1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:04,320 Wanna know what happened on Shameless last year? 2 00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:06,480 - Brothers, jails, drugs... - I came out. 3 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:08,880 - He came out. Yes. - ...the hospital. 4 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:11,600 Fiona! He's not breathing! 5 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:13,450 Oh, my God. He got into my coke. 6 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:15,480 COP: You have the right to remain silent. 7 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:16,960 I'm not guilty! 8 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:18,280 Liam almost died! 9 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:20,320 JUDGE: How do you plead? - I'm guilty. 10 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:23,170 JUDGE: You will be under house arrest until further notice. 11 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,200 - My liver is finally giving out. - Want me to steal one? 12 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:29,200 FRANK: I'm not ready to punch my ticket yet. 13 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:31,000 We're not a match. 14 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:34,040 - Even my own daughter isn't a match. - Daughter? 15 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:37,440 VERONICA: This is Amy and that's Jemma. 16 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:40,440 The nurses left me like we know what the fuck we're doing. 17 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:44,090 DEBBIE: I'm not a little girl. I'm ready. 18 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:46,600 - Does this make you cray? - Uh... 19 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,170 You're too young. 20 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:49,400 FIONA: Oh, my God. 21 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:50,720 - Where the hell were you? - The Army. 22 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:53,400 - Why did you even go there? - Relationship issues. 23 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:54,840 IAN: Sick of living a lie? 24 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:58,160 I just want everybody here to know I'm fucking gay. 25 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,170 WOMAN: All right. - You happy now? 26 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:01,360 [CHATTERING] 27 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:05,000 LIP: College is a lot harder than it looks. You actually have to apply yourself. 28 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:08,600 FIONA: Who exactly is Amanda? LIP: My roommate's ex-girlfriend... 29 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:11,240 ...tried to blow me in my sleep. She buys me shit. 30 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:12,560 Sounds like a keeper. 31 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:14,600 No more bullshit about baby. You help. 32 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:17,600 MICKEY: It's after 5. How can...? - Leave me alone! 33 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:21,360 It could be bipolar disease like our mom. He may have to be hospitalized. 34 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:23,600 No fucking way. He's staying with me. 35 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:24,840 Fiona never came home. 36 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:26,880 - She violated probation. - I fucked up. 37 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:32,520 It is my honor to declare you man and wife. 38 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:35,400 NURSE: I need everybody to move. - He's getting a liver. 39 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:36,720 Mrs. Gallagher? 40 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:38,200 We're married? 41 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,160 - Let me see my father, you bitch! - No! 42 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,120 You're camping in my yard? 43 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:44,280 The vacant lot next to your yard. 44 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:45,840 WOMAN: Get your stuff. You're out. 45 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:48,690 Twenty-three. Can't be about how much they screwed us up. 46 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:51,920 - Sounds kind of like AA. - Attendance is a condition of my parole. 47 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:55,640 - Let's go. You're gonna be late for work. - Thanks. 48 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:59,120 - Are you gonna go inside? - No. 49 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:03,080 I'm alive, motherfucker! 50 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:53,400 - Sheils. - Hmm? 51 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,600 What's he doing in our bed? 52 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:58,290 Who? 53 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:04,050 Him. His pecker's been poking me in the back. 54 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:05,480 Oh. 55 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:08,960 Sammi picked up some guy at the Alibi last night... 56 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:11,520 ...and kicked Chuckie out of her trailer. 57 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:12,920 Karen's room. 58 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,200 I tucked him in there. 59 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:17,090 He must have crawled in in the middle of the night. 60 00:04:17,280 --> 00:04:18,880 Well, he's gotta uncrawl. 61 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:20,280 [FRANK GRUNTS] 62 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:21,960 Ow. 63 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:26,330 SHEILA: Chuckie, why didn't you stay in Karen's room? 64 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:27,810 I had a bad dream. 65 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,120 Well, you might as well get up and get ready for school. 66 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:34,760 And you, mister, meds and vitals. 67 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,730 I can't. I gotta work on my project. Busy. 68 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:41,640 Frank. Meds and vitals now. 69 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:53,720 [CHEERING] 70 00:04:57,720 --> 00:05:00,000 DEBBIE: Why are they tearing it down? - Asbestos. 71 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,680 All right, I'm leaving. I've seen enough. 72 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:10,440 Give me a ride home at the back of that thing. 73 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,400 Can't. Gotta run an errand then school. 74 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:15,490 - I'm not. - It's the last day. You have to go. 75 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,920 So I can figure out I flunked sixth grade again? 76 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,440 I'll do that next year. Come on, give me a ride. 77 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:23,040 You can't fit on my bike with that giant gimp leg. 78 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:26,240 These crutches are killing my wrists. I can't even jack off well. 79 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:29,720 You should have thought about that before you busted up your ankle. 80 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:31,640 See you. 81 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:38,480 Looks pretty good, huh? 82 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,440 It's perfect. 83 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,440 Except for one thing. 84 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:44,160 What? 85 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:46,640 - Uh-oh. - Mm-hm. 86 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,720 Looks like we're stuck in here forever. 87 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:51,120 - Yeah. - Because we're trapped. 88 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:53,520 - No way out. SEAN: Yeah. That's right, we're trapped. 89 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:57,160 We're never gonna see any one at Patsy's Pies ever again. 90 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,800 Liam, this is our new home now. 91 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:01,080 Okay. 92 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:02,650 [SEAN & FIONA LAUGH] 93 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:18,330 - I'm gonna get the ladder. FIONA: Mm-hm. 94 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:19,720 Don't twist an ankle. 95 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:21,200 SEAN: Please. 96 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:24,890 Shall we? Ah! 97 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:26,640 [LIAM & FIONA LAUGHING] 98 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:28,450 - I'm okay. - Impressive. 99 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:30,130 - Thank you. LIAM: Impressive. 100 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:32,010 Thank you. 101 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,360 FIONA: You ready to fill this sucker, Liam? 102 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:35,890 Yes. 103 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,240 SEAN: Right on. Here you go. 104 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:41,170 FIONA: All right. Attached this end to the fire hydrant. 105 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,120 SEAN: How are we gonna open the valve? 106 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:46,850 Gallagher ingenuity. 107 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:50,480 - You got one of those lying around? - You don't? Come on. 108 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:52,640 LIAM: Okay. 109 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:55,360 All right. Liam, step aside. Screw it here. 110 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:56,640 - You wanna help? - Mm-hm. 111 00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:59,490 All right. Yeah. Watch your fingers. 112 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:04,040 Here it comes. 