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Oh, man, you guys missed
a great party last week.
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(coughs)
Say hello to your
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new foster family, Ethel.
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You're one of five wives?
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Married to a dude named Clyde?
Who's 65 years old?
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Would it be all right if
my son Jonah came to visit?
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Keep laughing,
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and I will slit your throat
while you sleep.
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LINDA:
Shoplifting is out of hand.
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Did Mickey pay for that?
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You have to stand up to him.
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KASH: Tried that once
with his father.
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Now hold it like you want
to do something with it.
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Mickey? Again?
What was I supposed to do,
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shoot him over a cup of soup?
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No touching the forbidden fruit
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until I'm knocked up.
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IAN:
Slept with someone.
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Not cash.
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Guess this was like
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a booty call, huh?
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Yes.
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DEBBIE:
Steve got a text from Candace.
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Is he dating someone else?
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(yells)
Who the fuck is Candace?
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We work together.
That's all.
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I'm home.
Little brother!
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Hey, you.
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Mmm.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ Think of all the luck
you got ♪
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♪ Know that it's
not for naught ♪
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♪ You were beaming once before ♪
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♪ But it's not
like that anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Round up the friends you got ♪
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♪ Know that
they're not for naught ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so... ♪
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♪ Sure of? ♪
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DEBBIE: Okay, but you
got to promise.
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Okay, I promise...
I won't tell Fiona.
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Now, whose house is this?
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I'm not sure.
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VERONICA:
What the hell are we doing here?
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Trying to find out
if Steve's cheating.
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What?
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Tell me that's not a woman's
car parked out front.
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Fiona's a big girl.
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Fiona takes care of everyone,
but no one takes care of Fiona.
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Is this about Candace?
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Because Fiona knows
about Candace.
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She wouldn't do anything;
too proud.
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So we have to.
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You're a sweet kid, Debs.
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(dance music throbbing)
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Did you purposefully
order a "Sex on the Beach"
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just so I'd say it
to the gay bartender?
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Maybe. Maybe I was
hoping you'd actually
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take me away someplace so
we could have sex on a beach.
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I could barely get you
overnight in a local hotel.
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Well, that was then;
this is now.
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I just feel like I haven't
seen a lot of you lately.
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You-you mean that you'd
like to see more of me?
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Yes, I guess
that's what I'm saying.
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Usually by this time
in a relationship,
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the guy starts just showing up
for late-night booty calls
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or wants me to meet his mother.
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Either way, I start looking
for reasons to walk.
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Well, my mom is in Michigan,
so you don't have to worry.
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I think that's the first time
you've ever mentioned your family.
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Really?
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Not much to say.
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I mean... they
live in Michigan.
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The whole state?
No, near Detroit.
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Dad used to work for GM,
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so I try to send back
what I can to help.
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Family business...
he builds 'em, you steal 'em.
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Come on, let's dance.
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Come on.
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(door opens)
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Liam is officially asleep.
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That was fast.
Yeah, well,
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three pages
from Deb's Eat, Pray, Love
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and he's out.
(laughs)
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And if James Franco
wasn't in the movie,
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I would've nodded off, too.
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(chuckles)
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Have you got any cash
you can float me?
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Florence & the Machine are playing
down at the Chicago Theater.
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I really want to take
Karen for her birthday.
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Pricey gift.
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You think it's getting serious?
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Fuck off. She's my best friend.
(laughs)
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Okay? You know I'd never spend that
kind of cash on a girl, anyway.
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All right, well,
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I got a Hamilton,
and it's yours.
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Thanks, man.
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(Liam crying)
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BOTH:
One, two, three.
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(clicks tongue)
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ETHEL: God bless Jonah,
my sweet baby boy.
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And God bless my husband Clyde.
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May those who are caring for him
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remind him to take
his blood pressure supplement
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and his Glucosamine/Chondroitin
supplement...
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so that he can bend down
to pick up our child.
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And God bless the other wives,
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who are probably on
their knees right now
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asking you to bless me...
Separated from her kid?
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That's got to suck.
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Hopefully, the visit with him
tomorrow will cheer her up.
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I'm kind of excited about it.
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Having a full house... two kids.
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Don't get too excited.
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It's only temporary.
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Temporary, Kevin.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Mm-hmm. Are you gonna
put those in my ass?
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'Cause I'm not even gonna feel it.
They're earplugs, babe.
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And they're for her.
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Oh, good, 'cause
that would've sucked,
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trying to fish those out.
(laughs)
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(both groan)
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Hey... hey...
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Wakey, wakey, Jackie Chan.
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(groans)
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Who the fuck are you?
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I'm Frank.
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(groans)
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Did we...?
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(chuckles)
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Aw, now... now...
(crying)
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Chins up.
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(gasps, groans)
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KAREN:
Fuck off.
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How'd you know it was me?
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I was talking
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to my Promisemakers
group, and...
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I want you to know
that I understand
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that so much of your bad
behavior is my responsibility.
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If you leave a dog
in the house alone
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for more than eight hours,
you can't get mad at him
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for peeing the rug, right?
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I found this...
in an album in the basement.
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I don't know...
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maybe we can try to...
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capture more moments
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like these together.
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(blow dryer whirring)
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Why is it that I feel like you can't
get away from me fast enough?
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(gasps, laughs)
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Because you're paranoid!
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Hey, whatever happened
to that computer class
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you were gonna take?
They cancelled it.
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Not enough people, I guess.
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Liam's gonna be up in a second.
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I got to get him fed and dressed
and to the clinic
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for some shots.
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Don't tell Jenny McCarthy.
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Hey, Debs.
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Steve.
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Liam up yet?
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Squawkin' a little.
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So, everything cool with, uh,
with you and Steve?
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What? Why?
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No reason... I'm
just checking in.
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(sighs)
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Hi, baby bottoms!
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Did you have sweet dreams?
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I thought I was baby bottoms.
No.
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I said you have a baby bottom.
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Mm, I swore I would never
date a guy whose ass was
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smaller than mine, but
I seem to be breaking
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a lot of my own rules lately,
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don't I?
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Don't I?
He's assuming that was rhetorical.
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Hey, you want to come by
tonight after Liam's down?
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V gave me a copy
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of Queen of Outer Space.
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Zsa Zsa Gabor at her finest.
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We could watch it...
and not watch it. I don't think
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I can swing it.
I gotta go to work. Okay.
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Mm... ah.
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Hey, Steve!
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Debs, breakfast?
I'm good.
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Breakfast! Hey, Steve, can I
get a ride to the library?
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Motorcycle;
no can do.
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When did you get motorcycle?
Always had one.
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I guess there's a lot I don't
know about you. Truth?
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I'm in the CIA, and
this is all just a cover.
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Any calls, Kate?
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Yeah, actually, some
A-hole was looking for you.
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Left this number.
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Hand me the phone, will ya?
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Your tab is bigger than my ass, and
you smell like kimchi and vomit.
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Now, stop that.
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Your ass looks great.
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Like you in the sack,
make it quick.
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I wasn't quick, I was just
busy that day. (scoffs)
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WOMAN:
Hello.
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(womanly): Yes. I have
Frank Gallagher calling.
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WOMAN: Hey, Frankie.
Got great news.
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Who-who... who the fuck is this?
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Your settlement is in.
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Yeah! Which one?
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Come see me,
I'll give you the 411.
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(laughing)
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Hey, everybody!
Next round's on me!
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(laughs)
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DEBBIE:
Kev? Veronica?
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Didn't you just
clean that yesterday?
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Child Protective Services is
bring my baby Jonah for a visit.
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Everything has to be just so.
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You're so lucky
you have a baby.
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How old are you?
Ten and a quarter.
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Two more years, and you'll
be old enough to start trying.
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Does it hurt?
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Sexual relations or childbirth?
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Both.
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Yes.
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LIP (gasping):
Oh, fuck!
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KAREN:
He's such a douche bag.
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He's on this whole father-
daughter Purity Ball kick.
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(both moaning, gasping)
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KAREN: He wants me to
take a vow of celibacy
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so we can rekindle our
father-daughter relationship.
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LIP: Maybe we could not...
talk about your father right now.
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KAREN: Not what you had
in mind for dirty talk.
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LIP:
Oh! Not exactly.
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(moaning)
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KAREN (laughs):
Oh, fuck!
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Oh, shit!
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00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:18,312
LIP: Oh, shh, Carl's right outside.
Shh. KAREN: Oh, fuck!
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Oh, fuck!
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KAREN:
Oh, shit!
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(Lip and Karen moaning,
gasping loudly)
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LIP: Oh, shit!
KAREN: Keep going! Oh...!
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(both yell)
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Yes? Shatterproof, my ass!
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(both sigh with satisfaction)
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(kiss)
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(Karen moans, Lip exhales)
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(Lip sighing)
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Want to go to the planetarium
tonight and get high?
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(panting)
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I can't. I'm busy.
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Doing what? Danielle?
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The less you know, the better.
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Are we still on
for Friday night?
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Yeah.
