1 00:00:02,520 --> 00:00:04,800 I'm raising five kids and I didn't miss last week. 2 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:07,000 What's your excuse? 3 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:08,600 Carl! 4 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:11,650 My son is in jail and it is your fault! 5 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:15,520 I told them it was Carl and I told Chucky to tell them it was Carl. 6 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:19,320 - Pack your shit and get out. - I hope they threw the book at Carl. 7 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:23,450 MPs, they're coming. They're coming to get me. 8 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:25,480 We gotta get you to a clinic, get meds. 9 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:27,480 How long do I need to take these for? 10 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:29,210 Thirty, 40 years. 11 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:31,600 - You're interested in critical theory? - Absolutely. 12 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:34,610 Come to my office later, I'll decide whether or not you can take my class. 13 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:36,600 THEO: Sweetheart. - That's my husband. 14 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,410 - Who's this? HELENE: This is Lip. 15 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:40,640 Hungry? How would you like your omelet? 16 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:43,880 I don't want you as my friend. I want you as my boyfriend. 17 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:46,000 Look at me. I'm nice, funny, smart... 18 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:48,680 ...and I'd fuck up anyone that hurts you. 19 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:52,410 Start up the ice-cream truck again except, this time, without the truck. 20 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:54,760 - You okay? KEVIN: Yeah. Just sad. 21 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:57,570 Can you, uh, be sad and roll joints at the same time? 22 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:01,240 I hate that I hurt you, and I wanna make it right. 23 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:03,720 I need to get out, think a little. 24 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:04,920 I need a drink. 25 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:06,920 - What's the occasion? - Cancer. 26 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:09,810 Every day is an opportunity you don't get back. 27 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,730 Best two days of my life. Thanks to you. 28 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:14,330 Nicole is moving to Pittsburg. 29 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:16,480 - What about Will? - He's going with her. 30 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,370 - You don't get a say? - Not according to the state of Illinois. 31 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:20,850 Your PO say something? 32 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,360 Travel restrictions. 33 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,640 - For Pittsburg? - I can't leave. 34 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:38,560 [RAPPING] 12 gauge on my waist 'Bout to waste your cousin 35 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,760 Fade away in the fog You a memory, dawg 36 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:43,440 Remember you started this shit 37 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:46,120 But I'm gonna finish it, dawg... 38 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:49,040 It's not working. Sorry, man. 39 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,760 Fucking meds. 40 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:52,040 Yeah. 41 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:54,800 Could also be the toddler staring at us from the corner... 42 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:57,440 ...or the jacked-up teenage girl down the hall. 43 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:58,760 Whatever. 44 00:02:58,920 --> 00:03:00,800 Try again later, man. 45 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:02,610 All right, breakfast of champs. 46 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:06,160 We got your mood stabilizer, antipsychotic, antidepressant. 47 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,560 - Gatorade. - You're a fucking nurse now? 48 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:11,400 Shut the fuck up. Take your pills, bitch. 49 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:25,040 Hey, no caffeine. Not on your meds. 50 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:31,250 Hey. How you feeling? 51 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:33,200 - Not feeling. DEBBIE: It's an improvement. 52 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:35,930 At least you're not swinging baseball bats at my head. Heh. 53 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:38,040 Stinks in here. 54 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:40,280 - The milk went bad. DEBBIE: Nobody put it away? 55 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:44,160 That milk is part of the Gallagher household, of which I am no longer a member... 56 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:45,810 ...and, therefore, not responsible. 57 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:47,400 Then why are you still here? 58 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,720 Apartment listings, calling around today. 59 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:53,490 DEBBIE: What's up with the faucet? - Guess nobody paid the water bill. 60 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:56,610 - I took a shower this morning. - They must have just shut it off. 61 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:58,640 Nobody made breakfast? 62 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:01,200 - What's it look like? DEBBIE: What about groceries? 63 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:03,040 When is the last time anyone went shopping? 64 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:05,160 Who melted my spatula? 65 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:09,040 That's fine, don't claim responsibility for anything. 66 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,080 - That's the Gallagher way. MICKEY: Fuck. 67 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:18,970 - I'm not eating that. MICKEY: Eat it. 68 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:23,320 Take all those pills on an empty stomach, you're gonna have diarrhea real bad. 69 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:32,120 I gotta poop. 70 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,080 Oh, so how do you like your crepes? 71 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:44,280 Savory or sweet? 72 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:49,040 Uh, no, you know, I'm still pretty stuffed from last night's dinner, so I'm okay. 73 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:51,320 THEO: It's no trouble. I love to cook. 74 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:54,120 Because I'm good at it. 75 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:57,290 We generally enjoy doing the things we're skilled at, right? 76 00:04:57,880 --> 00:04:59,560 Uh, right. 77 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:04,120 So a new boy, huh? Hm. 78 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,760 You do look like a Schiele portrait. 79 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:10,160 - Good morning, Dr. Wallace. - Good morning, love. 80 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:11,730 - Hi. - Tea? 81 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:13,450 - Please. THEO: Mm. 82 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:17,080 - You're not eating? - No, no, I'm not really hungry. Ahem. 83 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:18,650 Theo makes a mean crepe. 84 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,690 Yeah, I gotta go to the library anyways, so... 85 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:26,600 - This must be strange for you. - A little bit, yeah. It's a little strange. 86 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,800 What can we do to make you more comfortable? 87 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:31,520 I'm not sure. 88 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:36,680 - You have questions? - No. Uh, no, not really. 89 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:39,160 Boundaries that you feel warrant discussion? 90 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:43,040 No. Uh, nothing I can think of. 91 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:44,440 Okay. 92 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:47,080 - Just let us know. - Sure. 93 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:52,800 And I'll be in my office this afternoon if you'd like to stop by. 94 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:57,560 - On a Saturday? - You have some catching up to do. 95 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:02,640 Let's start with Foucault's discursive regime, and we'll go from there. 96 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,200 Okay. 97 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:09,010 Uh, it was nice seeing you again, Dr. Wallace. 98 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:17,080 [HUMMING] 99 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:20,440 [KETTLE WHISTLES] 100 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:26,130 [CHUCKLING] 101 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:29,000 Oh, I taste throw-up. 102 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:32,960 Yeah, you puked about 3 a.m. 103 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,440 For a gal who's never been drunk or high before... 104 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:38,000 ...you went at it hard. Here. 105 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:42,320 Tea is for the noggin, aspirin for the muscles, honey lemon for the tummy. 