1 00:00:03,379 --> 00:00:06,679 I was here last week. Where the fuck were you? 2 00:00:08,384 --> 00:00:10,384 - My liver is finally giving up. - What do we do? 3 00:00:10,553 --> 00:00:13,133 Nothing we can do, unless somebody wants to give me their liver. 4 00:00:13,306 --> 00:00:14,476 Stan gave me the bar. 5 00:00:14,641 --> 00:00:18,391 Why would you want it? Have you looked at the books lately? 6 00:00:18,561 --> 00:00:21,391 Someone from your family can donate a portion of their liver. 7 00:00:21,564 --> 00:00:24,024 Why don't you find out if they're a match with your father? 8 00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:25,522 I need you to test this. 9 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:28,944 - Take a look. - Two babies? 10 00:00:29,113 --> 00:00:30,823 Nope. Three. 11 00:00:30,990 --> 00:00:33,610 Triplets! I got a magic penis, man. 12 00:00:33,785 --> 00:00:36,325 Okay, who has read ahead to chapter seven? 13 00:00:37,288 --> 00:00:40,298 - I'm only 13. - Okay. Cool. 14 00:00:42,919 --> 00:00:44,049 He's dying. 15 00:00:44,212 --> 00:00:46,082 He drank through the liver that he had and he wrecked it. 16 00:00:46,256 --> 00:00:47,546 And now he wants to wreck mine. 17 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,555 - No. No way. - It's okay, son. 18 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:52,887 If Fiona won't do it, I'll get my other daughter to. 19 00:00:53,054 --> 00:00:54,514 Debbie's too young. 20 00:00:55,139 --> 00:00:57,649 My oldest daughter, Samantha. 21 00:00:58,268 --> 00:00:59,768 What? 22 00:01:00,895 --> 00:01:03,025 (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) 23 00:02:10,131 --> 00:02:12,751 - (POP MUSIC PLAYING) - (CHUCKLING) 24 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:15,595 That's the last time I let you choose the tunes in the morning. 25 00:02:15,762 --> 00:02:18,892 Yeah, you just keep acting like you hate British boy bands. 26 00:02:19,057 --> 00:02:21,357 - I think it's adorable. - Everybody hates them. 27 00:02:21,517 --> 00:02:23,517 I'm sorry I'm not a 12-year-old girl. 28 00:02:23,686 --> 00:02:26,106 Yeah, well, I usually don't go lower than 14. 29 00:02:26,272 --> 00:02:28,982 And, you know, next time we can listen to your gangsta rap. 30 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:31,230 Since when is Kanye considered gangsta rap? 31 00:02:31,402 --> 00:02:33,862 Since always. Where'd you learn music? Mars? 32 00:02:34,030 --> 00:02:36,360 - Your mom. Last time I banged her. - Oh, yeah? 33 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:39,202 That makes a lot more sense. She has awful taste. 34 00:02:40,244 --> 00:02:42,374 Hey, you know, you can leave some of that stuff here if you want. 35 00:02:42,538 --> 00:02:46,048 - What stuff? - Make-up, underwear, shampoo. 36 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:48,299 Oh, wow, this is serious. 37 00:02:48,461 --> 00:02:51,331 - Work outfit or two, just stuff. - I'll think about it. 38 00:02:51,506 --> 00:02:53,676 - Or I could just stay at your place. - (SIGHS) 39 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,341 - We talked about this. - We have not. 40 00:02:55,551 --> 00:02:58,131 No, we have not talked about this. You always say: "It's complicated." 41 00:02:58,262 --> 00:02:59,972 - It's very complicated. - Well, try me. 42 00:03:00,139 --> 00:03:01,439 Okay. 43 00:03:01,599 --> 00:03:03,859 My father, who now lives with us again, 44 00:03:04,018 --> 00:03:05,568 drank himself into liver failure, 45 00:03:05,728 --> 00:03:07,988 and is trolling his children for a new liver. 46 00:03:08,147 --> 00:03:10,987 Including an older daughter that none of us knew about. 47 00:03:11,776 --> 00:03:14,486 - You have another sister? - I probably have 20. 48 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:16,822 Just when I think I've peeled the onion on Frank. 49 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:19,369 - Bam! Another layer. - Right. 50 00:03:19,534 --> 00:03:22,324 The upside is, I'm getting real good at not giving a shit. 51 00:03:22,495 --> 00:03:25,455 Well, sounds to me like maybe you do give a shit. 52 00:03:25,623 --> 00:03:27,833 Get your hearing tested. Can I use your toothbrush? 53 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,750 - Gross. Yes. - Thank you. 54 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:33,139 Oh, hey, don't forget, dinner at my parents' place tonight. 55 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,090 - (PHONE RINGING) - (LIAM CRYING) 56 00:03:39,220 --> 00:03:43,220 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, sweetie. I'm so sorry. Hold on. 57 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:46,261 - SHEILA: Hi, Fiona. - Is that Liam screaming? 58 00:03:46,436 --> 00:03:48,316 Well, yes. 59 00:03:48,479 --> 00:03:50,529 Yes, I was just clipping his nails. 60 00:03:50,690 --> 00:03:53,270 And I just nicked him a little bit. I'm out of practice. 61 00:03:53,443 --> 00:03:55,653 - Is he okay? - Yes, he's fine. He's totally fine. 62 00:03:55,820 --> 00:03:58,900 How's Debbie and Carl? I feel I haven't seen them forever. 63 00:03:59,073 --> 00:04:02,323 Carl just left for school and Debbie is getting ready. 64 00:04:02,493 --> 00:04:05,203 And she's been teaching me how to use my new iPad. 65 00:04:05,371 --> 00:04:07,161 I found this genealogy app. 66 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:10,541 And it turns out I'm 132nd Menominee Indian. 67 00:04:10,710 --> 00:04:12,080 Huh. Who knew? 68 00:04:12,253 --> 00:04:15,543 Anyway, do you know about christianmingle.com? 69 00:04:15,715 --> 00:04:17,595 Is that a dating site? 70 00:04:17,759 --> 00:04:20,349 SHEILA: Well, yes, it is. And it turns out there's 11 71 00:04:20,470 --> 00:04:22,970 Christian dating sites. 72 00:04:23,139 --> 00:04:26,729 There's a lot of eligible bachelors in my neighborhood. 73 00:04:26,893 --> 00:04:28,893 And they all seem mostly normal. 74 00:04:29,061 --> 00:04:31,231 Well, I will be home right after work. 75 00:04:31,397 --> 00:04:33,357 Thanks again for watching the kids overnight. 76 00:04:33,775 --> 00:04:35,105 - I hate leaving them. - Oh... 77 00:04:35,276 --> 00:04:37,616 It's no problem. It's been so fun. 78 00:04:37,779 --> 00:04:39,539 Have a good day, okay? 79 00:04:40,156 --> 00:04:42,326 Hey, sweetie. It's freezing outside. 80 00:04:42,492 --> 00:04:44,412 I'll be indoors. Breakfast? 81 00:04:44,577 --> 00:04:47,627 Well, there wasn't any eggs, or milk, or bread. 82 00:04:47,789 --> 00:04:51,589 - I'm starving. - I'm sorry. Um... 83 00:04:51,751 --> 00:04:53,291 Can you pick up something on the way to school, 84 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:55,711 like a an Egg McMuffin or something? 85 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,340 I gave Carl some money 86 00:04:57,507 --> 00:04:59,597 so he could buy some groceries after school. 87 00:04:59,717 --> 00:05:00,807 - (IPAD CHIMES) - Ooh. 88 00:05:00,927 --> 00:05:03,637 - What was that? - That was a... 89 00:05:03,805 --> 00:05:06,845 Oh, wow, I got poked. I got poked. 90 00:05:07,016 --> 00:05:09,976 I got poked by the American-Indian that I poked yesterday. 91 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:12,234 - What do we do? - "We have a lot in common. 92 00:05:12,396 --> 00:05:14,276 I am full-blooded Kickapoo Indian. 93 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:16,940 I love laughter, food, scenic views, and the Lord. 94 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:19,529 - Let's talk." - (GASPS) Now what? 95 00:05:19,695 --> 00:05:21,825 Uh, ask him if he's DTF. 96 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:25,249 DTF. What does that even mean? Okay. 97 00:05:25,660 --> 00:05:27,910 I got to ask him if he's DTF. 98 00:05:28,788 --> 00:05:31,248 - Oh, God. - You okay, Dad? 99 00:05:31,415 --> 00:05:34,965 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm fit as a fiddle. 100 00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:38,297 Except I ran out of Perky-Cs last night. 101 00:05:38,464 --> 00:05:39,924 Is there anything I could do? 102 00:05:42,093 --> 00:05:43,263 Get more. 103 00:05:45,555 --> 00:05:46,885 Is that her? 104 00:05:50,101 --> 00:05:51,431 So that's my daughter. 105 00:05:51,602 --> 00:05:54,482 Wow, she's kind of beautiful. 106 00:05:55,064 --> 00:05:58,154 - Looks like you in skank form. - Thank you, son. 107 00:05:58,234 --> 00:06:02,074 - Does that make me an uncle? - Yes, indeed. 108 00:06:03,155 --> 00:06:04,825 - Now what? - Well... 109 00:06:05,825 --> 00:06:08,955 I give her a taste of the old Gallagher magic. 110 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,330 You... You got any cash? 111 00:06:11,497 --> 00:06:13,707 Sheila gave me $40 for groceries. 112 00:06:13,875 --> 00:06:15,715 Well, hand it over. I need weed. 113 00:06:17,962 --> 00:06:21,712 Son, I can hardly walk. I think ambulation takes precedence. 