1 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:05,680 You don't think I have enough to do? I'm not your fucking mother. 2 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:08,360 Here's what you missed last week on Shameless: 3 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:10,920 SAMMI: Dad. - Fuck. 4 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:13,360 I need that new trailer. 5 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:15,520 - He's not coming home with a trailer. - What? 6 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:16,880 Gallagher rite of passage. 7 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:18,610 Realizing he let you down. 8 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:20,720 - This is stupid, right? - Right. 9 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:22,320 - Unless it's not. - Right. 10 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:23,520 WOMAN: Next? 11 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:25,920 LIP: You got married? FIONA: Yeah. 12 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:28,280 What do you want, tampon-head? 13 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:30,440 [SCREAMING AND GRUNTING] 14 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:34,120 CARL: Whoa. 15 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:35,800 You're clean in six months. 16 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:38,850 - I want her to be happy. - You're getting your daughter back. 17 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,680 FIONA: This isn't like Jackie. SEAN: No one answered when I knocked. 18 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:43,400 FIONA: Shit. 19 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:47,560 SEAN: Oh, fuck, Jackie. 20 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:49,720 - Wanna get out of here? - I'm married. 21 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:53,800 My wife accidentally cheated on me, so she gave me a pass to get one hand job. 22 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:55,320 I have a hand. 23 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:57,280 - We're in trouble. - I'll be right back. 24 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:59,520 - We're in the middle of a conversation. - The babies. 25 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:02,680 If you go up those stairs, I won't be here when you get back. 26 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:06,840 I'm going back to school. 27 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:09,640 Called to see if I can get into the dorms early. 28 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:13,040 You are going to the psych ward or a fucking ER. 29 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:14,680 Ian? 30 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:17,120 Ian! 31 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:21,680 Hey. You came back after all. 32 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:23,520 I did. 33 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,280 - Motherfucker. - Jesus. 34 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:42,440 - Where the fuck have you been? - I'm bleeding. 35 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:45,040 You disappear. You don't return my calls, my texts? 36 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:47,080 I had something come up. 37 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:49,000 - Oh, fuck. Ow! - Fuck! 38 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:50,200 Stop hitting me. 39 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,800 Aah! Goddamn it, enough. 40 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:58,560 Enough with the hitting. 41 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:02,610 - Are you done? - Where, Jimmy? Where? 42 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,960 I was incommunicado for a while. 43 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:07,490 For weeks? For months? 44 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:09,360 About a year. 45 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,520 On a boat. A yacht, actually. 46 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:13,400 And not a call, not a text... 47 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:17,360 I was handcuffed to a metal pipe in the engine room... 48 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:19,440 ...pissing into an old Malagueta can. 49 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:20,720 For a year? 50 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:25,400 For a while, yeah, and then it was slave labor in a Brazilian cocoa-processing facility. 51 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:28,440 Not much of a facility, just some tents in the rainforest... 52 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:31,370 ...guarded by ladies with mustaches and AK-47s. 53 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:34,130 I caught malaria, that knocked me out for a few months... 54 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,360 That's bullshit. 55 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:38,720 Then I escaped when the DEA showed up with the Federales. 56 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:40,040 Honest truth, I swear. 57 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:42,360 FIONA: Who the hell is that? JIMMY: That's my partner. 58 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:45,920 - Your partner, as in your girlfriend? - No, my partner as in crime. 59 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,240 Shit, you're the one to talk. You got married? 60 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,600 What was I supposed to do? 61 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:53,730 Was I supposed to sit on my porch knitting, hoping one day you'd show back up? 62 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:55,800 You disappeared, gone. Nothing. 63 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,880 I think you deviated my septum. 64 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:01,200 Good. You're lucky I didn't have a knife. 65 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:05,800 - Oh, Jesus. Fuck. - I know. I know. 66 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:10,170 You were going to college, you were becoming a doctor... 67 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:12,640 ...and then you just vanished. 68 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:17,200 So, what now? 69 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:20,130 What do you mean, "So, what now?" 70 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:21,360 I'm married. 71 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:22,560 Uh-huh. 72 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:26,720 Jesus, you're such a fucking asshole. 73 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:27,920 [PHONE RINGING] 74 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:32,160 - Hey, Mickey. - Mickey Milkovich? Say hello for me. 75 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,320 Shut the fuck up! 76 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,680 Ian did what? 77 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,450 Okay, I'm coming. Yeah. 78 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:42,640 - I've gotta go. - What? 79 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:45,120 - I have to go. - What did Ian do? 80 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:54,240 So that went well. 81 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:08,440 IAN: You're going to love Florida, man. 82 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:09,880 It's fantastic. 83 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:11,280 No snow ever. 84 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:13,880 Nothing but sun and white beaches and palm trees. 85 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:17,200 Oh, and pools. Pools in every fucking back yard. 86 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:20,120 Can you imagine that? Shit, I should watch my language. 87 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:23,090 Oh, shit. Fuck, I said shit. Ha, ha. 88 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:25,920 [PHONE RINGING] 89 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:33,160 Yeah, Uncle Lip showed me pictures from when he was down there. Paradise. 90 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:36,920 Well, I guess he's not really an uncle, he's more like a best-friend uncle... 91 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:39,280 ...but I think that's better anyway, right? 92 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:40,520 [PHONE RINGING] 93 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:47,120 Yeah. It's gonna be great. Disney World. Mint mojitos. 94 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:50,400 Cuban cigars. Pitbull. Live music. 95 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:53,560 You're gonna love it. You and me. You and me against the world. 96 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,320 You feel that? 97 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,160 That feeling is all of our problems just disappearing right now. 98 00:05:58,320 --> 00:05:59,360 Just... 99 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:00,560 [WHISTLES] 100 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:04,400 Gone. Just leave it all behind. I guess you don't have any problems, you're a baby. 101 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:06,800 What do you have, like diaper rash? 102 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:08,560 That's the worst of it for you. 103 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:11,570 Must be good to be a baby, I'm telling you. 104 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:13,640 Fuck, yeah. 105 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,960 [PHONE RINGING AND IAN HUMMING] 106 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:24,120 - Fuck. He's not picking up. SVETLANA: I call police. 