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Can you give me a hint?
260
00:12:02,124 --> 00:12:04,792
Yeah, but...
I'm not gonna.
261
00:12:06,661 --> 00:12:08,629
(Lip sighs)
262
00:12:10,966 --> 00:12:12,600
Aha.
263
00:12:12,634 --> 00:12:14,902
Crucial Confrontations.
264
00:12:15,971 --> 00:12:18,105
Haven't seen you
here in a while.
265
00:12:18,140 --> 00:12:19,774
Been kind of busy, Simon.
266
00:12:19,808 --> 00:12:22,209
I got a signed first
edition of Harry Potter.
267
00:12:22,244 --> 00:12:24,412
Overrated. Made a better
movie than a book.
268
00:12:24,446 --> 00:12:27,415
And now with all those
kid actors grown up,
269
00:12:27,449 --> 00:12:29,884
they're scarier looking
than the villains.
270
00:12:30,919 --> 00:12:33,120
Hey, can you help me
on the computers?
271
00:12:33,155 --> 00:12:34,655
What do you want to do?
272
00:12:34,689 --> 00:12:36,290
Dig up some dirt.
273
00:12:36,324 --> 00:12:37,892
Name.
274
00:12:37,926 --> 00:12:39,894
Steve... W-W-Wilson?
275
00:12:39,928 --> 00:12:41,529
Wilton? You kind of need to know
276
00:12:41,563 --> 00:12:43,864
what the name is before
you can look it up.
277
00:12:43,899 --> 00:12:46,000
Try Wilton, in Lake Forest.
278
00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:52,173
There are zero in Illinois,
279
00:12:52,207 --> 00:12:54,008
but there are 15
of them nationwide.
280
00:12:54,042 --> 00:12:55,075
Can you do it backwards?
281
00:12:55,110 --> 00:12:56,577
Notliw?
No. I mean,
282
00:12:56,611 --> 00:12:59,346
if I give you an address,
can you work from there?
283
00:12:59,381 --> 00:13:05,152
Hey, um, maybe sometime we
could just casually hang out.
284
00:13:05,187 --> 00:13:07,655
Fine. Fine, yes, we can
casually hang out.
285
00:13:07,689 --> 00:13:10,758
1055 North Ave.
286
00:13:10,792 --> 00:13:12,026
It says the property owners
287
00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:15,095
are Lloyd and Candace Lishman.
288
00:13:15,130 --> 00:13:17,431
Hello, Ms. D-lish.
289
00:13:17,466 --> 00:13:19,133
Cool, then we can, uh,
hang out sometime?
290
00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:20,768
We just did.
291
00:13:27,976 --> 00:13:29,844
(coins rattling)
292
00:13:31,046 --> 00:13:33,214
She opened an ING
Direct Savings account.
293
00:13:33,248 --> 00:13:35,683
I haven't kept any large bills
in there for months.
294
00:13:35,717 --> 00:13:38,152
Believe me, I've looked.
Do you know where she is?
295
00:13:38,186 --> 00:13:40,688
No idea. How much you need?
I've got to buy
296
00:13:40,722 --> 00:13:43,557
concert tickets. Yikes.
Wish I had it.
297
00:13:43,592 --> 00:13:45,960
Maybe you should take Mrs.
Niedereiter up on her offer.
298
00:13:49,531 --> 00:13:52,967
Well, that should do it,
Mrs. Niedereiter.
299
00:13:54,302 --> 00:13:57,104
There are a lot of dark
corners around my house
300
00:13:57,138 --> 00:13:59,773
that could use some
attention, Phillip.
301
00:14:02,611 --> 00:14:05,412
Thanks for the idea.
You're not seriously
302
00:14:05,447 --> 00:14:06,714
gonna do it?
303
00:14:06,748 --> 00:14:10,484
Well, no, but... I could
smash her birdhouse again.
304
00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:13,521
Hey...
305
00:14:13,555 --> 00:14:15,589
what do you think of Steve?
306
00:14:15,624 --> 00:14:18,592
Ass is kind of small;
not really my type.
307
00:14:20,095 --> 00:14:22,930
You about to retreat
and count your wounded?
308
00:14:22,964 --> 00:14:24,198
No.
309
00:14:24,232 --> 00:14:28,002
Just... just want to know
if I should trust him.
310
00:14:28,036 --> 00:14:31,038
That's like asking if
you should believe in God.
311
00:14:33,441 --> 00:14:35,743
(knocking on door)
Just be yourself.
312
00:14:35,777 --> 00:14:36,844
Okay.
313
00:14:36,878 --> 00:14:39,680
(knocking continues)
Okay. Here we go.
314
00:14:43,618 --> 00:14:45,152
Hi. Come in.
315
00:14:45,186 --> 00:14:49,390
ETHEL: Jonah, baby!
Mama missed you so much!
316
00:14:51,526 --> 00:14:54,194
(quietly, gently):
Hi, baby. Hi.
317
00:14:54,229 --> 00:14:56,196
Good afternoon.
318
00:14:56,231 --> 00:14:57,998
I'm Kev.
319
00:14:58,033 --> 00:15:00,234
Mm-hmm.
This is my wife, Veronica.
320
00:15:00,268 --> 00:15:01,835
Hello. Good afternoon.
321
00:15:01,870 --> 00:15:03,737
How you doing?
322
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,906
I'm Andrea Johnson from DCFS,
323
00:15:05,941 --> 00:15:08,842
and I'm here to observe
the home visit today.
324
00:15:08,877 --> 00:15:10,911
So if everything go good,
325
00:15:10,946 --> 00:15:13,180
then Baby Jonah
may stay overnight.
326
00:15:13,214 --> 00:15:15,382
Is your voice dressed
up for Halloween?
327
00:15:15,417 --> 00:15:17,184
Excuse me?
328
00:15:17,218 --> 00:15:19,386
Think we don't know how to...
raise a child?
329
00:15:19,421 --> 00:15:20,788
Come to tell me I don't know
330
00:15:20,822 --> 00:15:22,423
how to be a mother.
331
00:15:22,457 --> 00:15:24,792
Uh, you got it wrong,
sister girl.
332
00:15:24,826 --> 00:15:27,227
I'm here to see how
Ethel mothers, not you.
333
00:15:27,262 --> 00:15:29,730
What do you mean?
Oh, please, have a seat.
334
00:15:29,764 --> 00:15:31,865
That girl's only 13 years old,
335
00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:34,201
but she's still got
her parental rights.
336
00:15:34,235 --> 00:15:37,438
I need to make sure the child can
handle a child, you feel me?
337
00:15:37,472 --> 00:15:39,139
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I feel you.
338
00:15:39,174 --> 00:15:41,875
Mm.
(sighs)
339
00:15:41,910 --> 00:15:42,977
Oh! Baby Jonah!
340
00:15:44,346 --> 00:15:45,713
Look at you!
341
00:15:45,747 --> 00:15:47,948
You're hung like
a little bear, aren't you?
342
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,985
Hey, Andrea?
343
00:15:51,019 --> 00:15:52,186
An-dray-ah.
An-dray-ah.
344
00:15:52,220 --> 00:15:54,388
You think we could
apply to get Baby Jonah
345
00:15:54,422 --> 00:15:56,490
as a foster kid, too?
346
00:15:56,524 --> 00:15:58,759
That's gonna be a crap-load
of paperwork for me,
347
00:15:58,793 --> 00:16:02,396
but we do encourage keeping
family members together.
348
00:16:02,430 --> 00:16:04,064
(quietly):
Yay!
349
00:16:06,801 --> 00:16:08,969
(footsteps approaching)
350
00:16:10,772 --> 00:16:15,142
All right, then, uh, Eddie's
just down in the basement.
351
00:16:15,176 --> 00:16:16,143
He'll be right up.
352
00:16:16,177 --> 00:16:17,144
And, of course,
353
00:16:17,178 --> 00:16:18,812
you will all get your shoes back
354
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,247
when you go, so don't worry.
355
00:16:20,281 --> 00:16:23,350
It'd be great if mine
came back shined.
356
00:16:23,385 --> 00:16:25,586
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho...!
(laughter)
357
00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:27,821
That would be great!
358
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:30,290
(knocking on door)
359
00:16:30,325 --> 00:16:32,593
Ah, but at last came a knock,
360
00:16:32,627 --> 00:16:34,094
and I thought of the door
361
00:16:34,129 --> 00:16:36,964
with no lock to lock.
362
00:16:36,998 --> 00:16:41,001
Robert Frost... I was
a poetry major in college.
363
00:16:43,405 --> 00:16:45,205
SHEILA: Oh, sweetie.
Okay, open your Bibles to Psalms 127,
364
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:48,942
SHEILA: Okay, uh...
verses three to five.
365
00:16:48,977 --> 00:16:50,477
Okay.
366
00:16:50,512 --> 00:16:52,646
You guys are
all... okay.
367
00:16:53,682 --> 00:16:55,282
(laughs) Oh, sweetie...