113 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:09,360 [LIAM SCREAMING AND LAUGHING] 114 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:13,440 - No, no, no. Come on, I'm your fucking boss. - Yes. 115 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:17,200 Oh, no, no. I may not have hired you, but I sure as hell can fire you. 116 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:18,730 - No. No. No. - Yeah. 117 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:20,610 [FIONA LAUGHING] 118 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:22,840 - All right, give me that. Give me that. - No. 119 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:25,400 Headshot. No! 120 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:27,080 [FIONA SCREAMING] 121 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:29,360 - Oh, God! Oh, my God. - Come on. 122 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:30,970 Get him. 123 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,800 SEAN: Boom, I say, boom! 124 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,200 How did you get so wet? 125 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,240 - Don't you gotta go? - I do. 126 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:42,760 In fact, I gotta go take my son to school. Come on, I gotta get Will. 127 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:44,800 - All right, tell him I say hi. - I will. 128 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,960 - I'll see you for dinner. All right. LIAM: Okay. 129 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:57,320 [ALL CHEERING] 130 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:59,200 MAN: That's right! 131 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:02,640 We get it, moron. School's out. 132 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:05,920 You're not even packed? 133 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:07,970 You look cute. 134 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:09,200 It's summer. 135 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:11,320 - You have a suitcase? - It's right there. 136 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:14,560 - Louis Vuitton? - No, it's, uh, Gucci. 137 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:17,960 - What are you doing? - Filling out an application to be RA in the fall. 138 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:20,640 - Really? KUZNER: Resident asshole. 139 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,760 [KUZNER & MARY LAUGH] 140 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:26,280 Why not? Free room and board, all the beer I can confiscate. 141 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:28,880 You could stay with me at my off-campus apartment. 142 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:31,680 My dad's paying. That makes it free. 143 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,490 You mean like live together? 144 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,680 Isn't that what we've been doing? 145 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:38,120 Yeah, but you got your own dorm room. 146 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:40,160 I'm gonna miss my plane. 147 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:44,800 Look, uh, have a good summer, man, yeah? 148 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:46,280 You too, dude. 149 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:47,720 It's been real. 150 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:49,840 Yeah, let's get out of here. 151 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:53,640 It's the only one I could find in all that crap in the yard. 152 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:55,560 Ah. Put it in the window. 153 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:57,480 You want scrambled or fried? 154 00:08:57,720 --> 00:08:59,320 I like those puffy eggs you make. 155 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:00,560 [BABY CRYING] 156 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:02,760 - Hey, Nika, we got baked eggs today. - Okay. 157 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,560 - Food is food. All the same to me. SVETLANA: Come on. 158 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:08,400 - Why's the baby crying? - Look at you. 159 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:12,200 Phew. Diaper full of poop. 160 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:16,480 Is that what happened? 161 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:19,760 You don't want him covered in baby shit on his first day at work. 162 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:23,050 We have baked eggs in the oven. 163 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:24,890 Hey, moron, truck ready? 164 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:26,160 Yup. 165 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:28,240 Stare any longer I chop your dicks off. 166 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:31,410 Time to go play nicey-nice with surrogates. 167 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,560 Meet them at the ultrasound. 168 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:37,240 - They still think you're a teacher? - Wheels on the bus go round and round. 169 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:39,240 Amazing what people with money will pay for. 170 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:42,160 After ultrasound I go to open rub-and-tug. 171 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:45,010 - Feed Yev breakfast then go to grocery store. - Got it. 172 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:48,800 Hey, Patel hit one of the girls yesterday, left without pay. 173 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,800 - Dry-cleaner Patel? - Uh-huh. 174 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,160 I'll take care of it. 175 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:53,810 Let's go. 176 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:55,520 No. No, no. No guns. 177 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,720 Look... No hardware. 178 00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:59,440 It's not that kind of job. 179 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,560 We're respectable now. Remember? 180 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:04,570 I don't even want this. 181 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:07,040 I'll meet you at the place later, okay? 182 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:13,320 - I'll be there. - You better be. 183 00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:23,370 - What the hell? I'm in here. - Gotta pee bad. 184 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:27,850 What's the point? Nothing's happening anyway. 185 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:30,080 SHEILA: Are you taking the medications? 186 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:33,080 Yes! 187 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:38,040 What are those for? 188 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:42,600 Antirejection, ulcers, hypertension... 189 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:46,320 ...high blood pressure, depression, headaches, diuretic... 190 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:49,680 ...and apparently I need one for constipation now too. 191 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:54,640 A lot of pee. 192 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,560 Held it all night. 193 00:10:56,800 --> 00:11:00,000 SHEILA: Are you weighing yourself? I don't hear the scale. 194 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:06,080 I hear the scale now. 195 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,800 One-55. 196 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,040 It says 147. 197 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:14,250 One-55. 198 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:15,970 You lie to your notebook? 199 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:19,080 Your grandmother doesn't need to know I've lost weight. 200 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:22,200 SHEILA: Blood pressure. - Oh, Jesus! 201 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:35,680 [CRYING] 202 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:39,530 Why can't you girls just make this easy for me just once? 203 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:42,490 Girl, here, give me that thing. Here. 204 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,090 Mama, stop. I'm not a cow. 205 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:49,280 Look, you've got to grab this tit and you've got to massage it... 206 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:53,760 - ...till you get the milk ducts flowing, girl. - I know how to do it. Stop. 207 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:56,720 How are my four favorite ladies doing and my little man? 208 00:11:56,920 --> 00:12:00,160 Well, I got them big brown flying saucers working. 209 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:03,960 That's right, Dominique, our job here is done. 210 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:05,800 - Bye-bye, D. - Say bye-bye. 211 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,520 - Bye-bye, D. - Bye-bye. 212 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:11,530 Ow! Amy, you're biting me again. 213 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:14,650 What are you doing? Do not hit our daughter. It's just a nipple. 214 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:17,040 Just a nipple? Let's see how you like it? 215 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:19,000 Ow! What are you doing? 216 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:21,160 - Now look what you did? - What I did? 217 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:23,600 You're the one titty twisting and moving her all around. 218 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,040 - Shh! - Don't shush me. 219 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,600 Your turn. Hi, Jemma. 220 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:29,400 Here we go, baby. 221 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:32,240 We're gonna be good. Let's try it, okay? 222 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:34,480 You're gonna do better than your sister? 223 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:37,520 - You okay? She hit you? Mommy hit you? VERONICA: Okay, you can... 224 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:39,920 - Ow! Now she's biting me. - Hey. 225 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:43,010 - I'm done. No more breastfeeding. - What are you talking about? 226 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:45,810 I'm done. The milk bar is closed. We can go to formula. 227 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,730 No. No, no, no. Absolutely not. We are not doing formula. 228 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:51,840 They will grow up with asthma and be short and have no friends. 229 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:55,200 Kids in this neighborhood are raised on Kool-Aid and powdered milk. 230 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,440 Formula is a step up. 231 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:59,640 Jemma hasn't pooped in five days. Formula will make it worse. 232 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:04,400 Oh, God, I am so sick of this. It's baby this and baby that. 233 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:08,650 You get to go to work all day and I'm stuck here with whiny and screamy. 234 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,120 Look, just... Here. 235 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:11,970 It's driving me crazy. 