107 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:26,160 - The hell you will. - No, I call police. 108 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:28,440 Because crazy carrot boy took my baby. 109 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:31,200 You call, I'll tell them I said Ian could take the baby. 110 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:34,880 Who you think they're gonna believe? Illegal Russian fucking hand-whore... 111 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:40,040 ...or a card-carrying, apple-pie eating, born on the 4th of July, American fucking citizen? 112 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:44,250 Pregnant hand-whore who is also mother, they will believe. 113 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:48,240 You need to chill the fuck out, okay? 114 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,160 I scared him with the nut ward talk. 115 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:53,000 He'll get his shit straight, he'll bring the kid back. 116 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:57,120 He will. 117 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:15,160 Hey, uh, okay, so which one of you is Karlson with a "K"? 118 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:16,360 Okay, you stay. 119 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:21,200 And then Carlson with a "C", you are actually in the Van Houten Towers, West 208. 120 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:23,960 Just past Gardner Hall, you can't miss it. 121 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:25,400 - You guys good? GIRL: Yeah. 122 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:27,840 [PEOPLE MOANING ON VIDEO] 123 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:33,440 Excuse me, you're the resident assistant on this floor, right? 124 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:36,440 I'm Karen Perlow's mom, 417. 125 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:42,520 She gets a Ritalin every morning, never on an empty stomach, and then an Ativan at lunch. 126 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:45,040 Two if she's feeling anxious at test times. 127 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:48,400 I'm sorry, but this isn't summer camp, okay? I'm not the camp nurse. 128 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:51,040 She has to handle her own reds and bennies, all right? 129 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:57,490 Yo, think you can lay off on the water pipe and the porn... 130 00:07:57,640 --> 00:08:01,240 ...until Mom and Dad Iowas are back on the interstate? Please? 131 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,040 Thank you. 132 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:10,360 I just had some dad show me how to keep his son... 133 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:12,600 ...from swallowing his tongue during seizures. 134 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:15,080 You're the one who wanted to be an RA. 135 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:19,240 Not "wanted to," had to. Free room and board, plus stipend. 136 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:22,160 - You could have moved in with me. - Yeah, no stipend. 137 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:24,760 Jesus, what's she weigh, a buck ninety? Two hundred? 138 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:26,520 Renaissance women weren't forced... 139 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:30,730 ...to starve into an anorexic, fashion-industry marketing version of female sexuality. 140 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:32,640 I bet it was purely missionary. 141 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:35,610 Getting caught under that would be like stepping on a grape. 142 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:37,880 My new roommate from Craigslist moved in. 143 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:40,720 - Oh, yeah? - Calls herself Muff Bulldagger... 144 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:41,920 ...and drives a Kawasaki. 145 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:43,360 [PHONE RINGS] 146 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:45,170 Yeah? 147 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:47,440 Wait, he did what? 148 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:51,200 Okay, okay, okay. Hey, listen, I need to borrow your car. 149 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:52,800 Ian just stole a baby. 150 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:56,440 [GROANING] 151 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:05,280 Top of the morning, beautiful. How is my favorite public servant? 152 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:06,890 Buy some deodorant, Frank. 153 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,880 Hey, any governmental gift envelopes... 154 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:11,720 ...addressed to a Gallagher in this chariot of yours? 155 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:15,360 - It's getting to be that time of month. - Touch my cart, I'll call the cops. 156 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:18,800 I was just admiring your organizational skill. 157 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:21,000 - You're a wonder. - Get a job, Frank. 158 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:22,920 Well, now, why would I do that, Gail? 159 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:26,280 I'd just be depriving you and your tax-paying... 160 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:30,280 ...civil-service working, church-going buddies... 161 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:33,360 ...the great privilege of supporting me and mine. Ha, ha. 162 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:35,880 I have a dream, Gail... 163 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:40,720 ...that one day I will awaken with a baby just like you... 164 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:42,920 ...underneath me. 165 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:45,800 Oh, my God. 166 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,000 [GROANING] 167 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:50,280 Jesus criminy. 168 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:54,720 Come on. 169 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:03,650 Where the hell have you been? 170 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:07,240 Fuck off. 171 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,440 Bedrooms are all locked. 172 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:11,320 What? Why? 173 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:13,520 To keep you out of them. 174 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:16,250 I boxed your stuff up and put a flea bomb in. 175 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,320 Box is in the backyard airing out. 176 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:21,210 - Where am I supposed to sleep? - What do I care? 177 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:24,480 You blew the money you promised you'd use to buy me a new trailer... 178 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:29,160 ...so it's back to the gutter you stepped in last night, or you're on the couch. 179 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,160 And there are new rules around here. 180 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:33,480 No money, no food. 181 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:35,960 You want something to eat, you pay. 182 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:38,690 And there's a curfew. 183 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:41,680 No coming in at 3 and waking the whole house up anymore. 184 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:43,360 Doors will be locked at 10:00. 185 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:45,600 - Ten? - Ten? Ten o'clock? 186 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:49,120 - You got to be fucking kidding... - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 187 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:50,960 Young ears. 188 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:54,520 Doors will be locked at 10. No exceptions. 189 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:57,080 Things are changing. Should've changed years ago. 190 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,810 Ten? Liam stays up later than that. 191 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,680 Don't try me on this. 192 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:07,160 It gets cold out there on the street late at night. Believe me, I know. 193 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:11,090 Whatever. I've gotta shop. Get ready for school. 194 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:14,520 SAMMI: School doesn't start for two days. - Middle school starts in two days. 195 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:16,330 High school starts tomorrow. 196 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,520 Tomorrow's your first day of high school? 197 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:23,640 - Oh, sweetie, are you scared? - No. 198 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:28,360 I hated ninth grade. Almost got raped by the entire wrestling team my first day. 199 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:30,960 Never should have worn a tank top without a bra. 200 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:34,600 You should dress dowdy like that again tomorrow. Be safer that way. 201 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:39,200 Oh, and don't forget to pee before you leave home. 202 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:41,160 Bathrooms are a nightmare. 