368
00:16:55,316 --> 00:16:56,950
(chuckles)
369
00:16:56,985 --> 00:16:58,185
Oh!
370
00:16:58,219 --> 00:17:00,187
Oh, you are ripe!
371
00:17:00,221 --> 00:17:02,890
Oh, nothing a little
Puerto Rican bath can't fix.
372
00:17:02,924 --> 00:17:04,958
(laughing):
Oh... honey.
373
00:17:04,993 --> 00:17:06,326
Where were you last night?
374
00:17:06,361 --> 00:17:08,696
I had to spend the
night with the kids.
375
00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:10,330
They needed a little
Frankie time.
376
00:17:10,365 --> 00:17:12,966
Oh. You're such
a good dad.
377
00:17:13,001 --> 00:17:14,268
(laughs)
378
00:17:14,302 --> 00:17:16,236
Oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
EDDIE: Sorry, folks.
379
00:17:16,271 --> 00:17:18,572
Had a little plumbing issue.
380
00:17:18,606 --> 00:17:20,407
The house's, not mine.
381
00:17:20,442 --> 00:17:23,243
(group laughing, guffawing)
382
00:17:27,982 --> 00:17:29,950
(The Nights' "Lonely Soul"
playing)
383
00:17:29,984 --> 00:17:32,152
♪ I wish I were a Beatle ♪
384
00:17:32,187 --> 00:17:35,723
♪ I wish I were
a Rolling Stone ♪
385
00:17:39,327 --> 00:17:45,065
♪ I wish I'd always turn up,
I wish I had nowhere to run ♪
386
00:17:48,837 --> 00:17:54,708
♪ I wish I was somebody,
I wish I was a great big star. ♪
387
00:17:57,245 --> 00:17:58,746
(knocking)
388
00:17:58,780 --> 00:17:59,947
Lou?
389
00:17:59,981 --> 00:18:02,015
Frankie boy, how's it hanging?
390
00:18:02,050 --> 00:18:04,518
Still from the left.
Where the hell are you?
391
00:18:04,552 --> 00:18:07,554
Jesus, it's hard to take a piss
with this thing on.
392
00:18:07,589 --> 00:18:09,857
That's a lie. It was the wiping
that was tough.
393
00:18:09,891 --> 00:18:12,292
This from the escalator
thing at the mall?
394
00:18:12,327 --> 00:18:14,795
No, no, no, this is
the train doors
395
00:18:14,829 --> 00:18:16,630
closing on your ankle.
Right.
396
00:18:16,664 --> 00:18:18,432
I haven't been the same since.
397
00:18:18,466 --> 00:18:21,935
Yeah. All I need is
your signature and Monica's,
398
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:23,604
and the money is all yours...
399
00:18:23,638 --> 00:18:24,605
with the exception
400
00:18:24,639 --> 00:18:26,974
of a third of it,
that goes to me.
401
00:18:27,008 --> 00:18:28,208
Plus expenses.
402
00:18:28,243 --> 00:18:31,311
Sounds fair.
403
00:18:31,346 --> 00:18:34,648
Me... and Monica.
404
00:18:34,682 --> 00:18:36,250
Yay.
405
00:18:36,284 --> 00:18:37,751
That was a hell of warm-up.
406
00:18:37,786 --> 00:18:39,253
Unfortunately, those aren't
the originals.
407
00:18:39,287 --> 00:18:42,189
You two will have to go down
to the city legal offices
408
00:18:42,223 --> 00:18:43,724
and do it in person.
409
00:18:43,758 --> 00:18:46,593
What? I'm supposed to take
off work to go do this?
410
00:18:46,628 --> 00:18:49,129
Of course not,
because as you know,
411
00:18:49,164 --> 00:18:50,931
those injury's prevented you
from working, remember?
412
00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:53,567
Oh, shit.
413
00:18:53,601 --> 00:18:54,968
(pager beeps)
414
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:56,436
Hey, look at that.
415
00:18:56,471 --> 00:18:59,506
Client just went into labor.
416
00:18:59,541 --> 00:19:01,642
Is that gonna be a problem,
getting Monica to sign?
417
00:19:01,676 --> 00:19:04,444
No. Why-why would it be
a problem?
418
00:19:04,479 --> 00:19:07,381
(chuckles) If memory serves,
she was a summa cum laude cunt.
419
00:19:07,415 --> 00:19:08,582
Yeah, well, she was
420
00:19:08,616 --> 00:19:09,683
a lot of things.
421
00:19:09,717 --> 00:19:10,984
You even know where she is?
422
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,953
I have a phone number.
I'll make it happen.
423
00:19:12,987 --> 00:19:14,555
Uh-huh. I hope so.
424
00:19:14,589 --> 00:19:16,323
She's a joint claimant
on this thing.
425
00:19:16,357 --> 00:19:17,658
No Monica, no money.
426
00:19:17,692 --> 00:19:20,561
Hey, do me a favor.
Will you feed the dogs before you go?
427
00:19:20,595 --> 00:19:22,696
Bag of dog food
in my desk drawer.
428
00:19:22,730 --> 00:19:24,765
Thanks, buddy.
Uh...
429
00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:34,575
(crunching)
430
00:19:34,609 --> 00:19:35,909
Mmm!
431
00:19:35,944 --> 00:19:37,411
All right, come on!
432
00:19:37,445 --> 00:19:38,679
(dogs barking)
433
00:19:38,713 --> 00:19:40,080
Get off of her!
434
00:19:40,114 --> 00:19:43,116
Hey, man, it's, uh, it's Lip.
I'm calling you
435
00:19:43,151 --> 00:19:44,251
from a phone booth.
436
00:19:44,285 --> 00:19:46,086
Just hit me back at whatever
number comes up
437
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:49,289
on your cell, all right?
It's important.
438
00:19:51,693 --> 00:19:54,127
(phone rings)
439
00:19:55,997 --> 00:19:57,464
Hey, thanks
for taking long enough
440
00:19:57,498 --> 00:19:59,433
to let me enjoy
the scent of urine.
441
00:19:59,467 --> 00:20:01,702
Yeah, I didn't even know
that phone booths exist anymore.
442
00:20:01,736 --> 00:20:03,303
What's up? Sounded urgent.
443
00:20:03,338 --> 00:20:05,739
Yeah, um, I was just wondering,
444
00:20:05,773 --> 00:20:09,543
do you think you can loan me
a couple bills?
445
00:20:09,577 --> 00:20:11,879
I can pay for a job.
446
00:20:11,913 --> 00:20:13,280
You got a driver's license,
right?
447
00:20:13,314 --> 00:20:14,615
A few of 'em, yeah.
448
00:20:14,649 --> 00:20:17,517
All right, meet me by the L
at 11:00.
449
00:20:23,124 --> 00:20:24,858
Are you screwing
my sister's boyfriend?
450
00:20:24,893 --> 00:20:26,426
If you're selling cookies,
451
00:20:26,461 --> 00:20:28,495
that's a hell
of an opening line.
452
00:20:30,932 --> 00:20:32,132
Do come in.
453
00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:43,043
Can I get you something? Milk?
454
00:20:43,077 --> 00:20:44,378
Soda?
455
00:20:44,412 --> 00:20:46,580
A joint?
456
00:20:46,614 --> 00:20:47,881
It's medicinal.
457
00:20:47,916 --> 00:20:50,317
No, thank you, Mrs. Lishman.
458
00:20:50,351 --> 00:20:52,386
How do you know Steve?
459
00:20:52,420 --> 00:20:55,389
Who is Steve?
460
00:20:55,423 --> 00:20:57,190
He's my sister's boyfriend.
461
00:20:57,225 --> 00:20:58,292
How nice.
462
00:20:58,326 --> 00:21:00,961
So, he's not
463
00:21:00,995 --> 00:21:02,362
pushing it into you?
464
00:21:02,397 --> 00:21:05,198
(coughs)
465
00:21:05,233 --> 00:21:08,568
Hey, Mom, me and Chip are gonna
swing by the hospital
466
00:21:08,603 --> 00:21:11,972
to see Dad, so you
can relax now, okay?
467
00:21:12,006 --> 00:21:13,573
Oh! Thank you, Jimmy.
468
00:21:13,608 --> 00:21:15,742
You take such good care
of your mama bear.
469
00:21:15,777 --> 00:21:17,511
BOTH:
Mmm! Mmm!
470
00:21:19,714 --> 00:21:20,881
Oh! This is, uh...
471
00:21:20,915 --> 00:21:22,149
Debbie.
472
00:21:22,183 --> 00:21:23,350
Debbie Gallagher.
473
00:21:23,384 --> 00:21:25,419
Nice to meet you...
474
00:21:25,453 --> 00:21:27,154
Jimmy.
475
00:21:27,188 --> 00:21:29,656
Jimmy is my youngest.
476
00:21:29,691 --> 00:21:34,428
Top of his class at
Michigan in med school.
477
00:21:34,462 --> 00:21:38,665
He is going to be
a cardio-thoracic surgeon
478
00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:41,501
like his big brother
and his daddy.
