. - Senior officers 1046 00:38:37,898 --> 00:38:39,984 are taking us to the cop bar across the street. 1047 00:38:40,026 --> 00:38:42,570 Celebrate you tadpoles becoming real women. 1048 00:38:42,611 --> 00:38:44,196 Hell yeah. I'm in. 1049 00:38:44,238 --> 00:38:45,781 Hey, you not coming? 1050 00:38:45,823 --> 00:38:46,949 Gotta see the fam. 1051 00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:48,784 Yeah, don't even bother with Lady Arthur over there. 1052 00:38:48,826 --> 00:38:50,161 He's allergic to fun. 1053 00:38:50,202 --> 00:38:51,620 Hurry up and get changed, Gallagher. 1054 00:38:51,662 --> 00:38:52,663 Meet us over there. 1055 00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:54,123 I suggest you get some rest, Carl. 1056 00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:56,083 Hey, why would I get some rest? 1057 00:38:56,125 --> 00:38:58,210 We didn't do shit today. All we did was rest. 1058 00:38:58,252 --> 00:38:59,628 I wanted to have an action-packed day 1059 00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:00,713 like Yanez did, 1060 00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:02,089 not sing along to Eminem. 1061 00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:04,383 A security guard would've had more fun than we did. 1062 00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:06,093 But I put up with it. Know why? 1063 00:39:06,135 --> 00:39:07,970 Because you said we gotta have each other's backs, 1064 00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:10,514 be a united front. I was bored shitless today. 1065 00:39:10,556 --> 00:39:13,559 I don't care, 'cause I wanna be the best partner that I can be. 1066 00:39:13,601 --> 00:39:16,520 So the least you can do is walk across that street 1067 00:39:16,562 --> 00:39:19,398 and buy me a damn drink. 1068 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,026 All right, partner. One drink. 1069 00:39:22,068 --> 00:39:24,195 rock music 1070 00:39:24,236 --> 00:39:27,782 [all chanting "Chug"] 1071 00:39:31,243 --> 00:39:35,706 [cheers and applause] 1072 00:39:35,748 --> 00:39:37,666 Damn. 1073 00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:39,126 Your partner seems pretty wild. 1074 00:39:39,168 --> 00:39:41,170 Yeah, first I've seen that. 1075 00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:43,005 Oh, shit. I think he's married. 1076 00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:45,674 Oh, that's okay. Tina doesn't care. 1077 00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:47,802 So first day, huh? 1078 00:39:47,843 --> 00:39:49,220 Yeah. What do you do? 1079 00:39:49,261 --> 00:39:50,888 I'm over at the leather factory. 1080 00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:52,848 Mm. Like coats and stuff? 1081 00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:54,141 No, not as glamorous. 1082 00:39:54,183 --> 00:39:56,268 We make bullet bags and rifle slings. 1083 00:39:56,310 --> 00:39:58,145 It sucks. I stink like cow shit 1084 00:39:58,187 --> 00:40:00,689 and chemicals all the time. Smell me. 1085 00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:02,274 Uh, well... 1086 00:40:02,316 --> 00:40:04,819 Yeah, smell-- smells great to me. 1087 00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:06,237 Aw, you're sweet. 1088 00:40:06,278 --> 00:40:07,988 If I'm still at the factory in five years, 1089 00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:09,615 I give you permission to shoot me. 1090 00:40:09,657 --> 00:40:10,950 [laughs] Okay. 1091 00:40:10,991 --> 00:40:12,576 No, seriously. 1092 00:40:12,618 --> 00:40:16,163 Take that big old gun of yours and shoot me. 1093 00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:18,833 And what would you rather be doing instead? 