106 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:45,880 A little touch of bourbon, hair of the dog. 107 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:47,440 Did we have sex? 108 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:49,120 Oh. 109 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:52,010 No, I slept on the floor. I wanted to make you breakfast. 110 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:55,000 All I could find was old Chinese food and peanut butter. 111 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:59,000 - Yeah, I eat it off a spoon for dinner. - No wonder you got cancer. Come on. 112 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:00,570 Let's go grab a bite. 113 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:04,960 I know this dive-y joint that serves military-style shit on a shingle. 114 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:09,040 The greatest hangover remedy known to man. 115 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:10,840 Creamed chipped beef. 116 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,480 - Stop, out. - Yes. Let's go. 117 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:14,800 You, now. 118 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:17,640 What? Why? 119 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:22,720 Don't be ashamed. 120 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:25,160 You are downright luminous. 121 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,160 You need to go. 122 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:28,560 Oh, come on. 123 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:31,000 We had a blast. Didn't we? 124 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:33,320 You're my favorite dying person I've ever met. 125 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:34,520 Please. 126 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:40,880 Our chemistry is off the charts. Don't try to deny it. 127 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:43,520 - Okay, thank you for yesterday. - Hold on. 128 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:46,760 BIANCA: Good bye. - No. No, come on. We're just getting... 129 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:51,250 Hey, come on. You know what I'm talking about. Wait, just... 130 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:52,520 [DOOR CLOSES] 131 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,480 Goddamn it. 132 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:39,760 [PHONE RINGS] 133 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:42,880 Hey, I was just thinking about you. 134 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:46,970 Fun sexy stuff, or mean hurt-y stuff? 135 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:49,960 Uh... Uh, neither. 136 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,810 - Where are you? - I'm at your place... 137 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:55,000 ...watering your plants... 138 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,600 ...not smelling your shirt. 139 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:58,530 Heh. Which one? 140 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,320 Pere Ubu? 141 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:03,440 What? Say it again. 142 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:05,050 Fuck off. 143 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:09,200 It's... It's nice to hear your voice. 144 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,240 Yeah, you too. 145 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:14,880 How are you doing? 146 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:18,920 In general, or, like, about us? 147 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:20,530 Us. 148 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:21,920 Confused. 149 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:24,080 A little. You? 150 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:25,730 Same. 151 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:27,400 Where are you? 152 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:31,040 Uh, rest stop, somewhere in Assbutt, USA. 153 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:34,880 - Heh, nice. - I got a gig at a little college tonight. 154 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:37,160 - It should be fun. - Cool. 155 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:38,400 [HORN HONKING] 156 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:41,130 Oh, shit. Hey, the van is taking off. You wanna talk later? 157 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,770 We could Skype if you want. 158 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:45,320 I get in the dorms like 4:30 or 5. Try you then? 159 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:46,850 Okay. 160 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,360 I'll wear something nice. 161 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:50,760 Nice like hot nice? 162 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:53,250 Sure. 163 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:55,640 Do you wanna have Skype sex? 164 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,320 [CHUCKLES] 165 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,440 Yeah, I guess. It'd be fun. 166 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:00,640 It could be hot. 167 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:04,040 All right, look, I gotta run. We'll talk later. 168 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,800 Bye. 169 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:12,050 You're so damn adorable. 170 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:14,320 So are you, the adorablest. 171 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,050 You're an adora-babe. 172 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,400 [DEBBIE CHUCKLES] 173 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,520 Oh. I made you this. 174 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:24,040 It's from the parking lot where you saved me from getting my butt kicked. 175 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:26,320 I used nail polish instead of paint. 176 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:39,840 - I want you. - You have me. 177 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,400 - No, I wanna have sex with you. - Oh. Huh. 178 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,130 - Really? - Yeah. 179 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:47,320 Wow, that's awesome. 180 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,920 - Are you sure? - Totally. 181 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:52,600 Because the last time I did it, things got confusing. 182 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:53,880 I'm not confused. 183 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:55,480 - Are you? - No. 184 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:56,970 I'm happy. 185 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:58,800 - When? - Tonight. 186 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:00,080 Okay. Where? 187 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,570 Wherever you want. 188 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:04,490 Except my house. My parents don't let me have girls in my room. 189 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:07,120 We can do it at my house. Nobody cares what I do. Time? 190 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:09,520 After dinner. Come eat with us. 191 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:11,170 - We're doing barbecue. - Okay. 192 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:13,200 - Cool. - Cool. 193 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:19,440 [NURSERY RHYME PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS AND BABY CRYING] 194 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:20,640 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 195 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:24,000 MAN: Can you turn that crappy music down and tell those fucking babies to shut up! 196 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:26,440 Hey, watch your mouth, college boy. I got babies here. 197 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:27,600 [PHONE RINGING] 198 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:29,760 Just one little bite, come on. Just one little bite. 199 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:32,680 Hello. 200 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:34,600 One of my breast-pumpers' boobies dried up... 201 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,000 ...so we'll be tight on funds until I find a replacement. 202 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:40,320 You know what? I hooked up with some cheap-ass herb the other day... 203 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:42,000 ...so I'll try to move it quick. 204 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:45,960 Oh, and Gemma, I don't know, but she had a little sniffle earlier. 205 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:47,360 I think she's sick. 206 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:50,840 Can you use that nasal aspirator on her before she goes to bed tonight? 207 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,040 Will do. 208 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,530 MAN: Dude, I gotta study. 209 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:57,080 - Oh, it sounds like you have your hands full. - Yeah, kind of. I gotta go. 210 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:58,890 - Okay. - All right, talk soon. 211 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:02,040 [BABY CRYING AND MAN KNOCKING ON DOOR] 212 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:05,080 Come on, bro, I was up all night, man. 213 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:06,610 They slept horribly too, you know. 214 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,160 The guy next door screams like a Polish grandma when he comes. 215 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:10,520 Why'd you bring them here? 216 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:13,880 Where else am I supposed to bring them? I live here. It's only one night a week. 217 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,920 - Are you even a student? - Not exactly. 218 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:18,280 I'm more like a refugee who sells weed. 219 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,480 Drug dealers don't get to live on campus. 