236 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:13,840 I'm done. 237 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,560 I need some air. 238 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:21,080 What just happened? 239 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:25,640 Hey, sunshine. Liam and I are meeting Ian, you wanna come for a run with us? 240 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:29,640 No, I don't wanna go for a run. I can't. I won't be able to for another 18 years. 241 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:34,320 Not that I even went for a run, but if I wanted to, these milk jugs will give me black eyes. 242 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:36,120 Rough morning? 243 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:40,040 I am covered in puke and piss and vomit. 244 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:41,730 The other day I rubbed my eye... 245 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:45,120 ...and I realized that there was baby poop underneath my fingernail. 246 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:46,480 I want my boobs back. 247 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:49,200 I want my life back. I want my husband back. 248 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,400 You haven't gotten laid lately, have you? 249 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:54,290 You're one to talk. You even fuck Sean yet? 250 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:55,720 No, just friends. 251 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:58,440 Too gun shy after going to jail. What's your excuse? 252 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:02,960 I'm too tired. Kev's too tired. One kid is screaming, the other one is colicky. 253 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,560 I don't know what colicky is, but everybody says it. 254 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:11,400 Go home, take a shower, put on something slinky, and seduce your man. 255 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,160 A little sex is gonna put everything into perspective. 256 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,680 Ugh, I'm not in the mood. 257 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:22,280 Fine. I will go home and fuck my husband. 258 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:25,400 Maybe with a little more enthusiasm? 259 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:29,440 Sure you don't wanna take my Beemer for the summer? 260 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:33,000 What, park it in my neighborhood? Not unless you want it fully stripped. 261 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,280 Too much of a commitment, huh? 262 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:38,520 Off-campus apartment, car. 263 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,520 I got you something. 264 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,520 Thank you. 265 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:50,240 It's a watch. 266 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:54,680 Fossil. They tried to get me to engrave something queer like "until the end of time." 267 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:57,120 Wanna make every second count? 268 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:02,450 Are you gonna date other people over the summer? 269 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:08,530 Don't know. You? 270 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,440 I don't know. 271 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:14,930 I guess it's settled, then. 272 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,880 Guess so. 273 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,560 Bye. 274 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,040 - Here. - Oh. 275 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,280 Thank you, Frank. 276 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:59,360 FRANK: I need a clamp or something. 277 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:00,880 Look at you. 278 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:04,970 You've done a wonderful job maintaining your weight, Frank. 279 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,120 Yeah, a regular blimp. 280 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:09,080 How are your headaches? 281 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:13,880 You can't feel a person's headache by touching his head. 282 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,240 True. 283 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:16,480 How's the depression? 284 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,520 The doctor says exercise could help. 285 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:21,800 - Sheils. Sheils, stop. - And I could do really... 286 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:24,440 Every morning, okay? 287 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:26,520 - Okay. - That's what I need. 288 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,050 I made breakfast. 289 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:29,920 No. Do we have any bacon? 290 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,640 I need it for my project. 291 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:34,320 SHEILA: No, just French toast. Would that work? 292 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:35,960 Uh, I'm not hungry. 293 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,760 Are you experiencing a loss of appetite? 294 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,850 - No. I'm... Christ. - Oh. 295 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,160 What happened to that socket wrench? 296 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,010 Frank, what...? 297 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:51,520 - What is this secret project of yours? - Well, it wouldn't be a secret if I told you. 298 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:53,880 I like French toast. 299 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:55,280 [GASPS] 300 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:56,800 Uh, well, you know what? 301 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,890 I bet your mom is home making breakfast. Why don't you go see? 302 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:02,560 Morning, Dad. 303 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:03,920 [SIGHS] 304 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,080 Want me to go get your medications? 305 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:08,480 Oh, he did that ages ago. 306 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:11,650 I could help with your blood pressure, take your temperature. 307 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:15,850 Done and done by those who didn't have a man in our trailer and kick their son out. 308 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,040 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 309 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,240 That's Rinaldo. 310 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,320 I left him alone in the RV to do his morning constitutional. 311 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,320 Come in. 312 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:24,970 Dad, come say hi. 313 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,730 - Hey, babe. - Heh. 314 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,730 - Dad, you know Rinaldo. - Frank. 315 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:31,400 Hey. 316 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:36,970 - We don't have enough food for your friend. - Oh, it's all right. I'll just take java. 317 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,960 You can have some of mine. 318 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:43,760 CHUCKIE: Are you my father? - Don't think so, kiddo. 319 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:48,680 Frank. Frank. 320 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:51,520 You have got to do something about your daughter. 321 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,640 She is dying for parental boundaries. 322 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:57,480 Dad, can you take your grandson to school today? 323 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:00,040 Uh, can't. Work. 324 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:01,530 I could come down and help you... 325 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,560 I guess Rinaldo and me will have to find something else to do then. 326 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:09,760 RINALDO: Oh. 327 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,440 [BOTH CHUCKLING] 328 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,440 Uh, hello? 329 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:16,680 Um, hi. Yeah. 330 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:18,080 RINALDO: Oh, yeah. 331 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:22,800 Um, I know that you're acting out your father issues... 332 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,440 ...by dying your hair with that trashy peroxide... 333 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,330 ...and dry-humping that man on my couch... 334 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:33,890 ...but I don't think it's nice to expose your child to this behavior. 335 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,410 You're not my mother. 336 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:38,770 [SHEILA GASPS] 337 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,410 My Hummel. 338 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:41,960 I could go for a hummer. 339 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:45,280 No, it's a Hummel, not a hummer. 340 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,400 You know how expensive this was? 341 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,480 SAMMI: Aha. Let's see. 342 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,880 You know what? Why don't we, um...? 343 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,810 Why don't I just, uh, take you to school? 344 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,440 A yoga studio in this neighborhood? 345 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:05,680 Probably just a front for some drug-laundering operation. 346 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:08,720 Hey, did you have a chance to call that doctor? 347 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,000 Which one? 348 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:11,320 From the clinic. 349 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,360 No, no. I'm good. 350 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:16,400 Well, probably the best time to go, when you're feeling good. 351 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:17,680 Why is that? 352 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:21,040 Just to have a plan of action for when things aren't so good again. 353 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,080 Just a one-time thing. 