114 00:06:23,092 --> 00:06:24,422 What will we eat now? 115 00:06:25,970 --> 00:06:28,760 Well, you're a bright kid. You'll figure out something. 116 00:06:29,765 --> 00:06:32,935 All right. Here. 117 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:37,028 There's enough for bread and TP. 118 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:39,449 Shoo. Get hard drugs. 119 00:06:40,192 --> 00:06:41,812 Make Daddy proud. 120 00:06:53,331 --> 00:06:55,751 - You can't be serious. - I set my alarm for six a.m. 121 00:06:55,917 --> 00:06:59,257 An excuse is the refuge of a moral coward. 122 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:02,080 I got three hours of sleep. I was up studying for Econ. 123 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:03,796 So did every other jerk on morning shift. 124 00:07:03,966 --> 00:07:06,926 - It's work-study, not study-work. - I'm trying, asshole, alright? 125 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:08,304 - Cut me some slack. - (CHUCKLING) 126 00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:10,131 Try harder. Walnut and raisin, dishes are empty. 127 00:07:10,306 --> 00:07:13,356 Steam table is covered in syrup. Clean that up, make a new batch. 128 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:15,607 And lose the 'tude, dude. 129 00:07:19,065 --> 00:07:20,815 V: This one looks like Kev. 130 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:23,273 This one looks like me. 131 00:07:23,444 --> 00:07:27,444 And this one either looks like my cousin Troy or Marvin Gaye. 132 00:07:29,867 --> 00:07:31,617 Yeah, I just came here for the painkillers. 133 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:34,587 Uh-uh. If you think I'm gonna load you up 134 00:07:34,747 --> 00:07:37,757 on my hard-won, top-shelf pharmaceuticals pro bono, 135 00:07:37,917 --> 00:07:39,417 you are one fry short of a happy meal. 136 00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:41,755 No freebies, not for you, not for anyone. 137 00:07:41,921 --> 00:07:45,501 - You're charging me for drugs now? - Honey, we are in survival mode. 138 00:07:45,675 --> 00:07:47,925 - What happened to ghetto nurse? - She became a capitalist. 139 00:07:48,094 --> 00:07:50,174 I could sell for you. Big market for Oxy in middle school. 140 00:07:50,346 --> 00:07:51,766 No. Vamoose. 141 00:07:51,931 --> 00:07:54,851 I got to get ready and go to the bar. Go. 142 00:07:55,977 --> 00:07:57,267 Bye! 143 00:08:19,083 --> 00:08:21,253 Wow, you're in bad shape. 144 00:08:21,419 --> 00:08:23,219 Well, tell me something I don't know. 145 00:08:23,796 --> 00:08:27,636 - Could I see your card? - Yes. It's legit, too. 146 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,380 Not like these whiners. 147 00:08:29,927 --> 00:08:32,137 Are you looking for anything specific? 148 00:08:32,638 --> 00:08:37,518 Yeah. Something to make me not feel like I'm being stabbed repeatedly 149 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:41,235 by a small army of knife-wielding Neo-Nazis. 150 00:08:41,397 --> 00:08:43,777 Well, we have Irene Kush for chronic arthritis. 151 00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:46,401 Sour Diesel for anxiety and panic attacks. 152 00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:48,279 Big Buddha Cheese for muscle spasms. 153 00:08:48,446 --> 00:08:49,946 What about for fatal liver damage? 154 00:08:50,114 --> 00:08:51,744 We don't recommend bud for cirrhosis. 155 00:08:51,907 --> 00:08:55,207 Studies show a higher rate of moderate to severe fibrosis, 156 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:57,249 - or tissue scarring, in regular... - Okay, fine. 157 00:08:57,413 --> 00:09:00,453 Let's skip the FDA warning. Give me an ounce of the Buddha. 158 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:02,164 And a med-ibles menu. 159 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:04,584 And some samples. Free samples. 160 00:09:04,754 --> 00:09:06,964 I... Um... 161 00:09:08,049 --> 00:09:13,019 This'll get you, like, an eighth of low-grade schwag and two cookies. 162 00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:16,227 Sold. 163 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:18,850 And he does this little wheeze thing when he's thinking. 164 00:09:19,018 --> 00:09:20,268 Kind of like a little... Hm. 165 00:09:20,436 --> 00:09:22,276 And he doesn't like sports, and I don't like sports. 166 00:09:22,438 --> 00:09:23,778 And he used to play the trumpet in marching band, 167 00:09:23,939 --> 00:09:25,449 but he dropped out when his valve button broke. 168 00:09:25,608 --> 00:09:28,448 And he has this enormous collection of vintage T-shirts. 169 00:09:28,611 --> 00:09:31,441 I feel like... I don't know. I don't know. 170 00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:33,244 Like you love him? 171 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:35,407 Like I really like him. I don't know. 172 00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:36,866 I feel my heart hurts when I think of him. 173 00:09:37,036 --> 00:09:40,626 - So when do you plan on doing it? - Um... Soon? 174 00:09:40,790 --> 00:09:43,750 - What are you even waiting for? - He hasn't asked yet. 175 00:09:43,918 --> 00:09:45,798 If you're in like with him, then why not just do it? 176 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:47,211 Okay. 177 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:50,420 And if it hurts, don't squeal. Huge turn-off for guys. 178 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:53,761 Make sure you pee right afterwards, so you don't get an STD. 179 00:09:53,928 --> 00:09:56,438 And when you cuddle afterwards, let him be the big spoon. 180 00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:00,640 - But how do I start? - When he's not expecting it. 181 00:10:00,810 --> 00:10:05,020 Bam, you drop trou and expos-ay some sex-ay. 182 00:10:05,189 --> 00:10:07,569 Yeah, boys go cray over that stuff. 183 00:10:07,733 --> 00:10:09,943 I don't own any sexy undies. 184 00:10:10,111 --> 00:10:13,031 Homegirl, have you seen my underwear drawer? 185 00:10:22,373 --> 00:10:24,793 Hey. Get that link I just sent? 186 00:10:24,959 --> 00:10:28,179 - What is this? - It's the local Al-Anon chapter. 187 00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:30,587 - What am I supposed to do with it? - Nothing. 188 00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:34,516 But you could use it to find a local meeting if you wanted to. 189 00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:36,427 See, it got us through some pretty rough moments. 190 00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,475 - "Us?" - Yeah. My whole family. 191 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:41,149 - Your whole family went to meetings? - My whole family went to meetings. 192 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:44,148 Sure. It helps to talk to people in similar situations, you know? 193 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,891 - So talking solved your problems? - Didn't say that. 194 00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:49,274 You deal with your family shit your way, 195 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:52,981 and I will deal with mine my way, which is not dealing with it at all. 196 00:10:53,154 --> 00:10:55,994 Okay. Well, if that works so well, then why can't I stay at your place? 197 00:10:59,118 --> 00:11:01,538 - Well played. - Don't make me out to be a nag. 198 00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:03,994 I'm not telling you what to do. I'm just telling you what we did. 199 00:11:04,165 --> 00:11:05,245 So take it or leave it. 200 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:07,879 I'll drop a couple of duffel bags 201 00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:10,793 full of clothing and toiletries at your place tomorrow, okay? 202 00:11:10,963 --> 00:11:12,213 Yes. 203 00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:13,968 (CLEARS THROAT) 204 00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:43,125 - This all you got? - Nope. 205 00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:45,747 Got a tight roll of quarters behind my fly with your name on it. 206 00:11:45,915 --> 00:11:49,255 - If you play your cards right. - That your kid? 207 00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:52,218 Yep. Not afraid to knock a bitch up. You game? 208 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:54,845 Please stop talking. 209 00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:59,131 Groceries have been gotten. Now all I need is drug money. 210 00:11:59,303 --> 00:12:00,843 Any ideas? 211 00:12:01,597 --> 00:12:03,397 - Could sell you. - Doggy. 212 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,222 Doggy. 