220 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,560 Oh, yeah? Where does it say that? 221 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:25,120 Hey, Charlie Brown, go fuck yourself. 222 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:29,320 - Linus is the one with the blanket. - Well, they both can suck dicks. 223 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,890 - They're talking about turning your ass in. - Oh, are they, now? 224 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,760 Okay. 225 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:41,800 Okay, I'll just pack my shit and go. 226 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,160 Yeah. Oh, wait a minute. 227 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:46,170 What am I supposed to do with all these dime bags... 228 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:49,480 ...I was gonna sell for half price for the next 10 minutes? 229 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,290 STUDENT 1: Cheap weed! 230 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:53,010 STUDENT 2: Cheap weed down here! 231 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,160 - Five bucks for a dime bag? STUDENT 3: I want some. 232 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:56,360 Thin walls. 233 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:59,400 - Here you go, 5 bucks. STUDENT 2: Here you go. 234 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,640 No, no, no. No weapons in juvie. 235 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,120 DEBBIE: Pop Rocks and Fire Ants. 236 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:09,120 I figured Carl could use them for self-defense. 237 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:10,320 FIONA: Is that a thing? 238 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:11,760 DEBBIE: Who knows. 239 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:16,880 I wanna go to Planned Parenthood today. I need you to come with. 240 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:18,610 For the pill? 241 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:21,970 - I thought that messed with your training. - It's whatever. 242 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:24,770 Are you and Derek having sex? 243 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,560 Not yet. 244 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:29,370 Why rush? I mean, it's been what, a few weeks? 245 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:31,600 I want to. It's my body, it's my decision. 246 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,040 Debs. 247 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:37,600 I've been dating him longer than you even knew Gus before you got married. 248 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,520 - I'll make an appointment. - Thanks. 249 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:49,890 Oh, FYI, water got shut off. You should probably pay the bill. 250 00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:58,440 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 251 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,610 [CLATTERING] 252 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:02,600 [MUFFLED SOUNDS] 253 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,440 [PHONE RINGING] 254 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,680 [SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY] 255 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,480 [FOOD SIZZLING] 256 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,130 Fuck! 257 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:58,400 Are you okay, man? 258 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,720 IAN: Yeah, yeah. KEIKO: Damn. 259 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,000 Take this. 260 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,280 How'd that happen? 261 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,970 Yo, you need me to get you the first aid kit? 262 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:16,560 Why are women such capricious devils? 263 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:19,120 Is it simple biology? 264 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:23,120 You get emotional whiplash from all the hairpin hormonal turns? 265 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,850 - Harder, baby. Yeah. - Okay, okay, yeah. 266 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:30,480 Or are they just trying so hard to lean in and have it all? 267 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,840 They lose sight of their own humanity. 268 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,960 - Right there. - Okay. 269 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,200 Yeah, yeah. 270 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:41,000 Or, fuck, what if evolutionarily... 271 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,520 ...they're programmed to hold on to the past... 272 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:47,400 ...in order to educate the offspring about the perils of going out with...? 273 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:48,890 Jesus. 274 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:52,360 - Don't. Wait, wait. You're stopping? - Yes, Captain Perceptive. 275 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:53,720 I bought you a boilermaker. 276 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,000 You'd have to buy me 10 to suffer through that. 277 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,320 You gotta help me to get this woman out of my system. 278 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:01,960 Well, go stick your dick in an ice-cream cake and nurture your inner child. 279 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,280 I'm not your fucking therapist. 280 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:06,400 [DOOR CLOSES] 281 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:16,320 Trust a woman to do a man's job... 282 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,280 [POP MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 283 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:19,720 The water got shut off. 284 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:21,160 We gotta use your bathroom. 285 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:24,840 I paid the fucking bill, but it takes two days for them to turn it back on. 286 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,370 You look pretty. 287 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,480 Having Skype sex with Gus later. 288 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,480 This distance thing is bullshit. 289 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:33,720 VERONICA: This is the longest I've gone without seeing Kev since I met him. 290 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:36,960 - About to burst into flames. - You guys talk about anything yet? 291 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:40,400 Sure. "How was Gemma's tummy time? When did Amy's hiccups stop?" 292 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:44,650 You stuff, I mean. Like what you both want from each other. 293 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,920 I want the old Kev back. 294 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:49,280 The one who looked at me like the world stopped spinning. 295 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,520 He's there. He's just preoccupied. 296 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,440 Okay, ladies, listen up. 297 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,960 - I need help. - That's my cue. 298 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:59,520 Let's go. Poop time. 299 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:04,120 This woman is just tearing me up. I just can't shake her. 300 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:05,770 Why are you a country song? 301 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:09,680 I treated her with respect and she shat me out like yesterday's cheesesteak. 302 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:14,010 The only thing you ever treated with respect had a label and the word "proof" on it. 303 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,280 Wait. 304 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:19,000 - Is this that doctor from the other day? - Maybe. 305 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:20,880 What's the scam? 306 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,920 What kind of a man you think I am? 307 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:24,650 There's always a scam, Frank. 308 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:27,480 All right, yes, I'm very good at sticking it to the man. 309 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:33,440 But this woman, I don't wanna stick anything to her, except myself. 310 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:34,680 She won't let me. 311 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,600 Why would anybody wanna be with you? 312 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,330 Well, why wouldn't they? 313 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,050 Chlamydia and herpes, for starts. 314 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:44,800 Poor hygiene, alcoholism, lack of a moral compass... 315 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,320 Fine. But my good qualities vastly outweigh my bad ones. 316 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,000 Name one. 317 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:55,450 - A lust for adventure, a bottomless libido... - Jesus. 318 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:58,200 I show up with drugs, companionship, pro bono sex. 319 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,280 What more could a dying woman want? 320 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,520 This is for real? 321 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:05,960 How the hell should I know? 322 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:08,480 Make it like the world stops spinning when you look at her. 323 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,050 I tried that, it didn't work. 324 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,640 What else you got? 325 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:17,720 Well, thanks, people. 