1094 00:40:18,874 --> 00:40:20,543 Mm, marry a cop, 1095 00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:22,211 be his wife, 1096 00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:23,963 have a bunch of his kids. 1097 00:40:24,004 --> 00:40:25,047 Uh... 1098 00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:27,216 Don't worry, bunny. We're just having fun. 1099 00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:29,176 So why'd you want to be po-po? 1100 00:40:29,218 --> 00:40:31,178 Um, you know, make a difference, 1101 00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:32,179 do something for the community, 1102 00:40:32,221 --> 00:40:33,848 be a part of the solution. 1103 00:40:33,889 --> 00:40:35,266 - Uh, when I was a kid-- - Wanna fuck? 1104 00:40:35,307 --> 00:40:37,601 - Wait, what? - Come on. 1105 00:40:37,643 --> 00:40:39,186 Okay. 1106 00:40:39,228 --> 00:40:40,855 Oh, leave it. We'll be right back. 1107 00:40:40,896 --> 00:40:41,856 Your place close? 1108 00:40:41,897 --> 00:40:42,982 Yeah, but we're not going there. 1109 00:40:43,023 --> 00:40:44,650 Me and my ex still live together. 1110 00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:46,444 Randy, guard our drinks. 1111 00:40:46,485 --> 00:40:49,155 Let's go. 1112 00:40:49,196 --> 00:40:50,698 Where are you guys going? 1113 00:40:50,739 --> 00:40:52,199 Bathroom. Come with? 1114 00:40:52,241 --> 00:40:53,659 - Want to? - No. 1115 00:40:53,701 --> 00:40:55,995 Yes. Absolutely. 1116 00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:00,833 I can't believe we sold all that product in one day. 1117 00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:02,376 Ye of little faith. 1118 00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:04,837 No one even flinched at the high prices. 1119 00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:07,882 Guys, weed is in my blood, 1120 00:41:07,923 --> 00:41:09,425 literally and figuratively. 1121 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:12,052 I know the business inside and out. 1122 00:41:12,094 --> 00:41:13,387 Guess you were right, Frank. 1123 00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:15,222 I don't hear that often enough. 1124 00:41:15,264 --> 00:41:18,809 We made $3,400. 1125 00:41:18,851 --> 00:41:20,060 - What? - [Frank] Course we did. 1126 00:41:20,102 --> 00:41:24,064 Mm, mm, mm, that's $1,133 apiece. 1127 00:41:24,106 --> 00:41:25,274 Take your pile. 1128 00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:28,110 Oh, it's been lovely doing business with you. 1129 00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:29,904 Shall we do it again tomorrow? 1130 00:41:29,945 --> 00:41:31,405 I don't see why not. V? 1131 00:41:31,447 --> 00:41:34,867 Until our suppliers are back up and running, sure. 1132 00:41:34,909 --> 00:41:35,951 Excellent. 1133 00:41:35,993 --> 00:41:39,830 I shall see you bright and early... 1134 00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:41,707 and by that, I mean noon. 1135 00:41:41,749 --> 00:41:42,416 [laughter] 1136 00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:44,835 And I liked helping you out today 1137 00:41:44,877 --> 00:41:46,420 with your emergency, 1138 00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:48,172 but the trial run is over. 1139 00:41:48,214 --> 00:41:50,049 From this point going forward, 1140 00:41:50,090 --> 00:41:52,510 the cut will be 60/40. I'm the 60. 1141 00:41:52,551 --> 00:41:54,512 - Seems fair to me. - No way. 1142 00:41:54,553 --> 00:41:57,932 I got the raw materials. I did the manufacturing. 1143 00:41:57,973 --> 00:42:00,684 You were simply the retail. 