479
00:21:41,536 --> 00:21:43,670
And he has been taking
such good care of me
480
00:21:43,705 --> 00:21:45,939
since his father went
into the hospital. (coughs)
481
00:21:45,974 --> 00:21:50,277
A fender bender;
broke his kneecap.
482
00:21:50,311 --> 00:21:54,348
And you know, doctors make
the worst patients.
483
00:21:54,382 --> 00:21:57,617
Oh, would you like to stay
for dinner, sweetheart?
484
00:21:57,652 --> 00:22:01,221
Oh shit!
I liked her.
485
00:22:01,255 --> 00:22:04,124
(phone line ringing)
486
00:22:04,158 --> 00:22:06,159
MUFFLED VOICE:
Hello? Hello?
487
00:22:07,729 --> 00:22:09,730
Shit. Shit.
488
00:22:09,764 --> 00:22:12,366
Shit, shit, shit!
489
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,700
Frank?
490
00:22:16,070 --> 00:22:19,906
Frank, I... I certainly hope
you're not pooping in there.
491
00:22:19,941 --> 00:22:22,442
It's a closet.
492
00:22:22,477 --> 00:22:24,978
Frank?
493
00:22:29,183 --> 00:22:30,817
You didn't poop
in there, did you?
494
00:22:30,852 --> 00:22:32,319
I was waiting
495
00:22:32,353 --> 00:22:34,354
to surprise you.
Oh.
496
00:22:35,523 --> 00:22:36,623
Surprise!
(screams)
497
00:22:36,657 --> 00:22:38,658
(laughing)
498
00:22:38,693 --> 00:22:41,995
You got me!
499
00:22:42,030 --> 00:22:43,630
Oh, Frankie.
500
00:22:43,664 --> 00:22:44,965
Hey, do me a favor?
501
00:22:44,999 --> 00:22:47,334
Call this number,
502
00:22:47,368 --> 00:22:50,537
and, and ask if
Monica is there.
503
00:22:50,571 --> 00:22:53,640
And if she is, tell her...
504
00:22:53,674 --> 00:22:55,008
Congratulations!
505
00:22:55,043 --> 00:22:56,443
She's won!
506
00:22:56,477 --> 00:22:57,944
Who's Monica?
507
00:22:57,979 --> 00:22:59,613
Doesn't matter.
508
00:22:59,647 --> 00:23:00,914
What'd she win?
509
00:23:00,948 --> 00:23:02,983
Uh... I don't know.
510
00:23:03,017 --> 00:23:06,286
Whatever.
Uh... a lottery, something.
511
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:07,654
A lottery?
A prize.
512
00:23:07,688 --> 00:23:09,022
A teddy bear.
513
00:23:09,057 --> 00:23:11,491
What for?
514
00:23:11,526 --> 00:23:13,660
Jesus, with the
questions already!
515
00:23:13,694 --> 00:23:15,695
Just call, say..
516
00:23:15,730 --> 00:23:18,098
It's a teddy bear.
And a hundred bucks.
517
00:23:18,132 --> 00:23:21,068
And she has to pick it up.
Just say that.
518
00:23:23,037 --> 00:23:26,973
Well... I hope this Monica,
519
00:23:27,008 --> 00:23:30,110
whoever she is,
520
00:23:30,144 --> 00:23:34,214
worked really hard
for that prize.
521
00:23:36,751 --> 00:23:38,485
Sheils...
I didn't get a teddy bear!
522
00:23:38,519 --> 00:23:42,823
Sheils... Shit.
523
00:23:42,857 --> 00:23:44,858
(gentle knocking)
524
00:23:47,295 --> 00:23:50,263
Hey.
525
00:23:50,298 --> 00:23:52,532
Hey...
526
00:23:52,567 --> 00:23:55,502
Come on.
527
00:23:58,573 --> 00:24:02,476
She didn't really
win a teddy bear.
528
00:24:02,510 --> 00:24:04,744
But you want to know what?
(Sheila sniffs)
529
00:24:04,779 --> 00:24:08,215
If I was giving away
teddy bears,
530
00:24:08,249 --> 00:24:11,485
you would be absolutely
top of the list.
531
00:24:13,721 --> 00:24:15,689
(Sheila sniffs, blows nose)
532
00:24:20,895 --> 00:24:22,863
(sniffling continues)
533
00:24:24,565 --> 00:24:26,700
(Frank humming)
534
00:24:30,538 --> 00:24:33,907
If you will do this for me,
535
00:24:33,941 --> 00:24:38,578
I will dress up
any way you want,
536
00:24:38,613 --> 00:24:40,580
no safety word.
537
00:24:42,316 --> 00:24:43,850
Is this Monica?
538
00:24:47,288 --> 00:24:49,322
Well, hello. This is Sheila,
539
00:24:49,357 --> 00:24:51,491
from Market Promotions.
540
00:24:51,526 --> 00:24:55,529
Can I ask you where you do
all of yr grocery shopping?
541
00:24:55,563 --> 00:24:59,032
Well, yes, that's right!
542
00:24:59,066 --> 00:25:00,834
You've won!
543
00:25:00,868 --> 00:25:03,436
First prize!
Congratulations!
544
00:25:03,471 --> 00:25:06,239
It's $100.
545
00:25:06,274 --> 00:25:08,074
Yes. And, um...
546
00:25:08,109 --> 00:25:09,376
(very quietly): What?
Teddy bear.
547
00:25:09,410 --> 00:25:10,944
(whispering):
Teddy bear.
548
00:25:10,978 --> 00:25:12,212
And, and a teddy bear.
549
00:25:12,246 --> 00:25:14,214
And a great big teddy bear.
550
00:25:16,817 --> 00:25:17,817
Hello?
551
00:25:17,852 --> 00:25:20,187
Yeah...
552
00:25:20,221 --> 00:25:22,022
She's crying.
553
00:25:22,056 --> 00:25:23,557
Oh, fuck.
554
00:25:23,591 --> 00:25:26,393
Oh, yeah, no, I've never
won anything either.
555
00:25:26,427 --> 00:25:27,928
Aw...
556
00:25:27,962 --> 00:25:29,362
It's so great.
557
00:25:29,397 --> 00:25:31,531
Yeah. I'm thrilled.
558
00:25:31,566 --> 00:25:33,166
I'm thrilled for you.
559
00:25:33,201 --> 00:25:35,035
Get to the fucking point.
560
00:25:35,069 --> 00:25:37,771
Anyway, prizes will be given out
561
00:25:37,805 --> 00:25:39,339
at 3:00.
562
00:25:39,373 --> 00:25:42,409
At the store.
563
00:25:42,443 --> 00:25:43,910
Yes.
564
00:25:43,945 --> 00:25:47,948
WGN's own Tom Skilling
will be presenting.
565
00:25:51,586 --> 00:25:53,220
(whispering): She doesn't
know who Tom Skilling is.
566
00:25:53,254 --> 00:25:54,955
I don't know who fucking Tom...
567
00:25:54,989 --> 00:25:56,323
He does the weather.
568
00:25:56,357 --> 00:25:58,391
Tom Skilling, he does
the weather on WGN.
569
00:25:58,426 --> 00:26:00,227
(mutters angrily)
Anyway, 3:00 on the dot.
570
00:26:00,261 --> 00:26:03,563
Jim Ramsey might be there, too.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
571
00:26:03,598 --> 00:26:05,498
He does weekend weather.
572
00:26:05,533 --> 00:26:06,733
Okay... okay...
573
00:26:06,767 --> 00:26:08,602
Congratulations!
See you there, Monica!
574
00:26:08,636 --> 00:26:11,538
What did she say?
Is she, is she, is she coming?
575
00:26:11,572 --> 00:26:14,040
How can you not know who two
of Chicago's weathermen are?
576
00:26:14,075 --> 00:26:15,575
What kind of person
is this Monica?
577
00:26:15,610 --> 00:26:18,912
Is she coming to get
the fucking prize or not?
578
00:26:18,946 --> 00:26:21,348
Yeah. She...
oh, she's going.
579
00:26:21,382 --> 00:26:22,782
She's...
580
00:26:22,817 --> 00:26:24,618
she's excited about
that teddy bear.
581
00:26:36,063 --> 00:26:39,132
You know, not sure
I can prove it, but...
582
00:26:39,166 --> 00:26:41,167
I think it's colder
on the North Side.
583
00:26:43,437 --> 00:26:45,205
Let me take you home, Debs.
584
00:26:45,239 --> 00:26:48,074
I'm not supposed to
take rides from strangers.
585
00:26:48,109 --> 00:26:50,277
And it's clear that
you are a stranger.
586
00:26:50,311 --> 00:26:53,146
Oh, man.
587
00:26:53,180 --> 00:26:55,682
Are you gonna tell Fiona?
588
00:26:55,716 --> 00:26:57,784
Exactly what am I
supposed to tell her?
589
00:26:57,818 --> 00:27:00,487
That your name isn't Steve?