326 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:22,640 Hm. 327 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,320 You were a big fucking help. 328 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:36,360 [STUDENTS LAUGHING] 329 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:40,520 Hey. Hey. 330 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:43,040 What the hell is going on out there? 331 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,480 I don't know. Saturday, I guess. Ahem. 332 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:48,840 Look at you, all studious in here. Get your tuition sorted? 333 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:53,080 Yeah, I'm on all rosters and fully matriculated. 334 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:57,400 - How'd you pull that off? - Deus ex machina, as they say. 335 00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:58,720 AMANDA: Hm. 336 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,160 And how's the lovely Miss Muff Bulldagger? 337 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,200 Fiery and full of lust... 338 00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:05,280 ...like a coked-up Amish teenager. 339 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:08,250 - That sounds exhausting. - Oh, you have no idea. 340 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:11,480 I'm thinking of going strictly dickly for a while. 341 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:12,720 You free later? 342 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:16,280 Uh, no, actually, I, uh, got this thing. 343 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:21,160 - Um, a school thing or a sex thing? - Um... 344 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:25,640 - Uh, both. - Meaning? 345 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:29,560 I kind of got this situation with one of my professors. 346 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,120 - Oh-oh. Which class? - It's crit theory. 347 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,210 Professor Wallace. 348 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,210 Yeah, yeah. Her and her hubby, they have this agreement... 349 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,600 ...you know, they're evolved. 350 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:42,920 - Okay, wait. Her husband? - Yeah. Yeah, it's actually... It's kind of great. 351 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:45,600 So you're having a relationship with a married woman? 352 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:49,480 No, no. No, no, it's not a relationship. Uh... 353 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,640 We just... We hang out. 354 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:55,280 Uh, she shows me art and stuff. 355 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:58,280 - Mm. Are you falling for her? - No. 356 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:00,530 I'm just having fun. 357 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:05,490 Well, then ditch her and come play naked Go Fish with me. 358 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,240 I would. Um... 359 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:14,520 I got all this shit to do. 360 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:16,920 No prob. 361 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:20,160 I'll see you around. 362 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:21,850 Okay. 363 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:26,280 Oh, P.S., I need my car back at some point. 364 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:32,480 [STUDENTS CHATTERING] 365 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,200 [STUDENT SCREAMS] 366 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,760 Oh, God, I'm tripping out, man. 367 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,800 Hey, are you okay, man? 368 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:52,440 I love God and icebergs. 369 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,330 What the fuck's wrong with him? 370 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,200 That trip-weed your friend sold us. 371 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:59,640 It wasn't normal shit. It was synthetic marijuana, dildo. 372 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:03,160 Laced with all sorts of crap that makes you lose your mind. 373 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,890 Oh, God. 374 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,650 What happened to your hand? 375 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,690 - I burned myself. - Hold on. 376 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,960 - That's our lamp. - It's ugly. No one uses it. 377 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,200 Come here. 378 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,480 Come on. 379 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:25,720 [PATS CHAIR] 380 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:26,960 I'm not gonna bite. 381 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:35,760 - Did you run it under cool water? - No. 382 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:39,760 Well, then you are shit out of luck in this house, no water. 383 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:41,880 Ooh. 384 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:43,960 Gonna have a nice fat scar. 385 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:46,560 That's the one I got in the Army. 386 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,080 How'd you get that one? 387 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:52,680 I tried to hotwire a helicopter, burned myself on the starter. 388 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:55,920 - You can hotwire a helicopter? - Not very good, apparently. 389 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,800 I got caught trying to steal government property... 390 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,760 ...and that's why the MPs are after me. 391 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:05,120 Well, that and going AWOL. 392 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:09,120 And enlisting under a false identity and maybe other stuff. 393 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:10,880 Wow, pretty hardcore. 394 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:13,280 No, just mentally ill. 395 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,970 God, this place brings back memories. 396 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:19,450 You've been here before? 397 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:22,120 Monica brought me here when I needed to go on the pill. 398 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:24,760 She was completely strung out on E. 399 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,080 She offered to give my doctor a blowjob. 400 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,720 - A female doctor. DEBBIE: How is that possible? 401 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:33,000 Well, obviously, she didn't get very far. 402 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,640 The doctor was pretty butch, honest mistake. 403 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:39,600 Everything looks good. 404 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:42,200 I'm gonna set you up on some starter pills. 405 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:44,160 Great, thanks. 406 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:47,320 Now, hold up a second, because this is no joke. 407 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,600 These don't begin to work for 48 hours. 408 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:54,960 So if you plan to have intercourse before then, you must use alternate protection. 409 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:58,370 - Okay. - I'll get those pills. 410 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:05,160 - Really? - They're free. 411 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,880 [RATTLES DOOR KNOB THEN KNOCKS ON DOOR] 412 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,120 KEVIN: Jesus. STUDENT: Amazing. 413 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:19,040 - What the fuck is wrong with these kids? - The weed you sold them called Spice. 414 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,050 KEVIN: That was Spice? 415 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,770 Oh, no wonder I got a discount. 416 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:26,280 This can last for hours. We need to keep everybody in the room. 417 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,880 Can you go sweep the hall, check for any stragglers? 418 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:30,960 - Got it. - You find any unopened bags, toss them. 419 00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:34,880 - If you have any left, get rid of it, all right? - Yeah, all right, captain. 420 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,680 [STUDENT GRUNTING] 421 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:46,040 It's gotta be a metaphor for something. 422 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,400 This was the only straggler. He's trying to find a portal. 423 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,720 All right, close the door and lock it, yeah? 424 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,640 I am made of fire. 425 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,880 Look, if we call 911, we go to jail. I mean, we could both go to jail. 426 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,650 - Why? We didn't force them to do anything. - A tiny floating sun. 427 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,200 - They made grownup decisions. - Most of these kids are minors. 428 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:08,040 JOAQUIN: Swirling ball of hot gases. 429 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,400 - I can fly. LIP: Hey. 430 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:15,490 - What the fuck? JOAQUIN: Oh, shit. 431 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,400 - I think I broke my rhinoceros. KEVIN: Ha-ha. 432 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,520 FRANK: Goddamn it! 433 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:24,880 The one day all year I gotta shower, the water's off. 434 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,400 Give me your deodorant. 