354 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:27,840 Don't you wanna have a doctor tell you that? Just give you some meds, do a few tests. 355 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,000 Look, I don't have what Mom has. 356 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,480 I know. It just seems similar. 357 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,090 Mood swings, depression. 358 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:37,760 Too much coke down at the club. I mean, that shit makes you crazy. 359 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,080 Highs and lows. 360 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:40,360 I've cut way back. 361 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:41,640 Good. Good. 362 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,800 Odds are one of us is gonna get it, right? 363 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:48,280 It's not our fault. Just fucking genetics Russian roulette. 364 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:52,160 Yeah, I'm betting it'll be Carl. Race you to the lamppost. 365 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,080 Uh, excuse me. May I give you one of these? 366 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:05,130 Uh, no, thank you. I already accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior. 367 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,720 Try three houses down. They're Muslim. 368 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,480 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 369 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:17,000 - Good job, Debs. - Yeah. 370 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,440 FRANK: We said a dollar, right? 371 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:23,440 Yeah, if I were still 5 years old. Ten bucks, cough it up. 372 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,720 All right. 373 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,240 For this amount, I'm gonna need your help tonight. 374 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:32,290 Can't. Family dinner at Fiona's restaurant. Lip finished his first year of college. 375 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,520 Hey. 376 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,120 - I'll be there. - I don't think you're invited. 377 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,160 Do you know if we have any bacon at home? 378 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:41,400 Maybe. 379 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,280 What are you doing down there? 380 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,520 You'll know soon enough. 381 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:49,120 Meet me in the park later. We'll go to the restaurant together. 382 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,890 [RINALDO & SAMMI GRUNTING AND MOANING] 383 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:59,760 No. Daddy, you caught me. 384 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,000 Am I in trouble? 385 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,120 KEVIN: Hey, baby. Feeling better? 386 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,890 Shower did me good. What you doing? 387 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:17,120 Just online before I have to go to work. 388 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,680 I got something better you can do before you go to work. 389 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:22,080 Oh, uh, Ben's mommy responded to my question. 390 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:25,040 - What? - Yeah, I'm in a Mommy-and-Me chat room. 391 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:28,640 I'm asking these women how to get the twins to stop biting your nipples. 392 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,640 I know how. Feed them formula. 393 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:34,810 It says here that if you rub your nipples with a loofah 20 minutes a day... 394 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,720 - ...it'll toughen them up. - Kev. 395 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,160 I'm gonna ask how to get Jemma to start pooping. 396 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:40,600 Kevin Ball. 397 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,280 - Yeah, what? - Put the computer down right now. 398 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,050 Yes, ma'am. 399 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,520 [BABY CRYING NEARBY] 400 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,600 Wait. Wait, wait... 401 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:53,320 You hear Amy crying? 402 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,000 - She'll calm herself. - Are you sure? 403 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,770 Yeah. I read it in a Mommy-and-Me chat room. 404 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,640 - Are you fucking with me? - A little. 405 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,770 But I'd like to fuck with you more. 406 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,080 KEVIN: Mm. Oh. 407 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,200 Yes, please. 408 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,760 [VERONICA MOANING] 409 00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:17,560 - What you doing? - What? 410 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,480 You're not even getting hard. 411 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:23,360 - I don't know what's wrong with me. - You're more into babies than you are to me. 412 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:24,920 No, it's not true. 413 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,400 If they were sucking your dick, you'd be into it. 414 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,440 Jesus, V. Do not talk about our angels like that. 415 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,880 You'd rather be on a website than let me suck your dick? 416 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:37,440 Ugh. I'm... I'm sorry that I care about their well-being. 417 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,160 What about my well-being? 418 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:41,440 Look, we had two babies. Life is different now. 419 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,000 I'll show you different. 420 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,560 What are you doing? 421 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,210 I'm gonna work at the Alibi. 422 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,080 You can stay here. 423 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,960 - What? - Good luck taking care of your babies. 424 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:52,520 And we need formula. 425 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,410 [DOOR CLOSES] 426 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,440 Hey, careful with those Barcaloungers. 427 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:26,680 You've got it. 428 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,680 Looks like you have everything under control. 429 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:31,320 - Yes, ma'am. - We're gonna head to the Bridgeport house. 430 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,960 It shouldn't take much longer. We'll meet you there. 431 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:37,400 - You will be careful with the piano. - Absolutely. 432 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,880 Hey, just tie those down. We don't want them moving around. 433 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,800 Bye, little guy. 434 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:04,690 Debs, Carl, what's going on? 435 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:08,770 - Here, you stupid bitches. - Well, how was your last day at school, Debs? 436 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:11,000 - Is there anything you wanna talk about? - No. 437 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,770 Yo, fuckwad. 438 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:15,320 Hey. What's going on, Stumpy? 439 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,560 - Got some new piercings. - Yeah, I can see that. 440 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,800 I picked up some herb for our guys. You wanna come? 441 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,450 Uh... 442 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:25,120 Yeah, sure. I'm just gonna be over there if you need anything, okay? 443 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,600 - Look who I found trolling the streets. - Yup. 444 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,280 ARNIE: Oh, there he is. WAYNE: There he is. Lip. 445 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,800 Heard you been up at college or some shit. 446 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:37,320 Yeah, yeah. I've been over there a while. What's going on with you guys? 447 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,560 - Shit, same new crowd. - Yeah. 448 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,080 Did you bang a bunch of coeds up at school? 449 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:45,640 Yeah, sure. Hey, you still at your dad's, uh, chop shop? 450 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,960 When he gets the work. Towel heads getting most of the scrap. 451 00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:51,040 Stumpy knocked up Gloria Hugh. 452 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:54,360 - No shit. - Squirted a kid out like two months ago. 453 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:58,240 Ain't convinced it's mine, though. I'm saving up to get one of those DNA tests. 454 00:25:58,440 --> 00:25:59,520 Right. 455 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,720 - Look at that fancy watch. WAYNE: Ooh. 456 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,720 They giving those out up at college? 457 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,400 No, no. I swiped it from a kid's dorm room. 458 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:08,560 Rich prick's fault for leaving his door unlocked. 459 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,330 Oh, look at this pretty lady. 460 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,120 Some dust my uncle scored for me. 461 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:15,320 - You could put that shit on the weed. - Holding out on us. 462 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:16,760 I gotta split, all right? 463 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,000 No, no. Come on. 464 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,520 It's good. Did some at Lauren Chamber's party. 465 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,760 No, I'll hang later. I haven't been home yet. 466 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,450 All right, pussy. See you later. 