590
00:27:00,521 --> 00:27:03,223
That you have a family
in Chicago she's never met?
591
00:27:03,257 --> 00:27:05,492
Or that your mom
kisses you on the lips?
592
00:27:05,526 --> 00:27:07,160
Which is really gross,
by the way.
593
00:27:07,194 --> 00:27:09,963
Life gets really complicated
when you're an adult.
594
00:27:09,997 --> 00:27:12,065
I mean, you can't
possibly understand
595
00:27:12,099 --> 00:27:13,433
these things right now.
596
00:27:15,202 --> 00:27:17,604
I understand that you
lied to my sister.
597
00:27:17,638 --> 00:27:20,040
Why?
598
00:27:20,074 --> 00:27:22,442
Because I was raised
by a pack of wolves.
599
00:27:22,476 --> 00:27:24,377
Just like you were.
600
00:27:24,412 --> 00:27:26,780
Only my wolves went to Harvard.
601
00:27:26,814 --> 00:27:28,882
You know they have Red Wolves
at Lincoln Park Zoo.
602
00:27:28,916 --> 00:27:30,884
Maybe we could go
check them out sometime.
603
00:27:30,918 --> 00:27:32,485
Trying to distract me
604
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,521
by asking me out on a date?
605
00:27:34,555 --> 00:27:36,289
I do not want to be a doctor.
606
00:27:36,324 --> 00:27:38,758
I do not want to be like
the rest of my family.
607
00:27:38,793 --> 00:27:40,760
What I want is Fiona.
608
00:27:40,795 --> 00:27:42,529
I love her!
609
00:27:42,563 --> 00:27:45,198
Love is fleeting, Jimmy.
610
00:27:45,232 --> 00:27:47,000
What are your intentions?
611
00:27:47,034 --> 00:27:48,635
You're distracting her,
612
00:27:48,669 --> 00:27:51,171
and I need her in the game
for at least a few more years.
613
00:27:51,205 --> 00:27:53,973
I can't have you
breaking her heart,
614
00:27:54,008 --> 00:27:55,608
or running off with her.
615
00:27:55,643 --> 00:27:57,711
So if you're not serious
about sticking around,
616
00:27:57,745 --> 00:27:59,512
back off now.
617
00:27:59,547 --> 00:28:02,482
I bought her a house.
618
00:28:02,516 --> 00:28:04,484
Is that serious enough?
619
00:28:04,518 --> 00:28:06,219
You what?
620
00:28:06,253 --> 00:28:08,855
Come on.
I'll show you.
621
00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:22,969
Really?
Yeah.
622
00:28:23,003 --> 00:28:24,637
Yes! Yes!
623
00:28:24,672 --> 00:28:26,139
DEBBIE: This was
Mr. Harris's house.
624
00:28:26,173 --> 00:28:27,607
They said he died
of lung cancer,
625
00:28:27,641 --> 00:28:29,776
but we're all pretty sure
it was full-blown AIDS.
626
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:35,782
(laughing):
Oh. My. God.
627
00:28:35,816 --> 00:28:37,417
Has Fiona seen it?
628
00:28:37,451 --> 00:28:39,052
No, she doesn't
know about it yet.
629
00:28:39,086 --> 00:28:40,820
I was going to, you know,
fix it up a bit,
630
00:28:40,855 --> 00:28:42,455
and surprise her
when the time is right.
631
00:28:44,325 --> 00:28:46,726
Think we could build
an above-ground walkway
632
00:28:46,761 --> 00:28:48,228
that connects the two houses?
633
00:28:48,262 --> 00:28:49,562
What, like a Habitrail tube?
634
00:28:49,597 --> 00:28:51,531
(gasps)
That would be awesome.
635
00:28:52,767 --> 00:28:55,001
Are you going to tell Fiona?
636
00:28:57,972 --> 00:29:00,673
Don't know yet, Jimmy.
637
00:29:00,708 --> 00:29:03,343
Saw a really cool
pink vest at the mall.
638
00:29:03,377 --> 00:29:04,911
Really?
639
00:29:04,945 --> 00:29:07,747
And I could use a new
rolling pin and flour sifter.
640
00:29:07,782 --> 00:29:10,016
Sheila's teaching me
how to bake.
641
00:29:10,050 --> 00:29:11,751
Anything else?
642
00:29:14,288 --> 00:29:16,089
Not for the moment.
643
00:29:16,123 --> 00:29:17,357
So...
644
00:29:17,391 --> 00:29:20,260
which room will be mine
when I sleep over?
645
00:29:21,996 --> 00:29:23,997
(phone rings)
646
00:29:24,031 --> 00:29:25,031
(ring stops)
647
00:29:31,605 --> 00:29:34,274
Not going out with that
Gallagher degenerate tonight?
648
00:29:35,309 --> 00:29:37,143
Good.
649
00:29:37,178 --> 00:29:39,579
You deserve better.
650
00:29:39,613 --> 00:29:41,881
I've been reading more about
this Purity Ball thing.
651
00:29:41,916 --> 00:29:43,283
It says here you can
652
00:29:43,317 --> 00:29:45,151
"re-dedicate yourself
as a virgin."
653
00:29:45,186 --> 00:29:47,654
Start over.
Isn't that nice?
654
00:29:51,425 --> 00:29:54,828
I mean, you show up,
confess your transgressions,
655
00:29:54,862 --> 00:29:57,831
and pledge yourself to be pure
again, in the eyes of the Lord.
656
00:30:00,868 --> 00:30:02,469
I'll give you the damn car.
657
00:30:03,537 --> 00:30:06,005
Really?
658
00:30:17,051 --> 00:30:18,485
Fiona would be pissed
659
00:30:18,519 --> 00:30:20,553
if she knew you were
into this shit with me.
660
00:30:22,289 --> 00:30:26,092
LIP: Well, what she doesn't
know won't hurt her, right?
661
00:30:26,126 --> 00:30:28,094
All right.
Task at hand.
662
00:30:28,128 --> 00:30:29,496
You'll be driving
the follow car.
663
00:30:29,530 --> 00:30:31,898
The golden rule:
always use a follow car.
664
00:30:31,932 --> 00:30:34,300
Nice silver Mercedes.
665
00:30:34,335 --> 00:30:36,336
Nice security camera
at the intersection.
666
00:30:36,370 --> 00:30:38,404
Wait, why don't we head up
to some asshole town,
667
00:30:38,439 --> 00:30:40,273
like Lake Forest?
Plenty of douche-mobiles up there. No.
668
00:30:40,307 --> 00:30:42,342
No, I was just thinking that, you know...
Listen, no.
669
00:30:42,376 --> 00:30:45,211
200 bucks to follow me
after I lift the car,
670
00:30:45,246 --> 00:30:47,280
you get your concert tickets,
I get my work done.
671
00:30:47,314 --> 00:30:49,816
That's it. Okay?
All right, man.
672
00:30:54,588 --> 00:30:56,890
Shit.
673
00:30:56,924 --> 00:30:58,892
Rule number two:
674
00:30:58,926 --> 00:31:02,462
always remember where
you park the follow car.
675
00:31:15,109 --> 00:31:15,909
Fuck.
676
00:31:32,259 --> 00:31:34,894
Monica.
677
00:31:47,708 --> 00:31:50,009
Monica?
678
00:32:08,629 --> 00:32:11,197
Deb.
679
00:32:11,231 --> 00:32:14,033
Jimmy.
680
00:32:14,068 --> 00:32:16,703
Fiona's next door with Liam.
681
00:32:16,737 --> 00:32:19,405
That my "shut-up gift"?
682
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,575
Well, I like to think of it
as a peace offering.
683
00:32:22,610 --> 00:32:24,043
Peace offering
684
00:32:24,078 --> 00:32:26,045
implies a one-time thing.
685
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,414
This could take a while.
686
00:32:28,449 --> 00:32:29,882
How long?
687
00:32:29,917 --> 00:32:33,653
Till I'm sure that
you're not still lying.
688
00:32:33,687 --> 00:32:37,590
Okay. I gotta get back
up to Lake Forest.
689
00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:38,992
They're releasing my dad
from the hospital.
690
00:32:39,026 --> 00:32:41,060
I'm gonna pick him up,
I'm gonna take him home.
691
00:32:41,095 --> 00:32:44,263
You know everything there is
to know. No more secrets.
692
00:32:44,298 --> 00:32:46,299
I promise.
693
00:32:48,936 --> 00:32:51,404
Sifter sifts, and
rolling pin rolls.
694
00:32:51,438 --> 00:32:54,407
Nice when things do
what the say they will.
695
00:33:01,281 --> 00:33:04,017
Jimmy.
Steve.
696
00:33:04,051 --> 00:33:06,185
Is this your idea
of a joke, huh?
697
00:33:06,220 --> 00:33:09,856
'Cause you're scared of women
with an opinion, yeah?
698
00:33:09,890 --> 00:33:12,558
Yeah, watch this crinkle-dick.