203 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:44,440 Ukrainian girls beat me up because I didn't have any cigarettes. 204 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:47,960 Last time I went to the girl's room without a pack of Virginia Slims. 205 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,240 You need any money for school supplies? 206 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,640 I can loan you a few dollars until Friday. 207 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:56,120 DEBBIE: No, it's fine, I have stuff from last year, thanks. 208 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,720 SAMMI: Carl, honey, you need any money for school supplies? 209 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:01,080 I'm just gonna steal stuff from the weaker kids. 210 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:04,480 Steal some stuff for Chuckie too, would you please, sweetie? 211 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:10,840 - What the hell happened? - He's crazy. 212 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:13,720 He steals baby. He needs to be put in crazy-people place... 213 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:17,040 ...where they spray him with fire hose and put electric in his head. 214 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:18,480 Please shut the fuck up. 215 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:22,000 I told him I'd take him to the hospital, he freaked out, took the baby. 216 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,120 Stole the car. I need it back for work. 217 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:25,610 Since when do you have a job? 218 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:29,360 I gotta take those guns we lifted off the militia geeks down at the projects. 219 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:32,400 - Spent all day filing off serial numbers. MICKEY: Take a fucking bus. 220 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:33,800 MAN: With a dozen Uzis? MICKEY: Yeah. 221 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:37,850 - Call a cab, or fucking Davey, or somebody... - Ian had a psychotic break? 222 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,080 I think so. 223 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,360 IAN: No hands! Whoo! 224 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:43,960 Whoo! 225 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:45,200 [STATIC OVER RADIO] 226 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:46,400 Come on. 227 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:49,320 MAN [ON RADIO]: Back with the crop report... 228 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:50,520 Oh. Oh. 229 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:52,800 [WILLIE NELSON'S "ON THE ROAD AGAIN" PLAYING ON RADIO] 230 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,200 [SINGING] On the road again 231 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:57,880 Places that I've never been 232 00:12:58,040 --> 00:12:59,320 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Hey, that's us. 233 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:03,520 [SINGING] Seeing things that I may never see again 234 00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:06,570 I can't wait to get on the road again 235 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,080 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Shit. 236 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:13,360 Like a band of gypsies We go down the highway 237 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:15,880 We're the best of friends 238 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:20,720 insisting that the world keep turning our way 239 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:22,800 And our way 240 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,880 ls on the road again 241 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:28,320 The sunset's fucking beautiful. 242 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,400 [YEVGENY CRYING AND IAN BARKING] 243 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,880 The life I love ls making music with my friends 244 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,160 Whoo! 245 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:37,440 And I can't wait to get on the road again 246 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,000 - He took Yevgeny last night? - Late, yeah. 247 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,640 - Did you try calling his phone? - He's not answering. 248 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,520 Who's Ian? The one with the red hair? 249 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:47,480 He's the gay one with all the problems. 250 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:50,250 Being gay doesn't have anything to do with his problems. 251 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:53,560 I didn't say gay was a problem, just that he's gay and has problems. 252 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,800 He left 18 hours ago, he could be anywhere. 253 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,120 - Maybe he's in Colorado. - Why Colorado? 254 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:01,400 - Free weed. - Not free, idiot, legalized. 255 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:04,480 - Shouldn't somebody call the police? - No! 256 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:05,680 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 257 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:06,920 Weeds are free in Colorado? 258 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,360 SAMMI: Uh-huh. That's right sweetie. 259 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,440 - Oh, Jesus. JIMMY: We need to talk. 260 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:14,640 No, we don't. 261 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:18,480 - What the fuck is he doing here? - I have no idea. 262 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:19,680 How you been? 263 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,280 - Thought you were married. - I am. 264 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,680 - You're married? - Uh-huh. 265 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,080 - To who? - To Gus. 266 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:25,890 - The musician? - Is that Gus? 267 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,480 - No, that's Jimmy. SAMMI: Who's Jimmy? 268 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:29,720 - Her old boyfriend. - Then who's Gus? 269 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,880 - What's that smell? FIONA: Gus is an incredible musician. 270 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,080 I met him at work. And he's a great guy. 271 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,360 Musicians are notoriously unreliable husband material. 272 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:40,960 Heh. Said the asshole who disappears for years at a time. 273 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,800 - When did you get married? - A few days ago. 274 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,400 And you've been keeping it a secret? Why? 275 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:51,280 Excellent question. Why keep wonderful musician Gus a secret if he's so great? 276 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,200 Out. Now. 277 00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,680 You can't just keep showing up. 278 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:02,440 - Who's the loud blonde with the kid? - A new half-sister. 279 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,640 - Really? - Yeah. 280 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,600 - Frank or Monica's? - You've gotta call. 281 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:08,330 Half-sister? 282 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,370 - What else did I miss? - A lot, okay? Everything. 283 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,640 - Like? - Like Liam almost dying. 284 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,720 Liam almost died? What happened? 285 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:21,000 I left out some coke that this asshole that I wasn't really dating gave me... 286 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:22,280 ...and he got into it. 287 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,130 He's fine. 288 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,880 - They put me in jail. - You went in jail? 289 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,760 - Yeah. - No shit. 290 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:31,640 No shit. 291 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,370 - And you got married. - Yeah, I got married. 292 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:38,880 To a 35-year-old bass player named Gus Pfender. 293 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:41,650 How do you even know that? Are you, like, spying on me? 294 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:44,450 No. Well, sort of. Angela. 295 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,000 Do you love him? 296 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:50,280 You don't get to ask me that. 297 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:51,720 I love you. 298 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,040 - Heh. Fuck you. - I love you. 299 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:55,480 Do you still love me? 300 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,120 - No. - Liar. 301 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:00,720 I don't. 302 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,560 I love you. 303 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,090 I love you. 304 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,680 Don't do it. 305 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,600 - Don't do it. SAMMI: No. 306 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:23,800 LIP: Fiona. 