213 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,419 RON: Whoa! Slow your roll, Hairnet. 214 00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,167 Do you want some lunch, dude? Hot Pockets? 215 00:12:25,329 --> 00:12:26,499 AMANDA: We only have two. 216 00:12:26,664 --> 00:12:28,494 No, you know what? I'm good. I'm gonna be late for philosophy. 217 00:12:28,666 --> 00:12:30,336 - You gonna shower? - What? Do I need one? 218 00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:31,661 (SCOFFS) Yes. 219 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:35,335 No. I'm just gonna spray some Axe and hope everybody stays upwind. 220 00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:38,304 Um, hey could I use your laptop tonight? 221 00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:40,137 The computer at the library got hijacked 222 00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:42,802 by a 24-hour Starcraft tournament. 223 00:12:42,972 --> 00:12:44,892 You know, I really need to work on my paper for philosophy. 224 00:12:45,057 --> 00:12:46,477 Sure, but why don't you just get one of those cheap-ass 225 00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:47,932 little Acer Chromebooks? 226 00:12:48,102 --> 00:12:50,142 - What the hell is Chromebook? - Low-end computer, no frills. 227 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,232 - Yeah? How much? - Refurbs are only about two hundy. 228 00:12:52,398 --> 00:12:56,278 200. Sure, right after I buy that Mercedes GT I've had my eye on. 229 00:12:57,987 --> 00:12:59,197 Good. 230 00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:00,945 Hey! 231 00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:05,706 Lavender. That's refreshing. All right, well... 232 00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:07,959 - All right, see you. Bye. - RON: See you, dude. 233 00:13:30,436 --> 00:13:33,106 But before we delve too deeply into... 234 00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:38,772 ...into Foucault and the problems of modernity, 235 00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:42,034 let me remind you that hard-copies of your papers, 236 00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:45,459 are due tomorrow in my mailbox at nine a.m. 237 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,033 Not 9:20, not 9:07. 238 00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:51,624 PROFESSOR: Good. 239 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:55,370 Michel Foucault was a French historian and philosopher, 240 00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:59,044 associated with the structuralist, 241 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:03,347 and post-structuralist movements. 242 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:07,220 He's had quite a strong influence on a wide range of humanistic, 243 00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:09,939 and social scientific... 244 00:14:10,059 --> 00:14:12,399 (MUTTERING) 245 00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:15,311 Thank you. 246 00:14:15,481 --> 00:14:18,191 ...disciplines. 247 00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:25,190 He joined the French Communist Party from 1950 to 1953. 248 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:38,335 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. You see Mr. Pudgy over on the bench? 249 00:14:38,504 --> 00:14:39,674 Yeah. 250 00:14:40,089 --> 00:14:42,469 I'll give you a joint to smack him around a little bit. 251 00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:46,223 Here. Grade-A, government-approved weed. 252 00:14:46,387 --> 00:14:49,137 Wait for my nod. Hey, hey. 253 00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:52,356 Don't get too rough with him. That's my grandson. 254 00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:16,124 - Hey. Get away from that kid. - SAMANTHA: What the fuck? 255 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,501 What's the matter with you? Okay. Go. 256 00:15:20,546 --> 00:15:23,096 Here you go, kid. Get up. 257 00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:26,307 Oh, my God! Baby, are you okay? 258 00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:30,188 - He hit me. What did I do? - Come on. Sit down right here. 259 00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:32,767 God! Thank you so much. 260 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:35,433 I guess some kids are just assholes, huh? 261 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,772 Do you have a child who goes here? 262 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:40,738 No, no, no. I was just walking by. 263 00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:43,279 I volunteer at the VA hospital down the street, 264 00:15:43,444 --> 00:15:45,194 helping out wounded warriors. 265 00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:47,442 Not everyone would've stopped. You could've been hurt. 266 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:52,034 Yeah, well, I guess I'm just allergic to injustice. Whoa... 267 00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,582 - Whoa! Are you okay? - Yeah. 268 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:57,496 Yeah, I skipped lunch today. I'm just a little bit dizzy. 269 00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:59,876 We were just gonna head out for some fish and chips. 270 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,923 - Would you join us? - No. No, I couldn't. 271 00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:05,928 Please. Let me buy you some cheese fries. 272 00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:07,381 It's the least I can do. 273 00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:08,881 Well... 274 00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:15,396 Hey, family. Did you miss me last night? 275 00:16:16,602 --> 00:16:18,182 Because I missed you. 276 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,986 - Is that your boyfriend? - Yeah. 277 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:23,654 What's his name? 278 00:16:24,276 --> 00:16:25,406 Huh? 279 00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:28,037 - Your boyfriend. What's his name? - Matty. 280 00:16:28,447 --> 00:16:30,577 - Someone in your class? - Mm-hm. 281 00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:35,035 I remember my first boyfriend, Louie Velba. 282 00:16:35,204 --> 00:16:38,494 I caught him jamming his tongue down Kerri Strauss' throat in chemistry. 283 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:42,089 So I lit her hair on fire with a Bunsen burner. 284 00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:44,124 Hi, guys. 285 00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:50,138 - Still pissed? - Still hoarding your liver? 286 00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:52,012 Yes. How was school today? 287 00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:59,432 Did you perform surgery on anything small or dead? 288 00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:01,855 (DOG WHIMPERING, BARKING) 289 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,100 Sweet doggie. Where'd you get him? 290 00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:10,738 Well, I'm gonna keep trying, kiddo. So might as well get used to it. 291 00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:16,160 Where's Sheila? 292 00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:19,338 (SHEILA HUMMING) 293 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,250 - (KNOCKING) - (SCREAMING) 294 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:26,710 You frightened me. I'm sorry. 295 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,380 I thought you were going out to dinner tonight. 296 00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:29,719 I am. What are you doing? 297 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:33,173 I was looking for a scarf, sweater or something provocative, 298 00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:35,805 because Roger Runningtree wants a full-body shot. 299 00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:39,014 - I'm sorry. I should've asked first. - No, no. That's okay. 300 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,932 Go on, take whatever you want. I'm sorry to duck out again. 301 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:43,774 It's just I promised Mike weeks ago that I'd... 302 00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:48,819 Seriously. Seriously, it is so fine. We're having a wonderful time. 303 00:17:48,986 --> 00:17:50,906 Yeah, I just try not to be gone two nights in a row. 304 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:54,321 Speaking of which, if you need me to stay another night, 305 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:57,531 how would you feel about me having a friend over? 306 00:17:57,703 --> 00:18:01,413 - Roger Runningtree? - Well, I'm a woman with needs. 