467 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,640 WAYNE: Hook that shit up, Stump. 468 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,040 Here's your check. 469 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,680 Be right back to take your order. 470 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,520 We're gonna have your food right out. 471 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,960 - Hey, Angela. - Hi, Fiona. 472 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,160 - You know what you want? - I do. 473 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:46,360 I'll take the blueberry pie this time. 474 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,210 - You got it. Cup of coffee? - Yup. 475 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,440 How's life? Been seeing anybody? 476 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,370 - No. I'm boring these days. - Doubt that. 477 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,170 [CHUCKLES] 478 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,560 Can you get Angela coffee and slice of blueberry? 479 00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:58,840 Yes, Miss Fiona. 480 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:00,800 Adam, I swear I ordered it. 481 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,760 It's on the check. Chicken parmesan. 482 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:07,240 - Come on. The customer's already so pissed. - Have my chicken parm. 483 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,600 - Can you make another one fast? - Thank you, thank you, thank you. 484 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,370 That chick Angela just asked me how much you make here. 485 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:17,680 - I don't know what her deal is. - I do. She wants some Fiona pie. 486 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:19,040 Is everybody okay? 487 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,850 Melinda's sexually harassing me. 488 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:25,440 - Well, I'll spank her later. - Her? What about me? 489 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:29,440 Uh, guys from Jezebel came in, they asked for you. Table 13. 490 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:33,560 Oh, goody. Well, if you won't spank me maybe their lead singer will. 491 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:41,800 Here you go. Cheeseburger, spaghetti and meatballs for the gentleman. 492 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,440 - I'll get you another iced tea. WOMAN: Okay, thank you. 493 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:51,210 - Left you a hundred bucks again? - Yeah. 494 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:54,160 God, send her to my station at least once. 495 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,680 FIONA: Hi, guys. CHRIS: Hey, Fiona. 496 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,760 - Hey, darling. - Leftover pie? 497 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:06,880 - Thank you very much. - You are so welcome. 498 00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:11,680 - Can you stare a little harder? - Get back to work. 499 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,320 Hello? 500 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,920 Hello? 501 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,840 Hello? 502 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:25,530 [SIGHS] 503 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,690 [SNIFFS] 504 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,200 Oh, God! 505 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:49,970 Damn it! 506 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:55,160 What kind of a woman has sex in another woman's living room? 507 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:58,440 For God's sakes. 508 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:12,120 Oh, no, she... 509 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,000 Didn't! 510 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:21,850 [GASPS] 511 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,490 My sex toys? 512 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:24,880 Aah! 513 00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:42,960 Frank! 514 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:47,160 - Frank. - I told you I'm not ready to share my project. 515 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,320 It's not about your project. 516 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:52,120 It's about Sammi. 517 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:55,760 Ever since you got better, she is really acting out. 518 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,240 A grown woman can do what she likes. 519 00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:00,640 Well, she has real issues. 520 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:04,770 I mean, if you don't start playing daddy, things are only gonna get worse. 521 00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:06,800 Busy. Got a lot of work. 522 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,920 Well, Frank, if you're not gonna do anything about it... 523 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:13,520 ...then I don't want her and that Chuckie thing in my house anymore. 524 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,480 Well, fine. 525 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,010 Whatever. 526 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:18,530 Really? That's it? 527 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,080 Sure. 528 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,360 What do I care? 529 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:27,480 Oh, well, good. I'm glad we had this talk. 530 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,120 [BABY CRYING] 531 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:47,040 What's going on, Ian? How you doing? 532 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,520 Hey, Kev. What's up? 533 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,920 Looking for something to get Jemma to go poop. 534 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,120 Oh, hey, Liam. Hey, uh... 535 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:58,080 ...whatever your name is. You got any suggestions? 536 00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:03,160 Pureed pears and glycerin suppository worked for this guy. Diaper aisle. 537 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:04,640 Thanks, man. 538 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,800 Hey, let me ask you something. You still breastfeed? 539 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,160 I mean, well, not you. I mean, Svetlana. 540 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:12,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's into it. 541 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,600 It's, uh, good for the baby's immune system. 542 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,040 - I knew it. - Plus it's free, right? 543 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,120 I forgot that argument. 544 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:26,570 - Hey, you cool with this dude cruising you? - Yeah, I'm fine. 545 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,330 Let me know if you want me to rough him up. 546 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,050 Okay. 547 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,320 [BOTH GRUNTING] 548 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,120 - About time. - Fuck you. I didn't know she had a piano. 549 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,680 You know the deal, you've got five minutes to look. 550 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,040 It's a three-bedroom, some den thing. 551 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,280 It's a 60615 zip code. It's good shit. 552 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:18,970 How much for the Barcaloungers? 553 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,490 I gotta do this again? It's not a fucking antique road show. 554 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:24,920 Bid on the whole thing or nothing at all. 555 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,440 Shit. I like Barcaloungers. 556 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,680 Buy the truck and get your Barcaloungers. 557 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:33,400 You want me to stand here selling each piece for 5 bucks like a yard sale? 558 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,560 - Give you 4 grand for the lot. - Four. 559 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,200 - I'll give you 4500. - Anyone else? 560 00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:39,720 Five grand. 561 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,250 Five thousand three hundred. 562 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,800 I want those Barcaloungers. 563 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,040 Yeah, we know. 564 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:45,280 No, I'm out. 565 00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:47,040 Yeah, me too. 566 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:51,210 Sold to the man with the Barcalounger fetish. 567 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,920 - It's all there? - It's there. 568 00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,440 All right. 569 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:08,480 Need a ride? 570 00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:12,240 You're late. 571 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,130 The grocery store was busy. 572 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,760 Come on, V. Free pour like Kev does. 573 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,360 That's why the bar's losing money. 574 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,960 Yum, it tastes just like tonic water. 575 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,680 - Lip. - Hey, V. 576 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,400 - Hello, Tommy. SAMMI: Hey, Lip. 577 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:41,760 LIP: Sammi. 578 00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,480 When did Sammi start hanging out at the Alibi? 579 00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:47,800 That girl is hornier than a three-peckered billy goat. 580 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,480 - Stop it. - Sammi. 581 00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,440 - What brings you here? - I came to get details about the job. 582 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,400 Yeah? What job is that? Get college a beer here, will you? 583 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,570 - Demoing, still doing that? - Yup. About to start a big cleanup. 584 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,120 They knocked over Sunny Days on Halsted. 