307 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:27,120 Shit. 308 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:40,560 Hot. Very hot. 309 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:54,760 [BUZZES] 310 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:23,400 - Jimmy spent the night? - Yeah. 311 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,680 - Did you hear anything from Ian? - No. You? 312 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,200 No. 313 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,440 - You got this one? - Yeah. 314 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,400 I could beat him to death with a bat... 315 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:36,210 - ...and say I mistook him for an intruder. - No, I'm good. 316 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:38,400 - All right. - Thanks, little brother. 317 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,720 No worries, big sister. 318 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,800 Ready to get dressed? Unh. 319 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,440 FIONA: What? - No, nothing. 320 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:01,970 Thanks. 321 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:06,680 So is Jimmy gonna move in with you and Gus? 322 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,760 - What? SAMMI: Getting your own place? 323 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:11,400 We haven't decided yet. 324 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:14,760 I know how important those early days of marriage are. 325 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:17,650 Figuring each other out, getting used to compromise. 326 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,320 More eggs, Carl? 327 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,840 - Chuckie, honey? FIONA: Has Mickey heard from Ian? 328 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,440 No, I called. Nothing. 329 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:26,080 If you and Gus do decide to get your own place... 330 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:27,890 ...don't worry about us here. 331 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,570 I can fill in now and then. 332 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:30,760 [ALARM BEEPS] 333 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,200 Gotta go, school. 334 00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:35,640 Shoot. I gotta go too. I'm supposed to be working freshman orientation. 335 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,040 FIONA: You're going? - I'll have my phone. 336 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,480 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 337 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:42,280 Carl. Door. Go. 338 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:46,160 Hey, hey, hey. Lunch. 339 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,400 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 340 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,800 Better safe than sorry. 341 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,200 And no bathrooms, right? 342 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,760 School starts today? 343 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,600 High school, her first day. 344 00:18:56,760 --> 00:19:00,320 Debs, high school? This is so exciting. 345 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:04,800 - You're going to have a blast. - Yeah, that husband guy is at the door. 346 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:08,360 Go. Go, I got this. Go deal with your life. 347 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,400 FIONA: Hey. GUS: Hey, I've been texting you. 348 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,240 My phone died. I'm sorry. 349 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:14,970 That's fine. 350 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,520 - Oh, that's Frank. - Frank? 351 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,800 FIONA: That's my useless father. - Is that smell him? 352 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,400 Yeah. You get used to it. 353 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,400 It's like working at a landfill. 354 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,800 - You okay? - Yeah. Ian stole a baby. 355 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,560 - Who's Ian? - My brother. I told you about him. 356 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:31,760 The one in college? 357 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,040 No. The one that ran away and joined the Army. 358 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,680 - And he stole a baby? - Well, more like borrowed it. 359 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:39,080 - It's his boyfriend's baby. DEBBIE: Hi, Gus. 360 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:40,930 - Debbie. - Oh, yeah, I remember. 361 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,680 Um, congratulations. 362 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:46,360 Great. Well, I gotta go, first day of high school. 363 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,040 - Hey, you Gus? - Yeah. 364 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:51,170 I'm Lip, brother. Don't fuck this up. She's great. All right? 365 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:54,000 If I hear from Ian I'll call you. Vice-versa, right? 366 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,730 FIONA: Yeah. 367 00:19:57,360 --> 00:20:00,120 Hey, listen, I'm supposed to meet Chris... 368 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,640 ...to work on some background tracks for his demo... 369 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:05,440 - ...but I can blow him off... - No, thanks. Really. 370 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:08,240 There's nothing to do here but wait. I'll call you later. 371 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:11,080 - Let you know what's going on with Ian. - Yeah. 372 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,000 [YEVGENY CRYING] 373 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:51,280 Good morning, Illinois. 374 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:55,840 Hey, why are you crying? 375 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,840 It's a beautiful morning, you know? 376 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:01,330 Oh, hey, you need a new diaper, don't you? 377 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:08,520 Hey, hey, hey. Shh. You're gonna scare Mr. Sun away. 378 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:24,880 Okay, okay, okay. 379 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,650 Diapers. 380 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,640 Where are diapers? 381 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,880 No diaper. 382 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,520 Hey, Yevy, look what I found. 383 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,120 Motörhead, yeah. 384 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:52,320 Heavy-metal diaper. 385 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,080 [HUMMING HEAVY METAL MUSIC] 386 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:57,800 You're gonna be a big badass. All the other babies are gonna look at you. 387 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,920 You're such a big badass, they're gonna go running... 388 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,680 Crawling away in fear. 389 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:08,120 Why are you still crying? 390 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,480 Hungry. 391 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:12,200 It's morning. Babies get hungry in the morning. 392 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:21,840 No food, but we're near an aqueduct. 393 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:28,840 We can forage. We can hunt. We can get wild greens, okay? 394 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,240 We go now. We hunt like men. 395 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,050 One, two, three. Up, up and away. 396 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,530 [PHONE RINGING] 397 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:40,520 Left, left, left, right, left. 398 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,920 All right, this is the 200th time I'm calling and you not picking up. 399 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,960 I'm starting to get fucking homicidal. 400 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:48,930 Call me the fuck back, Ian. 401 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:55,560 I'm worried about you. I love you. 402 00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:58,610 Call me back. 403 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:01,960 - I call Nika to take me. - What? 404 00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:05,920 Hospital. Contractions, and water breaks on sofa while I watch TV. 405 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,440 Nice outfit, you a Mormon now? 406 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,330 Have to wear shitty clothes for surrogate baby parents. 