1144 00:42:00,726 --> 00:42:02,520 Toodle-oo. 1145 00:42:06,565 --> 00:42:09,109 And whatever you guys are going through, 1146 00:42:09,151 --> 00:42:11,820 you gotta kiss and make up. 1147 00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:14,823 andante rock music 1148 00:42:16,283 --> 00:42:17,493 [Tipping and Tina moaning] 1149 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:18,786 [Tipping] Oh, God! Oh, God! 1150 00:42:18,827 --> 00:42:19,870 [Tina] Feel good, baby? 1151 00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:21,872 [Tipping] I feel--yes, baby feels very good. 1152 00:42:21,914 --> 00:42:25,417 [Tipping grunting] 1153 00:42:25,459 --> 00:42:27,211 Hey, can you guys keep it down in there, please? 1154 00:42:27,253 --> 00:42:29,004 [Tipping] Yeah, yeah, sure, bud. 1155 00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:30,548 [moaning] 1156 00:42:30,589 --> 00:42:32,591 My--my legs are kind of getting wobbly. 1157 00:42:32,633 --> 00:42:34,218 If you put one foot up on the toilet, 1158 00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:35,469 it usually works better. 1159 00:42:35,511 --> 00:42:38,180 [Tipping] Oh, wow, what are you doing to me? 1160 00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:39,390 [Tina] Want me to stop, Arthur? 1161 00:42:39,431 --> 00:42:41,308 [Tipping] No, no, no. 1162 00:42:41,350 --> 00:42:43,060 There you go. That's better, right? 1163 00:42:43,102 --> 00:42:44,687 I guess. I'm a little distracted, 1164 00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:45,646 but I'm fine. 1165 00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:47,731 You get used to these close quarters. 1166 00:42:47,773 --> 00:42:50,276 - You've done this before? - Yeah, dozens of times. 1167 00:42:50,317 --> 00:42:51,277 Oh. 1168 00:42:51,318 --> 00:42:52,903 [Tipping] Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes. 1169 00:42:52,945 --> 00:42:54,154 Okay, I gotta stop. I'm sorry. 1170 00:42:54,196 --> 00:42:55,531 This is getting a little weird. 1171 00:42:55,573 --> 00:42:58,576 - [Tipping groans] - Really? 1172 00:42:58,617 --> 00:42:59,702 - [heavy thud] - [Tina screams] 1173 00:42:59,743 --> 00:43:02,246 What the hell? What's going on in there? 1174 00:43:02,288 --> 00:43:03,747 I think he's dead. 1175 00:43:03,789 --> 00:43:06,750 My vagina killed him. 1176 00:43:06,792 --> 00:43:08,085 Whoa. 1177 00:43:09,753 --> 00:43:11,380 Fuck, Arthur. 1178 00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:13,382 [cell phone chimes] 1179 00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:14,592 [sighs] Shit. 1180 00:43:14,633 --> 00:43:17,553 Another mom said her kid can't come to the party. 1181 00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:22,016 It might have something to do with your ankle bracelet, babe. 1182 00:43:22,057 --> 00:43:23,517 Well, whatever. That's too bad. 1183 00:43:23,559 --> 00:43:24,935 We don't need Franny's school friends. 1184 00:43:24,977 --> 00:43:26,186 We'll still have fun. 1185 00:43:26,228 --> 00:43:28,314 Okay, everybody grab your song lyrics. 1186 00:43:28,355 --> 00:43:31,025 It's time to sing the princess song. 1187 00:43:31,066 --> 00:43:33,193 Kay, Franny. 1188 00:43:33,235 --> 00:43:36,071 Sit right here. Kay. 1189 00:43:38,115 --> 00:43:39,825 Okay. 1190 00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:42,411 One, two, three. 1191 00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:45,247 [TV and ensemble] I want to be a princess 1192 00:43:45,289 --> 00:43:47,416 You can be a princess 1193 00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:50,044 We can all be princesses 1194 00:43:50,085 --> 00:43:52,171 In a fairy tale 1195 00:43:52,212 --> 00:43:54,590 Sing and dance and twirl around 1196 00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:57,092 Spinning in a ballroom gown 1197 00:43:57,134 --> 00:43:59,428 We can all be princesses 1198 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:01,555 In a fairy tale 1199 00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:04,516 Ho, ho, ho! Happy birthday, Franny. 