307 00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:04,087 As long as he doesn't steal our food or piss on our sofa. 308 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,461 Fiona, he's a Christian. 309 00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:08,297 - So was Jeffrey Dahmer. - Really? 310 00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:10,093 I'll be back before bedtime. Call if you need anything. 311 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,717 Okay, okay. Have fun. 312 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:21,430 SAMANTHA: So we'd make these little videos on his phone, right? 313 00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:23,812 Thought it was just for our own personal use or whatever. 314 00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:25,779 Then one day, 315 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:29,903 I'm at the Stop 'N' Shop, digging around for my stamps, 316 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:35,570 this craggy fellow keeps looking at me like he knows me. 317 00:18:35,741 --> 00:18:37,531 Never seen him before. 318 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:41,660 - Goes, "You're so familiar." - Oh, no. 319 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,950 Finally... (MIMICS THUNDER) ...lightning bolt. 320 00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:51,009 YouPorn. My Skank, Slutty Wife Loves to Get Armpit Fucked. 321 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:54,423 - No. - Can you believe that shit? 322 00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:57,516 I didn't even mind the "Skank, Slutty" part. 323 00:18:57,679 --> 00:19:00,769 I was just pissed he said I liked taking it in the armpit. 324 00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:03,182 - Who likes that? - No one. 325 00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,146 I did it as a favor. 326 00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:10,108 Anyway, he was out on his ass the next morning. 327 00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:14,325 Filed for divorce that afternoon. Clerk was like, "Back again?" 328 00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:17,198 - This is husband number three? - Yup. 329 00:19:17,366 --> 00:19:20,496 Third time was not a charm. Right, Chuckie? 330 00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:22,706 You seem pretty upbeat, considering. 331 00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:25,581 Well, I guess I'd rather live and learn than... 332 00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:26,879 Not live at all. 333 00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:30,122 Yes! Exactly. 334 00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:33,923 - You've had a rough time of it. - Yeah, I guess. 335 00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:37,923 - Surprised I haven't scared you off. - I don't scare that easily. 336 00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:40,978 You have barely touched your fries. 337 00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:42,809 Are you sure I can't buy you another beer? 338 00:19:43,392 --> 00:19:44,602 I don't really drink. 339 00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:48,068 You might be the first man that's ever said that to me. 340 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,395 (STAMMERING) Whoa! 341 00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:52,105 This is butterscotch. 342 00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:55,075 We asked for chocolate. I can't eat butterscotch. 343 00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:58,659 - You allergic? - No. I just hate it. 344 00:19:58,824 --> 00:20:01,954 Me too. That and avocados. 345 00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:03,459 (BOTH GROAN) 346 00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:06,128 Avocados are the worst. 347 00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:08,417 And squirrels. 348 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,963 - Tree rats! Hideous! - Hideous! 349 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,504 (LAUGHING) 350 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:25,050 Hey, baby. Go play some pinball, okay? 351 00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:34,196 - Is he autistic? - No, he's just quiet. 352 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:36,989 Very deep, old soul. 353 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:42,700 So tell me about you. 354 00:20:42,868 --> 00:20:46,878 Well, not really much to tell. I'm kind of a simple guy. 355 00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:48,338 Have kids? 356 00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:50,374 Uh... 357 00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:52,084 Many. At least 50. 358 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,212 I stack them like coasters in a drawer. 359 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:55,921 (LAUGHING) 360 00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,421 Why are you so funny? 361 00:21:01,595 --> 00:21:03,185 I'm high as a kite? 362 00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:05,648 - (LAUGHING) - Ah... 363 00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:07,767 What a great laugh. 364 00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:14,355 - Are you free tomorrow afternoon? - Should be. Why? 365 00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:18,524 Chuckie's got a dodgeball game. I'd love some company in the stands. 366 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,660 I know it looks like Nancy did all the work. 367 00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:28,837 But washing all this lettuce? Serious labor. 368 00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:31,167 Your lady sure knows her way around a cucumber. 369 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,463 Whoa, Mom! 370 00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:36,677 Maybe choose another vegetable next time. 371 00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:40,888 - Okay. Jane, would you say grace? - Sure. 372 00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:42,341 Boys? 373 00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:46,558 Bless us, O Lord, and these gifts 374 00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:48,646 which we're about to receive from thy bounty. 375 00:21:48,809 --> 00:21:52,569 - In Christ's name, Amen. - ALL: Amen. 376 00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:54,819 MIKE: All right. All right. Dig in. 377 00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:58,153 - Look at all you bougie bastards. - ALL: Robbie! 378 00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:00,118 - How you doing? - Oh, my God. 379 00:22:00,237 --> 00:22:01,987 (GASPING, LAUGHING) 380 00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:03,247 - You look great. - Thank you. 381 00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:06,036 - You are late. - I got to keep up my reputation. 382 00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:09,571 - Hey, Robbie, when did you get back? - This afternoon. 383 00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:13,956 - WOMAN: I have no idea. - Hey, this is Fiona. 384 00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:16,755 Fiona, I'd love you to meet my older brother, Robbie. 385 00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:18,750 He's been off in the wilds of Minnesota. 386 00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:21,292 Some buddies, you're camping for like a few months, right? 387 00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:23,636 You can be honest, Mike. Got nothing to hide. 388 00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:27,012 I was at a renewal retreat at my old rehab centre. 389 00:22:27,848 --> 00:22:30,898 Three years sober this Monday. With a couple detours. 390 00:22:32,102 --> 00:22:34,352 - Congrats. - Oh, yeah. Cheers. 391 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:35,931 - (GLASSES CLINKING) - Thank you. 392 00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:41,984 - So how was it? - It's unreal out there. 393 00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:46,033 The air, the stars. And we went snowmobiling. 394 00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:50,419 Guys, I took a couple wicked spills and brought you back a souvenir. 