435 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:29,160 - Ran out. - Well, of course you did. 436 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:32,360 Why would anyone in this house make things easy on me? 437 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,480 [SNIFFS THEN SPRAYS] 438 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:38,120 It's no substitute for cleanliness, but this will have to do. 439 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:40,360 I have to scrub my junk at the Citgo. 440 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:43,560 Wish me luck. 441 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,000 Good luck scrubbing your junk. 442 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,320 Not with my junk, I'amour. 443 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,960 You're a dumb-ass, you know that? 444 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:12,600 Hey. I didn't know which B's to get, so I just got all the fucking B's. 445 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:16,280 I got B-complex, super B-complex, B12, B6. 446 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:17,600 Whoa. 447 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,530 What the hell happened to your hand? Hey. 448 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,360 What are you doing? 449 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,240 I'm going out. 450 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,280 - Did a doctor take care of that? - Come on, Mickey. 451 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:29,480 You can't go anywhere unless you get that looked at. 452 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:31,560 Okay, listen. 453 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:35,960 Either you can stay here and jerk off into your vitamins... 454 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:39,040 ...or you can come with me. 455 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:42,000 It's your call. 456 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,040 [DIALING] 457 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:56,040 WOMAN [OVER INTERCOM]: Yes? - Frank Gallagher. 458 00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,240 Jesus. 459 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,080 Hey. Hey! 460 00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:11,000 You must be the homeless guy. 461 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,850 I have a home, intermittently. 462 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,360 - Who the hell are you? - Bianca's sister. 463 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:17,090 Party's over, asshole. 464 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:21,370 Go crawl back to your mattress beneath the overpass and leave the sick girl alone. 465 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:24,840 Whoa, whoa, whoa. You have no idea who you're dealing with, lady. 466 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,560 I am indefatigable. 467 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:30,000 I take yes for an answer. 468 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,810 I am tough as a buzzard. 469 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,240 Just you watch me. 470 00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:57,160 [GRUNTS] 471 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:01,720 [GRUNTS] 472 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,400 Motherfuck... 473 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,840 Open your fucking window! 474 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,250 Open the window! 475 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:19,800 I can't offer you much. 476 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:26,960 But what I can do is be your chauffer on the limousine ride to the pearly gates. 477 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:28,840 - My what? - I know how it feels... 478 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:32,720 ...to live like you're gonna die tomorrow. I've been there. 479 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:37,320 I'll make each day feel like a wild ride through the heart of the rapids at midnight. 480 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,840 If you wanna squeeze every last drop... 481 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,760 ...of gratification out of this world before you croak... 482 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:44,930 - ...I'm your man. - Frank... 483 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,280 FRANK: Stick with me, woman... 484 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,920 ...and you will not go gentle into that good night. 485 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:51,770 ELIZABETH: Bianca. 486 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,650 Come on. 487 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:56,800 FRANK: Oh, great. 488 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,080 Cock-blocking Laura Bush. 489 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:00,800 Fine. 490 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,360 You see this bottle of vodka? 491 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:10,600 I'm gonna sit over there and I'm gonna sip it. 492 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:17,960 If you don't join me by the time I'm done, consider my offer revoked. 493 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,240 - What time is it? - Just after 5. 494 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,290 Okay, listen, I know that you're not being intentionally rude... 495 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,640 - It's an emergency. Get your husband. - What's the matter? 496 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,000 [JOAQUIN YELLING] 497 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,840 Hey, hey. 498 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:41,650 Come on. 499 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:43,640 Easy. 500 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,720 [GRUNTING] 501 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,370 Jesus. What happened? 502 00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:56,730 [FIONA SIGHS] 503 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,360 Hey, it's me. 504 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,880 Um, the house is quiet... 505 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,840 ...computer is on... 506 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,120 ...I'm wearing my lacy green thong. 507 00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,200 Hit me back. 508 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:16,840 [SIGHS] 509 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:25,080 [LINE RINGS] 510 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,800 Don't you have anything better to do with your time? 511 00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:33,320 I'm supposed to be having hot Skype sex with my husband, but he's MIA. 512 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,520 SEAN: Tragic. What else? 513 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,120 FIONA: I cleaned the house... 514 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:41,170 ...which was in shambles because that bitch that claims to be my older sister... 515 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,640 ...has been boycotting her domestic duties. 516 00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:47,320 Oh, and I had to take Debbie to get fucking birth control today. 517 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:50,840 - Holy shit. I'm glad I have a son. - How's he doing? 518 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:54,920 His mom called. Wanted to pick him up early, found an earlier flight. 519 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:59,080 He's just packing up some of the crap I keep around here for him, toys and stuff. 520 00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:00,680 Oh, no. When's she coming? 521 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,200 In like 15 minutes. 522 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:06,440 Had to step outside just to ke... Just to keep my shit together. 523 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,040 Do you want me to come over? 524 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,560 - No, I'm good. - You don't sound it. 525 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,450 Yeah, well, I don't have a choice. 526 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:17,280 Hey, you know, I gotta go. 527 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,240 [JOAQUIN GRUNTING] 528 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,160 - Where is he? HELENE: Who? 529 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:28,890 - Your husband, the doctor. - That's why you brought this boy here? 530 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:32,600 - Yeah, I thought he could help. - He's a doctor of theology, not medicine. 531 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:34,360 Fuck! What were you doing in there? 532 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:37,560 I called 911 . Hang tight, honey. They're sending an ambulance. 533 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,880 LIP: Come here, come here, come here. 534 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,930 - Why did you do that? - What did you expect me to do? 535 00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:44,600 LIP: He's on drugs, okay? - Aah! 536 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,520 He'd get kicked out of school. My friend who sold him the drugs... 537 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:51,080 ...he's staying illegally in the dorms. He could go to jail. He's got three kids. 538 00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,120 This boy is suffering. He needs help. 539 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:54,930 - No. - Regardless of the consequences. 540 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,320 - I gotta cover their asses. - Why? 541 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,320 South Side rules. 542 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,520 You know what? Drop the whole noble-thug shtick. 