407 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,800 When I sell this baby, I want my Yevgeny back... 408 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:14,960 ...in my bed to sleep, where he belongs. 409 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:18,480 - In my bed or I call the cops... - You need to stop with the cops. 410 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,290 - No cops. - Yes, cops. 411 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,480 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 412 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:24,440 Yevgeny? 413 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:25,930 [IN RUSSIAN] 414 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:29,560 No, no. No more fucking Russian, either. I hate that Boris-and-Natasha shit. 415 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,240 You get the money before you hand the baby over. 416 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,970 We don't take checks or "pay you in installments" crap. 417 00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:37,960 We take cash. Or cashier's check or whatever. 418 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:41,640 Or we find some other infertile yuppie idiot to buy your broken-condom kid. 419 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:44,720 No Yevgeny, then cops. 420 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,160 Go. 421 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,080 Get out. Now. I want you out, now. 422 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,640 Right. 423 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,840 JIMMY: Morning. 424 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,120 Any coffee? 425 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:39,170 - I think I really fucked up. - Kev and I are separating. 426 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:41,920 - What? - He doesn't notice I'm alive. 427 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:45,240 He has no sex drive. The only thing he cares about is the babies. 428 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,000 - Kev moved out? - No. Couch. 429 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:51,680 Can you even say that you're married to someone if you're not having sex? 430 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:55,680 It's like aliens abducted his body while I was in labor... 431 00:24:55,840 --> 00:25:00,680 ...and replaced him with someone who looks like Kev, talks like Kev, but isn't Kev. 432 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,520 What about the babies? 433 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:04,760 I don't know. This just isn't working for me. 434 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,200 No, I mean, where are they? 435 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,440 Kevin and I got in a fight and they started crying. 436 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:13,000 He started yelling at me because they were crying, like it was my fault... 437 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:17,320 ...and the only way I can get him to look at me is knock him upside the head with a pan. 438 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,640 - You hit him in the head with a pan? - No. Hell, no. 439 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,320 - Whose side are you on? - I'm not on anyone's side. 440 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,760 No? You better be. And the side better be my side. 441 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,800 Okay, sure, of course. 442 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,520 So where are Kevin and the girls? 443 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:34,440 We started fighting and then he took them to the park, because they come first. Always. 444 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,200 Shit. I gotta go. 445 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,680 I've gotta take a shower, go to the Alibi and open up. 446 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,800 What did you want to talk about? 447 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:45,280 Nothing. We can up catch up later. 448 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:46,600 Thank you. 449 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,650 - I love you. - Love you too. 450 00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:58,850 [SIGHS] 451 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,760 - You Deadly Debbie? - Huh? 452 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:25,280 From YouTube? Kicking those two girls' asses? 453 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,200 Yeah. 454 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:29,760 That was me. 455 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,680 You think you can kick my ass? 456 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,760 Yo, Deadly Debbie. 457 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,840 Jesus, I showed you a couple of moves... 458 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,000 ...didn't know you were gonna go Chuck Norris on me. 459 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,800 Hey, Gabowski, how was your summer? 460 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,880 You finish the community service for that solicitation beef? 461 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,520 Fuck you, Derek. 462 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:49,240 Wouldn't you like to, but I hear you're behind on your shots. 463 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:51,560 Later, Debbie. 464 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,010 Making enemies already? 465 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,040 She wanted me to kick her ass. 466 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:01,640 You're famous. Lots of idiots are gonna wanna try, get it up on the web. 467 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,720 - Think I can? - Kick her ass? 468 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:07,280 - You think you can? - I don't know. 469 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,360 - I can go, maybe... - Thanks. 470 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,280 You didn't find him? 471 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:14,560 - You coming or not? - Not. 472 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,640 - We need towels. AMANDA: Can you go without me? 473 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,290 I'll reimburse you for my half. 474 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:21,880 - White work? AMANDA: White's great. 475 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,320 Thanks, Muff, appreciate it. 476 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,800 - What the hell was that? - I think she's interested in me. 477 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,570 No shit. What are you gonna do? 478 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:35,360 - I don't know. It's kind of intriguing. - Really? 479 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,090 Isn't that what college is about? 480 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:40,960 Checking out a bunch of different things, keeping yourself open to new horizons. 481 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:42,160 Hang on a sec. 482 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,000 - This is no interest? - For the first six months. 483 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:50,050 Three-thousand-dollar credit limit to start and you get 10,000 frequent flier miles. 484 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,640 LIP: You need another credit card? - I need a credit card. 485 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:56,560 Dad took away all my cards after that thing with the Prada bag, and then H&M. 486 00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:01,440 - What, they just give you a card? - They'll give you 10 if you want. 487 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,200 We're the future, they're meth dealers. 488 00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:07,360 Give you your first hits free, get you hooked. I'll run it up and beg Daddy to pay it. 489 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,760 Turn on the tears, say I love him, promise to come home for Christmas. 490 00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:12,440 He always caves. 491 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,320 Hey, I'm gonna catch up with you. 492 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:15,970 - Be right there. - Okay. 493 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,920 Hey, Ian, it's Lip. Where the fuck are you? 494 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,800 Hello, little man. Are you hungry? 495 00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:57,520 Okay, I'm gonna get some apple sauce. Want some apple sauce? 496 00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:00,400 You like that. Maybe some peas? 497 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,560 And getting some Red Bull too. 498 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,120 That's not for you, though. 499 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,880 Okay. There it is. 500 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,800 All right. 501 00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,000 Peas and thank you. 502 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:16,960 All right. And $20 on number one, please. Thanks. 503 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,280 Right. Uh... 504 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,880 Can you...? Can you just hold him? 505 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:33,680 Here, that's, uh, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19. 