395 00:22:50,579 --> 00:22:52,249 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 396 00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:55,544 - You get better at that! - Not at the table. 397 00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:57,839 - Well, you look great. - I feel great. 398 00:22:58,003 --> 00:23:00,963 - That's really great, Robbie. - Yeah. That's excellent. Thank you. 399 00:23:02,966 --> 00:23:06,346 So I was thinking about going up to the lake house this weekend. 400 00:23:06,511 --> 00:23:09,471 Me and Pete need to lay down tracks and need some peace to do it. 401 00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:14,105 - No one is up there, are they? - Robbie, we talked about this. 402 00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:17,149 We don't want you up there without someone else from the family. 403 00:23:20,025 --> 00:23:22,695 - Yeah, I thought that was the past. - No, it's just... 404 00:23:22,861 --> 00:23:24,651 Well, might be too soon. 405 00:23:27,282 --> 00:23:29,492 Well, what am I gonna steal, your old waders? 406 00:23:30,327 --> 00:23:32,127 There's nothing up there to sell. 407 00:23:32,954 --> 00:23:35,544 - Wait. There's that ten-year-old TV. - MIKE: Hey, man. 408 00:23:35,707 --> 00:23:38,877 Give yourself a couple of weeks. Settle in, see how things go. 409 00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:41,334 - Who asked you, Mike? - Hey, hey. Knock it off. 410 00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:43,964 - Whoa, whoa... - Wow, it's not unreasonable. 411 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:47,716 I forgot how reasonable everyone around here is. My bad. 412 00:23:47,886 --> 00:23:49,886 No one is out to hurt you sweetheart. 413 00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:51,848 No one is out to help me either. 414 00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:55,185 Dad footing the $20,000 rehab bill wasn't help enough. 415 00:23:55,352 --> 00:23:58,062 - Fuck off, Mike! - Hey! Easy. 416 00:23:58,229 --> 00:24:01,359 Everyone here has done nothing but try to help you, so... 417 00:24:01,524 --> 00:24:03,274 I'm gonna pay him back. So don't you worry about it, ok? 418 00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:05,113 Well, that's not the point, Robbie. And you know it. 419 00:24:05,195 --> 00:24:06,325 Ah! 420 00:24:07,864 --> 00:24:09,904 Okay. All right. 421 00:24:11,409 --> 00:24:13,419 - Robbie, sit. - MOM: Oh, honey. 422 00:24:13,578 --> 00:24:16,878 - Mom? Thank you for dinner. - Honey, I wish you'd stay. 423 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,500 Oscar and Nate, catch you punks later. 424 00:24:19,668 --> 00:24:21,088 Nice meeting you, Fiona. 425 00:24:25,006 --> 00:24:26,596 (SIGHS) 426 00:24:26,758 --> 00:24:28,518 - Nice. - Are you serious? 427 00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:34,760 I'm sorry. My brother. He's got some issues to work out. 428 00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:37,643 Family chaos is my status quo. 429 00:24:37,811 --> 00:24:39,561 - Pass the potatoes? - JANE: Oh, yeah. Here. 430 00:24:39,729 --> 00:24:40,859 Careful, it's heavy. 431 00:24:41,022 --> 00:24:42,812 Now we got to pay to take a leak? 432 00:24:42,983 --> 00:24:44,233 There's always the alley 433 00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:45,771 if you don't mind freezing your nuts off. 434 00:24:45,944 --> 00:24:47,774 We're already dishing out more for booze. 435 00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:49,074 Our piss should be free. 436 00:24:49,239 --> 00:24:52,539 It's a quarter, consider it payback for the tips you don't leave. 437 00:24:52,701 --> 00:24:54,321 How hard up is this place anyway? 438 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:57,334 Yeah, you're lucky I don't charge you people for toilet paper. 439 00:24:57,497 --> 00:25:00,257 You use too much. All you need is three sheets. 440 00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:03,047 One up, one down, one to polish. 441 00:25:03,211 --> 00:25:04,461 What are you polishing? 442 00:25:04,629 --> 00:25:06,639 Never mind. Watch the bar. I got to go puke. 443 00:25:07,632 --> 00:25:09,422 Can you please aim for the drain this time? 444 00:25:09,592 --> 00:25:12,422 - How doesn't she doesn't pay? - Employees puke for free. 445 00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:14,345 I like fucking carrot-tops. 446 00:25:14,514 --> 00:25:19,144 With the freckles and the pale skin and fucking alien-looking. 447 00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:21,986 Well, you might be in luck. 448 00:25:23,273 --> 00:25:26,983 - Why don't you buy her a beverage? - I don't need to. 449 00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:32,038 - Hey, you want to bang? - Do I look busy? 450 00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:35,618 Listen up! I got Oxy, Vicodin, Percocet! 451 00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:39,205 Xanax, Adderall, morphine and Valium! 452 00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:42,006 Five bucks a pill, less if you buy in bulk. 453 00:25:42,167 --> 00:25:43,667 Seems kind of steep, don't it? 454 00:25:43,835 --> 00:25:46,625 Not if I wanna buy myself a hospital-grade pump. 455 00:25:47,130 --> 00:25:48,710 I need something with strong suction. 456 00:25:48,882 --> 00:25:50,302 These puppies got to feed four. 457 00:25:50,467 --> 00:25:53,307 Four? What, Carol can't feed her own? 458 00:25:54,304 --> 00:25:55,934 You mean the one we asked her to abort? 459 00:25:56,097 --> 00:25:58,687 I'll let you know when she starts speaking to me again. 460 00:25:58,850 --> 00:26:02,430 MAN: All right, give me four Xanies and a Valium, glass of water, huh? 461 00:26:03,688 --> 00:26:04,858 $26. 462 00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:09,063 - Hey, five pills at $5 is $25. - Water's a buck. 463 00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:13,861 (WOMAN GRUNTING) 464 00:26:16,701 --> 00:26:19,071 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 465 00:26:19,287 --> 00:26:21,337 Oh, I'm gonna come! Yeah! 466 00:26:23,124 --> 00:26:25,294 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 467 00:26:26,169 --> 00:26:28,009 (SIGHING, CHUCKLING) 468 00:26:30,548 --> 00:26:33,468 Done. (LAUGHS) Woo! 469 00:26:34,719 --> 00:26:36,179 You wanna finish? 470 00:26:37,180 --> 00:26:39,510 - Switch positions. - What? 471 00:26:39,682 --> 00:26:41,302 Just do it. 472 00:26:43,853 --> 00:26:46,233 - Grab my hips. Pound my ass. - With what? 473 00:26:46,397 --> 00:26:48,777 Your fucking hip bones. Jesus. 474 00:26:51,486 --> 00:26:54,036 Yeah, huh? You like it like that? 475 00:26:54,197 --> 00:26:57,997 Yeah? You like it like that? Huh? Huh? Yeah. 476 00:27:04,499 --> 00:27:06,129 Evening, spawn. 477 00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:09,542 - Where's the blender? - It's right... It's right here, Frank. 478 00:27:23,393 --> 00:27:25,013 SHEILA: Oh... 479 00:27:26,187 --> 00:27:27,647 Oh, God. 480 00:27:32,944 --> 00:27:36,654 God, no. Don't do that, Frank. 481 00:27:37,073 --> 00:27:39,153 (BLENDER WHIRRING) 482 00:27:44,914 --> 00:27:47,204 SHEILA: No, no. No, don't do it. 483 00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:50,214 Oh, Jesus. 484 00:27:53,214 --> 00:27:57,884 And I keep getting pictures of men in their underpants with bulges. 485 00:27:58,052 --> 00:28:00,682 I have no idea what DTF meant. 486 00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:03,807 Holly says it a lot. I'm not sure what it stands for. 487 00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:06,933 - (IPAD CHIMING) - (CELL PHONE RINGING) 488 00:28:08,605 --> 00:28:11,195 Hey, kid! How's higher learning? 489 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:13,237 Well, I'm not high, but I might be learning. 490 00:28:13,401 --> 00:28:15,731 - FIONA: Sounds like progress. - DEBBIE: Hi, Lip. 491 00:28:15,904 --> 00:28:18,074 Debbie says "hi". She's doing homework. 492 00:28:18,239 --> 00:28:21,789 - Oh, yeah? What class? - Chemistry. Mr. Lister. 493 00:28:21,951 --> 00:28:24,031 Holy shit. The guy with the oxygen tank? 494 00:28:24,204 --> 00:28:25,994 - He's still alive? - Barely. 495 00:28:26,247 --> 00:28:28,457 And Carl would say "hi", but he's getting his dog drunk. 496 00:28:28,541 --> 00:28:31,541 - Wait, Carl has a dog? - Yeah, some stray he brought home. 497 00:28:32,170 --> 00:28:35,790 Um, hey, listen, are you guys using the laptop? 498 00:28:35,965 --> 00:28:37,175 I kind of need it for class. 499 00:28:37,342 --> 00:28:42,342 Well, Debbie uses it for school, and Carl uses it for porn. 500 00:28:42,513 --> 00:28:47,683 - Can you borrow one from over there? - Yeah. Yeah, sure. No problem. 