543 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,960 You're covering your own ass and you know it. 544 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:08,080 You know, you have a choice right now... 545 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,080 ...to recognize that you are a promising young college student... 546 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,040 ...not some ghetto outlaw. 547 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,280 Stop behaving like the world is out to get you... 548 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:18,040 ...when it is so clearly dropping gifts at your feet. 549 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,960 Or you keep doing what you're doing and you end up in a cell... 550 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,800 ...angry and out of options. 551 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,240 No one at the Kmart knows about my baloney. 552 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:28,400 HELENE: You know what? Go back to your dorm. 553 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:32,040 If the paramedics ask questions, I'll say I walked out and he was here. 554 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,320 - Just help me move him. - Are you sure? 555 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:37,160 Come on. Okay, you have any neck or back pain? 556 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:38,730 - No. HELENE: Give me your hand. 557 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,080 - Come on. HELENE: Okay, come on. 558 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,410 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 559 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,080 They're gonna feel weird at first. 560 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:57,240 You're not gonna be able to tie your shoes, put on jewelry, type on the computer... 561 00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,920 ...but you'll get used to it. Coins are the worst. 562 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:02,890 Try it. 563 00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:08,160 Damn, Derek, your girl's quick. 564 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,040 She's a straight-A student too. 565 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:11,400 Is that right? 566 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,600 - I like school. Heh. TANYA: Me too. 567 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,520 Well, I used to anyways. 568 00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:17,520 I had to drop out because of Miles. 569 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:20,600 Ever wish you could go back? 570 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,280 No. 571 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,880 That little munchkin is the light of my life, and this family. 572 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:29,440 When Jake went into the Army, they took me in and loved me like their own. 573 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:33,280 - But you're not Derek's sister? - I call her that because she's like a sister. 574 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,440 But Jake's my actual bro. 575 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,480 I don't get along with my family. 576 00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,200 My dad's in prison. 577 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:41,690 My mom's a drunk. 578 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:46,520 I wanted so bad to belong to something warm and whole like these guys. 579 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:48,680 Nine months later, I am. 580 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,450 I was in. 581 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:54,240 - So you chose your own family? - Kind of. 582 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,760 Though I like to think that Miles chose all of us. 583 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,960 Hey, give me the bag. 584 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:18,120 Oh. 585 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,560 Jesus, haven't been here since that time we banged. 586 00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:24,770 Let's do some pull-ups. 587 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:26,520 Your hand, man. 588 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,640 I'm out of shape. 589 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:48,480 - Shotgun. - No, no, look. 590 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:51,720 You're not supposed to drink on lithium. It makes your blood toxic... 591 00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,810 ...and gets you hammered in like two seconds flat. You can't... 592 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,570 Ow! What the fuck, Ian? 593 00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:58,680 I'm sick of your whiny pussy crap. 594 00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,880 I don't need a fucking caretaker, all right? 595 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:04,560 I need the shit-talking, bitch-slapping piece of South Side trash I fell for. 596 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:07,040 - Where is he? Where is he, Mickey? - Fuck you! 597 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,800 Fuck me for giving a shit. 598 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:12,560 Give all the shits you want, but the next time my dick is limp from all the meds... 599 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:16,720 ...don't go all, "Oh, it's okay, wah, wah." Just suck it harder, you faggot. 600 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,720 You motherfucker! 601 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:22,880 [GRUNTING] 602 00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:36,290 Suck a dick! 603 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,930 [BOTH COUGHING] 604 00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:15,520 [MICKEY BELCHES] 605 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,040 [MICKEY LAUGHS] 606 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:26,730 First time I felt anything since, uh... 607 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,520 You know, you're a fucking wet rat. 608 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,680 - Take your fucking jacket off. - Ah, watch it. 609 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,720 Here we go. I'm gonna throw it in the trunk. 610 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,680 Fiona, right? Hey. 611 00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:01,280 - You are so great to help Sean through this. FIONA: Of course, we're buddies. 612 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,520 I really hate doing this to them, but I need the job. 613 00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:06,040 It's got benefits and paid vacations. 614 00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,560 Okay, punk, say goodbye to Daddy. 615 00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:09,960 SEAN: I love you. 616 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:11,800 It's only like three months, all right? 617 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:12,960 [PHONE RINGING] 618 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:14,690 Won't be too bad. 619 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,960 Watch your fingers. 620 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:30,290 Be careful, huh? 621 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:54,360 Not the first place I would hit for a booze-free night. 622 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:55,920 Why not? 623 00:36:56,080 --> 00:37:00,240 Great jukebox, surly bartenders, cork dartboard. 624 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,400 It's nirvana. Drink your Coke. 625 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,240 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 626 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,160 How you doing? 627 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:08,890 You keep asking me that. 628 00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:12,600 - You keep not answering. - I've said I'm fine. A lot. 629 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:15,490 - I don't believe you. - You don't have to. It's not your job. 630 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:17,720 It doesn't have to be my job. 631 00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:21,560 You make it your job though, it's what you do. 632 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,920 - You mean with my family? - Yeah, with everyone in your family. 633 00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:28,560 Jackie, your husband kind-of-not-really or whatever. 634 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:29,800 Because I give a shit. 635 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,640 Because when you focus on other people's problems... 636 00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:36,200 - ...it's a lot easier to ignore your own. - What's that supposed to mean? 637 00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,730 Nothing. It's just some NA bullshit. 638 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,360 I'm here because I like you, asshole. 639 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:47,120 You know, it's as if no one has ever said no to you, and you can't stand it. 640 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:50,760 Now, you wait until your target's vulnerable, then you pounce. 641 00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,520 - What are you talking about? - Tell me what you're here for. 642 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,570 - I just did. - Right. You're worried. 643 00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:59,400 Has nothing to do with the fact that I wouldn't fuck you months ago? 644 00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,360 Okay, if you're in a shitty place... 645 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,880 ...and you feel like you gotta lash out, I get that, but I am not the enemy here... 646 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:06,640 ...so back the fuck off. 647 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,320 You heard the lady. She doesn't wanna go home with you. 648 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:12,450 - Mind your business, dumb-ass. - Did you just call me a dumb-ass? 649 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:16,040 Bartender, can you serve this melon-head some IQ points? 