585 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:02,560 Great. I'm in. 586 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,040 Like hell you are. 587 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:07,330 - Well, you promised me a job. - Yeah? How drunk was I? 588 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:10,280 I need the money for school, okay? 589 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,440 I don't hire college pussies like you. 590 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:13,920 Try the Gap on Michigan. 591 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:17,360 Too late in the summer to get another job. We had a deal. 592 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,800 - You're an idiot. I'm just busting your balls. - Fuck you. 593 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,520 First day at work, you'll be crying like a baby begging to go home by lunch. 594 00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:25,800 LIP: Yeah, we'll see. 595 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,960 Write your blood type on your boots for when you sever a limb. 596 00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:30,920 Boots? I was gonna wear flip-flops. 597 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:32,240 [LAUGHS] 598 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,970 I'm gonna enjoy fucking with you all summer. 599 00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:36,360 Welcome home, Lip. 600 00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:37,970 Thanks, V. 601 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:39,280 TOMMY: Flip-flop. 602 00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,360 How do you not have any tattoos? 603 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,440 - I don't believe you for a second. - Well, it's true. 604 00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,920 Maybe I'll let you do a full body scan sometime. 605 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:50,850 Come see our show tonight, huh? 606 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,850 Ah, wish I could. I turn into a pumpkin at 9. 607 00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,160 What if I come by after my gig? 608 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:02,440 You text me. If you're feeling randy. 609 00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,770 Heh. Okay. 610 00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:23,760 Girl, Davis is all over you. 611 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,840 The dude is fire. 612 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:29,600 And that accent? Ugh. Falls in the bad-choice category. 613 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,040 I should know. 614 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:33,970 God, you scared me. 615 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:35,440 That's for you. 616 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,290 - Thanks, Fiona. - See you, Fiona. 617 00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,440 - Bye, guys. GUS: Take care. 618 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,240 Maybe I'll see you later, huh? 619 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:46,760 - Mm. "Maybe I'll see you later." - "Maybe I'll see you later." 620 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:48,680 Did he leave a good tip? 621 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,800 He only gave you the tip? He didn't stick the whole thing in? 622 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:55,440 Careful. He's a musician. Never know where that tip's been. 623 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:57,520 Oh. You jealous, Sean? 624 00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:00,290 - Who's coming? I'm heading to the meeting. - I'm coming. 625 00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:02,840 - No, I can't. Working double. - Fiona? 626 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:07,240 Uh, no, family's coming in for dinner. I'm gonna stick around, wait on them. 627 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:10,010 Well, I'll be back later to say hi and meet Lip. 628 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:11,850 Okay, great. 629 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:17,530 Hey. 630 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,320 Why did you wanna meet here? 631 00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:22,520 Get me some of those woodchips, would you? Put them in here. 632 00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:26,160 - For your work project? - Yeah. 633 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,120 Why can't you do this yourself? 634 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:33,370 Grown man digging at the feet of kids looks a little pervy, don't you think? 635 00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:35,210 This is gonna cost you more money. 636 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:37,640 What you got? 637 00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:39,920 That's good. 638 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:43,280 Come on, we're gonna be late for dinner. 639 00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:48,050 Thank you. 640 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:49,810 Okay. 641 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:55,210 See, Chuckie, it's not that I don't want you at my house anymore, or your mom... 642 00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:58,760 ...it's just that, look, this is where you belong. This is your house. 643 00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:01,280 And you're welcome to come and visit sometimes... 644 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,400 ...but you have to call first, okay? 645 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,080 You have to ask your mom and call first. 646 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,160 And sometimes I'll say yes and sometimes I'll say no. 647 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,440 But that's just how families work. 648 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:14,080 See, there's boundaries that aren't to be crossed... 649 00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:17,120 ...and somehow your mother just never learned that. 650 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:18,730 But that's the good news... 651 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,000 ...is I'm here to teach you. 652 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,680 But what if Mom brings home another man from the bar? 653 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:30,080 You just put a pillow over your head and wait for her to be finished. 654 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:31,640 Okay. Bye, Chuckie. 655 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,690 Chuckie, why don't you just lock the door? 656 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:40,970 Chuckie. 657 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:43,560 Lock the goddamn door. 658 00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,160 [LOCK CLICKS] 659 00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:48,200 Jesus. 660 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,280 ALL: Cheers. - Hey. 661 00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:54,560 And to Lip's first year of college. May you all follow in his footsteps. 662 00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,360 - To Lip. - Cheers. Thank you, guys. 663 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,040 Frank. 664 00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:02,560 - To Lip. - You're sure you should be drinking, Frank? 665 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,400 Think a brand-new untainted liver is gonna stop him? 666 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:08,170 After extensive research and weeks of testing... 667 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:13,240 ...I have determined my liver can support one beer a day. I am now a cheap date. 668 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:14,930 Buzzed already. 669 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:16,920 Like an anemic 10-year-old girl. 670 00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:18,880 Who's ready for pie? 671 00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:20,730 I wanna taste cherry pie. 672 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,120 Any more of that Salisbury steak? 673 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:24,480 Yeah, if I pay for it. 674 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:27,080 Tell you what, get me an order, we'll call it even. 675 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,400 - Call what even? - Her trying to kill my son with cocaine. 676 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:33,240 Douchebag. Why would you say that? Why are you even here? 677 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:37,160 - Just don't. I'll just get him some more. - To go. I gotta get back to work. 678 00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,520 - I don't want pie. LIP: What's going on with you? 679 00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:42,000 First, you're stabbing dolls, now you're mopey. 680 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:45,170 Holly and Ellie aren't talking to me. It's like I'm invisible. 681 00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:48,800 FIONA: I hate it when teenage skanks do that. DEBBIE: What do you mean? 682 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,080 Same thing happened to me with Heidi Mitchell and Donna Alexandra. 683 00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:54,320 Me too. Leah March and Jean Cole. 684 00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,210 Really? Why? 685 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,080 Who knows? Jealousy, periody. 686 00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:01,760 Two weeks later, they started talking to me again like nothing happened. 687 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:03,400 Same with Heidi and Donna. 688 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,600 It's not fair. You don't get to do that. 689 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:09,640 I'm never being friends with Holly and Ellie again. Screw those bitches. 690 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:11,800 - Screw those bitches. - Screw those bitches. 691 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,880 - Sounds like you're having fun here. - Hi. 692 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:15,490 - What's up, man? DEBBIE: Hey, Sean. 693 00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:16,760 Good pie, dude. 694 00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,530 I'm glad you like it. You're Lip? 695 00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:20,290 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Hey, I'm Sean. 696 00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:23,210 - Thanks for giving this one a job. - Oh, my pleasure. 697 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,920 It's so good of you to hire a felon. 698 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:29,960 - This is my father, Frank. - Hey, Frank. 