501 00:28:47,852 --> 00:28:50,482 Hey. You okay? 502 00:28:50,605 --> 00:28:51,855 Uh... 503 00:28:52,857 --> 00:28:55,617 I could be better. You know, it's... 504 00:28:56,444 --> 00:28:58,904 I'm a little... It's... 505 00:28:59,072 --> 00:29:03,402 - Different? - Different, yeah. 506 00:29:03,576 --> 00:29:05,536 - Yeah, you too? - God, yes. 507 00:29:05,703 --> 00:29:09,043 I put on pencil skirts every morning and I'm like, "Who are you?" 508 00:29:09,207 --> 00:29:11,087 Sounds like progress. 509 00:29:11,251 --> 00:29:13,751 Yeah, the Gallaghers moving up the food chain. 510 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,420 - Yeah, one rusty link at a time. - (DISTANT LAUGHTER, CHATTER) 511 00:29:16,589 --> 00:29:20,219 - Ah, you're missing your party. - No, no, no. It's okay. 512 00:29:20,385 --> 00:29:23,225 No, no. Go have fun. We miss you. 513 00:29:23,388 --> 00:29:27,228 ALL: We miss you! We miss you! 514 00:29:44,242 --> 00:29:47,532 - AMANDA: Come on. (LAUGHING) - RON: I'm sorry. 515 00:29:47,704 --> 00:29:49,744 - AMANDA: You're... - RON: I'm sorry. 516 00:29:49,914 --> 00:29:52,254 AMANDA: I'm falling off the bed right now. 517 00:29:52,583 --> 00:29:54,663 (SPRINGS BOUNCING) 518 00:30:49,432 --> 00:30:52,762 Hey, so I invited my brother out to dinner with us tonight. 519 00:30:52,935 --> 00:30:55,895 I feel so bad about what happened last night, so... 520 00:30:56,064 --> 00:30:58,814 Well, it seems like you guys have some stuff you need to work out. 521 00:30:58,983 --> 00:31:00,313 Yeah, yeah. 522 00:31:00,485 --> 00:31:02,905 He just pushes my buttons, you know? I got to find a way to react. 523 00:31:03,071 --> 00:31:05,901 Right. Why not have your dad throw another 20 grand 524 00:31:06,074 --> 00:31:07,614 at his problems and hope they go away? 525 00:31:08,201 --> 00:31:09,281 Ouch! 526 00:31:09,452 --> 00:31:11,992 Dude, my house isn't even worth that much. 527 00:31:12,163 --> 00:31:16,203 Ok, well, what's the alternative? I just slam the door on him? 528 00:31:16,376 --> 00:31:19,586 - Why not? - He's family. 529 00:31:20,213 --> 00:31:22,793 You know, this one time, I was getting the crap kicked out of me. 530 00:31:22,965 --> 00:31:26,305 Robbie sees it, storms over, he grabs both kids by the hair, 531 00:31:26,469 --> 00:31:28,849 hurls them into a snow bank, knocks them senseless. 532 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,090 - Jesus. - I know. 533 00:31:31,265 --> 00:31:34,645 Yeah, he was my protector for years. I don't mind being his for a while. 534 00:31:40,566 --> 00:31:44,366 Hey, listen, I need to take off a little early today. 535 00:31:44,529 --> 00:31:46,829 I was up all night working on my philosophy paper. 536 00:31:46,989 --> 00:31:48,579 I didn't get to crack one book for my Lit exam. 537 00:31:48,741 --> 00:31:50,071 BOSS: Denied. 538 00:31:51,828 --> 00:31:53,378 Shit, um... 539 00:31:53,538 --> 00:31:56,958 Look, I didn't get a scholarship so that I could shovel hash browns 540 00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:58,915 into the mouths of entitled undergrads. 541 00:31:59,335 --> 00:32:01,925 All right? No, no, no. Seriously, I need to study. 542 00:32:02,046 --> 00:32:03,256 I feel for you. I really do. 543 00:32:03,381 --> 00:32:05,421 I know how hard it is juggling classes and work. 544 00:32:05,591 --> 00:32:08,591 I see kids struggling all the time, but they get there. 545 00:32:08,761 --> 00:32:11,431 - Yeah, how? - Three words. 546 00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:14,357 Time, management, skills. 547 00:32:14,517 --> 00:32:16,317 It's about planning. 548 00:32:16,477 --> 00:32:18,897 I used to be all over the place, just like you, Phil. 549 00:32:18,938 --> 00:32:20,068 Lip! 550 00:32:20,189 --> 00:32:22,029 And then I took a web-inar on increasing productivity, 551 00:32:22,191 --> 00:32:23,861 and it changed my life. 552 00:32:24,026 --> 00:32:25,446 Okay, see, I don't need a web-inar. 553 00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:27,731 I need an extra 30 minutes to study for Lit. 554 00:32:28,781 --> 00:32:30,281 I'm sorry, man. I can't help you. 555 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,330 Fuck! Fuck! 556 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,840 Fuck! Fuck! 557 00:32:52,096 --> 00:32:54,096 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 558 00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:06,110 - (CROWD CHEERING) - SAMANTHA: Woo! 559 00:33:06,277 --> 00:33:08,737 You got this, baby! You got this! 560 00:33:13,326 --> 00:33:15,246 (BOTH WINCING) 561 00:33:15,411 --> 00:33:19,581 Bear down, baby. Bear down. This ref is a nightmare. 562 00:33:19,749 --> 00:33:22,549 If he had another eye, he'd be a Cyclops. 563 00:33:22,793 --> 00:33:24,753 (SAMANTHA LAUGHS) 564 00:33:25,004 --> 00:33:27,634 I thought dodgeball didn't even have refs. 565 00:33:27,798 --> 00:33:29,428 They need them. Multiple outs. 566 00:33:29,592 --> 00:33:31,882 The big kids gang up on the weaker ones. 567 00:33:32,303 --> 00:33:34,973 Yo, Ref, you're missing a great game out there. 568 00:33:35,139 --> 00:33:37,229 Yeah, where's your seeing eye dog? 569 00:33:42,772 --> 00:33:46,272 Breathe through the pain, Chuckie. Cry on the inside. 570 00:33:46,442 --> 00:33:48,112 You're okay, baby. 571 00:33:48,611 --> 00:33:52,241 Boy, that kid can take a beating. Tough as a $2 steak. 572 00:33:54,033 --> 00:33:56,203 I don't know why, Frank, but... 573 00:33:56,619 --> 00:33:59,039 I feel like I've known you my entire life. 574 00:34:04,001 --> 00:34:06,001 Uh. Um... 575 00:34:06,546 --> 00:34:08,006 My first husband was an addict. 576 00:34:08,172 --> 00:34:10,342 So if you're into substance abuse, tell me right now 577 00:34:10,508 --> 00:34:12,468 because I can't go through that again. 578 00:34:13,386 --> 00:34:16,476 Completely legal, doctor-sanctioned pain management. 579 00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:19,269 - You're in pain? - Not when I'm baked. 580 00:34:19,892 --> 00:34:24,482 - What hurts? - I have this liver condition. 581 00:34:24,647 --> 00:34:26,237 How bad? 582 00:34:26,399 --> 00:34:27,909 Pretty much kicked. They say I need a new one. 583 00:34:28,067 --> 00:34:32,117 - You mean a transplant? - Oh! Whoa, whoa! 584 00:34:32,238 --> 00:34:33,408 SAMANTHA: Woo! 585 00:34:33,573 --> 00:34:37,033 That's what the folks with the fancy degrees keep telling me. 586 00:34:37,451 --> 00:34:41,031 Oh, Frank. I'm so sorry. 587 00:34:47,295 --> 00:34:48,925 Woo! 588 00:34:58,264 --> 00:35:02,934 (GASPS) Hi. Oh wow. More. 589 00:35:03,102 --> 00:35:05,682 Do you mind taking them upstairs? 590 00:35:05,855 --> 00:35:07,565 Because Roger Runningtree is coming here any second. 591 00:35:07,732 --> 00:35:11,232 I think he's sensitive to animal urine. 592 00:35:11,569 --> 00:35:12,989 And toddler. 593 00:35:13,279 --> 00:35:14,989 Bring them. Put them on your beds and stuff. 594 00:35:15,156 --> 00:35:17,406 - More dogs? - Nobody claimed the first one. 595 00:35:17,783 --> 00:35:19,323 Maybe they were trying to get rid of them. 596 00:35:20,620 --> 00:35:23,620 - Where are you going? - Holly is having a sleep-over party. 597 00:35:24,081 --> 00:35:26,541 Really? Because Fiona didn't tell me about that. 598 00:35:26,709 --> 00:35:28,509 - She must have forgot. - Oh, okay. 599 00:35:28,586 --> 00:35:30,546 - Well, have so much fun. - (KNOCK ON DOOR) 600 00:35:31,464 --> 00:35:33,714 Just a... Just a second. 601 00:35:33,883 --> 00:35:35,003 (KNOCKING) 602 00:35:35,134 --> 00:35:37,634 Just one second. Just a second. 603 00:35:41,140 --> 00:35:42,600 Coming. 604 00:35:46,354 --> 00:35:50,024 Hi. Hi. You must be Roger. Come in. 605 00:35:50,483 --> 00:35:51,943 Sheila. 606 00:35:53,361 --> 00:35:56,611 Wow. You're even foxier in person. 607 00:35:56,781 --> 00:36:00,821 That's so sweet. They're... Gosh, they're beautiful. 608 00:36:00,951 --> 00:36:04,491 Um... Would you...? Would you like to take your coat off, 609 00:36:04,664 --> 00:36:07,374 and have a nice glass of chilled sparkling wine? 610 00:36:07,541 --> 00:36:09,751 I left my guitar in the Honda. 611 00:36:09,919 --> 00:36:13,259 I wasn't sure if you'd be interested in a little strum-down. 612 00:36:13,422 --> 00:36:15,462 I can just run right back out and fetch it. 613 00:36:15,633 --> 00:36:17,593 Yes. Yes, I would. 614 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:21,470 I would be very interested in a strum-down. 615 00:36:21,639 --> 00:36:24,479 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 616 00:36:26,227 --> 00:36:28,977 ROBBIE: Oh, Mikey, they have single malt flights. 617 00:36:29,146 --> 00:36:32,816 - Glenkinchie, Lagavulin. - No, no, no. Not tonight. 618 00:36:32,983 --> 00:36:36,073 Come on, get it so I can drink vicariously through you. 619 00:36:36,237 --> 00:36:38,487 No, man. Seriously. I'm totally fine not drinking tonight. 620 00:36:38,656 --> 00:36:40,826 - May I start you off with drinks? - Yeah, he'll take a Scotch flight. 621 00:36:40,991 --> 00:36:42,031 God damn it. 622 00:36:42,201 --> 00:36:44,661 And a bottle of... Fiona, you like red or white? 