506 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,000 Uh... 507 00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:41,570 Sixty-five... Seven. Sixty-seven. 508 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:45,480 - That's not enough, right? - Right. 509 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,000 Um... 510 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:51,160 No. No. And so I'm just gonna get... Can I get a couple diapers... 511 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,080 - ...and not the whole pack? - No. 512 00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:57,960 Okay, uh, how much do I have left for gas if I just don't get any diapers? 513 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,000 - Nine twenty-seven. - Okay, 9.27 on one. 514 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:04,480 Hang on. Hang on a minute. Um, here. 515 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,640 - Here's $5 for the diapers. - Okay. 516 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,770 Thank you so much. Thank you. You're very nice. 517 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,840 - You're a very nice lady. - You're welcome. 518 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,400 No, really. You're amazing. You're very nice. 519 00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,800 Thank you so much. Thank you. 520 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,800 You and me both. 521 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:26,000 [YEVGENY CRYING] 522 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,280 You can't do that here. 523 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,520 You can't change him here. 524 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:35,800 Right. Okay. 525 00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,160 Thank you. 526 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,730 Bye-bye, nice lady. Say bye-bye. 527 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:46,960 Bye-bye. Bye-bye, nice lady. Thank you. 528 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,440 SEAN: Order up. - Two more fries and a BLT. 529 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,760 Husband Gus came looking for you this morning. 530 00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,120 - Thanks, I saw him. - So he found you? 531 00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,240 Yup. And a Reuben, light kraut. 532 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:05,520 So who was the guy you were beating the shit out of yesterday? 533 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,250 Old boyfriend. 534 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:08,560 Did you sleep with him? 535 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:14,400 Figured you must have after you punched him in the face six times. 536 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:20,120 Hey, uh, Jackie's getting out of the hospital this afternoon. 537 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,520 Already? You picking her up? 538 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,120 No, her parole officer. 539 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,000 What, why? You called her? 540 00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:30,880 It's part of the deal hiring her. Gotta call the PO if she relapses. 541 00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,840 Fuck that. She's trying. Give her another chance. 542 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,280 She's had plenty. I'm not gonna be enabling her. 543 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,240 She violates parole, she goes back. 544 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,920 Hey, girlfriend's here. 545 00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:43,200 FIONA: Oh, shit. 546 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:46,360 SEAN: I thought that was your big tipper. - Yeah, it's complicated. 547 00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:47,850 It always is with you. 548 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,400 Order up. 549 00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,450 Coffee and a piece of peach pie you won't eat? 550 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:03,080 I think I'll leave the apple à la mode untouched today. 551 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:09,320 - Are you and Jimmy lovers? - No. He's not my type. 552 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:10,840 You're my type. 553 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,760 - Heh. I picked up on that. - Really? I'm usually pretty good at hiding it. 554 00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:18,000 - Why are you here? - I need him to make a decision. 555 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,680 If he stays, I have to make other arrangements. 556 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:23,840 - Other arrangements for what? - Business. 557 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,200 So is he gonna stay? 558 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,320 I don't know. 559 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,930 I don't know if he's gonna stay. 560 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,320 What mother doesn't care if they're crying... 561 00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,960 ...or if they're getting a rash, or not sleeping... 562 00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:43,480 ...or if we're giving enough eye contact? Worrying if the house is safe? 563 00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:47,360 They can hang themselves on curtain strings. Electrical outlets are a nightmare. 564 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:51,520 Toilets? Toilets? Toilets. Kids drown in toilets all the time. 565 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:55,000 Close the lid. You gotta be on it all the time. 566 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:58,560 I mean, what kind of person doesn't worry about this shit? 567 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:03,080 My wife, that's who. That's who doesn't worry. Sleeps right through the night. 568 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,960 What kind of mother can sleep through her children crying, huh? 569 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,560 What kind of person, Julie? 570 00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:11,160 What kind, huh? 571 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:14,320 You know that me jerking you off was a one-time thing, right? 572 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:34,970 Carol, Svetlana's asking for you. She only wants Mrs. Hewitt. 573 00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:38,480 - We'll come get you when it's time. - Oh, okay. 574 00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:31,210 You need something? 575 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,400 Hmm? 576 00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:37,040 Waiting can be very stressful. 577 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,240 Yeah. 578 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:47,840 One hundred for the mouth. 579 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,480 Two hundred for the... 580 00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:56,160 Do you think we enough time? 581 00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,280 - I don't want to miss the birth... - Yeah. 582 00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:02,720 Baby takes hours to come. 583 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:24,080 Baby needs a new pair of shoes, right? 584 00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,520 Back in a flash with the cash. 585 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,720 How's it going, guys? 586 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,370 Let's take a walk. 587 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:53,880 [CRYING] 588 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,090 It's okay. 589 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:08,320 [GROANING] 590 00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:15,320 Help. 591 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:20,000 - Anybody? SAMMI: We need to find something filthy... 592 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:22,200 ...and ripped to put on Liam. 593 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:26,410 The food bank always give us extra stuff if they think we're homeless. 594 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,720 FRANK: Help me. I can't get up. Help. 595 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:31,920 - I need help. SAMMI: You been taking your meds? 596 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:34,480 - Have you been giving them to me? SAMMI: Not my job. 597 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:38,720 Your job. You don't care for your family, can't even make sure Chuckie and me... 598 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:42,400 ...have a roof over our heads, but we're supposed to take care of you? 599 00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,130 Okay, hands up. Skin turn yellow? 600 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,720 - A bit, yeah. SAMMI: Probably rejecting your liver. 601 00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,200 Okay, Chuckie, you finish getting dressed. 602 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,320 Okay? Nothing nice. 603 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:59,000 Maybe that shirt with the bloodstains on it from when you tried skateboarding. 604 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,290 Chuck-o, help your old pap, will you? 605 00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:07,080 And don't help your grandfather, Chuckie. He doesn't care about us. 606 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,880 Liam, get me the phone, huh, buddy? 