1200 00:44:04,558 --> 00:44:07,061 Look what I bought you. These are from me, okay? 1201 00:44:07,102 --> 00:44:08,562 Only me, your favorite uncle. 1202 00:44:08,604 --> 00:44:10,689 - Yay, guns! - Guns! 1203 00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:13,275 [Debbie] That is not a princess gift. 1204 00:44:13,317 --> 00:44:15,277 - Tough titties. - Let's play! 1205 00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:16,820 You got it, kid. 1206 00:44:16,862 --> 00:44:18,364 [TV] The boys 1207 00:44:18,405 --> 00:44:19,406 [Mickey] Okay, shoot! 1208 00:44:19,448 --> 00:44:21,533 - No, no, Uncle Mickey! - Sorry, Debs. 1209 00:44:21,575 --> 00:44:22,910 - [Mickey] No, no, go ahead, go ahead, shoot me-- 1210 00:44:22,951 --> 00:44:23,952 [Franny] I'm gonna get you! 1211 00:44:23,994 --> 00:44:25,287 [Mickey] Blow my brains out, kid. Come on. 1212 00:44:25,329 --> 00:44:26,455 - [Franny] Okay, okay. - [Mickey] Go ahead. 1213 00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:28,123 [Franny] I got you, you're dead! I shot you! 1214 00:44:28,165 --> 00:44:30,125 - [medic] Yeah. - [medic] Watch your step. 1215 00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:31,752 Oh, shit. 1216 00:44:31,794 --> 00:44:35,089 I'm really sorry again, sir, that you had a heart attack. 1217 00:44:35,130 --> 00:44:37,716 You know, I somehow feel responsible. 1218 00:44:37,758 --> 00:44:41,220 Maybe you shouldn't had all those pitchers of beer. 1219 00:44:42,596 --> 00:44:46,058 Well, back at it again in the morning, right, sir? 1220 00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:47,935 [heart monitor speeds up] 1221 00:44:47,976 --> 00:44:49,603 Or maybe not. 1222 00:44:49,645 --> 00:44:53,357 rock music 1223 00:44:53,399 --> 00:44:55,150 [engine turns over] 1224 00:44:56,568 --> 00:44:59,530 [siren wailing] 1225 00:45:02,324 --> 00:45:04,410 [Tami] Oh, God. 1226 00:45:04,451 --> 00:45:05,911 I ate too much cake. 1227 00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:08,747 Oh, yeah, I didn't go anywhere near that pink frosting shit. 1228 00:45:08,789 --> 00:45:10,290 [laughs] 1229 00:45:10,332 --> 00:45:12,251 Hey, what kind of party you think Fred's gonna want 1230 00:45:12,292 --> 00:45:13,377 when he's older? 1231 00:45:13,419 --> 00:45:14,670 A Terminator party. 1232 00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:16,255 [laughs] Why? Is that what you wanted 1233 00:45:16,296 --> 00:45:17,589 when you were a kid? 1234 00:45:17,631 --> 00:45:19,633 - Yeah? - Maybe. 1235 00:45:19,675 --> 00:45:21,510 Hey! Yo, hey, whoa! 1236 00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:24,012 [Tami] Whoa, what the hell? 1237 00:45:24,054 --> 00:45:25,389 [Lip] Marsha? 1238 00:45:25,431 --> 00:45:27,558 Lip. 1239 00:45:27,599 --> 00:45:30,811 What, you fucked up our house before? 1240 00:45:30,853 --> 00:45:33,188 The three of us. 1241 00:45:33,230 --> 00:45:34,148 Why? 1242 00:45:34,189 --> 00:45:36,275 You're making your house look too good. 1243 00:45:36,316 --> 00:45:37,484 So? 1244 00:45:37,526 --> 00:45:39,445 Our property tax will go up. 1245 00:45:39,486 --> 00:45:41,447 What, because we planted a couple flowers? 1246 00:45:41,488 --> 00:45:44,032 And put in new windows and mulch, 1247 00:45:44,074 --> 00:45:45,284 cleaned up the trash. 1248 00:45:45,325 --> 00:45:47,703 People are gonna wanna do the same as you. 1249 00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:49,747 White folk will drive around the city 1250 00:45:49,788 --> 00:45:51,749 looking for a new place to live, 1251 00:45:51,790 --> 00:45:54,376 never imagine themselves down here. 1252 00:45:54,418 --> 00:45:57,963 Then they see your house, call the realtors. 