623 00:36:44,829 --> 00:36:46,629 I'm not picky. 624 00:36:46,789 --> 00:36:50,379 - Ok, let's do the 2008 Jordan. - Absolutely. 625 00:36:50,543 --> 00:36:52,793 Well, I can't really drink a whole bottle by myself. 626 00:36:52,962 --> 00:36:54,422 No, Mike will lend a hand. 627 00:36:54,588 --> 00:36:57,048 Little bro-ski can't pass up a silky cab, can he? 628 00:36:58,134 --> 00:36:59,804 So how did you guys start getting it on? 629 00:37:00,302 --> 00:37:04,392 Well, he invited me camping, knowing I had a boyfriend. 630 00:37:04,557 --> 00:37:07,017 - She makes me do crazy things. - FIONA: So I went. 631 00:37:07,184 --> 00:37:10,144 And then, I got him drunk and almost fucked him in a tent. 632 00:37:10,563 --> 00:37:14,353 - What? - MIKE: True story. She jumped me. 633 00:37:14,525 --> 00:37:18,365 - Well, I'm not proud. - What? You did this to your boss. 634 00:37:18,529 --> 00:37:21,789 - I can get a little wild. - (COUGHS) A little? 635 00:37:21,949 --> 00:37:24,539 I've calmed down. Recently. 636 00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:25,700 (MIKE CHUCKLES) 637 00:37:25,786 --> 00:37:27,536 Somehow, I find that hard to believe. 638 00:37:28,247 --> 00:37:30,207 Thank you. 639 00:37:31,375 --> 00:37:33,125 - The salmon looks yummy. - Yeah? 640 00:37:33,294 --> 00:37:36,214 SAMANTHA, FRANK: One, two, three. 641 00:37:36,672 --> 00:37:38,792 - (SAMANTHA LAUGHING) - (FRANK GROANING) 642 00:37:39,049 --> 00:37:41,219 FRANK: You did real good tonight, kiddo. I'm proud of you. 643 00:37:41,385 --> 00:37:44,635 It takes a tough little bastard to take a beating and not puke his guts out. 644 00:37:44,805 --> 00:37:48,395 - I did puke. - Actually, he did. Third period. 645 00:37:48,559 --> 00:37:50,479 Well, there's no shame in that, my friends. 646 00:37:50,895 --> 00:37:52,485 This is us. 647 00:37:56,025 --> 00:37:58,945 Well, thank you for an excellent evening. 648 00:38:06,076 --> 00:38:08,956 Would you like to come in for a nightcap? 649 00:38:09,997 --> 00:38:13,167 Ah, what the heck? Thanks. 650 00:38:13,876 --> 00:38:16,256 - (SAMANTHA CHUCKLES) You got it? - Got to get my wits about me. 651 00:38:16,420 --> 00:38:20,500 Hi, no TV. School tomorrow. Bedtime. 652 00:38:20,674 --> 00:38:22,054 - No! - SAMANTHA: Come on. 653 00:38:22,218 --> 00:38:23,808 FRANK: Come on, bruiser. 654 00:38:24,178 --> 00:38:27,848 - Where are your PJs? - I don't like PJs. 655 00:38:28,015 --> 00:38:30,105 - Well, what do you wear to bed? - Nothing. 656 00:38:30,935 --> 00:38:34,485 Maybe tonight you could wear that. In you go. 657 00:38:36,774 --> 00:38:39,904 You need anything? Water, cocoa? 658 00:38:40,611 --> 00:38:45,781 - Your breath smells like dog poo. - Night, Chuckles. (EXHALES) 659 00:38:50,162 --> 00:38:51,742 Cranberry juice. 660 00:38:53,791 --> 00:38:58,581 - Supposed to be good for the liver. - Thanks. 661 00:39:03,926 --> 00:39:05,266 You are so good with him. 662 00:39:06,303 --> 00:39:08,183 - He's a good one. - Yeah. 663 00:39:10,266 --> 00:39:11,476 Frank, what's your blood type? 664 00:39:12,977 --> 00:39:15,647 Um, O Positive. Why? 665 00:39:15,813 --> 00:39:17,643 That's my blood type. 666 00:39:18,899 --> 00:39:21,449 Really? What a coincidence. 667 00:39:22,736 --> 00:39:26,406 I want to give you my liver. 668 00:39:27,992 --> 00:39:30,162 What? No. 669 00:39:30,327 --> 00:39:32,457 It's just a lobe, right? It's not the whole thing. 670 00:39:32,621 --> 00:39:34,991 I'm not gonna like die without it or anything, you know. 671 00:39:35,165 --> 00:39:36,505 But we barely know each other. 672 00:39:36,667 --> 00:39:42,007 I know enough to know you have a beautiful heart. 673 00:39:44,133 --> 00:39:45,883 That's just... 674 00:39:47,970 --> 00:39:52,300 - Wow. - Hey, look, you get to live. 675 00:39:52,474 --> 00:39:55,604 I'll still have plenty of liver left over, what's the downside? 676 00:39:55,769 --> 00:39:58,109 Well, the surgery is no walk in the park. 677 00:39:58,272 --> 00:40:02,772 Oh, I have been sliced into more times than a side of beef. 678 00:40:02,943 --> 00:40:04,113 Here. 679 00:40:05,237 --> 00:40:09,657 Appendectomy, C-section, hernia. 680 00:40:09,825 --> 00:40:13,375 Spleen, accidental surgery. 681 00:40:13,537 --> 00:40:15,627 Second surgery to fix that one. 682 00:40:15,789 --> 00:40:19,669 - Look. I mean, look. - Alright, put it down. 683 00:40:20,169 --> 00:40:24,599 And a gentleman, too? Frank, I think I'm smitten. 684 00:40:25,132 --> 00:40:27,632 No, jeez! 685 00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,130 - (SHRIEKS, LAUGHS) - (FRANK GRUNTING) 686 00:40:31,722 --> 00:40:34,432 - Okay, listen, just a sec. - Shh... 687 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,470 You feel it, too. I know it. I know it. 688 00:40:36,644 --> 00:40:39,644 Generally speaking, I don't like to move this fast. 689 00:40:40,606 --> 00:40:42,606 - Me neither. - Okay. 690 00:40:42,775 --> 00:40:44,195 I don't know what's got into me. 691 00:40:44,818 --> 00:40:48,488 Stop. No. Okay. No, no. Okay. Ow... Ow. 692 00:40:48,656 --> 00:40:51,076 I'm sorry. Pain. 693 00:40:51,241 --> 00:40:53,111 - Are you okay? - Excuse me. 694 00:40:55,663 --> 00:40:57,953 (MIKE SINGING LOUDLY) 695 00:40:59,917 --> 00:41:01,377 What is he singing? 696 00:41:03,796 --> 00:41:05,256 (FIONA LAUGHING) 697 00:41:05,422 --> 00:41:07,422 ROBBIE: I Can't Fight This Feeling by REO Speedwagon. 698 00:41:07,591 --> 00:41:09,761 You tell her what I'm doing. You know what I'm doing. 699 00:41:09,927 --> 00:41:12,427 It's sort of his go-to song when he's feeling earnest. 700 00:41:13,222 --> 00:41:15,342 Are you feeling earnest? You having an earnest moment? 701 00:41:15,516 --> 00:41:18,936 (ROBBIE AND FIONA LAUGH) 702 00:41:22,690 --> 00:41:24,600 - (LAUGHING) Wine and scotch. - MIKE: I'm hideous. 703 00:41:24,775 --> 00:41:27,405 That's gonna be a hell of a hangover. 704 00:41:27,569 --> 00:41:28,989 - Are you feeling guilty? - Nah. 705 00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:32,284 It's great to see him cut loose. He works his ass off. 706 00:41:32,449 --> 00:41:36,289 - Yeah, he does. And he's good at it. - Yeah. 707 00:41:36,453 --> 00:41:39,663 It's corny but I'm proud of him. 708 00:41:40,457 --> 00:41:43,257 He kicks up a fury all week at the family farm, 709 00:41:43,419 --> 00:41:46,389 then settles down Friday afternoon to a delicious foamy beer 710 00:41:46,547 --> 00:41:48,047 and some lame TV. 711 00:41:49,091 --> 00:41:52,921 - And that's enough for him. - Should be enough for anybody. 712 00:41:54,179 --> 00:41:56,979 Not me. Tried it once. 713 00:41:57,141 --> 00:41:59,181 Worked for the cups one summer. 714 00:41:59,351 --> 00:42:01,141 Showed up to that office every day 715 00:42:01,311 --> 00:42:04,141 with my button-down and my shiny shoes. 716 00:42:04,314 --> 00:42:06,604 Nearly lost my mind. 717 00:42:07,359 --> 00:42:08,739 Why? 718 00:42:09,278 --> 00:42:12,118 Well, life throws challenges at us to see what we're made of, right? 719 00:42:12,281 --> 00:42:15,031 Yeah, apparently, I'm made of bourbon and blow. 720 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:18,780 Yeah, a necktie can't hold that in very long. 721 00:42:18,954 --> 00:42:20,624 But you're clean now. 722 00:42:21,373 --> 00:42:23,373 Sure. Until I'm not. 723 00:42:27,296 --> 00:42:32,056 I'm the worst kind of addict. I'm addicted to the rush of life. 724 00:42:33,010 --> 00:42:35,800 Which is primarily booze and drugs? 725 00:42:35,971 --> 00:42:38,221 When it's good, man. 726 00:42:39,266 --> 00:42:41,606 You're laughing a lot and you're screwing a lot. 727 00:42:41,935 --> 00:42:44,895 The world like glimmers with promise. 728 00:42:45,189 --> 00:42:49,279 And when it's bad, there is no getting out. 729 00:42:49,693 --> 00:42:52,653 And you think that feeling alone would make you stop, 730 00:42:53,363 --> 00:42:54,783 but it never does. 731 00:42:58,702 --> 00:43:01,162 But knowing you're hurting people, isn't that worse? 732 00:43:02,790 --> 00:43:07,870 It should be. But, no, it isn't. 733 00:43:08,504 --> 00:43:12,174 We're all addicts, Fiona. Just trying to fill a void. 734 00:43:13,175 --> 00:43:15,305 Some of us are just better at hiding it. 735 00:43:16,220 --> 00:43:17,260 Right? 736 00:43:17,429 --> 00:43:19,229 (MIKE GROANING) 737 00:43:19,306 --> 00:43:20,766 - (FIONA CHUCKLES) - ROBBIE: Uh-oh. 738 00:43:20,891 --> 00:43:23,061 - Uh-oh what? - ROBBIE: He's back. 739 00:43:23,227 --> 00:43:27,647 (MIKE RESUMES SINGING) 740 00:43:33,070 --> 00:43:35,570 You know, I really love making dinner. 741 00:43:36,573 --> 00:43:38,403 Someday I'm gonna learn how to really do it. 742 00:43:38,575 --> 00:43:40,325 Like, go to culinary school even. 743 00:43:40,494 --> 00:43:42,664 What'd you want to drink with your scampi? 744 00:43:42,788 --> 00:43:45,628 - DEBBIE: Whatever you're having. - Mountain Dew it is. 745 00:43:48,585 --> 00:43:51,545 You know, Eraserhead might be my favorite movie of all time. 746 00:43:51,713 --> 00:43:56,633 It's like this atmospheric, horrific dreamscape... 