607 00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:15,800 Fruit of my loin. 608 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,650 - Apple of your pappy's eye. SAMMI: You too Liam. 609 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,720 - Don't help him. FRANK: Liam. 610 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:25,280 Jesus. 611 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:27,520 [GROANING] 612 00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,640 Little cocoa ingrate. 613 00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,120 Help. 614 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,560 - That's him. - Hey, what are you doing? 615 00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:17,720 MAN: This your car, sir? Sir, you can't leave a baby alone in a locked car on a hot day. 616 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:20,000 WOMAN: I saw him get into a car and just drive off. 617 00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,120 You scared him. What are you doing? 618 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:25,080 Sir, we were concerned for the safety of the child. 619 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:26,320 You called the cops? 620 00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:29,720 I get into a car for one second, and you call the cops? 621 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,280 - Are you kidding me? - She did the right thing, sir. 622 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,120 Now, why don't you calm down? 623 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:35,880 Calm down? You're telling me to calm down? 624 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,760 Trying to steal my baby. Telling me to calm down. 625 00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,040 Are you on something, sir? Drugs? 626 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,400 Drugs? Am I on fucking drugs? 627 00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:46,920 You're the one who's trying to steal my baby. You're the baby thieves. 628 00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:50,160 You're the ones trying to take my baby. What is wrong with you? 629 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,160 Who sent you? Did Jesus send you? 630 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,760 - Did Jesus send you? - Nobody sent us. 631 00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:58,570 - We're just here to help, okay? - Don't lie to me. 632 00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:01,200 Why did he send you? Get the fuck away from me. 633 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,120 Stay away. 634 00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:07,160 Stop. Stop. 635 00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,000 Come on. 636 00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:22,400 Help me. They want to steal my baby. They're trying to steal him. 637 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:24,360 They're Gabriel's demons. 638 00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,090 That's right. Please. Help. 639 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:29,040 Help me, please. Please help me. 640 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,200 Help me, help me, help me. 641 00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:35,080 No tests. No tests. No, no, no. 642 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:38,360 - Hold on. Hold on. - No. No tests. No tests. Get away! 643 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,760 - Get away! - Calm down. 644 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,000 Please. 645 00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:45,520 MAN: Calm down. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 646 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,810 Please. I'm so sorry. 647 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:50,960 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 648 00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:09,890 What the hell are you doing here? 649 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,240 I was running an errand down the block for work. 650 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,680 - Thought you might have heard from Ian. MICKEY: No. 651 00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,600 - Beretta Px4 Storm. - Don't touch it. 652 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:21,680 - So nothing from Ian? - What the fuck do you think? 653 00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:24,320 Saw it a couple of times with my mom, Monica. 654 00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,090 Kind of scary, weird stuff. 655 00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:28,970 Climbed to the top of our roof and thought she was a bird. 656 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:33,680 - She jump? - No. The firemen came, got her down. 657 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:46,170 - Want a beer? - Sure. 658 00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:50,520 Got any weed? Heard you're working a corner. 659 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:53,250 Smoking the product is bad business, eats into profits. 660 00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:56,800 Good thinking, kid. You might just make it out there. 661 00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,610 Not a white man's game anymore. 662 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:06,080 [BELCHES] 663 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,640 Two points. 664 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:10,840 [PHONE RINGING] 665 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:14,520 Yeah. 666 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,000 Yeah. 667 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:18,640 Okay. 668 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,960 Cops got Ian and the baby. 669 00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,570 Where the fuck is Terre Haute? 670 00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:28,880 So how long are we gonna wait? 671 00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:31,930 - Little bit longer. - Are you sure she still cares about you? 672 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,530 Yes. 673 00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:36,840 - We gotta leave for Dubai soon. - I know. 674 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,520 - Very soon. - I know. There she is. 675 00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:44,400 I've been calling you for hours. 676 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,090 Tough day. 677 00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:47,920 Ian? 678 00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:54,680 - Look, we gotta talk. - I'm not sure I'm up for it tonight. 679 00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:06,200 Fuck, my phone's dead. 680 00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:11,120 JIMMY: I don't know what to say. 681 00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:14,920 Then don't say anything. 682 00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:19,760 What are you looking for? 683 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:24,000 My phone charger. Somebody's always taking it. Fuck. 684 00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:28,640 - I'm sorry. - Fucking Sammi, probably. Shit. 685 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,880 No. I'm sorry for everything that's happened. 686 00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:34,120 [SCOFFS] 687 00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,160 That supposed to be enough? 688 00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:44,600 - I should have been here. - Yeah. Yeah. You should have. 689 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,850 - I thought about you every single day. - Don't. 690 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,280 - You left. You didn't come back. - I know. 691 00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:53,920 I love you. 692 00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,480 Don't do that again. 693 00:42:56,640 --> 00:43:00,000 I love you. I love everything about you. 694 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:04,600 - Please. What do you want from me? - I am so, so sorry. 695 00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:12,560 I love you. 696 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,880 I love you. 697 00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,090 Fuck. 698 00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:14,250 Stop. Stop. Jimmy, stop. 699 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:18,520 [FIONA SOBBING] 700 00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:34,600 Please go home. 701 00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:39,480 Go home. 702 00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:03,560 Fuck. 703 00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:06,280 - Fiona? - I'm just getting her voice mail. 704 00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:09,760 - Want me to try texting her again? - Can't hurt. 705 00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:15,520 - I'm sorry, I should have listened to you. - Yeah, you should have. 706 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,840 I didn't know things could get this bad. 707 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,920 It can get worse... 708 00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:23,360 ...get much worse. 709 00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:35,240 WOMAN: Mr. Gallagher? 710 00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:37,690 How are you feeling, Frank? 