650 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,240 FIONA: Sean. SEAN: What? 651 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,320 You got a real mouth on you, pal. 652 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,840 Most humans with a face do. 653 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,000 Why don't you go on back and keep banging your buddy? I'm busy. 654 00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:29,320 Oh, shit! Okay. Okay. 655 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:30,680 Hey! Hey! 656 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,480 Fuck, stop. Stop! 657 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:35,170 Stop. Stop. 658 00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:36,600 Come on. Hey, stop. 659 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,410 Stop. Hey, stop. Stop. 660 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:40,600 Stop. 661 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,000 [SEAN GROANING] 662 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,160 You okay? 663 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:47,650 [LAUGHING] 664 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:48,880 Ow. 665 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,610 - This is funny? SEAN: No. 666 00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:53,920 Ah, he got me good. 667 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,400 You wanted to get your ass kicked? 668 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,010 [GROANS] 669 00:38:58,160 --> 00:38:59,440 Yeah. 670 00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:03,040 Yeah, kind of. Let's just get out of here. 671 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:07,120 - Oh. MAN: Fuck off, asshole. Get out of here. 672 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:10,680 [DOOR OPENS] 673 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:13,720 KEVIN: Jesus Christ. 674 00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:16,200 Took long enough. Are we good? No cops? 675 00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:17,770 No. No, not yet. 676 00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:22,130 Bullet dodged. Hey, man, that shit was fucking crazy. 677 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:23,320 How's the sun god? 678 00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:25,720 I don't know. I'm gonna go check on him later. 679 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,000 [KEVIN CHUCKLES] 680 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:31,170 - Uh, listen, there's something... - I know what you're gonna say. 681 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:35,600 And I got it. From now on, clean bud only. I'm gonna do quality control myself. 682 00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:38,040 Yeah, no, no, it's just, uh... 683 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,840 - You know, I got my tuition covered now. - That's awesome. 684 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,720 Yeah, yeah, so I don't really need this, uh, extra income. 685 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:47,400 So, what, I can keep your cut? 686 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:51,530 Fucking awesome, man. So cool of you to let me crash here... 687 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:55,810 - ...when you ain't getting nothing out of it. - That's what I wanted to talk to you about. 688 00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,480 Oh, shit, what? 689 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:01,000 You're kicking me out? 690 00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:04,280 Kind of. 691 00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:07,280 - For good? - Kind of. 692 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,800 It was a minor mistake. It won't happen again. 693 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:11,000 I know. And I'm sorry. 694 00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:14,400 You asked me to come out here and sell drugs, I was doing my job. 695 00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,400 This place means something to me. 696 00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:18,960 - Good. - Okay? I don't wanna screw that up. 697 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:20,720 Can I crash here and not sell weed? 698 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:23,720 You're just gonna keep boning coeds until somebody reports us? 699 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,600 I don't have to bone anyone. 700 00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:29,160 But, you know, people like me here. I can be everybody's big bro. 701 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,640 They can come to me for real-world advice. 702 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:35,850 Like, uh, gangster shit, crabs. 703 00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,720 - I got nowhere else to go. - Then go home. 704 00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:45,640 You can hang with your kids. You can make up with your wife. It's time. 705 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:49,880 ELIZABETH: I do. 706 00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:53,200 - I don't know how you can be so selfish. BIANCA: Elizabeth, don't... Don't leave. 707 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:55,280 - You're not gonna... - So selfish. 708 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,480 BIANCA: Come on, how can you say I'm...? 709 00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:58,800 Call me, okay? 710 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:03,840 FRANK: What'd you do to her? 711 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,480 [BIANCA LAUGHS] 712 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:20,640 I told her I wasn't interested in chemo, over and over and over. 713 00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,410 [BIANCA EXHALES] 714 00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:30,080 Oh, I've literally never been this tired in my life. 715 00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:32,920 It's not body tired, it's like... 716 00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,810 ...a psychic exhaustion... 717 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:39,000 ...like I'm carrying the weight of this bloated irony. 718 00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:42,920 "Woman dedicates practice to saving lives. 719 00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,280 Can't save her own." 720 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:48,680 That is a cosmic fuck-you. 721 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:52,400 My family keeps telling me to fight, stay strong, be brave. 722 00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:54,560 It's all battle language. 723 00:41:54,720 --> 00:42:00,250 I've seen what chemo does to a body. It's not a battle, it's a lost cause. 724 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,760 But truthfully, I am fighting... 725 00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,650 ...for my goddamn dignity. 726 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:09,600 Why can't they see that? 727 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,120 For whatever it's worth, I think you're pretty brave. 728 00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:21,440 - Ah, you don't know me. At all. - I know. 729 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:25,200 - I have a shelf life. - I am aware. 730 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,400 Then why are you doing this? 731 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,640 I'm not exactly sure. 732 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,640 [LAUGHS] 733 00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:40,720 But I will never, ever ask you to do chemo. 734 00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:42,480 Ugh. 735 00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:43,680 Okay. 736 00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:47,000 - What about "think healing thoughts"? - Nope. 737 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:50,250 - Or say, "You can beat this." - Nope. 738 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:53,520 - Or tell me how much you love me. - No fucking way. 739 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:57,240 Thank God. 740 00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:06,650 Let's go get tattoos. 741 00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:11,600 You sure your family doesn't mind if we have sex here? 742 00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:15,730 We could have sex on the kitchen table while they eat. Nobody cares. 743 00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:18,610 DEREK: That's crazy. - Yeah, this is not a normal family. 744 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,960 Took me a while to figure that out. 745 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,080 I love yours. I love you too, I think. 746 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,920 - Uh, heh, really? - I think so. 747 00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:33,480 - That's so sweet. You're the sweetest. - Thanks. Heh. 748 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,810 Hm. How am I gonna get dressed every morning? 749 00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,040 You have to call me to come over and help. 750 00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:44,520 - Every day? - Sure, why not? 751 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:46,560 What about now? 752 00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,610 You ready? 753 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:09,600 Oh, we don't need that. I'm on the pill. 754 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,840 Okay. Cool. 755 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:21,160 Well, the swelling's going down. 756 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:26,600 - You can just tell people you got hit by a bus. - Yeah, good thinking. Oh. 757 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,320 - Oh, easy. - Yeah, I know, it's... 758 00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:31,680 There's something about intense pain... 759 00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:34,810 ...makes everything else come into focus. 