1253 00:45:58,005 --> 00:45:59,840 Rent will go up. 1254 00:45:59,882 --> 00:46:01,425 Property tax. 1255 00:46:01,467 --> 00:46:03,343 We've been here our whole lives, 1256 00:46:03,385 --> 00:46:05,637 and now we're being pushed out. 1257 00:46:05,679 --> 00:46:07,431 Where will we go then? 1258 00:46:07,473 --> 00:46:11,185 [siren wailing faintly] 1259 00:46:11,226 --> 00:46:14,605 [sighs] 1260 00:46:16,064 --> 00:46:18,066 Franny did not like her party. 1261 00:46:18,108 --> 00:46:20,611 Yeah, not so much. 1262 00:46:23,071 --> 00:46:25,199 You were right. I mean... 1263 00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:27,493 I only did this for myself. 1264 00:46:27,534 --> 00:46:30,496 I just--I always dreamed of having a princess party 1265 00:46:30,537 --> 00:46:32,873 as a kid. 1266 00:46:32,915 --> 00:46:35,000 I'm sorry, babes. 1267 00:46:42,508 --> 00:46:46,386 Not that I would do it differently or anything. 1268 00:46:46,428 --> 00:46:47,763 Really? 1269 00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:49,973 I mean, fuck no. It's like, 1270 00:46:50,015 --> 00:46:51,391 Franny's only five. 1271 00:46:51,433 --> 00:46:52,601 It's not like she's gonna remember 1272 00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:53,936 any of this shit. 1273 00:46:53,977 --> 00:46:57,105 Even if she does, a little bit of disappointment 1274 00:46:57,147 --> 00:46:58,899 is good for her. 1275 00:46:58,941 --> 00:47:02,486 I mean, I would do anything for that kid, but... 1276 00:47:02,528 --> 00:47:04,696 sometimes I just... 1277 00:47:04,738 --> 00:47:07,115 it's gotta be about me. 1278 00:47:11,286 --> 00:47:13,705 [chuckles] 1279 00:47:16,041 --> 00:47:19,670 [siren wailing] 1280 00:47:19,711 --> 00:47:21,839 Wow, it gets sketchy here at night. 1281 00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:24,383 Yeah, we should probably go home. 1282 00:47:24,424 --> 00:47:25,592 She's down there. Come on. 1283 00:47:25,634 --> 00:47:27,469 - You sure about this? - Fuck Frank. 1284 00:47:27,511 --> 00:47:29,346 Why should we give him 2/3 of our money? 1285 00:47:29,388 --> 00:47:30,430 'Cause he's our partner. 1286 00:47:30,472 --> 00:47:31,807 [Veronica] We can do everything he did. 1287 00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:34,518 [Kev] I'm not sure I can make those pineapple lollipops. 1288 00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,186 Go, ask. 1289 00:47:36,228 --> 00:47:37,729 [sighs] 1290 00:47:37,771 --> 00:47:40,315 Hey, um, how you doing? 1291 00:47:40,357 --> 00:47:43,193 We're looking to, um, buy some weed-- 1292 00:47:43,235 --> 00:47:45,612 ganja, smoke, marijuana. 1293 00:47:45,654 --> 00:47:47,239 - [Veronica] Kev... - I know you? 1294 00:47:47,281 --> 00:47:48,657 - [Kev] No. - Yeah, you do. 1295 00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:49,950 Our friend was here earlier. 1296 00:47:49,992 --> 00:47:53,161 I should say our partner. Frank Gallagher? 1297 00:47:53,203 --> 00:47:54,997 Sorry, I don't got nothing. 1298 00:47:55,038 --> 00:47:56,623 What, seriously? 1299 00:47:56,665 --> 00:47:58,333 You know anyone else who's selling? 1300 00:47:58,375 --> 00:47:59,626 Nope. 1301 00:47:59,668 --> 00:48:00,836 Come on, how's that possible? 1302 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:03,255 That's because I bought it all from her... 1303 00:48:03,297 --> 00:48:04,673 dramatic music 1304 00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:08,093 ...with my earnings from today. 