699 00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:33,040 - Salisbury steak, Fiona. - Right here. 700 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:37,000 - That about explain everything? SEAN: Pretty much. I got some paperwork. 701 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:40,200 - Good to see you all. Nice to meet you, Lip. LIP: Nice to meet you. 702 00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:42,080 Was that a little squeeze? 703 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,480 - What? - He just squeezed your arm. 704 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:46,480 The two of them are like that with each other. 705 00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:47,800 We are not. 706 00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:49,720 Bathroom. 707 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,450 Did he ever go see that doctor? 708 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,560 - No, he refuses. - You should talk to Mickey. 709 00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:19,920 Now, the players in the black and white, they're the White Sox. That's our team. 710 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:23,320 And the pussies in the gray and blue, they're the Twins. 711 00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:24,800 We hate the Twins. 712 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,400 No, no, no. Not the baby girl twins. 713 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:28,760 The player Twins. 714 00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,600 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 715 00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:39,480 - Good evening, sir. - Ah, Jehovah's. Not interested. 716 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:42,280 No, we're not Jehovah's. Everyone keeps thinking that. 717 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:43,840 Your clothes. 718 00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:47,640 We're from Rothchild Realty. Would you be interested in selling this house? 719 00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:49,570 You wanna buy this dump? 720 00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,760 Redfin named this one of the top five up-and-coming neighborhoods in Chicago. 721 00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:55,040 [PHONE RINGING] 722 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,960 - I gotta get that. - Can we leave our card? 723 00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:58,730 Yeah. 724 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,640 - Hey, babe. VERONICA: Hey. How's it going? 725 00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,680 Good, good. How's it going over there? 726 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:08,880 Good. Mom's here if you need her to help. 727 00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:11,680 - Hey, Kev. - Hey. No, no, I got everything under control. 728 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:15,440 Hey, I wanted to tell you, I talked to a woman in my Mommy-and-Me chat room. 729 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,680 She said I have Madonna-whore complex. 730 00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,450 - What? - Yeah. That's why I didn't wanna have sex. 731 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:23,160 - You're calling me a whore? - He calling you a whore? 732 00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:26,210 I'm not calling you a whore. I mean, you used to be a whore... 733 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,920 ...which I liked, a lot. Trust me. 734 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:31,640 But now you're a Madonna. Like the Virgin Mary Madonna. 735 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,240 - He's saying I'm like Madonna. - Like "Vogue" Madonna? 736 00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:36,800 The Virgin Mary. That's why he don't wanna fuck me. 737 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:40,280 - Why are you telling everybody? - You tell everyone in your chat room. 738 00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:43,840 I don't know them. There's no guarantee that they're even women. 739 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:47,520 Ooh. I gotta go. I gotta go. See you later. 740 00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,240 Is that face what I think it is? 741 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:51,600 [SNIFFS] 742 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:55,810 Oh. Is that the face of what I think it is of someone who pooped? 743 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,410 Yes. 744 00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,440 [SINGING] Poop, there it is 745 00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:01,400 Poop, there it is 746 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,400 Poop, there it is 747 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:06,040 Yeah. That's my girl. 748 00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:07,360 Oh, my... 749 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,280 That's my girl. 750 00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:12,530 - What are you doing tonight? - Gotta look for an apartment. 751 00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:16,610 The judge isn't gonna let me have Hannah back if I'm still in that shithole motel. 752 00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:19,680 What about you? You're gonna see Davis? 753 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,240 I should. 754 00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:24,760 I need to get laid. Or maybe I shouldn't because I need to get laid. 755 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,000 I don't know. 756 00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:27,920 SEAN: Knock, knock. You guys dressed? 757 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,960 Yeah, but we'll get undressed if you're coming in. 758 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:33,130 Is this your family's check? 759 00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:36,810 - Uh, yeah. - Yeah. I don't see any pie on it. 760 00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:39,560 You charge them for it? 761 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:45,200 Family discount? Come on, you throw most of the pie out at the end of the night. 762 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,760 Especially the peach. Nobody likes the peach. 763 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,600 Don't be talking about my grandma's peach pie. 764 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,320 Heh. Sorry, Grandma Pierce. 765 00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:55,400 Um, it's Grandma Johnson on my mom's side. 766 00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:56,800 And cough up the 12.99. 767 00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:00,560 Your grandma really makes that pie, hmm? 768 00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:02,280 How come I never knew that? 769 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:05,840 She's dead. It's from Costco. It's frozen. 770 00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:07,320 But you still owe me. 771 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,520 Can I give it to you in trade? 772 00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:12,680 I'll take cash or cash. 773 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,760 Next time I'll consider it stealing. 774 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,120 Won't be a next time. 775 00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,160 Good. 776 00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,560 Don't be taking advantage of me because we're friends. 777 00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:28,640 Sorry, boss. 778 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:35,360 Ooh. "Sorry, boss. Sorry, boss." Ha, ha. 779 00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,000 SHEILA: You're gonna pay for this. SAMMI: You locked me out. 780 00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:40,000 SHEILA: When did my house become your house? 781 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,120 Since you married my father. 782 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,360 You're a 45-year-old woman. 783 00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:46,440 Your father's house is not your house. 784 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,440 SAMMI: I'm 33. SHEILA: Thirty-three? 785 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:51,960 Well, you could have fooled me. Whatever, act it then. 786 00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:56,760 Frank, did you see what she did? She crowbarred the new locks off the door. 787 00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:59,040 Sheila said we should respect boundaries. 788 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:02,090 SHEILA: Are you out of your mind? - Almost finished with my project. 789 00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:03,520 - You wanna see it? - Sure. 790 00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:05,840 SHEILA: Go. Please, go. 791 00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:07,160 You know what? Get out. 792 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:09,200 Get to your trailer, get out of here. 793 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,680 SAMMI: I am your stepdaughter. This is my house too. 794 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:13,480 SHEILA: Get out! 795 00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:15,480 - You ready? - Uh-huh. 796 00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:20,570 FRANK: I give you Frank's Milk of the Gods. 797 00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:24,930 My contribution to mankind, the strongest beer ever made. 798 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,120 FRED: Wow. 799 00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:30,800 I'm telling you, I have a new lease on life, Fred. 800 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,240 This liver of mine may only last six or eight years. 801 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:38,160 I have no control over time anymore, but this... 802 00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:40,400 This will live on. 803 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:42,520 It's spectacular. 804 00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:45,240 They can try to stop me from drinking... 805 00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:52,130 ...but they can't stop me from helping others to enjoy the finest brew ever made. 806 00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:55,280 FRED: Ooh. 807 00:44:55,440 --> 00:45:01,200 With its woody, bacony flavor... 808 00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:08,160 ...Frank's Milk of the Gods will redefine... 809 00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:12,520 ...the way people enjoy their grandest, fermented beverages. 