699
00:33:12,593 --> 00:33:15,561
I'll show you what's funny
when I rip your fucking face
700
00:33:15,596 --> 00:33:17,130
off your fuckin' head!
701
00:33:17,164 --> 00:33:20,299
Out of the way, Monica!
702
00:33:20,334 --> 00:33:25,138
Get out of the way now!
MONICA: Put the shovel down. Please!
703
00:33:27,207 --> 00:33:28,174
I'm sorry.
704
00:33:28,208 --> 00:33:29,976
Who lies about a teddy bear?
705
00:33:30,010 --> 00:33:32,278
Wasting my fucking time.
706
00:33:32,312 --> 00:33:34,280
Are you sure this is even
the right store? Yes.
707
00:33:34,314 --> 00:33:36,349
They specifically
said this store?
708
00:33:36,383 --> 00:33:37,950
Yes, I told you yes.
709
00:33:37,985 --> 00:33:40,286
I wrote it down.
I wrote everything down.
710
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:43,156
Stop talking to me
like I'm stupid.
711
00:33:45,192 --> 00:33:47,827
(sighs)
712
00:33:47,861 --> 00:33:50,263
(sniffles)
713
00:33:50,297 --> 00:33:53,266
Frank?
714
00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:57,203
Frank!
What?!
715
00:33:57,237 --> 00:33:59,772
Frank!
716
00:33:59,807 --> 00:34:02,408
(engine starting)
717
00:34:03,877 --> 00:34:05,178
Start the car!
718
00:34:05,212 --> 00:34:06,879
What?
719
00:34:06,914 --> 00:34:09,082
(engine starting)
Go, go, go!
720
00:34:09,116 --> 00:34:10,817
What the fuck, Frank?
She saw me.
721
00:34:10,851 --> 00:34:12,719
What's going on?
722
00:34:12,753 --> 00:34:15,621
Come on, we gotta
get outta here! Go!
723
00:34:23,764 --> 00:34:25,932
I'm gonna rip it off
when I catch you!
724
00:34:29,236 --> 00:34:30,369
Can't this piece of shit
725
00:34:30,404 --> 00:34:31,904
go any faster?!
No.
726
00:34:33,073 --> 00:34:34,741
Monica's batting
for the other team.
727
00:34:34,775 --> 00:34:36,709
What?!
My wife's a fucking lesbian!
728
00:34:36,744 --> 00:34:38,044
KEVIN:
Shit!
729
00:34:40,447 --> 00:34:41,881
(truck horn blares)
730
00:34:41,915 --> 00:34:43,616
Hmph!
731
00:34:43,650 --> 00:34:47,787
♪ You're gonna look over, you
never know what you'll find... ♪
732
00:34:51,892 --> 00:34:52,892
Go! Go!
Shut up, Frank!
733
00:34:52,926 --> 00:34:55,161
Go! Go!
734
00:34:56,363 --> 00:35:00,333
♪ But we'll stop,
but we'll stop ♪
735
00:35:00,367 --> 00:35:01,467
♪ But we'll stop! ♪
736
00:35:01,502 --> 00:35:04,036
FRANK:
Fuck off, lesbos!
737
00:35:04,071 --> 00:35:05,438
(laughing)
738
00:35:05,472 --> 00:35:08,574
I would say my advice
to you would be
739
00:35:08,609 --> 00:35:11,410
to let Fiona live in
her own relationship.
740
00:35:11,445 --> 00:35:13,012
You can't do it for her.
741
00:35:13,046 --> 00:35:14,781
There's things you should know.
742
00:35:14,815 --> 00:35:18,384
Well, sometimes, sweetie,
when people are in love,
743
00:35:18,418 --> 00:35:21,754
they don't tell someone
everything for a reason.
744
00:35:21,789 --> 00:35:23,456
That's like lying.
745
00:35:23,490 --> 00:35:28,928
No, sweetie, it's just...
it's a little editing.
746
00:35:28,962 --> 00:35:32,431
Now the sifting. See?
747
00:35:32,466 --> 00:35:35,468
We separate and aerate
those flour particles
748
00:35:35,502 --> 00:35:38,204
to make them absorb
liquids better.
749
00:35:38,238 --> 00:35:40,673
Someone should sift my dad.
750
00:35:40,707 --> 00:35:42,542
(chuckles)
751
00:35:42,576 --> 00:35:44,243
Oh, you Gallaghers.
752
00:35:44,278 --> 00:35:45,478
You're all so funny.
753
00:35:46,213 --> 00:35:47,947
KEVIN:
Frank!
754
00:35:47,981 --> 00:35:49,048
This is bullshit, Frank!
755
00:35:49,082 --> 00:35:50,683
FRANK: Bar the door!
Lock the door!
756
00:35:50,717 --> 00:35:52,618
What is happening?!
757
00:35:52,653 --> 00:35:53,619
It's okay, Sheila.
It's just my dad.
758
00:35:53,654 --> 00:35:55,521
I thought we lost 'em.
759
00:35:55,556 --> 00:35:56,789
Did you even have
a plan back there?
760
00:35:56,824 --> 00:36:00,693
I was going to charm her
into signing once she was there.
761
00:36:00,727 --> 00:36:02,829
How the hell was I
supposed to know
762
00:36:02,863 --> 00:36:07,200
she would show up with ghetto
Godzilla in a Peterbilt.
763
00:36:07,234 --> 00:36:09,702
I am seriously this close
to punching you in the dick.
764
00:36:09,736 --> 00:36:11,671
(truck approaching)
765
00:36:21,882 --> 00:36:24,217
Get...
They're just girls.
766
00:36:24,251 --> 00:36:26,652
Stop. You talk to them.
767
00:36:26,687 --> 00:36:29,188
I need the key
to the back door.
768
00:36:29,223 --> 00:36:30,690
That is not a sexual euphemism.
769
00:36:30,724 --> 00:36:33,659
I need the fucking key.
What did you do with it?
770
00:36:33,694 --> 00:36:36,829
I-I-I don't know. I can't think when
you yell, Frank. I'm not yelling.
771
00:36:36,864 --> 00:36:38,464
What'd you do with the key?
You're still yelling.
772
00:36:38,498 --> 00:36:40,132
I need the key, Sheila.
773
00:36:40,167 --> 00:36:43,102
Okay, okay, it's by the...
it's by the...
774
00:36:43,136 --> 00:36:45,738
it's by the washing machine.
It's not by the washing machine.
775
00:36:45,772 --> 00:36:47,607
Yes, it is. I put it
776
00:36:47,641 --> 00:36:49,475
by the washing machine.
It's not by the...
777
00:36:49,509 --> 00:36:51,744
Mom.
778
00:36:53,647 --> 00:36:57,383
It-it's Mom.
779
00:37:05,225 --> 00:37:08,527
Debbie.
780
00:37:08,562 --> 00:37:10,129
Oh, my sweet pea.
781
00:37:27,147 --> 00:37:28,614
What the fuck
782
00:37:28,649 --> 00:37:30,716
are you looking at?!
783
00:37:35,522 --> 00:37:37,723
Hey, look, I got nothing
to do with it, all right?
784
00:37:37,758 --> 00:37:38,891
I'm just the driver.
Sit.
785
00:37:38,926 --> 00:37:40,259
Sit your ass down.
786
00:37:43,730 --> 00:37:45,298
Oh...
787
00:37:45,332 --> 00:37:49,068
That was a nasty trick.
788
00:37:49,102 --> 00:37:52,471
Even for you, Frank.
789
00:37:52,506 --> 00:37:54,907
I had my heart set
on that teddy bear.
790
00:37:54,942 --> 00:37:56,575
Oh, poor Monica.
791
00:37:56,610 --> 00:37:57,977
Well, what about your kids?!
792
00:37:58,011 --> 00:38:00,046
Remember?
793
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,647
The six kids?
794
00:38:01,682 --> 00:38:03,416
Youngest was only
two months old
795
00:38:03,450 --> 00:38:04,617
before you ran off.
796
00:38:04,651 --> 00:38:07,086
Ended up with...
fucking Shrek here.
797
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,821
You want me to step
in here, Monica?
798
00:38:08,855 --> 00:38:11,657
No, I didn't leave you, Frank.
799
00:38:11,692 --> 00:38:14,593
Yes, you did.
I didn't choose
800
00:38:14,628 --> 00:38:15,928
to leave my family.
801
00:38:15,963 --> 00:38:17,530
You almost destroyed me.
802
00:38:17,564 --> 00:38:19,632
When I turned up at
Roberta's that night,
803
00:38:19,666 --> 00:38:21,667
I was an...
BOTH: Emotional cripple!
804
00:38:21,702 --> 00:38:22,768
Oh, bullshit.
805
00:38:22,803 --> 00:38:24,603
With not one ounce
of self-respect.
806
00:38:24,638 --> 00:38:26,672
You almost destroyed me.
I'm gonna start crying.
807
00:38:26,707 --> 00:38:28,641
You drove me into
the ground, Frank.