747 00:43:58,554 --> 00:44:02,054 - Uh... - Does this make you "cray"? 748 00:44:03,183 --> 00:44:04,973 Uh... Um... 749 00:44:08,272 --> 00:44:09,892 Um, uh, Debbie? 750 00:44:10,649 --> 00:44:14,119 - Am I doing it wrong? - No, no, no. 751 00:44:14,278 --> 00:44:17,288 It's not... It's just... Look, we don't have to do this. 752 00:44:17,447 --> 00:44:19,537 It's okay. I don't have to go home. I told them I'd be at a sleepover. 753 00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:21,910 No, it's not... No, no, no. I'm... I'm... 754 00:44:22,077 --> 00:44:23,667 It's me. I'm not... 755 00:44:24,621 --> 00:44:25,911 It's a lot of things. 756 00:44:26,081 --> 00:44:28,791 I'm just really stressed out at work right now. 757 00:44:28,959 --> 00:44:32,839 And my mom called. She said that the family cat's sick. 758 00:44:33,005 --> 00:44:36,755 - Oh, no. - Yeah, it's awkward timing, is all. 759 00:44:36,842 --> 00:44:37,922 Oh. 760 00:44:39,761 --> 00:44:40,921 Okay. 761 00:44:41,096 --> 00:44:44,856 - But you look beautiful, though. - Thank you. 762 00:44:45,601 --> 00:44:48,141 - Scampi looks delicious. - Thanks. 763 00:44:48,770 --> 00:44:52,390 Here. Here, let's do this. 764 00:44:53,442 --> 00:44:54,812 Better. 765 00:44:55,319 --> 00:44:57,329 Uh, okay. You ready? 766 00:44:59,489 --> 00:45:02,409 - Prepare your mind to be blown. - (CHUCKLING) 767 00:45:03,702 --> 00:45:06,702 (DRAMATIC MUSIC ON TV) 768 00:45:12,211 --> 00:45:13,251 ♪ (ROGER SINGING SHIRLEY BASSEY SONG: 769 00:45:13,253 --> 00:45:14,633 BLESS THE BEASTS AND CHILDREN) ♪ 770 00:45:19,509 --> 00:45:20,679 Oh, yeah. 771 00:45:24,348 --> 00:45:28,478 Oh, oh. Uh, Roger, this is Carl. He lives here. 772 00:45:28,644 --> 00:45:32,104 - Pleased to meet you - Yo. 773 00:45:34,775 --> 00:45:36,945 Do you know Sympathy for the Devil? 774 00:45:41,490 --> 00:45:45,570 I tried to get your drugs, but V has her cabinet locked up. 775 00:45:45,994 --> 00:45:48,164 And she's making me buy them now. 776 00:45:48,914 --> 00:45:50,954 Kidnapped these dogs, holding them for ransom. 777 00:45:51,124 --> 00:45:52,664 It's not working. 778 00:45:53,168 --> 00:45:56,508 Don't sweat it. I may have found a liver. 779 00:45:56,672 --> 00:45:59,842 - Really? Where? - Your older sister Sammi. 780 00:46:00,592 --> 00:46:01,842 She's really something. 781 00:46:04,012 --> 00:46:08,432 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 782 00:46:11,103 --> 00:46:14,483 All right. Okay. Here we go. Almost there, brother. 783 00:46:14,648 --> 00:46:16,908 Almost there. Come on. Here we go. Here we go. 784 00:46:17,067 --> 00:46:18,567 Okay, okay, okay. 785 00:46:18,735 --> 00:46:20,445 - Open it up. There you go. - Okay. 786 00:46:20,612 --> 00:46:24,322 - All right. - Okay, there you are. 787 00:46:24,491 --> 00:46:27,321 - Oh, hey. You made it. - No. 788 00:46:27,494 --> 00:46:29,534 - There you go. - Oh no. 789 00:46:31,206 --> 00:46:33,416 MIKE: Oh, God. 790 00:46:33,583 --> 00:46:35,663 - There's water. - Okay. 791 00:46:35,836 --> 00:46:37,336 - Right by your right hand. - Okay. 792 00:46:37,504 --> 00:46:39,464 - Right. Okay? - Okay. 793 00:46:39,631 --> 00:46:41,501 - Okay. - Okay. 794 00:46:49,766 --> 00:46:53,316 - Never seen him like that. - He rarely drinks that much. 795 00:46:53,478 --> 00:46:55,528 Last time was when Eve left him. 796 00:46:55,689 --> 00:46:57,779 - His ex. - Wife. Yeah. 797 00:46:57,941 --> 00:46:59,771 Haven't heard much about her. 798 00:46:59,943 --> 00:47:02,523 Well, she nearly killed him. He thought it was his fault. 799 00:47:02,696 --> 00:47:03,906 It wasn't. 800 00:47:07,367 --> 00:47:09,417 - You think he passed out? - One would hope. 801 00:47:09,578 --> 00:47:13,708 - And what about you? - What about me? 802 00:47:14,207 --> 00:47:16,877 You the sticking-around type or the screwing-around type? 803 00:47:17,044 --> 00:47:18,964 FIONA: Sorry. 804 00:47:19,129 --> 00:47:21,219 We've only been going out a couple months. 805 00:47:21,798 --> 00:47:23,468 Well, you can't blame me for being protective. 806 00:47:23,967 --> 00:47:27,097 - He seems to really dig you. - Well, feeling is mutual. 807 00:47:28,388 --> 00:47:30,978 And he's like a jazllion times more sane than my last one, 808 00:47:31,183 --> 00:47:33,263 so, I'm happy. 809 00:47:33,727 --> 00:47:35,977 - Are you? - Yeah. 810 00:47:36,146 --> 00:47:37,356 Okay. 811 00:47:37,522 --> 00:47:40,562 - What? - Nothing. 812 00:47:41,151 --> 00:47:43,071 - Want some coffee? - Yes. Please. 813 00:47:43,236 --> 00:47:45,116 I think this wine went to my head a little. 814 00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,530 It's not shade-grown. Hope you can handle that. 815 00:47:47,699 --> 00:47:52,129 I usually only drink "organic", you know, fair trade... 816 00:48:01,463 --> 00:48:03,043 (PANTING) 817 00:48:05,300 --> 00:48:07,170 (GASPING, GRUNTING) 818 00:48:15,769 --> 00:48:18,029 (HEAVY BREATHING) 819 00:48:45,090 --> 00:48:46,500 (EXHALES) 820 00:49:32,971 --> 00:49:34,891 (MIKE GROANING) 821 00:49:36,224 --> 00:49:37,514 Hi. 822 00:49:39,769 --> 00:49:41,149 It's early. 823 00:49:41,688 --> 00:49:44,568 - Jesus. Sorry about that. - What? 824 00:49:44,733 --> 00:49:47,773 The hickey. I didn't mean to get rough with you last night. 825 00:49:47,944 --> 00:49:51,074 Oh, that's okay, I barely felt it. 826 00:49:52,866 --> 00:49:57,206 I'm gonna get home for a while and check on the kids. 827 00:49:58,663 --> 00:50:03,713 - Will I see you at work later? - Uh, I'm not sure. I don't know. 828 00:50:03,877 --> 00:50:06,927 I might call in sick. Here, you want me to drive you? 829 00:50:07,088 --> 00:50:09,848 No. I don't think you'd pass a breathalyzer. 830 00:50:10,842 --> 00:50:16,722 - Okay, well, take my car, okay? - No, I'll just take the L. 831 00:50:16,890 --> 00:50:18,390 - I call you in an hour? - Mm-hm. 832 00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:20,510 - See how you're doing? - Mm-hm. 833 00:50:21,478 --> 00:50:22,568 Okay. 834 00:50:22,771 --> 00:50:25,021 Thanks, baby. You're the best. 835 00:51:20,203 --> 00:51:24,123 Morning. How'd it go last night? Did Sheila force Kerplunk on you? 836 00:51:33,133 --> 00:51:35,053 I know, I know. 837 00:51:35,218 --> 00:51:38,348 Two nights this week at Mike's. I'm sorry. 838 00:51:38,972 --> 00:51:42,762 - I won't be going there for a while. - Didn't even know you were gone. 839 00:51:44,477 --> 00:51:47,817 - What's wrong with your neck? - Weird rash. 840 00:51:47,981 --> 00:51:49,521 (SCOFFS) It's mouth-shaped. 841 00:51:51,568 --> 00:51:53,868 - Get our papers back today. - That quick? 842 00:51:54,029 --> 00:51:56,539 - You just turned it in yesterday. - Yeah, that guy is a machine. 843 00:51:56,698 --> 00:51:59,208 Who knows if he even reads them? I'm just glad I finished it. 844 00:51:59,367 --> 00:52:00,917 - Well, congrats, man. - And, hey, thanks. 845 00:52:00,994 --> 00:52:02,204 (CELL PHONES BEEP) 846 00:52:02,203 --> 00:52:04,953 You know, I really appreciate you letting me use your computer. 847 00:52:05,123 --> 00:52:06,623 You saved my ass. 848 00:52:10,295 --> 00:52:12,005 Christ, another flash mob. 849 00:52:23,224 --> 00:52:25,564 (CELL PHONES BEEP) 850 00:52:29,981 --> 00:52:31,731 PROFESSOR: You all did terrific on these. 851 00:52:33,318 --> 00:52:38,538 Please use them to study for your midterm on Tuesday. 852 00:52:38,698 --> 00:52:40,078 Thank you. 853 00:53:16,986 --> 00:53:18,826 (DIAL TONE) 854 00:53:20,657 --> 00:53:22,997 - MAN: Morning, sunshine. - Hey. 855 00:53:23,159 --> 00:53:26,169 I'm about to head to the office. What should I tell people? 856 00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:29,040 ROBBIE: That you fucked my brother last night on the counter 857 00:53:29,207 --> 00:53:31,127 while I laid in a puddle of vomit. 858 00:53:31,668 --> 00:53:34,048 - Why do you have Mike's phone? - It was on the counter. 859 00:53:34,212 --> 00:53:37,132 I saw you calling. Felt compelled to say howdy. 860 00:53:38,174 --> 00:53:41,514 - No. No. Why are you there? - Relax. 861 00:53:41,678 --> 00:53:44,228 I just came over to get the snow-blower keys for Pop. 862 00:53:45,390 --> 00:53:47,100 - Is he there? - Who, Pop? 863 00:53:47,267 --> 00:53:48,607 Mike! 864 00:53:49,102 --> 00:53:50,772 Sleeping like a baby. 865 00:53:51,396 --> 00:53:53,696 Looks like you're flying solo for lunch today. 866 00:53:54,399 --> 00:53:56,489 I'm not telling him, ever, okay? 867 00:53:56,651 --> 00:53:59,021 We're taking this to our graves. This did not happen. 868 00:53:59,195 --> 00:54:03,705 Oh yes, it did. And it's gonna happen again. 869 00:54:03,867 --> 00:54:05,667 Very soon. 870 00:54:06,244 --> 00:54:07,624 Addict. 871 00:54:08,997 --> 00:54:10,127 (LINE DISCONNECTS) 872 00:54:35,356 --> 00:54:37,486 You assholes actually cost me money. 873 00:54:38,943 --> 00:54:40,483 (DOG BARKS) 874 00:54:42,489 --> 00:54:45,499 Be free. Run wild. Go. 875 00:55:11,768 --> 00:55:13,778 (English US SDH)