810 00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,080 But don't get me wrong... 811 00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:18,560 ...my intentions are not all altruistic. 812 00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:24,160 If I can only enjoy one beer a day, why not make it 130 proof? 813 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,240 - Can I taste it? - Ho-ho. 814 00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:29,480 It has yet to kiss my lips, my friend. 815 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:32,880 But the time is upon us. 816 00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,000 Let's take our business elsewhere. 817 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:39,170 To some place more righteous than here. 818 00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:40,480 Beautiful. 819 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,160 "Sell your home at a premium price." 820 00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,610 How much could they be offering for in this neighborhood? 821 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:56,160 Twenty dollar make you holler. 822 00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:00,120 - Hey. - Hey. 823 00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,880 - Can we talk to you? - Does no one use a phone anymore? 824 00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:04,800 SVETLANA: He's gonna close in five minutes. 825 00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:06,760 Yes, I'm going. I'm going. 826 00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:09,720 Gotta run an errand. You wanna talk, you gotta walk. 827 00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:13,080 Well, how far are you going? I got a ticking time bomb on my ankle. 828 00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,360 Just across the alley. 829 00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:17,160 What do you wanna talk about? 830 00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:19,240 Can you get Ian to see that doctor? 831 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,090 - He's not sick anymore. LIP: He will be. 832 00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:24,200 - You don't know that. - If he's anything like our mother, we do. 833 00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:26,960 - What's this shrink gonna do? - Mental health assessment. 834 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:28,160 Prescribe his meds. 835 00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:30,360 You said that before. That's the fucked-up part. 836 00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:33,880 - Why are we giving him meds if he's not sick? - It helps the mania not be so crazy. 837 00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:35,960 Yeah, and he won't be depressed for long. 838 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:37,240 Like last time. 839 00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:38,760 All right, hold up, hold up. 840 00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:41,200 Stay here, all right? 841 00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:45,370 - Yo, brown-ass. - Oh, shit. 842 00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:48,480 MICKEY: Oh, shit is right. You like hitting girls, huh? 843 00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:50,010 Come here. 844 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,120 Aah! What the...? Unh! 845 00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,560 Please. I haven't done... 846 00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:57,210 Curry says what? 847 00:46:57,760 --> 00:46:59,600 This is his errand? 848 00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:11,200 You ever hit one of my girls again... 849 00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:15,000 ...I'm not gonna go so easy on you. Do you hear me? 850 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,410 Good. 851 00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:25,440 Hey, Mrs. Patel, can you jerk your fucking husband off once in a while... 852 00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:29,800 ...so he doesn't come back to my rub-and-tug ever again? 853 00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,680 Let's say Ian gets depressed or manic... 854 00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:38,040 ...how do we know it's not from living in this ghetto? 855 00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:40,320 - He has signs of bipolar. - Like? 856 00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:43,520 - Recklessness, impulsiveness. - Fast talk and barely sleeping. 857 00:47:43,720 --> 00:47:46,160 - Hypersexuality. - Hypers... You mean horny? 858 00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,960 What 17-year-old gay kid isn't horny? 859 00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:51,610 Kev? 860 00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,040 Kevin? 861 00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:05,600 You awake? 862 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:06,370 [ARNIE WHISTLES] 863 00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:11,320 Yo! Gallagher, you up there? 864 00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:15,000 We got chronic! 865 00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,320 Get down here. 866 00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:58,520 Hey. 867 00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,080 You awake? 868 00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:05,560 I am now. 869 00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:09,760 I can't sleep. 870 00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:11,360 [MICKEY CHUCKLES] 871 00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:14,320 Again? 872 00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:20,000 Why? You got a problem with that? Huh? 873 00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:22,600 No, I don't need to know. I'm not at all... 874 00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,400 You're so tough. Come here, boy. 875 00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:26,400 Wake up. Come on, wake up. 876 00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:27,800 You're going down. 877 00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:30,360 - You are going down, you Army. - Come on, tough guy. 878 00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,880 Come here, Army. You're going down. 879 00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:36,600 I wanted him to fail. I thought he'd be overwhelmed. 880 00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:39,600 - And? - Jackass is a better mom than me. 881 00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:41,480 [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 882 00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:52,160 VERONICA: Who's that? 883 00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:54,320 Nobody. 884 00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:56,400 You know what we should do? 885 00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:57,840 Pool party! 886 00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:00,360 - What's going on? FIONA: Go tell your brothers. 887 00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:02,760 We're gonna party up, Gallagher style. 888 00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:04,200 Hey, it's me. 889 00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,720 Pool is ready. Bring Will over. 890 00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:13,160 What time is it now? 891 00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:15,720 It's 12:03 a.m. 892 00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:17,320 So it's technically tomorrow. 893 00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:18,720 Yeah. Uh-huh. 894 00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:21,840 My quota resets. 895 00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,400 We can drink. 896 00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:28,880 Frank's Milk of the Gods. 897 00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,520 [GRUNTS THEN COUGHS] 898 00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:21,960 [GRUNTS THEN COUGHING] 899 00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:27,120 All right, Carl, get her! 900 00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:29,320 I've got a day full of rage inside of me. 901 00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:31,960 - Get her! - Take him down. 902 00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:35,960 - Go get him! Debs, get him! - Holly and Nelly must die! 903 00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:37,960 - Aah! - Way to go, yeah. 904 00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:42,480 FIONA: You guys are cheaters. - Look who's a sore sport. 905 00:52:42,720 --> 00:52:44,160 Look who's madly in love. 906 00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:45,640 You got room for one more? 907 00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:47,330 ALL: Ian! 908 00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:48,970 VERONICA: What up? - I got your text. 909 00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:51,520 FIONA: Where's Mickey? - Hey. I wore him out. 910 00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:54,840 LIP: Come on, in the pool. All right, let's go, Will. You ready? 911 00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:56,840 Go, Liam, go! 912 00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:59,160 SEAN: Okay, Will. - Okay, now, come on. 913 00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:01,320 - Come on. Let's go, come on. VERONICA: Go, Liam. 914 00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:02,760 Come on, come on, come on. 915 00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:04,040 - Go! - All right. 916 00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:05,440 LIP: You're going down. 917 00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:09,600 WOMAN: Shut up down there! - You shut up! It's summer! 918 00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:13,760 Get him, get him, get him, get him, get him. 919 00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:16,960 All right. 920 00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:27,080 Ow. 921 00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:31,320 What the fuck? 922 00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:33,130 WOMAN: Please don't move. 923 00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:36,520 Huh? Where are my clothes? 924 00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:38,640 We found you like this. 925 00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:41,840 Came out to draw the summer flowers, found you instead. 926 00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:43,720 Oh, Jesus. 927 00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:47,320 Your body, it is so beautiful. 928 00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:49,920 You're perfect. 929 00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:27,760 [English - US - SDH]