760 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:37,120 I bet there's better ways to get that. 761 00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:39,440 Drugs. 762 00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:42,000 I'm kidding. 763 00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:43,490 [LAUGHING] 764 00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,640 You're acting exactly like I was acting... 765 00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:49,360 ...when you called me a chaos junkie and said you didn't want to be with me. 766 00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:53,280 Yeah. Well, I don't doubt it. 767 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:58,240 I appreciate the patch up, but I'm good. You can go now. 768 00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:01,160 - Pfft. No way. - No, seriously. 769 00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:05,240 Thanks for the company. You're great, but you can't babysit me forever. 770 00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:08,440 - I wasn't planning on forever. - How long were you planning on? 771 00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:11,040 Until I feel like you're not gonna head to Maypole... 772 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:14,880 - ...and kill Patrick the second I leave. - What if you never feel like that? 773 00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:20,160 I'm not gonna leave until I know you're okay. I'm sorry. 774 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:24,330 Heh-heh. Fiona, I'm not... I'm not okay. 775 00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:25,970 [SEAN GRUNTS] 776 00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,880 I'm never gonna be okay. 777 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:30,850 It's a sickness. 778 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,560 It's permanent. 779 00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:37,480 Nod. Nod if you understand. 780 00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:44,800 Thank you. 781 00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:10,040 Go home. 782 00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:36,120 LIP: Hey. 783 00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:38,480 Hey, man. 784 00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:43,040 - How you feeling? - I'm doped up on a bunch of stuff. 785 00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:45,960 Heck, it could be worse. 786 00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:48,600 The guy they brought in before me... 787 00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:51,200 ...he had his dick chopped off by his wife in his sleep. 788 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:52,520 Shit. 789 00:47:52,720 --> 00:47:55,760 So I'd say I'm doing pretty well, comparatively speaking. 790 00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:57,160 Yeah. 791 00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:00,730 - How bad's the leg? - It's a clean break. 792 00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:03,640 Doctor said it will heal in 10 weeks. 793 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,840 You know, my mom's coming in from Texas. 794 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,360 - Oh, yeah? Is she freaking out? - No. 795 00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,760 I broke my other leg when I was 15. She's been through it before. 796 00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:17,170 Hey, listen, man, did anybody come and ask you anything? 797 00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:18,840 Oh, the cops came by. 798 00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:22,840 They wanted to know where I got the drugs. 799 00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:25,440 - Right. - I told them your buddy sold them to me. 800 00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,600 - Oh, you did? - Yeah. 801 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,280 What was I supposed to do? I don't wanna go to jail. 802 00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:35,080 You know, they said he could get 40 to life. 803 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:40,560 Also, they're arresting his babies for not shutting the fuck up. 804 00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:46,520 - Heh-heh-heh. LIP: Fuck you. Oh. 805 00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:49,330 - You should have seen your face. - Yeah, you got me. 806 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,520 Cops here gotta deal with dickless chumps and gunshot wounds. 807 00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:57,360 They don't care about some idiot who got stoned and fell out of a window. 808 00:48:57,520 --> 00:48:59,120 Right, right, right. 809 00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:03,040 Thank you. 810 00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:04,280 For what? 811 00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:07,160 Well, you know, for not ratting us out. 812 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,800 It's all good. 813 00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:13,440 Hey, where I come from, we got each other's backs. 814 00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:21,120 [BOTH SINGING INDISTINCTLY] 815 00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:23,160 BOTH [SINGING]: Heartache to heartache 816 00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:24,730 - We stand - We stand 817 00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:26,040 Stand 818 00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:29,090 - No promises, no demands - No promises, no demands 819 00:49:29,240 --> 00:49:30,320 Yeah! 820 00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:32,480 - 'Cause love is a battlefield - Love is a battlefield 821 00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:33,680 Whoo! 822 00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:36,080 You got fucking trashed off one beer, bitch. 823 00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:40,410 Yeah, I know, finally something good about this fucking disease. 824 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:43,680 - Holy shit, I just realized something. - What's up? 825 00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:46,200 - We've never actually been on a real date. - Bullshit. 826 00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:50,000 I'm serious. Like a date where you sit down and you go to a nice restaurant... 827 00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,920 ...and put on a nice shirt and you, like, eat with utensils. 828 00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:54,730 - You wanna do that? - Yeah, why not? 829 00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:56,080 Like a Sizzler's? 830 00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:58,290 - Sure. - You mean now? 831 00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:02,330 Now, before I sober up and get all fucking weird again. Come on. 832 00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:04,880 All right. Can I borrow a fucking shirt then, please? 833 00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:07,240 - Yeah, you can borrow a shirt. - Good. 834 00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:09,880 BOTH [SINGING]: 'Cause love is a battlefield 835 00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:11,960 IAN: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa 836 00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:14,520 [MICKEY LAUGHS] 837 00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:17,960 - Hi, Ian. - Hey. 838 00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:19,840 - We're going on a date. - Fuck yes, we are. 839 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,760 I'm gonna get a steak so rare it's gonna scream when I bite it. Like: 840 00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,200 BOTH: Mm. 841 00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:29,810 Listen, Ian. I want you to know you are a really good kid with a big heart. 842 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:34,240 You have some hard times ahead of you, but you're gonna do great. 843 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:38,440 - Okay. - Gentlemen. 844 00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:40,320 This is Ian Gallagher. 845 00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:46,000 I think they're ready to take him to jail now. 846 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:48,760 Why, Sammi? 847 00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:56,400 MICKEY: Get the fuck off of him! 848 00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,280 Get off me, you son of a bitch. 849 00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,280 IAN: Aah! Aah! MAN 1: Don't move. 850 00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:07,320 MAN 2: Behind your back. - Aah! 851 00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:10,560 MAN 1: You're good? MAN 2: Yeah. 852 00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:19,480 MAN 1: Don't move. 853 00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:22,080 You bitch! 854 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:24,280 Fuck. 855 00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:26,720 - Aah! MICKEY: You can't just drag him... 856 00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:28,480 - ...out of his house. - What's going on? 857 00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:30,680 He's sick, for fuck's sake! Where are you taking him? 858 00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:33,360 FIONA: Hey, hey. MICKEY: Where are you taking him? 859 00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:36,880 Tell me where the fuck you're taking him. He didn't do anything. 860 00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:48,040 It's a shame when someone you love gets taken away... 861 00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:49,690 ...isn't it? 862 00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:55,770 [DOOR CLOSES] 863 00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:36,200 [English - US - SDH]