711 00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:40,000 - I've felt better. - I would hope so. 712 00:45:40,720 --> 00:45:44,200 We've started you on Prednisone to decrease the inflammation in your liver. 713 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:46,360 Also Lasix to bring down your fluid levels. 714 00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:48,560 You were quite jaundiced when you arrived. 715 00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,960 Have you been taking your antirejection meds? 716 00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:55,090 My bitch of a new-found daughter hasn't been giving them to me. 717 00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:58,130 Your daughter has been keeping your medications away from you? 718 00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:00,760 No, but she was supposed to make sure I take them. 719 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:04,760 Mr. Gallagher, you are a 51 -year-old man with a new liver transplant. 720 00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:08,160 You should be able to take responsibility for your own medications... 721 00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:11,290 ...unless you're mentally incapacitated. 722 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:12,960 Are you mentally incapacitated? 723 00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:18,040 - Mentally incapacitated? - Retarded. Are you retarded, Frank? 724 00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,760 - No. - Then get your shit together. 725 00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:29,330 - Am I gonna lose the liver? - No. 726 00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:33,640 But we ran a tox screen and blood-alcohol level as part of your work-up on admittance. 727 00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:36,920 I was happily surprised to find there was no alcohol in your system. 728 00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:38,360 - You're welcome. - However... 729 00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:41,240 ...we did find traces of cocaine, marijuana and opiates. 730 00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:44,330 If I were to hazard a guess, my money would be on OxyContin. 731 00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:48,840 Great stuff. Guy who invented it should be on the Nobel short list. 732 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:52,560 This is no joke, Frank. Somebody gave their life so you could live. 733 00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:56,690 Well, technically, I think he was pretty much dead... 734 00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,520 ...before they started divvying up the body parts. 735 00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:02,560 I'm loading you up on antibiotics... 736 00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:05,080 ...and a new round of antirejection meds... 737 00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:07,840 ...and I'll be sending you home in a couple of hours. 738 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,920 If you don't take care of this liver, you're shit out of luck. 739 00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:12,650 Nobody's giving you another one. 740 00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:26,280 [BARKING] 741 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,810 - You coming? - I should probably stay in the car. 742 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,840 - Why? - I might have a pound of weed on me. 743 00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:39,320 - Christ, there's a pound? - Give or take. 744 00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:44,600 All right, you can stay in the car. But we're gonna talk about this later, all right? 745 00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:52,920 Hey, excuse me. 746 00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:55,810 I got a call about my brother being in here? Ian Gallagher? 747 00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:58,080 Yeah, that's me. I was the arresting officer. 748 00:47:58,240 --> 00:48:00,600 Does your brother have a history of mental illness? 749 00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:02,000 Yes. 750 00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:05,520 He was acting irrationally, left a baby locked inside of a hot car... 751 00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:07,800 ...and ran away when we tried to question him. 752 00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:10,690 - Is the baby okay? - Yes, he's sleeping in back. 753 00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:13,730 - Is the baby your brother's baby? - No, he's mine. 754 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,600 You're the father? 755 00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,960 Who are you in relationship to Mr. Gallagher? 756 00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:19,810 His partner. 757 00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,720 Lover. Family. You know? 758 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,650 We took Mr. Gallagher to the ER. They gave him a sedative. 759 00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:29,570 It seemed to calm him down, but he's clearly a troubled kid. 760 00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:30,880 Is he under arrest? 761 00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:33,610 He'll face some charges, but we're not gonna hold him. 762 00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:37,240 His car went to impound. You won't get that processed for a couple days. 763 00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:39,280 You'll have to pay the tow charges. 764 00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:40,960 You need to get him some help. 765 00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:44,480 Yes, sir. We know. 766 00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:58,240 Hey. Hey, come here. 767 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,360 Hi. 768 00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:22,960 Yours? 769 00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,680 He's a cute kid. Good sleeper too. 770 00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:29,120 I've got one about his age at home. 771 00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,120 You're a lucky man. 772 00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:33,720 Thank you. 773 00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:35,840 Yes, sir. 774 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,280 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 775 00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:19,760 We can get him committed even if he doesn't wanna go. 776 00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:21,840 We can just... 777 00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:25,840 ...tell them that he kidnapped the kid, right? They have to take him. 778 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:30,520 There's gotta be some kind of, like, "danger to others" law, right? 779 00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:32,520 No, it could be complicated. 780 00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:35,440 Well, if he won't go, I'm just gonna call the fucking cops. 781 00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:38,280 Tell them that he stole the baby. They'll... 782 00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:41,250 They'll put him away for a while. 783 00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:48,080 At least he'll be getting some kind of fucking help. 784 00:52:48,240 --> 00:52:49,810 You did okay, Mickey. 785 00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:53,040 You know, you tried. 786 00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:57,440 That's a lot more than most people would do. 787 00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:03,010 MAN [SINGING]: Now my heart, s heavy 788 00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:06,480 Like a stone-cold mess tonight 789 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:10,400 I'm doing my best to convince myself 790 00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:15,400 That she won't cry for daddy tonight 791 00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:24,040 'Cause I'm leaving you behind 792 00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:30,640 - Morning. - Morning. 793 00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:34,080 Coffee's on the counter. 794 00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:36,610 Thanks. 795 00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:43,640 Oh, um, your phone kept going off, but I didn't think I should wake you. 796 00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:45,520 Thanks. 797 00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:47,880 Anyway, the next part, it's, uh... 798 00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:55,640 [SINGING] Nothing will change her mind 799 00:53:55,800 --> 00:54:02,440 Stranger days are now a part our lives 800 00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:04,170 Lip? 801 00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:17,240 Jesus. 802 00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:19,640 Ian, fuck. 803 00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:23,200 Are you okay? 804 00:54:23,720 --> 00:54:25,160 Yeah? 805 00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:26,400 Okay. 806 00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:31,160 Ian? Just need your signature. 807 00:54:46,720 --> 00:54:48,720 Mr. Gallagher? 808 00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:25,200 Can I go in with him? 809 00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:27,480 No, I'm sorry. 810 00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:59,040 [English - US - SDH]