808
00:38:28,675 --> 00:38:31,978
You-you robbed me
of any sense of dignity
809
00:38:32,012 --> 00:38:33,612
I ever had,
810
00:38:33,647 --> 00:38:35,147
and...
811
00:38:36,783 --> 00:38:38,284
Where's the rest of the kids?
812
00:38:38,318 --> 00:38:39,318
They're out playing.
813
00:38:39,353 --> 00:38:41,320
They live down at Fiona's.
814
00:38:43,190 --> 00:38:44,790
You mind putting some bags on?
815
00:38:44,825 --> 00:38:48,928
Can you... can you put some bags on your feet?
Bags on my feet?
816
00:38:48,962 --> 00:38:51,764
Take your shoes off.
SHEILA: I need you to put bags on.
817
00:39:09,216 --> 00:39:10,349
Don't, don't don't.
818
00:39:10,384 --> 00:39:13,019
Hell hath no fury
like popcorn burned.
819
00:39:13,053 --> 00:39:15,321
Is Steve coming?
Hope so.
820
00:39:15,355 --> 00:39:18,791
Are you guys going to make
a baby while we watch Cosmos?
821
00:39:18,825 --> 00:39:20,593
'Cause that's going
to make me throw up.
822
00:39:20,627 --> 00:39:22,495
Billions and billions of sperm.
823
00:39:22,529 --> 00:39:23,729
Ew!
824
00:39:23,764 --> 00:39:25,698
Steve, please turn it on
already.
825
00:39:25,732 --> 00:39:27,333
Yeah, hurry up.
826
00:39:27,367 --> 00:39:29,635
I gotta get back to work.
Ooh!
827
00:39:29,669 --> 00:39:30,903
Cool.
828
00:39:30,937 --> 00:39:33,005
Hey.
829
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,473
And what our faith may be.
830
00:39:34,508 --> 00:39:37,710
Missed you, stranger.
You, too.
831
00:39:39,446 --> 00:39:42,314
Get a room.
832
00:39:42,349 --> 00:39:43,883
Get your tickets?
LIPS: Oh, yeah. Thanks.
833
00:39:43,917 --> 00:39:46,085
Glad I could help.
834
00:39:46,119 --> 00:39:47,219
Glad you're glad.
835
00:39:47,254 --> 00:39:48,821
Steve.
836
00:39:48,855 --> 00:39:50,723
And birds...
837
00:39:50,757 --> 00:39:54,293
Oh, this popcorn's burnt.
Our microwave sucks.
838
00:39:54,327 --> 00:39:56,362
That doesn't mean I want
you to buy us a new one.
839
00:39:56,396 --> 00:39:58,030
The universe is
smaller than atoms.
840
00:39:58,065 --> 00:40:03,569
But it's also the story
of our own planet. Debs?
841
00:40:03,603 --> 00:40:04,603
Honey, what happened?
842
00:40:04,638 --> 00:40:08,007
LIP: What, Dad have
one too many again?
843
00:40:08,041 --> 00:40:11,043
You just got to ignore him
when he's like that, Debs.
844
00:40:11,078 --> 00:40:13,913
Why do you always
blame Dad first?
845
00:40:13,947 --> 00:40:16,782
Who else is there?
846
00:40:16,817 --> 00:40:19,185
She's over at Sheila's.
847
00:40:19,219 --> 00:40:20,920
Who?
848
00:40:20,954 --> 00:40:23,289
Monica.
849
00:40:23,323 --> 00:40:27,793
Relationships of the
awesome machinery of nature.
850
00:40:27,828 --> 00:40:30,429
Who the hell is Monica?
851
00:40:30,464 --> 00:40:32,565
Her mother.
852
00:40:32,599 --> 00:40:34,733
On this shore, we've learned...
853
00:40:34,768 --> 00:40:37,369
FIONA:
Debs.
854
00:40:37,404 --> 00:40:39,405
What do you care?!
855
00:40:39,439 --> 00:40:43,109
You'll be living with Steve in
that house he bought next door!
856
00:40:44,678 --> 00:40:47,279
Some part of our being knows...
857
00:40:49,916 --> 00:40:51,484
Surprise.
858
00:40:53,587 --> 00:40:55,554
Because the cosmos
is also within us.
859
00:40:55,589 --> 00:40:58,824
We're made of star stuff.
860
00:40:58,859 --> 00:41:01,560
I'm going to work.
Ian, come on, wait.
861
00:41:04,131 --> 00:41:06,932
Mommy! Mommy!
862
00:41:06,967 --> 00:41:08,167
I know.
863
00:41:08,201 --> 00:41:13,339
Mommy!
Mommy!
864
00:41:13,373 --> 00:41:17,610
Worlds of ice
and stars of diamonds.
865
00:41:17,644 --> 00:41:19,111
Atoms and masses...
866
00:41:31,491 --> 00:41:32,758
What the fuck?
867
00:41:32,792 --> 00:41:34,260
I need to see you.
868
00:41:34,294 --> 00:41:36,295
Not a good time.
MAN: Who keeps hanging
869
00:41:36,329 --> 00:41:38,397
their fucking laundry
on my pull-up bar?!
870
00:41:38,431 --> 00:41:41,100
I-I-I don't know
where else to go.
871
00:41:41,134 --> 00:41:44,170
I thought you were
working today.
872
00:41:44,204 --> 00:41:47,306
Uh, Linda's gonna have my ass.
873
00:41:47,340 --> 00:41:50,809
I'm supposed to be there now.
874
00:41:50,844 --> 00:41:52,678
I'll meet you there in 20.
875
00:41:56,316 --> 00:41:57,850
Oh, bullshit!
876
00:41:57,884 --> 00:42:00,319
You physically abused me.
877
00:42:00,353 --> 00:42:01,921
What?! When?!
878
00:42:01,955 --> 00:42:03,222
The Fourth of July.
879
00:42:03,256 --> 00:42:05,524
Oh, come on, you
hit me in the face
880
00:42:05,559 --> 00:42:07,426
with a tray of apple pan dowdy.
881
00:42:07,460 --> 00:42:09,128
And you hit me back.
882
00:42:09,162 --> 00:42:12,398
Yeah, after you broke my nose
and scratched my cornea.
883
00:42:12,432 --> 00:42:13,499
Oh, yeah? What about this?
884
00:42:13,533 --> 00:42:16,001
Oh, come on, you
started that one.
885
00:42:16,036 --> 00:42:18,003
And I'll finish it
if you lay a finger on her.
886
00:42:18,038 --> 00:42:19,371
SHEILA:
Roberta...
887
00:42:19,406 --> 00:42:20,606
Bob. Only Moni
called me Roberta.
888
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:25,277
All right, well Bob,
we're just in the way here
889
00:42:25,312 --> 00:42:27,880
and we should make our exit
890
00:42:27,914 --> 00:42:31,250
and leave Monica
for her apologies.
891
00:42:31,284 --> 00:42:32,418
Apologies?
892
00:42:32,452 --> 00:42:33,552
For walking out
893
00:42:33,587 --> 00:42:34,954
on this piece of shit?
894
00:42:34,988 --> 00:42:37,990
No, for walking out on them.
895
00:42:43,630 --> 00:42:46,365
Oh, my God.
896
00:42:46,399 --> 00:42:48,467
It's all right.
I'm not one of yours.
897
00:42:48,501 --> 00:42:49,902
Just came to rubberneck.
898
00:42:58,144 --> 00:43:00,279
Alhamdu lillah!
899
00:43:00,313 --> 00:43:02,481
Ian, I did it.
900
00:43:02,515 --> 00:43:04,149
Linda's pregnant.
901
00:43:04,184 --> 00:43:06,652
Ian. Finally knocked her up.
902
00:43:06,686 --> 00:43:08,120
Where are you?
I did it.
903
00:43:08,154 --> 00:43:09,955
It's over.
904
00:43:18,031 --> 00:43:20,366
What the fuck?!
905
00:43:32,612 --> 00:43:35,447
Sign the name! Sign the name!
906
00:43:38,518 --> 00:43:42,454
MONICA:
You're all so big.
907
00:43:42,489 --> 00:43:45,691
I missed you so much.
908
00:43:45,725 --> 00:43:49,561
Well, why didn't you
take us with you?
909
00:43:51,364 --> 00:43:53,265
MONICA:
Because...
910
00:43:55,135 --> 00:43:58,170
I knew you'd be fine
with Fiona.
911
00:44:25,732 --> 00:44:28,334
Fucking right you
keep your mouth shut.
912
00:44:31,304 --> 00:44:33,906
You better keep it shut.
913
00:44:35,942 --> 00:44:37,276
You hear me?
914
00:44:37,310 --> 00:44:40,879
Put the candy back, Mickey.
915
00:44:44,918 --> 00:44:47,419
Mm. That's sweet.
916
00:44:47,454 --> 00:44:48,987
I like 'em sweet.
917
00:44:50,023 --> 00:44:53,492
But then, uh...
918
00:44:53,526 --> 00:44:55,461
so do you, huh?