1305 00:48:08,135 --> 00:48:09,303 [laughs] 1306 00:48:09,344 --> 00:48:10,721 - Hey, Frank! - Hey. 1307 00:48:10,762 --> 00:48:14,141 I wanted to get a jump start on tomorrow's work. 1308 00:48:14,182 --> 00:48:15,767 Little did I know my partners 1309 00:48:15,809 --> 00:48:18,729 would be going behind my back. 1310 00:48:18,770 --> 00:48:22,608 Just for the record, I was hesitant about this. 1311 00:48:22,649 --> 00:48:24,401 I think from now on, 1312 00:48:24,443 --> 00:48:27,029 our cut's gonna be 70/30. 1313 00:48:30,198 --> 00:48:31,491 I'm the 70. 1314 00:48:37,331 --> 00:48:40,500 [Ian exhales heavily] 1315 00:48:40,542 --> 00:48:42,669 Guess the interview didn't go so good? 1316 00:48:42,711 --> 00:48:45,464 Nah. I don't do normal. 1317 00:48:45,505 --> 00:48:46,924 It's boring as fuck, man. 1318 00:48:46,965 --> 00:48:49,426 I don't want to end up a monkey like you anyway. 1319 00:48:49,468 --> 00:48:51,303 Just trying to be a mature adult. 1320 00:48:51,345 --> 00:48:52,471 That's all. 1321 00:48:52,512 --> 00:48:53,555 Well... 1322 00:48:53,597 --> 00:48:56,850 I, uh, like doing things my way. 1323 00:48:56,892 --> 00:48:59,102 So we gonna fuck, or what? 1324 00:48:59,144 --> 00:49:00,479 Nope. 1325 00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:02,564 You didn't get a real job. 1326 00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:05,317 Fine by me, man. See if I care. 1327 00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:06,860 In fact, 1328 00:49:06,902 --> 00:49:10,489 I might just jerk off with all my money. 1329 00:49:10,530 --> 00:49:12,991 Yeah. Come here, guys. 1330 00:49:13,033 --> 00:49:14,701 Mm... 1331 00:49:14,743 --> 00:49:18,288 Mm, mm, yeah. 1332 00:49:18,330 --> 00:49:20,040 Ooh, yeah, come here. 1333 00:49:20,082 --> 00:49:23,085 Suck that dick, Benjamin Franklin. 1334 00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:24,544 Come on now. 1335 00:49:24,586 --> 00:49:27,506 Got a little three-way with-- whoever the fuck that is. 1336 00:49:27,547 --> 00:49:30,467 Mm, mm. Yeah, you like that? 1337 00:49:30,509 --> 00:49:32,719 What if we, uh, add-- 1338 00:49:32,761 --> 00:49:34,346 hey, fuck off, George Washington, 1339 00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:37,182 cheap-ass motherfucker. 1340 00:49:38,725 --> 00:49:40,060 rock music 1341 00:49:40,102 --> 00:49:42,270 Oh, I like that. 1342 00:49:42,312 --> 00:49:44,147 Uh-huh, keep going. 1343 00:49:44,189 --> 00:49:47,985 God, money really does buy happiness, huh? 1344 00:49:48,026 --> 00:49:51,905 Lying in my coffin instead 1345 00:49:51,947 --> 00:49:55,617 The way I feel, I'd rather be dead 1346 00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:58,537 Sucking on some cherry so red 1347 00:49:58,578 --> 00:50:00,038 We really have to do this? 1348 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:03,166 Yes, we have to maintain a negative curb appeal. 1349 00:50:03,208 --> 00:50:04,668 But I love our house. 1350 00:50:04,710 --> 00:50:05,919 Hey, me too. I wanna stay in it 1351 00:50:05,961 --> 00:50:07,838 with you and Fred forever. 1352 00:50:11,508 --> 00:50:14,469 It's the pits, it's the pits 1353 00:50:15,762 --> 00:50:18,181 Well, 1354 00:50:18,223 --> 00:50:20,350 what do you think? 1355 00:50:20,392 --> 00:50:21,852 Nice. 1356 00:50:21,893 --> 00:50:23,729 How about mine? 1357 00:50:23,770 --> 00:50:25,689 Wow. 1358 00:50:25,731 --> 00:50:26,940 That's perfect. You did good 1359 00:50:26,982 --> 00:50:27,983 for the neighborhood, babe. 1360 00:50:28,025 --> 00:50:29,609 Anything to help our family. 1361 00:50:29,651 --> 00:50:31,695 Even a giant squirting penis. 1362 00:50:31,737 --> 00:50:34,239 Exactly. [laughs] 1363 00:50:34,281 --> 00:50:35,240 Muah. 1364 00:50:35,282 --> 00:50:38,035 Faded like the night in the sky 1365 00:50:38,076 --> 00:50:42,164 Waving at the neighbors bye bye 1366 00:50:42,205 --> 00:50:45,834 It's the pits, it's the pits 1367 00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:48,336 Don't look down you stepped on shit