919
00:44:55,495 --> 00:44:56,562
(laughing):
Huh?
920
00:44:56,596 --> 00:44:59,131
Put it back.
921
00:44:59,165 --> 00:45:00,999
Now.
922
00:45:03,603 --> 00:45:05,471
Fuck!
923
00:45:06,740 --> 00:45:08,874
Kash, what are you doing?
924
00:45:08,908 --> 00:45:10,809
It's a fucking Snickers bar!
925
00:45:12,078 --> 00:45:13,512
Fuck!
926
00:45:13,546 --> 00:45:14,413
IAN:
Holy shit!
927
00:45:14,447 --> 00:45:18,150
MICKEY:
Jesus Chr...!
928
00:45:18,184 --> 00:45:19,551
You okay?
Fuck!
929
00:45:20,787 --> 00:45:24,289
Hey, hey, listen to me.
You fuckin' suck!
930
00:45:30,964 --> 00:45:34,099
Thought you were at work.
931
00:45:34,134 --> 00:45:36,268
There was a shooting.
932
00:45:36,302 --> 00:45:38,270
Mickey and Kash.
933
00:45:38,304 --> 00:45:40,873
Holy shit, Mickey shot Kash?
934
00:45:40,907 --> 00:45:43,342
Kash shot Mickey.
What?
935
00:45:43,376 --> 00:45:45,744
In the leg. He's fine.
936
00:45:45,779 --> 00:45:48,881
I just wanted to get out of
there before the cops got there.
937
00:45:48,915 --> 00:45:51,383
What'd I miss with Mom?
938
00:45:51,418 --> 00:45:54,853
Well, you know how Dad's
a total fucking asshole?
939
00:45:54,888 --> 00:45:56,088
Yeah.
940
00:45:56,122 --> 00:45:59,291
Turns out he's the good one.
941
00:45:59,325 --> 00:46:02,594
Oh, I can't believe you sucked
me back in here for money!
942
00:46:02,629 --> 00:46:04,630
I did no such thing.
943
00:46:04,664 --> 00:46:08,233
But since you're in town, why don't
you sign up for this little thing
944
00:46:08,268 --> 00:46:11,003
and I will cut you in...
Oh, fuck you, Frank!
945
00:46:11,037 --> 00:46:12,905
Wait, you brought
her back here?
946
00:46:12,939 --> 00:46:14,573
Oh, Ian.
947
00:46:14,607 --> 00:46:17,443
Wait, you knew where
she was the whole time?
948
00:46:17,477 --> 00:46:19,144
Okay, look, this little reunion
949
00:46:19,179 --> 00:46:21,280
was bound to happen
sooner or later anyway.
950
00:46:21,314 --> 00:46:24,516
We were thinking about coming around
to talk to you about something else.
951
00:46:24,551 --> 00:46:26,385
No, no... Yes, now. Yes, now.
952
00:46:26,419 --> 00:46:29,054
Moni and I want to take
Liam to live with us.
953
00:46:29,088 --> 00:46:30,088
What?!
954
00:46:30,123 --> 00:46:31,490
Over my dead body.
955
00:46:31,524 --> 00:46:34,126
How about Moni sign whatever
the hell it is you need...
956
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:35,761
we get Liam.
Done.
957
00:46:35,795 --> 00:46:37,629
No fucking way!
You can't have Liam.
958
00:46:37,664 --> 00:46:39,998
Why the hell not?
959
00:46:40,033 --> 00:46:41,767
He's not even Frank's.
Fact is,
960
00:46:41,801 --> 00:46:43,735
Liam is black.
961
00:46:43,770 --> 00:46:46,738
All you white folks scooping up black
babies like fashion accessories
962
00:46:46,773 --> 00:46:48,841
have a rude awakening coming.
963
00:46:48,875 --> 00:46:51,477
There will be a backlash
if people don't stop
964
00:46:51,511 --> 00:46:53,412
underestimating the
cultural importance
965
00:46:53,446 --> 00:46:55,614
of a black parent
966
00:46:55,648 --> 00:46:58,050
raising a black baby.
967
00:46:58,084 --> 00:47:00,419
Liam needs me
and he's coming with us.
968
00:47:00,453 --> 00:47:02,087
Out of the fucking
question, Roberta.
969
00:47:02,121 --> 00:47:04,756
Roberta and I want to
start a family of our own.
970
00:47:04,791 --> 00:47:06,892
Well, how about you
finish this one first.
971
00:47:06,926 --> 00:47:08,060
(sobbing):
They're taking Liam?
972
00:47:08,094 --> 00:47:09,695
No!
Yes!
973
00:47:09,729 --> 00:47:11,663
No, nobody's taking
anyone anywhere.
974
00:47:11,698 --> 00:47:12,798
You don't get
975
00:47:12,832 --> 00:47:15,100
to abandon your kids
and then show up one day
976
00:47:15,134 --> 00:47:17,603
to take your pick of the litter.
977
00:47:17,637 --> 00:47:19,071
Oh, now that's not fair.
978
00:47:19,105 --> 00:47:20,272
Your mother's made mistakes,
979
00:47:20,306 --> 00:47:22,107
but she's here now.
980
00:47:22,141 --> 00:47:25,978
That's got to count for something.
FIONA: Shut up, Frank!
981
00:47:26,012 --> 00:47:27,613
This isn't about you.
982
00:47:27,647 --> 00:47:29,681
This is about you.
983
00:47:29,716 --> 00:47:33,051
This is about what
you didn't do.
984
00:47:33,086 --> 00:47:34,987
It's about what I did.
985
00:47:35,021 --> 00:47:36,822
And you know what?
986
00:47:36,856 --> 00:47:39,591
I did a fucking great job.
987
00:47:39,626 --> 00:47:41,827
Debbie is class president.
988
00:47:41,861 --> 00:47:44,663
She's on the debate team,
going to nationals.
989
00:47:44,697 --> 00:47:47,032
And Lip, he's top of his class.
990
00:47:47,066 --> 00:47:49,101
He set the curve.
991
00:47:49,135 --> 00:47:51,470
Ian was promoted in ROTC
992
00:47:51,504 --> 00:47:53,405
and he tested out of English.
993
00:47:53,439 --> 00:47:56,909
And Carl made something
blow up for his science fair.
994
00:47:56,943 --> 00:48:00,546
And you know what, they did
it all, no thanks to you!
995
00:48:00,580 --> 00:48:02,114
Because you weren't here!
996
00:48:02,148 --> 00:48:03,515
And I appreciate that, Fiona.
997
00:48:03,550 --> 00:48:07,953
But I'm here now.
998
00:48:07,987 --> 00:48:09,121
And Liam
999
00:48:09,155 --> 00:48:11,590
belongs with me.
1000
00:48:11,624 --> 00:48:13,091
He doesn't even
know who you are.
1001
00:48:13,126 --> 00:48:16,128
I'm his mother!
You were my mother, too!
1002
00:48:20,533 --> 00:48:22,134
LIAM: I don't!
I don't know!
1003
00:48:22,168 --> 00:48:23,435
MONICA:
Maybe I'll never be able
1004
00:48:23,469 --> 00:48:26,204
to make things right with you...
1005
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:30,142
but there's still
time with Liam.
1006
00:48:30,176 --> 00:48:33,845
And Debbie and Carl,
1007
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:37,349
I am so sorry if I hurt you.
1008
00:48:37,383 --> 00:48:41,620
See, I love you so much.
1009
00:48:41,654 --> 00:48:43,689
Please let me be
your mommy again. Please?
1010
00:48:54,434 --> 00:48:56,168
(gasps)
1011
00:48:58,004 --> 00:48:59,204
You know what?
1012
00:48:59,238 --> 00:49:03,308
You're right.
1013
00:49:03,343 --> 00:49:05,510
You are their mother.
1014
00:49:05,545 --> 00:49:08,513
And you're here now.
1015
00:49:08,548 --> 00:49:09,948
(sniffs)
So I'm done.
1016
00:49:09,983 --> 00:49:13,952
I'm done with the school
and the bills and the clinics.
1017
00:49:13,987 --> 00:49:16,655
I'm done.
1018
00:49:16,689 --> 00:49:19,024
They're all yours now, Mom.
1019
00:49:19,058 --> 00:49:21,326
Good luck.
1020
00:49:27,133 --> 00:49:28,533
(speaking quietly)
1021
00:49:34,007 --> 00:49:36,008
(The Scanners' "Baby Blue"
playing)
1022
00:49:41,347 --> 00:49:44,483
♪ Baby blue... ♪
1023
00:49:46,953 --> 00:49:49,388
♪ This is not the sky... ♪
1024
00:49:50,423 --> 00:49:52,958
♪ That you know... ♪
1025
00:49:56,195 --> 00:49:57,863
Come here.
1026
00:50:00,500 --> 00:50:02,734
♪ You want to fly... ♪
1027
00:50:02,769 --> 00:50:06,271
Show me the house?
Yeah.
1028
00:50:06,305 --> 00:50:16,273
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